1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,600 I'm feeling good. I'm about to record a pod with 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,960 you and Eman McGuire. That'll be a fun time. 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,520 Couple crazy. Gooses. 4 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,160 Should we set something up like a stump? 5 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,280 Could I like, because I'm wearing a black jacket, If I lay 6 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,520 down on the couch, we just pretend that I'm not there, and 7 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,240 then she'll set on me and see if she notices. 8 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,480 Yeah, that's good. That's good. 9 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,280 Should we like during it? Should we, like, reveal 10 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,840 something weird about ourselves but just made-up? 11 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,600 Yeah, let's let's make up a random fact and see. 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,760 Can we say we own a franchise or something? 13 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,159 Yeah. What would be on, You know that 14 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:36,040 we like silica gels that go in there like shoes to make sure 15 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,920 they don't get down. Yeah, we've bought into that 16 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,920 during COVID and you brother with it's not balls or we cubes. 17 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:48,480 What's it called you? Oh, we got what can we call 18 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,280 that? Let me see cube tubes, they come 19 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,280 in we tubes and they stop you getting bump. 20 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,920 OK, so is it silica or silicone gel? 21 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,440 Silica, isn't it? Yeah, I get. 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,920 Celica Gels. Guys, welcome to this week's 23 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,280 episode of the Tea With Me podcast, with your host back 24 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,360 from his tour for a couple of weeks. 25 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,680 Are you back? Couple of days. 26 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,920 A couple of days she and Todd we he's our turn and Speaking of 27 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,400 tour and someone is going to be starting to her and the not so 28 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,160 distant future is our central guest, it's Emory McGuire. 29 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,480 Welcome to the show. I am, I am your your, I'm your 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,800 guest. I'm Diavelli So. 1st guest to 31 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,600 ever get applauded by the game. Have it. 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,400 There we go. This is what we need. 33 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,120 This is the energy we're bringing, energy. 34 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,240 We're you're killing this. Can you always say this true? 35 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,640 And what are you? You're the fighting. 36 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,720 Fight Collection. You know who I'm? 37 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,320 Hey, that's my name. Oh, sorry, I'm fight. 38 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,320 Collection. I'm Captain Phillip. 39 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,760 Sure there'll be Somalian guy on my boat. 40 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,640 I'm just sitting here like. I'm the captain. 41 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,800 Alrighty, we're just hey, this guy. 42 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,480 Do you know why? Do you know why that's out of 43 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,200 pocket? Because we're all getting a bit 44 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,280 hated because we're talking about movies with hot lesbian 45 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,320 action in it. And I mentioned Showgirls and Me 46 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,680 and they have remembered that because what age do you? 47 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,600 Watch the Yesterday 34. Right. 48 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,960 This might have been like even though I'm 37, you may have 49 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,560 missed out in sugars by a year or two. 50 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,360 That's still a big gap though whenever your way and if there 51 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,960 was lesbians and I wouldn't have been allowed to watch it. 52 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,160 What, what, what? My dad only let me watch a 53 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,640 lesbian movie. Yeah, I remember one time there 54 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,040 was a lesbian kissing Cornisha St. 55 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,920 My parents nearly their legs with the TV off. 56 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,960 What do you call that actress? Was it Sophie? 57 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,920 And so who was the lady used to be in Dream Team? 58 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,320 Oh, I Carla. I don't know Carla. 59 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,320 Was it her? Oh. 60 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,000 No, it wasn't. Wasn't her. 61 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,600 That was more recent times. It wasn't her. 62 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,960 Oh, this was back in the day. This is. 63 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,320 Maybe it's just the Alan Battersby it was. 64 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,480 When I was a teenager, yes. It wasn't Eagle. 65 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:48,440 There's been my back from jazz. It was David Rasheed, Janice. 66 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,240 And Janice neck and on in the Necker factory it. 67 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,440 Was. Scissoring in the Rovers like 68 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,560 Norris watching her in a locker. Machine Norris. 69 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,680 I loved him. He was a pig. 70 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,640 Norris's bitch. He just flies in in the action. 71 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,240 Norris does look a wee bit like I'll give it to you. 72 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,440 Yeah, out of all the cast of Cordisha Treat, Norris is a 73 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,640 pigeon. Like 1 pigeon. 74 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,000 Well, I love eating Betty's hot pot. 75 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,200 What? Betty's hot. 76 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,160 Pot Oh dude. Alright, Pete, Dan, you know the 77 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,520 original lesbian action in Corrie. 78 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,120 Can you source it for us there please? 79 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:36,800 Showgirls was a movie and it was like Channel 4 would have shown 80 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,480 it like 10:00 on a Sunday night back in the day. 81 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,120 The old time Gina Gershon she wanted to do. 82 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,760 She is. She's like the old timer. 83 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,000 You know there's always an old timer doesn't like the new hot 84 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 young buck in the scene. Strippers like. 85 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,800 Showgirls. Performers the. 86 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,400 Performers the. Performers Burlesque. 87 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,520 Performers, but it was so hot like. 88 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,040 And who else? Who is there anybody famous in 89 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:57,960 it? Cam McLaughlin. 90 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,080 Cam McLaughlin. We're talking about like old 91 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,640 school babes. Save by the belt. 92 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,600 You watch that? Absolutely. 93 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,000 Is it Jessie from? Is that her name? 94 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,720 Elizabeth Berkeley. Elizabeth Berkeley. 95 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,640 Never a fan. Well, she's I liked Kelly. 96 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,120 She's the main Oh. Kelly, Yeah, showgirl. 97 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,959 Oh, Screech. Elizabeth Oh, Screech. 98 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,440 You know he's dead. Yeah. 99 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,200 All right. Pete Goodfella I don't know, but 100 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:21,839 wasn't. Enough. 101 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:26,320 Well, squeeching Goodfellas 10 out of 10. 102 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,360 But I yeah, I loved Kelly. Funny how Mr Building I don't 103 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,120 know, I don't know sweet shocks. I just I just. 104 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,200 Quite like that. But Elizabeth Berkeley, is that 105 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,160 her name? Yeah, I think she was she in the 106 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,480 L word? Just know the L word if we're 107 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,200 talking about. That I know the L word channel L 108 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:45,640 word. It wasn't the L word that was on 109 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:50,000 Channel 5. Oh my God, do. 110 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,920 You know. What it says in. 111 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,120 It no. If there's HLA I should know, 112 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,520 but I don't. So this was I. 113 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,160 Double checked. 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What are you talking about? 139 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,160 If you don't know the door in bar which I've gigged in a few 140 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,880 times, which is opposite the King's Hall at the at the top or 141 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,320 the bottom of the Lisbon Rd, Depends what? 142 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,760 Depends what way you look at it, depends what way you look at it. 143 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,600 But obviously where the King's Hall is, the Doy Inn is a great 144 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,520 bar. I say I gig there a few times. 145 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:43,480 There's a good Atmos. Now I go, what the hell is this 146 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,400 one up thing that you're doing? And the Doy Inn say, well 147 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,640 listen, what about electronic darts and an electronic 148 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,680 shuffleboard? I said Yep, OK, I like playing 149 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,840 darts, play darts. Once a year I organise a little 150 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,960 bit of a get together Christmas. So I like darts. 151 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,760 I go, what about a pool table? They go, yeah, I say electronic 152 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,680 pool table, they go, no, just how would that work? 153 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,320 Just normal pool table and that I say, is that it? 154 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,000 And the space you've got And they said, well, private karaoke 155 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,600 booth. I said, let me stop you there. 156 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,920 They said we're finished private karaoke booth. 157 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,520 Now I've only done this once in New Zealand. 158 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:22,200 Me and Willie T did it and just sangling We Killed no Encore by 159 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,640 Linkin Park and Jay-Z. But your dad is that is just 160 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,240 you've had a few drinks, you've had a good time, you've won the 161 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,360 darts. You go into the private karaoke 162 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,880 booth and you you just let loose. 163 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,800 This is great. I don't know if there's anywhere 164 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,440 else in Belfast. They have TV showing the best 165 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,400 live sport and they have a specifically created food menu. 166 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,440 Full service bar. Prefer for a night out with 167 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,560 friends parties a night out with different corporate away days. 168 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,680 It's called one up and it's upstairs at the door in. 169 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,760 You can book now at one up belfast.com. 170 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,440 They're on socials as one up Belfast. 171 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,000 We should have a day out there say not night. 172 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,320 Let's cut it off at it. That'd be great. 173 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,240 Hey, Charlie is also the name of a Jane that causes a severe 174 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,080 spiral. What I mean if I'm. 175 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,680 I know what you'd prefer. You made me. 176 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,440 I'm. Going to say if I watch the L 177 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,120 word. What the hell? 178 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,840 You have an episode, are you right? 179 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:25,200 I feel like yeah. Is that what you look like when 180 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,960 things are? Happening. 181 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,160 Yeah, what happened? I'm going to have a wee 182 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,559 smashing. Disgusting. 183 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,159 L Word was basically it was the first TV show that the whole 184 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:43,000 universe was just lesbians and it was based in LA and it was 185 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 all these lesbians and their lives were all tangled up. 186 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,760 Well, it was more. They were tangled up. 187 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,280 They were tangled. Up it was Oh my God, I. 188 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,640 Know what they all stands. For dude lesbian. 189 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,480 Absolutely. And it was. 190 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,240 I can't believe you. I've never met a male who's 191 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,040 watched it. Yeah. 192 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,200 Yeah, I'll be honest. Couldn't tell you what any of 193 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,640 the storylines were, but unbelievable. 194 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:07,160 It was very great, very, what would you call it, very graphic. 195 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,080 Yeah, very. It was only played tennis or 196 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,520 something. I fancied her explicit. 197 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,360 Dana. Yeah, I loved her. 198 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,200 Oh, Dana. She then it was the bad girl 199 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,600 too, like. Shane. 200 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:16,440 Yes. Oh. 201 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,560 My God. No, they were called Shane. 202 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,360 Yeah. No, the bad the not the bad 203 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,480 lesbian, the the bitch lesbian that everyone fancied was called 204 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,000 Shane. Yeah. 205 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,000 Oh my God, she was so cool. Steinway. 206 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,480 Should have back then. Should have reminded you. 207 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,400 We better early Rory Woods. She was. 208 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,760 Hair and all the I remember the way would you beaten about this? 209 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,760 We it was like we emo. Hair. 210 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,960 Yeah, he was OG emo like back in the day, yeah. 211 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:43,040 Well, I remember because this will be exclusive news, but I 212 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,560 think I remember being about 16 and talking to Rory Woods and 213 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,960 MSN Messenger. Oh, hang on a second here. 214 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,560 Hang on a damn second. We had a wee flirt. 215 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,480 Now, how would this? Would this just have been a 216 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,520 general Strabane? We know each other through 217 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,720 friends of friends sort of thing. 218 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,760 I don't know how it came about. He probably saw me and thought 219 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,840 do. You think it was in a group or 220 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840 were we talking direct? Oh. 221 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,760 We've talked direct a few times. We'll see if I can find the 222 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,200 receipts. I definitely remember talking to 223 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,960 Ray Woods on MSN. Could have been once, could have 224 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,760 been twice do. You remember on MSN Messenger 225 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,480 there was a thing that got brought in where you could like 226 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,600 if you were playing a song, Windows Media Player, you could 227 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,200 show what song you were listening to. 228 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,320 Could you? And you'll be putting on really 229 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,880 cool stuff making yourself. Mario, let me love you. 230 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,240 Yeah. That's a Prince sound. 231 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,400 Yeah, maybe that's like steal my sunshine, Yeah. 232 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,520 Lane yeah, that's a great song, yeah. 233 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,800 And you used to write, you used to write lyrics as your, as your 234 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,560 name. And mine would always be so like 235 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,280 emo, like I hurt myself. To do emo Maguire emo. 236 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,200 Oh, yeah, I love it. People used to call me Amy to 237 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,800 blow me, and that's really brought it all back. 238 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,360 What? Amy? 239 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,840 Yeah. You know, like the bird. 240 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,560 Cute. Why do you have big necks? 241 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,000 I have a big neck and it's quite thick, but no. 242 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,520 But emus don't have thick necks as long as just. 243 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,520 Because no, I definitely don't have a long neck just because 244 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,520 emus sounds like emu be called emu be called emu be called 245 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,160 Elmer. Hopefully Rod Holden do nothing 246 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,080 inappropriate to you. I don't know who that is. 247 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,880 He's the guy he used to put. His hand up the the the bird. 248 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,000 And what was the bird called? Emu. 249 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,800 No. Was that its actual character 250 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,080 name? Yeah, it's a bit fucking. 251 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,000 I know. It's it's. 252 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,560 A bit lazy, isn't it? Rod, hold on. 253 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,760 EMU, Yeah. No, I've never, I've never heard 254 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,520 of him, but. If I was puppeteer. 255 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,360 But you need to watch the L. Word. 256 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,280 If we look like a Victorian puppeteer. 257 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,920 Puppeteer. Like if I sat on your knee, how 258 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,440 much do we do? Yeah. 259 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,680 You really, really do. You do. 260 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,480 You do look about like a Victorian child. 261 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,720 Give us the mic, I'd say something good. 262 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,080 I'm here with me. Puppet strings, all right, 263 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,320 Strings. Oh, speak you can speak. 264 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,400 Oh. You're. 265 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,000 Supposed to. You beautifully speak, so I just 266 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,400 do this. All right, Strings. 267 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,000 What have we been doing in a strings? 268 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,800 You have you put your hand on my ass. 269 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,200 Strings. Not again. 270 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,560 I don't know. I like it. 271 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,800 Oh, give me a second. Strings. 272 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:23,720 Strings. Yeah, wipe your ass strings. 273 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:32,840 Is that my? Job strings. 274 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:47,520 Make him say something else. Strings can you wave at the 275 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:51,480 other people? Make us sing to you. 276 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,080 Strings. What's your favourite? 277 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:59,840 Song Mario, let me love you. Why are you speaking like a 278 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:04,440 robot Strings? You're a puppet, not a robot. 279 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,120 I didn't have time to commit to a horseman. 280 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,640 Can you sing a little bit of Mario for the people? 281 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,280 Yeah. Baby, you should love me, love 282 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:22,360 you. Strings back in your box. 283 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,280 Dave, how was your holiday? You're in Lanzarote it. 284 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:39,720 Was a good time, lovely time, lovely time away and son how do 285 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,520 we some holiday and feel good? You like to be holiday, but 286 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,800 don't you like a getaway like you get away? 287 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,720 I do like you get away. I like holiday. 288 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,040 I've got a holiday coming up to Espanol. 289 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,560 And can you switch off? Like oh absolutely not, you 290 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,080 always have a. Lot. 291 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,480 You have a lot going on. You spend a lot of plates. 292 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,880 No, I've been in. Pies. 293 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,320 Excuse me? Did you say you've got a laptop? 294 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,720 I got a laptop guys is that. What you said when I said you 295 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,960 have a lot going on. Do you say I've got a laptop? 296 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,360 Yeah, I bring this happens to me, right See, I get, I get in 297 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,400 the laugh, but this is a TASM. Let me just reset. 298 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,120 You have an autism fit, is that a thing? 299 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,360 Yeah, Well, I don't think, I don't think you would call it an 300 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,760 autism fit. That's not very PC. 301 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,520 Well, I call it Episode. Do you need to aura farm for 302 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,320 women to get back? Out of I so some. 303 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:35,080 See Do the Sex 7. I do not, I do not laugh a lot, 304 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,840 right, right. And that really made me laugh 305 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,480 because it was so weird. And see, sometimes I will wake 306 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,040 up laughing. Terrifying for your partner? 307 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,240 It's really, really scary, but it's like I can't stop and it's 308 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,000 nearly like I feel like somebody having a seizure. 309 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,440 Like I know I'm in it and I know what's happening and I'm kind of 310 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,560 conscious because. It's something you've been 311 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,760 thinking of or you'll just wake up I. 312 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,480 Will just wake up laughing, laughing and I can't stop and 313 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,360 see when something like that makes me laugh. 314 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,120 I feel like I cannot get out of the laugh. 315 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,760 I feel trapped in the laugh but now I'm OK. 316 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,960 Just needed a. Back of my head hurts sometimes 317 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,640 when I really laugh like that. Does it? 318 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,400 We'll see. There when you were sitting upon 319 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,120 his knee. Yeah. 320 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:17,000 The. All right, Shakespeare, the 321 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,800 veins in your head. Yeah. 322 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,200 Where have a veiny head. They were extraordinary. 323 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,360 I've never seen anything like it. 324 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:27,200 I thought they were going. To be so shit strings you have. 325 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:31,600 To tell my family what happened. They're like what my kids, 326 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,000 right, What happened to daddy? And you're like, he was doing a 327 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,320 puppet called string singing. Let me love you say. 328 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,960 Don't worry about it on camera. I'll be your last moment. 329 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,400 So disrespectful. Yeah, I. 330 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,080 Had a lot of beans. Well, I think we all do. 331 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,760 I just you can see me. Yeah, because you don't have 332 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,840 much between the skin and the skull. 333 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,680 I thought you would say years. Whereas at my veins I don't 334 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,760 think are propelled because I have more tissue than you. 335 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,360 My veins are underneath this which you could do a skin calp 336 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,680 test on. Dave's you're in the end of. 337 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,640 That has got bigger and bigger as the years have gone on the 338 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,680 the like the the. Cliff off Dave's head. 339 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,360 Big meathead. Yeah. 340 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,240 Is that do other people have never seen that but. 341 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,440 Not like, not as much as that. Yeah. 342 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:16,360 They look like 2 separate bits of someone's like he's been sewn 343 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,600 together. Like he gets like assembled like 344 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,440 like pushed on. Yeah, it's really nice. 345 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,800 It's nice. Oh, yeah. 346 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,560 Does your wife like it? She said so no she says that's 347 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,880 why it's increased. She no she's she has low key 348 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,880 suggested I do Botox. Get reduced, Yeah. 349 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,600 Could they just suck that out? That makes yours. 350 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,320 If they stopped it out, you would have a flap of skin. 351 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,840 I'm being serious, Dave, that. Looks like a Klingon. 352 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,760 You would have you would have an extra flap. 353 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,880 Yeah, right. I don't need an extra flapping, 354 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,640 that's for sure. No, he's all flat. 355 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,720 But she actually said that because your wife, I mean, the 356 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,440 reason that's so disrespectful is your wife does do like those 357 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,560 Botox injections, like can administer them as what? 358 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,960 I mean, yeah. But so like, it's lied that she 359 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,440 was like, you should think about doing that. 360 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,160 You want to do it now? But no, I I'm cool because I 361 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,160 don't. I feel like as a comedian you 362 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,599 have to be a bit expressive, don't you? 363 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,800 Yes, if I'm like all the time. And it's good if you'd have a 364 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,680 facial quirk, you know, it's nice to be different as veins. 365 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,240 Your face shows you've lived a life. 366 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,240 Exactly in my face but laughing. That's why I wouldn't get Botox 367 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,760 anything. Like I don't like when people 368 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,880 give you little say things about your appearance that you may be 369 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,520 it's not the most prominent thing. 370 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,520 Like my mom was chatting to me about what I ever consider going 371 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,720 to Turkey and the hair transplant. 372 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,120 And I was like, listen, it's too far gone. 373 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,400 I I, I quite like this look. It's good. 374 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,800 And then in the next breath she went, but sure, you could go 375 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,680 there and get your teeth fixed, right. 376 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,840 And I was like while. You're there, I. 377 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,640 Don't think there's any necessarily too wrong with 378 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,520 teeth, mom. So that's hurtful. 379 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,280 And I think your teeth are nice. I like your gap. 380 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,120 Thank you. Yeah, the models have that. 381 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,760 Like I know they do. The London look. 382 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,000 Yeah, yeah. Why you cry? 383 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,720 I don't. I don't. 384 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,680 Get the London look. You look really sad. 385 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,560 So I'm trying to stretch this bit up, so I'll try to. 386 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,240 I think you stood a bald head. Thank you. 387 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,400 You do you actually? Do you have a? 388 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,680 Great head. Thank you. 389 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,000 Is your is your hair That's that's you haven't had a hair 390 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,840 transplant. That's natural. 391 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,520 That's real. That's pretty good, baby. 392 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,480 I'm happy. See, because I'm nearly 40. 393 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,720 I'm happy and see whatever happens, happens. 394 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,920 See his dad. Is it from your mommy or dad 395 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,720 going bald? They say it, but here's the. 396 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,200 Thing they say. All that. 397 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,240 Well, you know, my mom's Phil Mitchell. 398 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,360 But they say, I mean, that's Grant Mitchell. 399 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,360 No, they say that, though none of those things are true. 400 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,200 Like no, because they're they're not actually related in real 401 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,560 life are OK. What? 402 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,360 To the hair or the film grant. Mitchell they're they're not 403 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,160 related. Film Grant Mitchell in the 404 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,960 Shoulder Brothers, but in real life they're. 405 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,640 Not they play a wonderful part. I really thought that they were 406 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,440 siblings. I know they're very alike. 407 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,240 No, you have you have a good. Thank you. 408 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,680 Appreciate that. Very nice, but. 409 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,800 Tim, Timmy. I'm delightable. 410 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,280 It's Kim. No. 411 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,760 No, that's a compliment. Isn't you Tintin we character? 412 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,280 Yeah, but he's like a wee Belgian boy. 413 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,720 I'm not trying to be that. You you could pass through we 414 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,360 Belgian. Give me 8/10/10 talk. 415 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,600 Now what I didn't like there you got him involved and you roped 416 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,760 him into it you and couldn't he and tapped him so we. 417 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,840 Would get because I got scared. I thought he backed me up. 418 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,400 Yeah, he's saying my bodyguard. Over here, if there's live 419 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,800 action, 1010 could be that. He could be it she and that is a 420 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,000 massive opportunity for you. No, I really can you do a 421 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,840 Belgian accent. You could be live to live 422 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,760 tinted. Hello. 423 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,440 You could let me love you do that. 424 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,600 I actually, I think I could do a Belgian accent. 425 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,080 Go for it. Well, I could do Dutch show. 426 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,160 I imagine it's pretty similar. That was really good. 427 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,240 That was decent, but that's a touch of French though too, 428 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,640 isn't it? Belgium, yes, but a lot of 429 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,720 those. His mom could. 430 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,400 Belgium's, I guess, very transient. 431 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,880 It is very well. That was actually really good. 432 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,640 You get an accents. Yes, oh, Jamaican. 433 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,240 That was. Yeah, Dave as well. 434 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,280 We're we'd be big accent guys and private you get an accent. 435 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,360 Yeah, but I'm not allowed to do them anymore publicly. 436 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,920 Yeah, because you do the ice to them. 437 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,240 I know true. That's the I. 438 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,080 Yeah. So this episode of the TV's Me 439 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,120 podcast is sponsored by none other than Nord VPN. 440 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,800 A virtual private network, Nord is the best in the game. 441 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,800 Say you connect to public Wi-Fi in, in, you know, coffee shops. 442 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,640 People could be stealing your detail down. 443 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,920 Remember you said don't say because I said California before 444 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,040 and you said don't say. 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No, I no, I do an English 477 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,240 accent, but I don't know where in England it is. 478 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,480 It's just generic. OK, let me close my eyes and 479 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,840 imagine I'm in the cots, Walt. Oh God, I don't know. 480 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,520 I can't do that. I don't. 481 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,480 Even know, but you're just you've come from somewhere else 482 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,800 in England doesn't matter, OK. I'm a travel. 483 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,080 I can't do a travel. No, we're not asking. 484 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,080 You I'm greeting you into my my pub I. 485 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,520 I'm in the pub, he runs it and I'm blind. 486 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,480 Sure, my. OK. 487 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,880 So I'll come in and I'll order. You're ready, Ink. 488 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,080 I'm in. Mead. 489 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,040 Excuse me, Would you like a Mead from my my my bar? 490 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I'm blind. It could be lager, who knows? 491 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,680 Can I ask you something? Where are you from? 492 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:42,640 I'm from the past. Hang on, hang on, hang on to get 493 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,040 into me English. L. 494 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:55,000 Hello Dave, can I please have a package of bacon fries? 495 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,320 You sound awful like that singer-songwriter Michael 496 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,480 Jackson. They are. 497 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,160 It couldn't be me. You can't see. 498 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,720 I I cannot anything. We don't wish anything. 499 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,440 OK, I'm here now, Right? I'm here. 500 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,080 Alan, cars in the house. I'm here. 501 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,320 Die. I love your pub, blind man. 502 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,080 Oh, excuse me. What have you got for me? 503 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,840 Oh. My God. 504 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,640 Oh I would like a WKT. Oh, that bad? 505 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,520 If I do, it's getting there. Yeah, it's. 506 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,760 Not bad. Yeah, it's not good either. 507 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,920 Yeah, it's good. That's as much as I can do. 508 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,960 You know what it definitely is. It's definitely somebody that 509 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,600 you would find at a market back in the day. 510 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,800 Yes, I've got a little something for, Yeah. 511 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,240 I've got something for. I've got a pair of nitrates. 512 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,760 Are my spoils. Absolute. 513 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,480 It's a little bit like 2. Days in Europe with own car what 514 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,160 like I'd love to go on like a 2 day city breakdown you just. 515 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,680 Spent two days in Europe with Alan Carr. 516 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,960 I was like. No, but I'd love to. 517 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,360 I'd love to how? Lisbon or something? 518 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,760 Oh, Lisbon. A lot of steps in Lisbon, a lot 519 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,360 of walking. Oh. 520 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,200 We know this because. Jesus. 521 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:02,040 Dave came on tour with me there and we did Barcelona, Lisbon and 522 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,240 me, him and Calvin, I was taking us to the site Timeout market to 523 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,760 go and have dinner. And when I say there was like, 524 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,440 I'd say a half a mile hill, I mean, I've never really seen a 525 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,320 hill at this angle to the point where people were going to just 526 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,280 take photos of the hill. And I was like, boys, come on, 527 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,560 it'll be fine. And they've always said he hates 528 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,960 me because I'd be what he describes as BFG legs because 529 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,840 I'll just take like 4 steps at a time. 530 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,920 You're stringy. Yeah. 531 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,080 And I don't like, I just walk like I'm walking on flat grind. 532 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,280 And this guy was so pissed that he was doing the hill. 533 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,840 And then when we got to the very top, when we got to the very 534 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,880 top. I have 26 inch legs. 535 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,280 Short leg. I realised it was a way we could 536 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,720 have just walked around. Oh, not going awful because we 537 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,080 then had to come down the other side. 538 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,800 Oh God, I was just ruled. But he was so pissed off. 539 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,000 Did You Know? Hard. 540 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,480 We have a lot of muscle to carry. 541 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,520 Exactly, I just got out of the shower too and it all and it was 542 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,320 hot and didn't want to start sweating again and I did. 543 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,840 Yeah, that's my number one reason for not liking to do a 544 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,600 lot of walking on holidays because I do not like the sweat. 545 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,240 Well you should take inspiration on this guy, the animal fringe 546 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,160 with 10 years ago. Like the only white guy I've 547 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,320 ever seen do this just had like a white tile around his neck. 548 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,520 The whole fringe. That's a black dude thing to do, 549 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,760 but Dave was doing it at the fringe himself constantly. 550 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,320 It also went with the ragged chin, so it would have been 551 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,320 weird if it didn't have the full look to complete. 552 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:32,000 Where where you going in Spain? I am going to my girlfriend's 553 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,920 dad's house. Does he live out there or he 554 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,800 just has a place? Oh, no, he lives there. 555 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,920 Oh. I love that. 556 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,720 No, he's not Spanish. My girlfriend's English. 557 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,800 And which one? Well, she's English. 558 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,600 What's her voice like? Oh, I'm a. 559 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,280 Oh, that be a kind. So she's she gets really annoyed 560 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,480 at me that I keep telling people she's English but she is English 561 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:54,440 to me because she has an English accent but her her dad's 562 00:25:54,440 --> 00:26:00,000 English, her Ma's Irish and she is English but she's a Catholic 563 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,720 so kind of cancels it out. So she is. 564 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,280 I don't even know. She's the the Sol the the 565 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,040 resolution of the problem. She's European. 566 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,280 That's what I Yeah, well, it depends. 567 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,080 So she's, she's, I don't think she knows what she is. 568 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:19,120 And she, her dad lives in Spain, so her parents live over there. 569 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,920 So where are we talking? They're going on holidays 570 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,680 outside Alicante. Oh, do you know what's great 571 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,320 about that short flight? Yeah, short flight and they're 572 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,760 40 minutes from the airport. So her her parents are actually 573 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,080 going away on holidays and her. People that live on holidays go 574 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,400 on holidays. They must. 575 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,040 But they live on. Holidays and I don't know, they 576 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,040 do live. So where do they go? 577 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,800 Do they just go to like? Maybe they go. 578 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,960 Somewhere in their city. Yeah. 579 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,240 Yeah. Like Bath, Bath's lost let. 580 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,120 Me know, but if you're in Spain you go to Bath because it's a 581 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,240 nice place. You've disrespected me because 582 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,360 we are going. We're taking the kids over to 583 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,480 Bath. Great. 584 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,160 Family. Oh my God, Shane I. 585 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,480 Didn't even know. That I was in. 586 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,880 Bath because my my cousin who lives, she lives in between 587 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,120 Bristol and Bath. So we're just going over for 588 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,160 like she has an Airbnb so we're going over for like 3 or 4 days 589 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,280 I thought. It'd be nice and we'll do a bit 590 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,400 of both. I was in Bath and there's a it's 591 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,960 either a cathedral or church. I don't know what it is, but 592 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,280 there's one in the centre of Bath and I was there and when I 593 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,360 was there. Bath Cathedral. 594 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:18,320 Bath Cathedral. They were filming a porn video. 595 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,440 I'd say the cathedral they actually were. 596 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,400 There was a girl in a are. You being serious? 597 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're not. 598 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,480 Pornos are an actual. What, no actual porn? 599 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,160 I say porn is a joke. Oh, I thought you just knew. 600 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,240 No. No, this guy so. 601 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,760 I was like, Oh my God, he was there, too. 602 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,760 So this woman was wearing an orange jumpsuit. 603 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,520 She had massive, massive, like, cartoonishly fake boobs. 604 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,720 Like they were about here. And there were two men on either 605 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,760 side, either side of her. And she had a massive, I don't 606 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,720 even know what you would call it. 607 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:57,120 But this size, I don't know if you would call it. 608 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,120 AI can't even say it. You know you. 609 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:07,080 Can't say it. It rhymes with Bilbo Baggins. 610 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,000 Not the Baggins part, no. So she had a massive. 611 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,360 One of those I. Can't say in case my mummy 612 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,440 watches. Adelda. 613 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,200 This size and the two guys were parading around her. 614 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,320 She was in the middle and she was putting in her mouth and 615 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,400 slapping herself in the face with it. 616 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,960 And I was trying to take pictures of the cathedral and 617 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,520 all my pictures. My girlfriend at the time was 618 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,800 like, get him for a photo and here's me, I'll send you the 619 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,160 photo, here's me and there she is. 620 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,600 I swear to God, I said the outside that has just, I totally 621 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,320 forgot that happened. That has triggered my memory. 622 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,160 That's what I saw in Bath. How long you in Bath were? 623 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,200 I was only there for about 3 days. 624 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,480 How wrinkled were you at the end of it? 625 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,480 I'm so sorry. I did go to the Roman bath when 626 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,440 I was there. Really. 627 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,760 Yeah. And apparently you have to keep 628 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,440 your clothes on just in case you go. 629 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,000 This is my gripe. I've been to so many saunas 630 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,120 recently where they go, it's naked and you get there and then 631 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,560 we're on a shorts on. You're like guy what? 632 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,880 A Well, I went to the bath and I went into the changing rooms. 633 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,160 I took off all my clothes. I looked like, you know, did you 634 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,520 ever see the wee August, the wee fat boy and The Simpsons who who 635 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,360 runs around as we tidy ladies? That's what I looked like. 636 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,280 So I just took everything off and I just stepped out of my 637 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,640 cubicle and was just walking to the baths naked and there's 638 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,680 everybody else full swimming suits and stuff and I just had 639 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,920 to casually. I think you're right. 640 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,240 I think they're the weird ones. Me too. 641 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,080 We're natural. Exactly. 642 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,680 And I had to casually just turn around as if I had just 643 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,320 forgotten something, you know, like my clothes. 644 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,600 I've just forgotten something. I had to turn around and walk 645 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:42,040 casually because I'm my wrong. I just walked back, casually 646 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,640 went back and put this woman's default back out of went. 647 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,680 Yeah, I, I think if it's an adult only Shauna, I think like 648 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,240 it's less weird to just put a tile down, just sit there like. 649 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,920 Yeah, no, this was not that. So there's actually like there 650 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,240 was quite a walk from the change rooms. 651 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,560 You also had the. Bath through the street for. 652 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,880 I actually had to go up about 3 stairs, like 3. 653 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,840 What do you call it? Three flights of stairs. 654 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,920 So I came out of the change rooms, out into the main 655 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,840 entrance, up three flights of stairs, up to the roof, and I 656 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,200 got there and everybody had their bathing gear on. 657 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,920 I was like, be right back, calmly walk back down the three 658 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,040 flights of stairs, back in the change rooms to get dressed. 659 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,120 But people make mistakes. I didn't know. 660 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,520 I assumed you don't get into the bath at home. 661 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,200 Put your clothes on, would you? No, no. 662 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,240 But then you don't do that. Did you get up there and be 663 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,320 like, you'll never believe it? Fucking swimsuits down there. 664 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,680 I literally just said I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute. 665 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,200 Yeah. And just turn them in. 666 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,080 But I am pathologically calm. I don't, I think nothing kind 667 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,080 of. I would never outwardly panic. 668 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,280 So it's just like I will be back. 669 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,240 I think they were panicked when they saw me. 670 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,520 Yeah. Appear. 671 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,360 Well, this was I was on. I was on a rooftop. 672 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,400 So the rest of the city of Bath could probably see me because 673 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,440 the one of the spas is on a rooftop so. 674 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,480 Well, this was the same thing, eh? 675 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,560 Was it? At this point, yeah. 676 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,000 We. Remember, and I walked in and 677 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,080 then because it specifically said like, you don't wear a 678 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,880 swimsuit too. So I went to walk in and then 679 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,120 went, all right, let's fucking cheers, do you? 680 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,120 But my stuff was literally on the other side of the door. 681 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,760 Snack a sauce when you run to. Well, we stay in the gay hotel 682 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,480 in this book, yeah. Did you? 683 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,600 Yeah. Do you do gay stuff? 684 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,800 It was called like Doctor Browns or something, no? 685 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,160 It's called Browns Hotel, alright. 686 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,680 I'm giving him by the way, he doesn't need. 687 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,280 Beautiful hotel. We should have known. 688 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,720 Well, of course it was like gay hotel. 689 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,680 It was like too nice and it smelled so good in the way and 690 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,120 there was like lovely, like lotions for your hands when you 691 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,360 walk. Straight man here, it smells 692 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,120 good. He was trying to explain to them 693 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,280 that I was in a room with Calvin and they were like, like he was 694 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,040 trying to have the deep guy and they were like. 695 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,400 Yeah, because you normally go in the hotels, you know, and you're 696 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,120 like, yeah, they're sharing together. 697 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,720 But like, you know, can we get separate beds for the model? 698 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,160 But like, I walked in there and I was like, you need to 699 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,160 understand the concept. These two men are sharing a 700 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,320 room. And they were like, they 701 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,840 literally. Yeah, yeah. 702 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,720 Put it, put it in my mouth. It's. 703 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,360 OK here, yeah, but. It was soon because then we we 704 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,560 were like, what's crack with this? 705 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,520 We're telling them we got up to the rooftop thing and it was 706 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,560 just a little like dudes like no one with hair in their legs. 707 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,320 And I was like, there's a vibe here and I like it. 708 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,040 We. Ruined ruined it for there's one 709 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,640 couple that said besides her and we came up there like I think 710 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,560 they were probably going to start snogging and stuff and we 711 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,600 kind of wrecked it for them. Yeah, You know, we're sitting 712 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,280 there with her. We white faces and all she just 713 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,080 first day in the sun. Yeah, don't want to burn. 714 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,240 No listening the, I thought. You were a bear. 715 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,120 Smoking. Yeah, I know. 716 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,000 I I'm big in the market. I know. 717 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,440 Because I was sending before we started. 718 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,480 You look like one of my brothers. 719 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,280 I have a gay brother but you look like my straight brother 720 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:42,960 and. Great emo band. 721 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,800 Yeah, my straight brother. My straight brother. 722 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,080 And he was coming up one time to Belfast. 723 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,680 But it was, it was the day of pride and he was coming up in 724 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,600 the bus and somebody says to him, oh, you a bear. 725 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,040 And he was delighted. Yeah, because he thought, well, 726 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,440 that must mean attractive to some people. 727 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,800 He was buzzing. I had a had actually a moment 728 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,720 many years ago in Kremlin that was sticks with me in terms of 729 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,000 of that. I went into on the toilets and I 730 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,440 was peeing just as you do. And and then came another fella 731 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,680 and he sort of like walked up to me and like sort of looked at me 732 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,760 and he goes, oh, it's not every day. 733 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,360 Get a cute bear in here and I'll stop. 734 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:20,200 But then he proceeded to like look over the urinal and we peak 735 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,640 and he goes, I suppose not everyone's perfect and just 736 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,160 walk. And I. 737 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,160 Was like, no, it's cool, Come on. 738 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,880 Yeah, you know. Bark Did that affect your 739 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,560 confidence? No, because I I you. 740 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,560 Already knew the. Bear thing. 741 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,800 Oh, you took the bear the. Bear thing because I tried to 742 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,000 take positives out of negatives. I should have turned around and 743 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,280 go, oh, I caught it in the bear trap. 744 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,400 Yeah. Did you thought about that 745 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400 after? And you were like, he would have 746 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,440 loved that man. Yeah. 747 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,520 David, how was your? You were in Lanzarote at the 748 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,800 same time as my dad, which you didn't know until. 749 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,080 Yeah, because we joke about every time I'm in Lanzarote. 750 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,520 Your dad, I'll be there, but I think your dad's there what, 80% 751 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,560 of? The year my dad, You crushed 752 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,040 Dave's honeymoon. Yeah, yeah, he's in Lanzarote at 753 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,040 the same time and just his dad is. 754 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,240 He is he retired. Pardon. 755 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,160 Your dad, is he retired? Oh, finished work, Yeah. 756 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,239 Yeah, what did you think I said. I, I don't know, but he's like, 757 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,800 he's old like. He's old. 758 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,560 How old is he? 76. 759 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,760 That's not that old. Well, on the grandscape compared 760 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,719 to a child. The last year old compared to a 761 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,600 child? Yeah, exactly. 762 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,960 What about a 17 year old child? 20 years. 763 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,679 That's still a child shame. Yeah, yeah. 764 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,000 I don't need reminded of that. I mean in the in the scale of 765 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,679 the world. Yeah, it is all compared to 766 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:33,920 that. Do you have any siblings? 767 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,040 Yeah, do you? I always pictured you as an only 768 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,800 child. I was until I was like 12. 769 00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:40,760 Oh really? That makes sense because there's 770 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,239 only child vibes, David. How was your Lancer only trip? 771 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,239 Good time. Was it nice? 772 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,920 It was nice. It was relaxed. 773 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,239 It was the nicest moment for you. 774 00:34:49,760 --> 00:35:01,600 I was like, OK, the kids, lots, lots of ice cream and the kids 775 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:09,600 were at the kids club 1 morning and we went for this and took a 776 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,280 nice week walk along the promenade and sometimes the 777 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,040 promenade along the promenade. And then sometimes when you're 778 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,880 on holidays, you don't really know what time it is. 779 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,320 I felt the time. Oh, you're not? 780 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,520 You are so weird. And you do. 781 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,240 That tongue time. You're like how you think this? 782 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,920 Man, you definitely schedule in tongue time. 783 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,520 Oh my God. We went and stopped and had a 784 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,200 nice beer, a couple of cruise Campos in the sun. 785 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,440 That was just a nice moment. I looked at my clock and it was 786 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,120 10:00 in the morning and I was like that's a problem. 787 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,680 I wonder. No, not on holiday. 788 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,320 I was like why is it so quiet? Why am I only one? 789 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,640 No, I was wearing a pair of shorts and football top and a 790 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,440 pair of sliders. I just looked like a 791 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,200 stereotypical logger, like 10 more. 792 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,840 Right, two things, Time is irrelevant holiday, it doesn't 793 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,160 matter what time you have a beer and also money's holiday money. 794 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,440 Yeah, that's true. When you get home, that's when 795 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,640 you go. How do we spend that much on 796 00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,880 that? But then see, whenever you're 797 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,280 also all inclusive, you lose track of. 798 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,640 I've never been. I've never. 799 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,120 I've only done half board because we don't drink like 800 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,320 really I've. Never even. 801 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,520 Does your partner wife, is it? Yeah. 802 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,560 Does she not? Well, I don't know. 803 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,240 I've never met your private family. 804 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,920 Yeah, just your. Public family does she? 805 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,200 What does she drink? Does she? 806 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,680 Does she the? Same as me like not not real, a 807 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,800 few not real. You know what? 808 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,040 When you're on holidays, the water doesn't exist, so you're 809 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,040 waking up. You have some strawberry 810 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,280 daiquiris for breakfast. You'll leave it a cava to start 811 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,920 your day. Strawberry daiquiris for the 812 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,080 pool. Sam Jones. 813 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,720 As a policy. I pretty much because no I don't 814 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,400 drink in holidays because I always get wild bad migraines 815 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,640 and if I'm dehydrated at all. I get them. 816 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,320 So then I so I don't drink in holidays because it's hot and 817 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,520 it's sweating. Drink more beer, it's good for 818 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,600 you. It's the ultimate hydration. 819 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,640 Absolutely, I hate beer. I had one sip of beer one time 820 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,720 and I was profusely I'll for about 3 days. 821 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,480 Well. I'm going on a stag this weekend 822 00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,000 but I have the day after I get home I've Cork Opera House and 823 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,160 the day after that of SSE so. But you don't drink at all. 824 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,840 I do. Oh, you do? 825 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,840 I thought you didn't drink at all. 826 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,680 I thought you were a pioneer. Rarely no. 827 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,240 I thought you'd taken an oath. I actually thought that you 828 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,320 didn't drink at all. No, I do. 829 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,680 It's a waste of time. I'll have a couple. 830 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,440 I'll have a couple. Yeah, that's what they go about 831 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,360 him. What do you drink? 832 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,240 If you umm, well, I used to be a Guinness man and then the gluten 833 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,400 thing I would have a beer and now I'll have cider or a gluten 834 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,920 free beer or a cocktail. Oh yeah, very nice. 835 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,080 I like a hen do cocktail like. Yeah, I just like Jen. 836 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,040 Jen 7. I was a big Gen guy for a while 837 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,720 and then I just, I don't know, got bored of it or. 838 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,720 Yeah, but I had a moment with one of the staff in the place 839 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,720 where he came and asked me what I wanted in the two different 840 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,480 beers. One is called Alhambra. 841 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,800 And I was like, can I just have AI was like, come here a large 842 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,920 Alhambra and he went a large tequila. 843 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,880 You're crazy. I'm like, no tequila Alhambra, 844 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,480 please. Yeah. 845 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,480 And he just knew I was the Alhambra guy. 846 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,240 Like you ever seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall the film? 847 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,520 Oh yeah. It's one of my favourites. 848 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,440 See when the guy like gives him an extra Malibu and he goes, I 849 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,360 got I felt like I dealt with that waiter. 850 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,520 I just knew my lambrezzer. Anyway do. 851 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,320 You make you feel special. If you were Turkish, you could 852 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,080 get away with your name being a lambra. 853 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,000 A Lambra? Yeah, you. 854 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,120 Look at a guy called. The Lambra. 855 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,760 Yeah, but you know what I love too? 856 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,520 Every night in the hotel that entertainment now the last night 857 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,080 was unbelievable. Entertainment that was like 858 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,600 acrobats and stuff was wild in a. 859 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,600 Hotel Foye. Yeah, in Hotel Foye. 860 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,120 It was brilliant. See family, kids, hotels. 861 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,160 Yeah, they they do it well, like. 862 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,880 I must book 1 because I specifically book adults only so 863 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,880 there's no kids because just because they're very loud at the 864 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,000 pool. That's because you want to walk 865 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,360 around naked, you see, That's why I know. 866 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,480 When I want to play dolphins in the pool and the kids get 867 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,040 priority, people are like, move on. 868 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,360 They my kids are trying to handsome. 869 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,480 I'm trying to fucking. Speaking of dolphins, watch 870 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,240 Showgirls. So that was my dolphin 871 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:49,920 impression. That was good. 872 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,600 A lot of tongue time in your. Girls, a lot of tongue time in 873 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,920 your. Work see like family resort 874 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,320 holiday, summer holiday things, family resort holiday, summer 875 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,880 holiday things there's there's like shows every night and all 876 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,200 and there's activities through that It's brilliantly. 877 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,960 But shows like acrobats. Yeah, there was acrobats. 878 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,920 What else? What other? 879 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,720 Varieties like this is what I enjoyed. 880 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,800 There was the best ever Spanish singer I've ever seen, right? 881 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,160 It was like this, this guy just doing all the classics, you know 882 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,240 all. The classic Spanish. 883 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:19,600 No all classic English songs, but like with a Spanish twist, 884 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,040 we're getting some of the words slightly wrong. 885 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,200 Which was? Lego left out of hell? 886 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,800 It was what was the one he did a Tom Jones one. 887 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,920 I saw the light on the night I passed by the window and he was 888 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,960 giving it to the ladies now I saw the flickering shadow of 889 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,240 love on the life. You know I have a. 890 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,080 Really good voice too. My, my, my Malaya I. 891 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,720 Mean, if you actually know that song, it's really aggressive. 892 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,400 And for the worst, does he kill herself? 893 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,680 What? And then they're like. 894 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,280 My, my, my Delilah. Yeah, yeah, it cuts her up. 895 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,640 No, I don't know. He does. 896 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,600 I. Thought you just said he comes 897 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,160 around. He does. 898 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,880 Yeah, it's very dark and but then you put a nice sweet tune 899 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,160 to it and everyone's giving it all this. 900 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,880 Tom Jones, great voice. Yeah. 901 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,360 Oh, amazing. Amazing. 902 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,000 So, Steve, I'm really shocked by that. 903 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,800 Thank you. I don't know. 904 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,120 You were a singer. I'm not a just. 905 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,040 He's a white Tom. Jones. 906 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,880 Sure. Yeah. 907 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,440 So white. Sorry. 908 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,000 It's Tom Jones, not white. It's Tom Jones, not white. 909 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480 He's the waiter. Tom Jones. 910 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,480 I'm the wider Tom Jones, yeah, but he's a. 911 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,320 Business guy. He's a business guy. 912 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,120 Me and this guy had a big business meeting this morning. 913 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,920 Did you this? Is the business guy? 914 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,200 Yeah, well, we're on. She's mostly. 915 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,880 Business. It's the most niche thing of all 916 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,960 time, which I don't even know if we should mention in the pod. 917 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,000 What is it? This is so the weirdest thing 918 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,240 you'll ever find out about, you know? 919 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,760 Can I get in on it? You. 920 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,000 Probably could, actually. There's there's a guy in Mollusk 921 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,600 who's got a new business set up and he sells right where he's 922 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,400 looking us to invest and we're. Quite done. 923 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,760 On to it. Oh, I might as well. 924 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,640 Invest. You know those wee gels that 925 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,560 like come inside packets like clothes and stuff? 926 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,760 Like silica gels that stop. Yes, I do know. 927 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,440 He has developed like a more efficiently cubed version of 928 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,720 that. So it could be it's cheap to buy 929 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,320 into and it could be worth a fortune, so. 930 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,280 That's very interesting. And every pair of shoes comes 931 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,360 with it. So like, well, actually go away. 932 00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,240 We we will know more than most because I have to remove them 933 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,400 immediately because of the kill your dogs the silica. 934 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,920 Gel well, that's a good thing about the company we invested in 935 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,360 dog friendly. I'm always looking out for them. 936 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,240 I'm always looking out because I'm like, it's going to kill 937 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:13,160 Duggle and you know, I need him. So I'm always. 938 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,960 Looking at this guy, this guy was really negotiating today so 939 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,840 we're. You know what, if I can be 940 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,600 involved in a new business locally and it sounds like it 941 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,280 might be good for the few and we're all for. 942 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,480 Big silicon mogul like. Absolutely. 943 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,160 But yeah, we're. That Megan Bucks here, that's 944 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,800 some prep. That's impressive. 945 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,240 Thank you. But the guy we're trying to sort 946 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,680 a contract with sports directed them. 947 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,080 What? Why is he all sports actually? 948 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,000 Sorry, I shouldn't be sending no. 949 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,760 Is he making this up? No, he's why we can't call it 950 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,280 like. But yeah, don't. 951 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,360 What's your Sports Direct? Umm, we are still like a gaol 952 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,720 will go on all choose sold Sports Direct. 953 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,960 And we're trying. Oh wow. 954 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,400 That's the future. That's if. 955 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,800 That's if the jokes fail, Yeah. You know, we can fall back in 956 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,400 that. That's very impressive. 957 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,040 Yeah, that is very good. I hope that goes well. 958 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,920 Congratulations. I thought you meant, I thought 959 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,880 you meant sports directors and like you were going to be 960 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,120 advertising the clothes or something. 961 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,280 No, Jack, most more my kind of thing, yeah. 962 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,080 Oh, was it? If you could do a brand club, 963 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,960 any brand, what would it be? I don't know because I do 964 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,720 collect sports tops so and I also collect baseball caps and 965 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,000 trainers so. How many pairs, trainer? 966 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,800 I can give away so many pairs of trainers today. 967 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,440 My boot is like, and I mean, I have a big boot and my boot is 968 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 filled with clothes at the minute because I'm taking it to 969 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,560 the charity shop. But I opened it. 970 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,200 I opened it earlier and brought everybody down. 971 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,360 I was like, I look like a market trader. 972 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,320 I was like, step up and take whatever you like. 973 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,880 Look how nice. There's great gear there. 974 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,680 Well, I love I've obsessed trainers hats and to collect 975 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,920 sports tops as well. So maybe something closer. 976 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,280 I have a trainer's wall in my house and I have a hat wall and 977 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,680 I just, I just love them. How many pair of trainers Rough 978 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,200 ballpark didn't give? Over 100. 979 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,120 That's why. But I don't know if that's I 980 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,560 don't, I've always assumed that's a like an autism 981 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,720 collecting thing, you know, because I also have, I'm the 982 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,120 same with socks. I'm the same with like I am. 983 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,720 So yeah, absolutely Dave's toenails house phone. 984 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:18,080 I am so like if I get something that I like, so if I get these 985 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,480 trainers, I'll get them in every single colour that is possible, 986 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,000 yes. And I'm the same with hats and 987 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,720 oh, I just, I love what I love. Do you know what I mean? 988 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,120 So maybe something close related or maybe something dog related 989 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,640 would be a good collab. I think for me, for me and Big 990 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,360 D. Like a leash range? 991 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,360 Yeah, at least I mean for you, yeah. 992 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,840 Yeah, so a leash range. Yeah, I was in a wee. 993 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,600 I was in a wee market the other day, actually. 994 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,880 I brought Dougal down. Umm, sorry. 995 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,240 Nice. And soft if you ask him for you 996 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,560 touch your shoes. No, but I was. 997 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,360 She's fully rubbing my legs so I said no we're connected as. 998 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,200 Well, and it was the last last time I was on. 999 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,560 Now we're connected as well. You said people on the bus have 1000 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,200 raised your elbow. Last time I was on the sofa it 1001 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:12,000 was with William, but yes, so today on the sofa we have less 1002 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,960 room. There was. 1003 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:19,720 A chance that was optional for a long time. 1004 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,880 I don't. I thought I've committed now and 1005 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,600 I don't mean what do you, I mean both of us. 1006 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,760 But you short circuit there. When I was pushed in the corner 1007 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:33,240 like a wee bird. But we have to touch because 1008 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,440 there's not. And he's obviously spreading, so 1009 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,360 we are not you, your legs, your man's friend. 1010 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,400 So I have to touch him with my shoe so he's allowed to touch 1011 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:42,640 my. Shoe. 1012 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,560 No, I was about to say. My arm around him the whole 1013 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,080 time. I was about to say as a man, 1014 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,280 it's difficult not to spread and I was going to say that's just 1015 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,800 the way we sit and then look down at my legs and realise that 1016 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,760 there's other ways. But normally like, but guys do 1017 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,240 like, do you see that as like a lot of time when guys if you 1018 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,120 want to say the phrase man, but do you think that's it an 1019 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,880 intentional sort subliminal thing? 1020 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,400 I think a lot of girls do, but I don't think that because I I 1021 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,640 often say that No, no, but I mean I think. 1022 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,560 Girls, I think crush your balls. I think girls, when guys do 1023 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,040 that, think they're trying to be, but some guy and some 1024 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,920 probably do, but I don't. I don't think Dave is. 1025 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,840 But because if Dave wasn't doing it, I'd be doing it. 1026 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,600 But I can't do it too much because Dave's doing it. 1027 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,840 He's taking up the spreading room over here. 1028 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,720 Yes, So. So yeah, I was. 1029 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,560 What was he going to talk about before saying about you being? 1030 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,960 On collections and bands. Yes, that's why we're, that's 1031 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,920 why we're. Touching the short circuit. 1032 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,280 No choice. But yes, so you said about the 1033 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,920 leash thing. So I I took Dougal to a market 1034 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,000 on Saturday. Get rid of them. 1035 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,000 They sell them. No, I took them to the market 1036 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,120 and it was down like it was in Belfast. 1037 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,440 It was a wee like assistance dogs Northern Ireland market 1038 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,120 thing and they were selling all these stuff and Oh my God, there 1039 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,040 is this we that's what you stall and they were selling these like 1040 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,720 custom made dog leads. I must say you'd like to. 1041 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,560 They were so cool and so. What could you get on it? 1042 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,160 Oh no. It was like all these different, 1043 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,080 it was like all these different ropes all like intertwined and 1044 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,160 to make them one dog lead. But it looked amazing, like it 1045 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,120 was really, really nice. So I would do something. 1046 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,520 I would do something like that or actually dog clothing 1047 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,280 combine. My 2 loves dogs and clothes 1048 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,880 because I have a wardrobe for my dogs and I thought you know if 1049 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,000 the clothes not hanging up but I actually have a match in hoodie 1050 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,160 with Dougal and Albie. I have two dogs. 1051 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,160 You see, do they like to get the gear on them or do they, can you 1052 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,040 tell when you're putting clothes on them that they're like, we 1053 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,640 just will do this for her? Albie loves it, right? 1054 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,120 So Albie will run and get his hoodie and I'll put it on him. 1055 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,120 And once I put it on him, he's like, you go to sleep, right 1056 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,680 Dougal? I don't put clothes on him if he 1057 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:48,120 is furry but when he's shaved down he bees Chevron and 1058 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,680 freezing and then when I put clothes on him he was like ah so 1059 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,440 put away hoodie on. Underneath, you ever thought 1060 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,080 about putting on central heating in the house? 1061 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,040 Because it sounds like. Absolutely not. 1062 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,040 You see the fuel prices? Absolutely not. 1063 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,840 I don't like a warm house. No, I like being. 1064 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,480 Do you like he likes? I like. 1065 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,080 No, I like being cool at all times. 1066 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,880 I like I like the bedroom mondo being open. 1067 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,160 I like everything cool breezy. 100%. 1068 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,320 That's what I like. Cold in bed, warm. 1069 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,480 I like that. I like being warm elsewhere 1070 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,840 where you know, like just downstairs you're. 1071 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,880 What, like your balls? No like. 1072 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,680 I like downstairs in the house, but in bed you need to be cool. 1073 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,320 Yeah, like I like. No, not he'd get a fuzzle in 1074 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,280 August. Like Cosy? 1075 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,560 I wear warm slippers, but then cup, we're coming in the summer, 1076 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,920 so I have to deviate from my slippers and the sliders. 1077 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,920 Oh yeah, Because I need to have hard bottoms. 1078 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,320 Because I'm always writing about the bins like Mr Harper. 1079 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,320 What's your Victorian name? Yeah, Mr Hard Bottoms. 1080 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,640 Go to the market and ask for Mr Hard Bottoms. 1081 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,680 Because I'm I'm never out of the the going to the bins or to the 1082 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,920 car for something. So I need never. 1083 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,960 I'm never out of the. I just think it's a DA thing. 1084 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,960 You're always going to the Benz, to and from the Benz, the car. 1085 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,360 I'm always. I'm not a DA but well I suppose 1086 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,200 I do have a single mum who works 2 jobs, got two dogs but I'm 1087 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,800 always always at the buns. So you need a hardsool slipper. 1088 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,000 I'm constantly and I'm here need to go to them. 1089 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,600 I love going to the buns. Yep, I really do. 1090 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,080 I'm. All for it, and I hate rubbish 1091 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,000 accumulating so I get it. Yeah, it makes me feel like 1092 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,760 there's some value to. Me. 1093 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,120 Do what I like. Bringing down cardboard. 1094 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,520 I've got good at that. Oh, what's your technique? 1095 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,840 Like first of all I refuse to use like a wee knife or 1096 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,760 anything. Oh, no, but I just, I just. 1097 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,280 Fucking break it and fold it. What technique do you need? 1098 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,680 Clip it. Did you have a good time with 1099 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,840 Easter eggs there? Huh. 1100 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,680 Good time with Easter eggs. Did you say clip? 1101 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,120 It. That's it, That's the clip. 1102 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,160 That's the one I. Thought you were saying clip it 1103 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,240 like that was a technique you used that I was like, no, 1104 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,080 what's? Wrong with technique, Fold and 1105 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,160 break. And I just RIP it. 1106 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:45,600 Yeah, what I do love is a big shove into the bend space. 1107 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,880 Now the worst thing is when you do the shove, but it doesn't 1108 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,680 move because of whatever way it's angle that so you don't get 1109 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,240 that satisfying actual push down. 1110 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,760 Yeah, but when you do get it, see when you save like 50% bend 1111 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,560 space with a push down, there's nothing better. 1112 00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,480 Oh. You feel so. 1113 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,920 You feel so full of yourself, Yeah. 1114 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,720 I watch the show which with all it's called Harry's Something's 1115 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,960 on iPlayer. It's this lady Harry that shows 1116 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,400 you how to do stuff. She's scientist. 1117 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,600 You might know her because I know you're, you're in the 1118 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,400 science world. And she did a show on the Mac 1119 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,760 there the girls went to. Oh. 1120 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,880 Hi. Yeah. 1121 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,720 How how to do them, how this stuff happens and I watched an 1122 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,520 episode when she went to the recycling centre and ever since 1123 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,600 that I feel bad about if anything's not on the right bin, 1124 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,600 I said because there's a dude's job, he's literally just picked 1125 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,440 the stuff that's. Right. 1126 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,560 I watched it at the museum last week for the first time. 1127 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,880 Is that with Ben Stiller? Yep, it's one of the best movies 1128 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,640 ever seen in my life. Seriously unbelievable. 1129 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,400 Is it a kids movie? Let me tell you. 1130 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,440 That's a great segue by the way. Let. 1131 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:37,800 Me. Tell you the cast. 1132 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,120 Let me tell you a cast. Yeah. 1133 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:45,120 Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Robin Williams, EH. 1134 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,840 Ricky Gervais. Robin Williams. 1135 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,280 Yep. When he was alive. 1136 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:53,120 Oh, that's good. Unbelievable for brilliant 1137 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,640 movie. Brilliant. 1138 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,840 Really. Yep. 1139 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,680 I might go. I don't like, I don't really 1140 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,120 like comedy, but I might give it a go. 1141 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,120 I might what? Like comedy? 1142 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,720 No. You've told me this before. 1143 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,600 I don't like comedy. We're in the like the death 1144 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,520 ease, aren't we, though the way but. 1145 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,040 That's the same Dave, we would know. 1146 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,440 Well, I hear a lot of interviews of that would say about 1147 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,760 footballer, especially more maverick footballers back in the 1148 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,040 day and people will go. He didn't like football. 1149 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,760 You would never watch football outside of. 1150 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,720 Football Ben Wassokoda, for example. 1151 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,000 Ben White. Yep. 1152 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,840 People always say to me like who's your favourite comedian or 1153 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,160 like, and I'm like Shane, who's your favourite comedian? 1154 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,200 Who did you watch growing up? And I'm like, I never watched 1155 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,080 comedy. I've never seen a a stand up 1156 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,680 special. I don't like comedy movies. 1157 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,920 I don't like, I like death and destruction, psychological 1158 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,160 thrillers, true crime. I if I was sitting watching 1159 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,040 comedy, I'm always like, if I do podcast, I'm like, why would 1160 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,240 somebody watch this? Even when you're on it yourself. 1161 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,600 So when I'm on a podcast, I'd be having a great time, but I would 1162 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,240 never go, I would never watch a comedy podcast and I would never 1163 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,200 listen to a comedy podcast. And I think it's because I do 1164 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,560 not have the attention. Like obviously it beats all 1165 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,760 conversation and but like I need I need someone to have died in 1166 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,240 the first three months and I need to be and investigating 1167 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,040 their death. I need there to be plots, twist, 1168 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,200 turns. Do you know what I mean? 1169 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,760 So I don't know if it's because it's too jovial for me and I 1170 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,080 don't have the attention. I've never liked comedy. 1171 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,040 Started a podcast. I die off the bat plenty of 1172 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,600 times. Do you might watch yours? 1173 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,840 But like, no, I never. People always say what's your 1174 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,600 favourite comedy podcast? Favourite comedian and all. 1175 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,360 I'm like. Do you have any like in like 1176 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,920 your top drawer that you're like just to throw out the void any 1177 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,360 further? What do you like comedy? 1178 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:40,800 Well, people always used to say to me, like when I start out, 1179 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,640 oh, you're like Victoria Wood. And I'd be like, oh, yeah, yeah, 1180 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,160 yeah. But I didn't know who it was. 1181 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,720 Yeah, I'm like, Oh yeah, she's she's class, but I didn't know 1182 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,120 who she was. And then like a couple of years 1183 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:57,120 and me doing it, I saw her video of the Jetta Barry and Freda. 1184 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,960 You're the one that's let's do it, let's do it, do it when the 1185 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,240 time is right. Umm And I, that triggered a 1186 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,160 memory that I heard that as a child. 1187 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,640 So, but I didn't know who she was and I didn't know she was a 1188 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,760 comedian, but I just knew it was a funny song. 1189 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,280 So, umm, I do like her now. I always loved when I was like 1190 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,160 1516, I loved Bo Burnham, but again, because it was music, I 1191 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,360 didn't see it as as comedy. And I love having the crack and 1192 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,360 I love people are funny, but I've just never like, we never 1193 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,640 watched comedy growing up. I just never thought they'd sit 1194 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,840 down and watch it, you know. So it's, it's quite a new word 1195 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,040 for me. And I do enjoy it. 1196 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,920 But I like now because I wouldn't go to shows or 1197 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,040 anything, but that's because I'm not that social. 1198 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,200 Yep. Now, because I'd be doing gigs, 1199 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,120 I'd be forced to go and forced to watch other comedians. 1200 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,280 I like it. This is good Because you're 1201 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,320 around more. Yes. 1202 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,320 Do you know? Yeah. 1203 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,120 And that's that's great to see. I'm going to tell you something. 1204 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,800 See, at the minute right now, Emory Maguires take a selling 1205 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,080 machine. Emma McGuire is a tech and 1206 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,160 seller machine. Do you know, do you know what it 1207 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,560 is? It's a free train. 1208 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,000 It's a free train. And there's signs saying stop 1209 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 and you know what you're doing? Drive straight through them. 1210 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,200 I know my mom keeps saying like she's like this is great but 1211 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,320 who's buying these tickets like. Moms are always there to keep 1212 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,120 your level, aren't they do. You know, my mom does, right? 1213 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,840 Do you know if I get hit comments online, my mom is like, 1214 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,080 do you ignore them comments? Because I would get, you know, 1215 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,120 comments maybe about being gay or being autistic, whatever. 1216 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,320 No problem. We've discussed it's fine. 1217 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,600 But they're all comments. But things are true. 1218 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,680 But like my, like people comment, be like, you're fat. 1219 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,120 And I'm like, I know I'm not playing. 1220 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,240 I'm like, what? Do you just stay at the office 1221 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,520 and like my mom be like, just ignore them comments. 1222 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,840 Do not be listening to the haters. 1223 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,240 Don't be. You know, my mom does. 1224 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,400 She fucking screenshots them all and sends them directly to me. 1225 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,920 Yeah. And she's like, did you see this 1226 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:42,480 one? Yeah. 1227 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,120 Did you see? Yeah. 1228 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,040 And I'm like my you are trolling me at this point. 1229 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,320 You, you are trolling me. Umm. 1230 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,280 So yeah, come. From a good place because I have 1231 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,880 friends. I think she's so horrified, 1232 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,440 yeah. Yeah, because I've made to 1233 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,080 unbeknownst to me, I try not to read stuff. 1234 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,600 He was just balls deep and read it. 1235 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,720 And just like you see us called where you're like, no. 1236 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,160 And he's like, well. There it is. 1237 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,960 Yeah. He assumed everyone would have 1238 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,120 seen it. And I was like, no, he's like, 1239 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,560 how have you not seen them? Like, because I'm outside. 1240 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,640 Yeah. Well, I got I got a suggested 1241 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,120 Reddit because I'm not on Reddit to read stuff about comedy, but 1242 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:22,440 I I'm on Reddit so I got a usually about dogs and I got a 1243 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,880 suggestion on Reddit. The only reason it was NA 1244 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,040 comedians and I was like I'll click into this. 1245 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,880 Poor other, just saying. Love this stuff. 1246 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,640 We all got slagged massively. And then I thought nobody was 1247 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,440 like me because nobody knows me. I thought I'm protected through 1248 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:46,600 anonymity. Somebody, somebody wrote in and 1249 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:47,480 I was good. I like that. 1250 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,440 Somebody wrote in and says something like, what about that 1251 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,160 New Girl? And I was like, I'm not new. 1252 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:57,280 I've been around for a while and somebody says I like her and 1253 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,720 all, but I absolutely cannot stand her accent. 1254 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:04,800 And I thought you cheeky. I was so offended. 1255 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,800 And then I was like, I know I probably have an accent compared 1256 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,800 to use, but I thought he's only actually go to Strabane and hear 1257 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,280 somebody with an accent because I do not have a Strabane accent. 1258 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:18,640 Somebody else said something about they were at somebody. 1259 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,920 A man said I was at a grand Opera House show and he's now he 1260 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,400 did say it was very good and he says but the amount of cheering, 1261 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,480 there must have been buses all up from Strabane. 1262 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,880 And I was like, there was there was my mom was the only person. 1263 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,080 And I thought, why are people so hateful? 1264 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,920 And the amount of comments just about everybody. 1265 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,360 Do you know what? I don't care why people have to 1266 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,680 say something nice and then be like but also they even it out 1267 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,600 to hear something. Just don't say it's all right. 1268 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,880 I don't know. It's like people always say to 1269 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,640 me. People always say to me like, 1270 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,840 oh, you have a lovely face. And then they're just like, it's 1271 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,680 like, that's not a compliment because you're saying the rest 1272 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,880 of you stinking, but you have a lovely like. 1273 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,760 Just your glasses are cool. Yeah, just give the compliment 1274 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,800 and then just leave it. Yeah, Do you know what I mean? 1275 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,680 But so. It is weird but also it's cool 1276 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,880 if you like just think something. 1277 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,040 I keep it to yourself. Yeah, because that's the thing. 1278 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,720 I would never write something about somebody online. 1279 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,080 It's horrible. I would just be like, I'm going 1280 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,160 to keep that, see that thought. I'm going to keep that on. 1281 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,840 Yeah, but you know, like you're not even properly raging. 1282 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,440 You do it anymore because it's so easy to do. 1283 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,720 Like back in the day, like you imagine raging you to be the 1284 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,120 fucking a pen. I know. 1285 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,120 Yeah, yeah. Or like. 1286 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,600 Phone up, yeah, ring up and you be like, I want to complain 1287 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,080 about something, but then any of these guys nowadays could, they 1288 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,880 can't use phones. So like maybe you're like. 1289 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,960 I got a comment the other day, it was on the picture of me and 1290 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,880 my girlfriend. A really lovely picture. 1291 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,600 And this guy just commented in capital letters underneath Stop 1292 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,680 glorifying sin. And I was like. 1293 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:43,200 I don't agree with a lot. I was. 1294 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:50,680 Like it was so weird some random guy from from America stop 1295 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,520 glorifying. I was like, it was so fun. 1296 00:56:52,600 --> 00:57:00,280 You'll go to. That's good use of language. 1297 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,440 I haven't heard the phrase glorified sin in a while. 1298 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,280 I'll. Stop glorifying sin. 1299 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,080 Yeah, I thought it was pretty nice and somebody, I don't know 1300 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,680 if I said this last time I saw somebody on before he messaged 1301 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,240 me and he commented on one of my things and said the reason I was 1302 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:14,480 autistic was because of the sons I'd committed from being gay. 1303 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,640 And I was like, I was like, I don't think in the manual 1304 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,600 psychiatric disorder, that's actually a direct correlation. 1305 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,160 And I went on and found his all his details and found his 1306 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,200 wedding photos and found his address and board them to the 1307 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,960 guards for a dodge. A double hate crime? 1308 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,000 Dot and what happened to him? I don't know, I think they went 1309 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,520 out and had a word for them. I'm actually at hate speech 1310 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,560 against two against disabled daddy. 1311 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,400 Can you take a start to football? 1312 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,040 Your daddy has to speak to the police here. 1313 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,160 He's been saying things to women again. 1314 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:50,800 He's been he's been saying about a fat lesbian online. 1315 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,920 He's been he's been commenting on this stuff. 1316 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,520 But and I hate kids and all and I thought do. 1317 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,760 You know what would be a nice comment to hit back to? 1318 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,560 People like that just under just right. 1319 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,000 Are we troll? They would love that. 1320 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,720 Yeah. Somebody wrote recently about 1321 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,320 when I said about I put up a video just Dougal happened to be 1322 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:12,040 in the video and he says, Oh my God, a dog for autism. 1323 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,840 You're so lazy. And I'm saying, what do they 1324 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,920 think Dougal's doing for me? I'm. 1325 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,800 Like here to go just omelette. Me for me because I can't go and 1326 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,600 drive the car. And I was like, what does he 1327 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,360 mean? How does that make me lazy? 1328 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,080 It's actually harder work. You have to look after them, 1329 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,880 Yeah. What would be We're approaching 1330 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,360 the summer, right? Yeah. 1331 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:39,280 You're hosting a barbeque. Why you turn into little jaws? 1332 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,240 What? Yeah, yeah. 1333 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,560 Sometimes words and phrases come out of my mind and they just, I 1334 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,080 don't know if they're stem, I don't know. 1335 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,200 I can't control them. Yeah, yeah. 1336 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,680 Right, we're approaching summer. You're hosting a BBQ. 1337 00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,040 Oh shame. I'm sorry but stop. 1338 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,440 I got an amazing BBQ last year. It is a huge BBQ. 1339 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,120 It's a full BBQ outdoor kitchen. Top of the range, top. 1340 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,440 Of the range and I can't cook, but I BBQ. 1341 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,000 I barbecued for everybody all last summer. 1342 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,680 Oh my God, I'll have to invite you. 1343 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,880 I thought you were going to say you bought it but you haven't 1344 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,320 used it. But we would like to come round 1345 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,960 for delicious like a big spread. But don't invite people we don't 1346 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,680 know. Well, who? 1347 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,840 Who do you know? Dave. 1348 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,840 That's OK. I don't really like, I don't 1349 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,400 like people, so I only like people that I have can. 1350 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,320 Meet Dave and Willie, come right. 1351 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,280 Absolutely brilliant. I don't really ever have men in 1352 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,040 my house, but juice can come. That'll be fine. 1353 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,200 But Williams? Afraid of? 1354 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,840 Don't. Bring William and we will 1355 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,120 desensitise him. He's not a flop. 1356 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,760 No. Is he not? 1357 00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,880 He's such a chicken. No, it's dogs he's got. 1358 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:53,880 My dog's bigger than William, you know. 1359 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,400 Yeah, he's actually bigger than him. 1360 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,200 I've seen him sure in those videos driving your car and 1361 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,520 stuff. Oh yeah, please, yes, please 1362 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,440 come around for a bar. What I'm saying is, it's 22°, 1363 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,720 it's a Saturday afternoon. I might not have toppled it's. 1364 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,920 3:00 PM You've got the the Bluetooth speaker set up. 1365 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:14,440 Yeah, You've got to drop one song for the moment that it's 1366 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,120 in. Yeah. 1367 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:20,280 What is it? Yeah, Usher and Little John. 1368 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,200 What's that song going to be? For summer. 1369 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,560 For the summer BBQ, you're opening a few beers I. 1370 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:33,080 Have a summer BBQ playlist? Are we thinking current 1371 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,480 released? No, this is this is totally on 1372 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:41,160 you. Are we thinking, sorry, I would 1373 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,600 like to clarify, yeah, are we thinking chill background noise 1374 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,600 or are we thinking as you guys are sitting out in my we're. 1375 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,080 Arriving, you see us pull up. And I'm in an apron and holding 1376 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:55,920 the tools ready to go. And I'm saying welcome to my 1377 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,120 house, boys. Yeah. 1378 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,720 And then you turn around, hit play, and this song goes on. 1379 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,520 What is it? I would play my walk on song 1380 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:09,200 which is a by Kendrick Lamar. That's a great shot and it goes 1381 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,120 save or not. You're not cool. 1382 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,880 It doesn't know. No, I don't mean though a whole 1383 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,720 lot tragic, but I don't get thank. 1384 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,200 You man about that. Mine was bad but then you saved 1385 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,840 me. I love myself that one. 1386 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,640 Yep, so good. That would be the entrance for 1387 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,680 you guys. And then then I'm imagining a 1388 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,640 film camera and it's all like shot shot, use walking in and 1389 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,680 Kendrick is rapping. He could be there. 1390 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,880 We could maybe have a live performance and then you come 1391 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,600 out to the back and then I put in a pre curated Spotify 1392 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,160 playlist, but it would be chill in the background. 1393 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,640 We put on some West side or. Something I'm throwing on Isley 1394 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,000 Brothers summer breeze. Summer. 1395 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,720 Breeze makes me feel fat, I. Don't know what? 1396 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,120 I see. I would like to have a full like 1397 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:57,200 awkward moment while I hit play. So I hit play and I would pick 1398 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,720 cutting crew. I just die in your arms tonight. 1399 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,800 Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. 1400 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,480 Do you know? Whatever, I just died in your 1401 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,920 runs tonight. It must have been something 1402 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,840 shit. I think that's quite good. 1403 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:15,400 But just the starts. Very atmospheric sausage. 1404 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,680 Tintin, Tintin. Tintin. 1405 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,680 Yeah, I would. Never reach the BBQ but I'd love 1406 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,600 to go to 1. I'm vegetarian. 1407 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,560 But you would cook meat for us. Oh yeah, yeah, great. 1408 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:29,160 I have a separate area for meat. Yes, on the BBQ. 1409 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,760 This is the meat corner here. Meat. 1410 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,720 So yes, I've actually three separate areas. 1411 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,880 I've got a meat there, I've got a vegetarian area and I've got a 1412 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,480 vegan. What would you expect us to 1413 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,920 bring? Oh yourselves? 1414 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,040 Good vibes. Maybe some 7UP free. 1415 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,200 That's my drink of choice. What about some sweet treat? 1416 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,560 Oh, BBQ. Well, I'm not nibbles. 1417 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,800 Nibbles. Oh, nibbles. 1418 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:55,480 I'm not, I am not. Uh, well, what do you mean by 1419 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,160 sweet treats? I'm not sweet, gal. 1420 01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,120 Some buns are we tribeck or anything? 1421 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,240 But is that not tribex? Nobody started a. 1422 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,800 Barbecue. Sweeties. 1423 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,480 No, I'm not a sweet. I'll chips and dups. 1424 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:10,120 Excellent sheeps and soaps. I love red Doritos and garlic 1425 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,120 dip. Can you 2 please start a garage? 1426 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,400 You're called chips and dips. You're like one with chips and 1427 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,880 dips. Yeah, that's. 1428 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,200 Right. Chips and dips. 1429 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,040 We could be like those ones who went on X Factor and the guy was 1430 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,440 like, move your body, Yeah. Yeah, this girl I might have 1431 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,040 been. Those guys. 1432 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:30,160 So yeah, maybe chips, chips and dips and I will make lots of 1433 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,160 lots of meat, lots of chicken. Oh yeah, ribs make. 1434 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:34,920 You sure? I could try. 1435 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,880 Never made them before, but I could try. 1436 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,480 You maybe need sign something I can't cook. 1437 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,120 Do you know what I would bring separately? 1438 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,920 What? We either a tuna steak or are we 1439 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,640 salmon filled? What? 1440 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,680 No, I've never eaten fish in my life. 1441 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,240 Fish in a BBQ fucking. Unbelievable. 1442 01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,800 I've never eaten. Which at the time I mark it, was 1443 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,000 rotten. Awful, remember? 1444 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,400 The timeout mark. Was covered in a weird sauce. 1445 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,360 But then it wasn't cooked right. So it was like seared in the 1446 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,800 outside, but all like soft and Luke warm inside and it was like 1447 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,120 the inside of a shooter steaks all like it was gross. 1448 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,800 It was like, I know it was like licking somebody else's tongue, 1449 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,640 but you have to like grab their tongue. 1450 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,200 Just lick it. Not like kissing them, but like 1451 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,760 you've grabbed their tongue and then you're going. 1452 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,560 Guys, thank you very much for watching. 1453 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,680 Listen. That's so gross. 1454 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,160 Well, definitely he's coming off the BBQ. 1455 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:27,360 Yeah, No, I would, I would. You could totally taste test 1456 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,680 some of the veggie stuff, the veggie sausages and the veggie 1457 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,280 burgers. I do do not taste like they're 1458 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,640 not veg. They don't taste like veggie. 1459 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,000 They. Taste like mate. 1460 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,880 But they taste like mate. No, they do. 1461 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,320 Do doctor if it tastes like meat. 1462 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:44,440 Typical truth. Your tongue is really really. 1463 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:49,320 Do you? Like hello me. 1464 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,840 Oh, I used to do sweet. Chilli halloumi on the BBQ. 1465 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,080 Why can't you call me? Because cheese. 1466 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:55,960 Oh, you. Know what I mean? 1467 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,600 Can you not? Are you lactose intolerant? 1468 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,960 I made a roasted halloumi salad with chickpeas and couscous. 1469 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:02,320 Was that good? Are your friends? 1470 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:07,680 Hello, that could be two of your friends. 1471 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,880 You could bring you could bring a salad. 1472 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,080 I'll bring that salad. I'll bring beverages. 1473 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,400 Yes. Oh. 1474 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:19,800 Like Pipeman over. Here with the beverages, I 1475 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,040 think, yeah, if you I'm. Not. 1476 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,400 Hitting on you? Yeah, I always. 1477 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,520 I do. I always like seeing gay. 1478 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,480 And then I like that because you're very comfortable with 1479 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,040 yourself. Is that me, darling? 1480 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,800 No, you're a little bit. What's a compliment? 1481 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:41,560 And probably as gay as the next guy who's gay as the next game, 1482 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,600 man, Absolutely no, I wouldn't like that like. 1483 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,840 Would you know? No, I understand. 1484 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,880 Me neither. I also said to grow Farley once 1485 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,760 and even if I was trying to do it, I couldn't. 1486 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,160 I don't even think I could wank off a guy because I'd have to go 1487 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:56,360 round his I. You know, POV games when you're 1488 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,320 doing rally games, driving. I can't play when you're 1489 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:03,080 watching the car. I need to be the car, so that's 1490 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,640 why I couldn't face a guy and wank him off. 1491 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,080 You'd have to come down to my side and like move this way a 1492 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,320 bit. So he would have to like, lie 1493 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,960 alongside you, right? OK. 1494 01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:14,560 I mean, that's still pretty gay. For us, that anyway, I know. 1495 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,000 Yeah, that's maybe arguably gayer. 1496 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,960 That's probably gayer. I want to behind me. 1497 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:21,800 I like babes like I. No, me too. 1498 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,800 I understand. Like people, like guys have 1499 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,080 always said to me, like, how do you know that you wouldn't like 1500 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,480 to have sex with a man? And I'm always like, well, how 1501 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:30,760 do you know you wouldn't want to sex a man? 1502 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,400 And then they're like, oh, I get it here. 1503 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,320 Who's who's your knob and OB #1 babe? 1504 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,520 Like celebrity? Yeah, like who's your crush? 1505 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,320 I've got two that I've had for my whole life long. 1506 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,320 Who are they? First one's Meryl Streep. 1507 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,040 Classic there. Good, I will. 1508 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,880 I'm glad you've been sending negative with her because she is 1509 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,840 a beautiful woman and my other one who I discovered in primary 1510 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,880 school, I was watching an episode of friends and Jennifer 1511 01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:01,760 Aniston came on with her T-shirt and just her T-shirt and I 1512 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,480 thought what the I feel really weird and I have loved her ever 1513 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,960 since. I think she's so beautiful. 1514 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:08,520 You got so weird to turn to that Trump. 1515 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,320 I feel really weird. White T-shirt birthday she's. 1516 01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,640 She is, yeah. Jennifer Merrill. 1517 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,920 I was a Gunther guy. Did you fancy him? 1518 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,600 He's nice. He's dead. 1519 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,720 Or AP. So yeah, they're they're my two. 1520 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,080 What about you? Kelly Brook was my favourite. 1521 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:26,800 Really should be too tall for me. 1522 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:31,080 Yeah, not that I have a chance. Do you know I this wasn't my 1523 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,760 like #1 crush, but I liked Melanie Blatt from All Saints. 1524 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,160 Who? Mel Blatt from All Saints. 1525 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,120 I don't know her. She's. 1526 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,960 Probably saying the least out of them all. 1527 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,560 No, she was maybe the number one singer in all scenes. 1528 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,920 Actually, I think she was the main. 1529 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:50,200 That's that's triggered by quite like Rachel out of S Club 7S 1530 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,760 Club 7. I loved her we eyes. 1531 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,400 I think so many people fancied her so much that it kind of put 1532 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,840 me off a bit. Yeah, because I really liked 1533 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,240 her. She was big on the playground 1534 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,680 scene at the time. People are like, oh, this babe. 1535 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,240 And I hadn't seen her yet. And then I saw her smash. 1536 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,480 It was like, what's all the fuss about me? 1537 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,840 Yeah. And then people are like, no, 1538 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,200 you're wrong. And all I was like, and I felt 1539 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,200 like I got bullied because of her so I maybe didn't like her 1540 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,880 that much. After that I was like, I can I 1541 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,920 could see she's a good looking woman, but not for me. 1542 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,319 Not for you, no, no, I did like her, but I can't think of any 1543 01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:17,760 other celebrities that I actually. 1544 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:19,600 I wouldn't say don't like the celebrities. 1545 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,479 I wasn't no, I wasn't Big Who? Is your woman from the cruise G 1546 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:23,880 and. Crusaders. 1547 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,720 That does all the singing. G McDonald 100% be able, do you 1548 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,200 know? What? 1549 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:29,920 Fair enough. Absolutely beautiful. 1550 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,399 There's something about her, yeah. 1551 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,479 Oh, she's got here. As well like Shakira. 1552 01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,680 But then Shakira freaks me out a wee bit. 1553 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:41,120 She'll be. Like. 1554 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,319 Yeah, it's sort of like, you know the guy. 1555 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,800 She's very. Good, not similar. 1556 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,240 I do like her. Yeah, no, she is. 1557 01:08:57,279 --> 01:09:01,279 She's a. Puncher bicycle on a hillside. 1558 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,520 You sound like Kermit the Frog. There. 1559 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,560 You do that was. Shakira do, Morrison do. 1560 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:10,359 Your hips again, A little lag. That's very erotic, isn't it? 1561 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:13,359 Yeah, it is quite erotic. It's hypnotic. 1562 01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,120 You're that is the word hypnotic. 1563 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,680 You're like we stick there, slither in. 1564 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,399 Our You are like a snake. Like a wee cheese string, that's 1565 01:09:19,399 --> 01:09:20,600 what. We cheese snake. 1566 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,359 Oh my God. Snake, cheese snake. 1567 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,240 We cheese snake over there. I have. 1568 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,960 To go now, Emer, what would you like to plug and promote? 1569 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:33,720 What I like to plug up for, I have a tour coming up and so 1570 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:38,000 it's my first proper tour and so I've got shows in the North and 1571 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,720 the South Cup of England and Scotland as well for the first 1572 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,200 time. So we're excited, so please come 1573 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,560 to that. Tickets are on my website. 1574 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,279 Which is Emma Wire. Dot com English belt, the Mer 1575 01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:49,800 for people who say it's not real name. 1576 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,439 That's that's how you get it. So please come. 1577 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,040 And you started a new podcast. I started a new podcast see 1578 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,240 James. She is such a. 1579 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,720 Chatter, cheese, snake, pee, or. Something. 1580 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:03,440 She's my son's favourite show and see babies who. 1581 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:04,960 Midlights his strings, the puppet. 1582 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:11,920 So yeah, I've got a new podcast called Classer Pass, which is 1583 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,040 it's just me and my own. My girlfriend really wants me to 1584 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,600 have guests. I'm too socially anxious to ask 1585 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,560 anybody to be a guest, but maybe you too will. 1586 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:19,400 Come on. It's ASK ME. 1587 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,680 That'll be good. Come on Shane, my podcast. 1588 01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:25,840 Of course I do it. If it's BBQ, let's tie both in. 1589 01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:26,920 Is that you record at your house? 1590 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,560 No, but I can do for the BBQ or we just have BBQ. 1591 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,680 So yeah, it's called class or pass. 1592 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:33,920 So it's on everywhere and we talk about different topics, say 1593 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,400 if we think they're class or pass or whatever. 1594 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:36,920 So it's fun. Emigration. 1595 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,880 David Yes. What do you like? 1596 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,480 I am also going on tour starting the end of August and I'm also 1597 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:48,240 got dates up north, down South England, Wales, in Scotland. 1598 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,160 In. Wales for the. 1599 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,400 First time going. To Swansea and the tickets are 1600 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,640 available at DA Valley comedy.com and then the Slag I 1601 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:58,640 podcast is moving to a Sunday so you go check that out. 1602 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,680 Yeah, release date. Sunday Slide guy. 1603 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,120 Sunday. Slide guy Sunday. 1604 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,720 Yeah, that's nice. Shit.comedy.com and in American 1605 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,000 Australia. Thank you.