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And the greater W Belfast area. 63 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,160 I said recently when we were doing those gigs in Devon, you 64 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,520 should get a mural in West Belfast. 65 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,440 Would you like that or would you be worried that? 66 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,840 There is one where in West Belfast. 67 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:03,960 There's not. There is. 68 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,920 Where is it in Grant? You're just saying that because 69 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,160 you know I won't go there. No. 70 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:12,920 It is. There's one. 71 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,560 You're no, You're telling me. There's a mural, yeah. 72 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,800 What are you doing? Just standing, just start like 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,760 it's not like I'm a boxer and they can't really put you in a 74 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,560 well, no, the make. Surely you're surely you've got 75 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,760 a microphone up your mouth. No, it's an actual it's first 76 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,960 communion photo. It's in my magic. 77 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,920 That'll be my fate. Not that people are calling for 78 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,880 like I can't stop them if they do, but people want a mural me 79 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,320 in Hollywood. I'd be worried that like you're, 80 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,840 I'm like, is that a lazy eye, you know, or like your head 81 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,520 would be too big or too small? Yeah, because your right eye 82 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,960 sits lower in your left eye. So you want was it emphasised on 83 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,800 like a a mural when it goes bigger? 84 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,600 You know how to get into my head, right? 85 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:57,680 Right. That will fuck me. 86 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,000 But it's not gonna happen for the weekend. 87 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,240 What you do is you take a photo. There's an app you can get right 88 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:04,000 and you can half and half your face and it'll put the two best 89 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,120 halves your face together and it just. 90 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,520 What do you mean the two best halves your face? 91 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,280 Together. Like no way your face isn't 92 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,720 symmetrical. No, no, like nobody. 93 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,120 Like the real pretty people in the world maybe are the closest 94 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,960 to it, but nobody's face is symmetrical, so like your eye. 95 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,800 Yeah, nobody's feet. Nobody's two sides of their 96 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,000 face. They're identical, right? 97 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,040 That that's the thing, yeah. So what it does is it takes the 98 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,920 half that's really good looking and then puts it together. 99 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,760 Oh, it MERS the set, so it just. Once. 100 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,440 And then it makes your eyes level. 101 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,480 It makes everything level, your nose level, your lips level, 102 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,800 everything because, yeah, naturally yanked. 103 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,880 Yeah. So all I'm saying to you is you 104 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,320 don't want that. But on a big wall where you can 105 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,520 see that your left eye is lower than your right eye. 106 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,120 Should've said that a few times tonight and but then I just. 107 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,520 But then I'm going to start just doing. 108 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,680 But just a look at a fella. Yeah, but I'll start doing this. 109 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,480 Well, Lean and they won't say yeah, just about all that does 110 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,880 is is just emphasise it even more because. 111 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,400 If I go, here's what I'm going to go Coco and I'm going to tilt 112 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,120 my head to the right and then what? 113 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,480 My Barber and then I'm going to get it, but I'm going to get him 114 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,280 to do my quiff like here. Do you know what I mean? 115 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,840 Have you ever got it done on the other side? 116 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,480 I did that for a while and just the world stopped. 117 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,800 Like, yeah, people didn't like it. 118 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,080 People knew there was something up, you know, I mean, like the 119 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,440 world just wasn't right for a few days. 120 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,560 Yeah. And then I went back the other 121 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,080 side and. Everyone. 122 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,000 I couldn't imagine you'd like Skinhead or anything. 123 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,880 I used that dating well I up until I was I. 124 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,880 Remember playing football with you and you had a Skinhead. 125 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,480 Yeah, I'm toys with 16. I would do didn't. 126 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,200 Play football with you before you were 16. 127 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:38,200 Yeah, really you could. That was a third that that was 128 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,240 that was an offset. The we've got, we've got, we've 129 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,160 got low stock. We're going to talk about the 130 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,120 boxing people going to want to hear about that. 131 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,040 By this point it could be sold out. 132 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,400 I don't know. You've said you've had more what 133 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,440 some calls with this? And than anything else ever. 134 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,240 For anyone who doesn't know, we're doing Comedians Charity 135 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,440 boxing in the Ulster Hall. It's been talking about for 136 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,880 what, 2-3 years? I was saying yesterday on Talk 137 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,120 Sport, like I think it's four years now because you're 138 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,160 forgetting COVID happened. Yeah, yeah. 139 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,520 And I always went to you. You were like the go to person 140 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,840 because you were always up for it. 141 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,120 Like you were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 142 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,880 I just remember you and Mickey be the only two who really said 143 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,800 yes. Yeah, yeah. 144 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,760 But I also always tried to get Colin Gaddis involved in it 145 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,200 because of the I am failure thing. 146 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,640 Like I think he would have been top of the bill. 147 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,040 Whatever, there's good. Like if you don't do it, people 148 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,880 are like because people are like mention it like calling Dave a 149 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,800 few others. People are like who who just 150 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,560 play fair enough, didn't want to do it, but people are like 151 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,200 people are ducking them. So so I regret doing it. 152 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,000 I should have just said I'm not doing it. 153 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,560 And then people will be like nobody wants to fight Shane and 154 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,120 I go. I know, but now I am going to. 155 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,400 Fight. But I think you'd be good at it. 156 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,880 I think you'd be good at it. Like I was talking yesterday, 157 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,280 you and Sean Haggerty are probably the two fitest to play 158 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,160 for us. Yeah. 159 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,840 In the charity football. Yeah. 160 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,200 So you just have the fitness. Like I seen Sean last night. 161 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,560 Of course. Listen, boxing's not an easy 162 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,320 sport. Yeah, it really isn't. 163 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,400 Oh, I've, it's one of those ones you watch on TV, right? 164 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,440 And even before we had done any training, I'd watch it and go, 165 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,040 we'd have like, you know, McConnell and in here from the 166 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,520 North. And I watch it and I go, they're 167 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,760 skilled athletes. But when I watch boxing I go 168 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,320 reckon I can do it then did it. I've done 2 training sessions. 169 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,560 It's not, you're not the way you it's like if so it's like 170 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,040 playing football. You think when you play football 171 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,600 on a Saturday, the level we play at, you're like, it's like 172 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,520 normal. If someone videoed a match and 173 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,760 then you watch it, you go Oh no, this is not the standard. 174 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,480 I thought it was to see more boxing. 175 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:34,080 I was like this. I didn't think it'd be easy but 176 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,720 thought to pick up even the basic stuff that easy but. 177 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,720 It's you've so much gone on. So much harder and I thought. 178 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:43,200 It's you've got your feet to worry about, your stance, your 179 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,200 balance. Won't. 180 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,440 Yeah, I know. Your hands, well, that may be 181 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,800 knocked right. And wow, this, she's gorgeous. 182 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,400 I knocked up. It's not your eyes, your whole 183 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,640 face. It's just not so magic. 184 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,920 But that goes right into your skull. 185 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:58,840 There's nothing you can do with it. 186 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,400 But no, the boxing, Stephanie, I done it. 187 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,440 My dad was a real good boxer. My dad fought at the same time 188 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,080 as Barry McGuigan and Don Fryers and stuff like that. 189 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,280 And if they hadn't have been fighting, my dad probably would 190 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,360 have had 10 Irish titles. But because he was fighting 191 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:17,000 against them to really establish fighters, you know, it was 192 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,040 difficult for him. But he was a good boxer. 193 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,640 So when I was born he was like, ah, here we go. 194 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,600 I've got a boxer. But I think I hit about 7 or 8. 195 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,800 Mickey Hawkins, who was the coach for the Irish team. 196 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,760 They they were Holy Trindy. That's where I was. 197 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,000 And he was like, he loves a Wednesday, Pat, a Wednesday is 198 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,920 his best night. But I was like, why is that his 199 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,040 best night? And he's supposed to play 200 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,760 football in the hall next door with the youth club, Right. 201 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,280 Right. He says he prefers he runs in 202 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,280 and he's good at football. So he says you might want to 203 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,600 take a mirror. But I was always, the more I 204 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,320 train, the heavier my shoulders and arms get bigger. 205 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:53,040 And I was always fighting tall, older people. 206 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,000 Yes, yeah, Yeah. And getting the head pounded in. 207 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,680 So it wasn't enjoyable. Yeah. 208 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:57,920 You know, that way. I. 209 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:03,040 I think and people always people assume whatever your dad does, 210 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,040 you'll probably go in that like my dad was a motorbike racer, so 211 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,440 everyone's like people still whenever I was still like even 212 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:13,000 on top like 16 people that knew my dad from a racer meet me and 213 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,320 suppose you're into the bikes. I'm like, you've never met a guy 214 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,280 who's less into the bikes. We just not into it, no. 215 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,960 Foot like you football. But then he my dad never wanted 216 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,200 me to do it, so he took me on the back. 217 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,240 Of the bike, whereas the difference was my dad. 218 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,320 I'm scared you. Yeah, we went right. 219 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,480 I don't know. What's that thing of like, 220 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,960 what's our phrase where you go enough times past you can't be 221 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,480 prosecuted for it? Do you know what I'm talking 222 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,680 about? That thing, right. 223 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,600 My dad took me on a motorbike and he killed the guy. 224 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,280 No, he didn't. Yeah, he took me around Craig 225 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:51,080 Hamlet in Hollywood Hills, and we were going down back roads. 226 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:55,360 At one point he hit 90 and I'm on the back and I couldn't, 227 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,200 we're going that fast. I couldn't like lean forward and 228 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,440 tell him like slow down or stop. And I've never been more scared 229 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,800 in my entire like, no, he was because he was a professional 230 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,160 before that. He was totally in control. 231 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,480 He was never going to put me in danger. 232 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,040 Not sure. Over a certain speed, nobody's 233 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,800 in control. Yeah, maybe, but that made me. 234 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,280 Kick your cacks, yeah? And I was like, but I was never 235 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,720 think, here's the thing he didn't need to do because I 236 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,200 would never think about it in the first place. 237 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,760 Yeah, I showed no interest in it. 238 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,200 He's like, I have to put him off. 239 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,440 He didn't. I was already, I was never 240 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,480 already never going to. Go I really don't was this. 241 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,680 Fucking yeah just scared a child. 242 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,760 I the worst time ever on a motorbike for me was do you know 243 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,560 the guy I talk about in the podcast who went in the stag do 244 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,680 with the they fishy girls? I'll never forget them. 245 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,680 He bought an R1. What a big. 246 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,680 What's Yeah, I don't even know what. 247 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,920 That is it's big deal, right? What a big terms very, very 248 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:50,560 quick and he says just get dropped off down to work. 249 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,800 Sure, and I'll take you home on it. 250 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,960 Worst. Worst mistake you ever made? 251 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,600 Worst thing ever done. Yeah, I flew through W Belfast 252 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,960 in the back aspect. Down 200 million, I swear. 253 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:08,120 It was just he's a maniac. Yeah, he didn't her about that 254 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,440 so. Because you're were you holding 255 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,000 on like this or were you around his waist? 256 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,240 I had him by the balls. And then you get on to the bike. 257 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:20,720 I had him by the balls trying to get him to stop and he was 258 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,680 laughing. The more I hurt him, the more he 259 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:26,360 was going quicker. I I and nicely was holding on 260 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,120 like this and I was like that. And then I had him like that and 261 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:33,120 then I was like, stop. And he loved it. 262 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:33,920 He loved it. I was so. 263 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,200 And then he was like, do you want to go up to the Northwest 264 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,880 all the time? Like no wonder you keep grabbing 265 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,640 his. Box. 266 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,120 I guess you want to drive around Europe. 267 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,160 But he, he scored the fucking ballots out of me and I went 268 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:51,200 like how them guys do. Like I talk about Joey Dunlap 269 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,720 and all them boys, but I mean, Andrea's sister lives in Dundrad 270 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,000 on the circuit and you get the freaking standard right at the 271 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,240 edge of the road and watch them. It's like and you're just like. 272 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,120 Because people don't understand the road racing here means like 273 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,200 they're racing on the roads that you drive on, like country 274 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,000 roads, like it's not. And they're driving 200 men an 275 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,120 hour. Yep, on these wee country roads. 276 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,040 If any of us had one of those big accidents, you'd never go 277 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,600 back to it. They're actively like, like my 278 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,840 dad, some like he broke his back, his neck, all this, and 279 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,560 he's telling me about it. And I was like, why? 280 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,400 Why did you do it? What might? 281 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,360 I don't have a kneecap on one knee and he's the only guy here 282 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,320 did not have a kneecap. West Belfall. 283 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,560 Through sport, yeah, but he, he, his is legit. 284 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,760 Well, there's a sport too. I just don't know how you would 285 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,080 want to go back to doing that after you have a serious 286 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,240 accident. No, I'll get you. 287 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,320 Mental. I love the idea of like see 288 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,360 people who have a bike and they might go in a Sunday afternoon 289 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,120 or something, like around the Irish peninsula or something. 290 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,480 Like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. 291 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,320 But it's the, it's the speed. I just. 292 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,360 Know at that, that part of it I'm just. 293 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,880 Like come off like you're you're just a wee guy sitting exposed. 294 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,160 Yeah, that's what I mean. Like you really don't have any, 295 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,920 but at least in the cot sort of feel protected a bit did. 296 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,320 You know we scooter. I could see you. 297 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,920 No, I did. I did a wee Vespa. 298 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:10,000 No, I never had a scooter. I had motorbikes. 299 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,680 I was younger, like scramblers, stuff like that. 300 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,840 And you take them on the road. No, a mate of mine. 301 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,520 A mate of mine. Of course it is. 302 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,320 So yeah, it was like watching pillars to go to the shops. 303 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,200 I know Paul wheelies up down the road, you know what I mean? 304 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:27,200 But and then a mate of mine died on one and then I was like, 305 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,600 you're not doing it anymore. I've got my first car. 306 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,680 A friend of mine was still doing motocross and he was like go and 307 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,880 get a trailer. We'll buy bags and we'll go and 308 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,960 do it. No competitively and on Saturday 309 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,000 and stuff like that. And the day I got the tow bar 310 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,800 on, Andrew was working in this bar and she phoned me and her 311 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,120 ma, I was away in America and she was like, will you go up to 312 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,640 my ma's and give me a jumper? I'm freezing. 313 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,760 And I parked in their driveway. They live sort of on a mountain 314 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,920 and they, the car rolled out of the driveway and went into the 315 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,840 house across the street, right. And the tow bar flattened in 316 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,880 that saved the car from getting completely crushed. 317 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,960 So the tow bar went into the wall of the house, bounced off 318 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,320 in the end of sort of lay against it. 319 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840 But the tow part was. And do you think that was the 320 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,160 same from God? I was just like, not from God, 321 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,520 but from somebody to say don't fucking do it. 322 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,880 Like, yeah. And I went right, Didn't bake, 323 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,720 didn't do that. And then a man of mine bought 324 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,240 one of them banshee Raptors. Have you ever seen them? 325 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,720 They're quotes. I don't know what Kean Bartlett. 326 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,160 Did probably, but I near killed myself on it. 327 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,120 The Salem dark pitch, right like I hit the side it didn't turn 328 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,920 and I had a big ditch and went up in the air in hospital for a 329 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,000 day like so I so I was. You've had a bad car accident. 330 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:40,000 Yeah, yeah, Went, went. Couple of I've been in a couple 331 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,560 of real bad ones, like there was one that came Bartlett, they 332 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,600 tell you about that. We used to do a gig in Derry, 333 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,440 Korean Korean and when we get who's driving? 334 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,760 Kieran, Dr Bartlett, his last floor, he was in the front. 335 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,000 That was his retaining car he had and me and R McCann. 336 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,840 Oh the the. Dutchess. 337 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,640 He called. It gets. 338 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,440 Is that what it was I thought he gets or something I thought he 339 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,080 called it. He used to have a pillow in the 340 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:07,640 back. That's all. 341 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,040 A cushion in the back. And what happened was he put his 342 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,600 guitar because the boot didn't take it. 343 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:16,000 Like why he would buy a car that didn't have a boot big enough to 344 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,720 put his guitar into, I don't know. 345 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,040 So he would squeeze it in the backseat. 346 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,080 So I was being funny and I grabbed the guitar and put the 347 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,920 skinny end on my knee and put the big fatty end on orange knee 348 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,680 going ha ha. And a Butler in the back, too. 349 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,280 No iron McCann and as we were coming into Belfast where we're 350 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,720 turning off slip road and a lorry didn't see us and 351 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,120 literally just fucking smashed in this and sent us up to say 352 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,920 that back and the car came back down again. 353 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,680 See, as that's happening, is anyone talking? 354 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,680 I've never been to college. I was sleeping and I woke up but 355 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,480 the guitar went up in the air and slid down in between my legs 356 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,680 because I had the skin in the head and hit me in the face and 357 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,520 that 2T foot. So it was me being a fucking 358 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,720 prick by taking the wee in. And what was like because Karen 359 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,240 would get in a flop, Karen was at anything. 360 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:08,280 He was fucking, did you that fucking say his leg at all? 361 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,040 And then the cops came. The cops were just not 362 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,160 interested. Like they were just dismissing 363 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,040 this and then Karen would excuse me mate and give him the 364 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,800 licence. He was like Doctor Bartlett. 365 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,200 No, he didn't. He did, and it all changed and 366 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,400 like, it all changed like. Under his breath of journalism. 367 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:31,080 I'm a doctor of journalism. The cop was going OK, OK, Kieran 368 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,600 and all. He went, Excuse me, it's Doctor 369 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:38,160 Bartlett. Eva even with even in a life a 370 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,360 life threatening moment, he still drops that in. 371 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,440 And he was like, I want an ambulance now. 372 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,160 Who for? Himself so him and Chloe get 373 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,560 took away in an ambulance. Was he hurt? 374 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,760 Where did Arne Macon go right? Karen was Karen like he injured 375 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,240 badly? Yeah, he was injured badly when 376 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,880 we all were. I think though. 377 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:08,480 For the terms of the claim, we were all very badly, but the 378 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:12,360 best bet about it was like arms like I'm not claiming Karen was 379 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,280 like, listen, you're going to have to go with a solicitor 380 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,040 where you've got because it's through my insurance company and 381 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,080 it'll all go smoothly. And I was like, I'll do whatever 382 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:21,960 you want. You're a doctor. 383 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,880 It's the most. Clear thing I've ever heard 384 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,040 bringing people up. It'll all go smoothly. 385 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,280 If we all stick with one, right, So that was dead on. 386 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,000 There were real assholes who were dealing with the case then 387 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:38,920 the solicitors and he was going no, you have to stick with him. 388 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,720 And I was like, no, I'll stick with him, that's alright. 389 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,160 And then he phoned me up about 6 months later. 390 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,480 He's like, we're leaving, we're leaving. 391 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,600 Not solicitors we're going to, nor one hears the name of it. 392 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,760 And I was like, do you know what? 393 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,200 More hassle than it's worth. I'm not going to say all that. 394 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,480 So I rang your woman up and I went here, talked to Bartlett's 395 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,880 a perk and. By the way, I wouldn't be 396 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,720 surprised if he knew that lorry driver set it all up. 397 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,200 You think so? Yep, got the claim in told you 398 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,560 he was leaving the. Solicitors never. 399 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,760 Thought that apocaly. Well the thing of it was Kieran 400 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,720 fooled me and he was like here fucking. 401 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,440 After all that we only got 4 ground and I was like right, 402 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,960 right each and here is I4 ground each. 403 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,200 I mean that's not 2 bucks that's 8 ground because you and her was 404 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,480 like joint at the hip and he was like oh he says what's you get 405 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,320 him? He said and he fucking cracked. 406 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,720 He fucking cracked up. Because you said a bit the teeth 407 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,640 as well. Well, I just says he's a prick 408 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,480 and the solicitor agreed with me. 409 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,640 I says I just debut. He's like. 410 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,960 What was the first car accident ever? 411 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:46,120 The first one ever was as a kid and Mama, mama's mate and her 412 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,640 son was in the car and we were in an accident on the way Dr 413 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:53,080 road and it was like fucking the fire brigade fucking cut us out 414 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,120 of it. Like oh shit, I know like it was 415 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,480 fucking the car came down the way drive and we were going up 416 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,480 it and he didn't stop. I know what happened to the car, 417 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,800 but I was about four or five, like right. 418 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,920 And I actually, because you know, when you were a kid back 419 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,800 then, there was no seatbelts when I'm in the back and I was 420 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,720 probably on the partial shelf giving the breadths a finger or 421 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,880 something. And I flew down and I my head 422 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,360 went down to the back of the metal of the seat. 423 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,040 OK, I picture you like we tortill. 424 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:25,440 Dog in the back, lean on the finger, but I was Daphne up on 425 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,920 the partial shelf or something. And then I know another one was 426 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:33,320 was a guy who who was a delivery driver for an Indian and in the 427 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:39,000 individual and and me and two of my mates were going until like 428 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,760 Aga club did disco and we get in and I just remember I was in the 429 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,360 front seat and he went and he don't mind all the bags or any. 430 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,720 I run his donor and he flew down the Falls Rd and there was 431 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,240 parked cars for a Chapel and he couldn't stop the slipped right 432 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,360 in the back of his car. And the wee woman ended up 433 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,080 losing her leg. She was walking between the 434 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:01,320 front of her car and the car in front and the fucking squashed 435 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,840 her leg and the man, the handle broke off in his hand and sliced 436 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,480 his hand. But I remember getting cut out 437 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,800 of it and getting into the ambulance and all my mates were 438 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,760 there and they were really busted up and I was like Jesus 439 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,560 Christ. I was really bad in the back and 440 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,520 I went normally it's just from the accident. 441 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,520 I was like what happened? And I went, I thought we were 442 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,560 Hoos and they pulled us out of a car and they gave them as a 443 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,640 fucking kicking. Oh shit. 444 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,640 So I was lucky I was trapped. So I've been the guy behind me 445 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,560 went into the back of me and I haven't done in between where 446 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,560 all the Indians was. So I was like covered in chicken 447 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,560 tea again when they got me out of it. 448 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,200 But I've been bent over for so long. 449 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,280 And then I was done in the hospital for about two days and 450 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,680 had me on the stretcher making sure it was all right and stuff. 451 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,440 But this is. See the you're saying like 452 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,520 giving the finger to the Brits when you were a kid. 453 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,440 I might be interested in saying this. 454 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,600 There's a definitely a yes. It was a British soldiers in the 455 00:21:55,600 --> 00:22:01,600 West up until when. Up until 290 something. 456 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:02,920 Really. Yeah. 457 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,200 On the street. Like they did like patrols and 458 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,360 all on the street, yeah. Yeah, at the end of every street 459 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,520 like Devas tar had one on the top which the only the drop the 460 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,840 fucking personnel and the stuff off by helicopter because they 461 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,200 wouldn't come up through the fucking thing. 462 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,040 And that was because it was the biggest building in Belfast. 463 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,640 So they had a tar there and then at the end of every street there 464 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,880 was near enough 1 you. Know and were they could could 465 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,600 some sort of be really sound some complete decks Was there a. 466 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,960 You weren't really meant to fucking talk now I remember when 467 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,520 you were really young, they would've let you look through 468 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,920 their glass and they're gone and all and no stuff like that. 469 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,400 And then somebody would come out and get like, get away, my 470 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,920 bastards and all that, right? I tell you're fucking man, 471 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,200 you're over talking them, right? Do you know that way? 472 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,520 And then? So if you went and chatted the 473 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,440 name, they'd chat. Some of them if. 474 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,880 You're supposed if you're a kid. Look, yeah. 475 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,760 Some of them I remember there was a big, big, it was the first 476 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,680 sort of black guy I'd seen when I was a kid and he was at the 477 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,840 end of our street in a park and he used to give all the sweets 478 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,440 and all. Everybody loved them. 479 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,600 Do you know what I mean? And then something happened. 480 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,400 I don't know what happened, but something happened and it. 481 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,520 Seem like you do. No, I don't know if if he gets 482 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,120 shot or something happened to him. 483 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,480 I remember something happened to him like and it was a wee bit 484 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,360 sad and like people were like, he can't be sad. 485 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,360 He's a breath. I was like, nobody was saying he 486 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,000 used to give all the sweets and all. 487 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,840 Was there like, did that feel out? 488 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,800 Did that feel totally not? Did that feel weird or just 489 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,000 because you'd always seen it? Was it just completely normal? 490 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,800 So I grew up with like, do you know what I mean? 491 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,280 So it wasn't, I think it's hard for people to understand like 492 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,920 that. That seemed normal as anything 493 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,040 to me. Like when I went to Scotland and 494 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,400 there was no Brits in the street, I was like, where's the 495 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,000 army bikes? Did you miss them with? 496 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,800 The peace lanes or but do you know what I mean? 497 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,200 I know, I know. What I mean so? 498 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,240 You're sort of called. Where are they? 499 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,520 You had more. The Brits to me were just young 500 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,840 fellas who probably didn't have a job and they were fucking sent 501 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,200 over here. Knew nothing about the whole 502 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,360 situation. Yeah, I always found the cops 503 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,680 the worst. Do you know what I mean? 504 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,880 Locally. Locally. 505 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,200 Or right, right, right. Because they were locals and you 506 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,120 know, yes, attended than that Lady. 507 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,680 Yeah, yeah. Would you have done a bit of 508 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,000 slobber? Of course it did. 509 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,280 But MO Johnson saying for Rangers. 510 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,280 Yeah, from Celtic. I was out in the street and 511 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,280 probably give them the finger on something. 512 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,240 I don't know what I've done. They're responsible. 513 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,960 And they jumped out they but I want to give them the finger 514 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,040 anyway. Do you know what was just that 515 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,720 when you were growing up? West Belfast, They were. 516 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,400 This is what you've done. You've seen the older lads doing 517 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:38,840 it. Yeah. 518 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,520 Yeah. You grew up with people throwing 519 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,160 stones, shooting at them, calling them names and slabbing. 520 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,640 And then you've seen all the older fellows, like you're dying 521 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,520 stuff like I can fill up against the wall and I'm searching. 522 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,280 So you automatically thought the word. 523 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,760 Yeah. So I remember Moe Johnson 524 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,400 saying, and I was walking down the street. 525 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,360 I don't know what happened, but I just remember this. 526 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,840 Keep stabbing. And this old boy cop get out. 527 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,320 Grey hair, fucking slapped the face of me. 528 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,280 And I was probably only 78. And he fucked me over a garden 529 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,800 wall, not literally just steam me over it. 530 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,520 I remember your man at the house coming out and going. 531 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,400 You make around, tell your mouse all guarantee he was the type of 532 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,040 guy. He may have been a president 533 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,680 living in our street because he was never involved. 534 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,960 Now hang never. He was just and he was just 535 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,040 like, go around, tell your mother. 536 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,760 And I heard him like, that's ridiculous. 537 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,120 Give me your number and the cab going. 538 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,520 Give me your fucking number. And he was like, yes, yes, I'm 539 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,000 putting a complaint in. I didn't. 540 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,040 It wasn't a normal, you know, somebody would have come out and 541 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,320 went like, did you shot a contour something? 542 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,200 Right, right. This guy came out and he was 543 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,760 just like, and I went around and my my actually wasn't in. 544 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,640 It was my aunt Bernie was there and she was like, you may wait 545 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,360 until your man comes in. I don't know what that what 546 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,320 we're going to do. And I get in my mind was just 547 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,760 like, that's what they're like, just nothing you can do about 548 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,680 it. I couldn't imagine if a cop 549 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,560 slapped the face of my jade itself. 550 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I would have took it as. 551 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,320 You'd be OK with that? No, I can like I've since the 552 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,240 boxing's been announced and we when we chat about training, 553 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,680 even I got sent the pictures from last night. 554 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,320 I can see when you like put the boxing gloves on. 555 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,720 I can see your face change. What do you mean? 556 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,480 You just like you're just like these are focused on it. 557 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,040 Like I would like you're talking about like if a cop like, you 558 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,440 know, slapped your kid and that kind of thing. 559 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,200 I would hate for you to be looking for me for something. 560 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,480 Well, nowhere to get you. Yeah, that's true. 561 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,520 But do you know what I mean? Like I like. 562 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,320 But I ain't got. You always have a smile in your 563 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,000 face, right? You're always like, always 564 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,120 happy. But I think if you change your 565 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,880 expression, I I'd be, I'd be really scared. 566 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,120 I think so, yeah. 100%. I'm an underdog in this fate 567 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,040 like. I know do. 568 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,760 You know what I mean? Like a lot of people. 569 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,480 But I ain't got suture. I have got, I have got the the, 570 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,680 the short straw here and all of it. 571 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,160 Ronan actually knows what he's doing. 572 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,080 But you both know what you're doing. 573 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,680 Not really. I mean, I didn't compete. 574 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,960 Yeah, when I was older. Do you know what I mean? 575 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,440 Yeah. As far as the only match I've 576 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,280 had in the past few years is the incident, I'd say this bar and 577 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,040 that guy got disqualified because he was on drugs. 578 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,040 Now, are you thinking about a similar training camp like that? 579 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,960 Like are you thinking about going back there be security and 580 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,640 just. You know what you could do 5. 581 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,000 Weeks having a spar. The spar would be the the best 582 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,360 one. Party spar who with just know 583 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,560 what literally in the spar anybody just fighting people 584 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,080 like the. Phone Mrs Fitzpatricks just 585 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,160 failed. That was just we talked about in 586 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,440 Podcast 4. That was one of those things 587 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,600 during COVID, the just life just didn't seem real. 588 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,600 She didn't take it in at the time, but when I just got sent 589 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:42,080 in a random WhatsApp Group, A video of a guy like in self 590 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,800 defence, like beating somebody up, I'd set a spar or in a hive 591 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,960 is I was like party. And if that happened though, I'd 592 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,000 be like, this is meant that like you'd be talking, but during 593 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,120 covert you're just like, OK, you know what I mean? 594 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,560 Like you didn't know, You didn't prove that. 595 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,880 You were going back to stuff that you'd done before and stuff 596 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,960 like I went back to doing the door in this bar. 597 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,840 Yeah. That, I don't know. 598 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,040 It was the toughest door job I've ever had. 599 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,360 Even compared to like city centre bars. 600 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,520 I mean, I've done some of the modest nightclubs. 601 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,040 I've cleared some of the modest. That was the toughest door job I 602 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,360 ever. Do like enforcing rules and 603 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,800 stuff and being like, what do you mean? 604 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,760 Because people just didn't understand the regulations. 605 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,200 You've done the door in the town, right? 606 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,360 Say you've done the door, Thompson's or wherever I've done 607 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,880 the door, and somebody comes up and they're like, you know, and 608 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,480 then right? And you'll get a better orgy 609 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,080 party. But then they'll just walk away. 610 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,080 Right. Yeah, yeah. 611 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,160 You try telling a wee woman at half 10 in the morning the off 612 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,560 licence is nothing in this bar and she's to get a fog and four 613 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,720 pack for her, Frank. Yeah, yeah. 614 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,560 She's not thinking no for an answer. 615 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,840 Yeah. And also you're down in a place 616 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,320 where there literally was no COVID down there and people go 617 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,480 what do you mean bad? I'm like, they could tell lemons 618 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,000 on the news. Listen, if you go out and 619 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,080 breathe the OR you're going to die, that part of West Belfast 620 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,440 that people are like, you just follow Balikx and they'll get 621 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,080 their kids ready and go. Like there was food, families 622 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,680 turning up and I was like, you can't go with all your kids. 623 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,080 It's like 2 people at a time and two people together. 624 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,320 You can't. And she's like, I've 10 kids and 625 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,800 they're not in school. What do you want me to do? 626 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,560 Me tie them up outside or something? 627 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,960 They literally can't get in. You know, it was just that kind 628 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,400 of fate and then people come with it. 629 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,640 What do you mean the dog can't come in? 630 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,000 What do you mean I have to wear a mask to go into the shop? 631 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,480 What do you mean? It was just mental? 632 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,440 And it took two weeks of pure fating with everyone down there. 633 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,280 Plus as well people recognising you, that's not going to help in 634 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,080 that situation at all. They're just like, who do you 635 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,480 think you are? Like you're king tech knight 636 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,360 doing the door, telling people what the Canon can't do. 637 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,440 And I'm like, I'm fucking doing a job. 638 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,200 Yeah, yeah, People probably thought you just decided you 639 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,440 were doing this. I'm just as. 640 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,080 Opposed to you're making a few quit for your family. 641 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,760 People were like fuck who the fuck? 642 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,360 The many people turn around says I didn't know you in the rat and 643 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,960 I'm like you think the razzed in the door in a spar. 644 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,560 You don't get a job like I just if you're nobody. 645 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,360 That's that's part of you don't. Get a job like that if you're a 646 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,640 nobody and I'm like, it's my dad's me. 647 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,080 I don't do shop. My van was empty. 648 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,600 I couldn't do construction, I couldn't do Jordery and I 649 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,600 offered him the van for deliveries because I thought he 650 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,800 would have had more than to do. And he went, do you know what? 651 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,600 I need somebody to regulate the door because I'm only allowed so 652 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,920 many people in the shop and you've done the door before King 653 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,120 Dick, Do you want that? And I was like, and I said that 654 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,960 what I do, I'm just like, well, you have to work. 655 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,080 I'm self-employed. So I took it. 656 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:43,680 But two weeks of like full on the post office shutting at 2:00 657 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,520 on a Wednesday was the worst. The off licence being closed as 658 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,640 bad. But they'll see the post office 659 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,280 being closed at 2:00 on a Wednesday. 660 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:55,240 Like people would turn up to get their money on a Wednesday and 661 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,120 they're like, it's open at 2:00 after 2:00 last week. 662 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,560 And he's like, I know, but the rules have changed. 663 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,720 Now there's only limited time. The girls are allowed to work 664 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,240 behind the counter or something. And they're like, I'm not taking 665 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,080 this hanging. And I'm like, look, the post 666 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,920 office is closed. That's why there's not a lane 667 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,040 for it. There's a lane for the off 668 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,360 licence. That's a lane for the shop, 669 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,920 that's a lane for the furniture shop, that's a lane for the 670 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,480 butchers. There is no post office lane. 671 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,720 Well, I'm joining that lane hanging in the check. 672 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,360 And then they'll go in and check and come back and go, that's 673 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,000 fucking close. And they'll go told you at half 674 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,280 an hour ago, you know, you didn't need to join the lane. 675 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,360 Like it's just the people don't want to listen to you. 676 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,320 Yeah, but. I heard the rad to the Dorrance 677 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,440 bar and the UVF 2 centre. I think that's part of Good 678 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,000 Friday. Agreement. 679 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,240 Is that what it is? They they split it up that way. 680 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,880 You take everyone's, You take everyone. 681 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,920 I was the longest part of the negotiations. 682 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,880 I think, you know, once all the power melody stopped doing the 683 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,040 Doors in Belfast like it did change the city that way. 684 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,320 For better or worse. Oh, Daphne for better, like 685 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,280 right, Daphne for better. I think one of the best ones was 686 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,080 I remember Christmas time made of mine was like, we're all 687 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,640 going to go to Thompson's. We were all only about 1920 688 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,840 maybe. And we turned up at my mate's 689 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,360 house and his mate was there and he was wearing green cords and 690 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,080 an orange umber and he had black curly hair. 691 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,120 And I remember walking in and going, this is a waned up. 692 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,800 He looked like he lived on an island and cheered cheap. 693 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,080 Like I thought it was a waned up. 694 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,800 And they were like, no, that's how he dresses. 695 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:30,480 And I was like, we won't get in. We won't get in with him. 696 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,920 As then he wasn't breaking rules, but the the doorman would 697 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,880 just like be like Nah man, you wouldn't. 698 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,320 Get in right. Like, you know, you just 699 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,160 wouldn't get in dressed as that. He didn't look like he fitted. 700 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,600 And then like Thompsons was that hot at the time? 701 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,440 Like you had to make sure you had the red clothes normal to 702 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,200 get right, right. Like, you know. 703 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,800 So that night, what would you, what would you have been 704 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,200 dressed? In that night, I'd have been 705 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,520 worn. Ben Sherman shirt. 706 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,680 No, I never wore Ben Sherman shirts. 707 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,640 I had one and then I didn't like it, right. 708 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,320 So I definitely had a shirt on normally used to wear like a 709 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,920 clear white shirt, like a white shirt. 710 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,080 You know what I mean? Nothing on how. 711 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,080 Many buttons on them. One just tab right show off my 712 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,120 big gold chain and. What's a hair dude? 713 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,600 Are we talking gel down? Then we flick at the. 714 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,320 Front and I think I made a had curtains in right. 715 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,440 OK, maybe jeans had the curtains jeans and probably by 716 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,440 Caterpillar Shambuch. Do you know what I mean? 717 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,400 We laces hanging at the side. No, we were always tied. 718 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,040 Oh yeah. Oh, you always had to be ready 719 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,360 for action. Couldn't go to kick something in 720 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,720 your Caterpillar fucking steel coke cap and flying across the 721 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,000 room like I've been trying to pay for like. 722 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,320 They were like, we're in a carpet. 723 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,480 Why the fucking still talk cash for people? 724 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,960 See anyone? I knew they weren't kicking 725 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,520 anybody. No, but and we went down and 726 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,120 there was like a queue of people and I was just like, we're not 727 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,080 going to get in. And then we went and tried. 728 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,320 I think it was called rain if I'm. 729 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,760 Yeah, yeah. Or milk. 730 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,720 Milk. It would have been milk. 731 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,720 And we've been driving her and we get out of the taxi and I 732 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,040 said to the girls, you just get out of the taxi, you just get a 733 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,360 taxi verb, you get a taxi. You just do that first and then 734 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,160 we join using the queue. And we walked over in the 735 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,239 doorman and just went. Just a little bit different. 736 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,480 Just like Jesus Christ, he's going to get beat up, you know 737 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,320 what I mean? So we're like, didn't get in. 738 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,040 This is like boxing night, you're not getting in nowhere in 739 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,840 Belfast. And I was like, what I'm going 740 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,719 to do, hear me walk around at Thompson's and I can do 741 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,040 something and I'll try and see what happens. 742 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,719 And we get around to Thompson's and I walk to the front of the 743 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,600 queue. Can I just say see if I whenever 744 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,280 you see at that point at night, I'm going home. 745 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,360 See if you say I'm going to do something, I'm going home. 746 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,120 I'm I'm going home. So they're I'm worried. 747 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,560 OK, So what would I says just walk with me. 748 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,880 We're going to get a bit of slobber in the in the queue of 749 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,920 people, but just go with me in this. 750 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,960 So we walked right down to the front of the queue. 751 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,880 I says act as if we're mad to be there. 752 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,719 Get down to the front of the queue and the Dorman was like, 753 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,960 yes mate, there's a cure. And I went, how's it going? 754 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,520 I was on skiing holiday last year. 755 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,920 But Mark, who's the manager in here and he told me when I'm 756 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,040 over here with my pals to come to the club, he went. 757 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,160 He's away on holiday mate. I went, oh man, he told me to 758 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,080 come down, no issue. Like come to the front door, 759 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,720 tell him and he's like who who are you? 760 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,920 And I was like, Clay even met him on skiing holiday last year. 761 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,840 I'm from Glasgow and I see the mark if I come over, he says, 762 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,640 you come over and just come up to the club. 763 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,000 We get you and you and your pals. 764 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,120 And the guy was like, hold on, two minutes. 765 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,120 And he walked and they come back and he says, who are you? 766 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,320 You meet Clay from Glasgow and met Mark and skiing holiday last 767 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,400 year and here he was. Rick Money is there, her main 768 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,120 name. And he was like, fuck. 769 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,920 And your mom with the chords and the thing. 770 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,640 And then he looked at it. That must have made him go fuck. 771 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,120 They aren't from here and he Gladys in and we get in the 772 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,320 thousands had a great night, but though you had the drinks and 773 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,920 then the night was over and we're coming out. 774 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,760 It was like 2 in the morning. The doorman, he grabbed me and I 775 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,040 forgot about it and he was like, well, Claire, what do I got a 776 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,760 date? I'm he's like I got so fucked 777 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,960 up. He hit me in boot. 778 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,960 No, it was the biggest boot. No, I've ever got. 779 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,880 And he went, yeah, we bastard. Can I ask you a question? 780 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,560 Why did you have to change your name? 781 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,600 Just to make it as fucking. I know, but it won't. 782 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,480 You say party, then it's sort of you sort of maybe click on who 783 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,920 you are or something, you know what I mean? 784 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,080 But we'll get in. And it worked. 785 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,560 And like I used to do that so many places. 786 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,000 Once I changed that, I love that. 787 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,120 Changed the accent. Yeah. 788 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,760 The word was were you making up a manager was called Mark or you 789 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,320 knew that? No, it was Mark still there, 790 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:40,920 right? Right. 791 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,280 So I knew him from football and growing up, like, do you know 792 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,000 what I mean? So it wasn't even like if Mark 793 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,640 had to be Nur. It'd be fine. 794 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,600 No, he would have told me. Do you know what I mean? 795 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,400 But I knew he was away. What, what, what? 796 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,080 What have you blogged your way into? 797 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,720 You ever been like an event or a night? 798 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,480 I know. I personally, for me, right, 799 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,480 there's nothing really major, but the best one I've ever heard 800 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:11,800 of was Calvin Harris had a pool party in Vegas and Heskey was 801 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,000 over there with Dan, all right. Heskey, by the way, for anyone 802 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,840 who doesn't know what he's made from the West. 803 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,360 Right. So Heskey, Heskey and all the 804 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,840 ones that was there were like Calvin Hart's pool party. 805 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,920 So can I just establish Heskey at this point was not on the 806 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,680 guest list? Nobody was, yeah, this was a 807 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,120 very exclusive. There was probably 100 people at 808 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,320 it, right? But they found out it was in the 809 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,960 hotel and they were like, let's try. 810 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,600 And they couldn't. Like they tried emergency exit 811 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,680 doors and stuff because like Heskey would know how to black 812 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,760 his way so they couldn't vain his dad and they were walking 813 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,280 down the next minute they were able to look through and see the 814 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,920 pool party. They're going fuckers Jay-Z and 815 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,680 fucking Beyoncé and stuff like that. 816 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,200 And they were looking to see who was and he'd see us in the 817 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,960 middle of it. He just seen this wee man 818 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,800 swimming in the pool. All these people were nobody 819 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,080 like fucking like in the pool. Like it was just all Drake and 820 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,400 everything was there. Sit next minute he's dagging it, 821 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,440 he's looking at the ball and they fucking jump back in the 822 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,400 pool. There's that all about the next. 823 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,520 Then he came out of the party, came out and he was like, how'd 824 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,760 you get in there? And he says, I fucking just told 825 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,240 her my I'm fucking standing here. 826 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,440 Do you know what? I'm Harry Eska, that I'm 827 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,440 fucking, that's the pool. I'm fucking using it. 828 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,440 He says they're all fucking give me dirty looks. 829 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,680 And he was going, that's Beyoncé and Jay-Z. 830 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,520 His dad was in the middle of doing fucking fucking. 831 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,640 I just like it. He wasn't. 832 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,040 He wasn't trying to be at the party. 833 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,520 He was just like I've lengths to do here. 834 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,240 Yes, he was just like I want to you I want to have a sweat and 835 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,760 he get in till the party he didn't even know what he was at. 836 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,680 He was like wrong. I mean dirty looks not. 837 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,680 The Let's talk about the boxing. Over we presently. 838 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,440 I but by the way, I didn't. Oh yes, yes, we've talked about 839 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,720 this so many times. And I always kept forgetting. 840 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,120 Do you know where this came from? 841 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,800 No. Do you know Phil Meringue that 842 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,120 played for Man United? Yep. 843 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,320 He's priests 9. Yeah, he gave me this when we 844 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,400 were on a training camp there in Newcastle, County Down, and a 845 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,360 pair of shorts and the socks that came with it. 846 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,440 Thank you very much. Can I just say, right, that's 847 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,280 some of the best low key folding I've ever seen in my entire. 848 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,200 And I used to work in a clothes shop and couldn't afford it. 849 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,040 Like, yeah, like, like it was nothing the way you folded that. 850 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,640 We learned to do that when you were stealing the burdens. 851 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,640 Look at this. This is 9798. 852 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,280 It was before it was 9580. 6 And this is the this is the 853 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,320 invisible kit because United were losing it, said Hampton at 854 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,520 halftime. Did he make them change it or 855 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,360 was it just? I think the maybe did change kit 856 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,560 they were getting beat it so far. 857 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,840 Because Ferguson said. Thank you very much for this 858 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,040 mate. Appreciate it, Sharks, Ferguson 859 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,720 said. That the kit they couldn't see 860 00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:01,400 each of the United players like they just wouldn't make a 861 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,320 football kit look at anymore. No, I thought it was a great 862 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,920 kit. I love it, I love it. 863 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,320 He probably gave it to me because they weren't allowed to 864 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:13,200 have them there because it was in like June he had that and a 865 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,520 pair of shorts and he gave that to me. 866 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,360 And then he also let me wear Hustlers Germany play for 867 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:24,760 Germany Hustler and he marked them and swap Norn iron top for 868 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,560 that top and they had that. I I wore training down there and 869 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,600 all that plus. So it's a good back story. 870 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,760 And I got you a present. I got you a protein bars and I 871 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,040 didn't even know you got me a present. 872 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,680 There you go. I think you bought them for 873 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,320 yourself and then just the I can like. 874 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,240 Didn't it your chocolate? Chocolate and I got a present. 875 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:44,120 Are you allergic to chocolate? Yep, I am. 876 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,800 I want to talk with the damaged eggs we did. 877 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,800 How good was that? Unreal. 878 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,640 With an early show, a Late Show in between Christmas, New Year 879 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,240 and the Devonish and it's one of those things. 880 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,840 It was the same with Fela. People go, that's going to be 881 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,120 real. They're going to be really 882 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,760 rowdy. People will be talking the whole 883 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,560 way through. It's going to be this, it's 884 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,240 going to be you don't get natural crowds. 885 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,120 Like they're lively and they're up for it and they're, when I 886 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,840 say they're rowdy, they're not a drop in your set, but like it's 887 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,240 electric. The first one, the early one, 888 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,520 was even better than the and that was. 4:00 yeah, it's like 889 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,640 4:00. But I think that was just 890 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,680 because they were alert. And I think the other one, like 891 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,880 people, it's Christmas, they're probably fucking hungover. 892 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:30,640 And then at the area 9:00 the next night, they're juiced and 893 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,840 you know, they were just topping themselves up. 894 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,280 But in between the shows with I didn't know we had two hours to 895 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,200 kill. I thought it was an hour or two 896 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,840 hours to kill them. Like, what am I going to do? 897 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,080 And it's me, you and Tommy McCarthy. 898 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,000 Tommy's been on the podcast couple of times. 899 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,720 Boxer comedian. So I have a good crack. 900 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:52,480 And then Patty met my mates coming up and it was burned it 901 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,320 with Connor Burns. Now what was there's a couple of 902 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,520 highlights for me. One was when I was waiting to go 903 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,120 on. Now it's probably what 400 904 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,240 people do shows and like you need to have a good one of 905 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,200 these, you know, I mean, like there's a wee bit of pressure, 906 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,040 like definitely. And I'm waiting to go on. 907 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,360 I'm we're in the sort of like kitchen off to the side the. 908 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,280 Green rooms. The kitchen. 909 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,960 Green room so I'm waiting to go on here. 910 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,000 We'll go. For some reason Burnsey is at 911 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:27,280 the door as a conduit between the tech for the show and us by 912 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,560 so he's going to let us know like you're good to go here. 913 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,480 He turned around. I'm in the middle of 914 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,040 conversation with party. Burnsey goes Shane, right? 915 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,680 321 pointed at me. So I'm like fuck, someone's 916 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,160 giving him a cue. I start walking out. 917 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,160 He's not looking at anybody. They weren't ready to start the 918 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,920 night and he kept doing it. 321 And he's not messing about like 919 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,360 he's not. He's not trying to make it that 920 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,200 good to me. He's just telling me he's ready 921 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,080 for me to go on. But the crowd aren't. 922 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,000 And see, sitting for two hours with you, Connor Burns and Tommy 923 00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,120 McCarthy, I've never laughed more in my entire life. 924 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,400 The dynamic, the conversations, everything that's going on. 925 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,960 The the one for me was when Tommy started telling you we 926 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,160 tips about boxing. I because I asked Tommy's 927 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,880 professional boxer. So I'm like here, what do you 928 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,720 reckon about this? Tell me what, what advice would 929 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,880 you give me about this? But I'm only asking Tommy. 930 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,800 And then colour goes. No, you need to do it I guess. 931 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,920 Burns, he starts going. What you want to do? 932 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,440 Whack, whack, whack, whack. Now see when he's doing it, he 933 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,800 is night and day more talented a boxing than me like this. 934 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,640 Is the thing about Connor, he can dance Connor Burns if you 935 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,440 record Connor dancing. You can put. 936 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,520 Any music to it? It doesn't matter. 937 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,520 Gift. And it fits. 938 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,720 I don't know Hari does it because if if you've done that 939 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,000 with anybody else, I have a video of him dancing in a boxing 940 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,840 club and I just keep updating the music to it and it just 941 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,880 seems so recent, but it's. Years ago, it was one point 942 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,120 where he's thrown, he's throwing punches, messing about, and I 943 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,240 was like, fucking watch it. I was like he'd knock the. 944 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:09,440 Fuck, I told you not. Maybe that they did it the first 945 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,720 time I ever brought. Up. 946 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:14,720 So for anyone who doesn't know Burns, he's a character. 947 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,640 He's he's, he's from the West. No, he's from north Belfast. 948 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,280 And then? He's hard work, I'll tell you. 949 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,240 He's into his box and he's he's been on my Blood podcast a few 950 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,960 times. A lot of people will know 951 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,400 because he's very popular. Like one will know about him. 952 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,960 So he was in your house? I brought him up the house and 953 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,640 then so Podrick was like, Oh my God, what? 954 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,560 Age you've been. 1314 right. So it's like Conor Burns, like 955 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,960 all the all the kids really know who he is too. 956 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,920 Like he is like a celebrity and Potty came rolling down the 957 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,320 stairs at him and he was at the front door and he was like 958 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,920 Burnley like in turn I got and just mentioned. 959 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,280 Somebody put you up? And Burnley just went. 960 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,880 Boop. And put him up the card over 961 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,320 those and he's like and he's like Donny. 962 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,920 And I was like, what do you want me to do? 963 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,360 What? What kind of day? 964 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,760 And I went colour and he went, came at me, came at me let. 965 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,960 Me tell a story in the green room, you at the SSA were 966 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,040 chatting to someone and he thought they were threatening 967 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,280 you. And he went over and clacked 968 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,280 them. Yeah, like smart them. 969 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,800 There was AI went in, I was going to the boxing, This was 970 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,720 the night after the waterfront and I seen Connor walking along 971 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,680 and these guys the trained in the gym I used to train in. 972 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,760 So they were getting bushes, but I didn't know them all. 973 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,440 You know did obviously once I had a couple of drinks in, they 974 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,560 were like, I probably used to drink. 975 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,080 So they'll come over and 1 was grabbed me. 976 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,920 He's going, I hear I fuck, I'm getting a photo of you. 977 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,800 You take a photo of me, you know, while I was here. 978 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,040 So I seen Burnsey sort of go into his eyes. 979 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,520 Burnsey's 5 foot He was a push. He wasn't with me and he came 980 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,760 over and he says my dad, is he messing him about? 981 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,120 And my dad went aye and caller just went bop. 982 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,320 Her mom went what the fuck was that? 983 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,680 And he turned out and looked and then your mom went as he he 984 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,040 didn't know who Connor Burns was so he's just like is your mom 985 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,920 serious and you're better letting them go and he went fuck 986 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,720 matured even the author and then they said the Connor what 987 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,680 happened, but Connor reserved were like 5 professional boxers. 988 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,640 Your mom run down and then look and see all these kind of what 989 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,280 are you all doing about it and he. 990 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,760 How was Greg Crack in that green room? 991 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,120 Like, very funny. I think the past was something. 992 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,320 Did he connect or something? Somebody said nice as he 993 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,320 couldn't connect to the Internet and he got up and walked. 994 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:36,720 In the boxing is from when we're recording this six weeks away, 5 995 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,720 weeks away maybe? Five. 996 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:43,880 It wouldn't be 6. There's a reality check. 997 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,360 Like once you you know that it's once. 998 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,760 It's announced, Yeah. Yeah. 999 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,000 Because we're all like messing about and the crack was good. 1000 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,840 Now it's like. It's the thought I seen Sergey 1001 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,480 last night, like never has had a boxing glove all in their life. 1002 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,720 And I could see it in her face last night, which, nice, she 1003 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,760 enjoyed it, don't get me wrong. But I could see her going. 1004 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,240 Hold on. Let me know. 1005 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,120 Yeah. Yeah, you think a minute and a 1006 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,440 half isn't a long time? It fucking is. 3 three 1 1/2 1007 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,920 minute rounds. And somebody pounding the heady. 1008 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,640 See when so we're training with my group or training with Sean 1009 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,880 McComb. I said that do you see when Sean 1010 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,880 demonstrated brilliant coach. See, he's demonstrating 1011 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,440 something. I'm moving towards me with quick 1012 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,560 fate. I can't because I'm like he's 1013 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:32,200 that fast at doing it. And we're also doing getting 1014 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,640 used to getting a hit because like part of it. 1015 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,920 That's the biggest part of it. Part of what we're learning is 1016 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,000 if if someone's thrown at you, the best thing you can do is be 1017 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,080 really tight and close to them because then you can't extend 1018 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,800 your punch. But that's easier said than done 1019 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,280 for someone like me. You're not a fighter. 1020 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,280 Your your automatic reaction, no matter what it is coming at you, 1021 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,840 is the move it. If you're walking down the 1022 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,840 street and something's falling at you, you you'll sort of go 1023 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,320 off balance and jump out of the road and that's your Ottoman. 1024 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,400 It's about being cool and taking a punch like in your. 1025 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,800 And I said the surgery last night, you're going to see late 1026 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,480 here. Yeah, you're going to see late. 1027 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,200 It's going to be a big fucking late in your head. 1028 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,160 And you're going to be. Yeah. 1029 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,960 And I can remember when I was a kid, like the first time I got a 1030 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,000 proper punch, I was like, what was that? 1031 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,440 Yeah. Like I seen a big flash. 1032 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,200 It was like somebody taking a picture in your brain. 1033 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,160 Yeah. Yeah. 1034 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,840 I was like, I don't want that to happen again. 1035 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,800 I think I think it's going to be a lot of fun on the night, but I 1036 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,320 think I'll be relieved when it's over. 1037 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,440 The way I'm looking at is won't say a couple of minutes is up, 1038 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,920 it's done, that's it, it's done. But I think it's because you're 1039 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,320 doing it in front of loads of people too. 1040 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,520 I think the last fight has to beat you and Ronan is the main 1041 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,560 event. That's the last fight of the 1042 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,480 night. I think the atmosphere is that 1043 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,040 he's going to be great because there's going to be people, 1044 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,960 there's the West is coming out for you, but Strabane is going 1045 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,280 to be supporting him. They want to buy tickets but. 1046 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,440 I got them. Because it's Strabane, I don't 1047 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,440 have any money. It don't work. 1048 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,040 Are going to buy tickets if they don't work that's you know what 1049 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,160 I mean I love going up and gagging Instagram but come on 1050 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,840 like they're not they're not coming they're not what a way to 1051 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:12,040 watch like growing on a beer and it'd be one wee man and an 1052 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:16,520 orange jumper and green chords went to tassels me one day stop 1053 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,120 my sheep supporting. Them do you? 1054 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,640 Will you engage any mind games? I'm not. 1055 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,520 I don't talk shit. I just don't do it. 1056 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,760 You know what I mean? I weighed people up, I stayed 1057 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,720 on. But I'm not going to wind up 1058 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,640 about this because, you know, I weighed you up. 1059 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,000 I know you're not going to have gloves on and be standing in a 1060 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,880 ring facing me and able to punch my face. 1061 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,760 Depends on this one. Do you know what I mean? 1062 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,600 No, no, please don't. Please don't. 1063 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,680 But it was like, whatever you said to me. 1064 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,520 Will you favour Ronan? Yeah. 1065 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,360 Like my automatic thing is yeah, if you had to send me a message 1066 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,400 that says will you fake call from that afford them Yeah, 1067 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,400 yeah, I know will go big yeah, yeah, but it afford them yeah so 1068 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,760 my Belfast. Thing so messy I went we too 1069 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:01,920 scared to fight party was like yes what 100% you can pay me 1070 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,240 money to box you right? They, how much they, how? 1071 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,320 Much No, no, no. I would say you would get some 1072 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,160 local businessmen that would pay for it, yeah. 1073 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,720 And like some weird N down dinner party. 1074 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,880 Yeah, we'd be boxing. From dinner for smokes. 1075 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,080 Be weird. Yeah. 1076 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,280 And what? If what if we give you and Shane 1077 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,800 30,000 lbs each strip to the way I do it? 1078 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,920 Do you know what I'm really? Into and I'll do it. 1079 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,520 I like to win. I like them for 30 grand like. 1080 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:35,560 From 3 to 30. 30 grand. O30 fucking 100% to 30. 1081 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,800 Here's what I'm more into than the learning the fighting. 1082 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,400 Buying the boxing gear. See the boots I bought myself? 1083 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,560 What'd you buy? Reality does boots. 1084 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,280 Oh, they're the worst. What? 1085 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,240 They're the worst? They're the worst ones. 1086 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,600 Why you go there? Because they look like the only 1087 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,120 brand you knew. Probably, right? 1088 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,640 You're looking at the other ones and going they're not the ones. 1089 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,760 What's good? What's good brand? 1090 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,480 Probably Everlast would be better than them. 1091 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,520 What? Yeah, I know, but you wouldn't 1092 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,960 wear an Everlast track ship. But Everlast was boxing, or do 1093 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,800 you know what I mean? Longsdale. 1094 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,800 Longsdale, they're boxing brands, so. 1095 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,560 They're not wearing long longsale. 1096 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,960 Do you know what I mean? Here's what, Because here's what 1097 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,320 we're doing. I thought you would've got your 1098 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,880 stuff made. Well, I'm thinking about a robe 1099 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,880 customising the stuff, right? But. 1100 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,840 Shorts and. That's all well and good of a 1101 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,440 win. If anybody wants to buy my 1102 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,240 shorts and get me a customised robe, I'm more than happy. 1103 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,040 I actually get sent the guy who owns Valent Gentleman, he gave 1104 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,920 me stuff for the boxing event before it was a hot and I don't 1105 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,360 know whether I wore too much but he sent me messages. 1106 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,320 He was like, you never beat that offy so I'm going to send you 1107 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,840 more stuff, thank you very much. But he sent me all boxing gear 1108 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,080 and it has Polly the dagger and a logo and all on it. 1109 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,160 So I was thinking we need to get track suits for everybody. 1110 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,960 Yeah, like matching type team track suits. 1111 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,680 So we need to figure out maybe he can help. 1112 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,640 Ross. I don't know. 1113 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,480 I'm thinking about for if I get, if I get knocked out for just. 1114 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,600 Getting everybody saying teams like, yeah, I had two turned up 1115 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,040 last night. To your training. 1116 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,400 Yeah, that was my heart in their football team. 1117 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,640 It'd be off. That wouldn't be in the team 1118 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,720 anymore. I'm thinking about getting 1119 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,600 parked out of West Belfast. I'm thinking about getting team 1120 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,040 of me put in the bottom of my boots, right? 1121 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,040 Casey knocks me out. A good advertise. 1122 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,200 People will see it. I'm just right now in the bottom 1123 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,160 took. Me a while to get that. 1124 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,800 Do you do you who do you think will be who do you think will 1125 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,920 surprise you on the lineup? Can I say who from my team? 1126 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,640 I think you, I think you'll surprise a lot of people. 1127 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,360 I don't. But is that after you've tried 1128 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,280 like Johnny Beau, although he's training like Mod, right? 1129 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,480 He he doesn't strike me as somebody who's involved in 1130 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,560 sports. Yeah. 1131 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,000 Do you? Do you get what I'm saying? 1132 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,880 He so so like the I think the good thing about it is me and 1133 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,120 Johnny are like good mates, right? 1134 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,720 So I. I like when did we announce? 1135 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,080 When did we say this was happening? 1136 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,640 When did he know that he was fighting you? 1137 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,400 Good, but in advance like. Right. 1138 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,320 He's been training for men. Do you think so? 1139 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,240 I know so. Because he here's how I found 1140 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,240 out he was. So I text him and I went listen. 1141 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,400 He's no longer training me because he thinks I'm telling 1142 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:15,240 you. Swear, swear and see the before 1143 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:16,880 to you. You said he wasn't training. 1144 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,600 You told me he wasn't training. I was told he wasn't training, 1145 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,920 so he told me he wasn't training. 1146 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,880 And then you get told by his missus that he was training and 1147 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,680 then I get told by a boxer from their nerd that he has been in 1148 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,200 there training here three nights a week. 1149 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,920 Yeah. 3. Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 1150 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,840 Here's how I. Find he can't, he says he can't 1151 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,560 train the Thursday night because he's working late night. 1152 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:46,000 But I just think he's not coming because he doesn't want me to 1153 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 see his moves. But I think I think the one. 1154 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,680 Here's how I found. Out and he's in my team. 1155 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,440 Here's how I found out he was training. 1156 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,600 He was at Kieran's panel show on the limelight that we did, which 1157 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:58,360 is great crack by the way, and he told me wasn't Excite text 1158 00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,400 him and I said we were chatting about when everything was 1159 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,880 confirmed. I was like, you still happy for 1160 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,040 me and you to fight. Then he was like, you're going 1161 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,800 to be training much. And I said, I'll be honest, like 1162 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,760 I, I do my own training anyway, but it's mainly cardio stuff. 1163 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:13,200 I will be training and probably a day, a week or something like 1164 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,680 that. And he said to me then we were 1165 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,320 chatting about something else and he go, I said, how's your 1166 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,720 training going? And he this was recently and 1167 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,640 he's like, Nah, I haven't really started yet. 1168 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,480 Not not going to do too much. At the panel show. 1169 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,000 He was down to watch him in Victoria and then they were 1170 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,960 getting a taxi to leave and I played his bluff because I said 1171 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,880 to her he says his training is going well and she went. 1172 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,640 He's never out of that boxing gym in Carrick. 1173 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,560 And I went ah. And then I didn't tell him. 1174 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,360 She is underground car park. Yeah, he has a punch back up. 1175 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,480 What? Do you mean who is he fucking 1176 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,560 partner? What do you mean this 1177 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,280 underground car park? He lives in an apartment. 1178 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,280 Right, right. There's an underground. 1179 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,400 See where his parking space is? Because he doesn't have a car. 1180 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,400 He's a punch back up. He's going to beat my fucking. 1181 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,600 I think so. I do, I don't train 3 next week. 1182 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,320 I've trained twice. Big Ronan, he says that you told 1183 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,600 him that I've been training like fuck. 1184 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,600 I did say you've been training like fuck. 1185 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,320 I haven't been. I haven't been. 1186 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,480 I said you've been training, I've been training and Sean 1187 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,560 Hagger, he's been training. So he was, he was on the phone 1188 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,680 and he's like, you're trying to like fuck and you're training 1189 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,840 all these boxers and I was going, it's not true. 1190 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,080 I've had a couple. Of he's worried. 1191 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:24,120 What he's worried. No, I don't. 1192 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,080 I said tell him I'm not out and I'm out like or anything. 1193 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,760 It's a charity thing. Like it's I'm, I get home a big 1194 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,000 role. But do you think he's out to 1195 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,120 knock? You, if you had to got me 1196 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,120 somebody who had been like, yeah, out of fucking like 1197 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,600 Alexand, well, do. You. 1198 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,080 Want me to name people on your show? 1199 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,640 Because I will. Yeah. 1200 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,680 You don't like them too. That's why I don't want it. 1201 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,960 Dave Elliot I. Don't fall, Big Dave. 1202 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,200 Do you know what Big Dave would have scored me? 1203 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:56,880 Yeah. Yeah. 1204 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,360 I'd say Big Dave called you like you'd be in trouble. 1205 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,600 Yeah. Yeah. 1206 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,160 You know, like Sean was training last night. 1207 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,440 Sean's super fit. Yeah, but he got his eyes opened 1208 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,680 about boxing last night, too. He's done it. 1209 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,440 He's done white collar. Hand if Sean gets this together, 1210 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,720 I feel sorry for Pete. But I was going to say, on my 1211 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,280 team, the person who spreads you is Pete. 1212 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:19,200 Pete can hit because he saves him. 1213 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,240 He was throwing bombs. I get that, but Sean would throw 1214 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:25,960 40 for every one of his. Yeah, that's a battle of Lorg in 1215 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,920 that. One like if Pete throws, it's 1216 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,440 like a sledgehammer of a connection with you. 1217 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,560 But if Sean wears like, how much can Pete hold his hands up? 1218 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,240 Will he be able to hold his hands up the whole thing? 1219 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,600 That's, that's what I mean. And that that goes out in 1220 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,120 general because you just naturally get tired. 1221 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,320 You watch professional boxers and you go, where's his hands 1222 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,240 down? He's fucked. 1223 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,920 We were doing a thing where you put your hands in your head, 1224 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,040 tucking the shoulders in right against. 1225 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,960 Your back leg, I told you need to keep up planted. 1226 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,480 I'm like a wee dog doing a wee. You keep lifting, I know. 1227 00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:00,600 But we were getting used to getting hit. 1228 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,880 She had your hands in your head. And I partnered up with Sean 1229 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,200 McComb because we have uneven numbers and he's just hook, 1230 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,440 hook, hook said. Here he's not putting anything 1231 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,240 into it. But see, just even with the 1232 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:15,120 gloves up, punches coming left, I was all scared. 1233 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,240 No. How's your feared? 1234 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,600 I mean, if somebody puts their their hands up, they got if you 1235 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,000 had a hard enough punch to it. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1236 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,800 Because that's that's what we all were doing. 1237 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,920 And then he's like, get the hands in because. 1238 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,400 You want, you want that like that's a phone. 1239 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,240 Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? 1240 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,440 Yeah, now I'm looking like burns are. 1241 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,840 You are you going to get your own gear for it, like he says? 1242 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,680 Here's what we're going to do. I've already put the thing out 1243 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,120 there. Appeal. 1244 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,920 Like if somebody wants the shorts boots or shorts boots. 1245 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:43,720 But need to be. Blue, I'll pay for them. 1246 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,560 Needs to be blue. Why is it need to be blue? 1247 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,040 Your blue team. I'm not wearing blue. 1248 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,280 I never wear blue. You. 1249 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,600 Have to. No, All our gear is red, no. 1250 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,160 What colour do you want to be? Great. 1251 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,280 Right, you should be green then. But your whole team must work. 1252 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,560 No whole team must roll again. No, that's not the way it works. 1253 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,400 It is. You wear your own gear. 1254 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:04,800 Really. Yeah. 1255 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,120 We're all wearing red. No, and usually wear away. 1256 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,680 We're not doing that. We're all individuals. 1257 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,400 I said last night, listen to you just turned up here. 1258 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,360 I said you're all on your own, right? 1259 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,800 Paddy's pit bulls is not padding. 1260 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,840 Yeah, because nobody's Shawn's not come back next week because 1261 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,840 he's to drive down the motorway. Right. 1262 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,240 For a world champion to train him, yeah. 1263 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,400 And I was like, well, that's your decision there as a world 1264 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,080 champion. I will be taking in everything. 1265 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,720 That's a world champions willing to give up an hour to train you. 1266 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,920 Yeah. And you're like, but I it takes 1267 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,160 me 15 minutes and 7 LB fuel to get down here. 1268 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,680 And I'm like, that's up to you. Yeah. 1269 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,040 You know. Do you think, what do you some 1270 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,760 people have said? I was talking to you know, Paul 1271 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,520 Hughes, MMA feder. I was talking to Paul last night 1272 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,200 after Lavery just run into him in the street. 1273 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,120 We're chatting about it and he said cardio's key to it. 1274 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,960 Few other people have said footwork's key to it. 1275 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,640 What is the most important thing? 1276 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,560 Breathing. Being able to pace yourself. 1277 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,840 With breathing, were your gum sheet? 1278 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:07,520 Yeah. Yeah. 1279 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,960 And by the way, Paul O'han, who does the Irish Whiskey Week, 1280 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,400 he's a dentist. I didn't even know he was a 1281 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,640 dentist, but he contacted me. So he's given us all free pro 1282 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,960 move guards. Thank you, Paul, but you're 1283 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,280 breathing. Yeah, I think once you have all 1284 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,320 that headgear on and you're trying to think of all that, you 1285 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,760 forget the breathe in a panic situation. 1286 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,800 If you don't put oxygen in, your man's not working right? 1287 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,920 And then you're out a puff. Do you? 1288 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,400 I'm saying all this and I'd be the one standing there, England. 1289 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,160 What you would do after we nighted after. 1290 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,040 Do the door. We should do the door and 1291 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,520 Thompson. Just jade up. 1292 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,760 Just wear the axle boxing gear and do the door and Thompson. 1293 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,280 I am. I'm really looking forward to 1294 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,760 it. I feel out of my comfort zone. 1295 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,760 I don't feel I've picked it up. That's quick. 1296 00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:00,080 Nobody's going to be. That's the problem I have. 1297 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,240 Ronan knows how to do it. Yeah. 1298 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,760 So it's me mate, McDonald in a way, just what he said to me, 1299 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,480 but he actually knows how to do it. 1300 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,840 So I'm going to have to have a certain level of defence against 1301 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,840 them. I think he's a longer reach in 1302 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:18,240 me and he's taller than me. So do you. 1303 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,720 What do you then keep a close? I don't know. 1304 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,400 I don't know. I'm not really sure. 1305 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,240 I've never seen him fighting so I don't know. 1306 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,680 Do you think, am I mental and saying do you think it goes for 1307 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,160 us that we've played solo shows in big venues? 1308 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:38,560 Goes for us. Yep, me and you as I'm Mickey. 1309 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,240 As in. You, you. 1310 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,440 You're not worried about the courage? 1311 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,560 The walkout and stuff, that's not going to, you'll be pumped 1312 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,920 up, but that's not going to freak out, No, because there's 1313 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,760 people on the bill haven't played anywhere near the set of 1314 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:50,960 crowd. Do you think that might? 1315 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,720 Give a lie I mean that could affect that of us yeah 1316 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,280 especially you in front of like you'll not want to look like a 1317 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,640 fucking need it in front of the people No, definitely what I 1318 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,160 mean boxing. So I think that's where you're 1319 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,640 probably coming from, where you're calling a wife, only go 5 1320 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,640 weeks and you're going all this here. 1321 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,240 So you probably just practise your feet work and stuff like 1322 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,000 that. Your fate would be a good fate. 1323 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,480 I think so. Because these are both tall and 1324 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,080 skinny, skinny and you know, you should be able to throw a lot 1325 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,480 more punches than anybody. Me and Ronan like go through 1326 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,360 half the punches as usual. Probably throw. 1327 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,960 In the whole fate. We done a thing last night where 1328 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,960 it was like tag where you were only allowed to get a point if 1329 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,480 he got the shoulders, and I couldn't get Shawn's shoulders 1330 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:37,440 because I have short arms and he didn't want to open up. 1331 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,920 Yeah. So he was going this is dead 1332 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,040 tight. And I was like, that's probably 1333 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,560 the closest you'll get till. Pete, Yeah, yeah. 1334 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,920 Tonight and he was like, right, And he sort of seen it in him 1335 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,240 where he was like, fuck. Because I'm practising with 1336 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:55,680 Sean, but he's but I wonder is it easier to practise someone 1337 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,040 who, like me, doesn't know what they're doing? 1338 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,560 Probably I would say a couple of weeks bars for somebody doesn't 1339 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,640 know what they're doing would be good for. 1340 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,480 You yeah, just just like randomly put a headgear on 1341 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,600 somebody just in Hollywood High Street and just. 1342 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,840 Some lollipop man or? Something might you just beat 1343 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,040 the fuck up Just sparks me out. You have more chance that 1344 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,080 happening, I think. I don't think it would be a bad 1345 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,000 idea for you and Johnny maybe to do a wee Sparta guy. 1346 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,280 Before does that not ruin it a bit? 1347 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,640 I don't know. I like the unknown, do you know 1348 01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,840 what I mean? And also people won't believe 1349 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:29,640 this it if if you lose, we're stand ups. 1350 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,680 Do you know what I mean? There's something like like, 1351 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,640 don't get me wrong, I'm not going to go like I don't want to 1352 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,040 win. IA 100% want the win or you go. 1353 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,920 For the win like you're. Going what would you want? 1354 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,520 To knock him out like or. Would not want to knock him out. 1355 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,680 Well, winning points. Want to win them, want to have 1356 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,720 like at the end of it, I want us to be laughing, walking off. 1357 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,160 I don't want anybody to get hurt in any of the fights. 1358 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,800 I definitely don't want to get hurt. 1359 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,400 But of course, everybody wants to win their fight. 1360 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:59,040 But if I get knocked out five seconds in, I will be able to 1361 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,680 enjoy that after it happens. Does that make sense? 1362 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,000 Like. Like looking back. 1363 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,800 Yeah, because we're doing a silly thing. 1364 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,200 We're doing it for fun. Yeah. 1365 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,720 But I want to win. I don't know, everybody still 1366 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,480 call you a wagger. Like oh 100%. 1367 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,440 You don't see in Todd and Wagger, you're getting that. 1368 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,280 And he shared himself. Doesn't matter, it's for 1369 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:17,960 charity. People just see you in a ring 1370 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,760 and you know what I mean? In the best year, anyone that 1371 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,440 can get away. But like, if he knocks me out as 1372 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,280 soon as we walk in the ring and people go, he's a kickboxer, 1373 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,320 like an MMA fair so. She had target not he's weren't 1374 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,320 7 grand boots lying the. Ring him on watching fucking 1375 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:37,040 ball back, you know what I mean? Some Carrick, for fuck's sake. 1376 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,080 Really. You think me and him should spar 1377 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,080 before it? I think so. 1378 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,080 What's the what's the benefit of that? 1379 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,160 I just think it would give us an idea what these are preparing 1380 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,080 for. Yeah. 1381 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,520 I think you remember Sean McComb. 1382 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:51,520 He's a fucking. I watch Sean in the SSA a couple 1383 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,160 of weeks ago, and he was fucking doing that. 1384 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,080 No, but he's a fucking opponent. You know, Sue, you're not. 1385 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,840 You're not really getting a true reflection. 1386 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,080 You know, you go in there thinking Sean knows what he's 1387 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:06,160 doing, like his movement. No, you go in there and Johnny's 1388 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,880 totally different from that and you're going. 1389 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,600 What the fuck? Yeah, he's going to be so 1390 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:15,920 unorthodox unless he's fucking really good at this boxing and 1391 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,960 that's why he's been in the gym for months and they've seen 1392 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,960 something in him because that happened with John Finukin 1393 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,080 before, you know John Finukin. So listen, we're doing a Charlie 1394 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,080 Boxing thing. It was Charlie, it was a 1395 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,720 fundraiser and I was fighting another fella and he was 1396 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,160 fighting another fella and they put us in first bar and I 1397 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,840 couldn't believe our goody was like, he could have been a 1398 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,040 professional fighter. He was just fucking brilliant. 1399 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,200 He fucking near took my head off and that was only a spar. 1400 01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,960 I had to fucking really take his ribs out like just to fucking 1401 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,320 try. And he was like, you really hurt 1402 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,480 me and I was like, you really were going to fucking kill me. 1403 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:51,000 Or an I had the, you know, it was the toughest spar I think 1404 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,240 I've ever had. I'm bossing for it. 1405 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,240 I think it's going to be great. We'll raise a load of money for 1406 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,680 Peps. It'll be a great night, but 1407 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,080 there is a better development. To it, yeah, if you get beat 1408 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:06,720 then never talk again. I just like she and listen. 1409 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,240 It'll it like I won't win. Why is everybody ghosting me? 1410 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,560 It's. 3. Seconds. 1411 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,800 I hate Mickey and McCartney's feet. 1412 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,280 It's going to be, I think. That's going to be a brilliant 1413 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,080 fight because McCartney is a totally unknown quality. 1414 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,080 He might be unbelievable, he may be shit. 1415 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,480 I don't know. Yeah. 1416 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,440 I don't know if he's you have this thing where you think he's 1417 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,080 just a farmer and he's going to be brilliant. 1418 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,680 I think he's in his garden right now, bench pressing baths, you 1419 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,000 know what I mean? Like real unorthodox training 1420 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,800 count. Maggie's Maggie has a sense, I 1421 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:34,800 think Maggie looks in the mirror. 1422 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,760 He's like Connor Burns looks in the mirror and he sees Avon 1423 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,840 Drago from fucking rabbit. You know what I mean? 1424 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:44,960 He Meg is select plus Cardi was better than you think. 1425 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,440 Oh, Maggie, that's what I said yesterday. 1426 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,840 A talk sport. I says Maggie Bartlett's the one 1427 01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,160 that you see in the gym all the time. 1428 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,680 Yep, Maggie's all and he's brilliant with a skip rope and 1429 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:56,920 also he's good feet. That that could be a big key to 1430 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,080 his success, like because Maggie has. 1431 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,880 Balls and should someone run a book for this on the night 1432 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,320 someone will be doing it? Heskey probably. 1433 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,720 Somebody will definitely run a book for it. 1434 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,440 I've seen people taking odds on it. 1435 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,840 But serious, if there is a book, you're there. 1436 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:17,360 I won't put a few quid on Roman. No, it'll be. 1437 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,720 It'll be. First round not right. 1438 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,720 SSE. SSE. 1439 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,840 So there's about Ed tickets left. 1440 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,160 I know, I can't believe. It what date? 1441 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,920 12th of May my birthday. Would you ever do a game at your 1442 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,800 birthday? I did it. 1443 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,280 I did Coleraine, Coleraine Riverside on tour. 1444 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,840 Nobody brought me a cake or anything like that. 1445 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,440 No Coleraine wants do you, do you want something arranged? 1446 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,680 Just say yes or no. We'll not go in any detail, keep 1447 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,480 it as a surprise, but would it fuck you up at the end if there 1448 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,640 was like a wee thing? It's totally surprising. 1449 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,360 Don't you want that? Don't you want that? 1450 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,360 That's why it's on your birthday. 1451 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,000 You want. It no, I think I think I picked 1452 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,200 my date there because it came up and it was like that was an 1453 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,520 option and I meant that's my birthday. 1454 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,960 That's a good birthday present for myself doing the SSE for 1455 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,200 first day. Oh yeah. 1456 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,280 So. I don't really, it'll be a wee 1457 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:07,560 thing. Butler maybe, maybe don't know, 1458 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,440 do. You want there to be a thing? 1459 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,600 No, You OK with there being a thing? 1460 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,920 No, there's one there. Like it's not a big deal. 1461 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,800 It wouldn't annoy me but no but I don't like it's the SSE is 1462 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,520 enough. People go on and buy tickets is 1463 01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,960 enough. For me, sort something, sort 1464 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,280 something. I'm waiting to be for the week 1465 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,800 after so I have to do it now like I'm 42. 1466 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,640 With me it's. Me and Andre is gone. 1467 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,280 Anybody can go. You can go if you want. 1468 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,720 Me, you and Andre if you want to go don't don't put a camera 1469 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,920 Bartlett and make us sleep in a foundry room we're. 1470 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:36,840 Standing the beefa rocks, it's like. 1471 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,800 A Oh yeah, I've been to me orca rocks, not beef. 1472 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,040 It's like a pool party. And there's gigs in the. 1473 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,840 HH yeah, love that. Yeah. 1474 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,160 Also, there's only people that are big fans. 1475 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:51,440 Do you stay in exactly the same resort 1000% and you'll just on 1476 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,280 the SSE you're going to be an abander. 1477 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,240 I love this. Can we fill? 1478 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,440 Can we send Mike with a GoPro on his head to document the whole 1479 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,560 thing? Yeah, yeah, I'm doing a gig in 1480 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,000 Santa Ponza San Megan. As part of that trip. 1481 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,560 No, there's a normal trip. Like OK, these gentlemen, 1482 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:12,560 Patrick McDonnell, the boxing is on the 10th or 11th, February 1483 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,520 11th. Everybody thinks it's in 1484 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:18,359 Fountain's day because you wrote Fountain's Massacre. 1485 01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:19,160 Massacre. Yeah. 1486 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:20,800 So everybody's like, I don't know who. 1487 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,960 Can't take my misses. Can't take my misses. 1488 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,680 It's a beautiful romantic. Have a beautiful romantic 1489 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:26,359 middle. Come watch. 1490 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,800 If I brought my missus till a boxing match in Fountain's day, 1491 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:35,160 I'd end up during my her. I took my wife to just the day 1492 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,080 after our wedding to the front the fight in Manchester. 1493 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,800 The day after fate. The day after I went, then go 1494 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,439 the day I'll be snubby. Even worse, the day after the 1495 01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:45,800 fate taken the Emmy in, arena just empty. 1496 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,720 Nobody are. Did he win? 1497 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:51,600 No, he's apologised to me since. Has it? 1498 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,600 Yeah. It's still in the spy rod now. 1499 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:55,479 Yeah, you see that? It's good. 1500 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:56,680 You see it? Yeah. 1501 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,640 I'm used to this year. Yeah, it's good. 1502 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,479 I was just with and suddenly calling up him in a high fizz. 1503 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:07,439 Yeah, guys, thank you very much for watching, for listening. 1504 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,520 We have Kieran Bartlett potentially on next week. 1505 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,840 You should be said that. Who's he? 1506 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,319 No. No, no we don't. 1507 01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:15,479 Need that? Don't worry about it. 1508 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:16,040 Huh. Who's he? 1509 01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:18,479 He will be performing on the night of the boxing, but he 1510 01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:20,319 won't be not. Boxing What is happening? 1511 01:09:20,319 --> 01:09:23,960 Tell. You after very OK after Dan cut 1512 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:24,399 the mics.