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I'm Michael. 
Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 

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we've got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like how we're hosting of comedy

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events streaming only on 
Peacock, exactly how it's called

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New York After Dark and it's a 
comedy show that only features 

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drop in comic. 
Boom, you nail. 

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Into Michael Chase phone 
numbers. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
Hey, hey, hey. 

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New York After Dark. 
It's some kind of comedy thing, 

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and it's streaming now only on 
Peacock. 

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You love it. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea With Me podcast with 
me, she, and Todd. 

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Before we crack into this 
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about our two sponsors really 
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Even before I did that 
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the links in the bio, Friday 
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Who's behind Panjana? 
Is it a conglomerate of, of, you

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Cheers to Manscaped as always 

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for the support. 
Now let's get into this episode.

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It's great when we have a 
returning guest, but it's even 

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better, Ben Nikki, when we have 
a gift for that guest. 

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Do you like, do you like getting
gifts? 

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What do you prefer, getting 
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I like, I actually like giving 
gifts mate. 

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Thanks. 
Oh by the way, thanks having me 

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back. 
I heard it was a really good 

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podcast the first time we did 
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Went down really well by. 
Demand. 

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Went down really well, backed by
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You said though that you prefer 
giving gifts. 

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So before I give you gift, I've 
got you if you want to give me. 

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I mean, it's pretty awkward, 
bro, because I'm not this is 

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this is, this is so the truth. 
I actually wanted to bring 

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something today, but it's not 
here. 

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No, no, no, I totally swear. 
I swear. 

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You tell me you've shipped 
something. 

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From me. 
I've got I've got you something.

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I'm not even joking. 
I've got you something coming. 

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But it well, they sent the wrong
thing, so yeah, OK. 

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Well, tell me, what if they send
me the? 

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If they sent the wrong thing, 
tell me what that was because. 

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I've got this new, I've got a 
new merch line coming out and 

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it's amazing. 
But they sent you, they sent me 

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the hoodie that's got crew 
written on the back because it's

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for my crew members. 
And I thought, I swear it says 

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crew on the back. 
So you'd be walking around. 

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They think you're like a media, 
like a photographer or 

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something. 
Well, I may as well be cruel 

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because there's loads I want to 
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like the big, big show you just 
did in Belfast. 

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But let me ask you this we 
because you know, this is my 

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pocket. 
She and you know, man, on this 

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podcast. 
Were you making tea for everyone

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before your show? 
No. 

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OK, remember that, Remember that
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was willing to let me make them 
a tea or coffee and I'm. 

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Not a lie, it's pretty strong. 
Like get a bit of a caffeine 

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buzz on a session. 
Strong. 

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Is this tea? 
I've never had well use it. 

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Was this the Pajano? 
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this sounds like a Colombian 
strength. 

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Mate, that's that's, that's what
we're all about, strong. 

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Strong tea that like. 
But but yeah, I made everyone 

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tea and coffee before. 
You wouldn't do that before show

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surely? 
No, I'd be more like kind of 

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like very probably like Boko and
something tequila, but you know,

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a tea, a tea. 
I have a tea before show before.

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That we should do that like next
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a little other DJs on the bill. 
You'd be like my mom's hooking 

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us up with some drinks and then 
I just come in with a tray 

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pyjama. 
Just pour in tea France under 

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van do I'm like more taste. 
Why? 

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How come you're in short? 
I'm going to it sounds really 

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bad. 
I'm going to the gym after this 

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was being lazy before I come 
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So apologies if the knees are on
camera like it's it's not trying

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to get anyone a semi. 
Yeah, too late. 

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Just just just rolling it, Yeah.
You look like if you're a tennis

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player, you'd be like the bad 
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No, I liked it. 
Who's your favourite tennis 

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player? 
I'd say I like Nadal. 

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I like the doll. 
Isn't it also playing? 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
He's he's got good biceps like. 

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Yeah, we're just one. 
He's always got that vein pops 

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and it made me jealous so much 
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Yeah, I liked my favourite was 
probably he wouldn't be the 

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best, but like Tim Henneman, I 
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He was associate. 
He was so brutal. 

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Like, I don't I don't think he 
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everyone was like, come on, Tim,
this is the year and they so 

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I'm. 
Trying to think so in Northern 

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Ireland. 
Has ever been a good, really 

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good tennis player here? 
Like like, like, come on, what's

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the name? 
Richard. 

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But his name is Richard, or 
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His name. 
Is he good? 

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Is he big now or this is back in
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I'm just like, I wish we did 
when we don't have one. 

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I'm trying to make it. 
No, there's never been a tennis 

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player from but. 
Even even in England, mate, like

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we've never, we've all we'd get 
like the second round and that 

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was like the final first like 
yes, come on, come on, Tim. 

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Perry. 
No. 

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Who's English? 
Fred Perry. 

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I mean, yeah, that's where the 
brands came about that it was. 

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He was he was a tennis group. 
Google that. 

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It's like Joe Rogan. 
You Google? 

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Although in Joe Rogan. 
That's so slow in Belfast that 

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you were taking. 
A few tennis players. 

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So yeah, there's loads happened 
since the last time you were on 

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the podcast. 
Just done a massive show in 

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Belfast, yeah. 
Thought maybe you're gonna die 

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at one point. 
Yeah, when I talk about that on 

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here, we get censored if I talk 
about that briefly. 

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Look, they know by now I'm the 
bad boy of the podcast world. 

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They can't censor me. 
Me and my tea, you know? 

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Yeah. 
No, we can talk about. 

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We can talk about. 
Yeah. 

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I've got. 
Let me give you a gift first, 

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OK. 
Thank you. 

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Give you a gift first because 
last time you came on here did 

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the Manscape raid you? 
You were intrigued, you know. 

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You threw the fishing rod out to
Manscaped. 

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Yeah, I mean, I mean, still 
waiting for the official deal. 

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I think they're just putting it 
together, OK. 

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I think they, they, they've 
outsourced to their legal team 

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and. 
I was hoping to kind of retire 

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from DJ and just go in to put 
on, you know, tutorials and how 

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to mow. 
I mean, it would be a weird 

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career move, wouldn't it, to go 
from DJ in front of a lot of 

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people to just essentially 
shaving guys. 

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Yeah, but it but whatever it 
works for you. 

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You know, if there's never 
locked down, that's. 

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What Tim Hammonds didn't know. 
It's working for him, you know? 

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Yeah. 
You're not going to believe what

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we've got. 
I kind of, I think I know what 

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it might be, but yeah, yeah, you
don't. 

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OK, the first, the first one 
isn't wrapped and that might 

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give away what it is, but look 
and there you're. 

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Going to move the mic a little 
bit from us. 

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First of all, is this is this 
like I don't want you taking the

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credit for this because is this 
is this from manscape that they 

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watch your podcast and go right 
at kidneys one or have you 

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actually gone Ben wants 1. 
The hero over there done 

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contacted, manscaped and sent 
them the video of our last 

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podcast, by the way. 
I'm going to be so pissed off of

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inside that there's like a lot 
of cash as well because we've 

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got. 
That's just the payment for 

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coming over. 
We agreed that before the show. 

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Much And after this you just 
invoice me. 

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They had like 12 grammes. 
I have. 

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What's this for? 
That's just for a couple of 

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minutes, like, Nah, this is the 
weed wacker. 

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Yeah. 
So this is electric nose and ear

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trimmer hair. 
Yeah. 

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I'm gonna be honest with you. 
I've never really struggled with

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nose hair. 
I think the nose has stayed 

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quite blocked over the last 10 
years. 

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So. 
Yeah, but why? 

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Just like I had a few, I had a 
had a bad run of partying 

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You've. 
Got AP for bro yeah. 

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It's a COVID, it's a Colombian 
COVID strain. 

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So I got the weed wacker. 
It does your ears as well. 

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And now it's a it's a weird 
device and I, I definitely will 

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use this, but like, have you got
hairy ears? 

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No, I didn't think I had no. 
So the first time we got one of 

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these, I give it to Mike because
I was like, I don't have nose 

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or. 
But once you try it, I bet you 

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actually have got more than you.
Then I drove home and I so I 

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looked in the mirror and I was 
like I do, but not enough that I

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would I would need that. 
Well, I'm going to embrace this.

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So thank you guys and Manscape 
for the the weed wacker. 

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It's cool and like a bit weed 
now and then. 

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Sorry. 
I just like the thought of you 

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being like, the DJ at the 
festival. 

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He's like, sniffing and, like, 
keep touching his nose and 

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they're like, you're gay, what 
do you need? 

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And you're like, Clarin. 
Yeah, Clarin, immediately. 

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But I need the weed wacker. 
Yeah. 

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And then suddenly I'll be like, 
you know, I can hear so much 

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more music because now it's now 
the ears, the the hairs have 

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gone. 
This one here, I don't know what

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to expect. 
I don't know what the hell this 

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is going to be. 
Go ahead. 

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But OK. 
Could be anything. 

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OK, I'll try to avoid the tea. 
Oh, let me go so. 

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Presented with a box like this. 
So this this is for your balls. 

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Oh yeah. 
Thank you, I will be putting a 

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tutorial on my only fans later. 
No, for our Patreon you're 

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willing to do a live 
demonstration after this? 

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So we have all the accessories 
here, mate. 

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I'm not going to I'm not going 
to get out now, but I've even 

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got this is like Jesus, I 
thought this is a joke that 

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actually do do ball toner. 
Ball toner, yeah, because that's

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what I did. 
I felt like I wasn't getting 

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anywhere in life of my career 
and then I realised that my 

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balls just weren't toned enough.
Full. 

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Deodorant. 
Ball deodorant, Yeah, so. 

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Is it it's oh, what do you just 
rub it on like when it's right? 

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No, you get someone to do. 
OK, I'm going to explain. 

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You can get someone to do I'm. 
Going to explain on camera, 

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there's a condition that's been 
going around in the DJ world. 

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We call it Disco Fanny. 
It's basically when you meet a 

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girl and they've been in a club 
and she's been dancing all night

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for a long time. 
Sometime there's a pungent smell

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that comes down from down below 
and I'm just thinking maybe 

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Manscape could design. 
I don't really know, I said to 

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announce the name of a female 
part on a podcast, but your 

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female or genitalia could maybe 
have some kind of deodorant as 

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well as a market that's being 
missed. 

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So Manscape if you're watching 
them. 

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I will happily invest into the 
female range. 

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If the guys are willing to do. 
It but if the girl just had like

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a quick, you know, manscape 
female deodorant quick little 

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little slip down there a little 
clean meets the lad breath of 

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fresh air rather than rather 
than tuna. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Well, wow. 

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Just a thought. 
Just a thought. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I've never experienced that 

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personally, but I've heard 
stories that has happened. 

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Yeah, you just have a guy 
constantly spraying your balls. 

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Just. 
Yeah, now he's fine. 

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Now he's a manscape of sorting 
out. 

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Yeah, Yeah. 
So you must are you like once 

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you do like a, you know, a big 
show, Do you like do you take 

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some time? 
Well towards before you couldn't

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have taken time after it to just
like chill and come down a bit 

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from it because you were just on
to the next one. 

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But at the minute, are things so
slowly coming back in and 

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opening up again that after 
doing Bus Sonic last week, you 

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can actually just. 
Since I saw you last time, as 

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soon as the UK open I was 
straight back to work. 

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Like I do put some, I do put 
those pictures on in the UK, 

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like massive ones and my diary 
is just absolutely round as 

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normal, which is great. 
But it comes to a point where 

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I'm usually around the world 
every week. 

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And because nothing else is 
really open around the world, 

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it's like I can't just keep 
doing the same thing every week.

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So once like this tour's over, I
think go to America next month. 

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And and I mean, Russia, Russia 
in two weeks. 

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But yeah, I've been deejaying 
non-stop me like just basically 

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just thinking if, you know, 
lockdown happens again, I might 

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as well just get the retirement 
fund sorted now. 

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Oh yeah, like chill. 
Me. 

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OK while the sun shines. 
Yeah, I'd love to go back to the

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States. 
I I started doing that and then 

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everything. 
Closed yeah it's it's it's all 

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like the states is if you want 
to go on towards go to Texas 

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because they just don't care the
laws there are just pretty 

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pretty cool. 
They do what you want. 

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But like I said, talking about 
Bell Sonic, it was amazing by 

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the way, on on Saturday it's it 
was the first it was not just in

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general Belfast in general. 
It was the first major event 

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since lockdown, which it was my 
event. 

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So Oh yeah, it was the first big
15,000 capacity event. 

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What any in general? 
What felt different from but 

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Sonic like that from the last 
time you've done? 

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It do you know what? 
It felt the same. 

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It didn't feel any different 
because obviously you had to 

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show a negative test or whatever
on the on the gate, which is 

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which is really easy to do as a 
text message. 

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And so everyone kind of like 
treated it in the same way. 

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Once you're in, obviously, 
unless you've somehow like 

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bought a certificate of your 
mate for a fire or something, 

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everyone in there would 
supposedly be negative or 

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whatever. 
So I mean, like you kind of just

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treat everyone the same and 
yeah, just crack on as it was. 

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And I really enjoyed it. 
And most of the shows have been 

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having that annoying thing on 
the door where you've got to 

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show your certificate or 
whatever, which, you know, 

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regardless of whether you agree 
with it, you don't. 

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It's, it's a bit of a not excuse
upon Bull Lake. 

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Yeah, it's. 
Admin like isn't it like it's? 

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Yeah, it's just, it's just 
adding like annoyance to like 

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the procedure. 
Obviously I'm a DJI, even the 

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performers, we still have to do 
it as well. 

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So I still have to show you a 
test when you get backstage or 

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whatever, but apart from that 
mate, it went amazingly in the 

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city. 
Just showed so much love here 

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and it's amazing. 
Do you get any more nervous for 

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it? 
Because it is now. 

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It's not like a home gig for 
you, you know what I mean? 

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Because you live here, no. 
Do you know what mate? 

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Like what's funny though is I 
did an interview for I don't 

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even mention the newspapers name
because I don't want to like the

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cause in dramas and but I did an
interview and they rung me up 

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and they were like hey. 
Was it a paper here? 

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Yeah, it's paper here. 
They're like, there's a couple 

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like, OK, OK, we'll fuck it. 
Not going to slag them. 

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No, I'm going to be fair, but 
I'm going to tell you what 

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happens is that this is what 
happens in the media. 

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So I didn't view, hey, how's 
your gig? 

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You know, preparations, what 
music you play and how is it 

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living over here? 
They took pictures off instead 

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of like using pictures about the
gig and the they took pictures 

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of me on my lawn mower in my 
garden. 

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And it's like Ben loves Northern
Ireland Country Life and bought 

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and pictures of my house. 
Everything mate. 

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Which is really going to sell a 
live experience to people. 

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Yeah, they also mentioned like 
the actual town that I live in 

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and stuff. 
So it was pretty detailed, which

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is kind of pissed me off like 
the end of the day. 

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Like I'm going to have like 
people turn up at my door with 

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like groceries there. 
Yeah. 

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So this is. 
This is the GPS looking. 

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Yeah, like cheers mate. 
Luckily they got the town kind 

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of a little bit wrong actually, 
so it wasn't too bad, but and 

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was it a. 
Belfast based newspaper. 

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Yes, but it just annoyed me a 
little bit. 

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Like yes, yes, but like end of 
the day, like don't if you're 

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doing an interview with someone 
about their show, like kind of 

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manipulating and like it was a 
nice piece, like, but you know, 

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like it was literally on my 
front door on it. 

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I was like, come on. 
I was like, you know? 

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I've been, I, I did AI can't 
remember what gig I was doing, 

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but there was like a thing in 
the Sunday World about it. 

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And you know, they've got like 
their main story and then on 

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like another panel of the front 
page, they'll have like 2 like 

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snippets for like this is also 
inside. 

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There was a for me, there was 
just my picture and it said like

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page 60 or some big show. 
And then underneath it, it said 

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Predator still loose, but they 
were too close together. 

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So it said Predator still loose 
and I'm just like. 

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You're on the You're on the 
watch list now, but. 

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Standing right below. 
I've been fucked so many times 

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by like bad pictures and I I 
don't despite being like quite 

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cute, I don't photograph well at
all. 

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Like I, like you need a Valencia
philtre on it. 

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I need I need a philtre and I 
need like the photographer to go

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make this look well, you look 
like a wee alien guy here like 

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let's take this again. 
But they'll they don't give a 

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fuck. 
They just. 

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Put it out. 
You need like, you know those 

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girls, these Instagram girls 
that go to Ocean Beach and get a

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photo of Wayne Lineker. 
You need like one of those. 

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You need one of those, you know,
you know, these girls do like 

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their, their, their, their, 
their thighs come down and then 

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they it just like goes out where
they've got the app and they 

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stretch their ass out. 
But you meet them in real life 

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and they're absolutely catfish. 
The hell yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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You need, you need a basically 
the editor that does, you know, 

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gives you like the veneers like 
me, the white and that. 

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Yeah. 
And Wayne's like what age are? 

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He's like 20. 
He goes to Yeah. 

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I have got a lot of people that 
are friends with him, but yeah. 

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That's what it. 
Is mate, I'm just going to say 

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it as it is like if, when, if 
you post pictures up of young 

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birds like he does, you do kind 
of bring it on yourself a little

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bit. 
I'm sure he's a nice guy. 

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00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,480
Like, but I like Gary, but yeah,
I mean top guy. 

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But like, yeah, I'm not slagging
the guy off. 

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But like I'm just saying like if
you if you do post pitch, if 

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you're like 60 years old and you
post pictures with 18 year old 

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girls, you probably are going to
insinuate that you are and I'm 

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doing something a bit weird 
have. 

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You ever met Wayne Minniger? 
I think so. 

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I think so. 
All my, I mean, all my friends 

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actually have worked at Ocean 
Beach and I've got a lot of 

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friends in like reality TV that 
friends of him. 

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I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I 
just, I just all I'm saying is 

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like when you post pictures of 
young girls, you're going to get

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prejudged. 
But I don't know the guy, so I'm

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not going to say that. 
Have you met Gary? 

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No. 
Who do you prefer to meet, Gary 

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or William? 
I'd like to go to Ocean Beach 

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with Gary Lineker. 
The ultimate curveball, Yeah. 

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00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,840
Yeah, no, I don't know. 
I'm sure it's hard to know mate,

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because like it's very easy to 
prejudge in social media 

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00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,280
nowadays until you meet someone.
So I'm sure he's a nice guy and 

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one of my friends Tom Zanetti, 
who's like a Raptors rapping 

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like garage and all these other.
I wouldn't know what genre is 

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actually, but he's just doing 
some big tracks in the charts. 

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He was on like Love Island and 
stuff. 

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He's mates of him and Tom's a 
legend. 

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So I'm guessing he's a decent 
lad. 

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But just obviously just the 
photos sometimes that make me 

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laugh a little bit like. 
Yeah, Bell Sonic looked 

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outstanding. 
Like just like as because when 

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when I went over do shows in 
London, it's like opened up 100%

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whereas we fees things back in. 
So anytime I've seen people 

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locally here like me, it's I got
something. 

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It still just doesn't look 
proper yet. 

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00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,360
You know what I mean? 
Clubs still don't open here, are

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they? 
I don't I'm the wrong guy. 

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00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,400
Which is mental because I mean, 
like I just did 15,000 people 

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00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,520
here, yeah. 
And then you can't go and, you 

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00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,640
know, listen to the Spice Girls 
and we mate in a little club in 

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the corner. 
That's what you like to. 

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00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,960
Yeah, that's. 
All you want to do. 

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I'm not going to lie mate, I did
actually go out for the first. 

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I've never. 
Been, I think you would say you 

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00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,040
went over the Spice Girl. 
I was like, like, that will now 

447
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,960
be 40 minutes in the vodka. 
I, I went out for my first ever 

448
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,760
night here like because I've 
obviously live here. 

449
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,160
I never go out because it's get 
it's for the same as you get 

450
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,360
tortured like so it's a bit of a
nightmare. 

451
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,200
I'm looking for. 
I'm like. 

452
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,560
Oh man, it's. 
Furnishing intelligent tonight. 

453
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,760
Yeah, yeah. 
If you're writing it down, that 

454
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,640
champagne story you told me last
time, I won't forget that. 

455
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,120
So that was basically, yes. 
I went out with a few of the 

456
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,720
boys. 
You know, you're Gareth 

457
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:46,480
McCauley, you're out with G and 
few other mates and we went to 

458
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,440
Ollie's as you do and just sat 
in the corner. 

459
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,440
But because you can't see anyone
else, it was like we just sat 

460
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,240
there just chatting about normal
things that we would have talked

461
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,480
about anyway. 
It was, it was, yeah, yeah. 

462
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,880
It was a weird experience, just 
kind of sat in a club with like 

463
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,200
not being able to socialise with
anyone. 

464
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,360
You're putting 2 become one by 
the Spice Girls on yeah 

465
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,680
Bluetooth guys come on let's 
enjoy this Gareth McCauley like 

466
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,520
yeah, like legend. 
Have you had him on here? 

467
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,160
No, the only interaction I've 
had with him was I do very 

468
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:16,160
useful IFA for the football 
situation with a football team 

469
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,400
and. 
We would do like all different 

470
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,240
stuff and you get to do stuff 
for the players, which I love 

471
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,960
because I'm a huge football fan 
and I've always been a big 

472
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,920
Northern fan. 
So we're supposed to do one with

473
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,680
Gareth McCauley. 
This is like you probably 

474
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,520
wouldn't even remember this. 
It's about five years ago. 

475
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,320
They were training down in 
Dublin and the video was we were

476
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,520
going to recreate his goal 
against Ukraine that he scored 

477
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,480
at the EUR that that I was at 
main Tony run. 

478
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,680
That was just the header. 
Yeah, I've heard so much. 

479
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,680
The big torn header. 
So me and my mate went down to 

480
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:48,440
recreate that for the IFA and 
there we got like the food kits 

481
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,080
on to go to their training pitch
and we're walking over and then 

482
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,640
the guy came out from the fans 
like, yeah, like Garrissy don't 

483
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,120
really want it, don't want to do
it. 

484
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,440
The worst thing about the whole 
thing is we were in the food 

485
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,080
kits with shame guards on. 
So we're standing there like I 

486
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,360
stand there like no, we didn't. 
We didn't really want to do it. 

487
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,240
And the guys like why have you 
got that? 

488
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,520
We shrimp over your. 
I was like, no, no, no, we're 

489
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,400
we're cool by the way. 
We'll just jump shield in. 

490
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,920
We'll just chill. 
Yeah, I play football with 

491
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,520
scrum. 
Yeah, but but yeah, I guess he 

492
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,880
just he just didn't want to do 
it. 

493
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,360
We did something else and there 
and I understand why. 

494
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,160
Sometimes. 
He's actually probably one of 

495
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,320
the most humble guys I've ever 
met. 

496
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,960
Really humble, a quiet guy 
actually I went for some funny 

497
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,240
news where I went to he took me 
to Northern Ireland match the 

498
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,200
other the other night. 
First time Switzerland, first 

499
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,880
time at Windsor Park, loved 
Windsor Park really nice. 

500
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,560
They looked after us really 
well, really nice. 

501
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,440
Actually a lot of the media team
that were there actually were at

502
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,720
my belt on it show working. 
So everyone was really nice. 

503
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,760
And and also one thing I do want
to do, I really want to put a 

504
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,680
show on there. 
Yeah, on the pitch. 

505
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,120
I want to put a concert in 
there. 

506
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,920
So that's then that's maybe 
something in the future that I'd

507
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,640
be looking at doing. 
Yeah, because the first time I 

508
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,320
saw something down there that 
wasn't for cars Frampton fight. 

509
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,400
Yeah. 
And it looked great. 

510
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,680
It was raining, which again, 
I've said before, I call myself 

511
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,600
a fair weather boxing fan, like 
quite literally. 

512
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,160
So I like want to go to your 
fight. 

513
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,040
But then if I see it rained at 
the fight, I go oh, thank God. 

514
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,720
You know, I'm like, thank God I.
Didn't know this is the reef not

515
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,640
closing. 
Winds apart, No. 

516
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,240
No, they're like a guy will 
claim a thought, you know what I

517
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,280
mean? 
Like there'll be a guy working, 

518
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,600
there'll be like, I can close it
and then. 

519
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,040
Top Tarpauli. 
Yeah, with a load of blankets 

520
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,800
trying to pull it like. 12 guys,
it's a nice stadium, but. 

521
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,360
Unreal. 
I didn't realise it only holds 

522
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,200
like 18,000 or something, or 
17,000. 

523
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,720
I thought it would like. 
I thought it would be a much 

524
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,600
bigger ground outside. 
It looks huge, but it's a 

525
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,960
beautiful stadium. 
Yeah, yeah. 

526
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,720
Real nice ollies is I'm in the 
ollies in. 

527
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,560
Like we should be getting some 
kind of like endorsement to, you

528
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,880
know, some sort of day in 
Ollies. 

529
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,000
But I, I can't go, I mean, I 
don't really go like I'll go to 

530
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,280
the pub, but I don't really go 
like out out. 

531
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:53,000
And that because I do like a 
character like a social, like a 

532
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,120
comedy character who's like all 
about ollies and. 

533
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,360
Like, is this in your show? 
Yeah. 

534
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,560
No, not, not on the live show. 
It's like like that. 

535
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,120
I'll do sketches with this 
character. 

536
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,640
And then he talked about ollies 
that much that if I was ever 

537
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:10,280
there as myself, people were 
like, yeah, the best moment I 

538
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,600
had there was me, Tony and Army 
John was it Were there And then 

539
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,680
was it the last time I went 
there. 

540
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,960
And that's why we can never go 
back. 

541
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,080
And we were there and Christine 
Blakely and Frank Lampard came 

542
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,960
in with a couple of their 
friends and like all big 

543
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,120
football fans. 
Like was this was he ever 

544
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,400
officially or is it is it did 
have an affair with that 

545
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,640
Christine? 
I can't remember. 

546
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,120
Oh, they married now. 
I can't remember like. 

547
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,960
They're married now and I think 
they had a. 

548
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,400
What would she say meant she was
like, she like she looked like 

549
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,120
now she decent, Yeah. 
I, I, I, I just, I think, I just

550
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,440
want to get it out there that I 
think. 

551
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,440
She watch. 
Does she watch TV? 

552
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,320
Me I want. 
I think, I don't think she was. 

553
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,200
I think she might know of it, 
but I just want to clarify so 

554
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,720
that she might come on again. 
I think their courtship was 

555
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,080
above board. 
She'd be on here. 

556
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,520
No, she hasn't. 
OK, not yet. 

557
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,000
But I just mean like, I think I,
I, I think they in. 

558
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Case the case, you get an e-mail
saying she wants to come on the 

559
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,800
show. 
Yeah, you want to have it. 

560
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,120
I just want to point out that 
her and Frank, who are close 

561
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,920
personal friends, I've I've 
never spoken to them, got 

562
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:17,200
together in the right way but my
mate was so drunk that he to 

563
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,680
meet Tony and our metre. 
Should say block blocked here, 

564
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,880
right block. 
Let's see that blocks is I'm 

565
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,160
there in some newer blocks. 
Yeah, I've done this a few from 

566
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,040
a few viral videos I saw it 
around, which won't bring up, 

567
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,800
but yeah, the word blocks is 
yeah. 

568
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,880
So we're blocked, yeah. 
And Lampard and Christine 

569
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,000
Blakely are sitting there. 
You know, the like, the VIP area

570
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,520
there is like really dark. 
That's how we was it. 

571
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,800
Is it? 
Like a little room to the right,

572
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,200
a little like key. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

573
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280
That's where we were. 
So certainly, by the way. 

574
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:48,520
No, no, I'm like, I would never 
be comfortable somewhere like 

575
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,040
that. 
No, I I don't know. 

576
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,640
I think it's just being like 
you're in denial. 

577
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,560
Maybe I'm too. 
Old. 

578
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,400
I'm just an. 
Old guy, you know what I mean? 

579
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,000
You just, like sitting in. 
And I think I'm like, what's the

580
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,840
opposite of claustrophobic? 
Outgoing. 

581
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,800
Yeah, I think I'm scared of 
that. 

582
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,400
And so we're sitting there and 
it's all really dark and 

583
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,400
Christian Blakely and Frank 
Lampard, and no one's really 

584
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,320
bothering, You know, they're 
giving them their space. 

585
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:15,000
And my mate John goes to subtly 
take a full bad etiquette. 

586
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,800
But he's drunk. 
He's drunk. 

587
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,280
Right. 
And he? 

588
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,760
Just goes to take a photo just 
for like his mate or something 

589
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,680
of Christian Blakely and frankly
apart. 

590
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,400
Hey Flash. 
Oh no, it lights the. 

591
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,560
Place like a Christmas tree, 
like the entire VIP area turns 

592
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,720
into like a cave of light. 
It's like a light spectacular 

593
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,320
show that Cirque du Soleil would
do for about 3 seconds. 

594
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,520
And he's a real like flustered 
guy. 

595
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,480
So what I would have done is 
gone. 

596
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,920
Oh shit, sorry. 
I just meant to take a photo of 

597
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,960
me and my friend and I'd be like
Poli like just of me. 

598
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,840
And then I'd act like I was 
taking a selfie, but he just 

599
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,120
like, he was like, he just 
didn't know what to like, do 

600
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,280
everyone? 
'S like blind. 

601
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,600
And yeah, the people they were 
with like, let him know that 

602
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,960
that was a bad move. 
I think her sister, like, hit 

603
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,320
him a wee bit on the arm or 
something. 

604
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,680
But but yeah, that's why I don't
go ahead anymore, that I'm just 

605
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,240
a cripple on that social 
anxiety. 

606
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:16,440
But apart from that, no, I yeah,
my VIP areas and things like 

607
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,160
that are I think I think a thing
of the past for me. 

608
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,040
I I just, I just like drinking 
tea and watching like Vietnam 

609
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,360
War documentary, stuff like 
that. 

610
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,800
May I tell you what as you? 
I I think people think like 

611
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,200
especially in the world, I mean 
like when you're like your whole

612
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,360
world, like your whole daily 
routine is like waking up 

613
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,800
smashing like 12 hookers doing 
coke off and midgets bat midgets

614
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,880
ass. 
You know, next minute you're 

615
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,760
doing backflips, you know, into 
breaking your head open and and 

616
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,400
used to do that. 
Yeah, yeah, but no, but no 

617
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,920
seriousness. 
Like, yeah, as you get older, a 

618
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,440
little bit like you just just 
like, I don't know, like the 

619
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,440
little simple things, you know, 
I found, you know, believe this 

620
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,920
or not, right after my Belsonic 
gig, I'm a very open, honest 

621
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,680
person, so I don't really care. 
But after my show, I went back 

622
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,960
to, you know, that Malmaison 
suite that everyone always has 

623
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,960
with the snooker table and all 
that. 

624
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,520
It's in like, line of duty. 
It's like a hotel room that 

625
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,560
basically if you've ever had 
been to a party in the city, it 

626
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,360
would have been in that suite 
right in that hotel room. 

627
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,960
I'm just totally giving away. 
OK, but you don't go out. 

628
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,320
But I've just given away where 
we stay. 

629
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,200
So next time I'm doing Belsonic 
I want to know where my hotel 

630
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,160
room is now. 
But whatever. 

631
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,440
I went back and I went back 
after the gig. 

632
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,880
Amazing 15,000 saw out show 
incredible Roddy, Roddy R and 

633
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,320
then get into my room. 
I walk in and my friend Rolo 

634
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,000
who's behind the camera here is 
like just walking around pacing,

635
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:34,720
being weird and there's about 
6-6 slides just pacing around 

636
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,360
you and someone's on an album 
and there's like 6 girls like 

637
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,160
twerking to Sam Smith in the 
corner. 

638
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,720
I'm like my mates are like 
what's going on here? 

639
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,440
Like whatever the music of Sam 
Smith. 

640
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,480
Or just Sam Smith. 
Oh yes, Sam Smith was twerking 

641
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,080
as well. 
No, no, like these random people

642
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,760
and yeah, I literally was like, 
you know what mate? 

643
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,840
My gig was so good, but Draymond
was so good I can't be bothered 

644
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,840
with all this. 
And Scott got my mate and got in

645
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,280
the car, went home because 
obviously live in Northern 

646
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,160
Ireland as well. 
Not far from We'll put the post 

647
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,440
code in the description. 
Thank you. 

648
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,560
And I totally I just left it. 
I got involved with this, got 

649
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,040
got home. 
I was in bed at half one with a 

650
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,520
bowl of Coco Pops and didn't 
know where that was going when 

651
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,840
you first. 
Said the first syllable that was

652
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,800
actually one. 
Of my first sober gigs in my 

653
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,080
whole career. 
But but no. 

654
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,520
But then do you start? 
You start then to enjoy the next

655
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,800
day being like, I'm fresh. 
I feel so good, you know? 

656
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:21,560
Yeah. 
And. 

657
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,120
Because I'd hit it, I'd hit it 
hard for last, you know, a lot 

658
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,440
of my career. 
So sometimes just those little 

659
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,280
pleasures and there's like 
simple things. 

660
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,400
Sometimes when it, when it's 
built up to be like really big, 

661
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,400
I actually do the opposite. 
And like, I just like, go, Oh, I

662
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,280
was gonna chill tonight like the
first time. 

663
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,040
Out of the Ulster Hall, I was on
my car with me and what I'll do 

664
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,680
is I'll go home. 
What is it you drive home? 

665
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,760
I was always. 
Planning to drive home, but but 

666
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,880
I said to Joe, who we knew from 
Shang because they run the 

667
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,120
limelight, which is exactly 
where my car was parked. 

668
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360
So I was like, could I get like 
everyone was closed? 

669
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,880
I was like, could I get like 
Lewis cider, little bottles of 

670
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,920
cider to take home. 
I'm going to like have a few 

671
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,320
drinks in the house, which I 
would never do. 

672
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,800
And then I get home, turn much 
of the day on, have like half of

673
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800
a cider and I'm like, this is 
perfect. 

674
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,840
I don't need like anything else.
And even like the last couple 

675
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,560
wakes up in in London, do a 
couple of shows. 

676
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,600
And I love the idea as soon as 
I'm off stage of like a pint 

677
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,600
decider. 
And the last two times I've got 

678
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,240
the cider in my hand, been 
really looking forward to it had

679
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,960
like 2 sips and then like 
checking out. 

680
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,400
No, that's really checking. 
Out this majesty is because. 

681
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,560
This is actually. 
Something that I was when I was 

682
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,240
partying really heavily, like 
before, there was like a certain

683
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,000
trigger that I had. 
And because the kind of music I 

684
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,520
play and the crowds are mad, 
that adrenaline you get during 

685
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,440
during that is so high. 
Like, it's the, it's the biggest

686
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,200
high you can ever get. 
When you come straight off 

687
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,400
stage, it's like, well, where do
I go? 

688
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,800
What do I do now? 
Like, it dips. 

689
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,280
Yeah, it's horrible adrenaline 
dips. 

690
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,640
So I was like, I'm not 
exaggerating. 

691
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,840
My friends would back me up. 
I was drinking like a litre of 

692
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,600
Grey Goose vodka on stage. 
The whole bottle was straight 

693
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,080
nailing it during my set. 
And I was. 

694
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,000
And because of the adrenaline, I
was just like, still alive. 

695
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,000
I'd come up and I was like, 
whoa, then I'd have to, I have 

696
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,640
the party to like try and get 
myself back that high that I had

697
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,680
when I was coming off stage. 
So that's the that's my little 

698
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,320
trigger is it's like you're 
saying when you come off, you 

699
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,440
get like that. 
Do I have that drink or do I 

700
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,760
just kind of let the adrenaline 
come down and, and and deal with

701
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,080
it? 
So now I'm kind of like learning

702
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,200
my body a little bit of why I 
was doing things I was doing 

703
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,040
you, you'll probably take it in.
More as well, like, I don't know

704
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,400
if you're someone who like if 
you're on that cycle, it's 

705
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,440
probably hard to like quantify 
big shows you've done and like 

706
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,880
the reaction and it just all 
blends into one. 

707
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,480
Whereas when you don't, maybe 
you have more time, yeah. 

708
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,080
I thought that was actually the 
first sober gig I've done in a 

709
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,120
long time. 
Like from since I probably ran 

710
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,880
to the China Tour when I was 
reading Jet Lagged once. 

711
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:39,320
But because in in China this is 
what random I think I had 

712
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,440
tequila on my rider and for some
reason they brought me like a 

713
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,320
duck. 
They must have liked the 

714
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,800
translation must have been 
wrong, but they've literally 

715
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,560
bought me like a dried duck. 
Oh, I thought you meant life. 

716
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,480
I was like, no, I wasn't alive. 
It was a. 

717
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,800
Dried duck. 
So like, yeah, China is normally

718
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,880
fine and they say I actually 
love I'm touring China. 

719
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,880
Do you like Duck? 
I love duck, but. 

720
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,280
Not it was like it was like kind
of like like dried and uncured 

721
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,000
in the way and it just it 
smelled like something that had 

722
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,200
been in the bin because I like. 
A waggon. 

723
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,360
I love duck pancakes. 
This is it. 

724
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,880
So like. 
When you go to China, India, 

725
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,200
whatever, it's, it's not like 
you're an Indian or a Chinese 

726
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,720
food you get here. 
The this is like when you're in 

727
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,600
Northern Ireland or whatever, 
you don't get a free bottle of 

728
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,880
Coke with any. 
Order over £6. 

729
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,120
You don't. 
There's no me. 

730
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,720
See this when I was in when I 
was in India touring like years 

731
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,760
ago. 
And Goa, there's no such thing 

732
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,280
as mango chutney there. 
They don't mean mango doesn't 

733
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,280
exist there. 
I think the phrase. 

734
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,400
First world problems was 
invented for that. 

735
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,120
No, but mate like. 
Papa doms and mango chutney is 

736
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,440
like I don't if any of you the 
same but when I go for an Indian

737
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,600
I load up on 14 Papa doms form 
and I'm full by the time. 

738
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,880
The main that is to me is the 
best combo is mango chutney 

739
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,320
poppadoms. 
I swear to you right now I would

740
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,520
take that over any food when you
were running. 

741
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,040
About being like, I just need 
this mango chutney. 

742
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,800
It probably sounded like code 
when you were there because 

743
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,720
you're a day, you're like, guys,
he needs his mango chutney. 

744
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,920
It was not a. 
Gear arrives, you're like, get. 

745
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,800
That out of my face go away or I
want no. 

746
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,680
Mango. 
Yeah, but where's my. 

747
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,240
It's Charlotte, isn't it? 
Where's my showers? 

748
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,440
Get my showers. 
Yeah, they finally. 

749
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,000
Source. 
The one I've already got the 

750
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,960
one. 
Jar of mango. 

751
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,760
Chutney in India, it's not my 
brand, that's not my brand, but 

752
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,520
it just shows you like how. 
Well, takeaways in like the UK 

753
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,560
or wherever, they're just like 
commercialised buttered creamy 

754
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,760
dishes that actually they like 
my Indian, my friends in India 

755
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,120
are actually like, what is this?
This is like an insult to our 

756
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,200
food. 
But down here, mate, get me a 

757
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,320
munchie box. 
Let's go half and half, yeah. 

758
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,560
Yeah. 
Don't want chips? 

759
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,480
Still want? 
Rice in England, you don't get 

760
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,920
that. 
I've never experienced half and 

761
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560
half. 
Oh yeah, they do in America. 

762
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,840
Panda, I've been to Panda 
Express. 

763
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,000
No, but I've been. 
To PF Chang's similar, yeah. 

764
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,480
Good spot Rolo, you like PF 
Chang's? 

765
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,960
My friend Rodo's here by the. 
Way from How do you rolo know 

766
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,760
each other? 
My. 

767
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,760
First ever gig in New Zealand. 
This is a good story. 

768
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,360
Rodo's actually my main surround
fair bit, so if you follow me 

769
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,960
you'll know a bit like how crazy
this guy is. 

770
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,400
But he he, he's, he's fairly 
nude over here in case. 

771
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,560
He's watching, he's trying the. 
Manscape as we speak. 

772
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,880
Can you not hear the buzz? 
I'm sorry. 

773
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,640
The sub Blaze are in. 
He's up to the knee. 

774
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,000
That's. 
OK. 

775
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,320
First thing I had in New 
Zealand, even though he's from 

776
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,720
South Africa, he lived in New 
Zealand. 

777
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,600
How many years? 
15 years. 

778
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,040
And so this is back in the day 
where like you, I was barely 

779
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,680
scraping by and I had to stay at
his, actually stay at his house 

780
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,280
because they couldn't afford to 
put me in a hotel. 

781
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,520
He booked you for the put me for
his. 

782
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,680
Gig for his show. 
Literally about nine people 

783
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,400
turned up to see me. 
So I mean, I was doing pretty 

784
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,880
well. 
You know, I think maybe he has 

785
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,840
to remortgage his house. 
He lost so much money on me. 

786
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,320
Nine people more that would 
come. 

787
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,320
And see me and turn that off. 
Yeah, this is like. 

788
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,280
This is like right at the start,
this is like what, 10 years, 

789
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,720
1011 years ago, maybe more than 
that. 

790
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,840
But he's the only promoter in 
history that I've actually had 

791
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,760
to take home myself. 
They're, they're supposed to 

792
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,320
look after you, right? 
You know, when you get booked, 

793
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,600
they'll get you back to your 
hotel, whatever. 

794
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,240
But I had to get him home. 
I had to, I had to drag him out 

795
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,360
of his own night because he was 
very intoxicated on many 

796
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,200
substances and mango chutney. 
Mango mango chutney. 

797
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,480
Yeah. 
But May. 

798
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,880
Absolute. 
Yeah, absolute. 

799
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,360
And then he moved to America. 
So whenever I tour America, 

800
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,120
mainly in Dallas, I stay in 
Dallas and we've we've done some

801
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,280
mad things together, like things
that I wouldn't be able to talk 

802
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,840
about on here. 
But like he he there's all I can

803
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,040
say is he's like Chuck Norris. 
I know how he's not like dead, 

804
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,159
you know, like his heart, his 
heart should be his heart should

805
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,320
be gone. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

806
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,639
But yeah, absolute legend of a 
guy just yeah, he's over here 

807
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:29,800
for a few weeks. 
Visit incoming. 

808
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,679
So he came to Bell Sonic. 
He's going to my. 

809
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,080
I mean, I'm playing Glasgow 
tomorrow. 

810
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,080
Well, this will be going out on 
the Wednesday, so it'll be done.

811
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,159
Yeah. 
Because Colours best tomorrow in

812
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,239
Glasgow. 
What do you like it here? 

813
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,120
Yeah, it's an interesting 
portal. 

814
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,239
He's been getting quite a lot of
DMS. From the ladies. 

815
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,440
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, he's got a few. 

816
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,600
Followers of it as well. 
And now he's, you know, he 

817
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,520
thinks he's like Hugh Hefner. 
Make the move, but. 

818
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:52,560
What these women? 
What? 

819
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,600
These women are doing is they're
like oh you out you. 

820
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,040
I'm going to go watch Big Jerry 
Cineman tonight down Bell Sonic 

821
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,440
and I'm on tomorrow. 
Yeah, it's. 

822
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,000
Like they're. 
Like, oh, Rolo, like what you up

823
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,560
to? 
Like you're going out there and 

824
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,920
Rolo's like obviously trying to 
bite them out for a date. 

825
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,920
But what? 
He didn't tell me that these are

826
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,560
like mums of my fans. 
So clearly they're trying to 

827
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,080
maybe get to get to see me and 
meet me as well. 

828
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,200
Like, and he's like, yeah, don't
worry. 

829
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,840
I'm like no, no, no, do not 
bring him to my house. 

830
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,280
And they're not coming here. 
Yeah, no, no, lose the conduit. 

831
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,800
That all. 
Electricity passes through. 

832
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,760
He just connects people to you. 
So, yeah, so. 

833
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:29,240
Rolo really is basically like an
auxiliary and kind of chord take

834
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,160
it take taking like that what I 
call like the dregs. 

835
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,680
The dregs. 
Yeah, there's last minute guest 

836
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,400
his attempts like I've tried 
Ben's Instagram, he's not 

837
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,720
replying. 
Hey Rolo, if I show you a little

838
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,840
bit, can you sort me backstage? 
He's like Ben, can you get him 

839
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,920
in? 
I'm like, no, no, but yeah, God 

840
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,560
loves to try her. 
Absolutely. 

841
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,400
Yeah, yeah. 
So. 

842
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:56,520
Before in in the kind of lead up
to the show, you got like like 

843
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,200
real I'll to the point where I 
was like, mate, what does like 

844
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,240
tomorrow for the podcast? 
And you genuinely went, mate, 

845
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:06,240
I've got to go and get my heart 
checked here and but I might be 

846
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,800
able to do tomorrow. 
But I've been in A&E for like 8 

847
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,600
hours and there's seven heart. 
There's a big problem in my 

848
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,600
heart. 
So I don't know if I'll make it.

849
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,840
And I was like, hey, just, you 
know, it's not life or death. 

850
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,280
This podcast, you know, but you 
were that felt felt like just 

851
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,160
watching it through your stories
and chatting to you. 

852
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,960
But felt like that went from 
like naughty to 100 like really 

853
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,200
quick. 
Yeah, I got so like. 

854
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,880
I'm not I'm not afraid to talk 
about it on because I'm not here

855
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,960
calling out like I'm saying I'm 
pro vaccine, anti vaccine like 

856
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,720
this is what happened to me. 
And I would just say to other 

857
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,120
people like should be made aware
that things that happen. 

858
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,480
But so I had my second job, but 
first job I was fine. 

859
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,600
Second job I had and then that 
evening I just woke up in middle

860
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,440
of night, 4:00 in the morning, 
like shaking heavily, which is 

861
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,720
apparently like you can shake 
you get like flu symptoms shake 

862
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,600
a lot, but it's like really like
severely. 

863
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,320
And then just had like a seizure
on the floor, like hit the 

864
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,440
floor. 
And then I just woke back up 

865
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,800
again and like suddenly went to 
get up and I had another seizure

866
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,480
and I've got no pre-existing 
like issues like I'm actually 

867
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,160
believe it or not, despite the 
parting, like I'm quite a 

868
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,280
healthy person like you wouldn't
think so, would you? 

869
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,920
So I called the ambulance out 
and the one woman walked in. 

870
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,520
She's like to my house, like, 
what do you do for a living? 

871
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,480
Are you, are you a drug dealer? 
She said. 

872
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,040
I was like, Nah, Mr Musician, 
that DJ kind of thing. 

873
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,800
And then the other women 
recognised you said, oh, my 

874
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,440
daughter's been to a gig or 
something like that. 

875
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,840
Gonna say it must be. 
Stressful to call your own 

876
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,840
ambulance mate. 
It was because I've. 

877
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,160
Never I've I'm a bit of a I've 
got and I think my friends have 

878
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,320
got this. 
I've got definitely got health 

879
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,840
related anxiety. 
So I get a ticket. 

880
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,560
I get like a pain in my chest. 
I think I'm about to heart 

881
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,720
attack, like I'm that kind of 
person. 

882
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,160
Right, right, right. 
Not extremely, but like I'm a 

883
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,160
hypochondriac sometimes. 
So I call the ambulance. 

884
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,760
He's like, yeah, that'll be 18 
minutes. 

885
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,840
They came and got me, my, my 
blood pressure kept dipping like

886
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,280
whilst they were there. 
They're like, this is not 

887
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,200
normal. 
It's really weird. 

888
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,200
So they said, we don't advise 
you to go to hospital, so we, we

889
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,000
can't force you to. 
But we didn't advise that you 

890
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,520
did because your heart is doing 
some weird stuff and that's not 

891
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,000
something that you want to tell 
someone when they're like 

892
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,960
freaking out. 
So I went to the hospital. 

893
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,400
I got into the like I said, can 
I go private? 

894
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,640
So I was like, that sounds 
horrible, but like obviously 

895
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,560
it's the royal, everyone kind of
knows everyone now. 

896
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,280
I was like, can I go to private?
Like no, you've got to go into 

897
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,160
the royal. 
So get into royal receptionist, 

898
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,040
text me. 
I know who you are. 

899
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,280
Oi, girls. 
Ben's ear. 

900
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,680
Mate, rather than care about me,
I'm there like they're all 

901
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,480
taking selfies with me on the 
deathbed. 

902
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,240
They were like taking a sweat 
all their phones out like taking

903
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,120
selfies with me. 
I'm not. 

904
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,440
It might be his last. 
One I'm like, I'm yeah, I'm 

905
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,840
there. 
Like guys like, can you just 

906
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,720
like, rather than worry about 
picture like I'm actually like 

907
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,400
not very well. 
Like so they, they did all these

908
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,240
blood tests on me, blah, blah, 
blah. 

909
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,840
And I went home and they said, 
OK, everything seems to be fine.

910
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,400
But then two days later I 
started getting all these heart 

911
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,960
pains. 
I went to my local surgery and 

912
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,840
he did an ECG and he's like, you
could have what's called 

913
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,600
myocarditis, which is what loads
of. 

914
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,880
I don't think it's talked about 
much online, but like a lot of 

915
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,560
young people have been getting 
it. 

916
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,240
It's when you get inflammation 
of the heart. 

917
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:56,240
So like the vaccine can kind of 
like put a bit of strain so it 

918
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,160
gets inflamed and it's not 
actually that dangerous as long 

919
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,560
as you take like ibuprofen or 
whatever. 

920
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,200
But if you don't know about it 
and you. 

921
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,560
They actually think that's why 
the football player that 

922
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,960
collapsed a lot longer on the 
pitch. 

923
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,320
Yeah. 
Christian, he had his vaccine 

924
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,600
not long before that. 
Yeah. 

925
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,600
So they think that maybe that 
could have been, he could have 

926
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,720
had had mycarditis. 
Not known about it, but yeah, I 

927
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,080
went and got blood tests and 
they thought I had it and the 

928
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,040
wait was 14 hours in the royal. 
And again I was like, is there 

929
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,520
nothing I can do? 
Can I, is there any way I can go

930
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,160
in quicker? 
And they're like no, no, no. 

931
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,040
So I just, I just after 8 hours 
went now I'm going home and then

932
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,040
I've got a blood test the next 
day in the in the city which 

933
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,360
tells you whether you've got 
this troponin level, which means

934
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,680
if if you've got a heart 
problem. 

935
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,360
And it was clear, thankfully, 
but they when I had those 

936
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,200
symptoms, they thought maybe I 
did have it so but I didn't in 

937
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,680
the end. 
But what it doesn't explain the 

938
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,520
seizures and stuff, but yeah, 
like I've definitely. 

939
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,160
Heard of like? 
Most people like. 

940
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:53,960
Like I got my second vaccine and
for a day sort of felt like not 

941
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,440
AI would describe yourself as 
not 100% but totally fine. 

942
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,160
Like I could have gone to the 
gym or gigged or whatever. 

943
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,640
This is the thing as well as. 
As much as like the whole the 

944
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,680
way that things are right now 
with like, you know, the 

945
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,160
passports for clubs and stuff, 
it's not ideal and personally 

946
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,760
don't like me like what's going 
on, but I kind of when you, when

947
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,800
something like that happens, you
know, when it happened to me, 

948
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,040
obviously it looks really bad, 
like, oh, this is, you know, but

949
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,840
you gotta remember there's 
millions of people every day 

950
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,320
that are having it as well and 
they're fine. 

951
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,440
So I've got it. 
All my friends are sweet. 

952
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,440
But like, you know, I, I 
personally didn't really want to

953
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,800
ever have this have the jab, but
for work I had to. 

954
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,080
And I try and stay really 
impartial online because you 

955
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,760
know what it's like, it's like 
it's such a division between 

956
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,280
people. 
I stay out of that because I 

957
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,800
just wanted the lads to just 
like to have a laugh. 

958
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,560
So like, I don't want to be like
pro something or anti it. 

959
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,280
So I just thought I just tell my
experience of what happens. 

960
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,680
I think people you're. 
Right in the most people are 

961
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:51,960
either like on extreme sides and
I think I'm someone who like, 

962
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,200
you know, when they first talked
with the vaccine, I thought, 

963
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,680
well, I'll get like, I want to 
get that because because I want 

964
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:03,320
to get the normal and I kind of 
trust that there's no like evil 

965
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,600
thing to it. 
But that's totally my opinion. 

966
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,920
I'm like, I presume there can't 
be this many people involved in 

967
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,640
creating a vaccine, that kind of
thing. 

968
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,280
It's a little bit like, I'll be 
honest, I, I like. 

969
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,200
For a long time, I'm quite a 
sceptical person so that I do 

970
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,800
watch a lot of the documentaries
on the, you know, certain 

971
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,680
conspiracy things now and I and 
I do actually, don't get me 

972
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,960
wrong, there's some mad shit 
that you know, is on. 

973
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,440
There's some mad shit that 
happened that's happened in the 

974
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,000
world that is not spoken about 
publicly because obviously, you 

975
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,120
know, the news is like it, it's 
pretty bad. 

976
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,240
But the way I thought the 
vaccine is that the only reason 

977
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:40,400
I actually got it is one of my 
friends in America, his his 

978
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,520
family work with Pfizer. 
And I asked him, I just I 

979
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,240
actually asked him. 
I said honestly, like tell me 

980
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,280
like really the the technology 
about it and which would be a 

981
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,080
safer one? 
Because the AstraZeneca one, 

982
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,760
obviously the people were having
like few blood clots. 

983
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,360
I think it was quite, quite a 
few problems. 

984
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,120
So he was like Ben, it's like he
he told me all about mRNA was 

985
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,720
blah, blah, blah. 
So, you know, he didn't say it's

986
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,160
100% amazing. 
I believe in it. 

987
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,960
But he kind of felt a bit more 
confident, like someone 

988
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,240
explained what's going to happen
to me. 

989
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,720
Yeah, yeah. 
But no, like I just, I think I 

990
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,000
was, I was like. 
Happy that again, I don't think 

991
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,560
anybody would want that. 
You don't want to have a vaccine

992
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,480
but like if it's. 
There. 

993
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:21,880
And I didn't know people that 
suffered real bad with COVID. 

994
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,040
So I like, I don't like taking 
it. 

995
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,280
I don't like taking painkillers,
anything. 

996
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,800
Just take them for fun. 
Great night out Streamline. 

997
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,280
In the main. 
I, I don't like taking anything,

998
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,560
but if I have to, not if I have 
to, if I'm advised to and it's 

999
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,960
going to help, it's going to 
protect people around me. 

1000
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,280
My personal opinion is I'm like,
I'll get it. 

1001
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,760
Like no problem. 
I see. 

1002
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:46,960
I don't have been told what to 
do. 

1003
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,760
In general in like, I felt like 
I was being a little bit like 

1004
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,040
you're not letting me go into a 
club unless I have this. 

1005
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,800
I just didn't like that kind of 
I'm being told what to do. 

1006
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,160
But like I said, like you're 
saying as well is like, I think 

1007
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,320
it's, it wouldn't benefit 
anyone, including me being 

1008
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,680
online shouting about something 
that I necessarily couldn't 

1009
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,200
change. 
Like we all know as well as 

1010
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,120
anyone is these people at the 
top that run most of stuff don't

1011
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,680
really help, mate. 
Ben Nikki said don't do it. 

1012
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,400
So that's not that's not my best
policy. 

1013
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400
If they're going to do 
something, they're going to do 

1014
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,760
it. 
So I kind of state my personal 

1015
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,200
opinions up with my friends are 
very much a side. 

1016
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,720
It's like my my DJ life. 
So like I said, I don't really 

1017
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:28,160
like take sides on it, but I 
just want people to know like if

1018
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,480
they do get any, anything bad 
happens to them, that 

1019
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,520
myocarditis is quite common. 
And that's the only thing I'd 

1020
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,800
say is, is just because just 
make sure you just be careful 

1021
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,160
and you get any pains or 
whatever in your chest, just get

1022
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,680
it checked out. 
And that's not me being pro 

1023
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,680
anti. 
That's just something that's 

1024
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,560
happened to me. 
Yeah. 

1025
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,400
And I get. 
Yeah, it's weird to be pro like 

1026
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,280
you should just be open to like 
hearing different things about 

1027
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,800
it. 
And as much as I like saw the 

1028
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,560
vaccine because of COVID as a 
good thing, I still think you 

1029
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,240
are going to unfortunately get 
like you say if yours was 

1030
00:43:56,240 --> 00:44:00,000
related to that and you are 
going to get some things like 

1031
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,560
that. 
But then that is the gamble of 

1032
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,480
something like that as safe as 
they try and make. 

1033
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,760
I was really trying to be 
careful online. 

1034
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,160
Posting about it because I had 
people were screenshotting my 

1035
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,840
story and I had like, I had like
people that were certainly 

1036
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,160
obviously a lot of anti vax 
people going like, This is why 

1037
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,960
someone was like, what a what a 
fucking sheep. 

1038
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,360
This, this DJ has gone and got a
jab and now look what's happened

1039
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,480
to him. 
And I was like, hang on a 

1040
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,840
minute, I'm talking out and 
telling you guys about what's 

1041
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,000
actually happened. 
Like I'm actually risking, you 

1042
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,240
know, so risking, but I'm kind 
of like, you know, talking out 

1043
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,080
about it, like give me some 
respect, man. 

1044
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,440
And then luckily quite a few 
people in that movement actually

1045
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,040
know me quite well because they 
a lot of them following my 

1046
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,600
music. 
So he deleted it straight away. 

1047
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,240
This guy. 
But yeah, like I was trying to 

1048
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,200
getting like sucked into all 
these like different people that

1049
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,960
were going like, this is what 
happens to you if you have it, 

1050
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,800
or this is what happens if you 
don't have it. 

1051
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,160
And I was like, I'm mate, I'm 
just a guy that had a scare and 

1052
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,560
tell him a story. 
I'm a DJI pay a few dunk tunes 

1053
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,720
in a bloom in park. 
Let me do my things. 

1054
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,320
I mean, you know, I, I, I. 
As like as an artist, I've 

1055
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,960
actually never said that 
sentence before, but as an 

1056
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:04,080
artist, I, I don't like the idea
that you have to. 

1057
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,480
I'm not comfortable with that 
whole thing of like, you can't 

1058
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,120
come and see me unless you've 
had the vaccine because I do 

1059
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,640
understand. 
I do understand. 

1060
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,880
While I am not that personally, 
I understand people who are 

1061
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,560
like, I'm not, I'm going to not 
get it. 

1062
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,880
I go with that. 
Obviously this you do realise. 

1063
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,200
That if you if it was, they're 
now saying that you can't even a

1064
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,560
negative test is not suffice, 
right? 

1065
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,880
That's what they're trying to 
bring in, because that's a level

1066
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:30,880
I'm. 
Happy with I'm happy if you 

1067
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,800
don't want to get the vaccine 
but you're willing to do this 

1068
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,120
test if you're negative if you 
like so. 

1069
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,600
It's what happened in Scotland. 
They've now brought law from 

1070
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,120
October the 1st. 
You've got to have, you've got 

1071
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,880
to be double vaccinated. 
That's the only way to get in. 

1072
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,760
The thing is when you're 
vaccinated, you still carry the 

1073
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,960
virus like it, you know, you can
still carry it. 

1074
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,720
So if someone went and they had 
no, they didn't have a COVID and

1075
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,760
they called it up another double
vaccinated person and took it 

1076
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,520
home to their person, to their 
family member who's not 

1077
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,960
vaccinated, that's really bad. 
If you can prove your negative, 

1078
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,520
even if you haven't got a job, 
if you can prove you've got a 

1079
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,800
negative test, surely that is 
way more safer because you're 

1080
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,920
not carrying it at all then 
risking actually going and get 

1081
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,680
catching it just because you've 
got, you know, a double vaccine.

1082
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,800
So the negative testing, in my 
opinion, is a crucial part of of

1083
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,400
the testing for events, 
especially look at the belt on 

1084
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,280
it when it was great. 
You know, there's people that 

1085
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,520
didn't want to have a have a job
and they weren't forced to, They

1086
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,600
could have a negative test. 
And you at that moment in time 

1087
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,200
do not carry anything. 
Yeah. 

1088
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,560
Yeah. 
So in my opinion, that should 

1089
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,920
that, that option. 
I, I think it's just a way to 

1090
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,760
get a few more people 
vaccinated. 

1091
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,080
And government obviously wants 
everyone to have it. 

1092
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,360
But yeah, I am. 
I really think that the negative

1093
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,360
test should should stay the 
option to have proven negative 

1094
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,040
tested because that that will 
really ruin not just nightlife 

1095
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,080
hospitality, but because if you 
know, surely you can't not be 

1096
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,240
allowed to go out because that's
the only option. 

1097
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,000
I mean, it suits me. 
I might I? 

1098
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,160
Might lie and say half and have 
the vaccine because I actually 

1099
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,240
established don't let go. 
But you know, that's my excuse. 

1100
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,920
Half of your audience that comes
to your show, you know, either 

1101
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,240
you know, don't want it or that 
maybe they maybe they 

1102
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,840
immediately can't have it 
because of a certain reason 

1103
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,960
arms. 
Whatever. 

1104
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,920
Although what's the protocol if?
You could can you can be 

1105
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,960
medically. 
Exempt, yeah, there is no, but 

1106
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,120
I'm saying could you get it in? 
Other parts you could you get in

1107
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,720
your legs. 
These use your arm have to be an

1108
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,480
arm because that I mean to play 
a lot of big music heads with no

1109
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:20,240
arms just fucking livid in the 
house like pro vaccine, pro 

1110
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,000
vaccine with no arms being like 
fuck sake. 

1111
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,360
I'm wanted like that. 
Before a lot of these people are

1112
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,360
in London. 
Shows whatever let's say they 

1113
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,680
they haven't even been able to 
they haven't been able to get 

1114
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,640
their job or whatever you know 
like they can't your your 

1115
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,040
audience would say half because 
you've isolated your part of 

1116
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,440
your market then you earn less 
money because you've got less of

1117
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,160
a crowd there. 
So the venue earns less, the bar

1118
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,200
takes less. 
So the whole lot that this is 

1119
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,720
going to affect the hospitality 
industry again, I've not done it

1120
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:50,960
even more so. 
So yeah, I hope, I hope they 

1121
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,400
reconsider. 
They haven't brought it into law

1122
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,880
in England, but they're talking 
about it from October as well. 

1123
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,160
And I pray because it's going to
massively affect and it would 

1124
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,880
massively affect things here as 
well because especially with the

1125
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,400
16 plus crowds of the Balsonics 
new customer squares, as most of

1126
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,320
those ages wouldn't be 
recommended to probably get it. 

1127
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,880
So if they can't get in because 
they haven't got it and then 

1128
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,760
what? 
Then what happens to that 

1129
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,800
market? 
So yeah, I hope that doesn't 

1130
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,600
come in. 
Would you remember? 

1131
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,120
Like in olden times, I don't 
know exactly when like people 

1132
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:21,560
would live underground and like 
underground times and cities and

1133
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,600
like especially in like 
Edinburgh. 

1134
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,840
If you ever do like an Edinburgh
tour, would you? 

1135
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,120
Ever like. 
Would you if that became a thing

1136
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,960
again and they said he basically
just said legal raid? 

1137
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,720
But trying to make it in a 
really like was like a metaphor.

1138
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,560
I'm saying, would you live? 
Underground. 

1139
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,680
All right, and. 
This came back. 

1140
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,200
In and became a thing if you 
didn't like what was happening 

1141
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,680
above ground and then you were 
told like listen, this might be 

1142
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,920
more of the vibe. 
Would you consider underground. 

1143
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,320
Bear in mind the trade off is 
more things you want to do 

1144
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,240
things you maybe disagree with. 
They're not. 

1145
00:48:55,240 --> 00:49:00,000
Happened on it, but no sunlight.
See, I actually because I'm a 

1146
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,120
big fan of Lord of the Rings, so
that actually I'm getting a 

1147
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,240
little bit horny listening to 
the Hub. 

1148
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,920
Yeah, Yeah. 
I seriously I you drive around a

1149
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,680
town. 
Underground car parks like I do.

1150
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,600
Make the NCP gets me go in row. 
Seriously. 

1151
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,320
I actually like the sound of 
that is amazing. 

1152
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:22,520
I love like I like like like 
fantasy kind of like movies and 

1153
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,440
the things like that with the 
magic, like magical, like not 

1154
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,120
your Harry Potters, but like, 
yeah, you know, like Lord of the

1155
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,560
Rings, things like that. 
So yeah, I actually I generally 

1156
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,720
actually think that would be 
amazing. 

1157
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,760
Like to do that. 
I mean, I wouldn't plan the rest

1158
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,400
of my life doing it, but maybe 
maybe a year underground. 

1159
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:39,080
It was an unbelievable. 
It might be a Vice documentary 

1160
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,760
or just an article, but a thing 
is documentary about in Vegas 

1161
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,280
because you're in Vegas. 
Obviously mom like mom made. 

1162
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,360
They have like a massive sewer 
system. 

1163
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,920
I've seen that and there's 
people. 

1164
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,120
From the drug addicts in that 
loads, yeah, yeah, I've seen 

1165
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,560
that. 
I mean, it's going to attract. 

1166
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,760
Somebody, you know, an 
underground city like, come on, 

1167
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,000
of course there's going to be 
some loopers there. 

1168
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,120
But like. 
This double word. 

1169
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,920
Here, Balloon. 
Balloon. 

1170
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,520
He's a balloon. 
Oh, you're fucking? 

1171
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,440
Balloon may absolutely. 
What a word. 

1172
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,080
I've been using that all week. 
Anyone that describes? 

1173
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,560
Someone as a balloon is 
themselves. 

1174
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,920
If you look closely, they're a 
balloon themselves. 

1175
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,160
OK, I'll take. 
I'll use it. 

1176
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,120
Your fucking balloon. 
I'm like you're a balloon. 

1177
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,400
Or a fruit. 
Or a fruit. 

1178
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,600
Yeah, I. 
Mean that's that's I mean here's

1179
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,480
the thing that has changed over 
time because there's that video 

1180
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,920
is that I can. 50P dickhead a 
dynamic 50P dickhead a class 

1181
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,880
video yeah yeah, I've watched 
that and it was saying it's like

1182
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,720
you fruit or whatever and I 
thought it was a great word as 

1183
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,000
well. 
I mean, there's so. 

1184
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,440
Like I remember, like there's 
some fantastic words that I 

1185
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,520
don't realise aren't used and I,
I genuinely realise aren't used 

1186
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,480
anywhere else. 
Like I said, dead on quite a 

1187
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,960
lot. 
Yeah, everyone is that. 

1188
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,480
Yeah, I've actually started. 
No. 

1189
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,120
No, but I've. 
Started to like adopt that a 

1190
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,680
little bit because how 
threatening is that? 

1191
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,720
From a Northern Irish person, if
you've never heard before 

1192
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,720
outside the Northern Ireland I'm
in costage like A225I dead on if

1193
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,760
you. 
Think if I think of it that way,

1194
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,840
yeah, it's quite intimidating. 
Like I want to. 

1195
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,120
Lethal everyone that's. 
Lethal, lethal, lethal that. 

1196
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,080
Everyone used the word lethal. 
Which again used out of. 

1197
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,360
Context. 
Yeah, yes. 

1198
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,640
Have a pint. 
How's your pint? 

1199
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,800
Lethal, Everyone. 
Everyone. 

1200
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,960
Everyone just says holy fuck 
yeah, holy fuck yeah to the 

1201
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,600
things that. 
Aren't even mad. 

1202
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,360
Yeah, yeah. 
Where do you have the T-shirt? 

1203
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,800
Boohoo. 
Holy fuck. 

1204
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,440
It's not really. 
It's grand enough it quid made 

1205
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,120
of being on sewing. 
Machine and why like the? 

1206
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,960
Show looked unreal, seemed to 
have gone so well. 

1207
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,560
I want to introduce a new 
feature on the podcast called 

1208
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,320
mugged off because the T 
podcast. 

1209
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,160
OK, so let me. 
Ask you. 

1210
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:41,280
You know, like doing the show 
and that sort of thing and being

1211
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,920
back out in like the last couple
of weeks. 

1212
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,720
Has anything still do? 
We're like, I've just been 

1213
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,480
mugged here, even in a small way
because I was mugged just before

1214
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,720
we did this podcast. 
You. 

1215
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,920
Go first. 
So on my. 

1216
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,120
I'm a wanderer. 
I just wander around places and 

1217
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,200
end up like do it like for 
example, yeah, at 2 on a Monday 

1218
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,200
afternoon, they're like, we 
don't open till Thursday, but 

1219
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,760
then. 
But I arrived pretty early down 

1220
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,920
to the studio and and then I was
like, damn, Michael's. 

1221
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,760
I just want like anything at the
shops. 

1222
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,000
And then I went to the shops and
that. 

1223
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,440
But I just got like haircut, 
like an unplanned haircut. 

1224
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,040
Not in this at the barbers 
because there's a guy raffle 

1225
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,800
right on there who shorts me 
out. 

1226
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,760
So I walked past the barbers was
like, I might actually just get 

1227
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,520
a bit of a trim. 
Come see Joey Cinnamon tomorrow 

1228
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,040
night, you know, get a haircut. 
And then I got a haircut and 

1229
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:37,640
there was a guy waiting probably
in his early 20s, like kid, I 

1230
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,600
got my haircut and then I had to
go back because they only take 

1231
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,600
cash. 
So I go back and Rafael is 

1232
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,400
cutting this kids hair and then 
the Barber drops a minute 

1233
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,640
because he goes, he's back. 
What did you want to say to him?

1234
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,360
And you can clear the guy. 
You can see clearly the guy 

1235
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,840
didn't want to say it to me, but
he's just acting the big man. 

1236
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,120
He's like, I was going to say 
this to him. 

1237
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,040
No, he's been put on the spot. 
And I'm standing there and the 

1238
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,080
guy goes, Rafael goes, what did 
you want to say? 

1239
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,600
And the guy goes, yes, he says, 
I I thought he was going to say 

1240
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,800
like, love the videos. 
He said you're your character 

1241
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,640
Mike McGoldrick, which is the 
Ollie's going type characters 

1242
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,320
telling you what he goes. 
Now, bear in mind this is not an

1243
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,160
interview. 
I mean, it's just a I'm just in 

1244
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:22,000
a Barber shop for 30 seconds. 
He spins around in a chair like 

1245
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,040
real dramatic like Doctor Yvonne
goes. 

1246
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,120
Would you say you're Mike 
McGoldrick character is burnt 

1247
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,320
out? 
What a boy. 

1248
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,320
That razor closer down to his 
throat, that's like the fucking 

1249
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,600
manscape out there. 
Like no facial? 

1250
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,880
Expression he's like yeah, yeah,
I used to love it. 

1251
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,280
He goes. 
You still doing it anymore or is

1252
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,720
that just you finished because I
bet you felt so insecure. 

1253
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,080
Suddenly you're like, wait, I've
explained myself to you now 

1254
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,000
because, because. 
And then he was like, he goes, 

1255
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,960
no, I really like, I'm just, I 
suppose you've just you've, I 

1256
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,720
mean, you can't. 
It's probably just run its 

1257
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,560
course has it? 
And I don't feel that, but I was

1258
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,360
like, yeah, it's probably just 
some fucking done. 

1259
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,040
I'm quitting. 
And then and then I and then the

1260
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,560
guy goes, he looked back just 
into the mirror to like continue

1261
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,200
the haircut as I'm still 
standing there. 

1262
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,240
And he said, yeah, I'm a spare 
time. 

1263
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,880
I'm a critic. 
And I, you know, just like being

1264
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,600
funny. 
I went, so is everyone. 

1265
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,840
And he went, no, I'm literally a
critic. 

1266
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,520
Didn't. 
Say who? 

1267
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,920
You got it done. 
From or anything like that, but 

1268
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,400
it was you know he wasn't even 
trying to be it was like you 

1269
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,360
wouldn't trying to be a deck or 
anything like that. 

1270
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,480
But it's just funny that people 
have no qualms of being like so 

1271
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,840
that's not funny anymore, is it?
And you're like no, because you 

1272
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,120
can't go yeah, it is push him 
off the Barber chair. 

1273
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,560
Yes, I've actually because I 
actually. 

1274
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,480
Watched it. 
I've actually one thing that we 

1275
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,680
stuck to me is watching like 
some of the Ricky Gervais stuff 

1276
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,280
back in the days I make up big 
Office fan, Office, Partridge, 

1277
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,600
all that. 
Yeah, you know, off by heart, 

1278
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,360
but he was saying sometimes 
people will literally like, it's

1279
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,880
like having an advert for guitar
lessons, you know, in the in the

1280
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,720
town centre and someone will 
like which you walk past and 

1281
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,440
ring up this poster and go, I 
don't fucking want guitar 

1282
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,960
lessons. 
You know, like if you don't like

1283
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,240
something, move the fuck on. 
If you're going, if you go and 

1284
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,480
pass McDonald's running and go, 
I fucking hate hamburgers. 

1285
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,720
You know, if you don't like 
something, crack on. 

1286
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,040
I mean his what? 
Word says his problem was he 

1287
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,320
used to like it. 
He just doesn't want it done 

1288
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,240
again. 
I get a lot of music. 

1289
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,040
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1290
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,960
I get a lot of music. 
So, so, so, so you sold yourself

1291
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,520
for money, did you? 
I was like, man, I play the same

1292
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,200
stuff I played my whole life. 
And I'll do what I don't owe you

1293
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,200
a favour. 
Like I I want to go through my 

1294
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,760
life and do what I want to do. 
I'm not, I don't make a decision

1295
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,160
and go like, oh, Ronald from, 
you know, Leeds has said to me, 

1296
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,920
oh, you know, like your music's 
not what I like anymore. 

1297
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,040
I'm not going to change it for 
you, mate. 

1298
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,240
I'll do what I want to do, mate.
Like leave me the hell alone. 

1299
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,160
So, yeah, I do get quite a lot, 
to be honest with you. 

1300
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,040
But this is funny. 
Oh, who for? 

1301
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,920
Myself. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1302
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,720
Imagine you count. 
You cut. 

1303
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,720
First of all, I didn't even know
critics were still a thing. 

1304
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,520
Well, everyone's, everyone on. 
Twitter thinks that they for 

1305
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,520
somehow their voice is more 
important than a fact. 

1306
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,160
One thing I do. 
Find relatively funny is when 

1307
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,240
you put up a video or something 
and someone just writes under 

1308
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,080
it. 
Shake shite. 

1309
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,200
Yeah, get it all the time. 
Not get it all the time. 

1310
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,360
Yeah, I had it all the time. 
Shade. 

1311
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,120
Yeah. 
And all the all these, all these

1312
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,840
kids, all they're trying to do 
is get, they're trying to get a 

1313
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,400
few likes on it to look cool. 
And then when you reply and go, 

1314
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,360
your mum was shite last night, 
they always delete a comment. 

1315
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, always, Yeah, 
always. 

1316
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,240
But no, I know it's it now. 
We're in an era now where 

1317
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,760
everyone just tries to, even if 
they don't believe it. 

1318
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,040
I've had people give me death 
threats before just to get a 

1319
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,480
reply. 
Like literally like mate, that's

1320
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,280
the way it's getting to 
nowadays. 

1321
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,960
Like literally I hope you die. 
Someone said to me the other 

1322
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,000
day, so I literally mate, how 
mad is that to go out of your 

1323
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,760
way to say that someone. 
So I literally screenshotted it 

1324
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,000
and just and showed my fans and 
was like, look, this is the kind

1325
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,760
of thing I get received. 
And then then, then someone had 

1326
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,800
a go at me for showing the 
person that's that was telling 

1327
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,000
me to die. 
So I'm now having to stick. 

1328
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:44,400
I'm now trying to stick up for 
my right not to die and trying 

1329
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,880
to be a good person saying this 
is this should not be said. 

1330
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,400
This is the world we live in, 
mate. 

1331
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,400
So yeah, if you ever want to 
send me a message saying I hope 

1332
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,080
you die, Ben, you've got to take
accountability for that. 

1333
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,360
You what I might do. 
I might. 

1334
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,600
Sit behind a little egg logo 
all. 

1335
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,120
Day I might change my profile. 
Picture to have like my SSE 

1336
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,440
shows in the in the photo like 
in text and then I'm going to 

1337
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,040
send you a death threat and 
you'll send that to your 

1338
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,440
followers but like look fucking 
look at this guy saying yeah 

1339
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,360
their threat but they still 
might see make it but. 

1340
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,760
It's mental, I think in this day
and age, like if you're going to

1341
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,840
sit on like a keyboard and you 
know, say something that bad, no

1342
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,800
matter who you are, what age or 
whatever, you've got to take 

1343
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,240
accountability for it. 
Like you can't just you know, if

1344
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,680
you're in the street and you mug
someone, you know, you can't, 

1345
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,160
you can't, you can't get away 
with it under like a fake 

1346
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,480
account, like you take 
accountability for for stealing 

1347
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,040
something. 
But online, if people want to 

1348
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,200
like, you know, be Dicks or 
whatever, like there and at the 

1349
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,400
same time it's it's funny in 
them. 

1350
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,440
We all get it now and then. 
It's whatever. 

1351
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:38,600
But I I think it's the. 
It's when people almost like act

1352
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,160
like they're surprised that 
happening. 

1353
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,480
Of course there's going to be 
like negative comments on 

1354
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,840
something you can't. 
It's like especially you see 

1355
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,680
people that are like new to 
putting stuff out online, they 

1356
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,080
get shocked that there's 
negative comments at all. 

1357
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:55,880
And it's like, well, if you want
a good comment like it's tough 

1358
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,040
to get. 
Even Mother Teresa would never 

1359
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,960
have got 100% likes on YouTube. 
You never dislike me. 

1360
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,480
Yeah. 
The thing is now is, it's now. 

1361
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,040
That's shy. 
Yeah. 

1362
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:07,880
Shy. 
Yeah. 

1363
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:12,320
I hope you die. 
Mother Teresa saves 3000 

1364
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,680
children from from poverty. 
Get some university degrees. 

1365
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,000
Yeah. 
Shy bro. 

1366
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,760
Yeah, but that's but that's what
I mean. 

1367
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,640
But I think people nowadays is 
that they're not doing it 

1368
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,080
because they mean it. 
They're just trying to look like

1369
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,400
a like a rebel. 
So everyone like, yeah, they 

1370
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,240
look like the the joker of the 
pack. 

1371
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,640
But if you're not, if you 
haven't got a strong mind, 

1372
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,680
people like, I know people that 
like some of my mates like like 

1373
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,240
on social media, they can't deal
with it. 

1374
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,360
Like, Oh my God, like I'm 
terrible. 

1375
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,160
My mate, it's a guy watching 
stuff. 

1376
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,560
He obviously loves you. 
I like just mate. 

1377
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,120
It's just part of what it's part
of social media. 

1378
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,760
The worst thing you can do is 
just. 

1379
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,960
If someone always writes the 
same thing or whatever when you 

1380
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,160
just don't give them anything, 
that kills them inside. 

1381
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,560
If we could have 10. 
Comments all now with you 

1382
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,200
watching this video on YouTube 
saying shite be fucking 

1383
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,600
brilliant I want to get like 
yeah that'll be brilliant let's 

1384
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,560
all just write shite under this 
video yeah like and then write. 

1385
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,720
Shite, Yeah and write in 
brackets and subscribe to my 

1386
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,760
channel. 
Really enjoyed it. 

1387
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,520
Really really enjoyed it. 
Shade. 

1388
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,320
Bra, full stop. 
Was it shite? 

1389
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,520
Was it shite? 
Bar bra bra like. 

1390
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:08,920
Isn't. 
Brother or would. 

1391
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,200
That be like a thing here. 
Bra. 

1392
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,160
People just say bra. 
In general, I've never heard 

1393
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,680
that, yeah. 
You probably. 

1394
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,640
Have. 
But it's so like it's so like 

1395
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,880
quick and subtle. 
You don't hear it. 

1396
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,920
Like someone will say the mini 
English translation would be 

1397
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,640
what is happening brother? 
And someone usually what's 

1398
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,440
happening on bra. 
I'd say we'd say Bro I. 

1399
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,480
Could call mates bro. 
Yeah, but Bra. 

1400
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,320
Like you've got almost like 
you've got to fall asleep 

1401
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,200
halfway through it now. 
Like you're like, you wear a 

1402
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,120
bra. 
No, you. 

1403
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,920
Go bro you. 
Start with bro and then you fall

1404
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,960
asleep and then you get your 
bro. 

1405
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:44,240
Or right you go bra like you got
a dip and go back bra bra. 

1406
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,840
Like. 
That's the key bit is the is the

1407
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,520
bottom of it like that's the 
nicest bit to be in and then it 

1408
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,120
trails off what's happening bra?
You know you've got it now. 

1409
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:53,960
It's. 
Zero. 

1410
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,520
OK, easy all the time and when 
you start. 

1411
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,720
Calling people bra in England 
and then I wanted to start 

1412
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,040
catching around there. 
I'm actually you're credited. 

1413
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,560
For it and lethal. 
Lethal. 

1414
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,480
Yeah, let's set. 
On trying to think is there 

1415
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,560
another like more? 
Niche one I can give you I I 

1416
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,200
think I've. 
Got a few of my mate like my 

1417
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,080
mates always that when they're 
going like they spin the wheels 

1418
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,680
tonight let's spin the wheels. 
Not heard that before. 

1419
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,640
No. 
No. 

1420
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,480
In in England, no. 
Here, Here, yeah. 

1421
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:21,120
They spin the wheels by BAI by 
and does that mean let's? 

1422
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,920
Go out. 
Yeah, that's just like going to.

1423
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,240
Mammoths spin the wheels. 
Also it's not like ghetto. 

1424
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:31,440
Just here bro. 
Spin the wheels like couple uses

1425
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,960
it all the time. 
My mates are Barber. 

1426
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,840
Yeah, used all the time. 
Let's see, I spin the wheels by.

1427
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,960
Spin the wheels and buy. 
Like B. 

1428
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,520
AI like the boy like, which I 
think is like a more the farmer 

1429
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,840
thing here. 
Yeah, like when you live in a 

1430
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,960
town. 
Or whatever you can't. 

1431
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,560
Oh, I'll be. 
Down my way in the old rabbit 

1432
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,080
fields. 
They love the old buy. 

1433
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,720
Let's spin the wheels. 
Yeah, don't know that one. 

1434
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,960
We're shocking diesels, 
obviously a big one. 

1435
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,160
What we're shocking diesel. 
We're sucking diesel. 

1436
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,520
Sounds like some of. 
Pornhub, yeah. 

1437
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,720
That old wrestler, remember him?
Oh, I yeah. 

1438
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,840
Shocking date. 
Well, shocking Diesel means 

1439
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,800
like, let's do it Lit. 
She's lit. 

1440
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,440
Yeah, yeah, Get lit. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1441
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,600
I love that one because 
Americans use that. 

1442
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:12,680
It's a shame you didn't. 
We didn't prepare. 

1443
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,600
Like maybe a list of sayings to 
see if I could have worked about

1444
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,600
because I think I think I've 
worked about most of it now. 

1445
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,840
When you come on for the hat 
trick of. 

1446
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,600
Appearances. 
We can, we can do that. 

1447
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,000
I mean, do I? 
What happens? 

1448
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,440
Then I mean, do we go from like 
manscapes up to hard cash? 

1449
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,880
I'm going to bring you a live. 
Doc presented to you by Sam 

1450
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,440
Smith. 
They'll be sat over there. 

1451
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,160
I'll say Sam, bring out Doc. 
Go get Sam Smith Broer. 

1452
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,120
Why can't we get Sam Smith on 
the show? 

1453
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,240
I could get I. 
Think we get Sam Smith in the 

1454
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,480
podcast and Sam Smith is? 
Correct me if I'm wrong. 

1455
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,240
So not this politically correct 
stuff. 

1456
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,600
And I think they'd be happy to. 
Come on, Sam Smith is is not. 

1457
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,200
It's they Sam Smith is 
identified, so I use any time. 

1458
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:54,320
Sam Smith is identified. 
As a just as a is it just an as 

1459
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,000
a human that is not a gender, 
not gender. 

1460
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,120
Yeah, he's no definitely human. 
Yeah. 

1461
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:58,840
He's human. 
Yeah. 

1462
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,280
I mean, I'm they, it. 
Works. 

1463
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,480
I used it before you said 
that's. 

1464
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,000
Why I will. 
I'll only use that because 

1465
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,800
that's what that's what. 
But it's true, there is what 

1466
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,960
they prefer. 
It's true though, isn't. 

1467
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:07,680
It that you? 
Can't. 

1468
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,480
You wouldn't be able to say. 
You wouldn't, Yeah. 

1469
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,720
You wouldn't be able to say bra.
You would've said say bra. 

1470
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,680
You could say. 
You probably could. 

1471
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,280
You mean you caught anyone, bro,
But you would have to use they 

1472
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,600
as well. 
So you would call, you would 

1473
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,280
shout over and you'd say like 
say you're going to Nandos, you 

1474
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,000
go. 
You would go. 

1475
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,960
Do you use all Do you say do 
they want to do they want to 

1476
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,560
come to Nandos bro? 
They also say they. 

1477
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,240
So if you if. 
You if you're. 

1478
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:43,320
If your agenda is classed as 
just like, is it what what's 

1479
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,360
this mean? 
I don't think I'm educated here.

1480
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,040
Like, what is that? 
No, I I believe he identifies as

1481
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,280
just as a person, not as like a 
as male or female. 

1482
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,600
Yeah, yeah. 
So I just want to like get this 

1483
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,520
correctly on what's on the 
podcast, how to identify, I 

1484
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:59,600
don't know, Sam Smith because 
obviously they yeah, good word 

1485
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:04,320
was twerking in in my room the 
other night and I'd like to get 

1486
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,680
in contact with them. 
Hey, we are politically correct.

1487
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,920
That's. 
Why I like to be fair though. 

1488
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:14,360
We I mean, you talk yourself out
of best meal in the at the bird 

1489
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,280
awards category. 
They couldn't. 

1490
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,640
I mean, yeah, that's the 
collaboration they. 

1491
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,520
Couldn't nominate him for it. 
I. 

1492
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,000
Don't mean he couldn't nominate 
himself, I mean the Georgian 

1493
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,640
panel couldn't. 
Oh seriously? 

1494
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,120
Wow. 
OK, fair enough. 

1495
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,120
I was, that was the first person
I've ever heard that done that 

1496
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,240
before I saw in the news and I 
was like wow, OK, like cool. 

1497
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,760
I like your trainers. 
Thanks mate, really comfy. 

1498
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,920
Yeah, I'm going to the gym. 
After and I you are rocking some

1499
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:41,120
Kermits there, but can we get on
camera we see Kermit Green yeah,

1500
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,640
but don't know they're don't 
say. 

1501
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,160
They're Kermit. 
They're just green. 

1502
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,880
No Kermit green like. 
You said get them on camera, no?

1503
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,800
Show my white socks which is the
ultimate version move. 

1504
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,440
What you'd be classed is called 
peacocking. 

1505
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,280
What does that mean? 
When I was. 

1506
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,600
Younger I studied. 
This is really weird. 

1507
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,960
I studied seduction. 
My favourite way of saying. 

1508
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,240
You're a player. 
My my phrase is like. 

1509
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,280
This is something you have to 
watch. 

1510
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,040
My friends were into thing My 
friend was a pickup artist, so 

1511
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,120
he literally have you have you 
heard about this? 

1512
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,080
Yes. 
OK, Have you read the? 

1513
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,040
Game. 
Neil Strauss No. 

1514
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,840
Yes you have. 
I swear I haven't if you 

1515
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,520
struggle with. 
Women, go and read a book called

1516
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,480
The Game by Neil Strauss. 
Change your life. 

1517
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,280
Don't just be. 
Dead on. 

1518
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,920
Just be dead on. 
No, it's not. 

1519
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,280
Having a good. 
Personality never got. 

1520
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,320
Anywhere, anywhere, I tell you 
this book. 

1521
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,680
No, you have don't they say. 
At the start of that, you like 

1522
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,640
you do an insult. 
Like a playful insult? 

1523
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:39,320
Yeah, it's called a nag. 
But so basically me, me and my 

1524
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,720
mates, what's wrong with this 
song? 

1525
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,600
It's you've got to act. 
Sing you, you depend do. 

1526
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,120
You know how easy it is. 
With Tinder and Bumble and 

1527
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,560
humble, all these things, 
whatever, it's so easy to go and

1528
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,840
meet someone now. 
Like people like your swipe. 

1529
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,640
You know when you're like on the
on the Tinder swiping. 

1530
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,600
Not that I've ever done it. 
You know, when you're swiping 

1531
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,880
left or right or whatever, 
that's a potential like, rather 

1532
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,800
than go on a date and meet 
someone in one second, you've 

1533
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,160
decided whether you like someone
or not. 

1534
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,160
So yeah, I studied this, this 
like a long time ago when I was 

1535
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,880
like 18 or whatever. 
It's like a long time ago. 

1536
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,560
But me and my mates, this is no 
joke, would go out and like use 

1537
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,880
these routines like when we were
abroad and stuff and literally 

1538
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,120
mate, it was ridiculous. 
Let me just say. 

1539
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,320
Crushing it. 
Let me just say. 

1540
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,640
If that, if that is how the lady
is picked up, she ain't worth 

1541
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,600
it. 
She ain't worth it because I 

1542
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,160
think you've got to do old 
school romance. 

1543
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:33,640
And I don't think, no, I'm not. 
No, no, no, I don't want anybody

1544
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,800
to read it. 
I don't like the nag. 

1545
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,600
I don't like you nag me talking 
about my kermits. 

1546
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,480
I've are you talking to me? 
I gave you a. 

1547
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,800
Nag, you're like, yeah. 
If you've been to the mall means

1548
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,720
long because you're just, yeah, 
bring a snooker. 

1549
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:54,040
Do you like Sam Smith? 
Yeah. 

1550
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:56,920
Honestly. 
Actually. 

1551
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,200
Like I the reason I read it is 
he used to tour with I think it 

1552
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,960
was Mötley Crüe and The Rolling 
Stones or something. 

1553
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,600
He's doing a documentary. 
I love her on some my. 

1554
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,760
Favourite bar? 
There you go. 

1555
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:09,720
And he? 
Came across he was in a bar and 

1556
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,400
the rolling maybe it was with 
Mötley Crüe, someone he was with

1557
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,600
and he was in a bar in 
Hollywood, this guy Neil 

1558
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,560
Strauss. 
And there was this guy walking 

1559
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,520
around with like bright, bright 
green, but he had some crazy 

1560
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,440
shoes on and a big top hat. 
He was walking around and he 

1561
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,360
pulled like Paris Hilton and 
like Britney Spears and all 

1562
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,800
these girls. 
And he's like who is this guy? 

1563
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,440
Like he was peacocking like hard
so that where peacocking comes 

1564
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,400
up and he was a professional 
pick up artist. 

1565
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:35,280
And these guys now they train 
people for like 5 grand an hour 

1566
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,760
like these these geeks that like
I've sat in a room doing 

1567
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,920
Microsoft whatever coding the 
whole life. 

1568
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,960
I've never seen a girl like 
they're paying these people. 

1569
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,240
So when I was younger, me and my
mates, we like read this book 

1570
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,120
and it was just like hilarious. 
And we just went out and did it 

1571
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,440
for a laugh. 
What's wrong with presenting the

1572
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,200
lady? 
With the floor or an Excel 

1573
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:53,040
spreadsheet. 
Yeah, do you like codes? 

1574
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,960
A song floor. 
Yeah, I mean like. 

1575
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,320
Obviously, like nowadays, it's 
Yeah, if you're good enough to 

1576
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,640
answer, you don't need. 
Any of that. 

1577
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:06,520
Yeah, yeah, I'm. 
Actually, I'm actually the it's 

1578
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,320
on the neck. 
You know, yeah, it's, I would 

1579
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:09,920
just say I. 
Would just say less neg more 

1580
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:10,760
neck. 
Interesting. 

1581
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,400
It's the. 
Interesting thing he's got neck 

1582
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,480
DJ Craig David. 
Seven days you did, Craig Ed. 

1583
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,960
Yeah, Love Craig, David. 
I've met I met him when I. 

1584
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,960
Played at Tomorrowland Random 
that Craig David play at 

1585
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,400
Tomorrowland. 
It wouldn't fit. 

1586
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,760
It's great. 
David No, I think he did like a 

1587
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:29,040
stage of like maybe tomorrow R&B
or something. 

1588
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:33,000
But I was sat next to him on the
flight on the way home and I 

1589
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,200
just all I could keep thinking 
about was both selector and I 

1590
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:39,400
felt so bad because I know that 
it was bad like which is an egg.

1591
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,480
To sit down and go, that'd be 
called a hard neck. 

1592
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,320
Or hard neck. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1593
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,120
And and another word in in the 
world of pick a part is, by the 

1594
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,320
way, I'm not a pick a part. 
I still know. 

1595
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,720
I've literally just read a book.
But is a time constraint. 

1596
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,320
So like, if you're in a bar, I 
love this fact. 

1597
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,680
We're talking about dating 
advice like out here. 

1598
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,160
Like at the end of the day, if 
you're a DJ, just give a 

1599
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,200
backstage pass. 
You don't need to. 

1600
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,480
You don't. 
Need any any. 

1601
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,240
Kind of dating advice, if 
you're, if you've got a bit of 

1602
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,120
clout, like it's fine, but a 
time constraint would be as 

1603
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:09,160
you'd like, you turn around to a
girl and be like, I've only got,

1604
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,120
hey, I've only got one minute, 
but can I ask you this? 

1605
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,920
And because you've already like 
said, you've got to go, you 

1606
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,760
already paid hard to get before 
you even put the question in. 

1607
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,399
So you like you have it, you 
like you're kind of looking like

1608
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,359
you, I've got to leave already. 
And that's got a time 

1609
01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:20,840
constraint. 
So you'd start with that and 

1610
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,840
then probably do a neg or a 
question. 

1611
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,200
One question that people used to
say is you would say, Hey, do 

1612
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,520
you guys just see that fight 
outside? 

1613
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,439
And they'll be like, no. 
And you'd tell his mentor, I 

1614
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:30,920
just saw a Midget fighting like 
an elderly guy. 

1615
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,040
And they'd be like, what the 
hell? 

1616
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,040
And it's so random that they 
would get a conversation going 

1617
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,840
that would get you in with a 
group of people that you're 

1618
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,000
interested in. 
Yeah, it's mad, mate. 

1619
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,720
It's absolutely mad. 
It's it's a massive science to 

1620
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,640
it. 
Like it's crazy. 

1621
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,720
I'm going to bring the, I'm 
going to bring the game in for 

1622
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:43,760
him. 
That's right in the book. 

1623
01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:47,880
I'll be very interested. 
To take some pearls of wisdom. 

1624
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,600
But obviously I made it. 
Like, but I'm more sceptical 

1625
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,279
about. 
That than anti vaxxers or about 

1626
01:08:52,279 --> 01:08:57,240
COVID. 
Yeah, that who wrote that? 

1627
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,800
Neil Strauss. 
Neil Strauss, Balloon. 

1628
01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:00,520
Balloon. 
Balloon. 

1629
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,279
Absolute balloon. 
Thanks so much for coming on, 

1630
01:09:04,279 --> 01:09:06,000
man. 
It's, it's all honestly always 

1631
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,600
so much fun. 
And please come on for the hat 

1632
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:08,319
trick. 
Yeah. 

1633
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,920
How long have you been? 
Doing this now I don't know oh 

1634
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,080
in. 
General the broadcaster or 

1635
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:14,279
episodes? 
Give me none. 

1636
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:17,359
Probably not on a little bit. 
Goes quick, goes quickly. 

1637
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:18,600
I got to pick up my laundry, I 
think. 

1638
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,880
We covered many. 
We covered such education 

1639
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:27,520
covered apart from me going to 
hospital pick up our S balloons.

1640
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:32,680
Sam Smith, I mean, and what 
would make my day is maybe get 

1641
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:35,960
in Sam Smith on air for you one 
day so we can meet them. 

1642
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,880
I think it'd be. 
A 10 out of 10 episode I I think

1643
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,439
I'd have found Sam Smith to be 
dead. 

1644
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:44,439
On 100% hundred. 
Percent and also fucking great 

1645
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,760
though, like some belt like that
album in the midnight or 

1646
01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:50,359
actually I've never listened. 
To a Sam Smith song let me tell 

1647
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:52,080
you honest like like the ones on
the radio. 

1648
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,240
I think dancing is dancing with 
something really good song but 

1649
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,320
see like just. 
Before that first album, there's

1650
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:02,080
a song he did with White Noise 
called Latch Oh. 

1651
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,640
Disclosure, of course, that's 
what goes. 

1652
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,760
I know that one, of course, 
yeah. 

1653
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,240
Yeah, those are not. 
He had some like EP that was 

1654
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,120
recorded in like a church and 
really good. 

1655
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,600
Can I ask whatever what? 
Kind of guest TV. 

1656
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,480
Have you had on recently or he 
got coming up and that's not me.

1657
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:20,480
I try to plug your I'm sure like
I actually genuinely from from 

1658
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:22,440
the world. 
Of just into like people that I 

1659
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:23,440
would. 
Like that would know of like 

1660
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:25,720
just maybe intriguing when John,
we love we love having. 

1661
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,320
Boxers yeah, it's always like a 
good episode don't know what it 

1662
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,160
is where boxers and user man I 
just. 

1663
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,000
Thought is it Michael Connor 
Michael. 

1664
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,160
Michael was in. 
Here what like a month ago, just

1665
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,960
before his fight, I got invited 
to the by 1. 

1666
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,400
Of the boys to his fight. 
But I was DJ and I would love to

1667
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:40,960
go on to that. 
Yeah. 

1668
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,480
For it Is that one that was in 
Falls Park? 

1669
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:43,960
Yeah. 
It looked unbelievable. 

1670
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,520
But it rained so. 
So you didn't go because? 

1671
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:50,280
Of the rain and like. 
It's not cool when you're like, 

1672
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,600
yes, I'm up for this gig, let's 
spin the wheels, but also let's 

1673
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,600
check the forecast in the way it
was that you get the. 

1674
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,440
Forecast. 
Ben, cheers for coming on. 

1675
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,240
I appreciate it and. 
I will let you guys know how the

1676
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:04,400
landscape goes and when that 
gift arrives. 700% I'm going to 

1677
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,400
hopefully. 
The I'll be able to hear better.

1678
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:10,040
Once they hear and the nose hair
all different game I will cheer.

1679
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,560
The suction will. 
Be great on my nose. 

1680
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:12,840
Yeah, Rollo. 
Cheers. 

1681
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,160
For common manner, yeah, it's 
big Ginger the tea. 

1682
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,120
Big shout out to Rolo. 
Here on a scale one to. 10 Don't

1683
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:23,880
lie 10 fuck it and we're going. 
To go and see my own 

1684
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,480
performance. 
SSE end of the month. 

1685
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,840
Yep. 
And obviously I'm going to Jerry

1686
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,000
tonight and again tomorrow, 
yeah. 

1687
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:33,080
Because genuinely, why am, why 
am I not going tonight? 

1688
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,720
What's it going to do tonight? 
It's going to rain. 

1689
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:39,320
It's going to rain tomorrow. 12%
chance of precipitation. 

1690
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,040
Rock on. 
This is how prepared I was for. 

1691
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,760
Today I rang up because I did 
bell Sonic last week. 

1692
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,000
I was like the the the 
production manager actually 

1693
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,880
won't give his name because then
everyone probably tried message 

1694
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,440
him for free stuff, but he was 
like, you come down today, I'll 

1695
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,920
give you a car pass. 
So when so when you can drive, 

1696
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,760
you know, like they close the 
road off, you can drive in and 

1697
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,040
then you can literally before 
the end of the concert Got 

1698
01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:59,480
there's I get back X out the 
park. 

1699
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,360
Yeah, yeah. 
Because when I did Bell Sonic. 

1700
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,640
Last time there's like a little 
people, I realised all me park 

1701
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,840
is like a little secret Rd that 
gets you out of the park without

1702
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,280
anyone seeing you and is there 
any way you can get out so that,

1703
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,680
yeah. 
What are people waiting at the 

1704
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,120
entrance for? 
You know the number one 

1705
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,360
middle-aged. 
Middle class thing now about 

1706
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,600
going to concerts is what about 
whenever you leave slightly 

1707
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,480
before the end and beat the 
traffic? 

1708
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,600
You know when you get out of the
car park, there's a buzz. 

1709
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,560
The face. 
Driver, oh I mean Paul 

1710
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,680
particular, you look at everyone
who goes, he told. 

1711
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:29,400
You it was worth they leave 2 
songs in. 

1712
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,480
Yeah. 
That'll be me tonight. 

1713
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,240
I'll be back in bed with the 
Coco pops, mate. 

1714
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,040
Yeah, yeah, I'll beat the 
traffic. 

1715
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,760
Shite night. 
I got home early, didn't even 

1716
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,480
see him. 
Come on. 

1717
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,680
Just for that. 
Fucking that. 

1718
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,960
Moment and then you go to an 
underground car park Yeah, I'm 

1719
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,640
going to let you know that goes.
As well, because I genuinely 

1720
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,360
want to. 
I think they're called Dwellers.

1721
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,640
Dwellers. 
I want to be a. 

1722
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,480
Dweller. 
If I ever build a bunker in the 

1723
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,000
garden with the rabbits and all 
that, you'll be the first man. 

1724
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,400
Free me, you and Rollo. 
Yeah. 

1725
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:04,560
You do not want to be. 
Yeah. 

1726
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,240
Thanks man. 
Appreciate. 

1727
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,000
It thanks so much man.
