1 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,960 1/2. 3. I fucked down every time. 2 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,480 It is actually perfect, like I could synchronise it perfectly, 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,520 but I feel like too slick coming off like the back of a 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,080 countdown, you know? Speaking of slick, ladies and 5 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:26,720 gentlemen, welcome to this live Daily Brew episode. 6 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,440 George, you all right? You're just nervous when walking 7 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,400 in the shot. Imagine if people just loved 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,720 that and were like spin off Paul. 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,840 And then I got bigger than tea with. 10 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,920 Me. The only thing about this is 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,560 because she's coming in with the coffees and we're recording, you 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,240 won't head her. If she'd have come in and wasn't 13 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,880 recorded, you'd go. You're late pooled by beverage. 14 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,080 Why am IA Victorian? Don't know what that? 15 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,680 What is that voice? I don't know, Miser. 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,360 No boredom. Boredom, Principal. 17 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,240 Oh, you're late. Like it's like a school that. 18 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,600 Has borders. Boarding principal? 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,600 I thought you said the boredom Prince, which should be someone 20 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,840 you would definitely be and the boy. 21 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,160 That's. That's Prince Williams. 22 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,519 He's a. Prince. 23 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,440 Is he like Prince William but for the black people? 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,560 Prince Williams. Do. 25 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:18,600 You remember when we. Georgia for. 26 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,760 Fuck's sake. George George's nickname is the 27 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,040 Disruptor. The Disruptor. 28 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,520 And that's what you'd write in your report card. 29 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,000 George is nothing but a disruptor. 30 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,200 Yeah, an upstart, rambunctious disruptor. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,240 Do you think being a school principal back in, like, 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,640 Victorian days would have been sweet? 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,400 Yeah, because they could. They didn't have a big duty of 34 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,520 care. No. 35 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,720 These guys could get tuberculosis or anything and 36 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,680 they did the principal just like are just quite. 37 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,320 Sad they just have dusters in their cloaks. 38 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,280 Yeah. Oh my dad got pretty walked at 39 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,760 school like your. Dad went to school in 1743. 40 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,400 It was a different time back then. 41 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,840 He got the kid. Michael, I was a principal. 42 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:05,960 Dennis, stop doing that. You're a very naughty boy, the. 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,000 Worst The worst boarding school principal. 44 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,560 Of all. Time. 45 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,560 Let them have cocaine. She'd be awful. 46 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:24,200 Oh yeah, but he's like. And then I realised that could 47 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,440 be paused. And hey man. 48 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,120 Can I say some Sly? Yeah. 49 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,800 You're not already like, like, we're not like sweet looking 50 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,400 guys to the point where we need to manipulate our face to look 51 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,360 like Kitty. Kitty Prices looks like she's 52 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,040 just got a really tight hairband or a really tight ponytail. 53 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,640 Yeah, that's her look. That's not sweet now. 54 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,520 And her eyebrows are like Ming the Merciless. 55 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,600 Or can I give you a compliment? I would love one man. 56 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,400 You're we now that I've said it. Oh no, it's. 57 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,080 Got worse, but remember you developed that like Ridge. 58 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,680 Yeah, it's a Dick on my nose. Yeah, but like, remember, your 59 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,600 forehead got a bit bigger. And then you have that like, 60 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,080 Cliff. Yeah, It looked like it went 61 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,360 away. And then I said, can I give you 62 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,920 a compliment? You put your head on like this 63 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,880 and it got way worse. It got way worse. 64 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,160 It's I'm like a Sharpay dog. It looked like I wouldn't 65 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,920 survive that drop if I fell from your forehead to the top of your 66 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,080 nose. Yeah, well, if you fell from 67 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,680 your forehead, the top of your nose, you'd survive, right? 68 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,000 Like so just a big. But you'd be bored. 69 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,160 You'd be travelling. Illegal AdWords off the bottom? 70 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,800 That'd be sweet. Yeah, yeah, I could smoke a fag 71 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,640 in the sure, all right. Oh, you can't say that anymore. 72 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,080 It's 2025. Homophobic. 73 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,760 What do you say? What's the new word for sure? 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,320 You I was going to say you suck off at any sexual man in sure. 75 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,040 You could. Not why? 76 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,240 Why could I not? I saw, by the way, Speaking of 77 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,000 homosexuals, I saw a meme yesterday and I've meant to send 78 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,160 it to you, but I knew you were just. 79 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,800 I was in hospital. Yes, so I thought you know 80 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 you're going to be up the height though you won't but but. 81 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,880 Sometimes situations like that make you laugh even. 82 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,760 But you know, whenever you know you'll love something and you 83 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,600 just know you won't love it so much in that particular 84 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,240 environment, can I just find it and show it to you to get your 85 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,240 reaction? Because it really like when I 86 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,560 say it made me laugh stupidly. So the Catherine's like, what's 87 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,800 funny? And then do you ever do this 88 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,400 thing where your wife says what are you laughing at? 89 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,080 And you show her, and they go. That's not funny. 90 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,520 Yeah, Yeah. You would know, and then you're 91 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,200 like, I know who'd love it. Can I can I update people? 92 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,960 Yesterday I was to say I was limping and I've got. 93 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,960 What's the thing I have didn't put plantar fasciitis? 94 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,000 Well, I think it's out and then I've been stretching it and it's 95 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,640 getting worse. So I think maybe I've got like a 96 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,880 broken bone or something which is very me. 97 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,400 The only make it way worse by stretching out the broken bone. 98 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,400 You just open the oh gosh, I'm really turning this off. 99 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,480 I thought it was Georgia. Turn around. 100 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:41,960 There's noise in the phone. How do you describe that day for 101 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,480 people? It's just he faced coming 102 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,720 through his circle, I says. Made the glory hole. 103 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,200 Ask him, can we kiss instead? Those boys would hear that 104 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,920 wouldn't know like they're not there for. 105 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,200 That no, I mean, that's one thing I in life I am afraid of 106 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,040 now. It's one of those things that 107 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,240 I'll never be in the scenario where that will happen. 108 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,440 But glory holes freak me out, man. 109 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,760 Well, can I tell you something? I. 110 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:08,600 Don't know, just. Before, but my nanny formerly 111 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,360 alive as in like my granny, not like. 112 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,440 I'm. I'm the nanny. 113 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,360 I'm your new nanny. Yeah, she's new. 114 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,600 She's Yeah, she's on the life. What? 115 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,760 Is why is the cat Williams? You're now I'm your nanny. 116 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:25,080 Put down the juice. All right, you behave yourself. 117 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:31,200 You're a very naughty boy. Sorry, wow. 118 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:35,840 Weird I got half a boner there but yeah, beside her you could 119 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:39,480 say neighbours if you want to lived this family. 120 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,920 Like in her house, not in the course she is now. 121 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,200 Oh, I think. Not like the grave. 122 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,920 The soils of them beside don't know like umm. 123 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,040 It's a nickname for her. As a wrestler, I see the 124 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,600 paramilitary and undercover agent he's. 125 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,320 A soy. Why? 126 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,880 Because he's dirty. He's always in the dirt. 127 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:01,160 He's a dirty, but there was apparently a guy, the dad was 128 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:08,160 like a like a part time homosexual and Pete PDH. 129 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,840 And then he'd been going to a glory hole. 130 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,800 And this is just a rumour, but my nanny filtered this around 131 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,920 the family. I eventually heard about it when 132 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,240 I was way too young and apparently there was a glory 133 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,280 hole in the north. That area. 134 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,560 You probably tell me where. Yeah. 135 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:27,080 And the DA was at it one day. And guess who you find that was 136 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,320 on the other side? You're. 137 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:34,000 His son you got sort of a myth. I've heard that before. 138 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,160 You know, a lot of earth is a big urban myth. 139 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,120 I think no. What a hard find. 140 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,040 Funny, recently to me I thought a gory hole was like a proper 141 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,920 hole in a solid wall. Yeah. 142 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,080 Apparently nowadays dude you're just doing it in houses. 143 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,000 Put their partner. Or they're bringing it with 144 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,480 them. It's like it's just to hang up a 145 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,400 curtain and there's we holding it so you can do it like you 146 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,280 can. Oh, that goes. 147 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,640 Again, no, that's not. I think the purists will only go 148 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,400 to a wall like a brick wall. Yeah, it's got a bit, not a. 149 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,520 Brick wall. You need to have a large. 150 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,880 MDF, you know what I mean? You need to do yes, yes, but if 151 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,280 it's. Brick, do you think like, yeah, 152 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,120 there's like tears because. You could fully get on top of 153 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,360 somebody if it was just a curtain. 154 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know you need. 155 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,760 That takes away the illusion. Just the well he goes through. 156 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I hope that the wall is not 157 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,600 insulated. I'm not getting through. 158 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,840 Oh yeah, yeah. You would need the balls you. 159 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,480 Would need like blue bricks. I would need to just be yeah, I 160 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,960 would just need to be something very small. 161 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,040 But would you? Is the is the thrill that you 162 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,360 don't know who's on the other side? 163 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,640 I don't know what the. Thrill is because you don't want 164 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:34,200 I'd want them heck, like. Head on the Google or yeah 165 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,400 either. Oh, I thought you were just. 166 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,960 Asking him like off the top of his head. 167 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,200 Ask like Google. What the thrill of the glory. 168 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,560 Hole is so we can down Google thrill of the glory hole. 169 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,800 I think I was. I think it was a Bruce 170 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,560 Springsteen album. I remember I used to work with a 171 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,240 woman who, like glory holes are also apparently what you call a 172 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,360 space under the stairs. Back in the day. 173 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,400 A glory hole as well. Yeah, she. 174 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,240 Gave see when your dad said he was going going to the glory 175 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,480 hole. Yeah, actually when I just get 176 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,840 the Hoover right. Yeah, but no, she's me because 177 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,840 you're having an argument. She was talking to another 178 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:07,280 person in the in the office about she's saying it cleared up 179 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,880 my glory hole. I was like, and this woman is 180 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,200 like close to retiring and I said, you know, the glory hole, 181 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,720 isn't she? Besides, we space under stairs. 182 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,040 No, not anymore. It goes unless there's a little 183 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,400 actual hole in your glory hole. No. 184 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,880 And then she got really off for me and I think she may or may 185 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,200 not have reported me to the manager for being a pervert. 186 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,400 Straight people don't really do the glory hole do. 187 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,800 Never heard that, ever. No, you know what, what I think 188 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:33,960 it is, I think women just aren't as pervious, dude. 189 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,120 I think that's just the thing. Like, guys are, they're pervy, 190 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,760 cornier guys. But women are more pervy in like 191 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,120 written text form. Like they like to read books? 192 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,400 Also, they go to the library. Instead, they go in the library. 193 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,920 Form they're literature perverts like. 194 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,360 Yeah, skates and Kates, that's what they're all about. 195 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,840 Where men are like physical perverts. 196 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,000 Yeah. PPS. 197 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,640 Yeah, they love to just Yeah, therefore, yeah. 198 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,920 But then imagine if you got like a a real mischievous guy at the 199 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,000 glory hole just wanted. To I'd say everyone, the glory 200 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,440 hole is a bit mischievous. But what what if he was a 201 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,680 butcher and just decided to cleave some willies? 202 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,400 You don't know what's going on. You could you could have 203 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,680 somebody has like a massive homophobe and just trying to 204 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,960 attack people and go to glory hole just cut Willies off just. 205 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,200 Baiting. But if things aren't that sharp. 206 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,200 So he's just sucking the calf. Oh no. 207 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:26,240 It might be quite nice. At least we know with no taste. 208 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,440 Yeah, I know. I know. 209 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,360 Yeah, No, no thing. I don't know why I said like 210 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,640 that. Show me. 211 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,800 No, no thing. Not that motions not doing 212 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,920 anything. No, that would be quite sure 213 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:39,920 when. You do and then move your head 214 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,600 back and forth. But does. 215 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,080 Yeah, no, it's hard to do because you need a bit go more 216 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:50,200 aggression, you know? Yeah, You know, you look like a 217 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,320 real guy. Eat off his face at a read. 218 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,760 I agree. With your question please. 219 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,240 Before we do, can we do our sponsorship? 220 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,200 Read for Today I. Thought you'd never ask? 221 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,280 It's guys glory hole just off a temple. 222 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,680 More Ave get there. Guys, we are sponsored by none 223 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:12,400 other than Magic Mind. Nadive, you have you have a 224 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,440 great mind and your magic. Yeah, but this stuff is on a 225 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,760 different level. This if, Dave, what if I told 226 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,320 you this was the world's first productivity drink? 227 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,200 Would you go well? It's pretty starting, Yep. 228 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:30,000 It's a mental performance shot. Gives you focus, clarity, a 229 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,000 sharper mind, less stress and clean energy if ever a man needs 230 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,640 this. Clean energy. 231 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,080 No, like a sharp mind, I need clarity. 232 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,400 Why not open it and let Dave have a drink? 233 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,320 Dave sounds like I don't know why we're still talking about 234 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,760 glory holes here down that's. That's the reason. 235 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,120 Sorry. All these ingredients, Dave, 236 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,760 don't worry about it, are third party tested and they're short 237 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,880 from the best suppliers. But the can the bottles are they 238 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,160 easily throw. Oh yeah? 239 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,880 Well, that's the best thing about it there. 240 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,360 Easily through. My limits let's test. 241 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,960 I'm going to eh through this a Macho 1 David, push your energy 242 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,280 match. It helps you relax, keeps you 243 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,440 focused. And I mean, that's a bit of an 244 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,880 oxymoron that. And it's it's got it gives you. 245 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,680 Absolutely not. Not be valued. 246 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,040 If you're relaxed. I'm focused. 247 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,280 Yeah, you can be focused in stress, but you want to be 248 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,760 focused and relaxed. Say I was. 249 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:26,360 Trying not the one shit. 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It's nice. 274 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,840 I like we are. We morning drink to get me going 275 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:30,840 on the day. Good. 276 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,400 This is good. This ships internationally over 277 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,600 65 countries. You get 45% off the magic main 278 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,640 bundle with the length that is in the description, but it's 279 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:48,280 magicmain.com/T Jam TEAJAN. As in T January T. 280 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,800 January, that's. TSD. 281 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,840 Thanks very much. That's the majesty is about it. 282 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,360 Davy. She was talking yesterday. 283 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,840 We're up and down the hospital at the minute when the son who's 284 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,560 got pneumonia, but it's looking good for him. 285 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,560 He might get a maybe there tomorrow, but I want to ask 286 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,680 Good. Oh, when Davy. 287 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,840 Was younger man. Or, you know, a child. 288 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,520 Yes. You ever in hospital, you ever 289 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,880 spend any any time we ever we you know. 290 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,120 No. One of those reward Ward well, I 291 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,840 had. Convulsions when I was a kid and 292 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,840 I don't remember them. Like you just sort of go 293 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,000 disappear like Brown Stark. Right. 294 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,600 Yeah, I would. Age. 295 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,120 Like young, young, I don't remember them but like, I think 296 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,240 I overheated and then like passed out and sort of 297 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,400 convulsed. Hospital. 298 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,040 Yeah. But I don't ever remember it as 299 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:36,520 a young and then I remember being a hospital and give a 300 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,680 tonsils like that was good crack got those out and then other 301 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,240 than that pretty been pretty good in my health. 302 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,440 Yeah, you know. I was in the same ward that 303 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:49,560 we're up out here whenever I was about six or seven with asthma 304 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,960 and I remember getting. Respiratory ward Pneumonia. 305 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,800 Asthma. Yep, thanks doctor. 306 00:13:55,640 --> 00:14:01,440 And I got a wee dinosaur playset of figurines and I think they're 307 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,800 still there. How wise. 308 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,360 Oh well. What's it just shows you the 309 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,360 quality of toys back in. The day, but etiquette for me to 310 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,880 just donate that to the ward. Yeah, I didn't say it as 311 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,080 officially as that, but I think I've just say, and I don't want 312 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:16,360 to take him home, you know? And was it the Ulster? 313 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,040 Ah, can I, can I ask you some owner? 314 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,840 You did the part on Monday, which, by the way, that's real 315 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,800 friendship. Thank you. 316 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Yeah, right. Appreciate that. 317 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,760 But then I was like, how did it go? 318 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,280 And a lot of people were saying you, you were just talking about 319 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,520 ways to just unlive yourself. Was it you said you wanted to 320 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,520 drive off Cliff or something? You and Andrea predict you. 321 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,240 Drive into the sea. I just want to when I am back on 322 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,080 board, I just want to intervene and make sure, Dave. 323 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,320 Is OK. No, I'm good. 324 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,720 My point wasn't that I wanted. This is the thing. 325 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,080 I think people sometimes take things a week but too seriously. 326 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,600 I was saying that when Mattel's will be the only way to get her 327 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,280 to sleep was just to drive down the peninsula. 328 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,920 It was every day. I was tired, it was arduous. 329 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,680 I was listening to Harry Styles all the time and it was just a 330 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,160 wee bit but. Maybe that's why she wasn't 331 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,640 sleeping. What a minute, Sugar. 332 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,760 Yeah. But I mean, people need to chill 333 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,400 out. I'm I'm I've got my shit in 334 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,160 order. Yeah. 335 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,880 Were you talking about fearing off the road? 336 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,720 Maybe. But sometimes. 337 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,440 But people, people are allowed to have thoughts. 338 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,480 Yeah, you do. Yeah. 339 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,080 Like sometimes you have thoughts. 340 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,800 You go I. Does anyone ever get this 341 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,200 thought? We imagine doing something that 342 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,360 makes you like there's a bridge in Edinburgh. 343 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,360 Every day I walk the Fringe, right. 344 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,840 Every day I was walking Fringe. Every story involves you jump 345 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,600 but. This is like, then every time, I 346 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,120 don't know what this phenomenon is, Everyone has what you mean. 347 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,120 And you think yourself, if I wanted but you don't, I could 348 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,720 jump over there and I mean, go, whoa, yeah. 349 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,800 And like, it's scary. And then it made me go. 350 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,440 How many people thought these weird thoughts? 351 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,840 And. Thank you everyone who passes 352 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,200 over bridge or something. Like that. 353 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,560 Like. What I am such a health and 354 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,080 safety guy, like I take all the precautions necessary. 355 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,360 If you were going to do it, you would. 356 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,040 Oh no, I'm sure you would take all the right. 357 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,280 Yeah, but I wouldn't I wouldn't do that. 358 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,800 But I just think that yes, some people, they chill fuck out. 359 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,000 Yeah, I'm sorry. No, all good. 360 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,880 She made sure Cheers for your concern, guys. 361 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,240 But. No people working, people 362 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,920 message me being like check in with Dave. 363 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,600 Yeah, guess what? What age Matilda Knife? 364 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,440 Four. It was four years ago. 365 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,840 Where were he's four years ago. Yeah. 366 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,600 And ages? Yeah. 367 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,200 You. Still listen to Big Harry 368 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,640 Styles? But it's not been as good as 369 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,800 you. Real as a as a solo artist. 370 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,480 You know what? This is hard one for me. 371 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,640 I'm a big fan of him and a big fan of his work. 372 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,440 But yeah, I think so. I think like if you just listen 373 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,920 to his songs, some of them are grand. 374 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:27,880 Let's. Write. 375 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,920 Some of them are not. The top five One Direction solo 376 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:35,040 singles. Oh well, I mean, pillow talks. 377 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,480 Pillow. Pillow talk. 378 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,640 Might be number. One. 379 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,120 I think so. It's very sexy. 380 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:45,960 Strip that down. That's up there too. 381 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,760 I. Sang by a young Chinese boy. 382 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,960 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, this is going slow 383 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,000 hands, Yeah, which is also a nickname of mine. 384 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,520 It weirdly you look like a an assassin to be nicknamed slow. 385 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,920 Hands. Yeah, I actually I do. 386 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,560 I'll take that you don't do a lot, but what you do is 387 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,119 effective. I could also be a character in 388 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,319 Game of Thrones called Slow Hands. 389 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,319 Yes. Oh yeah, yeah, and he tortures 390 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:13,119 people to death. Yes and yeah, it's good too. 391 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,359 I mean this is slightly say because he's that he's dead and 392 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,920 it was really sad or IP Liam Payne, but I think his all the 393 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,880 work wasn't the best so wouldn't even have him in the top five. 394 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,280 Yeah, sadly you. Wouldn't have him in the top 395 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,640 five One Direction members. No, I would have, definitely. 396 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,240 Here's the thing, as a member One Direction, he's probably the 397 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:35,400 most important 1 I think. Like, I mean, you could who? 398 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,640 Who carries the most of the songs the most, the most 399 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,920 bridges, the most choruses? Who sings the most in the One 400 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,680 Direction? Harry. 401 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,440 Sings the most Liam, Harry sings the. 402 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,280 Most Harry and Liam but Liam does a harder bits better singer 403 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,200 than Liam is or Harry is. They're talking about the boys 404 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,040 coming back. Yeah, I mean, which would be so 405 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,240 sly. What? 406 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:56,000 Well, for. Yeah, but Zen, Zen, just a 407 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,960 naughty wee boy. I'll say this. 408 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,560 Remember Simon Carla to chase them got him to come back 409 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,440 because usually Bob. Yeah, actually he's like, don't 410 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,720 do this. Don't be here. 411 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880 And Simon's like, come back, boy, Yeah. 412 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,080 Simon Cowell is someone I think we could easily do a podcast 413 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,400 with. I think we'd have a great time 414 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,480 if we had. If we had Simon Cowell, Louis 415 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,160 Walsh on the pod, that'd be 10 out of 10. 416 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,880 Louis Walsh is getting out of control boy bands. 417 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,120 Like he did Nikki Burns podcast. I saw a clip from it where Nikki 418 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,000 like his Louis Walsh and Ronan Keaton fell out like really 419 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,040 famously and hate each other and Nicky's like, you know, if you, 420 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,440 if you spoke to Ronan like you know, do you think you could 421 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,720 figure out your differences and Louis like. 422 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, if he calls me, yeah, yeah. 423 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,320 He's like, but you know, call him, he's like, no. 424 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,160 And he goes. But Ronan, like you have to 425 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,840 appreciate Roman's career. He's like, oh, he's very busy. 426 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,200 He's always working. He does everything. 427 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,160 Don't you do anything And like he just Louis just he can't 428 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,360 behave himself. He can't. 429 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,800 Resist, but there's a new. I don't know if you say there's 430 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,840 a whole like big like a complete scene now of boy band 431 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,320 documentaries coming out and they're all great. 432 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,160 They're all gossipy. I saw one recently but the 90s 433 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,080 boy bands which was I don't know if was on ITV or BBC as in 434 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,040 brilliant. It encompassed all of them. 435 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,560 Yeah, a load of them and then had 911, a lot of 911 like. 436 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,400 You got my body shaky. No slight. 437 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,760 Whenever they keep going, he's the cute one who did all the 438 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,480 singing and he just two dancers. But then they're like 59. 439 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,360 Yes. That's sore. 440 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,920 Yes. But there's one of our boys home 441 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,840 coming out. Yeah. 442 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,480 Yeah. And Louis Walsh as as the batter 443 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,840 and more mischievous he's got the higher his hair's got. 444 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,480 So his hair looks, he look, it's just like this night. 445 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,280 And it was him and Roland in the first thing talking about them. 446 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,560 And he was like, they got above their seats, They got above 447 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,880 their station. They started having their own 448 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,800 thoughts. Yeah, and. 449 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,840 They're like, alright Lee, you know what I mean? 450 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,320 Do you know what? I thought he could sing. 451 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,160 When Louis Walsh, she was trying to get Simon Kyle to sign 452 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:48,360 Westlife, he auditioned them in London and Simon was like, yeah, 453 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,520 I love them. But this like fat lead singer 454 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,360 gay, which was Shane fighting. It was like maybe like slightly 455 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,880 heavier than but absolutely not fat. 456 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,400 I don't like the fat guy there and. 457 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,000 Louis was like Simon, he's brilliant, like he has a great 458 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,320 voice, he's great. And Simon's like, Nah, I'll take 459 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,240 the bomb, but without him. And then Louis went away and was 460 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,200 like, what are we going to do? And they died. 461 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,800 She invited his hair peroxide blonde, brought him back and 462 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,240 just didn't say anything. The same inside like this guy's 463 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,360 Got Talent. But he didn't put him a diet or 464 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,560 nothing. Just just changed his hair. 465 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,160 Doug, we take a question, please. 466 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,240 Stand with Monday's episode, Naomi says. 467 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,520 Who knew a clip from Monday would go viral and make so many 468 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,760 Americans emotional? The like I'm sitting in hospital 469 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,600 getting picked notifications on my phone from YouTube. 470 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,240 You and Andy Ryan have opened the kind of political worms with 471 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,720 your with your Trump chat. It's funny, Joe. 472 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,840 It's funny about it. People from here being really 473 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,920 slightly use about thinking about US politics. 474 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,760 But I'm like, they're like, how sad that you care about politics 475 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,560 from over not realising that the saddest thing is their comment. 476 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,280 Yes. You know, and also, I don't give 477 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,000 a fuck. Yeah. 478 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,680 So it's like, I don't know. Well you didn't really say 479 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,240 anything about Donnelly, but Andrew Andrews dumb himself out. 480 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,480 Imagine Trump loved Andrew. Cork in the North. 481 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,000 I love it. Q Radio. 482 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,680 That would be a lot of fun. This guy loves admin. 483 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,600 Oh, he loves it. But, you know, but I yeah, I had 484 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,520 no idea. That's but Andrew, it's. 485 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,840 Cool notes in the comment section. 486 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,760 Class I love comments from people's create good. 487 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,600 Luck a little bit that could you see that comment I put up? 488 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,760 Yeah, I mean, because yeah, false. 489 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,680 He said to delete today and insulted me. 490 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,280 I was like, what I'm super proudly talking about now. 491 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,040 I'm like, yeah, what was he? What was that about Andrew? 492 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,200 Was it about me or? Was it the F word of the T word 493 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:42,720 this Tigran in the podcast? Yeah, but I just don't like how 494 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:49,000 annoyed was that a person being the right that Wow. 495 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,320 It's just funny to call Andrew a pig. 496 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,160 Yeah, you know what else is really weird about him? 497 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:58,120 Imagine calling him Andy. Andy Ryan, yeah. 498 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,080 Andy. Well, maybe he rebrands that 499 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,880 because Andy is probably more, but maybe I'm wrong more. 500 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,960 Like a guy. More of a unionist name and 501 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,760 Andrew Ryan. Andy Ryan, is it a little bit 502 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,160 more Protestant? Yes. 503 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,640 So maybe he read, maybe he has to go all in to get this guy 504 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,760 back. This guy who keeps just. 505 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,360 Is it you? On a burner account, yeah. 506 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,080 Not that that's just for me. I had no idea that it was. 507 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,120 But imagine that guy writes up a direct message that guy who 508 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,600 commented on and I'm like bro, thanks for pointing this out. 509 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,920 Yeah, yeah, you should write back. 510 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,080 I didn't know. Yeah, I'll round them up now. 511 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,200 Let me know any other takes on the post show. 512 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,840 I'll get them all in a. What's this thing with the Gulf 513 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,240 of Mexico? You bring that up on purpose, 514 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,320 no? No, sorry, that's just a whole. 515 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,160 You know, Trump's trying to change the name of the Gulf of 516 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,960 Mexico to the Gulf of America. I think that's Patty. 517 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,720 You think that's? Patty, it's the same way as he. 518 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,440 Just like I want Greenland. No explain to me more but this 519 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,800 Why does he want green? Why does he want to buy green? 520 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,240 Because closer to Europe, isn't it? 521 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040 But what can they do with it? There's resources there and 522 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,520 geographically the position in it's sort of important, 523 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,480 especially if the ice caps start to melt. 524 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,080 Right, right, right, right. You know what I do? 525 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,840 If I was a Greenland guy, I just launched an attack in America. 526 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,680 I wonder, do the do the Mexican people really care? 527 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,680 But the Gulf of Mexico being called the Gulf of Mexico, Yeah, 528 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,440 You know, here's what I would do. 529 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,440 Pretend to care and then like be like, look, we're really 530 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,280 passionate about this, but for 500 billion, we'll let you 531 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,120 renew. You know what? 532 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:30,040 I do care. I mean, call me like, like total 533 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,480 fucking out of a box kind of guy. 534 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,760 Total out of your box kind of guy. 535 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,440 Listen, if you say what you want about me and say I'm a radical 536 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,160 dude, but I'd rather not name Green in the Gulf Mexico or take 537 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,000 over Greenland. Stop having kids shot in school 538 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,760 with that. Right. 539 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,080 Try out that's. On the list. 540 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,440 I think, I think that's probably more important, Yeah. 541 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,440 You know, But I mean, who am I to say I don't want to talk 542 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,600 politics anymore, In case I would call it you. 543 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,960 Guys like didn't know Dave was 1-2. 544 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,680 Let's go. Yeah, I I can't. 545 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,160 Part of me finds it funny, but maybe I've lived that. 546 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,520 Wouldn't you know? Yeah, but here's. 547 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,480 That is in the name change thing, not kids getting shot. 548 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:11,560 I find I find like with politics, so if you get, if 549 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,920 that's your main thought, like you a lot, a lot of people can. 550 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,840 Do La La La La La La la. Laughs. 551 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,120 All right, our Graham. What is that? 552 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,400 To sell black, let's say Laura. You're doing Stephen Watson for 553 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,040 no and talking like Cilla Black. Welcome to Blonde. 554 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,400 I'm Cilla Black. You signed a wee bit like Fern 555 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,000 Troyer there as well. Hello, welcome to Blonde with Me 556 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,440 from Troyer. The we curtain that we reveal 557 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,720 thing has to be so low to the ground that goes back. 558 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,200 Remember that picture? Like God love Vern Troyer. 559 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:53,840 Who's RIP. God love. 560 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,320 But the actor, the actor Burn Troyer was that was obviously 561 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,320 very famously mini me in Austin part. 562 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,240 Why? Because they. 563 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:14,800 Give a role called Mini Me but burn Troyer after Austin bars. 564 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800 I think like Kenny came out into work, got the Austin Powers 565 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,720 films, probably got quite a lot of money and then didn't know 566 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,600 what to do with Blue Bubba. So toward the end was just like 567 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,560 doing things for money or publicity. 568 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,280 And you know, the way sometimes celebrities set up pictures for 569 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,360 the paparazzi. You know, like, you catch me 570 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,280 doing this thing that's clearly staged and we'll split the 571 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,160 money. You're seeing the picture of 572 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,240 Vern Troyer, Long subway. No. 573 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,760 I'm bring it up. Is it bigger than them? 574 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,720 Probably seems. Oh no. 575 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,560 Look, he looks like such a cheeky WE chapter, doesn't he? 576 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,920 Yeah, what a guy. Yeah. 577 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,920 He actually looks like one of the guys that'll be 17 down the 578 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,920 first one, no. Why is he looking right down the 579 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:07,320 barrel you just made? Oh, no, Oh no. 580 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,000 Look at him. Look at him, cutie. 581 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,560 Why he? Wasn't picked up the wee guy who 582 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,840 was like just a small man because they thought he was to. 583 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,800 Check Mike Tyson, the hospital, you get that up places. 584 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,360 I can't speak English, we can't tell him. 585 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:39,840 He was kissing him. This is the funniest. 586 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:46,120 Thing he's like shadow boxing Mike Dyson and Mike picks him 587 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,480 up. Starts blowing his tummy and 588 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,800 all. Yeah, but that's not properly 589 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,000 trying to fuck up Mike Dyson. Then throw him a few shots. 590 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800 Tyson's taking them, he's just letting them bounce off him. 591 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:11,160 And then and then Mike, imagine you picked up my dad sort of 592 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,040 nozzle and then lose neck. Have you ever heard the footage 593 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,240 afterwards and Tyson's talk? But I thought he was a baby and 594 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,720 No 40 old dude. In Russian being like, I'm not a 595 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:29,040 baby. Oh, I was talking about, I can't 596 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,400 remember who else I'm talking about. 597 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,440 There's like an award ceremony and they came up and there was 598 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,760 like a wee guy bringing them on. And it was a woman, I think. 599 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,480 And she like picked them up. She might have been the boss of 600 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,320 Wonder Bra or something like that. 601 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,280 But it was another case of like, and you can clearly see in his 602 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,440 face he's like, I'm not embarrassed or why we're up 603 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,920 here, but I am like a man 47. But that's the funniest thing. 604 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,880 Like people will know that's going to happen. 605 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,200 And then for banter, I'd be like, look at what you kid know. 606 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him a hug. 607 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you send them and just 608 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,480 watch it. Yeah. 609 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,400 Oh, my God, That's so funny. Verne Troyer. 610 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,920 I love the Austin. I remember the first time I 611 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,600 would see Austin Powers in Dublin Rd cinema when it came 612 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,600 out and I loved it. It was 1987. 613 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,160 There's a line in it still makes me laugh. 614 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,400 Now in the first Austin Powers, it's just so stupid and throw 615 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,080 away, but he's looking for Doctor Evil. 616 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,400 He goes where's Doctor Evil and spots it was There's the 617 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:22,600 bastard. How sexy was Elizabeth Hurley? 618 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,520 And Oh yeah. Elizabeth Harley's another dad 619 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,320 thing. I think there's women who you 620 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,160 only fancy when you become like a dad. 621 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,320 I always thought I found it was in 1987. 622 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,040 Patina for and you know another one Kylie Minogue. 623 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,480 Like I never, never got up by Kylie and I had kids and I got 624 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:44,880 Kylie she was up for. Doing. 625 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,160 So yeah, slow. I thought that I think Danny was 626 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,080 sexier than Kylie. Yeah, but not just if you got 627 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,680 just get a photo of Kylie Minogue there and you look at 628 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,960 her go I really fancy. No, we're not just bringing up. 629 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,840 Go ahead. We're not objectifying women in 630 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,160 this podcast. But don't bring her up. 631 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,640 Let's say Kylie here. Is that Shane Gillis for my 632 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,720 taste? No, no, no. 633 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,880 And hospital, That's so funny. Hospital is a full man. 634 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,040 Kylie Minogue. Yeah, so pretty. 635 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,120 What a Pretty Woman. Fantastic singer-songwriter as 636 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,920 well. Did she write them? 637 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,280 Oh, why? What are you trying to say? 638 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,440 She can't write them because she's pretty. 639 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,200 No, but remember Damon Auburn said that about Taylor Swift. 640 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,960 What he's like you have a children write her own music or 641 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,640 anything, and then she put out a. 642 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,120 Says a guy that wrote a song called Beatle Bomb. 643 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,960 Yeah, she would have been Taylor Swift. 644 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,640 She's like, may I write all my own songs? 645 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,080 And then song too. Shut up Damon, you fucking 646 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:34,320 idiot. I. 647 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,680 Didn't know you're big Swift. No, I, I, you know what? 648 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,880 I'm going to defender because. Oh yeah, I got. 649 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,040 Any Taylor. Taylor Swift is far superior 650 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,160 songwriter than Damon Alborn or anyone in Blur. 651 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,840 Blur are the most overrated shite in the history of the 652 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,080 world. You know, even if it's like from 653 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,680 Paris and where's. This coming from. 654 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,360 To fucking Oasis is a disgrace. Dame Auburn Beatle bum fucking 655 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,320 song too compared to the fucking love song. 656 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,640 What a tune that is. Yeah and bad blood love story 657 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,440 even. Sorry I'm just so angry I forgot 658 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,160 the fucking the songs. Shake it off. 659 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,600 Yeah, what about blur? Blur. 660 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,400 They didn't sound like a word. And he? 661 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,480 Lives in a house, a very big house in the country. 662 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,200 Fucking hard. That's hard, isn't it? 663 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,160 What other songs to have? Give me any. 664 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,120 Good blur the universal. Park life. 665 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,320 It's not even him saying that. It's a fucking weird cockney 666 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,280 dude. Lily Allen. 667 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,280 Oh, to play pool? No, it's. 668 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,240 Not him. It's another dude enough. 669 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,920 Do you like Oasis? I love Oasis. 670 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,160 Yeah. Fucking yeah. 671 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,320 Can I tell you some what? I don't think you're a big Oasis 672 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,040 guy. I really like the music. 673 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:36,960 Why? Why? 674 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,600 I'm not a big Oasis guy. You said you. 675 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,840 Fucking love Oasis. I love her music. 676 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,240 Yeah, I don't. They're not like, they're not 677 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,160 like Neil Diamond to me, but I like them. 678 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,080 Love Neil Diamond. Do you know I used to think 679 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,880 forever in blue jeans? Do you know what I thought that 680 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,600 was? The Reverend. 681 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,360 Blue jeans. The Reverend. 682 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,320 I think it was just before the Reverend Blue jeans, which 683 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,600 sounds like a cool Reverend. But there's a lot of Neil 684 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,720 Diamond songs that I don't understand, like. 685 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,200 I don't know any more than those, but when they're like 686 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,240 Tony Christie. There's Tony Christie's good as 687 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,640 well, but he's no Neil Diamond. I did what I did for Maria. 688 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,160 But there's a Neil Diamond song was nothing around but the sound 689 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,520 of my heart and Your Size. I thought he's talking about 690 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,800 like a fat woman. It's like, that's really 691 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:20,080 disrespectful. Money talks forever in blue 692 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,800 jeans. The reverend. 693 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,880 Blue jeans. Fat women. 694 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,520 Doug, we have a question please. Curtis wants to know how do you 695 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,360 feel about Boy Town turning 8 this year or, sorry, past 696 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,960 December? I mean, what I think is that's 697 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,480 way knowledge. Yeah, I thought Boy Town is like 698 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,960 25 years old or something. Do you remember we we can work 699 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,000 out why we always need to piss the episodes and then if you 700 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,920 look back, the thing we have in the middle of us is a giant 701 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,640 teapot to take a say to an astronaut helmet and we just 702 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,120 can't see drink tea the. Whole way through it. 703 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:47,840 That was long. Do you? 704 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,120 Remember doing the first episode? 705 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,360 In my house and said I. Remember doing them all in your 706 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,720 house, but I don't remember specifically being like this is 707 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,280 the. 1st no, I remember the first episode we did, it's 708 00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:01,040 cramped upstairs in Ned's was like we tester remember was you, 709 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,760 me and one of your mates and then he didn't want to do it 710 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,080 because he had a job and didn't want to be. 711 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,480 That's right. That was the first time we ever 712 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,360 did it. That's right. 713 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,360 I don't think we'd name for it or anything at that point, but 714 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,360 still. One that's brought with me a lot 715 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,640 is the meat books. I hear that all the time. 716 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,440 All the time. And then also some people remind 717 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,360 me. Oh, sure. 718 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,800 You firstly. Yeah, yeah. 719 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,080 Mid Yeah, Dave, if you've never seen it, Dave, stop talking for 720 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,400 one second and then just like. Old. 721 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,000 Dad guy just went yeah, real time was, I guess. 722 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,800 Yeah, yeah, I think they're pretty cool band. 723 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,200 And I went David, you're sleeping. 724 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,400 What was it? Yeah, that was a lot of fun. 725 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,520 They were. They were silly. 726 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,920 When you one of my highlights was when you were talking about 727 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,640 the office creator and you called them chicky vervees. 728 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,480 Yeah, which sounds like the number one Bollywood game. 729 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,720 Do you like? Could you ever see yourself 730 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,440 doing Bollywood? Oh yeah, I love that. 731 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,120 That'd be great. That'd be the head. 732 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,640 That's good. The NC Speaking of if I assume 733 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,200 is an Indian person, the guy on the viral video this week it 734 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,440 sounds, it sounds like an Indian accent, so I assume they're an 735 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,920 Indian person. It could be that accent. 736 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:15,320 It could be a an eastern accent, but there's a viral video going 737 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,800 on about someone's farting on a plane. 738 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,400 Have you seen this? Have you seen this? 739 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,760 Yeah. And basically it's just this 740 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,640 voice comes up and goes. Can you stop farting? 741 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,720 It smells bad. Can you try and get that up, 742 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,760 please? It's so funny. 743 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,640 It's all the funniest videos I've seen a long time. 744 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,840 Can you get signed on this? Do you know? 745 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,200 Do you know? Who that is like meat and drink 746 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,640 for? Like when you mention that 747 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,680 video, I go do you know who will have seen it and appreciate? 748 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,360 It Foster Yeah, loves it to get volume on this. 749 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:50,800 It really looks like dancing. Oh, head you, you get them on. 750 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,760 Yes. Think it's Foster. 751 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,160 You can find that. You're the Internet boy. 752 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,640 Internet boy. I find it. 753 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,480 Don't be afraid to type Indian. Yeah, I mean, definitely don't 754 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,320 be afraid of Indian and definitely spell right whoever. 755 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,960 Keep an Indian guy playing for another great album That's a 756 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,480 blur that. Could be a guy, an Indian guy's 757 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,560 name. I don't know an awful lot of 758 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,080 Indian. People what could be? 759 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,360 Playing fart man. Stop farting on the plane. 760 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,840 Yeah, I think that could be it. There. 761 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,520 Yeah. The one. 762 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,639 Do you think that's it there? Yes. 763 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:30,719 This is it. Yeah. 764 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,159 He's. He's taking mine. 765 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,199 He's got It's all right. I've seen it. 766 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:53,280 I can't hear it. He'd be my number one. 767 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:59,520 Suspect that's very good confidence to shout that plan 768 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,720 you know what you can never hear your farts in a plane anyway so 769 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,680 people are probably farting that's right and there's no. 770 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,840 Oh, of course, of course. An important. 771 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:14,400 Carbon pressure or something, you know, the Hezbollah in 772 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,240 general, it's just. Funny but I mean I don't know 773 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,480 how he's made such a career from it's just because he's we small 774 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,160 guy from the organs just loves. MMA. 775 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,680 Yeah. What about our boy Paul Hughes? 776 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,240 Do you want Paul Hughes fight? Yeah, it was. 777 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400 He's a bit mugged. He was mugged. 778 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,240 But you know what, I think it's one of those ones where in 779 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,000 defeat these games always ever wanted is the respect of the. 780 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,840 No, he wanted the belt specifically. 781 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,480 The thing you want is a single mind. 782 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,960 Yeah, he just wants the belt. He doesn't care about that. 783 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,200 He just wants the belt. He's got respect instead. 784 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,800 He doesn't want the respect, he wants the belt. 785 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,840 And he'll get it. He'll get. 786 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,080 It's been invited for dinner in Dagestan though, so oh. 787 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,520 Really. Which also sounds like a novel. 788 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,960 That sounds like a trap as well, although you're met off guys. 789 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,640 Yeah, you know what I would do? I don't know why no one's ever 790 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,520 slagged these guys before and just gone here mate. 791 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,480 That's where I think. Transplant trangle moustache. 792 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,040 Who's saying that? Dagestani guys. 793 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,400 Because they don't have the joined up it. 794 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,800 Can't grow on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 795 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,200 Can't do. It nothing they can do it they. 796 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,680 Don't can't do it like the Amish. 797 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,640 They're another brunch. I can't grow moustache. 798 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:18,520 Paul Paul was was mugged but it'll be unreal if they can have 799 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,920 that rematch in Belfast. But you know what I would do? 800 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,160 I'd like to see you all done up with. 801 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,480 That See, if I was near Michael Madoff, you know what I'd say? 802 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,120 Nah, Not going to Belfast. Yeah, I'm a champ. 803 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,720 You come to the mountains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 804 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,320 See what's happening? Dojo in the mountains? 805 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,920 Well, Hezbollah. Did you watch a fight? 806 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,560 I did. Oh, I didn't see it alive, but I 807 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,800 watched that effort. It's like Oasis all over you. 808 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,280 No, I don't get me started Oasis. 809 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,880 Would you like everyone at the boxing was like, oh, David 810 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,640 should do more like commentary and stuff? 811 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,920 Yeah, but you'll never will. You never do anything. 812 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,040 Hey man, don't ask me. Yeah. 813 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,680 It's not for me to go, hey, yeah, let me do more. 814 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,440 If only wants me to commentate, hey, I'll do it. 815 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,120 But Butler sort of got a weird side gig being like. 816 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,280 Yeah, what you should watch. MMA Oracle. 817 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,400 If you watched his boxing country, you don't know why. 818 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,360 Why was he he? Wasn't good. 819 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,360 All right, give me an example like because was he providing 820 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,080 the colour commentary or like? He wouldn't stop talking. 821 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,320 Right. Because sometimes. 822 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,160 Much. Sometimes. 823 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,840 I love you, but it's too much. When you had a boxer on with 824 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,120 something, Butler doing the job that the boxer should have been 825 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,280 doing of being like here, he. Was doing the job the boxer 826 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,200 should have been doing, the job I should have been doing, and he 827 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,600 was just talking too much about everything. 828 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,800 He was asking himself questions and answering them. 829 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,960 David, he knows a lot about. MMA, in fairness and he's. 830 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,200 What should the next comedians event be? 831 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,680 What would you like to see this year? 832 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,240 I mean, I've said it before many times, naked attractions when 833 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,080 I'm going for Yeah, I want to see that. 834 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,920 I mean, what I'm doing tomorrow because you have other plans. 835 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,800 I'm filling in your void on the tights again. 836 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,360 I'm making a return. I'm the only return of them. 837 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,400 Forever faithful. Going back, so much fun. 838 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,560 You know that last time. I. 839 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,080 So it's what it's. Never felt the motion like. 840 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,720 It's a version of what show the traders the. 841 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,600 Traders but I just. Tell me what the gist of the 842 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,040 traders is. The gist? 843 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,120 Someone's a liar. No, the the you get picked with 844 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,680 three traders or maybe 2 traders and basically you have to figure 845 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,160 out who the traders are and oust them and then you split the 846 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,000 money with the faithfuls or if the trade, if there's even one 847 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,520 trader left right at the end, they get all the money. 848 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,120 So the traders are trying to turn people against each other. 849 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,720 It's all very does it ever kick off? 850 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,320 Oh, why at the round table? It's wild. 851 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,920 My people are cute. You're, you're the Yeah. 852 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,640 You're a trader like not and then people will just. 853 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,720 Me. Bareface, lighter face now. 854 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:30,800 There was a woman on this, by the way. 855 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,360 Does it benefit you to seem like you're a trader ever if you're 856 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,920 not a trader? No, because if you if you're not 857 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,520 a trader, you seem like a trader that would. 858 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,600 You. Like that? 859 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,200 Programme There was a woman, there was a woman in this year's 860 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,080 traders called Linda and she was like the the most over the top 861 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,360 actor. It was so funny and she made it 862 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,320 quite far considering. But the very first time they 863 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,240 they picked 2 traders or No 3 traders and then at the round 864 00:38:55,240 --> 00:39:00,880 table Claudie goes traitors and Linda goes like that and then 865 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,040 this guy Jake was like whatever. I'm such a bad. 866 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,160 Bluff whenever she said. You're traitors, Linda. 867 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:10,320 You fully went. Yes, but she somehow managed to 868 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,720 block Black. Should I watch the trailer? 869 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,800 I've never seen it in my life. It's so brilliant, it is so 870 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,880 good. And then when we did the version 871 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,560 of it, I wasn't sure how it would translate because 872 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,360 obviously you don't have three weeks and it's but unbelievably 873 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,280 done. And then like I. 874 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,640 Hope they did it again. But you know who I earn a lot of 875 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,480 respect or who earn my respect and I will trust forever brought 876 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,920 a diamond, right? Because we we sort of became a 877 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,640 bit of a team. And then when the trader saw we 878 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,920 were a team house that her killed her. 879 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,640 The traitor did. They killed Brona. 880 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,080 How can they do that? The, the traitors get together 881 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,200 and decide we're going to murder. 882 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,720 So basically, right, you get together at the round table 883 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,680 every night, everybody traitors and faithfuls. 884 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,120 And you put a case to who you think's a traitor and you vote 885 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,480 for who you think's a traitor, right? 886 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,520 Try and oust them. And then at the end they go out 887 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,600 and go either I'm a faithful or a traitor, right? 888 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,360 And then they say what they are. And then it's they're 889 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,000 heartbroken if they get a faithful, but if they get a 890 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,440 traitor, it's the best feeling. But then after that, the traders 891 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,080 go up to the wee turret and then they're in the wee turret and 892 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,080 then they go. We're going to murder somebody, 893 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,600 so they tactically try to kill off people to like, turn the 894 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,360 people. Surely you'd be suspicious when 895 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,360 a small group of people are going away? 896 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,520 But it's secret, you know? No, I had a bit of an issue with 897 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:17,560 that, but I was away a couple weeks ago on a job and met a guy 898 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,800 who's the host of the Hungarian Traders. 899 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,760 Fuck show business some. Crack in it. 900 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,200 Big shout. Out to Mamana Teller, right And 901 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,200 he? Hunt. 902 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,800 Yeah, I'm a tick. We've been through this. 903 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,040 No, he was tell. So I had all the questions about 904 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,280 how the actual how does. He lead with that. 905 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,360 When you meet him, what does he tell you? 906 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,120 Straight away I was just I was talking to him about the traders 907 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,520 and he was like, oh I hosted hungry and I was like spoofer 908 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,760 and then he showed me some stuff. 909 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,120 Is it high end production? Oh, it's good luck. 910 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,720 And he and he, he looks very impressive. 911 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,600 He's very slick in a suit and all. 912 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,280 It's very so I was asking how do they do it? 913 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,880 Like how do other content like, because I, I thought you could 914 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,920 just peek out your window and see who's leaving the digs at 915 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,080 night and be like, well, he's a traitor, but he's not all very 916 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,720 secret security or garden people. 917 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,600 He abroad. And have you done it in America 918 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,400 yet? Oh, why? 919 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,600 There's a guy, he's an, he's a British dude, hosted, and I 920 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,000 don't know if he's an actor, he's just a Alan. 921 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,640 Somebody think he's called Alan Cummings. 922 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,760 Cummings. Yeah, he hosts the American 923 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,160 Traders. He's a bit of a boy. 924 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,480 Wouldn't it? Yeah, but then what? 925 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,800 Yeah, but what a teller. What? 926 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,240 You tell me. Boy or no? 927 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,320 Yeah, 100%. Boy, we have top laughed. 928 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,920 But what a teller told me was that some of the the contestants 929 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,080 had to get taken out of the show because of like having near 930 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,680 mental episodes because they were so paranoid about the stuff 931 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,560 that was going on. And it's so mad. 932 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,800 So what was your tactic? Say, say you you play it and 933 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,640 you're a traitor. What can you do to seem less 934 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,800 like a traitor? To be honest, right, but there 935 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,680 were certain things that happened in the last one that I 936 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,560 think as returning forever faithful I'll I'll be able to 937 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,960 I'll be able to sort of weed weed out the traders. 938 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,920 Now I had an idea who would have been the traitor and I I was the 939 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,880 second last faithful. Willie T was the last faithful, 940 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,040 but I I thought it was between him. 941 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,240 And Willie T No one looks more like a traitor. 942 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,120 No, Willie, like every historical traitor, looks like 943 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,920 Willie T. Yeah, but the traitors were, and 944 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,680 people I'll never trust again. Amory Wallace, David Dirty David 945 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,920 Dougherty. Jeff, by the way, because he was 946 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,440 a filthy player. And then Mckagney. 947 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,120 Why were they? Why are people felt? 948 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,440 Again? I don't understand the show so 949 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,920 tell me what? Someone tell me what a. 950 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,480 Traitor can do David David DDJ, who I love by the way, but after 951 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:34,560 this trust is broken. He was so he played it like such 952 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,120 an honest fear. He was so reassuring. 953 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,120 He was like me Mother Goose, but all along he was deceiving us 954 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,800 and how I I knew he was a traitor was at the end of the 955 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,480 game. You had to get to do you want to 956 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,000 end the game, which is when you think everybody is a faithful 957 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,680 and then or do you want to play or do you want to banish again? 958 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,440 I went round and I said I want to. 959 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,880 I think I said I want to end the game maybe, but then no, he said 960 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,680 play again first. I said you. 961 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,880 Rat. You rapping you and then there's 962 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,360 3:00 to 2:00. So I got forwarded like now. 963 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,880 Well, you're forwarded like the traders obviously one, but it 964 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,280 was actually done the last four because I'm Reagan photo like. 965 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:12,880 If you could play rebooted, No. Here's a better question. 966 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,440 TV execs come up to you, you're Hungarian, made a telecoms up to 967 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,440 you and he's like bastard. You're wow. 968 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,480 He goes. He goes. 969 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,520 I told some people in Hungry about you, they've picked you 970 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,680 up, right? They've looked up yourself and 971 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,440 they love it all your back catalogue. 972 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,520 They love it. Yeah. 973 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:36,000 He's like Jim N Bastard. They love your gym character. 974 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,440 They love it. Beansie Norty Shore. 975 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,920 He's like bastard. They love it. 976 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:46,960 He says get on this call this top exact from Hungarian TV guys 977 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,040 like hello, is that David you be you. 978 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,800 Yes, bastard, he. Goes yes, bastard they want. 979 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,880 You to because. They have not many TV shows 980 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:02,240 there, right? They want you to reboot Auktv 981 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,800 show in Hungary. He's a blank. 982 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,480 Chequebook. It's your show. 983 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,200 What what? What do you want it to be? 984 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,400 See, if you had asked me a few years ago to say he's asking, 985 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,480 but I would have said gladiators. 986 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,560 He goes bastard, it's present and bastard. 987 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,040 No bullseye. It's good fun, isn't it? 988 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,280 It's defunct, is it? Yeah, they tried to break. 989 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,880 Back. I did really like Big Break, but 990 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,680 that's what's part of my thing. I bring back Jim Davidson. 991 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,320 You look like me, and you in 10 years are going to look like Jim 992 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,000 Davidson, that big fellow who Virgo. 993 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,640 Yeah, yeah, but I would insist it's ATV comeback for Jim 994 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,640 Davidson and he's the host in Hungry just to see what he's got 995 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,280 up his sleeve, be a lot of fun. And then Stephen Lee, you know 996 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,960 the the snooker player who got banned for match fixing, He'd be 997 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,000 the. Virgo, you're the laziest 998 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,840 snooker player I've ever seen. Yeah. 999 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:55,080 Yeah, I would I. Then ask you man. 1000 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,920 Fear Factor looked like so much fun. 1001 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,800 Because jewellery. Why don't you just marry jewel 1002 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,000 man? Why don't you just move out the 1003 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,320 taxes and marry him? Fear factor would be terrible. 1004 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,520 I'm not a I'm not a JRK. I'm not a jewel. 1005 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:19,240 Case that's OK. I mean JRKAJRKAJRK, do you love 1006 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,200 him? Do you think if you met him, 1007 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,480 would you bow down and kiss his feet? 1008 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:30,040 No, no, no, yeah, no, I, I pleasantly chat to, but what? 1009 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,520 I've been so lost if I did a podcast. 1010 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,960 He brought up anything intellectual. 1011 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,440 What show do you think? But then he's not that smart a 1012 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,880 guy either. He's thinks he is if you and 1013 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,320 then he's like, man, I'm a mushrooms. 1014 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,680 You'd be like I did, edible. So good. 1015 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,800 Yeah. What do you think would be the 1016 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,680 show you would be the best host of? 1017 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,040 So not necessarily the the show you want to bring back, but you 1018 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,200 think I would do a great job with that Blinded. 1019 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,200 I could see you doing that. In fact, there's the show for 1020 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,480 you to bring back you'd be great at. 1021 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,120 That I think. I think I could have a lot of 1022 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,000 fun. What about that? 1023 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,560 There's a comedian's event, but not even you could do it with 1024 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,760 the podcast listeners. The patrons bring some of the 1025 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,240 single ones up. They're blinded that. 1026 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,560 Could be a lot of fun. We don't, we don't have the 1027 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,240 public liability to cover what could happen in that situation. 1028 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,400 But you know what could happen? Why? 1029 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,600 What do you mean the screen come back? 1030 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,320 Or do you mean like if? People after after the show, 1031 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,840 what happens? Would we still be liable? 1032 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,600 No want to leave the studio. It's whatever done. 1033 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,480 Yeah. This is Dan's way of being Like 1034 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,520 I need to be in the bedroom if anything happens between these 1035 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,120 contestants. Yeah. 1036 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,880 Down there with a hard handle. Yeah. 1037 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,760 But it's like there's nothing else about we hard. 1038 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,480 However, his penis. Oh, he never works protection on 1039 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:40,640 that thing, but the the the dating game killer. 1040 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,240 Have you seen that? There's a movie out about that 1041 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,920 guy? No, and he went on his dating 1042 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,200 show and then basically he was just a serial killer. 1043 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,760 He was a horrible. Guy, what was he like, Fun on 1044 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,640 the show? Yeah. 1045 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,240 But then. A lot of them are. 1046 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,400 Different. Anna Kendrick. 1047 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,560 Did she direct? I think she wrote and directed 1048 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,560 it on. It's on Netflix. 1049 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,440 It's good film. It's pretty like, it makes you 1050 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,440 uncomfortable. As it should. 1051 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,560 Serial killer film. Yeah. 1052 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,440 But, you know, sometimes they make serial killers be like, oh, 1053 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,400 look at them like girls love to be like, oh. 1054 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,840 Jeffrey Damerno. Yeah. 1055 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,760 So. I mean, you're like, he's gay 1056 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,960 anyway. Wouldn't be interested in yet. 1057 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,160 I'm also dead. Yeah. 1058 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,640 And it eats people. Yeah. 1059 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,080 I mean, there's a lot of problems here, a lot of red 1060 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,840 flags. Jeffrey. 1061 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,040 Yeah. You know, gay and dead. 1062 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,120 Yeah. He's not going to be cut. 1063 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,400 New York. I'd have some blanket. 1064 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,720 Blanket would be a lot. Of you know what blind date 1065 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,920 hosting blanket is a lot of facial expressions I guess to 1066 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,120 the audience. Yeah, you know what else you'd 1067 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,920 be good at? You could be 2025 by anymore 1068 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,640 because he was the king. Hey, gonna take that title. 1069 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,280 Throw it right back at you. You keep it. 1070 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,040 I'm not looking to be 2025 Barrymore. 1071 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,000 But you know, if separate the artist from the art. 1072 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,080 Yeah, Barrymore. Separate the artist from the 1073 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,160 arts. Yeah, but Barrymore was. 1074 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,720 You want me to hold? He was hilarious. 1075 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:52,880 You want me to host Barrymore's pool party? 1076 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,640 No, that's distasteful. Shame. 1077 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,680 No what is? What is his? 1078 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,120 His shows called Barrymore strike it Lucky you could do 1079 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,960 Shane Todge strike. It. 1080 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,400 Strike it lucky. Yeah, she had Tod strike it 1081 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,240 lucky. I don't even. 1082 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:11,840 Know that show the generation game which she know it, but they 1083 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,040 they he was he was. Very How many fortunes is fun? 1084 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,400 Yeah, catch phrase which do that. 1085 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,800 It was good fun too. If you see it's. 1086 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,480 Yeah, I don't know if the buzz would be there for a coming 1087 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,320 back. Yeah, I think Roy did it too 1088 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,680 well. It's hard to house party, right? 1089 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,800 She told House party what's up. By the way, Roy Walker, I'm come 1090 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,680 for you. It's calling him out here. 1091 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,080 Yeah. Why? 1092 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,880 Because when I met him last year, he's like, why are all 1093 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:40,040 comedians fat nowadays? I looked around the room. 1094 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,480 I'm like, well, why are they all? 1095 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,360 You're wondering, is it some kind of catch phrase thing? 1096 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,040 He's like, no, no, no, you're fat. 1097 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,240 Yeah, all right, right. Disrespectful. 1098 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,440 But no by the way. Is he calling you Mr Chips? 1099 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,960 No, I actually do look a bit like Mr Chips. 1100 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,280 I can. If you bring back and you're 1101 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,200 freezing the thing, I'll paint myself yellow with a wee Red 1102 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:57,840 Nose. Why? 1103 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,480 I don't know, it's a bit out of order. 1104 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,760 You met him for the first time? Yeah, and he said hello. 1105 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,040 Why? Why are all comedians fat 1106 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,400 nowadays? Might because of you, brother. 1107 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,160 You laid the foundation so we could eat. 1108 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,400 Thank you. And I kissed them. 1109 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am. 1110 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,000 But by the way, he's playing in the in the Grand Opera House on 1111 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,960 Saturday night. Roy Walker, Jimmy Crickett, Jane 1112 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,320 Fitzpatrick. No. 1113 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,960 This Saturday. Yeah, this Saturday and we'll go 1114 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,240 to that. There's an outside chance. 1115 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,840 I'll go with you to that. An outside chance. 1116 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,600 But it's great. Now I think this might have 1117 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,560 happened before where I said that and then someone else in 1118 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,720 this room or mystery guest, when were you instead is that? 1119 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,440 Right. No, he cancelled on me as well. 1120 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,840 Diddy. Yeah, RB. 1121 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,920 Rap bastard. Rap. 1122 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,920 Bastard. But my friend Sean Haggerty want 1123 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,160 me. You became friends with a lot of 1124 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,320 older comedians. Well, not Roy Walker. 1125 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,560 Yeah. Adrian Walsh. 1126 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:45,880 Yeah. Yeah. 1127 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,760 Good friends. You're like the youngest guy in 1128 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,200 that scene. Yeah, but I mean I. 1129 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,320 Feel like your scene? I respect them, Yeah. 1130 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,920 You know, I like them now. And I think you're. 1131 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,320 The Old Guy comic Circle. But you know what hit? 1132 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,200 Yeah, Well, I did tour support with Tim McGarry. 1133 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,440 He's a great privilege. A different audience, you know, 1134 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,800 we're not all walking up on stage to that audience being 1135 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,600 like, man, I'm in my I'm in the fields and not feeling the 1136 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,720 vibes. I've got their cortisone and my 1137 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,440 brain. And also that's nowadays, I'm 1138 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,360 going to be like, you remember the Tigs not fucking I'm loving. 1139 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,840 It I love it. But it's a bit. 1140 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,920 A bit of mixing it because nowadays I feel like a lot of 1141 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,360 the stuff the young kids listen to, I'm like, oh snore off and 1142 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,400 get a life having troubles. I've been doing student union 1143 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,800 gigs all week and I don't know young people. 1144 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,920 I genuinely asked them. If you were a guy last night. 1145 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,680 Like you dip into the the youth, like you still keep your finger 1146 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,080 in the youth. Like you, you like to be like 1147 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,120 this hot guy, even though you're near 40 and it's getting a bit 1148 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,120 weird. But you're like, you love it 1149 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,440 when 17 year old girls come watching all because it's weird. 1150 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,520 But, you know, so you'll be the student union being like, yeah, 1151 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,640 you know, where's that? I'm in the home. 1152 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,400 Do that camera. I'm in the yeah. 1153 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,080 Yeah, yeah. In the union they're like mad. 1154 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:57,040 You remember the key Stage 3, you know, And I'm there just 1155 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,520 with talking to all people about Ian Dreblin. 1156 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,640 Joe's crazy. The references that you think 1157 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,600 they'll get that they have no idea of, yeah, they don't know 1158 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,560 what we're talking about. They they have no idea. 1159 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,560 No. Give me. 1160 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,360 Something I think the the kids still love. 1161 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,880 I was taught well. I genuinely was like Drake, I, 1162 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,000 I. I love Drake. 1163 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,400 Well, I know the thing they're big into. 1164 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,760 Uh huh. Eating ass. 1165 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,960 OK. So I said that I went what he is 1166 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,320 like, that's what you guys love. And a lot of them were just busy 1167 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,040 in the audience being like, yeah, yeah. 1168 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,360 Now these are 1819 year olds, but they love it. 1169 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,560 But what? What's the next move after 1170 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,320 eating ass? Like what? 1171 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,720 Cause what's the next? What the people do? 1172 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,880 But what's the next like? Dessert. 1173 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,120 The thing but that would have felt and put you off your ice 1174 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,000 cream, you know, Speaking of fancy and Kylie Mill, that's 1175 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,520 another thing you do when you hit that. 1176 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,360 Eat Roman, Roman, Raith and ice cream. 1177 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know, like if eaten 1178 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,040 ass is the big thing now, what's the next thing going to be? 1179 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,600 Oh, you're right, right, you know. 1180 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,600 It's going to be because it gets like I remember whenever I like. 1181 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,000 Fingering was our thing, and then there must be. 1182 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,680 Seen you. That was big when we were kids 1183 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,480 and then there must have been something next 69 and going on 1184 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,040 maybe and then. Oh, no 69 and predated that. 1185 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,480 You think so? No, I'm sorry. 1186 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,200 Sorry. You're right. 1187 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,520 Because it used to be holding hands. 1188 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,360 Fingering. Then kicking on the neck. 1189 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,480 Yeah, hecky, hecky. Hecky's That was maybe Hecky. 1190 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,080 'S were before fingering. Yeah, then you went the 1191 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,280 fingering, but that could just be us getting older and being 1192 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,480 able to do that. It'd be weird if you started the 1193 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,840 finger and ended hickeys hard to. 1194 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,600 Yeah. So what's going to be next? 1195 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,400 Probably just being fully shot on or booked on or something, 1196 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,360 Yeah. What turns me on? 1197 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,360 Yeah. Well, fate has become a big 1198 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,440 thing. But fate was mad. 1199 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,400 I think Fate was before us, Alan. 1200 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,080 I think so. Maybe like could the ear come 1201 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,080 into it a bit more? Is this the year of the year? 1202 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,680 Yeah, the year of the year, but then like if you were. 1203 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,120 Genitals in the ear. And because. 1204 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:59,880 That's why I'm doing catch, but that's not right. 1205 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,560 But. Balls aren't nice like people 1206 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,840 thought. Playing with ball No. 1207 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,360 That could be something, putting balls into things, putting the 1208 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,880 balls in instead of the the. Then I think people are like 1209 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:15,520 nowadays, the kids of today are subjected to so much anything in 1210 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,000 the like. Nothing, nothing shocks them or 1211 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,920 surprise them. I remember in our day, Channel 1212 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,040 5, the movie on Friday night, Softcore, that's all you needed. 1213 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,280 The excitement was in your mind. None of these kids don't have 1214 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,080 minds anymore. They're all AI, they're all Elon 1215 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,880 Musk wire to the brain. Nothing excite them anymore. 1216 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,760 What's going to be mutilation? It'll be something to do with 1217 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,040 eyes or ears. Oh. 1218 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,960 Yeah, it'll be eyes. Yeah. 1219 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,600 Lick an eyeball. So, like whenever you talk about 1220 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,280 E NASA, like, shut up. Oh, man. 1221 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1222 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,960 Do you not you figured weirdo like, you know, it was big on 1223 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,080 our day to tingleberries. Don't talk about that anymore. 1224 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,760 I mean, if you're eating NASA dingleberries, gross. 45 a day. 1225 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:58,760 Yeah, what do you prefer? Blue Rasper Dingle. 1226 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,720 As we take a little 5 minute break, can we just ask people 1227 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,400 watching to write in the comment section what will be the big sex 1228 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,560 thing in 2025? Let us know. 1229 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,320 We're going to take 5 minute break and then we will be back 1230 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,840 with another guest joining us on the couch. 1231 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,480 Hey, that's a slur, guys. Welcome back to this live 1232 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,800 episode of the Team With Me podcast. 1233 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:27,520 We're here all week ahead of SSE on the 23rd of May to Friday 1234 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:32,520 night Baby SSE. Bigger, better, Brasher 1235 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,440 browsers. Blocked. 1236 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,280 But. Black.com. 1237 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,280 I don't know. I just don't know. 1238 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,240 We're just name it born. Black.com. 1239 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,440 Black, he said. Browsers. 1240 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,800 Yeah, but did you just say black dot? 1241 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,840 Com. Black dot. 1242 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,720 Com The blacks that's. A terrible. 1243 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,840 Start. Blacks is an outdoor pursuit 1244 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,960 shop. Yeah. 1245 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,600 Oh, is it over? That's what I meant then. 1246 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,080 You. Porno. 1247 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,000 Guy, what the fuck, dude? Yeah. 1248 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,200 Actually, I'm. Really. 1249 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,880 Not Alan. You 100% look like guy who pays 1250 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,520 premium on multiple websites. I really don't actually. 1251 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,320 I'm horny guy. I've got an imagination. 1252 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,160 Oh wow. I'll write stories and then just 1253 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,440 Jack. Sorry, Google just came up on 1254 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,440 the TV there and I said he's going to type in black.com. 1255 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,360 I'm like. Don't know. 1256 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,000 Why? What's wrong with him? 1257 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:22,760 Yeah, I was only in the White Duck on over. 1258 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,840 Here. Goodness me in the door, ladies 1259 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,760 and gentlemen. Alan Irwin. 1260 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,880 Hello can I? Say something. 1261 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,120 Yeah, I like your outfit. I think you look radiant. 1262 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,640 Thanks. Beer looks good, your glasses 1263 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,680 look good, you look like you're But they give a keynote at a 1264 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,960 startup. Oh, yeah. 1265 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,960 Like I'm like, here's something you're going to invest loads of 1266 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,280 money in and it's going nowhere. Like it's I'm going to Mexico 1267 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,920 with 50 million. Black.com. 1268 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,680 It's the next big thing, like it's a current big thing, if you 1269 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,520 know. What I mean, like the guy you 1270 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,520 look like, the guy that would actually be like part 1271 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,120 ownerofblack.com for like, Oh, yes, it's quite a surprise, but 1272 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,720 it's not like, yeah. You know, I'm just, I'm being 1273 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,160 attracted. I've turned, I've turned my 1274 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,200 passion into your career. Join me. 1275 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:13,640 Can I ask what kind of thing you can see on Black Duck Fleeces? 1276 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,200 Beanies. I see beanies all right. 1277 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,080 I kind of think it's absolutely battered apart. 1278 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,160 Beanies. The kind. 1279 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:22,920 Of thing you'd see on browsers, but just one category 1280 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,840 essentially. Right. 1281 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,480 OK. And what's your category into 1282 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,320 the other than? Blacks I'm not really this is 1283 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,440 the thing genuine. I know I have the look of a 1284 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:34,600 masturbator, but like I really am. 1285 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,280 I'm not a big. I'm not into port at all. 1286 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,200 Saying that you you're just looking to let loose. 1287 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,000 Have we chill? What sort of? 1288 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,280 Am I really going to talk about this? 1289 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,480 Yeah, yeah. This is good. 1290 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,200 If anybody from work sees this now, go to the office. 1291 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,000 All right, now you know what I want to. 1292 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,720 Be like Alan, we need to talk to you about your Internet history 1293 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:52,280 here. You told this black.com was 1294 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,000 where you buy your fleeces, no? Like, I'm currently on my lunch. 1295 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,720 I have to go back. If anybody's watching this, 1296 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:59,360 they're like, there he is, the man who loves black.com. 1297 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,280 Like, can you shut up now? I'm doing a presentation. 1298 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:11,960 You know, like. You got a good imagination, 1299 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,080 Things that have happened or things that could happen. 1300 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,800 Do you know what I mean? Both. 1301 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,040 Why not? You know, I mean, that's, you 1302 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,280 know, or. You can remix memories as well, 1303 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,080 you know. You. 1304 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,440 Probably put Missy Elliott into it or whatever you would like. 1305 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,440 Dan, what do people think is going to I don't ask you first 1306 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,440 of all, sorry to started sexual. It. 1307 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,080 Won't be like up for the rest until 1:00. 1308 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,280 But what I'm saying is what do? What can you see be in the next 1309 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:42,360 big thing? See, this feels like it's tone a 1310 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,640 dime, but I'm going to say I don't know what the term for 1311 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,240 this is. Fuck. 1312 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:58,040 Bum bum wanking like, you know, no, you know, like like like you 1313 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:04,200 not she just my her mothers watching me like. 1314 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,480 What when you're pump like it? Oh, actually suppose that too. 1315 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,560 So I shouldn't, you know, no like like. 1316 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,480 I've always wanted to ask what is bum wanking? 1317 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:20,560 Like like using, oh God, just go on using the bum as like a hand, 1318 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,800 like the curve, the crack of the bum, like between the cheeks. 1319 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,320 So you're not you're not going in or anything. 1320 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,760 You're just like kind of kill yourself. 1321 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,400 No, do something else you've got right. 1322 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,560 So hypothetically, you and me, you're going to bum like, oh so 1323 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,920 like by the way, that it means is outlawed under the Geneva 1324 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,400 Convention against war crimes like a tip wank with the bum 1325 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,040 crack. I said you meant wanking your 1326 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,840 own bum. I mean, you do, what do you 1327 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,040 grab? Like, I don't know, like 1328 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,280 flicking your bum holders, like spitting stuff in your own bum. 1329 00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,520 I'm not even here for five fucking minutes. 1330 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,320 What happened? So so you're saying yes? 1331 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,960 So like a tit wank? But with the bum. 1332 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,080 Right. And is it going to be like all 1333 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,760 the different, I mean you? Can't, but I'd recommend. 1334 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,760 It can't be a lesbian thing really, but so I. 1335 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,080 Could, but you know what I mean? Yeah. 1336 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,720 So it'd be more do you reckon it's a heterosexual thing or a 1337 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,600 gay thing, or a bit of both or? Both. 1338 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,400 Why not? Would you? 1339 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,960 Incorporate anything with that. Like what if you get a few 1340 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,080 years, you could do it in a wee run. 1341 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,080 Like if it was, if it was again, you have like 5 like 1342 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,160 back-to-back, but what got the backs on? 1343 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,760 Here's what you could do at the front, brother, if you lined it 1344 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,720 up properly. Slip and slide kind of thing. 1345 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,120 If you lined all the boys up, you could slide from one through 1346 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,520 5. If you were pushed, you'd need 1347 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,480 another two guys. What, like a fucking pushing? 1348 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,680 You'd need someone to pull. Yeah, like a like a gay could 1349 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,000 run. Like, like a human spunky peed 1350 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:47,360 like. Yeah, like a Knobsleigh. 1351 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,240 Yeah, yeah. Jamaica's right and good at 1352 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,200 that, actually. On black.com also. 1353 00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,120 Wouldn't need pushed. Yeah, I could see Bomb Wank 1354 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,600 being big. If it's a big bump. 1355 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,760 But then what's to stop you just wanting to put it into the bum? 1356 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:10,320 Well, if I don't know about you, but then it goes again is enough 1357 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,760 for it to happen. They also have to want it to 1358 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,600 happen, Dave. They can't just go well I want 1359 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,160 to put it in. Dave can't. 1360 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,040 Just bomb wank if they don't want you to do that either. 1361 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,960 Equally as. Well, I'll say, but I could. 1362 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,040 See a scenario where somebody's like you can bomb wank me, but 1363 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,240 you can't bomb me. That's. 1364 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,560 OK. Well, then I would be like, OK, 1365 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,960 that's fair enough. The way you'd imply. 1366 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,040 Oh no. No, no, no. 1367 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,000 I just imagine if. You could do that thing, you'd 1368 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,560 be that bastard doesn't things like oh it's fine. 1369 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,280 And then you'd be off with her for over 2 days. 1370 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,600 I know. Yeah, yeah, don't worry about. 1371 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,080 It's fine. I'm going to go to the 1372 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:44,400 traditional bomb wank, sticking things up my bomb law. 1373 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:52,200 It's fucking lunchtime. Oh yeah, and Daddy's hungry. 1374 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,520 Please never call yourself daddy, ask to God. 1375 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,600 What about all you know? I thought 2025 was a year of the 1376 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,680 snake, not the bomb. Wine you. 1377 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,640 Know what he hates? He hates the voice. 1378 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,320 We do. Oh, I hate it, I hate it. 1379 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:02,760 I hate it. I'll. 1380 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,320 Set a voice. No, no, I'll be like you hate 1381 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,000 Danny. You don't like? 1382 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,720 It no you'll do like 2 minutes in normal. 1383 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,840 Chat and then they'll go oh daddy. 1384 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,160 Give us your best. Oh daddy. 1385 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,880 Oh, Daddy. I'm leaving. 1386 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,280 I can't. Oh yeah, I was here for 1387 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,480 black.com, but I'm not here for that boy. 1388 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,400 Dan Harris with what suggestions people think going to be big 1389 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,080 this year? Very few things will come in 1390 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,880 ghost. Ghost sex is one thing that's 1391 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:29,600 coming. I'm not. 1392 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:33,640 They haven't explained it right. 100% can see this being a thing 1393 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,200 if it's not already. Yeah, but there are people that 1394 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,720 have sex with Ghost. Stanley that Leaf has a whole 1395 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,680 song about that. But he doesn't actually. 1396 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,040 He doesn't claim in real life. Well, he's got the inspiration 1397 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,720 to write the song. For I think that just started as 1398 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,760 an excuse for ectoplasm. You know you're like I was a 1399 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,120 ghost in here writing me. Yeah. 1400 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,600 It's a great execution. But is it? 1401 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:56,120 Do you think it's like a specific ghost of someone sexy 1402 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,520 who's died or do you think it's just? 1403 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,280 Oh, no, I think, I think it's just a generic sexy ghost that 1404 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,400 lives in your house, you know, like a Victorian ghost. 1405 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,000 You're like, oh, you've just got a petticoat on, you know? 1406 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,200 You're like, yeah, you know why I think that's horny, but yeah. 1407 01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:12,760 What are you actually though? You're not getting any friction 1408 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,960 or anything. No. 1409 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,280 But also it's literally not happening. 1410 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,960 So are you just lying there with an interaction going Yeah, and 1411 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,000 nothing's touching. Yeah, hold on. 1412 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,320 Are you the ghost or the guy there? 1413 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,160 Pardon. I'm the guy or the ghost in 1414 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,520 Lazo. Oh no, but then the ghost can 1415 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,960 just pass through walls who shouldn't can pass through. 1416 01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,880 Penises. Penises. 1417 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:37,080 Can Ghost pick things up? I don't know Ghost Guster, but 1418 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,000 scoring Poltergeist, yeah. Yeah. 1419 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,400 Move my cock just slightly to there and then back, and then 1420 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,400 slightly to there and then back and then. 1421 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,040 Slow Altergeist. Haltergeist. 1422 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,680 Yeah, there you go. Maybe that's what you could. 1423 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,280 Pull their gashes so. See, if you're lying in bed and 1424 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,560 you feel like a tickle in your bum cheeks, you'll know you're 1425 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,800 being getting a bum. Given a bum job there ghost. 1426 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,720 No, you're just receiving a bum wine from a. 1427 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:01,120 Good. Oh yeah. 1428 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,960 So no. So you aren't the receiver, are 1429 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,280 you? Because you're not getting 1430 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:06,480 anything. If I feel a tickle of. 1431 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,000 My bum cheeks that I'm the receiver. 1432 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,400 You're not getting anything from the bum wanker. 1433 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,280 Yeah, you know what, Dave? I'm not such a selfish lover. 1434 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,920 I could do things that just in the moment aren't about me. 1435 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,960 Oh well, you're not my kind of guy then. 1436 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,680 But he'd be having fun. Yeah, you. 1437 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,720 Probably not getting that sensation you're talking about, 1438 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,200 but. Right you'd be if I stand up. 1439 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,600 Can you rub your finger on my bum cheek just so I can feel all 1440 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,240 the senses? There is actually no word on 1441 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,200 which that's going to. Happen. 1442 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,720 Just pretend you're a ghost. Yeah. 1443 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,760 Doesn't even. Jay says. 1444 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,720 Armpit winks. That's that's, that's been 1445 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,200 around for a while and. I. 1446 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,920 What? Yeah, no, that that's the thing. 1447 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:48,040 It's it's a thing. No, not for me, thankfully, but 1448 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,760 for armpit knee. That's very much hardcore 1449 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,440 Christian teenagers. You know, it's it's not sexual 1450 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,880 because it doesn't involve the meshing of genitals. 1451 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,240 Come here. Let. 1452 01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,440 Me tell you something, I used to work with a guy told us in the 1453 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,560 pot a long time ago. I used to work with a guy ages 1454 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:06,840 ago, and he was telling me he was dating a Christian, and he's 1455 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,480 a little bit of a Christian himself. 1456 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,120 And he's like, yeah. He's like, she's not them. 1457 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,160 We're probably like 17 at the time. 1458 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,920 He was. She won't let me like, you know, 1459 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,440 have sex with her. Like, she's just not up for 1460 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,160 that. So fine. 1461 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,640 And I was like, I was like, all right, yeah, just just want to 1462 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,040 wait. After marriage, He's like, yeah, 1463 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,440 yeah. And I was like, but of a 1464 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,680 nightmare. He goes, yeah. 1465 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,200 He's like, she'll only let me. Do you know, like, that's it. 1466 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,480 I was like. Because the bomb wank hadn't 1467 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,640 been invented yet. But he was making out like. 1468 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,040 That's normally just hold. I have heard of that right? 1469 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,560 But like. But surely God doesn't. 1470 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,440 But he don't want you do not like. 1471 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,200 Of. Course not really. 1472 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,960 What? What the fuck? 1473 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,520 Hold on, Alan. Alan, take it back. 1474 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,200 All right, he's, he's real if you believe in him or Israel, 1475 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:55,000 like who's that? God? 1476 01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,400 Who is it? If you believe in him, he's 1477 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,160 real. Who's that? 1478 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,040 I'll, I'll drop that Fred Alan here. 1479 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,400 You look like youth minister who's gone rogue and gone off a 1480 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,200 reservation. Start. 1481 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,360 I know I was trying to warn jumpers. 1482 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,040 Yeah, you start a. Podcast what this actually looks 1483 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,360 like. It looks like you use it or two 1484 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,120 youth pastors and I'm an ex paramilitary. 1485 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,720 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1486 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,520 Never talk to me about the danger of drugs. 1487 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever tried a bomb wank, 1488 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,360 Sir? Good Lord, no. 1489 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,920 But so let me get this straight. They're saying that they have 1490 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:25,000 anal sex. But because they can't have P&V. 1491 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,680 But then he allowed to have boobs involved as well. 1492 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,640 Or just no, I'd say. So. 1493 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,280 I don't think I would be too keen enough anal sex. 1494 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:39,240 I wouldn't fancy it, right? Yeah. 1495 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,520 Thanks dear. Yeah, anyway. 1496 01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,040 John, you've been doing a gig recently. 1497 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,360 Or. Not really. 1498 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,000 Actually. I've got a bit out of a three 1499 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,120 weeks off. It was great. 1500 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,400 Did nothing. Apart from wank. 1501 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,840 You have a, you have a big year coming up. 1502 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,680 Did you? Talk about that, New York can I? 1503 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:56,560 Talk. Yeah, go ahead. 1504 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:02,560 Alan Irwin is going to be Daddy. Literally. 1505 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,760 He's literally going to be Daddy. 1506 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,000 And I hope your child has that affliction in their voice where 1507 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,040 they do say that. When they sound like a 30 year 1508 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:14,000 old. Daddy, I love you, Sandy. 1509 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:15,760 You're doing this. You're doing the daddy. 1510 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,000 Club I'm doing the Daddy club, but not that club. 1511 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,800 Not doing that. Or maybe that's the thing that's 1512 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,760 unlocked through Father is that voice. 1513 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,840 Yeah, that's why I think that's why you're dressing code. 1514 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,440 I think you know you're going to be people are going to try and 1515 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,040 put you in that naff dad category. 1516 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,400 So you're resistant about your. Stress fans dressing, kind of 1517 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,440 just wearing white socks. I said you look good, actually. 1518 01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,080 I appreciate that. She. 1519 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:35,560 Yeah. Yeah. 1520 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,680 Baby Stew. End of May, that's all happened. 1521 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:44,720 Babies to the enemy. Do you? 1522 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,120 Do you love it? Yeah. 1523 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:53,240 The whole concept of it like. Yeah, I mean, I, I think I, I've 1524 01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,960 got dad energy, you know, and we're having a girl and I feel 1525 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,320 like girl dad energy as well. Are you reading any books or 1526 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,720 anything about it? Or I have a book that's sitting 1527 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,480 unloved and right here. Come on. 1528 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,840 What a what a page Turner. I've actually got the 1529 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,080 illustrated version to read to the baby. 1530 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,360 Yeah, I haven't actually started the book. 1531 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,160 It is there, but I, I, I, I read quick. 1532 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,160 I'll I'll post that off whenever. 1533 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:24,760 Do you do anything like you talk to the the bump? 1534 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,960 Yeah. Although I I thought that I 1535 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,640 would find that very natural, but I really don't. 1536 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,160 Yeah. It's it's very well. 1537 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,000 Imagine you're the voice back from the other side. 1538 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,640 Oh, if we could do that, that'd be so funny. 1539 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,920 If I could plan with Brona. Just hide under your bed. 1540 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:53,280 Hello. See, I would like, I like to 1541 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:56,960 give you fuck sake, maybe you getting, you know, one of those 1542 01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,600 teddies when you squeeze the hand that like says the voice, 1543 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:04,640 your voice if somebody's died or something and you just change it 1544 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:05,760 to that. I'll be really good. 1545 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:09,920 I will get you as a gift. What sort of that do you think 1546 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,160 would be? I. 1547 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:16,720 Pushover would be a stern guy. I, I think I'm going to be, I'm 1548 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:19,200 going to be the not fun parent. I can already feel it, you know, 1549 01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:21,880 I'm quite an anxious person. So you know that, Manifest said. 1550 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,960 No dude, the way I ask. Yeah, respect. 1551 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,439 Very important. Do you think respects important 1552 01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:30,840 manners are a big thing as well? I'm very big in my manners. 1553 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:35,279 Just I was a joke. I'm very big in my manners for 1554 01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:36,760 the kids. I don't let them leave the table 1555 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,560 until both of them are finished. They've asked to leave the 1556 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:39,720 table. Yeah, it's good. 1557 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:41,680 Yeah. What if it's way too much food? 1558 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,880 Well then, they just on both of them have agreed they've eaten 1559 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,200 enough. Oh, here, let me ask you this. 1560 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:46,800 That's. Fair. 1561 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,600 Divide screens at the table. No, yeah. 1562 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,760 Well, well, well. If it's one on their own, I'll 1563 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,600 let them, right? Yeah, you say screens, you mean 1564 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,760 like? Watching YouTube or watching. 1565 01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:01,880 I see it at a restaurant. Dot com yeah, out is different. 1566 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,920 Not against it, but it can't be like you're not sitting like 1567 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,520 this the whole meal. If like we're all eating, 1568 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,040 there's load going on the restaurant. 1569 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:13,399 I'll put a screen on like on a phone and I can sit on the table 1570 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,880 and you can sort of glance at it. 1571 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,479 But like you've got to be sociable with everyone. 1572 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,640 But like, there's sometimes where you literally need it. 1573 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:19,600 Oh yeah, I could. Well. 1574 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,920 Be so like. Oh, I'm well aware that. 1575 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,200 I mean, remember, I'm talking with us. 1576 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,680 You get your fellow like highfalutin plans about what 1577 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:31,240 kind of parent you're going to be and then then you go, oh 1578 01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:33,040 fuck. The reality is it's easier just 1579 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,560 to compromise all this. And people, people give you so 1580 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:40,040 much advice and like the only advice is just don't take anyone 1581 01:09:40,359 --> 01:09:44,319 to do everyone's advice because you get told you get told fifty 1582 01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:48,319 ways to do one thing just based on that person's what works for 1583 01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:49,960 you. You know, also, just don't be 1584 01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,040 afraid to tell people to give you advice to fuck off. 1585 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna take to do. 1586 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,160 Fuck off. I'll figure it out. 1587 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,680 You know, that's because I really. 1588 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,720 I didn't read any of the books I was given. 1589 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,760 I just have my own mantra. That was it. 1590 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:01,520 What? Was your mantra. 1591 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:02,520 Check it back. Yeah. 1592 01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,560 And that's what we or how we deal with it. 1593 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,800 But then when I did I read the dog training book and I actually 1594 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,880 got more parent than advice from training my dog. 1595 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,320 See, parents don't. Like but you want to see him 1596 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,880 talking to his daughters. But no crate. 1597 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,480 Crate training the dog that was think crate training the dog if 1598 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:23,120 it barks, so you put him in his crate to get him used to where 1599 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:25,360 he's going to be staying. Obviously the bark. 1600 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:30,240 No, no, just eventually. But whenever they're they're 1601 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:34,400 whining you, every dog barks or cries every time you go to it. 1602 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,520 He'll be like ah. If I cry then I get attention. 1603 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,600 So you're you have to ignore it till you start and then when 1604 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,440 they if they stop for like 10 seconds then you go and let them 1605 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,040 out. So they learn that it's quiet. 1606 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,240 He gets them out of the. So that's what happened with 1607 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,120 Matilda initially, because with Holly, every time she cried, I 1608 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,120 was like, I can't leave her. Oh my God, I can't do it. 1609 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:54,200 And then eventually we had, we need to let her settle herself 1610 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,760 to go to sleep. And with Matilda, she cried one 1611 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:58,720 of the nights and eventually settled herself. 1612 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,160 She's been a class sleeper ever since. 1613 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,600 She's a baby all night most of the time. 1614 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,120 See, parents don't tend to like when you say babies are like 1615 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,520 dogs, but there's a lot of similarities. 1616 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,880 Yeah, but then a lot of parents A. 1617 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,160 Dog will never let you down the same way. 1618 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,680 That's right. But you know what? 1619 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,080 Another thing A. Little bit that'll be great to 1620 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,160 say to your daughter when she's older. 1621 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,880 A dog wouldn't have let me down like this. 1622 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,480 A dog wouldn't have put me in this home, you know, whatever. 1623 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:21,440 When you're 43, yeah. But if you apply the same law 1624 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:24,760 logic though what you do to a dog to a human, you get too old. 1625 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,920 They would have you murdered. Yeah, instead of going to. 1626 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,320 I could see him, I could see you going to Dignitas early doors. 1627 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,240 Oh, here. No. 1628 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,440 As soon as like, like, you know, even before I've had the test, 1629 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,920 if I find something I asked me, I'm done. 1630 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:40,560 Yeah, fuck it, what's the point? I love your on the tech because 1631 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,400 it's a bit of material you do but you're bit of material. 1632 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,120 But if the world was if you found out, the world was going 1633 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,040 to end. Oh, it was ever. 1634 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,960 I don't know. What would you do with your last 1635 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,240 day on Earth? I'm like, get an early night. 1636 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,400 Let's get this show in. There, you know. 1637 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,640 What? I mean fuck it, who cares for 1638 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,120 it? I could just say if we were on a 1639 01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,680 plane and they were like it's going, I could just see you just 1640 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,720 getting there, getting the headphones on. 1641 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:04,240 We've been a lighthouse family, no bother like. 1642 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,120 You know, the sort of guy would be like, there could be a drama 1643 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:09,840 here and you jump by the plane and then they'd be like always 1644 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,160 fixed it. He's dead. 1645 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,160 But I know even when people say to me like, what's your plan for 1646 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,800 the zombie apocalypse? I'm like, die immediately. 1647 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,440 I don't want to fucking live there. 1648 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,360 I don't like living anywhere. There's no good Wi-Fi. 1649 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,200 I'm not going to hang around a zombie apocalypse. 1650 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,520 See, I do by about season 7 of The Walking Dead, you're like I 1651 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:29,800 did just kill myself and I. Yeah, because it's arduous to be 1652 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,960 alive and that isn't it. And then they find a wee bit of 1653 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,040 hope. They're like a new village and 1654 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,160 they're like everyone's mental here and killing people anyway 1655 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,560 so. Down with a question please. 1656 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:41,640 Yeah, Karen says Little is opening a pub in Dundonald. 1657 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,960 What supermarket would be best for a night out? 1658 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,800 Well, tell me more about this. So they're opening a pub in the 1659 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,760 in the supermarket. That's very European. 1660 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,200 Investing 400 Grand fed a new insort pub which will operate 1661 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,720 alongside an off sales area. Very, very. 1662 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,600 Careful that car park. Fuck me. 1663 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,200 I said you're a driver. I said European. 1664 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,640 I mean, American. Yeah, there's a lot of like 1665 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,920 those big, like maybe not Whole Foods. 1666 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,000 There's another chain and when you go in, there's like a food, 1667 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,720 like sit in deli, almost like a bit of a restaurant and a bar. 1668 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,800 And I think it's for that traditional thing of like, get 1669 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,920 her off to shot you. Pick me up back here, love. 2 1670 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,720 scoops. Imagine how disgrace we'd be for 1671 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,280 absolutely gargled a little. Imagine taking someone for a 1672 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,920 first date there. Because yeah, is it going to 1673 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,480 like close at the normal time? Right. 1674 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,760 Come on for a few pints. We'll be home by half seven. 1675 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,360 Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. 1676 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,000 I Where's that? In the old instantly. 1677 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,320 Actually the best pub in the whole place. 1678 01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,400 Yeah, like, yeah, like no harm done Donald, but that that is 1679 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,200 not a you know, I don't go. Fuck isn't done, Donald, but 1680 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:47,040 definitely have to go now. I can't see isn't dying. 1681 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,840 Never mind. I can't see why you'd want to 1682 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:53,000 have a painter. Is this a scenario where you go 1683 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,200 I'm doing the shopping here? Are the staff going to be like 1684 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,160 the little stuff for the like, throw the drink at you as 1685 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,440 quickly as possible? Yeah. 1686 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:01,320 You know, I don't even acknowledge your presence. 1687 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,160 I mean, it'll be interesting to see. 1688 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:06,000 I'd like to because, I mean, I don't ever want to drink a 1689 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,080 supermarket anyway. Yeah, no, never. 1690 01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,080 Weird, like sometimes you have a wee drink when you go around, 1691 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,040 like if you're really thirsty a bottle of water and then pay for 1692 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,360 it at the end. Like imagine you just went. 1693 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:16,120 Around see, I don't do it. No, I used to work in a civil. 1694 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,960 I hate people doing that. I don't mind whenever somebody's 1695 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,120 like my child is acting up. Here's a packet of cruster to 1696 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:24,120 the multi just to distract them. But when like a 50 year old man 1697 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:27,200 goes oh couldn't control myself you actually could do your 1698 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:28,520 fucking prickster. Just if you could. 1699 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,360 He's like, he just gives you the box of jurors. 1700 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,680 He's just couldn't handle myself, sorry. 1701 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,280 The boxers, yeah. Was the question there Like what 1702 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,080 other supermarket? Yeah, what would be the best 1703 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:42,280 supermarket to open a pub in? I mean, Sam an S, isn't it? 1704 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,680 No, because we're talking about a pub. 1705 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:47,000 I was thinking about that a wine bar and. 1706 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,480 Yeah, yeah. Point accepted. 1707 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:49,680 Yeah. I think. 1708 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:55,080 If we're talking pub and Tesco's will know what you want out of a 1709 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:56,840 pub. Right. 1710 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:59,160 To be at the ASIO bar though, wouldn't it would just have 1711 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:02,920 everything by the brand? Yeah, there are no like little 1712 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:04,000 niche things, I think. What's your? 1713 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,720 Favourite like all drink. I can eat gin and tonic, yeah. 1714 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,720 What gin if you had to pick? Attacker A, number 10. 1715 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,200 She. A little bit of Monica in my. 1716 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:18,880 Rock song. Nobody does at the end of that 1717 01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:23,760 disturbance machine what? Does Lou begging do then? 1718 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,400 Disney and I imagine this. Could somebody back me off here? 1719 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,680 Moment of five. Wow. 1720 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,360 Somebody comments, he does, and then he goes. 1721 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,840 Maybe. I'm aware that every time I do 1722 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,200 it, it sounds different. Thing we vote. 1723 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,440 Maybe he's just thought the end. He's realised how he's 1724 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:41,720 objectified so many women and he's just gone. 1725 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,440 I'm disgusting. I am disgusting. 1726 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:45,080 David yes, she. Sure. 1727 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,360 What's your number one alcoholic drink? 1728 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:51,120 Undefeated #1. It's a. 1729 01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,280 Can I give you a scenario? Sorry, can I give you a scenario 1730 01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:54,400 just? Add on to this. 1731 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,960 I didn't get a scenario that makes you feel fucking special. 1732 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,400 Same question for the three of us. 1733 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:05,720 We're approached by Reebok that has none do anything else in 1734 01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:09,440 this scenario. The CEO of Reebok is watching 1735 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,680 this podcast comes up. There she goes. 1736 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:15,560 Boys. I need used to go out to Atlanta 1737 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,040 tomorrow. I don't know why. 1738 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,560 It doesn't matter what we're doing. 1739 01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:21,960 You know, it's so weird. I thought the lost city of 1740 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,960 Atlantis, and you said that was really a totally different 1741 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,160 element, though may not come back. 1742 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,200 I want to use in. Georgia. 1743 01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:32,760 Yep, I want used to Dave. I want used to go. 1744 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,560 I got you there. Oh yeah. 1745 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:39,400 I want you to go out to Atlanta, he goes we corporate gig for 1746 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,120 Reebok. I want used to fly out. 1747 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:44,680 You have a day to yourselves and then the next day is the gig and 1748 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:45,880 I'll fly you home. With great money. 1749 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:51,080 We get to Atlanta. £500 six. PM their time, right? 1750 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:55,280 Whether we're talking 18 degrees, 20°. 1751 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,040 I can't be this off top of your hands. 1752 01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:01,880 Very very very light breeze. We walk to we downtown area we 1753 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,960 find a rooftop bar. Really nice background music on. 1754 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,120 No, for a start, I don't like a rooftop bar. 1755 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,000 You bring me to rooftop. I don't like rooftop bars 1756 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:10,760 either. No. 1757 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,480 I'm you're one of these guys was I like sit in the corner of a 1758 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:17,960 pub and just have a chat. By the way, let me point out I 1759 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,920 took him to a rooftop bar once because we were in Tenerife. 1760 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,000 Oh well, no, Tenerife different. Took me to a rooftop bar. 1761 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:25,000 As in. New York. 1762 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,840 I didn't leave that. Well, I didn't leave that. 1763 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,600 That was great. Excuse me, You said this is the 1764 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,480 best until you've ever been and you stayed there if you like. 1765 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,800 We have to go here. That's right. 1766 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,960 I didn't leave that. I did leave that. 1767 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,200 Yeah, New York. What time of year did you just 1768 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,880 go to New York? May. 1769 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,160 May but then I to be fair, I was like this will give you the view 1770 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:44,280 of Manhattan to be fair. But there's no other way to see 1771 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,760 a view of Manhattan, you know? It's not it. 1772 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,920 OK, we're inside, Dave, but there's doors open. 1773 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,760 OK. Barman. 1774 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:57,280 Barman comes up to you. We've been, we've been 1775 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,520 travelling. You know, we're tired, but we're 1776 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,440 not, we're not knackered. We're just that we've been 1777 01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,880 tired. Barman comes up and he goes. 1778 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,560 Guys, here's the thing with this bar. 1779 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,160 We have every alcoholic drink in the world. 1780 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:12,240 Any beer, any spurt, anything at all you want, we have it in the 1781 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:14,200 collection. What do you? 1782 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,880 What would you like? I mean, there's a lot of 1783 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,200 different factors the way up there. 1784 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,800 You've given us a big scenario I've. 1785 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,120 Given you this, now what? Drink. 1786 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,720 We if I if I'm feeling my most joyous in the whole way, but I 1787 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:26,640 want the nice I want, I want the pint against for field days. 1788 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,880 That's my favourite. You're not in 50s, you're at a 1789 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,880 bar in the land. Against you just in America 1790 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,560 yeah, there's no. Point it's going to be shit over 1791 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:34,120 there. I don't want that, so let's see 1792 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,840 if I'm on holidays, I'm feeling a wee bit get it. 1793 01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:38,000 I'll just go for a nice pint of beer, but. 1794 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,520 If France or if every beer in the world? 1795 01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:45,080 Any type I was in Tormolinos in September and cruise out of 1796 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:46,600 panic cruise Campbell. It was like the nicest thing I 1797 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,360 drank all year. Not because it was particularly. 1798 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:50,440 Great was it in a nice. Glass it was in a nice guys out 1799 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,520 on. The beach ice glass we had, 1800 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,160 yeah, that's. Yeah, and a hot day. 1801 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,240 I go. You know what? 1802 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,400 Listen, just give me a pina colada. 1803 01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:00,040 Come on. Pina colada from Cocktail. 1804 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:00,880 Do you know what we're going to do? 1805 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,240 Cocktails. I don't know, but sure, we've 1806 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,880 everything you're. Going to say if he put his head 1807 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:06,560 in the fire. Where's your manager? 1808 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,920 I am the manager. Attitudes out of order. 1809 01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,680 I'm going to go to another pub. This door, this pub with the 1810 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,160 doors open, it's warm and draughty. 1811 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,800 I don't like it. Your attitudes cold as well. 1812 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,000 Can I be honest, I'm under pressure because I've bought in 1813 01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,920 every drink in the world and it's not financially viable or 1814 01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,600 stockrooms not big enough. I just need you guys to order. 1815 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,520 You're having the pina colada. Then I'll have a I'll have a 1816 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:32,320 really good Merlot. Whatever. 1817 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,320 Oh, so we're on the wines now? Well, give me a nice mile back 1818 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:36,520 then too, for after the pink allergies of the boys. 1819 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,160 And if a new cocktail out of a Bramble. 1820 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:39,480 It all depends on the circumstance. 1821 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:42,840 Drink in a cocktail. But you, I want to know your 1822 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,760 answer because I don't know. Do you really even enjoy a 1823 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,800 drink? I don't think because I don't do 1824 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:49,680 it very often. But you would that make sense 1825 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:52,920 for a whole pub experience? Like would you do an afternoon 1826 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,960 in the pub or would you have one drink and then you disappear off 1827 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:57,080 into the night like Rumble? Say if we're away, I'd want, I'd 1828 01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:00,040 want to do activities like I'd have one that's. 1829 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:01,120 The opposite of what I want to do. 1830 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,240 I want to sit in my hole for a week. 1831 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,120 Yeah, cocaine absolutely. Bomb wanked off. 1832 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:11,240 Yeah, exactly. I'm going to have a cold glass 1833 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,280 of Orchard Thieves with one giant ice cube in it because 1834 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,960 when we were in near. Torn giant ice. 1835 01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,880 Cube seen near Tormolinos. There was a beach sidebar once 1836 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,680 the weather was unreal and they had like a wee small thing. 1837 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,000 We draught thing of orchard thieves and they give you like a 1838 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:30,000 whiskey type glass, a big block of ice and that orchard thieves 1839 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,720 in it unbelievable if we're out a cocktail. 1840 01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:34,440 Talking to Summersby, though. I'll have a Mohito. 1841 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:39,680 Fancy Summersby and the cops and all €1.20 or something. 1842 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,720 Mohito would be my cocktail. Yeah. 1843 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,480 Like a Bramble. I'm a hero by the way. 1844 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,360 Sounds to me as a majority accent as well. 1845 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,920 Mohito. Mohito can have a Mohito. 1846 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:52,440 Dan, we have a question, please. I want to know how do you feel 1847 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:55,200 if your kids wanted to follow in your footsteps and do stand up, 1848 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,720 would you encourage? The first thing to do is get 1849 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,160 them on a good antidepressant because that's like, that's like 1850 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:01,840 90% of comedians, you know, like you're there. 1851 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,000 But there's a general sadness that might want to do stand up 1852 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,240 soon. Let's get them to the doctor, 1853 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,640 you know, I mean, I don't care, whatever. 1854 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,040 Would it be weird though, if they like, eclipsed you 1855 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,880 completely, you know, and then you're just, no, you're just the 1856 01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:14,840 start of the Wikipedia article. But you know what? 1857 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,720 I don't know whether people are different. 1858 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:20,680 No, I don't think anything I've ever done has compared to the 1859 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,720 pride and joy I felt and watching my kids do something 1860 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,840 well, like I watch Holly dance that was proud of that than 1861 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:30,640 anything I've done. I know some of us may be more 1862 01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:32,600 proud of what they do themselves, but. 1863 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:36,000 You think I'm more proud of what I do the more my. 1864 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,600 Kids, I don't know if you'd rather like your kids. 1865 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:42,480 Like would you like if one of your boys played football for 1866 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,720 Man United? There'd be a bit of you'd be 1867 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,320 like a wee bastard. I'd love this on that. 1868 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,880 Look at the season ticket though. 1869 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,520 True. Ball. 1870 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,000 What the fuck in the Ratcliff in charge? 1871 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,720 You wouldn't even get a freebie. I am. 1872 01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,320 I resent that you're being facetious. 1873 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:01,880 Who's playing devil's avocado? No. 1874 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,160 Would I be like, God, I'd love to have done that, yes. 1875 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,520 But I would be more happy for some people. 1876 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:11,480 But if he missed the chance, I'd have said. 1877 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,080 But that was me. If your son was to say I don't 1878 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,120 know what he's into, like say he was in the horse racing and he 1879 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:19,080 became a jockey. Yeah, yeah, you can find my 4 1880 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,680 year old son in the pub right now going through the racing. 1881 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,360 Post you don't know if he ended up being a really good jockey 1882 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:33,960 you'd be like 2 shoulder SSE. 5. Alright, but you know, it's, 1883 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,720 it's a weird thing. You don't know what until you 1884 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:37,240 see them do stuff, you know what I mean? 1885 01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:38,600 Like I think. By the way, you get proud of 1886 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:41,840 like you're saying about like that like dance in the 1887 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,920 competition things I got of course, but then there can be 1888 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,520 everyday things where you're like you said, thank you, that 1889 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,400 person is brilliant, you know, like. 1890 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:52,000 We stuff, but it's just a thing too that you just whenever they 1891 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,360 don't embarrass you, you're like, oh, thank God, yes, that's 1892 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,160 the thing, like your behaviour is good in front of people. 1893 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,360 Thank God, yes. There's so much Brett, like 1894 01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,600 we're hospital at the minute. My youngest son, even this 1895 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,440 morning, he obviously they keep because it's a respiratory 1896 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,400 thing. They keep putting the 1897 01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:09,160 stethoscope on his chest to listen to his chest and he they 1898 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,560 just don't want to be bothered. And he just sort of sat there 1899 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,600 and let them do it today. And he got the one on his back 1900 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,600 without giving off. And I was like, Oh my God. 1901 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,680 What a guy. What a hero for not having a 1902 01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,920 full meltdown because someone prodded near you. 1903 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:24,440 But I also think you need to be honest to your kids to let's see 1904 01:23:24,440 --> 01:23:26,520 if they're shite. And I want to be a comedian and 1905 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,800 be like, listen, you don't want to do that. 1906 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,280 It's not. There's not nothing for it. 1907 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,080 You're a. Hack. 1908 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,880 Yeah, but you could. You could probably be bad at 1909 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:37,480 something and do it as a hobby. Yes, but that's the difference. 1910 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,040 If you want to pursue it as a career, you have to be. 1911 01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:41,280 Yeah, but like, I mean, you could still, you know, you could 1912 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,280 be somebody just the odd like open mic. 1913 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,840 Yeah, but that's what I always don't get about. 1914 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:46,520 People do, but. That'll not be way better than 1915 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,320 what we do. Well, no, because most of the 1916 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:52,000 people have a terrible job that they do find as a like. 1917 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,400 If you could do that and not work, yes, perfect. 1918 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,960 Or like if you were like had fallen off a scaffold or 1919 01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,640 something, got a big clean. Oh, you're a billionaire or 1920 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:01,360 something? Yeah. 1921 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,800 Oh, I could do that. That would be the least 1922 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,360 relatable stand up in the. World imagine being like aching 1923 01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:09,000 all day every. Day, but you get to do 5. 1924 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:11,040 They're a good production team that you're working with. 1925 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:16,600 Aiken Yeah, you'd be delighted. But I don't know if if you could 1926 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,040 be any other job than comedian. What would you like your dream 1927 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,840 job would be? Fuck, I don't know. 1928 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,960 I don't really. I'd love to not work. 1929 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:29,440 So what is the porn? Creatordop@black.com Content 1930 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:35,000 creator. I'd like to work in radio and 1931 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:38,160 somebody like as a producer or something, I think, yeah. 1932 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,200 Yeah, what about you? Porno. 1933 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,120 A porno Porno guy. Yeah, I love that you you'd like 1934 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:45,600 to be. You don't do have the air of 1935 01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,360 like a Swedish porn star. I could say it. 1936 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,680 Yeah. Yeah, just underhand. 1937 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:53,000 That's German. Also, you're not called Deuce 1938 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:56,120 underhand. What I would like to do discover 1939 01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,160 bands, but I don't quite the live gigs. 1940 01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:01,080 You just give me a load of CDs and I'm like, that's right, 1941 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:07,040 Maker the make or break dreams like artists and bands I would 1942 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:08,160 like to. See, that's the opposite of 1943 01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,440 what? Like, I know enough music now, I 1944 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:11,840 don't need to know anymore, you know what I mean? 1945 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:14,880 I've got enough that I could have a playlist that rotates and 1946 01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:16,400 I don't repeat songs too often and. 1947 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:19,960 It was the last band, artist or song you discovered that's kind 1948 01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:22,360 of new where you were like. All right, OK, Well. 1949 01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:25,680 New to me. Engelbert. 1950 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,600 Humperdinck. Yeah, yeah, Brilliant. 1951 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:31,920 This guy's going to be a star. The, you know, there's that song 1952 01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:34,880 we had a minute by Willow, you know, like Willow Smith. 1953 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,320 Yeah. And I was like, that's a fucking 1954 01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:37,880 banger. And it's not normally the sort 1955 01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,760 of thing that I would like. I normally think stuff like that 1956 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,960 shite but I was like it's good. Right. 1957 01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:47,400 Wait a minute, you know. Just said that you're not what 1958 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:49,360 maybe you wouldn't fucking go on slap Chris Rock with? 1959 01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:51,160 It. Wait a minute. 1960 01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:53,960 Yeah. Did they? 1961 01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:57,680 Sabrina Carpenter. I only have heard of espresso. 1962 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,560 Oh fuck, he's travelling. Hard to go, yeah. 1963 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:03,040 Banger, I already know that through you and stars. 1964 01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:04,640 Yeah, but like, that is a banger. 1965 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,640 Well, I'll tell you this, when I've done the shows down South 1966 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:11,320 recently, I've been trying to put up on Instagram to go with 1967 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:15,400 all the pitch picture class thing, a song by someone from 1968 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,960 that town or city. And it was easy. 1969 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:19,200 And they're starting to get more difficult. 1970 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:20,960 When I take Kilkenny, I was like, I don't know who's from 1971 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:23,040 Kilkenny. I looked it up and there's a guy 1972 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:26,280 called Robert Grace and I thought he sounds like someone 1973 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:30,240 who'd been knocking over The Dubliners in the 70s, but he's 1974 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:35,000 like, probably younger than us. And he has a song called Casper, 1975 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:38,200 and I just put it on reels to see what it was like. 1976 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:41,000 Obviously unbelievable. Yeah, guys like rapping and 1977 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,800 singing and the production. By the friendly ghost. 1978 01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:45,480 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my friends, I'll call me 1979 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:46,880 Casper because it goes them all the time. 1980 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,640 Fucking brilliant. So I just discovered that by 1981 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,160 sheer challenge, and I think the guy's great. 1982 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:52,720 I followed him. It's going to fall me back. 1983 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:55,160 Yeah, well, I didn't do that. I don't. 1984 01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:58,080 Follow, I do, I got a really cool followed by yesterday, but 1985 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:02,360 because like it's been like, do the hospital shift, go do this, 1986 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,840 go back to hospital, do the gig, go back. 1987 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,080 Everything's all over the place. And I didn't know whether I 1988 01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:09,120 dreamed it or whether it happened. 1989 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:12,280 But Evan Ferguson, the Brighton and probably garden centre. 1990 01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:15,440 Follow me on Instagram. Can you die and ask if he's 1991 01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:18,040 going to move to Arsenal or not? Yeah, I like that. 1992 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:20,240 I like that an. Exclusive for the team with me. 1993 01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,720 I got followed by a landscaping company yesterday and I was 1994 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,960 buzzing for that wasn't I love we've been a manually. 1995 01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:28,560 You look like this sort of guy who would comment on Instagram 1996 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:30,600 pictures from landscape companies and write things like 1997 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:35,040 cracker job mate. Yeah, best in the business. 1998 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:36,560 No, it's such a weird thing to say. 1999 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:39,280 We see when you say to anybody that does anything, keep it up. 2000 01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:40,520 Yeah, You know what you do? Because. 2001 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,760 It's literally like. Yeah, like if they come and see 2002 01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,360 you do stand up. I was great, Sir. 2003 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,680 Keep it up. Yeah, I have no real choice. 2004 01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:50,120 Yeah, I have to, yeah. But I love good like see, with 2005 01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:52,560 having worked on in the house when you see the boys do a good 2006 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,040 job. I bet he goes Oh I, that's 2007 01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:57,160 fucking class. My girlfriend from me the other 2008 01:27:57,160 --> 01:28:02,360 day, there was guys in the bottle wardrobe and they're 2009 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,600 peddling it. I wasn't there, but she fooled 2010 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:06,880 me and she was. Alan, that's what. 2011 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:11,640 That looks yeah. So I'm having a bit of trouble 2012 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,960 here, right. And so basically what she did 2013 01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:17,000 was she went she offered them the customary cup of tea 2014 01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:21,040 expecting stop thinking something almost going to 2015 01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,880 happen, right. So she offered them the 2016 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:26,680 customary cup of tea and and think, you know no one. 2017 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,720 They would say no. It was like a 20 minute job, you 2018 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,280 know? You know what, leave it. 2019 01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:33,120 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 2020 01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,280 Fucks. Sorry, sorry. 2021 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:38,280 No, it's no, it's my own fault. I'm hoisted by my own petard. 2022 01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:41,640 It's also Courtney around this thing. 2023 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:45,880 And so she went, they'll say no. And then they went how do you 2024 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:48,040 had love a cup of tea And then but we didn't have any tea. 2025 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:51,000 That was a lie. So then she just went I no 2026 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,360 problem and then went and stood in the kitchen for 20 minutes by 2027 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:55,760 herself, desperately trying to think what the fuck am I going 2028 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:57,840 to do here? And she just came up with coffee 2029 01:28:57,840 --> 01:28:59,560 and just pretended that that's what they asked for. 2030 01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,280 See, I went the other opposite way. 2031 01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,320 I end up saying the one the builder sweet you want cup of 2032 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:06,600 tea and say aye. And then I was whipping a couple 2033 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:09,360 of bagels on the go. So I was like butter bagel and 2034 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,520 jam bro. And he was like aye. 2035 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,080 And we. Snore. 2036 01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,880 Bagel and jam. We snub on the duvet here, 2037 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,960 brother. Where does this end? 2038 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:21,520 There we bomb. But I got enough fat. 2039 01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:24,760 If you do a good job, that's curtain and then the bedroom. 2040 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:27,680 Bum wank me, Bum wank me. I'm the recipient of the bum 2041 01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,160 wanker. At your eyes. 2042 01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:31,160 Look, if you've you've varied at large. 2043 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:34,040 Yeah, he does. I mean, I'm getting the bum in 2044 01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:35,720 the back. You're you're you're not cake. 2045 01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:37,240 You're on leavened bread. You know what? 2046 01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:39,480 I. Mean I'm 2025 I love you to have 2047 01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:41,600 a big fat so like. Maybe that's what I could do, 2048 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,600 Just squat lots of yeah, yeah. Don't even go up with 2025 2049 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:47,720 suggestions for what it's going to be the year of sexually. 2050 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,840 No. Nobody's dropping the bomb mark 2051 01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,640 that is like that is as good as it gets. 2052 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:55,360 Your your listeners a little bit sort of like coy. 2053 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,520 I think they're all practising bomb. 2054 01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,200 I was gonna say that's they got the idea. 2055 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,480 They went fuck, get in here. Quite. 2056 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:03,720 See if I imagine if this was on, like if this was a mudblood, I 2057 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,200 imagine there'd be rings and rings of The Dirty perverts. 2058 01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,760 Daniels. And that was the Williams list, 2059 01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:11,040 yeah. Yeah, well, I'm sure. 2060 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:12,600 Well, he knows. Well, he's done a bomb like 2061 01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:14,800 1000. Percent. 2062 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,480 I'm such an idiot. I was just about to go because 2063 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:18,920 you said Willy and that went in my head. 2064 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:20,760 I go bomb Mike. What about a Willy wank? 2065 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,960 And I'm really I'm just a wank. He's been around for a while. 2066 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:24,960 Tradition. I didn't. 2067 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:26,920 David never experienced that. And he's like, what? 2068 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,680 If. What if somebody because put my 2069 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:30,800 penis in their. Hands. 2070 01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:33,440 I went to school with fella and he was always a bit weird 2071 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:36,280 sexually, like a member. Once he said that it was snowing 2072 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:38,680 outside and he thought this is a perfect opportunity to jump his 2073 01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:41,280 neighbour's fence, hide behind a tree and have a wank the same 2074 01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:44,240 guy because he's never had a wank in the snow before. 2075 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:45,680 But why do you have to go to his neighbours? 2076 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:47,120 Because he don't want to do it in his own garden. 2077 01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:49,240 It's desecration. But it's fine. 2078 01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:51,520 Doing somebody else's work literally becomes a crime. 2079 01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:54,280 So he did a. Cry, but I remember he always 2080 01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:55,440 used to tell me another thing he did. 2081 01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:58,000 He goes, you should try this now a game being health and safety 2082 01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,000 guys, like I'm not going to do it. 2083 01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,840 He was like, you take the bit of your pillow just the end because 2084 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:05,560 you can't fit the whole thing. You put and your pillow into the 2085 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:08,440 door hinge and then you put your Willy in and then you pull the 2086 01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:09,840 door closed a wee bit and then you hump it. 2087 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:12,920 I was like, but if you slip and you put, you're cutting your 2088 01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:15,480 your top of your Willy off and your belly. 2089 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:18,480 That's someone who needs that level of like, doing that in a 2090 01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:20,560 neighbour garden. He needs to maybe get caught. 2091 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:24,200 Yeah, you know. Yeah, because is he doing that 2092 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:25,520 in his neighbour door frame? Like is he breaking? 2093 01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:27,840 No, his house, his fellow. It's not weird, it's just his 2094 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:29,480 own door. Oh, that's fine here. 2095 01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:31,760 How about it? What people get you whenever use 2096 01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:34,160 the other thing, what people get up to in their own houses, their 2097 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:35,760 own business. Sometimes it's not. 2098 01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,920 That's not OK. Because we, I remember once when 2099 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,240 I was working in the Housing Executive, we had a tenant who 2100 01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,960 was this neighbourhood. Nice part Yeah. 2101 01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,400 David Talent. He he this nice little old lady 2102 01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:46,520 you'd go into and she'd be like, why I need to move because my 2103 01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:47,320 husband died. No. 2104 01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:50,000 And this house frightens me and I miss it. 2105 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:50,920 And I was like, oh, God, love her. 2106 01:31:50,920 --> 01:31:53,560 You need to be bungalow to you. And she's saying so. 2107 01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,000 Put her on list, this ghost. Keeps trying. 2108 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,840 To upset so that was fine because her husband the house 2109 01:31:57,840 --> 01:31:59,960 was like. He's been me over the sink here. 2110 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:04,960 So for a month, for so much work, for such a poor payoff, 2111 01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:07,160 but he like had the stair lifting all put on. 2112 01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:09,280 It was an old house sort of in Belfast. 2113 01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:11,480 And when I got her moved out, no, I got a storage, she was 2114 01:32:11,480 --> 01:32:13,720 like, thank you very much love. And I see no bother at all. 2115 01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:16,000 And then whenever the maintenance boys went in to 2116 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:19,880 clear the attic, bags and bags of sex toys, there was a sex 2117 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:21,760 swing for em all. Like dildos galore. 2118 01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,000 Like it was like P Daddy's house. 2119 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,760 Do you think he was hiding them from her? 2120 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:27,400 They no, no, no, she was hoisting him up in the sex swing 2121 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:28,640 and whatever. No. 2122 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:31,880 What age would she be roughly? Probably 75, no. 2123 01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:34,040 You don't think 75 year olds do something like that? 2124 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:36,680 Or have done. Stuff like that. 2125 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:40,800 Even like like Dan, you know us all, both pokes home riddled 2126 01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:43,840 with STI. Like apparently there's shagging 2127 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:45,720 flat out in them. Oh yeah, there's a thing like 2128 01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:46,800 this not to be getting the. Thanks. 2129 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,000 Involved. Please tell him to be with me. 2130 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,920 OK, right this. This is the most I've ever 2131 01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:53,920 laughed at anything ever. Well, don't hype it up like 2132 01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,280 that. That's a terrible start to the 2133 01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:58,680 story. OK, so basically a friend of a 2134 01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:00,520 friend's grandda went into home, right? 2135 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:03,480 And he had, and you know, I don't know if he's a touch 2136 01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:06,920 adventure or whatever, but basically he, he was a bit of a 2137 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:08,600 lothario. So he was banging all around 2138 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,720 him, right? So and they all folks and they 2139 01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:13,040 all folks, I think it was obviously all consensual, but he 2140 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:15,080 was like the middle of the night getting up and going into an or 2141 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:18,000 woman's room and like, you know, getting into bed and whatever. 2142 01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:20,600 So we need to stop this. So he has an artificial leg. 2143 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:23,600 So they, they, they, they took the leg away when he went to 2144 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:32,840 bed, and then he crawled. I think something out of a 2145 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:34,320 horror. It's a hard on. 2146 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,880 What do you try to crawl with a hard on and? 2147 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:39,040 Also, you don't have the second leg to put. 2148 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:43,000 The value forward. So you, so you. 2149 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,200 I don't know if it was in the Army at one point or something 2150 01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:48,480 to learn how to crawl. I don't know, but yeah, so. 2151 01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:51,160 Man, just sloughing it into people's rooms. 2152 01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:54,720 At that point, you're fucked. Clamber up in the time you 2153 01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:55,600 would. Crawl to the room. 2154 01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:58,200 You'd be like, you may get on top because I got no energy. 2155 01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:03,680 My brother, not just up. OK, well hold on, hold on, hold 2156 01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:04,880 on. How many? 2157 01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:07,280 How many 80 year olds do you see hopping? 2158 01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:12,800 Hopping. Like I think he had a Walker 2159 01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:14,720 stick for fucks sake. He's only going to hopping. 2160 01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:18,880 He's going to walk. A stick because he's. 2161 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,840 Got the use of his arms? Sticks from your legs. 2162 01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:25,360 Oh. That's so fun. 2163 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:29,800 He's like fucking Solid Snake. Actually, quite literally 2164 01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,320 something. I have a horror. 2165 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:36,760 He's here. The ladies loved him. 2166 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:37,240 And you know. What? 2167 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,240 He's probably digging up the carpet with his heart on, too. 2168 01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:45,160 Dragging it to be so sore. One piece of the guy very 2169 01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:46,320 quickly but like there's a trail here. 2170 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,280 You went this way. That's. 2171 01:34:47,480 --> 01:34:48,720 Great. If I was him, I'd have just 2172 01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:50,240 hopped in the commode and wielded myself. 2173 01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:51,320 But what's the issue? Why? 2174 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,400 Did he just stop him doing? It, well, I think the issue is 2175 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:57,320 that if everybody in the place has dementia, you can't really 2176 01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:59,080 definitively say that everybody's all right with it, 2177 01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:00,560 even though in the moment they are, you know? 2178 01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:02,000 Yeah. Yeah, and this guy's willing to 2179 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,400 crawl. Also, I don't think it would 2180 01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:07,440 look great on you can already hear like holding on like orgies 2181 01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:09,880 in a nursing home, you know, you can hear it, you know. 2182 01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:13,960 And. End up sort of like maybe 2183 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:16,200 mummy's been a nurse six months and not as much as a lingering 2184 01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:18,120 grants. It's a fucking disgrace, you 2185 01:35:18,120 --> 01:35:20,160 know, like like they're not involved in the orgies people to 2186 01:35:20,160 --> 01:35:21,240 be upset, you know what I mean? Maybe. 2187 01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:25,400 Your mum's thinking, but I mean seeing here, stay here and stuff 2188 01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:29,240 like that like that, it would make me the same. 2189 01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:30,600 Your dad might want to go into one. 2190 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,120 Yeah, yeah, he'll. Be he'll. 2191 01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:35,360 Be he'll be a day. Weirdly, as a day patient, yeah, 2192 01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:38,800 yeah, yeah. I just come in for the afternoon 2193 01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:45,960 games, you know? Even if they took away both of 2194 01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:47,960 my dad's legs and arms, he keep rolling. 2195 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:48,640 Don't. I. 2196 01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:51,120 Hear something which is equally stinking. 2197 01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:53,960 Catherine was telling me a story as I of course, when you're 2198 01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:56,400 right a nurse, you ask like what's some of the math things 2199 01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:58,280 you've seen? She goes there was a couple this 2200 01:35:58,280 --> 01:36:02,440 woman was in she had a baby and while they took a baby away to 2201 01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:04,280 like wrap it up and we bring it back. 2202 01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:08,080 The dude was in the bed and they were going out just after having 2203 01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:11,000 a baby naturally. Oh yeah, I've heard of that. 2204 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:14,400 Yeah, that's why, like we admit, you know what I mean. 100%. 2205 01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:18,520 Wait, it's so gross, but that guy I'd imagine when he had both 2206 01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:20,120 his legs. Gone. 2207 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,680 All sorts. But there's probably. 2208 01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:25,400 Like probably people in the worms and legs who do have sex. 2209 01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:27,560 No, I mean those guys can't, but it would be a team. 2210 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:28,920 Effort. But also. 2211 01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,280 They're not Well, I mean SAX is always a team effort. 2212 01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:33,320 There's usually 3 is like. They're not crawling. 2213 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:34,920 Not if you're fucking a door I guess man True. 2214 01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:38,520 They're not crawling through the corridors. 2215 01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:39,040 You know what? I. 2216 01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:41,760 Mean no true you know that that that screams like rest of the 2217 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:45,040 devil, doesn't it? Like yeah, there's an anatomy 2218 01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:48,680 and not called a liquor so. Can we have another question? 2219 01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:51,280 Please before we do, can we give Patron a mention this Friday? 2220 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:54,960 Patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. Why this? 2221 01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:57,000 Really. Waterfront Hall show with Willie 2222 01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:01,000 and Mickey will be out. Friday Oh Boy Live podcast from 2223 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:04,320 the Waterfront is going up there in all its glory, and it's 2224 01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:07,920 Patreon exclusivepatreon.com/TV podcast And there's The Light. 2225 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:11,280 We do this every Friday. What we're doing today, there's 2226 01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:13,880 tonnes of stuff up on there. Stars and rise, Are we going up 2227 01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:15,320 there? Yeah, that'll be the next one. 2228 01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:19,720 And Brexit to see that see this guy, see this guy, see this guy, 2229 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:22,480 What if I. Like a lot of you. 2230 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:24,600 We saw, I saw your lunch. Yeah, yeah. 2231 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:27,200 If anybody wants to see my lunch on that day, you can watch 2232 01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:28,560 Stars. How fun was that? 2233 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,760 Great crack, really. And I do you know what I was 2234 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:32,040 dreading? I was all ready to pull out to 2235 01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:34,080 this before. I was like, I don't want to do 2236 01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:34,760 this. Your first time? 2237 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:37,800 Yeah. I really didn't want to do it. 2238 01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:41,800 Sex guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, am IA sex guy. 2239 01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:42,480 We are not. I don't. 2240 01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:47,120 Think I'm a sex guy? No, I mean not You're not a sex 2241 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:49,160 guy. Like the sex guy you told me was 2242 01:37:49,160 --> 01:37:51,760 a sex guy. I don't know, comedian. 2243 01:37:51,760 --> 01:37:52,880 You're like that guy's a sex guy. 2244 01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:54,000 I mean you're right, he is a sex. 2245 01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,840 Guy sex guy, you know, give her you any. 2246 01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:59,240 Sex guy Sex guy. If ever there were, this guy is 2247 01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:00,200 a sex guy, right? Right. 2248 01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:02,760 He would crawl through the what? Defines a sex guy. 2249 01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:05,880 A guy who's the whole personality is I like banging, 2250 01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:07,960 you know, those people. Oh, OK, OK. 2251 01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:10,200 The whole life is sex. You're like, come on. 2252 01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:11,920 Yeah. Watching film or something? 2253 01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:13,280 Go for a walk. Yeah, yeah. 2254 01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:15,920 Have a tea cake or something? Yeah, we tonic. 2255 01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:18,880 They kind of would be like, oh, I bought ghosts all the time. 2256 01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:19,640 They love it. Yeah. 2257 01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:26,560 The ghosts love it. I am see those people who go 2258 01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:29,760 marry the ghost. You read all this is a common 2259 01:38:29,760 --> 01:38:31,040 thing. A roller coaster? 2260 01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:34,600 No. Is that a publicity thing, or do 2261 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:37,680 those people really exist? I think they probably do exist. 2262 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:39,960 But also, you know what people should do, Like journalists be 2263 01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:43,200 like, Nah, yeah, well, I'm not coming to your house to listen 2264 01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:44,480 to your weird shit. Yeah. 2265 01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:46,880 You know. Someone, someone married 2266 01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:47,920 himself. I saw that. 2267 01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:50,280 And they're like. Half and half them, yes. 2268 01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:52,960 They did like they were a man and 1/2 of their body and a 2269 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,960 woman they'll have. So they're like bride's dress 2270 01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:57,120 and then a suit and a moustache and then shaved it on the. 2271 01:38:57,120 --> 01:39:00,640 Other side, I mean, that's an incredible feat of stitching, 2272 01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,400 you know, like to get to make up. 2273 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,240 But other than that, no, that's mental. 2274 01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:06,240 Yeah, that's mental. Yeah. 2275 01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:10,680 Yeah, I just think people can be very strange, hard to hear. 2276 01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:14,560 Says the guy who suggested that the man who patented the bomb 2277 01:39:14,560 --> 01:39:16,200 wink. Not a weirdo, but. 2278 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:19,360 He's bomb wanker, not me. Oh, that's right. 2279 01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:22,920 I am bombing. I'm the Willy Wanker. 2280 01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:24,600 That's my thing. Chuck. 2281 01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:26,120 Chuck. They're underrated, you know 2282 01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:26,720 what I mean? Yeah. 2283 01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:30,520 The Willy Wank. I think people people talk about 2284 01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:32,440 an old hand job like it's like, you know, the redheaded 2285 01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:33,800 stepchild programme about a term. 2286 01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:35,320 You know people like I shite the what? 2287 01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,760 Are you? Looking at me if. 2288 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:40,120 You have red hair. That's right. 2289 01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:42,160 That's right. Well, I mean, what's left? 2290 01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:44,880 But like, you know, I think it's great crack. 2291 01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:47,320 It is. It's a way to pass a couple of 2292 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:50,880 minutes and I'll enjoy the. Way big shot over here couple 2293 01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:51,200 of. Minutes. 2294 01:39:52,480 --> 01:39:55,320 Did you stretch it out? Did they always stretches it out 2295 01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:55,640 all? Right. 2296 01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:59,240 That'll be odd. Like is that the foreskin? 2297 01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:00,320 You're talking about this bottom. 2298 01:40:00,520 --> 01:40:02,640 All right, OK. Did your did your pargo it? 2299 01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:06,760 No, not at all. We had nothing really with the 2300 01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:08,920 one of the hanging baskets fell down because I forgot to bring 2301 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:09,560 it in. That's it. 2302 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:11,240 Whereabouts was that Lisburn or is that? 2303 01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:13,560 West Belfast. Oh, I'm W now. 2304 01:40:13,720 --> 01:40:15,720 It's W, not the that's W been blown down. 2305 01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:17,320 That's W he has. West he has. 2306 01:40:17,440 --> 01:40:19,760 Storm that's. West hanging baskets. 2307 01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:22,000 I didn't fight with somebody once about hanging baskets. 2308 01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:24,680 Ever tell you this? No, I my job was to spend 2309 01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:28,800 government money on things and I wanted to spend the money on 2310 01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:32,280 taking a group of pensioners, the Alamos Fair and my boss was 2311 01:40:32,280 --> 01:40:34,920 like, buy them hanging baskets. Anything there like? 2312 01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:36,760 Instead of the lamisphere at the lamisphere. 2313 01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:39,040 Buy instead of Lamisphere and like no, you should buy. 2314 01:40:39,080 --> 01:40:40,360 Spend the money on hanging baskets. 2315 01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:42,720 They'll last and I'm like, but so the memories. 2316 01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:45,000 For now. So you're not a. 2317 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,200 Dead, but treat them to Marianne, you know. 2318 01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:50,640 But it took him the lamas and I gave him dinner and the Valley 2319 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,240 Castle, the marine court, Marine court. 2320 01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:53,200 Yeah. Did you lead them? 2321 01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:56,360 No, I expect I'd said the pipers, but pay for it all with 2322 01:40:56,360 --> 01:40:58,840 the same money and they're like, you could have had 45 hanging 2323 01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:00,280 baskets there. And I was like, well, they don't 2324 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:02,120 care about that. They care about a good day out. 2325 01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:05,320 Pensioners prefer a good bit of scram. 2326 01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:07,280 Yeah, they in the garden centre, yeah. 2327 01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:10,640 I love it, I love it. And I mean, that's my one of my 2328 01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,160 life hacks. See, if you go somewhere to eat 2329 01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:13,240 then there's loads of pensioners. 2330 01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:16,000 Good. Spot Mckee's Farm Shop Craig 2331 01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:18,800 outlet Have you been? No, but it is on my list. 2332 01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:20,440 It is on my list of places. Good, yeah. 2333 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,560 Knots in Ards is another place that the pencils are good and 2334 01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:26,560 any garden centre Donagher the garden centre is a great. 2335 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:28,640 Spot and do you know what they're they're happy with 2336 01:41:28,640 --> 01:41:30,960 whatever. Oh no, incorrect. 2337 01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:33,400 There has to be top quality or they'll kick off. 2338 01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:34,920 What's the other place they had in Warrenpoint? 2339 01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:36,560 Was it the diamond or something? Or something. 2340 01:41:36,560 --> 01:41:39,000 Yeah. It's like a like a stand up. 2341 01:41:39,160 --> 01:41:41,280 It's Oh no, then it's not, but it's on the same St as the 2342 01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:42,880 diamond. But it's like this week, like 2343 01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:45,320 old fashioned like. Bow Bells in the. 2344 01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,000 Donkey days one day. Yeah. 2345 01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:49,720 Also meant to say to you too. Now this is a guy that loves a 2346 01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:53,720 Spanish latte and they now do them in Costa Spanish lattes. 2347 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:57,360 We were searching Spanish latte. Spanish latte is 1/3 coffee, 1/3 2348 01:41:57,360 --> 01:41:58,880 milk, and a third condensed milk. 2349 01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:01,520 So it's like, it's basically like it's basically a dessert. 2350 01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:05,640 All right, calm down. But it's fun. 2351 01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:08,000 What I'm was. I had an article and. 2352 01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:10,240 I'm convinced you dreamt this. This is a. 2353 01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:13,240 Favourite I had an R to kill. Winner and ask for a spot. 2354 01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:15,240 Sounds like a happy ending. Winner and ask for a Spanish 2355 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,160 lad. See what she gives you. 2356 01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:19,480 I have an R to kill an ARDS and I went to this cafe and it was 2357 01:42:19,480 --> 01:42:21,960 in this fact that it was. On the In Ards they're doing 2358 01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:22,960 Spanish lads. Over the years. 2359 01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:25,080 So then I got and I got an egg nail sandwich. 2360 01:42:25,080 --> 01:42:26,560 It's a great time as a stickiest boy, do you? 2361 01:42:26,760 --> 01:42:30,520 Have any lunch? The dress to drive home, fuck 2362 01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:35,280 you drive with the windows down. But and then from that day on, 2363 01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:37,360 for about a month, I thought about the Spanish latte every 2364 01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:39,200 day because I don't really drink coffee much, but like, it was 2365 01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:40,600 like it was unbelievable. When I do. 2366 01:42:40,600 --> 01:42:42,400 And then I looked it up and I was like fuck, I'm going to go 2367 01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,520 back. Is it open the day? 2368 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,120 And they've closed two days before. 2369 01:42:45,120 --> 01:42:48,240 You were going to go to ARDS? Just for, I mean, I don't mind 2370 01:42:48,320 --> 01:42:50,000 an ARDS shopping centre either, you know what I mean? 2371 01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,480 So I could have had a great day to myself, but. 2372 01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:54,240 You know what? I obviously I have public beef 2373 01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:58,560 with arts to an extent because I'm a buyer guy, but Ards Time 2374 01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:02,840 Centre is tremendous. The shops, the cafes, the 2375 01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:06,040 restaurants great and the pubs are not bad too Shred, the 2376 01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:10,560 parlour and the spoons. I like arts, I just like people 2377 01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:14,680 live here but it's fine. Scrabble tar. 2378 01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:16,960 Lovely. I'm all right, Trump. 2379 01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:19,240 Scrabble tar. Lovely. 2380 01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:23,480 Yeah, the views. I'd love to go to the I just 2381 01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:25,560 kind of get. Forward go give US1 underrated 2382 01:43:25,560 --> 01:43:27,120 time. Village or city in northern? 2383 01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:29,800 Ireland. Underrated where you're like 2384 01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:31,280 this place is great. I'll go first. 2385 01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:33,320 Eglinton. Oh yeah. 2386 01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:37,400 Yeah, excellent. I like Dundrum, Yep very little 2387 01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:38,720 in it but everything and it's good. 2388 01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,360 Chippy's good, few good pubs. Are you in the church? 2389 01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,560 No of her is great. Brilliant. 2390 01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:46,440 I don't say Cumber. I like Cumber too. 2391 01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:48,600 McBride's on the Squares, a great weed pub. 2392 01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:51,560 Oh yes, that's a great weed pub. And the I'm exterior braids on 2393 01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:53,320 the square. That's a that's a pub. 2394 01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:57,840 My favourite thing of them all. I love a Heron's Country fried 2395 01:43:57,840 --> 01:43:59,040 chicken. Oh yeah. 2396 01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:02,200 We super Chip. Yeah, Cumber, that sounds like a 2397 01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:03,360 nickname. Super Chip. 2398 01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:04,680 You ever had a super? Chip. 2399 01:44:04,760 --> 01:44:06,160 No. You'd love. 2400 01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:08,760 It you'd love a super. Chip, there used to be a guy in 2401 01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:11,520 Hollywood called Super Brick, and he's a bricklayer, right? 2402 01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:13,880 Super Brick of flakery. Full name There's a guy banger 2403 01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:15,800 who collects your bins or collects rubbish called. 2404 01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:18,080 Is that true? Flusty super brick of flakery 2405 01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:19,880 back in the day of the. Papers isn't there, Dave? 2406 01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:21,440 Yeah. Is Dave right? 2407 01:44:21,440 --> 01:44:23,000 Oh. Yeah. 2408 01:44:23,080 --> 01:44:24,440 Well. There's somebody in. 2409 01:44:24,480 --> 01:44:25,320 True. Ask your uncle. 2410 01:44:25,440 --> 01:44:27,320 Ask Uncle Bernard. Or that's I've made it up. 2411 01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:30,000 Isn't there somebody? In Flusty text Uncle Bernard. 2412 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,560 And see if you can get a verification. 2413 01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:35,600 Isn't there somebody in fuck's sake? 2414 01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:38,120 This is like fucking Shutter Island over here. 2415 01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:40,560 Freaking. Like you know about trash 2416 01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:44,000 Bandicoot, don't you? The the like skips and stuff in 2417 01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,360 Bangor but I've heard. Of Crash Bandicoot. 2418 01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:49,280 Well, it's got. The Nobody cares about copyright 2419 01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:51,040 in this business because it's just got a photo of Crash 2420 01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:52,600 Bandicoot on the logo. But because. 2421 01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:55,200 What I have seen on a similar ilk was there's a brand of 2422 01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:58,120 portable toilets called Rebecca Lose and I thought that. 2423 01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:00,280 Was far too niche. Far too niche. 2424 01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:03,200 If you're doing that, 2006 maybe. 2425 01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:05,440 Oh, by the way, there's another. I actually, no, I can't say 2426 01:45:05,440 --> 01:45:07,600 it'll tell you off. I can't because I got into 2427 01:45:07,600 --> 01:45:10,520 trouble by this guy's kids before this guy had a business 2428 01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:12,240 and I thought, oh, this is a funny business. 2429 01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:14,480 I took a photo of it posted on my Instagram Stories. 2430 01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:16,800 And I you take that down and say our dad's business, He's been 2431 01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,640 doing it for 30 years. You just advertise his business. 2432 01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,720 No, because I was like, oh, I said something along the line. 2433 01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:23,200 What kind of business? Give us a clue what sort. 2434 01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,600 Of it's just like a repair business, but I put it up and 2435 01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:27,640 Tiger now, then, now, then and then. 2436 01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:31,120 Jimmy Salvo repairs. Something like that somewhere, 2437 01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:32,360 somewhere, right? But. 2438 01:45:32,360 --> 01:45:39,240 Then yeah, lovely, lovely. Boy. 2439 01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:45,360 Your mom, so you put. It but and then obviously since 2440 01:45:45,360 --> 01:45:47,160 then I was like, Oh yeah, because this guy's totally 2441 01:45:47,160 --> 01:45:49,680 reputable, great business, tremendous acumen, well 2442 01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:52,040 respected in the community. It could have changed the demand 2443 01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:54,640 in furnace like after after the stories. 2444 01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:58,400 Archie is his name to Tim. Yep, Yep, Tim will fix it. 2445 01:45:58,440 --> 01:46:00,120 But I'm but I that's not the business. 2446 01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:01,640 I'm not saying that is what the business is called. 2447 01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:04,880 Yeah, anyway. Timmy Savills, I don't. 2448 01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:09,640 Know I think Timmy Mallett he get the fun guy though remember 2449 01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:12,040 he just lived here for like 3 months and was cycling around 2450 01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:13,240 every. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2451 01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:14,920 But all the rounds, no, he's a good guy. 2452 01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:17,680 He's nice. Oh yeah, Timmy Mallett is honest 2453 01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:18,400 as gone. Yeah. 2454 01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:20,280 Yeah, good lad. There aren't into your dog. 2455 01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,640 Good guy. It's very good, guys. 2456 01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:26,560 Anything you'd like to plug or promote or any passion projects? 2457 01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:27,520 Any. Feelings. 2458 01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:30,640 I am announcing a Wii show tomorrow for the 1st of March. 2459 01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:32,960 You just announced it. Well, I mean, I put it on sale 2460 01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:33,960 tomorrow. That's what I'm trying to say. 2461 01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:35,320 Thanks, Shane. That's your right to correct me. 2462 01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:41,000 I'm I'm doing an R about EastEnders and I did it about 2463 01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:43,200 five years ago and it was really good crack. 2464 01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:46,280 Even actually a lot of people who went had never watched it 2465 01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:49,000 and then really enjoyed the show because it's just like clips and 2466 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:52,280 like fucking it's good crack. You have Bradley falling off a 2467 01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:53,960 roof in it. Absolutely nice one. 2468 01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:56,360 I've got all the terrible stunt. Work. 2469 01:46:56,400 --> 01:47:00,160 Did I tell you about the time I accidentally fell in the Barbara 2470 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,200 Windsor's bath? She's. 2471 01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:05,720 Fox. Yeah. 2472 01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:09,080 Anyway, so look, follow me and. By the way, I remember the two 2473 01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:10,080 sisters died in the wedding night. 2474 01:47:10,080 --> 01:47:11,720 That's the worst thing I've ever seen, anything ever. 2475 01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:16,240 Oh, what about the what about the time in in Subway when I 2476 01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:18,240 accidentally a Barbara Winter sandwich? 2477 01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:26,360 Get out my sub. Oh, there he is, the fucking the 2478 01:47:26,360 --> 01:47:32,800 politician. The one I came up was terrible. 2479 01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:40,400 It's so tortured. Different time by the time 2480 01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:45,880 Barbara Winter walked in and me bombing a baby bear get out of 2481 01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:49,760 my cup. So ever hear about the time of 2482 01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:52,640 Barbara Windsor burst into me when I was seasoning a chicken? 2483 01:47:52,960 --> 01:48:05,360 Get my rub. Did I ever Barbara Windsor 2484 01:48:05,360 --> 01:48:08,320 caught me with her with my penis in her wireless router? 2485 01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:09,880 No, she said. Get out of my hub. 2486 01:48:10,960 --> 01:48:14,720 Did you, did you ever hear about the time Barbara Windsor 2487 01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:17,160 actually lost the norm? And I was. 2488 01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:19,920 I. Got my knob. 2489 01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:26,120 Oh, boys. Alan, you're announcing that 2490 01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:27,240 show. Where, where and when is it 2491 01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:29,600 going to be? It's black box on the 1st of 2492 01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,320 March, Tickets are only going to be a fiver. 2493 01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:32,960 What? And it's an afternoon gig so you 2494 01:48:32,960 --> 01:48:34,480 can get a nice day drunk. Brilliant. 2495 01:48:34,840 --> 01:48:37,040 Or you drop the needle. First of all, have you scooted? 2496 01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:38,200 Yeah. Have you scooted your way in? 2497 01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:40,720 Yeah, Yeah, perfect. So 3:00 to 5:00 on the 1st of. 2498 01:48:40,720 --> 01:48:42,200 March and your Your Wrestling podcast. 2499 01:48:42,720 --> 01:48:45,600 The worst there was if you like bad wrestling or like hearing 2500 01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:48,160 people talk about bad wrestling, go ahead. 2501 01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:50,920 It's good Crack where Dave was on an episode there recently. 2502 01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:53,400 We had a great time. And since then, the fallen Angel 2503 01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:56,560 Christopher Daniels has retired. So raise up an apple. 2504 01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:57,920 Teen. He brought his Donuts and off of 2505 01:48:57,920 --> 01:48:59,880 the recording. Yeah, don't see my fucking 2506 01:48:59,880 --> 01:49:02,360 Donuts here. Oh yeah, and there's trouble 2507 01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:04,000 about that too, because he's spilt don't over here. 2508 01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:07,600 And he shouted at me. Fair enough. 2509 01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:09,800 Actually, you are. You're absolutely right. 2510 01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:11,080 Yeah, you're right to be annoyed. 2511 01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:17,800 What would you like to promote before I ask you that I feel 2512 01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:19,320 like this has been there's been great fun. 2513 01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:21,520 I appreciate I appreciate you covering me for the episode of 2514 01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:27,400 Monday, but it's a special day, OK, because not only is it what 2515 01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:28,920 day is it Wednesday it. Is Wednesday. 2516 01:49:29,120 --> 01:49:33,520 Not only is it Wednesday, but it's the day of the birth of a 2517 01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:35,680 special man. Very special. 2518 01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:39,360 Special man that, A man with red hair. 2519 01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:46,080 He likes to surf the waves on the web and he has a hard on 2520 01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:46,840 when he does. Both. 2521 01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:52,040 Ladies and gentlemen, let's say happy birthday to Dan Happy. 2522 01:49:53,720 --> 01:49:58,840 Birthday to you. Happy birthday. 2523 01:49:58,840 --> 01:50:01,320 To you. Happy. 2524 01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:09,720 Birthday dear doll, Happy birthday to you and many more. 2525 01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:13,040 That sounds ominous. Dan, what are you doing for your 2526 01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:15,080 birthday today? Not much. 2527 01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:17,320 I'm going to grab some food tonight and do something at the 2528 01:50:17,320 --> 01:50:19,320 weekend I think. That's a very official answer. 2529 01:50:19,360 --> 01:50:21,680 Yeah, that's the most official thing I've ever seen. 2530 01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:24,400 What was nice was until you said his name, I wasn't 100% sure you 2531 01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:26,280 were talking about me. And I was like, it's not my 2532 01:50:26,280 --> 01:50:27,920 birthday. What's going on? 2533 01:50:28,360 --> 01:50:30,040 Alan, what will you be doing for Dan's birthday? 2534 01:50:31,080 --> 01:50:32,880 Celebrate if I'm from food with Dad, yeah. 2535 01:50:32,920 --> 01:50:35,080 Why are you going? For food tonight, where does a 2536 01:50:35,080 --> 01:50:38,080 man like Dan go for Tucker? Not sure, hasn't been decided 2537 01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:39,280 yet. Have a look at your gift and you 2538 01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:42,400 might get an idea. Here Cost is doing Spanish 2539 01:50:42,440 --> 01:50:43,440 lattes now, Yeah. Oh. 2540 01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:48,320 Yeah, looks like it's the old in. 2541 01:50:48,480 --> 01:50:50,240 Inside that there's just a packet of ham. 2542 01:50:50,440 --> 01:50:52,760 And by the way, see if you're going the old in my friend, give 2543 01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:54,240 me a ring up first. I've got to be residents. 2544 01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:55,720 Discount carding bar off in the math for you. 2545 01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:57,680 Where is the old in? Craftsman. 2546 01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:00,200 Oh, OK, it's beautiful. Lovely, lovely spot. 2547 01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:01,320 Beautiful Davey got married there. 2548 01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:03,360 Yeah. I was at the web. 2549 01:51:03,360 --> 01:51:04,720 Not at once. I was like, this is one of the 2550 01:51:04,720 --> 01:51:06,360 rare times where the food's really good. 2551 01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,880 You know, we'd use awareness, like, just because there's 200 2552 01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:10,960 of the same thing. Yeah, really nice. 2553 01:51:11,600 --> 01:51:14,520 You'll make your spot. We went to, I'll say probably go 2554 01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:17,200 have to go, but we did a rehearsal thing for days when 2555 01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:20,320 and there was a cafe across the road and it's one of those great 2556 01:51:20,320 --> 01:51:22,360 cafes that's like it's an initiative. 2557 01:51:22,360 --> 01:51:23,720 So it's like people with disability. 2558 01:51:24,640 --> 01:51:26,960 So I was like, you know what, everyone started and I was like, 2559 01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:29,200 we'll go over there, we'll get some date and we'll be doing 2560 01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:31,240 something nice. And we went to, I brought like 2561 01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:34,320 eight people over there and everyone's working there. 2562 01:51:34,320 --> 01:51:36,880 And I said the server, I was like, get a table for you. 2563 01:51:36,880 --> 01:51:39,520 And we were waiting for like way too long. 2564 01:51:39,520 --> 01:51:42,520 And I was like, this might be one of the instances where you 2565 01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:44,600 just ever see if there's any other cafe, you just walk out 2566 01:51:44,600 --> 01:51:46,800 and be like, we don't have time. Everyone get back to work. 2567 01:51:47,360 --> 01:51:50,920 And we did like, we left in like staggered groups. 2568 01:51:51,120 --> 01:51:53,920 You know, it's like after you go, one of you go. 2569 01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:56,120 In case everybody thought you'd like threw the head up. 2570 01:51:56,280 --> 01:51:58,400 Yeah, we realised when we got there. 2571 01:51:58,680 --> 01:52:02,320 This isn't what I thought, but our idea was to go there, but 2572 01:52:02,320 --> 01:52:04,040 then we just felt bags. We all have to go back to work 2573 01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,360 and leave. I thought you were going to say 2574 01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:06,640 about my mom. I'm glad you didn't. 2575 01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:11,000 She boycotted in there. But you've just said that. 2576 01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:15,040 Why? Because she thinks that maybe 2577 01:52:15,040 --> 01:52:17,600 the guys that work there aren't too good at washing their hands. 2578 01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:21,680 So is that based on anything or? Just on prejudice, really. 2579 01:52:21,880 --> 01:52:22,720 Guys. Yeah. 2580 01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:24,920 Thank you very much for watching. 2581 01:52:24,920 --> 01:52:28,600 We're back tomorrow at 11:00 AM. Slightly earlier tomorrow. 2582 01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,880 All right, remember, because you have to go. 2583 01:52:30,880 --> 01:52:32,240 Oh. Guilty. 2584 01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:37,560 We had 10. 10. 10:10 AM with. Willie T and Bruna Diamond 2585 01:52:37,560 --> 01:52:38,720 Willie T. And. 2586 01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:40,200 Bruna Diamond, salt of the earth. 2587 01:52:40,320 --> 01:52:40,840 Oh. Create. 2588 01:52:40,840 --> 01:52:43,000 Trustworthy woman. Tickets for the SSE still 2589 01:52:43,000 --> 01:52:46,360 available. Thanks for SSE 23rd of May. 2590 01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:47,800 It's a Friday night. Bigger. 2591 01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:50,000 Better. Blocked. 2592 01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:52,600 Boulder. Gives AB. 2593 01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:54,200 Yeah, Booty.