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I'm Michael. 
Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 

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we've got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like our hosting of comedy 

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events streaming only on 
Peacock, exactly how it's called

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New York After Dark and it's a 
comedy show that only features 

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drop in comic. 
Boom, you nail. 

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Into Michael Che's phone. 
Nervous. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
New York After Dark. 

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It's some kind of comedy thing 
and it's streaming now. 

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Only on Peacock. 
You love it. 

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Zippers, welcome to this episode
of the Tea with Me podcast with 

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myself, she and Todd. 
We are in London this week. 

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If you're listening to this 
week, it comes out on Friday. 

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Me, my 2 guest today, Kieran 
Bartlett and William Thompson. 

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We will be William Watts, a 
venue. 

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Come on. 
I think I know go. 

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I might be wrong. 
Is it Leicester Square Theatre? 

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No, I'm wrong. 
Is Islington something? 

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We will be in Islington Town 
Hall, Islington Assembly Rooms 

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and Town Hall simultaneously due
to shows. 

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Islington Assembly Hall, It's 
all right. 

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Thank God we did this chat 
because I was going to Leicester

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Square. 
On Friday, yeah, still take it 

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to build. 
We'll put them in the 

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description. 
This can only be described as 

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not selling as well as we 
thought, but we'll have fun in 

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London anyway. 
The two boys, obviously, I have 

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a hotel room, Karen has a hotel 
room, William has a hotel room. 

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But Karen has specifically said 
don't worry about William's 

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room. 
You said weirdly, we can just 

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store all our stuff in there 
because you have other plans for

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William. 
Yeah, he's calling in my room to

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sleep on my bedside cabinet. 
Which Karen calls his bomb 

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anyway, we need to plug Patreon 
really quick. 

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Patreon the comments I TV 
podcast not I'm not pushing a 

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huge this week not doing a big 
just here's what I'm doing. 

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We shove we shove of it. 
Not a big push. 

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William, what does VPN stand 

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for? 
I don't. 

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Know a virtual? 
No, don't put your hand up. 

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Virtual network. 
You've been so annoying at 

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school. 
You already in school? 

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Whoa. 
We're sponsored by Manscaped 

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also Manscape as well, not a new
a new side company that we've 

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set up called Manscape, also 
manscaped.com, the number one in

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men's below the belt grooming. 
One of my guests has just been 

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away on an anniversary trip down
South and I'm keen to speak to 

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him and find out that he 
manscaped himself up before he 

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went. 
Well, I like to please my wife 

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want to go away. 
OK, so. 

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We have, we have 20% too much 
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We have a 20% off. 
I just let it get briny for a 

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few days before we went, you 
know? 

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Brian Harvey. 
That's what she likes. 

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Brian Kennedy. 
Briny, happy people. 

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Should have stayed another day 
then. 

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You man's get this brilliant to 
do all this stuff for your balls

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and all, all down there, all 
this stuff you never thought was

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possible. 
No whisperer. 

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Imagine you're the guy who owns 
Manscaped and then you're 

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running this one from school who
doesn't know what you do and go,

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oh, what are you up to now? 
You go, I see your deck and 

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balls. 
That's me, that's me. 

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Look at all this stuff here. 
Do you think the guy or Garland 

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owns Manscaped hits pews? 
He he doesn't take a wage. 

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The Manscape CEO does not take a
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He's voluntary because he just 
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he just war like if you tell him
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To be the name of their next 
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If you have if you have pubes, 
he'll come and find you like a 

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like a vigilante. 
And he has a holster with all 

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the all he's got the lawnmower 
4.0, he's got the bulk cleanser,

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bald deodorant. 
He'll do your ears, he'll do 

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your nose, he'll do it all and 
he don't know about stuff on me.

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Do it with teeth. 
I have a very particular set of 

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creams. 
Taking your. 

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Puberty my hurry bags and 
they're going. 

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Good luck. 
Good luck. 

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Yeah, yeah, you. 
Get a huge amounts gift 

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free shipping let's get into 
this episode my guests are 

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William Thompson and Kieran 
Bartlett lads and I mean this 

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how are you I'm. 
Grim, can you see my face behind

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the mic? 
Yeah, we're OK. 

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I'm great, I'm great. 
I'm feeling good. 

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Are you me? 
Because a lot of people say that

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when they're not. 
We went over this on Friday. 

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See if you're not feeling good, 
you're feeling a wee bit done. 

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Keep it to yourself. 
That's. 

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Right. 
We're in my day. 

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That's right, we did have. 
The tell me something William, 

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do you carry a sadness that's 
that's Tommy there and ask 

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somebody out twice this 
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I never was. 
Just you. 

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I just picture you pushing 
sadness in it for some reason. 

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You transport it in a wee 
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Karen's wheelbarrow of sadness. 
Are you carrying a sadness? 

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No, no, I'm a wee happy boy all 
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All the time. 
Sadness isn't a thing to me. 

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Just. 
Like I told you, I'm fine. 

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You're just back from an 
anniversary trip. 

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Will you please your wife? 
Yeah. 

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Where did you? 
Where did you use your 

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anniversary? 
Where do you go? 

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Vegas. 
Can can't be carrying it. 

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Camera can't be carry. 
This is we favourite of yours. 

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It is I, I, I believe I will 
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So impractical you. 
Won't no, no eventually when 

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when I'm you were. 
Thinking of moving the Hollywood

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and. 
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Half a mile from where you. 
Are no, no, but this is. 

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This is real. 
Israel. 

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Yeah, I support Israel. 
Come on, come on. 

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So brave. 
Tell me about camera, Would it? 

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Would me and Willie like it? 
I think his word because yes, 

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you definitely. 
Definitely those like what's the

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Nando's like? 
It's it's actually more like a 

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French cafe there. 
And it's not called Nandos, it's

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called Mason Gourmet. 
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Mason Gourmet seem not the fell 
not play football. 

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Is it love it though down there?
That's good. 

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It's very enjoyable. 
There's loads of nice wee cafes 

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and shops and it's just a nice 
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Now is there any sexy bitches 
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Here. 
Whoa. 

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I wouldn't be looking around for
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Put that away. 
What Stop? 

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Beeping. 
Thank you. 

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I thought my well, he was. 
Like that's so presumed. 

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I I would literally rather it 
was your Dick because CM you 

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can't breathe. 
I hate them. 

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That's very rude. 
I do this every episode now. 

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It's a problem, yeah. 
Who's been having words? 

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Who's Who's this, really? 
Some do you know what? 

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This guy's a couple SSE shows 
coming up. 

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I can't watch that smoky breed 
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him my. 
Wee throat, sorry. 

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We're only six months away, but 
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Know, but I'm like, I'm like, 
I'm like a wee I'm going to need

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a wee bath turn all after us, 
you know. 

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Hey, hey, be honest, you already
have them. 

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Do you know, do you know what 
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You know the one that's like a 
it's like a Wicker. 

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It looks like a Wicker basket 
that you just go around the 

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household. 
What, you go around the house in

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the bath? 
I know user both thinking. 

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Stone Weights. 
User both thinking User both 

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thinking. 
A bath chair is a chair that you

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put into your bath. 
Yeah, and it isn't. 

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That can I be honest? 
It's a chair. 

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I take you to the bath. 
Out of that is what it is I 

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thought Chloe takes you to. 
Bath in my bath. 

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Chair. 
Out of all the wank sentences 

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you've said, you would think a 
bath chair is a chair to sit on 

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to have a bath, but actually it 
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It consists of Wicker. 
See this by the way, see when I 

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did that earlier and you select 
me, do you know what I was trans

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genuinely transported back to? 
So I, I went to three primary 

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schools, right? 
I mean I attended 3 primary 

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schools. 
Over his wedding anniversary. 

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I know. 
Just such a way I could really 

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see myself here. 
I'm touring the primary schools 

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of Kenmare. 
Just just she was up and says 

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would you guys like any 
knowledge? 

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Do you carry a deep sadness? 
Educations here. 

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I know right? 
I attended 3 different primary 

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schools. 1 was because we moved 
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the other when we moved house. 
Then I was physically abused in 

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that one and I changed and moved
into another school. 

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Right, that's killed the crook. 
No, no, right. 

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No. 
Anyway, anyway, I carry a 

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sadness, all right. 
And we see Anne's primary school

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satchel right now. 
Anyway I. 

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Who was the abuse from? 
But. 

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From a teacher said that anyway 
whenever I was in what I'm not 

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getting in this right, but 
anyway, whenever whenever I left

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Saint Anne's, whenever I left 
with Anne's, I went to. 

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Your primary school teacher? 
Give me a titty twister. 

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Purple Nerval, other knuckles. 
You know, I don't know. 

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It's good. 
It's good. 

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Laugh at my my sadness. 
No. 

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Wait, what? 
This is the link. 

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See when I moved. 
Got nugget in the primary 

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school? 
So teacher, happy slapping you. 

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Know what I mean? 
Well, we fucking sorry, I'm 

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sorry, strawberry skin go 
busted. 

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Anyway, we we went we went. 
So whenever I went from Saint 

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Al. 
'S they went more. 

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Fuck off whenever I changed from
Saint AL's to Saint Coleman as 

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this happened in the first day 
or two. 

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Oh, by the way, who's that lead 
actor in Different Strokes? 

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Gary Coleman. 
Yeah, yeah, it's good. 

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Yeah. 
Who's former fellow manager? 

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Seamus Coleman, anyway? 
No. 

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What? 
Sorry, sorry. 

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Not Seamus Coleman. 
Chris Coleman. 

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Very good. 
Fucked it. 

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Fucked it. 
Anyway, I went. 

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I went to Saint Coleman's right.
And sorry this happened where? 

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Did you apologise yourself 
halfway? 

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Yes, in the first, in the first 
couple of of days, I was doing 

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things that I had learned in 
Saint Ann's. 

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So in Saint Ann's at this time, 
if you wanted to answer a 

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question, if you wanted that you
touch your consumption there, 

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right? 
As long as when you don't let 

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me. 
Whatever. 

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Whatever you're choking on, 
good. 

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Health, my lung. 
At this point it's like a 

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Resident Evil boss I don't fear 
but comes out of my throat. 

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Yeah, yeah, it's. 
Really the opposite. 

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So so I, you would and you would
put your hand up right, right 

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and then of the teacher, chef 
Karen, you would stand up and 

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and speak an answer and then sit
back down. 

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Obviously that doesn't I I 
thought every school did that 

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obviously right. 
And when I get in the 

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sinkholements, she asks a 
question and I'm trying to, 

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like, assert myself as king of 
knowledge in this new class. 

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And I put my hand up and she was
just Karen. 

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And I go to answer and I stand 
up and everybody's just like, 

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what's this guy, I think. 
God, this guy's confident. 

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And then I gave the answer. 
It was correct. 

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I sat down and then and then and
then I did it again later. 

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And the second time I did it, 
somebody literally goes. 

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Why is he standing? 
Up for her and everybody just 

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laughed and made a complete 
contact of me. 

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That's that's where I was 
transported to and. 

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That's why I moved to 1/3 
primary school that. 

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Wasn't. 
No, it wasn't. 

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The third. 
Was that the last one? 

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Single month, yeah. 
Is your lungs OK? 

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Yeah, we're all good. 
Onto a deal Deal on FRESH AIR. 

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I went to I think 3 nursery 
schools if that's any. 

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That's way worse. 
That's all violence related. 

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In that I got expelled from two,
yeah. 

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Imagine getting expelled. 
At what age? 

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Like two or two and three. 
Three and three and four, yeah. 

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For doing what? 
Punching people, throwing chairs

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and teachers. 
I was a Bob Boy. 

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Did you think you were in the 
Royal Rumble? 

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No, people, I've spoke about 
this with you before. 

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People would not be my friend. 
Like I'd be like, you want to 

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play with me? 
They say no and then I just beat

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the fuck out of them because I'd
like why won't you be my mate? 

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Why don't you like me? 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Can I tell you something sad and

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adorable, But me in primary 
school, couple things. 

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Number one, I still remember my 
first day of primary school, 

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which is mental. 
I went to primary school on this

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very St top of Hollywood High 
Street. 

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Is it called something really 
boring like Hollywood primary 

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school? 
No, it's nursery show. 

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All right, OK. 
But I can't remember what it's 

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not there anymore. 
All right, it's called like the 

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magic roundabout. 
It wasn't that the categorically

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wasn't that or had it didn't 
have any link to the magic 

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roundabout. 
So anyway, do you you would? 

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Have a master was a guy on 
springs. 

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We went to see him once. 
Do you remember what it was 

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called IS? 
There. 

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Something. 
Called Josie there. 

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Oh, I don't know anything like 
that. 

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Elisa, Elisa is your headmaster.
Was a guy just on springs, Mr 

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Ebony? 
So my first day there, I was 

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hiding under a table. 
So I was just nervous and all 

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and scared. 
And they they said, what's your 

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name to tell everyone in the 
class? 

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And I said she and Todd so 
quietly but quickly they heard 

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Shento and told everyone this is
Shento. 

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And I'd say for about four weeks
I was Shento to everyone. 

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I was just shadow under the 
table, just this weird possibly 

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Romanian guy. 
Yeah, possibly also Japanese 

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summer. 
I'm asking another table that's 

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fucking unbelievable like. 
Shento And also at some point my

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dad like volunteered there for a
while, you know, like they got 

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parents in the help of 
breakfast. 

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And I remember he used to bring 
out the toast. 

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And I got so confused in my head
because I was like, there is I 

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remember like saying trying to 
send him at that. 

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You don't believe there's this 
guy at nursery and he looks so 

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like you. 
That's crazy. 

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And my dad's like, that is me. 
And I started crying because I 

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got so sad because I couldn't in
my head work it out that he was 

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my daddy at home and also this 
man giving out the toast. 

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And then it didn't like that he 
was giving other people toast. 

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It's like, stop taking toast off
my dad. 

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I like shadows region. 
There's Shantos crumbs, yeah. 

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I by the way, nursery school 
toast was, I don't know if you 

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remember Foster, but it was in 
triangles and it was. 

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That's the unbelievable shame of
toast. 

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Oh, it was just perfect. 
Yeah, that toast back there, 

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because there's probably things 
and they can't even put in bread

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nowadays, but back then they 
were like, stick some out in. 

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Yeah, Made it really nice. 
Rivalled only by primary school,

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sponge cake was nursery. 
School toast. 

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Here's here's See, nowadays the 
kids are probably what they're 

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probably having all, you know, 
gasp. 

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Creme brulee, yeah. 
Silly things. 

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See, back then, the food spoke 
for itself. 

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Yeah, where'd your sponge cake 
custard? 

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Did you ever did you ever get 
pink custard? 

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That was a good time, no? 
I don't think so. 

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Chocolate cake and pink custard.
Yeah, I know. 

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Certain time, certain special 
days. 

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Ago was it? 
Was it the same flavour and they

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were just doing that and. 
It was just, yeah, again, here. 

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Do you know what's good for 
kids? 

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Food day. 
I won't make them go mental in 

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the afternoon. 
Yeah, so. 

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Well, he's just fucking 
screaming the theme tune of The 

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Magic Roundabout. 
Fucking unbelievable. 

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Me and dessert favourite school 
dinner? 

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Well, me and dessert. 
Favourite school dinner? 

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I didn't really do school 
dinners. 

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I was a wee packed lunch boy. 
I was tuna and onion sandwich. 

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I would have been my. 
I mean, I know it was snack, but

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it was. 
Unbelievable Mummy didn't pack 

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my seasoning today. 
I guarantee you to be seasoning 

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book. 
Your mom was just making that 

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long day. 
I'm going to ruin everyone's 

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nostrils today. 
Yeah, yeah, that was that was 

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definitely the the stinkiness 
sandwich. 

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Yeah, just a. 
Human stink ball. 

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Yeah. 
Or do you know, it was good. 

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I used to like, I used to like 
eat peanut butter sandwich. 

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I just like that. 
I hate peanut butter. 

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I hate the smell of it, makes me
feel sick and it's intrusive. 

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If you have peanut butter in 
public, honestly I think it's. 

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Think you think that's 
intrusive? 

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Yes. 
More intrusive than a tuna onion

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sandwich. 
I smells it. 

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Smell you open your skid bag. 
Smells like somebody's open the 

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bin. 
You know, Laughs, you know. 

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There was a guy called Garth in 
my primary school and I still to

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this day, I'm like, Are you sure
it isn't Garth? 

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Right. 
Yeah, but it's Garth. 

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I think Garth was a mistake. 
And then people just went on. 

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I should be Garth. 
Yeah, it's definitely Garth. 

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And he in P3 was playing with a 
bin at the back of school, at 

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the end of school, and something
happened. 

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And whatever happened, a knife 
came out of the bin. 

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Oh, shit went through his cheek.
That's fucking wild. 

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With Shento hiding in the bed. 
Oh, yeah, I, I, I don't know. 

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I don't know what happened. 
Taking close from my father. 

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I don't know what happened, but 
he was playing with a Ben and he

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woke up with three ninja stars 
in the back. 

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I was half a mile away. 
With an S carved into his legs. 

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Don't know what happened. 
I liked you and I liked just 

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straight up sausage beans and 
chips. 

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Sausage, beans and chips was a 
good. 

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A good Curry, A good chicken 
Curry was hard to beat. 

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I, I don't even know that you 
know what you know to hear it, 

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though. 
In my in my in my last primary 

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school, the the the dinner hall 
was the same hall as like 

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assembly. 
How do you have CTA and you've 

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never? 
Fought it's it's well, it used 

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to be. 
Maybe cherish. 

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No, it was, it was. 
It was the same hall for 

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assembly, for dinners and for 
doing PE. 

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Yes, Sue. 
And so if you did PE in the 

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afternoon and they hadn't 
cleaned that place yet, you 

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could be in doing PE plan a bit.
Well, they have a wee vapour. 

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Plan a wee bit of 5A side or do 
you know what the worst primary 

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school PE was they'd ever do 
this. 

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They'd ever put on an audio tape
and it was like shit, like now 

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get down really low on your 
honkers and then stand up and. 

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Pretend that you have two 
schools. 

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Did he's ever get that crap? 
No, we had fitness, Freddy. 

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We come to our school. 
Here he he must live in 

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Hollywood. 
He must, because. 

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I think I'm the only person in 
Northern Ireland who's never had

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the services of Fitness Freddy. 
I haven't. 

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This guy from from birth to 
pensioners, he's, he's doing it.

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He. 
Was and he was less annoying 

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about it. 
You're right. 

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He runs out here in a pickup 
truck is a fitness Freddie 

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pickup truck. 
You know, because I heard 

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stories about this guy in the, 
in the in the early 90s and then

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he's still 2023, still running 
about. 

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He's still going. 
It would just. 

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It would just put on. 
Fiddler. 

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Yeah, you get finished Freddie 
on Oh, I don't know anything but

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100%. 
Is he a character? 

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I can't remember, I don't 
remember him since I've seen 

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him. 
Primary school right? 

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But I imagine so. 
He must have some stories. 

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He went around so many primary 
schools trying to make like we 

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chubby kids fit. 
Surely seen something funny? 

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Yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Remember, like, do you ever do 

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pee though after that? 
And then our home, there's like,

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yes, just like a wet boiled 
potato on the ground going. 

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Why did it used to be called 
apparatus? 

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We're getting the apparatus, so 
yes. 

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Apparatus. 
Yeah, that was like the those 

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big ladder things and all. 
Greenwood Primary School, where 

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I went, they got the apparatus 
at once. 

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The first week went there. 
The apparatus never came out 

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again, so someone must have died
or something. 

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Do you know, I remember in in 
secondary school then apparatus 

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where they could use sometimes, 
but it was more like, what do 

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you know, like, you know, like 
the gym benches that have them 

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hooks on them. 
Yeah. 

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And like, you'd like attach the 
bench to the the ladder thing 

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and then like wrap the bench and
stuff like that. 

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Fun. 
Joe used to know you've. 

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Never been to Pulma horse. 
Yes, not good on it. 

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Serious. 
So you tracked me as being like,

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shockingly good at gymnastics. 
Like, surprisingly. 

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Good. 
I'm surprised. 

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I am surprisingly flexible. 
I'm like a wee lamb room. 

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I could. 
See you doing the dressage and 

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all the Olympics well. 
That was a great fish you've. 

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Just been, really. 
Good, we caught a meat that you 

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don't expect to be tender. 
But you know what? 

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I've never got a cut a meat and 
went is it good and flexible? 

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Is it that's? 
What we? 

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Spread the legs. 
You're like Turkey. 

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That's weird, I cannot do the 
splits and all. 

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I Sir, Sir, leave my. 
Eye like give fitness really a 

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week with. 
It people would think that I'm 

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if you're. 
Just walking around the bridges,

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just fucking straight. 
People would think if I'm if I 

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was a cut of meat, I'd be one of
the ones that you have to braise

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low and slow to get me tender, 
but I'm actually already tender.

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I'm like, I'm like a prime loin 
or something. 

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See, I'm like, I'm like a pork 
joint. 

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You have to boil me to get all 
the salt out of me first. 

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I'm like a rib, it's already 
been eaten, but a rib it's. 

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Like a wee bit of chicken. 
It just needs like in the middle

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to say, as a Kirk, I know. 
Brendan sexually assault me but 

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through like me. 
You need like in the middle. 

455
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,280
And what's the thing? 
I asked. 

456
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,240
You do you gymnastics? 
You were like, oh, you'd think I

457
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,840
was good at it, or you're better
that you thought you won't get. 

458
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,400
Out. 
No, I'm not. 

459
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,520
Get out. 
What's something recently, 

460
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,960
another math thought you've had 
a wee bit like with Terrell 

461
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,320
McKenna? 
I'd love to take a punch from a 

462
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,400
boxer. 
I could take a punch from a 

463
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,920
boxer to McKenna, somehow punch 
you in the arm and there to give

464
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,160
you full concussion, right? 
What's a thought you've had 

465
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,080
recently? 
Because I heard from these guys 

466
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,160
that you think you'd be quite 
good at tennis. 

467
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,360
I'm good at tennis, but we 
haven't talked. 

468
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,440
We should. 
We should do this. 

469
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,840
I'm off this. 
Karen thinks he has a. 

470
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,520
Natural A. 
Natural gift for tennis? 

471
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,160
Yeah. 
He's never played tennis. 

472
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160
You look at Karen. 
What you think? 

473
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,560
Tennis you look at? 
Yeah. 

474
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,520
You look at me and you think 
it's 40 love. 

475
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:27,520
I look at you and I think Marvel
midnight release, but also 

476
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,520
tennis that's. 
The best thing you've ever said?

477
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:45,480
Yes man, oh so good. 
Marvel midnight release. 

478
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:54,280
Oh, it's fucking me up, man. 
Victory. 

479
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:59,000
I have to earn my. 
Oh my SO. 

480
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,560
Good. 
I'm so glad you laughed. 

481
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,680
I thought you. 
Were that's that's absolutely 

482
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,480
sensational. 
Oh Jesus, yes mate, that's 

483
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,440
that's so good. 
You're like, thank God, he 

484
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,520
laughed. 
Obviously he's not going to 

485
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,680
attack. 
You don't have the energy 

486
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,680
without 5:00 last night. 
Yeah, it's only three of them, 

487
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,600
but yeah. 
It's not cooler to know how 

488
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,320
many. 
I go to them. 

489
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,320
That's the worst thing, so. 
So yeah. 

490
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,920
So tennis was sort of through, 
through other parties was sort 

491
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,360
of, I made an offer to you. 
How did it end up? 

492
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,920
I was saying. 
I think was said play 6 sets. 

493
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,720
No, no one set six games. 
The pros don't even play 6 sets.

494
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,480
There you go. 
You're shipping yourself now. 

495
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,000
No, the the pros do the In the 
men's game, five sets would win 

496
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,560
1. 
Set. 

497
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,920
If one set, will play one set. 
Set, which is first to six with 

498
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,840
a gap of two to win. 
Yeah, right. 

499
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,440
Otherwise it has to go, you 
know, to Tybert or whatever. 

500
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,560
If or you can win, you can win. 
Sure it will. 

501
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,480
You can win 75. 
You're being too confident about

502
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,440
it. 
I think that's. 

503
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,760
I'm a child prodigy. 
What? 

504
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,000
You know you're not a child 
anymore. 

505
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,880
You would just be a prodigy. 
Sorry. 

506
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,920
I like Prodigy. 
I'm OK at tennis, yeah. 

507
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,960
Did you play on a real court? 
Here's what I'm saying. 

508
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,640
I've I've never played on a real
court. 

509
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,680
I've only played in my street, 
but I was king in that street 

510
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,960
and it was flat. 
It was flat well. 

511
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,680
Karen used to play with the 
peace well, peace well. 

512
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,360
Like what was the? 
What was the middle of the 

513
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,840
describes? 
The net It was a bike police. 

514
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,160
Cordon man on the ground. 
Oh, it's the same as well. 

515
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,240
No, no, it was a police. 
Cordon Man. 

516
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,200
It's not about we. 
Played it over the head of the 

517
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,520
soldiers and they were trying to
shoot us at the same time. 

518
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:49,560
What was the net conflict? 
I was saying SSR you see, but I 

519
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:54,360
meant second serve. 
The ball, the ball would bounce 

520
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,400
off the street and people would 
just shout Brits out. 

521
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,800
It was, it was, I'm serious, I 
was, I was good and I will be 

522
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,760
good again. 
Here's here's what I would like.

523
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,600
I would like to warm up rallies 
and then we'll get into it. 

524
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,240
Right. 
OK, so we're going to play one 

525
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,040
set, right? 
And what was the what did we 

526
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,240
say? 
Was it for every? 

527
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,600
For every. 
For every point, you do for 

528
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,000
every. 
Point I take. 

529
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,640
Yes, I would. 
Give a nominal fee. £20 to 

530
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,200
charity. 
Say £20 right, Right and for 

531
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,680
every. 
Example than I said before now. 

532
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,760
No, no, it's. 
Less Less Good £20. 

533
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,920
It's less than half, but let's 
say 20, right? 

534
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,040
The confidence is done now 
because he's. 

535
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,520
Yeah. 
I think you'll be now, yeah. 

536
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,920
Didn't know. 
I didn't know. 

537
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,320
You played on the streets, 
Maggie. 

538
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:46,320
Yeah. 
Favela I I you're the ghetto. 

539
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,720
Yeah. 
Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't 

540
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,560
play with shoes on and Andy 
time. 

541
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:56,560
Murray. 
Andy Time this cold today he 

542
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,440
doesn't even give up. 
He's just drinking coffee. 

543
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,760
Oh so good. 
Andy Town, Murray. 

544
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,440
The dumb Murray Djokovic go 
ahead. 

545
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,480
Unbelievable. 
That's so good. 

546
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:16,960
Anyway, I I yeah, Johnson. 
I I I think so. 

547
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,080
So you have for every point I 
get you give 20 quiz. 

548
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,120
Is it for every game he takes 
without a without you read that 

549
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,240
without a point. 
I give 20 quiz or yeah. 

550
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,240
Should I have to give more? 
Because no, that's for. 

551
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,320
I might have to. 
No, but. 

552
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,200
You could potentially end. 
Up. 

553
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,120
I you won't. 
You don't think I'm going to? 

554
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:42,200
Get a point I will. 
If I fault it's that's that's 

555
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,280
huge. 
Confidence Are we playing in the

556
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,200
straight? 
Or on a court? 

557
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,200
On a court assuming on the 
seaport. 

558
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,240
Hold on what? 
What is the surface in Seaport? 

559
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,400
Clay, what do you think? 
I would hope it's fucking. 

560
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,840
Grass is it? 
It's not. 

561
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,560
Go ahead, Big smoke you're 
thinking of. 

562
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,360
Wimbledon, you maniac. 
Is it not? 

563
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,760
Do you want to play in? 
Centre Court. 

564
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,480
No, I just want. 
To take I take 1st court like 

565
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,280
isn't gravel or whatever it is. 
Normal, normal local tennis 

566
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,520
court service. 
You're saying that? 

567
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,080
No way it's you know. 
What was the normal local tennis

568
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,240
court service for me? 
Carmack The same as the football

569
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,080
pitch we played on right tarmac.
It's. 

570
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,920
Tarmac, I wish you plan for all 
to my mom. 

571
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920
'S house. 
That's all I'm saying. 

572
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,400
No, Mommy, look, I'm winning. 
She. 

573
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,120
Wouldn't look like I. 
That's so if you need to. 

574
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,800
Do a poo in the middle of the 
game, you can go into your 

575
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,560
mommy's house. 
I would rather. 

576
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,920
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't 
want to do a Paul Radcliffe and 

577
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,640
just shout in the middle of the 
court like, you know what I 

578
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,440
mean? 
Dragging her head moves I got 

579
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,320
when she's. 
Taking a shit? 

580
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,480
What do you mean why did it? 
Do that when she's run. 

581
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,440
Yeah, did it. 
How do you? 

582
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,440
Yeah, that's top. 
I don't watch. 

583
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,480
I don't watch running if you're 
in the athletics from. 12 years 

584
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,760
ago that's why did she run like 
Ray Charles when he. 

585
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,200
Plays the piano. 
That's amazing also. 

586
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,320
Rest in peace, that movie was 
great. 

587
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,880
Was great. 
I haven't. 

588
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,360
Seen it but Jamie? 
Foxx also might die soon so well

589
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,000
I hear that's bullshit. 
I I heard his daughter, his 

590
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,520
family will be pleased to know. 
No, it's not his daughter's man.

591
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,960
Doctor Bartlett's on the kids. 
No, that's box. 

592
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,640
Listen, there's a guy at 
Belfast. 

593
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,800
Here he's done journalism, his 
daughter put. 

594
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,040
Out a post and he's been out of 
hospital for a few weeks now and

595
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,280
he's getting better. 
That was saying that that was 

596
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,760
like people don't monger and it 
wasn't real, but I don't know 

597
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,960
what's true. 
He was playing pickleball. 

598
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,480
That's that's I play. 
That like whenever I'm sure for 

599
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,880
a couple of days that sounds 
like something. 

600
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,440
My uncle, like that sounds like 
a game your uncle would make you

601
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,480
play. 
But you'll be secret. 

602
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Don't tell your mom we're 

603
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,640
playing pickleball. 
Yeah, that's how you learn to 

604
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,520
play tennis. 
We're playing bubbly deck. 

605
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,880
That's why I lost. 
That's why I lost. 

606
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,320
Out in nursery. 
Time for a game. 

607
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,360
I don't want to play. 
Pickleball, leave me alone. 

608
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,760
No speak, no speaking. 
Of games, yes. 

609
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,160
We have some of the most. 
Iconic episodes of Tea With Me 

610
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,040
are our game show episodes. 
They get competitive. 

611
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,640
There's been accusations of foul
play before, mainly from you. 

612
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,080
Every time. 
Every time I win. 

613
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,920
Anything. 
No, I'm called a cheater. 

614
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,160
Well, that's interesting. 
Every time because. 

615
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,280
Our. 
Tea With Me Mystery event will 

616
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,160
be open the time this goes out. 
It will not be. 

617
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,440
It will obviously not be. 
Did you play by the rules in 

618
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,160
that? 
I did did. 

619
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,600
You do by the rules you 
established. 

620
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,120
Absolutely. 
Major Charles Ingram. 

621
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,760
Oh, are we qualifier was I 
didn't know that everyone. 

622
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,520
Thought I didn't. 
I absolutely did by the rules 

623
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,120
you established. 
Me and Foster have not yet 

624
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,160
reviewed. 
The footage, but we'll have a 

625
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,040
look. 
We'll be review your footage. 

626
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,760
Reveal and if you have cheated 
and if hypothetically it was for

627
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,640
charity, that money will be 
taken away. 

628
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,560
OK from the charity. 
Here's here's. 

629
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,640
It won't. 
We'll just ask Wally to. 

630
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,320
Match it. 
Oh, that's good, you didn't stop

631
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,680
buying fancy. 
T-shirts in Belfast Go ahead. 

632
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,200
No one. 
Has comment. 

633
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,880
No one has commented on my new 
T-shirt, which I'm disgusted 

634
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,680
about. 
The access is the juice, the 

635
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,320
action is the juice from hate. 
I'm saying the. 

636
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,520
Movie. 
I've seen it, but I. 

637
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,240
Don't remember. 
Specifically, that's one of the 

638
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,240
best lines in the whole. 
You know, for me the action is 

639
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,200
the juice I saw is the juice. 
And Tom Sizemore RIPI. 

640
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,840
Saw is the juice and thought 
you're. 

641
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,640
Wearing an OJ Simpson T-shirt, 
an OJ. 

642
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,320
Simpson T-shirt, who, By the 
way, he has tech talk now. 

643
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,920
Have you seen it? 
No mental. 

644
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,160
Yeah, he's just on. 
It people are being. 

645
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,200
Like oh if you're going to 
murder this person what would 

646
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,080
you do is like I can't possibly 
comment on murder and people 

647
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,560
you're like you're going to go 
to gaol delete this account 

648
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,120
hashtag lol. 
Literally, yeah. 

649
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,120
So like we. 
Played some. 

650
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,280
Grip board games for. 
It let's keep this above board. 

651
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,520
Let's play this with integrity, 
with honesty integrity and made 

652
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,600
the. 
Best man win. 

653
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,520
This is pointless. 
I haven't really seen Pointless.

654
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,680
I don't really know what you're 
looking at me like how dare you.

655
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,280
And you're you obviously are a 
fan of it to describe the show 

656
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,720
I'm watching a while before. 
Because I don't have TV, but 

657
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,920
like, oh, you're so cool, man. 
You don't. 

658
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,600
Have ATV, don't have ATVI, don't
have. 

659
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,680
TV huh? 
I have ATV but I don't have like

660
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,040
to get out of the licence. 
Fee he does. 

661
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,840
I know I agree, but I don't. 
Use normal TV. 

662
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,920
I use my. 
TV for you guys? 

663
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,360
I don't. 
Have services TV licence. 

664
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,480
Won't be picking up a few. 
Quid this week from the Voice 

665
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,000
right so. 
So on you team, you told me. 

666
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,320
You team Blue light a couple of 
I went, I went to. 

667
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,200
A screening of that that I was 
invited to. 

668
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,640
At this he'll. 
He'll only watch. 

669
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,760
Terrestrial TV, if it's a screen
and he's invited to I was 

670
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,880
invited to another screen, but. 
We were are sorry. 

671
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,200
We're going to be in London when
it's on. 

672
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,560
What is it? 
A documentary series? 

673
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,640
It's coming up from here. 
Why was I not invited to? 

674
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,880
I don't. 
Know they're like me. 

675
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,480
When I go to we hangs like that.
I get no you. 

676
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,400
Get invited that. 
He hated that so hard. 

677
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,960
I get invited to we hangs. 
I like. 

678
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,280
We hangs I like because I love 
soft launch. 

679
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,960
Do you know why have a We hang. 
For you do. 

680
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,520
You know why you're an we reach.
Engineer, do you know why you're

681
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,320
they call you the Openreach 
engineer because you like the 

682
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,920
network. 
Don't know why they call me the 

683
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,960
reach around. 
Engineer. 

684
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,320
Well, I just like that. 
Because I like a reach around. 

685
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,280
So the whole the whole thing 
we're pointless is. 

686
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,760
It'll it'll. 
Sorry what? 

687
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,800
What? 
Do you mean what do? 

688
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,840
You how do you reach around 
it's. 

689
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,560
What a moment of finish? 
What are you reaching? 

690
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:11,640
A. 
A. 

691
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,440
Do you? 
Know what a reach around is? 

692
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,960
Yeah. 
But but may I ask is? 

693
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,880
Are you sorry if I don't use 
your correct terminology? 

694
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,360
Are you reaching a? 
What? 

695
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,920
Are you reaching the penis 
around there? 

696
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,880
No, You're reach around. 
No, no, no. 

697
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,600
No, no. 
What do you think of reach 

698
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,360
around is? 
Well, do you think you get? 

699
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,080
You can like use it like a. 
Fucking binocular. 

700
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,200
Is it like no, like an extension
lead when you reach around? 

701
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,560
The bottom of the couple or 
something and then I thought I. 

702
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:38,120
Saw you bring bring what looked 
like a penis around a band and I

703
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,280
was wondering what's this band 
you're bringing it around or are

704
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:46,120
you are you bringing the deck 
back through the through the 

705
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,560
legs? 
You're now just describing 

706
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,800
someone. 
With a deck, no, you, you don't 

707
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,880
bring the deck out. 
You reach around to the deck. 

708
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,760
That's what a reach around is. 
So you're behind. 

709
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,080
You're behind. 
It's almost. 

710
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,880
It's called the rusty trombone 
for a reason. 

711
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,240
I I love somebody over there 
just like Jesus Christ. 

712
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,200
Sorry. 
Right. 

713
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,040
Just go, right? 
Right, right, right, right. 

714
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:11,920
I should say by the way. 
Like a I, I have a I I have a 

715
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,639
when. 
I change, sorry. 

716
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:16,239
At the risk of getting certain 
people excited, I have a hard 

717
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,440
out at 10:30 here, so let's get 
the points. 

718
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,880
But he's got a hard on now. 
That's what a girl calls a 

719
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,719
bullet. 
A hard. 

720
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,040
Out a wide on I let's play this 
the whole the whole thing. 

721
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,639
Will point us by. 
Way is like the questions have 

722
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:35,920
multiple correct answers and 
they've surveyed people. 

723
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,400
So like out of 100 people how 
many people gave this answer? 

724
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,960
But you're trying to find an 
answer that is correct but has 

725
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,320
the lowest number of people. 
Got it. 

726
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,120
So you're trying to get obscure 
answers. 

727
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,880
OK, So for instance, if they 
said named players out of the 

728
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,199
Man United squad in 1999, 
where's Brian? 

729
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,600
And you said where's? 
Brian. 

730
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,480
It'll be lower down. 
If you said Jonathan Greening, 

731
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,960
you're probably. 
Getting pointless are like. 

732
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,160
Right. 
OK, great. 

733
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,840
That's what. 
You get you. 

734
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,280
OK, So Stan, do we have cards 
and stuff? 

735
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,480
But if you said Clint Blackmore.
Right. 

736
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,760
Incorrect. 
You're not like that anymore. 

737
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,920
Yes. 
So do you guys want to ask? 

738
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Each other questions and then 
two of you can only play it once

739
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,680
or do you want me to ask 
questions in all three play? 

740
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,040
I think we all all three play 
all. 3 playoffs Good. 

741
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:25,720
OK, it's a three-way Reacher. 
Excuse me, why is the bug? 

742
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,800
For a three-way Reacher like 
earmuffs, here's the narrowest 

743
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,880
button on. 
That you say something about 

744
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,600
numbers. 
Quite. 

745
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,120
Hungry quite because you have 
the. 

746
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,120
Narrowest butt. 
You're like chicken and also, 

747
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,960
and I'm Speaking of. 
Eating them butts don't get them

748
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,000
excited, OK? 
So where the? 

749
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,400
Counter. 
Started and who's there's ABC 

750
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,760
Who's I should be C. 
OK for Karen, Karen. 

751
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,240
And I will be A for androgynous 
and William can be B for. 

752
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,360
Belly and. 
Are they starting on one you? 

753
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,360
Can be B for? 
By and we belly belly. 

754
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,400
So that's me. 
Where are the? 

755
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,960
Counters starting on. 
One can you be? 

756
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,720
Can you be a for? 
Ah, Shinto, where do you want 

757
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,680
them to stop at the? 
Top of the world jewellery. 

758
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,200
By the way, OK. 
Shanto, ah. 

759
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,800
Shanto. 
Is that what you said? 

760
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,120
Yeah. 
Thank you. 

761
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,360
Nice. 
Very nice. 

762
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,600
OK, so I'm. 
Getting. 

763
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,840
Argento's where my Grande went 
after the Second World. 

764
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,400
Go ahead, I'm going to. 
Give you a list. 

765
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,920
Of film named after their title 
characters. 

766
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,920
So you need to tell me who 
played the title character, 

767
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,920
right. 
OK, I'm. 

768
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,040
Confused. 
But who? 

769
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,560
Who goes first? 
You can go first. 

770
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,040
So Michael Clinton. 
Roster Cock Rooster Cockburn, 

771
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:52,120
Mary Poppins, Alice Adams, Happy
Gilmore, Annie Hall, Edward 

772
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,080
Scissorhands and Shirley 
Valentine. 

773
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,920
But what do you have to? 
Do with it name the. 

774
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,480
Actor who plays the lead. 
Character in all of them or. 

775
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,600
Just pick one, right? 
OK. 

776
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,560
Adam Sandler and Happy Gilmore, 
Yeah. 

777
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,240
Mary Poppins. 35I. 
Guess 35. 

778
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,200
Yeah, but you want to get. 
As low as possible. 

779
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,440
Yeah, no, I. 
Yeah, slow and steady wins the 

780
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,360
race. 
I want to say Adam Sandler. 

781
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,640
Is Mary Poppins the first person
to reach the bottom? 

782
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,560
Loses. 
Oh right, I don't want to do 

783
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,880
that there. 
William. 

784
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,320
I don't think I'll do well with.
This I'm going to. 

785
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,560
I'm going. 
To take a risk and say for Annie

786
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,160
Hall, was it Mia Farrow faulty 
I. 

787
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,760
Don't understand? 
It was. 

788
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,400
Not fuck. 
So what it was he? 

789
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,040
Get he gets immediately get the.
Bottom 100. 

790
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,640
Started at the much. 
I took a rescue then then. 

791
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,400
Pay off Karen Rooster, Carver 
and. 

792
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,680
John Wayne, 21. 
Yes, getting. 

793
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:56,360
Twike who did play anyhow. 
Diane Keaton? 

794
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,720
Fuck. 
So. 

795
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,240
What was what? 
Was the pointless? 

796
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,320
Was there a pointless one in 
there? 

797
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:11,120
Shirley Valentine. 
It was no Alice Adams, played by

798
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,160
Katharine Hepburn. 
Ah. 

799
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,760
OK, so you stay on the score 
that? 

800
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,640
You're on then. 
You stay there until you know. 

801
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,040
You and she and answer the next 
one. 

802
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,600
Oh, right. 
Well, he's out while he's. 

803
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,920
Out. 
Oh, straight away I'm out. 

804
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,440
We'll play a. 
Couple of games, right? 

805
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,200
Yeah, sure. 
Let's see how. 

806
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,600
We have a shootout. 
Annie Hall's A Woody Allen Film.

807
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,760
And that's where he met his 
daughter. 

808
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,840
Wife was threw me a pharaoh, so 
that's where I went for that. 

809
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,240
His daughter, his. 
Daughter, wife, his wife. 

810
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,040
Yeah, his. 
Water. 

811
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,360
His dife. 
OK, so our water. 

812
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:48,200
Yeah. 3 seconds ago this 
question. 

813
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,960
Is authors whose combined works 
sold more than 2 million copies 

814
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,440
in the UK between the year 2000 
and 2009. 

815
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,440
Oh shit, right. 
There's no options so. 

816
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,360
You have to just come up with 
them. 

817
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,560
Oh shit. 
An author such. 

818
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,720
A. 
Disadvantage. 

819
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,800
Oh, I don't read books over 2 / 
2,000,000. 

820
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:14,760
Yeah. 
Harlan Coburn, do you turn in 

821
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,960
the Professor Frank? 
From the is that your? 

822
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,640
Final answer no. 
OK, Yeah. 

823
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,840
No, it's not. 
Think about the. 

824
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,200
Biggest fiction books or films 
that were going on? 

825
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,600
John Gresham. 
Or no, actually Dan Brown. 

826
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,880
Dan Brown is on the. 
List 14 yes called I don't. 

827
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:43,840
Know the music from. 
It wasn't bad. 

828
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,640
Oh, it'd. 
Be so shit if you. 

829
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,760
Don't get this. 
You will. 

830
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,000
You're in the books and all. 
You're weird. 

831
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,280
George RR Martin. 
It's. 

832
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,200
A good one. 
But also not on the list. 

833
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,360
Fuck off. 
Yeah. 

834
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,360
I know more book things than 
you. 

835
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,720
Yeah, guess what? 
6 people you can. 

836
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,600
Yeah, I might get another guess.
No, that's not how it works. 

837
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,880
You're allowed to work. 
It doesn't work like that. 

838
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,200
You're allowed to. 
Work it out, we're all. 

839
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,760
His ones on the list. 
Maybe I didn't give a final 

840
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,480
answer it. 
Could be this, it could be 

841
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,640
neither have I. 
Absolutely. 

842
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,440
Is it George or Martin? 
We'll call that a practise show.

843
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,640
And practise stuff. 
Oh sweet, I'm back in then. 

844
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,960
I won. 
Oh yeah, you won. 

845
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,120
The practise show. 
Oh. 

846
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:31,000
That. 
Was Holland Cobel in there 

847
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,960
though? 
Karen, eat my. 

848
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,240
Bags, you can't even concede the
practise round. 

849
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,320
I want no, because I want to 
concede them. 

850
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,840
On this look, look, that's how I
know you're. 

851
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,360
Insecure. 
He's watching. 

852
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,080
Give us another. 
Answer squeal bottles. 

853
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,000
Just for fun, give us another 
answer He. 

854
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,360
Doesn't know in a Blighton. 
Me. 

855
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,600
Where's your in a Blighton, 
Yeah. 

856
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,200
What do you call it, Karen? 
Who's your dream, Dave? 

857
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,400
Patricia Corn. 
I. 

858
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,360
Like the wife. 
Yeah, that was on the list. 

859
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,800
I'm what? 
How many? 

860
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,960
Was Patricia Cornwell 3. 
You should have said it bit was 

861
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,240
here. 
See if you're thinking another 

862
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,480
one like a tip who was pointless
on. 

863
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,800
That list on you here. 
Here's my advice for the. 

864
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,520
See for the next one. 
See if you think it's right. 

865
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,000
Go with that. 
I all right, Mia Farrow. 

866
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,160
All right, I'm not Mia Farrow. 
I'll. 

867
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,360
Be cut my hand. 
OK. 

868
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,600
Yeah, hold on. 
That's not like a little wife 

869
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,360
saying if you ever cut your 
hand, you don't kiss it. 

870
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,200
I know. 
Suck the blood, Karen, Suck the 

871
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,040
blood. 
No, I don't know why I 

872
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,120
immediately. 
Just want no what I mean if you 

873
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,360
went. 
Suck the blood out of anything. 

874
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:48,440
I'd immediately go no, I 
reacted. 

875
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,480
To that the way. 
My dad would have reacted to is 

876
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,520
there garlic on this? 
No, no, no, no. 

877
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,520
Jim the Vampire. 
OK, good to go for another 

878
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,560
round. 
And the vampire? 

879
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:06,240
Yes, top my dab unbelievable. 
OK, so. 

880
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,840
I'm looking for actors or 
actresses who've received an 

881
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,480
acting credit in two or more 
official James Bond films, 

882
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,880
starting from Doctor No through 
The Quantum of Solace. 

883
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,720
So not the last few films. 
Did you say actress? 

884
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,440
Actors or. 
Actresses. 

885
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,000
Who's that weirdo guy? 
That does. 

886
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,360
I shouldn't say I've got a good 
one. 

887
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,720
See, I'm not into this. 
Whole bond thing, right well, 

888
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,120
you can go first because I've. 
Made do you? 

889
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,040
Want to go? 
First. 

890
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:35,480
Nope. 
OK. 

891
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,720
I've tried first for a. 
Reason there is no order in 

892
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,240
which I go first. 
Can I go first? 

893
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:49,680
Yeah, Samantha Bond, Correct. 
Three yes of your Dicks. 

894
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,440
Is there a limit? 
To what James Bond films yeah 

895
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:58,480
from? 
Yeah. 

896
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:05,560
Oh, sorry. 
So 197 So what if I. 

897
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:05,960
Can. 
Just. 

898
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,480
Describe who this guy is and 
what he does. 

899
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,080
But I don't know. 
I know what you're going to say.

900
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,880
I know what you're going to say,
and I know his name. 

901
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,600
Do you want me to predict this? 
Yeah. 

902
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,600
Say what? 
No, because you're. 

903
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,760
Going to give yeah say. 
What you think I'm going to say?

904
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:23,520
Gadget guy. 
Qi know his name, I think it's Q

905
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:29,240
Desmond Llewellyn. 
Something Qi know, are you 

906
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,160
taking that as your final? 
Answer Yeah, but my. 

907
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,840
Answer Yeah, no, I'm just going 
to say do. 

908
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,720
Not I can't predict what I'm 
going to say. 

909
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,800
I was. 
I literally predicted that I'm 

910
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,440
Darren Brown. 
Like Desmond is correct. 

911
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,920
Oh yeah, you, Darren. 
Brown or giving away giving away

912
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,040
the answers. 
You're Darren. 

913
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,000
There's a good one. 
I think a pointless one. 

914
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:51,960
What's that guy's name? 
Michael. 

915
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:57,320
Somebody Stone. 
Michael It is pointless. 

916
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,160
Arnold. 
Schwarzenegger. 

917
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,440
Wasn't it what's no what's 
annoying me? 

918
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,520
I can't give you the answer of 
Happy Gilmore's boss. 

919
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,320
Here's a good one. 
But the guy that played Happy 

920
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,280
Gilmore's boss, and I can't 
remember his fucking. 

921
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,040
I can't think of him. 
He played Jaws. 

922
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,800
Oh well, yeah, I. 
Cannot remember the. 

923
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,480
Fucker's name? 
Richard Kale. 

924
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,240
Richard Kale is. 
That your final answer, William?

925
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,680
Yeah. 
Correct. 

926
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,760
Somehow I ended up being like in
the middle. 

927
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,760
I give all those answers. 
What's that guy's name? 

928
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,160
Michael. 
I do like subscription. 

929
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,240
We're being so devious. 
Or as you're going, Karen, 

930
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,880
what's the answer? 
You give it, then we answer. 

931
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,440
You're like wankers, Karen. 
How many magic beans? 

932
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,760
Have you been sold today? 
What do you call? 

933
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,200
A guy Michael Michael G Wilson 
Michael Wilson. 

934
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,320
OK, done. 
OK, stand with films. 

935
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,160
Feature films that were made for
a cinema release for which Hugh 

936
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,440
McGregor received an acting 
credit prior to April 2011, 

937
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,320
right? 
Now I know. 

938
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,000
There's the obvious. 
One yeah. 

939
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,720
So I don't want to go with that.
I I don't know a lot of Hugh 

940
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:13,600
McGregor films, so I'll just go 
with, I'll just go with Moulin 

941
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,960
Rouge if you play. 
Correct 23. 

942
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,160
Yes. 
William. 

943
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,080
I'll, I'll. 
Play it safe and I'll go with 

944
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:28,400
The Phantom Menace. 17. 
I don't know. 

945
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,480
I don't. 
Know you want lower or higher. 

946
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,200
You want lower. 
Number the better shallow grave.

947
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,200
That was Jack Block, no? 
I'm taking a shallow hall. 

948
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,640
Jack Lock and Trainspotting it 
better be on. 

949
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,000
Shallow grave is not on. 
The list. 

950
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,240
I'm addicted to the skag. 
Don't fuck me down, I can. 

951
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,600
Already say what's on the card. 
Ah, Karen. 

952
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,760
Karen, if you tell me it's 
something. 

953
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,920
Like shallow graves, I will kick
you to death anywhere. 

954
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:04,840
Look at the card. 
It's. 

955
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,160
Not no. 
He's definitely. 

956
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,840
I'm I. 
Demand another. 

957
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,120
Guess. 
And that's a disgrace. 

958
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,840
Relax, Trump I. 
Demand a recount. 

959
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,320
Hold on, wait. 
I can pick another one. 

960
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,880
Does anyone judo cream for 
Karen? 

961
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,880
Sweet bum. 
Not how it works. 

962
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,560
Not how it works. 
I'm disgusted. 

963
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,360
If you can pick. 
If you can pick the pointless 

964
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,880
one, I'll give it to you. 
All right, Actually there's. 

965
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,200
Two pointless ones. 
Yeah, I didn't even make. 

966
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,400
It out of nursery skin. 
You're losing to me, Karen. 

967
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,240
Your Cocker it is. 
Hope you're better. 

968
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,120
See, we used to play Pointless 
on the street. 

969
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,640
I don't know. 
Up to 2011, I don't know if this

970
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,080
was out before that, but the 
island, you've already said 

971
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,160
that. 
Wasn't pointless. 

972
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,720
It was. 
Correct, but not pointless. 

973
00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,800
I'm 14. 
Disgusting. 

974
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,760
I'll take my medicine. 
I'm looking up fucking his Andy 

975
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,080
because he's in shell. 
Oh no, get your phone away a 

976
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:07,880
minute. 
Because you're cheating? 

977
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,920
No, but I'm out. 
I'm out. 

978
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:14,000
Anyway. 
OK football clubs. 

979
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,440
That played in any of the 
professional football leagues in

980
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,920
England during the 2010 eleven 
season. 

981
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,360
That has Toyne or City in its 
name. 

982
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,360
So you're looking for the most 
obscure. 

983
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:31,840
Toyne or city? 
OK. 

984
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,280
You want to go first? 
Yeah. 

985
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,520
Fuck, I'm going to take a pump 
on this. 

986
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,720
And it could. 
Be wrong, go ahead. 

987
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,200
Well, no. 
Because I don't know if they 

988
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,400
were in the Football League, 
I'll go Grimsby, Grimsby time. 

989
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,520
He's not started the question, 
hasn't he? 

990
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,920
No. 
Grimsby is not. 

991
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,480
On the list? 
Manchester City. 

992
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:59,240
Fuck off. 
That's correct, but. 84 doesn't 

993
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,160
matter, it's correct, I went. 
Thank you all. 

994
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,920
The way down near the. 
Bottom, but yeah. 

995
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,520
But you're out? 
Sure. 

996
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:11,200
Oh, I don't understand. 
Well, he wins well. 

997
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:17,280
He wins. 
Always the pointless I. 

998
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,560
Was going to go Fleetwood, 
right, sorry. 

999
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,480
Just just check. 
What's that on you? 

1000
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,120
McGregor's Andy be screen one 
and then be in. 

1001
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,000
Human. 
You're we Dick Shallow. 

1002
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Grave if it's not, on, this if 
it's not. 

1003
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,840
On the card I can't give it to 
you. 

1004
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,360
OK, look, we'll start again, 
give you another. 

1005
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,120
Chance you've just been 
outwitted by two simple. 

1006
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,800
Guys. 
Oh, you eat Dicks? 

1007
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,000
If it's not on the card, you 
lose another game. 

1008
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,200
You actually lose. 
Your PhD. 

1009
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,200
That's the rules and. 
And one of us get it. 

1010
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,480
Yeah, we split it. 
I just have people I take. 

1011
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,960
The day. 
OK. 

1012
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,600
Feature films made for. 
Cinema release for which Denzel 

1013
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,680
Washington has received an 
acting credit prior to November 

1014
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,160
2011. 
Can you go first? 

1015
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,160
Because you're stupid? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1016
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:12,160
Now do you know who he is? 
Denzel not. 

1017
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,280
Only feels your thing that. 
Denzel only films and horses. 

1018
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:23,440
Devil in a blue dress. 
Don't fucking do this to me. 

1019
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,560
These are these are fucking big 
films like. 

1020
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,560
It fucking is. 
That's what Karen just to. 

1021
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,280
Say I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 
Burn this place to fucking girl.

1022
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:39,280
That's what's gonna happen. 
This is up there with. 

1023
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,480
Dave on on episode 2 of Noble it
is this is but I am being. 

1024
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,320
Stupid ripped open. 
See. 

1025
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,840
This is see. 
Instead of burning the place 

1026
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,160
down, how? 
About you answer a question, 

1027
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,600
right? 
No, that's the fuck because I'm.

1028
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,040
Actually giving you. 
Do you know how pointless my 

1029
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,360
answers are? 
They don't even know. 

1030
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,120
Yeah, yeah. 
These are we Dicks now. 

1031
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:56,640
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1032
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,600
Glory is glory on there, Don. 
Oh, he's clutching the source. 

1033
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,720
Yeah. 
You can only have one. 

1034
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,880
Dan, OH. 
Dan, I'm next. 

1035
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,080
Harm's way can. 
I go, Oh my God, I, I, I'm going

1036
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,520
to answer. 
I'm going to answer glory. 

1037
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,520
No, I actually I think I'll go 
with sorry, I saw Dan saying no.

1038
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,840
That was wrong. 
So you're right. 

1039
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,560
I saw that. 
No, I'll go training then. 

1040
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,960
No. 
Absolutely not, but I think. 

1041
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,120
It's not glory. 
Isn't on training day. 

1042
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,680
Training day is not on it. 
What? 

1043
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:30,040
Am I going to win in a row? 
I'll go with the equaliser I 

1044
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:30,840
was. 
I. 

1045
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,760
Not before 2011. 
I don't know any dance I. 

1046
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,080
Was on the car here. 
Put your phone away. 

1047
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,440
No, no, because I just I'm. 
I'm American gangster. 

1048
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,760
Why are you looking? 
Up big tits. 

1049
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,640
How is that going to help you? 
He's taxing. 

1050
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,240
Fitness Freddie, I need to burn 
off his anger tonight. 

1051
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:49,600
Get the hello. 
Oh, because if no one has said. 

1052
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,360
It Kieran, what does? 
It get in the list. 

1053
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,240
I don't know how. 
Yeah, it should be, yeah. 

1054
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,680
Because it doesn't. 
It does get on the list. 

1055
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,360
Get on the list. 
I've checked OK, doesn't get on 

1056
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,920
the list. 
Let's try one more and see how 

1057
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,680
we go with this one. 
UK Top 40 singles released by 

1058
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:08,760
the bands Coldplay, Snow Patrol 
or the Arctic Monkeys singles. 

1059
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,880
Top Top 20. 
Singles. 

1060
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,680
Did you say Top 40? 
Right I. 

1061
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:18,040
Will go 19. 95 fuck. 
All this with this is sorry. 

1062
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,560
I'm being. 
What's the word I'm? 

1063
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,040
Being gaslit by this game, 
that's what's happening. 

1064
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,520
Don't say Morrison being gaslit 
helping to listen to you, fuck 

1065
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,280
sake. 
I'm going to go quite niche. 

1066
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,920
Don't. 
OK, I want that. 

1067
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,360
I'm. 
Going to go with go your. 

1068
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,000
Own way? 
No, I'm. 

1069
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,640
Going to go with. 
Teddy Pecker. 

1070
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,360
By the Arctic Monkeys. 
Oh, I. 

1071
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,400
Wasn't single. 
That is correct one. 

1072
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,600
Fuck, I didn't even think 
that's. 

1073
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,000
Very good. 
That's very good. 

1074
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,360
One. 
So here I got 1. 

1075
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,040
Is that really good or is that 
Wick? 

1076
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,280
Oh, I forgot, is that good? 
It's really good. 

1077
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,800
IMDb make sure he's right. 
Probably. 

1078
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,520
Don't have an IMDb? 
What that 40 singles by Coldplay

1079
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,600
Snow Patrol. 
Or the Arctic boss. 

1080
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,440
I can't. 
I have. 

1081
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,360
I have one I bet. 
It's not on the list. 

1082
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,560
Well then say one list you got 
points, don't. 

1083
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:25,720
Panic by Coldplay Feel good? 
Are you serious? 

1084
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,080
Don't. 
Panic. 

1085
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:32,720
No one's ever heard of the bro. 
So I got sing a bit of it, no? 

1086
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
All. 
Right now the. 

1087
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,320
Phone's back. 
Phones. 

1088
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,720
Out, he's texting Chloe. 
I'll need. 

1089
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,840
More cuddle time later, I'm 
texting Chris Martin to ask him 

1090
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,080
what the fuck is going. 
On I'm looking it up. 

1091
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,800
Save us, says I I'm. 
Being serious. 

1092
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,800
Save Us says it was a Top 40 
single in the UK. 

1093
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:57,040
What are you going to do? 
I'm not plan, I'm literally. 

1094
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,840
I'm I'm here it. 
Is single. 

1095
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,160
It's definitely single in 
between trouble and in my place,

1096
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,440
so it was the last single. 
My answer is literally going to 

1097
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,920
be trouble for Foxy. 
You still can't. 

1098
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,440
SIT DNA charts. 
Yeah, it. 

1099
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,400
Went it. 
Went. 

1100
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:23,000
Straight in number. 100 and. 30 
that's top 200 that. 

1101
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,840
Counts, Karen. 
There's a humble pie cooking 

1102
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,360
downstairs your. 
Name on you idiot. 

1103
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,640
You completely. 
Did you get lobotomized and came

1104
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,480
there? 
No, because those films are. 

1105
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,240
Real. 
And they're definitely they're 

1106
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:47,560
theatrical releases. 
I am. 

1107
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:52,680
Not a dickhead, I'm fucking. 
Disgusted. 

1108
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,560
I'm going to go. 
With Trouble by Coldplay 

1109
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,040
trouble. 
Is correct. 

1110
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,160
Well done. 
When I also. 

1111
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,680
Asked right 33. 
I didn't. 

1112
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,160
What was it? 
33 Yeah. 

1113
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,880
I didn't want to say because I 
don't know if I know the. 

1114
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,440
Name of the song. 
Set fire to the third bar. 

1115
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,160
Yeah, that never stops Kieran. 
I'm glad I didn't. 

1116
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,040
Go with that because I don't. 
Know if I if? 

1117
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,040
I was taking another one. 
I'd say chocolate by. 

1118
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,880
Snow Patrol. 
Is it on there is what, Sir? 

1119
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,640
Chocolate by Snow Patrol? 
Probably not. 

1120
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,600
That's my. 
That's. 

1121
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:24,680
My. 
Favourite. 

1122
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,360
Sorry, Karen's gone. 
Along is it not on there? 

1123
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,040
Do you know what? 
He tried to do, sorry. 

1124
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,720
Do you know what he tried to do?
He tried to salvage something by

1125
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:36,560
going I might have said this one
too, and it's also I hate this 

1126
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,640
game. 
What's? 

1127
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,760
Chocolate go like again. 
Fucking Amazon smell like 

1128
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:53,520
chocolate Chocolate. 
This could be that's. 

1129
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:58,240
A fucking great song. 
Yeah, I love it. 

1130
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:05,360
And then we really have to. 
Go away from here. 

1131
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,880
It's not called Sapphire, the 
third bar. 

1132
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,720
No, that's that's absolutely no,
that's not the one I. 

1133
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:14,320
Said Sapphire, the third. 
Bar the third bar me down yeah 

1134
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,680
long. 
That's great this game. 

1135
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,520
What have you done to me? 
But that's with. 

1136
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,120
Martha Wainwright so it might 
not be. 

1137
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,640
Steve Martin Films. 
Is the next can? 

1138
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,560
I play anyone. 
No, you're out. 

1139
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,040
Nah, sorry. 
It's me. 

1140
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,200
It's. 
Just the guys that got right. 

1141
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,880
Films which had a cinema release
for which Steve Martin. 

1142
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,320
Had received an acting credits 
including voice artist up to the

1143
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,440
end of 2010. 
Oh, no. 

1144
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,000
Oh. 
Not that, but some somewhere. 

1145
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,400
So should I be going? 
For something niche down how 

1146
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,960
many how many are on your? 
I think roughly there's like 10 

1147
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,960
or 12 I think. 
One that you like a lot, I am 

1148
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,720
going to go to win this. 
OK with did you you give him 

1149
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,400
answer? 
No, no. 

1150
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,200
Do you know what doesn't matter.
I'll go 3 mingles. 

1151
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,440
That's good. 
I was going to say 3 mingles. 

1152
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,480
That's good. 
I think you should go for one 

1153
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:10,480
you really like recently. 
I will go with. 

1154
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,800
Oh yeah. 
If you're travelling. 

1155
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:19,120
Somewhere you may, I will go. 
With a little shop of horrors. 

1156
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,480
Oh. 
Wow, that's. 

1157
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,280
Very good bastard. 1. 
Yeah. 

1158
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,920
Suddenly. 
See more. 

1159
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,520
I'm. 
Going to bastard anyway because 

1160
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,040
the bed. 
It's not on there but if I look 

1161
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,760
it up, he did it. 
I was literally simple twist of 

1162
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:36,160
fit, not even looking. 
I'll let. 

1163
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,240
William, answer 1st and then 
we'll come back. 

1164
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,320
To that bastard, that was 
literally my answer. 

1165
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,680
I'm so annoyed. 
You should just say the same 

1166
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,440
words I just said. 
Little twist of fit. 

1167
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,520
Yeah, yeah, Little. 
Twist of fit. 

1168
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,360
Little twist of fit. 
For me to win, is it little 

1169
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,560
twist of fate? 
Sorry William, that is not on 

1170
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,920
the card. 
It was. 

1171
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,080
A simple twist. 
Of that was a point, yeah. 

1172
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,880
So that little shop. 
Speaking of simple, Karen, 

1173
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:06,080
thanks for playing. 
I hate. 

1174
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,800
This game John annoyed me. 
He is yet a game won the panel. 

1175
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,520
I was like, I can't even. 
Speak I knowledge is part see 

1176
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,880
earlier when I was getting 
coffees. 

1177
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,160
I was telling people in Joxer we
were. 

1178
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,000
Going to be playing something 
today I didn't know what it was 

1179
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,000
and I went I went I hope it's 
quiz based and they went I'm 

1180
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,720
sure you'll win and I and I went
thank you but I'm not so sure 

1181
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,960
see when he goes back and it's 
going to be like when he comes 

1182
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,840
back in the. 
Joxer with a shotgun later Be 

1183
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,240
like how to? 
Go Kieran, I'm carrying a 

1184
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,760
sadness. 
It's like, it's like game of. 

1185
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,280
Thrones are just throwing 
sausage at you. 

1186
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:41,880
Shame shame Karen naked getting 
Celtic. 

1187
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,880
This is the worst TV the board 
game game. 

1188
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,640
I've ever played in my life. 
See, if you'd won, you wouldn't 

1189
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,800
be saying that. 
Yeah, I played. 

1190
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,160
General effects, it's a way 
worse game. 

1191
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:59,000
This guy's been on fire though. 
Now then. 

1192
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,400
Down alone we've. 
Been recording for because I 

1193
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,840
actually can't see the clock 
almost an hour. 59 minutes. 

1194
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,080
Guys, just just just to take us 
up to a minute. 

1195
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,360
Yeah, the question everybody 
wants to know when we go to 

1196
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:18,760
London, what will we do for 
dinner? 

1197
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,440
No, we've two options. 
And I'm willing to just say, you

1198
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,560
know what I always say nondos? 
See, instead of that, I think we

1199
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:32,840
should go the five guys in here 
for a delicious slap up Chinese 

1200
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,720
meal. 
Who says no if we go to that 

1201
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,200
place we went before in 
Leicester? 

1202
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,560
Square in Chinatown, right? 
Shantel can get us a table, see 

1203
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,080
how much time we have done. 
Time is a construct. 

1204
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,160
I'm telling you now. 
Even if we're. 

1205
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,920
Late. 
It's worth it for this time. 

1206
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,400
What time is the border? 
I think it's a half seven start.

1207
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,000
I mean after a late. 
Night delicious. 

1208
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,560
Slap up me. 
That's what we did last. 

1209
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,360
I'm excited. 
Sat down at about 10:30. 

1210
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,880
I love that clip. 
Get your hands off my yes. 

1211
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,640
Yeah, I've done. 
It's just Chinese. 

1212
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,640
Is democracy manifest? 
Ohh. 

1213
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,200
So good. 
So good late night delicious. 

1214
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,640
Stop up me, we'll have the pot 
over as. 

1215
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:16,880
Nine people will have been 
there. 

1216
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,160
It'll be a beautiful time. 
We'll get napkins. 

1217
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,440
It'll be the whole thing. 
Oh yes, I see. 

1218
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,160
You know you're judo. 
Well. 

1219
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,000
You ever play board games with 
that guy? 

1220
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,840
He's a nightmare. 
I see you know you're Cluedo. 

1221
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,640
Well. 
It's still big. 

1222
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:36,360
It's still big here. 
So shit, this guy, Willie T. 

1223
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,440
Plug the Oster Hall show. 
Me. 

1224
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,440
Yeah. 
Oster Hall come. 

1225
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:42,200
See me live, I'm doing jokes and
shit when. 4th of November 

1226
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,120
Tickets on sale Tickets on sale 
They're flying. 

1227
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,560
So come see me. 
Keenan Bartlett, SSE mate. 

1228
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,840
SSA. 24th. 24th of November. 
Come see it. 

1229
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,360
It's going to be new. 
It's going to be fresh. 

1230
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,160
You're going to be, I'll be, 
I'll be worn clean clothes and 

1231
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,040
all. 
What a treat. 

1232
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,960
I won't wear this T. 
Shirt because nobody gets it. 

1233
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,360
I'm on tour in a lot of 
different. 

1234
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:07,800
Places take a tour in the bio of
my social media pages. 

1235
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,440
Operations coming up soon. 
I thought come along. 

1236
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,680
Yeah, yeah. 
Holy shit. 

1237
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,040
Yeah. 
Come along. 

1238
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,600
Friends. 
Enemies, thank you for watching,

1239
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,640
thank you for listening. 
Appreciate it. 

1240
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:23,480
Go to patreon.com if you want 
more stuff from the winner and 

1241
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,600
his friends. 
Good day.

