1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,320 What was the last operation you got? 2 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,480 I got my toenails off. When you got your toenails. 3 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,600 Off. I have no toenails. 4 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,480 No, they're all kind of deformed looking. 5 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,960 So I have a deformed toe. You show me yours, I'll show you 6 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,800 mine. No, I can't show you mine as you 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,000 wouldn't like it. Boys. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,320 I'm down, you use me brace. Yourself. 9 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,560 Look at this. You're right. 10 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:24,360 Oh. No, no, it's going to cost you 11 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,280 anymore. No, no, no, no. 12 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,720 I know what he's perversely. I need to see it 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,480 separate. Welcome to this episode of the 14 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,320 TV's Me podcast with me, she and Todd. 15 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,600 Before we get into this episode, let me tell you about just a 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,000 couple of things. The first of which is are short 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,240 the waterfront hole, so that's sort of respectful. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,360 The waterfront hall, not the waterfront hall. 19 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,840 Our first show, they're sold out. 20 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,080 We've added a second showdown. What's the day for that? 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,280 30th of. November the 30th of November 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,240 29th. Sold out. 23 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,760 Tickets are in the description below. 24 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,080 Live podcast. 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My guest today is none other 99 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,040 than a firm favourite on this pod. 100 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:23,280 He is Fermanas sexiest man 2021-2022 2024 He is a fantastic 101 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:28,040 comedian, an original mind, a wacky, wacky guy. 102 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:37,360 He he is none other than my friend and yours, Mr Mark 103 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,640 McCartney. We've got a long beef trying to 104 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,680 get him on nest with the elusive guy to get on this pocket like 105 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,280 it's it's like a cotton mouse thing. 106 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,680 He's it's been another part, isn't it? 107 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,280 Yes, Thank you, Mark. Yes, he was. 108 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,840 Thank you. Yeah, I've met. 109 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:54,600 I've been. Booked. 110 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,560 If he's done more than McCartney, I'll fucking well 111 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,800 that's. What you've done to me, that's 112 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,560 you've done to me and Frost. But boy, so fuck you. 113 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,240 Excuse me, Jimmy Nesbos coming on me next week. 114 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,120 That's how I got him on the show. 115 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,680 Is that what I need to do? That's what you need to do. 116 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:18,160 For my back. Later, Jimmy Nesbitt, we 117 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:25,240 straight on you. So, but I didn't steal the 118 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,480 frost. But boy off, yeah, I didn't know 119 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,440 he was doing. I wouldn't do that. 120 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,960 Now you see mine was a long running thing because I was 121 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:35,280 after frost, but by years ago before I don't even think you'd 122 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,200 the podcast at the. Time and you couldn't even have 123 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,400 gone him like he he is elusive like like Nesbitt isn't. 124 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,040 I obviously joke about our thing, which I mean, like we've 125 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,800 been close to having them on, hasn't worked out. 126 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:50,160 I I blow it up a bit for podcast content, but you, you genuinely 127 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,480 like for us but but he's out in the wild. 128 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,800 Yeah, well, this was the time he was in. 129 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:59,480 I put a post not up on things Facebook and a friend, he 130 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,120 messages me and he like taxed him. 131 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,440 I just sent him a picture back of him beside the pool going. 132 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,880 I'm living my life up here in Texas, which is great. 133 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:13,240 Then years passed and then next thing I seen him on here and I 134 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,040 was like, she and Todd's dead to me. 135 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,520 What? Happened those in between years. 136 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:17,960 You know what? I mean taxes. 137 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,840 I know, but then he. Mario knows, pensioner. 138 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,520 That's right. And now I know. 139 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,680 I feel like he's in, he's in the, he's in the wind again, you 140 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,720 know? Where is he right now? 141 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,080 Right now, fine. That's my king of gay. 142 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,200 I like that. Because he wanted to be king of 143 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,720 king of president, king king. You want to be king of Ireland, 144 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,760 which doesn't exist. The only issue with that is, 145 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,840 well, there's few issues, but one of being which that doesn't 146 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,560 exist. But I think he's given up on 147 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,080 that. He's doing like competitions 148 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,520 now, which is a madly doing, like going on a quest to be the 149 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,080 king in England. Mary, at least on the same 150 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,680 thing. She's she's them over the prize 151 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,160 guy competition. Yeah, I haven't seen nothing up 152 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,960 of them this past way. No, but. 153 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,040 Those competition bridge are funny because like the first 154 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,240 thing you've got to start really small and then you're giving 155 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,320 away like A and price guy recently was doing like a 156 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:11,440 £1,000,000 house and 30 grand a month whatever on a car and that 157 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,080 kind of thing. But your first thing has to be 158 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,120 like a Game Boy. But I always thought whenever 159 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,360 they start I was like, they're not illegal. 160 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,920 I think the regulator you have to be right. 161 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,360 There was a thing where, you know, you weren't allowed to do 162 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,200 any gambling without like a licence or something, yeah. 163 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:31,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Free entry. They're like if they do a free 164 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,080 entry, it like to loop. We were talking recently about, 165 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,559 you know, like we'll we know people who have won like it's 166 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,720 not even a big deal anymore. Someone like are they he won a 167 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,480 million. There's you know, someone 168 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,840 happened to I know, I don't know, I know of someone have. 169 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,200 These are wealthy up here. Not why? 170 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,680 I'm not she and I need to lock a pound. 171 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,200 What do you need it for? What do you need? 172 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,000 What's she in the bank now? You're definitely in the seven 173 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,400 figure if. You think it's in the bank? 174 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,480 You're wrong. I after last week the whole 175 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,200 banks went down, did they? Oh I so much money that boy has. 176 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:08,160 He doesn't even know. No, I listen. 177 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,160 You'd be a fool of your money sitting then just sitting in a 178 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,440 bank. You an investor? 179 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,480 A pension. It's not a sex. 180 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,000 It's an investment. It is an investment. 181 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,040 It's funny. They go like they go. 182 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,800 We can give you a full breakdown of what your pension, what your 183 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,360 money's going into for your pension. 184 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,880 I don't know. Oh, yeah. 185 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,600 Do you want to know? Like pension money can go around 186 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,160 the world, you know. What I'm saying, see, do you 187 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,440 know a pension to me was all just like a savings account for 188 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,960 when you you're not fit to. Pension is cast. 189 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,320 Any pensions, gambling. You start a pension, you're 190 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:47,480 gambling, not money really. It goes up, down, fluctuates. 191 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,840 I'm one time you were trying to get into Bitcoin. 192 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,680 No, it wasn't. You were I. 193 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,160 What do you? There's a lame late one night 194 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,040 we're talking about. Hold on, hold on hold. 195 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,320 On and you're like you're like that boy knew the boy like the 196 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,920 meme behind the bushes you're going Bitcoin. 197 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,400 I'm going to take it. How did I say it? 198 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:10,040 Yeah. Bitcoin, you're aware? 199 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,000 What happened, there was a couple of boys backstage. 200 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,280 Aaron Butler was one, now Fagan was another. 201 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,080 And they were trading, they were talk. 202 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,760 They had the out. They were in a straight. 203 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,400 I mean, you didn't know anything about it. 204 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,960 And I went what I maybe I'll put a few quit in that. 205 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,320 No, no, that's as far as it went. 206 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,280 You're wrong, I said. I was in Bitcoin from day one, 207 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,480 right? Lost the house? 208 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:33,320 No, no, I'm actually weirdly very ahead of the curve. 209 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,080 But you're so ahead of it, you've got you're not behind it. 210 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,640 Yeah, like I remember here in a bit coin four years before 211 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,120 anyone ever mentioned it and I put like a fiver and just to see 212 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,280 what the. Could be a minion. 213 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:49,320 No, no, it was, I think I looked at it then after it was going up 214 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:53,280 to the £300, there was nothing. There's like when there was one 215 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,800 Bitcoin. Yeah, I remember my. 216 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,520 Remember your age that whenever I said I put a fiver in early 217 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:03,200 on, you're like, that's not only £300. 218 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:09,360 Yeah, because I remember my dad was a mechanic and still alive, 219 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,480 just on fixed cars that sounded like he's he died fixing the car 220 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,600 like. Funny, your father name. 221 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,320 Do you know what it's gone. It's going to his head a bit. 222 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,440 He's on other. Podcasts, he's still. 223 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,920 Rogan next week Marty the X boxer. 224 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,760 No, he he did a road racing podcast and what about recent 225 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,720 podcast? What was he is that's what he 226 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,880 used. To do I motorbikes. 227 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,600 But he's there are other people trying to get him for everything 228 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,360 though, even at the boxing, like at the boxing and the crowd, he 229 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,680 was the star of the show, like. Yeah, I remember he came to one 230 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:41,080 of the charity gigs you don't like and he came up and he shook 231 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,120 my hand. Yeah. 232 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,000 And they gave me fan years. He gave me a nod like my own 233 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,400 father's never gave me a nod like this. 234 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,000 He's a fan of Martin McCartney. I like him. 235 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,000 Yeah, he was on here. I've seen him on. 236 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:51,720 Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. 237 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,800 He was great. Like, one of us got big for you, 238 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,120 you know, one of the big biggest, best episodes we've 239 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,320 ever done. Yeah, it was brilliant. 240 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,640 People keep saying to me, but getting my father on, I'm like. 241 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,560 You'll worry what they're going to say. 242 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:06,640 No, my old boy is a dose in real life and never always wait 243 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,200 crack. Not as soon as you put a 244 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,920 microphone or a camera in front of him. 245 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,040 He just goes in themselves and he can't. 246 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,080 He can't get. He can't. 247 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,120 Talk at all? But my dad would be like that 248 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,360 too, but because I think me and Dave were with them. 249 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,680 He was he was great, but he was all nerd like he was real 250 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,760 nervous for him. And as soon as I started turned 251 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:29,600 into like of podcast bathroom. You're like Joey Diaz sitting 252 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,840 here like he's like he's done countless Poco and it was great. 253 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,760 We're getting Coco on too. You're an only child, aren't 254 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,760 you? Yeah, No. 255 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,440 Well, you hold on. Yes and no. 256 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:43,120 I grew up as a lonely child and then my my mom had two kids. 257 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,000 So just didn't say to you after. I grew up as a lonely child, 258 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,760 right? And then when I was 13, oh, 259 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,280 you're well, my brother came along. 260 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,840 So you were the golden child for. 261 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,920 I was the only child, you know what I mean? 262 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,680 I I like I like being you say ever been an only child off and 263 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,120 I like that. I liked it because you didn't. 264 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,880 It wasn't like you didn't know any different. 265 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,520 You know what I mean? You didn't. 266 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,120 I think it'd be terrible. Like say you had a way older 267 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,680 brother who went off to uni or something. 268 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,480 You'd find out really hard, because I'll be. 269 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,800 You'd be, really. I'm so used to them. 270 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,920 But as an only child it was sweet. 271 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:22,200 Only thing is I hated. Like we're on holiday recently 272 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,880 and it reminded me of if we were away anywhere down South, Spain, 273 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,720 whatever. I hated if my mom and all were 274 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,800 having dinner and then it went on too long. 275 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,360 I crack up. I lose my fucking mind. 276 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,280 No wonder the two more children after that You fuck this way. 277 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,360 No, but, you know, like I'll have a dessert and then a wine, 278 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,720 you know? Obviously we won't fancy the 279 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,640 guy. Heated that wine. 280 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,360 I don't drink wine, no. But like, I used to love the we 281 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,920 like traps away when you were young. 282 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,200 Do you ever go to Ackel? What was that? 283 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,480 Did you ever go to Ackel Ackelen? 284 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:03,160 I No, no, never. Smashing great memories there, 285 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,160 do you? Remember when you were in the 286 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,000 pub when you're a child and you make friends with other 287 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,680 children? Yeah, or they're probably all 288 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,240 dead now. But. 289 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,280 I remember going away in Tenerife and I made friends with 290 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,600 this this guy, he was called Jackson. 291 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,840 I remember two things about him. He was Scottish and he was 292 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,280 black. OK. 293 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,560 And that's fine. Before you start, I know what 294 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,040 you're like. And I. 295 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,040 You say the racist thing and then you go, you know what 296 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,960 you're like, I said. Eh I said me sending Scottish on 297 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,920 blacks racist just for a remember of the. 298 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,400 Scottish people are people too, yeah. 299 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:42,040 You don't need to point. To Scottish Lives Matter SMP, 300 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:51,320 that's not the assembly SMS and M so I remember being made to 301 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,040 him and they were standing the same hotel places, me and my dad 302 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,120 and messing about playing by the pool. 303 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,040 And then he was like, I just got a weird memory of mine that I've 304 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,240 never thought about since he goes. 305 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,800 I got knife fishing goggles. Do you want to come and see 306 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,360 them? It was daytime, but it was just 307 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,240 a look at them. And I went yeah. 308 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,760 And I went back and his mom, this is in between, like they've 309 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,440 been at the pool and they were maybe getting ready to go out 310 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,440 for dinner. And I remember looking at the 311 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,440 knife fishing goggles and out of my periphery I could see her 312 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,400 getting changed and I saw her boobs and I fucking loved them. 313 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:26,760 I lost it. I was maybe 1011 and I lost my 314 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,120 mind. Oh, you would? 315 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,600 I. Was that your first boob you 316 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,120 seen? No. 317 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,480 Because you would see like beach boobs, but this is like, oh. 318 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,760 Was it raw, Tetley? Yeah, yeah, God. 319 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,320 But out of the context of like, you would see it on the beach, 320 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,040 but then you sort of got used to that. 321 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,680 But it was when you would see it in a different setting, you 322 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,560 would you know. So you can't right know that 323 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,720 goggles are you're saying? It's like you know when you 324 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,680 start going out and then you see when you're like early going out 325 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,880 age and then you see 2 girls kissing each other and dance 326 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,440 floor. Jesus, I've never seen that. 327 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,440 Where do you be going? I. 328 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:05,280 Remember going to a Limelight school disco and it wasn't. 329 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,600 The limelight's changed since then. 330 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,120 It isn't seen. It's great. 331 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,560 But it's funny how you'd like like when you're a young man 332 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:14,760 like that would have just set you in seeing knowing you're in 333 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,520 your 30s, you're like, get out of me, Rd. 334 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:22,800 Well, what I think now, because they have easy access to porn, 335 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,360 everything like that, something like that with the young boys, 336 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,560 because we. Grew up next catalogues and 337 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,120 stuff. We see something like that and 338 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,200 that's in your mind for. Years I didn't know next time 339 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,240 was your personal. I was about 24 years of age, 340 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,880 didn't think it was possible. Two women, those. 341 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,880 Are not Scottish and lesbian market right? 342 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,080 You know what is a bit of baffling to me? 343 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,400 Next catalogue. I love the next catalogue. 344 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,200 Love the hardback. Afterwards I. 345 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:56,680 It. Was by bound up, so it was they 346 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,320 quit the catalogue. You wouldn't get an Argus 347 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,400 catalogue, no. No, no, no, no. 348 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,720 What you mean like in hand? No, no, no, no. 349 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,920 We need to go back to them with. Jimmy Tattoos. 350 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,280 No. I was doing a sketch last night 351 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,640 where to put on fake tattoos and I loved it. 352 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,040 More tattoos than I have but like neck one arms and all that 353 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,240 and I wonder if you had any tattoos? 354 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:22,480 I had often thought about it. There was a time once and nearly 355 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,319 get us nearly bullied me into getting one. 356 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,520 He's great at that because there's Aaron has a friend who's 357 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,360 a domed and almost. Yeah. 358 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,360 He worked there, didn't he? I and then I was kind of like 359 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,800 saying I don't, I'm the kind of guy where I get it. 360 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,120 And I had no regular of the weekend. 361 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,800 I'd go, Oh no fucking need to get that off. 362 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,160 You need a henna. I asked him did he do them and 363 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,400 he was like no. Plus you can't get a henna like 364 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,800 as a guy of our age. I would. 365 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,520 I thought it would be like a cool just template you you get 366 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,640 it. Test drive it that makes. 367 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,480 Sense and then just go go for that again with the hard marker 368 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,480 now yeah and then you'd have them yeah you you've won't 369 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:58,800 haven't. You. 370 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200 What were you going to get? You have 4. 371 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:05,400 Crazy Frog. I like to stay in style. 372 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,400 No, I don't know what it yet. I generally don't know you. 373 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,280 Give you a like a load of outdated like Internet. 374 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,480 The old names, the crazy. Frog, the guy doing Gangnam 375 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,040 Style the. Windows logo. 376 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,240 Yeah. I remember it is funny how your 377 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:26,440 perception like there's an old guy down near us very sweetly 378 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,320 nice, homely wee gay. You think none of them and then 379 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,840 a member gay saying, you know, he is in like a massive back 380 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,120 tattoo. I was like, no, he doesn't. 381 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,680 You look at him, you're like that man doesn't. 382 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,200 And then one day wept it out and it was like, you know, like he. 383 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,680 Whipped out his back. He just somebody said it to him. 384 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,160 When he did show it, I was like a big Indian chief. 385 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,040 It was like, what do you, what do you call that actor boy? 386 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,320 Like a Mari tattoo, like a. No, it's like a big new Then 387 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,880 they were the feathers. Or wasn't a tattoo in an Indian 388 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,640 person with a hat, It was an in tattoo of an Indian person 389 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,960 Indian. We talking Indian or we talking 390 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,160 Native American? The fucking bulls and arrows and 391 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,120 stuff. Right, right, right. 392 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,360 That's very cliche, but you know him. 393 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,640 It was like, what do you call your boy? 394 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,920 The actor? Big boys. 395 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,760 Him or more? No, Batman. 396 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,480 What do you call your boy? Play Batman last. 397 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,520 Christian Bale? No. 398 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,960 Rob Pattinson, No. Ben Affleck. 399 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,880 Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck? 400 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,640 You think Ben Affleck was a Native American chief? 401 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,640 No, he's a big black tattoo as well. 402 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,000 He's Ben Affleck on there as well. 403 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,160 You said Ben Affleck has you said there's a get an older guy 404 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,680 in your village that has a Native American chief tattooed 405 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,400 on his back the same as Ben Affleck. 406 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,520 And then there's a picture of Ben Affleck looking at it on his 407 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,360 back. It's very matter. 408 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,000 No, I'm trying to say it was a similar like, like, look, you 409 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,760 like Ben Affleck. You're like, no, I don't believe 410 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,160 that. This guy is a massive yeah, 411 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,720 yeah, fall back tattoo. Yeah. 412 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,640 And then I never looked at him the same way after that. 413 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,120 I was like, I like a low key tattoo. 414 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,840 Yeah. Like I don't talk months to get 415 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,160 done. Because it was a librarian in my 416 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,400 school. And again, like you say, like an 417 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,920 older sort of guy, very like quietly spot what you would be 418 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,840 if you're like you wouldn't have passed a job interview. 419 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,360 The loud librarian. Has to make sure you Paul. 420 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:23,520 Right you Netflix show it goes. He's a wild 1. 421 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,360 He was like new to the school. He's like an older guy and like 422 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,680 really nice guy. And then a rumour started that 423 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,760 he had a tattoo on his back again, full back tattoo, but of 424 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,200 dogs playing poker. Everyone's like, have you seen 425 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,920 this, that? Like the photo? 426 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,400 The famous photo. Everyone will go up to me, 427 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:43,080 including be like, we see your tattoo and he's like, I don't 428 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,280 have a tattoo. OK, maybe today's not the day he 429 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,960 wants to show it and the traction not started. 430 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,920 Actually. Everybody would be like, what 431 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,560 about your tattoos? Can we see your tattoo? 432 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,760 Can we see your tattoo? And he cracked up. 433 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,280 He fucking lost his mind one day. 434 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,880 I wasn't there, but he cracked up and was like, I do not have a 435 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,800 tattoo in my back of dogs and poker. 436 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,200 I did not have a tattoo in my back. 437 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,680 No one can. If I did have a tattoo, I 438 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,120 wouldn't be showing. I do not have a tattoo dog back. 439 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:12,240 And then somebody went, he does. You wouldn't go through that if 440 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,720 you didn't have Yeah. You're too deep that way. 441 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,760 But I don't know, I would like to get some more like I like the 442 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,640 one on mine. I've never hit that, but I like 443 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,040 the look of the way I'd like 2 sleeves and a tattoo on my neck. 444 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,560 And then I went out and got coffees for everyone just before 445 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,720 we started rolling on the shoot. And I liked it, but I think 446 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,120 people were. Where do you have them at the 447 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,400 minute? I can see one there, no. 448 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,240 I've got the cup on the foot. A cup? 449 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,320 Yeah, like a tea cup. We all got them for the podcast. 450 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:35,920 All. Right. 451 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,120 Yeah. This is a cult. 452 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,120 You're getting, there's the kool-aid and then I've got this 453 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,600 one on the back on back of my leg when I lost the Todd father, 454 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,760 when I lost the belt with Dave. You know what this? 455 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,560 No, that is very cool. When me and Dave had a really a 456 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,280 show and really well, so we used to do general knowledge quiz on 457 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,320 it because we had nothing to do. So we had a like best of the 458 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,480 best of their sex, whatever. And at the end of the the the 459 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,440 winner got the pick the losers tattoo, like a full permanent 460 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,640 tattoo. And he made me get the Todd 461 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,880 father because I I just become godfather and his daughter 462 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,960 Holly. So I got the Todd father, her 463 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,680 date of birth in it, all that kind of stuff. 464 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,920 And if I won, I was going to make him get a portrait of my 465 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,800 dad on his arm. I'm going to wear well then, 466 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,320 but. Like as a young man, like not 467 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,600 even like a recent one of my dad, like, you know, my dad was 468 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,400 30 or something. I. 469 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,320 Think I have to get someone more practical like if found and then 470 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,520 their laws number in the back of. 471 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,840 It or something? It broke it up somewhere. 472 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,640 We found them. If the hand is it, No, I've 473 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,520 never got it, should I remember? Do you ever get your ears 474 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,760 pierced? No, I did it once at a fancy 475 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,280 dress party. Someone someone we did it at my 476 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,400 cousin's house. They put like a skewer through 477 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,200 my ears and put nearing straight into it. 478 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,560 I took it out later that night and never had one. 479 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,480 Again, I got, I got whenever I was at school. 480 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,800 What did you wear? Would you have a hoop? 481 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,960 Stud. No stud, just oh, up there, up 482 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,800 there, this was my. As in this bit, this bit, this 483 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,520 we middle. This is my emo phase because 484 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,680 here. That's a. 485 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,600 That's a. No, that's a. 486 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,160 Statement that want that thing in there. 487 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,400 That wasn't done in my days. A bit of the year. 488 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,560 I got the stud and then I got the new, the big African hoop. 489 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,120 I did for six months. No, I got the stud and I got 490 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,720 bullied. Yeah. 491 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,040 To death, yeah. Silver or gold? 492 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,000 I was a gold one. That's all Claire's accessories 493 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,320 had back in the day as the training one. 494 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,080 And then it got all infected and I just take that out and I was 495 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,680 like, I'm never doing anything to be body again. 496 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,240 I always wanted stuff like I remember time a fringe blonde 497 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,760 once I reflect, remember just the your hair would be done and 498 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,600 then just a flick up at the front and I had AI got that dyed 499 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,240 blown, I thought. That was so I feel you could 500 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,600 pull anything off per choice of words. 501 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,480 Let's see, you know, you know you could have it. 502 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,080 And that's what they said, but. You know, you'd make you'd, 503 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,520 you'd work with it. With me, everything just looks 504 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,560 awkward. I think you. 505 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,640 I think you do. We hope. 506 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,080 I think you do. Victoria got a We hope. 507 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,480 When he first told me about it, I went. 508 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,880 I don't. In my head I was like. 509 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,680 I remember, I know. But I think it looks good. 510 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,600 I think you could did. You still have it? 511 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,440 I've seen Invatorial a couple months ago. 512 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,280 I can't remember him. Yeah, No, I can't find me in 513 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,400 fashion. Just doesn't work. 514 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,600 If I like the idea of getting a taxi, I don't really like that. 515 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,440 I don't like when you look at me to necessarily see all my 516 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,400 tattoos, especially if I'm on stage. 517 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,600 I feel sometimes or distract them. 518 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,120 But I do like the idea of I think edge here and doesn't lose 519 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,120 people do. But you know, just every once in 520 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,520 a while when you just in the mood, you get a wee tiny 1 add 521 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,120 to it and it becomes a bit of a thing. 522 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,400 Slave new places you go to, you get to be something the market. 523 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,920 I don't know, like that I get a little bit addictive like. 524 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,960 A disposable camera but do the same job. 525 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,720 But I mean anywhere apple green, you know, you just get all 526 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,920 different. Nandos. 527 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,120 I love an apple green. Apple Green's eye. 528 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,000 I think there's more than there is. 529 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,560 Even though you've been you get tricked your mind or something 530 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,920 to you when you walk in, you're. But it's it's even just a nice 531 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,000 free place just to take a break. Yeah. 532 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,680 I was out there for 45 minutes. They're just chilling out. 533 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,760 Just don't know, all right, Which one? 534 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,920 LESBURN yeah, I can't travel now at all. 535 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,360 Without a break. You need a break if. 536 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,960 I travel 20 miles from the house. 537 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,600 I'm like, I didn't sleep. Yeah. 538 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,400 I wouldn't report rush last Friday. 2 hours a game I just 539 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,720 like. That's a nice gig, isn't? 540 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,600 It Oh yeah very nice night a nice crowd like I have no 541 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,160 fucking it is landed up place around I was like what is going 542 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,520 on really old man I was like where's all these who were 543 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,760 coming at it yeah I was like oh it's the middle of July yeah 544 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,040 I've no. Yeah, it's a some. 545 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,800 It's somewhere in a seaside resort. 546 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Yeah, well, I have no conception of time and space anymore. 547 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,760 I meant their dimensional. No, I thought I was I might get 548 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,040 and all that sort of stuff. And then I saw clips of Terrence 549 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,480 Hard on Joe Rogan's podcast. He invented the new math. 550 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,000 Yeah, he this is what he went. This is the clip I saw. 551 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,240 He goes, what's 1 + 1? You answer. 552 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,000 Oh, fuck, you answered two, he goes. 553 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,400 Yeah, OK. Well, I used to do that at. 554 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,600 School too, More mates. Used to say and you go sure, 555 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,600 but. That knows 1 * 1 he goes what's 556 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:31,520 1 * 1 person goes 1 he goes OK and at that point I went. 557 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,080 To the great world, whatever. No, you can just say whatever 558 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,440 you want and as long as you let on that, but you leave it. 559 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,080 Yeah, well, he's an actor with no brakes. 560 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,120 Just talking. Robert Downey Junior fucked him 561 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,680 over and he went and invented new math. 562 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,520 That's what happens. In between, I'm on one or two. 563 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,480 You brought in Don Cheadle. That's right. 564 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,320 And then he went and done, oh, there's a show he used to do and 565 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,160 I used to watch away at it. Don Cheadle No parents heard 566 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,200 Empire. Oh, it was great. 567 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,040 Trash was great. They're doing and there's all 568 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,440 the prequels now and all just small that was in that. 569 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,400 Just just small a was in it all right? 570 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,560 Remember him? You get bit there for the mic. 571 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,760 As a male, he's still one of the best news story celebrity news 572 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,840 stories ever. You you do think what was his 573 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,680 end game there? What did he think he was going 574 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,600 to get out of this? He just didn't expect it to be 575 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,880 investigated. He didn't expect. 576 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,160 He just wanted that initial thing of he went out, he got 577 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:35,240 attacked by guys in MAGA hats. He got racist, yeah, but he got 578 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,520 racistly attacked. Did he think he was going to it 579 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,320 was going to make his career bigger or something? 580 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,880 I. Think it was, I remember wrong, 581 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:48,440 but I think PAR had hit and was maybe just either hit, I don't 582 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,400 know if his character was out of it or whatever. 583 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,720 Is his star taking just a tiny bit of a downward thing and he 584 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,640 want to get people going talking about him again? 585 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,080 And that's when he did it. And it was, it was like me. 586 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,360 It'd be me trying to organise. It show you if there's any 587 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,640 scandal that it. You know, but. 588 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,120 I'm going to book an SSE and say you raped me. 589 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:18,160 Take Us will go out like that. I'm not good at marketing, but 590 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:27,480 now you've that idea in my head. This whole thing's going to 591 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,200 crumble down top of you, but you're going to do more than 592 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,680 Mccarran in here tomorrow. You're ruined, Todd. 593 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,560 You and Nesbitt set up I in the new team with me. 594 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,680 I hate that man. I hate that. 595 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,760 Big fun and as, but I like an awkward man. 596 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,920 Great actor. Oh, I great actor. 597 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,920 Yeah, he really is good now. Like underappreciated fantasy. 598 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,800 From me, from Korean, Yeah, yeah. 599 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,000 Is not one the travel why you've set up a Comedy Festival in 600 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,640 Fermanagh? I could. 601 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,240 Have it on your doors. If I could do it any closer to 602 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,840 the house, I nearly. Will if you book it, they will 603 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,240 come. Yeah. 604 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,800 They're coming. Are they coming? 605 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,400 They are because I'm I'm coming on. 606 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,880 A few people there, oh, you're stacked line up like. 607 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,200 Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Uh huh. 608 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,080 So it'll be the end of it. Like I'm not doing anymore. 609 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:21,960 No, I just the like when you're kind of, you think the best 610 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,240 thing to do when you're doing stand up was organise your own 611 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,800 show so you can get more stage time and then it's coming to the 612 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,040 stage. Now you're like, I'm doing more 613 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,040 organising than actually I'm doing stand up. 614 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,600 So it's like I'm doing this and then that's I'm not doing 615 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,080 anymore. Do you? 616 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,920 I mean, there's nothing better than walking in, going up on 617 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:43,080 stage and walking out and having to do no admin, no nothing but 618 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:43,560 you. But you. 619 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,440 I don't know. I think you're making something 620 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,480 great. I don't, I think. 621 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,440 I hope you change your mind on that I. 622 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,320 Don't know because you're literally never get it. 623 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,640 You're literally just organising mode. 624 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,680 Yes, at the end, oh, you're on stage here now in 30 seconds and 625 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,680 you're like, oh, Chris. Because I couldn't do it last 626 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,320 year and I was gone and missed it. 627 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,920 When I saw pictures and footage and all that kind of stuff, it 628 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,400 looked great. I had a lusty bag now. 629 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,400 It was a mess that we stayed up to 8:00 in the morning drinking. 630 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,920 Yeah, I just flew in like. See, I'd have been drinking with 631 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,880 you, but I'd have been, I'd been getting up, I'd have had my 632 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,480 morning drink were you guys but. Weirdly, nobody was drunk. 633 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,960 Do one of those times you're just. 634 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,280 It's so. Spread out I. 635 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,520 Yeah, it like it went on from 6:00 that evening. 636 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,240 Sometimes like that, like you're unaware of what you're doing. 637 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,640 And if someone wrote down to you what you'd had to drink up to 638 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,280 that point, you'd look at it and just die. 639 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,560 You'd be sick. Ah, yeah. 640 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,240 You know. But now there's there's 641 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,640 something counted with the water too. 642 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,760 I think it's love. Been there, dear. 643 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,520 Oh, I. I feel weird being landlocked. 644 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,760 You know, if I was somewhere and then the went you're 400 miles 645 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,720 from the water, I'd panic, I think, but I would not do any 646 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,840 because. You grew up near the water, 647 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,560 probably. Yeah, but like, just by default, 648 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,120 I wasn't like going down on the edge of it, you know, have. 649 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,520 You ever sealed? No. 650 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,000 What you mean like a sealing boat? 651 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,400 I no, I have no intention doing that, no. 652 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,080 No, we don't like that. No, I think I'd love that way. 653 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:07,440 No John Wick. It's the boat here. 654 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:13,600 It looks shit. The admin involved, I go, I go 655 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,240 paddle board and I go water skiing. 656 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,360 I do and I love all that stuff. Going to speedboat, going to jet 657 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,560 ski. Brilliant ceiling. 658 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,120 Oh, like a yacht. No. 659 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,440 You'd look well in the yacht. Yeah, I know. 660 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,240 But bothered up with the front. I've never done it. 661 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,720 Topless. You're totsit. 662 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,680 Fringe died blonde. Yeah, no, I I love that life 663 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,160 thing. I could see you on like and we 664 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,240 rolling boat. No, there's a gay I follow on 665 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,440 YouTube there. He sailed across the Pacific on 666 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,600 his own and he just there's a shot where he just went 360 in 667 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,120 the boat and you could see nothing. 668 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,480 And I was like, you get me there. 669 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:56,120 Dave says it's his dream to have a ballet home near where he 670 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,840 lives. He wants to have a boat with a 671 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,440 wee anchor that he can lie on and close his eyes and just 672 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,560 float around the Bay. And no, he's not going to drift 673 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,840 out or whatever. That's his dream. 674 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,240 And I see their ship wipes them out of it. 675 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,760 I understand that, but no way yacht. 676 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,240 No, no, no. I used to work in New York Club 677 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,320 as a dishwasher, the restaurant of it right and nothing about it 678 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,240 appears to me it's far too much admin like. 679 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,400 It probably has a pain in the house. 680 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,480 It's not that I'm saying if you want to get a boat, just get a 681 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,280 friend that has a boat. Yeah, they look. 682 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,000 Stupid, but I think there's. I think it's. 683 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,640 Lovely, I love water skiing and for him from Anna, funny enough, 684 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,960 I love water skiing. Yes, water skiing is great. 685 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,880 I've never done the paddle boardingly. 686 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,000 Paddle boarding is good. See my default is just sync. 687 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,440 Yeah. You know Loch Erne's dangerous. 688 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,000 It is. I remember getting in one day to 689 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,720 swim with boots at all on me. Why? 690 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,280 Because I'm very impatient. It was a lovely day like this. 691 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,680 And a friend of mine, his father did have a boat and it was out 692 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,440 be Killy Havan Hotel. Yeah, Yeah. 693 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,720 And he rang and he says do you want to come out? 694 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,000 We're just all in around the water here and it was very warm 695 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,480 and we all landed out. And then one fella, he was just 696 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,640 like I'm jumping in here. It was very, very hot and he 697 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,520 jumped in all clothes on. I was like, Oh well I'm going to 698 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:15,720 do it too straight down. I just and only like I had done 699 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,280 some kicking. I felt like 45 minutes of 700 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,560 kicking and eventually grew up again and scared the life of me 701 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,000 and never got into the game. Into the into that water again. 702 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,160 Into the locker. Maybe just the the lesson is 703 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,880 take your boots off. Now they're nice boots. 704 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:34,800 I'm always staying. I love water ski in there a 705 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,400 couple of times and I like it. I like what I like about Kelly 706 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,400 Heaven and all those places, especially the Order One theatre 707 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,200 is people arrive by boat I and just park up right outside it. 708 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,920 I love that. We had that lusty bag last. 709 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,360 Year I love that. I wish I was a lusty bag 1. 710 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,760 Should come along and I everyone's invaded along like I 711 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,080 pretty much invaded everybody and then when the count gig can 712 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,440 still come. Swap me with someone for the 713 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,640 Saturday. Do we spot on the Saturday or on 714 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,320 Sunday as well? I. 715 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,400 Like that I like the word in the how many people at the hotel 716 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:10,239 hold. The hotel is 2252 and then the 717 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,239 Lost Days with three. They're just nice. 718 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,560 Yeah, they're not massive, but they're just nice. 719 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,719 I I I ran remember I ran the We do when I ran the The Rational 720 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,600 Island International Comedy. Festival yeah and then I talk 721 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,040 COVID member that's right or the 10 or the member of fellow was 722 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,159 helped me the video once he freaking he got tested and he 723 00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:32,880 had it and then I had a quarantine then so I must start 724 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,199 in. There it was. 725 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:35,679 It was great. Apart from we can do it all, 726 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,520 nothing. That's right, the storm come in 727 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,520 didn't. Weather 1 Red Weather 1. 728 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,120 So we had an. Embarrassed the travelling the 729 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,760 game. It was the best day of the year. 730 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,400 If I could do if I could get a tent up in front now and just 731 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,000 say I'm here every Saturday travelling. 732 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,239 Like a rat like Elvis in Vegas, IA. 733 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,360 Residency in a pop up tent in a face somewhere. 734 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,600 I just don't think travelling suits my family. 735 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,040 But you've been let me tell you the time my cat head staked up 736 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,840 to Belfast. No. 737 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,280 Did I tell you that story? I'm not sure I told somebody 738 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,560 that No, no, We had a cat called Oreo disappeared one time. 739 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,320 Fine cats disappear all the time. 740 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,880 But a week later phone went I have your cat here and we're a 741 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,560 great where are you like your ransoms were down the road here. 742 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,920 He didn't know I'm up in Belfast. 743 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,160 We're now I live in Fenton. Belfast is an hour and a half 744 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,520 away. So we figured out here's what 745 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,480 happened. The cat got up into the car, the 746 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,720 engine in the car. I mean more than one end of 747 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,840 town. The cat fell out of the engine 748 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,520 in the town. It went to the forest house that 749 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,440 it's seen. It was a wee old woman. 750 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,720 The wee old woman fed the cat, looked after her son who was 751 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,840 originally from Fatna but lived up in Belfast, was down on the 752 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,120 Sunday. And she says, oh, I got this new 753 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,000 cat that just came to me, but he didn't see it. 754 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,480 And he left that Sunday about Craig Yavin. 755 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,480 He started hearing this roaring and thumping and the engine, it 756 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,440 was the cat got up into his car. So he got the cat out of the 757 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,760 engine, put it in the backseat and tuck it up to Belfast. 758 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,640 Now, he was shrewd because a week beforehand we had got the 759 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,920 cat neutered. So he's seen the shaved and the 760 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,760 scar. So he says somebody obviously 761 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,600 owns this cat. So we rang the vets. 762 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,480 The vet went, I asked Mark Mckearney's cat and they gave 763 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,800 him my number and he rang it and he kept it up here the whole 764 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,240 week and then he came back down the another week after and we 765 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,640 got it again. Another great story. 766 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,360 The saddest thing about that is you didn't just go and get it at 767 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,920 the time you went I far back next time you're coming up the 768 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,280 road. Well, he says it's up here. 769 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,120 It's been through fucking trauma. 770 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,960 But I will listen to the crack a week later. 771 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:49,720 Yeah, date under a three now there's no note. 772 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,480 But the coroner said seriously, what? 773 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,400 I think you're thinking of Doctor David Kelly. 774 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,600 They are the arms inspector who wrote the dossier on the Iraq 775 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,600 war. It's that who you think? 776 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,200 We couldn't, we couldn't afford him. 777 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,040 You just got a boy from the town. 778 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,600 But we, I just, we often said, we said we think we just use 779 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,520 this whole name. Laves went up to Belfast. 780 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,440 I'm down again and I think it's exact same for me. 781 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,840 Takes that watch out of me. And then the cat dies. 782 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,440 You bury. Up Dade and the family plot, 783 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,960 that's true. Nobody believes that. 784 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,440 That is, I believe, true. Although I wouldn't have thought 785 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,600 they would get into an engine. Just up through the engine of 786 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,640 it, I believe. Again, no. 787 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,160 He's like how did not go into mincemeat? 788 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,520 Yeah. Through the farm belt. 789 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,640 I'm allergic to a lot of animals. 790 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,920 Are you? Yeah. 791 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,800 It's got better with the like. I'm better now I think. 792 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,000 What are you allergic to? Back in the day, dogs, horses, 793 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,560 cats, but then they're probably the main animals you're coming 794 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,960 into contact with, you know what I mean? 795 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,200 Back in the day. So you're not largely anything. 796 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,680 No, I used to have loads of things back in the day. 797 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,000 I don't have no hay fever. Have you still the chromes? 798 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,240 Asthma. Yeah, it's lifelong. 799 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,600 Funny, I seen a boy in on the third of the day said he was 800 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,040 terminal chromes and I was like Jesus Christ, can't you? 801 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,080 No, I think they may. It's like a lot. 802 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,880 You'll always have it. It's chronic. 803 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,920 Is that what? Is that what it means? 804 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,160 He said terminal. I thought, fuck, I better start 805 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,040 hanging out with you. In a bit more, but he might be. 806 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,200 Maybe he is, you know what I mean? 807 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,360 Maybe he's got something to get there. 808 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:24,360 No no no, it's an autoimmune disease so it like fucks your 809 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,800 immune system so you can get loads of stuff easy. 810 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,840 I never tell of it till I Remember Me and you don't. 811 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,440 A gig in Yuri and you were sick that day. 812 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,080 Now what was it? You know it was a long time ago. 813 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,440 It was bank, the bank guy, right? 814 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,080 You were just white. Yeah. 815 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,240 And you're saying you're just warned? 816 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,480 Well, as if you're a good me, I just get them. 817 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,600 Let's say fuck you. Yeah. 818 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,800 Not common. It's, I mean at the minute I 819 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,600 feel really good, but anytime it can just attack you like. 820 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,400 And you have to take stuff first. 821 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,080 Yeah, I take I inject I have to inject myself at home every 12 822 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,840 weeks and the MSI which is was weird for a 10 minute. 823 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,600 No, it's just not PA give yourself we injection. 824 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,240 Fuck, you ordered that? No, I got diagnosed when it was 825 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,720 24. But it's like, under, like, it's 826 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,280 like, it's there, but it doesn't come out until you're like a 827 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:20,080 young man, you know, And then it creeps up on you all. 828 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,120 My emails are all silly old things. 829 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,800 Uh huh. All my ailments are, well, silly 830 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,240 old things. Yeah, you can brag about. 831 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Yeah, but this is like, I don't know, I forget. 832 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,080 When it's good, I just forget I have it. 833 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,720 But then when it's bad it's annoying but it's been all 834 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,400 right. Like I've it's never stopped me 835 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,880 doing stand up bar a month which is good. 836 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,960 When I first got diagnosed with I was in hospital bad. 837 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,600 Would you be a weak bench now when you're sick? 838 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,520 No, see, I would. I'm I'd be way better with all 839 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,120 that thing you think like I would just play on. 840 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,800 No, I'm, I'm bad. If I ever get like anything, 841 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,400 like maybe I have to get a wee operation. 842 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,800 I'm just like, I'm going down to the river here. 843 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,240 I cannot have bad hospitals. Ailments. 844 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,440 You've climbed your car engine, Yeah. 845 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,480 What was the last operation you got? 846 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:11,920 I got my toenails off. But not man up, and not by a 847 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,680 doctor. What do you think it was? 848 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,680 What do you mean you got your toenails off? 849 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:22,480 I have no toenails. But of shit. 850 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,520 I swear to God, no. They've grew back a wee bit as 851 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,760 can't like, as McCann said. It's like the Iron Claw, you 852 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,680 know, they're all kind of deformed looking. 853 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,840 So I have a deformed toe. How so? 854 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,080 You show me yours, I'll show you mine. 855 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,000 Well, no, I can't show you mine as you wouldn't like it. 856 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,680 I won't. I wouldn't. 857 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,880 They're they're bad now. See, I didn't grown toenails. 858 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,240 Right, so kick me off, right? Ingrown toenails. 859 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,680 Ingrown toenails. How long ago? 860 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,200 Oh, teenager, right? My auntie's a nurse, so for 861 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,720 monsters like what's wrong is the side of your toenails are 862 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,120 digging into your toe, so we need to try and train the nails 863 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,280 to not do that. How do you do that like? 864 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,960 You get a pair of scissors and you cut straight down the middle 865 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,320 of your nail. Agony. 866 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,760 Down the middle. Yeah. 867 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,440 Oh, and. Right, right, as far as it'll 868 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,960 go. Yeah, well, not, not to the very 869 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,160 bottom, but literally you'll, you know, you'll take off the 870 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,080 two sides, right? And then you hope then that 871 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:29,960 they'll grow back normally we've done this about 16 times, done 872 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,720 nothing. Was traumatic and she was late 873 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,200 of ever. Actually, no wonder it turned 874 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200 out the way I did. That's torture. 875 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,320 Hitler wouldn't do it to you, so she said no, you're going to 876 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,960 have to get sick. Clippers. 877 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:51,640 I switched them feet there. Doesn't really big. 878 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:57,240 No it doesn't sounded great man because of the two of them off 879 00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:02,280 you see, so switched them so the two of them took bad. 2 feet or 880 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,240 two toes the. Two toes? 881 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,920 Well, there's one on each foot you want. 882 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:11,480 To on each. Big toe, I'm a terrorist herd of 883 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,920 the mass here mixing up. I'm inventing you body parts. 884 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:21,000 The each each big toe. Each big toe fucked and. 885 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,600 The last hole you want fucked. Either destroyed, you're going 886 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,240 to have to get these off. So how to go into the hospital? 887 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,320 And for some reason, apparently they used to knock you out. 888 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,160 I don't know if somebody told me this for Vadnais. 889 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,920 They used to like gassy but then remember there was a time like 890 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,440 they don't gassy anymore so they just froze the toes and they 891 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,120 remember there's no pain or nothing but I remember. 892 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,800 You go to get this done full hospital or full? 893 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,640 Hospital I I remember I could feel the guy with the players 894 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,880 like Tardon, the meal and then just this jank and it wasn't 895 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,760 sore, but I could feel every like twist and turn of it. 896 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:04,440 Yeah, and the rabbit, I was off my feet for like 2 weeks after, 897 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,480 Yeah. And they're like, you're going 898 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,640 to have to like can a half learn how to walk again because your 899 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,600 whole balance stuff is going to be a wee bit fucked up. 900 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,480 Yeah, because when someone gets a toe removed, yeah, they've 901 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,320 really like learn how to what could your. 902 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,400 Balance and I've never had any pain after but the the can agree 903 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,200 back. I go through with 10 pair of 904 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,880 socks a month. Just like I can't wear standards 905 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,360 really. That's boots or nothing. 906 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,920 I'm being serious. This makes so much sense now. 907 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,560 What do you mean by that if? You told me that's when I met 908 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,880 you. I'd be like, that's McCartney. 909 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,240 He's this guy's been through some shit. 910 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,680 You're the Crone Ranger and I'm the Tow Ranger. 911 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:45,840 Yeah. Yeah. 912 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,920 So that was my traumatic, that is. 913 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,720 Very traumatic. If they were like the the 914 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:55,040 operation wasn't as bad to see getting the cot Oh. 915 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:02,720 Look my my issue is my my toes are sweet bar my baby toe on 916 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,560 both sides. Which is deformed. 917 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,720 Yeah, Bar my baby toe, my toes are like this. 918 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:12,040 Bar my baby toes on both sides with curling, curling. 919 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,200 It's almost like they're like the rest of the tools are like 920 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,800 they're Big Brother and there's a fight. 921 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,520 They're like, you know, like this, like curling in, like 922 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,520 getting in behind the to be protected. 923 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,040 I'll show you mine. You show me yours. 924 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,240 Well, you actually. Oh well, right. 925 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,080 See. Like it's. 926 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But look, it'd be much better if 927 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,840 it was like this. Oh, it's, I see. 928 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,760 It's just got bad posture, Yeah. It has low self esteem moved. 929 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,120 Over. See what I mean? 930 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,440 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 931 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,400 So I wouldn't say like I wouldn't look at that and go, 932 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,600 oh. Yeah, but then I I have weird 933 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,680 bones. Like look at this. 934 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,520 Boys, I'm down. You use me. 935 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,560 Brace yourself. Look at this second ankle boom 936 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,920 and then and then look at this and I have that on both sides. 937 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,040 See that extra bones? I'm down this is this is going 938 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:07,880 to be. A Bones. 939 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,640 Disease. This is a bit on exclusive this. 940 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,080 By the way, I'm fully expecting there will be like a bit of art 941 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,880 under this or something. This is a long setup you're 942 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,280 doing. I wish you're right. 943 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:31,080 Yeah. Oh fuck no, no, it's going to 944 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,400 cost you anymore. No, no, no, no. 945 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,120 I know what he's perverse like. Get out your night vision 946 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,480 goggles. I need to say it I mean. 947 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,640 I don't know for that. It looks like. 948 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,720 It looks like there's been an accident and someone's trying to 949 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,200 hold on to something, you know, and they're slipping off. 950 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,240 Because I have the bike as me and McAllen was in Canada that 951 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,480 time. We live in the apartment so I 952 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,720 was going to wait barefoot and he was like holy fuck. 953 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,120 Oh man. Yeah, but I know I should go 954 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,840 there. Is I should go back to like a? 955 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,480 Is it a potato? Yeah. 956 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,120 And they could like whip it off something. 957 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,240 I'm so traumatised. But I don't go near me. 958 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:14,680 Faith. No. 959 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,040 I'm like, I don't even go near shit. 960 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,840 I'd rather have a way. No, but nothing. 961 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:23,440 No, you have a full route over there. 962 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,800 Well, I'd love to suck up. There probably is sickers of 963 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,560 100. Percent. 100% Never. 964 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,240 Got the feet fetish thing there. Never got the Do you know why? 965 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,920 Because they are feet. What are you getting out of 966 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,320 that? Is it 'cause they can't and? 967 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,840 They're a fader. Ticklish. 968 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,240 But. Do what it is. 969 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:48,880 It's a like, it's a thing that is like dirty the no, you've 970 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,120 been walking about all day. You've sweaty feet or whatever. 971 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:59,720 Oh, they go, yeah, you just come, they go, they go. 972 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,400 So they they're like. No, she make me come. 973 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,240 They go this shouldn't, this is weird. 974 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,800 That's why they do it because it's weird. 975 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,480 It's like it's weird. And that was probably happening 976 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,240 way back in the day and people probably wearing shoes, it was 977 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,520 even more. Stable there was remember back 978 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,680 in the day women wear big long we're back in the day if you 979 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,840 should shoot him on an ankle lead common response oh. 980 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Yeah. And then it's got. 981 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,920 A big, big long stocking since yeah, like 50s kind of job. 982 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,240 Yeah. Bring that back now. 983 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,440 You couldn't put them in the socks. 984 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,280 No, you can. All the feet and stuff. 985 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,960 I just not yeah, I, I, I've grown to not care about my feet, 986 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,320 but I used to be really paranoid about those baby toes and stuff. 987 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,800 And I have weird fingers. My eyes have weird body. 988 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,080 What's? Wrong with your finger. 989 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,640 They're just an odd chip they need fattened up. 990 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,240 We thin fingers, you know what I mean? 991 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,280 Like the sort of dip like look at the thumb. 992 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,280 What can you do to flatten your fingers? 993 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,520 Just probably like injecting, injecting lard or something, you 994 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,480 know, I don't know. Would you ever go get your 995 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,640 forehead done or something boat? I'm not saying there's anything 996 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,320 wrong here for it, but I mean, no. 997 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:09,520 Like, would you ever get? No, I think, I think what all 998 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,720 that stuff, I don't know. It's hard because like some 999 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,880 people would have big confidence issues. 1000 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,640 You know, I'm really paranoid about this wrinkle and I'll feel 1001 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,080 better and I get that they will feel better, but I just think I 1002 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,760 know I, I, I like when people just crawled. 1003 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,520 I should not say when, Carl. Oh, it looks like roadkill. 1004 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,360 Jesus. Yeah. 1005 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 But you're look, you're not looking at him and going he, 1006 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,920 he's a young. He must be a young man. 1007 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,720 He's drawn way more attention to his face in like a negative way. 1008 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,120 Yeah, he was a good looking guy. And OK, So what? 1009 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,840 You're going to have more wrinkles, You're going to be 1010 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,960 grey or whatever. So once you start, that's the 1011 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,600 end of it. I know you know all the. 1012 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,480 Botox and the words made in Mayo. 1013 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,600 That's why you go to ACA. I'd love to show you I'm 1014 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,840 surprised, but. No, I just grow old gracefully. 1015 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,160 I think so. Like, I have plenty of wrinkles. 1016 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,600 Big big wrinkle here. But you're supposed. 1017 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,840 To I know, but that and that's what I mean and I've lose the 1018 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,440 laughter lines, but that's just actually shows I've laughed. 1019 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,680 I've laughed Mark. That's the curve. 1020 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,400 You see? I know, eh, No, I don't think I 1021 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,160 would get anything. But I mean, I say that I'll get 1022 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,080 one thing done, then I'll just be all over it. 1023 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,960 Look like Barry Manolo at the end. 1024 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,360 He loves. I see. 1025 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,960 Still pumping? Fucking ready. 1026 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,000 Oh, I remember. He just come there. 1027 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,560 Remember, he came out as gay but two years ago and I was like no. 1028 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,080 Barry Manolo came out. Yeah, he was in. 1029 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,680 He was in Barrymore. Oh, Barrymore's, Barrymore's in 1030 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,720 the distance. He's not far out. 1031 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,640 He's massive in tech tart now isn't it? 1032 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,160 Yeah. And it's weird because I don't 1033 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,600 know, is he coming up with that? Because I don't think he is. 1034 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,160 I look at it and I go, it's almost that savvy and almost a 1035 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,960 bit like Meta. Like you said earlier, it's it's 1036 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,760 like it doesn't. To me, it looks like a tech talk 1037 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,280 expert has gone Barrymore do this and caption this. 1038 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,080 Talking with people, yeah. Just all them all the distractor 1039 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,560 from. What's going on? 1040 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:16,560 There's keys next door as the whenever the Roman Empire 1041 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:20,280 failed, the put on circuses. What do you mean? 1042 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,240 To distract the people from the word crumble. 1043 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,480 Yeah, that's all we are, distraction. 1044 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,440 Well they knew. They knew it was crumbling and 1045 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,720 they just at and fucked. At that point, they were just So 1046 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:31,440 what? Did happen. 1047 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,120 The Roman Empire just got too big. 1048 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,560 And they were. Fighting on, they were trying to 1049 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,800 hold way too much land and they just couldn't. 1050 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,680 I even has three podcasts. No, didn't you? 1051 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,240 Yeah, I think I answered that right. 1052 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,960 The try, they just, it just got too big. 1053 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,040 They couldn't man, you know? And watch the whole thing. 1054 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,120 Just people are hungry. Yeah, but for years it was like 1055 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,360 there was so much internal fighting and there was like 1056 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,720 Western and E an Eastern room or something. 1057 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,680 Like it got. It kept getting divided. 1058 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,920 And then they just, they expanded and they had way too 1059 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,040 much. And then they had so many 1060 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,440 soldiers, man, and borders and things like that, that when it 1061 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,520 came for war and stuff, there was just nobody there. 1062 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,320 It's just a couple of guys. All I know is a gladiator. 1063 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:25,320 But it fell and they the I could fact about it there it fell. 1064 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,320 That's going to happen here. Do you see there's a new vapour 1065 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,040 coming too, is there I some we create? 1066 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,680 They got in India there the other day so we're all fucked 1067 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,240 the game. I I'm ready, Are you going to go 1068 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,160 see Gladiator 2? A mate can go to cinemas but I 1069 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,600 will watch it. Yeah, if there ever was a film 1070 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,160 that never required a sequel, I don't know. 1071 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,400 Your boy is good, and I like that. 1072 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,360 Paul Maskel. Paul Maskel and his We JA short. 1073 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,880 Hi. He's wearing them in the movie. 1074 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,760 I only watched. Over the arm I only watched 1075 00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:01,520 Under Armour. There we go. 1076 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,120 There's them laughter, lines of work there. 1077 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:10,080 Normal people, you watch it. I'm very slow to the take so I 1078 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,600 only watched it there but six months ago. 1079 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,000 Oh, apparently for that in the book, the the female characters 1080 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,520 supposed to be like not like tip typically or traditionally good 1081 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,160 looking at all. And then some people are giving 1082 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,240 off because they were like, she's, she's sexy. 1083 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,400 Yeah, but it's kind of like, who cares? 1084 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,640 Oh yeah, it's a. Little lovely. 1085 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,720 It was a lovely contrast of, you know, the grey opaque backdrop 1086 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,920 of Sligo and then the warmth of their love. 1087 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,440 I should be a movie critical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1088 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,200 Wasn't it? Yeah, You say you're ready. 1089 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,320 For my heart, that show are. You ready for another virus? 1090 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,280 I'm not. No, I'm just ready to go. 1091 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,640 Well, I don't care what the rest is One of these dudes up to use. 1092 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:57,000 Nobody prepared us for what life will actually be like. 1093 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,520 See, we because, you know, we grew up like whenever I was at 1094 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:04,840 school, it was living was a lot simpler. 1095 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,640 But then do we just think that? No, it was because they were 1096 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,360 like all you have to do, boys is get a trade going to building 1097 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,240 state and make a fortunes. The Celtic Tiger. 1098 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,880 We never, our teachers were like, don't be worrying about 1099 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,920 science or you're not going to do anything of that. 1100 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,520 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and do a bit of 1101 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,800 joinery. Yes, that was five years. 1102 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,640 We were told that. And then, no joke, that 1103 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,680 literally the week after we left school, the Celtic Tiger went to 1104 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,480 shape and everyone was just like. 1105 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,640 Oh, the tiger, we were put down the. 1106 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,840 Tiger was fucked. I think we and we saw way less 1107 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,440 news. Oh yeah, It took ages for news 1108 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,120 to get there. Some by that point it had been 1109 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,960 sorted out. Done. 1110 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,560 It was actually. Ukraine has a three wars in the 1111 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,560 90s and we heard none of them. Is that true? 1112 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,520 No, but it could be. I don't know. 1113 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,120 I'm not into world politics at all. 1114 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,280 Look, nothing I say is. Ever. 1115 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,160 If you could have taken part in any war ever in history, what 1116 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,640 war would you have been? Oh. 1117 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,120 Like you get to go for a day, I'm being it. 1118 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,760 It's like, boys, I'm here for a death threat. 1119 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,280 Don't worry. About. 1120 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,200 It yeah, on the frontline, yeah. You breeze in but like. 1121 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,440 Hiroshima. Not Hiroshima. 1122 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,680 What do you call the one? Exactly a war, Vietnam. 1123 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,760 No, the Japanese Pearl Harbour. Well, that's an attack, right? 1124 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,320 So you would like to World War 2? 1125 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,400 Oh, you mean a legit war? Yeah, but I can open the two. 1126 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,200 If you could be part of any attack, what would it have been? 1127 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,480 I Pearl Harbour would have been graphic if the fellow wasn't 1128 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,000 going to go by. Yeah. 1129 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,160 Yeah. But Ben Affleck? 1130 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,600 Was a boy in the big tattoo in the bag of them? 1131 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,360 Umm. Most, most wars that say are 1132 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,880 long and born. I'd say the golf would have been 1133 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,400 a nightmare. Just your fate to the end every 1134 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:49,200 day. Just sound the golf every day. 1135 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:54,840 Iraq. Well, well, the troubles would 1136 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,680 have been good to see. I never lived through any of 1137 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,280 that. They never reached Fenton. 1138 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,960 They never. Seen I never that's so weird 1139 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,240 ever. I hear William talk about like I 1140 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,080 see none of that. Yeah, because they I never used 1141 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,600 to see the news journaling Omar bombs the first thing I 1142 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,200 remember. I remember, I remember hearing 1143 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:17,320 that I was always. Like 1314. 1144 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,160 Yeah, we're, I'm with the CBA, Joe. 1145 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,360 I remember I I again one of the one of the moments where I 1146 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,320 remember where I was when I heard that news. 1147 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,400 Up until then I was like, Oh no, everything's fine. 1148 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:33,280 But even like, even were news like that, like you hear like 1149 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:37,440 that, it felt like although it wasn't true, it felt like in 10 1150 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,640 years, that was the only big bit of news that like everyone 1151 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,480 talked about. Yeah. 1152 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:47,760 Whereas today, 5 things you hear about in a day that make 1153 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,920 everyone be like, I've used this. 1154 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,560 And then the next day they're not that they're forgotten 1155 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,840 about, but it's what's the next thing. 1156 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,520 Yeah. Like Trump getting shot. 1157 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,600 That would have dominated the news for months. 1158 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,840 You, you go on, you go online. It's people moved on. 1159 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,960 Oh yeah. I think though because Trump 1160 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,760 handled it like such a badass. Yeah. 1161 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:10,680 You're like ice fate. I love that, but perfect 1162 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,160 slippers? Rightfully that would have been 1163 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,960 that should have been your first thought If that happens to you. 1164 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,560 You told me you're the last I do not want people to see your body 1165 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,720 and then those exposed fate. But let's make a pact with each 1166 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,200 other. If we if we die, Yes. 1167 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,080 Don't let the body have exposed feet. 1168 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,280 I'll do that for you if you don't. 1169 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,120 You cover my feet and I'll cover your hands. 1170 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,560 I'm I'm a forehead apparently put a sheet over me I. 1171 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,480 Just sit in your face. He's not well, he's all right. 1172 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:44,440 There's an ambulance coming. I Trump that was yeah, but I 1173 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,040 think no. But had a got him, I think it 1174 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,960 would have been. I think the fact he just got 1175 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:49,960 away with. It Oh yeah. 1176 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,120 Yeah. What you know you're talking 1177 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,040 about you just want to live in the tent and stuff, Eh, I'm 1178 00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,960 about caught. Like you started your part. 1179 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,560 Did you start the podcast after COVID? 1180 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,200 Eh, no, I just kind of germ it. See the way you have that model 1181 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,680 of like people just it's on your website and they're just they 1182 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,880 don't try to it's your platform. Do you get more like grace and 1183 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:18,520 stuff because that like are they like way better of an audience 1184 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,720 or do you still get like if you miss a day, Are they like, are 1185 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,640 you like the supreme leader? Basically, are you like Kim Jong 1186 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,880 Un? Are they like North Korean 1187 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,920 people or will they be like fuck you this is late? 1188 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,480 No, my father's now are very civil. 1189 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,560 There probably is times they should go where the fuck but I 1190 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,720 do try I go you'll get something at least once a week at mate and 1191 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:42,240 pay the same day every week with you 100% get something like but 1192 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,320 I it's probably not the right way to put it behind and there 1193 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:51,200 is something about it's not the money but whenever you do pay 1194 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,480 for something you think more of it or something. 1195 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're kind of, you know, 1196 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,520 more invested or? You're more invested in it or 1197 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,040 something like that there. And then I say, but 10 things 1198 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,360 that ruined somebody every episodes and like I need to 1199 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,000 yeah, this back from as many people as well. 1200 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,680 What do you like you? I've actually been doing the 1201 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,000 same. We're like maybe putting up some 1202 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,520 older clips again, because obviously you've new followers 1203 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,080 all the time and people haven't seen stuff. 1204 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,000 So you'd be like, so I don't know whether it's you pin that 1205 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,480 up, whether I'm seeing a lot more parish unknown again, like 1206 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,880 just all odd clips. Maybe it's not you putting on. 1207 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,160 Maybe. It's not what people are doing. 1208 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,280 I did put up. There was a came across a hard 1209 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,640 drive because I was filming stuff through during COVID. 1210 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,080 Yeah, yeah, no, no, never really sat with me. 1211 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,120 But let's say we Clippers a month ago a put up. 1212 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,800 But apart from that, I'm not I'm not bugged. 1213 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,040 For anything in media at all. But so to me sometimes like when 1214 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,840 we chat a gigs from sometime you'll be like, yeah, I feel 1215 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,920 like I want to do this or you're definitely not don't want to do 1216 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,800 that. So I like, do you have a bug at 1217 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,000 the minute that you want to go do stuff or you feel like? 1218 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,440 Yeah, so literally stand up lofty bag next Sunday. 1219 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,480 That's me. I've not hung in the books now 1220 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,920 till like Christmas of even Christmas. 1221 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:02,120 But would you just go out and just show up and 10 minutes 1222 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,400 here, 10 minutes there? No, I think I'll just maybe just 1223 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,400 spend that time to make a video, right? 1224 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,800 Because I can't do two things at once. 1225 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,480 I do have ADHD or something. I got there. 1226 00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,600 I can't. I get distracted and then the 1227 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,840 whole momentum is gone. I'm only now getting into the 1228 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:23,160 space where I'm doing that, where it's like instead of five 1229 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,120 things, just do the one and then move on to the next. 1230 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,240 But I'm, I'm like, I'm like it with books. 1231 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,880 I read the first 10 pages of a book and. 1232 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:33,560 You're not. Good, I have another book 1233 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,440 sitting there. Go read the other. 1234 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,360 Book, it's not good and you're splitting your head between, I 1235 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,960 know, four or five different things, so I can't just do it 1236 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,680 all. I've tried and literally haven't 1237 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,880 get nowhere. So I was like, I need to just 1238 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,040 take a project at a time, finish it and then go on the next one, 1239 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,240 which is fucking head wrecking. But what? 1240 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,080 Are you going to do? What video stuff are you going? 1241 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:55,400 To do I've I've put 300 things in my phone. 1242 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,480 Yeah, that let it go audio, but ideas are cheap doing it like 1243 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,440 yeah, so I see you're doing your big show note who you do the 1244 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,080 schedule. Yep, class. 1245 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,440 Yep, sure. The best thing what it is we're 1246 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,680 do like so we're doing it the way we want to do it. 1247 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:19,560 It's it's for BBC, but the it's they are we're sort of selling 1248 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,200 it to them if you like, as a thing, right. 1249 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:26,520 So it's not, they've seen the sketches that me, Karen and I 1250 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:30,600 had done, Umm, and then we had a chat about, you know, doing it 1251 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,440 on that for them. Uh, but the important. 1252 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,080 But then I was like, I don't want it to change. 1253 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,000 I don't want our approach to change because then it won't be 1254 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,720 the thing that you liked in the first place. 1255 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,320 Yeah, yeah. But then that's their attitude 1256 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:47,880 too, of like, we like this, so do it for us. 1257 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,560 Yeah, but do it the way you've been doing it. 1258 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,200 So it's like the ideal scenarios it dreams is that. 1259 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:58,880 Like a 20 minute show like. It's going to be 310 minutes as 1260 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:04,760 it stands, it's going to be 310 minutes shows for I player and 1261 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,480 then it will go out as 130 minute. 1262 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:07,920 Oh nice. Yeah. 1263 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,800 And it's kind of like a pilot thing. 1264 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,640 Like it's it's a See how it goes. 1265 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,880 That's the way the whole thing is. 1266 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,280 It's like, isn't that how Netflix works? 1267 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,120 Now what? Do you mean they don't? 1268 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,120 They don't like Commission things. 1269 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,680 They just buy it off you acquire it. 1270 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,080 Yeah, yeah. List on his new show but that he 1271 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,120 just made it and then they bought it but that's. 1272 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,880 What you want to do? Yeah, yeah. 1273 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:31,000 Have you seen All Found? No, we're about 2/3 of the way 1274 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,960 through. I didn't get the script. 1275 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,560 Where's my part or what? What am I even in? 1276 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,240 This the care not give you a shout, no. 1277 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,840 No, no. Karen, he's casting casting 1278 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,240 director. I see. 1279 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:46,360 I think it that you're the biggest challenge is being not 1280 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:51,160 having anything local in in terms of reference points and 1281 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:55,240 that kind of stuff. We're trying to make it. 1282 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,560 Across the board. So it's going up on the player. 1283 01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:58,960 Yep. Nice. 1284 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,240 Can you say the name of it? Chances. 1285 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,400 Oh yes, yeah. So we'll see. 1286 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,240 But I I think I think it'll be good. 1287 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,680 I'm going to be good. Of a podcast and of so much 1288 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:10,680 money. Do you have the like? 1289 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,880 It's on crypto. BPC Crypto. 1290 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,120 It's on crypto. And Steven, no one coin. 1291 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,880 Is that a new crypto currency crypto firm I Nolan Coin? 1292 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,760 I'd love to do something like that there. 1293 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,560 I mean. We said com I'd love to make 1294 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,520 like a set call. Yes, I think that is the next 1295 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:37,480 thing that people should do here because nobody has, as in from 1296 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,280 our generation. No. 1297 01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,160 And I think it'd be great. There hasn't been anything 1298 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,480 really here. One second wise. 1299 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,880 No, no. I can't think of it. 1300 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,760 Nothing new is like since Get My Hairpiece. 1301 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,280 I can't remember any any new sitcom starting. 1302 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,600 Just keep my headpieced a little. 1303 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,200 Oh yeah. I'm the live show, like bigger 1304 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,640 than ever. I've seen the live shows right 1305 01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,440 now but. Bigger than ever. 1306 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,520 I think it's still once a year, but they never run once a year. 1307 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,920 And maybe like a Christmas special or something. 1308 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,120 Yeah, unreal. And there is huge audience for 1309 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,720 oh, but it needs to be like a new thing as well to go with 1310 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,280 that. You know, ideally you would want 1311 01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:19,120 on TV like like give my hair piece to one in the in the prime 1312 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:23,960 time spot and then can they put something on after that? 1313 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,160 That's like trying a new thing. Oh, I the lead in. 1314 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,200 Yeah. And there's this back there, 1315 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,160 boys, I'm not so slow. What's your favourite TV show? 1316 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,760 Not comedy, just in general. The Yellowstone prequels at the 1317 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,680 minute. Oh fuck. 1318 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,440 Gosh. And do you like it? 1319 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,080 Oh, I love it. I didn't know you liked it. 1320 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,320 No this. Is like 2 guys that have found 1321 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,800 in, They're in, they're both in defeat. 1322 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,240 I didn't know you like. That I always leave the room 1323 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:54,120 with you now everyone told me, Mark Yellowstone, you need to 1324 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,120 watch it. You'll love it. 1325 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,640 And I didn't look like I did like it. 1326 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,840 First three seasons. And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's 1327 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,840 good. But see the prequels. 1883. 1328 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,560 Unbelievable. Now I have two episodes left of 1329 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,400 1923 and I gotta say definitely not loving it as much because I 1330 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,880 think 1883 is one of the best stand alone series I've ever 1331 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,880 seen of anything. Yeah, it's still good. 1332 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,560 No, it's not. It's not as good as the the 1333 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,480 first one, No, but it is still. And then what do you call him? 1334 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:27,600 See his film come out. Costner I it's so my mate went 1335 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:31,200 to see it. I was like, yeah, in fact, it 1336 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,640 was done. Don went to see it. 1337 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,120 No good. I love what I just called down 1338 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,680 my man. But he went to see it and you 1339 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,920 said it was. You said you felt like it was 1340 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,240 set up to be more films, which is so annoying when you go and 1341 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,720 see. Already from the Part 2 I think 1342 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,320 he wants to know like part three and four to be made so it just 1343 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,040 feels like 3 hours of building up to those parts. 1344 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,760 I get that tough, that's OK with an episode of ATV show, but when 1345 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,360 you've gone to see a film? Caution. 1346 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,320 There's the new Marvel. He's making the universe. 1347 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:02,000 He should just made a series. I suppose he thought off the 1348 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,520 back of Yellowstone he was just going to, of course, completely 1349 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,480 there's a take gas that there wasn't there. 1350 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,880 Oh yeah, there's like four or five different storylines 1351 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,320 running, so there's loads of people in the. 1352 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,720 I got so in the car. Carhartt after your stone. 1353 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,560 You shouldn't what? Carhartt as a brand, I thought. 1354 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,200 You might cars still in the cars. 1355 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,240 Now I love and all the music. I'm well into country music. 1356 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,040 I love it since you all stone all like it started with a 1357 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,560 couple of songs and the show was like, what's that? 1358 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,400 What's Adam must listen that? First started hanging out to use 1359 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:35,520 being the country boy was all look at this fucking oh what are 1360 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,680 you wearing? Super dry is it? 1361 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,000 No, no one in no one in Yellowstone weren't super dry. 1362 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,200 That was what I did see the worst. 1363 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,200 That's what you're feeling in it. 1364 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,640 Costner. That's the new fellow he's 1365 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:48,760 wearing. Super well, he's out of the new 1366 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,280 season and having a mid season break. 1367 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,400 If you show up as the as the lead in the new season, yeah, 1368 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,400 yeah, I'll love. Fuck chancers I love. 1369 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,880 I didn't get a call back for that will be the new 1370 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,000 Yellowstone. I'd love. 1371 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,440 That yeah, Yellowstone was great. 1372 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,960 I don't know why it was so good though. 1373 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,800 Do. You know, I'll everything, the 1374 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,160 setting of it. You look like you wanted to be 1375 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:13,640 there. It was beautiful and I love the 1376 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,920 airport. I hear the episode where it's 1377 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:17,480 like this person shooting this person, he's shooting them. 1378 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,040 There's a big bomb. I like it when they just take 1379 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:23,520 the fucking horses it and it's nice and though and they're just 1380 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,400 go we're taking the horses up, up up the mountain and there's 1381 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,040 all these shots of the big the big fields and there's a bit of 1382 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,040 music and. All she come home with me, she 1383 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,840 and I. You blow your brains, OK? 1384 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:38,080 A freezing coach crossing the road. 1385 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,640 You meant to say something like it would blow you away. 1386 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,400 You went come home with me. I'll blow you. 1387 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,400 It won't blow your brains. Well, it might blow your brains 1388 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:52,000 out too. I don't know that there's a show 1389 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,840 me bringing you around the country's name. 1390 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,520 Oh, yeah, I love that. I'll be hilarious. 1391 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,360 I like countries, I live in the countryside. 1392 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,440 Would you strike me as you know? I'm not a. 1393 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,240 Customer when Nolan went to farm and he's seen the crowd shit 1394 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:06,080 anyway starting vomiting all over the place. 1395 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:11,960 Yeah, I like the idea of it, but maybe not the so much your 1396 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,960 podcast more than McCartney's on your is your website 1397 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,960 mccartney.com? Markmccartney.com. 1398 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:21,000 Mark McCartney and the festival already been over. 1399 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,200 All right, cool. Buy tickets now. 1400 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,800 Well, the well, you'll do one next year. 1401 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,480 I know you'll. No, I think that's it. 1402 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,120 No, you'll do it. No, just do lusty beg. 1403 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,680 I'm in the middle of my own tour. 1404 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,440 Has been first. Tour has been planned for next. 1405 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,560 Year. Oh, well, that's different. 1406 01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:37,840 That's different. I think that's going to be 1407 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:41,000 enough for me next year without having to plan some sort of 1408 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,200 festival. I'm good to see. 1409 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,280 I'm happy to see you do. You're going to do too. 1410 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,160 You too, she. Keep at it. 1411 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,640 You'll get there someday. Do me a favour when they're 1412 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,440 going to pay all the money into your account for the tour. 1413 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,200 Yeah, give me a shout. We're going to invest it. 1414 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,200 We're going to invest. What are invested in? 1415 01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,720 Whatever the fuck, they want horses. 1416 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,360 And fields. Marshall Carney, Pleasure as 1417 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,920 always. Thanks for having me. 1418 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,720 Thanks. For coming down and show me your 1419 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:07,000 feet.