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Excuse me, Jimmy Nesbos coming on me next week.
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the podcast at the. Time and you couldn't even have
gone him like he he is elusive like like Nesbitt isn't.
I obviously joke about our thing, which I mean, like we've
been close to having them on, hasn't worked out.
I I blow it up a bit for podcast content, but you, you genuinely
like for us but but he's out in the wild.
Yeah, well, this was the time he was in.
I put a post not up on things Facebook and a friend, he
messages me and he like taxed him.
I just sent him a picture back of him beside the pool going.
I'm living my life up here in Texas, which is great.
Then years passed and then next thing I seen him on here and I
was like, she and Todd's dead to me.
What? Happened those in between years.
You know what? I mean taxes.
I know, but then he. Mario knows, pensioner.
That's right. And now I know.
I feel like he's in, he's in the, he's in the wind again, you
know? Where is he right now?
Right now, fine. That's my king of gay.
I like that. Because he wanted to be king of
king of president, king king. You want to be king of Ireland,
which doesn't exist. The only issue with that is,
well, there's few issues, but one of being which that doesn't
exist. But I think he's given up on
that. He's doing like competitions
now, which is a madly doing, like going on a quest to be the
king in England. Mary, at least on the same
thing. She's she's them over the prize
guy competition. Yeah, I haven't seen nothing up
of them this past way. No, but.
Those competition bridge are funny because like the first
thing you've got to start really small and then you're giving
away like A and price guy recently was doing like a
£1,000,000 house and 30 grand a month whatever on a car and that
kind of thing. But your first thing has to be
like a Game Boy. But I always thought whenever
they start I was like, they're not illegal.
I think the regulator you have to be right.
There was a thing where, you know, you weren't allowed to do
any gambling without like a licence or something, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Free entry. They're like if they do a free
entry, it like to loop. We were talking recently about,
you know, like we'll we know people who have won like it's
not even a big deal anymore. Someone like are they he won a
million. There's you know, someone
happened to I know, I don't know, I know of someone have.
These are wealthy up here. Not why?
I'm not she and I need to lock a pound.
What do you need it for? What do you need?
What's she in the bank now? You're definitely in the seven
figure if. You think it's in the bank?
You're wrong. I after last week the whole
banks went down, did they? Oh I so much money that boy has.
He doesn't even know. No, I listen.
You'd be a fool of your money sitting then just sitting in a
bank. You an investor?
A pension. It's not a sex.
It's an investment. It is an investment.
It's funny. They go like they go.
We can give you a full breakdown of what your pension, what your
money's going into for your pension.
I don't know. Oh, yeah.
Do you want to know? Like pension money can go around
the world, you know. What I'm saying, see, do you
know a pension to me was all just like a savings account for
when you you're not fit to. Pension is cast.
Any pensions, gambling. You start a pension, you're
gambling, not money really. It goes up, down, fluctuates.
I'm one time you were trying to get into Bitcoin.
No, it wasn't. You were I.
What do you? There's a lame late one night
we're talking about. Hold on, hold on hold.
On and you're like you're like that boy knew the boy like the
meme behind the bushes you're going Bitcoin.
I'm going to take it. How did I say it?
Yeah. Bitcoin, you're aware?
What happened, there was a couple of boys backstage.
Aaron Butler was one, now Fagan was another.
And they were trading, they were talk.
They had the out. They were in a straight.
I mean, you didn't know anything about it.
And I went what I maybe I'll put a few quit in that.
No, no, that's as far as it went.
You're wrong, I said. I was in Bitcoin from day one,
right? Lost the house?
No, no, I'm actually weirdly very ahead of the curve.
But you're so ahead of it, you've got you're not behind it.
Yeah, like I remember here in a bit coin four years before
anyone ever mentioned it and I put like a fiver and just to see
what the. Could be a minion.
No, no, it was, I think I looked at it then after it was going up
to the £300, there was nothing. There's like when there was one
Bitcoin. Yeah, I remember my.
Remember your age that whenever I said I put a fiver in early
on, you're like, that's not only £300.
Yeah, because I remember my dad was a mechanic and still alive,
just on fixed cars that sounded like he's he died fixing the car
like. Funny, your father name.
Do you know what it's gone. It's going to his head a bit.
He's on other. Podcasts, he's still.
Rogan next week Marty the X boxer.
No, he he did a road racing podcast and what about recent
podcast? What was he is that's what he
used. To do I motorbikes.
But he's there are other people trying to get him for everything
though, even at the boxing, like at the boxing and the crowd, he
was the star of the show, like. Yeah, I remember he came to one
of the charity gigs you don't like and he came up and he shook
my hand. Yeah.
And they gave me fan years. He gave me a nod like my own
father's never gave me a nod like this.
He's a fan of Martin McCartney. I like him.
Yeah, he was on here. I've seen him on.
Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.
He was great. Like, one of us got big for you,
you know, one of the big biggest, best episodes we've
ever done. Yeah, it was brilliant.
People keep saying to me, but getting my father on, I'm like.
You'll worry what they're going to say.
No, my old boy is a dose in real life and never always wait
crack. Not as soon as you put a
microphone or a camera in front of him.
He just goes in themselves and he can't.
He can't get. He can't.
Talk at all? But my dad would be like that
too, but because I think me and Dave were with them.
He was he was great, but he was all nerd like he was real
nervous for him. And as soon as I started turned
into like of podcast bathroom. You're like Joey Diaz sitting
here like he's like he's done countless Poco and it was great.
We're getting Coco on too. You're an only child, aren't
you? Yeah, No.
Well, you hold on. Yes and no.
I grew up as a lonely child and then my my mom had two kids.
So just didn't say to you after. I grew up as a lonely child,
right? And then when I was 13, oh,
you're well, my brother came along.
So you were the golden child for.
I was the only child, you know what I mean?
I I like I like being you say ever been an only child off and
I like that. I liked it because you didn't.
It wasn't like you didn't know any different.
You know what I mean? You didn't.
I think it'd be terrible. Like say you had a way older
brother who went off to uni or something.
You'd find out really hard, because I'll be.
You'd be, really. I'm so used to them.
But as an only child it was sweet.
Only thing is I hated. Like we're on holiday recently
and it reminded me of if we were away anywhere down South, Spain,
whatever. I hated if my mom and all were
having dinner and then it went on too long.
I crack up. I lose my fucking mind.
No wonder the two more children after that You fuck this way.
No, but, you know, like I'll have a dessert and then a wine,
you know? Obviously we won't fancy the
guy. Heated that wine.
I don't drink wine, no. But like, I used to love the we
like traps away when you were young.
Do you ever go to Ackel? What was that?
Did you ever go to Ackel Ackelen?
I No, no, never. Smashing great memories there,
do you? Remember when you were in the
pub when you're a child and you make friends with other
children? Yeah, or they're probably all
dead now. But.
I remember going away in Tenerife and I made friends with
this this guy, he was called Jackson.
I remember two things about him. He was Scottish and he was
black. OK.
And that's fine. Before you start, I know what
you're like. And I.
You say the racist thing and then you go, you know what
you're like, I said. Eh I said me sending Scottish on
blacks racist just for a remember of the.
Scottish people are people too, yeah.
You don't need to point. To Scottish Lives Matter SMP,
that's not the assembly SMS and M so I remember being made to
him and they were standing the same hotel places, me and my dad
and messing about playing by the pool.
And then he was like, I just got a weird memory of mine that I've
never thought about since he goes.
I got knife fishing goggles. Do you want to come and see
them? It was daytime, but it was just
a look at them. And I went yeah.
And I went back and his mom, this is in between, like they've
been at the pool and they were maybe getting ready to go out
for dinner. And I remember looking at the
knife fishing goggles and out of my periphery I could see her
getting changed and I saw her boobs and I fucking loved them.
I lost it. I was maybe 1011 and I lost my
mind. Oh, you would?
I. Was that your first boob you
seen? No.
Because you would see like beach boobs, but this is like, oh.
Was it raw, Tetley? Yeah, yeah, God.
But out of the context of like, you would see it on the beach,
but then you sort of got used to that.
But it was when you would see it in a different setting, you
would you know. So you can't right know that
goggles are you're saying? It's like you know when you
start going out and then you see when you're like early going out
age and then you see 2 girls kissing each other and dance
floor. Jesus, I've never seen that.
Where do you be going? I.
Remember going to a Limelight school disco and it wasn't.
The limelight's changed since then.
It isn't seen. It's great.
But it's funny how you'd like like when you're a young man
like that would have just set you in seeing knowing you're in
your 30s, you're like, get out of me, Rd.
Well, what I think now, because they have easy access to porn,
everything like that, something like that with the young boys,
because we. Grew up next catalogues and
stuff. We see something like that and
that's in your mind for. Years I didn't know next time
was your personal. I was about 24 years of age,
didn't think it was possible. Two women, those.
Are not Scottish and lesbian market right?
You know what is a bit of baffling to me?
Next catalogue. I love the next catalogue.
Love the hardback. Afterwards I.
It. Was by bound up, so it was they
quit the catalogue. You wouldn't get an Argus
catalogue, no. No, no, no, no.
What you mean like in hand? No, no, no, no.
We need to go back to them with. Jimmy Tattoos.
No. I was doing a sketch last night
where to put on fake tattoos and I loved it.
More tattoos than I have but like neck one arms and all that
and I wonder if you had any tattoos?
I had often thought about it. There was a time once and nearly
get us nearly bullied me into getting one.
He's great at that because there's Aaron has a friend who's
a domed and almost. Yeah.
He worked there, didn't he? I and then I was kind of like
saying I don't, I'm the kind of guy where I get it.
And I had no regular of the weekend.
I'd go, Oh no fucking need to get that off.
You need a henna. I asked him did he do them and
he was like no. Plus you can't get a henna like
as a guy of our age. I would.
I thought it would be like a cool just template you you get
it. Test drive it that makes.
Sense and then just go go for that again with the hard marker
now yeah and then you'd have them yeah you you've won't
haven't. You.
What were you going to get? You have 4.
Crazy Frog. I like to stay in style.
No, I don't know what it yet. I generally don't know you.
Give you a like a load of outdated like Internet.
The old names, the crazy. Frog, the guy doing Gangnam
Style the. Windows logo.
Yeah. I remember it is funny how your
perception like there's an old guy down near us very sweetly
nice, homely wee gay. You think none of them and then
a member gay saying, you know, he is in like a massive back
tattoo. I was like, no, he doesn't.
You look at him, you're like that man doesn't.
And then one day wept it out and it was like, you know, like he.
Whipped out his back. He just somebody said it to him.
When he did show it, I was like a big Indian chief.
It was like, what do you, what do you call that actor boy?
Like a Mari tattoo, like a. No, it's like a big new Then
they were the feathers. Or wasn't a tattoo in an Indian
person with a hat, It was an in tattoo of an Indian person
Indian. We talking Indian or we talking
Native American? The fucking bulls and arrows and
stuff. Right, right, right.
That's very cliche, but you know him.
It was like, what do you call your boy?
The actor? Big boys.
Him or more? No, Batman.
What do you call your boy? Play Batman last.
Christian Bale? No.
Rob Pattinson, No. Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck?
You think Ben Affleck was a Native American chief?
No, he's a big black tattoo as well.
He's Ben Affleck on there as well.
You said Ben Affleck has you said there's a get an older guy
in your village that has a Native American chief tattooed
on his back the same as Ben Affleck.
And then there's a picture of Ben Affleck looking at it on his
back. It's very matter.
No, I'm trying to say it was a similar like, like, look, you
like Ben Affleck. You're like, no, I don't believe
that. This guy is a massive yeah,
yeah, fall back tattoo. Yeah.
And then I never looked at him the same way after that.
I was like, I like a low key tattoo.
Yeah. Like I don't talk months to get
done. Because it was a librarian in my
school. And again, like you say, like an
older sort of guy, very like quietly spot what you would be
if you're like you wouldn't have passed a job interview.
The loud librarian. Has to make sure you Paul.
Right you Netflix show it goes. He's a wild 1.
He was like new to the school. He's like an older guy and like
really nice guy. And then a rumour started that
he had a tattoo on his back again, full back tattoo, but of
dogs playing poker. Everyone's like, have you seen
this, that? Like the photo?
The famous photo. Everyone will go up to me,
including be like, we see your tattoo and he's like, I don't
have a tattoo. OK, maybe today's not the day he
wants to show it and the traction not started.
Actually. Everybody would be like, what
about your tattoos? Can we see your tattoo?
And he cracked up.
He fucking lost his mind one day.
I wasn't there, but he cracked up and was like, I do not have a
tattoo in my back of dogs and poker.
I did not have a tattoo in my back.
No one can. If I did have a tattoo, I
wouldn't be showing. I do not have a tattoo dog back.
And then somebody went, he does. You wouldn't go through that if
you didn't have Yeah. You're too deep that way.
But I don't know, I would like to get some more like I like the
one on mine. I've never hit that, but I like
the look of the way I'd like 2 sleeves and a tattoo on my neck.
And then I went out and got coffees for everyone just before
we started rolling on the shoot. And I liked it, but I think
people were. Where do you have them at the
minute? I can see one there, no.
I've got the cup on the foot. A cup?
Yeah, like a tea cup. We all got them for the podcast.
All. Right.
Yeah. This is a cult.
You're getting, there's the kool-aid and then I've got this
one on the back on back of my leg when I lost the Todd father,
when I lost the belt with Dave. You know what this?
No, that is very cool. When me and Dave had a really a
show and really well, so we used to do general knowledge quiz on
it because we had nothing to do. So we had a like best of the
best of their sex, whatever. And at the end of the the the
winner got the pick the losers tattoo, like a full permanent
tattoo. And he made me get the Todd
father because I I just become godfather and his daughter
Holly. So I got the Todd father, her
date of birth in it, all that kind of stuff.
And if I won, I was going to make him get a portrait of my
dad on his arm. I'm going to wear well then,
but. Like as a young man, like not
even like a recent one of my dad, like, you know, my dad was
30 or something. I.
Think I have to get someone more practical like if found and then
their laws number in the back of.
It or something? It broke it up somewhere.
We found them. If the hand is it, No, I've
never got it, should I remember? Do you ever get your ears
pierced? No, I did it once at a fancy
dress party. Someone someone we did it at my
cousin's house. They put like a skewer through
my ears and put nearing straight into it.
I took it out later that night and never had one.
Again, I got, I got whenever I was at school.
What did you wear? Would you have a hoop?
Stud. No stud, just oh, up there, up
there, this was my. As in this bit, this bit, this
we middle. This is my emo phase because
here. That's a.
No, that's a.
Statement that want that thing in there.
That wasn't done in my days. A bit of the year.
I got the stud and then I got the new, the big African hoop.
I did for six months. No, I got the stud and I got
bullied. Yeah.
To death, yeah. Silver or gold?
I was a gold one. That's all Claire's accessories
had back in the day as the training one.
And then it got all infected and I just take that out and I was
like, I'm never doing anything to be body again.
I always wanted stuff like I remember time a fringe blonde
once I reflect, remember just the your hair would be done and
then just a flick up at the front and I had AI got that dyed
blown, I thought. That was so I feel you could
pull anything off per choice of words.
Let's see, you know, you know you could have it.
And that's what they said, but. You know, you'd make you'd,
you'd work with it. With me, everything just looks
awkward. I think you.
I think you do. We hope.
I think you do. Victoria got a We hope.
When he first told me about it, I went.
I don't. In my head I was like.
I remember, I know. But I think it looks good.
I think you could did. You still have it?
I've seen Invatorial a couple months ago.
I can't remember him. Yeah, No, I can't find me in
fashion. Just doesn't work.
If I like the idea of getting a taxi, I don't really like that.
I don't like when you look at me to necessarily see all my
tattoos, especially if I'm on stage.
I feel sometimes or distract them.
But I do like the idea of I think edge here and doesn't lose
people do. But you know, just every once in
a while when you just in the mood, you get a wee tiny 1 add
to it and it becomes a bit of a thing.
Slave new places you go to, you get to be something the market.
I don't know, like that I get a little bit addictive like.
A disposable camera but do the same job.
But I mean anywhere apple green, you know, you just get all
different. Nandos.
I love an apple green. Apple Green's eye.
I think there's more than there is.
Even though you've been you get tricked your mind or something
to you when you walk in, you're. But it's it's even just a nice
free place just to take a break. Yeah.
I was out there for 45 minutes. They're just chilling out.
Just don't know, all right, Which one?
LESBURN yeah, I can't travel now at all.
Without a break. You need a break if.
I travel 20 miles from the house.
I'm like, I didn't sleep. Yeah.
I wouldn't report rush last Friday. 2 hours a game I just
like. That's a nice gig, isn't?
It Oh yeah very nice night a nice crowd like I have no
fucking it is landed up place around I was like what is going
on really old man I was like where's all these who were
coming at it yeah I was like oh it's the middle of July yeah
I've no. Yeah, it's a some.
It's somewhere in a seaside resort.
Yeah, well, I have no conception of time and space anymore.
I meant their dimensional. No, I thought I was I might get
and all that sort of stuff. And then I saw clips of Terrence
Hard on Joe Rogan's podcast. He invented the new math.
Yeah, he this is what he went. This is the clip I saw.
He goes, what's 1 + 1? You answer.
Oh, fuck, you answered two, he goes.
Yeah, OK. Well, I used to do that at.
School too, More mates. Used to say and you go sure,
but. That knows 1 * 1 he goes what's
1 * 1 person goes 1 he goes OK and at that point I went.
To the great world, whatever. No, you can just say whatever
you want and as long as you let on that, but you leave it.
Yeah, well, he's an actor with no brakes.
Just talking. Robert Downey Junior fucked him
over and he went and invented new math.
That's what happens. In between, I'm on one or two.
You brought in Don Cheadle. That's right.
And then he went and done, oh, there's a show he used to do and
I used to watch away at it. Don Cheadle No parents heard
Empire. Oh, it was great.
Trash was great. They're doing and there's all
the prequels now and all just small that was in that.
Just just small a was in it all right?
Remember him? You get bit there for the mic.
As a male, he's still one of the best news story celebrity news
stories ever. You you do think what was his
end game there? What did he think he was going
to get out of this? He just didn't expect it to be
investigated. He didn't expect.
He just wanted that initial thing of he went out, he got
attacked by guys in MAGA hats. He got racist, yeah, but he got
racistly attacked. Did he think he was going to it
was going to make his career bigger or something?
I. Think it was, I remember wrong,
but I think PAR had hit and was maybe just either hit, I don't
know if his character was out of it or whatever.
Is his star taking just a tiny bit of a downward thing and he
want to get people going talking about him again?
And that's when he did it. And it was, it was like me.
It'd be me trying to organise. It show you if there's any
scandal that it. You know, but.
I'm going to book an SSE and say you raped me.
Take Us will go out like that. I'm not good at marketing, but
now you've that idea in my head. This whole thing's going to
crumble down top of you, but you're going to do more than
Mccarran in here tomorrow. You're ruined, Todd.
You and Nesbitt set up I in the new team with me.
I hate that man. I hate that.
Big fun and as, but I like an awkward man.
Great actor. Oh, I great actor.
Yeah, he really is good now. Like underappreciated fantasy.
From me, from Korean, Yeah, yeah.
Is not one the travel why you've set up a Comedy Festival in
Fermanagh? I could.
Have it on your doors. If I could do it any closer to
the house, I nearly. Will if you book it, they will
come. Yeah.
They're coming. Are they coming?
They are because I'm I'm coming on.
A few people there, oh, you're stacked line up like.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Uh huh.
So it'll be the end of it. Like I'm not doing anymore.
No, I just the like when you're kind of, you think the best
thing to do when you're doing stand up was organise your own
show so you can get more stage time and then it's coming to the
stage. Now you're like, I'm doing more
organising than actually I'm doing stand up.
So it's like I'm doing this and then that's I'm not doing
anymore. Do you?
I mean, there's nothing better than walking in, going up on
stage and walking out and having to do no admin, no nothing but
you. But you.
I don't know. I think you're making something
great. I don't, I think.
I hope you change your mind on that I.
Don't know because you're literally never get it.
You're literally just organising mode.
Yes, at the end, oh, you're on stage here now in 30 seconds and
you're like, oh, Chris. Because I couldn't do it last
year and I was gone and missed it.
When I saw pictures and footage and all that kind of stuff, it
looked great. I had a lusty bag now.
It was a mess that we stayed up to 8:00 in the morning drinking.
Yeah, I just flew in like. See, I'd have been drinking with
you, but I'd have been, I'd been getting up, I'd have had my
morning drink were you guys but. Weirdly, nobody was drunk.
Do one of those times you're just.
It's so. Spread out I.
Yeah, it like it went on from 6:00 that evening.
Sometimes like that, like you're unaware of what you're doing.
And if someone wrote down to you what you'd had to drink up to
that point, you'd look at it and just die.
You'd be sick. Ah, yeah.
You know. But now there's there's
something counted with the water too.
I think it's love. Been there, dear.
Oh, I. I feel weird being landlocked.
You know, if I was somewhere and then the went you're 400 miles
from the water, I'd panic, I think, but I would not do any
because. You grew up near the water,
probably. Yeah, but like, just by default,
I wasn't like going down on the edge of it, you know, have.
You ever sealed? No.
What you mean like a sealing boat?
I no, I have no intention doing that, no.
No, we don't like that. No, I think I'd love that way.
No John Wick. It's the boat here.
It looks shit. The admin involved, I go, I go
paddle board and I go water skiing.
I do and I love all that stuff. Going to speedboat, going to jet
ski. Brilliant ceiling.
Oh, like a yacht. No.
You'd look well in the yacht. Yeah, I know.
But bothered up with the front. I've never done it.
Topless. You're totsit.
Fringe died blonde. Yeah, no, I I love that life
thing. I could see you on like and we
rolling boat. No, there's a gay I follow on
YouTube there. He sailed across the Pacific on
his own and he just there's a shot where he just went 360 in
the boat and you could see nothing.
And I was like, you get me there.
Dave says it's his dream to have a ballet home near where he
lives. He wants to have a boat with a
wee anchor that he can lie on and close his eyes and just
float around the Bay. And no, he's not going to drift
out or whatever. That's his dream.
And I see their ship wipes them out of it.
I understand that, but no way yacht.
No, no, no. I used to work in New York Club
as a dishwasher, the restaurant of it right and nothing about it
appears to me it's far too much admin like.
It probably has a pain in the house.
It's not that I'm saying if you want to get a boat, just get a
friend that has a boat. Yeah, they look.
Stupid, but I think there's. I think it's.
Lovely, I love water skiing and for him from Anna, funny enough,
I love water skiing. Yes, water skiing is great.
I've never done the paddle boardingly.
Paddle boarding is good. See my default is just sync.
Yeah. You know Loch Erne's dangerous.
It is. I remember getting in one day to
swim with boots at all on me. Why?
Because I'm very impatient. It was a lovely day like this.
And a friend of mine, his father did have a boat and it was out
be Killy Havan Hotel. Yeah, Yeah.
And he rang and he says do you want to come out?
We're just all in around the water here and it was very warm
and we all landed out. And then one fella, he was just
like I'm jumping in here. It was very, very hot and he
jumped in all clothes on. I was like, Oh well I'm going to
do it too straight down. I just and only like I had done
some kicking. I felt like 45 minutes of
kicking and eventually grew up again and scared the life of me
and never got into the game. Into the into that water again.
Into the locker. Maybe just the the lesson is
take your boots off. Now they're nice boots.
I'm always staying. I love water ski in there a
couple of times and I like it. I like what I like about Kelly
Heaven and all those places, especially the Order One theatre
is people arrive by boat I and just park up right outside it.
I love that. We had that lusty bag last.
Year I love that. I wish I was a lusty bag 1.
Should come along and I everyone's invaded along like I
pretty much invaded everybody and then when the count gig can
still come. Swap me with someone for the
Saturday. Do we spot on the Saturday or on
Sunday as well? I.
Like that I like the word in the how many people at the hotel
hold. The hotel is 2252 and then the
Lost Days with three. They're just nice.
Yeah, they're not massive, but they're just nice.
I I I ran remember I ran the We do when I ran the The Rational
Island International Comedy. Festival yeah and then I talk
COVID member that's right or the 10 or the member of fellow was
helped me the video once he freaking he got tested and he
had it and then I had a quarantine then so I must start
in. There it was.
It was great. Apart from we can do it all,
nothing. That's right, the storm come in
didn't. Weather 1 Red Weather 1.
So we had an. Embarrassed the travelling the
game. It was the best day of the year.
If I could do if I could get a tent up in front now and just
say I'm here every Saturday travelling.
Like a rat like Elvis in Vegas, IA.
Residency in a pop up tent in a face somewhere.
I just don't think travelling suits my family.
But you've been let me tell you the time my cat head staked up
to Belfast. No.
Did I tell you that story? I'm not sure I told somebody
that No, no, We had a cat called Oreo disappeared one time.
Fine cats disappear all the time.
But a week later phone went I have your cat here and we're a
great where are you like your ransoms were down the road here.
He didn't know I'm up in Belfast.
We're now I live in Fenton. Belfast is an hour and a half
away. So we figured out here's what
happened. The cat got up into the car, the
engine in the car. I mean more than one end of
town. The cat fell out of the engine
in the town. It went to the forest house that
it's seen. It was a wee old woman.
The wee old woman fed the cat, looked after her son who was
originally from Fatna but lived up in Belfast, was down on the
Sunday. And she says, oh, I got this new
cat that just came to me, but he didn't see it.
And he left that Sunday about Craig Yavin.
He started hearing this roaring and thumping and the engine, it
was the cat got up into his car. So he got the cat out of the
engine, put it in the backseat and tuck it up to Belfast.
Now, he was shrewd because a week beforehand we had got the
cat neutered. So he's seen the shaved and the
scar. So he says somebody obviously
owns this cat. So we rang the vets.
The vet went, I asked Mark Mckearney's cat and they gave
him my number and he rang it and he kept it up here the whole
week and then he came back down the another week after and we
got it again. Another great story.
The saddest thing about that is you didn't just go and get it at
the time you went I far back next time you're coming up the
road. Well, he says it's up here.
It's been through fucking trauma.
But I will listen to the crack a week later.
Yeah, date under a three now there's no note.
But the coroner said seriously, what?
I think you're thinking of Doctor David Kelly.
They are the arms inspector who wrote the dossier on the Iraq
war. It's that who you think?
We couldn't, we couldn't afford him.
You just got a boy from the town.
But we, I just, we often said, we said we think we just use
this whole name. Laves went up to Belfast.
I'm down again and I think it's exact same for me.
Takes that watch out of me. And then the cat dies.
You bury. Up Dade and the family plot,
that's true. Nobody believes that.
That is, I believe, true. Although I wouldn't have thought
they would get into an engine. Just up through the engine of
it, I believe. Again, no.
He's like how did not go into mincemeat?
Yeah. Through the farm belt.
I'm allergic to a lot of animals.
Are you? Yeah.
It's got better with the like. I'm better now I think.
What are you allergic to? Back in the day, dogs, horses,
cats, but then they're probably the main animals you're coming
into contact with, you know what I mean?
Back in the day. So you're not largely anything.
No, I used to have loads of things back in the day.
I don't have no hay fever. Have you still the chromes?
Asthma. Yeah, it's lifelong.
Funny, I seen a boy in on the third of the day said he was
terminal chromes and I was like Jesus Christ, can't you?
No, I think they may. It's like a lot.
You'll always have it. It's chronic.
Is that what? Is that what it means?
He said terminal. I thought, fuck, I better start
hanging out with you. In a bit more, but he might be.
Maybe he is, you know what I mean?
Maybe he's got something to get there.
No no no, it's an autoimmune disease so it like fucks your
immune system so you can get loads of stuff easy.
I never tell of it till I Remember Me and you don't.
A gig in Yuri and you were sick that day.
Now what was it? You know it was a long time ago.
It was bank, the bank guy, right?
You were just white. Yeah.
And you're saying you're just warned?
Well, as if you're a good me, I just get them.
Let's say fuck you. Yeah.
Not common. It's, I mean at the minute I
feel really good, but anytime it can just attack you like.
And you have to take stuff first.
Yeah, I take I inject I have to inject myself at home every 12
weeks and the MSI which is was weird for a 10 minute.
No, it's just not PA give yourself we injection.
Fuck, you ordered that? No, I got diagnosed when it was
24. But it's like, under, like, it's
like, it's there, but it doesn't come out until you're like a
young man, you know, And then it creeps up on you all.
My emails are all silly old things.
Uh huh. All my ailments are, well, silly
old things. Yeah, you can brag about.
Yeah, but this is like, I don't know, I forget.
When it's good, I just forget I have it.
But then when it's bad it's annoying but it's been all
right. Like I've it's never stopped me
doing stand up bar a month which is good.
When I first got diagnosed with I was in hospital bad.
Would you be a weak bench now when you're sick?
No, see, I would. I'm I'd be way better with all
that thing you think like I would just play on.
No, I'm, I'm bad. If I ever get like anything,
like maybe I have to get a wee operation.
I'm just like, I'm going down to the river here.
I cannot have bad hospitals. Ailments.
You've climbed your car engine, Yeah.
What was the last operation you got?
I got my toenails off. But not man up, and not by a
doctor. What do you think it was?
What do you mean you got your toenails off?
I have no toenails. But of shit.
I swear to God, no. They've grew back a wee bit as
can't like, as McCann said. It's like the Iron Claw, you
know, they're all kind of deformed looking.
So I have a deformed toe. How so?
You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
Well, no, I can't show you mine as you wouldn't like it.
I won't. I wouldn't.
They're they're bad now. See, I didn't grown toenails.
Right, so kick me off, right? Ingrown toenails.
How long ago?
Oh, teenager, right? My auntie's a nurse, so for
monsters like what's wrong is the side of your toenails are
digging into your toe, so we need to try and train the nails
to not do that. How do you do that like?
You get a pair of scissors and you cut straight down the middle
of your nail. Agony.
Down the middle. Yeah.
Oh, and. Right, right, as far as it'll
go. Yeah, well, not, not to the very
bottom, but literally you'll, you know, you'll take off the
two sides, right? And then you hope then that
they'll grow back normally we've done this about 16 times, done
nothing. Was traumatic and she was late
of ever. Actually, no wonder it turned
out the way I did. That's torture.
Hitler wouldn't do it to you, so she said no, you're going to
have to get sick. Clippers.
I switched them feet there. Doesn't really big.
No it doesn't sounded great man because of the two of them off
you see, so switched them so the two of them took bad. 2 feet or
two toes the. Two toes?
Well, there's one on each foot you want.
To on each. Big toe, I'm a terrorist herd of
the mass here mixing up. I'm inventing you body parts.
The each each big toe. Each big toe fucked and.
The last hole you want fucked. Either destroyed, you're going
to have to get these off. So how to go into the hospital?
And for some reason, apparently they used to knock you out.
I don't know if somebody told me this for Vadnais.
They used to like gassy but then remember there was a time like
they don't gassy anymore so they just froze the toes and they
remember there's no pain or nothing but I remember.
You go to get this done full hospital or full?
Hospital I I remember I could feel the guy with the players
like Tardon, the meal and then just this jank and it wasn't
sore, but I could feel every like twist and turn of it.
Yeah, and the rabbit, I was off my feet for like 2 weeks after,
Yeah. And they're like, you're going
to have to like can a half learn how to walk again because your
whole balance stuff is going to be a wee bit fucked up.
Yeah, because when someone gets a toe removed, yeah, they've
really like learn how to what could your.
Balance and I've never had any pain after but the the can agree
back. I go through with 10 pair of
socks a month. Just like I can't wear standards
really. That's boots or nothing.
I'm being serious. This makes so much sense now.
What do you mean by that if? You told me that's when I met
you. I'd be like, that's McCartney.
He's this guy's been through some shit.
You're the Crone Ranger and I'm the Tow Ranger.
Yeah. Yeah.
So that was my traumatic, that is.
Very traumatic. If they were like the the
operation wasn't as bad to see getting the cot Oh.
Look my my issue is my my toes are sweet bar my baby toe on
both sides. Which is deformed.
Yeah, Bar my baby toe, my toes are like this.
Bar my baby toes on both sides with curling, curling.
It's almost like they're like the rest of the tools are like
they're Big Brother and there's a fight.
They're like, you know, like this, like curling in, like
getting in behind the to be protected.
I'll show you mine. You show me yours.
Well, you actually. Oh well, right.
See. Like it's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But look, it'd be much better if
it was like this. Oh, it's, I see.
It's just got bad posture, Yeah. It has low self esteem moved.
Over. See what I mean?
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I wouldn't say like I wouldn't look at that and go,
oh. Yeah, but then I I have weird
bones. Like look at this.
Boys, I'm down. You use me.
Brace yourself. Look at this second ankle boom
and then and then look at this and I have that on both sides.
See that extra bones? I'm down this is this is going
to be. A Bones.
Disease. This is a bit on exclusive this.
By the way, I'm fully expecting there will be like a bit of art
under this or something. This is a long setup you're
doing. I wish you're right.
Yeah. Oh fuck no, no, it's going to
cost you anymore. No, no, no, no.
I know what he's perverse like. Get out your night vision
goggles. I need to say it I mean.
I don't know for that. It looks like.
It looks like there's been an accident and someone's trying to
hold on to something, you know, and they're slipping off.
Because I have the bike as me and McAllen was in Canada that
time. We live in the apartment so I
was going to wait barefoot and he was like holy fuck.
Oh man. Yeah, but I know I should go
there. Is I should go back to like a?
Is it a potato? Yeah.
And they could like whip it off something.
I'm so traumatised. But I don't go near me.
Faith. No.
I'm like, I don't even go near shit.
I'd rather have a way. No, but nothing.
No, you have a full route over there.
Well, I'd love to suck up. There probably is sickers of
100. Percent. 100% Never.
Got the feet fetish thing there. Never got the Do you know why?
Because they are feet. What are you getting out of
that? Is it 'cause they can't and?
They're a fader. Ticklish.
But. Do what it is.
It's a like, it's a thing that is like dirty the no, you've
been walking about all day. You've sweaty feet or whatever.
Oh, they go, yeah, you just come, they go, they go.
So they they're like. No, she make me come.
They go this shouldn't, this is weird.
That's why they do it because it's weird.
It's like it's weird. And that was probably happening
way back in the day and people probably wearing shoes, it was
even more. Stable there was remember back
in the day women wear big long we're back in the day if you
should shoot him on an ankle lead common response oh.
Yeah. And then it's got.
A big, big long stocking since yeah, like 50s kind of job.
Yeah. Bring that back now.
You couldn't put them in the socks.
No, you can. All the feet and stuff.
I just not yeah, I, I, I've grown to not care about my feet,
but I used to be really paranoid about those baby toes and stuff.
And I have weird fingers. My eyes have weird body.
What's? Wrong with your finger.
They're just an odd chip they need fattened up.
We thin fingers, you know what I mean?
Like the sort of dip like look at the thumb.
What can you do to flatten your fingers?
Just probably like injecting, injecting lard or something, you
know, I don't know. Would you ever go get your
forehead done or something boat? I'm not saying there's anything
wrong here for it, but I mean, no.
Like, would you ever get? No, I think, I think what all
that stuff, I don't know. It's hard because like some
people would have big confidence issues.
You know, I'm really paranoid about this wrinkle and I'll feel
better and I get that they will feel better, but I just think I
know I, I, I like when people just crawled.
I should not say when, Carl. Oh, it looks like roadkill.
Jesus. Yeah.
But you're look, you're not looking at him and going he,
he's a young. He must be a young man.
He's drawn way more attention to his face in like a negative way.
Yeah, he was a good looking guy. And OK, So what?
You're going to have more wrinkles, You're going to be
grey or whatever. So once you start, that's the
end of it. I know you know all the.
Botox and the words made in Mayo.
That's why you go to ACA. I'd love to show you I'm
surprised, but. No, I just grow old gracefully.
I think so. Like, I have plenty of wrinkles.
Big big wrinkle here. But you're supposed.
To I know, but that and that's what I mean and I've lose the
laughter lines, but that's just actually shows I've laughed.
I've laughed Mark. That's the curve.
You see? I know, eh, No, I don't think I
would get anything. But I mean, I say that I'll get
one thing done, then I'll just be all over it.
Look like Barry Manolo at the end.
He loves. I see.
Still pumping? Fucking ready.
Oh, I remember. He just come there.
Remember, he came out as gay but two years ago and I was like no.
Barry Manolo came out. Yeah, he was in.
He was in Barrymore. Oh, Barrymore's, Barrymore's in
the distance. He's not far out.
He's massive in tech tart now isn't it?
Yeah. And it's weird because I don't
know, is he coming up with that? Because I don't think he is.
I look at it and I go, it's almost that savvy and almost a
bit like Meta. Like you said earlier, it's it's
like it doesn't. To me, it looks like a tech talk
expert has gone Barrymore do this and caption this.
Talking with people, yeah. Just all them all the distractor
from. What's going on?
There's keys next door as the whenever the Roman Empire
failed, the put on circuses. What do you mean?
To distract the people from the word crumble.
Yeah, that's all we are, distraction.
Well they knew. They knew it was crumbling and
they just at and fucked. At that point, they were just So
what? Did happen.
The Roman Empire just got too big.
And they were. Fighting on, they were trying to
hold way too much land and they just couldn't.
I even has three podcasts. No, didn't you?
Yeah, I think I answered that right.
The try, they just, it just got too big.
They couldn't man, you know? And watch the whole thing.
Just people are hungry. Yeah, but for years it was like
there was so much internal fighting and there was like
Western and E an Eastern room or something.
Like it got. It kept getting divided.
And then they just, they expanded and they had way too
much. And then they had so many
soldiers, man, and borders and things like that, that when it
came for war and stuff, there was just nobody there.
It's just a couple of guys. All I know is a gladiator.
But it fell and they the I could fact about it there it fell.
That's going to happen here. Do you see there's a new vapour
coming too, is there I some we create?
They got in India there the other day so we're all fucked
the game. I I'm ready, Are you going to go
see Gladiator 2? A mate can go to cinemas but I
will watch it. Yeah, if there ever was a film
that never required a sequel, I don't know.
Your boy is good, and I like that.
Paul Maskel. Paul Maskel and his We JA short.
Hi. He's wearing them in the movie.
I only watched. Over the arm I only watched
Under Armour. There we go.
There's them laughter, lines of work there.
Normal people, you watch it. I'm very slow to the take so I
only watched it there but six months ago.
Oh, apparently for that in the book, the the female characters
supposed to be like not like tip typically or traditionally good
looking at all. And then some people are giving
off because they were like, she's, she's sexy.
Yeah, but it's kind of like, who cares?
Oh yeah, it's a. Little lovely.
It was a lovely contrast of, you know, the grey opaque backdrop
of Sligo and then the warmth of their love.
I should be a movie critical. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wasn't it? Yeah, You say you're ready.
For my heart, that show are. You ready for another virus?
I'm not. No, I'm just ready to go.
Well, I don't care what the rest is One of these dudes up to use.
Nobody prepared us for what life will actually be like.
See, we because, you know, we grew up like whenever I was at
school, it was living was a lot simpler.
But then do we just think that? No, it was because they were
like all you have to do, boys is get a trade going to building
state and make a fortunes. The Celtic Tiger.
We never, our teachers were like, don't be worrying about
science or you're not going to do anything of that.
Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and do a bit of
joinery. Yes, that was five years.
We were told that. And then, no joke, that
literally the week after we left school, the Celtic Tiger went to
shape and everyone was just like.
Oh, the tiger, we were put down the.
Tiger was fucked. I think we and we saw way less
news. Oh yeah, It took ages for news
to get there. Some by that point it had been
sorted out. Done.
It was actually. Ukraine has a three wars in the
90s and we heard none of them. Is that true?
No, but it could be. I don't know.
I'm not into world politics at all.
Look, nothing I say is. Ever.
If you could have taken part in any war ever in history, what
war would you have been? Oh.
Like you get to go for a day, I'm being it.
It's like, boys, I'm here for a death threat.
Don't worry. About.
It yeah, on the frontline, yeah. You breeze in but like.
Hiroshima. Not Hiroshima.
What do you call the one? Exactly a war, Vietnam.
No, the Japanese Pearl Harbour. Well, that's an attack, right?
So you would like to World War 2?
Oh, you mean a legit war? Yeah, but I can open the two.
If you could be part of any attack, what would it have been?
I Pearl Harbour would have been graphic if the fellow wasn't
going to go by. Yeah.
But Ben Affleck?
Was a boy in the big tattoo in the bag of them?
Umm. Most, most wars that say are
long and born. I'd say the golf would have been
a nightmare. Just your fate to the end every
day. Just sound the golf every day.
Iraq. Well, well, the troubles would
have been good to see. I never lived through any of
that. They never reached Fenton.
They never. Seen I never that's so weird
ever. I hear William talk about like I
see none of that. Yeah, because they I never used
to see the news journaling Omar bombs the first thing I
remember. I remember, I remember hearing
that I was always. Like 1314.
Yeah, we're, I'm with the CBA, Joe.
I remember I I again one of the one of the moments where I
remember where I was when I heard that news.
Up until then I was like, Oh no, everything's fine.
But even like, even were news like that, like you hear like
that, it felt like although it wasn't true, it felt like in 10
years, that was the only big bit of news that like everyone
talked about. Yeah.
Whereas today, 5 things you hear about in a day that make
everyone be like, I've used this.
And then the next day they're not that they're forgotten
about, but it's what's the next thing.
Yeah. Like Trump getting shot.
That would have dominated the news for months.
You, you go on, you go online. It's people moved on.
Oh yeah. I think though because Trump
handled it like such a badass. Yeah.
You're like ice fate. I love that, but perfect
slippers? Rightfully that would have been
that should have been your first thought If that happens to you.
You told me you're the last I do not want people to see your body
and then those exposed fate. But let's make a pact with each
other. If we if we die, Yes.
Don't let the body have exposed feet.
I'll do that for you if you don't.
You cover my feet and I'll cover your hands.
I'm I'm a forehead apparently put a sheet over me I.
Just sit in your face. He's not well, he's all right.
There's an ambulance coming. I Trump that was yeah, but I
think no. But had a got him, I think it
would have been. I think the fact he just got
away with. It Oh yeah.
Yeah. What you know you're talking
about you just want to live in the tent and stuff, Eh, I'm
about caught. Like you started your part.
Did you start the podcast after COVID?
Eh, no, I just kind of germ it. See the way you have that model
of like people just it's on your website and they're just they
don't try to it's your platform. Do you get more like grace and
stuff because that like are they like way better of an audience
or do you still get like if you miss a day, Are they like, are
you like the supreme leader? Basically, are you like Kim Jong
Un? Are they like North Korean
people or will they be like fuck you this is late?
No, my father's now are very civil.
There probably is times they should go where the fuck but I
do try I go you'll get something at least once a week at mate and
pay the same day every week with you 100% get something like but
I it's probably not the right way to put it behind and there
is something about it's not the money but whenever you do pay
for something you think more of it or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're kind of, you know,
more invested or? You're more invested in it or
something like that there. And then I say, but 10 things
that ruined somebody every episodes and like I need to
yeah, this back from as many people as well.
What do you like you? I've actually been doing the
same. We're like maybe putting up some
older clips again, because obviously you've new followers
all the time and people haven't seen stuff.
So you'd be like, so I don't know whether it's you pin that
up, whether I'm seeing a lot more parish unknown again, like
just all odd clips. Maybe it's not you putting on.
Maybe. It's not what people are doing.
I did put up. There was a came across a hard
drive because I was filming stuff through during COVID.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, never really sat with me.
But let's say we Clippers a month ago a put up.
But apart from that, I'm not I'm not bugged.
For anything in media at all. But so to me sometimes like when
we chat a gigs from sometime you'll be like, yeah, I feel
like I want to do this or you're definitely not don't want to do
that. So I like, do you have a bug at
the minute that you want to go do stuff or you feel like?
Yeah, so literally stand up lofty bag next Sunday.
That's me. I've not hung in the books now
till like Christmas of even Christmas.
But would you just go out and just show up and 10 minutes
here, 10 minutes there? No, I think I'll just maybe just
spend that time to make a video, right?
Because I can't do two things at once.
I do have ADHD or something. I got there.
I can't. I get distracted and then the
whole momentum is gone. I'm only now getting into the
space where I'm doing that, where it's like instead of five
things, just do the one and then move on to the next.
But I'm, I'm like, I'm like it with books.
I read the first 10 pages of a book and.
You're not. Good, I have another book
sitting there. Go read the other.
Book, it's not good and you're splitting your head between, I
know, four or five different things, so I can't just do it
all. I've tried and literally haven't
get nowhere. So I was like, I need to just
take a project at a time, finish it and then go on the next one,
which is fucking head wrecking. But what?
Are you going to do? What video stuff are you going?
To do I've I've put 300 things in my phone.
Yeah, that let it go audio, but ideas are cheap doing it like
yeah, so I see you're doing your big show note who you do the
schedule. Yep, class.
Yep, sure. The best thing what it is we're
do like so we're doing it the way we want to do it.
It's it's for BBC, but the it's they are we're sort of selling
it to them if you like, as a thing, right.
So it's not, they've seen the sketches that me, Karen and I
had done, Umm, and then we had a chat about, you know, doing it
on that for them. Uh, but the important.
But then I was like, I don't want it to change.
I don't want our approach to change because then it won't be
the thing that you liked in the first place.
Yeah, yeah. But then that's their attitude
too, of like, we like this, so do it for us.
Yeah, but do it the way you've been doing it.
So it's like the ideal scenarios it dreams is that.
Like a 20 minute show like. It's going to be 310 minutes as
it stands, it's going to be 310 minutes shows for I player and
then it will go out as 130 minute.
Oh nice. Yeah.
And it's kind of like a pilot thing.
Like it's it's a See how it goes.
That's the way the whole thing is.
It's like, isn't that how Netflix works?
Now what? Do you mean they don't?
They don't like Commission things.
They just buy it off you acquire it.
Yeah, yeah. List on his new show but that he
just made it and then they bought it but that's.
What you want to do? Yeah, yeah.
Have you seen All Found? No, we're about 2/3 of the way
through. I didn't get the script.
Where's my part or what? What am I even in?
This the care not give you a shout, no.
No, no. Karen, he's casting casting
director. I see.
I think it that you're the biggest challenge is being not
having anything local in in terms of reference points and
that kind of stuff. We're trying to make it.
Across the board. So it's going up on the player.
Yep. Nice.
Can you say the name of it? Chances.
Oh yes, yeah. So we'll see.
But I I think I think it'll be good.
I'm going to be good. Of a podcast and of so much
money. Do you have the like?
It's on crypto. BPC Crypto.
It's on crypto. And Steven, no one coin.
Is that a new crypto currency crypto firm I Nolan Coin?
I'd love to do something like that there.
I mean. We said com I'd love to make
like a set call. Yes, I think that is the next
thing that people should do here because nobody has, as in from
our generation. No.
And I think it'd be great. There hasn't been anything
really here. One second wise.
No, no. I can't think of it.
Nothing new is like since Get My Hairpiece.
I can't remember any any new sitcom starting.
Just keep my headpieced a little.
Oh yeah. I'm the live show, like bigger
than ever. I've seen the live shows right
now but. Bigger than ever.
I think it's still once a year, but they never run once a year.
And maybe like a Christmas special or something.
Yeah, unreal. And there is huge audience for
oh, but it needs to be like a new thing as well to go with
that. You know, ideally you would want
on TV like like give my hair piece to one in the in the prime
time spot and then can they put something on after that?
That's like trying a new thing. Oh, I the lead in.
Yeah. And there's this back there,
boys, I'm not so slow. What's your favourite TV show?
Not comedy, just in general. The Yellowstone prequels at the
minute. Oh fuck.
Gosh. And do you like it?
Oh, I love it. I didn't know you liked it.
No this. Is like 2 guys that have found
in, They're in, they're both in defeat.
I didn't know you like. That I always leave the room
with you now everyone told me, Mark Yellowstone, you need to
watch it. You'll love it.
And I didn't look like I did like it.
First three seasons. And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's
good. But see the prequels. 1883.
Unbelievable. Now I have two episodes left of
1923 and I gotta say definitely not loving it as much because I
think 1883 is one of the best stand alone series I've ever
seen of anything. Yeah, it's still good.
No, it's not. It's not as good as the the
first one, No, but it is still. And then what do you call him?
See his film come out. Costner I it's so my mate went
to see it. I was like, yeah, in fact, it
was done. Don went to see it.
No good. I love what I just called down
my man. But he went to see it and you
said it was. You said you felt like it was
set up to be more films, which is so annoying when you go and
see. Already from the Part 2 I think
he wants to know like part three and four to be made so it just
feels like 3 hours of building up to those parts.
I get that tough, that's OK with an episode of ATV show, but when
you've gone to see a film? Caution.
There's the new Marvel. He's making the universe.
He should just made a series. I suppose he thought off the
back of Yellowstone he was just going to, of course, completely
there's a take gas that there wasn't there.
Oh yeah, there's like four or five different storylines
running, so there's loads of people in the.
I got so in the car. Carhartt after your stone.
You shouldn't what? Carhartt as a brand, I thought.
You might cars still in the cars.
Now I love and all the music. I'm well into country music.
I love it since you all stone all like it started with a
couple of songs and the show was like, what's that?
What's Adam must listen that? First started hanging out to use
being the country boy was all look at this fucking oh what are
you wearing? Super dry is it?
No, no one in no one in Yellowstone weren't super dry.
That was what I did see the worst.
That's what you're feeling in it.
Costner. That's the new fellow he's
wearing. Super well, he's out of the new
season and having a mid season break.
If you show up as the as the lead in the new season, yeah,
yeah, I'll love. Fuck chancers I love.
I didn't get a call back for that will be the new
Yellowstone. I'd love.
That yeah, Yellowstone was great.
I don't know why it was so good though.
Do. You know, I'll everything, the
setting of it. You look like you wanted to be
there. It was beautiful and I love the
airport. I hear the episode where it's
like this person shooting this person, he's shooting them.
There's a big bomb. I like it when they just take
the fucking horses it and it's nice and though and they're just
go we're taking the horses up, up up the mountain and there's
all these shots of the big the big fields and there's a bit of
music and. All she come home with me, she
and I. You blow your brains, OK?
A freezing coach crossing the road.
You meant to say something like it would blow you away.
You went come home with me. I'll blow you.
It won't blow your brains. Well, it might blow your brains
out too. I don't know that there's a show
me bringing you around the country's name.
Oh, yeah, I love that. I'll be hilarious.
I like countries, I live in the countryside.
Would you strike me as you know? I'm not a.
Customer when Nolan went to farm and he's seen the crowd shit
anyway starting vomiting all over the place.
Yeah, I like the idea of it, but maybe not the so much your
podcast more than McCartney's on your is your website
mccartney.com? Markmccartney.com.
Mark McCartney and the festival already been over.
All right, cool. Buy tickets now.
Well, the well, you'll do one next year.
I know you'll. No, I think that's it.
No, you'll do it. No, just do lusty beg.
I'm in the middle of my own tour.
Has been first. Tour has been planned for next.
Year. Oh, well, that's different.
That's different. I think that's going to be
enough for me next year without having to plan some sort of
festival. I'm good to see.
I'm happy to see you do. You're going to do too.
You too, she. Keep at it.
You'll get there someday. Do me a favour when they're
going to pay all the money into your account for the tour.
Yeah, give me a shout. We're going to invest it.
We're going to invest. What are invested in?
Whatever the fuck, they want horses.
And fields. Marshall Carney, Pleasure as
always. Thanks for having me.
Thanks. For coming down and show me your
feet.