1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime Big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new. 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:14,800 Massager squeal save big on prime big deal days October 8th 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:25,920 and 9th. Zippers, welcome to this episode 5 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,760 of the Tea With Me podcast. With me, she and Todd, I've got 6 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,000 a green screen in the background in the edit of this podcast. 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,720 I'm going to try and put something in, but I don't know 8 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,040 if it's going to work. And also, if you're watching the 9 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,000 video version of the podcast, which you know, why would you 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,920 not? You know, I've got that 90s boy 11 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,560 band hair. And if that doesn't take you 12 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,520 enough, I'll be honest, I'm wearing a grey T-shirt. 13 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,400 I don't know if that is enough for you. 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,000 I don't know what is, but I'll try and do some sort of green 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,680 screen background, but I'll probably not be able to and I'll 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,440 probably just leave it as a green screen. 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,720 Zippers welcome. It's the Wednesday episode of 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:04,280 the Tea With Me podcast with me, the young father, she and Todd 19 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:06,800 and things are things are going good guys. 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,120 I'll be honest, a little bit sleep deprived, still emotional 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,760 and anything that happens. You know, quite recently I heard 22 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:19,040 that song on the radio Another Day in Paradise, which was 23 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,280 originally Phil Collins song, but I heard the Brandy and Ray J 24 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,720 version. It's just another day for you 25 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:31,360 and me and parents. And when I heard it, I 26 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,960 remembered the Brandy and Ray J are brother and sister. 27 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,800 And I just thought that was a real nice thing that Brandy did 28 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,240 for Ray J because the thing at that time, Ray J wasn't really 29 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,160 well known. You know, he would that he would 30 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,320 he would go on to sex Kim Kardashian. 31 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:48,280 But at this point, you know, enough in that video, which I, 32 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:53,960 which I actually haven't seen, but not because, you know, I 33 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,440 just, I just, it's just not, you know, I think when you, you 34 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,080 know, feel like a no Ray J certainly. 35 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,800 So, I mean, I never met him. But the point is I haven't seen. 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,560 That's irrelevant. What I'm saying is I got 37 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,320 emotional because I remember thinking Brandy was a big star 38 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,200 at the time because she was in Malaysia and she had brought Ray 39 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,240 J and her brother to do this song and she didn't need to do 40 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,000 that. She could have done it by 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,680 herself. And that made me emotional. 42 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,680 So that's kind of where we are in life. 43 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,760 You know, we're having a good time. 44 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,320 We're doing the tea with Me podcast. 45 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,080 I hope everybody is sitting down with their tea, enjoying 46 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,600 themselves. And also, this is hashtag not an 47 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,840 ad. You guys know that I've been 48 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,880 sampling different different tea bags. 49 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,120 You know, I've been on my knees. I've been taking various bags in 50 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,000 my throat and and then trying tea. 51 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,920 And yeah. And listen, if you missed last 52 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,000 week's episode, I have been saying, you know, post lockdown 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,600 you're going to made a different kind of bitch. 54 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,840 You know, I'm not afraid to say what's on my mind. 55 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,360 And also what's really annoying, I'd say for the viewers and me 56 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,840 is the camera here has a wee viewfinder pulled out. 57 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,680 And I keep looking at the viewfinder instead of the 58 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,080 camera. So it makes it look like either 59 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,000 I have a lazy eye or the camera's not centred and that's 60 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,520 annoying me. But I'm drinking the Barry's tea 61 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,360 gold now. I had the. 62 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,640 Red Barry's tea, which is just like Barry's. 63 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,440 But the the green 1 is like the original and someone told me 64 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:21,720 about it and I haven't looked back since and and I just bought 65 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,000 some from my neighbours. So what do you think about that? 66 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,120 What a very bad thing to do. Just buy tea bags for other 67 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:31,200 people for no reason, you know. But it's it's a very good time. 68 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:37,080 And also I kind of have a date for stand up coming back as in I 69 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,560 know when it's going to be not like I've asked some guy to go 70 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,280 to the gig with me because I'll be weird because I'm a straight 71 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:47,560 married guy, but well married. And then, and that's great. 72 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,680 I mean, I don't know if the date is like set in stone, so I'm not 73 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,960 going to announce it yet. But all I'll say is I'll be. 74 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,720 Very excited and nervous if that happens, but I think the return 75 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,320 to stand up, the venue I'm going to do it in, I think will be the 76 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,480 best venue for socially distant stand up. 77 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,440 It's a great venue anyway, but it's probably best set up for 78 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,480 this kind of thing. So they're going to be great 79 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,520 shows and I'll announce the the shows as soon as possible. 80 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,480 Probably I'll announce them on Patreon first of all. 81 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:17,120 So if you're part of the Patreon community, if you make a a small 82 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,920 donation to support the podcast on patreonitspatreon.com/tea 83 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,920 with me podcast, there's a little plug for it. 84 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,600 You get a bonus podcast every Monday. 85 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,120 Me and producer Dan do like a feature length. 86 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,320 How far, 45 minute or long podcast? 87 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,360 And there's loads of other stuff. 88 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,320 There's merchandise giveaways, there's going to be ticket 89 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,720 giveaways. The light is changing outside 90 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,320 and that's affecting the camera. And this is a really shitty 91 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:44,200 camera that I bought for £180 and I regret it, but it's 92 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:48,360 patreon.com/tea with Me podcast and that's just the way it is. 93 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:52,840 My Waterfront Hall show is up on there as well in its entirety. 94 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,360 That's the only place you can get a Patreon. 95 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,080 So patreon.com/tea with Me podcast and at the end of this 96 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,720 pod. Give a shout out. 97 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,520 To all the Patreons, all the lovely people. 98 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,120 This is annoying because the sun has got stronger and it's coming 99 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,640 across my chest like blinds, but I don't think I have the 100 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,880 willpower. Or or the. 101 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,120 Faith to get up and close the blinds and that's just something 102 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,080 that we're going to have to deal with. 103 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,560 We have a sponsor, we have a sponsor. 104 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,280 We absolutely have a sponsor on Tea With Me, which I love, and 105 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,920 it's manscaped. We couldn't ask for a better 106 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,880 sponsor for this. Podcast guys, let's talk. 107 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,600 Pubes. OK, let's talk. 108 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,400 Pubes, people don't like to talk about it. 109 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,520 Everyone walks about. No, mine are smooth, mine are 110 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,840 nice. 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But then what? 153 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:57,120 What's weird is people really been enjoying for some reason, 154 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,480 the videos I've been putting up where I fell in the long one 155 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,240 afternoon when I was out for a walk with my wife when she was 156 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,520 heavily pregnant. Imagine the reality of this, 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,840 right? It's cruel in a way. 158 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,440 My wife just wanted to go for a walk. 159 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,120 I was like, let's go for a nice walk. 160 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,160 And then I was like, hey, action become Quentin Tarantino, start 161 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,320 directing, become Martin Scorsese, become Steven 162 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,720 Spielberg, start shooting basically. 163 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,160 So she had to hold the camera while I sang local TV and radio 164 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,600 jingles in like a singer-songwriter style. 165 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,160 And what's unbelievable is people absolutely go nuts for 166 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,919 it, which is great, but slighted people like those videos more 167 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:36,080 than a lot of my stand up videos and other things. 168 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,880 Disrespectful, but they're funny because. 169 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,840 I I. Can vaguely sing right, but I 170 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,080 could never be a singer and I'm not saying that like, you know, 171 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,000 humble brag, genuinely, I can't really sing but like from a 172 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,800 distance or whatever you might go, he's fine. 173 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,200 I could be in. I could be in the back. 174 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,440 I could be in a. 90s boy band like one of the guys who doesn't 175 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,480 really seem like Keith Duffy had a boy zone 100% by the way, he 176 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:05,880 has great eyes. No, what's funny is 1 in every 177 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,520 100 people will comment in those videos and say like. 178 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,800 This isn't very good. And they mean it. 179 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,480 And. That makes me aroused, very 180 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,920 aroused. I absolutely love that. 181 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,320 But it's funny and people, people go nuts for Condoleezza 182 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,120 Moy, people like we need to hear you want to be a Condoleezza Moy 183 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,880 and all I'll say is good things come to those who wait. 184 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:32,120 Guys, sip, sip. It's very rare my tea is 185 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,680 actually roasting for the start of the podcast because by the 186 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:38,400 time Mummy sorts herself out, her tea is usually cold and she 187 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,960 drinks it. Pretend that it's warm, but 188 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,520 usually during the podcast it's cold, so people are enjoying 189 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:49,320 that. Although here's a real fuck 190 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,200 that. That light is really doing my 191 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,640 head in. Should I get up and sort it? 192 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,440 Should I get up? And yeah, I'm going to get up 193 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,240 and sort it. And this is all going in the 194 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,800 pod, by the way. Don't you worry about it. 195 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,560 This is all going in the pod, gonna have to take my 196 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,840 headphones. Out and it's all good. 197 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,360 It's all good. Producer Dan will hit this. 198 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,720 Yeah, Producer Dan absolutely hits it and point me to turn the 199 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,400 light on. I'm not going to look bad on 200 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:17,720 camera. And we're back and producer Dan 201 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,920 hits this and it's all good and manscaped. 202 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,480 They're going to end their association with the pod and 203 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,200 also you can see that. There's a little. 204 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,480 Pile of my clothes beside me on the sofa in my spare room where 205 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,640 I do the pod. And I should have moved those. 206 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,680 There we go. That's us back, guys. 207 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,040 Welcome back. Should have moved. 208 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,840 To be fair. You've seen you've seen these 209 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,960 clothes. Anyway. 210 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,520 Yeah, that's us, guys. We're we're good to go. 211 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,760 We're good to go. And I want to apologise. 212 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,000 I don't know. I'm safe. 213 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,040 Deprived producer Dan is going to whip me for this. 214 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,160 Everybody knows that. There's a hashtag. 215 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,840 Free Shane Appeal. A bit like free Britney Spears. 216 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,000 He's like Britney Spears, Dad. He controls me. 217 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,400 He controls my finances, he controls when I sleep and it and 218 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,000 it needs to stop. But look, I'm just doing my 219 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,080 best. I'm just drinking the tea and 220 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,400 having a good time. I put one of those singer videos 221 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:12,760 up singing like one the one but buttercream, I think it was in 222 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:19,400 Yuri make it buttercream for the young and old and and they're 223 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,880 fun because they're the stupidest things I've ever done 224 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,840 and this but this is stupid, right? 225 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,080 This guy wrote totally innocuous, right? 226 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:34,280 This guy writes under the video something like something like 227 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,480 very good. He's like, you've lost weight, 228 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:40,880 though. And then I basically like, I 229 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,800 literally haven't like overlocked on like I honestly 230 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,480 haven't. And then there's this other guy 231 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,240 ruled under it saying. And again, he's probably like 232 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,400 somebody who likes the stuff, you know, And he, I don't think 233 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,160 he was trying to be a deck or anything, but he wrote like, 234 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,440 yeah, he's like, you look very thin. 235 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:04,520 And nothing, like genuinely, nothing on social media ever 236 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:09,000 really gets me to bite. Like, and I'm not, those 237 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,920 comments weren't even trying to get me to bite. 238 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,480 You know, it was very, very innocuous kind of throwaway 239 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,680 comments. And, and look, I threw myself 240 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,320 open to being slagged about absolutely anything. 241 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:25,160 So nothing should annoy me. But for some reason, a genuine 242 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,840 thing it is because of the lack of sleep, because of having a 243 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:31,200 newborn, you know, you kind of sleep for like 2 hours here, 2 244 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,240 hours there. And I mean, I'm only getting 245 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,160 like 20 hours a day of sleep at the minute, which is killing me 246 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,680 because, you know, you guys know I'm just 20. 247 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,360 Three. But what if I just slept? 248 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,400 23 hours a day, work for one hour a day, but really intense. 249 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,000 But I don't know why, but comments and I look thin really 250 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:56,200 just like not not offended me obviously, but kind of like got 251 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,840 me a little bit sad and and then I was kind of. 252 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,760 Sad because I was sad. You know, I was like, oh, 253 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,320 Europe's. I mean, I don't have a split 254 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,320 personality, but it was kind of like, it's upset. 255 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,320 It's upsetting that I'm upset. And then and then I just 256 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,960 thought, you know what, I'm actually, I don't know what I'm 257 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,320 getting annoyed at because and this is the way my brain was 258 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,560 working, right? I was like, no, do you know 259 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,960 what? I'm wearing an oversized jumper 260 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,760 in that video. So it just looks like I'm not 261 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:30,360 filling it out. And then I put a photo up of me 262 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:34,440 with my shirt off. And that is the sort of thing if 263 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,360 one of my friends told me that, I would be like, why on earth 264 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,840 did you do that? Now I put the photo in my shirt 265 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,120 off for a little bit of a laugh, but at the same time there was a 266 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,400 little bit of me being like, actually I'm very proud of my 267 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,160 shape at the minute. I'm throwing this up there and 268 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,080 then that could be cringe and a lot of on a lot of different 269 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,480 levels. And I still don't know why it 270 00:13:52,480 --> 00:14:00,520 offended me because the guys weren't being sly or they 271 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,920 weren't being rude or anything like that. 272 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,720 We're just probably just like messing about. 273 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:11,600 But but it's it's weird that it kinda affected me for about an 274 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,160 hour or two. And then that's why since the 275 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,800 MPC, I've been taking care. Yeah, I'm just fully on the 276 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,880 steroids now and, you know, trying to get up to 20 stone. 277 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,120 But I don't know why I felt. Compelled to share that. 278 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,920 But then that's just what you get sometimes on the on the 279 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,680 newborn like a sleep podcast, you just get some honesty. 280 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,360 And honestly, I know that I'm looking fabulous at the minute 281 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,560 and. Despite a guy, he's not getting 282 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,920 much sleep and definitely needs to get these Barber Mikey, but 283 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,520 can't because Mikey works out of Bangor. 284 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,080 That's a little bit too far for me to go. 285 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,040 Just at the minute, because I've got to help out in the house 286 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,480 because I have a baby, I'm looking good. 287 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,840 I'm looking good. I mean I'm not looking good but 288 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,640 all things. Considered I'm looking good. 289 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,160 And that's the main thing. And we're the zippers and we're 290 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,880 feeling good and we're just drinking tea. 291 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,880 That's all it is. And then I was done for a little 292 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,240 little minute and then I had a cup of tea and I was like, I'm 293 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,720 feeling good. And I went out and did a workout 294 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,920 and I felt good. And if anybody calls me then 295 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:16,320 again, I will be deleting every social media going to have. 296 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,880 I'm only joking. I am. 297 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:22,080 I am obviously like a slim guy, slim, shiny. 298 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:27,680 But then I don't know. I think I am quite I was going 299 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,360 to say like conscious over my looks. 300 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:34,440 That will come as that will come as news to no one, right, 301 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,840 because I can be a little bit of a vein guy, But but I think 302 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:42,120 that's mainly because, you know, not the at this point, Coldplay 303 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,240 would play behind me, but whenever I got diagnosed with 304 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,200 Crohn's disease. I I was a slim guy and then I 305 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,200 lost a lot of weight and I was like a skeleton guy and it 306 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,280 wasn't a good look because my hair was like this. 307 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,920 And I was like a skeleton and I thought, you know, be really 308 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,320 cool, even though I'm like 8 1/2 stone at the minute. 309 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,080 If I just like wore my hair to the other side. 310 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,480 And I genuinely did that. And maybe I'll post a photo of 311 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,560 that. I mean, I think it is still on 312 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,840 my Instagram and yeah, I look like a dead guy and I'm not, not 313 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,360 the look you kind of want to go for. 314 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:17,640 So I think since then I've been pretty like I, I am a little bit 315 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,080 being like a lot of people are like I definitely will look in a 316 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,200 reflective surface if I pass it, but I'm only sort of, I'm not 317 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,640 looking to just appreciate myself. 318 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,880 I'm looking to be like. On the but yeah, I've got like a 319 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,960 wee boogie or like something in my teeth or my hair is not 320 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,680 sitting right. So there is a little bit of 321 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,160 family. But what I want you guys to know 322 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,920 is I'm feeling good right now and sometimes we need to just 323 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,520 take a little bit of US time and that's what I needed to do in 324 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:45,440 that R and now I'm back to just being a being bitch and it's a 325 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,440 good time. So I'm buzzing about the idea of 326 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,840 stand up coming back, you know, with the pod. 327 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,320 I think we're looking to get into the studio from next week. 328 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,440 Next week the radio shows coming back on BBC Radio Ulster and I I 329 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,760 said last week on the podcast, these pods have been a little 330 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,000 bit rambly and like a bit of a just. 331 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,079 Stream of consciousness and, and, and that is true. 332 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,000 That's what they've been. I've actually really enjoyed 333 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,079 doing them and. I hope you guys. 334 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,760 Find them interesting whenever I can to, you know, open my brain 335 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,079 up and just. Let you have a little peek 336 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:23,119 inside, but that I did do this thing earlier where my manager 337 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,240 Joe got me to send them like a brief. 338 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:29,960 Biography of myself for this thing project that we're doing. 339 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,600 And then I had to like, I hate doing that kind of thing. 340 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,640 I don't like like everybody likes Prius obviously, but I 341 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,040 hate it when you have to like list your. 342 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,520 Achievements and write it in third person like you didn't 343 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,960 write it like. I was tempted to write it and 344 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,800 just be like, this is me writing this by the way, because you got 345 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,320 to write like. She and supported Bill Burr on 346 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,760 his Irish tour. You know you have to go She and 347 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:56,360 has a BBCTV show she and she and is nothing. 348 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,440 He is muscular. My dad just did one because it 349 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,240 was for a comedy project. Imagine like one line was just 350 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,720 about my comedy and the rest was like she and actually can do a 351 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,480 serious and my depressed up some one minute and and surprisingly 352 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,600 for a guy of his size, very, very strong. 353 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,200 And then I just wrote down on the PBS. 354 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,080 But for the. Thing, and this is maybe like a 355 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,840 Northern Ireland thing. Where I think we don't like to 356 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,280 big ourselves up. We like to blow things up, but 357 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,080 we don't really like to big ourselves up. 358 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,120 But I did and I had to. I had the right time. 359 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,960 Like all the things that I've done with TV and radio and live 360 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,840 stand up. And I had a real moment where I 361 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,640 was like, again, just emotional newborn father guy. 362 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,960 And at a moment where I was like. 363 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,240 This is all good stuff. Like I'm I'm not really a 364 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,480 reflective person. Like I used to set yearly goals 365 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,520 and all that kind of thing and I just don't do that anymore. 366 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,320 I just think now if I work as hard as possible. 367 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,120 And and make. The right decisions then 368 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,920 everything will work out. But I really like looked at what 369 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,840 I'd written and I was like, I've actually had a really good. 370 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,080 Career, you know, all things considered, being a guy. 371 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,280 That does a. I was going to say a strange 372 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,240 profession, but definitely out of the ordinary profession in a 373 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:23,760 small country to have done. The things that I've done and 374 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,360 look, I've done a lot of shit to, there's no doubt about that. 375 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,240 But yeah, I was, I was really proud of myself in in that 376 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,560 moment. And then I went back to being 377 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,040 like, you're a failure, you know, you'll never make it. 378 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,480 And then I saw myself in the maroon. 379 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,280 I was like, but don't worry about it because you're a sexy 380 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:44,560 big bastard, you muscular hunk. But it was nice. 381 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,760 Just have a moment. I was like, yeah. 382 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,240 This is this is good crack. And then I feel like all these 383 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,440 podcasts are me just saying I can't wait to get back to stand 384 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:52,840 up. But. 385 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,920 I mean, I mean, I've relentlessly. 386 00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:00,360 Been working on new material since lockdown started because 387 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:04,400 why the fuck wouldn't you? If you're a stand up, you know 388 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,560 this is the time to do all the. As many things. 389 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,960 As possible that you said you were going to do before. 390 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,200 You know what? I'm aware everyone's situation 391 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,680 is different. And like, obviously since we've 392 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,240 had the baby, things have slowed down temporarily a bit for me 393 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,560 because and everyone will have stuff going on where they can't 394 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,720 just be working all the time. But like guys, we've, we've had 395 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,320 about four or five months. You know, you should be rattling 396 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,000 stuff out, especially stand up material. 397 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,360 And I'm really, really excited to see, I'm really excited to do 398 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,640 new material after this and just to see all my friends new bits 399 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,320 because. There's nothing gets me excited 400 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,400 then friends of yours to do stand up, going up to try new 401 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,320 bits because it's funny if it works. 402 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,240 And if it doesn't work, it's also funny, you know, if someone 403 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,000 bombs with new material they think is good. 404 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,560 And it's also funny when it happens to me and I can 405 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,920 appreciate when I'm on stage in a bit doesn't work because you 406 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,120 can see your friends faces in the back on Ah, you Dick. 407 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,720 So, so yeah, buzzing the back to it. 408 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,080 Then I'm back to football training as well, which is which 409 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,120 is great. Like it feels like normality is 410 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,720 kind of coming back a little bit and, and well, it was coming 411 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,440 back a bit. And I'm in this like baby 412 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,720 cocoon, which is a lovely imagery of being in a baby 413 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,880 cocoon. So it'll be a while before I'm 414 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,320 back to, to more normal things. But it's, it's been a great, 415 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,160 it's been a great couple of weeks. 416 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:27,640 It's been really, really fun. And, and yeah, it's class Do I 417 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,880 don't, I don't really know how to describe it. 418 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,760 And I don't think I want to spend too much time talking 419 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,840 about obviously last week's episode was a lot about the 420 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,200 baby. And thanks very much to 421 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,480 everybody who sent a message saying congratulations and and 422 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,680 all that kind of thing. Every, everyone here is doing 423 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,640 good. So cheers. 424 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,720 Now let's do what we do. Let me have another step because 425 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:50,520 that is what I do. Oh, yeah. 426 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,440 Oh, yeah. So what we do is on the podcast, 427 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,160 we look at TripAdvisor reviews, but we look at the real negative 428 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,960 reviews for a bit of a laugh. My laptop is so hot and it's 429 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,440 really uncomfortable that it's on my knee. 430 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,480 But I'm going to persevere. So what we do is we. 431 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,080 Oh my God, look at that light. That's better. 432 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,560 Yeah, we look at really bad TripAdvisor reviews for places 433 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,200 in Northern Ireland and go through the worst ones, but a 434 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,840 couple of people have. Said to me no. 435 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,320 What you need to be doing is looking at the Amazon reviews 436 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:28,440 for Haribo sweets. Sugar free Haribo sweets I mean. 437 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,240 Why is that getting this many reviews? 438 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,840 I'm not sure, I haven't looked at these beforehand, but let's 439 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,920 get into it and let's see what people are saying about sugar 440 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:44,560 free Haribo sweets. Nicole Boley writes one one star 441 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,600 review and this is bear in mind, this is for Haribo Sugar Free 442 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,440 Sweets. The title of this is not good. 443 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,480 It's not good. The title is Diarrhoea while 444 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,000 driving. No diarrhoea. 445 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Definitely not a good thing. Certainly not a good thing 446 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:05,280 whilst driving. You know for sure, and this 447 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,440 person in the United States and they've written a massive. 448 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:14,440 Review They say one of our beloved physicians brought a bag 449 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,080 of gummy bears to work to share with the staff on on night 450 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,400 shift. A lovely thing to do. 451 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,560 Love it when someone brings a treats in and brings enough for 452 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,600 others because look at you coming in. 453 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,840 Yet. I hope you have enough to share. 454 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,960 Not realising they were the famous dreaded sugar free 455 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,400 gummies, multiple staff threw out the shift, grabbed the 456 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,240 handful while passing by and each have their own near miss 457 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,320 stories. But this is mine. 458 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,680 Why are people saying that this is making them go to the toilet 459 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,360 the next morning? I had to run an errand about an 460 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,800 hour and a half from my house. Sounds like they're dumping a 461 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,160 body. On the drive home, a curvy 462 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,760 Backcountry Rd, my stomach suddenly begins to cramp and I 463 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000 feel the immediate urge to empty my balls. 464 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,200 Frantic as I realised I'm not going to make it home, I start 465 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,080 searching for. A place to pull over, Sheila. 466 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,800 When you pull a car over Sheila, Sheila, pull over. 467 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,240 Sheila, pull over, Sheila, pull over. 468 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,560 I can't. There's no hard shoulder. 469 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,880 Fucking pull over, Sheila. The end of a gated logging Rd 470 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,200 perhaps? I'm speeding along, arching my 471 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,200 back, practising lamas, breathing techniques, anything 472 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,600 to stall the inevitable. I pass the first turn off that 473 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,440 has a sheriff's car. Parked at the end. 474 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,720 And keep searching with sweat pouring down my forehead. 475 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,440 I'm bubbling noises in my guts, the drone out, heavy metal on 476 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,840 the stereo, my bottles cramped up and expelled every drop of 477 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,480 liquid from my body at that point. 478 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,680 I'm now standing there with leggings full of hot liquid 479 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,680 stool, running into my shoes and debating what the next. 480 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,360 Best course of action should be, I mean, what it shouldn't be is 481 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,640 a night out. You know, if that's something 482 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,960 you were thinking of. Of course, I had no extra 483 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,520 clothes or tiles in my truck. I didn't know what to do. 484 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,640 After a few moments of self reflection, I decided to strip 485 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,480 off my. Shirt. 486 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,400 And lay them lay it on the seat of my truck and get inside. 487 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,920 It was rather uncomfortable drive home with the windows all 488 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,480 down and skin burning on the backs of my legs and buttocks. 489 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,360 It was the longest 20 minutes of time I've ever experienced. 490 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,720 I alternated between crying and laughing at the situation and 491 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:10,560 checking the speedometer. The tears streamed on my face. 492 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,120 I arrived home screeching to a halt. 493 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,600 I trick. Fast forward 3 weeks and I'm at 494 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,400 work hearing about the other incidents and a light bulb 495 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,080 clicks on 35 years old. I had to reset the clock. 496 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,760 For how long since you've last? Crapped your pants? 497 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,240 Lesson learned. Make sure the gummy bears are 498 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,480 not the sugar free version. I mean, and then, then this guy 499 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,640 called Sebastian writes one star review. 500 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,240 I weighed 189 lbs before I had these. 501 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,960 I'm now a skeleton. I mean, that's maybe where I've 502 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,800 gone wrong. That's me why I've lost a little 503 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,240 bit of weight. Is the fact that I might have 504 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,720 just eaten some sugar free haribo? 505 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,920 I mean, this could have been started by like a rival sweet. 506 00:25:49,920 --> 00:26:00,400 Company OK, let me see everyone just saying they're they 507 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,640 shitted. They shitted. 508 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,760 I got some of these in my stocking for Christmas. 509 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,760 I guess something hates me. It hurt. 510 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,360 I just got over the flu, now this. 511 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,520 I didn't realise it was the gummies, but after coming across 512 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,360 a meme online, 3:00 is way too many. 513 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,680 Way too many. Oh my God. 514 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,680 Joshua will do Want one or two more because some people don't 515 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,640 like it when you talk about poo, and I'm one of those people. 516 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,240 Joshua says eat if you dare. One star review. 517 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,840 I sit here writing this review at 4:00 AM from my porcelain 518 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,400 throne. A. 519 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,080 Fixture you will become all too familiar with if you choose to 520 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,480 eat these little cute bears from the pits of hell. 521 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,760 I had to eat a point of these little bastards after Man City 522 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,000 must have. Thought they were playing 523 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,000 American. Football the other week and lost 524 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,400 to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy, but 525 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,560 overall appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy 526 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,560 bears. After about two hours, with a 527 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,200 little more than some mild stomach crumps, feeling like one 528 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,800 would expect from eating a pint of candy, I began to wonder if 529 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,120 I'd eaten some duds. Like a slow buildup of a Martin 530 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,880 Scorsese film, Whoever those bears were waiting for their 531 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,440 baptism scene to destroy my insides. 532 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,680 It started with cramping, very akin to doing 1000 crunches and 533 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,720 then being forced to hold on to the hundred, 1000 and First 534 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,480 crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial run, which 535 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,880 opened the proverbial floodgates. 536 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,280 I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know know 537 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,360 that I want to send me back to the can for each year I've been 538 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,720 on this earth. In between gastrointestinal 539 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,360 bites of pressure washing the back of the inside the inside of 540 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,920 my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were 541 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,880 to punch me in the stomach. I'd explode. 542 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,000 To give you an idea, I'd spend $50 ordering UFC pay-per-view, 543 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,680 only willing to miss the last two or three fights of the main 544 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,600 card. I didn't stray too far from my 545 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,440 master bathroom thankfully for me and my marriage. 546 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,120 Fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the 547 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,400 evening under her sister in law's because trust me fellas, 548 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,760 nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing 549 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,080 with this with you. I'm no longer in pain but I'm 550 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,040 still having to make trips to my master bath on a regular basis. 551 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,400 80s if you dare, but be forewarned they are not to be 552 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,880 trifled with unless you want your toilet to be stage and 553 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,320 ground for repeat faecal rehearsals of the Red Wedding 554 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:25,440 from Game of Thrones. Wow, why is this such a thing? 555 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:32,640 Harry, Bow. Sugar free, Yeah, people are, 556 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,160 absolutely. Killing, I mean. 557 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,640 That's that's not a good price to pay just to have the sugar 558 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,120 free version of it. Wow. 559 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,000 I. I enjoyed that and I've also 560 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,320 enjoyed the fact that the light has changed 9000 times since we 561 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,920 since we've been making this podcast. 562 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,200 But I think that's OK. So I want to get into listeners 563 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,680 questions. That's what I want to do because 564 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,200 a lot of people have been getting in touch and we'll kick 565 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,440 it off with Twitter. Let's see who's here. 566 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,640 Terry Charlton kicks it off and says what happens if she and 567 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:17,840 Junior is a Liverpool fan and. This is a This is a thing I've 568 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,720 been thinking about recently. Do I? 569 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,760 Push. Onto my son, what football team 570 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,000 to support based on who his dad supports being a Man United fan. 571 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,080 And the answer is yes, I think you do do that. 572 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,160 My dad supports Man, I supported Man United. 573 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,640 My grandda wasn't a big football fan but kind of supported Man 574 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,880 United and my boy hopefully will support Man United. 575 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,480 It's a good time to be a Man United fan. 576 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,040 I'm not going to spend too long talking about football, but it's 577 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,360 a good time to be a United fan. It was considering calling him 578 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:53,040 Bruno Fernandez or Odion A Gallo, but we'll wait and see. 579 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,440 I will say this, he already has a kit that he that he wears 580 00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,240 every time on United play. So I am influencing, I am 581 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,840 influencing him from an early age. 582 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,800 This T is called my. I don't. 583 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,760 Fox would call T Everybody knows that. 584 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,840 Cheers for that, Terry. We also have questions from 585 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,120 Patrick Neal who says if the money toad was wrongly put in 586 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,880 the Magaberry, how would you convince the officers that you 587 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,240 were innocent? Also Congrats on the baby. 588 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,000 Thanks, Patrick. And if I was wrongly put in 589 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,240 Magaberry, how would I tell them I was innocent and. 590 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,760 I. Don't. 591 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,840 I don't know. What what I would, what I would 592 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,400 kind of do is maybe like become a bit of an annoying guy in 593 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,720 there. Like not any actual trouble, but 594 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,520 I think I'd always ask the time. This is the way I think you 595 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,120 could get out of gaol. It's a life act. 596 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,560 If you're in gaol and you want to get released, no questions 597 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:51,040 asked, just keep asking for the time and everyone will start 598 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,720 telling it and then they'll be going mate, you just asked me 599 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,000 for the we're in gaol. Like why do you need no time? 600 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,120 Go Oh no reason. What time is there event, even 601 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,640 if especially if you ask the prison guards, eventually 602 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,200 they'll go will you fuck up and you'll be like sorry, sorry, 603 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,760 sorry mate, sorry. What time is it there? 604 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,840 Eventually they will just release you. 605 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,920 They'll just release you and be like, we don't want to hear that 606 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,640 question anymore. So I'll probably do that or I 607 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,040 would do I wouldn't I wouldn't get them to release me. 608 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,400 I'll probably do some sort of escape. 609 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,560 I've seen enough films to kind of know how it works. 610 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,440 So I would probably. Mail myself. 611 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,920 But then I mugged myself off because I'd send myself back to 612 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:34,520 prison somehow. Ryan Davidson. 613 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,120 Is it true you didn't mean to score that goal at sea view? 614 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,480 It was really a cross, Ryan. I put the video up for everybody 615 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,320 to see. You know, there is going to be 616 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,800 doubters, there is going to be haters in life. 617 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,440 But all I will say is. Whenever former Northern. 618 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,280 Ireland international, Southampton player, Premier 619 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,240 League player Jim the Chilton squared the ball to me on the 620 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,680 volley. He knew what was happening. 621 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,560 Jim knew and the way I opened my body up to it, I think every 622 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,760 like because it wasn't a diagonal cross, I wasn't looking 623 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,200 for the back post. It was whipped to goal. 624 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,800 And you can. See that there's nobody making a 625 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,720 run that I would have crossed it to and I left my head up before 626 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:20,000 it so. Ryan, fuck off and yes, it was a 627 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,360 shot. No, but cheers for the question. 628 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,480 I did mean the score and it still remains the greatest goal 629 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:30,320 ever scored ever. Imagine I won the puska sword 630 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,080 run. Nice. 631 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,600 David Kelvel Never heard a surname Kelvin, so well done. 632 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,240 Have you ever scored a goal in an Irish League run? 633 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,680 I mean genuinely, those questions do just come one after 634 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,840 the other. I've made that up. 635 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,880 Yes David, I scored at Seaview. I've scored at Seaview, which 636 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,920 was a world class goal past former Northern Ireland 637 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,360 international and Southampton Premier League goalkeeper Alan 638 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,160 Blaney. I loved them because to be fair, 639 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,080 he was. He was 3 inches off his line. 640 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,720 So I've scored there. I've scored a hat trick at 641 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,280 Windsor Park. Genuinely true. 642 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,520 I've scored a hat trick at Stagmore Park where Dungannon 643 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,400 Swiss play. And I think that might. 644 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,720 Be it, haven't scored at the Oval. 645 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,840 So yeah, that's it. If I'm given the opportunity to 646 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,480 play it Irishly grounds, I'll score goals. 647 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,640 Gary says you can get rid of any town in Northern Ireland. 648 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,440 Which time would it be and why Portadon? 649 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,640 I can't actually say Portadon because as much as I've slagged 650 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,880 it off from Goldrick videos in the past, I've I've never really 651 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,680 been, I don't know, put it down well. 652 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,640 So I can't judge it. I mean, that is what Mike 653 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,800 McGoldrick does, just judges things. 654 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,400 But but I don't know, I couldn't say put it down. 655 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,360 I don't want to be disrespectful to the people. 656 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,480 I'd need to go to tell you it. Was a shit hole. 657 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,000 And I haven't been. What time would I get rid of? 658 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,120 There's nowhere really I've been that I as a town where I was 659 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,560 like, I don't know why, why this is here. 660 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,520 I mean, yes, I'll be honest, I have been in Crumlin, like not 661 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,280 Crumlin Rd, like Crumlin the village or the town or whatever 662 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,239 it is. And I was like, why is this here 663 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,400 at this altitude? You know, it feels like a place 664 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,000 that shouldn't be there. It's kind of like in the 665 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,920 mountains. And then you drive through it 666 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,320 near the International Airport and you're like, I don't know 667 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,400 how it is because it's it's near Belfast. 668 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,199 You know what I mean? Like it? 669 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:27,000 Is part of Belfast kinda but then it's like way up high and 670 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,639 it's just like 1 Main St and I've never been to it before and 671 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:33,719 I stumbled upon it by mistake and I felt like people didn't 672 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,080 want me to know it was there. So I don't know anymore, 673 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,360 informed Crumlin as a place. I don't know how it got there 674 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,639 or, or what they get up to, but I'd be keen to know. 675 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,960 Charlie, if you had a 500 foot yacht, what would you call it? 676 00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:51,280 I would. Well, here's the thing, if you 677 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,199 live in North Down, you have a 500 foot yacht, you know, that's 678 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,639 called a starter pack and then you move up. 679 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,880 I would call a probably HMS Chancer, you know, because it 680 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,240 would definitely have to be Mike McGoldrick going on it and not 681 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,560 me. But I don't think I'd like a 682 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,480 yacht because I've seen too many disaster films. 683 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,440 I do like We Swim in the Sea, but I wouldn't like to be out 684 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,560 there for that long. Although if I had a 500 feet 685 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,400 yacht, to be fair, probably we live on it like Nile. 686 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,000 Dalton says ideal day trip in Northern Ireland. 687 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,400 If I could go anywhere now post lockdown, because I haven't 688 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:33,000 really been anywhere far since lockdown, anywhere in Northern 689 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,920 Ireland I would probably go. Let me see. 690 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:42,040 Probably go up in North Coast, you know, very generic answer, 691 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,360 but you can't really go wrong. If it was a nice day, go up to 692 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,960 the North Coast, have some nice food in Harry Shack or what's 693 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,760 that there? Neptune and Prawn haven't been 694 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,000 there yet, but I would like to go beside. 695 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,600 There are more. Been there more a couple times, 696 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,720 always good, but the one that the other bar they own, I want 697 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,840 to go to that. And then I go to a walk around 698 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,680 Barry's and I get a chippy. I mean, I've eaten a lot of food 699 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,560 in this trip and I'd go go play on the beach and build castles 700 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:16,160 with my son and my wife, Castles in the sky, Martin Clukas says. 701 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:23,400 Who's your comedy inspiration? My comedy inspiration? 702 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,280 My comedy inspiration probably isn't. 703 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,400 Like a stand up, like there's obviously stand ups I really 704 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:34,760 like, but my comedy inspiration is probably probably just that. 705 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,560 By the way, this is a really wanky answer, right? 706 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,760 But probably just the environments I was in whenever I 707 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:45,320 was younger, like school, like mates in school, like family, 708 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,800 you know, like especially at my granny Peggy's house, because 709 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,680 there was always loads of people in the house. 710 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,440 You know, you have like some people, you have a granny and 711 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,640 loads of family members live in the area because like on my 712 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,960 granny St like. Loads. 713 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,480 Of my family still do live there. 714 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,040 So everybody was all I knew that was like the central place she 715 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,960 went was in the my granny's house. 716 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,400 There could be, you could go. There could be 12 people just 717 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,640 hanging out, drinking tea, smoking fags. 718 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,040 Because it was the 90s, you know. 719 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,720 And that environment was like an inspiration of comedy to me. 720 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:27,200 When I still think back to the vibe, because it was very much 721 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,760 like, you know, people slagged you. 722 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,560 You slagged them back in a very, very loving way, you know, But 723 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,880 like, if you did something wrong or you know, like you wore the 724 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,880 wrong thing, you got totally wrapped out over. 725 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:44,280 It and not but like no one. Crossed the line, you know what 726 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,000 I mean? Like that is what I enjoy with 727 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,960 friends and stuff like that. Like Dave, for example on the 728 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,120 mate Stevie or John, whoever I love. 729 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,520 I love being slagged off by friends and slagging them off. 730 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:01,600 So that that growing up in that environment was a was a big 731 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,800 inspiration and just that kind of like working class humour of 732 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,960 like put down, like creative put downs and quick turns of phrase. 733 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:16,640 I really like that. And yes, that that idea of if 734 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,240 you if you give it, you have to be able to take it. 735 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,080 So I always, I always like that. I always like that my granny was 736 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,000 was potential. My granny Peggy was potentially 737 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,800 no, not potentially the funniest person think I've ever met, just 738 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,920 in terms of being able to absolutely put you being like 739 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:41,880 being so loving, like so loving and like and great and like 740 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,800 almost like, you know, like a best friend in a way, but then 741 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,400 also able to just annihilate you in front of anyone and everyone 742 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,560 you know. And even even when she was 743 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,080 really old, even when she was like very ill just able to pull 744 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,760 a phrase out of somewhere and you're like, what her one of her 745 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:04,800 catch phrases was if you said, and I love this, if you said so 746 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,920 she she grew up New North Rd, New North Road, left school 747 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:15,760 really early to 2:00. No, at like, you know, 12/13/14 748 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:22,840 to work in the tobacco factory. And I imagine that was the kind 749 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,720 of environment that she grew up in where like you worked with 750 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,080 all your friends from the street, from the area. 751 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,040 And the crack was probably brilliant. 752 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,680 One of my favourite phrases my granny had was if you said like 753 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,760 if you were bragging about something which, which never 754 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:47,160 went down well in that time to those, to those people that grew 755 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,840 up in a, in a, in a tough way, you didn't, you didn't brag, you 756 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,520 were modest. You'd gone on with your work. 757 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,920 So they didn't like that. So if you said something like I 758 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,040 just, I got a new job or whatever and you really like 759 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,240 went to town on yourself, my granny would say you could rub 760 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,240 your arse with a broken bottle and you wouldn't get cut. 761 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:12,120 No, that is so good because it takes you a while to work out 762 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,800 what it means. And then by the time you've done 763 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,880 that, everyone's laughing and you're like, Oh yeah, boy, you 764 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,760 shouldn't have, shouldn't have been begging myself up as much. 765 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,520 So, so in a way, my granny's a big comedy inspiration and so 766 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,400 many people in my family as well, but my granny's just 767 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:31,280 proper, proper funny. Tell you this quick one went up 768 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,520 to where my granny was kind of like my granny. 769 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,360 Peggy was kind of like Lazarus in a few ways. 770 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:43,040 Like she would be like very ill, you know, she smoked like 3000 a 771 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,040 day and she like you were never really able to see her. 772 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,440 You'd go into the house, you know, which was, which was a 773 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,320 small house in White City in Hollywood and, and I was there 774 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,000 like 4 days a week, five days a week, whatever. 775 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,400 You just always went down to your granny's. 776 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:04,080 And it's hard for me to remember what she looks like because 777 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,800 there was always such a, like everyone in the family. 778 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,880 Barney smoked. No, like all, like most aunties 779 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,640 and uncles. My granny smoked, my grandda 780 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,360 smoked. So I don't really know what any 781 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,600 of them looked like because it was always such heavy, because 782 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,440 it was a small house, there was always so much smoke in there 783 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,800 that you never really could see your hand in front of your face. 784 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,960 And I wonder why I have asthma. But what was I What was I saying 785 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,680 there? Oh, I don't even know if I can 786 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,760 remember. Oh, yeah, right. 787 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,960 This is rambly. My, my granny would like, would 788 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,680 get sick, you know, she'd be in hospital. 789 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,840 This, I remember this happened like half a dozen times and I'd 790 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:50,200 always be told by my dad or, or yeah, my dad, he'd say like, 791 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:54,400 listen, your granny's not good, just to let you know, not that 792 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,200 you might not make it, but he, you know, he was basically 793 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,920 warning me like the worst could happen here, be prepared for it. 794 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,160 And I remember that happened loads of times. 795 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,920 And then my granny would. And then it's like, oh, your 796 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,840 granny's dead on, you know, just so strong. 797 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,280 And one time my cousin went up to see her. 798 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,160 Or. Did you do this to my dad? 799 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,280 My granny was in the hospital. She had made a bit of a 800 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,240 recovery, but whoever it was in the family didn't know that. 801 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,880 And she said to my Uncle Jim, whenever whoever's coming up to 802 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,240 visit here, when they come in, tell me when they're on their 803 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:32,600 way and will put a sheet over me and I'll just lie there. 804 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,400 They did that. And whoever it was that walked 805 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,000 in thought that my granny had died on their way up the 806 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,920 hospital. And then they realised that she 807 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,880 wasn't dead by like the shoulders moving under the 808 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,240 shade. And my granny burst out 809 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,080 laughing. And that for me is inspiration. 810 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:53,000 That's inspiration. And by the way, I've got 1000 811 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,920 stories like that that I could tell and loads that I couldn't. 812 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,600 OK, Karen Stewart says, will you and your boy be doing a stuff 813 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,960 for us flatly in years to come? I mean, I wouldn't rule it out. 814 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,680 I absolutely wouldn't rule it out there. 815 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,600 Those guy father and son that went on Britain's Got Talent and 816 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,720 they're both kind of sorry to say this guys if you're 817 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,440 watching, but here we go, fat and, you know, just two fat 818 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,280 guys. And that, well, the boy was 819 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,840 mainly like poppy fat, you know what I mean? 820 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:24,320 Like, like, it's fine, but the dad was like old school Greek 821 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:29,160 kebab fat and then and they just like, danced the boat to 822 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,160 Riverdance on Britain's Got Talent. 823 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,960 That was hilarious and people loved it and they made everybody 824 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,560 happy and feel good, including myself. 825 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,120 So yeah, I think we could do something like that, definitely, 826 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,520 although it would have to be the opposite because I'm a slim guy, 827 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,200 so I'm not going to be able to beef up for the Stavros flatly 828 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,280 thing. So I'm not sure what we could 829 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:51,720 do, Patrick Quinn says. Big friend of the pod, he says. 830 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,360 Do you plan to carry on the tradition of having a boys 831 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,080 holiday, the Tenerife for your son when he's old enough without 832 00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,600 walking in the concrete flower pot? 833 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,080 Really hoping to add some old school dance moves to your 834 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,720 smooth vocals videos. A man of Venice dance. 835 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,520 Thanks for that Patrick. As per Yeah. 836 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,520 So yeah, I have a bit of stand up out where I talk about me and 837 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,600 my dad used to do like an annual Tenerife lads holiday. 838 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,280 And I say lads holiday. It was me and my pensioner dad. 839 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:17,920 Check it out. It's on YouTube. 840 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,360 It's called stripping with my dad. 841 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:24,560 I think you'll find it. And then, well, I do an annual 842 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,080 trip to Tenerife. I love the idea of it. 843 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,440 I absolutely love the idea of it. 844 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,000 But we'll see. Who knows what? 845 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,440 Like in that time probably, you know, technology will have moved 846 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,160 on so much that you don't go on holiday, you just put like a 847 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,480 headset on and then you get spray tan. 848 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,120 I don't, I don't know. It's going to, it's not going to 849 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,760 be the same. And Tenerife probably won't be 850 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,760 the hip hop in place. I don't think it ever was the 851 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,360 hip hop in place, but I like to go there, but a lot of people 852 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,960 don't because like, there's not much to do here, but I just like 853 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,720 to sit in the sand and get a time and I hope that's OK. 854 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,800 Yeah, Patrick, let's just say this and I can tell you this 855 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,120 because you're a friend of the pod. 856 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,040 Let me say this So. And yeah, I want to just one 857 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,640 more time apologise for last week. 858 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,480 No one got in touch and he said no, Ballard to be precise. 859 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,840 And he said my boyfriend is a Belfast guy in China, but he's 860 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,320 not the Belfast guy in China. And I said, oh. 861 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,240 That's, that's the Belfast guy in China because I didn't really 862 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,720 read the message and Patrick has changed his username to to not 863 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,040 the Belfast guy in China anymore. 864 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,360 So he maybe had to change it because. 865 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,720 I know it. Is still Belfast guy in China, 866 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,520 but you know, he's just he's rebranded also if Patrick Quinn 867 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,160 and I think that was maybe because there was some sort of 868 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,960 confusion. Patrick, I want to apologise. 869 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:45,840 I want to apologise. OK, Old school dance moves to go 870 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,240 to my smooth vocal videos. Let's just say mommy has 871 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,760 something up her sleeve. There's a video people have been 872 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,000 asking for. It's common, but let me work on 873 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,400 the production side of it a little bit and we'll leave it 874 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,160 there. Lexi Holiday, the main man says 875 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,120 China teacup or big as a bucket. Somewhere in between, Lexi, 876 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:13,000 Somewhere in between you yeah, you don't want to go too small 877 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,560 because then you're going to need multiple cups. 878 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,200 Although I do like to get the pinky out and then put my finger 879 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,760 out and I put the big Sports Direct mugs. 880 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,880 I used to frequently drink those when I worked in the call 881 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,920 centre. Because you were bored. 882 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:30,120 You just drank tea. But I think somewhere in 883 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:30,720 between. Like what? 884 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,600 I'm. Yeah, perfect. 885 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,280 What I'm drinking, I don't know, is a big cup. 886 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,320 If you're watching the video version of the podcast, it's a 887 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,640 big cup. Look, there it is compared to 888 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,320 the size of my head, although I have pretty big head. 889 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,840 And so somewhere in between because if it's a big Sports 890 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,520 Direct mug, it gets too cold too quick. 891 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,640 And if it's in the small one, you don't get enough tea for 892 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,440 your money. So. 893 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,040 So yeah, some somewhere in between. 894 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,880 But there's no wrong answer. If the tea is good, I'm 895 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,760 stepping. Matthew Merlin says how often 896 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:04,960 are you accused of plagiarism? Yeah, monthly, maybe once a 897 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,240 month someone will be like here, mate, you stole this from this. 898 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:12,840 And the answer is always inevitably I I didn't because if 899 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,520 I did, you would know that I have done it if that made sense. 900 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,840 Like I'm putting my video out there to so many people. 901 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,360 When you consider like Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, 902 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:26,160 I'm not going to like I was doing it. 903 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,440 That being like someone who's been doing this for a long time, 904 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,800 I'm not going to watch something and go, no one's going to have 905 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,400 seen this thing that I'm going to take this from, you know? 906 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,240 Yeah, look, it happens. I put, I know what you're 907 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,880 talking about there. You put, you're talking about I 908 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:49,000 put in my golden video up and then and some someone wrote 909 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,520 under it. In fact, I'll read it because I 910 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,200 don't want to get it wrong. Yeah, I mean, it is enjoyable. 911 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,200 While I get this up, there was the Lemmy 1. 912 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,440 You know, it's not like I'm not going to talk about it, you 913 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:09,680 know, because look, yeah, people, people do it like you. 914 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,880 You can do things that are kind of influence. 915 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,920 But then if it's pointed out to you and you're like, actually, I 916 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,240 didn't mean not to be like that, so I'm not going to do that 917 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:20,520 again. But I did something that people 918 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,960 said. This is very similar to a Lemmy 919 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,520 thing, which was a video of me being like, alright, bro, what 920 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,440 are you at and all. And it cuts between two guys. 921 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,160 And I had seen the Lemmy video beforehand. 922 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,320 So I I had seen the sketches that people were talking about. 923 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,440 So I'm not going to be like, look, I had no idea. 924 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,800 I had seen that where it's two guys talking at a house party 925 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,880 and it cuts back and forth. But the video that I did, I 926 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:52,280 think on this podcast, before I'd even done that video, I said 927 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,640 me and my wife for a walk and there was 2 fellas on two sides 928 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,400 of the road with nothing to talk about, but they knew each other 929 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,440 and it was the middle of lockdown and one guy, he's like, 930 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,240 alright mate, what are you out and all? 931 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,480 And his mate went just out walking here and all. 932 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,840 And then I was like video, that's a video of two guys with 933 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,480 nothing to say. And it just gets weirder and 934 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,680 weirder. But looking at the Lemmy thing, 935 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,040 similar, yes, in terms of the camera style, the way a cup 936 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,560 between, yes, it was similar. So as a result of that, I'll 937 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,360 either not do it again or just work out a way where you're 938 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,480 going. All right. 939 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,760 It is. It is a different idea. 940 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,880 And but yeah, sometimes you got to be like, can see what you 941 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,800 mean. It's not that, but I can, I can 942 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,000 understand where you're coming from. 943 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:40,320 And yeah, what happened was I put up the McGoldrick video and 944 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,120 no, somebody will know. Somebody won't. 945 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,440 I've been doing the Mike McGoldrick character since 2014, 946 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,600 all right? A lot of people would say, hey, 947 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,120 man, that's seven years too long. 948 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,720 In fact, it might even be longer than that. 949 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:57,400 I think it is. And this guy Aaron was like, I'm 950 00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,280 getting Paddy Ralph vibes here. Anyone else or is it just me? 951 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,320 No, he's amended that because I think he said Paddy Mick Roth, 952 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,040 but I think he's edited the post. 953 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:15,000 And I said, what do you mean? Because I love saying that. 954 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,040 Right you go. What do you mean? 955 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:22,240 And he said watch Paddy McGrath and you'll see what I mean, lol. 956 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,040 That whole posh accent thing and all and the whole name thing. 957 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:30,880 That's Paddy bro. And I said flip mate, you're 958 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,520 right. Just wanted to try this 959 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,720 character and see how it goes. We'll delete now. 960 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,000 And he liked it thinking I was going to delete it. 961 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:49,680 So yeah, Matthew, it happens. And also, yeah, yeah, yeah, 962 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,760 that's happened before where people are like, oh, you've 963 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,080 you've stolen from that character. 964 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,960 It's not like it's not annoying to really get accused of it 965 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:02,960 because usually you're able to like, put people right kind of 966 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:07,360 quick. So yeah, yeah, it has happened. 967 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,680 But like, not, not too often. Like the Lemmy thing really did 968 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,840 like kind of not kick off, but there was like, not like it was 969 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:19,960 jumped on by quite a few guys and yeah, without because. 970 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,400 And then here's the thing. You don't want to like I'm 971 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,960 explaining now on the podcast because we're talking about in 972 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,880 the right environment, but you don't want to be like a 32 year 973 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,120 old guy sitting in his house right now. 974 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:34,360 Like a defence, you know, you, you think hopefully people 975 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,400 understand. And if not, then that's fine. 976 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:43,120 But do do check, but do but do check out. 977 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:50,800 I basically have a new sketch coming out and it's it's a red. 978 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,960 I wrote it. But there's one where this fella 979 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:58,440 basically is talking to his mate and he sees a car going down the 980 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,240 street the wrong way and he goes wrong. 981 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:06,840 That's going wrong way down a one way St And then it escalates 982 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,160 and he gets a record deal with that single. 983 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,120 So that I'll just leave it at that. 984 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,560 But that's one of mine. That's an original 1 of mine. 985 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,720 JB says. Who's Jeff? 986 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,840 Bryant But Jess, I like that you've you're now rebranded as 987 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,320 JB waiting for the legal one. I mean, I'll be honest, guys, 988 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,360 I've messed up because it wasn't a podcast question. 989 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,160 It wasn't. It was a reply to to the videos 990 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,680 I was doing of local supermarket jingles and all that kind of 991 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,800 thing. And Jazz, just like a lot of 992 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,280 people has a request and it's a little one jazz. 993 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,680 I know you didn't ask podcast, you probably don't listen to the 994 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,800 podcast, which is totally fine because everyone has a right to 995 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,200 listen to podcasts whether they want to or not. 996 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,000 I'm not going to do a little one because I addition to the voice 997 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,160 over for the little ads in Northern Ireland for radio and 998 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,080 it's really well paid. And I didn't get it. 999 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:54,120 And someone kind of said, Yep, it looks like you've got it. 1000 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,360 And then I thought great, but then I didn't get it. 1001 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,840 And now I hear those ads all the time. 1002 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,680 So, you know, they went with someone else and that's their 1003 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,960 decision. But that, you know, I don't shop 1004 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:10,040 there anymore. Laura. 1005 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:15,920 Says, Oh yeah, the picture of Elon Musk and Kanye West 1006 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,920 controversial question mark. Yeah, because they're talking to 1007 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,840 Elon and Kanye, which by the way, shouldn't be in the same 1008 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,520 room, those guys, because Kanye West has crazy ideas and Elon 1009 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,160 Musk has the money to make it a reality. 1010 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,160 You know, Kanye West needs to be around people like me where he's 1011 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,120 like, we should, we should put rockets in everybody's trainers 1012 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,680 without telling them. And then we should all see if we 1013 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,360 can go to Saturn. Because if he said that to me, 1014 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,120 I'd be like, man, I wouldn't even know how to do that. 1015 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,160 I wouldn't even know how to get there. 1016 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,960 Do you just go up? But he says that the Elon Musk, 1017 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,040 Elon Musk site, right, bro, will have this sandwich 1st and then 1018 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,680 we'll sort that out. Yeah. 1019 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,920 They weren't orange. I mean, I don't. 1020 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,000 I would like to see it. I would like to see Kanye become 1021 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,360 the creative director for the 12th of July next year. 1022 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,160 I think that'll be a lot of fun, and I think it would, yeah, it 1023 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,280 would be enjoyable for sure. Controversial, definitely. 1024 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:08,760 Those guys know what. They're at, Jenny says. 1025 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,480 OK again. Not a podcast question, I'll 1026 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,160 call it. People just look in major 1027 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:20,280 requests for these videos. Matthew Blair. 1028 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,680 Matthew, I can. Click on that link. 1029 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,040 For some reason it's not let me do it, so I'll roll that over 1030 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,240 to. To next week's pod. 1031 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,440 Let me take a screenshot of that. 1032 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,200 My brother brother just to make sure I do it. 1033 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:39,120 Let me see. Ryan Doyle just this is mainly 1034 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,360 for the video people says, I think it's great you helping 1035 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,240 Dave wash his face before the podcast. 1036 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,640 Now if you can see that in the video version, that's just a guy 1037 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,200 shaving a big massive buffalo's face and that's enjoyable. 1038 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,200 That's really enjoyable. Guys. 1039 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,360 Just going to make sure there's no questions on Twitter before I 1040 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,320 wrap this up. And there isn't, which is great. 1041 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,080 So there, there you have it. A little bit of a rambly pod as 1042 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,360 always, but I'm still in the baby cocoon and I don't know 1043 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,920 what I'm getting out. Basically I'm like OJ Simpson, I 1044 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,800 don't know what I'm getting out. I'll be honest though, OJ 1045 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,000 Simpson isn't in gaol anymore, so that metaphor does not work 1046 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000 in any way. patreon.com/tea with me podcast. 1047 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:16,680 Get the bonus podcast, get the merchandise giveaways, get the 1048 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:21,600 ticket exclusive news. The mystery venue shows I'm 1049 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:27,400 going to be doing are we'll take it out. 1050 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,400 We'll take it out. It's all good. 1051 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,240 Yeah. Although all that news will be 1052 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,800 on the Patreon before it's anywhere else. 1053 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,680 Check out the Patreon if you aren't able to support the 1054 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,320 podcast on Patreon. That's totally sweet. 1055 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,200 What? I would love it. 1056 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:44,480 I would love it if you could go on the Apple podcast, either 1057 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,040 rate and review the podcast, which would be brilliant, or if 1058 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,560 you do listen and you want to share that out, an image of it 1059 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,560 on a your Instagram story or Twitter or whatever, so your 1060 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,760 friends see it. That will go a long way and I'd 1061 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,600 really appreciate that. We could spread the word. 1062 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,400 We can get everybody drinking from the same cup. 1063 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,240 Not literally though, because of herpes, you know. 1064 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:08,520 So there we go. Thank you very much. 1065 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,600 Sip, sip. We'll see you with a guest on 1066 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,720 Friday. I don't know who the guest is 1067 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,520 going to be. We're being edgy and we're just 1068 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,480 going to have a mystery guest. Let's see what happens. 1069 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,440 Thank you very much guys. See you later.