1 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:13,920 Boys, we did it. We're back. 4:30 AM start me, 2 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:19,600 Calvin, Jordy Clonic, healthy, Patrick's brother. 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,920 I've been sitting on that for 12 hours. 4 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,440 Back up a road, called in to do Ireland. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,760 AM we talk show just on the way back opposite. 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,200 I'm in the area. I do that. 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,560 I do it every time we come back from clinic. 8 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,480 Guilty. And we made it here. 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,720 Can't tell some Mickey Barton, my guest. 10 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,800 Can't tell some. Yeah, Clonic healthy show last 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,200 night in the bars. Folk bars that was called. 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,600 The bars folk bar. That's how they pronounce it. 13 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,240 The bar don't you Bars folk part I wouldn't call. 14 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,640 The best tour show I've ever known my life, really. 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,240 Yeah, this Your Terror Show Tour shows seem to be getting better 16 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,720 every time It's good that happens. 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,560 You mind the other way I go. It started well, right? 18 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,640 Much like sex starts with a great promise, yeah, and ends 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,080 with me common on a tissue me own, which is 7 I. 20 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,760 Don't know why I said that. I never said some, but like, I 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,680 didn't mean to what you would say. 22 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,640 I was going to be like just seven guys sitting watching. 23 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,680 Yeah. But I don't. 24 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,280 And I have no money at the end of it, ladies. 25 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,280 Gentlemen, my my guest today is, is Mickey Barton. 26 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,880 Good in tag. You said you're retired as well. 27 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,240 I'm knackered. Why are you tired? 28 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,840 You're not sleeping. No, I've been sleeping. 29 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,760 I'm all sober and sleeping. Fucking meditate and all. 30 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,240 I think it's just this. You meditate? 31 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,880 Nah, just thinking about drinking. 32 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,640 I just look at fucking bottles of whiskey and go. 33 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,960 Yeah, no, I think I've just. This has been the first week in 34 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,200 a long time. I've been gigging every night of 35 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:37,760 the week. Yeah. 36 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,120 So we were, we did the student unions together. 37 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,720 And then I was in my heartfelt last night and I'm just like 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,680 I'm. How was that terrace? 39 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,400 Terrace will tell great we fucking room if you get a chance 40 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,560 to go down, just great we club. But a packed line up. 41 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,400 Really fun to gig with Leanne Mccurry because Leanne Mccurry 42 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,440 being being a gay woman will point out hot girls in the 43 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,920 audience and it doesn't feel as sexist to objective high women 44 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,720 whenever she's done at first. Yeah, yeah. 45 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,600 Well, the whole not one there. I love being your friend. 46 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,840 Bring a dog and that's a fella. They should bring a dog. 47 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,920 No should bring a dog. Dog came to the pod. 48 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,800 Really affect. Yeah, well, he's terrified 49 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,000 waiting for the dogs. Yeah. 50 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,880 Proper frail dogs like. It's only a wee dog. 51 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,640 I have met her dog. It's only we fucking yeah. 52 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,800 She said Willie. I suppose that's probably is 53 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,760 there. But you sure? 54 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,360 You sure? Any almost sharks? 55 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,960 I'm scared of crocodiles. Yeah, crocodiles, snakes, 56 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,280 spiders. I'm scared of hippos if I'm in 57 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,200 the wild. Yeah, yeah, I'm scared of cats, 58 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,480 but only because I'm allergic. I quite like them, but I know 59 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,000 that my eyes will swell up and get all sneezy. 60 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,240 So yeah, I don't like the way. I don't like the way they just 61 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,880 brandish their bum holes around. So like cattle just walk around 62 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,760 your house? That's our toilet. 63 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,680 No. You ever seen a catwalk around a 64 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,600 house? Tail up. 65 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,720 Just like my dot. I think it's. 66 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,640 Rude. We dot cotton. 67 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:58,320 Yeah, just we balloon. That was closer to Rocky. 68 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,640 That was my grandma's cat. You haven't seen it? 69 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:10,040 Oh no. That's was so black. 70 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,040 Oh my God. Welcome to blind date. 71 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,520 That's Miss Peggy didn't did. You used to watch any soaps? 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,920 I used to fucking love this. I used to love so I used to. 73 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,200 I remember it like, you get home from school, right? 74 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,880 I got home before the rest of the family. 75 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,840 Quick wank and then EastEnders. So you'd watch. 76 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,320 It was an Australian show. It was on before Home and Away. 77 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,400 Quick wink. So it's like a wee suburb. 78 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,600 I've got down a quick wink to get that back and spam. 79 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,520 But you would watch. I never watched Home and Away. 80 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,200 It wasn't into it, no. But you would start with 81 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,600 Neighbours, right? Right. 82 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,160 You watch Neighbours have your tea. 83 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,560 Yep, right. Maybe catch a bit of news 84 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,480 around. I know what's going on the 85 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,240 world. See what Laser's reporting on 86 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,600 like. Go upstairs, pretend to your 87 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,120 homework. You don't do your homework, and 88 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,760 then it's like fucking fucking EastEnders kicks in. 89 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,600 Yeah, I watched Hollyoaks for a bit, but I would do that. 90 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,800 I would do. I loved Hollywood. 91 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,160 Hollywood after Dark. We talked about that before. 92 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,760 It was, yeah, I remember, I remember that one episode of 93 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,640 Hollyoaks After Dark was the moment I realised I might have a 94 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,160 small Willy. Because you remember there was 95 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,840 one of the wrong holidays and there was a silhouette, one of 96 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,480 the guys getting a boner. But it was massive. 97 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,240 I really like my shadow. I don't. 98 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,440 I put a bedside lamp on. Yeah, yeah. 99 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,960 And there's no way that was his. No, fuck, I hope not. 100 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,040 Yeah, just the blood that would eat faint. 101 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,200 I am I I I was like AI, like green chill biker Grove. 102 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,320 Can another? Fucking green chill as well, 103 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,240 yeah. With them I do Hollyoaks and I 104 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,360 do probably was quite into Emerdale. 105 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,440 You know, I like the Amity. I'd stick I'm ready alone when 106 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,040 Patty cans it wasn't. I would stick it on the third 107 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,160 rank of the day and then umm, I want to joke, but I was really. 108 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,320 Annoyed for the 4th. But I love the EastEnders corn 109 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,560 industry. You'd watch 171 half 7 right? 110 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,240 But then what I don't didn't like about that time was the 111 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,400 soap mags to just tell you what's going to happen. 112 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,160 Yeah, true. I. 113 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,360 Didn't like it. Yeah, You know, I like the the. 114 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,480 Suspense. Yeah. 115 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,760 Even like when Dirty Dam was coming back. 116 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,400 You knew Dirty Dancing I think is your favourite era of soaps. 117 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,040 I was more of what did you call the guy that killed Ashley's 118 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,040 wife? Remember the serial killer in? 119 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,400 Cornish man, I'm fucking way behind. 120 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,600 But you remember that. What do you call him? 121 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,760 Started. Was he nasty, Nick? 122 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,520 No, that was Big Brother, the guy. 123 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,080 No, there was a. GAIL Platt Nick Cotton No, Nick 124 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,800 Cotton was was GAIL Platt's son. He was played by. 125 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,240 I'm talking about Doc Cotton, son. 126 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,680 Oh, you're talking about standards. 127 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,160 I'm talking about Coronation Street, right. 128 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,120 So there was the guy who was he was married to Gale Platt. 129 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,680 He killed Ashley's wife. He killed Ashley. 130 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,840 You killed me, wife, man. She's covered it, so she's dead. 131 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,360 And remember, because it was real, it was kind of like, this 132 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,560 is fucking terrifying, violent, but also kind of funny because 133 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,520 he had to wear a shovel or something. 134 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,960 Yeah, but that, that was a fucking great area when he going 135 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,200 to get caught because he was killing efforts and you couldn't 136 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,000 move to Cornish St for pension. Curly Watts. 137 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,440 Don't ever call me out again. I've shaved them. 138 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,200 But yeah, I wouldn't be in this up now at all like it for. 139 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,280 You, I couldn't tell you. Who's but I got big into them 140 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,800 for a. While yeah but soap stars used 141 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,240 to be mega stars. You're right. 142 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,960 Do you mean they used to be fucking super Widget Widget 143 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,160 Widget Ridge? Oh, is it Ian Bale? 144 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,080 I keep thinking of GAIL Platt's son. 145 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,320 Who memory brought that song right? 146 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,120 Adam Ricketts. Adam Ricketts, That's the guy I 147 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,840 was thinking of. Yeah, I copied his haircut for a 148 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,240 while. Remember that was the curtains 149 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,360 were big. Blonde curtains. 150 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,760 Yeah. And you know who was a wee sexy 151 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,800 boy? Jack Ryder from. 152 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,920 Jack Ryder was a very sexy. Boy he marry Kim Marsh. 153 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,320 He did marry Kim Marsh and she was a sexy, she was a sexy, she 154 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,240 was a sexy. So she was a sexy pop star at 155 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,760 the time. Can we some sexy soap babes? 156 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,960 Yeah, absolutely. Can I give you one? 157 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:51,560 Yeah. And then I'm just banging out 158 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,880 because I'm so tired for the last light part of the week and 159 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,600 I'm just bombing. You and fight him off. 160 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,880 I'm not sure the sound of your balls. 161 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,200 Yeah, umm, sorry. So she was in Emmerdale, She had 162 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,600 red hair. She was in her like late 40s. 163 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,760 Diane, she was a very sexy So what? 164 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,080 About the blonde Australian lady from Emmerdale I. 165 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,160 Don't remember her? She's a barmaid, was she? 166 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,920 Who was also in home and away? She was in home and away back in 167 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:25,120 the day in Australia. Right blonde Australia Australia 168 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,040 Emmerdale Try that. Yep, that's the very one. 169 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:33,240 Emily Simmons, yes. Absolute terrible babe. 170 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,960 Good day. Who else? 171 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,120 She's look at her. Mercedes from Hollyoaks was 172 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,560 like, was it for a few years? Then she started getting all 173 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,760 that weird plastic surgery when she was getting too skinny. 174 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,800 And did she get like a hip graft or something? 175 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,880 Her hip got her hip shaved down. Really, there was weird kind of 176 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,800 popular things that get done. Big more We MO. 177 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,800 Big MO. Yeah, all the big MO. 178 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,480 Gary Oldman sister. Yeah, not much cats. 179 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:03,640 Later all over. Yeah, the leopard print. 180 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,080 Yeah, total. Snake Alfie. 181 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,720 Who else? There was, there was, but there 182 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,520 was, there was some very fucking handsome soap man. 183 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,800 Oh, do you know? What I mean, I'll throw it out 184 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,320 there, right? Grant Mitchell back in the day, 185 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,680 yeah. Daddy, Yeah. 186 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,320 Yeah. Mega Daddy. 187 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,040 Yeah. Jimmy, Frank Butcher. 188 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,720 That's go for it. Frank Butcher could talk into 189 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,640 bed. Like, yeah, he could talk into 190 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,960 the wording title. Yeah. 191 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,679 Oh Mickey, every for up your pet. 192 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,400 Just me off. Mick. 193 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,240 He what? Yeah, he would. 194 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,640 Get my apartment into my ass. He had like a Larry Lamb kind of 195 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,400 thing. Larry Lamb, also a daddy. 196 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,600 He was. He was in a super. 197 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,760 He's finished for a while. Did he not play? 198 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,160 That's right. Danny Diary, his wife. 199 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,240 Peggy's husband. You didn't watch it for long 200 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,520 enough, it got a bit crazy. Also Bart. 201 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,160 Bob's Windsor. Oh yeah. 202 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,960 Yeah, absolute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 203 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:03,800 There was a couple of wheels. Oh, baby, baby, baby. 204 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:08,280 DeMarco was a fucking stunner. Was in, was in EastEnders for 205 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,600 like 10 years, never cleared his throat. 206 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,160 Yeah, yeah. It just was you. 207 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,640 Yeah. How you doing? 208 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,760 How you doing Mike? Broadcast is Bebe was proper set 209 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,840 to be we. Beard. 210 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,040 No, we tiny. Thing Beard. 211 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,240 Yeah, I love that. He was very cute. 212 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,640 Who was the guy that it was? Nick. 213 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,520 Nick Cotton. Was he? 214 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,400 He was sexy boy. When he or was he? 215 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,880 No, he was the dodgy one. What did you call the guy? 216 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:34,560 Big fucking Jack, Dude. Who was Cat's son? 217 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,800 There was A and B's brother and EastEnders 3 and B's 218 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,920 illegitimate brother or something. 219 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,920 Oh, nice. Big movie star. 220 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,120 Yeah, yeah, right, right. I know who you mean. 221 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,560 He was, yeah. Yeah. 222 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,560 The chop bars open so people want to fire in sexy suit men 223 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,880 and women. Just just I third, third from 224 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,800 the top down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 225 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,400 Yeah, what a honk. Yeah, yeah. 226 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:03,080 Billy Mitchell. Billy Mitchell in a way. 227 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,480 I mean, he had a certain charisma, but him? 228 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,560 Would you? Genuine question, right? 229 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,800 Would you be in a soap? No, you wouldn't. 230 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,280 Be. I don't know. 231 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,560 I don't know. For a year, no stand up being a 232 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,960 SOAP pretty pretty good role, well paid. 233 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,600 But they're like, I'm equal, don't you? 234 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,960 Don't stop. I 100% yeah, you would do it. 235 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,600 Yeah. Don't have to write your own 236 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,480 jokes for a while. You're planning a fruit vendor. 237 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:33,040 At the mean, you can't call my these, but John a banana. 238 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,400 Guess where it is. Yeah, that'd be good. 239 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,560 Crack, wasn't it? Not for me do. 240 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,960 You think the shooting schedule be too much? 241 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,360 Yeah, learning the lines and all. 242 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,040 And I tell the money isn't what it used to. 243 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,080 Be no, no. Do you know? 244 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,120 What I mean? No, B was probably the last, 245 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,040 Yeah, the last star like. My ideal job though on anything 246 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,280 would be gone through from friends. 247 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,920 Yeah, because he was in the background pretending to make 248 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,280 tea. Yes, and at one point was on 249 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,960 Underground episode. You serious? 250 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,280 Yeah, and he's probably not even making the tea. 251 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,560 Well, not anymore. He's dead. 252 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,800 No, he's not. He is dead, gone through, died a 253 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,760 couple years ago. You're choking me. 254 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,680 Swear to God. Of what? 255 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,960 I think it was cancer. It's hard to make fun of that. 256 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,880 Ah, God, we're through a wiggle these iPods. 257 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,480 Yeah, and I just found out. Don't there's gone. 258 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,520 Don't we have a question please? Quickly. 259 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,280 A few suggestions. Peter Barlow and Steve McDonald, 260 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,920 somehow both lotharios. Steve McDonald. 261 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,000 Steve McDonald, she's. Not saying they were cute, but 262 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,480 he's not the. Numbers, but Peter Bart Peter 263 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,120 Peter Barlow's gots on the bed. Which ones? 264 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,160 Peter Barlow? Bring, bring, bring. 265 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,040 We look. He's he's. 266 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,600 What do you call Cam Barlow's son? 267 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,680 He's troll. He's tortured like he's 268 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,360 troubled. But. 269 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,680 Oh, here I 100. Percent I look at. 270 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,640 He looks like he was in the SAS. He's one. 271 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,240 I'm just thinking sexy out middle. 272 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,280 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 273 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,880 He dares get sucked off. Ken Barton was there. 274 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,560 Yep, Yep. Oh, definitely. 275 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,560 We might Baldwin too. He's a. 276 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,440 Remember he was going well, he shot the one that might know he 277 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,160 he rather he had the underwear. Alec Baldwin. 278 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,920 Yeah, no. Oh yeah, sorry. 279 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,200 A. Few people saying Jason 280 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,880 Grimshaw. Ah, forget about it. 281 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,520 Remember, his was his brother in Emmerdale. 282 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,880 A little bit 10, yeah, Logan. He was. 283 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,120 And then the girl he went out with as well. 284 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,480 Very cute. Is she the girl? 285 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,800 Oh the played Gill Platts daughter? 286 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,600 Yeah, yes. Was his brother going with a 287 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,320 girl in Emmerdale who went on Big Brother? 288 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,720 I remember she caused the whole stink. 289 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,640 She's like, he just hit me, yeah. 290 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,400 And forgot that it was like on TV, they're all being filmed. 291 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,680 That was mad. Remember that, Roxanne? 292 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,080 Palette. Roxanne Palette. 293 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,400 Roxanne partner that. Name is talking shade in the 294 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:49,480 daily room. Roxanne is spoofing Yeah umm Dan 295 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,720 has with a different tickets out of Sup town here. 296 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,600 So Lauren says on Monday, Andrew and David chatting about what's 297 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,320 next for comedians doing different events. 298 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,840 What about a Taskmaster style show? 299 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,720 Would that be? I've never seen Taskmaster in my 300 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,840 life. I've never seen in my life, 301 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,160 Yeah. I don't know what it is. 302 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,240 Is it literally just? Absurd tasks that you have to 303 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,600 try and complete. And every is it in front of a 304 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,800 live audience? No, not the TV show. 305 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,040 Here's absurd task we complete Comedians Boxing 3. 306 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,480 Nobody else wants to do it. So we talked about. 307 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,720 Well, you weren't here when we talked about the. 308 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,080 No, I didn't mention it to make you earlier, but what? 309 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,960 What do you think of the? Cardboard fights. 310 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,600 The Patreon special behind closed doors. 311 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,280 Fight Club. I think I'll be good. 312 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,880 Greg, you like it? Just for the Yeah. 313 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,200 Because it needs to be something different on this. 314 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,360 We just pick names out of a hat. No, we just go fuck it. 315 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,960 You're fighting him. You're fighting her. 316 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,440 Imagine Heather Anderson beaten the fucker. 317 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,360 The last name I would want, yeah. 318 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,120 But yeah, something like that might be interesting. 319 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,000 Yeah, it can be fun. You know, like just like in a 320 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,960 proper. Would that be fully illegal 321 00:13:59,400 --> 00:13:59,840 though? No. 322 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,920 It's no different to what we did. 323 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,360 Yeah. But imagine Dead in Holy Trinity 324 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,840 or something if they were cool with it, you know? 325 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,920 Yeah, No, no audience just it's quiet when you're. 326 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,640 Boxing just the sign of fat head in the. 327 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,520 Box. That'll be fun, that. 328 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,640 Would be fun, actually. Yeah, we do that. 329 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,760 You can still make money for charity, couldn't we still But 330 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,200 you'd. Be more. 331 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,680 I think you'd be. I'd be more nervous with no 332 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,880 crowd. Yeah, that. 333 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,240 No, because we've done it with a crowd. 334 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,160 Yeah, like just the silence of it. 335 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,520 I driving yourself just down to gym and like getting your wee 336 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,240 bag out of the boat and being like we're doing this in 10 337 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,640 minutes. Here and up here and just 338 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,520 breathing. Like. 339 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,560 Is there anything else you'd like to do like about like 340 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,680 because we talked about doing them blind date about like 341 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,480 getting patrons and me hosting like blind date? 342 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,840 That's feels we but sort of Epstein even that just auction 343 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,520 comedians off the blind people. No, not commit. 344 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,120 That could be a lot of fun if the. 345 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,880 The single ones were just like, right? 346 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,320 No, of like, yeah, it's like 3 people trying to get a bit with 347 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,520 the comedian. I never thought about that. 348 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,920 Yeah. I thought it was just going to 349 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:10,240 be everyday pedrones. But like, imagine Willy T is the 350 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,040 is the contestant and then we just get single comedians. 351 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,680 Oh, that could be really good. It could be funny like. 352 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,760 Willy, Willy. Willy who? 353 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,440 Butler hit us. Yeah, that's tell Butler. 354 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,720 We've planned that. You'll be watching. 355 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,760 Won't be. Do you know what he's sermon 356 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,640 like? These all you can see 357 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,920 everything. You can see everything. 358 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,040 He's on a lot of. He's on a lot of. 359 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,400 I call him the dinghy because he's crossed a lot of streams. 360 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,400 He has his eye. He has his eye on a lot of live 361 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,200 streams, right? You see Butler. 362 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,560 'S 4 phones in the car. Butler's house. 363 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:49,160 Right now it looks like he's. He's a mall cop in a big 364 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,840 Westfield shopping centre. Yeah, he's got all the screens 365 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,680 and he's got the feet up. We don't know, on his chest. 366 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,560 And what were you going to? He hasn't said what? 367 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,400 What should we tell him? What? 368 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,200 You mean, what were you going to? 369 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,400 Say whatever we say, that's what we're going to do is we've 370 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,160 decided we're going to comedians blinded, right, But we're going 371 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,880 to get the single comedians right to. 372 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,880 I think you'd be the deities. I think he would do it. 373 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,000 Say we booked it, No, we booked it today, right? 374 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,200 And he has to do it. He has to do it, but I think he 375 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,680 would do it. I think he's probably already 376 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,360 deal at half the. Is he a horny boy? 377 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,680 I think he's horny, yeah. I noticed last night he has a 378 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,240 tiny backpack with him. With gigs. 379 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,360 Yeah. There couldn't be anything else, 380 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,400 Julie. Take a comforter. 381 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,480 It's it's like a backpack. He would put a raincoat in, but 382 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,480 he's no raincoat. Do you know what I mean? 383 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,880 Yeah, that's just something. There's not no jokes without 384 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,120 nothing special. So maybe we should try and 385 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,280 figure out because he's coming on at 1:00, he'd be with us from 386 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,360 1:00 to 2:00 After we take a break at one year we should try 387 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,760 and find out what's in his backpack. 388 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,480 But what if we spook him? What if we say what, What do you 389 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,280 keep in that backpack? And he's like oh I need need a 390 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,320 piss here. And after 5 minutes we were done 391 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,480 and the the windows wide open and the winds just coming in 392 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,040 gone. Never see him. 393 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:02,080 Again, maybe it's a backpack, it's a Mary Poppins, there's 394 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,400 loads of stuff in it. Imagine it's pretty good 395 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,839 organising. Imagine if it was like, do you 396 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:07,880 ever remember Men in Black when there's like, the wee Ant in the 397 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,400 guy's brain, like controlling it? 398 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:14,680 Yeah, imagine the real Butler. Like he's just a vessel and in 399 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,119 there there's just a way. Just a way alien we alien, but 400 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,400 it looks like Butler. It's like it's like a smaller 401 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,560 version of him. Yeah, I think it's a good chance 402 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,520 Donald Trump, that's what is going on with him. 403 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,720 You think so? I think he's crying from the 404 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,319 Ninja Turtles and his belly as we fucking. 405 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,400 Wall. Racist alien Andrew was on the 406 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,760 part of the start of the week and. 407 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,760 Yeah, that's not good into Trump. 408 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,960 I saw some of the comments. I don't play the. 409 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,560 Game I know, I know Andrew spooked. 410 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,400 You want to say he just moves in the shadows. 411 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,640 He only goes out at night at the moment, just moves like honestly 412 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,760 like he just he just got through scuttles, scuttles about the 413 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,360 shadows and the B roads. Like this man is is keeping a 414 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,200 low profile. Yeah, yeah. 415 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,120 It's a very divisive time. Paul does. 416 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,240 I don't think we should. I don't know. 417 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,320 I'm just like everyone just fucking. 418 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,680 There's nothing you can do. You mean? 419 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,960 Just let him. Just fucking watch it. 420 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,720 Dan has with a questioner, please. 421 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,480 Mark says he's off to see Mickey tomorrow night at Queen's 422 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,000 newest. It's a three hour show. 423 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,640 Any hints on the support? Dave and Butler. 424 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,520 Is it really a three hour show because the Doors. 425 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,080 Are doors are sad and shows it. We'll be out of there by 10, 426 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,440 half 10. And you're shooting your 427 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,800 special. I am David, yes. 428 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,960 Main question Comedian to comedian, what are you going to 429 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,840 wear? So right, this is an issue you 430 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,600 have up and ban we fucking jackets. 431 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,920 I thought I'd wear a jacket. So Butler's got the bag for it, 432 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,520 if you. Yeah, well, no, not a Mac, but I 433 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,800 bought a cool. We sort of like suede leather 434 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,080 kind of jacket, but I think it's the problem. 435 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,480 No colour. It's like a greeny brown kind of 436 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,000 colour. Hey daddy. 437 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,640 The problem is when I wear actual nice clothes, it doesn't 438 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,200 look good on me. No. 439 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,200 I swear to God that I think I showed you the photo before me 440 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,280 in a tuxedo. It looks fucking. 441 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,200 I look like a Penguin from Penguin. 442 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,440 Yeah, no Penguins. Yeah. 443 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,000 So it's I put it on last night. I actually took it out a gig 444 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,120 last night as a test drive. Tuxedo. 445 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:08,680 No, the and then I bought another jacket from Fraser. 446 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,960 I went spent money, the good money on and yeah. 447 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,320 And then because my arms are so short, it looks like I'm wearing 448 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,360 my dad's jacket. So. 449 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,360 Right. Because you were saying you're 450 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,960 you're hard for measurements and stuff standard. 451 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,040 Sizes. Because you have nothing on me. 452 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,000 Makes sense. I didn't know I had short arms 453 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 until we did comedians. Boxing. 454 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,320 Yeah. And I was trying to punch people 455 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,240 who couldn't reach them. Yeah. 456 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,080 You look like you're doing nothing when you put your arms 457 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,040 back into your jumper. Yeah, at all times. 458 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,920 Yeah. I look like AT Rex. 459 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,240 If you stop moving, I can't see it. 460 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:40,000 Yeah, shame. So yeah, it's very hard to get 461 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,760 me because of a big daddy's big belly, skinny legs and wee short 462 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,280 arms. As someone once said, I'm built 463 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,800 like a genie. Yeah. 464 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,000 So nice things don't look nice on me. 465 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,400 No, I swear to God, like if me and you went out shopping and 466 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,840 bought the same outfit, you could put a really expensive 467 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,040 outfit on someone that looks like you. 468 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,480 Nice long elegant limbs, sexy chest. 469 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,240 Great ass, right? And people go wow. 470 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,560 And then I would put that stuff on and they would go why do you 471 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,160 steal that clothes? Why do you see those clothes? 472 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,440 Yeah, Do you know what I mean? Like when Shane wears, you can 473 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,240 see his lovely big circumcised penis sticking in the leg of the 474 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,240 chargers. I can see, I can see your wee 475 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,760 fucking, your wee charts nose poking through the zipper there 476 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,200 too. You fucking freak you. 477 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,640 You're leaving skin everywhere when moisturised. 478 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,080 Judo skins the biggest organ in the body. 479 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,560 Yeah, maybe in years. We did a, we did a, we did a 480 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,840 quiz on the way. Calvin did a quiz for me and 481 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,400 Jordy on the way down the road. Yeah, the other day we did about 482 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,320 an hour and a half a quizzing and the biggest organ in the 483 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,200 body. Yep, I knew up. 484 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,040 Jordy Rob. Got it. 485 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah, there's epidermis. Yeah. 486 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,520 Blew my mind. All about skin, man. 487 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,680 What what what say Mickey Barton was done the drive clinical the 488 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,080 five hour drive. Are you going straight there or 489 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,240 is making Bartley breaking it up? 490 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,640 I'll. Probably stop with the old 491 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,320 Applegreens for API. Usually convince myself to buy a 492 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,800 wee chicken, a beacon sandwich. Yeah, another Red Bull or 493 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,640 coffee. I had more. 494 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,720 I had the most amount of coffees yesterday I've ever had in my 495 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,760 life on Monday. Really. 496 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,200 Five, fuck off. I don't know. 497 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:13,080 She had our age. 1. It's I, I if I have a coffee now 498 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,720 I realise this on Monday, if I have a coffee post 7:00, I'm up 499 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,800 all night but it does nothing at the time. 500 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,160 So I have a cup of coffee, still feel tired and then get into bed 501 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,400 and my brains like here. I have a few questions to ask 502 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,160 you. Yes, I'll just lie there. 503 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,600 Yeah, 5 coffees and that's bad for your heart. 504 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,600 I know but not always having that but it needs most. 505 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,680 We're running low like my orange lights on and I need I'm just 506 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,240 talking about I'm just I've only a week canister a petrol I can 507 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,560 put in. You know, I'm not, I'm not able 508 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,040 to refuel. You're driving on that. 509 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,720 We spur Tyre, Louise, Skinny 1. You know, like that. 510 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,600 Yeah, that's the coffee making. That's the music I'm listening. 511 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,200 Umm Dan has the question please. People asking any gigs in 512 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,960 Limerick this year right? Yes, I'm doing Dolan's in 513 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,200 February, I want to say, which I'm really excited for. 514 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,960 Do you support? I haven't been down there so. 515 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,560 Do you want to come down? Geordie will be. 516 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,000 Quick, I've nothing actually booked in down South. 517 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:16,600 My Diaries vary month to month. I'm still good point, but like 518 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,520 there's no I don't have any like Oh, I an ear problem to do it. 519 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,760 Would you like to have your year planned out? 520 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,000 I miss him. I haven't really. 521 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,080 Oh, my bar America in March. I've nothing going on this year. 522 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,320 No, like I'm free all year. Yeah, pretty much. 523 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,080 Let's do something. Let's take off something. 524 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,240 I don't go karting. Do you know what I think would 525 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,680 be a good event? I don't even not even 526 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,800 necessarily for comedians. I do. 527 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,760 But I think someone should should do this because I saw one 528 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,520 time Ouija. Board. 529 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,000 No, fuck no. Don't mess with the black magic 530 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,040 man. Don't want to, sorry. 531 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,840 It. Was the Eddie Irvine know the Go 532 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,400 Kart Centre? Yeah, you can go paintball in 533 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,840 there, right? And I thought it was at the same 534 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,920 time. Drive by. 535 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,520 Right, and I think that'll be a great fucking that is, that'll 536 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,720 be a lot of fun. Yeah, I've never, I've go 537 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,720 karted, never love people. People's good laugh. 538 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,680 I shot him on a Willy one time, was the actor, but that's a 539 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,040 different story. I think I'd like to do people. 540 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,600 I think it'd be like, I think it could be like sneaky and I. 541 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,280 Would love to. Do you ever see videos of those 542 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,920 guys that are like mad into airsoft? 543 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,200 Yeah, but I mean, like they're dressed up, like they're going 544 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,400 in direct. Yeah, better me. 545 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,560 He's like, I'd love to go do that. 546 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,960 I've been to Iraq. Do you know this one? 547 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,080 Maybe we talked about this. Before no. 548 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:34,160 Yeah, like years ago. Well, we had like I went as far 549 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,360 like a college trip, like an exchanging. 550 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,360 I'm talking like 15 years ago. I don't know how we've never had 551 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:43,840 this conversation, Huh? So it was, it was like the 552 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,920 diplomacy was way better so you could right. 553 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,840 So you would like stay in big like major hotels. 554 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,480 You travel with the press because it was like a journalism 555 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,200 course I was doing. Yeah, it was great. 556 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,360 I was there for 9 days. It was brilliant. 557 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,080 I actually, I don't, I don't know if I told you I did gigs in 558 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,560 Afghanistan, entertain the troops, but they could 559 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:12,080 understand what I was saying. I thought I told you but. 560 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,960 I had no idea either that. Because the most mental thing is 561 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,240 our flight home was scheduled on like say like a Wednesday at 562 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,160 10:00 PM like a military, you're going to military craft to Dubai 563 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,760 and then you flew home like commercial. 564 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,520 But there was like a huge issue with our like translator was 565 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,280 telling us like you basically need to leave now. 566 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,200 I like loads of journalists. We're getting cleared and we had 567 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,280 to get cleared out. So we had to just leave. 568 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,040 Have I never have I? You've never told me. 569 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,400 Do you know how I? Got out of Iraq. 570 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,040 Stop at the bottom of the lorry. No bit serious, I've never told 571 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,160 you, but no extraction. The extraction. 572 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,920 Yeah, this is so cool. Do you know how I got out of 573 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:52,800 this Iran? I've never been. 574 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,400 I've never been. I'm few myself. 575 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,880 I can't believe I know we didn't go there. 576 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,160 I knew him 15 years ago. 15 years. 577 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,080 I knew you. You didn't do journalism. 578 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,840 I know why I didn't fuck off. It's. 579 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,000 Going to be where I am that's. More surprising, Michael. 580 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,640 What makes you tick? And show me I. 581 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,640 Think it's all the. No, I've never been there. 582 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,000 I've never been to Iraq, but trying to take a guy who has 583 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,680 been there. Yeah, I don't want to talk about 584 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,040 it. Yeah. 585 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,880 Yeah. Do you believe I felt that? 586 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,240 You can be cool? Talk to me for a second. 587 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,320 You can be cool, love one of those jobs where you just sort 588 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,640 of go in the war zone like off the books. 589 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,240 When every cameras. No, you're just, you're just 590 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,080 going to have a conversation. You're like almost a negotiator, 591 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,200 but no one knows who you are. And you just like, you know, you 592 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,880 sit in the coffee shop and there's a guy at the table 593 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,560 beside you. Have a quick You're all yes. 594 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,200 He's ordered a lot to have soy milk, no? 595 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,840 No, no, you're not tracking him. Oh, he's the same as you. 596 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,800 You're the envoy, but it's all off the book. 597 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,920 There's times I think. You go. 598 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,200 What's the lay of the land here? Because I think I could solve 599 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,600 world, I could get World Peace by turning up the different 600 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,720 world leaders with A6 pack of beers being all right as talk 601 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,680 aside. Right. 602 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,960 This must be here. This must be a deluded comedians 603 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,560 thing, because I think I could bridge peace talks. 604 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,000 Yeah, because a lot of time I've no dog in the fight. 605 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,800 Yeah. Say, say, though, say that it 606 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,960 kicked off here and they were like, look, everyone's going up 607 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,600 to storm and all these all the like paramilitary leaders, 608 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,560 every, all these politicians, everyone. 609 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,720 I think because I don't care. I'd be like, I go, guys. 610 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,040 Come on, I would turn up with. That's all by the way. 611 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,880 It's all I've got. I just say that and and then it 612 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,240 doesn't work and I. I would turn up with all that. 613 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,200 You fuck up to a bouncer. Yeah. 614 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,320 And I just pointed him and he would tell people to fuck up 615 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,640 and. I do a Gaza, I show up with a 616 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,040 chicken in a fishing rod and I'm like, let's. 617 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,280 Sort this, but it will probably work. 618 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,360 Yeah, I was 10. Walking walking to Putin's 619 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:48,120 palace fucking 6 beer barking a chicken glad say. 620 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,520 Glad you take a Magner bro. Do you want to watch a couple of 621 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,520 judo videos? Camp and then we'll talk with 622 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,320 this. But you're right, I think every 623 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,880 I think because they're all politicians are all like mental 624 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,440 people to do that as a job that they when just and every man 625 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,960 walks in and goes gas come. On Hey, what are we doing? 626 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,360 Hey, what's? Going on here, there's. 627 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,880 Planting you only get one life. How many billions do you? 628 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,040 Have say sorry to him. Say sorry. 629 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:13,960 Say, would you check? Sorry. 630 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,720 Yeah, check how. Let me see your fingers. 631 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,560 Say sorry for the atrocities you wanker. 632 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,400 Just call him a wanker. I didn't call him away. 633 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,960 Yeah, I absolutely. I do think that's. 634 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,640 But there must, it must be more complicated than that because it 635 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,400 seems so easy to fix a lot of more problems. 636 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,920 It must be more complicated. A lot of comics have done 637 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,160 Warzone gigs. I know a couple of guys that 638 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,840 did. Nick Cody did a bunch of gigs 639 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:47,960 for the Australian troops and became mates with the in 640 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,120 Afghanistan and became mates of some of the Australian SAS guys. 641 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,160 And I met one of them in Sydney a couple of years ago. 642 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,280 He's like APT now and there's one of the most gentle, lovely 643 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,360 human beings ever met in my life. 644 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,160 And then could be like, yeah, I'll fucking blew a couple of 645 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,240 people up. Do you want to be here? 646 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,080 Like, I've got a couple of stories too, you know? 647 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,680 You want to see a war zone? Empire, 2000. 648 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,680 And nine, you have to do the path you don't know start. 649 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,440 With both bomb bro. All right, I did a gig for the 650 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,640 Queen's Jubilee. Don't even like a bitch. 651 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,400 It's I, it's a yeah, that's all I have said that. 652 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:27,680 Remember I couple of years ago they went, would you do a gig, 653 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,560 like an outdoor gig in Newton Abbey? 654 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,600 I've told you forever. I don't know. 655 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,800 We, in fact, we didn't. Let me guess. 656 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,960 Oh, yeah, Yeah. You got an easy life through. 657 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,840 Yeah, so. Me and Mick both got asked 658 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:43,000 separately by the same company if we would do outdoor gigs in 659 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,920 like different places, right? And I was like, I got off this 660 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,320 we're outdoor gig and you went I have two and yours in Antrim. 661 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,880 I was new so I was like, yeah, I'll do it. 662 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,400 Then they go and I go can I book the line up to like just bring 2 663 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,840 comics? And I bought Dave and Butler 664 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,920 thing so Butler might be able to tell us about his recollections 665 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,040 of it. And we arrived and I was to do, 666 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,040 they were to do 10 minutes each and I was doing half an hour 667 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,080 something like that. And then closer to the time, 668 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,800 like a week before it can't remember who messaged me on 669 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,280 Instagram, was like Sony for another comedian. 670 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,800 I was like, it's a bit of a mad look, send me a screenshot. 671 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,280 And it was a headshot of me that advertised this on the council. 672 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,680 Put it up with giant purple background, huge crying in the 673 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,560 background. Yeah. 674 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,840 She and Todd live at the jubilee celebrations. 675 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,120 Was never told that that's what it was for. 676 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,480 But then they said I was like, I had no what? 677 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,720 Like this was never mentioned. And they went, well, you still 678 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,880 do it. And I was like, oh, dad, I was 679 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,320 like, I'll still do it like no problem. 680 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,320 Like, you know, I don't mind. I will. 681 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,400 I will. I will do. 682 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,760 It Yeah, we. Arrived on but I was like I 683 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,600 don't like the image I don't like this you know just call it 684 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:57,880 like a show and we got down and they were delayed starting yeah, 685 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,400 but you had to be finished by a certain time because they were 686 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,920 going to stream the Jubilee live is not that they were going to 687 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,400 stream something on a giant screen. 688 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,960 So by that they kept delaying us. 689 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,680 So say we had 40 minutes to fill with comedy like 20 minutes into 690 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,840 that time they kept coming back. Doesn't go last. 691 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,680 We are so sorry about this but this is running over and I was 692 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,680 like. Fuck sake. 693 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,760 So how long am I doing here? See by the time Dave and Butler 694 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,840 did their thing, they came up and went we're even less time. 695 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,680 The guy goes, I supposed to do half an hour and it was like 696 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,480 real good money and the guy goes, I'm really sorry, could 697 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,000 you do your set in 7 minutes? And I went. 698 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,160 Bastard, I went. Just for you. 699 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,480 So my, my, what happened to me was the phone. 700 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,360 We went, do you want to do a gig for the Queens Jubilee? 701 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,520 And I was like, I don't know when I think that might be 702 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,000 politically charged and made a big good idea. 703 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,040 And then they told me how much money it was, and I was all God 704 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,720 save the woman. Always. 705 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,640 It was really good money, I. Must have sold some jewels back 706 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,320 to some other poor country to fund our fees because that was 707 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,320 unreal. It was that that girl that 708 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,360 accused Prince Andrew of all that stuff would have got more 709 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,280 money, Yeah. If it wasn't for me, yeah. 710 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:11,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And because I don't know but I 711 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,200 couldn't help with the rest of coffee. 712 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,800 But I I saw another comedian who shall remain unnamed. 713 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,480 Paddy Raff said no to it, said yes and then pulled out and 714 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,120 they're like, who can we get in short notice? 715 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:26,840 They didn't tell me you could bring support, didn't tell me 716 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,000 any, that sort of stuff. So I turned up at an afternoon 717 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,240 picnic with family sitting around. 718 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,920 Yeah, that's what that's like. No swearing, no political stuff, 719 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,960 don't make fun of the royal family, don't do this. 720 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,600 And I'm like, how long we doing in 40 minutes? 721 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,440 And I was like. Because we're we're, we're the 722 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,680 same in that we don't really care about what it's for. 723 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,960 Like either set events, either sort of set a community, is 724 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,920 there an audience of people and we're going to do. 725 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,200 Common. I mean, we do occur. 726 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,240 I mean, if the Ku Klux Klan phoned up, more like we've got 727 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,760 £300, you want to come do a set? Cash your transfer. 728 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:59,760 I don't know who it was anyway I was supposed. 729 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:04,400 To. I Is there anybody you wouldn't 730 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,880 get? I wouldn't get for a political 731 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,360 party. No, no. 732 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,960 I would draw. I would stop there. 733 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,760 No, I got asked. I got asked you. 734 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,240 Before I've been asked to you. And I also I got asked to do, I 735 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,000 didn't care about anything in politics, not careful because we 736 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,680 were safety more their shit. I got asked to host like a 737 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,800 Brexit debate in Queens. They were like, it's going to be 738 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,720 more laid back. It was for students and loads of 739 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,720 local politicians were there and I was sort of chairing it. 740 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,720 And I was like, I would do they really want me to do this? 741 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,480 And they said, yeah, it was very but a year before covertism. 742 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,480 And then I found said it was 8 politicians. 743 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,560 Two of them were really signed. I Claire Hannah might have been 744 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,480 one of them who was like totally dead on. 745 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:50,560 Yeah, just mainly decades because they got yeah, they got 746 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,280 into this like back and forth slab and they were interrupting 747 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,320 each other, which you know that they do anyway. 748 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,760 But I was like, oh, I thought this was going to be like laid 749 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,920 back a bit of crack. And they were. 750 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,520 I just found so many of them. And I'm sure there is a met nice 751 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,960 politicians. Yeah, but I was like, you guys 752 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,040 are like the worst. It's, I think there's a weird 753 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,400 thing of like, and Billy Connolly one time said in a 754 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,240 special like, anybody who says they want to be in politics 755 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,960 should be immediately banned from being in politics. 756 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,880 Yeah, should be like that. I agree with that. 757 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,720 Reluctant to be made to do it as. 758 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,280 Opposed to being like, I fucking want to do this. 759 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,520 Yeah. Because you're too easily 760 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,800 corruptible. Yeah. 761 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,760 And I have this weird any any politician that talks about 762 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,800 legacy, I go you fuck when you're trying to get people to 763 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,320 remember you. You're narcissistic. 764 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,880 Fuck yeah, Joe. I remember even McCann for 765 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,240 people before profit. Yeah, yeah. 766 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,360 He from Derry. Yeah, yeah, he did a thing in 767 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,040 Storm once. I was like he should be king of 768 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,360 the world where the DUP were complaining about sodomy and 769 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,480 sodomites and it was all this fucking anti-gay stuff and even 770 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,160 we can't stood up in store and went just on the on the members 771 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,960 reference to sodomy there. I would just ask have you ever 772 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,320 actually tried it? It's not bad. 773 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,920 And I was like, yes, fucking get him in. 774 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,200 Did he actually? Yeah, it was brilliant in a 775 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,560 hoodie, like wasn't he wearing a suit? 776 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,400 And there's, yeah, there's there's a definite element of, I 777 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,680 remember we were in school, we interviewed politicians for our 778 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,120 politics class and it was supposed to be a cross community 779 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,719 thing, right? But none of the Protestant 780 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,560 schools signed up in time. So it was just my politics 781 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,600 class, right. And there was a weird thing of 782 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,920 like every week could be, you know, Sinn Fein and then next 783 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,040 week's SDLP. Here. 784 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,880 And because it was a week Catholic school, a lot of them 785 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,600 were like politically charged in the questions. 786 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,920 So like the Northern bank robbery just happened and we 787 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,600 interviewed a Sinn Fein politician and everybody had 788 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,320 kind of decided they were going to vote Sinn Fein. 789 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,960 So they were like giving him an easy ride. 790 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,520 Whereas I was like, no, fuck that. 791 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,120 He's getting the same grill that the UP fell I got. 792 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:39,760 He's in like this smartest suit you've ever seen. 793 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,520 Custom suits, cigar. But yeah, you know, designer 794 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,120 sunglasses. Grills and all. 795 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:51,440 Money hanging out of a brief. Northern Braces fucking tells me 796 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,600 about the clown in his back pocket. 797 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,080 But I basically said this, and this is 20 years ago, so. 798 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,520 But I don't think it's cheap. My mind hasn't changed, but I 799 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,520 think a lot of people do get involved in politics because 800 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,720 they genuinely want to change their community. 801 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:05,760 They're doing it for the right reasons. 802 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,360 What happens is they get in and then the party goes right, Well, 803 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,080 we're, this is what our stance is going to be on certain 804 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,960 things. So they have to start taking 805 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,000 their own morals out of it for the good of the party. 806 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,200 And then that becomes whoever's in charge is now telling you 807 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,000 what to do, and the person charge meant that. 808 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,120 Always know what the fuck you're talking about? 809 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,160 Well, look at. Look at the Bernie Sanders. 810 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,720 Like. Basically, when he was out of 811 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,840 the run, he's like, get behind, get behind Trump and then do you 812 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,680 see him? Grilled Bernie Sanders to get 813 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,960 behind Trump. I think so, I think. 814 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,320 You think what, Robert Kennedy? No, no, no, I'm talking about 815 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,800 Bernie Sanders. I don't think Bernie Sanders. 816 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,120 I think when it came down to. I don't think I watched a 817 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,840 documentary the other night. Foreign Hit 11/9 is Michael 818 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,800 Moore documentary. Foreign hit 9. 11, no foreign 819 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,520 hit 11/9. So 11911 is the one about 911. 820 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,480 And 11/9 is about, it starts with Trump getting inaugurated. 821 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,960 And the start of the documentary is like how the fuck did this 822 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,000 happen? And Michael Moore sort of goes 823 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,680 through a lot of things that have happened in America since 824 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,800 pretty much since 911. And Bernie Sanders was it was 825 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,360 kind of like Jeremy Corbyn won like a popular vote. 826 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,840 So the people wanted him in and the Democratic Party basically 827 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,200 went, now we're going to go with Hillary. 828 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,240 So even though term Bernie Sanders was more popular, yeah, 829 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,880 they went with Hillary Clinton. Yeah. 830 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,080 And I I the world, I'm convinced the world would have been in a 831 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,560 much better place had Jeremy Corbyn and Bernie Sanders been 832 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,240 in charge of these two countries, just because they 833 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,240 they seem to have a good record of actually helping people. 834 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,920 They're individuals as well that like you say, probably wouldn't 835 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,880 get swayed by like the higher up people in the party going. 836 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,960 This is what you think about. Yeah, but The thing is, they 837 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,000 didn't get sweat. That's the problem. 838 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 But did you say Sanders could have been like, they fucking, 839 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,000 they took me out of a job, these mother fuckers that he just 840 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,200 want? Hillary's good, I guess. 841 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,560 Did you see Bernie Grill and RFK? 842 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,920 No, not yet. I think the Senate maybe about 843 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,280 He's like, should health? Do you think healthcare should 844 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,640 be like a right? Like should everyone be? 845 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,440 Should people be entitled to healthcare? 846 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,960 Yeah, like free healthcare and RFK is like. 847 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,200 See, that's another fucking I I was a big fan of his right, just 848 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:13,320 because there was there was, was I said was right because I heard 849 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,680 him talking about, Yeah, I heard him talking about like different 850 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,320 times he's taken big companies to court and won lawsuits. 851 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,240 I was like, he seemed like the type of guy who's actually 852 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,680 fucking trying to help people. And then as soon as he joined 853 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,120 Trump, we're like, why are you doing that there? 854 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,200 And I was trying to defend him the other day. 855 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,520 There was someone told a story about when he was younger he 856 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,880 founded he was a parent and he found a dead wheel on the beach 857 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,160 and went to the house and got a chainsaw and cut the wheels head 858 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,520 off and took it home with his kids in the car and they were 859 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,080 like there was wheel got spilled into the car. 860 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,520 So I heard myself going I but he was on her at the time. 861 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,880 I'm like, why defend these Cubs like? 862 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,640 I someone in this room, I told the story in the podcast before 863 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,560 someone has room was once an odd duck pond and they're die. 864 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,040 I mean they were like it or something and they're die opened 865 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,280 the door and was like watch this and how do we bit of bread and 866 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,440 held it in sound while still in the driver's seat of the car. 867 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,960 We dock waddles over that's a dab. 868 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,240 Now he holds the bread. The duck came over and then he 869 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,640 was what, just boys? And they slammed the duck's head 870 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,320 in the car door, killed the duck, put it in the backseat of 871 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,360 the car with the kids, took it home, cooked do. 872 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,440 You know what The funny thing with that is? 873 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800 See, if you just waited, the bread will kill the duck anyway. 874 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,640 Not supposed to get us gluten free. 875 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,880 You were trying to give a bread or a doctor gluten free bread. 876 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,160 I've tried to get that's right going wrong. 877 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,040 I'm trying to give ducks to gluten free bread. 878 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,440 They're not. Making better. 879 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,360 I love duck. Class I love. 880 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,480 I love them all. I love duck pancakes. 881 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,840 For lovely weed creatures. I love duck. 882 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,000 I think anyone that's bad, that duck should go to fucking 883 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,080 prison. Yeah, I think. 884 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:56,080 I love that pancakes with hoisin and shredded cucumber. 885 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,680 Who are there part of your rap group? 886 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,760 I do like we, but sure, I like all the meats. 887 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,640 Is there any? Is there any anything, any meat 888 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,040 you've ever eaten? I've left it too long with Lamb 889 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,680 and now I'm getting a bit weird about it you. 890 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:12,480 Never had a kebab. Yeah, you just go Islam, I know, 891 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,120 but. Like lamb lamb. 892 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,120 Oh, I had rabbit one time and in France and didn't like that. 893 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,640 Had Kangaroos. Wells, Barson. 894 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,760 I crocodile in Florida, not another one liner really was 895 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,720 good breaded and bread crumbs with cheese. 896 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,120 It was 10 or 10. To see the chicken. 897 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,920 Does it taste like chicken? Yes. 898 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,800 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 899 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,920 Was the order snappy? Will you go to Chick-fil-A? 900 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,160 It's in. All. 901 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,560 The Apple greens though is it? Have you ever tried check? 902 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,360 Have you tried check No. It's massive. 903 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:54,680 It's in the Apple Which. 1. Your dog kills ducks, so. 904 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,520 Yeah, yeah, fuck up. Right, Tony? 905 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:07,480 Yeah, that's. Bad quack some neck only on I 906 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,680 got per dog. We send you the bill. 907 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,160 You're not a set of Chick-fil-A. You're not, are you? 908 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,360 Are you like a Are you a fried chicken guy? 909 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,120 Hello, but a fried chicken I. Well, then you're like. 910 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,280 Chick-fil-A. All right, that'll go all right. 911 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,800 I just didn't know it was coming here. 912 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,400 I've never had a Taco Bell. I think I have fine. 913 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,120 It's one of those things where that in America, Taco Bell and 914 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,880 check Valera, are they not shitty restaurants there and 915 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,960 come here, we're all. Like, yeah, top three fast food 916 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,440 chains anywhere around the world go. 917 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:52,120 Burger King, Subway landlords. You call landlords fast. 918 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,160 Food not a Not in a fast food chain. 919 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,960 I in Australia I saw Nando's in a petrol station in Australia 920 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,960 and it was fantastic. Well then I'll take it. 921 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:03,040 I'll go KFC. I'm a Burger King fan. 922 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,400 I have to say that I think Burger King, Trump's, 923 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,000 McDonald's. I'll go McDonald's. 924 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:15,400 I'll go What else do I like? Shake Shack. 925 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,160 Shake. Shack. 926 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,640 Oh, I forgot about them. Five guys. 927 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,080 And I'll go in and out, in and out, burger. 5 Five guys I'll 928 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,040 take. I'll swap KFC for Five Guys, 929 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,800 yeah. Five guys, great. 930 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,240 I hear when people complain about the price. 931 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,080 Don't. It's worth it. 932 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,960 It's worth the price. Don has for the question, 933 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,480 please. Dave wants to know what's your 934 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,320 favourite sandwich and he wants details. 935 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,960 I love this kind of stuff. Yeah. 936 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,480 So can I just give you a memory of a time where I went That's 937 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,560 the best sandwich because of the context that I've ever had. 938 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,040 Do you remember the very start of the first lockdown? 939 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,560 The weather was unbelievable. Yes. 940 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,840 I think it was like a May time. April, May. 941 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,440 It was gorgeous. Yeah, I was wearing shorts in 942 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,320 April. Well, it's never happened. 943 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,520 It was like early 20s degrees and I remember everyone just 944 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,520 bored. Started in DIY around the house 945 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,360 and I started painting the fence. 946 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,760 Weather was amazing. We Bluetooth speaker outside 947 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,320 Motown mix cider. Would you? 948 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,440 Would you believe that? Would you believe that you did 949 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,440 drink paint? We cider glass of ice. 950 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,040 Then we were like. Yeah, you feel like you're on 951 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,360 the roof in Shawshank I. Mean this is class. 952 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,960 And we're like, what? I want to go with this for a 953 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,400 lunch and I decided to make us holiday lunches. 954 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,800 Right. Club sandwich with a wee side of 955 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,400 chips. Unbelievable on. 956 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,520 You took that long to say club sandwich, That's what that was 957 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,680 going to be, a club sandwich. Club Sandwich. 958 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,000 Fucking back on the. Your club sandwich that was for 959 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,400 Lt. This is 1 of this one of the 960 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,960 questions on the way to Colonic Guilty. 961 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,280 Oh, chicken lettuce. Under big, is that right? 962 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,400 Cool, the boys know how to travel. 963 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,920 It's it's anyway, it's really good for your big organ. 964 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:55,760 I've never had a club that was no have. 965 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,480 Is there tomato and a club sandwich? 966 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,560 Yeah, I don't like tomato. You take it. 967 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,200 I know, but I hate taking to my daughter stuff and there's a 968 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,360 seed in there. It's going to piss me off, Joe. 969 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,760 To bring the sandwich. Jam sandwich. 970 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,680 The humble jam sandwich, Yeah. I like I like a chicken and 971 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,800 bacon or sandwich my dad used to make which was just two bits of 972 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:18,200 white toast, bacon, sausage, potato bread and spunk bacon 973 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,960 sauce, potato bread and Heinz spicy BBQ sauce. 974 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,240 That's. Cheeky likes fucking cheeky. 975 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,280 That's cheeky. That's good. 976 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,560 Yeah. Don't you just put a full fry in 977 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,000 between 2 with toast? Yeah. 978 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,360 Unreal. But I don't know about the spicy 979 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,520 red sauce, you know what I mean? It's not really BBQ sauce. 980 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,640 It's classic spicy BBQ. Yeah, don't pass my back and 981 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,800 tell me it's. Real I wouldn't spicy BBQ sauce. 982 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:43,400 It's good shit. Yeah, at the meant like I would 983 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,480 go for you know what I love on a sandwich? 984 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,000 Egg. No. 985 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,960 Yeah, I disagree. Cold egg for some reason upsets 986 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,720 me. Egg and onion. 987 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,080 See you. No, no, no. 988 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:53,600 I think. I don't. 989 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,680 I don't think you deserve mouth. You have no aspirations if you. 990 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,600 Yeah, I think it's like people who eat dark chocolate and tell 991 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,160 me it's good for you. Fuck off, right? 992 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,520 Do you know what I mean? I just don't trust those people. 993 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,840 But you have a legacy, don't you? 994 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,280 We were saying on the way, on the way down to clinical, it's 995 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,440 hot. It's difficult to trust people 996 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,440 our age don't drive. I agree do. 997 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,880 You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't trust people who 998 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,880 don't drive and I don't trust people who've never drank. 999 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,400 What time is he on? Yeah, people who? 1000 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,640 People who are age, you can't drive. 1001 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,240 I just don't understand. I don't know. 1002 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440 I don't think. Where do you go? 1003 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,760 You don't know how good it's going to be. 1004 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,040 Yeah, Do we get a bus everywhere? 1005 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,760 Yeah, what if? You're like, I don't have to 1006 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,760 plan your entire day around what time the bus is going to be. 1007 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,080 There, Yeah. You're taxing some girl and 1008 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,320 she's like, you need to get here right now, big boy. 1009 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,240 You're like. Let me. 1010 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,400 Check on the timetable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1011 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,520 Can you pick me up? Here's what I want you to do. 1012 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,760 She's like, what do you want me to do? 1013 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,560 Get in your car and drive that and you pick me up from the 1014 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,840 boss? Get me off the bus. 1015 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,520 Here's what I want you to do. Take me to the cinema. 1016 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:55,280 Can I meet you there? I don't know I I I passed my 1017 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,760 driving test like relatively late. 1018 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:02,480 But half. 4 I was 21. Passed around. 1019 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,200 Yeah. Do you pass first time? 1020 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,480 Yeah. That's I didn't I feel first 1021 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,360 time. Which is how mental isn't when 1022 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,240 people are like, yeah, I took twelve goals, the password 1023 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,240 driving test, I'm like, there should be a call. 1024 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,400 You don't get it absolutely 100%. 1025 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,800 Anybody who feels a theory test the first time, should Miller Dr 1026 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,360 Either do. You remember the first click? 1027 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,040 When you see a hug and hazard. Do you remember the first drive 1028 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,960 you took when you passed your test? 1029 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,920 Yeah. Where do you go? 1030 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,200 At the girlfriend's house at the time I was like get in quick for 1031 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,200 your masses. Actually the first but I did 1032 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,360 once drive without password test were made. 1033 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,880 I was statement and needed more beer to the off licence. 1034 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,040 I was all outside anymore. I cops. 1035 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,160 I was. I just think that monafort, 1036 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,680 right? You remember my Corsa? 1037 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,520 Yeah, when we got stuck in, we went to Glasgow break. 1038 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,280 Yeah, it was when I went to would try and lift it. 1039 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,320 That's right. Do you Remember Me and you tried 1040 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,080 to lift a car out of a ditch? Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't in a 1041 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:52,960 ditch. It was all of that. 1042 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,400 It's the way I have never just heard it. 1043 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,720 I the way that we're talking about. 1044 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:03,640 Sorry if I, but I don't know how you got that car. 1045 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,320 Like all four wheels were off the ground. 1046 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,520 Yeah, like you reverse it up the Bank of a ditch and then? 1047 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,360 It was a sheet, wasn't it? Yeah, we went up just. 1048 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,200 Before sat NAV ended, I also remember you drinking 12 beers 1049 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,960 not being drunk. At Glasgow. 1050 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,440 At Glasgow, where you drunk a full case of beer and you were 1051 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,120 fine and I was twatted. Yeah, that was the same weekend 1052 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,080 I went for AP by fence and a fly Lambda. 1053 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:32,600 Morally big fly the seagull. Umm Oh my first drive I went 1054 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,400 down to Halfords a Collins water. 1055 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,960 They stay and we're covering. Very nice. 1056 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,240 To get get they get the car kitted out some some mats, you 1057 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,760 know. Chrome or just standard? 1058 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,880 I got. I used to get a. 1059 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,120 You could get like push on top like. 1060 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,520 Clips of the pedals. No for your rims. 1061 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,280 Or hubcaps. Hubcaps, yeah. 1062 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,120 I love getting a wee pack of hubcaps that settle a. 1063 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,840 Good rim, don't you? Four of them I loved it and I 1064 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,600 listened to, I was like, I'm only going to do this once. 1065 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,160 Lil Wayne and Millie as I was driving down the Upper Newtard 1066 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,520 Rd. Of course I saw Millie like a 1067 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,120 chain of some. Millie and Millie. 1068 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,520 I mine was ash go. From Marsh. 1069 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,400 No, the other. One like no Chandler. 1070 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:22,000 Yeah, and feeder, just a day that was like 45. 1071 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,680 You love ocean colour scene? Anytime I hear ocean colour 1072 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,880 scene it reminds me of Mickey Bartlett. 1073 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,080 Yeah, I used to love those two songs. 1074 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,200 You did, yeah. Daniels with a question, please. 1075 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,320 So very. Fresh beast. 1076 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,560 Thanks. Also earlier whatever you were 1077 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,160 taking your jump rope, I saw your stomach and you've got a 1078 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,600 great bod. This guy's been working on 1079 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,720 himself. I sort of focus. 1080 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,480 It's very impressive. You don't get false expected. 1081 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,720 Like you don't get that for free, Mickey. 1082 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,320 Swear to God I wish I don't. Carey wants to know If you're 1083 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,800 stranded on a desert island and you could only bring three 1084 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,440 things, what are you bringing? A phone. 1085 00:47:53,560 --> 00:48:02,040 A boat and a bag of Doritos. I wouldn't cope well. 1086 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,520 Neither of us will cope well. I won't do it. 1087 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,360 I do. I sometimes think like you watch 1088 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,400 like the Last of Us, you go with the world land and I survived 1089 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:12,720 along when I last I go 45 minutes tops Yeah, I watched new 1090 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:13,840 the app. Have you seen The Last of Us? 1091 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,880 No, it's brilliant show. There's. 1092 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,200 That the one they're shooting each other. 1093 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,120 What? Play Clivey and. 1094 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,240 No, no, no, that's no, that's fucking some other shit. 1095 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,360 So the Last of Us of the show was it was based on a video 1096 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,600 game. It was like a zombie apocalypse 1097 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,360 thing. It's an episode of it where Nick 1098 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:35,240 Offerman and Murray Bartlett, no relation or like a so Nick 1099 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:38,120 Offerman plays a survivalist and Murray Bartlett's character 1100 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,840 falls into one of his traps like he is a wee fucking pit. 1101 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,720 And then he makes him a dinner and then turns out they're 1102 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,160 fucking gay fellas and they fall madly in love. 1103 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,360 That's a beautiful one, Emmys. It's a fucking really good 1104 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,760 episode. But I was watching that last 1105 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,760 night thinking, I wonder, I wonder how can I survive the 1106 00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,440 fucking apocalypse? And I looked around my house and 1107 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,520 I can't. I can barely get through a 1108 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,880 recession. As long as you had the Audi, as 1109 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,840 long as you had the TT. I've not the tall. 1110 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,200 You couldn't. I wouldn't do the apocalypse. 1111 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,440 You wouldn't leave the Audi TT, you'd stay in. 1112 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,600 All right, but I. Remember a couple of years ago 1113 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,200 when you started going to Australia and I was like, would 1114 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,240 you not just move there? And you genuinely was like, I 1115 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,600 can't take my car. No, I looked into tech in the 1116 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,120 car, right. It was going to cost, but tech 1117 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,920 in the car to Australia would cost but the same as a first 1118 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:19,960 class flight. And I was like. 1119 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,320 I would hate it an apocalypse. Apocalypse. 1120 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,280 I know. I think I do think there's 1121 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,240 there's an element of because we're getting a wee bit older, 1122 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,920 our testosterone starting to lower wee bit. 1123 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,480 Yeah, like 10 years where I'm like, I'll fuck, I'll take a 1124 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,560 zombie apart. I eat a zombie, a zombie. 1125 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,280 We were on the way. Yeah. 1126 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,320 And now I'm like, I hope to God I've never happened. 1127 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,960 Yeah, I think it wouldn't be long for you. 1128 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,480 Just like you're just like. Go I just know full as soon as I 1129 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,280 run our probiotics, my skin gets bad again. 1130 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,880 They were like, Nah, I can't even go out. 1131 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,160 But then they might Zombie, they might. 1132 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:51,880 Think you're a zombie? I'd. 1133 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,520 Be walking past zombies as long as you're going. 1134 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,920 Because you'd be blocked too at that point. 1135 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,520 If there was a pocket, you'd be back on the way. 1136 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,120 Stay would be just yeah, yeah, absolutely. 1137 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,120 Zombies would be talking about me like I'm Chick-fil-A. 1138 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,280 Would you that? Oh no, given zombies. 1139 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,840 They think you're a zombie, daddy. 1140 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,560 Yeah. If you walked away zombies. 1141 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,840 I had a Mickey bar. That's a little free. 1142 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,080 Well, after Battle of the Bone, I would know how to deal with 1143 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,520 that, that that's something. Kung Fu. 1144 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,760 If you had me, you'd be happy. You would know that I could get 1145 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,600 out of that situation. You're gigging tonight. 1146 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,120 Bring our guests because we're going to take a break in 5 1147 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,400 minutes. Yes, in the Beehive tonight and 1148 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,320 Mandel tomorrow, but it's sold out so special, that second 1149 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,400 part. Special Tip No. 1150 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,160 Idea what you want to do, but I yeah. 1151 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,760 Show business, baby. You re jacket. 1152 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,840 We jacket maybe I might wear AT shirt. 1153 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,120 What song you want to walk on to? 1154 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,840 I haven't even thought of that. But then if you play a song and 1155 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,880 you walk on to it, then if you use that in the special they 1156 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,840 might flag. It I know. 1157 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,760 You should you should record an original like what song are you 1158 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,640 walking on to the Turkmen. I would love that. 1159 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,320 Well, at the minute I was walking on the David Bowie. 1160 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,240 He's dead. He consumer. 1161 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,680 Yeah, no, you do your own version of it. 1162 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,440 Yeah, it's. Recordable. 1163 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,720 I would, I would, I would love to walk. 1164 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,680 I like walking. I'll do it. 1165 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,320 What song, eh? The Ballad of Burnt de 1166 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,440 Bellafaro. That's what's going to say. 1167 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,000 I like. I like. 1168 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,040 Whistle. What? 1169 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,040 What's on? David Boy. 1170 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,280 Oh boy, I would Rebel. Rebel, rebel, rebel. 1171 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,280 Rebel, rebel. I think you're man. 1172 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,680 Yeah, that'll be great. Changes. 1173 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,200 Yep, sweet. So it starts at it if you like. 1174 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,080 Either I can come there. You can just sing me on. 1175 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,640 Grounds control to Major Tom. Adrian. 1176 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:27,560 Adrian, get out of my palm. That's a Dalek. 1177 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,320 That's a really good Dalek. It's Tammy Night. 1178 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,440 My Daleks very Jimmy Savile. Now then, now then. 1179 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,520 Yeah, both scary predators, young man. 1180 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,720 Danis with a question or comment there please A. 1181 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,040 Couple of people asking Mickey how's Dry January been? 1182 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,480 Fucking flawless. He's flying. 1183 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,640 Are you saying how to sip? And you think about extending 1184 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,080 it. Yeah, I'm going to go to dry 1185 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,960 February as well. Oh yeah, that's big news. 1186 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,040 I bet Willie could last my birthday, which is 10th of 1187 00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,160 March. But I don't know. 1188 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,160 I think I've just got I think I've just completed drinking. 1189 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:03,800 Yeah. I don't want to say I'm never 1190 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,760 going to drink again because it'll people go though, but I've 1191 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,560 generally had a point in my life where I just go. 1192 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,600 Do you saw a video of Roy Kane talking about Roy Kane just went 1193 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,840 when it stops being good crack. I was like I. 1194 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,440 Yeah. I don't like going to pubs 1195 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,800 anymore, don't want to go. Out do you do you physically 1196 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,240 feel like way different? Yeah, like absolutely. 1197 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,760 Like I haven't got any lighter, but I've got slimmer. 1198 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,120 Yeah, I don't have anxiety from hangovers because hangovers 2 1199 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,320 days, nearly 30s. Like, yeah, I'm getting the 1200 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,200 admin done. Do you mean I'm gagging loads 1201 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,920 right and stuff? Yeah, I'll be there. 1202 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,320 I feel really healthy. I am. 1203 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:50,960 I'm trying to give up. Can I tell you my Revise Dairy 1204 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:55,000 Milk almond bar? The just the not one. 1205 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,480 Is that the? Almond chocolate made with 1206 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,560 almond milk. Oh fuck, I didn't know it was a 1207 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,520 thing. I can't. 1208 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,760 I'd say that's amazing. I sometimes drive just to get it 1209 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,480 and I just eat it in the car park. 1210 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,200 I swear to God I'm mullet in the car park and I wish I could sit 1211 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,040 with a cup of tea at home. Maybe put the football on break 1212 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,240 off square by square, 2 rows at a time. 1213 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,280 I just. It's like the least etiquette 1214 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,840 you'll ever see me with. See, last week I went through 1215 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,160 this boner, this debauched phase of just fucking loving Weetabix. 1216 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,280 I don't know why, but for a full week I was and I knew it 33 1217 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,440 Weetabix at the time. I knew it was getting bad dry. 1218 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,440 No, no, no, not at all. But it was putting like fucking 1219 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,880 like I do have a wee bit of a gluten intolerance and a dairy 1220 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:44,920 intolerance and I've taken them out of my diet largely for the 1221 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,240 last couple of years. And then for a week I was going 1222 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,400 I just want to fucking all the gluten all the fucking and 1223 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,480 stomach was in beds. But I eat Weetabix in a really 1224 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,480 nasty way because I don't like it to get too soggy. 1225 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,920 So I usually have it made and it's like the spoon has to go 1226 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,400 straight in Once the melts in and I have it, I won't even I 1227 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,520 won't even get to the kitchen table. 1228 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,720 I'll eat it like. I I only wanted to be soggy. 1229 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,120 No, the perfect the. Perfect with me here. 1230 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,920 Dance for. You the perfect bit of Weetabix 1231 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,400 is when it's it's starting to go soggy, but there's still a bit 1232 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,840 of crunch, crunchiness. No, like halfway I think. 1233 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,120 You should probably try depping it. 1234 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:25,040 Depping it you're a fucking. I just can't go you well. 1235 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,480 Dippin Weetabix, how many Weetabix you different today? 1236 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,200 I mean, unfortunately I can't anymore. 1237 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,960 Don't Rob would have. Been 3 or 4 like no problem just 1238 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,880 dip them. Dip them in like in a bowl of 1239 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,480 water, no. He's doing this in the middle. 1240 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,000 Of the with your hand and you just what happens? 1241 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,800 You're getting towards the end because it's going to seep in. 1242 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,560 I'll just cut the middle with a spoon like a gentleman. 1243 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,200 You don't mind, Savage? I want it to be the one. 1244 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,360 I want it and the milk to become one consistency. 1245 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,400 That's porridgement. No, you don't want that. 1246 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,320 You want to fucking joy. I loved her. 1247 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,400 I do love a cereal. See Frosties. 1248 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,280 Can I tell you I can't take them anymore? 1249 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,280 Can I tell you what I love? Cookie crisps. 1250 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,280 Cookie Crisp class. Big, massible. 1251 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,640 Oh, we've said before, Cinnamon Graham. 1252 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,000 Golden Grahams. I'm a Golden Grahams man. 1253 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,080 I'm a Golden Grahams man. Ricycles. 1254 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,560 Ricycles fucking cereal nostalgia. 1255 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,160 What happened? Honey not lips. 1256 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,800 Yeah, Honey, not. Lips with the bomb. 1257 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,320 And they were better than honey. Not Cheerios. 1258 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,320 Yeah, yeah, they were better. Start. 1259 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,720 Remember, start. I got back, but again, the bike 1260 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,120 in the front, yeah, oh man, they were, they were, they were 1261 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,240 underground like. Yeah, what was the golden 1262 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,560 Nuggets? Remember golden Nuggets? 1263 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,000 100% the prospector on the cover. 1264 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,040 Yeah, I love golden Nuggets. Fantastic. 1265 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,320 So good for you as well. That probably probably 'cause 1266 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,760 every fucking medical issue we have. 1267 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,200 Eh, eh. Sugar puffs. 1268 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,840 Sugar puffs. Sugar puffs are alright, but 1269 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,320 then you went for a pain and smell like sugar puffs. 1270 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,880 And I love, but I love sugar puffs. 1271 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,480 Yeah. I love sugar puffs. 1272 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,080 Sugar pot again. Sugar puffs. 1273 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,560 Didn't want them too soggy now that was. 1274 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,560 The thing that was the problem with sugar puffs, the first 1275 00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,520 fucking half, it was class. Yeah, second-half special care 1276 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,920 bit of sugar class. Brown. 1277 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,920 Flakes good gear like a bro fruit not. 1278 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,240 Never had it next says Crunchy Nuts. 1279 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,720 Never had it. Crunchy nuts Just a Poshmont 1280 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,920 Frosties doing crunchy nuts Frosties would give a job. 1281 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,720 Right, right, right. Whatever. 1282 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:24,320 Frosted weights. Frosted weights many bite sized 1283 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,200 wheat effects with sugar already on them. 1284 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,960 Let's address it. Get out frosted weights. 1285 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,840 What are they? Are we missing any Coco pops? 1286 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,760 Wheatles. Wheatles. 1287 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,240 Yeah, it was good. Every time someone mentions Coco 1288 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,480 Pops, I'll bring it up because I feel like it's a Mandela Effect 1289 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,800 thing that no one remembers. There was one year for 1290 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,800 Halloween, they had a limited edition Coco Pops were half the 1291 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,800 cocoa Pops were scared white so it was white chocolate and 1292 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:55,040 normal chocolate, a blended flavour of Coco pop and fuck me 1293 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,320 it was incredible. I bet you could track those down 1294 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,800 online. You won't need them. 1295 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,200 I was about 20 years ago. Once the diabetes picked like I 1296 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,080 threw it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1297 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,800 We're going to take a very quick break for 5-10 minutes and then 1298 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,160 our Butler will join us, but we're here. 1299 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,640 No, not yet. He's been in the chat. 1300 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,560 He has a bar he's blocked. You better be getting cereal, 1301 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,640 I'm starving. We're back in a couple minutes. 1302 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,560 Cheers. You baby. 1303 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,800 The gentleman Welcome back to this live stream episode, the 1304 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,120 last daily brew of the week with my guests Mickey Bartlett and 1305 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,560 joining us all the way from where have you been in your? 1306 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,760 House. I've just been in my house. 1307 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,240 All the way from his house and the address is no Aaron. 1308 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:41,080 Butler noon improved arm Butler CBD oil Arm Butler guys. 1309 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,800 I need, yes, we need to talk about this. 1310 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,440 Because I'm. On the gear head. 1311 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,120 You fucking junkie Bob Marley. How dare you? 1312 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,920 Absolute Bob Marley. That's my deck. 1313 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,200 Don't know if you don't mind. Aaron Butler. 1314 00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,320 He got me, got got tea with me. You know my name, Aaron Butler. 1315 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,400 Ring ring pussy now the pussy dead. 1316 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:07,120 What talk to bomber clock Don't. Understand any of that, but it's 1317 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,760 very funny. Fucking you're hooked man 1318 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,800 that's. Show me your free The Way 1319 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,120 tattoo. I got CBD mixed with melatonin. 1320 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,680 I'm sleeping like a baby at the minute. 1321 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,960 She's very nicely. Yeah, it's big. 1322 00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,400 Gummy. Yeah, big national. 1323 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,880 CBD gummies are good. No it's the drops and doing 1324 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,480 drops. I good gummies hardcore and the 1325 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,560 problem is when you get you start getting used to them and 1326 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:34,600 I'm going to bed like half a packet and there's so much sugar 1327 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,360 that I'm wired up. Washing it down with coke, Yeah. 1328 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,240 So I'm going to ask you how you could start in that, because 1329 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,080 that's huge news from. Big, big, big changes in the. 1330 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:48,880 Or do a 3:00 today the live teams me from the waterfront 1331 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,600 hall with you, me and Willie T master chef after dark is going 1332 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,760 live on Patreon. Wow at 3:00. 1333 00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:00,560 And we're doing this ahead of the live SSE show on the 23rd of 1334 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,800 May. I tickets for that are available 1335 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,920 now. Ticket Master. 1336 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,440 We've made the arena bigger already and we'll just keep 1337 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,120 plodding on seeing what happens, but tickets are flying out. 1338 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,400 Bigger, better, Brasher browsers. 1339 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,080 On cut. So you're a drug game, he's 1340 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:17,880 called. The. 1341 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,960 Starting Tenerife. Starting 10 right with the bad 1342 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,920 crowd. What happened you I know what 1343 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,200 happened. You walked in the street singing 1344 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,520 and a couple of guys were in a fucking barrel on fire comb when 1345 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,480 they're her and then they saw you and it became this like he 1346 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,320 was like. Hey. 1347 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,520 Buddy, you want to get high. What do I got to do to join 1348 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,120 your? Crew, I don't even know how to 1349 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,640 get high. You're going to be fine but man 1350 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,840 to give you a nickname like but man. 1351 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:44,800 Oh, you mean? The just saw the junior was 1352 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,040 Yeah. I get in trouble, my pops are 1353 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,600 going crazy. Like, hey Kappa, you don't tell 1354 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,640 me what to do. I like how all this hot in 1355 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,640 Tenerife by the way. Amigos, chill out, they go. 1356 00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,960 No, you're going to chill out. It's the policy. 1357 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,120 I just want to do a pharmacy and. 1358 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,600 But why? What meat? 1359 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,560 What was? It a pharmacy in a fucking 1360 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,960 Winnebago. No guys making their own CBD. 1361 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,640 Next you tell me you're drinking chamomile tea. 1362 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,160 Yeah, Mad Bath. No, no, I haven't got that far 1363 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,160 yet. So what, how? 1364 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,440 What drove Aaron Butler? I was on one of my routine daily 1365 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,120 walks. I was having it around noon time 1366 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,840 and. By the way, around 77. 1367 01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,760 Yeah, and on one of those, I was happened to be walking past the 1368 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,160 pharmacy. You know, you're in farms in 1369 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,440 your holidays. You let's see what they have. 1370 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,560 Let's see like what different gear I can get in here that's 1371 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,920 legal. And I was like, what? 1372 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,440 What would be the number one thing to put me asleep? 1373 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,720 Like what's your sleep? We haven't. 1374 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,560 Probably the electric chair I have. 1375 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,120 Yeah, I have trouble sleeping always, right. 1376 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,880 And they were like because. You're walking too early, Yeah. 1377 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,280 It's like 7:00 AM. Hey, good morning. 1378 01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:01,200 No, this is all above board and like. 1379 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,720 See, when you say the phrase it's all about board sounds like 1380 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,560 it's not all about. Board. 1381 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,000 I know, I know, but they were just like put these wheat 3 1382 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,160 drops in your mouth before you go to bed and see what happens 1383 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,080 and. Then try CBD. 1384 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,480 And then trash drops PPD, Yeah, and then? 1385 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,240 Taking trash drops. Trash drops. 1386 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,440 Yeah. Trash drops. 1387 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,320 Yep, that's right. Oh, tres, yeah, I thought it was 1388 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,600 the brown. So did you feel like, were you 1389 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,240 getting like a bit of an adrenaline rush, like even 1390 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,600 buying them? No, it's meant to. 1391 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,920 No, but I mean, yeah, you may. Imagine you've been so sober 1392 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,960 your whole life that you just see. 1393 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,440 But in you're like, man, the walls are melting. 1394 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. 1395 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,120 You. Start them that night back in 1396 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,680 the. Beetles. 1397 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,760 Yeah. Back in the room. 1398 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,760 I they said take it half hour before you plan to go with 1399 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,840 sleep. So it was about half nine. 1400 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,840 Want to get sleep at 10? Take drops. 1401 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,240 I'd like a light. Brilliant. 1402 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,360 Had the best night sleep in my life. 1403 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,640 We'll tell you what it that's a good sleep. 1404 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,480 It's very good sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1405 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,640 And yeah, been on it and. You've never looked back. 10 1406 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,840 hours back, it's too much sleep. That's a wee wait. 7/7 or 45 1407 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,040 minutes. Did anyone watch the Brian 1408 01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,920 Johnson documentary? No, no, because he's all about 1409 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,400 optimal sleep and stuff and. Brian. 1410 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,560 Johnson. He's the guy who's trying to 1411 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,040 stay alive for as long as possible. 1412 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,560 The millionaire. Oh, and. 1413 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,600 He has a documentary on Netflix. I don't think you'll do it and 1414 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,240 on, but is this. The same guy who's been like, 1415 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,040 oh, by the way, the things I've tried are killing me. 1416 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,440 Well, yeah, there's a bit of that. 1417 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,720 Biohacking. Yeah, but in the documentaries 1418 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,360 like, yeah, I've got my blood boy. 1419 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,280 So we need to start getting blood boys. 1420 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,520 So a blood boy is when a. Child hooked A rated and you 1421 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,840 suck the neck every three days. Not far off, yeah, but what it's 1422 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:31,600 the Boy George essentially it's when you get there support is 1423 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:34,720 that a photo of them there while dragon but you get it does. 1424 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,080 Look very vampiric to me. Yeah, well, he doesn't because 1425 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,200 he's trying to protect the skinny. 1426 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,280 Never want. He's always putting factor 5, 1427 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,080 factor 50 on two to be fair. It all. 1428 01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,440 It's all just. Collected. 1429 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,120 It has all just collected. You're a mentor. 1430 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm putting all sorts of serums 1431 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,280 and creams and all on my face trying to stay like this guy. 1432 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,800 But he he has a blood boy. What is a blood boy? 1433 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,360 What, boy is someone that's younger than you who has healthy 1434 01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:01,240 blood and you transfuse your blood or their blood to you so 1435 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,960 that you can live longer and have like more longevity? 1436 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,000 And then the boy dies within 3 days. 1437 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,120 Well, the boy was his son. He was. 1438 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,080 Used. Oh God. 1439 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,000 Well, here's what the documentary does. 1440 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,040 By the way, you should watch this documentary because it's 1441 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,800 very, very freaky. It's very insatious. 1442 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,640 So he gets his son's blood. He then gives his blood to his 1443 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,240 dad. So they're getting 3 generations 1444 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,440 of blood. So the dad is not only getting 1445 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,280 his blood, but he's getting his grandson's blood transfused 1446 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,160 Indium and they're all. They sleep upside down like 1447 01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,840 that. May as well there's. 1448 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,000 No reflections. I do recommend watching it 1449 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,800 because there is some interesting stuff involved. 1450 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,920 Candy garlic. Afraid of crucifixes? 1451 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,200 That's that's sick as fuck. Yep. 1452 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,080 So yeah, Brian Johnson, my new hero. 1453 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,280 So it's weird if I try to give my dad my bloody tell me to. 1454 01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:45,320 Fuck off, don't try to stay sober me. 1455 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,160 I can't wait to drive in three weeks. 1456 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:53,360 Your blood without a head on. 100% if I donate. 1457 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,760 If I donate, blood comes out in 35 mill measures. 1458 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,080 Used to put like 3/4 of your blood out first and then the 1459 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,160 last quarter. Put in the cup and check it. 1460 01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,000 I think his blood type is Smithwicks. 1461 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,360 Yeah, you want to take my blood through a beer ball? 1462 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,560 Oh, so I've seen this guy. I didn't know a lot about it. 1463 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,920 Documentary Netflix or it's on Netflix. 1464 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,760 It's just I think it's called Live Forever or something like 1465 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,640 that. People saying this guy might be 1466 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,120 weird. Yeah, he's quite. 1467 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,680 He's quite. He's all about his sleep. 1468 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,320 So he doesn't let, he makes a promise of himself. 1469 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,360 He's like, I will not let anything get in the way of my 1470 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,000 sleep. So. 1471 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,680 Apart from sucking blood or your son? 1472 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,280 So he's like 9:00. I'm sleeping. 1473 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:39,160 I don't care what's, I don't care if I get offered an eight 1474 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,400 way orgy with the most beautiful girls in the world. 1475 01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,320 I'm sleeping. Why was the other number you 1476 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:46,440 picked just when you go three I'm? 1477 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,080 Freaking out right now. She was sleeping now. 1478 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,480 He goes asleep and wakes up at half four I think and then first 1479 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,480 thing he does is like hydrate and work out and then does like 1480 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,760 some emails. He has a whole some emails. 1481 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,560 He has a whole he still. Has through normal. 1482 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:04,200 He goes. He has admin. 1483 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:08,160 His planner, wake up at 4:30, workout, hydrate, emails, drink 1484 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:09,040 son's blood. Yeah. 1485 01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,000 He takes, he takes 100 vitamin pills. 1486 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,200 Jesus Christ. So like I take like a bit of 1487 01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,800 fish oil or a bit of a vitamin D or whatever this guy has. 1488 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,160 This guy has a full stack of like and he's just just him and 1489 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,920 his son in the kitchen in the morning just popping. 1490 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,200 Those together. He is late 40s I wanna say. 1491 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,200 But he looks old. It doesn't look. 1492 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,920 Good. Yeah, they say, because he's 1493 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,320 like lost a bit of weight and stuff in his face. 1494 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,800 He looks a bit sunken in and stuff, but oh, this is what him 1495 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,800 and his son do. Him. 1496 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,320 And you love this. Him and. 1497 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:46,440 His son use a device when they go asleep at night to measure 1498 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,560 the quality and length of their boners. 1499 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:54,800 So he's comparing his boner to his son's boner because he was. 1500 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,120 Why? Because there's Blood, the deck, 1501 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,520 he's thinking, how many years? Is that? 1502 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,160 The three. Is that the three generations? 1503 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,640 Yes. So they do this weird photo 1504 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,280 shoot together, That's what it is. 1505 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,280 And they show it in the documentary and they're hugging 1506 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,960 by a river and also. What does that look like? 1507 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,360 Pot butcher in a fucking ball cap. 1508 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,280 Yeah, the dad. So The funny thing is the son 1509 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,640 and the dad are like, not in bad shape. 1510 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,440 The other, the granddad has not looked after himself all his 1511 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,640 life, but they're trying to like, you know, they're like, 1512 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,560 let's just see if we can get you a bit better. 1513 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,480 So yeah. There's other ways. 1514 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,640 There used to be Mormon broccoli, used to be Mormons, 1515 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,800 used to be hardcore Mormons, and then they left the church and 1516 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,720 now they can't talk to his wife and the other kids. 1517 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,280 It's very weird. But yeah, they're made. 1518 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,440 Yeah, he thinks they're weirdos. Yeah. 1519 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,480 They need bloody negatives over here. 1520 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:45,600 Son, do you fancy a pet? But yeah, they're he's measuring 1521 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,240 his erection quality as he gets older and apparently it's just 1522 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,880 like his son. So he's 47 but has the erection 1523 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:54,040 of 18 year old. Oh, that's the age. 1524 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,360 But I also watched a documentary on Channel 4 called My Massive 1525 01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,520 Cock. That's a good one. 1526 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,480 No. What's that about? 1527 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,880 No, exactly. Yeah, just. 1528 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:08,000 Looking for me, I was an extra. But it's a good one to watch. 1529 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:16,600 You played the cock before cock, but yeah, it's a good one 1530 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:20,160 because it shows showcases like different people in the UK and 1531 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,960 case studies on big, big, big cocks like lads. 1532 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,560 Because it was the guy, the famous guy who. 1533 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,600 Was on this morning, they only kept getting stopped at airports 1534 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,480 because they only had a concealed weapon which had a 13 1535 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,640 inch cock saw. So these are about 10, these are 1536 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,880 about 10 or 11 and one guy plays. 1537 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,720 For young people documentary. Like. 1538 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,520 A football team, one guy plays for a football team and every 1539 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,440 time he goes in the change room all the lads is banter or taking 1540 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,560 photos of it and send it around the entire village. 1541 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,920 And he's complaining like I don't consent to any of these 1542 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,120 and his mates are like waves up. You have a big Dick, let's show 1543 01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:51,680 everybody. So he's having a bad time. 1544 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,840 There's one guy. Who just drying his tears was 1545 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,680 caught, didn't. Have issues like as in is your 1546 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,920 medical? They're complaining, they're 1547 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:02,640 saying it's too big, they're like, I can't have sex with this 1548 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,240 and all it's that big and stuff like that. 1549 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,400 It's that big, you could have sex actually with it. 1550 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,400 Yeah, yeah, what the heck of it personally. 1551 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:12,400 Yeah, there's one guy on who is like 5 foot three. 1552 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,080 Like no rake. Yeah, yeah. 1553 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:19,200 He's a rake of a he looks like a kid, like he's 25 or whatever, 1554 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,840 but he's just looks malnourished. 1555 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:25,600 But the piece on him is 1/10 of the size of them they've 1556 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,720 calculated and it's just 10. Percent cock. 1557 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it gets. 1558 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,720 I wouldn't have James. Weirdly. 1559 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:36,920 If I if I if I had 10% of my body was my Willy, yeah, I 1560 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:41,120 wouldn't fucking. Have James, but the best part 1561 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,560 I'd be. Driving along the road, would 1562 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,200 you say out the window? You see the piece? 1563 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,319 Yeah, well here's the thing. They make a mould of it. 1564 01:08:48,319 --> 01:08:49,680 This is the weird part of the documentary. 1565 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,960 That's the weird part. Yeah, but here's why it's weird 1566 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,000 because they make a mould of it and they show him having lunch 1567 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,399 with his mates later that day and he just reaches down and 1568 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:59,200 goes and sticks it on the table and they're all like. 1569 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,560 That's an erect like. Hard or soft? 1570 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,200 I think it's soft. Like, yeah, yeah. 1571 01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,840 But it's, it's my name. One guy looks about getting into 1572 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,200 a reduction done and then he decides against it because it's 1573 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,319 not medically like the most safest thing to do. 1574 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,000 I've watched a lot of good stuff recently. 1575 01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:17,080 Anyway, this article was telling you about. 1576 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:23,080 We haven't even addressed the guy catfishing you or the fact 1577 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,640 that you're wearing your own region merchandise. 1578 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,720 Well shout out to our friend the Irish Yang because his it's his 1579 01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,240 buddies company Dan who sorted it out when he was here. 1580 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,359 Remember he had lunch from that day so thank you very much. 1581 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,120 It's a new pickleball kit for Armagh. 1582 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:41,840 So 5 ini towns top locations in the UK for sex toy purchases. 1583 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,800 Guys, what do you think the top five are? 1584 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,080 Easily Cookstown zipper. OK, thanks. 1585 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:49,040 Not involved in the. List sauces their ground. 1586 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,360 Keep guessing though. I want to say Ballymena. 1587 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,480 No, you're. Not green pastures. 1588 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,680 Search me, they wouldn't be having that. 1589 01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,800 I thought you're suppressed. Might be fucking. 1590 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,800 Not Lauren, no. Ported on. 1591 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,280 Not ported. Belfast. 1592 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,680 Would be one of them. No, it's not even. 1593 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:08,920 No, you haven't got any, no. You're going where I'm not 1594 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:13,080 dairy. No, no, and amazed you haven't 1595 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,120 even guessed one right here. Not falling the hench. 1596 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,880 No S killin is #1. For. 1597 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,440 Sex toys it was found to purchase more vibrators per 1598 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:25,000 person than the rest of the UK, and Newton Ards bought more 1599 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,040 costumes and Ballyclare more anal toys. 1600 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,720 Ballyclare is loving. Yeah. 1601 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:35,240 So the list is number one in a skillin #2 Down Patrick #3 1602 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:39,200 Dungannon #4 ards #5 Ballyclare. She's Bally. 1603 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,120 Claire is not even a big place. No, but they're loving their 1604 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,560 little toys, your consciousness, you know? 1605 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,960 It turns out actually the home and Oma was common from asylum. 1606 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:56,120 Yeah. I don't measure on the director 1607 01:10:56,120 --> 01:11:00,680 skill. That's nicely done. 1608 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:03,560 Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that at all. 1609 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,880 Wouldn't have those. Yeah, we learned something 1610 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:05,800 today. That's what you can't sell 1611 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:10,240 tickets on a skill. They're all in the house, bad 1612 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,280 teeth and crossed eyes. Common all the time. 1613 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,560 See when you see them. Coming I'm going see when. 1614 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,440 You see them in speedboats put up the jetty. 1615 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,840 They're not ancient yet, exactly, they're just regular. 1616 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,320 Yeah. Dan, hit us with a question 1617 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,160 there, please. Can we talk about Butler's 1618 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:24,520 catfish? Absolutely. 1619 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:28,840 There is an holster on the live chat right now that is making 1620 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,400 comments in my name and he's made my account with my exact 1621 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,120 profile picture and he's just leaving it. 1622 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,840 But he's not leaving any like hateful comments. 1623 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,680 He's just leaving stuff that I would actually say. 1624 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,640 So real, can I give you my take on this? 1625 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,560 Please. I think you you're, you were 1626 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,440 like into AI way before the rest of us. 1627 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,120 I think attacked me. I think you cloned yourself. 1628 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,160 I think you cloned yourself and it's escaped. 1629 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,280 And I think that's the real Aaron Butler or. 1630 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,840 Because you would do leaving comments now because it only 1631 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,360 happened to be happening when you weren't here. 1632 01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:58,920 I think you're just fucking making an excuse for leaving 1633 01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,440 comments. I don't. 1634 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:00,960 Know maybe I'm the clone right now. 1635 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,120 That's what I'm saying. Would Aaron Butler do CBD and 1636 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,640 melatonin? I don't know guys, but. 1637 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,720 The clone, I like what he lost dressed all in black. 1638 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:11,200 Aaron Buckley, dude, he would. Do your eyes are darker? 1639 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,520 Your eyes are darker. More red at the same time, yeah. 1640 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,520 Guys, I don't know what you're talking about. 1641 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,120 Oh my God. By the way, if you do have a 1642 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,920 close, only matter of time before you guys fuck. 1643 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:25,560 If I do, water is refreshing. But yeah, no. 1644 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,320 So the impulsors out there, I hope we find them. 1645 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:28,400 You're. Going to hunt your clone down 1646 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:31,200 and fuck them and never leave the house. 1647 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,080 Here's a question. No. 1648 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,760 I like where this is going. No, you're cloned, right? 1649 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,880 You're on an island with you and just your clone is it? 1650 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,440 Get a bag it go. Who? 1651 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,400 I don't think it is you. Know Father to go. 1652 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,800 I don't. I don't think it is, but I don't 1653 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:52,920 think I would. It's not a legally sent, but you 1654 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,400 wouldn't do. It I would bang one of your 1655 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:59,040 clone for no one would hear me on like I'd say my my clothes 1656 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,840 bum hole and golf that better you want to give you a new. 1657 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,280 One why would show your bum hole? 1658 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:10,120 It's a mess and. What and what respect looks like 1659 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,720 elasticity or like? You know all of it, just I 1660 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,920 looked at it and gasped. It's like an old sleeping bag 1661 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:15,800 drawstring. It's broke. 1662 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,160 I know it's worse. It's like a sleeping bag filled 1663 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,000 with bricks. How'd you look at? 1664 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:26,960 It no put my phone. I mean, I've like glanced at the 1665 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,600 side the murd like we look at the. 1666 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,320 Cheeks 100%. I mean, 100%, yeah. 1667 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,720 No, you're just admitted to it and you're ridiculing me for 1668 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,120 doing. This. 1669 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,240 Yeah, you're like. Nothing wrong with the I'm doing 1670 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,720 it for medical reasons. You'll be doing it because 1671 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,320 you're like, need more bleach on that, Yeah. 1672 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,720 You have a bomb disposal more 100% every morning. 1673 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,640 Just get away. I reckon your bombs for steam. 1674 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,320 I reckon you're pretty good minds just out too much booze 1675 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,680 over the years. I looked at it one time and it 1676 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:52,000 was a bad fluid. That's sad to hear. 1677 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,840 It was like, I won't show a doctor if I ever have something 1678 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,160 you can. I'll just die. 1679 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:57,800 Yeah. Like you just got to leave it or 1680 01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,280 show it up. There'd be another medical staff 1681 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,800 strike if I was like, there's something on my bum, yeah, like 1682 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,560 I'm not paying, but. What's going to happen when you 1683 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,000 have to get the week colonoscopy and all? 1684 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,160 That I can't wait for. Why? 1685 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,280 Because I'll have to bring in a big Russian blind fella. 1686 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,480 Why is he blind? There's a black coat. 1687 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,880 What if he pokes the wrong hole? He'd need to be blind if he 1688 01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,120 pokes the wrong hole, it's only better for him. 1689 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:23,120 Putting it up your arse? Yeah. 1690 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,680 Dan, we have a question, please. Not a question, but a statement, 1691 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,520 Arm Butler says. Sorry, was a way of practising 1692 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,040 pickleball there lads. That is not me. 1693 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:36,440 Now you know AI. Butler. 1694 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:39,160 No. AI Butler, come down here and 1695 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:41,200 join us in the couch. Two of them just. 1696 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,960 Say, well man, that's my life now. 1697 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:45,640 Who knows how long it's been going on for. 1698 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,680 I don't even know now am I real anymore? 1699 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,760 It's or any of this one. It's the CBD talking. 1700 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:54,560 Yeah, I'm just so crazy. He's just tripping, man. 1701 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,640 Yeah. He's just tripping, probably 1702 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,520 starving on you also. Crispin Pizza. 1703 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,360 No, I'm OK. I'm fasting at the moment. 1704 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,360 I'm good. Just water. 1705 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,840 Hello you fasting for brother. Who's with the weight? 1706 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,520 Are you? I just feel better. 1707 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,040 I'm like my boy Brian here, he tells me. 1708 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,400 You should fast probably. Yeah, yeah. 1709 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,920 He'll needs for like 6 hours of the day. 1710 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,840 And the good thing is now you have a clone, you can get some 1711 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,600 blood. Yeah, that's true. 1712 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,400 Yeah, I get a blood boy. I need a blood boy. 1713 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,960 If anyone's looking, be a blood boy. 1714 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,720 No, you would be the blood boy. No I'm not, I'm too old to be a 1715 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,040 blood boy now. I need a younger blood boy and 1716 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,800 35 heading to 36th in April. Did the the bot man have a good 1717 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,120 time Tenerife? Had a lovely time. 1718 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,560 Are you recharged yet? Recharged, refreshed lot of new 1719 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:35,040 material, got written up drunk trying not to started drugs with 1720 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,880 CBD. Did anyone I? 1721 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,960 Got wanked by the Asian lady, do you hear about that? 1722 01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:44,480 Yeah, the Asian lady there's. No, no, no, no. 1723 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:48,360 This was the one of the one, this was the honour of sign and 1724 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:51,240 said I'm the Asian lady of Tenerife and so. 1725 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:58,320 Oh, just mental skilling. The I had, I was walking along 1726 01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,080 the strip one evening and loads of massage places everywhere. 1727 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,440 I was like, oh, you know, I've been sitting at a desk a lot. 1728 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:07,400 I'll go get away massaged on the back shoulders, go in, see a 1729 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,440 lady and I was like back. Shot 1. 1730 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,200 I was like, no, well, she was on. 1731 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,200 It was her own business. She was self-employed. 1732 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:16,280 Tax returns flat out today they they're getting it in, but any 1733 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,480 get. On here. 1734 01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:22,720 Is Andrew Ryan's favourite day by the way he is salivating at 1735 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:23,480 the minute. Gets the. 1736 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:27,480 Super Bowl for him. Yeah, the the, but she I said 30 1737 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,320 minutes back shoulders head on into the room. 1738 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,960 I'm wearing shorts and boxers because I'm just doing the back 1739 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:33,760 and shoulders. I'm lying on the bed. 1740 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,360 She just starts pulling the shorts off me like I'm a little 1741 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,680 baby on the table. Like not even no respect at. 1742 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:41,960 All are you front face. I'm front down, vulnerable, 1743 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,480 She's very vulnerable. Short and boxers just. 1744 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:47,440 Well she takes shorts down 1st and then she takes the boxers 1745 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,600 and just leaves the the our sheiks hanging out. 1746 01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:52,640 So my chi I'm like a. But at any point you could. 1747 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,640 Go park it back in. What colour box have you were? 1748 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:57,280 And was wearing blue. Could be sweat back there. 1749 01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,720 I I wasn't, it was fine. That's OK. 1750 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,280 I'm just, I'm just thinking, well, look. 1751 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,320 When I tell you what she was getting up to, I don't think a 1752 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,400 bit of sweat will have Yeah, put her off anyway. 1753 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:08,280 And she does the backrobe all good. 1754 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,040 And at the very end she's like actually finished hat me on the 1755 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,000 back and I looked up, I'm looking up on the bed and she's 1756 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,640 above me looking down at me and she's like happy ending. 1757 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,840 And she did that motion there with two hands. 1758 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:26,720 And you were like, no happy end. And then I immediately went home 1759 01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:28,920 and showered because I thought she's probably touched a lot of 1760 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,880 Dicks today and it's being spread across my back. 1761 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:35,040 Now, and was she offended? She did she think it was weird? 1762 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,240 You don't. Yes she a bit like yes what the 1763 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,240 hell Yes, why was the weirdo for not getting one? 1764 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,560 Because she almost assumes if you're just a single lonely guy 1765 01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,840 going in to get a massage, you're looking for the wank. 1766 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:47,520 See, I've never had a happy ending in a massage, right? 1767 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,800 But part of me is interested in just the mechanics. 1768 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,160 Have a sad ending because you can't get it up. 1769 01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,160 Yeah, no, yeah. She pulled my shorts and saw my 1770 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,280 own. I'm like, get the fuck out of 1771 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,800 here. Why'd you get an elephant's 1772 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,000 mouth hanging under your back? But I would. 1773 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,240 Part of me is like, can I just sit in when you give somebody? 1774 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,600 Because I want to know what they want to watch, not watch for a 1775 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,040 sexual way. I just mean, is it? 1776 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:11,160 Oh, what for me, Let me finish. Is it? 1777 01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:15,680 That's what. You said, but is it just like is 1778 01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,840 it like a she just like fucking with one the day or did they put 1779 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,360 a wee bit of like oh. No. 1780 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,200 I think business, I think there's a bit of showmanship. 1781 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,600 In it you would have to. Get a root, wouldn't it? 1782 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:30,080 I think a lot of people already have a root, yeah. 1783 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,080 That's why you've gone in. Yeah. 1784 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:33,480 And you know that that's going to happen. 1785 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:36,000 Yeah, it's like when you've got a nod in your back, the tensions 1786 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,320 there. You needed. 1787 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,640 You needed. But a roots that you would take 1788 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:40,960 care of yourself. We leave those, wouldn't it? 1789 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:46,320 Not so I was going I want to tell a story about anyone but. 1790 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:51,200 I'm trying to. Be one of my Barber. 1791 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:54,280 I Dave Alley was already. No no no, my Barber might go to. 1792 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,320 Fuck sake. I feel like I'm going to add 1793 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,200 someone here. You're not. 1794 01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,600 Say the Barber someone else goes to. 1795 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:04,920 The Barber Mickey goes to Across the Across the street from 1796 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,120 Mickey's barbers, there's a massage parlour. 1797 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,480 Fuck you what? Did he say? 1798 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:15,160 You heard from McDonald's. I don't know what I mean. 1799 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:15,840 It's. Going to go. 1800 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:16,960 We're seeing her. That looks like a big game. 1801 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:20,080 I know we're not all perfect, all right? 1802 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,560 He said. I'll get my deck cut in the 1803 01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,240 hospital. Barbara's like I was God 1804 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,840 intended. Yeah, go ahead. 1805 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,880 Sorry. Barbara's like what he had got 1806 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,840 cut. You're like, I'm loving them. 1807 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:38,120 As he wipes special sauce off his chest, my chest, I'm usually 1808 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:41,960 McDonald's. So there's a massage parlour 1809 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,760 opposite the road of the barbers and apparently he has a client 1810 01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,120 that goes in, gets the haircut and spends an afternoon. 1811 01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,200 He's like right, just nipping over to them and gets the 1812 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,000 haircut in the wank in the afternoon team. 1813 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,040 And that's like that's like his we daddy himself as we Monday. 1814 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:55,560 What? Order. 1815 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:56,840 Do you do that? You get the right order. 1816 01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:01,120 Haircut first. You have all her on your neck be 1817 01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:02,320 all itchy. I don't hang. 1818 01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:06,000 He cars Yeah, I did. He will tell a story about there 1819 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,040 was a brothel and Lorgan right, Of course. 1820 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:13,040 And I, Michael and the she knew a fellow who went to it one 1821 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,720 night and he says like he was all excited. 1822 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,120 He was steaming drunk, but he was all excited. 1823 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:17,960 Yeah, it was. No. 1824 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,920 That's what about. I swore. 1825 01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:25,440 Happy at steaming. That's just what The funny thing 1826 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,600 is. I'm pretty sure it was in a 1827 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:28,440 house that my me and my family lived in at one point. 1828 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:31,200 So it does make it sound worse. But he says he went down and he 1829 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:33,680 was kind of like he knocked the door and he's trying to like, is 1830 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:34,880 there a code word? I don't know that I've never 1831 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:37,440 been to brothel before. And this sort of big older lady 1832 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:39,760 opened the door and he thought, oh, she must be like the Madam. 1833 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,520 He was like, right. And he said he was sitting in 1834 01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,880 the living room. And he said, and apparently it 1835 01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:45,880 was like a dentist waiting room was all old magazines that you 1836 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,640 wouldn't open, you couldn't open. 1837 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,120 And there's like there's like 3 or 4 fellows just sitting sort 1838 01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,520 of like, oh. My fuck. 1839 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,600 Excuse me, He said. He was waiting like fucking next 1840 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,480 guy goes, next guy goes and he's like, I'm here and I'm doing it. 1841 01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:00,800 And he said as he was called next, he was like went out of 1842 01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,200 the room and the old daily was walking down the stairs wiping 1843 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:07,680 her vagina with a wet wipe. Not a funny story, just 1844 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,680 interesting, right? They're not all gold. 1845 01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,120 What do you think this Bonnie blue girl let's slept with 1000 1846 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,480 guys? English class. 1847 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:25,960 Dirty rotten her no more. I just feel bad for number 9 #99 1848 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,120 yeah, I mean, and the guy from the Guinness Book of World 1849 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:32,760 Records above his pen grid. Surely you love that job. 1850 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:34,040 You want to sit in the massage. That's a good. 1851 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,160 Point No, I just wanted to see once I just want to, I want to 1852 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,680 maybe I'll ask somebody who's had one done. 1853 01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:40,800 What's it like? So what's it like? 1854 01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,640 Like I'm just interested. Is there is there a bit of a 1855 01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,160 show does is it sexual or is it very mechanical? 1856 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,960 But I don't want to see some wanked off. 1857 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,400 But you but she was a bit weird. Do you after is in like? 1858 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,280 Yeah, she was like almost like a shooter took it. 1859 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:56,320 But then she also didn't tell me if there was a surcharge. 1860 01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,800 You know what I mean? Like if there was an up sale 1861 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,600 happening, she made it sound like it was just hard to. 1862 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,600 I was. Went with the bad car with him. 1863 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:06,120 It went off twice. Did you buy the car? 1864 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:11,080 Not a question. But a statement. 1865 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,520 Mickey Bartlett says this fellow beside me is typing with his 1866 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,640 toes. You've got the AI I've. 1867 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,160 Got you now. Oh no. 1868 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:20,800 I knew I shouldn't have fucking tell us about Coven. 1869 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,120 Now they're coming together. Oh. 1870 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,800 Boy, Tesla bought Bartlett. Because I got up at half four 1871 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,320 this morning travelling from Clinic Hilty. 1872 01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:30,160 I don't know whether this is a dream I'm having in the hotel we 1873 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:33,320 stayed up last night or not. Just local comedian Cologne. 1874 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:35,360 It's all a VR. Experience It was an HP hotel 1875 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,960 when the boys what was it called? 1876 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:40,480 Clinic Hilty Park Hotels, is that exactly? 1877 01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,920 That's exactly the name of it. Is everything that Tonic Kildee 1878 01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:44,920 called the clonic LD? Yes yeah. 1879 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,720 Barbers, Clonic, Kildee, Tesco. Here's what two things we know 1880 01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:50,880 about Clonic guilty, The birth of Black Pudding and Michael 1881 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,240 Collins. That's it, pudding. 1882 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,400 Black pudding was actually Michael Collins only found thing 1883 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:01,640 black and Tom pudding. Nice. 1884 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:03,440 Thank you. That's all. 1885 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:05,920 No, but I'm not. That's all you need to know. 1886 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:07,920 I've never had a. You seem like a black pudding 1887 01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:08,720 fellow. Always have only. 1888 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,400 Killed the black pudding class because you can actually that 1889 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:15,280 with a coconut really good. I said I had one time was 1890 01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:17,200 steaming drunk. So the fellows house and Tony 1891 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,920 Golds, that's all I have. But you just caught him with the 1892 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:22,680 black pudding feed me and he wiped me off. 1893 01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:25,320 Was real weird. We had some breakfast today. 1894 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:26,640 I. Had some as well do. 1895 01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:30,400 You want to describe it as a roadside feed, big feed, roll 1896 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:33,040 trimming, big fry. Oh yeah, we'll just get that it. 1897 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:35,200 Charlie's. Colonic in the Charlie. 1898 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,320 'S Josh's Kitchen. Clock a deep fry. 1899 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:40,720 Emporium. It was like a lot of workmen 1900 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:41,880 going there and all, and that's the. 1901 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:42,680 Same. I thought you'd trust. 1902 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:43,520 That's good. Yeah. 1903 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:46,640 You see a high vis. High vis gear, big feed. 1904 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:49,000 Yeah, you're always in the middle of all the high visits. 1905 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:52,200 Brilliant big cooked breakfast. All the Trimmons slap. 1906 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:56,120 You go for a full fry up like. What was ours called Excel or 1907 01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:57,520 something called the big Big Boy. 1908 01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:00,600 Many sauces. It's called the Maxi Maxi Fry. 2 1909 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:04,200 sauces. At least three. 3 sauces. 1910 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:09,520 How big the sauces? Oh fuck 11 inches. 3 sauces. 3 1911 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:10,880 sauces. Too many sauces were fried 1912 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,320 sausage 3. Bacon 4 toast. 1913 01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:17,080 That's a heart attack. There beans and black pudding. 1914 01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,520 I didn't need the black pudding but I didn't finish shipping 2 1915 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,560 post eggs. Did you get your bread replaced 1916 01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:24,840 with the gluten free stuff? I went, then no I judged, I went 1917 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:25,880 then I would. They won't have any 1918 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,400 replacements. Didn't say in the menu but 1919 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:31,480 gluten free or anything I go. I go excuse me, I have a 1920 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:36,520 clinically bad tummy. I said, do you used to gluten 1921 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:37,960 free toast? You probably don't. 1922 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,480 And she went yes, Russian lady thing and folk remember she's 1923 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:44,160 like yes. I said do you do almond milk? 1924 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,480 Yes, fucking water. Water. 1925 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,440 It's great for you. I'm telling you, it's going to 1926 01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:52,320 be a good day. Yeah, congratulations. 1927 01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:54,920 It's a great one. What'd you just have for 1928 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:57,880 breakfast? Do you and I have been having 1929 01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,320 for breakfast something that you would love? 1930 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:01,440 Yeah. I wish. 1931 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:06,240 I wish sardo seeded bread so we not in seed. 1932 01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:09,520 Sardo bread, almond butter with sliced apple on it. 1933 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:11,760 Toasted. Sorry, toasted bread. 1934 01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:12,800 Don't. Sliced apple. 1935 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,480 You like sliced apple? Like Apple. 1936 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,440 I don't like it on like. On toast? 1937 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:17,960 Really. Apple on toast. 1938 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:19,880 Although it's a wee Golden Delicious one, it's good, no? 1939 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:20,760 That's weird. You can. 1940 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:22,480 Have like. Lady on toast. 1941 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:29,000 Toast, Yeah. Royal garlic no. 1942 01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:33,240 You can have, I would sometimes have banana, but then I've been 1943 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,080 putting a bit of apple in there too and I'm spicing it up a 1944 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,760 little bit. I'm just guys, life's an 1945 01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:39,600 adventure. Spicy apple India. 1946 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:45,000 Not really, not my type. Dan, any other comments jumping 1947 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,840 out there? Our McCann says. 1948 01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,040 Wish I was there. Guys. 1949 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,480 This is out. Of there's something not right 1950 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:55,280 in the multiverse here. We all know our McCann can't 1951 01:25:55,280 --> 01:26:00,640 type. We get an update from Butler on 1952 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:02,760 the Jake Paul. Logan Paul What? 1953 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,480 Would you like to know? So I told you, I said. 1954 01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:05,920 I saw on the Internet they're going to fight. 1955 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,680 By the way, we need to start putting fake news people on you. 1956 01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:10,320 We need to, we need to start fact checking. 1957 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,640 You're becoming the new Joe Rogan. 1958 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,280 You. Said you said your granny. 1959 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,280 You said Bernie Sanders was supporting Trump earlier. 1960 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:18,040 No, I think there. Was I knew that was actually, it 1961 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,640 was absolutely. I think there was a point where 1962 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,600 Trump obviously got the nomination and Sanders was like, 1963 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,720 yeah, vote for him because he was, he was being a party man. 1964 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:29,120 No, Bernie's party party he would have voted come out. 1965 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,480 Bernie didn't stand up the inauguration. 1966 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:33,280 He's like fuck that orange fuck or something. 1967 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:35,600 Was he here? Yeah, he didn't get by Trump. 1968 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:38,960 Yeah, but yeah, so that's anyway Jake Paul, Logan Paul, what do 1969 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:40,080 you want to? Fight. 1970 01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:41,440 Nope. Really. 1971 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,200 They have a documentary series coming out on HBO Max, and 1972 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,000 that's what they're promoting. You can look up the trailer. 1973 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,520 For it right now, do you think they will fight? 1974 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:51,560 Nope, no, not well. Here's saying it can't, it may 1975 01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:56,840 be unlike depends on a different sort of such factors #1 how much 1976 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,240 money can they make is the biggest one. 1977 01:26:58,240 --> 01:27:00,920 Obviously like say some Indian family like that was trying to 1978 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,400 offer McGregor and Logan Paul a bunch of like, I think there was 1979 01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:04,880 talk of like a billion getting thrown about. 1980 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:06,880 That's how like if something like that's getting thrown 1981 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,160 about, you'd maybe have a spar of your brother, you know what I 1982 01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:09,640 mean? So. 1983 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:10,720 We'll have a brother. Fuck. 1984 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,280 I'm your brother, buddy. My sister go for a fight. 1985 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,720 Yeah, so there's that. But no, for the minute it was 1986 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:20,120 just a big promo hype pace that fooled you. 1987 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:30,520 But I think I was saying the other day that like that world I 1988 01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:33,200 think needs that kind of fight because I all interest is being 1989 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,440 lost and that. There's just not that many big 1990 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:38,240 fights to happen. You've got people like KSI, Jake 1991 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:40,840 and Logan who are like the three big hitters in that sort of 1992 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:43,920 area, and then beneath that there's not really that much 1993 01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:45,200 else. So that jerk is simple. 1994 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:47,440 Oh yeah, you should get on a misfits card. 1995 01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:49,240 Let's campaign to get Yeah on Misfits. 1996 01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:50,320 Why don't? You do misfits. 1997 01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:54,120 Misfits is the big social media experiencer box and Ram by KSI. 1998 01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:57,280 But he has like you know, he has comedians already had who he had 1999 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,360 fucking. What's his name? 2000 01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:01,040 Double laughs. Yes, yet double laughs. 2001 01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,960 Fighting him. I think he was talking about it, 2002 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,480 but I don't. Know there was chat about that, 2003 01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:07,920 some .1 there, but yeah I think why not you would like to do 2004 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,160 something like that. No, I will. 2005 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:10,240 Hold on, make make. I'm throwing I. 2006 01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:11,480 Wouldn't want to fight my friends. 2007 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,680 Make I'm throwing a hypothetical your way, right? 2008 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:16,960 Misfits Boxing. Right. 2009 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,480 London. Right. 2010 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:22,480 The trilogy, right? You and party, the trilogy 2011 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:23,360 thought. Once. 2012 01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,360 You got to fight twice in one night. 2013 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,400 OK, You didn't hear me. So you're going to swap shorts? 2014 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,280 Yeah, so they have an order or. People want to hear it the the 2015 01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,280 rematch. No, I only like the idea of 2016 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:37,000 doing it for charity. I don't like the idea of 2017 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:37,840 fighting. You can donate. 2018 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:40,160 Your purse to charity. I'm not giving them a purse or 2019 01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:51,240 money. That's called the wallet. 15 2020 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,960 G's. No, only if it's for a good 2021 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:55,320 'cause I will. You could get the 15 G's do a 2022 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:57,680 good cause. You can both agree to do that 2023 01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:59,240 beforehand I. Suppose. 2024 01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:03,720 I do. You think real like you know. 2025 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,400 Why I don't think they would have me and buddy on a bit of 2026 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,840 who I do. Honestly they might because they 2027 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:11,640 don't just do like a big card, they'll do like smaller cards, 2028 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:13,800 they'll do regional cards. I think they did one in Ireland 2029 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:16,240 last year, the case I was meant to fight on but then pulled out 2030 01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:19,280 at the last minute. So they do have room for like 2031 01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:21,480 people from different areas. Like we could be like doing 2032 01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:23,280 things, we could get this, we could get this. 2033 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,320 We might be able to get something lit here. 2034 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,680 Would you, would you go 50? Are you happy to go 5050 on the 2035 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,040 perf before we start negotiations? 2036 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,320 No, but then his cards being in my purse, my cards being his 2037 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:33,800 purse. Bill. 2038 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,640 That's right. Have to go to shop together or 2039 01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:36,680 not. We'll live in different areas. 2040 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,040 Yeah, this could be it could be something. 2041 01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,880 Like I think we clipped this sounded because I tell them we 2042 01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:43,880 got a fight from Senator who's man's tailor. 2043 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:46,800 Well, I'm I'm a prime gainer. We. 2044 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,000 Prime, we've got her in. Did I tell you what this you did 2045 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,560 tell me about this? You were showing me the merch 2046 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:51,840 that we're going to get soon. I'm going to have. 2047 01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:55,400 Primer like listen, welcome to the team, really, this guy said. 2048 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,120 Or send me a little stop, but I haven't. 2049 01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:58,880 There's no sound. Prime athlete. 2050 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,640 I'm prime athlete. There's prime sand. 2051 01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:04,720 As in prime is in the. The energy drink. 2052 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:08,640 I'm a 5K park run prime athlete. Yeah, I'm a pickleball prime 2053 01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,560 athlete. I'm couch the 5K but I haven't 2054 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:15,400 done the 5K yet. Creative Couch. 2055 01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:17,560 This could be. Pro Culture. 2056 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:20,120 Look, Stranger things happened. Absolutely. 2057 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:23,120 I I, I do you know what I think we look ahead at what the 2058 01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:25,200 schedule of misfits in throughout the year and see what 2059 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:26,640 cars. When we want to see you done 2060 01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:27,440 with the box. Never. 2061 01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,040 I seen you hit the heavy bag one time. 2062 01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,240 Never. The girl didn't ask for it. 2063 01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:35,760 No. I had formed. 2064 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:37,440 I saw you. You're locked on your head. 2065 01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:39,840 We haven't. Tell him what I told Shane 2066 01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:42,760 before all of this started was see the dead and Shane knows 2067 01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:46,000 like, and you know as well you lose your life to it like well, 2068 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,960 fuck it, it's like. I drank the whole time. 2069 01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:51,560 I know that we were in Australia and stuff, it was different, but 2070 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:54,480 you were fucking, you're infrared sauna, all this. 2071 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,520 You were doing everything like, you know what I mean, so I 2072 01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:57,600 don't. Think that part of it helped me 2073 01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:01,680 much, but you're right out the the the dedication to it is is a 2074 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,320 lot. Yeah, I need to get Bird stand 2075 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:06,240 up, not boxing. But when you're a job guy. 2076 01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:07,560 True. Actually, yeah. 2077 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:09,440 You know, you get on the road, yeah, you've been caught. 2078 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:10,160 You're not Maddy. Yeah. 2079 01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:12,120 That's why people. Won't fight you. 2080 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:12,960 You're not Maddy. Look. 2081 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:15,400 Yeah. Every time you see a tricolour 2082 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,560 to fight, we'll get that off your foot. 2083 01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:22,120 Do I message KSI on Instagram? Message him or Mom's Taylor. 2084 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:24,440 Message Mom's Taylor. Do I have to do this right now? 2085 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,360 Mom's Taylor is K. This is the food. 2086 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:27,880 Like I'm in school. Like fight him at lunchtime. 2087 01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,840 Well, you don't. Have to agree you can fucking 2088 01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:30,960 just say no. It's. 2089 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:32,440 A. Humorous. 2090 01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:35,120 For now, all. Right, what to do with 2091 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:38,560 everything food? Fantastic, let's get him a 2092 01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:40,520 fight. What do I say here? 2093 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:42,160 Do I go? Just go. 2094 01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:46,120 I'm on the podcast right now. Just go. 2095 01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:49,640 Would there be space on a card later in the year for a comedian 2096 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:54,640 boxer to take place? Boxer comedy. 2097 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,560 Some show. Thank you Mickey Bartlett in the 2098 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:01,240 comments. Oh, you're back. 2099 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,560 I'll put Patty in a worse chokehold than Roy Keane. 2100 01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:06,240 I can't believe you said that. I hope I'm shockingly. 2101 01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,200 You are. That's she's actually he's got 2102 01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:10,080 some balls on hey. Hey I use. 2103 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:12,920 Just by the way, I found a very black pubic hair in my chest 2104 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,000 are. You sure it wasn't just the 2105 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:15,800 jumper? No, it was a black pubic hair. 2106 01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,560 I just found it, sorry. That's all good. 2107 01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:20,840 I don't. Want to mind the waves are in 2108 01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,720 motion here? Now we've got to speak to Patty 2109 01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:24,200 and make sure he's OK with this, but. 2110 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:26,280 I'd say Patty. Bill, he's up for a fight. 2111 01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:27,800 He's up for a fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2112 01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:31,560 What you are? Not that I've said not nobody 2113 01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:32,680 else's. Do not feel a wee bit silly. 2114 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,520 But imagine you get good exposure. 2115 01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:35,920 From it I don't give a fuck about exposure. 2116 01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:37,120 And everybody will. Go. 2117 01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:41,800 I know you don't just try and sell, but the exposure. 2118 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,160 Won't have exposable bomb the doctor. 2119 01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:46,880 It's going to be wise. Imagine we get this over the 2120 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:48,360 line. You still have to win the 2121 01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:50,480 promoting we no problem. We're ready. 2122 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:53,760 We're yeah, we're the fucking. We're Eddie 1 is going to have 2123 01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:54,960 the high party wasn't have the hype. 2124 01:32:55,080 --> 01:33:00,160 He knows you get the masseuse from Tenerife, you be fucked. 2125 01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,680 You be 9 stone for the fight. Oh. 2126 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:02,560 Yeah, true. Every time you. 2127 01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:05,560 Get a massage, Willies. We'll get you, yeah, but we'll 2128 01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:07,280 get you all those lymphatic massages of. 2129 01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:08,760 People, I don't want a limp one, yeah. 2130 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:11,480 No. They want a hard fattick. 2131 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,360 Dan is for the comment there please. 2132 01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,680 So Mark says going back to stars and rise before Christmas, he 2133 01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:21,240 was a guys. At all. 2134 01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:24,240 This isn't about. You. 2135 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:27,080 Hey, Iron Butler. Hurry, hurry. 2136 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,520 Hey Iron Butler, get the down here comment. 2137 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:30,520 Code Red. Code Red. 2138 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,280 There's a bit of a commotion going on in the hall. 2139 01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:37,800 Thought it maybe she had turned. It turned out to be there, but 2140 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:39,320 it was Dennis. Oh. 2141 01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:41,720 Could he be a surprise singer in the next one? 2142 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,240 Hold on. Something's happened. 2143 01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,440 He's right beside it. Just there's. 2144 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:48,840 Just don't. Right. 2145 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,920 And a long week boy. So the dance in there, anytime 2146 01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:54,160 Dennis shows up the. My dad. 2147 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:03,000 I can't find my legs. Before. 2148 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,240 But foreskins become a nose skin. 2149 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:17,960 You don't like Corpus. The foreskin. 2150 01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:24,080 My dad, I don't know, said this in the pod. 2151 01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:27,800 Don't know if he's wrong, but my dad was chatting to something 2152 01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:31,040 like a week or two ago and in a particular conversation he said 2153 01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:33,600 he's like, I'm raging. What's wrong with eagles? 2154 01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:37,120 I've walked up Royal Ave 4 times here and I was going to be lost 2155 01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:38,880 something. He goes Nah no one stopped me. 2156 01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:42,440 He's just down there about the city centre waiting for a photo. 2157 01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:46,880 My my, this is a funny story. My sister, my nephew, there's, 2158 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:49,520 they're having a grandparent stay in school today and my 2159 01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:52,800 sister has told my dad that the teacher goes around the 2160 01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:55,560 classroom with a microphone. And I asked all the grandparents 2161 01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:57,560 a question, right? My dad was really, really 2162 01:34:57,560 --> 01:35:00,280 fucking shy person and it just sent me a photo of him and my 2163 01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,800 mom walking up to the school. He's about 10 feet from my mind. 2164 01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:05,840 We'll talk just like I can't wait to get home. 2165 01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:09,040 Bring your grandparents to school. 2166 01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:10,560 That's a weird one to have, isn't it? 2167 01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:11,520 Must. Be shy if you don't have any 2168 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:14,280 grandparents who does. You bring just the urn. 2169 01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:18,400 Bring a. Photo of a grave. 2170 01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:22,760 But yet Dennis brings quite the show with him. 2171 01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:24,680 Anytime he goes a gig, he brings the hype. 2172 01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:27,080 Like, yeah, you know. Just getting people to punch. 2173 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,360 Him. I'd always imagine Dennis turn 2174 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:30,720 up with an entourage of like sexy bitches. 2175 01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:33,360 Yeah. Oh, he would love to. 2176 01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:35,680 He would be keen. The HRT crew. 2177 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:40,000 Yeah, he's like Bernie Eccles. Formula, yeah. 2178 01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:43,800 He's like. Good for him. 2179 01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:47,080 Stars and rides will be out in the future. 2180 01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:52,720 I said that Fausty work power like that much as hair came 2181 01:35:52,720 --> 01:36:01,120 back, brother. Two sides of Turkey. 2182 01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:06,880 Would you ever consider getting the? 2183 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:09,960 Old time spot 100% are you if I if I had the money would. 2184 01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:12,520 You do have the money, I don't. You do. 2185 01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:14,920 Absolutely. Expensive. 2186 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,440 No. Man, they pay you these. 2187 01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:17,680 Make you. I wouldn't. 2188 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:19,240 I don't know if I'd go to Turkey, I would do it here. 2189 01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:21,200 You won't do it. Here's a bit more pricey. 2190 01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:24,000 In the studio, Pedro. That'll be I do the. 2191 01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:25,560 Surgery. I love that. 2192 01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:27,560 But you can do it as a monthly payment, you don't have to pay 2193 01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:28,120 it all. I wouldn't. 2194 01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:29,920 Put it in one bit of the time. I don't do that. 2195 01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:31,880 Every month you get. A We pitch, aren't you know a 2196 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,840 lot about it. I know loads about my friends 2197 01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:37,240 and stuff that have got it done. Oh, I I. 2198 01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:38,840 No, I'm good. I haven't had it done. 2199 01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:41,080 I swear I haven't no sort of thing. 2200 01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:42,840 You can have that, I know. Look. 2201 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,320 You're like there's multi payment you pay 4999 a month 2202 01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:48,040 yeah you start a personal plan yeah I. 2203 01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:50,360 Turn up as a clone of Iron Butler being like do. 2204 01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:55,960 You think it'll evolve to the point where like, because that's 2205 01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:59,120 the thing, people get it done. There's so long in between and 2206 01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,880 it's a small price to pay because then you get a header, 2207 01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:03,840 you get confidence back, blah blah, but it feels like there's 2208 01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:04,880 an in between. Period. 2209 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:07,400 That would be looks ridiculous. And you have to sleep setting up 2210 01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:09,760 I. Do yeah, for like the first two 2211 01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:11,320 weeks, I think. Ah fuck God. 2212 01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:13,600 You have to, they give you like a wee pillow and you just have 2213 01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:15,360 to sleep like that. I couldn't do it. 2214 01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:18,280 I have to sleep my belly right to keep out base in check. 2215 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,840 What we're getting? More of the systems the the glue 2216 01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:24,280 almonds again. I just feel stupid. 2217 01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:26,640 I think I would I would ever take my week through asses. 2218 01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:29,280 Yeah, probably the clue I maybe. Just go ball and buy a hat. 2219 01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:32,160 A bit cheaper, yeah. That is the. 2220 01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:33,840 But weirdly, you go to Turkey to buy the hat. 2221 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:38,840 Yeah, yeah, there 350. Don had us for the commentary. 2222 01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:41,360 Laura wants to know Butler, when are you going to do a tour? 2223 01:37:43,040 --> 01:37:46,560 Windsor Motion winds are in motion the next month or two. 2224 01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,800 I'm starting to plan stuff and starting to look ahead. 2225 01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:50,760 I think maybe October. What do you see when you look 2226 01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:51,520 ahead? What's what's that? 2227 01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:52,800 What's that in the? What's in the distance? 2228 01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:57,440 Where's your name and lights? I see potentially one or two big 2229 01:37:57,440 --> 01:38:01,760 shows in Belfast followed by small little regional shows, 2230 01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:05,840 maybe in the likes of a dairy, you know, Antro, something like 2231 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:06,440 that. Yeah. 2232 01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:09,000 But the show I'm doing with the city, yeah. 2233 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,600 No dairy. Yeah, small. 2234 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:13,400 I'm not saying dairies. Put a ball eclair and say you 2235 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:14,560 get free beads with every ticket. 2236 01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:15,880 Yeah, it's. A good point. 2237 01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:17,720 Yeah, fuck, it'll be. Go to It'll be the biggest show. 2238 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,120 Go to the vibrators. Go. 2239 01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:24,800 Like a Nokia 3330. So yeah, that's, that's the 2240 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:26,880 plan. And then, yeah, we'll see what 2241 01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:29,360 happens. But I'm I'm slowly what, slowly 2242 01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:31,480 working it all out. Yeah, one man band. 2243 01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:33,720 You know, traffic. Aaron Butler. 2244 01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:34,880 I don't know what to call the show. 2245 01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:37,120 Don't call she's. I've got a great name for my 2246 01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:38,320 show this year. OK. 2247 01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:41,000 Do you don't want to reveal? It don't worry, OK, Just in case 2248 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:42,440 that there's actually shape. OK. 2249 01:38:43,480 --> 01:38:45,800 Vasectomy vasecti you it's. Not bad. 2250 01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:47,160 That's not bad, actually. It's not bad. 2251 01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:50,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the penis show. 2252 01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:53,800 The penis show. Yeah, yeah, that'll be, that'll 2253 01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:56,600 Mark happy and might be happy and then might be good. 2254 01:38:56,600 --> 01:38:58,520 Yeah, it could be good actually. Happy and is not bad. 2255 01:38:58,520 --> 01:39:01,200 I like that, yeah. You have any drops bro? 2256 01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:08,480 Jones and Baby. Oh yeah, that's good. 2257 01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:09,880 Yeah. So yeah, things are happening 2258 01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:11,680 well. Aren't under Moonwalker. 2259 01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:14,160 Yeah. I love that you give the vaguest 2260 01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,280 answer of all time is you going to tour? 2261 01:39:16,280 --> 01:39:18,240 You're like there's things coming ahead. 2262 01:39:18,240 --> 01:39:20,160 It'll that will be. I've not only announced so I've 2263 01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:22,680 not been in solid dates or anything like that, but but 2264 01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:24,240 stuff is hopefully. You're announcing an 2265 01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:25,960 announcement. There you go, you're. 2266 01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,600 Teasing an announcement. T and four planet out of them, 2267 01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:30,360 you know. Dan has something else, please. 2268 01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:32,960 Chris says hi from South Florida. 2269 01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:34,400 Oh, hi, Chris. Good. 2270 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:37,200 I might. Very good. 2271 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:42,520 Now where's South Florida? Below North Florida I was called 2272 01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:44,240 the Republic of Florida would. It be like Miami. 2273 01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:49,200 Now be your army, yeah? Miami's dead. 2274 01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:53,240 Grandparents Day. Where's Uganda bride with head 2275 01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:57,200 McGowan? So. 2276 01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,520 What you found a more Florida troops but man. 2277 01:39:59,960 --> 01:40:01,640 Not. Where does he prefer these days? 2278 01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:03,400 Well. Here's the thing about Florida 2279 01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:04,920 at the minute. They're opening a new theme park 2280 01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:07,560 for Universal Studios in May, so it's going to be very busy this 2281 01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:09,440 year, so I need the time. It's just right. 2282 01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:11,400 So I might have to wait a week. I might go next year once a. 2283 01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:12,840 Little bit the violence stocked up with sweets now. 2284 01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:17,760 This guy knows. So yeah, I. 2285 01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:18,960 Remember being the theme park now? 2286 01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:19,920 Never. No. 2287 01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:21,680 Man was that a Holocaust theme one on I switch. 2288 01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:33,360 The train was good, but the rest of it was shite shite. 2289 01:40:35,080 --> 01:40:36,960 Tragic Kingdom. More pursues. 2290 01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:46,400 Fucking hell. Heisenberg and says he wants to 2291 01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:50,160 clarify and apologise. He made the first Butler a a 2292 01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:52,480 comment and account, but none of the others. 2293 01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:54,560 Oh, so there's multiples? Now. 2294 01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,040 Oh no. It's like coffee. 2295 01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:57,600 The Butler verse. Guys, they're breeding. 2296 01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,200 It's like whack a mole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. 2297 01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:01,520 Shut down a few more pop up. They're gremlins. 2298 01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:03,080 Everything you pour water, that's a hard. 2299 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:04,800 Life, you pick one out and there's loads more down. 2300 01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:05,920 There. That's where you're working on a 2301 01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:06,960 horror movie. Yeah. 2302 01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:10,120 Just like I'm living it. You do one AI Butler clone, but 2303 01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:13,240 he starts, he clones himself and then that person and then more 2304 01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:14,760 and more. The trailer for that movie is 2305 01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:16,760 like you pick the phone up as you talking to you and you're 2306 01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:18,520 all. Yeah. 2307 01:41:18,520 --> 01:41:19,920 Is this a? Movie and then it ends in a big 2308 01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:20,880 orgy. Yeah. 2309 01:41:21,440 --> 01:41:24,160 And like the SSE, it's up, yeah. It's just loads of you getting 2310 01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:25,640 happy Emmons of other ones. Are you like the? 2311 01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:27,200 Human centipede. They're all in like a wee 2312 01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:29,120 circle, doing each other like a wee circle. 2313 01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,600 That's class. Just 45 TV's with my big cock 2314 01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:36,400 off Yeah mine. The lighters, the I went and 2315 01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:37,920 seen the Michael Jackson musical this week. 2316 01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:39,680 And you were in London? In London. 2317 01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:41,440 Yeah, yeah. What was that, Joe? 2318 01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:45,360 James Michael Jackson. A guy what's his name? 2319 01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:48,400 Don't know his name, but here's the is he any good? 2320 01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:52,680 Spooky thing is, yes, he is the the noise bad. 2321 01:41:54,440 --> 01:41:57,200 That's good. But he sounded just like him, 2322 01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:58,720 like he talked like him. As freaky. 2323 01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:00,280 Oh my gosh. Yeah, yeah. 2324 01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:05,320 That's Kevin or Kevin. Oh my gosh, why are you in my 2325 01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:05,960 dressing? Room. 2326 01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,680 Oh my gosh. I'm going to walk backwards. 2327 01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:08,760 Oh my God, can. We phone. 2328 01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:13,000 Can we phone security? But yeah, and they have Joe 2329 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:16,960 Jackson in the play who is very abusive to Michael and says the 2330 01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:19,000 phrase, I'm going to beat your black ass a lot. 2331 01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,320 And that was like, jokes on you, I'm right. 2332 01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:23,880 Now do. They deal with Jacko being a 2333 01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:24,920 nonce. Nope. 2334 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:28,840 That'll be a weird musical like. Funny enough, they. 2335 01:42:28,920 --> 01:42:29,960 The musical. Funny about it. 2336 01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:34,200 Musical. There is musical goes the 2337 01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:39,280 musical goes way up to 1992 right before the 1st allegation. 2338 01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:40,480 Right before Home Alone 2 came out. 2339 01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,320 Was. It was it good? 2340 01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:45,520 Was it genuinely very good? It was good, the music was 2341 01:42:45,520 --> 01:42:47,320 really good. I wouldn't go rush back to it 2342 01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:48,960 again but it was good to see as a one off. 2343 01:42:49,040 --> 01:42:52,480 But yeah, bubbles up. No, no, unfortunately not. 2344 01:42:52,480 --> 01:42:54,520 Couldn't get. I was only ever interested in 2345 01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:56,880 the monkey. Monkey. 2346 01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:59,960 That's Michael Jackson, OK. Bring me monkey. 2347 01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:03,720 Yeah. It's fun. 2348 01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:11,480 Johnny Ben, He's a comedian. That's good. 2349 01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:12,600 Any other musical scene recently? 2350 01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:15,080 How do you want to see? What do you want to see? 2351 01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:16,920 I want to see. Well, I've seen the Wicked 2352 01:43:16,920 --> 01:43:19,440 movie. Have you seen the Wicked movie? 2353 01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:21,000 We wouldn't watch it. I don't think it would transfer 2354 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:22,960 well to the screen. Have you seen the actual show? 2355 01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:24,560 Twice cred, second. Wow. 2356 01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:25,960 OK, very much. Do you know what? 2357 01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:28,040 That's why. I wasn't moved, it was 74, part 2358 01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:29,440 of the whole. Shit, you remembered. 2359 01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:31,320 You've seen it before. Fucking. 2360 01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:34,800 So I haven't seen the stage show and I watched it. 2361 01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:37,600 That's why I watched the movie and I went, I don't know how 2362 01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:40,000 that translates to the stage because. 2363 01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:41,840 The stage is the stage was brilliant. 2364 01:43:42,120 --> 01:43:44,520 It's fucking brilliant. I have to say I enjoyed it. 2365 01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:45,480 I loved. I thought it was very, very 2366 01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,640 good. I love the fact, by the way, 2367 01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:51,560 that you've 1993 cinema metre I've been doing the whole time 2368 01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:52,800 we're doing some. Popcorn. 2369 01:43:54,280 --> 01:43:55,120 Hello. Cockle being it. 2370 01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:56,960 Yeah. What musicals would I like to 2371 01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:58,280 see? What musicals would you like to 2372 01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:00,320 see based on something that haven't been made? 2373 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:02,520 Well, they do like Jersey Boys and I want. 2374 01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:09,160 Jokes of Fritzl the music. Going underground, I'm going to 2375 01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:12,120 take. Daddy chain me to a radiator. 2376 01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:20,000 Yeah, I'll be fucking. The. 2377 01:44:20,240 --> 01:44:21,120 Musical. Yeah. 2378 01:44:21,200 --> 01:44:23,400 I'm Doctor Harold Shipman, the musical. 2379 01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:25,200 Oh, they come. A doctor feel good? 2380 01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:31,360 I'm going to take my bags on to see Lion King, I think. 2381 01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:32,560 That's nice. Over in London, that's a 2382 01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:34,080 wholesome. Time I thought New York was 2383 01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:34,960 fucking. Brilliant. 2384 01:44:34,960 --> 01:44:36,400 Yeah, they've just brought Hercules out. 2385 01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:38,440 That's the next Disney musical. It's in West End now. 2386 01:44:38,440 --> 01:44:41,600 You know what? Not like Hercules. 2387 01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:44,280 I. Wouldn't mind seeing the Matilda 2388 01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:47,000 1 Tim mentioned. Apparently it is fantastic. 2389 01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:48,920 It's really, really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2390 01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:50,880 That's a good one. Yeah. 2391 01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:53,080 Get my hair piece on the West End. 2392 01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:55,600 That'd be great. They need to do out in the Opera 2393 01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:56,320 House. Why don't that? 2394 01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:59,320 That would be to do. No, but like a musical version 2395 01:44:59,320 --> 01:45:00,640 of give my headpiece on. Oh yeah. 2396 01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:02,480 And like, I don't know what. Why you're moving? 2397 01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:12,680 But what was? It there was a musical here 2398 01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:19,280 there. Was a musical here based on 2399 01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:27,320 something like they were meant to do a father, they were meant 2400 01:45:27,320 --> 01:45:30,440 to do a Father Ted musical, but then all the trance stuff 2401 01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:32,160 happened and he got it, got cancelled. 2402 01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:35,200 There was they had the full thing written and it was about 2403 01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:37,240 to like do auditions and stuff and then they couldn't. 2404 01:45:37,240 --> 01:45:41,400 Get someone to play Mr Doyle. Nice, nice, nice. 2405 01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:43,800 Is it mad that he doesn't like trans people that he wrote a 2406 01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:45,280 whole show about Price on an island? 2407 01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:48,160 He's hiding something. My alarm went off there. 2408 01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:56,560 SSE Arena, 23rd of May. The Musical. 2409 01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:59,080 Tickets on tickets. With me. 2410 01:45:59,880 --> 01:46:03,240 Yeah, I get AI that it somewhere just. 2411 01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:05,960 Almost me in it some. Songs if you in it. 2412 01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:09,480 Oh, what's the song with? One of the lyrics is me. 2413 01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:12,080 Oh, chorus. What is the song that says me? 2414 01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:13,800 I just probably all do it. I'm going. 2415 01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:15,120 To replace it with. Me Hi. 2416 01:46:15,120 --> 01:46:16,840 I'm the problem. It's me. 2417 01:46:16,840 --> 01:46:20,200 It's T Hi. It's lovely. 2418 01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:26,600 Yeah, so make your special tip and solo. 2419 01:46:27,040 --> 01:46:30,360 Yep, solo tomorrow, so no point. Gosh, gosh. 2420 01:46:30,480 --> 01:46:32,720 Golly any anything else? Do you want to plug a promote? 2421 01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,520 No, I'm announcing things in the future looks like. 2422 01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:38,720 Hey, I saw Mike, we all are in the future. 2423 01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:40,360 Yeah, some point, but for. Me. 2424 01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:43,760 I'll do it for me. The botman? 2425 01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:46,600 Anything. Funny enough, my panel show was 2426 01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:50,080 out on Saturday on Radio Ulster. I've not heard the edit of it 2427 01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:52,840 but from what I've been told a lot of stuff's being cut so 2428 01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:54,840 enjoy that. Goes out on air and then on 2429 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:56,640 iPlayer as well. It's on BBC Sounds. 2430 01:46:56,640 --> 01:47:00,400 I think Ank, the sounds version is a bit more risk, a bit more 2431 01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:01,840 risque. So if you're going to listen to 2432 01:47:01,840 --> 01:47:03,360 it, maybe go there. That's probably the. 2433 01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:06,720 Best 27 content, Yeah, yeah, that's just a model. 2434 01:47:08,800 --> 01:47:10,760 We'll we'll, we'll share that. We'll share that. 2435 01:47:10,760 --> 01:47:13,000 Lovely. I mean, it'll never happen 2436 01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:18,000 again, but that sorry, they told me, yeah. 2437 01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,280 Guys, thank you very much for watching and listening this 2438 01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:22,520 week. We appreciate it. 2439 01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:27,480 Patreon. Patreon.com/T with me podcast We 2440 01:47:27,480 --> 01:47:30,120 do a yeah, probably a. Thursday. 2441 01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:36,200 And you can watch the podcast that me, Mickey and Willie did 2442 01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,320 live from the Waterfront Hall from NR that comes out in one 2443 01:47:39,320 --> 01:47:42,280 hour time at 3:00. And that we've still got the 2444 01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:45,120 episode with Dave and Andrew to go up Stars in your eyes. 2445 01:47:45,120 --> 01:47:47,840 And that's not to say that thousands of hours of stuff 2446 01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:52,040 that's already there go well, everybody have a great weekend. 2447 01:47:52,480 --> 01:47:54,240 We did it. We did it. 2448 01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:55,640 Round of applause to say so.