1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,360 You know. Yeah, they're gonna be able to. 2 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,520 Suck on this teeth, yeah? Instead of saying I can people 3 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,240 say we had a book to get you instead of fuck and then the 4 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:07,960 yeah. You know, instead of fuck. 5 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:09,400 Yeah, they'll say that is. That what they say. 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:09,760 Teeth. No. 7 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,360 Teeth is a koi. Ah, Teeth is an animal. 8 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,240 So it's a teeth, a pet. I think it's a petty thing. 9 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,800 So the French World Cup 98 squad. 10 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,440 I didn't prepare. Yeah, we felt like 3 old guys 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,400 last night, didn't we? That deserve more when I say. 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,000 No, but I don't. As soon as you said football, my 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,600 brain shut down. I almost had a seizure. 14 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,720 Yeah, like I clocked out. Yeah, we were just old last 15 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,480 night in the green room. Just physically, mentally, all 16 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,280 of our cultural references are either the. 17 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,600 Crowd last night, if they did parkour I was like, what do you 18 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,040 do parkour? And did they respond? 19 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,560 No. Then I asked him about the I was 20 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,160 like 3 finger skateboards that's still a thing and they're like. 21 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,720 Here surprisingly I mentioned Tamagotchis because I do it and 22 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,280 every I'm anything isn't going to try and mention Tamagotchis 23 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,400 every day. Done at night tech for the day. 24 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,720 They knew what a Tamagotchi was. Right, because that see 25 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,920 everything comes back in. Everything comes back in. 26 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,000 Yeah, there's like a 30 year cycle or 20 year cycle of 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,880 everything. Clothes as well, because you're 28 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,320 a dress like Sue Sylvester today. 29 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,040 Who's that? The PE teacher from Glee. 30 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,080 You know what? Fairpoint. 31 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,920 Yeah, that's a fairpoint. PE teacher from a fun show. 32 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,920 Yeah, yeah, old female teacher. Oh, you're also the spit of her, 33 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,960 no? No, no, I know who. 34 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,440 She is. Oh well, there, there we go. 35 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,360 Let's not bring it up. You. 36 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,520 She could play you or you could play her. 37 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,200 No job. I do like if you're just looking 38 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,800 at a silhouette. Yeah. 39 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,240 That's me. Like that is. 40 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,600 You. Fuck, I need to get a haircut. 41 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,760 Here it. Is it is It is. 42 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,800 Would you? If you were a teacher to school, 43 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,920 would you be the PE teacher? Because nobody respects them. 44 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,000 Yeah, I'd be the PE. Teacher. 45 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,560 Nobody respects the PE teacher. They don't do anything. 46 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,240 They don't do anything. Whoa. 47 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,760 What the courses do? No, no they don't. 48 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,840 They just did a bleep test every now and then and then they just 49 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,840 they tell you you don't have your period. 50 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,320 When you clearly do. That's that's like a PE teacher 51 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,800 in my school. I don't remember ever doing 52 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,840 anything in PE. What's my wife's occupation? 53 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,960 She a PE teacher? I knew she was a teacher, but is 54 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,120 she a PE teacher? Horrific. 55 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,680 Horrific from you. I was do what that was. 56 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,640 Well, I'm going to slag. Banter, I'm. 57 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,920 Going to slag your husband? Jobs Male comedians. 58 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,280 Get a life, male comedians. I did not know Stacy was a PE 59 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,080 teacher. That makes sense because she 60 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,280 doesn't. She play hockey and stuff 61 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,720 Gaelic. Yeah. 62 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,880 Right. Did you get a load of new 63 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,960 clothes recently? I'm picking that up about you. 64 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,640 I think you bought a lot of new clothes recently because you're 65 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,320 running a new jacket at the gig last night. 66 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:50,040 And I think you've got what the young people call a hole and you 67 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:50,880 got a hole. I've actually. 68 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,520 Got 3 mini holes did you? Yeah, how funny. 69 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,600 I guess where from where? Sheen No. 70 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,800 You're cut. Hacker I. 71 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,120 Didn't support Mango is right, not about my clothes. 72 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,400 Because I'm only saying and by the way, I. 73 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,400 You've. This is so weird. 74 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,640 You've criticised me and no I. Think it look great. 75 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,920 No, no, no, no. This is a compliment. 76 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,520 She was my favourite character in the whole show. 77 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,320 You're making a joke, right? But I'm not making a joke when I 78 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,320 say the reason. I thought it was like Shane. 79 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,760 And by the way, nice closer. No, but slavery. 80 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,280 Just every forever. That is, that's also. 81 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,200 Written in David Andrew were like that's a horrific. 82 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's, it's, yeah. 83 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,960 I don't think the quality control is probably that great 84 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,840 either. Do you know what I mean? 85 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,720 Yes, but continue with your compliments. 86 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,760 You were in a jacket last night, didn't have a brat like a brand 87 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,720 or a logo on it. So that's why I just thought 88 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,360 maybe it was from Shane or something like that and I 89 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,600 haven't seen this jumper, so I'm just. 90 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,000 Thinking this is a new jumper I. Haven't seen it since my grand 91 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,480 work. The rugby the rugby gave me 92 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,000 wasn't is the. Collar stitched in. 93 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,200 It's all why? All collars not stitched in. 94 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,360 How else do they stay on the jumper? 95 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:01,920 No, I thought yes, you could be wearing a round neck jumper. 96 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,720 And I've added a collar. No, no, no, no, no, I haven't. 97 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,120 Don't you wear a shirt under? I don't think you would severely 98 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:07,720 add a. Collar. 99 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,000 No, I have a fake collar, right? I have a thing. 100 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,440 It's a zip that goes under my coat that like looks like I've 101 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,600 got a hoodie on underneath, like a furry Geely. 102 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,399 But it's just the collar, right? So that you don't have the bulk 103 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,920 of the arms under the coat, but you have the look of the collar. 104 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,120 Right. But it might just be easier to 105 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,480 wear a hoodie, no? Yeah, I did. 106 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,040 I went on a wee bit of a sharp and spray. 107 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,960 I did a couple of things before Christmas, a couple of things 108 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,320 after Christmas because I hadn't bought myself. 109 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,120 Did you do an unboxing? No, Did you? 110 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,600 I've never done an unboxing, although I'm get. 111 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,080 Did I get sent? You have. 112 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,160 No, I've done an unboxing but did I get sent? 113 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,440 Some don't. Think so close ways. 114 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,440 What are you? Expecting listen, pretty big 115 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,440 brand. I've heard they're on the I 116 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,440 shouldn't say this because they sent me stuff there may be on 117 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,440 the way down. That's what people are saying. 118 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,240 They're on their way out, that's why they've sent you their 119 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,720 stuff. They've got in touch with me to, 120 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,040 to see if things it's a, it's a, an energy drink. 121 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,040 That's not a clothing brand. I didn't say it was. 122 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,600 Did you not? It's an energy drink. 123 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,720 OK. Can you name it a big energy 124 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,680 drink or another one? Well. 125 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,960 It's not Red Bull, put it that way. 126 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,440 Monsters. Not the big one, the other way 127 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,560 out. Do you drink energy? 128 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,840 You don't drink energy. Drink Boost. 129 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:18,800 No, I think influencers. Likasi Prime. 130 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,160 Prime. Correct, they are on their way 131 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,200 out. Are they looking you to save the 132 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,880 brand? They want me to step in, save 133 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,400 the brand. This is the biggest pet of shite 134 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,880 I've ever heard. I swear, do you? 135 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,720 Remember when it was like 14 LB a bottle? 136 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,920 Now it's 20P. Yeah. 137 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,360 Do you know what? I mean, I, I, they want me to 138 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,400 like, you know, drink it and talk about it, but I don't drink 139 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,840 energy drinks. I drank Pepsi Max every single 140 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,360 day all day. Will will collab and but. 141 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,560 Swear you're not hitting those five KP. 142 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,360 Yeah, yeah, I'm. Drinking 2 litres of Pepsi Max 143 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,520 here. Yeah, it's no organ. 144 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,400 Like every day I drunk Pepsi Max every single day I have done for 145 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,880 years. I went into the shop and only 146 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,040 the way here to get a Pepsi Max and the guy at the country 147 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,120 called me love and he was like my age, if not like a year or 148 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,760 two younger. You do, and I'm gonna say 149 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,120 alright, love, I'm. Gonna say something. 150 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,560 Go. That's OK. 151 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:06,880 Is it? Yeah. 152 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,640 Because when you consider everything in the world at the 153 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,160 moment. It's all right. 154 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,560 No, I agree. You know it's all right. 155 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,040 Oh, we love. No, no. 156 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,280 But I'm not like, oh, he's misogynistic your age. 157 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,840 I'm like, do I give anyone a pet name ever? 158 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,240 Even especially people you don't? 159 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:28,200 In that job or you're you're lovely, I'd be asking if your 160 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,640 power is back, are you warm enough? 161 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,120 If I was wearing my jacket last night, I'd have been bitch. 162 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,560 Yeah, today. And there's some love. 163 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,640 Yeah. No, I I think it's weird. 164 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:40,520 I see whenever you hear people call their partner like babe and 165 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,240 baby and all. I will call. 166 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,400 I can't believe Stacy's PE teacher feels so I'd be. 167 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:50,040 I'd be more inclined to call an older lady love than someone my 168 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,080 age or younger. Which, yeah. 169 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,960 That's so weird. I'm talking like a 70 year old. 170 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,320 But I'm not trying to make it sexual. 171 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:01,080 I I am. No. 172 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,080 I just think it's strange. It's like right? 173 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,120 Like we're pet honey or am weird. 174 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,640 Say, say I see an old lady crying in the car. 175 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,480 Yeah, ask her her name. Past the windows down. 176 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,560 Oh, that's creepier. What's your name? 177 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,840 What's your name? Maybe she's crying because 178 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,600 Yankee Corner. I know, Sheila. 179 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,640 I go everything all right, love? I might say what they're 180 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,920 thinking, but hey, it's come from a good place. 181 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,360 It's not a white Mama kind of thing. 182 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,640 I might do a wee woman, huh? I might be like, alright, we 183 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,600 woman. You say we woman's OK. 184 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,720 Because she would probably be weirder than. 185 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,040 Me. She'll come if I said we will. 186 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,080 Well, we woman, you're right in there. 187 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,000 We woman where you and I? Well, we woman. 188 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Yeah, Love. I, I think Love's alright. 189 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,800 Love. There's some things that are 190 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,400 they're alright. There's, there's a lot of bad 191 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:54,040 things going on. Some words like that you, you 192 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,160 got to just, that's all right. Do you, do you have like, do you 193 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,120 say like baby and babe and on the House? 194 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,480 No, because I'm not a early naughty rapper. 195 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,280 But that's what all that's the same thing. 196 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,760 Baby. Baby no to pure strengthen. 197 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,200 Yeah, I only use full name. Full full name. 198 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,280 Pet names are only weird when people have the same one. 199 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,760 You call me that, I call this. Yeah, we will call it our babe. 200 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,840 Yes, the same one back and forth and in like in like the same 201 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,920 sentence. Yeah, yeah, that is creepy. 202 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,600 Just first name I'll just call Sean Sean. 203 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:31,760 Yeah, that's it Or for didn't role play Kevin Spacey that went 204 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,240 that was so no way did. You just been up with any actor? 205 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,440 That was the first name came to mind. 206 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,840 Because that's 10 out of 10 mad if you're like, I'm a young guy 207 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,919 who works in the theatre that. European. 208 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:51,080 And just picture and Sean with a wee signet ring on to find you 209 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:58,240 see Haggerty? I was about to say House of 210 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,800 Parts, and I don't know what that means. 211 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,120 Oh yeah. But that is a weird actor to 212 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,640 role. Play that was the also not even 213 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,640 like when's the last time like I was in anything. 214 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,600 Oh well, well. That's who got him in trouble in 215 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,480 the. 1st. Place. 216 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,360 Dear. As it, no, it has been proven. 217 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,120 We can say you can, you can talk about it. 218 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,560 He's been, he's he's been done. It's fine. 219 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:26,400 No one's in trouble. Dan, why is there still loads of 220 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,480 Sue Sylvester pictures on that screen? 221 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,560 I see with my limp at the minute, with this thing that I 222 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,600 have, I I feel like speaking to Kevin Spacey. 223 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,720 Casual Soze. Have you seen Usual Suspect? 224 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,200 No. At the end of it, don't It came 225 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,400 by 1998. You still can't Don't. 226 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:45,720 No you can don't. It hits an iceberg, it goes down 227 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,680 right? Umm. 228 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,680 He sees dead people. He walks at the end. 229 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,520 Right. Is he not supposed to he? 230 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,840 Has a limp in it. All right, OK, at the end a 231 00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:00,240 character just start walking normally at the end of it. 232 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,960 And when you've seen the film it all you go, ah, fuck. 233 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,640 I feel like I have a limp, but sometimes I feel like I'm 234 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,880 putting it on. Does that make sense? 235 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,640 Even though I know I'm not and I'm like because earlier I went 236 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,440 down into Joxer. Because. 237 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,160 We'll talk about why we're so tired at the moment. 238 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,480 But I went to walk to Joxer and then I knew Michael downward 239 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,120 upstairs and I was like limping to my car because I couldn't 240 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,720 even walk around the drove And I knew George's and downstairs 241 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,520 office. And I was like, what if she sees 242 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,600 me walking normally? And I was like, Oh yeah, but I 243 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,400 can't walk normally. But in my head I was still like, 244 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,720 I'm going to be find out here. It's like, do you know if you're 245 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,120 ringing and sick to work and you are actually sick but you go, I 246 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,240 have to make it myself sewing sicker or they won't believe me. 247 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,680 But you couldn't write. You couldn't rang and be like, 248 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,800 listen, I have a bad migraine. I can't come in today. 249 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,960 But you instead have to go, oh, God, a migraine always. 250 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,640 They won't believe me even if you do have one. 251 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,960 Yeah. So it's like that. 252 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,000 It's psychosis. I don't think it is. 253 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,600 Dan, we have some questions and we'll take them intermittently. 254 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,720 By the way, we're also going to take a little bit of a break at 255 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,840 12 as well. Yes. 256 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,080 So Frank wants us to stay away from American politics today 257 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,160 after yesterday. And Andrew Ryan's been on this. 258 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,800 Day Listen, can I just say good because I know for a fact 259 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,240 neither of us know anything about it. 260 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,360 Didn't stop Andrew yesterday. I think the world needs to know 261 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:19,960 where Dave Elliott and Andrew Ryan stand on American politics. 262 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,400 Then it was important for them to have that conversation so 263 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,040 people know these guys understand American politics. 264 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,200 They live it. They breathe it. 265 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,360 Yeah. And they're experts. 266 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,880 Yeah. But what I want to talk to you 267 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,680 about is, do you watch Love Island? 268 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,680 No. Have you ever watched it? 269 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,920 Yes, I watched it in secret one summer. 270 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,080 Like I'm framed. I watched it on the gym, on the 271 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,360 on the bike. Sorry, John. 272 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,880 Why does Sean not like? Yours, he would, he would, he 273 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,640 would, he would lose so much respect for me really, just 274 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,680 because it's obviously such shit TV, but it's such brilliant TV 275 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,720 at the same time. I agree. 276 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, but I was like, I 277 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,200 was like, I'll just put on and I and I got hooked and I I was 278 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,680 like, you absolutely love that bike. 279 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,200 You are you love cycling as a game. 280 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,160 You cycle the length of Asia. Yeah, I'd go for half an hour on 281 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,320 the bike of a day to watch the episode. 282 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,680 I pet you. You was like, you know, those 283 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,640 like beer can hats with Pepsi Max? 284 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:11,920 Yeah, like a. Hot. 285 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:16,120 The Yeah, yeah, yeah, I the girls on the show were like. 286 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,240 They don't do sucking off, or if they do, they don't show it. 287 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,720 Sorry grandpa, they don't do sucking off they don't. 288 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,520 What your grandpa calls. It. 289 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,360 Your grandpa calls it. Your grandpa calls it sucking 290 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,480 off. Goes to the beager. 291 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,040 Why would I know what he calls? It. 292 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,200 Now what would they? They'd say. 293 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,080 They would say a. Moist whistle. 294 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,720 I don't think they did it. They. 295 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:47,760 Call it, they call it a downstairs, a downstairs exhale. 296 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,400 You know, they call it something like that. 297 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,120 Like a wee bum fart. No, they're all bum farts. 298 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,600 No, they Jews like they Jews like an analogy, you know? 299 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,320 I don't think they knew what it was. 300 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,400 Going down the basement for a lolly when you think it was 301 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,960 invented. Blowjobs. 302 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,520 I think after the industrial era when everyone didn't have to 303 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,520 like whenever there was other options outside of working 9:00 304 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,880 to 5:00, I think then people went with more time for 305 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,200 blowjobs. What went before the industrial 306 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,240 era? Oh, they were, just didn't have 307 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,800 the bomb. I think now I tell it was early 308 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,600 doors look. You see it from the from the 309 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,440 beginning. This is what blows my mind. 310 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,520 Not from the beginning. A couple of years in and I 311 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,840 reckon there was a couple of people doing it but not wanting 312 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,880 to say and then when they heard someone else was doing it they 313 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,360 were like fuck yeah, now we can talk about. 314 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,280 This. Yeah, yeah, if you hear what 315 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,040 these guys have been doing and. There's probably guys doing it 316 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,800 not even like in a LIKE gateway. No, no, we're just doing it. 317 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,600 There wouldn't have been sexuality. 318 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,040 Like a favour. Yeah, friends Favour. 319 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:47,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like your Dick looks tasty, but 320 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,880 I think like, initially imagine how all that was. 321 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,200 People wouldn't like we've got so private, but people obviously 322 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,680 in the beginning weren't wearing clothes. 323 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,240 They probably had more sex outdoors back in the day. 324 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,360 And just hear noise. Something would have been like 325 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,040 we'll just a couple of shag whilst the rest of his talk like 326 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,800 that's would have been would have been as normal as just like 327 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,160 picking your nose. We don't do that either. 328 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,280 But also at some point, somebody would have been a can everyone 329 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,080 stop shitting at our fate? We'll all do it in that corner 330 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,440 over there. Looks to be invented. 331 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,000 A shit corner, a toilet. Yeah. 332 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,800 You know, I mean, it used to be pesting and shitting where you 333 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,040 said yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring back those days. 334 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,480 She's more interested in what your grandparents would have 335 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,080 called, I don't think. I don't think they'd have been 336 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,960 in all that. They definitely would. 337 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,160 Like could you know why They know none of them loved each 338 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,640 other? There was probably a time where. 339 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,560 And you have to love someone if you're willing to suck it. 340 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,560 It was probably all the rage and then it died off a bit and then 341 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,360 it came back about maybe 30 years ago. 342 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,920 That's what happens. Everything comes. 343 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,240 Back see. Tamagotchi. 344 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,320 Jobs are on their way out. Yeah, yeah. 345 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,320 You're gonna have to be a granddad again before they come 346 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:47,760 back in. Not. 347 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,880 For God's sake. But you were speaking about 348 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,520 America there. What? 349 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,480 Oh, American politics. I went to New York a few months 350 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,080 ago with Sean and October, it was our October, November, it 351 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,840 was our first trip away without the kids. 352 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,160 You've been. Ambassadors, why is this linked 353 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,680 to politics? Oh no, it's just linked to 354 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,520 America. Oh, I just put your June show on 355 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,680 like the Senate. We and have you been on holiday 356 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,120 without the kids? Yeah, great time. 357 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,640 Not the America, though. Where'd you go in New York? 358 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,120 Where did we go in New York? No where did. 359 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,680 You go, Where did you go? Common. 360 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,000 New. York. 361 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,960 We went to New York. We went to gig in the Dead 362 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,960 Rabbit, yes, which is great fun. And then we stayed there. 363 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,680 But we went to this place called. 364 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,680 You've been in New York a few times. 365 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,880 Have you ever went to Ellen's Stardust Diner? 366 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,600 Not my thing. I don't think it would be Arm. 367 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,600 Butler would. Jazz is next. 368 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,960 It's the best. Butler looks is like tailor made 369 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,240 to be the maitre-d'. There, Yeah. 370 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,000 What would you call it like? It's like. 371 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,360 Like. What do I would describe it? 372 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,600 Yeah, tacky glamour. Absolutely. 373 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,440 So it is absolutely. So it's a you go, it's like a 374 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,920 it's like a Frankie and Benny's, Frankie and Benny's, Frank and 375 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,160 Benny's. It's like something like out 376 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,960 there, like a diner that you obviously go eat done. 377 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,720 But all the serving staff singing all and they're like 378 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:01,200 yes, they're like ex Broadway stars, aspire and Broadway 379 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,640 stars. It's about a kick in the Dick 380 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,800 because it's literally on Broadway like this diners 381 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,080 between two theatres. If you walk past people who've 382 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,920 made it to go in and serve pancakes, yes, but like they 383 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,400 sing the whole time. And I thought like, you know, 384 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,360 maybe every 20 minutes and we'll get up and do we song whatever, 385 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,320 but they're singing all the someone's walking around like 386 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,360 with eggs here and a microphone here being all like, let it go, 387 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,840 let it like they're just singing the whole. 388 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,480 You're like, let it go fucking starving. 389 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,960 You let it go. That I I hate that I even hate 390 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,680 it when like a waiter, we just ask you what are your plans rest 391 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,280 of the day? When they converse with you. 392 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,000 No, I like convert. I just hate that question. 393 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,520 Why? What are you at rest today? 394 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,520 Why I? Don't know. 395 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:45,280 I don't really know what I'm doing, I just find it odd like 396 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,680 all. Do you want a list of the things 397 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,200 I'm? Actually, that is, that is 398 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,360 strange. Why would they need to know 399 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:49,680 that? What? 400 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 Are you doing the rest of your day? 401 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,200 You go as. I never answer. 402 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:59,640 Yeah, I know it's weird, but the the the the MC that was there 403 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,800 whenever we were doing it was like. 404 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,280 Who was MC? She was like at the Stardust 405 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,200 Diner. I don't know if she was. 406 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,160 At the Stardust Diner, I think meant that the gig. 407 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,440 No, she was like there's an MC in the thing and she like she 408 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,760 calls everyone down. Not she's like a Roseanne sort 409 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,400 of, which like Next up, it's that she's really like angry, 410 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,319 but like, really? And you can tell these people at 411 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:21,040 times, like, yeah, you know, when they have to sing And 412 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,599 they're fucking amazing, though. And they were saying just the 413 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:26,319 girl was like, oh, last week one of our girls has left to do 414 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,640 Mamma Mia and everyone else, like, so you don't have to go. 415 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,240 They're amazing. But seriously, gonna bring me 416 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,800 some red sauce. I I saw people in Joxer last 417 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,360 week. Why? 418 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,000 Because we were about to leave waiting to pay and there was 419 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,680 people waiting. You gave them your exit. 420 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,800 No, took the menus and went and asked more than one. 421 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,320 Did you actually? Yeah, they were there, yeah. 422 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,040 What are the staff day? There was nobody there. 423 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,800 They were all doing something and I took the guy's menus. 424 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,400 It was like how we doing folks food or just drinks? 425 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960 And they said all food. And I went, well, come with me 426 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,480 and show them to the table and they give them the menus. 427 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,720 And then the waiter came down like panicked, like what is 428 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,640 going on? I was like, yeah. 429 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,440 Under control. I've got it. 430 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,280 I know the specials. So have you ever been a waiter? 431 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,040 Yeah, Well, that's OK. But I was really about it. 432 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,800 So was I. There's too many moving parts, 433 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,160 yeah. Like. 434 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,000 There's way too much to do. I've said this before. 435 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,640 See, when I watch baristas under pressure, yeah, I'm like, you 436 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,400 have no idea how intelligent this is. 437 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,240 This operate to be able to do a lot stuff. 438 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,760 I've it romanticised in my head, but like in a movie when you see 439 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,800 breasts and it's like the steam coming from the frother. 440 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,040 They've got a tea towel over here they've got and then they 441 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,160 spot so many fancy and it's all like cool. 442 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,560 I was I was a waiter years ago when I was like a teenager and I 443 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,200 was doing a first communion one time and like the whole family 444 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,360 was on the we get was sat in a wee white dress and all, and I 445 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,880 was pouring the tea and coffees at the end and I was really 446 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,960 shit. But anyway, I was crap being a 447 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,560 waiter and I was pouring the tea and coffees then and I poured 448 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,480 the tea all over the Wiggir sat there. 449 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,880 What? Do you mean I kept pouring it 450 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,160 over? Just no. 451 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,600 Look, I spelled the whole like a canister over the wee girl and 452 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,480 she screamed and I was like, Oh my God, she's going to have 453 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,040 third degree burns. But it was that shit of a 454 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,280 waitress that I had poured cold water into the tea canister. 455 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,760 So not only was ever getting cold tea, but I also saved her 456 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,400 life. Yeah. 457 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,080 Sure. Like don't worry, like I didn't 458 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,080 burn your child's face. This. 459 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,400 Cold and everyone's teeth cold, so enjoy. 460 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,560 Dan, we got any any questions here? 461 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,960 Nicholas says he's dosed with a cold, just sent his baby to the 462 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,800 nursery. He gets no sympathy as a dad. 463 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,560 Do you have similar experiences as a dad? 464 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,560 This This is by far the hardest week I've ever had been in that. 465 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,760 This is This is. By far and totally aware that 466 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,600 there's this wouldn't be a blip on a lot of people's radar 467 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,680 because. They watched your special and 468 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:51,000 they were like. So we're like back and forth the 469 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,480 hospital at the minute because my youngest son has pneumonia. 470 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,120 Which is it like that term is like the most panic term. 471 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,000 Yeah. It's just an infection in a 472 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,880 certain place. I mean it's like a chest, like 473 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,800 lower chest infection in a certain place. 474 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,440 Do you have a lower chest? Do I have a lower chest? 475 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,640 Do people have a lower chest? The worst shot of all time. 476 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,360 Excuse me, love. Yeah, I do not have use your 477 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,040 breastfeeding the chest is lower. 478 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,520 Yes, the answer to that. So. 479 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,760 First of all, our power went out. 480 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:31,600 Power outage the network. Go listen, we'll get that. 481 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,000 So who sang? The network. 482 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,080 A group again. The boss. 483 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,320 Black ties. Yeah, dark sunglasses. 484 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,400 So do you think that caused the pneumonia because the heating 485 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,080 was off? I don't think it was just that 486 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,440 one night, but it was probably broom and that brought it out. 487 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,760 Right, it was when usually after my side. 488 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,160 Yeah, that's that's what we. Went wrong. 489 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,400 That's the kicker. I'd say it would have been 490 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,760 warmer, yeah. For sure. 491 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:59,000 Yeah, so par went out and then the they were like, oh, it's not 492 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,520 going to be back on till for like a week or more. 493 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,800 Yeah, and. Then it's still not back on. 494 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:09,200 No, OK, so we had to get an Airbnb one every Airbnb had fell 495 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:14,120 through with like 2 hours before their part was off then with the 496 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,080 change. So bring one back and forth and 497 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,440 the night I was telling you this at the gig, have to like hold 498 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,520 this we tube of oxygen to my son's face. 499 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,680 Yeah, but he's not old enough for me to go just stay still. 500 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,440 Yeah. So what he hears is wait till I 501 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,400 have this all set up and then just change. 502 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,040 Just change your position. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,720 So he goes the other side as much as you can. 504 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,640 Yeah, so it's it's like a shit game show. 505 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,280 Kids don't know they're born. Imagine someone holding your air 506 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,880 in your face and you're, you're like, not up for it. 507 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,560 Yeah. What fucking planet are you 508 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,640 living on do you mean? It's. 509 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:54,960 Imagine someone like holding you do you to use nod off Yeah. 510 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,920 And like stroke in your wee head and on you're faking it like a 511 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,720 wee Dick. Like that's what kids don't know 512 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,160 they're born. They don't but it's a it's not 513 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,280 so that's why I couldn't do the pod yesterday and that but every 514 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,200 kids second. But so that question was do you 515 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,200 justice for Fowlers basically, wasn't it? 516 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,120 Was it like he's getting a hard time with the nursery? 517 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,640 Yeah, there's also a follow up which says doing a gentleman 518 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,720 play up to man, flu, etcetera and don't deserve any. 519 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,120 Because. My head is no, not really. 520 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,800 And I also, and this is this is where I'm going into Andrea and 521 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,000 Dave Deritory, right. But Sean, people often like if 522 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,840 they're starting with me and Sean, they'll say something 523 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,920 like, oh, sure, like the dad wouldn't know all about that or 524 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,440 like, sure, he'd hardly know where you keep the bottles and 525 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,720 not seeing them all. He does just as much, if not 526 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,560 more parenting than I do. Like what's so offensive to 527 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,720 assume that the dad doesn't know the shit around the house with 528 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,400 the kids? Isn't domestically aware? 529 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,200 You go along with that banter. But like, with as little sleep 530 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,880 as I have at the minute, it would come out if I was like, in 531 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,360 a shop, yeah, say I was buying like, yeah, you know. 532 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,360 Prime. Stuff for kids. 533 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,960 Yeah. And Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 534 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,720 Prime well. That's what you're drinking from 535 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,680 now on because it is a insert tag line. 536 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,360 And but if someone did said after me today, like, you know, 537 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,320 that kind of banter of like, oh, that'll be like, let me talk you 538 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,640 through the last week. I know. 539 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,960 Tell me if I've if I've done my share. 540 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,320 Yeah, it's. So it's so offensive. 541 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,600 It's so weird. When Sean's youngest of the 542 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,720 three, the older boys broke his arm. 543 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,480 Trampolines dangerous. We went into the hospital and 544 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,640 they directed everything at me and I wouldn't allow that to 545 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,000 slide. They directed everything at me 546 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,720 as if Sean was like some. How many of you guys went? 547 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,480 To where? Hospital. 548 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,880 Well, just me and Sean and the child. 549 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,560 All right, Yeah. You're oldest though. 550 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,920 Am I the oldest? No, I don't think you're the 551 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,640 oldest of Sean's kids. So the youngest of his three. 552 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,160 Oh, the youngest. The youngest of his. 553 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,880 Three, you said the oldest. I was like this guy, probably 554 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,440 27. Now why is? 555 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,920 It a group effort to go to hospital. 556 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,680 No, he was like 10. So we brought him to the 557 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,520 hospital and they directed absolutely everything at me and 558 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,440 you know, and I had to keep going. 559 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,360 Dude, I'm not his mom so I don't care. 560 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,360 No, I'm not his mom. That's his dad. 561 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,160 Like I pushed them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 562 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,480 He's only got 1 arm, but I don't have to do. 563 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,960 It's like that's his dad. And even when they would come in 564 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,200 the next morning when like his mom was there and Sean was 565 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,640 there, they would just offer the mom breakfast and like ignore 566 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:21,360 the dad and all the time and at one point they went was dad the 567 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,800 one playing him on the trampoline? 568 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,200 If like, what a dopey bastard. And I was like, this is so. 569 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,120 Rude. Like. 570 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,360 I suppose a stupid can't hear the damage. 571 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're fucking idiot. 572 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,280 He thought he could bounce fucking off the grass like it's, 573 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,080 it's crazy and. Everything on the. 574 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,000 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 575 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,920 You know, I'm just getting on with it because when they come 576 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,800 around now for tea and toast and stuff, I'm not even going. 577 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,560 Would I be able to have gluten? Free. 578 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,720 Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. 579 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,320 And if you just put jam and can you source almond butter and put 580 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,480 on that and for the tea, I'll just have almock of that. 581 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,080 I just go. I'll just have black tea. 582 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,960 I dig in. People don't know like I can dig 583 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,560 in, but when it comes to it, I can dig in. 584 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,800 I don't like digging in. Yeah, but I can dig in. 585 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,760 So what's digging in? What do you keep saying that? 586 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,360 Sometimes you have to. It's like, it's like soldiers in 587 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,680 the trenches. Do you mean just just suck it 588 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,240 up? You have to just glaze over. 589 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,800 I don't like saying suck it up after a previous. 590 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,920 Conversation. Yeah. 591 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,920 You have to just glaze over. Yeah, yeah. 592 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,320 And just just I, I'd love to be able to do that. 593 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,400 I'd like to do that more to dig in. 594 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,320 I don't think I did enough. Don't be afraid to get the 595 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,720 Spirit and dig in. You just you. 596 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,040 You dig in and you plant yourself there. 597 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,560 Sean's been digging in his whole life. 598 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,000 He's so far underground. That's his issue though. 599 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,440 He's dug too far. He's dug too far and I'm trying 600 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,080 to pull him out. He's just dog, so he's just. 601 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,480 Wandering about Australia right now, He's. 602 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,120 Gone so deep. Yeah. 603 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,920 So he's dug so deep for both of us that I have to stay on. 604 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,560 He's dug, too. I have to hold the space. 605 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,160 Or you have to like find a way to get him up so he can start 606 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,040 digging somewhere else, but tell him not to go too far. 607 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,280 Because things will occur. You need to be able to see out 608 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,720 like I can, just about. I'm up to there. 609 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,640 But I know like Brave try and keep himself up there, right 610 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,280 here. Yeah. 611 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,400 Because if you go too far under, you can't see the surface. 612 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,120 That's smart. Yeah, because there's so many 613 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,920 times like five more Deshawn. Oh, I've had this like 614 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,680 altercation with somebody. He immediately goes and 615 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,840 immediately blames me. He'll go. 616 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,400 Why? What? 617 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,200 What way we talking to them? Like just like this. 618 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,800 What percentage of it would be your fault? 619 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,080 We'll take 5050. Yeah, I would say somebody does 620 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,360 say somebody does something wrong. 621 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:35,360 I don't. I have, I have a very immediate 622 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,280 reaction that I usually regret. And then I go, oh, I don't mean 623 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,560 to be that. OK, let me run some scenarios by 624 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,640 you. Yeah, these might not even 625 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,680 trigger you at all or make Cross have no idea you are looking for 626 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,720 a parking space. I you've got somebody you've. 627 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,560 Got some of the kids in the car. Oh. 628 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,720 There's a few, I nearly said. Mother and baby spaces. 629 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,800 What about? That does. 630 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,480 What about that does? Through their own work. 631 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,160 If you parent and baby spaces, yeah, right. 632 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,800 You're looking for a space someone in front of you know you 633 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,120 didn't have the indicator on there were there were there were 634 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,240 they didn't steal your space, but you're looking for a space 635 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,680 they get out just one guy. I'm saying something. 636 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,200 Now are you get? Are you winding the window down 637 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,680 to say it? Are you getting out to say it? 638 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,640 What do you want to? Do I wouldn't abandoned the kids 639 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,160 mid Rd because let's I'm not parked yeah so I'll stay in the 640 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,200 car right I'll put the hazards on so as not to cause an 641 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,680 accident, but I will roll the window. 642 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,280 I will go here less than that's for, that's for people like me. 643 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,480 So I'll be the guy. Right, we all reasons yeah, 644 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,960 getting. Out of the car, you got to get 645 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,080 my attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 646 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,760 Go here, see Sylvester and you look at me and I go. 647 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,720 What? I've got your attention and I've 648 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,360 got my two kids are the back and you've parked in a space that's 649 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,080 just for. I didn't realise. 650 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,200 I'll be two minutes, no. No, no, no, no. 651 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,680 I haven't got 2 minutes. He's. 652 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,040 I only have two. Minutes got pneumonia I've got 653 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,080 to take him into. The hospital. 654 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,560 This is the chiropract to the. Hospital. 655 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,960 Here's the thing, people who do parks based like that will never 656 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,320 give a fuck. Last night there was somebody 657 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,320 parked outside the gig that we were doing over 2 spaces, like 658 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:13,200 the the the the door handle of their car was where the line is 659 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,000 between 2. They were in the middle of two 660 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,720 spaces. And sometimes you see that if 661 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,880 someone has a really fancy car, you know what I mean? 662 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,280 That's never just case report. Exactly, but this was also a 663 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,080 shit car, Even worse, right Jermaine? 664 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,800 I was like why have you got like a fucking Ford Fiesta? 665 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,600 150 years old, parked over 2 spaces. 666 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,640 But we wrote say to students junior and I think that's that's 667 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,760 that's Gen Z privilege. I'm taking two spaces. 668 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,800 The mess, yes, yeah. What percentage of people that. 669 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,160 Sorting. Oh, in the. 670 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:46,080 Cars Do you think through the cigarettes at the window? 671 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,600 What percentage? Because I'll tell you the. 672 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,200 Answer 99. 95. Do you know that for a fact? 673 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,920 That's not a study that's been done. 674 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:59,560 I've been studying it and I'm going by everyone I see does it 675 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,600 and there's people I I know I can't on see it guy just the 676 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,440 other day just down the traffic lights waiting the cross flicks 677 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,520 it I. Can't believe people still 678 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,280 smoke. I rarely see a person smoke at 679 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280 night. Everyone vapes. 680 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,720 I rarely see a person smoking. Yeah. 681 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,320 Do you mean it's so vintage, It's so old, It's coming back 682 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,840 around. It'll come back in as well. 683 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,800 Yeah. When we're like, that's what I'm 684 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,600 going to do though. When I like, when I become an 685 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:27,040 old lady, Like, can you not wait to be an old man and just to be 686 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,200 like, what? I'll have 0 fox. 687 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,760 Like I've, I've got about one or two fox now. 688 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,760 I'll have 0 fox. Then I read this thing. 689 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,440 I, you probably have seen it before. 690 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,360 It was like a Facebook page and it was all these old women and 691 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,880 men who were in like a care home and they were given advice to 692 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,760 their younger selves. And they were all like, they had 693 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,400 these cards held up and they were like, you know, spend more 694 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,920 time with the family, Go visit the world. 695 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,960 And one woman had make sure you live in a bungalow. 696 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,200 I don't know if she had a fall just. 697 00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:00,560 Like oh I needed a bungalow so bad. 698 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,120 Like that was her one piece of advice to her younger chef. 699 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,120 Make sure you get a bungalow and walk and shower. 700 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,640 Someone must have fallen a top window. 701 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,560 All that got deep. Maybe her and that's why she's 702 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,360 only 35. Don't hit us to the question. 703 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,720 Oh no, sorry. Before you do my apologies. 704 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,800 The reason I brought up Love Island is because at the minute 705 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,840 I always think of you when I see Geordie Shore. 706 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,080 Sure, because that better material you do by guys from 707 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,360 Geordie Shore. They're bright. 708 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,560 I haven't seen it, but they're doing a reunion series. 709 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,520 But it's like, not even the mean people, just some people that 710 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,120 were part of it and they're going to Thailand. 711 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,400 I think I just saw this advertising. 712 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,720 Do you mean do you mean Geordie Shore or Love Island? 713 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,480 Geordie Shore, OK ah. But one of the guys because like 714 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,480 they've obviously all had a lot of plastic surgery. 715 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,840 Yeah. One of the guys is totally 716 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,080 unrecognisable to the point where I went, well that must be 717 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,640 a new person. And then it said his name and I 718 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:04,800 was like, Oh my God, Kyle. Was he one of the OG ones? 719 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,960 Hmm. He came a wee bit later. 720 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,360 He had. Like fair hair? 721 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,880 You're going to bring him up? I've got really bad eyes. 722 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,840 That's him. That's him. 723 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,600 I'm. Going to have to. 724 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,040 Right, so. Dan, click on the one. 725 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,600 Click on Eh yeah, that one there is. 726 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,280 This his face 9. That was him on the left and 727 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,320 that's. Him he is. 728 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,800 Is that Was that him on the left when he was doing Geordie Shore? 729 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,720 Because he is absolutely beautiful. 730 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,320 But can I say this? Beautiful, but don't fancy him. 731 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,920 That's yeah, because he looks, he looks not real. 732 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,560 He's perfect looking, but I would not want that, yeah. 733 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,440 Steggle, Kevin Spacey. I like all your flaws. 734 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,240 I like a quirky face. Yeah, we've got a character, all 735 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,320 them lanes. He he looks like a robot on the 736 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,000 left. He looks like AI and AI person. 737 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Dango 3 rows down on. The auditioning for The X Factor 738 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,960 in the right. Blue T-shirt. 739 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,480 That's the way he looked on the show. 740 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,600 Yeah. But he looks totally different 741 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,920 now. So Dango top row 3 images in 742 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,240 yes, the one we were looking at see on the right. 743 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:16,080 That's not he looks like a different person because he had 744 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,160 that much work. He looks everyone on that show. 745 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,920 But looks botched. Has a different face. 746 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,000 Yeah, I think so, Joe. They're all trying to get all 747 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,480 the guys the jaw. Jaw. 748 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,360 The jaw. But like, they're going 749 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,880 overboard. It's like the Turkey teeth. 750 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,320 Don't go for the top of the scale. 751 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,200 Go 3/4 of the way. Exactly because nobody will 752 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,720 believe it. Same with the jaw. 753 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,600 So ship it, I know, but they also, I think they're going for 754 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,600 the jaw and the jaws outside of their ears. 755 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,480 Yeah, and it needs to be inside your ears. 756 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,320 So, so then to compensate, they're going. 757 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,600 Big ears, Wider ears. They're like the team with me, 758 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,960 Mug. That's how they're all looking. 759 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,640 What would you if you had the like? 760 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,800 If you had. Right, you're going on this 761 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,440 show. Yeah. 762 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,760 And they go, even though you were never on John. 763 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,440 Yeah, yeah. I'm not on the reunion. 764 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,680 John, they go. Listen. 765 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,400 It's a bit of a rite of passage here. 766 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,520 Yeah, I've always been on the show. 767 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,680 You need to get like something like major down to your face or 768 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,440 head. What do you need? 769 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,440 It's so weird that you would say head because you're you're 770 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,240 assuming I'm going to try and get my forehead shrinked. 771 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,000 Like that is so rude. He is like who would say that to 772 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,080 someone who says your face or your head? 773 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,800 What I mean? The head. 774 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,960 I mean like. No, no, no, I mean like not just 775 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,960 your from here to here you could get your ears, no, your jaws. 776 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:31,240 Head not right, You you you. Immediately when she's going to 777 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,800 choose her forehead, obviously. What's up? 778 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,600 What's up with your Victorian forehead? 779 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,960 I have a really big forehead. We know I've got a big forehead. 780 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,520 So everyone that's like looking at me, like, you know, I've got 781 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,880 a big forehead by looking at me. Go on. 782 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,640 Everyone just said go on. Why he's so afraid? 783 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,960 Thanks, Georgia. Georgia doesn't, though. 784 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,080 I do have a big forehead. It's fine. 785 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,400 I think it's great. I love it. 786 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,320 I can dress it up. Do you know what I would do? 787 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,920 To me, no, To me. What? 788 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,120 It'd be crazy if I said what? Surgically to you. 789 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,400 I would, I would, I would change my eyebrows. 790 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,600 I would like she. Could do that Darken no easily. 791 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,400 If it rained to be embarrassed, they don't. 792 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,920 Follow the difference in eyebrow makes. 793 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:16,320 You should do it because you should. 794 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,880 Do what though? Do what? 795 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,880 What's the thing I could do? Right, the thing that. 796 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,600 You could do my eyebrows die off halfway and they get more fair. 797 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,040 I want them to. Be like at home with a bits kit, 798 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,679 take 10 minutes and you do the take the advice that you just 799 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,239 gave yourself a second go. Don't go for the 10, go for like 800 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,159 A5 or 6A slight change. In fact, change ever so slightly 801 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:38,280 every week for the next six weeks and then six weeks time, 802 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,000 nobody will know what happened. How long will it last? 803 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,880 About a month and it's only takes 10 minutes. 804 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,960 And we can do it every we can do it. 805 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,960 You come to my house, we'll point to my own suite. 806 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,880 Nobody will know and we'll tell your eyebrows. 807 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,120 I think that's a good show. You'd be surprised the change in 808 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,080 your face. I feel like you need it now. 809 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,640 I've never ever thought about it before. 810 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,840 I would do. I'd get my eyes even though. 811 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:07,000 I'd probably do the jaw and I feel like when you see your age 812 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,080 knowing it's like in your neck and I'm starting to look at my 813 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,760 neck, I. Don't want to have that neck 814 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,080 pussy like. I know the like Turkey neck 815 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,240 thing. The yeah, that word pussy is the 816 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,160 worst word in the whole world. But then here's the thing, you 817 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,600 just wear the roll mix. You can't be doing that. 818 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,960 And the and the mid the height. The height here. 12. 819 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,520 Degrees. Just the neck of. 820 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,440 Yeah, just the collar. Yeah, you do like a vest, but 821 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,320 it'll always be there because like, I don't know what can be 822 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,640 done about that. I don't know if people have 823 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,240 always been having that or whether it's been happening 824 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,120 more. No, but you can get surgery. 825 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,600 I think we need to get it. Are you? 826 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,400 I'm because I am genuinely starting to look at myself 827 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,200 going. You're ageing. 828 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,800 When I first started to see it like lines and wrinkles and grey 829 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,200 hairs, I was a bit like oh God and I am very much a peaceful. 830 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,080 Well then I saw Cameron Diaz on Jonathan on UMM Graham Norton a 831 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,840 few weeks ago. Fully looks her age, looks like 832 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,120 she has never been near a knife like. 833 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:10,680 She cut her food, takes her age. Yeah, everything with a spoon. 834 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,760 Spoon and she looks exactly her age and she looks amazing 835 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,240 because she looks like a normal person. 836 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,800 Can I give you another example that Yeah. 837 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,760 Best looking member of the female cast of friends, Lisa 838 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,400 Kudrow. Yeah, no doubt about it. 839 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,760 Because. She's not done much yet. 840 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,760 She looks real. She looks great, Yeah. 841 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,640 Does she look? She don't even look her age. 842 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,560 Does she look slightly younger than her age but still like a 843 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,960 middle-aged woman? But she still looks like Lisa 844 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,560 Kudrow is the thing. But she looks great. 845 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,840 But the other girls and guys have been poisoned by the fact 846 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,440 that they're currently still on TV as their 30 year old selves, 847 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,480 and so people see them in real life and they're all Schwimmer. 848 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,880 Had a bit of work. Oh, I'd say so. 849 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,160 At least a wee face pill, which doesn't work. 850 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,760 I'm over a lymphatic drainage massage after this. 851 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,880 Pardon, I don't know what that is. 852 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,120 Lymphatic. Drain. 853 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,640 Yeah, my brain's being drained, which is what the old man would 854 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,640 have called blow jobs. A brain drain. 855 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,400 A brain dream A. Brain. 856 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,600 Dream. Yeah, a lymphatic drainage 857 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,800 massage. Don't know what it is. 858 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,160 I think it's good for you. It's it's like. 859 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,160 Your face. All your whole body head to toe, 860 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,080 you're going to start with me eyebrows, they're going to start 861 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,720 with spend 45 minutes on my forehead and then they're going 862 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,440 to spend 15 minutes on the rest of my body. 863 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,040 It's it's like you know your lymph nodes. 864 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,280 Part of it. I think they're they hold all 865 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,520 the toxins and all in your body. I don't really know much about 866 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,360 this, but this is so they like massage and apparently it gets 867 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,640 rid of like water retention toxins, bloating. 868 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,920 It's good for like just getting the shit out of your system. 869 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,240 Where are you getting it done? Somewhere in Hollywood. 870 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,920 Oh really? Oh, happy days. 871 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,600 Nearby there's there's like 2 girls run this business and it's 872 00:37:54,760 --> 00:38:00,280 like from anger nobody here, but it's like hello and sorry and 873 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,080 it's like blowing up. It's like gone really big and 874 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,280 like everyone's everyone's all into it now. 875 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,920 And I actually remember looking and it whenever I was pregnant 876 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,960 because you know where you're like a whale and all your you do 877 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,360 it and remember being pregnant. Would you did? 878 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,560 Your forehead get bigger. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 879 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:25,720 That's where I held the baby. I did a short follow one time 880 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,200 and it was second a Victorian time when I was all said 881 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,240 something about my forehead and she was like but it but you 882 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,440 could probably do lots of period drama stuff because of that 883 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,240 forehead and I was like, I'm also a shit actor so. 884 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,200 It's it's. That here. 885 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,120 Here's a compliment. Let's twist it into common. 886 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,440 It's a Shakespearean forehead. It's a Shakespearean forehead. 887 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,400 Exactly. Yeah, like there's probably 888 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,280 actresses who would try and have that, try and stretch it out. 889 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,400 Stretch their forehead. Yeah. 890 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,200 Not like if you put your hair back for a long time. 891 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,720 Just gravity would start to like naturally bring it back. 892 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,360 Yeah, yeah. Umm. 893 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,880 So I'm going for this massage because I'm going to holidays on 894 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,800 Sunday, so I thought that'll be good to make clear. 895 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,840 Tenerife. You can do it, Las Americas. 896 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,000 You give it cost a decade, which by the way, a decade. 897 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,960 I was talking Andrew Ryan, the order, and I was like, I'm going 898 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,080 there. And he was all, oh, we're just 899 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,360 back from there. And I saw, for fuck's sake, 900 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,000 because now I'm going to get an hour and a half. 901 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,680 Of Aaron Butler's just back from her, too. 902 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,680 Why is everyone going there? It must be on the cheap. 903 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,320 Is it? I got a. 904 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,440 Good can I days him? I'm not flexing. 905 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,240 I probably didn't Tenerife 20 times. 906 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,560 Have you, I've been two or three, have you been to that 907 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,880 area? I know Tenerife that well that 908 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,480 Aaron Butler was on the live stream last week, showed us 909 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,040 outside his hotel room window. And I mean, you could see like 6 910 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,520 foot of a street with no big features bar like some trees and 911 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,840 the the what would you say like Thailand, like outdoor Thailand. 912 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,680 And I went, I know what that is. There's Morelli. 913 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,320 'S is there a restaurant there and something there? 914 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,920 And I named him and he was like, yes, really weird. 915 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,000 You can do. That but so quickly. 916 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,760 You can get on Google Maps and look those things up. 917 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,080 When you're on the phone. Tenerife or Naggy? 918 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,360 Like the back of my hand. So have you been to a decade? 919 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,600 Yep, Las Cristianos, Las Americas, Costa a decade been to 920 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,000 them all. I've been to Las Americas. 921 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,640 The only reason I'm going there, where I'm going is because 922 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,600 obviously if you want to get hate at this time of year, it'll 923 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,960 be 2nd of February going. You sort of have to go to the 924 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,160 Canarians. No point going to Spain. 925 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,200 No you to the Canarians. And I needed somewhere that was 926 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,160 because it's a four and a half hour flight with two toddlers as 927 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,360 like when I get there, I need to be a short transfer and it's 928 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,880 only 15 minutes on like to like drive where you're going. 929 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,440 It's not no it is because the hotel I've booked my friend went 930 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,760 like a couple months ago when it was 15 minute drive to her hotel 931 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,400 and my. Friend's a liar. 932 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,800 No, she's a time. Traveller. 933 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,600 It's a longer journey than that, no? 934 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,600 It's not, it is, it's not to say in the website you don't know 935 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,640 anything about Tenerife, so tell me how long it is. 936 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,760 You looked at you were on tenerifelies.com. 937 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,840 It's longer. What do you How do you know? 938 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,080 Tenerife because I've been the Tenerife about 20. 939 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,280 Times. We'll report back on Sunday, 940 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,240 then. I love it. 941 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,600 Yeah, I'll message you on Sunday. 942 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,880 You just go with the young kids. And the youngest of the of the 943 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,440 other. So the boy who broke his arm. 944 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,240 That's a documentary. That's a period fish you're in 945 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,000 the boy who broke his arm. See, I'm playing the long game 946 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,320 with this one. So he's 16 now and he can be 947 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,560 like a third set of adults, people. 948 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,040 To be going to family holiday. I know, but also he's he's like 949 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,800 they're also almost as an adult, right? 950 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,640 Do you know what I mean? Yes. 951 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,200 So he's like an adult, eyes on the kids, can play with the 952 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,360 kids. How long he's gone for. 953 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,080 A week. The sound in Tenerife very 954 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,240 burning. Yes, well, it depends what time 955 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,560 of year you go, surely. It's volcanic ash. 956 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,840 Yeah, I know. But it's not just out of the 957 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,800 volcano relatively. That's exciting. 958 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,360 Do that cup of tea that was poured 3000 years ago. 959 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,960 That'll be hot. Not if you're pouring it call 960 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,560 back to the waitress. Think Kevin, you're here for it, 961 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,520 but appreciate it anyway. And Dan, can we take another 962 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,440 question, please? Peter wants to know was Shame 963 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,800 purposely dressed as a contestant on Squid Games that. 964 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,800 Would have been better than Sue Sylvester. 965 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,440 Oh, do you know, I sat here at the starred rack in my brains 966 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,520 going Where's the green tracks it and I came up with Sue 967 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,160 Sylvester. Squid Games was better. 968 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,520 Fashion listen for everyone and I want them. 969 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:12,000 I think you look great Look. This morning I said to my wife, 970 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,600 can you bring me a change of clothes? 971 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,160 I need to do the podcast. She bought she brought you the 972 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,240 emergency PE kit from school. Power outage. 973 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,400 She literally did it in the dark. 974 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,040 Literally grab clothes in the dark and this is where we're at. 975 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,240 But you know what The thing is? I feel comfortable I'm. 976 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,600 Peter, send us a picture of your outfit for today. 977 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,640 Let's see. Let's see Rick Owens himself. 978 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,160 Who's record? Weird fashion designer, don't 979 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,760 know why I picked him. Weird guy. 980 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,280 Where do you want to be done? Bring up record ones please. 981 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,240 But did you mean? About a weird looking guys had 982 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,200 worked on. But we've been slightly Peter 983 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,840 there now or we've been a complimentary this is. 984 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,040 No, I was saying like people in Glass House, let's see, let's 985 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:52,160 see him look at record ones. Yeah, look at this guy. 986 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,000 No, that's. That's a model. 987 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,040 Yeah, that's him. There is that him that's. 988 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,480 Him one of the world's self fashion designer. 989 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,360 Oh, OK. Looks like what do you call your 990 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,080 your guy from Harry Potter. Oh. 991 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,160 Slender snake. He looks like Snake I'm. 992 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,840 Not a Harry Potter guy. I read the books, I've seen some 993 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,120 of the movie. Some people are undead. 994 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,760 Though Oh loads people. There was a Harry Potter 995 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,960 reference last night at our gig. Was that Mickey made it. 996 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,680 Yes, said it was a wee guy look like a diabetic Harry Potter and 997 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,080 I don't know that meant, but it was lows. 998 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,240 It was so funny. And I was like, that's I did not 999 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,720 expect a Harry Potter reference to come out of Mickey Bartlett. 1000 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,240 Yeah, did. My mixed Harry Potter is he? 1001 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,080 Yeah. No. 1002 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,800 Yeah, you say no kids. No, I said. 1003 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,280 I think he is. Oh, I thought you would. 1004 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,800 Actually, I'm not tired from just no sleep last night and 1005 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,640 just just as how I describe people whether they have kids or 1006 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,720 not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1007 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,680 Mickey, you know the guy with no kids says what's up, 1008 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,680 motherfucker? I never been into Harry Potter 1009 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,360 myself either. I wouldn't be under the fantasy 1010 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,480 sort of stuff unless it's sexy time with Kevin Spacey in the 1011 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,640 house. No, I'm not into it either. 1012 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,280 I am watching new series of squid games so and it is great. 1013 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,640 I love it. Surely it's the same concept 1014 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,240 isn't it? Like it's just the squid games 1015 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,840 like level 2. It starts out not as the same 1016 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,960 concept, and then they're like. Hold on, is it Squid games? 1017 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,480 Joey there was like the real 1. Not where people die, Mr. Beast 1018 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,840 did it. The one like people were like 1019 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,840 contestants in real life. Mr Beast. 1020 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,280 Why you keep saying that word? Because he's the guy behind all 1021 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,240 that. Do you mean he he's like the guy 1022 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,040 who produces it? Yes, Right. 1023 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,400 So there was that one. But then there's like the one 1024 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,800 that's like the actual Asian one. 1025 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,920 That's the one you're watching. Yeah, then I'm watching the 1026 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,320 Netflix. It's like a made-up one, the 1027 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,880 drama script. Did we call it the industry? 1028 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,520 Yes, I'm watching that. You're watching that one is the 1029 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,160 same guy. Yeah, OK. 1030 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,800 It's brilliant. I loved the first one so I 1031 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,680 probably will watch a second. It's like a it's like a dark 1032 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,360 Takeshi's Castle do. You know what? 1033 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,920 I've been watching Rivals. Have you watched that? 1034 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,920 Danny Dyer, David Tennant, Emily Attack? 1035 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,120 Lots of people you wouldn't imagine together. 1036 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,320 Remember her comedy series? I you mean her series? 1037 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,800 Really. No, she's great. 1038 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,920 Not this she wasn't. In what? 1039 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,560 In the comedy series. No, she was doing stand up. 1040 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,800 Oh, she was doing stand up. That's right. 1041 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,240 But did she write it? No, No, it might have been 1042 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,160 better if she wrote it. But what's it? 1043 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,320 What's What's this about? It's like sad in the 80s in like 1044 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,800 the Cotswold or something. It's somewhere out in the 1045 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,400 Nowhere, but it's about like rival, like ABBC, rival TV 1046 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,200 station. I think it may. 1047 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,560 I think it's ATV but it's like everyone. 1048 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,400 Granada they used to call. It was Granada that actually is. 1049 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,360 Everyone's just shagging all the time in the countryside outside. 1050 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,960 It's so weird. There's all so much. 1051 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,800 Shagging of the show. It's just like a joke This 1052 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,080 Morning with Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston gave you 1053 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,680 like a sneak peek and like ATV show the mechanics of it 1054 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,200 happening. It's like that, but like a guy 1055 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,960 who has an Irish guy who has a chat show, right? 1056 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,560 And it's fucking pretty. Crazy Irish guy. 1057 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,000 Your guy from your guy. What is it? 1058 00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:00,920 Adrian Turner, Aiden Turner Adrian Turner, Your guy from 1059 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,880 the. Yes, and he had this top off in. 1060 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,240 The field, yes. What do you call that show? 1061 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,280 I'm going to get it. Paul dark, Paul Dark, you guys. 1062 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,480 Don. Remembers it anyway I've. 1063 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,960 Never heard that show. It's the guy was top off Paul 1064 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,600 Dark. It's good. 1065 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,400 It's really. Sounds like Theresa May run 1066 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:25,280 through the wheat fields. But yeah, so is this is it? 1067 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,440 Is it from a book or anything? I don't know books, so I don't 1068 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,440 know. People having sex in the 1069 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,720 country. It's really, really good. 1070 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,000 And I wasn't, I tried to start it and I was like, this is the 1071 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,440 first thing. There's a, the first thing is a 1072 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,360 bearish on a plane. And I was like, that is too much 1073 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,360 like. A bearish or Yeah. 1074 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,360 How do you get on the plane? But it was Neil Delamy. 1075 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,840 Was told him. Yeah. 1076 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,680 He's like stuck with it. It's really good and it is it's 1077 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,680 really good. So watch it. 1078 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:47,640 You'll hate it. You're. 1079 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:52,040 Under David Tennant is that good of an actor? 1080 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,160 Yeah, sometimes I don't like watching them because. 1081 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,720 It's. He's that good. 1082 00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,760 I don't know if this makes sense. 1083 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,840 No. Right. 1084 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,600 Is that jealousy? What was the thing where he 1085 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:08,960 played the vicar and he? White Church. 1086 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,480 He hit the lady in the head and then kept her in the basement. 1087 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,840 Oh, Father's head. Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean. 1088 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:17,400 No. Yeah. 1089 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,320 What was it? Carry on. 1090 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,480 Maybe. It might have been Harlan Corbin 1091 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,840 adaptation thing. I don't think David Tennant's 1092 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,480 done. Right here's the here's the 1093 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:30,000 gist. This woman, he plays a vicar. 1094 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,800 I'm typing in. There's this woman and she 1095 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,840 thinks his son has done something, but he hasn't. 1096 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,880 So David Tennant is like, don't go to the police. 1097 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,480 And she's in his house and he pushes her or something. 1098 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,840 And then she bangs her head and he's like fuck, I can't let you 1099 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,560 leave now. So inside man. 1100 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,560 Don't know, right? I'll tell you more about the 1101 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,160 plot and then we might get it, he goes. 1102 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,080 You can't leave I I'll fuck. You know too much. 1103 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,040 She thinks he's a nonce, but he isn't, right. 1104 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,600 He's protecting someone in his congregation. 1105 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,880 Even worse, he's not all there. So he's like, Oh my God, I can't 1106 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,200 let you leave. And then she's like, please 1107 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,960 release me. He's like, I literally can't. 1108 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,480 And then his wife or him is like, we're going to have to 1109 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,760 kill her. But he's a good guy. 1110 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,240 He has to do a bad thing, correct? 1111 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,800 Oh, that's the best. But his acting is that good that 1112 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,960 I'm not watching and being like, ah, there's an actor playing a 1113 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,840 role. This isn't real. 1114 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,440 I'm like, this is already tense. And he is that good that he's 1115 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,800 almost like a real guy. Yeah. 1116 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,400 Do you remember him in Dez? Was that what you called it, the 1117 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:41,360 serial killer? No, it's an actual serial 1118 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,360 killer. He played Dez. 1119 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,920 I think it's called Dez. I wouldn't be. 1120 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,480 Scared of the serial? Killer called Dez. 1121 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,040 No, no, I know. That's why they all went back to 1122 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,760 his house. Yeah. 1123 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,360 I'm dead. He's actually called like Victor 1124 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,080 or something. No, but he so the one of the 1125 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,200 scenes in the first episode of that is he the police arrive at 1126 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,240 his house because there's been like body parts going through 1127 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:01,920 the drains and all and people in the flats have been like found 1128 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,320 an elbow this morning. I don't know he'd be able to. 1129 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,680 Identify. Yeah. 1130 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,920 Yeah, yeah, that's an elbow. And he gets into the police car 1131 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,720 and he's in the police car and he just goes, oh, by the way, 1132 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,760 got luck in the closet. There's like 12 more bodies. 1133 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,200 They go what's in and he goes me, but not anymore. 1134 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't think so. 1135 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,600 Comes out again. Yeah, yeah, that's the twist. 1136 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,160 But it's he's fucking Burlington too. 1137 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,160 Yeah, he's good actor. He's a good guy one. 1138 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,920 More question No, that says no. Break. 1139 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,760 We'll take a break, we'll take a quick break. 1140 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,240 We're back in, Dan said 67 minutes earlier called 5 and 1141 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:37,560 he'll be it'll be around that. And then we will be back with a 1142 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,480 mystery guest joining us on the Coach for the last hour. 1143 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,680 Now, Daniel, after you've counted down, welcome back to 1144 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,400 the live stream episode of TV With Me podcast, The Daily Brew. 1145 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,280 And we're joined by a new friend. 1146 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,200 Not that you're like newly a friend, but you're just on the 1147 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,080 couch now. Yes. 1148 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,360 And he feels good. He is none other than Kevin 1149 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,520 Bartlett. Hello, everybody. 1150 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,080 I know your brother's middle names. 1151 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,000 Yeah. Maliki. 1152 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,600 Gerard Bartlett. Uh huh. 1153 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,800 It's Kev Bartlett's middle names. 1154 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,680 I've got one from birth and then the way you get to pick one for 1155 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,680 your confirmation. Yeah. 1156 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,440 So Kevin, Liam. Right Kevin, Liam. 1157 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,400 Shaggerbot. I know going to be great. 1158 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,960 We're not. It'll be all lies. 1159 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,680 And then the other one, the Liam pick the the no, I'll get to 1160 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,240 that. But the Liam one, Sorry, fucking 1161 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:30,760 your horses. The the Liam was from my great 1162 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,280 grandda who died the night before I was born. 1163 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,400 So he might have just jumped into this body and it might be 1164 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:44,800 me back again. And then? 1165 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,440 What? You're saying like he dived into 1166 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,520 your body or like at the last minute? 1167 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,680 Yeah, he just sort of. Yeah, like he saw. 1168 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:56,840 He saw opening his. Own like down the corner. 1169 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:04,680 Do like a cartoon smell up in through the nostrils and then 1170 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,800 here I am. Do you have any like like 1171 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,920 qualities that are the same the people who go over there? 1172 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,080 Charlie, granddaughter. I didn't meet him. 1173 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,440 He died. He died. 1174 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,880 I'm. Sure, people remember. 1175 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,400 Him. OK, well, he was handsome as 1176 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,400 fuck. He was really sound. 1177 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,720 So he didn't come into your body. 1178 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,840 He did go through the keyhole. He. 1179 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,080 Didn't come into your body, right Anyway. 1180 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,400 And then my other name that I chose for my confirmation is 1181 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,120 after Mcgranda. The other one. 1182 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,880 The other No. Well, he was Mcgranda. 1183 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,000 So this was then. Other one granda is not the not 1184 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,600 the term you want. His other grand? 1185 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,040 His I don't know whatever, but this one was Mcgranda who was 1186 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,960 called Harry. But then the church being the 1187 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,480 church that couldn't, there's no St Harry, so it had to be a St 1188 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,400 You. Wouldn't take him seriously. 1189 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,520 No St. Harry. 1190 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,400 No, no, he sounds like far too casual of a. 1191 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,640 Saint it's like that we St that they're going on about at the 1192 00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,760 minute. You know, he's the Saint of the 1193 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,320 Internet or something. No. 1194 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,520 And he was like 14, no. Hi, hold on, your fella the 1195 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,520 computer boy. Robin, Robin. 1196 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,840 Hi, what's his name? Robin. 1197 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,480 They made it be Italian boy. Weird. 1198 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,560 It's weird, Sam. Like you know they have a 1199 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,600 photograph of 14. You're telling me there a 14 1200 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,920 year old boy who is the patron St of the Internet, Yeah. 1201 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,560 He's he's dead. I tell you, become a St. 1202 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,600 You have to die first. You can't be a St until you're 1203 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,880 dead. And you have to have there's 1204 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,160 criteria. You have to have died. 1205 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:33,640 You have to have Donna, you have to have done a miracle that 1206 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,840 people can prove has been done and somebody has to waste. 1207 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,160 You're alive 20. Four nights ago. 1208 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,320 Doesn't have to be while you're alive. 1209 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,720 Is that a miracle? You've done a miracle while 1210 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,240 you're alive, but another miracle has to have happened 1211 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,120 after somebody prayed when you were dead. 1212 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,840 So that's the criteria. So. 1213 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,320 He's banging her head, going to send a fucking e-mail and it. 1214 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,720 Has to be 3 and a three. And said his name and it got you 1215 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:54,280 know what I mean? There's. 1216 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,760 A lot of small print to be a seat. 1217 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,440 Doesn't he thinks the dumpty works in lost and found in 1218 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,920 heaven? It's got we back. 1219 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,080 Oh, there he is. As we stamp, we first stamped 1220 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,160 and all like a post office. Oh yeah. 1221 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,840 I've seen I've seen something about this. 1222 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,920 Isn't that the glass cost where it starts? 1223 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,600 Fucking mental. That's weird, right? 1224 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,760 Yeah, yeah. But. 1225 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,400 How do we get here? They're all over the Vatican. 1226 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,520 I stayed in the hotel I got in Gatwick Airport. 1227 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,400 I'm not. Sure pod like an option. 1228 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,760 It was it was a pod and the Japanese guy taking me to the 1229 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,280 room that worked there. Slept beside you. 1230 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:32,320 So it was like a hatch. So the front door was like a wee 1231 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,680 door you would see on a ship. Right, right. 1232 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,560 Like a spaceship or a boat ship. Watership, right? 1233 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,120 Down there. And it had a it had a tiny 1234 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,920 window like a portal that had like a wee blind. 1235 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,200 And as he was like checking me into the room, he goes you like 1236 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,520 blind up or blind down for sleep. 1237 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,520 I was like, call me mental man, don't because I don't want 1238 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,880 people to look in and see me sleep. 1239 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,560 But there is apparently I think. It's like kissed on your head or 1240 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,000 on your lips. Goodnight. 1241 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,680 Robbing your feet? No. 1242 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,480 Where was this at? Manchester Airport. 1243 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,000 The Night Porter, Bartlett. Go, go over him what I call my 1244 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,520 St tracksuit. You know what? 1245 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,520 I. Mean I also I am. 1246 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,560 I have something to say. What made you say what made you? 1247 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,480 Think we were going on about Saints names. 1248 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,360 So no, no, no. No was in the far you. 1249 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,960 Said. I but because you can't pick 1250 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,520 Harry. Oh my God, I thought I just owed 1251 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,080 you forbid on my ambassador. I was going. 1252 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,560 To be called Henry if I wasn't going to. 1253 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:34,800 Were you? Yep. 1254 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:38,160 And what would you have gone? Would you have gone by Henry or 1255 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,040 Harry or Hassie as my? Grandwolves. 1256 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,240 Harry's as long as Henry's. Why are people changing? 1257 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:44,960 It's a. Different name too. 1258 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,720 It's more relaxed than it. Henry's a wee bit more formal. 1259 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,720 King, you wouldn't say you wouldn't say King Harry the 6th 1260 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,400 would. You the 8th. 1261 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,160 King Henry the Eighth. You're looking at the biggest 1262 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:56,760 team. I don't know. 1263 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,600 I don't know, I have no idea. I. 1264 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,720 Like Christian name, not Christian name. 1265 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,240 What he called corner head chain. 1266 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,520 There's a hotel and I think it's Japan or South Korea, one of 1267 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,120 those ones. Where I. 1268 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,600 Mean. It's done. 1269 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:21,360 Where you can stay in it for free but your room is a live 1270 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,520 feed like live stream people can watch online. 1271 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,160 You can stay there for free, but people will be watching you 1272 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:26,840 sleeping. Would you? 1273 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:32,120 You can do that like watch my dead body.com. 1274 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,640 You're joking. I'm not joking. 1275 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,080 Who's making the money to their family? 1276 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:35,800 I. Don't. 1277 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,720 Know you would. Though it's all dead, you would 1278 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,440 if the moment can. We watch your dead body on 1279 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,560 channel 627 all the time. Is it Watch me rot.com? 1280 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,960 It's Watch my dead body.com. Something like that, I don't 1281 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,520 know, but they I'm up at late at night. 1282 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,280 People were like. Watching that, yeah. 1283 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,320 People were paid, John. Subscribing to that are like 1284 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,160 paying like a payroll to that and your family got that money. 1285 00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,160 You would do that? Yeah, I think we're. 1286 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,360 You don't need to do anything for. 1287 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,520 It maybe you could just do the camera from your feet up and 1288 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,080 then you can get only fans in there as well. 1289 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,920 Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean. 1290 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,240 Watch petals.com. Yeah. 1291 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,360 But do you know what people have these requirements for after 1292 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,000 they're dead? Like, I want Vilovance at my 1293 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,200 wake and I want all the like, you're so dead. 1294 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,440 Like, why do you? You won't know? 1295 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,360 I'll not be seeing anyone who gives me like things that they 1296 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,520 want. I'll not be doing any of this. 1297 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,400 What about the burying me under a tree? 1298 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,240 Have you seen that? I don't. 1299 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,560 I don't want to be all about. You're not allowed to bury 1300 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,560 people wherever you want. No, no, no, but no, you get. 1301 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:35,040 Buried again, We've talked about this. 1302 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,520 Nobody get buried. And then to put a tree on top of 1303 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,360 your show as you feed the tree, apparently. 1304 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,160 Yeah, I've. Talked about the mushroom before 1305 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,440 people get a mushroom suit. What? 1306 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,360 The mushroom suit. What's that? 1307 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,480 Well, it's a bit like Ron. Sealed it does exactly what? 1308 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:49,760 It is. Yeah. 1309 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,280 Yeah, yeah. It'll rot with the body. 1310 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,880 Suit made out of mushrooms you just get. 1311 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:54,760 In while people come and pick the mushrooms off you when 1312 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,440 they're coming to. Their dead bodies off, their 1313 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,760 tits on. Mushrooms. 1314 00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,920 You. You just. 1315 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,120 Absorb into the earth. And you should have a 1316 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,240 decomposable coffin too. All that should happen. 1317 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:05,600 Yeah, I'm sure most of them aren't. 1318 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,040 Where's all the old graveyards? The. 1319 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,720 Hangers are metal are. They onto the ground. 1320 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,800 Are they? That's what they want. 1321 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,600 You wake up Kev. What I'm saying is, where's all 1322 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,120 the dead people from 500 years ago? 1323 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,640 Further down. Yeah, just keep going on top. 1324 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:27,120 The, the, the also graveyards years ago wouldn't have had like 1325 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,200 a massive like engraved gravestone fucking flashing 1326 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,840 lights at night, 14 photographs. All these they weren't signposts 1327 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,280 to look at. So they're, they're all over the 1328 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,480 place. You just don't see them. 1329 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,480 Do you know what I mean? How freaky. 1330 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:44,000 Yeah, like the Army everywhere, you just can't see them. 1331 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,600 The Army. They're just about that. 1332 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,480 Was just 70s like somebody would. 1333 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,920 Have said in the 70s they're everywhere. 1334 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,280 You just can't see. Everyone can't see the new 1335 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,200 patrol. Chevy globe in the hedge. 1336 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,680 My confirmation name had the same sort of thing. 1337 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,840 Yes, because mine is Magella. All right. 1338 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:03,840 OK. Are you finished so? 1339 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,160 He's here. Daniel's here. 1340 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,080 No. Magellan. 1341 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,320 Triggered. What do you call the name for a 1342 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:17,320 girl who's like a like a like a wee light loads of dairy term as 1343 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,400 well. What do you call like a hood 1344 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:22,520 like a girl who's a hood drug? Are we are we stake like but is 1345 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,840 there a girl version down here? And Mellie, Darius and Magella 1346 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,400 and Magella is a Millie and dairy. 1347 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,760 Yes, but my mass middle name is Magella because I think she must 1348 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,160 have got her middle name before the millies became a thing. 1349 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,360 You know what I mean? So her my name is Magella. 1350 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,280 So I would never believed in gold growing up. 1351 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,280 So I was doing a confirmation because that's what you do. 1352 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:44,080 We do believe in God. Please let me in and they were 1353 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,440 like, but you what's your middle name? 1354 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,320 And I was all I'll do Magella and again they were like that's 1355 00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,560 not a St and my ma wrote them a letter going sometimes people 1356 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,680 call the Virgin Mary Magella. So that's her name. 1357 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,840 So my. Virgin Magella. 1358 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,600 The Virgin sometimes. Magella is not a. 1359 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,440 Never, never heard she. Gets called Madge, yeah, yeah. 1360 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,840 So they, my Mamazorden know she's doing Magella because 1361 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,880 sometimes they call Mary man. Said they weren't going to let 1362 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,040 me be Henry until we looked up and went fine. 1363 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,840 If any, oh if any family is going to look it up, it's the 1364 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,000 Bartlett. If any family are coming down 1365 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:19,800 rolling 15 deep Garrett on a minibus with documents. 1366 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,800 That they have to. Do this with. 1367 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,360 Yeah, yeah, it's the Bartlett. It wasn't. 1368 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,600 It was rolled out on vellum. The Bart, I guarantee you took 1369 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,160 some per civil servant administrator you you had like a 1370 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,880 torch, you know, like an old an. Old Lantern micro fishing. 1371 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,720 Underneath. Belfast, the libraries. 1372 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,560 I believe you'll find 15 of them I. 1373 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,080 Believe you'll find. And you're doing in jokes and 1374 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,960 all all. They were, they were fucked off 1375 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,920 on the when we found him. You know what I mean? 1376 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,040 Couldn't tell you what he did or how he became a St, but it was 1377 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,680 from way back when. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1378 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,320 When you could pay your way in the heaven. 1379 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,200 Aye, that's the thing, you probably didn't. 1380 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,640 That's why they started that criteria. 1381 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,640 Then after a while they reckon, no, you have to have had a 1382 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,360 miracle. Pay your way. 1383 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,240 What's? Your other What's your baptism 1384 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:06,040 name? Maria, do you know Maria Magella 1385 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,120 Doherty? See, Marie is good, Emery is 1386 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,840 good. Yeah, Magellan, but I don't 1387 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:11,920 like. I'm not fan. 1388 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,040 I don't use Jelly, I don't include it in anything. 1389 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,240 You ever hear like people being like men having Mary in their 1390 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,840 name? No. 1391 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,240 Yes. Mary Shelley Frankenstein. 1392 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,080 I know what that means is that. Mary Shelley Frankenstein. 1393 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,760 Could be. What? 1394 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,240 Mary Shelley is a man, isn't it? Don't think so. 1395 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,880 It's Frankenstein, the surname. Frankenstein is not a monster. 1396 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,560 No, but why have you just said Mary Schelle Frankenstein? 1397 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,600 No, oh, Doctor Frankenstein. Is the one who made the 1398 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,880 Monstein's. Frankenstein. 1399 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,440 Get the pronunciation right, Magella. 1400 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,960 Right, It's Frankenstein. But people say people think 1401 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,640 Frankenstein is a monster, but he isn't. 1402 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,240 He's the man who made it right. But maybe he is the real monster 1403 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,760 after all. Oh God, there's so many. 1404 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,600 Levels the blue wee holes in my mind there. 1405 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,160 Yeah, you didn't do a confirmation show. 1406 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,360 You didn't. I came, I came out already 1407 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,480 confirmed. I said listen, I'm confirmed. 1408 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,760 I'm confirmed on this. Earth they have rubber stamp me 1409 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,680 and help confirm me. What name would you choose? 1410 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,880 What's what's Saints name? Do you want to be your 1411 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,400 confirmation? Well confirm, you know, get the 1412 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:16,920 what? That right? 1413 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,240 That's diesel. Diesel of the bin variety, 1414 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,360 Humans out. Yeah, no, just something like 1415 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,240 cool, you know? Do you know that arcane? 1416 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,400 I don't know whether there's the oil of catechumens, it's called. 1417 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,240 It's like for anointing the second things or Karen when he 1418 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,720 was younger thought it was the oil of Catholic humans. 1419 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,960 Very. Good, he wouldn't let that bring 1420 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,520 him into the break them into the squeezing room. 1421 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:42,400 Years later, years later, he wouldn't let that go and just be 1422 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,720 like you ready, made a mistake, no. 1423 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,640 Kevin, I will prove it to you, I believe. 1424 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,920 What you're finding, but it was once pronounced Catholic humans. 1425 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,840 Fuck you, make an agent out of me. 1426 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,600 In the ancient Greek, Kevin, you're like, just have it, man. 1427 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,080 Just have it. You made a joke about squeezing 1428 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,920 rooms, but they probably do have squeezing rooms, but for all the 1429 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,360 reasons. Paul wants to know what's the 1430 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,560 worst job you had before comedy or music? 1431 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,280 And were you there the day the guy at the call centre was made 1432 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,360 to clean out the fridge that was full of maggots? 1433 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,440 What do you think it was the Michael Centre? 1434 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,520 Somebody's working through some trauma there. 1435 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:20,560 I do remember when I worked in the call centre, there was like 1436 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:26,720 a guy who was like my age, but he was like manager like Gareth 1437 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,160 Keenan in the office. And the company was sending out 1438 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,840 mailers to like 5000 people on some server. 1439 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,840 And it whatever it was, was like important and like separate to 1440 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,640 what we were doing. And someone either accidentally 1441 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,120 or not excellent accidentally knocked off the plug and the 1442 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,160 whole thing like fucked. And it cost them money and time 1443 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:50,120 and all this kind of thing. And this guy just like went gung 1444 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:55,680 ho and blamed it on me. And when you need to no give a 1445 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,840 fuck about this job, he came in and went, you need to go across 1446 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,200 to the PlayStation. I make it. 1447 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,600 I didn't know anything gone wrong, right? 1448 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,120 He goes, you need to make a statement, not the PlayStation. 1449 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:09,280 I said about what he went that server got knocked off and you 1450 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,280 did it. I went, I didn't, and he went 1451 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,280 all right and just left it. I was like, that is the most 1452 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,560 mental. I can't believe an entire like 1453 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,800 organisation can get taken down because the plug came out. 1454 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,840 Plug came out. Like think of a backup sell tape 1455 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,360 into the wall. I would never like I would never 1456 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,960 do that because that's not in your cleaner for a fridge full 1457 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,640 of maggots is not in your job description. 1458 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,480 But then you hit the phone. Not much in a call centre do you 1459 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,560 might just want the time off to go do that. 1460 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,360 Get up and move a better. Did you ever work in a call 1461 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,640 centre? No, no, no, I worked in. 1462 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,520 The worst job I ever had was selling helium balloons in 1463 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,200 Huddersfield. There you go. 1464 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,920 Fucking top that one. That's so selling helium 1465 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:54,000 balloons in Harry Potter OR. It's a it's a blue song. 1466 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:59,400 Yeah, yeah, it was the day of Saint Patrick's Day. 1467 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,800 Got absolutely fucking wasted, right? 1468 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,320 How wasted do? You get where you wake up and 1469 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,760 you're like. I'm working. 1470 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,560 In. Salesman in Huddersfield. 1471 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,160 The last thing you're going to remember was me and Art Declan 1472 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,280 sitting at the back of a bar drinking a bottle of Little 1473 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,240 Billy's, right? A little. 1474 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:24,440 Tiny button. We cherry glasses and agreed 1475 01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,440 with this guy from Portadown, I think he was from, that I would 1476 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,440 go out and help him sell the helium balloons. 1477 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,600 I know no context of who this guy you. 1478 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,600 Don't want a bunch of helium, a bunch of helium balloons is 1479 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,000 called, it's called a flash, right, Right. 1480 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,240 I don't know, I swear to God, and I'm not joking. 1481 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,200 And you have to hold the the ribbons down through here 1482 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,280 wrapped around that finger and down wrapped around those two 1483 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:55,000 fingers and down here. Hold on, why can this guy not 1484 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,680 get anyone to help him in? Oh no, he has everybody. 1485 01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,880 He has people out in Wakefield and panty fracked. 1486 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:06,320 In their hands. Right, He's he's the, the alien 1487 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,000 balloons, right. So. 1488 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,880 It's hard to keep it. You feel like a crash course 1489 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,440 where it was like this is how you weave the ribbon. 1490 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,400 I know about peddlers licences and all right from like ancient 1491 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,640 times in England you could walk up and down the street right, 1492 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,840 but you couldn't retrace any of your steps. 1493 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,160 So you just start on the left hand side of the street, walk 1494 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,360 up, take a step to the side and then walk back the way. 1495 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,160 For what? Reason the selling, right? 1496 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:30,960 Or then you didn't need a licence, right? 1497 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,240 So you're a peddler, you weren't a full salesman or something. 1498 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,880 I don't know, right? Who's monitoring that? 1499 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,320 What's that? Who's monitoring? 1500 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:42,400 That I tell you what though, I was shitting at myself in case I 1501 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,320 retraced. Worst thing of the day was you 1502 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,520 couldn't go in for a piss anywhere so imagine having a 1503 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,920 hangover. Kev, I haven't seen you in a few 1504 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,880 months. Do you take drugs now? 1505 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,480 I just ate mushrooms off their bodies. 1506 01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,360 What was his? Sales pitch where he's like, 1507 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,000 will you come and do what made you? 1508 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,240 Do what he said. What age? 1509 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,800 Were you 20/20/21? Right. 1510 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:10,240 Sales pitch was I'll give you £70 for the day and when you 1511 01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,280 were a student and you were dead, all because you were 1512 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,880 steaming. But you were going to have to 1513 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,880 move to Huddersfield. No, no, no, no. 1514 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,640 I was a June either that would. Leave with that. 1515 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,440 Yeah, because it sounds like a guy from I don't know why even 1516 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,920 you've told me it's from ported down arrived in your. 1517 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,520 Garden or two. And when? 1518 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,640 Well, the Chinese were cheap, you know what I mean. 1519 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,720 You just held on to two flashes and got across. 1520 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:38,560 So anyway, somebody came up to me and went you might want to 1521 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,280 hold down tighter. And I went away and he goes 1522 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,960 because Buzz Lightyear is over there, right? 1523 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,920 Buzz Lightyear is a favourite. Oh yeah, it was. 1524 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,720 I was like, you're figurine right now. 1525 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,600 He's £30. What? 1526 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,800 Don't talk to me. That's awful, That's awful. 1527 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,240 And does he do anything? He does as we, as we things it 1528 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,480 back What? And then he goes the Infinity 1529 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,240 and beyond all. Right. 1530 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,680 OK, well, that's that's one man. The Infinity and beyond he went. 1531 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,280 He went straight past the church tower and everything. 1532 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,240 Right. And then somebody offered me 1533 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:06,040 drugs for all as well. How much drugs? 1534 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,000 No, no, no. Like what? 1535 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,160 Kind of blood. I'll give you this child, but. 1536 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,200 The old man came up and goes, What's your poison? 1537 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:14,520 And I'm not, right? And I go, he goes, like, how 1538 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,600 much are there? And I goes, they're, you know, 1539 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,680 25350 a favour. I still got it. 1540 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,800 Do you want to call it? He goes, Right. 1541 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:26,720 Well, like, what would you take? And I went 25350 or a favour. 1542 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,480 And he goes, no, what's your poison? 1543 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,960 And I went, that's your child in the back of the car. 1544 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,480 He goes, yeah, I went fuck awfully. 1545 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,840 What did you not? Tick them. 1546 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,160 No. But I love how no matter what 1547 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,760 you said, there's a chance he might have it. 1548 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,480 Like he's just got everything. Like he probably did, right? 1549 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,240 You know what I mean? You know what? 1550 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,440 I don't know of that because he had a string vest on. 1551 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,840 Weird as fuck, right? So anyway, that was probably my 1552 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,400 worst job, but the worst thing that happened to me in a job was 1553 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,800 I was working in an office in. A By the way, sorry. 1554 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,280 Sorry. That guy who was trying to give 1555 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,560 you drugs for the helium balloons? 1556 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,760 Yeah. How high was he? 1557 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,320 I said. Don't you speak to me on that 1558 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,520 device. I left. 1559 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,720 I had to leave that job. That was great. 1560 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,920 I had to leave that job because it couldn't handle the pressure 1561 01:08:19,319 --> 01:08:23,960 in the balloons, right? So took off, right? 1562 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,279 Yeah. The worst thing that ever 1563 01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:28,359 happened to me, though, was when I was working in a construction 1564 01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:30,600 company in the office. That's what happened. 1565 01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:33,840 And I was that low down the packing order that didn't even 1566 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,880 give me a phone, right? So they go round at like 1567 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,399 lunchtime and stuff and use other people's phones to phone 1568 01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:38,960 out. Right. 1569 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,560 Fuck, it was. Terrible. 1570 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,640 I know. I swung around and we wheeled 1571 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,399 each other and wheeled back across the office floor, grabbed 1572 01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:47,040 this old boy's phone was phoning. 1573 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,399 And the guy on the other side said something to me like, you 1574 01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:51,800 know, whatever. And I went, oh, hang on, I'll 1575 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,880 take that down. And I grabbed the pen off the 1576 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,880 desk and I was like, right? And then I hung up the phone and 1577 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:59,479 I was sitting and I went and I put the pen under my mouth. 1578 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,240 I'm a dirty bastard, have been picking his ear with. 1579 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:11,680 Now the weird thing about that is no, no, you already had it in 1580 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,040 your mouth and the juiced he'd been picking his ear with it. 1581 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,399 So that means you know what that tastes like. 1582 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,200 Yeah. Everybody. 1583 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,080 Knows, but you didn't go. What the hell is that? 1584 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,080 You went earwax? Everybody's tasted that. 1585 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,240 I've never tasted. Earwax as as a parent you've 1586 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:36,439 like shit no. Am I doing it wrong? 1587 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,840 Because I haven't done that. I've really elected. 1588 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,080 That's all you got to. Have you never heard of a 1589 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,720 popsicle? No, hold on. 1590 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,279 I regret saying that. Yeah. 1591 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,160 It was like the different Bugs Bunny track if when he dresses 1592 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:58,440 up as a woman, no, no, die. Winter ice pin Rocky to bed one 1593 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:02,880 afternoon for his nap and Winter came into bed She she just said 1594 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:04,680 can. You lick this bit of shit, 1595 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:07,600 mommy. Yeah, I think, I think she gave 1596 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,160 me her finger and I think she might have maybe gone through 1597 01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,960 your face, but she'd done that and it was always best go up or 1598 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,080 something. I don't know what happened. 1599 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:16,680 I don't know why I would immediately lick her finger or I 1600 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,600 think I might have played the game where like I'm not there. 1601 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,920 Hey. Getting weirder? 1602 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,280 This game getting. Weirder. 1603 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,280 You know that game. Hi, you're just like messing 1604 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,640 them. I don't know and then I left 1605 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,440 checked and then I was all why did you give me your finger and 1606 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:36,720 she was all I was telling you have put you on it because she'd 1607 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:40,120 just been getting potty trained. I like shit, right? 1608 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:44,280 Anybody else thumb your wax or? A few people here have lecture, 1609 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:48,200 I'll tell you. Yeah, Dan hit us with a. 1610 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,800 Comment or a question there please. 1611 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,880 First you could just said SSC Arena 23rd of May has been 1612 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:58,000 extended. 23rd of May SSC Arena. We have already made it bigger 1613 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,680 and will continue to do so while the demand is. 1614 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,640 There is that right? Done. 1615 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,680 Yeah, we're up to half all night tickets and the chop are in 1616 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,040 description. It's going to be a great night. 1617 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,760 It's a lot of good things planned I'm. 1618 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,480 Going to get my foot fixed, going to moonwalk onto that 1619 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,640 stage. The whole show was a tribute to 1620 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,320 Michael Jackson. That's a surprise, no? 1621 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,440 No, no. No, no, no. 1622 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,000 Can you say I have this dance wish? 1623 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,440 Who made it? Now had a respect for the 1624 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,920 victims, but I could if I needed to. 1625 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,400 The people had to watch him dance. 1626 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,840 I think he was shit. Shit dancer. 1627 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,600 Shit, everything. Do you think so? 1628 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:38,040 I mean, no, people disagree. Sorry, no he wasn't shit. 1629 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,800 He was shit like you'd watch from you'd watch. 1630 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:45,040 Thriller, life and go. Shit, he hasn't been enough to. 1631 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,920 Help like what do you mean like? You'd watch him do a live 1632 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:51,880 version of Thriller at his peak on stage full production and go 1633 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:55,360 boring. But what the fuck else did he 1634 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,520 have to do during the day? Nothing. 1635 01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:00,160 What do you know? Anybody. 1636 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,200 You're annoyed. You're annoyed that anybody 1637 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,040 else? He's good at that. 1638 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,440 You're annoyed that Michael Jackson wasn't working in B&M 1639 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:08,360 bargains during the day? He just shows up and does this 1640 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,720 fucking. Should be good at anything if 1641 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,480 you spent all day on. Nobody kids it probably. 1642 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:18,800 Wasn't, you know, allegedly, but you know what I mean this. 1643 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:25,960 Is the thing. He invented that. 1644 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,600 Yeah, yeah. Lick your finger. 1645 01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,880 What would that game be called? Are you lucky finger? 1646 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,320 I'm like a man on my straight pull up. 1647 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:39,960 I lucky finger. That's a reggae artist. 1648 01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,840 Like a finger. Lucky finger. 1649 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,640 Lucky finger. Get you in for playing crabby in 1650 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,800 the street, It's for lucky Finger. 1651 01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:52,080 It has taught me a lesson well. I don't jump to like fingers 1652 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,840 now. Yeah, well. 1653 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,800 Sniffing. 1st that's that's. Kevin, he likes ears. 1654 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,480 The thing about the earwax thing, though, is the 1655 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,680 consistency of that in your mouth. 1656 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,200 That's hard to get out straight away. 1657 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,200 You can't spit that out. But it wasn't like, thick. 1658 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,120 No, no, it wasn't like a fucking. 1659 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,360 It wasn't in lumps on the end of his pen. 1660 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,480 Why did you? You know what I mean? 1661 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,520 It was just like a residue. Word. 1662 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,120 That word residue is banging, isn't. 1663 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,080 It yeah, residue, there's never good. 1664 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,720 His pen went off the wall in the 1000 pieces, right? 1665 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,240 And he came and he goes, where's my pen? 1666 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,160 I goes. There's Butler. 1667 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:24,960 Butler. Chop it in your fucking ear. 1668 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:28,360 You're a dirty eyed bastard. Michael Jackson was unreal. 1669 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,000 He was not. He wasn't. 1670 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,120 This is a Bartlett trip. Yeah. 1671 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,880 They would watch some guy in a leisure centre doing a bad 1672 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,240 version of Falling Slowly by Glenn Hansard and be like, 1673 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:46,240 that's perfect, that is perfect. This guy's moonwalk, moonwalk 1674 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,360 and doing it all. What he had. 1675 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,760 Is he thirsty? He had all the time in the world 1676 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,320 to do it. Do you know what I mean? 1677 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,880 Yeah. Somebody was making his dinner. 1678 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,880 Somebody was washing his trunks. No, this is true. 1679 01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:59,920 It's like when people say you have the same time of the day as 1680 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,320 Beyoncé. No, you don't. 1681 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,160 Beyoncé, I think somebody calculated has like 49 hours in 1682 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:07,280 a day. The rest of them she does No, 1683 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,080 because if you think we spend she. 1684 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,760 Has to be the devil. So we eat it's. 1685 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,320 True. Yeah, she's flying on plane. 1686 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:17,120 See, I think she's shit too. She just does a bad version of 1687 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,960 Tina Turner. You just don't want to like 1688 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,880 mainstream things. I really you know what? 1689 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,640 But you want to be. Against you know, how do you 1690 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:27,040 know how on like mainstream? I I think see, even whenever I 1691 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:31,240 go to something that is way far off mainstream, like music or 1692 01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,960 something, somebody has a popular song, but it's still 1693 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,480 it's still not mainstream. So they're a weird. 1694 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:39,080 I don't like that song. I like the B side. 1695 01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,560 I like going for the deep cuts and that's the one I like. 1696 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,240 You're going to go so far that way that you're going to end up 1697 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,840 loving Beyoncé again. Yeah, no, because that would be 1698 01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,120 like no that. Would be even more shocking. 1699 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:54,040 Yeah, see, I can actually feel Chloe Bartlett staring at me now 1700 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:57,480 because I hit Beyoncé so much. She loves her. 1701 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,320 They say she's got like 49 hours a day genuine have to think 1702 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,120 somebody else calculated because she doesn't have to cook, so she 1703 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,200 like saves a lawyer. She doesn't have to like do your 1704 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:09,400 admin like kids shit off their fingers, make lunches and have 1705 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,880 to like tidy your house. She doesn't have to wipe her own 1706 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,840 hole loads of things she's saving pain. 1707 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,000 She doesn't go to shouldn't do groceries. 1708 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,680 You know what I mean? No, that's. 1709 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,320 Happened, you know it's a great song by her drunken love. 1710 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:25,680 That's a great song. Don't know we be all night what 1711 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,280 we done then. I wasn't. 1712 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,400 It was the BC. Oh. 1713 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:33,000 No, let's get the snake. Out of a basket, No drunk love. 1714 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,440 Look at the Betty for Kev. When you have a bit of that 1715 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:39,240 time, or should I say Uptown, that's between Oscar. 1716 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:44,360 What is Beyoncé? Maybe like 383942? 1717 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:49,720 43. 4343 Jay-Z is like 108. What is Shakira? 1718 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,200 The human water. Shakur. 1719 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,720 Shakur. She cares older than you think. 1720 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:59,600 Oh no. 40. 47. Did you even look that up? 1721 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,320 Yeah. How did? 1722 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,960 You do, whether your hands or face. 1723 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,480 He's got a chip. Dan has a chip in his head. 1724 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:12,880 Shakura chip. There's a woman, one of my 1725 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,640 favourite. Underneath. 1726 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:18,440 Your clothes there's. A story. 1727 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,360 I've never heard on every music, I just. 1728 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,480 It goes like this here. There, he knew me Here. 1729 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,520 Yeah. That's the deal, my dear. 1730 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,080 Yeah. The. 1731 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:30,040 Frog Guy. Yeah, one of my favourite songs 1732 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:36,480 of all time is like this. I want to speak Spanish, Bonita. 1733 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,520 I had it on my pregnancy playlist to play when I was 1734 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,200 giving birth, but then a. Little bit disrespectful but 1735 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,200 Waka Waka, the song for Africa for the World Cup, is performed 1736 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,760 by Shakira. Why is that disrespect? 1737 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,640 Because it's like. She's. 1738 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,560 Away. All right, OK. 1739 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:56,840 It's time for Africa. She's not white. 1740 01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:57,960 She's. Not. 1741 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,480 White she's. Latin Colombia, Colombia, 1742 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,320 Colombia. She's not white. 1743 01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,320 Well, they know all by the way, that I am. 1744 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:12,000 Say no more. I. 1745 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:15,560 Don't think I, I, I'm honestly not up to date with all my 1746 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,880 races, but I don't think she's white. 1747 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:21,920 I don't think so. I think that you're Latin 1748 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,160 American. I've been too influenced by 1749 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,920 Trump. I only see there's. 22. 1750 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,120 Races now. That's it, yeah. 1751 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,000 That's it. 500 metres. Yeah. 1752 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,160 It's black or white. Yeah. 1753 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,720 Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. 1754 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,160 I control this. Favourite Michael Jackson song 1755 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:43,760 because I was too long. Carry me that's. 1756 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,560 A good. 1. Oh, free. 1757 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:48,080 What's? That. 1758 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,960 One is. That a better raft. 1759 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:57,000 It's a part of pen. Is it like he's been Titan too 1760 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,440 many rats about? This. 1761 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,080 Time and sleeps with the fishes. And that one Free the world's 1762 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:05,320 good, Free the world. It's a bad school assembly on 1763 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,080 it. And that's not perfect. 1764 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,200 Earth so brilliant, but it's nothing with the video. 1765 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,920 What's the moment where he turns in the sound that. 1766 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,080 Was like a day in my drama. Class. 1767 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,000 Wasn't that the one where he was in with Elvis Presley's 1768 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,000 daughter, his wife, as some people called her? 1769 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:20,240 Oh yeah? What? 1770 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:21,520 Do you mean was she not his wife? 1771 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:23,480 I. Yeah, but like. 1772 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:27,640 Controversial Kat Williams has that great, but he used to Mike 1773 01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,320 Jackson was alive when he's like, when's the last time 1774 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,200 Michael was in a relationship? You believe he's like, you're 1775 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,200 never looking at Mike being like, Mike's fucking the shit 1776 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:37,040 out of her. Oh, it's like an arrangement. 1777 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,680 Cindy went and deal with Cindy Crawford that the Grammys was 1778 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,760 it. Do you remember? 1779 01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,640 And it was so stage where everyone's like, Mike, you're 1780 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:45,280 not doing the business, mate. Yeah, yeah, you're not like. 1781 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:47,400 Yeah. Although he had that deep voice 1782 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,440 like. And. 1783 01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:52,240 When he took off his makeup. I was makeup. 1784 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,160 Oh I get, I mean he didn't look better probably when he took his 1785 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,600 makeup off. I think he would look better 1786 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,920 without his makeup. I think Michael Jackson looked 1787 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,120 better without his makeup there, I said. 1788 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:09,000 I don't know, I think shite, I'll always come back to it. 1789 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,400 Yeah. Is there anybody else that you 1790 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:14,880 think like the other world renowned and you go well, I 1791 01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:16,080 think? Prince is great but I know a lot 1792 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,280 of people are like Nah. No, I think that fucker could 1793 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:21,240 play the He could, yeah. Bruce Springsteen. 1794 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:22,960 Oh shite. You like him? 1795 01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:25,520 The boss couldn't. Care couldn't care less. 1796 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,000 No, he's great. Do you ain't going to. 1797 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,760 Say not doing that do. You ain't going to say in April. 1798 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,680 Best band of all time Sugar babes. 1799 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,920 Go away, go to SIM Belfast. They're not sure. 1800 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:34,720 It can't be the. Best I said of all time which 1801 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,040 which version are you going to see? 1802 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,600 Oh the OJ. Regional Oh, oh I. 1803 01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:40,480 Don't. Know but then. 1804 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,720 What about what happens to the ones that were in at last? 1805 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,040 Do they just get told like you're not a sugar babe anymore? 1806 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,200 Well I think they cannot. They can go off and be the sugar 1807 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,120 babies or something if they want because there's like enough to 1808 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,120 form 3 bands. Well, if they got all the sugar 1809 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,920 babes, that'd be fun it. Would be S Club 9. 1810 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,560 It would look like they were recording We Are the World. 1811 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,840 It was mad when there were just none of the original ones in it. 1812 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,560 I know the three you start like was they started the man they 1813 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:07,080 named themselves Mucha Buena. I'm not Susha. 1814 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,200 Haley was her one called Haley. She came in later on, she was 1815 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,200 longer and then there was what there. 1816 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:14,040 Was what can. I. 1817 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,880 Say the other one no. No. 1818 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,560 You're trying to describe her and. 1819 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,800 You're at the ginger one. No, that's what's. 1820 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,440 Going to say. S. 1821 01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:27,080 Siobhan Siobhan. And your name's? 1822 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,120 Name Microchip. Head down. 1823 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,720 Again. All. 1824 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:36,160 Three All three of the original sugar babes look like they have 1825 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,640 and will again bottle someone. Yeah, they're 100%. 1826 01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:42,320 All so rough. Which is the. 1827 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:44,880 Best songs weren't with the original group. 1828 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:46,600 True. Now that's a. 1829 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,960 Controversial. Take care, Bartlett. 1830 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,600 What's up? That's a controversial take. 1831 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,480 Push the button, push. The I'm going back to the rest. 1832 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:56,000 I think in 10 years you're going to be blocked in bars around 1833 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,880 Belfast saying that. Now you listen to me. 1834 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,320 Yeah, non, I am so original lineup. 1835 01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:06,560 All the best songs. Just let me in the door. 1836 01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,720 Overload. That's a good one. 1837 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,520 They're all push. The button. 1838 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:14,080 Push the buttons a little. That's that's not the OG setup. 1839 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,800 Right, right. Right. 1840 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,520 They're fucking brilliant. I think they're me and Sean's 1841 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,040 both going. Sean loves them as well. 1842 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:22,720 Well, plan. Ulster Hall movie. 1843 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:25,720 I actually think they may be doing the SSE. 1844 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,480 There's no way that's where I'm going SSE. 1845 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,960 Dan, would you question? Please. 1846 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:35,080 Yeah, Kieran wants to know. Doing a Watkins batter foil side 1847 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:38,560 or Rushmere? Now this is a hot topic because 1848 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:42,680 there's a lot of cities with two shopping centres in direct 1849 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,800 competition. Example Butter Crane and the 1850 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,760 Cajun Yuri side by side. Where do you go? 1851 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:52,440 So what was the 4th side of Richmond? 1852 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:56,120 Rushmere So Rushmere is the big shopping centre in Gregavin. 1853 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,960 I thought it was Richmond. No, Richmond Centre isn't Derry 1854 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,040 and Foresight, but this is the one in Craigavon and the one in 1855 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:07,160 Derry. Yes, my present and my past I 1856 01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:12,120 whenever I did whatever I did Top Model right 100,000 years 1857 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,560 ago, I was so. Crazy that you don't talk about 1858 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:17,440 that in your. ACT everyone tells me that I had 1859 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:18,600 this conversation with Neil Delmarie. 1860 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,960 It's always like because I. Have some you know this with, 1861 01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:22,880 you know. Seriously. 1862 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,800 And I'm. Britain and Ireland's Next Top 1863 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,480 Model. No, I was in it and it wasn't 1864 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,280 every very long was there for a couple of weeks yet so. 1865 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,800 You. Know if I had been in Britain 1866 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,120 and Ireland's Next Top Model in when was it 2000? 1867 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,240 Eight, you believe in yourself. I'd have a tattoo of it. 1868 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:40,320 Yeah. It's hard to do a better 1869 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,080 material going when I used to be a model, you know? 1870 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,040 You can be. You can take the piss. 1871 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,400 I know, I know, I know, I know. I'll figure I'll figure 1872 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,040 something out. I have bets about it that I've 1873 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,120 written, but I've always just went. 1874 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:54,600 This isn't this is just makes me sound like I want me on hold 1875 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,600 because. Then you can say but my 1876 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:57,960 forehead. Yeah, but look at my foot. 1877 01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:01,120 That's why they kicked me. Out. 1878 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:06,520 When I was doing Top Model, somebody, it's on the fucking 1879 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:10,360 show as well, and someone says something about, do you remember 1880 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,480 the presidents on the side of Mount Rushmore? 1881 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:15,920 So somebody was talking about that and I was like, so 1882 01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:17,280 confused. And I went, that's so mad 1883 01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:19,760 because I don't think I've seen the president's faces on it. 1884 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,800 And they were like, wait, when I saw will I live right beside 1885 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,160 that? Like it's right beside me. 1886 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,600 And I was like, you don't live by much more. 1887 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,320 I thought where I do, it's also around the corner for me. 1888 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,920 It's like it's a 3 minute drive. I don't really live there for a 1889 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,480 year. And I thought it was called much 1890 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,720 more. And then I obviously met 1891 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:39,520 Rushmere and I know, and then another time as well. 1892 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:42,640 There's a fucking another clip on it for me talking about I was 1893 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:46,160 confused about how many humps the camel has trying to figure 1894 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:47,320 out like we were in Dubai and I was. 1895 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:49,840 Like this, by the way, doing nothing up the stereotype of 1896 01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:51,320 models. No, I know, I know, I'm all. 1897 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:53,560 It's got 3 humps otherwise. Where you sitting anyway? 1898 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,440 And but. Did you get into an argument 1899 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,680 about it? Yeah, without like an argument. 1900 01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:58,680 What was the straw? The other. 1901 01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:01,520 Girl was like, it's a cat. It's a cat. 1902 01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:06,040 What did you? Say he says, what was the straw 1903 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:10,680 that. Broke the camel's leg rushmere's 1904 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,040 a better. Shot need to take the hump. 1905 01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,080 All right, go on. That's. 1906 01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:16,400 Right. What gives? 1907 01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:18,200 Rushmere is a better shovel than Nandos. 1908 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:19,760 It is not doesn't have Nandos there. 1909 01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:21,120 He has Nandos. Rushmere has Nandos. 1910 01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:22,800 No it doesn't. Yeah, it does. 1911 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:25,320 He'll know. I oh it does. 1912 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:30,120 It's because it's outside. There's no access to it from 1913 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:32,920 within the Chapman Centre. Aw, you turn into a Bartlett for 1914 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,800 a second there, I think you'll find that. 1915 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,280 Actually went further than I was. 1916 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,080 Comfortable with the blueprints of the. 1917 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,800 And you know Kieran would have those up his sleeve. 1918 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,960 How are you going to get the blueprint I? 1919 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,760 Wasn't prepared for. This prison break has some 1920 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:50,320 tattooed on his back. I would love it if you're here. 1921 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,840 Had to rush me here. Playbrand's tattoo. 1922 01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:56,760 Blueprint Bartley. A couple of presents on his left 1923 01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:00,640 shoulder. That's class. 1924 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:03,040 They're pumping money like fuck Andy, rush me at the minute, all 1925 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,160 sorts of new shit. There's no rituals, there's no a 1926 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:11,720 mango, there's no yeah Pandora, there's no people. 1927 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,240 Down our needles. Subway. 1928 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,720 I don't. Know what? 1929 01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:18,280 People come from all over the flock, from far, from our man I. 1930 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,080 Need an wood candle? Yeah. 1931 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:23,680 They know I see in Rushmere once a month and it's so bizarre that 1932 01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:25,360 we happen to be at the same time Talal. 1933 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:29,160 Talal Jamar. Oh like him with his partner and 1934 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:31,680 his kids. We always bump into them like 1935 01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,960 the merry go round bets where the kids play. 1936 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,000 It's bizarre. I feel like they are there all 1937 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,360 the time waiting us for to do right. 1938 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:44,000 But rush me should get champs it I'm rarely in Foy side. 1939 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:46,040 He had shot. Shopping and shake. 1940 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:46,920 I hate Chapman too. Fuck. 1941 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:49,000 Me. It's all on the line. 1942 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:53,320 Want to see me losing my shit? I do. 1943 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,640 I do. I do. 1944 01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:59,520 What? Like a fair pair of jeans. 1945 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:03,800 I went into that all sense when I had the weight off and went in 1946 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,480 to get a pair of jeans, the one in Victoria Square. 1947 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:08,680 That's a very expensive pair of jeans. 1948 01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:12,520 I know these ones made me look like I'd fucking rackets, right? 1949 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:15,680 They were twisted. Have you seen those? 1950 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:18,120 They were twisted jeans. It looked like I had been 1951 01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:20,080 selling drugs and somebody got to me, right? 1952 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:23,720 And you're with this three years ago? 1953 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:29,360 When you had to wait. It was before the planet started 1954 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,720 coming closer to me when I had my own gravitational pool like 1955 01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,320 twisted. Jeans were quite. 1956 01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:37,280 Quite a while. Victoria Square was open. 1957 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:38,880 How long has that been? They're still open now. 1958 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,440 I but I mean how long they opened two? 1959 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:45,120 1008. Yeah, well, in the last, in the 1960 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:48,480 last since they opened an. Eye down, close your eyes and 1961 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:52,240 give us the answer. 2005. There you go. 1962 01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:56,480 So between 2005 and 9, have you have you noticed like that 1963 01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:58,000 you're losing time? No. 1964 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:02,320 Does anybody else feel that where you go, somebody goes that 1965 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:05,320 happened two years ago and you go, oh, yes, fucking dead man. 1966 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:06,560 Oh. Definitely. 1967 01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,720 Yeah, it's. Still, my heaven, it's over a 1968 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:10,600 lot of stuff, you know what I mean? 1969 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,600 Just sort of chart. Kev, where's your? 1970 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:15,280 Favourite to like, get spice, What's up? 1971 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,000 Where's your favourite place to get spice? 1972 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:20,360 No, see that. I'll tell you about the sugar 1973 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,560 babes in a second. Time's going awful quick at the 1974 01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:24,640 minute, isn't it? Yeah, but yeah, I think that I I 1975 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,360 never know when anything is. Say someone who's what month I 1976 01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:30,200 go listen, I don't know the day of the week. 1977 01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:32,000 Yeah, the month. Anyway. 1978 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:39,080 Or anything. Sure, simple, but also it's 1979 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,440 technology. We don't need that part of our 1980 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:43,520 brain. Do you remember things you ask 1981 01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:46,840 anyone who's 60 plus? Oh, do you remember about the 1982 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:48,920 black? Oh, the last storm, The biggest 1983 01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:51,240 storm I remember was summer of 80. 2. 1984 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,720 They know everyone they know. Yeah, and they know all that 1985 01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:57,520 stuff, but they remember like like I can't really remember the 1986 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,360 most of the time. I don't remember which year I 1987 01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:00,720 got married. It's one of the two you don't 1988 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:03,080 remember exactly how you and that's really like 7 or 8 or 9 1989 01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,040 or something. It's not that long. 1990 01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,640 But I genuinely always forget to forget the date and the month 1991 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,880 and all the time because we don't need to remember those 1992 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:11,280 things our phones do at first. I don't know 6 directions. 1993 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,920 Like if I asked my father-in-law, you would get in 1994 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:16,280 the car to go to drive somewhere and I'm getting Valley, Castle, 1995 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,120 whatever. And he goes, right? 1996 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:20,040 The thing you do, you get out of the car, turn it on and then 1997 01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:21,240 start. I feel like these are two 1998 01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:24,120 details. No, but he's like go down to the 1999 01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:25,800 end row, take a third left and don't worry about it. 2000 01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,000 I'm obviously going to stick it. My sat NAV and he's like just 2001 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,920 third left. Keep going down to when you get 2002 01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:32,760 the run, I'm gonna stick it. I'm not gonna right. 2003 01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:34,280 I'm singing a song in my head as you're giving me these 2004 01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,080 directions. I'm not listening and they know 2005 01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,280 how to get everywhere. I'm good at directions. 2006 01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:39,640 I'm like really good at directions. 2007 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,240 I know how to get the Huddersfield balloons right. 2008 01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:48,920 The thing, I think it's because every day might seem the same. 2009 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,400 There's a lot of it semi, you know what I mean? 2010 01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:54,440 And there's only one or two big moments that punctuate it here 2011 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:56,680 and make it feel like something. How many do you really have left 2012 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,160 too? Here, listen, it's. 2013 01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,560 No. How many do? 2014 01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:01,880 You. I've got it planned. 2015 01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:05,680 It's either a mushroom bag, yes, or under a tree, yes. 2016 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,560 Yes, What about under a tree in a mushroom suit? 2017 01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:09,040 What about it? One of Christy Moore's best 2018 01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:17,440 albums. Yeah, have you heard of his new 2019 01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:19,760 album? I saw a video of him recently 2020 01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:23,640 where he was raging people for like clapping during the show. 2021 01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,880 Yeah, I've been at a show of his where he's done that. 2022 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:26,920 Yeah. He's been filming. 2023 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,080 People going to the toilet, people filming. 2024 01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:30,080 If you get your phone out, you're. 2025 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:30,680 It's like you're. Yeah. 2026 01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:32,520 But that person shouldn't have been shitting in the front row. 2027 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:37,880 That's fair. Hey I was there and I think he 2028 01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:41,560 stopped in the middle of right on because he was like stop 2029 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,120 singing. Yeah. 2030 01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,960 Was this in the waterfront? No. 2031 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,360 Our mastery hotel, right? He was like, stop singing along. 2032 01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:47,960 You aren't as good a singer as. Me. 2033 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:50,720 Oh, I've seen him doing that. I always took that as a wee. 2034 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:51,960 What did you say? Huh. 2035 01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:53,720 What did you say? I said he was in his room. 2036 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,520 Yeah, I've seen him doing that and I always take it as a wee 2037 01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:00,080 bit of a banter's thing, right? Is he like a Roy Keane type 2038 01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,120 figure? Is he playing into this grumpy? 2039 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,960 I don't know, but I've seen him. Somebody, somebody shouted out 2040 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:07,800 something one night when me and Tiger were down monster on the 2041 01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:10,280 waterfront and some guy shouted out. 2042 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:12,640 He turned around to the other guy who's playing with and he 2043 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,800 goes, what's the next chord? As a bit of a joke, you know, 2044 01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:16,840 And your man will. Karen Yeah. 2045 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:22,920 G Christian. From the flat Christian and some 2046 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,360 guy goes in the front row and there have been banter going on 2047 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:28,760 and on, right? Some guy goes 40 LB for ticket. 2048 01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:32,440 You don't know the next chord. Everybody laughed and he played 2049 01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:36,960 on and then he just stopped me. Like get out, fuck the guy out, 2050 01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:39,160 the guy's going, you sure go and get your money back. 2051 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,640 Don't like you go and get your money back. 2052 01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:43,160 And then it meant it just fucking killed. 2053 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:45,040 Didn't give it, but can he take? No. 2054 01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:47,880 My my dad went to save him in the money for him and he 2055 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:50,200 wouldn't let the bar be open in interval. 2056 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:52,440 Because. He's super well not know when I 2057 01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:54,800 see him in our My City Hotel. We can't bring drink in. 2058 01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:57,400 We couldn't there, but he obviously has I. 2059 01:30:57,480 --> 01:31:00,720 Wouldn't mind that the bar being closed during. 2060 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,720 Interval. Oh, no during the interval. 2061 01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:04,240 No, during the interval. He would not let the bar 2062 01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,440 obviously. Obviously would have had to have 2063 01:31:05,440 --> 01:31:06,520 paid a supplement for that to happen. 2064 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:08,160 But Oh yeah, yeah. Because he didn't want people 2065 01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:10,240 drinking at the gig, he was on a sober spell. 2066 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,440 Oh, he is. Yeah, he is. 2067 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:13,320 Yeah. He. 2068 01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,320 Can remember the chords now. It was after that night. 2069 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:19,520 Yeah. What's your favourite Christy 2070 01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,520 Mercial? And then what's mine's Nancy 2071 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:23,840 spin? Yeah, it was a good one. 2072 01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:27,120 Mine is. Free Nelson Mandela. 2073 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:30,040 You were saying free falling? What one do you like? 2074 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:32,600 I like the one about the Spanish span. 2075 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:33,560 What is it? Nancy Span. 2076 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,000 No. Spanish lady. 2077 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:36,600 Viva la cuenta brigado. Yeah. 2078 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:37,960 That's a good. One, that's a great. 1. 2079 01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:42,400 B's Wing scooter. It's not his song. 2080 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,760 None of it is every song start to have a. 2081 01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:47,640 Song called Let me do this, Thompson, who sang. 2082 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,920 I also sorry. Sorry, I can't remember. 2083 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,840 No. Sorry, I also love now his song 2084 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:55,840 but I love Black is the colour. That's hard one to sing though. 2085 01:31:56,280 --> 01:32:01,000 I want to get the vibrate for you. 2086 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:04,000 If you want a really sombre song, listen to Quiet 2087 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,720 Desperation for. Me. 2088 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,640 I actually shouted that out in our City Hotel. 2089 01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:11,320 I'm like, could you do quiet desperation? 2090 01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:12,360 The gig have been over for three. 2091 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:19,480 Hours. To stand on the public toilets. 2092 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:20,240 Is it his? No. 2093 01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:22,480 No toilet roll left. It was in quiet desperation. 2094 01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:24,520 And yeah, it's his. Well, no. 2095 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:28,040 Every song started to him going. This, yeah. 2096 01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:30,040 Yeah, I went up to him after a show. 2097 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:31,960 And I have this song. I asked if I could have it, and 2098 01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,640 he was like, oh, I'm not too sure, but I was like, Nah, just 2099 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,080 give me it. And then he was like, OK, so 2100 01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:36,120 here's the song. Yeah. 2101 01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:37,080 I'm. Going. 2102 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:40,040 To do that or getting cool rain tonight, be like this bit of 2103 01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:41,600 material, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 2104 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,680 I asked. This is Dave Alley. 2105 01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:43,920 It's material, but he's given me. 2106 01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:45,160 Yeah. Be covered. 2107 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,480 Everyone. That's what Christy murders 2108 01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:49,120 before he does. Very tale of New York as well 2109 01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,280 when he says he goes, we went over to your man Shane McGowan, 2110 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:54,640 yeah, in a bar in New York and that when he and asked could he 2111 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,400 have the song Cheeky Bastard isn't. 2112 01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:57,840 It but he must have to write it down. 2113 01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:00,360 No, that's what he used to do, you see, back in the day, 2114 01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:01,640 because he. Don't write things down now. 2115 01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,560 There's no way to remember it with a quill, No, you know what 2116 01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,600 I mean? But that's what they said. 2117 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:09,400 They used to have to keep going back to the folk clubs to get 2118 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:11,080 the next line because they would have only got so far. 2119 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:12,240 And then they'll go the next night, right? 2120 01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:13,440 The next. Couple of that was like me in 2121 01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:16,640 the 90s when the Top 40 was on. You're like trying to make the 2122 01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:24,760 lyrics. Yeah, it's, but he, he, he used 2123 01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:28,480 to be one of my favourites. He's my actual favourites. 2124 01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:29,680 David Grey. I know. 2125 01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:31,600 His new albums I'm just dropping. 2126 01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:34,920 I'll tell you what he did a session on Virgin and he played 2127 01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:38,560 a cover of Rod Stewart. What song? 2128 01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:40,080 Maggie May? No, No. 2129 01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:42,720 Handbags and Gladrag. No, keep going. 2130 01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,880 Keep going. That's the only two Rod Stewart 2131 01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,320 songs I know, and it kicks a football. 2132 01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:53,160 Was the first cut is the deepest movie I think. 2133 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:54,360 It was. I don't want to talk about it. 2134 01:33:54,440 --> 01:34:01,600 I don't want to talk, yeah. What was the song they said he 2135 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:04,160 couldn't do 2 hours of? Pods, whether we break in 2136 01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:08,120 between, I said, I'll show you it's brilliant and then. 2137 01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:11,000 He's the albums like just a plug for him because because he needs 2138 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:12,400 help. He needs the help. 2139 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:17,520 I bought the album on vinyl on gold limited edition vinyl. 2140 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:20,040 It hasn't even been opened. I'm waiting for a moment. 2141 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:21,800 It's so horny do. You know what? 2142 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,040 What's? Going to be the moment. 2143 01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:24,600 What's up? What's going to be the moment? 2144 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:27,320 Well, there's going to be a negligee involved and. 2145 01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:28,600 On who? Well. 2146 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:34,600 Well, I not on me, I only wear Chanel #5 so I'm going to stop. 2147 01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:38,600 By the way, he's just named about 5 Rod Stewart songs there 2148 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,560 that are all bangers. I don't realise we're all watch 2149 01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,520 shirt songs. I'm definitely gonna go listen. 2150 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:45,520 Ceiling. And stuff with the faces as 2151 01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:48,600 well. What you mean that's the song? 2152 01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:51,160 No, he had a sidebound. This thing where he's only 2153 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:53,680 singing, he does. He's be faces. 2154 01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:56,000 He had a sidebound as well. Is it the faces? 2155 01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:59,120 I don't know, Rod Shirt. Yes, it's you go park. 2156 01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:04,160 That's not him singing. I wish I knew what and you know, 2157 01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,160 when I was younger, did. You know, under pressure by 2158 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,560 Queen, some of it's David Boies. Which bets? 2159 01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:11,560 Yeah, yeah, that's that's well known. 2160 01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:14,200 Kiff isn't, but David Bowie hated it. 2161 01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:15,640 Yeah. He's not on the he's. 2162 01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:18,680 Not on. But don't do the full song and 2163 01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:21,680 then be like 01 of you. Don't be saying I was involved 2164 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:23,640 for that. No, made a shoe at you on the 2165 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,400 vocals. You had to have been in a yeah. 2166 01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:27,160 Yeah, yeah. But I never, I never knew. 2167 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,960 I like, I like stuff. I got like a homecoming. 2168 01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:35,320 Kanye West was recording, I want to say an Abbey Road and 2169 01:35:35,320 --> 01:35:37,800 Coldplay were in the building cutting their album at the same 2170 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:39,720 time. Kanye went up to Chris Martin 2171 01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,800 was like, do this course for me, please. 2172 01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:45,360 Well, that happened at a house party of Kanye's when he was 2173 01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:47,800 Jimmy Fox. Yeah, slow jams. 2174 01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:49,920 My favourite Kanye song ever. Fucking to me. 2175 01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:52,800 I remember watching that in T4. I'm being in bed in a Sunday 2176 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:54,840 morning going this. One of the best songs ever. 2177 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,920 So jams, So jams and through the wire are to my favourite. 2178 01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,160 Twist. Can you see? 2179 01:35:59,160 --> 01:36:01,920 Your whole hands you ain't got no man I. 2180 01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,280 Would say Kanye is up over Michael Jackson. 2181 01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:08,920 Kanye, I think it's better. Oh, Kev, no. 2182 01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:10,600 I'm floating above the rest of you. 2183 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,480 He I think, yeah, because. You've got, you still got your 2184 01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:17,280 alien Blues and I'm going to shoot them down, you said about 2185 01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,320 Kanye. Look. 2186 01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:20,760 He has a lot of shit, a lot of shit so. 2187 01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:21,920 Yeah. A lot of them. 2188 01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:25,280 I can't, I couldn't. All amazing. 2189 01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:26,960 Couldn't honestly tell you one of the songs. 2190 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,200 He's a lot of fun. Nope. 2191 01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:31,040 That's probably not a good do you? 2192 01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:34,160 Know the original. Yeah, when he has the wireless. 2193 01:36:34,240 --> 01:36:36,040 1. No, no, no, as in the sample he 2194 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,240 took. No. 2195 01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:40,560 It's is it Gloria Estefan? I'm going to isolate that 2196 01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:42,160 though. I'm going to watch this back and 2197 01:36:42,160 --> 01:36:44,360 you're going on some sort of track as a sample sounds. 2198 01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:46,480 That was a great era with all those chipmunk vocals. 2199 01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:47,080 Oh. Yeah. 2200 01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:48,840 Everyone was. Just doing that, I love that 2201 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:49,800 area of music. I. 2202 01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:52,280 I prefer the one just before that where the wore puffet 2203 01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:53,920 jackets and looked in the face lenses. 2204 01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:55,440 Face eye lenses. Yeah, yeah. 2205 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:56,600 Yeah, like what do you call that boys? 2206 01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:59,360 Steno E 17 Yeah. All that Beastie Boys. 2207 01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:02,800 Yeah, who else did that? Your woman, Missy Elliot know? 2208 01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:05,120 Oh, really? Should look like a wee bomb. 2209 01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:08,800 Yeah, and TLC done it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2210 01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:10,800 All. Right P. 2211 01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:12,840 TLC. Left eye. 2212 01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:16,600 Yeah, no, Why isn't she in a mushroom? 2213 01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:21,360 Mushroom is it? Done any other business? 2214 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:25,720 Eh, just a question just came in there from Amory the Chin. 2215 01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:29,240 See that He's listed as Comedian of the Year, EH nominee for the 2216 01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:31,560 Ticketmaster Awards. I tell you one thing about she 2217 01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:34,120 and Todd, he has a burner called Amory. 2218 01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:40,120 Don't do a lot of he don't do a lot of saying all that kind of 2219 01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:41,160 stuff. Who's sorry? 2220 01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:44,160 Sometimes She and Todd low key. I got shortlisted for 2221 01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:45,840 Ticketmaster Comedian of the Year. 2222 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:48,600 Yeah, where's where? Was this called yesterday? 2223 01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:54,080 Who else is on the shortlist? We let's see what your chance. 2224 01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:57,400 People who have a chance of winning or Paul Smith, Catherine 2225 01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,720 Ryan. Tommy Tiernan, Kyler Cobbler, 2226 01:37:59,720 --> 01:38:01,360 John Fucking. Great. 2227 01:38:01,360 --> 01:38:06,080 Jimmy Carr Firm, Brady Company, Brittany Broski. 2228 01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:08,720 To be honest, a public vote. It was yesterday when it was up 2229 01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:11,040 in hospital assault. So it was like, I haven't, I 2230 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:13,080 haven't shared it out or anything, but I don't know why. 2231 01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:16,240 So part of me you feel like you absolutely should just share 2232 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:17,800 that link and be like, as you get a chance to vote. 2233 01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:20,560 There's still maybe it's the being from here thing. 2234 01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:25,760 Although. You just feel weird sometimes. 2235 01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:27,400 How did that come about? Is it? 2236 01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:30,520 Like a Ticketmaster 50. 1000 lbs. 2237 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:32,640 Like a public vote? Or was it like? 2238 01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:35,320 Ticketmaster just made the shortlist and then it's a public 2239 01:38:35,320 --> 01:38:36,480 vote no. It's no. 2240 01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:38,880 It's public vote. And how long have we got like? 2241 01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:40,120 A campaign. I don't know any. 2242 01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:41,920 I promise you I. Don't know, I haven't looked it 2243 01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:43,520 up. But I will, I will just get my 2244 01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:45,480 head out of my. That is very exciting. 2245 01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:47,600 Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's and when does the winner 2246 01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:48,800 be announced? I don't know. 2247 01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:51,680 I don't. Know does the self doubt get you 2248 01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:55,440 eh? Does the what? 2249 01:38:55,440 --> 01:38:56,240 No. Self doubt. 2250 01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:59,040 Get. Do you mean like I'm not doing 2251 01:38:59,040 --> 01:39:01,400 the right thing in terms of profession? 2252 01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:03,000 Oh, no, I know you're doing the right stuff there. 2253 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,400 No. But you know when you're like 2254 01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:09,160 going I'm a, should it be doing that or am I letting on here? 2255 01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:11,360 No, I I don't. Get. 2256 01:39:11,800 --> 01:39:15,120 I don't get a posture syndrome. No, no, I and I don't know if 2257 01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:18,440 that many people really do. I think there's times where you 2258 01:39:18,440 --> 01:39:23,600 go like, God, everyone here is brilliant, but I think stand up 2259 01:39:23,600 --> 01:39:26,200 especially is a job. If you have imposter syndrome, I 2260 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,120 think you can do. I don't think you'd be doing 2261 01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:30,720 stand up because it takes that much confidence, whether you're 2262 01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:32,080 an introvert or an extrovert to go. 2263 01:39:32,480 --> 01:39:34,120 I'm getting up on stage. You make these people laugh. 2264 01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:35,800 Yeah. I think there's genuinely 2265 01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:37,880 something to be said and how you were raised as well. 2266 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:40,440 Like my mind, I used to genuinely tell me every day I 2267 01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:42,960 could do anything I wanted a big like you could achieve big 2268 01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:45,000 things and I grew up going I can do what I want. 2269 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:47,440 Like, I didn't have limits on what I thought I could achieve 2270 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:50,040 if I worked really hard at it and learnt the skill or done 2271 01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:51,920 whatever I wanted to do. I always thought, oh, all the 2272 01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:52,760 doors are open. Yeah. 2273 01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:54,200 Yeah. So I grew up thinking that, 2274 01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:56,160 yeah. I was kept the coal bunker. 2275 01:39:56,440 --> 01:39:59,280 Were you? Fed across the bread and dry 2276 01:39:59,280 --> 01:40:03,320 water. Sulphur dry water I, I don't get 2277 01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:06,520 in pasture syndrome, but I do get gender syndrome. 2278 01:40:06,520 --> 01:40:08,440 In most rooms. It is me and guys and I wish 2279 01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:12,000 there was more girls here gender syndrome like it's in like I 2280 01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,040 often be like, oh, I'm the only girl sitting here and it usually 2281 01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:16,440 is. You have to pedal harder. 2282 01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:18,800 That's the facts. That's the facts. 2283 01:40:18,920 --> 01:40:22,600 I get I get overabundance syndrome where I'm like I'm the 2284 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:24,440 best. Like I should be wearing these 2285 01:40:24,440 --> 01:40:27,400 twisted jeans but I'm the best. They're racking the knees only 2286 01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:30,080 you know what I mean. Yeah, I've come a long way 2287 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:31,800 chosen. I think I've come a long way 2288 01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:34,880 from from from selling helium balloons and. 2289 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:37,040 Yeah, I don't. I mean, I think everyone gets 2290 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:38,920 the thing where you're like, go like I'll get away this for as 2291 01:40:38,920 --> 01:40:42,400 long as I can, like a job, but I don't feel like I shouldn't. 2292 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:46,240 Be no why I I know. So I don't know, but the the 2293 01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:48,080 Tiger Master thing, yeah, it's that's great. 2294 01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:50,080 I've never won anything like it before. 2295 01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:52,720 But you don't even like. Now I'm going to bring up 2296 01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:56,640 something that sounds like I'm figuring out a way to bring it 2297 01:40:56,640 --> 01:41:02,080 up, but only because the context this conversation so where last 2298 01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:04,360 time I did operos. I had called. 2299 01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:05,960 They were like. You've done. 2300 01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:08,880 You. You've, like broken a big record 2301 01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:09,560 here. Yeah, Yeah. 2302 01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:12,600 And there was an option of do you want to do like, A at the 2303 01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:15,160 end of the last show, like a live presentation at the end of 2304 01:41:15,160 --> 01:41:17,480 the show? And I was like, just feels like 2305 01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:20,120 it should just be the. I just want to show. 2306 01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:23,040 A live presentation or what? They they come out and give you 2307 01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:24,400 something. You should have. 2308 01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:25,840 And what would they come out and give you? 2309 01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:31,360 I guess like. See, because it's Belfast, 2310 01:41:31,360 --> 01:41:33,040 they've come out and went well. I'm catch yourself. 2311 01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:36,680 Who's slap around here? Get ahead. 2312 01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:40,320 Of yourself. Give me a mug from the tea room. 2313 01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:42,200 You know what I mean. You want a cup? 2314 01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:45,920 One of my favourite cups is the mugs game from the Kelly Show. 2315 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:48,240 I have one of the original. I won the mugs game I. 2316 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,160 Didn't know that is that. Is General the mugs game? 2317 01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:54,480 So you Jerry Kelly used to have a chat show on ITV? 2318 01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:57,400 When he got out of the cash. Different. 2319 01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:01,320 GK Sorry, sorry, right. He used to play a thing called 2320 01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:03,200 the Most Game and it was like the highlight of the show. 2321 01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:07,920 Here's what the Most Game was. I'm not making some GK at 5 2322 01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:10,440 mugs. We read ball. 2323 01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:16,440 He would put the cup over a ball and then mix up all the cups. 2324 01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:19,560 Ego listen. I could probably tell you the 2325 01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:22,760 end of. This 1234 or five, go for it and 2326 01:42:22,760 --> 01:42:25,280 you will go. You do not want that ball. 2327 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:27,920 Oh, you don't want the ball? Or you're trying to get all four 2328 01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:28,840 of the other ones without the ball? 2329 01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:32,160 That's harder. So we, so I I'd gone on his show 2330 01:42:32,160 --> 01:42:35,000 Radio Ulster years ago and talked about a much grown up. 2331 01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:38,600 I loved his show and I have this thing because compared to a lot 2332 01:42:38,600 --> 01:42:41,160 of like guys, you've been on TV for a long time, especially back 2333 01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:43,320 then, I look like a young cheeky child. 2334 01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:46,560 They always thought I was taking the piss if I was genuinely 2335 01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:48,960 like, I grew up watching this. I love the show. 2336 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,520 Yeah, especially when you're a comedian. 2337 01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:52,680 They wait for a punchline. Yeah, and they also think you're 2338 01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:54,600 like 14. Yeah, you're like, I'm like, no, 2339 01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:56,400 I love this. Like used to watching my granny 2340 01:42:56,400 --> 01:42:58,280 grand's house Friday nights, that and get my hairpiece. 2341 01:42:58,280 --> 01:42:59,960 I was like, I love a huge part of my childhood. 2342 01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:03,600 So after a while he realised like always being genuine. 2343 01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:07,040 So they asked me as part of really Ulster promo years ago, 2344 01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:12,080 would you want to do the mugs game with Jerry like in Ready 2345 01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:14,600 Wall Street, set it up and all. And I was like, of course. 2346 01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:18,840 And he brought the original mugs and I I got it. 2347 01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:20,240 I got right down to the last mugs. 2348 01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:22,400 So I won it. And everyone's like, everyone's 2349 01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:24,520 like you did you like this was set up? 2350 01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:28,000 And I was like, don't you fucking dare, Don't you fucking 2351 01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:29,840 dare. Jerry wouldn't do that to the 2352 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:33,600 integrity of the mugs game. Is this the thing you won? 2353 01:43:33,640 --> 01:43:36,920 So I got the mug and it's an original mug from like the 90s 2354 01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:38,680 early naughties that says. Uh. 2355 01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:40,840 Jerry Kelly says I won the mug scheme. 2356 01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:43,400 That's. I love. 2357 01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:44,680 Epic. I love that. 2358 01:43:47,440 --> 01:43:50,680 So what I remember about Jerry Kelly the night he had Garth 2359 01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:55,720 Brookshire and I genuinely could not believe that I was breathing 2360 01:43:55,720 --> 01:43:59,680 in the same air in Belfast as Garth Brooks. 2361 01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:03,200 He weren't, you know what I mean? 2362 01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:04,880 He was just playing him on the radio. 2363 01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:08,760 No, no, no, no, no care about him. 2364 01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:11,840 Live on the Gerry Kelly show in Havelock House. 2365 01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:15,760 And I, all I wanted to do was ask one of our ones to drive us 2366 01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:17,960 down the town, but I knew they'd just go fuck up and watch the 2367 01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:21,040 show, you know what I mean? But I could maybe see him. 2368 01:44:21,440 --> 01:44:23,120 Maybe they'll notice. What did you say you? 2369 01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:26,200 Thought he was going to fuck you. 2370 01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:28,840 Well, you know what I mean. Just go up and give him a 2371 01:44:28,840 --> 01:44:33,360 finger. What's 2025? 2372 01:44:33,680 --> 01:44:35,960 Well, there is books. What's your 2025 goal? 2373 01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:36,880 OK. Final question. 2374 01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:38,840 Yeah, what's your 25 goal? 2025. 2375 01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:41,080 The way you say 202525 is annoying. 2376 01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:44,280 It's a zoom of me saying EDITING. 2377 01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:47,040 Edit. Oh no, editors. 2378 01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:50,200 Spell. It. 2379 01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,520 Oh, get that editors, It's too many. 2380 01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:55,440 Too many yes, I said it too fast. 2025 What's your goal? 2381 01:44:55,440 --> 01:45:01,440 2025 is since to really smell. Yeah, working on it as we speak. 2382 01:45:01,720 --> 01:45:03,240 Helium Blue. Space. 2383 01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:03,640 Yeah. Yeah. 2384 01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:08,200 All Bee Gees. Yeah. 2385 01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:09,920 What about you? All original music. 2386 01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:13,800 Kev all original, original. I may put on a wee Easter egg, 2387 01:45:15,160 --> 01:45:17,120 but I haven't made-up my mind what one to do yet. 2388 01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:19,120 That's. Exciting Wacka Wacka for Africa 2389 01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:22,040 by Shakira. Only if I can squeeze under 2390 01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:23,600 those pants. But I'm I know I've put the 2391 01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:24,880 weird on again. What's your goal? 2392 01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:31,080 2025. Besides one Ticketmaster I got 2393 01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:33,760 to. See things. 2394 01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:38,880 I swear to you I can't, but I don't because. 2395 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:42,080 Things just happened to me. But if you see if you see if you 2396 01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:44,080 have them and then you don't get it. 2397 01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:45,440 Disappointed. Disappointed. 2398 01:45:45,440 --> 01:45:47,640 That is true. You just work hard and try and 2399 01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:50,520 make the right decisions and then the stuff that would be a 2400 01:45:50,520 --> 01:45:52,560 goal you'll get, but it'll be unexpected. 2401 01:45:52,560 --> 01:45:54,080 Kevin Hart's friend talking. To you right now. 2402 01:45:55,400 --> 01:45:57,400 Hustle, loyalty. Respect. 2403 01:45:57,960 --> 01:45:59,280 Yeah, my goal is to be a better die. 2404 01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:00,800 I'm going to be a good die this year. 2405 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:07,480 You're going to be bless. I don't know. 2406 01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,320 I'm going to do some more shows, need to get some more. 2407 01:46:10,520 --> 01:46:17,760 I've done the the likes of Creed Bratton and Darren Noon and Kev 2408 01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,800 in the. Just sorry, just before we do 2409 01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:23,240 that, what's your goal? Deal 2025. 2410 01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,560 I just said it was to be a better die. 2411 01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:29,200 Before we are playing. I don't actually have one. 2412 01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:31,280 Before we are playing. Oh, no, mature. 2413 01:46:31,280 --> 01:46:32,520 I'm going to plug it. That's why. 2414 01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:33,960 Yes, that's why I brought that up. 2415 01:46:34,080 --> 01:46:38,040 Yeah, dude, I'm on TER. Get your pink back this May and 2416 01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:40,600 June and Edinburgh French. How do people get tickets for? 2417 01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:44,320 Dmidori.co.uk or just all the places do you know what I mean? 2418 01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:46,240 Google it. It's mad people messaging go 2419 01:46:46,240 --> 01:46:48,160 where do you get tickets can. You get tickets on. 2420 01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:50,920 By the time you to message me that you could just Google. 2421 01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,680 Yes you can. I'm sure speaking weird I'm on 2422 01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,560 the radar though. While you're there, folks. 2423 01:46:58,680 --> 01:46:59,720 Kev, do you have anything you want? 2424 01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:04,000 To just come and see me plan and then keep an eye out what's up 2425 01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:06,880 in the thirsty goat and the Fiddlers open crumbling and then 2426 01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:09,600 keep an eye out from a beggar shows on A1. 2427 01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:12,480 But I'm for people. Speaking of big shows, May 21st. 2428 01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:15,960 23rd close. Yeah, 23rd don't put the chip in 2429 01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:19,600 after SSC Arena. Tea with me live. 2430 01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:23,840 Going to be a wild night. Here, so it's going to be big 2431 01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:25,440 battle that night. I'm in Lisburn Island Dart 2432 01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:28,720 Centre on the same night. Make your guys make your choice. 2433 01:47:28,840 --> 01:47:31,400 What night is. It 20 What day is it? 2434 01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:33,720 Friday it's. A Friday I'm going to be fuck 2435 01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:38,360 the two of you. Same on the Thursday go bombed 2436 01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:40,840 out. Kev, you're just for a go, 2437 01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,240 folks. Oh yeah, Actually, you're going 2438 01:47:42,240 --> 01:47:44,480 to show what Garrett name? I was taking about gardening 2439 01:47:44,480 --> 01:47:48,520 down in the limelight there recently and I was there all 2440 01:47:48,520 --> 01:47:51,200 day. Somebody I was down from half 10 2441 01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:53,240 in the morning, half 10 in the morning. 2442 01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:56,320 Somebody told me that it was on before noon.