1 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,520 We're back, folks. We're back. 2 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,320 Second intro was a bit unnecessary. 3 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,960 Yeah, Fausty and Dan look like like the first ever Daft Punk, 4 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,720 first ever Daft Punk cake where they just haven't worked it out 5 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,960 yet because you're just don't like they haven't got the helmet 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,640 yet or anything with the the big goggles and it's just like 7 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,680 Knuckle. Working make it. 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:34,240 Sorry guys, give us 2 minutes here around. 9 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:41,280 That talk amongst yourselves here just playing YouTube 10 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:46,120 videos. Any other crack tomorrow? 11 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,720 Oogie, oogie, Oogie. Folks, welcome along to this 12 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,120 Daily Brew episode. This is this is a penultimate 13 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,920 show. We've been live all week ahead 14 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:02,040 of the SSE Arena 23rd of May. And look, you can tell we're 15 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,760 getting towards the end of this. Yeah, I'm wearing a hat. 16 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I know how I look in hats. Yeah, I don't need to be told in 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,040 the comment section. I'm aware. 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,600 But the other because I need a haircut today, so I've dry her. 19 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:16,080 So the other option it's either a hot or just dry her. 20 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,640 And how do you think you look in hats? 21 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,840 I think I look like there should be someone with me helping me 22 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,960 out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,200 I just don't look. I look like I'm recovering from 24 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,440 something that you probably, we all know I probably won't 25 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,880 actually recover from. Yeah, me and you when you are 26 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,480 hot, me and you look like we could be in a live action King 27 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,720 of the Hill like I'd be Hank Hell, yours we meet. 28 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,040 Are you the dad of the son? Oh. 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,680 I could be the son. I'd be the body. 30 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:50,200 You have the body of body. Kieran is the speed of Bobby 31 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,000 Hill, yes, and if I could stick on some glasses. 32 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,600 There's also a character in Peter Pan, one of the Lost Boys, 33 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,120 who my oldest son says there's Kieran, she's one of the Lost 34 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,880 boys. I know exactly that is Yeah, 35 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,520 yeah. Also brutal from your son to be 36 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,120 like, there's Kieran. No, it's so funny. 37 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,960 There's the same son that when I meet him, he walks up and he 38 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,760 goes down taller than. You. 39 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,480 Yeah, He also doesn't speak like it. 40 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:19,560 What's up with a broader 4 before we started? 41 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,640 Mr Tumble. So when you were when you were 42 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:26,480 goo goo Gaga, when you were in Dubai, you were in Dubai there 43 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,280 chat about you're good. Why you know, you have the body 44 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,360 language of Joe podcast. You the body language of that 45 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,520 you're on James English podcast. You look like you're about to 46 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,400 talk about being a screw during during the 80s and some of the 47 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,320 hardest geezers that you met. I'm here to tell my story, 48 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,320 James. Every James English podcast has 49 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,920 someone who was mates with the Craze. 50 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,880 Yeah, yeah, I see the same chippy as Ronnie cry. 51 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll come and get 2 deviled eggs and fucking 52 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,480 stab a cunt. Yeah, and the guys like Clampy. 53 00:02:54,520 --> 00:03:00,960 Yeah, I knew we cry. Yeah, I, I, I, he was nearly 54 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,360 going to do this podcast once. Ronnie Craig, That would be 55 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,400 quite the good. See if he's dead 50. 56 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,360 Years. Would you like to? 57 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,800 You know I like it. Sad. 58 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,400 Never heard him talk. That's a punt. 59 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,360 Is it? All right. 60 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,840 OK. But. 61 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,560 You're more doing Tom Hardy now. Yeah, which too far. 62 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,080 He does. I know he played them, Yeah. 63 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,800 Have you never seen the crazy movie? 64 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:26,160 No, the shooter fucking shoot out at the Western. 65 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,040 Never seen him. Yeah. 66 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,360 But why is the Churchill dog in it? 67 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,360 That's hot that I'm not even funny. 68 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,680 Spot on. Really. 69 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,160 Yeah, that's a spot on. Ronnie Crown that movie. 70 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,240 So you were in Dubai and. You, Francis. 71 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,400 I said did you do any shopping when you were there? 72 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,400 And you said I went, You were very excited to tell me. 73 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,640 Last night you said I went to Hugo Boss and I got myself a 74 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,160 cardigan. I. 75 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,880 Put myself up an outfit. Now you you said that you love 76 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,080 Hugo Boss as a brand because of the history of the brand. 77 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,040 You were saying that's really important to you because you 78 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,720 love like you love I previous collections of theirs. 79 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,880 I don't often agree with the political alignments of a brand, 80 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,320 but they have got it spot well you. 81 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,160 You said that there was a retro range of theirs you particularly 82 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,520 loved that came out in the in the mid 1940s. 83 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,880 Yes. A collab they did, yeah. 84 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,640 With the with. The National Socialist. 85 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,680 Ah, part of you. Yeah. 86 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,360 With an artist so used, that's a brand you love. 87 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,480 Yes. Yes. 88 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,280 And you said I got myself a cardigan in Dubai. 89 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,960 And then you showed up with it today and your heart broke when 90 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,640 you said. I said, is that your cardigan? 91 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,520 And you said, yeah, do you like it? 92 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,920 And I said, we'll talk about it on the pod. 93 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,120 Yeah, your head has, but look at your body language. 94 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,400 You've never been like this on the pod. 95 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,800 Yeah. You've never looked more uneasy. 96 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,520 I'm ready for it can. I tell you some that's gross. 97 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,040 Gross. That's gross. 98 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,760 You're. Shot there dressed like a 99 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,720 character that dies immediately in The Walking Dead and you're 100 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,160 calling this gross I. Don't know what that means. 101 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,440 Zombie. Zombie series, Yeah. 102 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:00,920 You look like you get bit and then don't tell anyone and now I 103 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,160 wear something. I look like I look like I get 104 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,120 bitten on the leg. Walking Dead. 105 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,440 No, no here, bro. Yeah. 106 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,640 You look like you're on a fishing programme but you don't 107 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,240 speak, you just cast lines and you're saying this is you don't 108 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,840 like this. I don't see if I'm wearing a 109 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,360 cardigan. Yeah, I want, I want comfort. 110 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,320 I want a little bit. I want a nice material. 111 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,160 This is, I want it to be a wee bit chunky. 112 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,360 That do you know what it looks a wee bit like A very, very short 113 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:33,560 dressing gun. The world's shortest dressing 114 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,240 gun. It's longer. 115 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,480 I think the badge is weird, yeah, and it takes me back to 116 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,040 the SSE when our Butler dropped some banter backstage where you 117 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,240 were you were Hugo Boss Jumper, which you have on underneath. 118 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,000 Generous to call that banter, but yes. 119 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,360 And he just, he just said, all right, Hugo, that I love that 120 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,560 because you were so annoyed at that. 121 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,480 I wasn't. I wasn't. 122 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,640 I just went. That's the most unfunny thing 123 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,400 you ever said to me. But you made the mistake of 124 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,840 saying that's what then you got called Hugo all the time. 125 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,880 And man, I just, it's just not, you know, we call spade a spade. 126 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,360 It's just not working for me. I think Hugo, I don't like the 127 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,920 brand. Yeah. 128 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,520 I like this stuff that doesn't have the name on. 129 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,880 Yeah, we're here for two hours and this is how you want to 130 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,800 start. This, but I'm not a big brand 131 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,040 name. I spent 7 million derm on this 132 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,800 at the remortgage my house, Norman's on the street and 133 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,840 you're you have the audacity to tell me this isn't working for 134 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,440 me? I just. 135 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,240 I feel like a jock in this. It makes me feel like a 136 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,760 quarterback. You look like a jockey. 137 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,320 You feel like a jock. I feel like a jock. 138 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,560 I feel like turtle and entourage in this turtle with dressing 139 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,400 this. Jewel, you look like the 140 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:48,320 airlines lost your baggage and you had to buy your clothes in 141 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,360 the airport. That's what you look like. 142 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,000 But if you're feeling good, that's the main thing I just. 143 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,720 Don't you look like I'm driving through a rural town in America 144 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,360 and the Jeepers Creepers monster has attacked me? 145 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,640 And then I go into a bar and you're like, you can't go 146 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,960 outside around these parts. You take your check. 147 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,880 You'll go there. You take your chances. 148 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,840 Don't say I didn't warn you. That's exactly what you look 149 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,560 like right now. No, I look like in an American 150 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,480 Horror movie. There's been rumblings about 151 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,800 this small village. Yeah. 152 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,680 And there's cheaper creepers type stuff going on. 153 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,880 Yeah. And I'm a city cop. 154 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,000 Yeah, who's trying to fit in in the village? 155 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,320 Because I don't look authentic. You exactly know what you 156 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,480 exactly look like. I'm not saying here's went to 157 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,800 America and tried to fit in. Yes, I'm only a fan to cap. 158 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,440 Yeah, yeah. Oh. 159 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,640 You have Cowboys, how do y'all? Can I get some grits? 160 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,440 That's what you I love as a BBQ just like Mama used to make. 161 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,160 I'll feed this in my homies. You know, yeah, I'm aware of 162 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,600 that. I want that movie made. 163 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,400 That'd be great. I'm Nazi in Compton. 164 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,720 That'd be great. What's up my N words? 165 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,640 Do you like it to Doctor Dre? But look, the main thing is I 166 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,200 don't like your cardigan, but I love you. 167 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,280 Honestly. Right. 168 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,920 Yeah. And I was this confident in the 169 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,200 outfit. I'd rather you didn't like me in 170 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,320 like the outfit. I'd rather you out of spite like 171 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,040 it's. Too much Hugo Boss at the 172 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,960 minute, It's too much. I can see. 173 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,880 I can see the name Hugo twice. Yeah, it's weird. 174 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,160 It's. Just weird. 175 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,960 It's what I did say about Hugo Boss. 176 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,960 If you buy it, they make sure you know what the brand is. 177 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,760 They're not discreet about it, which annoys. 178 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,159 Me a couple of nice Hugo Boss shirts, but there's there's no 179 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,200 brand on them, they're just plain. 180 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,960 Black real Hugo you've got figure isn't. 181 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,240 It Oh yeah, There's no way. It's got Hugo. 182 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:46,080 I've got Hugo. Yeah, but if you got to go base. 183 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,040 But if you feel good in it, that's the main thing. 184 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,120 Yeah. Not about what I I look at you 185 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,000 and go yeah, I feel great, but it doesn't matter. 186 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,200 Like you feel good in it. You look cool. 187 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,080 You're and you're short dressing it looks. 188 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,080 Cool. Thank you. 189 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,760 Do you have a good time when you're away, brother? 190 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,440 Yeah. I did. 191 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,440 You did loads of activities dead. 192 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,400 My kind of. Trip met loads of animals. 193 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,440 I was a regular Doctor Doolittle. 194 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,320 Yeah. Met a camel, Yeah, when camel 195 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,160 riding those per fucking things, I thought. 196 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,080 Really. T Buckingham. 197 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,560 Honestly, you couldn't Even so something over their mouth like 198 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,880 the muzzle up the mouth didn't get in but they've just for. 199 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,800 Some reason I picture you'd be a muzzle to you on them. 200 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,360 She did a camel ride in the desert. 201 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,840 Yeah, she'd sit on the back of their wee humps. 202 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,320 How far did you? Yeah. 203 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,200 Where else you gonna sit? They cannot like hung off its 204 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,720 neck like a sloth. Where? 205 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,720 Where did you how far did you go when the camel? 206 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,400 The thing that annoyed me about this is I thought it was like a 207 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,160 big Sahara, like, you know, go across the desert about a wee 208 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,600 head. You thought you thought you 209 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,520 signed up for camel excursion in Dubai and what that entailed was 210 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:59,040 crossing the Sahara. I thought this is a great deal 211 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,040 for £30, yeah. And you thought you'd be back in 212 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,360 time for lunch. You're like, I'll just cross 213 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,960 this meant to buy across the African desert. 214 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,480 I don't know how fast they are, so I thought that went really 215 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,640 quick, yeah. But no, no, it was like a 10 216 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,160 minute walk around. Now, did you get on easily? 217 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,800 Because I did it in Lanzarote once when I was a kid and there 218 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,840 was like quite a few like older people and people with mobility 219 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,560 issues that really struggled to get on. 220 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,320 Yeah, no, because they're quite wide animals and I couldn't 221 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,760 quite get my leg over and the guy working the tour just 222 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,720 grabbed my leg and basically just wrapped my leg over it like 223 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,840 it was. Fucking so, yeah, those guys, 224 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,560 there's no bedside manner with those guys. 225 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,680 They don't walk around. I just pull you over. 226 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,360 You just call your boss man and throw you throw you around. 227 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,800 So how long were you on the camel for? 228 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,400 Fucking 10 minutes. We scared. 229 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,960 No, no, I just felt bad for the thing. 230 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:55,040 So it's just they're going and it's they're just hitting it and 231 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,800 stuff. It's really sad, yeah, but it 232 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,880 was fun. You by yourself. 233 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,800 Yeah. Yeah, well, no. 234 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,880 I was part of a terror group. There's little. 235 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,160 There was some French guy who was also by himself. 236 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,400 Didn't trust them. Don't trust the French. 237 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,360 Did you like, hang out with it like a friendly ball? 238 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,400 Those people, no. No, I won't be friends. 239 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,720 What did you? Tell Germans and French what is 240 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,960 this, the United Nations? Absolutely not. 241 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:16,840 Look at all your. Gear. 242 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,520 They probably thought you were German too. 243 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,040 This guy's obviously a brand ambassador for Hugo Boss. 244 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,400 Yeah, I've always wanted this in the desert. 245 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,960 I had one of those like headscarves on. 246 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,720 Hugo Boss though. Yeah, yeah, It was all Hugo the 247 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,800 the guy who did the tour. I told you about this before. 248 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,240 No, did it. But it was an Indian guy who was 249 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,840 taking the tour and he was picking everyone up from their 250 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,480 individual hotels. When I got in the car, my 251 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,320 WhatsApp profile is me with a microphone. 252 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,440 She was like, oh, I thought he said, are you single? 253 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,960 That's what I thought he said. I thought I was getting fake 254 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,280 taxi in Dubai. You said you're having Bakura 255 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,840 that night, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. 256 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,760 So he went are you? What he actually did was are you 257 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,800 a singer? And his accent that I will not 258 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,800 do even though I come. He went are you a singer? 259 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,040 And I went, yes. And for the next 20 minutes, he 260 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,640 spoke to me about like going on like America's Got Talent, 261 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,240 That's his favourite show. He was like, what would you do a 262 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,960 bit and all. I was like, Nah, don't be silly 263 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,240 then everyone do. You realise what he thinks 264 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,360 you've said no? Not at that. 265 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,720 I thought he said, are you a sing? 266 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,840 Are you single? And then talked about America's 267 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,760 Got Talent and I'm being so polite. 268 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,440 I'm like, yeah, all right, you're my bastard. 269 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,600 Them and other pay. Everyone else get in the car. 270 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,960 It was like, ah, Mr William is a singer. 271 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,840 And I went, no, I'm not. And he went. 272 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,240 You just. Told me you were, but that'd be 273 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,960 mental in his head when he's like, are you a singer? 274 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960 You guys chat, he tells other people and you're like what the 275 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,560 fuck you talking? About see, this is he got 276 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,520 annoyed at me because he thinks I'm mugging him off. 277 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,360 So he went, Mr William is a singer. 278 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,400 I went, I'm not a singer. I just told me you were. 279 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,280 I went, oh, I thought you said, are you single? 280 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,480 I'll be honest with you. You kind of creeped me out of 281 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,480 bed. I thought you were fucking 282 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,800 weird. Probably shouldn't have said 283 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,520 that to him. Doesn't speak to me. 284 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,920 The rest of the terror group, like for the next three hours, 285 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,000 talks to everyone else. Every time I speak, he just 286 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,760 looks at me. Nothing. 287 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,440 Yeah, Region. You do look like a wee singer. 288 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be in like The Four 289 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,680 Seasons, like Frankie Valley and all those guests. 290 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,960 Dan, can we have a question please? 291 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,680 No question. But Darren Butler says go ahead. 292 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:19,120 We Hugo. Thank you blackface. 293 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:23,000 Kieran says well, he has more Hugo Duncan than Hugo Boss. 294 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,160 Who said that? Kieran not. 295 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,320 Not Bartlett. Not Bartlett. 296 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,600 The gun goes back in the holster there. 297 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,320 Hi. Nevermind. 298 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:36,200 Go ahead just in case. Do you know what guys? 299 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,640 I thought I looked good. I burned my soul to you people. 300 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,800 I hope none of you can get tickets for the SSAI. 301 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,640 Hope it sells out your families now. 302 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,400 Fuck you guys. Happy Thursday. 303 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:55,920 As Cardigan was so, this was so. Dear, he's built some not too as 304 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:03,440 well. Oh, no, but also material. 305 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,160 What material Guy did the wee German couple in the back, they 306 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,320 were getting dropped home and because they were dropping us 307 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,720 back to each hotel and they went, oh, can you drop us close 308 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,040 toward the Dubai Mall? Because it's his own Zevi. 309 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,480 And he was like. Sorry, rewind. 310 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,560 Yep. Is this the tour guide of the 311 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,040 German couple? German couple, right? 312 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,200 Because they have an Indian accent. 313 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,160 Does it? I thought this was quite young. 314 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,680 It is no I, but that's not what you. 315 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:33,520 Did I don't know of another one. I did. 316 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,520 They were like a new drop us near the Dubai Mall and he was 317 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,720 like no counted and they were please it is on. 318 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,120 He's like no of other stuff. They're doing the record. 319 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,120 Please just let us out stops in the middle of the motorway, the 320 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,720 fucking 7 Liam motorway and goes. 321 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,760 I'll just walk over there and climb over the wall that makes 322 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,760 them get out to do that. And just before they closed the 323 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,000 door, he meant gave me a five star review and then drove off. 324 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,880 I love that. What? 325 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,560 Yeah. No, yeah, that's you can't go 326 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,080 out of his way for him to go out of his way. 327 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,680 There's slip lanes, there's all. Here's what they've done, mate. 328 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,680 Could you do us a solid and drop us to this mall that is on the 329 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,880 way? And he went. 330 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,000 Do you like Frogger? Play it. 331 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,280 Yeah, so I get that because sometimes I can be cold like 332 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,680 that, like you found out last night, no way home from Derry. 333 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,400 This bastard, this, this is the nasty issue. 334 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,040 But this is worse than the time we were driving for five hours 335 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,840 on my birthday. I asked for you to play one song 336 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,160 and you went, we'll see. And then never played it. 337 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,240 Last night we were driving home from Derry. 338 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,200 I turn around and went. I'm just feeling a wee bit down. 339 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:45,920 Silence turns a really well, so here's how this conversation 340 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,120 went for me. I mean, you know, just think, 341 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,120 you know, things are tough at home from the wee bit rough. 342 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:57,400 You can run, you can have, but you can't escape my love, evil 343 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,600 fucker. Evil. 344 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,880 I just don't need that code of the glensheen pass. 345 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,880 Well, I did. I need. 346 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,720 It's all about what you need at this point because I'm the first 347 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,320 to ask everyone. I'm like, you guys, all right? 348 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,400 I mean, if you tell me no and I. Always talk. 349 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,600 I'm like man, if you're ever struggling anything you can talk 350 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,120 to me. Yeah, you can't. 351 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,640 No, you'll go. You can talk to me. 352 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,720 Don't mean you'll talk back. No, you don't talk to me over 353 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,800 Enrique. You wait until that's over the 354 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,640 entire album. No, what had happened is you 355 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,920 both kind of running on like fumes at the minute. 356 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,400 I wasn't. I was so awake. 357 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,600 And then you told me that, but I was already turning it up, but 358 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,200 from zero. So as I'm turning it up, you're 359 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,840 like, yeah, I'm just really struggle at the minute. 360 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,440 And then hit like 22 volume and I was like, that is a banger 361 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,640 though. That's right, this out. 362 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,280 And after that I was going to. Ask no after that, then 363 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,480 pretended you didn't notice you'd done that because I 364 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:54,920 pointed it out and went look. I always say if your head's 365 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,920 away, just say, But say to me at a time that's convenient to me. 366 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,600 Yeah. Yeah. 367 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,800 You know. Yeah, I was like, no, no, I'll 368 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,160 come in this nice week, Cardigan. 369 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,280 More people comment them on the cardigan. 370 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,400 Yeah. Someone say something fucking 371 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,720 nice. Don't give me something nice 372 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,160 from the people. Well, well, if he's letting the 373 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,200 mask slip in this episode, I'm. John says he likes the jacket. 374 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,680 Matthew says you look like a wee trendy granda thank. 375 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,800 You that boom, the coolest we guy in the old people. 376 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,200 So the coolest we get the coolest we do it in the fold. 377 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,960 They've got the all the grandkids have chipped in and 378 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,040 bought ground. They'll be trendy cardigan. 379 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,800 Yeah, so I look like a trendy grander and you look like you 380 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,400 work in a tackle shop. Amazing. 381 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,880 Heisenberg and says Shane dressed like a trucker that 382 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,480 hangs around men's toilets while he's dressed like he goes into 383 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,000 men's toilets looking for truckers. 384 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,920 You look like you salt burn the water in the showers of trucker 385 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,960 shower stops. What's Saltburn? 386 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,840 You just drink the. Short water. 387 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,040 Oh, right. I thought it was kind of like I 388 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,760 didn't know what that was. I thought it was like a poison 389 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,080 attack. No, what I thought of Saltburn 390 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,560 was don't prison when they get a cattle. 391 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,600 A boil of water. Yep. 392 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,600 And put sugar in it. I thought it was not, but with 393 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:11,440 salt and I don't know the camp. I don't know chemistry. 394 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,240 I don't know what that. Will do. 395 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,880 Oh man, that's the only I didn't do that as a science. 396 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,960 Even the GCSE. No, I believe it. 397 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,600 Or dinner. No idea that did chemistry and 398 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,680 biology. I didn't do physics. 399 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,400 Can we guess each other's school subjects? 400 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,120 Yeah, but can I tell you this? See, like the first, I'm not 401 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,960 making this up like first week of physics. 402 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,920 You don't first year. Yeah, right. 403 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,080 I said to the teacher who's called Mr. Miller. 404 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,240 I said Sir, but like quietly said to him, I was like, I think 405 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,440 it's always better to be honest. I was like, I don't like, I'm 406 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,680 not getting this. And he's like, oh, yeah, but 407 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,440 you'll, you'll work out systems for physics and then it'll all 408 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,040 start to make sense because there's a key to everything. 409 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:46,480 I was like. And. 410 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,920 Then you just turn the radio up. I was like, so you don't 411 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,440 understand. I was like, let me tell you, 412 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,720 none of this will ever go into my head, but I'm letting you 413 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,160 know and I'll come here with a good attitude and I'll not be 414 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,640 disruptive in class, but just understand. 415 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,040 I'll never understand this. And he's like, later in the year 416 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,720 you might. I was like, we'll see. 417 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,560 And then at the end of 4th year, whatever, when you have to stop 418 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,000 for GCSE, he was like, you're right. 419 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,120 I was like, I'll never, I can tell you straight away if I'll 420 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,680 understand something I'm not. Physics will never go into my 421 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,760 that. Strikes to me as you're not 422 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,840 trying though if you. Immediately say my maths, Mr 423 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:24,360 Cave was my teacher. I was like, sure, I'll never get 424 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,400 this. I'll try, but I know we'll never 425 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,480 get it. Ma, you couldn't understand. 426 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,120 I was tired about maths so I barely scraped to say like. 427 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,720 Do you say guess each other? GCSE. 428 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,480 Yeah. What a feature you did. 429 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240 English Lit? Yeah. 430 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,280 You had the new mouths. Yeah. 431 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,480 History. Yep. 432 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,640 Geography. Nope. 433 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,480 Awful geography. I thought the Sahara was in 434 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,000 Dubai. Yeah, and I was there. 435 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,600 Politics. No, that was a level right 436 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,480 drama. No, wasn't an option for us or I 437 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,200 would have done. French. 438 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,920 No, that's an interest. German. 439 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,840 No, language isn't interest. The one you're not going to get. 440 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,960 I didn't do any languages. I was so bad at them. 441 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,640 The school invented the subject for people who were really bad 442 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,360 called Key skills because they thought packing locks, they 443 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,760 thought it was just doing coke. But these guys thought there's 444 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,000 no way they're going to get employed. 445 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,320 So we will teach them the basic essence of existence. 446 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,960 So they it was basically like, I swear to God of my GCSE for key 447 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,280 skills. One of the questions, this was a 448 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:41,000 20 marker was a picture. It was like a baby in a bath and 449 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,320 you have to circle the danger and it was a baby in a bath with 450 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:48,000 like knives and toasters and like a hair dryer with a faulty 451 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,200 cable, like an anvil or like a wee thin string over it. 452 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,400 You have to circle all the dangers. 20 marker that was. 453 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,760 Yeah, keys and you field, you didn't pass key skills. 454 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,800 I got it in the end. But I think one of the subjects 455 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,240 are a. You did already for sure. 456 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:07,880 Yeah, you have to do short P. No man, No man didn't do P. 457 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,040 Yeah, but I could see you doing like balls for P GCSE. 458 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,080 Doing what? Like balls? 459 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,800 Oh yeah. Is that all your subjects? 460 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,000 I'm trying to think of you English and English Lit they. 461 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,640 Were two different things. Yeah, I think that wasn't 462 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,200 thinking. I've got it. 463 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480 There's a science you're missing. 464 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,120 Psychology. Biology. 465 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,160 Dirty bastard. You know what? 466 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,600 Photoshoff this is now. Yeah, cutting up frogs and 467 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,560 Oprah. I did that and was like, why are 468 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,800 we doing that? Yeah, you're doing physics, 469 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,240 though there was, absolutely. You're in the middle of miles. 470 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,760 Guess my subject. PE. 471 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,360 No. No, and we have the English, 472 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,800 English Lit history. You like history? 473 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,720 RE Yep, Yep. It felt like a gift. 474 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,520 It was a gift. Yeah, it was. 475 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,000 I find an RE. They're meant to be two sided 476 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,400 very much. If you go Jesus's class, yeah, 477 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,040 they'll like you. Yeah, media wasn't a GCSE. 478 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,560 No, that's one I did actually. I forgot about that geography. 479 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,280 Yep. Oh. 480 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,240 Tech, technology and design. No. 481 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,800 No. French it's. 482 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,080 Weird. You look like you teach it like 483 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,920 French. Yeah. 484 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,200 Wait, wait. Right. 485 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,840 What you get in French? CB or C? 486 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:28,280 What do you get in your GCSE? 2A's one day and the rest were 487 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,160 base that's. Really good. 488 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,400 The age, man, history and English. 489 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,600 I got my. Dollar left the night before the 490 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,440 started as well, so. Really. 491 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,920 Yeah, Yeah. And a wee warrior and a really 492 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,480 nice cardigan. Put it in the comments. 493 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,880 I'm a warrior. Warrior and a nice cardigan. 494 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,760 Yeah, that's great. Yeah. 495 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,240 So he left 4G because he couldn't, he just couldn't 496 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,560 handle the pressure of your. Yeah, he was really, really 497 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,680 stressed out about key skills. T always be with me with a 498 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,560 toaster. So he's like, everything I know 499 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,200 is done. Nothing makes sense anymore. 500 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:09,080 I am. I got an A2B's AC couple of days 501 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,200 in the EE, something like that. How the fuck I was going to say 502 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,320 how the fuck do you get back in for a level and then realised 503 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,800 you didn't? Well, Mr Short Cardigan. 504 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,520 Yeah, I got sorry teacher. I got told, I got told. 505 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,840 Basically you're not coming back. 506 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,360 As in like you will not get the amount of points to come back. 507 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,840 So start thinking about what you want to do. 508 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,080 And you might. I'll prove you right. 509 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,840 So I said happy days, I want to go to tech anyway. 510 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:39,080 So I applied for tech and then I said quietly to myself, I'll get 511 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,040 the amount of points to go back. They'll say you're coming back 512 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,240 then and I'll go, no thanks, thanks, but no thanks. 513 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,560 I got the exact amount of points and it was like a 10 or 11 514 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,760 points or something to get back. And I went hang on the Belfast 515 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,000 Met and they're like, that's fine. 516 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,040 No one, no one asked me about coming back. 517 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,880 No one asked me about coming back. 518 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,760 I knew again my year who was so determined to make the second 519 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,640 year rugby team. He took mask in her and loads of 520 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,000 protein. Didn't really train but he put 521 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,280 on. So he did this for like half a 522 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,240 year thinking second year rugby. That's school's cup rugby. 523 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,160 That's the shit I'm going to get in the rugby team, put on about 524 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,960 6, don't got three points, then get back just a fat comp. 525 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,800 She's just. A fat guy attack or a guy attack 526 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,280 Tech was the shit. If anyone doesn't know what tech 527 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:30,040 is, it's like further education is like college, so you're 528 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,560 basically you go. You can go there from when 529 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,280 you're 16. Yeah, and it's laid back as 530 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,720 fuck. It suited me down to the ground. 531 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,240 I love you boss T-shirt. It's. 532 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,360 Look better. No, as I hit the T-shirt. 533 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,640 I love tech. Yeah, unbelievable. 534 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,120 See, just like the freedom of it, wearing your own clothes a 535 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,400 bit more. Just teach. 536 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,120 Like they wouldn't even call teachers. 537 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,080 And it was lecturers. Yeah, just they were they were 538 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,640 generous. They were way more. 539 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,760 As my lecturer decky. They were more signed with you. 540 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,600 You call them by the first name and they would like what? 541 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,160 It can't be a lecturer and then be like, I'm also I'm your 542 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,080 lecturer, but also Davey. Yeah, no it. 543 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,480 Has to be not no, it's sort of me. 544 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,880 Absolutely. I was like. 545 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,000 Uni was similar, to be fair. Yeah, in terms of how, which I 546 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,800 don't like because they go you're kind of in charge of 547 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,680 yourself, no pressure on you. I need the pressure. 548 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,480 But I felt like the people who did go back to school, I was 549 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,120 like, I'm not jealous that I was like, user direct. 550 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,280 You've got the pseudo. You're wearing a suit. 551 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,280 Yeah. You know what I mean? 552 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,000 You're part of the man, You're part of the system. 553 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,080 Having to say Sir and Messimal, yeah, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a 554 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,480 full failure tracksuit. Yeah, on the bus and I'm just 555 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,040 strolling in and being like, what's up? 556 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,280 John to my lecture. He's not even called John, He's 557 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,560 called Keith. Where's an A levels? 558 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,960 That'd be like see him on the bus. 559 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,680 Yeah, a full failure per guy. What you doing? 560 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,200 That's where you met. Yeah, we did, Michael. 561 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,520 Media studies, communication and production. 562 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,760 Good, good. I love real. 563 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,280 I can tell because you couldn't remember what it was called. 564 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,280 I loved it. What you get biggest buffer in 565 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,520 the world. Yeah. 566 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,280 Because it was all technical stuff. 567 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,360 It was all like, basically how to work a camera. 568 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,400 Yeah. And like how to I never ever, 569 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,400 ever used the camera or I would get someone like him to like 570 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,920 switch it on and get the settings sorted for me. 571 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,640 All I did was like, because we had to make films or make 572 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,400 whatever, I would just be in them. 573 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,040 Some things have never changed, yeah. 574 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,160 Yeah. I would write it and be in it, 575 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,120 but I wouldn't do anything else. Because you you've done a media 576 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,160 course. Oh man. 577 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,720 And you have no idea how commerce work. 578 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,880 No, I have more of an idea how commerce work. 579 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,320 No, and I didn't do it. No idea and I didn't the whole 580 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,960 way through. How do you not? 581 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,960 If you're doing it, how do you not call me as well? 582 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,840 Learn. I was like, sure, I'll never 583 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,200 understand this. I was just honest with the 584 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,720 lecturer. No, you know you went case, I'm 585 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,400 not getting this, see. If you see, if you're just like 586 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,000 signed the lectures and teachers and stuff and you're like, I'm 587 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,520 not going to close the storm. I'm not into this, but I'm going 588 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,600 to I'll, I'll, I'll pretend. Yeah, the respect that a bit. 589 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,640 Some of them, it's the ones that have a passion for their subject 590 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,320 that are like, no, I need to inspire the. 591 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,800 Whereas I want that if I don't, if I'm doing a subject, I want 592 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,560 you to give a fuck. Because if you don't give a 593 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,000 fuck, in my mind I'll go, this is not worth giving a fuck 594 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,480 about. So if I can. 595 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,800 Pretend like I give a fuck and I'll keep everyone giving a 596 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,560 fuck, but if I pretend like I didn't give a fuck, other people 597 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,880 might stop giving a fuck. Are you the teacher of the 598 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,800 student and the student? No one's following what you're 599 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,080 doing. I'm talking about the teacher. 600 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,240 No, I, the teacher did give a fuck, but they were basically 601 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,920 like OK, I'm not going to spend my whole lesson inspiring you as 602 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,240 well the people that are on board or get on with them. 603 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,920 So I want the teachers like here's how I make how do I reach 604 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,440 these kids? If you did, if I did politics, 605 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,480 keep. Me at arm's length, bro. 606 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,720 No, you're not fast. No. 607 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,000 No, I want that. I'll just go to ASAP. 608 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,440 And why did you go to tech then? Why didn't you just go put the 609 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,920 fries in the bag? Bro, just go. 610 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,040 You know, working at McDonald's. Or go to work, you mean? 611 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,040 Yeah, because I felt like I asked so much of I went to tech 612 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,080 for like 5 years or something. Because way too. 613 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,280 Long, I know, but so much of it was because I was delaying. 614 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,400 I didn't know what I wanted to really do. 615 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,480 Yeah. So I was like, this way I can 616 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,000 have a wee bit of a student loan, but I got a great grant. 617 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,080 So I was like, I can work part time. 618 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,800 I'm getting the grant money. Yeah. 619 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,680 So I'm still making enough to kind of like run my car. 620 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,240 I got a grant here but he he took 5 grand from me. 621 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,080 Go on, great niche banter. Thank you I so. 622 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,520 Appreciate it and there's a chance he's probably watching. 623 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,640 I've done it on that. Yeah, you need to pay for 624 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,720 Internet. Go on. 625 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:48,720 Well, you give him the money, probably his fibre. 626 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,160 I I was always. George over these cardigans. 627 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,000 He don't need more. I was always just delaying and I 628 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,160 knew you want to do something like media what like kind of, 629 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,840 but it just didn't. I didn't, I didn't know exactly 630 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,000 what it was. So I was like, I'll just keep 631 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,640 doing this, right? I love it. 632 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,600 And how falsely? How long did you take on the 633 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,720 Course 2? After a year and a half, you. 634 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,080 Never. You never finished what? 635 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,200 What? I know. 636 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,360 I don't trust, you know, This man has no clue he's there. 637 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,120 My name's. Going now, he went, he went back 638 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,840 and got taught by Kerry for a couple of years, so that's where 639 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,560 his knowledge comes. From He Got taught by Karen 640 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,960 Faust. Karen used to be Fausty's 641 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,080 Lecture, a University of Ulster. What did he teach you? 642 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,880 Sitting in traffic, everyone together. 643 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Mid do we course and we dirty is like. 644 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,680 If you were feeling yeah, that you had to do we dirty. 645 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,680 What did he did you in uni? Where's in the basement? 646 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,360 News and journalism. Right. 647 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,040 OK. Don has no question, please. 648 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,440 Will wants to know how is William coping with wrestler 649 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,760 Corvin after him. Motherfucker. 650 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,320 Who is this guy Corfin? You opened the kind of worms 651 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,520 here. Yeah, he was a guy. 652 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,840 He's a wrestler for OT isn't He's a wrestler from here, but 653 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,680 it was in an OTT show, Over the Top Wrestling, which does shows 654 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,920 here in Dublin. So I, me, Alan Urban Romanski, 655 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,640 we always go to them and he just does not like me, like most of 656 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,480 the Internet just does not like me. 657 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,000 People off the Internet too. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people. 658 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,320 Even within my own family and close friends, No one. 659 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,120 I'm starting to learn no one really likes me. 660 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,680 Or the way you dress. Yeah, yes, a lot of the people 661 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,120 in clothes shops don't like me. Oh, they like you because you 662 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,480 buy anything. The CU common they go. 663 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,880 That's the staff they paid for this week. 664 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:46,600 Callable Pig. You big nose. 665 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,440 We've had we've had this cardigan for 17 years. 666 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,680 Here he is. Bring that noise. 667 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,040 Bring. That's not that's them going. 668 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,160 He's he'll pay for this. He'll pay for this. 669 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,400 They have a bet on who someday someone will buy that Willie T 670 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:09,440 walks in blind mom or money. Oh, Willie T is here, guys. 671 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:16,080 Give me whatever the fuck. Fuck you and they see you coming 672 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,560 and you walk in and you're. Like let me guess, they see my 673 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,960 nose 1st and then I arrive. Ten. 674 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,240 No, no. You walk in and you go, oh, give 675 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,160 me the tightest clothes in your woman's section and you'll buy 676 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,880 it. Give me something the worst 677 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,680 auntie in your family wears. I'll rock it. 678 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,520 Yeah, that's what you dress like. 679 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,000 Yeah, go ahead, tell me about your wrestle. 680 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,360 No, you dress like like you're at a web and a family web and 681 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,120 you've had a few and you just start going. 682 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,120 Do you know what it is? Do you know what it is? 683 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,240 That's you bitchy auntie. Fucking big nose cunt. 684 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,920 Go ahead. What about the wrestling show 685 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,200 you? Oh, is that the show? 686 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,160 He got annoyed that I was cheering for the guy. 687 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,280 He was facing weird and then came out into the he starts to 688 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,760 happen to me on social media. And that's one thing about 689 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,040 Willie. Willie T does not take it lying 690 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,280 down. Normally bent over something 691 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,840 does not take it lying down, so I was cheeky to him back. 692 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,680 All of a sudden I've went through far. 693 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,360 What did he say to you? What did you say to him? 694 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,280 He was like, Willie T, you're a fake fan. 695 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,240 You only come to these shows and I'm like, oh, you're not a 696 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,520 success. Your career is going nowhere, 697 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,600 but you're a fucking loser, right? 698 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,160 I think that's fair. I think that's fair. 699 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,760 Comes to the show. I think it's part of the show. 700 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,000 He comes into the crowd, squares up to me and I'm like, oh, you 701 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,240 know, it's like when you go to like a themed restaurant and the 702 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,000 waiters are saying it's like it's all part of it. 703 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,240 So I stand up and they just push me to the ground. 704 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,200 I hit my weed delicate head off the ground just before Christmas 705 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,360 too. So hold on, hold on that. 706 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,880 What's the leg there? I bind my head at Christmas. 707 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,080 Why are you saying that? Like your heads particularly 708 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,160 soft around Christmas? It's a time for family. 709 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,840 You still have that big baby like hole in your head that's 710 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,120 just a wee bit of hair covers. That's the freakiest shit of all 711 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,480 time. I remember my son being like. 712 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,520 I don't know the medical term because I didn't try and biology 713 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,400 I know it's definitely not big baby hole. 714 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,280 You know, it is a big baby hole in their head. 715 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,400 I thought my son didn't have it and I was like wonder is that 716 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,560 closed over once I. Was like hasn't. 717 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,680 Closed just a wee. I'd use it. 718 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,520 It's like a wee cup holder. It's like put my penis on it. 719 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,800 So like a memory foam bed or something. 720 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,560 Just that's what. So holding pens maybe that's 721 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,880 maybe that is makes sense for me, maybe mine never closed over 722 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,800 and I just have a lot of air getting into my head. 723 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,360 That would make sense. That's where airhead come. 724 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,000 The phrase airhead comes from. What does that come from? 725 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,720 I don't know, but I mean. Maybe I should, Polly fell in my 726 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,800 head. To surmise, though, Corvin's a 727 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,320 fucking loser. He. 728 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,760 Pushed you to the ground. He pushed me to the ground. 729 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,240 There's a better, you know, there's about an inch or two 730 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,520 height difference in it. I'm pretty jacked, but he's a 731 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,360 little a little bit bigger than me. 732 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,440 Going to see him here A. Little bit bigger than me, 733 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,920 right? Damian Corvin. 734 00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,440 Yeah, yeah, you can tell by the body tattoos that he's really 735 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,160 cool. So he's a wee bit bigger than 736 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,240 me. He's a, he's a, he's a tiny bit 737 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,120 bigger than me. A bit of an unfair advantage 738 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,960 and. Is he like called you out or 739 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,800 what? What's a little? 740 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,280 Call me I my God he's in my DM's like baby round there. 741 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,760 I'm just ignoring him. Right. 742 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,960 He's. Going to be like, I'm going to 743 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,639 show up the one of your shows and all. 744 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,080 Oh my God, you we freak. He's giving. 745 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,159 Yeah, he's giving me a lot of shit. 746 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,040 Is he a good wrestler? Yeah, right. 747 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,400 That was strong. Like the years it is good, which 748 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,040 it hurt when he pushed me. But I'm just coming to a show. 749 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,159 Like imagine you went to see a football match and fucking like 750 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:38,480 from behind start joking you're something that's really and 751 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,080 you're like, that's not what I'm here for. 752 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,320 I'm just trying to enjoy the show when people are insulting 753 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,960 me. Yeah, Do you know what I mean? 754 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,239 Yeah, be really annoying. Yeah, WWE are coming here in 755 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,639 March, Yes, and I'm going to go to because they came here last 756 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,239 year, last year. More of that you'll get front 757 00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:00,040 row here. You fucking get the meet them 758 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:06,800 off the dress I got. Do this wild. 759 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,160 What to say that? To me why? 760 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:16,160 Caught widely accurate. John Cena gets me up and. 761 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,600 You know, he's done loads of those and he'd be he'd look at 762 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:25,400 you and go fuck, it's like you can't see me and like you won't. 763 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,000 He's like you won't see next year per wee man. 764 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,600 They'll be like, he holds the podcast and he's like, I'm sure 765 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,800 you're doing very good. Well done. 766 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,480 I'm going to go. I love it. 767 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,000 I'm going to go to. That Who's your favourite at the 768 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,480 minute? I don't know. 769 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,880 I don't know a lot of. I'm. 770 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,680 Not a I'm not a cool real wrestling fan like you. 771 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,400 No, you're not. Wrestling is cool at the minute. 772 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,280 It's not nerdy Wrestling is the shit. 773 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,040 It's on Netflix. You can watch Squid Games and 774 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,000 then you can watch wrestling. That's the future. 775 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,320 It's great. That's cool. 776 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,120 Dan, we have a question, please. Also, you addressed for Squid 777 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,360 Games earlier in the week, so you you've got a theme goal can. 778 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,280 We get this guy off pissing me off. 779 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,000 Well, who wants to know when's the Tea with Me catwalk event? 780 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,240 What's up? I think he's alluding to your 781 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,880 fashion sense, to both of you, that you should put on some kind 782 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,440 of fashion. No, I'm functional. 783 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,640 I'm just functional. We're just recovering from a big 784 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,000 storm. No, I mean, we don't need floods 785 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,680 out of them. And when this boy hits the 786 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,440 catwalk, you build the arc and I'll do it. 787 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:27,920 Then we're going to skateboard. The I got asked to do a fashion 788 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,360 show locally once and I was like, as Mike McGoldrick. 789 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,040 I actually it would have been a bit of fun. 790 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,400 I just couldn't do it for whatever reason. 791 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,000 Can I tell you some? Yeah, what was the reason? 792 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,360 No, let me tell you something. No, remember. 793 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,040 This is back. Let me tell you something. 794 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,600 This is me telling you this, right? 795 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,160 You didn't hear this from anyone, bar me. 796 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,480 You can't really take the best out of me for this. 797 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,320 Yeah, because I'm telling you, OK. 798 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,160 Don't say that. Don't follow your logic there, 799 00:36:54,200 --> 00:37:00,560 but OK. When I was about 20, I was still 800 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:05,600 a tech and I was working like part time and needed a little 801 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,320 bit more money. And I was at a party with my 802 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,640 mate who was a model, right? He was. 803 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,800 He was a model. And we were at what was the 804 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,840 nightclub. You might not even member at the 805 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:21,200 back of the Odyssey, not across from Beach Club Barbuda Buddha 806 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,360 is. That right never never even 807 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,840 heard of. So this was, I don't think it 808 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,200 was around for that long, but it was like a bar and a club kind 809 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,400 of thing. I'd have been 10. 810 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,560 Right and the same height. So we went that he hit there was 811 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,120 a his model agency. We're having a party like 812 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,360 Christmas party from anyway, I went with him good chatting to 813 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:46,520 the owner of the company and she went she went Oh, do you model 814 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,480 as well? Yeah. 815 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,720 I said I don't. Yeah, no, it's you didn't do 816 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,040 this on purpose. Your eyes went in different 817 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,440 directions. She said you. 818 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520 Did because you're trying to be like they're a wank. 819 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,120 You went do you model as well? I was like. 820 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:09,720 Me and then she said, she said. Oh, no, she goes. 821 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,880 She goes. You could. 822 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,880 You could. Know what I heard from you could 823 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,960 was definitely what she was saying to everyone at the party 824 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,520 who wasn't a model. Yeah, like, oh, you're good kid. 825 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:23,040 What I heard was e-mail me and then come and sign for the 826 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,680 modelling agency. So my I said that to me. 827 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,000 It was like she was sort of saying like, maybe I could 828 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,160 model. I went, can I get her e-mail 829 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,320 address? And he's like, yeah, yeah. 830 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:37,680 I emailed her as I met you at the party and I'd love to come 831 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,200 and, like, chat to you sometime about doing, like some, you 832 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,600 know, whatever workout. I would don't like anything. 833 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,880 Yeah. And she's like, yeah, we'll call 834 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,920 down someday. But like, very vague. 835 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,600 And I was like, today. Good. 836 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,640 She's like, yeah. It was in Belmont Church Road. 837 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,600 I go down this model agency. It's called Pools Models. 838 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,760 I go down, meet the lady runs really signed. 839 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,680 She's like, yeah, yeah, she was definitely. 840 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,240 She's like, what kind of thing would you want to be doing? 841 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:07,120 I was like anything, whatever. I was like, I'd love to do that. 842 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,080 She's like, you know, get me some head shots, whatever. 843 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,080 We'll put you on the database. That'll be great. 844 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,960 Yeah. I walked out of there going, I'm 845 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,080 a model, right? I was like, I do model and I 846 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,800 like God knows where I'll go, like Milan, Miami, Paris. 847 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,880 I model. No, basically cut of the head 848 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,840 shots. I was on the books for a year. 849 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,480 Never, never got. No. 850 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,680 Never got asked to do anything. When I walked out of that 851 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:40,360 meeting, I realised I had Oreo all over my feet, like in the 852 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,000 corners of my mouth and in my teeth and all over my face. 853 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,160 And I think she thought there was something wrong with me and 854 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,760 let me be on the books. So I was on the books 855 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,400 technically of a modelling agency for a year and never got 856 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,320 asked to do one job. How sad is that? 857 00:39:54,320 --> 00:40:00,600 Like, but I'm a former model. It's the Oreos on your all over 858 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,400 your. Face all over my. 859 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,360 Face and be honest, right in that year that you were a model, 860 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,400 you absolutely told everyone, Yeah, if you were chatting up a 861 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,800 girl, you would have said it. Yeah, I'm a model. 862 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,480 Yeah, she goes. Yeah. 863 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,400 What were you? I've seen you when you were 864 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,080 younger too. Weird looking guy. 865 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,760 What were you going to model? No freak. 866 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,560 But they even did like it wasn't by the way, just like fashion 867 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,240 stuff. They would send people to 868 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,840 fucking rush me your shopping centre to give out samples of 869 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,240 cheese. Never needed, never even got the 870 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,720 call for anything like that. No. 871 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,280 So none of. You're not even good enough to 872 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,320 hand out some Brie. No, not not. 873 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,280 I'm not even mature chatter. I'm not hit hand the chatter and 874 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,440 Logan like I yeah, yeah. And then I was like, take me off 875 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,720 the books, You know, She's like, no worries, you're never on the 876 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,560 book. I sure we might have loved 877 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,960 having you here. Yeah, she's just like dropping 878 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,480 off and in the bin. Never happened, but you're 879 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,960 right, I was, I was, I was a weird looking guy. 880 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,320 I still I'm weird, but I was more weird than. 881 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,680 Yeah, yeah, you're not freaky. But God love me thinking I. 882 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,960 Could I? I was ugly in my early 20s 883 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:09,640 because I couldn't grow a beard. So you're gonna say solid finger 884 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,800 with? What a turn around. 885 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,200 Yeah, sorry, I don't look 12 when I'm 36 like you, but I was 886 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,080 really ugly in my early 20s. I'm still ugly, no? 887 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,440 No. Shut the. 888 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,240 Fuck. Up. 889 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,880 No. So Orlando Bloom? 890 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:29,880 No. You look great, man. 891 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,200 You look great. Shut the fuck up. 892 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,840 You look great. You look like you're ready to go 893 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:39,120 see Kid Rock. You look like you look like a. 894 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,080 Kid who collects Roxy. You look like your. 895 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,360 Boss and Trump got back. In. 896 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,960 Ilan's you're. Just going about going it wasn't 897 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,880 a Nazi salute. Ilan's a good guy. 898 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,040 He didn't do anything. You do look like you, fucking 899 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,320 love. Elon Musk like you look like you 900 00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:00,040 look like you. You look like you wank off the. 901 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,520 Laser pants of like, like women's silhouettes. 902 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,920 You're so old, you. Remember laser? 903 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,680 Fans, I went. Off to a porn. 904 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,640 Of laser pants I love laser pants when they. 905 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,840 Came out, I had a. Wee silver one. 906 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,640 And I thought my dad got me in. There was the shop in Belfast. 907 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,720 Not the. Gadget shop somewhere in Bel Oh, 908 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,080 this was the day I know the one you it would. 909 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,880 Just do like weird tap pack things. 910 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,880 Yeah, I know the one. This was the day where like 911 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,960 obviously nowadays. You don't. 912 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,480 People don't know they're born. Amazon Prime ordered. 913 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,440 So the next day, yeah, this was back in the day. 914 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,480 We're like, your dad had to go and get you the thing. 915 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,720 Yeah. So I'm fucked. 916 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:42,080 You can, but it was it was unreal. 917 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,240 The buzz of like, and it was never like, you get it same day. 918 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,880 It'd be like next Tuesday I can go and get and it was the 919 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,920 anticipation. I remember that laser pen and 920 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,040 just you're literally just doing this shining a small red light 921 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,640 side of buildings. You're like, yeah, this is 922 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,960 living like I'm they used to. They had the ban those from. 923 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,280 Concerts because you'd go see like Robbie Williams and people 924 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,560 are like, I'll just shine it straight and there's eyes yeah, 925 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,840 yeah, when people. Shine in. 926 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,280 Them planes and stuff. Oh yeah, that still goes on. 927 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,800 Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 928 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,880 Faulty. Faulty doesn't. 929 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,720 That's right. Yeah, I've heard. 930 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,440 You do outstanding. And send them bypassing. 931 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,760 Big industrial. Green laser. 932 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,760 Double ways for a Malaysian art. That's how you met Georgia. 933 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:27,320 They loved we lose your pen. Do you remember like? 934 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,440 What we tack things we into like do you ever get like a weak 935 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,320 gadget like that that you actually loved I. 936 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,480 Remember that all the. Metal pins, you put your face 937 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,000 into it and then at the deer line of your face. 938 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,440 I love that you think that's a gadget. 939 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,200 That's why I didn't work. That's why I didn't work with 940 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,160 James. Bond for that long. 941 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,200 James Bond's like I need stuff for a. 942 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,560 Mission I'm like, what about this brother? 943 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,000 He's like that's a fart machine. I go fine you'd. 944 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,560 Be the worst cue ever. I'm giving him like the arrow. 945 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,360 That goes around that your head like a bond. 946 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,720 Looks like someone shot you through the head. 947 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,160 Yeah, just just piles of. Fake dog shit. 948 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,840 Is that are we off? What's up? 949 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,360 Oh, right, right, right. I was asking about gadgets. 950 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,920 What gadgets see? I was of the. 951 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,880 Like all the gadgets? Started to be just what, like 952 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,680 MP3 players just became in your phone? 953 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,600 Yeah, I was kind. Of past the age of stupid. 954 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,080 Shit you didn't need. Yeah. 955 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,040 For gadgets, maybe a massage gun. 956 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,880 That we get that. I think we got that as a kid. 957 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,760 Yeah. No, my nanny had an armchair 958 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,640 that was like a massager. You know you can still see The 959 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,320 Dirty bitch. Balls in a. 960 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,440 Way like I thought. Balls in a way it. 961 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,600 Was like. There was little like, robot 962 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,080 arms in the back of it and it would just annoy your back. 963 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,240 Yeah, that got flooded that you didn't. 964 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,680 You. Disgusted, Ma. 965 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,280 Call my granny dirty and all, sinful. 966 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,520 She's sitting on the washing machine right now. 967 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,440 She's not like it's in the corner. 968 00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,120 Of the room, you look right at Georgia, as you said the door. 969 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,000 Don has another question, please. 970 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,240 Matthew wants to know Will. Tea with me Ever go on tour? 971 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,080 Yeah, I think. It has #4. 972 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,840 Nope. We've. 973 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,840 Been we've been to. Farm places and we did the 974 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,160 fucking the. Worst. 975 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,760 London show, let's call a speed of speed. 976 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,480 London was great. I was a fucking disaster from 977 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,360 start to fence and Karen. I mean, yeah. 978 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,480 The show was good. Right. 979 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,520 Yeah, but it was. Like first of all. 980 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:31,000 We got delayed all day Yeah just made it to the show 1 time. 981 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,160 When did this happen? The venue was all Remember when 982 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,440 you almost run out of. Petrol on the way to the second 983 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,960 airport? No, remember we had the switch 984 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,600 airports. We're at the international 985 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,960 flights got. Cancelled, so we booked flights 986 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,320 from the city. Sure, I was at this. 987 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,720 You drove what? You drove us. 988 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,880 You drove us from the international to the city. 989 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,680 It was the Islington show we did. 990 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,440 Meet you in here as far as I am here and all that like. 991 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,920 So we I'm being. I'm being. 992 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,480 Serious, what the fuck you ran, you ran out of petrol. 993 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,320 On the way, yeah, you couldn't get out of the car park. 994 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,560 Yeah, some someone. Rebooked them but forgot to 995 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,800 rebook fastly so it cost us like I booked two damn quicks 996 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,320 because. Sorry, but I like to give them 997 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,280 the option. OK, I'm sorry I gave down a 998 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:17,120 selection of seats. I don't remember. 999 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,280 Any man, it was a fucking. Shit show. 1000 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,080 But we got that. The show was at like 8. 1001 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,400 We got there at like 740. Remember we walked in and 1002 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,000 there's like queues? Of people waiting for the doors 1003 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,560 to open yeah, because we. Had to sell the doors because we 1004 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,680 hadn't. So me, you and Kieran did this. 1005 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,280 Pod and the pod, it's here. Here's the thing, if we say if 1006 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,880 we had been in like Leicester Square Theatre or something, it 1007 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,360 would have been perfect. But it was. 1008 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,520 Was this the tripper? You shouted. 1009 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,240 At a guy who worked in an airport, yes. 1010 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,760 How do you remember that even if you turn around that Mexican? 1011 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,040 Guy and said. Do better. 1012 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,360 And stormed off. You did. 1013 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,960 Which I thought was. An absurd. 1014 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,920 Reaction over an airport Taco but was very funny. 1015 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,160 I wasn't even eating. Yes, right, he wasn't. 1016 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,760 Do better is a thing people have said. 1017 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,440 To Russell Brown and you're joking. 1018 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,640 And a guy who made your burrito and that work with Russell Brown 1019 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,920 and didn't? Say do better. 1020 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,560 I forgot, that's the only thing I remember from that. 1021 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,360 He took it all out and some poor. 1022 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,880 Some poor wee bastard working in Luton Airport. 1023 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,880 I turned the guy who's getting my. 1024 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,840 Pimple means he went leave away guys alone. 1025 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,160 They're too young. For you, you've paid a weedo. 1026 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,240 Peter Guido would have. Been way better, Peter. 1027 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,280 Italian. Italian. 1028 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,800 Peter Guido looks. Like someone I play in the. 1029 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:51,360 Godfather. Look how they mess a good my. 1030 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,840 Boy who do, but yeah, that show. That show would have been great 1031 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,280 if we had the right venue, but it was an awful venue. 1032 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,320 One awful. It was like we filled the bottom 1033 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,560 and then the yeah, the balcony was empty, but it was like half 1034 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,480 of the room nearly. Yeah, it was our eyeline. 1035 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,560 Yeah. So it was like it was what could 1036 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,280 have been. So I I will definitely go to 1037 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,920 London and do like when we do less square theatre or something 1038 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,920 like that. Oh, that would be nice. 1039 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:14,880 That would. Be nice. 1040 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,720 I can't remember. I don't. 1041 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,240 I hate that I can't remember this trip. 1042 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,200 Yeah, I remember the Canada 1 New York. 1043 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,680 New York was the other one. We all went on. 1044 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,960 If you remember that, I remember that. 1045 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,680 I remember that. I just remember the calendar 1046 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,440 because I was very stoned for a lot of it. 1047 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,960 Yeah. And freaked out the comedy club 1048 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,240 because I thought I lost my passport. 1049 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,320 I remember that. Yeah. 1050 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,360 We're. Gonna in a minute. 1051 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,440 We'll take a 5 minute break and then we'll be, we'll be back. 1052 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,080 We're here. Dan's gonna kick the fuck out of 1053 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,120 me. Once it's over 1:00, No, he'll 1054 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,160 not he'll. Take it out someone that. 1055 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:47,600 Works in Burjum. Bowl or tackle? 1056 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,920 Fucking pig. Willie T, are you? 1057 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,040 You gigging this weekend? I'm in Portrush. 1058 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,360 Tomorrow. Oh yeah, yeah, Kiwis. 1059 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,640 It's great gig. I love that. 1060 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,440 Who you on with? No idea, I don't care. 1061 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,480 But. I am. 1062 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,600 It's so light. It's in the big room. 1063 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,960 It'll be good. Don't give a fuck else as well. 1064 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,600 I don't give a fuck that I'm on. Yeah, I'm still in January. 1065 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,880 Mode. And you, you had your lovely. 1066 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,840 Trip Yeah. So you're probably just like 1067 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,840 can't be bothered with anything. I hate that I'm back. 1068 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:17,760 I should still be. I just. 1069 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,240 Want to be a wee Prince in Dubai? 1070 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,760 When we come back, we're going to tell the story. 1071 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,360 About your hotel room. Oh God, we'll. 1072 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,480 Be back in about 5. Minutes. 1073 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,960 Cheers. Zippers, welcome back to. 1074 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,760 This live stream episode of the TV With Me podcast with my guest 1075 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,960 William Thompson. Hello, does anybody want a hat? 1076 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,200 I needed a hat. Today. 1077 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:43,080 And then I realised I had this one which I bought, eh, 1078 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,680 somewhere I think. And then I realised it doesn't 1079 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,720 suit the shape of my head, not that any had those. 1080 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,680 Where'd you get this? Especially Brian Harvey. 1081 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,280 Sell your daddy. Think about we fishing. 1082 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,880 At the back of it now. Oh, I. 1083 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,160 Oh, I see it as much. Anymore. 1084 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,040 But it's a RIP. Is that RIP curly billable 1085 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,040 Quicksilver down? Do you want that? 1086 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,080 I thought that's a damn quick. Cut. 1087 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,000 Yes, don't ever do. Why are you? 1088 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,800 Acting like you're the owner. Of an exhaust business and 1089 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,440 you're bringing in that is Brian Harvey. 1090 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,560 Yeah. That's great, I just need to 1091 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,360 run. Myself over with. 1092 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,000 Mccar and gain pens though you want? 1093 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,040 No, I don't. Think I should? 1094 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:27,000 Hots you doing That's all right, Yeah, it's. 1095 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,360 Really convincing no that. Actually. 1096 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,520 That actually does this? Yeah. 1097 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:33,200 It doesn't feel the grounding. Yeah, I look like I should be 1098 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,120 walking a big. Dog. 1099 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,160 Yeah, like big. Like you should be on the you 1100 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,600 look at you should get around on an Irish will find hand down the 1101 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,760 bags walking a big dog. You don't see the hand on the 1102 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,680 bags as much. Anymore, I think it's good jeans 1103 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,960 took over. It's harder to get the hands 1104 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,160 down the bag and jeans yes, yes, do you know what I mean yes 1105 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,880 track suits. It was in the winter bags was a 1106 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,080 weird. Look, I was never a. 1107 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,840 Hand down the bags. Guy like I used to do, it loads 1108 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,440 as a. Kid and I don't know why because 1109 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,400 it wasn't sexual yeah no no, it was just my bollocks are. 1110 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,000 Freezing. Yeah, so I'll just cop. 1111 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,600 Would you think that's it over here? 1112 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,000 Thing like, do you think that was a universal thing? 1113 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,240 I've never seen anyone else. Do it. 1114 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,320 No, but it used to be you walk around the street and everyone's 1115 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,160 just touching. Yeah, girls never did the. 1116 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,400 Hands in the bikes now. You would have been like, that's 1117 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,560 trampy. Yeah, that's disgusting it. 1118 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,960 Was a man thing. Yeah, it was a patriarchy. 1119 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,440 I remember him days. When you could put both hands in 1120 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,280 your deck and balls all day before everything went woke. 1121 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,560 I'd walk around the streets, sack in the hand. 1122 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:40,800 Not occur in the world, DJ. Call me on the phone, folks. 1123 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,920 The chat bars open whatever you're watching on you can ask 1124 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,680 questions if I oneself puts their hands down their. 1125 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,120 Bags, we'd love to hear from you. 1126 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,960 May 23rd, we're at the SSE Arena. 1127 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,640 It'll be it's a Friday night. It's going to be bigger and 1128 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,080 better. Some surprises lined up. 1129 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,680 Guests stand up with what have we done? 1130 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,120 Extended the size of the SSE Arena. 1131 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,640 They're actually putting an extension. 1132 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,320 On the arena, they're on two floors, yeah. 1133 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,240 Open Air and Hugo Boss Close I'm bringing in. 1134 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,680 Gig which is going to be which? Is going to be great. 1135 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:16,280 Also, the live episode we did, the Waterfront holiday in the 1136 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,760 last year is going out tomorrow exclusively on Patreon with 1137 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,120 Willy T and Mickey B and it's proper naughty. 1138 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,800 What an. Episode that was very. 1139 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:24,840 Fun. Wild. 1140 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,160 So that's going up there. Just as a Patreon exclusive, Umm 1141 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,920 Don had kick us off for the question for this hour. 1142 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,520 Please. We're here at 12, Fifth says. 1143 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,320 Why does this? Know look like a podcast about 1144 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,640 niche country music. You don't. 1145 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,840 You can't get on. Board a country isn't. 1146 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,560 That right? I like classic country, you 1147 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,560 know. You're Johnny Cash. 1148 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,360 You're Willie Nelson. I don't like this new country, 1149 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,080 right? Can you? 1150 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,960 Stay in this new country. I just don't like it. 1151 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,160 Yeah, I like a Jelly. Roll. 1152 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,440 But see, when it's it's like, what about Zach Bryan can't. 1153 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,480 Stand them, is he saying? That I've got my ass in them, No 1154 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,480 sit feed in the water, ass in the sand. 1155 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,040 I hit see anytime they talk about drinking a beer. 1156 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,720 Couldn't give one fuck. Yeah, it. 1157 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:09,280 Definitely is more poppy, No, yeah, I do. 1158 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,240 I I do. Like. 1159 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,080 Some of it, yeah, but not like loads of it. 1160 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,960 But I probably know like the mainstream acts, Yeah, people 1161 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,040 could probably go, but this, you need to listen to this. 1162 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,080 But you're Luke Combs I know of. Him. 1163 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,960 Yeah. Zach Bryan. 1164 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,440 John Mayer. Post Malone. 1165 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,480 No Post Malone. Is more country now to? 1166 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,800 Be fair. No, he's completely country. 1167 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,960 Yeah, I. Don't like it? 1168 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,280 He's like all. Out now I. 1169 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,720 Had some help, don't really. Like it as much. 1170 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,560 I don't mind it. I like them when he. 1171 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,480 Was taken perks. And wearing dreadlocks. 1172 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,600 He'll ever go back to Rob. No, he said himself, He only 1173 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,840 did. That to kind of. 1174 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,560 He dropped White Iverson. What a song. 1175 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,840 He'll never have a better song than that. 1176 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,400 Really. I like it but sounds. 1177 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:56,040 Best better now I love now white Iverson. 1178 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,880 That's a good. Song, but he said he only. 1179 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,040 Dropped out as like not a joke but it wasn't serious song. 1180 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,920 And then it blew up and he was like well then I'll just make 1181 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,080 more of this. Turns out he was good at doing 1182 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,840 it some floors. Brilliant song as. 1183 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,480 A good song. Rock stars, All right, stay, 1184 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,760 stay as my favourite one. I like that you sang out in 1185 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,000 Australia when we booked a private. 1186 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,400 Karaoke to you? Literally. 1187 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,240 Who's really emotional? So weird. 1188 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,600 Yeah. Because you can make your voice 1189 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,640 do that. We thing the vibrato thing, 1190 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,680 yeah. Yeah, I can do that. 1191 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,480 No nervousness, just do it. All right. 1192 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,040 Where does the like? Tell me that. 1193 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:33,040 It's all OK. It's crazy that you didn't do. 1194 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,440 It OK, I can't do it. Sometimes can't do it now for 1195 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,560 some reason, now that you've put me on the spot and like do that 1196 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,680 shaky voice thing. Tell me that it's all OK, OK. 1197 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got too. 1198 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,600 Nervous. This is like when you tell me to 1199 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,760 rap in front of the people and I'm like, no, Dolly, I can't. 1200 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,640 Yeah, yeah. Come on. 1201 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,040 At your aunties. And uncles here. 1202 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,840 Do you think my parents would have? 1203 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,480 Parties get drunk and bring me down the kitchen. 1204 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,320 Be like rap for everybody. Oh really? 1205 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,480 Yeah. Fucking weird. 1206 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,160 And would you? Did you ever go to or? 1207 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,560 Would you just freestyle? Freestyle. 1208 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,600 No, you. Dead, Dead I. 1209 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,080 Never I never. Wrote Bars mate. 1210 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:11,120 I I come from the Jay-Z school of You don't come from the. 1211 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,880 Jay-Z come from the Jay-Z. School or you didn't graduate 1212 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,560 your freestyle. And then you're. 1213 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,200 Like off the attack your freestyle. 1214 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,960 And then you have. Parties and you make women sign 1215 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,040 NDA's. That's the Jay-Z school of hip 1216 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,840 hop. A lot of rappers we used to 1217 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:28,960 listen to when we were children. They a lot of rappers. 1218 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,360 They're in a lot of trouble. And I don't know which ones I 1219 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,480 can listen to you anymore. Yeah, I mean Jay. 1220 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:40,640 Z. Daddy, probably. 50. 1221 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,320 Yeah, well, here we are. I. 1222 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:49,080 Think he he sounds like I listen to his like self help book 1223 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,800 hustle harder, hustle smarter. You listened to 50. 1224 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,320 Cent's self help book. Yep, Hustle harder, Hustle 1225 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,320 smarter. And I listen to you like as a 1226 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,560 result. You do hustle smarter and harder 1227 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,040 are you listen. To it in times where I need. 1228 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,840 To say 5 five times. Hustle harder, hustle smarter, 1229 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,400 hustle harder. Hustle smarter, Hustle harder. 1230 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,080 Hustle smarter, hustle harder, hustle smarter. 1231 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,240 And what's what's he? Give me a few takeaways that 50 1232 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,160 is giving you so I'll listen to it if there's times. 1233 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,400 I need to lock in, I need to concentrate, you prick. 1234 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,440 When I'm listen see when I'm grinding, right, and I need to 1235 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,000 pay attention. That's what I have in my ear 1236 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,800 because he's just telling you why you should be paying 1237 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,640 attention. So if I'm in the gym, I'm 1238 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,560 banging and clanging and pumping on right. 1239 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,800 All right, pumping on right, $0.50, I'm here. 1240 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,280 He's been like, you just need to focus so things he's given you. 1241 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,200 He's like, if you're in a serious business event, the 1242 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,000 drinks will be flowing. Don't take them. 1243 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,040 Pretend you're drinking. Pretend. 1244 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,160 So no one's going like have a. Drink why you're not drinking. 1245 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,320 Pretend you're having a drink. So when he doesn't drink, he 1246 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,760 doesn't drink it. Which doesn't drink. 1247 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,480 Right. Yeah. 1248 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,520 So when? He promotes. 1249 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,640 Like say he's. Promoting the fucking gin or 1250 00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,360 whatever it is he does. He gets his team to take a 1251 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,480 bottle poured out filled with soda water and he steps that so 1252 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,320 we still video. He always did that. 1253 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,720 Yeah, he. Said like in the club, like in 1254 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:09,760 in the club talking about a bottle full of blood and stuff. 1255 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,880 He's like, I was like ginger ale. 1256 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:11,800 There's something he hasn't said. 1257 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,520 There's ginger a lot. Sort of what Ginger? 1258 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,760 Ale, he pretends to be drinking it so that he's given off the 1259 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,800 image that he's this party guy. But I always have my he always 1260 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,120 has his wits about me. I went to do 50 Cent. 1261 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,600 I realised that was Mike Tyson stopped on it. 1262 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,880 But so he's like, I like to have my fans in the club. 1263 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,320 Michael Jackson dropping. In for a quick minute. 1264 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,920 No, that's Mike Tyson. It's not Mike. 1265 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,920 Tyson, it is Mike. Tyson, not Mike Tyson. 1266 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,960 I can do it. Chris Eubank. 1267 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:39,840 OK. Are you? 1268 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,080 Going to him or. You're going to interview me? 1269 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,520 So you're Chris You, but how? Are you Chris? 1270 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,840 Yes, I'm very. Well, thanks. 1271 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,840 William and. What have you any business 1272 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,120 endeavours on with the minute, Chris. 1273 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:58,200 Yes, I. I'm coming. 1274 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,160 Out with a. Signature range of sausages. 1275 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,120 Solid. Kind of. 1276 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,880 Sausages, I'll do. My Tyson there no. 1277 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,200 No. Can I also ask you, Chris? 1278 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,640 Why the fuck are you speaking like poke and lake sausages? 1279 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,960 Dead on. Tyson No. 1280 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,800 No. Tyson. 1281 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,680 How are you, Mike? Are you, are you still in the 1282 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,280 weed business? Yes, I'm pretty well. 1283 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,040 Thanks. Hey, why is are you now? 1284 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,960 Doing Chris Eubank? No, I would say. 1285 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,840 Well, I say. Tyson Fury go. 1286 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,400 Tyson, what are your plans? After retirement, well, I won't 1287 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,160 take it. That's. 1288 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:39,240 Always there, Dick Turpin. Wore a mask. 1289 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,880 Jake Paul is going to fight Logan Paul. 1290 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,520 Yep, we just think about that. We talked about that last night 1291 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,440 and I was like, that might be the only one of these I'm 1292 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,600 vaguely excited for. My serious take is this the. 1293 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,160 Hype is always amazing. That is what those guys do. 1294 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,840 The fights are never good enough. 1295 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,360 Yeah, but. They're so good. 1296 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,480 They'll be a better like. Like they'll be. 1297 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,400 Obviously orchestrating. Everything behind the scenes. 1298 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,840 But then when I come see, he's like. 1299 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,000 They'll be good at that and. They'll go, they'll do low blows 1300 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,680 and stuff, I think all be agreed upon. 1301 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,400 So they'll be really good at making you think they hate each 1302 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,440 other. They've overstepped them. 1303 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,360 They won't do a. Case I did. 1304 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,960 Which is bring out Wayne Bridge. I mean, like, you'll remember 1305 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,320 John Terry bucked your missus, got a whole stadium for the 1306 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,640 people that chanted and I was like, can't believe Wayne took 1307 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,680 out thick Wayne Bridge dropped out and he's like. 1308 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,880 I didn't want that I I thought I was just. 1309 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,960 Trying to like really, and I mean to like hurt your family. 1310 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wayne Bridge come out also. 1311 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,120 Wayne Bridge has aged 40 years. Yeah. 1312 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,200 Reg coming for me. I know, but my God, he. 1313 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,640 They were like, what was the case? 1314 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,960 I was like, I want to fight the best. 1315 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,440 He was a big name, big name. William Bridge. 1316 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,160 William Bridge, who was never even. 1317 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,360 Like the biggest left back at most of the clubs he was at. 1318 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,920 No, he was always the guy who would do. 1319 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,440 Your solid if Ashley was good player, good player. 1320 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,360 Good player don't get me wrong, but weird in 2025 to be the big 1321 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,480 name. Who's fighting YouTube KSI? 1322 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,920 I went from fighting Floyd Mayweather. 1323 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,000 Who's next? Has to be Wayne Bridge Give. 1324 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,760 Me, a celebrity boxing match, you would be excited a bit like 1325 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,520 a genuine 1 where you'd be like, that'd be fun. 1326 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:18,680 Joey Barton. And Lawrence Fox and. 1327 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:23,960 Hopefully. It ends like $1,000,000 baby but 1328 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:24,800 for. Both of them. 1329 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,400 Clint Eastwood has to kill. Both of them at the end. 1330 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,440 That's what how I hope it happens. 1331 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,280 What about like do? You know what I love to see? 1332 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,080 Have you seen what Conor McGregor's been saying about our 1333 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:41,920 boy Paul Hughes? Hi. 1334 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,120 What? The fuck? 1335 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,600 Can't believe McGregor would. Say something like that. 1336 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,240 I mean at least all women in the section 90s or filthy if not 1337 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,760 from him. But tell you why, man, be 1338 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,960 careful. What? 1339 01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,200 Paul Hughes wants to call me. Yeah. 1340 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,680 No, I don't think Paul would. But see, McGregor, you know, a 1341 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:05,360 lot of people McGregor talk shit about, you know, they can't do 1342 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,120 anything about it. Yeah, Paul Hughes can't. 1343 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:08,680 Paul can't. Punch in the head, but this is 1344 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,800 the. Thing when McGregor he's. 1345 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,720 Like, get that flag off you. You're not, you're not meant to 1346 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,960 be wearing a flag. You shouldn't have a flag on 1347 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,280 you. I'm like, yeah, we're time to 1348 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,480 care about consent and I, oh, don't. 1349 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,280 Put that flag on you I. Don't want it? 1350 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:27,280 Yeah, many hashtag. Bum hole licker I saw. 1351 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,160 The second you're licking my hole and I'm farting in your 1352 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,600 face. No, he didn't. 1353 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,920 I swear. To God, I believe you. 1354 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,120 I believe yeah, you're like in my. 1355 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,640 Hole and I'm farting in your face. 1356 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,360 He's a he's a long better. He's really lost the trash 1357 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,040 talking element from like who the fuck is that guy being like 1358 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,480 I'll say I'm the best and I'll be the best through the fuck is 1359 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,880 that guy? That all, McGregor. 1360 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,760 Do your McGregor. Really. 1361 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,800 I don't really do it. Bro, do you know what I mean? 1362 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,360 You're licking my. Whole I'm farting. 1363 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,320 In your face, I farted in your face. 1364 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,000 I got. That. 1365 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,040 I'm like you doing that like. The about the. 1366 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,920 The vibrator, Yeah, I don't really. 1367 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,880 Do. It brother, when he was on that, 1368 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,840 when he was going to the inauguration, when he was on the 1369 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,400 inauguration, boss, he was sitting beside Logan and Jake 1370 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,840 Paul and he's talking to Logan Paul and he's like, I fight you 1371 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,800 out one night. He goes, you're a mixer for me. 1372 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,600 You're on this way. You're on the side, you're a 1373 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,000 mixer. And then they were like. 1374 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,840 You can't even do the job that you are supposed to do, never 1375 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,760 mind any side business. Yeah, but I listen to Paul. 1376 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:40,560 Paul was on Ariel Helani show and which is like the number one 1377 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,000 like MMA podcast and I listened to the way home after I dropped 1378 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,520 you off at the park and ride last night. 1379 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,360 Yeah, weird that we did not really this shows. 1380 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,000 It's just that it's the side of showbiz people don't want to 1381 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,440 see. Yeah, it's me. 1382 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,480 Well, I'll see you. Tomorrow morning, nice, very icy 1383 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,200 outside. Take my rubbish with me. 1384 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,520 Is that all? Right, all right, Yeah. 1385 01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,760 I better leave the house. Don't worry. 1386 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,880 So where you go, Where you go. It's late enough. 1387 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,280 Give my best to the family. I. 1388 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,800 Will. Do well text. 1389 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,440 Me when you get home all right watch em roads all right now. 1390 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,200 I am. I'm seeing it tomorrow. 1391 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,480 For my sins, I put up listening to something. 1392 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,000 Really stupid when I got in your car like I my car put up you can 1393 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,440 just hear like Livin La Vida loca blasting out of my car I. 1394 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,920 Listened to Paul's interview and it was like 1/2 hour long and he 1395 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,480 speaks so well. Yeah, he speaks so well. 1396 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,240 Paul. They did relax. 1397 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,960 I'm a big fan. You speak so. 1398 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,640 Good. I just mean it was Paul Hughes 1399 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,200 on Babe Station day. What a mad. 1400 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,800 Situation. To find yourself in and he just 1401 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,160 has handled himself very with a lot of class. 1402 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:48,080 Yeah, I think but but no one takes McGregor. 1403 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:51,640 Seriously, at night, if he was in the room, would I be afraid? 1404 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:52,880 Yeah. Yeah. 1405 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,640 Well, Paul? Said the way he feels. 1406 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,040 About it. He's not in the room so fuck 1407 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:56,760 him. No one. 1408 01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,280 Takes him seriously anymore. Paul's like, I don't care about 1409 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,200 what? He says at the minute and that 1410 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,160 is sad. Imagine. 1411 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,920 You got, you know. To the teppy top of the game and 1412 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:09,440 like a comedian you loved growing up who would have been 1413 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:16,720 like Lee Evans or, you know, the face of comedy, Richard Richard. 1414 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:20,560 Weird if he tweeted you, but you get to the top and they're just 1415 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,960 Gervais Gervais. And you're like, oh, big respect 1416 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,600 to you, Ricky. And he just tweets back. 1417 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,000 I'm fought in your face, Fun. In his face. 1418 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,720 Bum hole. Get that flag off. 1419 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,000 You from up there? Racist. 1420 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,240 Sectarian. Battle. 1421 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,440 He loves it. He loves it. 1422 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,280 Yeah. Your wife's a towel. 1423 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,640 Yeah. Did he say that? 1424 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:43,280 They could be. Yeah. 1425 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:49,040 Fucking even McGregor boys were like, all right, dial out down a 1426 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:53,360 bit, your wife's a tile and then could be fucking speak now talk, 1427 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,080 now talk now talk. Now talk now. 1428 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,040 Oh. That's where you go. 1429 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:58,520 He is. You should have gone to that 1430 01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,560 fight in Dubai. I told you, man. 1431 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,960 I I got. Offered tickets but they weren't 1432 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,640 beside each other, me and my friend and we didn't want to sit 1433 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,200 alone. It would have been weird, but 1434 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,880 no, I don't. Want to be alone? 1435 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:17,000 No more, no more, no more. Who sings that? 1436 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,200 Fucking another level. Dan, we have a question, please. 1437 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:25,880 Not a question, but a statement. From our TV's Boxing insider Arm 1438 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:26,760 Butler. Here he is. 1439 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,120 Here we go. Jack's not fighting. 1440 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,440 Logan it's. APR Stunt. 1441 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,400 You heard it here first. Conspiracy theorists, aren't I? 1442 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,320 Think they'll do it? I think they'll do it. 1443 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,400 I mean, they have to. Do it. 1444 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,360 The money is, I think interest maybe maybe the numbers are 1445 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,440 wrong and this is a ridiculous statement. 1446 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:47,040 I feel like that's weaning a bit that like influencer boxing. 1447 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,560 Yeah, just ever so slightly. I've had so many matches and 1448 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,680 it's like the initial thing of like, what would this be like? 1449 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,360 It's kind of gone and now people realise the standard of fight is 1450 01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,160 so bad, yeah, that they will need something like this. 1451 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,440 They like get it going against. People saw it with Tyson when 1452 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,840 they're like. Tyson, you're getting Mike Tyson 1453 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,240 against Shake. Paul, he's going to come because 1454 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:10,480 in their heads, they're going Mike Tyson 95. 1455 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike Tyson. 1456 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,640 He is. He's 94, but you're. 1457 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:17,680 Getting the Mike Tyson that. Retired in O four Yeah, because 1458 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:21,160 he wasn't good at it anymore yeah and people they forget that 1459 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,640 yeah, but that's you have that that's it's the problem is you 1460 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,440 can cut the great promos. You can build up the high 1461 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:32,600 packages, but you have to have the match Yeah, I'm there's no 1462 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,720 like smoke and marriage you can put around it. 1463 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,960 It just won't be good. Yeah. 1464 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,280 Do you know what I mean? I think it was McGregor, 1465 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:39,440 Mayweather. Like. 1466 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,520 Shit also bad I watched that in. The bar in Malta and we there 1467 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,880 was like a time difference and we went really late at night to 1468 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,680 watch it. Places like parked out you to 1469 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,280 buy a ticket to go and see it. Yeah. 1470 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:50,760 And we all went. We're at my friend's wedding. 1471 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,640 It was like the day after, the day before. 1472 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,480 And it was the biggest let down of all time. 1473 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,200 Yeah, but also, of course it was. 1474 01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,720 Like I was the exact same, but you kind of let yourself get 1475 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,240 carried away is how good is this? 1476 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,040 It is a mad statement, The comedians. 1477 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,720 Boxing is better, crack like more entertaining. 1478 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,840 It's a mad statement, The Mayweather V McGregor. 1479 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,760 I obviously don't mean the standard, I mean it's fun, 1480 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,000 whereas there's no fun element. The Mayweather V Don't think 1481 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,360 that's what they were going for. The fun element. 1482 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,600 I just mean, what's a better night? 1483 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,600 Probably McGregor. Mayweather meant to. 1484 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,320 Be honest with you, I disagree, fuck off. 1485 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,480 You can't. Mean not. 1486 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:29,840 It's fun when we do the boxing. Are you seriously comparing it 1487 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,080 to the biggest pay-per-view get of the 2000 lbs? 1488 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,680 I think the people. At the local comedian. 1489 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,400 Guys, what's better? Glastonbury Pyramid. 1490 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,640 Stage on a Sunday or when we do Stars and Rise, I'll tell you 1491 01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,840 which I'd rather I'll tell you, but but I. 1492 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:42,920 Still think there's something in this? 1493 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:47,160 I mean, you survey people on the way out and you go, what kind of 1494 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,520 night? OK, so there are 1000 people 1495 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,800 that will be in the. Comedians box and see what they 1496 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,880 say. And then the 30 million that 1497 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,120 watch McGregor, Mayweather, what are they going to say after it? 1498 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,800 What did you say? But. 1499 01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:01,400 It was a letter, yeah. But it was also so big that it 1500 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:05,080 couldn't lived up to exactly. Where's the bar for what? 1501 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,880 We do so low. The people went this fuck I was 1502 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,640 actually great. This is a mental argument you're 1503 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,040 making. And I can't. 1504 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,520 Can someone back me up on what I'm? 1505 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,520 Trying to say absolutely no one back this up. 1506 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,760 It's a better night. Somehow at what we do, it's 1507 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,160 better value for money. It's. 1508 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,479 Better value. For money, that was a very 1509 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,520 different approach. To what your initial argument 1510 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,880 was. That's what I said at the start, 1511 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,479 no? It wasn't you went. 1512 01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:32,040 From it was a better night and more fun to it was more fun. 1513 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,240 It was more fun probably. Probably. 1514 01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:35,399 Probably. Probably. 1515 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,399 Probably, probably. Yeah. 1516 01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:38,000 More. Fun. 1517 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,880 But I don't know, don't know if it was, you know, better. 1518 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,760 I can't stop the comedians. Boxing happening again. 1519 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,279 I can't stop it. What do you mean they're going 1520 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:47,160 to do it? Right. 1521 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:48,960 I'm not. Work away I'll. 1522 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,399 Not be there? I might. 1523 01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:51,680 If they do it again, I'll commentate. 1524 01:08:52,279 --> 01:08:53,120 Yeah, I'm not. I'm not you're. 1525 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,880 Not going to be there. I'm not going to. 1526 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,000 Be there, maybe we. Just have like should we just? 1527 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,560 Have like Potty and Mickey fight each other. 1528 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,560 Can we just fuck in a car park? At the back. 1529 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:02,960 At the back. Rocky, four behind, closed. 1530 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,840 Doors behind. Closed doors Patreon exclusive 1531 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,600 Fight Club kind of yeah, I'm like there's no crowd as just. 1532 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,160 People ground them. That's what we'll do. 1533 01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,640 That's what would be good. That's what we'll do. 1534 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,160 No, that would be good. That would. 1535 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,680 Be good, wouldn't be? Bigger than McGregor, Mayweather 1536 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,319 and do we do it and would. It be like in a boxing gym, 1537 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:25,960 yeah. Boy, yeah, with like, burnout 1538 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,920 Arsenal. No, not burn, burn. 1539 01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:29,720 Bombs. Bombs. 1540 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,080 Bombs, I know. Below the belts now, yeah. 1541 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,880 Your bums head, yeah they wank each other. 1542 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:38,439 Bomb boxing, bomb boxing. Remember bomb fights bomb boxer. 1543 01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,040 Sounds like something my dad. Would call a game. 1544 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,319 Stay away. Maybe bum? 1545 01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:48,520 Boxer bomb fights, was that by the same guy that bomb hunters? 1546 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,840 It was just about me and Mckenney call ourselves. 1547 01:09:52,279 --> 01:09:54,720 I was told about this in Dubai. There's a guy that bomb hunters 1548 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,640 and they would like just like be like the crocodile hunter but 1549 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,680 tie up like homeless people. Yeah, and like the early days in 1550 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,720 the. Internet bomb fights as they 1551 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:05,080 would pay homeless guys. To fight each other or do mad 1552 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,400 stuff like get tattoos in their face, whatever. 1553 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,080 Yeah. And then the guy went on. 1554 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:13,440 Doctor Fell dressed as Doctor Fell, because he he was going to 1555 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:17,200 make the point, that's right, that Doctor Fell is accusing him 1556 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:20,880 of exploiting people for his own gain, and he was going to go 1557 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,840 exactly like you're doing. And then Dr Fell refused to 1558 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,520 interview him. That's despicable. 1559 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,720 I'm not speaking. You get get get off my stage. 1560 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,640 Stone Cold Guess Ocean Dr. They're not a minimised part, 1561 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,280 no, you're right. And looks wise as well, yeah. 1562 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,760 It's despicable, you son. Of a bitch. 1563 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:39,600 Yeah, bomb fights. Yeah, well, do you know what 1564 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,840 we're on? Want to have a bomb fight? 1565 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:44,080 No, we're fucking on to. Something about like a Fight 1566 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,760 Club behind closed doors fight. Yeah, let them just go for it 1567 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:48,800 really. And I'm a big. 1568 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,160 Purse it would be. Really cool, yeah. 1569 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,960 Do it as a. Big Patreon exclusive, yeah. 1570 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,320 Because I don't, I don't want to do another Mickey and Potty 1571 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,480 trilogy. Yeah, it's the trilogy. 1572 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,720 Like we'll make them fight 3. Times in a row? 1573 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,800 Yeah. It's just me. 1574 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:08,360 Sure, let's watch them. Just then, like a big armchair. 1575 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,800 Nothing. But the starting at all because 1576 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,560 no like it's going to be. Like, we'll make it hard. 1577 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,320 There's going to be you're not even doing the silly ring girl 1578 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:16,880 stuff. Nope. 1579 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,000 Nope. Serious ring guard stuff, Yes, 1580 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,640 I'm in a certain tie. Hugo Boss, Yeah. 1581 01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,600 I know we're we're sitting ringside with the. 1582 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:28,000 Way you look, Squid Games masks on, that's what we do. 1583 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:30,840 Why are people want to do the comedians boxing again? 1584 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,840 I don't know if the people, when I say the people, I mean 1585 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,320 comedians. I don't know if the people want 1586 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,560 that again, but do the comedians want it again? 1587 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,400 The comedians want it again. A couple. 1588 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,880 Of them want that, yeah. They want it again I. 1589 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,320 Can't do it. I can't do. 1590 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,120 Six months of this again, No, I swear to fuck I. 1591 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,720 Couldn't. I feel like like Tom Cruise. 1592 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,800 By the 4th Mission Impossible, yeah, I just fucking have to 1593 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,440 climb the Burge Collate. You've got to get up for it yet. 1594 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,360 Jump. 40 feet across the skyscraper. 1595 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,040 Yeah, By the way, A. Lot of people love that he does 1596 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,400 his own stunts. It doesn't matter. 1597 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,080 I hate it. It doesn't matter to me. 1598 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:02,600 Yeah, he. Does. 1599 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,720 I don't care. He actually climbed on top of 1600 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,320 that. Electric tar and like took the 1601 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:10,800 shock it on fell off it I'm like OK doesn't make you not gay I. 1602 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,760 Still think that? That. 1603 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,840 Is the question do? People want to see the Fight 1604 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,240 Club by. The way yeah, response to know. 1605 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,120 Why is well, he? Dressed like Tiger Woods. 1606 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,040 There's a great Tiger Woods on, on, on. 1607 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,600 The last day of the Tiger Woods after. 1608 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,240 Like he had to apologise to his wife for though after he was on 1609 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,080 all those painkillers. Thank you very much. 1610 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,960 Thank you. It's not how he talks. 1611 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:36,880 He did Paul. That's remember. 1612 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,040 He just like, it turns out, the biggest. 1613 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:43,360 Boker in sport, what's he play? The worst sport? 1614 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:47,360 Absolutely phenomenal. And it wasn't. 1615 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,800 Even like we had in the fur or. Whatever, it's like this man 1616 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was getting the three wound out, 1617 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,800 playing in the rough hole in one. 1618 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,520 Good man. He was playing eighteen holes 1619 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,200 and then going to. Play. 1620 01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,360 I don't. Know how the man had any 1621 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:03,600 electrolytes? Left in the fucking body and it. 1622 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:04,840 Wasn't even like no one sometimes. 1623 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,520 Celebrity cheating the rack you're like how could you that's 1624 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,120 your wife and cheated on she's thinking everyone you're like 1625 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:16,560 Jesus Christ I didn't think I was popular all Swedish so the. 1626 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:20,040 Mom is dashing out the. Meatballs like Mom was at IKEA. 1627 01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:21,200 24. Seven. 1628 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,520 Like every single one. You're like. 1629 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:27,200 Tiger Woods has slept with 300 women, all 10 out of 10s he 1630 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:28,560 slept with more Swedish women than. 1631 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,360 Not yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. 1632 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,920 Did his wife take him back? No. 1633 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,520 No, she chased his cargo Golf. Club, that's right, she. 1634 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:40,080 Got fucking serious payout of that did. 1635 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:43,520 Are you an IKEA guy? Do I take like a wee IKEA trip a 1636 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,880 bad I can't belt? It myself, I mean, I was very 1637 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,680 determined to do that because I'm not a DIY guy, so it's like 1638 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:51,160 I'm going to build my bed breaks every two days. 1639 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,600 But I'm so proud of it. We need dirty bastard. 1640 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,720 We need to ask you a question that is a sort of rollover 1641 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,560 question from yesterday. You'd be the guy to ask because 1642 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,240 you're a man in the field with this sort of stuff. 1643 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:05,880 No, no, no. It's just one of those days. 1644 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:07,720 I'm Fred. Fred Worst. 1645 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:12,800 Your friend. Brought. 1st no man that. 1646 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:13,520 Doesn't look good. Yeah. 1647 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,680 No, no, no, it doesn't look good. 1648 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,640 No. Answer your question is this. 1649 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,840 What you look like at? The wrestling, yeah. 1650 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:23,200 Yeah, 1. Stop we. 1651 01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,480 Were. Talking Yesterday we were 1652 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:26,680 talking. About what's going to be the 1653 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:29,720 next sex thing, what's going to be the next thing, because we've 1654 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,200 been through a lot of different eras. 1655 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,600 I'm getting updated by the agency. 1656 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:38,240 We've been through. Fingering heckies at the minute 1657 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:42,520 where the fingering came first. You know, hickeys probably came 1658 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,760 first, but. It's not the extremity change, 1659 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:49,400 it's just what's in fashion. Hickeys is a very old but we we 1660 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,440 have spoken about this. And I believe it's an 1661 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:53,480 evolutionary thing in terms of fashion. 1662 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,400 So women traditionally, not traditionally, but you know, in 1663 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,480 the past few years, big bombs. Why have you got so GB news with 1664 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,840 big? Bombs weren't desired, I've 1665 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,440 actually. Weirdly went quite out so there 1666 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:03,960 was a lot of big bumble clots. Big. 1667 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,320 Bumble clots was not a thing. Was not. 1668 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,960 On the menu. Then our Seaton became the big 1669 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,560 thing. Now everyone wants a big fat 1670 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,760 binder. What's? 1671 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:16,200 Going to be the next body. Part the the it's what I think 1672 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,040 the next thing will come from. What is the next thing that 1673 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,400 fashionably have a man will want to put their deck in it. 1674 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,240 Right, right, right, right. So big. 1675 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,400 Ears became a thing. Well, that was what I said. 1676 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,840 I said it's. Going to be an ear thing. 1677 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,240 Yep, you know that we cotton bottle caught. 1678 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,080 Their sales will go up because everyone's scraping the fucking 1679 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,160 love juice out of it. Yeah. 1680 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,200 Do you know what I mean? We don't know, but I don't think 1681 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,760 what if a big fat. Vagina. 1682 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,560 Was in fashion like a sucking ear. 1683 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,160 Sucking of the ears. I don't think it'll be exactly 1684 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,240 you call a pirate, that's a bucket. 1685 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,680 Maybe a big fat vagina? Fates on the way. 1686 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:49,720 Fates. On the way? 1687 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,120 Good, because that's grow. And that's from me. 1688 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,640 But Stanking. But there's nothing. 1689 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:57,000 None they're not. No, do you know what I mean If I 1690 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,400 shocked the. We told from every now and that 1691 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,680 yeah 100% but no one the only. Person the person sucking the 1692 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,600 toe is getting something that ever got your toe sucked? 1693 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,160 No. Have you got your BE? 1694 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,120 Honest. Have you got your toes? 1695 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,360 No, because I wouldn't let someone. 1696 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:11,800 No one. Has a mouth wide enough for my 1697 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,200 Hobbit feet? Yeah, but you have such. 1698 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,280 We fate that you get your whole foot, your mouth, Mungo. 1699 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,080 No, I don't have. We've had big, fat feet. 1700 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,640 I don't mind. My, you've seen my. 1701 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,120 Feet. They're proper Hobbit feet. 1702 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,600 They're small, yeah, but they're wide. 1703 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:26,680 You look like you've been punished in China. 1704 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,440 Do you know like the what they do? 1705 01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,520 This thing by. They're buying the feet, right? 1706 01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,840 I didn't know that in. A camp, right? 1707 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:35,520 OK. You know. 1708 01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,560 I didn't. Know that I was. 1709 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,680 Very confused by what you meant. I don't know, man. 1710 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:41,840 I think that I think you're right. 1711 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,480 About the body part thing, it'll be and you won't see a common. 1712 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:47,200 Because bombs used to be gross. No one would go near a bomb and 1713 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,240 say look at that bomb. That's where papers come from. 1714 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:50,600 Apart from that guy Range in the fight. 1715 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,360 No, he was looking for bombs. He was a bomb. 1716 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:56,400 Hunter Alan Irwin gave a. Theory yesterday that the the 1717 01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:00,520 bomb wank is going to really take off and that is like dry 1718 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,720 hump on the bomb bomb. Yeah, but but. 1719 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,440 Teddy. Wank for a bum Bum. 1720 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:07,000 It's an. Up and down motion instead of 1721 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,080 him. Oh, so it's not? 1722 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,720 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just dry hump the bum. 1723 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,440 Bum. Yeah, but skating across dry 1724 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,160 hump? In a bum bum. 1725 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:16,520 Yeah, yeah, Feel. Legend Dry hump in a bum bum. 1726 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,920 But is there anything? Else you want bodies or. 1727 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,240 More Baha man in my man. In your bed? 1728 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:24,800 Dry hump in a bum? Bum dry it. 1729 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,160 No, it's UK garage. Dry hump in a bum bum. 1730 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:31,800 Dry hump in a bum bum when the crowd say ball select. 1731 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:34,320 I'm sorry, what were you going to ask? 1732 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:36,760 No, I just don't get serious. All of a sudden, no man. 1733 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,720 But what are you the most serious I have ever? 1734 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,440 What body? Part do you think? 1735 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,720 Will evolve. What do you think? 1736 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,680 What's? The next back muscles delts. 1737 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,200 Yeah, but you're. Think you're thinking they get 1738 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,240 I. Think they'll get big? 1739 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,000 Really big and. Strong you get big dealt wank. 1740 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,280 So like I think it just like crushes your Willy in between 1741 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,520 the delts. Do you only like it like you're 1742 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,400 flatten on a pizza though? What's it like? 1743 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,600 Delts on his what's like a. Weird thing you've been asked to 1744 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,240 do. Delts on his birds got. 1745 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:06,760 Caught like a flopper it was. Big man with Willie, there's 1746 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:07,440 like chewing. Gum on the. 1747 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:10,080 Street. What's a weird like? 1748 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,600 Along the lines of. The foot, the toe. 1749 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,080 So. I can, yeah. 1750 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,600 What's a weird thing you've And you're kind of like, yeah, yeah, 1751 01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,680 I'll go with it. But it's weird, right? 1752 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:20,040 So I'm not like, do you know what I mean? 1753 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,080 Like even even if I'm like innocuous where you're like, I 1754 01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:25,480 think it's. When? 1755 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,800 When you've had sex. And then they're like, oh, do 1756 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,040 you want to stay? I'm like, oh, you're weirdo. 1757 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:34,040 No, you're pervert. Don't touch. 1758 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,200 Me, you're depraved mind. Pagan's always been something I. 1759 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:39,640 Anything wee? Wee or a poo? 1760 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,240 Poo I don't do, wouldn't do wee wee so I stay away from the 1761 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,040 French. But with anything bodily fluids 1762 01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:50,320 other than spit not into pick a wee best. 1763 01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,400 Bet take. A wee best but I'm wrong. 1764 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,240 What make me feel like a pavement? 1765 01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,200 Footballer does like like a wee. Month rest of like look at it 1766 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:04,840 they out me fine but I wouldn't be pissed on yeah. 1767 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:08,720 You would no, but no. No, but I'm saying it. 1768 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:11,640 Would take very little for you to just. 1769 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:15,840 No, it wouldn't not. Into not into it would make me 1770 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:19,240 very uncomfortable. I think you would, you would 5% 1771 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,800 no, I. Think you would 1000% No, no, 1772 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:23,840 no. No. 1773 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:29,720 But I bet like the toe thing. I'm about to come. 1774 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,960 Yeah, I bet like the toe thing. Weird. 1775 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,080 And what are you getting out of that? 1776 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:34,800 Yeah. Yeah. 1777 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,200 It's a no for me. Yeah, it's a no for me. 1778 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:38,200 Yeah. Toes. 1779 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,600 Not in the toes. No, the whole dress up like a 1780 01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,800 puppy and pretend to be an animal freak. 1781 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,720 Bring back bullion. That should be illegal. 1782 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,520 Yeah, that's weird. It is fucking having your. 1783 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,760 Partner a dog in a Lee. Like a leash in a chain. 1784 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,640 Yeah, fuck off. You'd be so cute. 1785 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,400 Like that though. No. 1786 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,800 Why? Like I like. 1787 01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:58,920 You shouldn't even be cheeky to your partner, let alone be like, 1788 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,520 yo, we're we're heading out to the pub here. 1789 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,360 Have you got your chain? Yeah. 1790 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:03,760 Mental. Yeah. 1791 01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:04,920 I'm like, oh, it's my new girlfriend. 1792 01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,520 This is Lucy, and she has a fucking bowl on the floor and 1793 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:09,320 she comes in crawling. Yeah. 1794 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,200 Metal. Like, yeah, TV comes on. 1795 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,200 There's another woman on the screen. 1796 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:16,160 She starts barking. Metal down is for. 1797 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:18,160 The question please. A few people have asked him on 1798 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,280 the More about Willy. 'S trip to Dubai I was what do 1799 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,040 you people want to know? Started off bad. 1800 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:24,320 Man, didn't it? A little bit. 1801 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,440 Of a fuck up, a little bit of a Boo. 1802 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:27,400 Boo, I may have booked the wrong. 1803 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,280 Days in the hotel for going to the bastard so dead. 1804 01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,960 I landed the H2 in the morning and I wasn't meant to be there 1805 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,040 until the next day. Yes, that's great. 1806 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,640 So I then. Had like you can wait. 1807 01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:41,240 Until 10:00, we'll give you an early check in or you can pay 1808 01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:44,520 for a room now. That was 2 in the morning now 1809 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:47,240 Willie T's changed. Because back in the day, Willie 1810 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:50,640 T would have sat in that reception until 10:00 AM if it 1811 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,080 was work, if I was there for. Work. 1812 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,880 I still would have done that. Do you know you've developed 1813 01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,840 that attitude of we? Sultan no, you've a we Sultan's 1814 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,640 attitude. I don't take holidays. 1815 01:20:58,640 --> 01:20:59,880 I was. Like I'm going to live in La 1816 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,480 Vida Loca on this holiday. I'm going to be luxurious. 1817 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,240 I went, I'll pay for the room. The only room they had available 1818 01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:10,920 was a four king bed presidential suite with no one in it with 1819 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,520 four beds. 4 That's why. It's a four bed suite. 1820 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:18,640 And it was. 1000 Derm. I was only going to have to 1821 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,640 sleep in it. What's that like £500? 1822 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,160 £200 all right. I was going to have. 1823 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:26,160 To sleep in it. For six hours, until my room was 1824 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:30,200 ready, I took a deck. Head was a class though, yeah. 1825 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,000 It was brilliant. But. 1826 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,120 It was also as I guess way too, but if I hadn't been staying in 1827 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:36,040 that room and like this would have been amazing right, but I 1828 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:40,040 had to pay like 210 LB for like 6 hours sleep and you got to 1829 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,640 meet the Penguin as well got. To me to get get to Penguin. 1830 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:46,120 Myth The third biggest Penguin. Ask me things about Penguins. 1831 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,640 I Normal. What's the lifespan of a 1832 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:52,520 Penguin? Thanks Alan bro. 1833 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:54,160 What? Them did it meet your 1834 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,520 expectations, the meeting of that Penguin? 1835 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:58,400 Did you get the access you thought you would? 1836 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:01,800 Yeah, it runs around like high. Fives you and all you can get to 1837 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,600 put your hands on, they show you. 1838 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:07,680 So in the tour group, it was me in a load of kids with like 1839 01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:10,320 families with kids, and they show you like a little video, 1840 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:12,880 give you all the facts about Ganto Penguins. 1841 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,600 So they're like, this is the third biggest Penguin in the 1842 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:18,960 world, identifiable by its white stripe above its head. 1843 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,160 It's normally weighing about 5 kilogrammes. 1844 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,880 Then they take you into a quiz on the video you just watched, 1845 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:27,560 which is for the children. It is not for the the grown-ups. 1846 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,520 It's for the kids. And let me tell you, I fucking 1847 01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,920 smoked one name close. Yeah. 1848 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,360 They're like, and how do you know it's again to Penguin And 1849 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,960 they're like, and I'm like, it's fucking straighten its head. 1850 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,200 You watch the video. Yeah. 1851 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:42,200 Fucking stupid wee bastard. So you're like the big man of 1852 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,000 the. Eye wiper floral. 1853 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,720 Stupid wee cunts. Yeah, I know my shit about 1854 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,160 Penguins. Normally speak English. 1855 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,440 The quiz in. English. 1856 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:52,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you meet the Peng. 1857 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,600 How long do you get with the Penguin by 5? 1858 01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:00,120 Personal access or all the room personal access by 30? 1859 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,360 Seconds. You can do. 1860 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,880 A lot in 30 seconds. I'm not bucking the Penguins, I. 1861 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,920 Respect them too much. Not in the Penguin play. 1862 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:09,800 Did you think it was? Cute. 1863 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,280 Yeah, they're. Very they're. 1864 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,600 Surprisingly, they don't feel like what you think they would 1865 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:14,480 feel like. How much would you? 1866 01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:15,560 How do you think a Penguin would feel? 1867 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:17,560 Robbery. Robbery. 1868 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:19,640 Wrong. Like a cat. 1869 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:21,640 Very soft. Really. 1870 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,120 Yeah. Hi. 1871 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,200 Why would I lie? It's pro Adams that you're 1872 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,160 lying. How much did you pay to meet the 1873 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:33,040 Penguin? It was included in the price. 1874 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,200 Of the aquarium thinks it was £60. 1875 01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,720 Gotta be. A boat tour with. 1876 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:41,920 The clear bottom, like a glass bottom, went over the aquarium. 1877 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,800 So they're all swimming. Underneath it there's a sharks. 1878 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,680 There was sharks. They often when you're. 1879 01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:47,840 Going in the boat, yeah, the. Option was swim. 1880 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:49,120 With a shot, she fell out of the boat. 1881 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:51,560 Probably just leave you there to die. 1882 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,640 That's. How most businesses mark there's 1883 01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:57,000 go, he's gone. He's he's lead by his shark 1884 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,480 food. Now the option was made. 1885 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,680 A Penguin or swim with. A shark and I almost swam with a 1886 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,720 shark. How much without of me seem that 1887 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:08,440 was the £60 that was the option. I don't that's too cheap to swim 1888 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:08,960 with a. Shark. 1889 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,320 I'd be uncomfortable see that I saw the video with the shark it. 1890 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:14,000 Has like both its jaws broken so I was like I don't want to take 1891 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,880 part in this literally shark right don't worry he's. 1892 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,840 Harmless we've. Killed them yeah it was part of 1893 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,240 the an animal encounter was included in the price. 1894 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:27,120 You can swam of the shark met a Penguin chilled with the 1895 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,680 crocodile. They had a big king crocodile 1896 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:34,200 wasn't interested in that feed otters, right, Very. 1897 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,920 That's the shit option. Yeah, yeah, that's the Penguins 1898 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,720 aren't in but with otters. But yeah, I went. 1899 01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:41,640 With the Penguins so. They met one Penguin. 1900 01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,240 Her name was Moana. You went around you fatter. 1901 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:45,280 She did like we tracks and stuff. 1902 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,000 Then Nordic. Moana has to go Night. 1903 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,840 And then the doors came up and about 10 Penguins flooded the 1904 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:50,920 room. It was like a bag on court. 1905 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:52,000 Fucking class. Class. 1906 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:52,920 Yeah. You love it. 1907 01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,680 I love, I love Penguins. I love monkeys. 1908 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:59,200 I love koalas. Cool guy, alert the. 1909 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:00,720 Only animals I give a fuck about I'd. 1910 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:03,280 Love to meet a monkey? Yeah, they're the only one next 1911 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:03,960 on your. Yep. 1912 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:06,040 What's the wee tiny ones called? Kapacho 1. 1913 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:10,240 Kapachoon, Capricorns. Cinnamons. 1914 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,400 Do you? Know the ones? 1915 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,520 I mean, yeah, where did that? Where did they be? 1916 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:21,120 I don't know. But if couldn't anyone get in 1917 01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:22,160 touch? With you make that happen. 1918 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,800 Yeah, maybe the wee monkey. Like, I don't think there's any 1919 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,200 animals I really. Want to meet that I haven't met? 1920 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,240 What animals have you met? You're saying them like they're 1921 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,880 actually koala kangaroo, Yeah. Kangaroos are Dicks. 1922 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:37,520 The one I met was all right. He was all right was he helped 1923 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:39,040 himself. I don't normally. 1924 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,280 Like Arcane, but. He was an H fellow, He was nice. 1925 01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,240 He was different. The koala freak me out a bit. 1926 01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:44,440 You. Loved it, obviously. 1927 01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:46,840 Yeah, as well, if you got him. Is there any trips you'd like to 1928 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:49,080 do this year, like anywhere else you'd like to go and see? 1929 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:51,080 And I would love because you loved to be tripped. 1930 01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,000 Maybe not this. We've been an army one time in 1931 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,160 my life. I'd love to go. 1932 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:59,720 To Africa or Asia, like I know Dubai is Asia, but I mean, you 1933 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:02,480 know, like you know. No. 1934 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:06,720 Someone else like properties? You only like you know you want 1935 01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,320 to travel around or. I would love to do Korea. 1936 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,400 Japan. That's what I want to do. 1937 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,800 Maybe not Japanese. Apparently they're quite. 1938 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:16,720 Racist. I want to do Korean. 1939 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,400 I want to do see all. Tokyo. 1940 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,840 Yeah, Thailand. Boys do Thailand. 1941 01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:29,040 You look like you're dressed for you're. 1942 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,280 Dressed for it? No, not. 1943 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,240 Your dress for you have a. Thailand face. 1944 01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:34,560 You have a Thailand face as. In I. 1945 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,480 Work. In Thailand or I would go, you 1946 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,200 look like you would, absolutely. Love it. 1947 01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,000 We still road trip to Thailand. You'll end up with the type, 1948 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:44,280 right? I guarantee you. 1949 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,400 Yeah. You look like a guy. 1950 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,960 Who? Would go to a ping pong show but 1951 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:51,400 set like this the whole time, yeah. 1952 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,680 With a paddle that you brought, I look like a. 1953 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,720 Guy who go to a ping. Pong show in Thailand and be 1954 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:58,800 region that it wasn't two professional ping pong players 1955 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,960 having a match yeah that's what you mean that's exactly a. 1956 01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,480 Few. Yeah, you're sitting there like 1957 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,680 yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you threw it in the. 1958 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:05,600 Majoring thanks. Can't have. 1959 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,280 Outline Thailand. Vietnam. 1960 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:11,760 That kind of backpack and travelling to humid not my I 1961 01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,400 would like to do Vietnam. But I don't know if they would 1962 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:18,440 do tours of like the. War sites because I'd like if 1963 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:19,040 they. Didn't. 1964 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:20,680 That's mental. But they might not. 1965 01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:22,680 They would might. Be very sensitive for them. 1966 01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:24,400 Well, I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do it. 1967 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,520 In a sensitive way. I'm sure it's not hosted by 1968 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:29,640 their equipment of the Chuckle Brothers, you know, I'm sure it 1969 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,120 is. Like. 1970 01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:32,320 Pretty. Serious. 1971 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:33,760 Yeah, they're not in a. Slopstick. 1972 01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:36,280 A guy like. Steps in a trap is. 1973 01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:40,840 Goes where's the modest trap? Because I know they had a lot of 1974 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,840 mental traps in Vietnam. Well. 1975 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:44,840 I don't know, but I know but the. 1976 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:46,760 Guys who didn't know the war was over. 1977 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,920 These are the 90s or. Something they were like. 1978 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,960 Someone saw them and they're like, shut the fuck up by it. 1979 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:56,160 And I was like, man, for 30 years now it's been I called you 1980 01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:56,760 in for dinner. Do. 1981 01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:59,600 You not hear me? Yeah. 1982 01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,440 I think it's soul and solar seal. 1983 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:05,360 So so. So where's that South? 1984 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,000 Korea, South Korea, I would like to do that. 1985 01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:08,640 North Korea. I don't I'm. 1986 01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:11,920 Not interested, I'd like to go but as. 1987 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,640 A VIP like as a mayor Kim Jong Un, yes, you know, like. 1988 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,800 Be like, no, I'm chilling with. The big I don't want to go see 1989 01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:19,920 the purple you, him and Dennis Rodman. 1990 01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:21,720 And that outfit, you could be his mate. 1991 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,840 Yeah, I do have a jacket. That I wear and I'm like, I 1992 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:26,680 could be him. You look like a wee guy who gets 1993 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,160 some sneakers. Like a wee sneaker. 1994 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,400 Dealer for Kim. Jong UN, you're telling me if I 1995 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:33,040 sent you a photo but. The hat back to front. 1996 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:39,120 You're bringing, you're bringing Jordans into Pyang 100% if I 1997 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,680 sent you a photo of me. Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un, 1998 01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:42,800 you would be like, that's a good night out. 1999 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,360 What a podcast. Oh, be great. 2000 01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:47,200 Class. Dan has the question please. 2001 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:51,320 Kim Jong Un, do you ever sock? Toes not a question, but. 2002 01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:54,680 Siobhan says. Wellness trends merging with sex 2003 01:28:54,680 --> 01:29:00,000 is increasing in popularity. Caressa the new trend she's 2004 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,720 hearing about at the minute. So can we look that up? 2005 01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:04,320 Give me AI don't. Understand that is it like yoga 2006 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:07,360 and you're 69 at the end of it? Caressa is a Western spiritual. 2007 01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:11,640 Practise that involves sexual intercourse without orgasm, Hey. 2008 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,280 I've been doing that all. My life. 2009 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,000 You mean they're meant to finish? 2010 01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:19,800 But. Tell me more about it. 2011 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:21,240 That's not that is that's the guy shed at. 2012 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:24,640 Sex but great at marketing yeah yeah yeah yeah sure you you 2013 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:28,200 won't come but yeah yeah rejuvenate it yeah yeah I do 2014 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:30,680 this magic thing where I. Make my Dick smaller before you 2015 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,520 see it. Yeah, yeah. 2016 01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:33,560 But it's just I'm high. I hide a little. 2017 01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:35,240 Bit of Once we're done, I'll bring you a taxi. 2018 01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:37,120 But it's very, it's cleansing for the soap. 2019 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:38,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Wellness taxi. 2020 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,440 Yeah, I'm. Getting you a Wellness phone, a 2021 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:43,480 cab here you. Spiritual guru. 2022 01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:44,320 Desi. We'll be right. 2023 01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:46,120 When you take, you take a retreat. 2024 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:48,800 Back to your house? Yeah, Close your eyes. 2025 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:50,280 Breathe in. Open them. 2026 01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:53,320 You're outside my house. Go away, Doug, you tell. 2027 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:54,640 Me more about these Wellness so is. 2028 01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:57,720 Western practise similar to. Tantric techniques of orgasm 2029 01:29:57,720 --> 01:30:00,920 control intended to promote genuine affection and passion 2030 01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:02,320 between the lovers. Name of my rap? 2031 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:04,360 Group. Yeah, intended. 2032 01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,920 To deepen the emotional and psychological connection between 2033 01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:10,480 the lovers. I don't. 2034 01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:13,440 I don't. Know how well that would do? 2035 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:17,480 Your relationship No. Where you don't finish. 2036 01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:21,760 Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't understand that. 2037 01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,840 And it's can she write in with a bit more information? 2038 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,520 So that is it's you have it and then you both just go to bed 2039 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,840 agitated. Why is that? 2040 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:33,520 Well, the tantric thing, so. Sting was the. 2041 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:35,960 Guy who everyone knew used to do the tantric thing having no 2042 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:38,760 Trudy and I don't know if they still do, but he would like they 2043 01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:42,200 would like do it for months or they would just do it a bit and 2044 01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,600 then stop and do it a bit. That's just they're just 2045 01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,920 gooning. No, they're edging with a. 2046 01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:48,080 Partner. Yeah. 2047 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:49,920 What's the between? Agent and Goonen. 2048 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,680 What's Goonen? I think. 2049 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:52,720 Goonen is when? You wank. 2050 01:30:52,880 --> 01:31:00,600 Too much goonen for me. So you. 2051 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:03,160 Wank too much your. Goonen's When Goonen. 2052 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:05,200 Is when you and your friends go search for a dead man's 2053 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:14,440 treasure. Nowhere to love that Mackie 2054 01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:17,840 Bartlett, he would have what is gooning a term that can refer to 2055 01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:19,760 the act of. Consuming adult media for the 2056 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:23,280 purpose of sexual gratification, but it's too much of it. 2057 01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:25,080 Extreme. Yeah, it's like when. 2058 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:26,160 People are going to be like, I'll go do. 2059 01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:29,320 A Marvel marathon they're doing like a browser Fortnite that's 2060 01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:32,680 gooning, where's edging is the opposite, where you do it but 2061 01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:36,600 you don't finish. People have too much time in our 2062 01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:38,240 hands. Yeah, no one gooning. 2063 01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:39,880 I was like. A wife and kids. 2064 01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,480 I mean like it's 2 seconds. Daddy's gooning. 2065 01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:47,240 Just really tough managing the. Mortgage and then my mom's in 2066 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:49,320 the hospital and I've got that gooning today. 2067 01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,280 I'm not. Going to do myself I'm. 2068 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:53,800 Going to do. Myself, No one's going there for 2069 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:54,840 me. Kim Jong. 2070 01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:57,040 Good. David. 2071 01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:59,720 Wants to know what food trends? Will we see in 2025? 2072 01:31:59,960 --> 01:32:01,520 Alfie Goon? Yeah. 2073 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:02,880 What food trends? Yeah. 2074 01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:06,240 Any old shite? No, no, we're. 2075 01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:09,160 Going to get more food reviews by people who don't do food 2076 01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:11,400 reviews. Yeah, just don't. 2077 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:13,160 Even try this place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2078 01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:15,520 It's industrial state and Carmani. 2079 01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:19,440 Yeah, that was the best Curry. Chip Yeah, yeah, that's that's 2080 01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:21,240 the food trends is any old shite. 2081 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:24,280 I'm I'm bored. I need new foods. 2082 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:27,320 I need to I need to get into new places because I go to a select 2083 01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:29,480 amount of places. Don't know why that is eating 2. 2084 01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:33,120 You two kinds of food ever. It's chicken and Percy Pig, 2085 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:37,080 Yeah. Now I resist. 2086 01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:40,200 On the web dairy last night I stopped at the apple green and I 2087 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:42,440 was like, I'll get a coffee and maybe a packet of Persies and I 2088 01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:45,040 didn't get the Persies. You also shouted at me when we 2089 01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:46,520 pulled. Up to a spar and I asked if you 2090 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:49,760 wanted Persies. This guy here from a. 2091 01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:51,080 Spar, are you? Are you getting? 2092 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:54,400 Percy picked into their. Marxes like exclusive to fair 2093 01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,160 Marxes that used to be in. Some super values. 2094 01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:58,320 So in super values you know the wee. 2095 01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:00,400 One near me you should. Be able to get them in there. 2096 01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:02,280 He near hit me. It's in all the Apple greens. 2097 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:07,160 Apple green M&S have a have a club, have Adm and S food and 2098 01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:09,560 all the apple green brilliant he swung for me as I asked him if 2099 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,920 he. Wanted Parsis don't do. 2100 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:13,080 Can people tell me what to do in the way down? 2101 01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:16,120 The cork Today me, Calvin and Jordy are going to cork. 2102 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:19,720 We need to break the dragon. Where do we stop just. 2103 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:21,840 Audio of porn. The whole way down, the three of 2104 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:26,680 us sitting in the car. I need to know where to stop. 2105 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,480 Yeah, I need. Probably when you. 2106 01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:30,880 Get the court. That's when I'd stop. 2107 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:33,480 Would you do the whole? Would you run? 2108 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:34,120 Dog will. Drive. 2109 01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:37,360 Would you drive the whole Dr? They'd stop. 2110 01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:38,920 No, it's like a condom. What do you mean? 2111 01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:41,960 Whatever dog obviously like without stopping to break. 2112 01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:43,840 Up the trip or you'll get some later. 2113 01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:46,080 You would just drive it. We'd probably stop for something 2114 01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,080 to eat. Yeah, some gritty. 2115 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:50,120 Little pig man. But that's what I'm going. 2116 01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:52,080 Is there like a good? Place to stop. 2117 01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:53,880 Yeah, you know people like you need to check this. 2118 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:55,880 So everyone send in your suggestions. 2119 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:58,960 For where to stop, what food to get, what's good, what to order, 2120 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:01,280 he will ignore all of that and go to Nando's. 2121 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:03,040 And we're going to probably go to Nando's at yeah. 2122 01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:05,400 Not swords. What's the other one? 2123 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,640 Somewhere else Near the airport, Closer to Dublin? 2124 01:34:11,480 --> 01:34:16,160 No Near Yes. Near Lusk it's not so known on 2125 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:19,960 the way pastor you basically like turn off just before the 2126 01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:23,120 airport on off a ring Rd and then it's there. 2127 01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:26,000 There's an Omni plan edge at all this trip. 2128 01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:27,640 Am I going to what you're going to edge on the? 2129 01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:29,520 Trip you probably. Yeah, I'll. 2130 01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:31,960 Just do like 7 minutes of material of the R and then just 2131 01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:33,240 leave the stage. What the fuck? 2132 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:37,160 I'm like I just edge material. Do you guys we did them just do 2133 01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:38,080 punch lines. We did. 2134 01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,600 A gig. Speaking of punch lines, we've 2135 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,160 been doing. University of Ulster student 2136 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:42,960 unions all week. You did last night. 2137 01:34:43,680 --> 01:34:46,080 We're old as fuck. You're old as fuck. 2138 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:49,920 Even you're old compared. To those guys, man, you're not 2139 01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:52,560 talking to your people there. You're not. 2140 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:56,800 They see Willie T as an old guy. They see him as a sort of. 2141 01:34:56,800 --> 01:35:00,480 Cold Sherpa, they do. Not see you as a cold. 2142 01:35:00,480 --> 01:35:02,400 Sherpa, at least three people as I was. 2143 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:04,560 Leaving last one when there's the cold sharpa. 2144 01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:08,280 So yes, they do. Yeah, I'll say this, right, Uni 2145 01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:13,000 students do this annoying thing where they still think that 2146 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:16,640 their dreams will happen. So when I went last night, Does 2147 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,560 anyone have a degree that's worthwhile? 2148 01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:22,280 One person put their hand up and when I do cinematic art and 2149 01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:24,120 people like applaud. And people are like, very good. 2150 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:26,480 And I'm like life. Hasn't shed on you yet. 2151 01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:29,440 Wait till your bollocks get kicked in and you're working the 2152 01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:31,560 night shift at a spar. I noticed that. 2153 01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:32,800 Tell me. How much art matters? 2154 01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:34,680 People coming. In asking for Percy pigs. 2155 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:38,560 There was last night I was sending you on the way home. 2156 01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:41,480 You would start a sub. You would start a bit of 2157 01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:45,120 material about a subject that was like 2% edgy or 2158 01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:46,040 controversial. Yeah. 2159 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:48,760 And you would like, you would from like a very small many 2160 01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:50,720 people. But I could still see it at all 2161 01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:52,200 the gigs. You would get this face. 2162 01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,120 They would look at their friends like this. 2163 01:35:54,120 --> 01:35:56,080 Like, I mean, you can come on stage. 2164 01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,160 And say any. Darkies and which I told you not 2165 01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:00,720 to do. I told them not to do so. 2166 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:02,840 They did take out weird. Yeah, I. 2167 01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:06,120 You would. The annoying thing is I'd rather 2168 01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:09,800 they sat like that for the whole show at the Rolling Regiment. 2169 01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:11,640 But then they'd be laugh on the crowd of the Undertaker. 2170 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:13,440 They'd be laughing. At the end so. 2171 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:15,120 You're like just give it a chance. 2172 01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:17,160 It's not even controvert. There's nothing bad in it. 2173 01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:20,720 Yeah, but like you would mention anything and it would just from 2174 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:23,400 a few people you could see that kind of like Shane are. 2175 01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:26,920 You are you starting to go down the path of you can't say 2176 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:31,320 anything anymore? I'm just saying no but. 2177 01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:33,480 I've. Just been to snow flaky for you? 2178 01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:37,640 I just mean you. Can see it more now that thing 2179 01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:42,800 of like because obviously your joke is going to be, you know, 2180 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:43,960 taking. The piss out of that. 2181 01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:47,600 Thing or it's not going to be like harsh yeah I don't know how 2182 01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:50,480 to describe it but it's like cut off at the past for a lot of 2183 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:53,800 people yeah I think do you think you're going to start going down 2184 01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:54,560 an. Edgier Rd. 2185 01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:56,360 I'm going to be edgy. I'm going to be the new. 2186 01:36:56,360 --> 01:37:00,880 Burner money yeah you gain 12 stone become. 2187 01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:04,040 Burners became so fat. Who do you prefer? 2188 01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:05,960 Burner, Manning and Burner. Matthews, Burner Manning. 2189 01:37:08,480 --> 01:37:10,840 That one. More question to finish it off 2190 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:14,560 please not question but some. Suggestions for food please. 2191 01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:19,080 So David says it's Dundalk on the way, Brewery pizza, toasty 2192 01:37:19,080 --> 01:37:20,920 place. Moshar looks good. 2193 01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:23,840 I don't. Really want to turn off. 2194 01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:25,760 It has to be on the motorway really. 2195 01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:32,760 No. Is that the one that is a? 2196 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:34,600 McDonald's And is it Camille the type? 2197 01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:40,480 Please no. Where is it? 2198 01:37:41,360 --> 01:37:42,760 Is the ongoing because? You can't go to the. 2199 01:37:42,760 --> 01:37:48,320 Mexican place if he is. What paint me a picture here? 2200 01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:50,360 We've got a maximum place, Mexican. 2201 01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:54,400 Chopped salad. Supermax. 2202 01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:55,520 Oh, so it's a Plaza? Yeah. 2203 01:37:56,480 --> 01:37:58,320 Right, I'm with you, Apple Green. 2204 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,920 Because Caldera. Village is nice. 2205 01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:06,240 To a market. I want you know, I don't want to 2206 01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:07,120 sit. In like an. 2207 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:09,360 Avoca don't want to sit. I want fast food. 2208 01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:10,480 And then I can. Right? 2209 01:38:10,520 --> 01:38:12,960 OK, we're going Nandos. Yeah, I know where you're. 2210 01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:16,160 This is why you don't ever take it. 2211 01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:18,080 No, you don't try anything. It's not. 2212 01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:24,560 You got a black card recently? No, then I got the kebab. 2213 01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:27,680 House in the Omer Rd. Hang on, I'll find out what 2214 01:38:27,680 --> 01:38:29,160 they're called. Probably. 2215 01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:30,760 Yeah, I got a black. So they approached Willy T and 2216 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:33,680 they said what? We want to hook you up made do. 2217 01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:36,080 They're basically. Do you like kebabs? 2218 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:39,560 We can see that you do. Do you want a block card for it? 2219 01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:41,640 Of course you do, peg boy. It's called Kebab Company 2220 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:43,560 Belfast. And what does that entitle you 2221 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:45,520 to? Free meals for life. 2222 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,240 You just get. Is it a physical card? 2223 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:51,560 And you just get anything that's good, whatever I want free. 2224 01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,840 Delivery if I'm in the BT1, the BT 15 area? 2225 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,720 No, unfortunately I'm not. But you're being serious. 2226 01:38:55,720 --> 01:38:59,320 Free delivery. That's so like if I'm ever stuck 2227 01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:01,080 for a leftover. Time I'm going to get a kebab 2228 01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:01,400 and. Then. 2229 01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:04,080 Put a black card on me like take. 2230 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:05,000 Me. What is Willie tea? 2231 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:05,840 I'm not a kebab. Yeah. 2232 01:39:05,840 --> 01:39:06,960 What does Willie Tea get in a kebab? 2233 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,920 I get a Mex kebab. Chilli sauce. 2234 01:39:09,920 --> 01:39:13,880 So chips are the best, No naan, right? 2235 01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,200 Yeah. Naan bread. 2236 01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:18,960 Naan bread. All right, I like the. 2237 01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:21,440 Authentic Indian. Experience so I get naan bread 2238 01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:25,480 next me I get all the meats everything that's there threw it 2239 01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:28,720 all in chilli sauce. We better cheese any veg in 2240 01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:29,640 that. Yeah, I get. 2241 01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:31,000 The salad because you're it's. Free. 2242 01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:34,600 You're paying for it anyway. Fuck, just fuck some onions in 2243 01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:37,640 that naan salad. A load of meat. 2244 01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:39,720 Chilli sauce. Yeah, some cheese. 2245 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:45,640 Great, great time. You never had a kebab 2-3 times 2246 01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:46,640 in my life. Patreon. 2247 01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:48,840 Special. Courtesy of the. 2248 01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:51,720 Kebab Company. Belfast Fight Club and then at 2249 01:39:51,720 --> 01:39:53,280 the. End of For the main event, I eat 2250 01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:54,040 a kebab. Yeah. 2251 01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:57,960 Which is maybe a kebab, yeah, but but damn is hears me in 2252 01:39:57,960 --> 01:39:59,400 books. Khabib, can we do? 2253 01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:01,960 Yeah. You have a fucking head. 2254 01:40:01,960 --> 01:40:02,400 Kicked. In. 2255 01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:09,040 Somehow I went pork now. Eubanks, the judge. 2256 01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:14,840 Yeah, I give it to Shane. Can you actually do? 2257 01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:17,680 You might not that voice. I think for a time I could. 2258 01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:19,920 Do quite a real boy, a gangster, I think. 2259 01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:21,480 For a while I could do quite a good. 2260 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:22,720 Chris Eubank? Which one? 2261 01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:24,760 Like a sweetie. I would need to hear him speak a 2262 01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:26,320 little bit more. Do you ever say he's really 2263 01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:27,000 intense? Neither. 2264 01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:28,720 He's always been intense. Nobody's. 2265 01:40:29,160 --> 01:40:29,880 Really. Really. 2266 01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:31,800 Intense. Why would you speak like that? 2267 01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:34,200 You're a crisper loud. You're like the League of 2268 01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,840 Gentlemen. That's kind of what he's like. 2269 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:38,680 Yeah, it's like a gentleman's guy. 2270 01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:39,480 He has my nose. Time. 2271 01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:41,320 You have the ladies, gentlemen. Nose is what I mean. 2272 01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:47,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what kind of people 2273 01:40:47,720 --> 01:40:48,360 you have? The I. 2274 01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:49,760 Need an actual rope to time member? 2275 01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:51,560 You know the kind of people you have the nose. 2276 01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,080 Off mom, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do into that. 2277 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:57,720 Camera people who run Hollywood. That's a you have the news of 2278 01:40:58,240 --> 01:40:59,920 charity Shop coffee. Shops. 2279 01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:03,160 Willie, is there anything you want to plug and. 2280 01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:06,040 Promote. We obviously want to plug SSE. 2281 01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:09,080 That's 20. 3rd of May. I take it and take a master. 2282 01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:12,400 In the. UK 20. 1st, 22nd, 23rd of March. 2283 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,400 I'm in Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow. 2284 01:41:14,400 --> 01:41:16,480 Tech is available. William Thompson, comedy.com 2285 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:20,080 with my show Scumbag Millionaire that many are calling the best 2286 01:41:20,080 --> 01:41:22,000 show I've ever done. Last chance to see the show, 2287 01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:23,440 Yeah. Last chance to see the show. 2288 01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:26,200 And I will also be in the Edinburgh Festival in August 2289 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:29,120 with my new show. What's it going to be? 2290 01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:30,920 Called Called yet. I know what. 2291 01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:31,880 We were talking about that earlier. 2292 01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:32,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's. 2293 01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:33,640 Going to be that show. Yeah. 2294 01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:35,240 It's called William Thompson Gooding Live. 2295 01:41:35,480 --> 01:41:37,960 Yeah, that'll be great. Yeah, guys. 2296 01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:40,080 Thank you very much for watching, listening. 2297 01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:41,680 Take us for the SSE, still available. 2298 01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:44,600 Yeah, I see and. We'll be back tomorrow. 2299 01:41:44,840 --> 01:41:47,840 At slightly later time, back tomorrow at noon. 2300 01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:50,000 With my guest. Mickey. 2301 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:54,960 Bartlett and our boxing expert. Aaron Butler, who's going to 2302 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,200 give us the. Real breakdown of Conor McGregor 2303 01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:59,880 and Paul Hughes. See you then Willie T Thank you 2304 01:41:59,880 --> 01:42:02,400 for coming in brother. I actually do like the T-shirt. 2305 01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:05,240 I'll be honest. And you've got yourself a new 2306 01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:07,080 help. I love you bro. 2307 01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:09,800 Is there anything? See you next time guys is. 2308 01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,080 There anything when you don't TuneIn for more life being 2309 01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:13,200 serious is. There anything when? 2310 01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,520 You don't. Yeah, your present guys. 2311 01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:17,040 We will be back tomorrow. See you later.