1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,320 Separate if you enjoy the Tea with Me podcast, you can get 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,800 even more a patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,720 Bonus episodes, early access to tickets, and live specials like 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,160 The roaster, Will ET, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Bake Off, 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,680 SSE Arena shows all there. A Patreon. 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,400 I can see our commentators wouldn't be able to feel their 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,760 legs. Yeah, it's a long time. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,320 Still on day. But they're like starts with a 9 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,000 long day. So if they go, we've been here 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,080 for 8 to 14 hours, I can't feel my legs. 11 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,480 The IT would be weird thing to say to people at home, but you 12 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,400 can't feel your legs now and kind of move and they never say 13 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,000 kind of move around you. Know do you I also don't like we 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,880 we started rolling like a minute ago that's OK, but I don't like. 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,400 I presume. Yeah, I know the trick. 16 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,480 I've seen I've seen a bit of the I feel like the any bit that 17 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,920 feels conversation you're already in, but that hello 18 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,200 wouldn't hurt. We save hello for the pod. 19 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,600 We save hello for the pod. Oh. 20 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,040 For God's sake, just just, you know, just just a comment, just 21 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,080 say who's here. Yeah, kind of a thing, rather 22 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,920 than here's a game of who is here, like the can you get who 23 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,120 it is? Yeah, Anyway, sorry. 24 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:03,120 Well, I don't like the commentators in Golf Whisper. 25 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,000 I don't think they need to be doing that. 26 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,680 I think they're far enough away. They are there. 27 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,640 It's not that they're that. No golfers turned around and 28 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,040 looked at the camera and gone. Fucking hell, man. 29 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,880 Yeah, I'm, I'm trying to do a thing. 30 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,640 Here, like they don't need to do that, They don't need to do 31 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,720 that. It's like snooker as well. 32 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in a different room 33 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,760 watching it on the screen. Yeah, you're not. 34 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,840 You're not there. Like, yeah. 35 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,960 So yeah, it is there. Darryl Brain is my guest. 36 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Oh, what a delight. It's a pleasure to be. 37 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,920 Here. And I've saved it. 38 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,440 You've been here for an hour and a half. 39 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,800 Hello. It's lovely. 40 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,240 How are you? Imagine if you had like some 41 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,080 medical emergency but I was like save a table. 42 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,680 For the boys, if you're going to die, could you do it actually on 43 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,640 air? That would be an exclusive that. 44 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,800 Would be, I was about to say. Include me in it. 45 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,280 So I and the last thing I'll do is I'll collaborate on the post 46 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,640 by dying the last movement I do like. 47 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:52,920 I just just collaborate in the post. 48 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,760 Your family, like what do you say about us? 49 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,040 I go he just, he wanted to accept that collab. 50 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,080 Yeah, you do. He didn't. 51 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,920 I'm so sad because you didn't get to share the story. 52 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,160 Yeah, like, I mean, there was that if the one thing he would 53 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,120 have wanted, they didn't. I have to I have to do your face 54 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:12,720 ID with your dead face with. My dead face I mean that is the 55 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,600 thing you have to do you know you have to very quickly unlock 56 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,840 people's phones. Yeah, that is no joking. 57 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,720 You really have to fucking is he got is he got I think, I think a 58 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,680 quick phone, phone, phone, phone and then just and then keep it 59 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,600 open like they yeah, yeah, because they're otherwise yeah, 60 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,560 that little tip fear got an older relative. 61 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,480 Well, my, my, yeah, I was doing like for a good while. 62 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,360 I was doing classic scare pranks on my dad for like Facebook and 63 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,520 stuff, right? And just just real like meat and 64 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,680 potato scares. Like I would be behind the door 65 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,400 and jump out on my dad right now, the two caveats are my 66 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,560 dad's very old guy and my dad has a real bad heart. 67 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,920 So I did have to say to him once I was like, if they because 68 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,000 people would write you're going to kill your dad, LOL. 69 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,080 Yeah. But there was a genuine threat 70 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,000 that that would happen. So I had to ask him. 71 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,040 I was like, if you die during this and my dad, the consumer 72 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,480 professional, was like, put it up, he wouldn't have met. 73 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,400 I would add it's a bit worried was unresponsive. 74 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,840 I would have just. Left people die of shot. 75 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,080 I don't think that I think you die is like if you put your dad 76 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,880 in a treadmill, then you're again, but I don't think going 77 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,680 to Boo is runs that much adrenaline through your heart 78 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,600 that your heart goes I. Can't. 79 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,640 Yeah. I've never heard of it. 80 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,800 You're scared to death. Yeah, I don't think that's the 81 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,560 thing, but I don't think that's the thing. 82 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,280 The. No, it's hot, but I would really 83 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,880 commit to it. Like there was times where I 84 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:34,800 would like sneak into the house and wait for a long time and and 85 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,160 there was there was some big scares like. 86 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:37,960 But he does. Yeah. 87 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,200 Like, he does have a bad heart. So maybe it could trigger that. 88 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,640 How you? Please tell me that's how you 89 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,120 started like that you've tried on a number of different coats 90 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,840 that there's a brief period where you were like throwing 91 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,960 cards at A at a tank across the room. 92 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,400 Go fucking hell when this is going to pay off at some stage 93 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,120 the car is going to land in the in the egg. 94 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,040 I would do a lot like during the World Cup once at a game where 95 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,800 he would stand up the top end of the garden, I would try and hit 96 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,440 him in the back of the head with the football and we got the like 97 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,440 the quarterfinals and I took them out. 98 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,440 Wow. But there's so much people were 99 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,440 so angry at my dad, like it'd be he'd walk down to the shops in 100 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,720 Hollywood here and people were like, I really hope we had 101 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,279 sippers. This episode of Team With Me 102 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,839 podcast is sponsored by none other than that price guy. 103 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,600 I'm not talking about any price competition page. 104 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,880 I'm talking about Ireland's largest. 105 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,320 And you know, a lot of times things that are large are good. 106 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,080 thatprizeguy.co.uk, he's done everything. 107 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:40,400 He started off you could win like like a tube of Pringles was 108 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:45,000 one of the first ones he's been. 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TV Me podcast, There we go. 142 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,000 And then there was the Jeopardy because we didn't want to stage 143 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,560 it, you know, I didn't want to fake it. 144 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,360 Of course not. But but yeah, I really caught 145 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,760 him on the back of the head with a good one. 146 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,400 And then he went down to kind of feed into the joke. 147 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,000 But then another part of me did think that is like a little bit 148 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,200 of a boost for the ego. If you can, like David Beckham, 149 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,480 kill your dad, you know. How far away were you? 150 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,440 20 feet and I was really like because at first I was chipping 151 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,520 it and then I really started like positions through. 152 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,880 It hidden but yeah. Yeah, yeah. 153 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,360 But I think he'd like, I think he'd like to die in like an 154 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,120 entertainment kind of way. Yeah, I mean like it'll be a way 155 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,440 to be and then you just loop it on the on the tomb. 156 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,520 Yeah, the OR you do a screen grab. 157 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,760 Thinking my dad would have a tomb. 158 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,680 Yeah, I think. You call my dad and such. 159 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,920 I record. Your father had a full 160 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,680 mausoleum. I would like a, you know, 161 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,040 properly above the ground, above the ground. 162 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,200 Obviously it was ground with the pillars and stuff like that, 163 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,960 whatever. And then a screen just running 164 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,000 the moment over and over again, him being hit in. 165 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,560 The face Darryl bring fish really strongly. 166 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,440 That my dad should be mummified above, yeah. 167 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,160 I I will. I'll run a go from me just to 168 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,480 get him properly commemorated. He would love that. 169 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,640 Yeah, no, and he deserve it as well to. 170 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,600 Be and he wouldn't like, don't think there's a load of stuff 171 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,520 he'd want in there with him, you know? 172 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,520 Because oh, I'm not I'm not saying it's to bring his riches 173 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,560 to the afterlife. I'm not like I'm not, we're not 174 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,760 going full, you know, Egyptian on this. 175 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,120 Like I'm more New Orleans that kind of like, you know that that 176 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,120 kind of like that famous graveyard that's in the film 177 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,240 They where, you know, they're all above ground. 178 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,960 Would you like me to? I don't know what that film is. 179 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,000 Would you prefer I said that I didn't know what it is or 180 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,600 because what I'm doing is nothing along like I might? 181 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,080 I know, I know you are, but I can't remember it either and I 182 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,360 think it's Easy Rider but I can't remember exactly which one 183 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,240 it is. But the people, they walk 184 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,240 through a graveyard and it's all mausoleum. 185 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,600 It's all like tomb sitting tombstones rather than in the 186 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,080 ground. Like yes or the ideal way to 187 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,679 bury him would be in. My dad this. 188 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,480 Is your father who's still with us, by the way, and this, when 189 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,240 does this go out? A couple of weeks so we could be 190 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,640 5050. Yeah, it would be in permanent 191 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:51,120 Emma Frost, umm like in eh in eh, some like eh Sal bar some of 192 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,640 these places on the on the Arctic Circle is you bring him 193 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,880 there, you bury him there in the very frost and slowly over time 194 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,680 the ice moves him up eh and he gets pushed out of the ground. 195 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,840 Eventually they reemer this genuine bodies reemerging from 196 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,440 the frost because the frost pushes the things that are out. 197 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,040 Well, that's going to be fucking terrifying. 100 years but. 198 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,920 What a video for? You made a time lapse. 199 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,440 For you, for him to have played the trick on you, that 100 years 200 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,480 that he after you say, oh, I committed so much, I sat in the 201 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,600 house for a while to jump out and go Boo. 202 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,560 He commits his body to permafrost. 203 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,160 And then, over a century, slowly, the body reemerged. 204 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,680 And he scared the polar bear. Yeah. 205 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,960 And then that would be amazing. My daddy's like 5 foot 3. 206 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,240 So it wouldn't take that long. No, wouldn't probably take five 207 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,280 years from the coming. OK. 208 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,880 Yeah. You know, of the of the ice. 209 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:41,760 Yeah. I don't know. 210 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,440 I mean, I think he'd like that. He would. 211 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,320 He would enjoy some sort of like theatrics. 212 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,160 Yeah, I mean deserves that. I'm not a frost. 213 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,760 What do you know people that have done this? 214 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,280 No, but I know that they I've been Svalbard because we did a 215 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,280 gig there. They put that onto your list of 216 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,720 gigs I've got to try to get to do. 217 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,200 Svalbard. Svalbard is an island 4 hours 218 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:03,560 north of Norway which is owned half Norwegian, half Russian. 219 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,960 It is in darkness for four months of the year and then in 220 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,880 permanent like in 24 hours on for another four months of the 221 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,080 year. The and so we were there during 222 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,120 the darkness part, which I thought would be amazing because 223 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,680 I'm a night part and I thought this will be fantastic. 224 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,640 It'll be like just being out all the time. 225 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,400 Yeah. And it was just exhausting. 226 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,920 Yeah, it was really unpleasant. And we really couldn't wait to 227 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,280 get out of there. And what's the gate? 228 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,000 What? It is an art centre and they 229 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,320 have gigs and so they they put on shows. 230 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,080 I mean, I feel like that's one where like if people don't come 231 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,360 and see it, that the level of disrespect because there's 232 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,640 nothing else happening. No, there's really people are 233 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,640 like, I can't make it. What else are you doing? 234 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,480 I'm staring at the place here. I've really and I've got I've 235 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,000 got I've put that into my diary for next Friday and the audience 236 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,160 chat. By the way, they all know 237 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,520 because only 4000 people live there. 238 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,200 So they all know each other really, really well said. 239 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,600 Who you what do you do? And they all go That'll be 240 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,840 Barry. He's the postman. 241 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,240 And it was it's, but there it's it is it's you've got to bring a 242 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,800 gun for polar bears. It's that it's. 243 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,400 Offers like a. Yes, yeah, and they were first 244 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,560 gun then they're really insulted and then and then communicate 245 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,280 with the polar bear Kingdom, eh, breakdown like whatever you know 246 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,200 the to shoot the polar bears. Yeah and and then you were 247 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,880 scared only flare and a gun. So if you go to the towns on 248 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,080 you, the signs and the road thing, make sure you got it. 249 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,480 You're flaring your gun. You gotta just take that shot. 250 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,720 Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. 251 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,440 And you better fucking get that shot. 252 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:31,240 Is the flare the first response to to try and scare them away? 253 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:36,840 And then if that doesn't work. I would shoot first, flare 254 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,280 later. I would go with and. 255 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,200 I know you've always said that. Yeah, I think I know by roofer. 256 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,560 Last time we met Kilkenny Festival a couple of years ago. 257 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,320 You said that, didn't I? Just you going on stage, you're 258 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,560 going, what kind of room is this? 259 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:52,760 And I shoot first flare later. And you'd know it was difficult 260 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,240 into context. You weren't you, what I was 261 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,360 talking about. But now you know, and now you 262 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,440 know, yes, now you know, like for a long time. 263 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,720 And I thought you did very well. Yes, you had the look of someone 264 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,120 who's both confused and being entertaining at the same time in 265 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,800 Kilkenny because you don't workout with the maybe the 266 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,400 flare. If you shoot the flare at the 267 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,160 polar bear, do they go on fire And then the polar bear 268 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,240 screaming? That's on a flame. 269 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,560 A flaming polar bear. Yeah, that would be amazing. 270 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,880 I think. And for the shoot, do you? 271 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,600 Are you just going for the chest because it's cocky to try and 272 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,880 take a hedgehog? Oh my God, a hedgehog but a 273 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,080 ball? Be worth it if you had a. 274 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,760 Baller move. You knocked the cranium off a 275 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,400 polar bear right there. Just calmly, just you would 276 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,080 expect it to come up like in your own head. 277 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,360 Yes. Hedgehog, the word to appear 278 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,880 like whatever and plus 50XP and then disappear in your own head. 279 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,160 Yeah, you go. Oh yeah, that'll be that'll be a 280 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,000 legend. What you like, you'd be a 281 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,040 nightmare at dinner parties after that because you would 282 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,920 always have that, Yeah, No matter what people were bragging 283 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,480 about or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 284 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,840 Shot the head off. It's like this eh, if you're an 285 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:58,080 astronaut don't like that this weird thing I've got loads of us 286 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,040 not there are other ocean they walk among how? 287 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,480 Many astronauts would you say you've? 288 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,920 Met. I've made but half a dozen. 289 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,040 That's a mental amount of astronauts to have met one. 290 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,840 There's a lot. One is, but I've met at least 291 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,200 half a dozen astronauts. Yeah, I have, yeah. 292 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,040 So potentially 7. Possibly. 293 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,920 Yeah, possibly when? Did you meet your first? 294 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,280 Astronaut. I met my first astronaut about 295 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,080 10-15 years ago. And I mean, I met them at steady 296 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,600 rates. To be fair, you did work for 297 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,760 NASA for 20. Years yeah, yeah, he's got I was 298 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,080 I was the guy put them into I fit them into the stuff they 299 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,160 got. But the so it's kind of part of 300 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,800 the gig, like the umm, no, I've been knowing them, but the but 301 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,320 the astronauts, all their anecdotes are better than any 302 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,280 anecdote you have, because they're the same anecdote but in 303 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,280 space. So they so genuinely we somebody 304 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,600 ring into a thing. We didn't BBC space, but I'm 305 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,600 talking with the Northern Lights. 306 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,320 And she said, Oh, we're going. We're saying look what you see. 307 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,840 And she said I went on a cruise and Norway was amazing. 308 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,600 I'm Sod was also a real bucket list thing and I don't ask her 309 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,000 beside Chris Hadfield, the Canadian out the moustache. 310 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's besides, and I said after 311 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,160 getting couple stories from people who would so like, oh, 312 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,400 there's a wonderful thing in the world. 313 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,000 And then it all happened and we saw the beautiful dance in the 314 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,840 sky. And I said, Chris, like an 315 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,800 idiot. I said, Chris, have you seen the 316 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,040 Northern Lights? And he goes, yes, I have. 317 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,920 Where were you? And he said I was on the arm of 318 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,840 the space shuttle at the time. And we flew through the Northern 319 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,040 Lights and I radioed down and they turned off the external 320 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,200 lights of the space shuttle. And we I floated through the 321 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,480 Northern Lights and it's like fuck you, fuck you. 322 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,160 And these nice women have rung in with their once in a lifetime 323 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,600 story. Are you absolutely rude? 324 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,440 Are we on a boat as you see it, guy? 325 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,400 I was in it. I was in it on the end of 326 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,960 without the most isolated man in history. 327 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,280 And I float into space like that fine. 328 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,280 Yeah. You. 329 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,160 I know him, all of him, because his new warm up for the Nolan 330 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,320 show. Oh yeah, did you? 331 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,160 Yeah, and deleted it. He was a gay pardon. 332 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,320 It was called Oh no, sorry, I mixed up with the Kelly Show. 333 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:01,200 The Kelly Show was called Deleteder in the industry. 334 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,400 Why? Because the team is that was the 335 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,920 thing. It was known as deleted in the 336 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,240 industry. Just amongst you an astronauts. 337 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,520 You get me in the the NASA in the space industry, I would say 338 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,840 have you done things and they were I've done the late, late 339 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,760 I've done deleted it and they go Oh yeah, deleted it is quite 340 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,440 good. They it's got no. 341 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,000 I never knew it was not and I met Jerry and he's never 342 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,840 mentioned. That I don't. 343 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,240 I'm going to be to him, I think. He doesn't like that it's known 344 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,520 as that. Yeah, I think it's very much in 345 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,320 the team in that within the team they call it deleted. 346 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,840 What he on this week on deleted. Oh right. 347 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,120 OK, yeah. Were you ever on deleted? 348 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,920 I was on today, Yeah, yes, God. And I was amazed just how, 349 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,000 because the doors open up and there's like 3 rows of audience, 350 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,800 I went, oh, I didn't know, I didn't know. 351 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:46,240 There's like 12 people here. And I was on with the blind 352 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,520 psychic. Now does anyone remember the 353 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,440 blind sidekick? I was one of northern islands 354 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,440 greatest gifts of the world. It was a blind psychic. 355 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,080 Her name I can't remember. It wasn't like Mary O'Neill or 356 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,080 something like that I could ever get. 357 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,240 And she was a blind woman who came to have psychic powers. 358 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,960 And she did a show in Edmond one year called The 6th Sense. 359 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,240 Not comedy. Not comedy, genuinely her doing 360 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,840 a psychic. Now, obviously, implicitly, that 361 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,280 is the sense of your blind pet. So it's the fifth sense. 362 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:21,600 It is the you can't but it and I and I think it's just if I'm 363 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,520 saying that because she traded on the fact that I can't see, 364 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,600 but I can see through the world right. 365 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,960 But Jerry Kelly said an absolutely brilliant thing 366 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960 because she did a thing on the show where she did a reading, a 367 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,880 cold reading of the audience that open with things like has 368 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,360 anyone here lost to Mary or actually where she said the and 369 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,600 then she moved on to Patrick after that. 370 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,720 Genuinely not. And then at the end, Jerry Kelly 371 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,600 and no, I've never heard another good went. 372 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,160 You got a lot of that wrong, didn't you? 373 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,280 And not enough people do that. Sidekicks. 374 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,600 But Jay was like. If you watch him closely, he's 375 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,200 doing a bit. Of that, yeah, totally. 376 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,800 God, what was her name? Sharon Needle, Sharon Neal. 377 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,680 That's a blind psychic. She's. 378 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,880 Still going down. Maybe after that she was like 379 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,359 Jerry. You've been caught out there. 380 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,280 But no, she went didn't Edinburgh with it as well at the 381 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,000 end she's around. Wild. 382 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:19,040 Because the other psychic, they won God, what's her name got to 383 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,160 see her with the blonde hair and the glasses she did the. 384 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,520 She cancelled the show once at the water frontology, unforeseen 385 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,000 circumstances and everybody wrote how possible. 386 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,760 She the Sally Sally. Oh my God. 387 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,880 Umm. Jesse Raphael. 388 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,560 Yeah, she looked like Sally. She had Sally. 389 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,560 Rooney, Morgan, Sally. Morgan Sally Morgan Sally Morgan 390 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,600 is Sally Morgan. The Sally Morgan had a the 391 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,160 waterfront. My finest job more than 392 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,320 waterfront is the lads of the waterfront told me that she's 393 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,840 on, she was almost the waterfront and the crowd weren't 394 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,480 going for it. And the crowds are taking the 395 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,520 piss like whatever, she's doing all this stuff and somebody goes 396 00:17:54,600 --> 00:18:01,040 and I'd like to speak to my mother and said the oh, when she 397 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:05,640 passed away, oh, she's not dead. They, they kept just going 398 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,480 because he's my dad. He did Nope, they kept doing 399 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,720 they. And I said, and I said yes, I 400 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,280 have lost my father and said, OK, well, I'm going to try to 401 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,640 find him. And then the woman, the odds 402 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,080 went, Oh no, I found him again. And they kept just doing this 403 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,720 too for the nightcloud there. So yeah. 404 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,880 So the Nolan Show. Sorry, you were you. 405 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,880 Serious politics, Yeah. And for for no reason at all, 406 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,320 those stand up warm up. You do 15 minutes of jokes to 407 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,400 people that did not want it. But once Chris Hadfield was a 408 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:41,640 guest in studio, in person, and there was a debate about that's. 409 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,600 Your first tick. That's your first. 410 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,320 Well, I did. I wouldn't even say I met him. 411 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,240 I would say he was there. But I didn't get to meet Chris 412 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:49,920 Hatfield. OK. 413 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,840 But he's there and very serious, obviously, to be a show. 414 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,520 They're talking about the Troubles, They're talking about 415 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,120 horrific things that have happened in punishment, beatings 416 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,080 and stuff like that. And they would always kind of 417 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,880 run out of time. So they would just about squeeze 418 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,600 the guest in. So Nolan's doing all this. 419 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,600 There's people on stage, people crying, people talking about 420 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,320 like how I'd have suffered so badly because the Troubles. 421 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,080 And Nolan literally just stopped the guy mid sentence talking 422 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,240 about like getting his leg blown off. 423 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,360 And Nolan's like, Chris what space like? 424 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,200 And Chris Alfield had like 3 minutes to be like, yeah, it's 425 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,080 great. And Nolan's like, and when you 426 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,040 look at when you're up there, you're looking down and 427 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,160 everything, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 428 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:31,480 It must be mad. And he wants them to go. 429 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,560 Please put all this in perspective and tell us what 430 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,360 it's like. Yeah, Make make our problems 431 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,360 seem small. You've seen the bigger view. 432 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,960 There was no transition. Yeah. 433 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,120 Who's the second astronaut you miss? 434 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:49,120 And God, one of the 12 who's like, I've met three of the of 435 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,240 who've walked in the moon. The Buzz alternate met as well. 436 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,960 Yeah, yeah. How did you what? 437 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,360 Was the key. It was ATV show but space that 438 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,000 used to host the BBC. This is why this is easy to. 439 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,960 Start. That makes you way more sense 440 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,480 struggling. With thinking that I just kept 441 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:12,000 bumping into like around go Oh my God, is that Charlie Duke of 442 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,560 Apollo 17? 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That's how I messed. 494 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,120 Do you say in your experience with astronauts, do you? 495 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,760 And that's not something I get to say to people. 496 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,800 No. Do do astronauts believe in 497 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,840 aliens, or are they really against that? 498 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,160 No. No. 499 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,680 No, God no. They're fine about it because 500 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,240 there is every chance as am I. The the somewhere out there, 501 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,800 there'll be some form of life. It might be only microbial near 502 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,240 us, but there'll be something out there. 503 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,360 The chances of it just being us in the vast expensive space are 504 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,840 are essentially 0. Just imagines, like Oxford, just 505 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,560 we P heads. Yeah, with this head, yeah, I 506 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,280 mean. All body the same P. 507 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:35,120 Heads I I think getting I just won't speculate on on the 508 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,360 nature, but there's not you know you can't you absolutely can't 509 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,040 realise but. There's a version of us. 510 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,600 There's all this. In infinite, in an intimate 511 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,800 universe where anything could have. 512 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,560 There has to be. There must be if it's infinite. 513 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,600 Yeah, they're give a type. Right, Unless it doesn't. 514 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,160 It'll make us would be. Yeah, yeah. 515 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,960 But now, OK, I mean we presume these monkeys and typewriters 516 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,960 and also with P heads the. The monkeys up there have P. 517 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,640 OK, they also P head. OK, regular sized typewriters. 518 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 519 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,440 The D, of course. Yeah. 520 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:07,440 Because obviously then yeah, you need that the OK we've we've I 521 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,560 think we've moved away from that. 522 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,840 What? Happens in space. 523 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,200 It does you do you vote the absolutely the why. 524 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,240 Why was that the of all the many things that have many mutations 525 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,560 that you could have gone with with a tiny head? 526 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:25,360 Or what about like no feet, No feet? 527 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,480 Yeah, no, no, yeah, it could be there could look all of this is 528 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,640 is up for grabs. Yeah, yeah, it's grab, but the. 529 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:36,200 And do it like are they do they just stay doing talks about 530 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,120 being an astronaut, yes Or do any of them just like let go 531 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,400 left field some? Of them get a bit woo and 532 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,080 because they've sat out, they've seen the they've seen space and 533 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,440 you know, seen the earth and it's in the context and they get 534 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,800 a bit mystical about the whole thing. 535 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,200 There's a couple of who've gotten that gone down that 536 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,120 route. Armstrong, the young song, 537 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,560 famously just went back to being a lecturer in the university and 538 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,240 essentially never didn't want to do chatters, but didn't want to 539 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,400 do that. 'D be a good way to shut the 540 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,520 class up. Yeah. 541 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,000 I mean, you are the you are the winner in that situation, like 542 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,240 always. What have you done with your 543 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,080 life? Yeah, but he never really went 544 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,560 on went on about it that much. Buzz Aldrin got set up who was a 545 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,760 good set up by like a hidden camera kind of thing. 546 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,040 Yeah, Buzz Aldrin punched a guy. But but did this guy kept coming 547 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,760 and going out? Why didn't you admit that it's 548 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,640 fake and you didn't really go there to buzz punch? 549 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,560 That's right in the face. Yeah, but there's not a lot of, 550 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,560 you know, people kind of are with Buzz on that and the guy 551 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,920 was being a bit of a prick like the. 552 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,680 And we do so both punched him in the face. 553 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,400 I've seen the footage of. Him. 554 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,120 Would you go to space? Yeah, I would. 555 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,560 Depending on the situation, I'm about four times the size of 556 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,800 every astronaut. What situation would you would 557 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,440 you doubt? Would you say no to? 558 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,240 I mean, eh, if Boeing made this, eh, made the space whatever, 559 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,000 like whatever and you're kicking the tyres. 560 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,320 Yeah, I know, I know. I mean, a lot of people have 561 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,520 dropped out. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people have 562 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,200 dropped out, but it's a but we still think, you know, that it's 563 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,440 worth going up there. Like the I don't know if it's 564 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,400 like a giant rubber band essentially. 565 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,040 It's set up like the that's doing this, like whatever it 566 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,760 depends I was doing. I mean, it's not a you know, 567 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,920 it's uncomfortable and and eh, an argument to properly go into 568 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,680 Duff that looping tail. I do that, but I wouldn't go 569 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,840 around saying I've been in space. 570 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,040 You know that one like the tourism. 571 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,200 Just experience if we. Just kind of go and you get 572 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,480 thing whatever you and do that. I've done the plane where they 573 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,600 do 30 seconds of weightlessness, that one where they do repeated 574 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,520 dips and loops. There's an aeroplane you can go 575 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,600 to in Florida. I think this is in Germany as 576 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,720 well. But there's definitely, there's 577 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,040 a couple companies in Florida and the plane, they use it for 578 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,240 train assets, they use it for testing. 579 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,840 These are for 0G and the plane does those a parabolic dive. 580 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:48,120 So basically it falls at a freefall speed control freefall. 581 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,560 So you no. No. 582 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,360 No, no, you're allowed. You know, float around. 583 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,840 You're allowed. Oh yeah, that would be. 584 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,880 There'll be no point in you. Being Yeah. 585 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,240 You could say you've been in zero gravity, but you you 586 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,400 haven't experienced it if you. Yeah, it'd be like if they said, 587 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,960 look, this train will bring it to the Rockies, but we've 588 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,560 blacked all the windows so you can't see. 589 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,160 It So what did you do when you were floating about? 590 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,440 Well, I was supposed to do for a show, so I was talking to a 591 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,520 camera and stuff like that, but I was, I was floating about the 592 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,800 mainly you get 30 seconds floating about and then the 593 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,080 plane quickly goes up because it has to, you know, goes up and 594 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,480 down. But then you had to do a link to 595 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,960 camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 596 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,320 And actually our producer, there's a camera was a producer 597 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,880 and the producer, but really exciting producer turned out to 598 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,720 be one of these people at the minute it starts, she got 599 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,360 violently nauseous and just had to sit down and couldn't go do 600 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,480 it at all. And and some people just 601 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,680 switches immediately the minute the thing goes. 602 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,600 There was a guy that we saw one stage during the 0G bit, I 603 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,960 think, think floated passes and was only after they found out 604 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,440 that it was a guy who would who'd vomited all over his 605 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,160 experiment and was just immediately his ears where his 606 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,400 ear in a raisement. No, no, no, everything, 607 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,320 everything out is awful. And they curl you into a ball in 608 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,520 0G like you, just like in a foetal position. 609 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,080 And they pick you up and they float you down the plane and 610 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,240 through the back of the pain, catches you and puts you in a 611 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,280 chair. That's how they deal with you. 612 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,200 Did you feel like a baby doing that? 613 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,040 I didn't do it. I didn't have to do it. 614 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,080 I was doing the floating part. Yeah, we know. 615 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,560 Did they threw you? Did they put you in a ball? 616 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,240 No, I didn't get because I wasn't one who's ill, but the 617 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,600 person was ill because they. Because that happened to them. 618 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,760 Yet and said, oh Christ, you're going to be no use here. 619 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,880 We're going to strap you to a chair and you can just going to 620 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,600 sit this out. And so they curled him into a 621 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,280 ball and pushed him down the plane. 622 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,480 And that's so down the plane. Emasculating. 623 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,960 It is hugely because afterwards he was all he was standing there 624 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,840 and he's the only he's he's we're all in jumpsuits with the 625 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:38,040 and his was just vomit all over the front for like when he 626 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,320 looked really looked really unhappy with yeah, so yeah, but 627 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,560 it was a it was amazing. It was actually amazing. 628 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,600 You've. Been to space. 629 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,880 I wouldn't have been space. No, no, that. 630 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,240 Yeah, yeah. No, it's not. 631 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,960 That's you've been more to space than I have. 632 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,960 Yeah, but I've actually not because I've done, I've done 0G 633 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,720 for like about 7 minutes of 0G. But umm, but it wasn't, it was 634 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,080 an aeroplane that was relatively quite low. 635 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,320 The one you don't do is you don't look at the window during 636 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,040 the thing because the wings, the aeroplane bend up and then bend 637 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,600 down really violently, right? And it's like you don't. 638 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,160 But then what if you look at the window at you just do EP here. 639 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:17,400 Yeah, just does this, except you couldn't say it except I feel I 640 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,080 should repeat this. You're not in space. 641 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,880 They did that. But you're near it. 642 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,360 You're. At the edge of the Earths 643 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,000 atmosphere. No, you know you're even that 644 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,200 high. You're no higher than a normal 645 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,040 plane. You're just behaving in a weird 646 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,280 way. It's like I'm look really want 647 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,160 to distance myself many plane but I've been in space. 648 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,680 I did a cool thing, but it wasn't that cool. 649 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,880 Thing. No, that is cool. 650 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,920 He was. He was nice, yeah. 651 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,480 Speaking of, I was telling you before the record, the only 652 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,920 conversation we did have, yeah, was I told you I just been to 653 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,920 see Simply Red because we were talking about. 654 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaking things are equally. Cool to you being an astronaut, 655 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,920 but I described Mechnos as a cool guy my third time. 656 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,560 Me and my dad have been to see Simply Red. 657 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,680 And that's so too, I mean, I get I get one time, I get one time 658 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,800 because somebody bought tickets, they couldn't find a home for 659 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,960 them. And they said in the last was 660 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,440 730 said they want to go and you go out. 661 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,440 Look, I've got nothing else on. That's the chain of events that 662 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,640 would lead to me seeing simply red. 663 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,360 They I look, they even have there's a buffet. 664 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,320 There's there's a chances like there's a finger food thing as 665 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,040 well. So you could go just for that. 666 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,600 Like whatever, it's grand. There's a couple 3. 667 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,520 There's two glasses of champagne thrown in with it though. 668 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,880 That's good thing. Do you think it's crazier that 669 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,160 I've seen Simply Red 3? Sometimes you've met 6 670 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,920 astronauts. I get you weren't doing a 671 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,120 television show about seeing Simply Red, yes. 672 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,040 So which would which would make more sense? 673 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,200 But. If anyone's going to do the 674 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,640 travel. Documentary in which you 675 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,240 obsessively go and see simply Red in various cultures and you 676 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,280 talk to people in various. I can see it like whatever, it's 677 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,480 grand and here you are in Peru talking to people what is Simply 678 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,320 red? Do you like whatever they're and 679 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,840 they're playing on the pan pipes that simply. 680 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,120 Red on the palm pipes if you don't know me by now in the 681 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,000 panic exactly could carry that off. 682 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,480 Oh, he. Would he look? 683 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,160 He's got great pipes and stuff. That's so you've always said 684 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,680 like. You you'll admit that. 685 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,560 Oh, no, I know. Look, look, he's a fine singer 686 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,160 and and there are songs there is like, you know, I like, but 687 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,200 like, it's just, yeah, to have gone three times feels. 688 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,200 Do you think I've developed Stockholm syndrome with Michael? 689 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,520 No, but look, Michael had some because Michael was famously 690 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,440 slept with like 7000 women or something, these numbers. 691 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,000 Cool guy. I just told you he's a cool guy. 692 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,200 You said that's not cool. I. 693 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,760 Don't know, I'm not saying that that's not cool, although it's 694 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,800 possibly various and just slightly cry for help, eh 695 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,200 element of that say it's like whatever, but it's a cry for 696 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,960 we'd all like to possibly we'd all like to be able to think we 697 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,920 could do you know, you know, we just didn't need to you know, 698 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,400 it's gone because I was in a stable ratio. 699 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,440 Otherwise I would have also slept with 7000 women over the 700 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,560 last 20 years and. Had orange red box. 701 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,040 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's got, I mean, the 702 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,840 thing I often say to my wife, it was you. 703 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,560 Would you? What if you got the go up in 704 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,640 space? What if, like Richard Branson 705 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,920 said, I want let's go for a month? 706 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,080 For a month. But far away, it's far away. 707 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,520 It takes time to get there, but Mccutnel is going to become with 708 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,560 us. Is that a situation where you 709 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,840 that would be? Awkward that would be in a 710 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,480 confined space that make you know, just every morning wait 711 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,880 just him is waiting out of the shower. 712 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,360 That was me. It was me singing holding my 713 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,600 ears from behind a shower door while I'm waiting to go in. 714 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,200 I'm waiting outside the bathroom and make it and just sing it to 715 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,240 himself. The yeah, that I think that was. 716 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,480 But he's brilliant, he's brilliant. 717 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:35,240 Oh, look, I'm not going to be down because then it's very easy 718 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,560 to be, you know, they're not cool about these things. 719 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,320 Everything I just don't, I think three times feels like. 720 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,760 I'll be honest, the tickets, it was £75 and he was saying 721 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,000 money's too tight dimension. I think the general consensus 722 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:54,760 was it is not yeah, after £75, see you go and see like a big 723 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,760 music. There used to be like I feel 724 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,440 like a standard concert price, Yeah. 725 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,280 And now some take some like 90 quid £95. 726 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,280 I paid hundreds of pounds to see Madonna last year. 727 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,840 The and and my wife was ill on the day she goes, I don't know 728 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,360 if I can make this. And I said we'll go for a little 729 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,240 bit of it and then she will duck out just before the end. 730 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,560 Yeah. And get before you. 731 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,800 Know you'd be doing that anyway, surely? 732 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,640 No, I know what you stayed at the end. 733 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,440 I would say why? Because it says the end. 734 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,200 Why would I? What you think in every concert 735 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,440 you go, what have you missed? What have you missed and simply 736 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,520 read the three times that you've that you've bailed on? 737 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:36,560 It I am, I usually try and get the set list before and then 738 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,760 I'll see if there's a song maybe towards the end I could do 739 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,080 without. I had the four goal fairground. 740 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,400 Oh my gosh, that's the only good one they've got. 741 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,320 That's like it off the upbeat one, like whatever. 742 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,920 And then the yeah, yeah, that's all right. 743 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,800 I that one I'd I listen to. But does he not do as much as he 744 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,680 mentions in the set? Is it then the God yet? 745 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,600 He was doing a walk throughout the years and then he'd the only 746 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,680 bad part of it was eat. Sad part was like he was doing a 747 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,560 song and you know, he'd be like this, this was in he's taking 748 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,560 you. There he goes, it's 1992. 749 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,840 You know, when he sort of he's taking us through a journey 750 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,320 through time and space really space in between him starting 751 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,800 music and then to know basically. 752 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,440 But then he has a song and he'll be like, I wrote this song with 753 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,600 whoever and he's like who's sadly no longer with us. 754 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,480 Then the second song he goes, this was the song I wrote with 755 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,400 someone who's no longer with us and then he acknowledged it. 756 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,560 He was like, this kind of is the RIP section and it was just him 757 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,639 talking about their guys that he written songs. 758 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,440 Yeah, that was the downside of it. 759 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,120 But then I think he he kicked in with like, if you don't normally 760 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,480 buy now or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 761 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,920 You know, they're like people going again. 762 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,040 Wow. OK, Yeah. 763 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,360 How much did you pay for Madonna ticket? 764 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,280 Hundreds of pounds, I think. I think it was. 765 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,639 It was. So you stayed at the end? 766 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,440 I get. I get up. 767 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,920 No. No, I would have said to the 768 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,440 end, but my wife was there. We thought we'll get out. 769 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,560 We leave and and get up to the tube. 770 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,960 This is in the O2 to the tube, but Madonna doesn't come on 771 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,360 stage for but I'm supposed to come on stage at 8. 772 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,640 Whatever. Madonna comes to stage an hour 773 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,760 and a half later. Do you think people because this 774 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,720 is such a common thing with like big music stars. 775 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,760 Oh, they were what time are they actually going to Yeah, but 776 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,920 yeah. Do you think that is like a par 777 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,760 move that they do to get people talking about their concept I. 778 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,280 Don't know why you do it and from somebody who is, who was on 779 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,120 stage, but I'm like, I'm not saying bang on 8:00, like 780 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,160 whatever. I there's a moment where they 781 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,280 come in the knock on the door and say, OK, we've got clearance 782 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,840 front house clearance, which is a phrase I presume they still 783 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,920 use from Madonna. Madonna, we've got front of 784 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,680 house clearance, everything in their seats. 785 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,520 They're all back from the jacks. They're ready for you at the 786 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,480 end. And Madonna then goes time to 787 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,600 start a Netflix documentary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 788 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,360 Yeah, and then sits for an hour and a half because you'd go off 789 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,280 the boy like I mean, I take a minute to have a like the the 790 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:54,120 the have the pre show. We look at myself in the mirror. 791 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,360 2 slaps in the face all. At the same time. 792 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,680 No lad out, he's doing his business. 793 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:04,080 Slap in the face. Very few of the show the stage 794 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,560 of the work have a mirror directly over the toilet so I 795 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,040 can. Put once they get my right or 796 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,720 they do, yeah. I bring one, it's the only it's. 797 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,840 A two way murder. As well, Which is. 798 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,160 Yeah. And actually there's a police 799 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,040 kind of examined, like somebody been questioned for a crime on 800 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,680 the other side. Well, I'm urinating and slapping 801 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:26,080 my death in the face, Yeah. But like, I just don't get that 802 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,080 because especially at Madonna's age, I'm going surely you want 803 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,840 an early night? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 804 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,080 Because. She'll be up there, like, by the 805 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,640 time she's out of there, it might be near midnight. 806 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,200 Yeah, but and also your audience wants an early night as well. 807 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,720 Your audience aren't are with the best in the world. 808 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,920 We like I'm 53 going to a Madonna concert like the. 809 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,520 And it was it was that kind of generation of people who were 810 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,200 there, like the. Yeah. 811 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,400 So, you know, we would like you to wrap this up. 812 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,000 Yeah, like at some point. At simply read there was oh, I 813 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,360 can't very few security and I was like as I I feel like this 814 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,720 is the night where you probably could tell the security staff 815 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:02,040 like they might not be needed. If you told the crowd, could you 816 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,160 look after that yet? They know. 817 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,400 Yeah, we will. We'll be fine. 818 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,200 Now, once this mosh pit starts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 819 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,760 It's really going to kick off for. 820 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,200 But it was it was one of I wouldn't have thought was your 821 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,120 Madonna, like that's your, that's your one where you go? 822 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,320 Because I was, it was Rolling Stone to Crow Park. 823 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,880 I was like, I'll pay whatever for these. 824 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,080 Yeah, whatever, because I need to see this. 825 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,960 It was it was sort of a bit on a whim. 826 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,480 The the Madonna thing the and I do like Madonna, but the but it 827 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,960 wouldn't Prince would have been the one that I would have shut 828 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:32,240 out properly for the and I would thought Prince wants to the 829 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,600 charity gig in London. That was via somebody was a 830 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,000 promoter. So they gone through loads of us 831 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,280 to go and there's a comics and we're all scattered around the 832 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,240 room. And I remember Sean Locke was 833 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,040 there and but I remember Ramesh Ranganathan was there sitting 834 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,560 downstairs looking at it with this weird looking face. 835 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,400 I remember eating after going God, you must you really don't 836 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,680 like Prince dear. So what do you mean? 837 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,120 Said you just had this frozen look in your face staring angry 838 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:55,600 at him. He said. 839 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,520 I was I was so amazed he was there that he just stood. 840 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,640 He's in the room. Yeah, I just said he was like a 841 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,280 matter of feet away. But Prince walked out, played 842 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,840 Purple Rain to open the gig and then said I'm now going to pay 843 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,280 12 number ones and then we'll see what we do then. 844 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,440 And then just hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. 845 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,040 The crazy thing is after, and I'm a big Prince fan, but after 846 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,040 11 of those number of ones I'd have been like right guys? 847 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,200 Sorry mate. But I gotta be, I gotta be the 848 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,760 Russia like at this point. He got second-half wasn't he got 849 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,320 into his guitar stuff after that like an award? 850 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,280 But that's it. Was it like an intimate show? 851 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,600 Yeah, it was in Coco. It was like in the same time as 852 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,680 Zoom, as the ground opera here, like whatever that's in the 853 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,640 room, like whatever. And it was just like, this is 854 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,560 insane. Like the yes. 855 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,800 Beautiful little man. Oh. 856 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,920 Stop it. He's finest. 857 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,200 Like whatever. And he would just go to the 858 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,160 keyboard and play the opening riff from things like whatever, 859 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,840 the open myth from like the open 3 seconds to girls and boys and 860 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,120 they go and then move on to something else. 861 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,760 And then Mr Matt. Yeah. 862 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,680 And he would just play and he would just go like EastEnders. 863 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,680 Yeah. In the middle of it all, I go 864 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,720 Really. Like, that's yours. 865 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,800 Yeah, that's fine. Like, like Niall Rogers going. 866 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,320 You know, I actually wrote. I also wrote the theme to 867 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,160 Mastermind. Whatever. 868 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,400 Like you go. I suppose you didn't. 869 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,000 I'll do everything else. They, you know, these people who 870 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:05,760 do. Yeah. 871 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,240 But. But it was it was remarkable. 872 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,080 Anyway, Madonna started the show an hour and a half early, so we 873 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,480 only got about an hour and 20 of the show before we had to bail 874 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,120 the. I mean, on on Prince, you have 875 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,280 to be that good to wear that gear and people still think 876 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,680 you're cool. Like he can't, you can't be like 877 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,240 not brilliant and wear those really like purple suits and. 878 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,200 A little Blair, little bullfighter jackets, that was, 879 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,000 that was the stuff when I came in, only whatever the we did 880 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,240 little buttons up the side. Yeah. 881 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,720 You ever thought about that or anything? 882 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,760 From stage. Never. 883 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,600 I, you know, I it's underneath the suit. 884 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,240 Yeah. So I know it's there. 885 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,880 And it gives me the hidden confidence. 886 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,840 Yeah. That at any moment I could just 887 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,560 spin on my tiny Cuban heels. Yeah. 888 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,840 And then do a split back up again. 889 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,600 And they were going. What was that like? 890 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,760 It happened so fast. It would happen so fast. 891 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,080 You go and then. No, that can't be. 892 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,200 That can't be the case. Yeah. 893 00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:00,040 The first I remember the first time I saw you on TV, the first 894 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,560 stand up bit I think of yours that I stuck and I was like. 895 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,560 Repeatedly watched that bit was a bit you did about a terrorist 896 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,440 attack on a miniature. Really. 897 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,840 On the railways that Yeah, the York model railway station, the 898 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,280 I. Don't live at the Apollo. 899 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,960 It was on live at the Oh, yes, it was. 900 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,320 Yeah, it was back in the live Apollo. 901 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,760 They gave you half an hour. They Yeah, there was one guest 902 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,360 in each show. And Jack, do you come on to 10 903 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,240 minutes and they bring somebody out and you do have and you 904 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,960 probably get 20 to 25 minutes. I would be broadcast to it. 905 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,280 So it's like this proper? Now it's probably what, like 7 906 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,520 or 10? Minutes or something or 10 907 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,960 minutes maybe. Yeah, it's got but it was like a 908 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,600 full here you go. Here's a here is absolutely this 909 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,880 person, and here's an intro to them like the. 910 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:41,080 And that was probably the era of Live at the Apollo and shows 911 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,680 like that where you probably noticed what you can tell me. 912 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,160 But like, if you had a show on tour or something, everybody was 913 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,880 watching that. Yeah, everybody was in their 914 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,200 homes watching that. So let's say you almost like 915 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,800 instantly saw like a bump in seals for a thing you were doing 916 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,320 or whatever. It was like the big it was like 917 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,360 it was like, I don't think that doesn't exist now, because now 918 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,520 with some war of attrition, we have to post of 40 million times 919 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,080 to get any kind of traction with the public. 920 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,280 The it's that you went on Parkinson or you did live with 921 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,040 the Apollo and there was like here you are. 922 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,320 We are now introducing to you the new faces that you're going 923 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,360 to be. And they're like people go, oh, 924 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,440 OK, If you've got a line that landed on one of those, then 925 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,240 you're you're fine. Because it was that, and I think 926 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,280 I started watching the panel and maybe the last year or two, the 927 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,360 panel that like with hindsight, feels like almost like a 928 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,640 podcast. The panel, yeah. 929 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,080 It was, I suppose. Yeah, absolutely. 930 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,040 Because it was. Except. 931 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,880 Except we got paid for it. Yeah. 932 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,720 It's an exciting concept that has been sidestepped. 933 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,160 We'll give you a wee box of our. Oh, yeah, yeah. 934 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,640 We don't have to do anything. You don't drink tea, coffee. 935 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,400 That's fine. Yeah. 936 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,040 Which I want to get into you on that I want. 937 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,680 To on the tea coffee thing Yeah, OK. 938 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,840 Do you want will be a short? Circuit that and then I just 939 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,320 wonder if you're not because I messaged you before this, I said 940 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,040 would you like a tea or coffee? And you said you're not a tea or 941 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,160 coffee man. No, don't drink it. 942 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,160 So I'm thinking at the end of the night you get in, you've 943 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,240 done a bit of work, you put the feet up, you turn the TV on. 944 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,640 What do you do? What are you doing? 945 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,640 What are you like? You have like. 946 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,560 Continue to watch TV but. What are you drinking? 947 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:18,360 You have an accordion or. Yeah, maybe, or I'll have a real 948 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,600 off drink or something. But what if you just want one of 949 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,800 those? Been a long day. 950 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,920 I have all of those emotions are those normal human emotions, and 951 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,960 I think I deal with them absolutely fine without it 952 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,840 having to be. Coffee is bitter. 953 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,520 Umm, I really you know. Sounds like you're better about 954 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,200 coffee. I'm OK with it being, but you 955 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,160 can't deny that there's a there's a kind of an accurate 956 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,600 tank to cover that. There's a kind of there's. 957 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,000 Something there? Yeah, it is. 958 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,400 It's like. What about P? 959 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,880 No, no. Are you saying you'll be like a 960 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,520 long day? I just want to have a like on a 961 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,160 Sunday night. You might go right. 962 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,360 I'm settling down to watch a show and you have a right Bina. 963 00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:02,200 There's no context in which I'm going God, if only I drank tea 964 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,520 now are. You telling me you don't mind 965 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,280 with an unbongo? Yeah, you don't have it doesn't. 966 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,040 It's like I don't drink tea. So therefore I'm a 7 year old. 967 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:16,240 It's like it's not like I got my my taste got frozen at some 968 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,520 early age. I'll turn to my wife or my three 969 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,640 children and go, can I have a can I have a lollipop? 970 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,840 Now there's a lollipop time. Someone get daddy a little. 971 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,360 Yeah, I was in trouble. I want the tropical taste. 972 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,600 I want. Yeah, the eh, I go to a lot of 973 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,760 eh, Coke Zero. OK, yeah, but not I wouldn't, I 974 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,160 wouldn't you? Don't have a problem. 975 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,400 I don't have a problem, No, no more than, but no. 976 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,840 Do you not as well? Do you know when, say, let's 977 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,800 pick a round out? You know when you're sitting 978 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,080 down. On a Sunday night. 979 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,240 On a on a Tuesday afternoon and and you're there going oh, might 980 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,760 have a read of the paper. I might, I might I'm a flick to 981 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,000 me, me, me scroll through some stuff like whatever. 982 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,760 Oh, and then your hand doesn't have a nice cold cabinet. 983 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,240 What's what's going on there? You'll. 984 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,160 Never see me. Which is your hand on Sunday 985 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,600 night? Does your hand feel really hot? 986 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,840 Does not feel naturally hot not to have a cold cannon it like 987 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,400 the yes card and you can't do this with the like you can't rub 988 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,040 it across your fart and cool yourself. 989 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,480 Does that like how do you live? How does that even survive 990 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,600 without that? Like whatever, I know you're not 991 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,680 feeling the fizziness, the bubbles just in your mouth and 992 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,600 into your nose. I put my teeth through a soda. 993 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:30,560 String it. Just settles me like. 994 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,640 Yeah, I'm. I'm settling. 995 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,960 I haven't. You thought you were going to 996 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,480 say something and I'm going, you see, right. 997 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,640 For the last 53 years, I felt unsettled. 998 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,760 I felt, I've always wondered what that was. 999 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,560 I've always wondered when I sat on a Sunday, I'd be like, oh, I 1000 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,560 can't watch this. I can't watch. 1001 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,440 I can't watch it. And I was going, yes, please sit 1002 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,400 to sit. Can we not just sit like normal 1003 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,520 people? I go, no, I can't. 1004 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:52,760 I can't settle. I can't settle what? 1005 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,000 I think it is. Settle. 1006 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,280 I think you were doing my accent for a second there and I think 1007 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,480 it got a wee bit Asian at a point. 1008 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,440 As well. OK, no, it wasn't. 1009 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,280 It was me being unsettled. That was that was honestly, I 1010 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,920 wasn't doing so, I think. I wasn't. 1011 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,840 I think that's what it is. I think you think you're 1012 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,760 settled, but you know when. Like you've been on a plane. 1013 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,920 Then a day later you yawn a bit and your ears pop, but you don't 1014 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,720 know that they didn't know they need to pop all. 1015 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:19,240 The time they've been unpopped. So you think that they that I 1016 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,480 have been listening to a muted reality for 53 years now, but 1017 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,600 the metaphorically. Yeah. 1018 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:31,600 OK, so you're allowing me the cordial years, but then at the 1019 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,920 point where I should have transitioned, I should have put 1020 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,040 away childish things I didn't. And since then I have been 1021 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,600 hearing everything just with the dial slightly turned down like 1022 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,160 whatever. They've never fully been able to 1023 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,440 relax. Also, The Cordial Year is one of 1024 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:50,160 my favourite Simply Red album. Yeah, he did many of his best 1025 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,560 writing, writing at the end during the cordial year. 1026 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,960 Yeah, the. No, I don't feel any need for 1027 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,520 it. I find alien and weird. 1028 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,680 Good luck to you. Yeah, you're not the first to 1029 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,160 have tried. Yes, it's a genuine problem in 1030 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,360 the relationship I have, which is generally working OK as a 1031 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,760 relationship as we said, but the boss. 1032 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,320 But could only be improved. Would be improved if if I felt 1033 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,040 the urge to have a cup of tea and therefore empathically went. 1034 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,640 I bet my wife would also like a cup of tea right now while I'm 1035 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,720 making a cup of tea, why don't I make her a cup of tea? 1036 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,800 Whereas I don't have any desire to have a cup of tea or go 1037 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,400 anywhere near the kettle and so therefore it never crosses. 1038 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,600 You don't make her tea. I can't when she asked to make 1039 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,320 her tea, but I don't, I don't know when because, you know, I'm 1040 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,640 worried that I would artificially and then she'd be 1041 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,400 going. I'm on the toilet and I'm like 1042 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,920 pushing a cup of tea. And I said. 1043 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,280 You wake her up in the middle of the night. 1044 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,880 Tea, tea and I just and the tea is going no, not not now. 1045 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,920 Yeah, not like I mean, we're mid coitus and I just introduces 1046 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,240 between us. I go Gee. 1047 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,240 Hey, now you're talking. Yeah, sounds great. 1048 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,760 Yeah. She's going no, no, when she's 1049 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,600 patting this, stroking this back in my face. 1050 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:03,080 No, no, no, no. Maybe now maybe does that and 1051 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,760 that's why he's had sex with so many women, because halfway 1052 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,880 through he'll offer your cup. Could you imagine, though, if 1053 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,640 you went to bed with Nick Mchognell? 1054 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:13,320 Yes. And then, okay, okay, OK, but 1055 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,120 there's more to it than that. Obviously. 1056 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,680 Take that moment, take and enjoy that, the reverie. 1057 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,240 But also, but could you imagine if you had the night before and 1058 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,600 people say, look, how was it? And you go, he didn't give me a 1059 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,840 cup of tea. And it goes, oh, did he not? 1060 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,160 Oh, no, maybe, yeah, maybe just some women. 1061 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,040 Midway through, he paused and went, you're a cup of tea, girl. 1062 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,480 And then and here they have a cup of tea yourself at the end. 1063 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,040 But not everyone gets that. No, no, I don't think so. 1064 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,520 I think they would. I think they'll probably, you 1065 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,720 know, I think it would be difficult to arrive at 1066 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:48,480 completion and I would even. We can make hope now and all of 1067 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,400 his skills if if you're thinking going, I didn't get a cup of 1068 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,000 tea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1069 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,720 I don't think. But the panel was great. 1070 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,000 Like I yeah, yeah. Panel was the panel was panel 1071 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,280 was an absolute delight for him to do. 1072 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,120 It feels like it, like looking on it. 1073 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:07,200 And I was like huge comics, huge Irish comics sitting around. 1074 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,960 And it was so because it was obviously like studio audience 1075 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,160 and that kind of thing. But it was such like a casual 1076 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:19,080 discussion and and you, you know, you hosted it, but it was, 1077 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,480 but you're part of it as well. You know, it's not like people 1078 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,800 were being interviewed. And even when Gas came on, I 1079 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,880 only got maybe the last year or two of it when I started 1080 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,000 watching it, but it just felt so like relaxed. 1081 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,680 And I wondered like, why, why that stopped and why that 1082 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,240 something like that hasn't come back on eh? 1083 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,640 It's interesting why, why, why they went to a few years of it. 1084 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,360 Not quite. I left it but refused for it 1085 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,240 ended and then it was went to various different things. 1086 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,880 I know it's sort of because I brought it over. 1087 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,880 I didn't. It's an Australian show and I 1088 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,520 did a few times in Australia. I went, oh, this is lovely. 1089 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,480 This would just work in Ireland and I brought over and said 1090 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,320 we've got to do this and it was repeatedly turned down. 1091 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,520 My, it's my absolute favourite, eh, showbiz story of all time 1092 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,320 that I once sent in a tape of the panel two week commissioning 1093 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,560 editor for entertainment in RTE and said this is the show enough 1094 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,320 to do because they're going oh, look, you seem to be doing a lot 1095 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,600 of stuff. We'd love to do something with 1096 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,600 you. I said, this is the show enough 1097 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,360 to do. It's really just straight chat. 1098 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,040 Lovely easy show to do This show, which we all know went 1099 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,520 went on for years and years ago. I said this show like to do and 1100 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,320 he watched the tape of the show they've done and then rang back 1101 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,440 and said, oh, I didn't know. He says, I mean, does an Irish 1102 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,480 audience want to hear about the Australian Prime Minister and 1103 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,680 about Aussie Rules football Genuine? 1104 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,480 I said no, we don't. We don't do the topics. 1105 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:37,240 We do Irish topics. And he genuinely thought we're 1106 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,520 just going to come over and go what about that Aussie Rules 1107 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,200 last night? That was amazing, was. 1108 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,280 Like people don't want Neil Delamere in an Australian 1109 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,640 accent, yeah. Talking with Geelong, yeah. 1110 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,760 And you know what incredible thing that you know, what 1111 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,480 amazing things have happened on the Great Barrier Reef. 1112 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,640 But it was it was he could not, did not realise it was. 1113 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,040 It was just, you know, we take the format and then do that 1114 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,600 here, but. When you did bring that show 1115 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,600 over from Australia, how did you get through customs? 1116 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,200 Yeah, yeah. Well, I didn't hide any fruit 1117 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,840 within it. It was. 1118 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,160 And then they eventually didn't went, it went really, really 1119 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,160 well. But it was, it was. 1120 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,640 We didn't do it in the studio in RTE because I hate studios in 1121 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,800 RTE and it was very difficult. So we used to do theatres and we 1122 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,400 used to put the cameras behind the audience. 1123 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,800 Yeah, which I, that's the name. So the audience were right in 1124 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,360 front of us as it's just, it's like a theatre gig comedy show. 1125 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,520 And at the back of the room there's cameras, cameras, 1126 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,280 cameras, cameras. So they used to do all because 1127 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,200 they can fucking zoom in and then we go to do mock the week 1128 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,920 in which there's a 40 foot gap, but enough and nine cameras 1129 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,640 there and you kind of go and this is really weird. 1130 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,800 This works really better. And it was always really because 1131 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,240 I did the same time as mock the week and mock the week was 1132 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:44,480 properly a you know, produced do jokes on this topic, then do 1133 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,800 jokes on this topic and then he'll come and did and it was 1134 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,280 all very much worked out, you know, by because the producer 1135 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,600 wanted total control of it, whereas the pan you go then 1136 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,720 Monday to the panel. The panel was just like we would 1137 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,080 literally sit down with people. Myself and Colin Neil would sit 1138 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,640 down and and whoever Andrew or Ed, whatever. 1139 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,000 And we go, we read to 13 users and go, does any event on that? 1140 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:02,920 Do you have any interest in that? 1141 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,360 And they go, no, we go, my God. And if it was, it doesn't matter 1142 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,160 how good or big the story was. But if something people went, Oh 1143 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,320 no, I might have something that you do a couple of ticks and and 1144 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,440 the stuff that get the most ticks, we go, yeah, let's do 1145 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,720 this, this, this and this. So it's what we were interested 1146 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,640 in talking about. So we just automatically also, 1147 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,600 there's a touch of if you stick people in our job in front of an 1148 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,880 audience, you don't have to find it in advance. 1149 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,640 God, you're going to say something like it was always is 1150 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,520 always implicitly even mocked it for years or kind of I've got 1151 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,080 some ready like you go, you know, I'm not going to sit there 1152 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,040 with nothing and like, what are you going to do? 1153 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,040 I'm going to go. I got the cheque. 1154 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,560 I don't care. I'm going to sit here in total 1155 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,120 silence in the TV studio just staring at the recording. 1156 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,720 Nothing like whatever. Yeah, it's I'm absolutely going 1157 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,520 to want to be good in front of these people. 1158 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,720 The so. So it was all just very loose 1159 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,840 and very so. One, so you're doing those at 1160 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,520 the same time. So one was very casual. 1161 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,040 Where the other ultra worked out and do the. 1162 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,760 The one that Ultra worked out loosened up a lot over the 1163 00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,440 years, and so by the end of the show it had more of the DNA, the 1164 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,320 power, more of that. Kind is that just build you 1165 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,800 building up trust? Yeah, and we and then allow me 1166 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,200 to expand the bits where and they took a lot of the contrived 1167 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,520 games out of it, like whatever it became basically two blocks 1168 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,040 of chat and then it became very, very loose and much more 1169 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,760 enjoyable to do. But at the start it was bang, 1170 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,920 bang, bang, bang, bang. And then you'd go off to Ireland 1171 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:20,240 and have this ramp rack of loose just really like over this, you 1172 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,320 know, And then the guests would come in and we just shunt the 1173 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,280 chairs up and they side and beside us like the and you know, 1174 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,240 we chat away like whatever the. When you shot them mock the week 1175 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:32,080 panel or pilot, Sorry, did you know that that was, I mean, what 1176 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,880 a wild episode if you shot the panel. 1177 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,160 Yeah. Oh wow. 1178 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,640 They're on polar bear suits. Yeah, I'm like, I'm just as a 1179 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,480 kind of like I'm finished with this show now, so I shoot Colin 1180 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,880 and meal and then and then start the BBC show. 1181 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,960 Yeah, It what? You weren't required to be that 1182 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,600 brutal about it. Like, yeah, you're allowed to be 1183 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,320 like, whatever, I mean. They said would you be willing 1184 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,960 to do? How much do you want this gig? 1185 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,240 Yeah, I would be. Willing. 1186 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:55,120 I want you to renounce. Renounce your previous life. 1187 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want you to, you know, 1188 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,520 and and like, like a McCarthy trial of 1950s communism. 1189 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,680 I want you to, I want you to basically give evidence against 1190 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,400 Colin Murphy and Delaware. So they spend a long time in 1191 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,240 gaol and then you go on to greatest success. 1192 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,040 Yeah. It's it's yeah, it's been, it's 1193 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,600 been awkward. I feel guilty about that. 1194 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,080 Yeah. You know, but they and they were 1195 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,560 forcing to exile to the blame. Which is essentially. 1196 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,880 Which I, by the way, called the panel for years. 1197 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,600 I'm sure they love that they love. 1198 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,320 They love really, really appreciative of the work that 1199 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,280 they were. Doing so that was like their 1200 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,240 house almost. Yeah, it was great. 1201 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,680 You can you can do. This. 1202 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,160 They're exiled there and they're like, yeah. 1203 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,240 Yeah. And did you when you like shot 1204 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,920 the first mark the week? Did you know then did you go, 1205 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,960 this is going to be great, could you have seen it? 1206 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,440 And you frankly was very good. And that he was, he was going to 1207 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,160 be, he's going to impress, eh? I told you, I thought there was 1208 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,880 so many rounds and it was all very awkward. 1209 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,320 And weirdly, it was eh, we and then the first series actually, 1210 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,920 we're going to do our last one and it was the day of the bomb 1211 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:59,520 77 bomb in London the and so we had to cancel it and do a 1212 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,600 compilations. That's the whole thing was very 1213 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,520 weird and rocky and I don't know why it's settled in, but there 1214 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,000 was a point where there's a point where I had to do very 1215 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,280 little on the show and it got really used to get really 1216 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,200 irritate me because I was like, I'm not even. 1217 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,400 And then the guys got and I do these off the cuff things and I 1218 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,520 go there. You can put on the show, he 1219 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,280 said, and we'll put on the compilation, be funding the 1220 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,320 compilation and go, you know, I'd like to actually be in the 1221 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,920 show doing something whatever, because I'm, you know, that's 1222 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,560 really irritating. And there was it was all just a 1223 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,160 bit a little bit contracted. I genuinely there's one near 1224 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,560 where I while they're doing the round of stuff that they're 1225 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,760 doing and I'm just pressing A buzzer. 1226 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,960 I had a piece of paper and I wrote out the next four years of 1227 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,400 work to see would I ever know if I just left this, if I left the 1228 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,200 show, would I have enough work coming in? 1229 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,880 I went, Oh yeah, I've got The Apprentice for a while and then 1230 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,320 the tour and the next and it's like 4 years later. 1231 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,320 I said, well, not true in that year. 1232 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,720 And so that and that could be awkward like whatever they 1233 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:50,160 weighed up pros and cons of of quitting Mark the week at one 1234 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,520 stage and then went. Didn't get a lot of mind and 1235 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,120 went let's continue with. Yeah, yeah, there was. 1236 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,480 What the hell to do it Like it's only sick it's only 11 days of 1237 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,760 the year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1238 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,360 Just carried under again than 17 years later we were we were 1239 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,760 still doing it. And did that spin off in there 1240 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,200 like the way the panel came from being the Australian show? 1241 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,960 Did mark the week go all over the world? 1242 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,960 As well eh no actually umm, I don't think anyone actually I 1243 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,480 don't think there's another version of it I think it was 1244 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,760 yeah in fact I don't know whether is really I think I once 1245 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,280 saw a nine out of 10 cats in Sweden but again these the 1246 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,680 should they they weren't yeah they weren't picked up the same 1247 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,240 way I think I don't even know what I liked He has been done 1248 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:31,000 that often that's where the no no, I mean lotteries doing 1249 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,160 taskmaster they have some formats and panel shows seem to 1250 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,080 be very UK do you do. You still see a lot of clips 1251 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,880 from Mark the Week, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, not as much as 1252 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,400 it used to be. But it was actually, when I got 1253 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,720 cancelled, a nice sense of people who actually liked the 1254 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,040 show, saying I liked the show because we normally just got 1255 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,480 grief because. I remember the huge call for the 1256 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,080 like, people were outraged. Well, there's a touch of it was 1257 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,240 a touch of there was a it it was a show that showed new talent, 1258 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,040 which is important. I don't know why for that reason 1259 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,520 alone, but also as political it was commenting and things. 1260 00:55:58,600 --> 00:55:59,960 I don't think that's why I got pulled. 1261 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,760 I don't think it's a Jimmy Kimmel type situation. 1262 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,040 That's it got pulled because we were saying things that were 1263 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,080 dangerous. I think it was a more worrying 1264 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,080 problem that just they were they have less money to make shows 1265 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,200 and nothing is replaced because they don't want that's not where 1266 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,520 the money is going now. And so the BBC is just isn't 1267 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,320 making panel shows or new ones anyway. 1268 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:19,960 But every so often there's a bit where the IT gets stuck in 1269 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:24,080 stasis. And certainly before marked the 1270 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,520 week happened the there was there had been no new panel 1271 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,080 shows for about 10 years. And it just been they think it's 1272 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,920 all over and have a good news. And what's the other 10 1273 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,720 Buzzcocks? And I was 8 for about 15 years 1274 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,600 and the same faces on all of those. 1275 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,400 And then Angus Deaton got in trouble. 1276 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:48,200 They at the plastics awards, the British Plastics awards because 1277 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,960 I was hosting, I was hosting a few years later and the macro 1278 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,280 said these are very important, these awards. 1279 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,720 I said, of course there of course they are. 1280 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,840 It's your Oscars. I said, no, no, no, he said very 1281 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,280 important to you. He said, because these are the 1282 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,360 awards that Angus Deaton was a was was hosting and he went into 1283 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,600 the bar and he met this woman who said, oh, like, I'll go 1284 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,680 upstairs with you. And then she turned out to then 1285 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,600 she told the story to the thing that to him leaving the show and 1286 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,080 suddenly there's a guest slot and have like a news for you and 1287 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,280 I didn't Jimmy did it and and so we didn't get that gig, but they 1288 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,360 said they said better 10 cats instead of mock the week. 1289 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,280 And suddenly there's loads of slots and so loads of people got 1290 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,680 to go. Do you thank Angus Deatan 1291 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,320 anytime you see him? I thank the woman who sold the 1292 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,400 story. Yeah. 1293 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,680 You know, Yeah, Yeah, it would be. 1294 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,800 It would be intrigued to me. I would. 1295 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,800 I would know how to thank her that she wouldn't then sell. 1296 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,320 Yeah, that's the awkward thing about the but, but because of 1297 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,480 that event, a load of other stuff got in and then Dave came 1298 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,520 along. It's around the same time and 1299 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,720 suddenly we're shown everywhere. Like, so we were the, we're the 1300 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:44,600 luckiest fuckers in the world. We had exactly the right moment 1301 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,880 to be really set up. Yeah. 1302 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,280 For that. Like whatever herself and Jimmy 1303 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,440 and people who did those shows arrived in just as the people 1304 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,440 five years before us didn't get onto any shows. 1305 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,200 And then suddenly those new shows and we were in it. 1306 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,920 And then through the shows were everywhere because of Dave 1307 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,240 basically running clips and running shows over and over 1308 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,880 again. So we were really, really lucky 1309 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,600 they and yeah. And so now we're at another bit. 1310 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,280 New stuff has stopped they and so hopefully something else 1311 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,960 happened. Speaking of people doing nice 1312 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,680 things, people, do you remember the first time we met? 1313 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,480 You did a real nice thing for me. 1314 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:19,800 Umm, when I told you shoot first flare laser and you've and 1315 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,640 you've and you've since embroidered that. 10 minutes 1316 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,760 before that, yeah, you. It was in Kilkenny, wasn't. 1317 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,920 It Yep. And you and this makes me 1318 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,560 emotional. You let me watch the Champions 1319 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:32,560 League final on your phone with you and Carl Spain. 1320 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,400 The beautiful moment, wasn't it? I think you saw I was kind of 1321 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,760 like backstage of the gig and I was kind of lurking a bit and 1322 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,320 you said, you said, hey, pull up a chair. 1323 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,000 Don't know what? You don't know what you and me 1324 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:44,520 like. Yeah. 1325 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,120 And I'm gonna put my arm around. You did, you and Carl. 1326 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,440 I was in the middle of you guys. Yeah. 1327 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,520 And I think you got me to hold the phone for the whole game. 1328 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,200 Yeah. That seemed fair. 1329 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,680 You said nothing is free. Said I need someone to hold the 1330 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,360 phone. Yeah. 1331 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,920 So I got the whole my. Hand is now tired and I'll do a 1332 00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:58,800 bad gig. Yeah. 1333 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,400 Can you hold the phone? That's right. 1334 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,120 Hey, new guy. I said, yeah, come over here 1335 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,600 like. The the the and that's fingers 1336 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,920 for holding the phone look at those yeah you probably saw 1337 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,440 those when you end up the space that time I do a big. 1338 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,000 Finally, do at the time remember not being at a fully concentrate 1339 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,960 in the game because I was going look at those. 1340 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,520 That's a thing. That's that's a. 1341 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,320 That's mad. Like look at my thumb mineral. 1342 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:22,000 Deficiency or something that is. Imagine having aliens of the 1343 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,840 same but just these. But have you had them all 1344 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:28,280 repeatedly broken and reset? Come on. 1345 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,560 They're they're they're multi knuckles. 1346 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,680 That's what they call me. Yeah, multi. 1347 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,600 Knuckle multi knuckles. Multi knuckles, they yeah, 1348 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,200 there's a lot of. Insurance. 1349 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,320 And outs going on there. I know and like I've. 1350 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,840 Just weird bones. They're kind of the quite 1351 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,560 uniform normally fingers, but yours dip in contour in ways 1352 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,960 that. They have little jampic fingers. 1353 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:50,040 Yeah, we like, you know. Oh wow, they really have. 1354 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,720 They've they've really centred this and it's all of it's 1355 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,400 strange, isn't it? Have you been, is this since 1356 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,880 you're in school? Were you like, oh, look at this 1357 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,480 and you're like, put your eyeballs? 1358 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,440 Up they call me joint boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1359 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,640 But I have like weird bones. Like my I've decided my knee, I 1360 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,760 have two bones. It's second. 1361 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,960 I remember once a doctor being like, Oh my God, Oh my God. 1362 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,040 And then I showed him the other one. 1363 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,360 He's like 10 out of 10. Weird but at least it's 1364 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,960 symmetrical and even like I would. 1365 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,400 I have like extra bones under my ankle and stuff. 1366 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,800 Is it like an exciting mutate? Is this a superpower? 1367 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,920 I haven't worked out an advantage I can get out of. 1368 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,080 Yeah, there's no extra thing. Like, I can't run particularly 1369 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,640 fast, yeah, but so there's no like. 1370 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,960 But like, it's something if you're kicked in the ankle, you 1371 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,280 go haha, you kick my outer. Bone, I said, you know, I have a 1372 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,240 broken foot, right? You know, But yeah, there's no, 1373 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,720 like, advantage. But I would be like, quite Bony, 1374 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,000 you know? Right. 1375 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,200 OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1376 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 It's a bit, yeah. I think that's why you pick. 1377 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,760 More The next evolutionary leap, which is what we. 1378 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,240 That's not really. Yeah. 1379 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,400 Imagine if I am. That's so shit for mankind. 1380 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,160 I feel if I'm the next leap, that's. 1381 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,040 Oh my God, I'm now calling myself the next leap. 1382 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,200 I love that. I feel you're you're the 1383 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,760 transitional 1. I feel a lot of people have said 1384 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,800 I look like that, Yeah. Especially my hair like this at 1385 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,280 the minute. A lot of people are saying some. 1386 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,560 Point the the next generation, You don't have any other people. 1387 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,680 Sure you don't. You have any kids? 1388 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,120 Yeah, yeah, 20. You two kids. 1389 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,040 OK, I'd be keeping a close eye on that. 1390 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,280 Then why did you think I didn't? Because of my bones. 1391 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,280 Because you're youthful, Yeah. And you're. 1392 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:25,480 I'm 37. Well, yeah, OK, because I, I, I 1393 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,200 thought. Edit in Dara saying I can't 1394 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,400 believe it. Something like that. 1395 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,920 Edit that in. I just think if is there a 1396 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,160 point? Are you married? 1397 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,520 Yeah, Yeah. So this point where you ring on 1398 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,640 her. Yeah, this ring. 1399 01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:41,440 This rings 4 foot high just. How would it get on how to get 1400 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,360 past the first 3 knuckles? I actually weirdly put it over 1401 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,520 my head and. That's an easier journey for 1402 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,200 yeah, it's been a lovely moment in the service, wasn't? 1403 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:51,520 It. Yeah. 1404 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,560 Married with kids, yeah. Yeah. 1405 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,680 The and and your other half like whatever when you reached for 1406 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,440 her with your knots throughout 2 fingers. 1407 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,480 It was like when in a prat, you know the mission. 1408 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,680 Machine. Oh, no, no, she said. 1409 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,480 Hang on, I want to Can I rethink my answers from earlier? 1410 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,360 On Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, okay, but yeah, so are 1411 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,960 your children multi boned in? Interesting. 1412 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,560 Way Yeah, my oldest son has weird thumbs too, you know, but 1413 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:18,160 I don't think he knows it yet. But I'll have to set him down 1414 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,120 and. Tell, you know, we're great. 1415 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,720 You know it's great responsibility comes with that 1416 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,320 great power. So I mean. 1417 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,160 When he gives me a thumbs up on my guts, like a thumbs away to 1418 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,000 that. It's like off to the side. 1419 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,560 Yeah, he doesn't know. Yeah, but maybe he'll be the one 1420 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,920 to find the par from. Yeah, maybe he needs to be 1421 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,640 diluted a bit. So my hit my genes and my wife 1422 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,760 genes. And he's, I think he's a 1423 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,320 they're, they're how old? Three and five, OK. 1424 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,800 So you're away from having a man to man. 1425 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,720 Chat with him where you go in this family, son. 1426 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,000 We all have. It's an alien, the boy chat. 1427 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,280 Yeah, yeah, we all have. And my host, that's what we 1428 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,920 call. Going to have to when you're 1429 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,040 older and you meet girls, they will be scared, but they. 1430 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,520 Yeah. Keep your hands in your. 1431 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,040 Pockets. Yeah, at all times if you, if 1432 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,520 you want this to go well, yeah, You're a gloves guy. 1433 01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,440 Yeah. Yeah, Mets. 1434 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,840 Like yeah, yeah, yeah. Baseball. 1435 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,760 Mets. Yeah. 1436 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:06,440 That is, it's it's difficult in a in a in a situation, it's 1437 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,200 difficult mid coitus to pass the woman a cup of tea while wearing 1438 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,240 a baseball Mitt. You I. 1439 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,040 Can do I can reach your kitchen. You could you could you cook the 1440 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,680 tea in the Mitt Does handle the mitts You can sip from the Mitt. 1441 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,120 That's the handy thing about I can be in bed and boil the 1442 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,280 kettle. Wow. 1443 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,760 This just travels down the stairs. 1444 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,560 Mr Tickle. Anyway, what I. 1445 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:31,280 Preferred the the the transitional leap as opposed to 1446 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,160 Mr Tickle. Mr Tickle makes me sound a bit 1447 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,880 creepy. You know, Yeah, yeah. 1448 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,280 It's not. It's not aged well, Mr Tickle. 1449 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,040 No, no. What? 1450 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,320 So you're like you're doing this run of shows at the operas, but 1451 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,040 are you like, will you go out in the Belfast for example during 1452 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,720 the day and go and see and do stuff? 1453 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,920 Umm I've been in Belfast a lot so I feel I've been and seen 1454 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,400 everything that needs to be seen. 1455 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,000 You can see it. Yeah, but like, I mean, yeah, 1456 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,320 I'm not going to see the Titanic again. 1457 01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,160 Eh, I'm not that interested in the Game of Thrones thing. 1458 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,440 I'll walk around the town, but I've walked around the town a 1459 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,400 lot. They. 1460 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,040 Do you like it down there? Yeah, a bit of this, yeah. 1461 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,680 I mean have an endpoint or is it just? 1462 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,680 No, no, no. I want to you because you want 1463 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,280 to see a thing that you can go, oh, this is new or that's 1464 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,440 changed or whatever, so you can go on stage and look like you're 1465 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:19,280 not just it's Tuesday, so it must be Belfast. 1466 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,000 Yeah. That you don't want that to come 1467 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:21,720 across. Whatever. 1468 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,720 So I had a whole thing about the bus that wants to be a tram. 1469 01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,480 The glider. Yeah, it's sweet. 1470 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:31,840 It's really tram. You're not. 1471 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,640 You're not. Apparently nobody buys tickets 1472 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,080 for the glider. Oh, that's the thing. 1473 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,360 Because it's pretty easy to hop on and. 1474 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,600 Off only so oh. Yeah, OK, well, you can do like 1475 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,440 whatever, you just go, yeah, let that go like whatever. 1476 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:46,040 Yeah, but it's so it's so why is why the wheels covered? 1477 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,240 Why? Why they ship from what are they 1478 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,840 shield? I think we can't have nice 1479 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,480 things. If people see wheels, they'll 1480 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,480 take it Belfastly. But you know, the way it was 1481 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,720 always, it was a phrase that only ever since we've ever was 1482 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:59,920 run flash, run flat tyres. Yeah, because the army trucks 1483 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,040 had run flat tyres. Yeah. 1484 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,080 You kind of go, OK, well, there's actively, they're trying 1485 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,120 to counter the fact that people are, you know, attacking the 1486 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,080 tyres like whatever. But the tram you'd feel isn't 1487 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,360 being attacked like you'd feel like the thing that there's no. 1488 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,240 I think men in Belfast couldn't, it can be called the tram 1489 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,600 because like, men in Belfast could never be comfortable 1490 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,960 saying they're getting on the tram, right? 1491 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,000 A bit too feminine or something. God. 1492 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,640 I feel it's very cosmopolitan, very European. 1493 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:26,160 Attraction so it sounds terrible in our accent on the tromp. 1494 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,520 You get lost in a lot of tromp. Like there's such a void in the 1495 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,120 middle of the. Yeah, there's a long, there's a 1496 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,920 long 1 long valve. Yeah, one really long valve. 1497 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,240 Umm. But I would I'd have a wonder 1498 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,080 around. But like I I have toyed with on 1499 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,440 these ones. Finally renting current driving 1500 01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,400 up to the Giants Causeway and have you never known? 1501 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,200 I've never done. I feel this is the time. 1502 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,080 It's good, but like, it's what you see. 1503 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,280 Yeah. You know what I mean? 1504 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,840 Oh. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not seeing 1505 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,080 that. Hey, do you remember we all 1506 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,600 those pictures have seen this There's also this bit and they 1507 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,920 put a curtain down there's. Like, well, the we columns don't 1508 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,480 move or anything. Yeah, that might be fun. 1509 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:05,320 It was a constantly shifting landscape, like, whatever, but 1510 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,800 also inflatable. So you're like you're, you know, 1511 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:08,680 brilliant. Yeah. 1512 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,800 And see, all you were. You have to rent socks. 1513 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,840 Yeah, for grip. And then you run along and 1514 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,840 you're bouncing along. Soft play, you better just go on 1515 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,560 your soft play. But it's it's, I don't know 1516 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:20,400 what's it is like you here, you do, you walk all the way to it 1517 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,600 and then you go and you just go back. 1518 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,160 Yeah, you know. I've seen the other side of it. 1519 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:28,400 You're never supposed to see the other side. 1520 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,800 The 1st and the fingers cave the bit, the pups that where it 1521 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,920 comes up again in Scotland. Yes, because of Femaco. 1522 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,360 Yes, because obviously. Do you know the story? 1523 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560 I do know, of course, of the story of Femaco, the Yeah, it's 1524 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,480 got that he yeah, created a path and they fought Dermot or 1525 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,600 whatever the name of the Scottish giant was like Dermot. 1526 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:46,920 It was that Dermot. It was something, It's 1527 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,800 something, it's something like, you know, there's a, there's a 1528 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,360 Scottish. Giant. 1529 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,440 It was a belladonna. Belladonna. 1530 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,520 Belladonna. Italian poison They. 1531 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,880 No, Belladonna. He went to Yeah, no, I think it 1532 01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,560 was. It was the Scottish giant was 1533 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,560 called, I think it was Belladonna. 1534 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:04,160 I don't it's Belladonna. I think it's Ben. 1535 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,760 Ben and Donna. Ben and Donna. 1536 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:11,480 Ben and Ben and BANAN. OK, I was close and he's the one 1537 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:15,360 who came over, walk the Causeway over and then Mrs Nope. 1538 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,160 Wait. Femme Mccool. 1539 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,800 Yeah, he thinks he's the biggest giant in the world. 1540 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,760 He hears about this other giant. So he basically goes go and sort 1541 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:25,720 him out. Yeah. 1542 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,400 So he goes over to Scotland. Yep. 1543 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,120 And he's looking around. You can't see this guy anywhere. 1544 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,320 And then all of a sudden he's like, goes over to this big 1545 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,400 thing and he's like, what's this? 1546 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,640 It's Ben and Donna asleep under a trip. 1547 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:42,200 But his head's that big, right? The film makers like, oh, shit. 1548 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,920 So he chemical shits himself, runs back to. 1549 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,120 Yeah, the Causeway, but I think he like disturbs Ben and Donna 1550 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,960 or something or like he shout something, you know, shout 1551 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,000 something out him. Yeah, calls him a slur. 1552 01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:00,520 And then Finn Mccool is says to his wife. 1553 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:03,640 He's like, oh fuck, he's coming over to look for me. 1554 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,280 OK this but I know it and he pretends to be a baby. 1555 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,120 His wife goes his she has the. Idea. 1556 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,960 Oh, smart power behind the throne. 1557 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,480 She goes get into this cotton pretend you're a baby. 1558 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,240 So he and then Ben and Donna like opens the door of this 1559 01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,880 house and he's like where is he? And she goes he's out Hampton at 1560 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:25,760 the minute, but this is our son. And then the Scottish angles. 1561 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,560 Well if that's the son, I begs the dog Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1562 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,560 I. Mean it's clever, So. 1563 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,479 So it's just. So then he runs back to 1564 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:33,760 Scotland. A man and a bonnet. 1565 01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:41,080 He had a big dummy in like. Yeah, I mean. 1566 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:44,359 Do you think he was into it? Like he had all the gear 1567 01:08:44,359 --> 01:08:46,720 already? She was like, why do you have 1568 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,600 this? What, You already have a nappy? 1569 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,560 Yeah. He's breastfeeding. 1570 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,359 She's like, no, no, he's OK, shut the stop. 1571 01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:58,240 But then when the Scottish giant was running away, then Mccool 1572 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,479 picks up a rock, I think, and he throws it at him to be like, you 1573 01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:06,680 watch it. And that rock is no something 1574 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,840 symbolic. Rathlin Island maybe, or Malkin 1575 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,720 Towers? OK, fine. 1576 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,439 OK got no because the the the theme of. 1577 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,800 I don't know the last but. The volcanic theme that the 1578 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:18,319 creator comes up twice comes up in at the giants cause and it 1579 01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:20,399 comes up again a fingers cave in Scotland. 1580 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:25,800 So there's a cave which is on the exact same hexagonal blocks. 1581 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,399 Yeah, so I've seen that I've walked across hexagonal blocks 1582 01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:30,960 of basalt They and I feel would be exactly the same with the 1583 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,080 giants cause with the. So do you think that used to 1584 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,439 just be 1? I don't know if it goes all the 1585 01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,640 way if under the sea at all, hexagonal blocks and I'm sure 1586 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:41,319 like whatever, but certainly the IT erupted in both places and 1587 01:09:41,319 --> 01:09:43,479 then cooled into those, into those shapes in both those 1588 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:46,000 places. So the so the so that's the same 1589 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,840 end of the one thing which is the Causeway. 1590 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:51,880 I suppose they're both. So it's based on stuff, but umm, 1591 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,279 but I'm just. You know, I've always said that. 1592 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:57,320 Yeah, that's, yeah, that's. And the category road bridge, 1593 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,240 you can do that up there. Too. 1594 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,480 Oh, is that up there as well? That yeah as well. 1595 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,280 OK, great is really scary. I'm not good with heights. 1596 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,400 I'm I'm fine white. So I didn't. 1597 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,000 I didn't. Oh. 1598 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,520 Then I wouldn't. I'll do a bit of this. 1599 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,680 Oh, God. Oh yeah, That's that's. 1600 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,960 Prick people tell me they're. Absolutely. 1601 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,600 I say, are you going to die? You. 1602 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:20,160 Know Tell your mother's age. Yeah, but it's it, I mean, up 1603 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:21,960 all that area, there's loads, and I still feel like you could 1604 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,040 do an afternoon up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1605 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,600 And apparently if you park at the hotel at the Giants 1606 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,120 Causeway, you don't have to pay in. 1607 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,000 No. Giants, Causeway. 1608 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,520 There's a way around. Oh, good. 1609 01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,320 OK, well, the last thing we'll do is contribute to. 1610 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:37,160 It's like when I'm coming up here. 1611 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,360 But what are they really do? Taking money from the from the 1612 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,000 province. Anyway, what do they do? 1613 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,160 The last thing I want to do is give it back like. 1614 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:48,160 What are they going to do with that £16.00 to the like it's 1615 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,760 already there like an. Interpretive centre or something 1616 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,800 is there like, oh. Centre and all that guy you're. 1617 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,560 Paying for it to, you know, to. Get tour guides and everything 1618 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:57,600 like that. Yeah, OK, fine. 1619 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,400 Yeah. Go the hotel way but don't need 1620 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,600 it whatever the ticket price would. 1621 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,200 Be oh that's good, OK, because. Then you get a sense of. 1622 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't leave. 1623 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,400 He he feeling I've got away. With some of the Michael Jackson 1624 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:13,520 on the way, I'd love you to moonwalk away, but you moonwalk 1625 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,040 along the Giants Causeway. That's a really. 1626 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:16,360 Uneven because they're like you'd be. 1627 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,960 Sure, you'd have to be. You'd have to be. 1628 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:19,240 Really good. OK, fine. 1629 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,840 God. Do really good. 1630 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,320 Visits to for a moment. Yeah. 1631 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,160 I'm not David Copper. I'm not announcing I will 1632 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,560 moonwalk at this hour, at this time. 1633 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,040 I will moonwalk across the Trans Causeway. 1634 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:33,040 Yeah, Yeah, I might do that. But this is all I got to do. 1635 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,440 Do I, you know, wonder, Wander and Belfast? 1636 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,760 Do I do anything when I'm here? Like when I'm. 1637 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you sit and you watch. 1638 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:42,040 As a final question, have you ever snuck your way into 1639 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:45,120 something something cool, you know, like an event or you ever 1640 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:49,160 blag like? Uh yeah and a blag because I've 1641 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:55,720 gone hey, can I yeah, yeah, but not like I'm trying the last 1642 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,000 thing I just oh that looks interesting. 1643 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,440 I just walked straight over to it because I have done the fuck, 1644 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:05,880 What was the thing I did? I want. 1645 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,880 Yeah, I remember being in a, no, it's not particularly dramatic 1646 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:12,680 story, but there's a yeah, there's a, there's a nice 1647 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:13,840 building in Brighton, which is all. 1648 01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:16,520 It's like a the umm And the Brighton Theatre is right next 1649 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,680 to the pavilion, which is very fancy building. 1650 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:23,640 And I remember walking past the security rule because I just 1651 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,680 wanted to see. It kept walking back, yeah. 1652 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,240 I kept going and there was some event on. 1653 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:31,960 The guy was supposed to go. Are you attending the the flu 1654 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,280 starter event or something like that? 1655 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,200 I've got every night. It's great. 1656 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:37,880 I went, yeah. And I was able to walk straight 1657 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,080 to like, whatever. That's grand. 1658 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,400 The Bush. Yeah. 1659 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,840 Usually you'll find somebody who goes, oh, hello. 1660 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,120 Do you want to? Do you want me to show you 1661 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,720 around the kind of thing, something to give? 1662 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:48,240 You. I did a corporate last night, 1663 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,800 but I come from football training. 1664 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,840 Yeah. So I asked could I use the spa 1665 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:55,040 facilities just for a shower in the hotel and they said yes. 1666 01:12:55,920 --> 01:13:01,120 That's very good. There is a gig in Christ, it's 1667 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:06,400 Cumbria I think, and it's in a gym next to a pool and I said 1668 01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:08,600 it's a pool still open, Said no, no, it's actually shot and said 1669 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:11,080 well, could I? Like I said, yeah. 1670 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:16,360 So just by yourself. My on my own, in the full fold, 1671 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,680 under bleachers and everything. And then I was. 1672 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,000 So is there is there a need for shorts in that invite if you 1673 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,400 know other people aren't going? To go there I I that was the 1674 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:27,480 argument I made, but there is. That's why there is no one else 1675 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,840 there. Go it is you know we've like 24 1676 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:34,360 CCTV so like the baby you the baby you performatively went off 1677 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,920 and then and then jumped in like in the scissors formation. 1678 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:41,680 Let's look at the full hush. Yeah, it's got right on the 1679 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:45,440 right on the date and then. Then if they're trying to rest, 1680 01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:47,960 you set up in outer space. Yeah, you don't know, man. 1681 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,600 I know astronauts, and I'm in the water going. 1682 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,800 You can't prove anything. Like as long as I stay in here. 1683 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,160 You can't. You've got no, no evidence that 1684 01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:00,720 they hell of my trucks they go. They could be anyone's trunks. 1685 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,720 And do you do? Will you do lengths or you just 1686 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,800 play? When you're on your own, it's in 1687 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:08,960 like in a really rectangular, but it's very difficult to yeah. 1688 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:14,760 I won't do the way, but I'll sometimes pretend like oh 1689 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:20,560 started this I Oh no, I get bored swimming lengths right. 1690 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:25,080 Sometimes I'll just swim slowly and I try and be quiet swimming 1691 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:29,880 because I pretend that I've been like hard to like assassinate 1692 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,800 the leader, like a dictator or something and I'm going through 1693 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:38,480 water to do it. That is really interesting that 1694 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:42,680 you do that occur and are you like, are you on a like a like a 1695 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,640 do you have a watch that's tracking your lengths or 1696 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:47,200 something like that? Do you even do you do that? 1697 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,440 No. No, no, I'm no. 1698 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,800 OK, great. Good look. 1699 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,200 Do you mean as? Part of this mission? 1700 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:56,200 Do I think I need to? No, I don't mean are you, but 1701 01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:01,720 it's the time in in Minsk is Yeah, No, I mean like are you 1702 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:04,760 like are you are you coincide while doing this, doing an 1703 01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,240 exercise, which team you got all I got No, no vomit or something 1704 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,320 like whatever. And I wouldn't tell Strava what 1705 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,480 I was doing. OK, that's recorded. 1706 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:15,520 Then if I'm like, describe activity and I'm like 1707 01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,160 assassinating Gaddafi. Yeah, but like it's not like 1708 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,040 you're you're an iWatch goes into you seem to be entering 1709 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,720 assassination mode. Why are you swimming? 1710 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,280 Sleek and low, eh? As opposed to your speed has 1711 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,280 dropped off quite dramatic. Plus I've got a gun in my hand, 1712 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:31,480 so I've got to keep that. Where if we chat, I mean, 1713 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:34,080 because you, you one strong hand and then you, Oh my God, of 1714 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,560 course you look, you know, surely you're going to surely 1715 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,400 just let your spindy fingers enter their mind and then you 1716 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:44,680 like just massage them to death, to their to their skull. 1717 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,400 They yeah, you do like. That, but I, I, I, so in this 1718 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:52,360 scenario, sometimes I do this, I have a gun, but it's on a like 1719 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,360 strap with a waterproof gun and I'll put it on my back, but I've 1720 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:56,760 got just got to be careful with that. 1721 01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:58,120 Yeah, yeah. No, no. 1722 01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,720 Plus I pretend that the water is really deep, so I never let my 1723 01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:02,120 feet touched. Of course, you know, because. 1724 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,360 It could be anything. You don't stand there. 1725 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:05,800 Yeah absolutely. And also like you're, you know, 1726 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,680 who knows what the environment is like whatever the yes. 1727 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,640 So yeah, the. No, I've done Iraqi. 1728 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:14,560 OK, fine as well, but like how do you rationalise in this fancy 1729 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,680 the bit we touch the wall, turn around us, we're back again. 1730 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,200 What's the is it like? Nope, Nope. 1731 01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,520 This guy is going to live and more. 1732 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,280 Back. I just then put my back to the 1733 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,920 wall for a bit. I'll never do the hit. 1734 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,040 Yeah, I never do. I'm not an idiot. 1735 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,600 Like I'm not weird. I'm not getting out and like. 1736 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:35,880 You know, but do you go abort, abort and then not a Yeah, but 1737 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,480 no, just into your phone. Just yeah. 1738 01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:40,320 But this is I'm not talking to anyone and it's a one man 1739 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:44,120 mission in my head. OK, so I'm not in this. 1740 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:46,000 I'm sort of assassin. I will never work for 1741 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,200 governments. Yeah, absolutely. 1742 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:48,720 You don't. You're. 1743 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,240 But I'm more of a vigilant. I'm more of a mercenary, 1744 01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:53,560 absolutely. But like you're, you know, you 1745 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,960 were trained by some military and then you. 1746 01:16:56,040 --> 01:17:00,680 Trained by Michael Phelps. OK, not for the killing people 1747 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,960 part, just. Swimming people, it seems 1748 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,480 unusual, come to the swimming thing rather than to the killing 1749 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,680 people thing. I'm more in most of the films 1750 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:11,080 you're like an army guy who then went into you printed a private 1751 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:12,640 contract. That's why I'm the best I want 1752 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,600 to. Swimmer Oh, nobody suspected A 1753 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:17,160 swimmer was going to do it. Like yeah, yeah. 1754 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:20,400 Oh no, no, I no, I see that I and that is that is going to be. 1755 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:23,160 I like swimming. That's my go to exercise and I 1756 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:24,840 will do that. I remember when I have a dodgy 1757 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,520 knees, I can't run that much, but when I used to do treble 1758 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,920 stuff, I used to imagine I was playing playing a game the and I 1759 01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,280 was running into space because I'm always obviously the motion 1760 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,240 is entirely. Forward all, thank God you saved 1761 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,120 me with my weird story. Yeah, yeah. 1762 01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,800 On the treadmill, you're running into space. 1763 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,680 As in, you're going to keep running, and then at some point 1764 01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:46,360 you've got to jump into space. No, no, no, not running into 1765 01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,840 space. In on the field, on the pitch, 1766 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:53,640 I'm running into space. I'm like, oh, if I just keep 1767 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:56,000 going. If I just keep going, I can get 1768 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,360 to the moon. I've never seen that workout on 1769 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:02,440 the hotel treadmill run in the outer space. 1770 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,480 The. Angle getting higher and higher 1771 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,960 now I'm going to I'm going to do it. 1772 01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,480 I'm going to do it like, come on, come on, boy. 1773 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,600 He's on the Chris Hadfield on the side with this. 1774 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:17,200 We do it like no, on a pitch, on a pitch going, yeah, I've seen, 1775 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,000 I've seen the gap. I'm going for it knocking into 1776 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,120 me. I think it was just we had so 1777 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,200 much space chat. Yeah, there. 1778 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,000 Was a lot of space chat, like whatever, No, I mean no, no, OK, 1779 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,520 fine. I'm happy for that to be the 1780 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,600 thing that I was on the. Track I just in my head I see 1781 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,680 you running you're running up into the sky. 1782 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,360 You can see the stars and like P head use that there's like a 1783 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,080 finish line and he's. Staring, he's normal size. 1784 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,640 Hands, he's little. Yeah, normal size. 1785 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,080 Or if it was me, I could take reach space from. 1786 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,600 Absolutely different there, but I'm just there. 1787 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,200 Someday I'm going to get there. Yeah. 1788 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,680 What a visualisation of it. Yeah. 1789 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,680 Of my steps. It's just me climbing to the 1790 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:52,080 moon. Imagine that like what are you 1791 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,440 running for? I'm trying to get a 5K PB. 1792 01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:57,000 What are you running for? I'm going to run the space. 1793 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,560 I'd give that guy by ball the Parkland, like give him a bit of 1794 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:03,320 room and or your Belfast you're running consecutively or you 1795 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,880 then. We do the block of three and 1796 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:07,840 then we're back, I think in a month to a block of two, eh? 1797 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,880 So I'm not sure when this goes out in between those like 1798 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,680 whatever, but yes. It goes out in between. 1799 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,800 OK. Back in the 10th and 11th 1800 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:15,840 operation. Credit, we're talking about it 1801 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,520 before. Incredible venue. 1802 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:20,720 Yes, gorgeous venue, really nice because I normally play the 1803 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,600 waterfront. We just lovely, but it's you can 1804 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,280 see every face. Couldn't mix it up, yeah. 1805 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:27,080 But actually, no, it's a concert hall and it's like it's a little 1806 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:30,160 bit less intimate and the show is a really good long story and 1807 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:32,280 I'd like people to it does a kind of a lean in element to the 1808 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:34,480 story. And so it works best in a kind 1809 01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:36,080 of an intimate. Room, I think operation people 1810 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:39,080 are used to go into plays there. So they are, if they've been 1811 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:41,320 there, they're more used to like properly focus. 1812 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's, you know, it's it's 1813 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:46,440 for symphonies, the waterfront, it's for big musical events like 1814 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,480 whatever, Rodney. So the so it works. 1815 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:51,160 It works very nice. But yeah, so tell them and I 1816 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,880 think there may be one of those two nights is the last one we've 1817 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,160 added of the five. So that's if there's any chance 1818 01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:58,800 at all in particular they're in the Millennium at some point in 1819 01:19:58,800 --> 01:19:59,600 Derry. Yep. 1820 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:05,320 And then back in Dublin in January to more the last batch 1821 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,160 of Vicar streets before it all finishes. 1822 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:08,520 Do you do the whole show yourself or you have an? 1823 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:09,560 Open. I do the whole show myself. 1824 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:14,600 I feel like I'm turning into some, you know, artefact from 1825 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:17,400 the, from the, like some old Jasmine who just, you know, come 1826 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:20,040 on, man, just do an hour and, and bring somebody in with you. 1827 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,000 And I'm like, no, I wanted the full show. 1828 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,040 People are going to get the whole experience with me. 1829 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,160 And it's part of, you know, fox sex, you know, just, you know, 1830 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:31,920 yeah, I've, I've, yeah, it feels like I'm old school doing that, 1831 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:34,400 like whatever. Yeah, but there's a touch of why 1832 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,880 am I doing this to myself? Yeah. 1833 01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,320 You know, I could just, you know, come on and do the show 1834 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,360 and be done with, like, what do you do? 1835 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:40,200 What do you do? Yeah. 1836 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,400 I bring it up, but I've done both before. 1837 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,720 Yeah, Dumbles, but. I used to really be good, the 1838 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,960 opener at the time on stage. I used to sit much like 20 years 1839 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,280 ago. I had an opener and I was like, 1840 01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:51,000 no, no, I yank. Just no. 1841 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,840 That's my audience. I just like to bring a friend, 1842 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,440 yeah. Sometimes I, I, I'm OK, I'm, I'm 1843 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,840 very, you know, I, all the astronauts come with me. 1844 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,680 This is me and the astronauts. We travel around together. 1845 01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:01,720 I could ever. So it's fine. 1846 01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,760 No, my final question is we usually go for lunch after the 1847 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,880 pod, but I I get a couple of things. 1848 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:11,880 One, I don't know your schedule today 2 it's a very weird meal 1849 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,520 time at the minute. People know this. 1850 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,880 It's 2:20. Yeah, it's 222. 1851 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:18,080 It's not really. Yeah. 1852 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,680 The invites there, but I could understand what you wouldn't. 1853 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,600 I ate. Beforehand, because I presumed. 1854 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:24,840 Why would? He's going for lunch at 2:20. 1855 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,560 Yeah, that's 220. Insane things to do, yeah. 1856 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:30,640 Early dinner. I will have an energy, but now 1857 01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:34,000 it's I've just had something. Why was this not communicated? 1858 01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:36,840 It's just a real topsy turvy day like. 1859 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,280 But it was it. But no, it's been in the diary 1860 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,480 at this exact time. The entire time was booked. 1861 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,520 Like you said, there's a meal afterwards. 1862 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,440 I assume, but it's not like it's not as formal as that. 1863 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:51,000 We're just thinking maybe we'll get something date would love 1864 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,520 you to come with us, but can totally understand, OK. 1865 01:21:53,640 --> 01:22:00,160 I, I, I'm not on camera, you ask me if you know to all you can do 1866 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,360 is be graceless and go. I wouldn't. 1867 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,800 Why would I want to spend any more time in your in your 1868 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,160 company? I'd be delighted to to hang out 1869 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:08,520 for a while. Did you come and watch? 1870 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:11,520 Yeah, I'll yeah, but I might bail. 1871 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,720 You know, Well, I've got an idea. 1872 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:18,200 Yeah. When you're back for your next 1873 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,880 block of shoes, why don't we go for a lunch at a. 1874 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:25,920 Lunch time an actual time which people normally eat lunch yeah I 1875 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:29,360 mean instead I had lunch at quarter at like 11/30 11:45. 1876 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,440 I said it's been collected. Yeah, it was. 1877 01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:34,000 I had a brunt brunchy type thing because I've been collected 1878 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,960 12/15 to do this. I thought oh I'm not going to 1879 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:37,320 eat again. I got a show tonight like 1880 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:41,440 whatever and the energy levels and instead now I'm turning down 1881 01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:45,080 a heartfelt invites. Yeah, I feel I feel really bad. 1882 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,760 I feel like. Shouldn't you shouldn't come 1883 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:48,200 across? I think we're the weird ones for 1884 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:51,200 eating at this time, yeah. It's like, you know, I mean, is 1885 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,000 it, is it, is it your dinner now you haven't and I can, then you 1886 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,680 have. It's my lunch, but I have a show 1887 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,880 tonight so I'll be having a late dinner anyway. 1888 01:22:58,520 --> 01:22:59,680 Oh, do you do dinner after you do? 1889 01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:01,000 I see. I prefer to have some before. 1890 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,160 Well, I prefer before too, but not from having lunch at this 1891 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:03,400 time. The. 1892 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,040 Fuck you've made such a mess of this. 1893 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:08,960 You know you've. Made a ham to this. 1894 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:11,120 But I look forward to our next lunch. 1895 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,760 I'm happy to do another lunch with you. 1896 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:15,040 I look at lunch at lunchtime. A lunch. 1897 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:15,920 Lunch. Yeah. 1898 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,880 A lunch at lunch, Yeah. At 1:00 PM. 1899 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,200 Like a crazy suggestion. Just lunch at 1:00 PM Lunch. 1900 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,400 At 1:00 PM lunch. Perfect. 1901 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:24,440 Let's do that. Or 12. 1902 01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:27,200 I know. OK, go 11. 1903 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,120 Let's go for one. Let's let's do that. 1904 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:30,720 Great. Fantastic. 1905 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,640 Great. 1:00 lunch. Yeah, not today. 1906 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,840 No tea for me, thanks. No T, no T thank you so much for 1907 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,440 coming on. I really, really appreciate it 1908 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:40,520 because you could have done anything else today, but thank 1909 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,120 you so much for coming on there. A delight. 1910 01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:43,200 Thank you very much. Thank you.