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We just did two shows at the end 42 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,880 of last year at the Waterfront Hall. 43 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,600 They're up there. There's a load of old free ones 44 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,880 on YouTube like the SSE Arena, other ones at the Waterfront, 45 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,880 the Limelight. Some of the ones are only behind 46 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,000 the paywall because because they're cheeky Pedro on the com 47 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,080 slash TV podcast. If you want all the bonus 48 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,320 content was a fussy and we do lazy boys some Fridays as well 49 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,000 with me, Mickey Bartlett and Willie T. 50 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,960 But the SSA arena show we've extended the whole to make it 51 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,800 even bigger because we sold a hell of a lot of tickets and 52 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,040 they're flying it so you can get tickets on Ticketmaster or in 53 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:04,440 the description of this episode. My guest today, or none other 54 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,680 than Mark Nelson and Milo McCabe. 55 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,720 Mark's been on before, Phenomenal Scottish comedian, a 56 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,640 comedian the comedians actually love. 57 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,440 Like everyone. When you say you have Mark on or 58 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,520 whatever, Mark's great. What a guy. 59 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,120 I talk about the little beef we got into at the Edinburgh Fringe 60 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:27,080 Festival and Mark has got a special like on BBC, on BBC 61 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,840 iPlayer, which you can watch for free. 62 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,840 You watch it, didn't you? He watched it. 63 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,800 Absolutely brilliant. Go check it out. 64 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,600 And Milo McCabe is sometimes known as Troy Hawk, the Internet 65 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,680 sensation that that is the head of the Greeters Guild. 66 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:45,280 You've definitely seen these videos where he's in the purple 67 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:52,440 kimono, like silk smoking jacket, just greeting people all 68 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,280 literally all around the world, standing outside shops and and 69 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,160 just complimenting people. What a massive thing that has 70 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,160 become. Milo does that live. 71 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,800 So Troy Hawk does massive live tours and that's why we've got 72 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,520 the guys on the pugs. They're in Belfast doing a show 73 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,840 with the limelight. Me and Milo are meeting for the 74 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,880 first time, kinda say hello to each other. 75 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,160 The Fringe Festival before this first time had a proper chat 76 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,760 with them to actually top guys to brilliant comics. 77 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,560 Please enjoy this episode of the TV with Me podcast with my 78 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,680 guests Milo McCabe and Martin Nelson. 79 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:27,440 You're right, this is over. It's been a journey to get here. 80 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,720 You know, a couple of council taxi journeys you've got here 81 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,520 and then you've got a mod taxi driver, which is which is great. 82 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,840 We, I don't think we, I think there's like we have 1 taxi 83 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:40,160 driver at the minute in Belfast and we've got it sounds like 84 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,880 also like some of the texture over here. 85 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,480 The guy will focus on talking about this thing, which is 86 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,360 pretty mental or another relative, but this thing. 87 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,840 But it feels like the guy you got covered all covered, all 88 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,240 bases. Well, they were. 89 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,120 They seemed very insistent that they wouldn't pick us up unless 90 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,320 the other one had been cancelled. 91 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,240 Yeah, I don't know whether that. Which is a good etiquette as a 92 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,160 different firm as well, yeah. So that's the first guy came 93 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,240 through. Anyway, where are you going? 94 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,120 And I said hey. And he goes back on. 95 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:08,600 I've got to pick the wife up. And every actor in a Belfast 96 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,240 film not from Belfast. That is the accent. 97 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,560 Did you think you were going to get praised? 98 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,040 No. I. 99 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:22,320 I thought I'll go for it now I'll see how it comes out to be. 100 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,800 Fair. It's better than like so many 101 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,280 like at the minute there's a series I haven't seen it with 102 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,240 the SAS and the guy who like. Oh, he's awful. 103 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,800 Well, I I've seen him and stuff. Great actor cannot do the better 104 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,800 like spend that just puts that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna 105 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,000 have another go later on. I'll I'll build up, Yeah. 106 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,960 Take more of a run up to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 107 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,320 I didn't think it was offensive. I just. 108 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,760 Alright, cool. I think it was. 109 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,280 I think it was nice. Yeah. 110 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,960 You know, but. I was offended. 111 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,480 Yeah, it was. It wasn't good enough to be 112 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,200 offensive. It wasn't like. 113 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,560 No, no. I it was just nothing, yeah. 114 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,760 It was just, but I also don't think it's an accent. 115 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,320 You need the, you don't need the. 116 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,280 I love it, I don't think. It's gonna give you anything. 117 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,560 I do, I I love it. I love the accent. 118 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,000 You'll do it on stage, I will do it on. 119 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,200 Stage tonight and invariably being in character in front of 120 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,160 people. I imagine it will give me a bit 121 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,240 more Yeah, snow. And I'll pull up something 122 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,640 slightly better than that. Pathetic. 123 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,040 Embarrassing. No, no, no, no, no. 124 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,480 Listen. Attempts out of the back. 125 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,640 Do you? Speaking of embarrassing, do you 126 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,760 know me and Mark had like we nearly had an Internet beef? 127 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,320 Jesus. Oh. 128 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,440 Seriously. Well, no, no, well again. 129 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:34,400 An actual beef. So during the fringe I I've had 130 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,640 we met at this point, no yet. But yeah, we had got me on this, 131 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,240 Yeah. OK. 132 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,840 So it was after you'd been on the board. 133 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,400 So Mark have been on the pub, which was the first time we met 134 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,880 with chatter before but never, never met. 135 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,280 We just like, yeah, we sexed it before, yeah. 136 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,960 Yeah. Catfished each other for a 137 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,040 couple of years and then we met and then at the Fringe. 138 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,400 Then I put up a picture with like four other Irish comics and 139 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,680 we all kind of ran into each other. 140 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,000 And then it was like, oh, we got a photo, some caption about like 141 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,280 a boy band kind of thing. And Mark, Mark wrote a new 142 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,400 Martin knows everyone in the picture and wrote fucking state 143 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,640 of this. I responded under that and wrote 144 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:15,560 Mark please delete this obviously as a joke DM 2 minutes 145 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,520 later from the big man he's like mate I am. 146 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,600 From the bottom of my heart I'm so sorry. 147 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,400 I'll delete the comment like the most genuine response. 148 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,160 Oh, he's such a softy. I felt, I felt so everyone felt 149 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,720 terrible. I was like, I feel bad. 150 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,920 Now he feels bad. I was in the middle of the the 151 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,760 house move so I've I've haven't slept a bit too. 152 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,320 You're trying. To tell me you're not sensitive. 153 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,400 No, I'm. Sensitive, but I didn't want to 154 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,360 insult. I don't like insulting people 155 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,320 that I I like and respect. Like I'll say anything to you, 156 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,800 but like, I'm not, but I was just like, ohh, because every 157 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,240 other comic was so nice. Yeah, yes. 158 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,400 Boys are looking well. Oh my, the shows are. 159 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,480 Great. What a laugh. 160 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,240 This must be. What a what a team. 161 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,080 And I just went fucking state of this. 162 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,960 Oh yeah. I I you do you like you can miss 163 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,160 play it sometimes that we were we've got our tour manager. 164 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:06,000 She's walking along and we'll be like taking the piss out of each 165 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,840 other. Me and with comics you can sort 166 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,680 of like if him or Colin are telling a story, but that never 167 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,240 happened. 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Because like, it's very 231 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,160 important to me who I'm touring with. 232 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,600 Like we've got to do some things together and then there's got to 233 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,480 be like some of our own time. I like activities. 234 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,760 He's captain Fun for me. So if, if ever, there's Mark, 235 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,320 believe it or not. I mean, not a rude way, but 236 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,960 like, I don't have you down. It's Captain Fun. 237 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,840 No, you're making it sound like a organised fucking paintball 238 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,040 and then shit it's. Like, it's like Grumpy Van 239 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:40,880 Wilder. He's like. 240 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,560 He's. Captain party, Is it nice he's 241 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,520 always up for? Yeah. 242 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,280 Just, you know, like thinking. Yeah. 243 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,120 Well, first, he's brilliant, obviously. 244 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,080 We have lunch. We have lunch every time we do 245 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,400 it. Yeah, we, we talk about that 246 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,440 shit in the day and then we go out and get hammered at night. 247 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,840 Yeah. You know I like as the both I do 248 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,440 with William Thompson. I don't know if you know 249 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:58,840 William. Right. 250 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,240 I met him last. We met. 251 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,280 Yeah, he came out last time. We're here to came out. 252 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,720 Like we'll do like a joint activity and then our own 253 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,000 activity. Like he's big into like meeting 254 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,080 animals, you know, like so say we're in Dubai. 255 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,000 He's like, I like to meet, you know, because you can do like a 256 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,960 Penguin experience. Yeah. 257 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,680 Yeah. So he but he, but he always uses 258 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,360 the term meet, which is all like we were Australia. 259 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,960 He's like, I'm off to meet a kangaroo. 260 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,960 Yeah, like very odd about that. But I like my own time and then 261 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,400 some joint time as well. But how do you do you do? 262 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,400 Does he get to them read when you want to be by yourself? 263 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,040 Does he pick up on signals or do you have to have a little code 264 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,000 and you go, I'm just I'm having a bit. 265 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,680 Shouting his own time. Yeah, he's it. 266 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,400 Like, because Williams a lot younger than me, I just like, 267 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:40,760 I'll send them off with a bit of money, you know, go and enjoy, 268 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,080 you know, half an hour or I'll sit down for some date and, you 269 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,520 know, if there's an arcade or something, yeah, you know, I can 270 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,760 give him a couple of pounds and he'll, you know, that's an hour. 271 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,400 He's happy enough. Stick him in the car and keep 272 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,720 the window. Give him a can of coconut, bag 273 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,560 of crisps and again. Yeah, and I, I still feel a 274 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,520 little bit weird about that. Like if I'm 1/2 an hour to 275 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,120 myself in the dressing room whatever and a mate comes in and 276 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,040 they they chat I'll I'll always feel weird about sort of going 277 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,840 off to what I'd like. But you can just redirect them 278 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,120 to Captain Fun. That's it. 279 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,320 But. I'm out saving. 280 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,280 Pen Pinball. Massive cowboy hat. 281 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,520 Jump on board. Yeah. 282 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,160 Have you done your plan at the time we recorded this? 283 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,080 You're doing Belfast tonight. Have you gigged in Belfast much 284 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,720 before? I know. 285 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,960 Yeah, yeah, we were. What did we do last time? 286 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,600 The limelight. We did the limelight last time. 287 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,600 Yeah, it. Was great fun. 288 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,000 It's a real good energy, like proper, it's like Glasgow, 289 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,520 Liverpool, Belfast, sort of it's that there's a there's a much 290 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,000 better energy. There's there's like, I don't 291 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,120 know how to describe it, like I'm from Surrey, right. 292 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:47,080 So when I go to places with a really strong cultural identity 293 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,520 and that sort of energy of like you're here to see us kind of 294 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,600 thing. I really like it. 295 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,280 I really like it wherever it is. They're just like. 296 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,080 More up for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely 297 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,480 100%. Yeah, you do. 298 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,080 Tend to get sorry, you do tend to get people going out 299 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,520 afterwards as well. Yeah. 300 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,960 And so it's. When I was in, when I was in 301 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,440 Dublin last time, me and Richie Brie, I've never been accosted 302 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,280 by so many people from the gig who would just sound. 303 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to keep you too 304 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,800 long. All of that. 305 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,880 Really, really lovely. And funnily enough, this always 306 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,840 happens. They recognise Richie but they 307 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,920 didn't recognise me, so this happened a lot. 308 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,800 After you're after you've been on. 309 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were in Amsterdam and 310 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,480 some Rob Thomas, like some woman, absolutely hammered 311 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,840 woman, came up to Rob Thomas and said are you doing the show? 312 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,440 And she's literally looking at me like that, not recognising 313 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,720 me, which I get away with it, you know what I mean? 314 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,720 It's. Which is nice in a way, but then 315 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,920 a little bit of recognition for the fact that they've seen 316 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,640 you're, they've just seen you for an hour. 317 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,920 I you know. No man, I'm quite because you. 318 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,320 Don't want to pick up on the wrong thing. 319 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,040 They're like the sport act you, but that mean guy, like imagine 320 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,320 that upgrade and then you have to go in with it. 321 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,720 You know, you're just doubling down on it. 322 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,400 Was there was a situation last night right where we came out so 323 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,080 Richie had been on and then I went on and Richie went out in 324 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,160 the break and he was standing outside and this woman who 325 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,000 travelled, I found out today from Cornwall. 326 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,040 I really to see the show. How did you find out? 327 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,800 Because I went on our fucking Instagram. 328 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,320 You started and yeah, listen, you've no idea what I'm about to 329 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,920 do to her. And she, she, Richie's talked 330 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,640 her outside and she was like, oh, you were great. 331 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,560 You were amazing. And I'm really hoping Troy will 332 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,200 be around later on. Maybe we'll go out for a drink 333 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,440 because it's my birthday at midnight. 334 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,960 And Richie's like, what do you think's going to heart? 335 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,080 Like fucking calm down, Cinderella. 336 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,400 It's not like. So then she runs. 337 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,400 She sprinted along the road as we were leaving the venue. 338 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,000 Notice Richie then saw it was him. 339 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,600 So she went like she got them both in for a photo and Milo 340 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,920 said how do you want to get Mark in it? 341 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:55,960 And she just went no. And his fight started to come 342 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,360 over a. Little little. 343 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,000 Heartbreak in his eyes, so a moment before they hardened up 344 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,640 again. So because sometimes you can get 345 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,520 them where like a support act really kills. 346 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,160 Like I've sent you before, record this. 347 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,600 I've been gigging with Jordan Robinson, a local actor and like 348 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,720 this Ireland legator and he's killing so much that he does a 349 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,240 joke when he's going to bring me on where he goes guy, she's not 350 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,800 here. I'm just going to do another R 351 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,400 And normally it's like OK, OK. But there's been a couple 352 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,120 instances where the audience are like, no problem. 353 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,040 They're like 0 issue with that. If you if you want to do an R. 354 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,000 That's amazing. But he's been killing. 355 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,240 But I, I love travelling with other comics because sometimes 356 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,360 like when I've done America before and things like that, the 357 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,080 idea seems great. Especially like also if you have 358 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,440 kids, you're like, you know, couple of weeks, you know, this 359 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,160 will be great. And then you just, you're 360 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,680 playing Football Manager and yourself. 361 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,600 Yeah, yeah. Did you, did you find the venues 362 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,360 provided their own support acts and stuff like that? 363 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,320 Yeah, I think. Few of them do it, and it's. 364 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,320 So 5050, yeah, it's like some I'll use this year a bit, can 365 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,000 you come back and do it because that was great. 366 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,320 And then some. It, just like the actors doesn't 367 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,920 match up with what you're doing or I don't know. 368 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,360 I read the sales report. I got my first sales report so 369 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,200 my gigs were in two months and I read the numbers out to the gas. 370 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,040 When are you on the East Coast? I do east and West. 371 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,760 I'm I'm doing it in March, 2 months April I think. 372 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,599 OK, I read my sales report numbers out and. 373 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,960 I'll pick. Up what? 374 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:25,560 What size venues are they? Far too big like like some of 375 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,160 these, if they were a nine seater, would be ambitious. 376 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,280 Hoping the fires reach some of those LA venues. 377 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,160 That's what's wrong. You're Mark. 378 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,640 Thank you for that. You're right. 379 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,200 Even though it's been on sale for months. 380 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,920 The fires is why Yeah, that makes sense. 381 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,440 That's why people the fires of California are why no one's 382 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,960 coming to this Philadelphia. I, I just like do it, like I 383 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,840 said, well, on the East Coast could probably, there's a big 384 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,080 Irish population there. West Coast not as well at all, 385 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,720 but it's, if you're there, you may as well go do those and then 386 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,400 I'm happy to like slowly build those up. 387 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,680 Have you been over before? I did San Francisco and I did 388 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:10,760 the LA and New York. I love San Francisco. 389 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,200 It's a great club called Cobs. Cobs. 390 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,200 That's roughly. Have you done it? 391 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,360 That's the one where for me, it's like on the West Coast, 392 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,560 it's always good. Yeah. 393 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,960 So I don't worry about. I nearly go to the West Coast 394 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,520 just to do cobs. Yeah, it's beautiful, but it's 395 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,520 brilliant. Yeah, yeah. 396 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,160 It's the best green room of any company. 397 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,720 With all the Polaroids. Yeah, everything. 398 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,240 And I think I'm doing, yeah. What am I doing? 399 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,480 I'm doing like Chicago, Philadelphia. 400 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:36,200 I'm filming my special, I think in Washington, so I'm going to 401 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,760 film it in the States. Tell me it's not in the DC 402 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,640 comedy, love. No disrespect to the DC comedy. 403 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,000 I don't know. I'm not sure why is it? 404 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,280 Does that suck? Is it bad? 405 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,680 I just, I had a room that I played the room there, there was 406 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,720 a guy who's been to see me on three different continents. 407 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,000 He travels with works. We just come to these shows by 408 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,400 himself and he came to the Dubai show. 409 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,440 And then I said, when was it? When was the last, What was the 410 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,560 last game you were at? He said Washington and I'm 411 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,080 waiting for him to go. Man was actually great. 412 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,440 Don't worry about it. And he was like, yeah, yeah. 413 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,520 It was the worst thing that happened there since the 414 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,920 insurrection. So you give yourself a hard time 415 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,160 after shows? Because I do, but sometimes I 416 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,840 find it's more how I'm feeling. Like if I'm not happy or if I'm 417 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,280 like, the show probably doesn't change that much. 418 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,040 Takes me a couple of days to know whether I liked it or not. 419 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,080 All the time, yeah. How does that work? 420 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,360 Like I'll come off and go. I don't know whether that was 421 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,680 good or not, despite reaction of audience. 422 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,680 Yeah, I don't know. And then I'll take a little bit 423 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,560 of time to think, but. And then I'll just be sitting 424 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,200 doing something else and go. I was great. 425 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,680 Yeah. Or no, that was terrible. 426 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:42,720 Yeah. I don't know. 427 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,040 I'm weird looking. No, I'm the same. 428 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,720 And it's hard because you're doing the same show and you 429 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,880 know, no matter how you feel or how you think it's gone. 430 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,400 It's only going to be 5% or 8% different. 431 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,960 Yeah, and nobody would really notice. 432 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,800 But for you, it's fucking night and day, isn't it? 433 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,160 Yeah, yeah. Come off and you're either 434 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,760 related or miserable. As said even. 435 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,160 When it's good. I don't know about you guys, but 436 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,840 I don't understand the drum. I've no adrenaline after show. 437 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:14,360 I really I feel, I feel like a mass murderer sense of calm. 438 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,680 That's why you need fucking Captain Funnel. 439 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,440 Just give the twister matters. 0800 there for you then, and 440 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,200 I'll be there. No I feel like even if show goes 441 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,600 great I just feel like I'm happy after but. 442 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,440 Yeah. I can go to sleep straight away. 443 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,480 Really. What about? 444 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:36,960 Oh man, what about before? The only the only nerves I get 445 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,680 or when I or someone else is calling my name out to the 446 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,680 audience on the walk to the microphone. 447 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,840 And that's it. Just a little burst. 448 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,800 That's it. And then you're in. 449 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,200 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I feel excited and 450 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,040 stuff. I'm not like I don't feel 451 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,040 nothing, but after I finish I'm just like, I'm very relaxed. 452 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,760 I said have a cup of tea and go home. 453 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,640 Yeah, Jesus. Speaking of specials, you your 454 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,920 special came in BBC and I was going to say I couldn't believe 455 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,400 that only from the fact that like, no, but I mean no, but I 456 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,360 mean like you're not like an ultra clean comic at all. 457 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,920 I would I would assume they would only have stand up on like 458 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,920 that. And then I saw you talking a 459 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,520 bit, a little bit and saying like you're surprised they 460 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,640 didn't censor it. I was amazed. 461 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,680 I was amazed at some of the stuff that was in it. 462 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,520 Yeah. Because I've not watched it, but 463 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,600 they really. Yeah, My wife watched it when it 464 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,520 went out because I went out the Sunday just before Christmas. 465 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,880 And she can because I was like, great, I'm just going up the 466 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,720 stairs. I don't want to listen. 467 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,760 I don't want to see if you're laughing. 468 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,320 I'm just going up the stairs and listening to music. 469 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,480 Can do whatever and then she came out and she was like, I 470 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,440 honestly cannot believe some of that stuff. 471 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,920 And it was somebody taught me like somebody told me about 472 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,080 doing when you were doing that kind of stuff, they used to do 473 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,960 it and panel shows and stuff like that. 474 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,160 If you ever Frankie Boyle used to do it, I'm pretty sure as 475 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,040 well. If you're wanting a joke in 476 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,720 always do a couple that you know will never ever, ever get in. 477 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,680 And then when you when you go right, we want that and we want 478 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,800 that and present them with the really harsh stuff. 479 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,720 And then they go, no, you're right. 480 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,080 But you're, they feel like you've given them something, 481 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,600 you've given somebody leeway. So the stuff that you've been 482 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,480 actually wanting to get sneaked in as well. 483 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,520 So. Yeah, I do that with videos all 484 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,960 the time. I'll leave a few bits that I 485 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,760 know dog shit just so that whoever I'm getting to sign off 486 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,600 the thing can have a bit of editorial control. 487 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,080 That's something I was going to ask you as well, was do you? 488 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,760 So I remember such a Baron Cohen talking about like when he 489 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,360 interviewed people for Ali G and stuff. 490 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,960 We've been talking for quite a long time and then slip in some 491 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,040 of the more. Yeah, yeah. 492 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,120 Do you do that as I mean your interactions are pretty quick as 493 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,920 you're passing somebody? I'm just banging. 494 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,520 Down. So it's what? 495 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,640 It's what? It's what you see. 496 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,360 Yeah, that's all. Yeah, basically. 497 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,520 And have you had opera? Have you had instances where 498 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,800 somethings great, like you have a great interaction and then the 499 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,200 persons like what's camera here like I don't want to use it. 500 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,000 Have you had stuff you've not been able to use? 501 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,520 Absolutely. You're like that, but that's 502 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,000 gold. Yeah, yeah, 100%. 503 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,440 And I've sort of honoured it as well. 504 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:05,800 Yeah, I did a video for THEY Surfers Against Sewage. 505 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,120 So basically it was like a protest video about all the 506 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,280 water bosses because, you know, water's privatised and it's run 507 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,160 for profit and that they've got a huge hole. 508 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,360 Because I paid all these shareholders and they got me to 509 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,560 stand outside this conference where it was happening. 510 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,320 And this guy came in, recognised me, didn't know what was going 511 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,720 on and basically like verbally, like threw everybody under the 512 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,640 bus, gave gave these people that were recording everything they 513 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,280 wanted in one sound bite. And then he saw the mic and he 514 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,240 suddenly and he goes E recording and I'm like, yeah, and, and, 515 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,560 and he blanched and he's like, I'm going to lose my job, I'm 516 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,240 going to lose my business. And and at that point you go, 517 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,680 I'm like, no, don't worry, all right, fine. 518 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,840 Like it was it was a proper gotcha thing, but. 519 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,520 But more for like, guy from like, just assuming the 520 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,560 opposite, which is that you're in all your gear just hanging 521 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,200 about. Yeah. 522 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,520 Like. Are you recording or just 523 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,320 walking around? Yeah, yeah. 524 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,440 But no people on the street like. 525 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,080 I'm just going to get milk Brook. 526 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:10,560 Yeah, yeah, generally don't know, like if it's just one of 527 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,440 my own videos, like I'll never really make anyone look bad, 528 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,680 like if people make themselves look bad, but. 529 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,440 Yes. And the joke always is like you, 530 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,800 you know, you're wearing this gear like your character is 531 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,960 sillier than this person is going to be. 532 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,560 Yeah. You know, and and it doesn't 533 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,280 rely on them really saying anything either. 534 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,240 So you're not you're not mocking them in any way. 535 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,120 Yeah. And what about like, physical 536 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,160 stuff? Oh, have I ever been? 537 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,360 Yeah, Yeah. Not only Derek Chisora. 538 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,160 Like that. That that was it. 539 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,120 And that was he. He asked you. 540 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,920 Did he ask you to repeat what you said? 541 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,480 No. So basically what happened was 542 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,960 he came past and I said, Sir, you look adorable. 543 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,160 And then it was microseconds, right? 544 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,880 He goes call me adorable again, I'm going to fuck you up. 545 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,240 I did. I started my sentence before I 546 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,160 processed. What? 547 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:08,720 He said right. So I was because I I say you 548 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,120 look adorable. You're the most adorable 549 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,960 tablecloth. That's what I had speed up in my 550 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,880 head, right, So you look adorable. 551 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,040 Call me adorable again. I'm going to fuck you up, but 552 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:20,360 you're the most adorable. And at that point, I've then 553 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,280 processed what he said. So I've stopped, Right? 554 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,320 Yeah, but it also sounds like a complete sentence. 555 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,920 Yeah, but you're the most adorable. 556 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,400 Yeah. So it sounds like I'm being 557 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,920 incredibly brave, which I'm not. We would just. 558 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,720 So he was so quick and I was so quick, and then the pair of us 559 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,880 would just stood there. Yeah. 560 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,160 And then Steve Bunts. Right. 561 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,480 Yeah, I know, Steve. Save my saw what was going on 562 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,280 and I'd had a chat with him earlier and we got on and he 563 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,600 just got he went Derek like grabbed him and as he's turning 564 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,800 away I went fuck it. You're the most adorable type. 565 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,840 You're the most dangerous tablecloth because I'm like, at 566 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,520 this point, Steve Bolts is walking. 567 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,400 Away. Yeah, yeah. 568 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,680 Like, and I kind of calculated, I don't think he would like 569 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,000 punch me. I think he'd like he might just 570 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,560 slap me. Headlock or something? 571 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,000 Push me through the fucking thing, fine. 572 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,600 Do you think he knew adorable men? 573 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,400 I'm pretty sure. Like, like it might not, yeah. 574 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,960 He's, I'm, yeah, he's, he's I I actually quite, I feel like 575 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,000 he's, he's got no sort of philtre. 576 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,680 Yeah. There's no edit between sort of 577 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,840 and I, I don't know. I tend to quite like people like 578 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,360 that. Yeah. 579 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,200 Come out with the first fucking thing. 580 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,920 Yeah. They, they, they, you know. 581 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,040 I remember like when you repeat it and I love that that. 582 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,680 Sort of total. Accident. 583 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,720 That's great. The guy with it, they get that 584 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,120 that security guard and can was good as well. 585 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,960 Though, Oh my God, that, that, that, that guy. 586 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,840 So I don't know if you saw the Cartier video. 587 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:53,640 So, so basically it was the boujiest shop on the boujiest St 588 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,720 in Cannes. And they had these guys outside 589 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,000 the little FBI guys. And it was just that it was, it 590 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,920 was kind of like they were like a human. 591 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,200 Fuck you. They were like a human. 592 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,720 You can't afford to be in this shop, right? 593 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:11,200 So sunglasses like stood there and I just thought, Oh, no, fuck 594 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,160 that, right. I'm, I'm going to go into this 595 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600 thing and the guy got really sort of frustrated with me. 596 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,120 He was French and he didn't know what I was doing, but I was 597 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,480 getting actually getting people in the shop right? 598 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,560 And we were sort of going back and forth. 599 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,880 And I'm sorry, I've been sent by Yan Mulby. 600 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,560 Like you have to take it out with him. 601 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,440 Ah, Leanne Mulby. Yeah, yeah, He was like, and 602 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,520 he's on his thing guy. And there's a guy, there's a guy 603 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,760 in here welcoming people in and he goes, he goes, you're gonna 604 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,480 have to move. And I said I can't do that, I'm 605 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:43,680 afraid. And, and he goes, I'm going to 606 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,200 speak to my man. And anyway, manager comes out 607 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,000 right? And I'm talking to the manager 608 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,560 and she's just like, yeah, fine, you know, yeah, stay there, 609 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,240 whatever. And this dude has got so angry 610 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,840 because all of his authorities been taken away from him. 611 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,800 And then it was this thing where I felt him get like itchier and 612 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,360 itchier and itchier. And I didn't want to like 613 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,440 provoke him. I don't want to be a Dick, but 614 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,200 at a certain point he was complaining about me as I was 615 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,840 welcoming a a customer into Cartier. 616 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,200 I just tapped him on the shoulder and went, the 617 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,280 customer's coming. It's like no two shit. 618 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,200 He's like raging. And it got to the point I 619 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,200 thought this this dude might actually attack me. 620 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,720 So yeah, well, anyway, we ended it. 621 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,360 I put it up online and I got this message off off of him and 622 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,920 he went, he went, you need to remove the video. 623 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,160 I'm like, what do you mean? My my boss is on at me. 624 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,760 I'm going to get fired. I said. 625 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,120 I said, well, if I remove the video, I'm going to get fired. 626 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,800 My boss is going to be furious. And he's like, yeah, but I said 627 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,640 you didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, Keep going back and forth, 628 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,840 back and forth, back and forth. And then he's like, it's like, 629 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,320 I'm you know, I'm going to get fired. 630 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,440 It's going to be your fault. I said if you get fired, I said 631 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,960 me and Yan, we are going to make such a big thing of this. 632 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,360 I said we're going to put Cartier to the sword. 633 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,120 You were great. Like, you know, as you were. 634 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,520 And then he's like, if you don't, he goes, you've got to 635 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,720 remove it. And I'm like, why? 636 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,280 And he goes because of my reputation. 637 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,240 I'm like, what you talking about? 638 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,120 He goes about hundreds of people message me, even English people, 639 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,280 even English. People. 640 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,280 And then I just said to him, I was like, look, dude, like in 641 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,680 character, this is all in character. 642 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,720 I'm talking in character. And I'm going through a French 643 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,560 translator and we going back for hours. 644 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,520 Like I've got like 300 messages with this guy. 645 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,880 Even just to talk online in character, Do you put the? 646 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,520 In French, online in French, yeah, yeah, yeah, draw on the 647 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,680 draw on the Tash. Like fucking sorry, the wife and 648 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,640 kids. So I'm arguing with an egg for 649 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,840 half an hour. And yeah. 650 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,080 And it went back. We went back and forth. 651 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,480 He's got I'm going to call the police, Call the police. 652 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,840 I said I'm going to call the police if you don't remove it. 653 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,280 And I was like, I'm sorry, it's 9:00 AM on a Sunday. 654 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,560 Yeah, it's not a morning person. I'm not bringing this up with 655 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,160 him. I would rather face the French 656 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,640 John Dams than have to deal with my boss with his with his 657 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,080 morning head on. And then I just said to him, 658 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,440 look, look, there's even during these messages, you've you've 659 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,120 you've, you know, talked down to me. 660 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,040 You told me what to do same. I say, if you had at any point 661 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,240 treating me like a human, this might have gone a bit better. 662 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,640 And I would suggest that in future, maybe just lighten up a 663 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,080 bit, you know, and yeah, I'll tell you what. 664 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,680 How about this next time I can't, I come to Cannes, I'll, 665 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,680 I'll hire you to be my bodyguard. 666 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,160 And he's like negative, like furious. 667 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,000 And I'm like, no, come on, we'll, I'll pay you. 668 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,360 We'll make a bit of money. And, and, and anyway, you'll 669 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,160 look cool because you'll look like you're in on the joke. 670 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,440 And then he was like, oh, and it was an ego thing. 671 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,880 And he was like, alright, we'll look like we set it up. 672 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,000 And, and in the end I was like, you never know, we might end up 673 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,880 being friends. And he's like, yeah, lol, 674 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,320 whatever. But I'm still going to police 675 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,720 tomorrow. And I'm like, fine, but if I go, 676 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,280 if I go back to can, I am going to hire this guy. 677 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,000 I'm going to try and pay this guy to be my bodyguard. 678 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,200 But then what I'm going to do is I'm going to get someone else to 679 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,880 be a bodyguard from my bodyguard. 680 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,320 I might have a chain of bodyguards. 681 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,440 But yeah, like I feel bad on that guy if he was getting, but 682 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,440 he he. Wasn't he wasn't going to lose 683 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,320 his job. No, he didn't do anything. 684 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,000 Wrong, but the fact is. Just a bit Moody and a bit 685 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,560 muggy. The fact that you get 686 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,280 affectional boss involved. I showed my wife one of the 687 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,720 videos today where you're in a supermarket and a guy obviously 688 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,400 comes up to, he's like, you're not allowed to be here. 689 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,960 You say my boss? Yeah, Moby has agreed this. 690 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,400 The guy clear bullshitter, gets on his walkie-talkie, tells his 691 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,640 boss, and then he's like, yeah, that's like, that's a great 692 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,040 yeah. As in like, yeah, no one, like, 693 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,120 they're all bluffing. No, like, yeah, yeah, of course. 694 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,840 Yeah, yeah, I'm bluffing him. There's probably nobody on the 695 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,240 end of the walkie-talkie anyway. Have you done Man on the Street 696 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,560 stuff in Glasgow much? No, no, I know. 697 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:47,880 I did. I. 698 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,120 Mean I feel like it would go a different. 699 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,240 Way I did do a shoot in Glasgow where I was giving away free 700 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,040 holidays to people, right, but involved. 701 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,400 I had all these holidays to give away. 702 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,280 I was at a stall and I couldn't get a conversation going with 703 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,640 then. I was all I had to do was start 704 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,040 a conversation with someone about to give them a free 705 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,800 holiday. And everyone was just like, no, 706 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,680 no, you know, you know, do you know what I mean? 707 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,920 They saw the accent. They saw and they're like, this 708 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,880 fuck is going to try and sell me a timesharer? 709 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,640 I'm not falling for his shit. You know what I mean? 710 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,360 Yeah. Timeshare in 1950 Mark you ever 711 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,800 done man on the street stuff in Glasgow like you've ever box 712 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,960 people? And not really actually because 713 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,800 it's, well, I don't know, I think Glaswegians are, they are 714 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,360 approachable, but you wouldn't need to. 715 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,160 I think you'd need to meet them with the same level of what 716 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,840 they're at because your your character, like it isn't an it 717 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,480 isn't an attractive proposition for Glaswegian people do not 718 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,560 that no, no, the minute they hear the accent and the minute 719 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,280 they see, I mean, they won't have what the fuck could wear a 720 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,320 dress and go for like they'd be like. 721 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,680 So yeah, but I'm, I'm surprised that, I mean I'm surprised that 722 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,160 you didn't get any. You didn't say give away any. 723 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,440 Holidays a guy gave him away in the end. 724 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,680 Where were they going, Bob? Malaga terror. 725 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,400 Just wait. That's. 726 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,040 What you need to open with? Yeah. 727 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,160 The minute you see that, you could have been dressed like 728 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,360 Hitler and they would have approached you like. 729 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,840 I got so much shit from a guy in the street. 730 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,080 Not that like when I was a child. 731 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,720 We're a family wedding in Glasgow. 732 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,920 Was there a place called the Thistle Hotel? 733 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,560 Yeah, right. So I walked down Tucky Hall St 734 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,200 to go to HMV and there was a, there was like a guy with no 735 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,560 legs busking and I come out of HMV and I think this guy like I 736 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,560 had like a Tanner to buy an album. 737 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,720 I think he was annoyed that I wasn't supporting local artists 738 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,000 like him. So I came out with an album like 739 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,840 a wee HMV bag and he's like, what's in that? 740 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,680 And I, I was terrified. I was like, I'd maybe 11 or 12 741 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,200 at this point. I was like Craig David, born to 742 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,080 do. It. 743 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,320 Or knows the second album from What's Your Fleet with What's 744 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,000 Your Flavour as the lead song. So Craig's in a white vest on 745 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,480 the front. And I was like Craig David and 746 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,360 the guy guy just called me a gay wee man. 747 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:05,160 I was like, just walked on, gay wee man. 748 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,560 I've been insulted by the homeless person. 749 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,960 Yeah, yeah. I was going to a central station 750 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,440 one day and there's someone sitting just outside it. 751 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,480 And they said it was a woman as well. 752 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,880 And she said if you get any spare change, And I went, sorry, 753 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,159 I don't have any. And she just goes, I bet you do, 754 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,920 you fat bastard. What? 755 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,400 But was she? Right, I thought fucking loads, 756 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:37,560 but I was going to get eggs. Has it got easier to stay in 757 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,239 character as time goes on? Like when you first started 758 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,840 doing this? Would you have corpse more or I? 759 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,679 Got I got this weird thing where I can kind of like like get into 760 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:52,080 it and sort of be pretty firm into it. 761 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,920 I'm pretty good at not corpse in weirdly like I've got, I don't 762 00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:00,760 know, something in my brain that sort of keeps me focused on it, 763 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,200 but. What was the first video? 764 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,680 I mean, I I remember from Fringe years ago. 765 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,560 I remember the character. Yeah. 766 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,160 But obviously years later I saw the video. 767 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,480 So what? What made you go? 768 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,400 Or this might actually work as like a video piece instead of 769 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,360 just a live live back. So weirdly, it goes back to like 770 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,120 2014. So when I first made the 771 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,720 character, his back story was that he worked at Wilkos, Yeah. 772 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,560 So which is an? We don't have it here, but it's 773 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,880 like Auk. That Woolworths or. 774 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,560 A bit of everything came. Yeah, yeah, just all, all, you 775 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:41,400 know, cheap stuff. So I got a Wilkos fleece. 776 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,440 I made my own fleece and I went in and I had a cameraman and I 777 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,400 just said to him, like, will probably be gripped after 5 778 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,600 minutes. Let's just get a couple of 779 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,480 minutes of me sort of making out like I'm working here, whatever. 780 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,800 And then staff members walking past me and I was dressed as 781 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,920 Troy. So I had the cravat, Tash, hair, 782 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,760 everything, and the Wilco fleece. 783 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,520 But staff were just walking straight past me, barely even 784 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,920 looking at me, like, oh, he's a new guy, he's a bit hard 785 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,640 looking. And then I was literally working 786 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,600 in the shop for an hour, right? Folding up towels, like helping 787 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,760 customers, like guiding people. And I knew the shop had been in 788 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,880 there a lot. So I knew what I was doing. 789 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,760 Like I was guiding people to the right places. 790 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,440 But we're in there an hour. And then we filmed direct to 791 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,880 camera. I got the cameraman to sort of 792 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,920 come out and hide it direct camera on the garden furniture 793 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,880 in the middle. I was like, well, I just wanted 794 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,040 to get kicked out. I just, the furniture I want was 795 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,680 for them. So we went for coffee and he 796 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,080 goes, my cousin who was filming, he goes, why don't you greet 797 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,800 people at the door? Because then they can't really 798 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,680 ignore you. So I was like, all right, cool. 799 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,840 So then I was greeting people by the door and the manager came 800 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,160 out and she goes, oh, I didn't get a welcome to welcome. 801 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,120 So I don't know. I've been sent here. 802 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,320 Like, you know, I'm from the Kingston store and I'm all 803 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:54,680 right. Yeah. 804 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,720 Cool. And I'm like, how do you get 805 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:03,560 done for impersonator welcome. So we were about to give up and 806 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,800 then suddenly the GM comes out with his Big Sean Dyke purple 807 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,920 hair and it was out great. We got the footage anyway, so 808 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,520 it's 2014 and people like the video, but I used it to like 809 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:18,040 push Edinburgh show and then I started making videos in 810 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,240 lockdown, like to camera stuff and I ran out of ideas. 811 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,160 So I cut up some old stuff and I was cutting this one up and I 812 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,880 thought the best stuff is when I'm at the door. 813 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,760 So I just put it out and then B3 RN underscore, quadruple one 814 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,600 just goes why don't you do this at other places as a comment, A 815 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,400 comment? Yeah, you know, it got like 816 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,000 1,000,000 views now you had about 3000 followers or so. 817 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,760 And she goes why don't you do this at other places? 818 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,360 And I was like like, yeah, why don't I? 819 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,000 So I had some gigs in Macclesfield the next weekend. 820 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,920 I just found out this cameraman and went just, I know it sounds 821 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,120 weird, just fucking sit there, hide, film me outside the shop 822 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,880 and then that that that was how that sort of started. 823 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,760 And so it was it all kind of like rolled on from there from 824 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,120 video. To video that's so interesting 825 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,880 like the the using the old stuff again because exactly the same 826 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,000 like during COVID I was like, I've probably years worth of 827 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,040 stuff that back in the day nobody really saw and it was 828 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,000 just a case of like putting subtitles on and re uploading it 829 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,080 and not everyone hits but it like suddenly brings in like new 830 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,000 people. And you made loads of content 831 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,520 during lockdown as well. Yeah, it was all it was like a 832 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,160 weird opportunity to it. Was a good to have loads. 833 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,600 Of people looking at your stuff. Yeah, because you were making 834 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,280 stuff that you would never have thought of making. 835 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,040 Yeah, before, which was good. Where do you hide the camera 836 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,640 man? Well, well, I mean, my current 837 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,440 dudes like he's like 65, so can't really hide him. 838 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,880 But you know, if you get someone, you get someone with a 839 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,600 viewfinder that they can look down on. 840 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,280 They can sort of but, but to be honest, like now if they're just 841 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,440 following me down the street, I don't even bother. 842 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,920 But. How difficult does it become, 843 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,000 though, with so many people knowing the character like, that 844 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,840 must present the tone challenges with people who who. 845 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,440 Because ideally you maybe want people who not that they don't 846 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,480 want to be on camera. Yeah, but you don't want someone 847 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,960 who's like, oh, this will be, you know. 848 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,200 Yeah, I can. I can. 849 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,240 Somebody's too in on it. Yes, yeah. 850 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,680 Because, because it none of it's like fakes or anything, even 851 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,120 even on like branded stuff, they're like, oh, can we do 852 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,800 this? And I'm like, absolutely not, 853 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,720 yeah. Because I think people can tell 854 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,680 if something's organic, yeah. Definitely. 855 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,080 You just sense that. You sense when it is and you 856 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:27,600 sense when it isn't. Yeah, but, but no, generally I I 857 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,560 don't know. I thought it would like what I 858 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,960 really miss is the outright confusion of the early days, 859 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,720 which I get less. Yeah, I still do get a bit. 860 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,640 But often times, though, I go to places where a lot of old people 861 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,240 who maybe don't have access to act, but they they aren't going 862 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,560 what the fuck? They're going. 863 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,600 Oh, you look nice. Yeah, dressed. 864 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,040 Nicely, do you know what I mean? So. 865 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:54,560 I find it difficult to I would have done having years like 866 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,800 around the time of freshers. I had a character from a long 867 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,760 time ago, not not totally the same like an affluent guy from 868 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,240 this time your taxi driver was telling you it's like kind of 869 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,120 like well to do large parts of it. 870 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,880 So I had a character from maybe what are we talking 15 years 871 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,320 ago, that long ago and I would have done them. 872 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,720 Videos with freshers, yeah, where I would interview 873 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,480 freshers. This guy didn't like people from 874 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,120 the countryside seen that. It's like every year. 875 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,120 I would have done it maybe once a year and then some other 876 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,000 things around it. So it's just like a, it was like 877 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,680 a rugby playing middle class. That was that was really good. 878 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,720 Oh, thanks for. Myself, I'm sure I've seen that 879 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,560 it's really bringing it. Yeah, I would. 880 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,720 I'd still upload the old the old thing from it. 881 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:43,560 So probably you might have seen. Yeah, but I, I, I'm really 882 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,720 awkward. Michael filmed a lot of stuff 883 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,120 would tell you I can't just go out and start box swapping 884 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,800 people. I almost need to like psych 885 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,840 myself up for the first are I wouldn't go up to anybody. 886 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,920 I'd like. You'd be like they look great, 887 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,120 like you could talk to them. I check in. 888 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,960 People assume because you do stand up. 889 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,560 Yeah, yeah, no problem. So were you from when you start 890 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,440 started doing this? Did you find that easy to go and 891 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,600 just approach people? No, before the B and Q1 I, I had 892 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,120 a full fucking panic attack and I had to drag myself into the 893 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,920 shower and like text the cameraman. 894 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,840 Every part of my body was like, why? 895 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,480 Why you putting yourself through the big adrenaline sort of dump? 896 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,960 And every part of my body was saying don't, don't, don't, 897 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,320 don't. And I wish, no, fuck it, I've 898 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,680 got to do it. So text the cameraman and said, 899 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,360 yeah, come meet me, go out in the shower. 900 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,120 And then if it's weird, because that was the one that sort of 901 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,160 properly like spiked things up. So if I'd have given into that 902 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,640 sort of fear or whatever at that point, I probably wouldn't have 903 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,280 got some of the other stuff. But but I love that though. 904 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,760 Like I think I used to when I started being a comic, I would 905 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:57,360 do 1 gig a month, which was I was AMC for my own night and I 906 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,040 would start getting nervous three weeks before, right? 907 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:05,280 And then the second I did this MC thing, I'd feel great for 908 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,400 maybe four days, and then I would start again, right? 909 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,720 I'd start feeling that sickness, but I couldn't stop doing it. 910 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,120 So I I used to get it so bad. Yeah. 911 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,600 But I couldn't stop. It's almost like, yeah, yeah. 912 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,560 Do you know what I mean? Like, it was crippling, but I 913 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,840 had to keep doing it. Yeah. 914 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,360 And I think I'm more drawn now to things that you, you you kind 915 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,400 of get used to the adrenaline. So you sort of up here a little. 916 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,080 Yeah. Yeah. 917 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,760 Do you know what I mean? To try and push yourself or test 918 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,280 yourself or put yourself in, But it's like. 919 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,920 You know, in Edinburgh during the Fringe or so Many St Street 920 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,840 gig, St performers and that kind of thing. 921 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,440 I look at those people, I'm like, I have no idea how you're 922 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,600 doing this. No, I don't know how you're not 923 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,520 in a room where it's only people who are coming to the show. 924 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,680 Yeah. The fact that they can just get 925 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,480 up and just do this and. Yeah. 926 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,760 How do you set that up where there's only like 3 people 927 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,920 standing watching? Yeah. 928 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,000 Hoping that that crowd will start together. 929 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,160 Three people watching you. Well, your dress is a fireman up 930 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,040 a up a ladder, balance in it juggling chainsaws. 931 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,760 Yeah, no, I have thought the same. 932 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,400 I thought fucking kudos to those. 933 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,280 Yeah. It's amazing. 934 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:12,480 Yeah, where's been like, where's been the worst place you've gone 935 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,320 to shoot like a particular town or city. 936 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,240 Like if you've gone to a place and went either none of this is 937 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:20,800 usable or this was just the wrong place to go shoot this. 938 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,240 Yeah, like weirdly so I did one in Salford. 939 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:34,760 Afghanistan. Well, to be honest, like the 940 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,120 very first one I tried to do was in Macclesfield and I was 941 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,520 outside of Savers and I think I've got 15 minutes of footage 942 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,680 of me just standing there and fuck all happening. 943 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,720 Like just people are walking past and I'm going like to come 944 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,440 to save us. Don't. 945 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,040 Like. It was the first one out of the 946 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,640 blocks didn't sort of quite work. 947 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,480 But I don't know. It's not really a place. 948 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,000 It's it's more like, I don't know, I've got got to be in the 949 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,320 mood and I've got to feel like I've, yeah, got the right vibe 950 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,360 going. Yeah, you know, But what I've 951 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,320 I've found this it it's amazing how sort of strangers will 952 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,720 respond to a nice vibe, a nice comment or something that's a 953 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,600 bit cheeky or funny, but delivered with a smile. 954 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,000 It's like pretty much everyone, the worst they get is sort of 955 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,120 blankness. Most people will smile or 956 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,920 they'll be happy. And like, I didn't set out when 957 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,080 I was doing the character to have some social experiment 958 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,680 where I was going to try and do anything. 959 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,720 Like it's, it's sort of like a natural thing that people have 960 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,080 picked up on the interaction. But I haven't noticed that. 961 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,320 Oh shit, like pretty much anyone's up for a laugh or up 962 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:46,520 for a smile or whatever. The is the the more celebrity 963 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,920 red carpet type stuff how you imagined it would be? 964 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,600 Or is it like as you look at that and you go, that'd be 965 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,080 great, But are those people in general like those sort of 966 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,360 celebrities? Are they as up for a laugh for 967 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,560 the normal people or could you like. 968 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:04,360 They're more showbiz, I guess. But then they take maybe take 969 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,880 themselves more seriously. I don't know. 970 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,960 Yeah. These are people you look at and 971 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,600 you go, I know this guy from this thing. 972 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,240 He'll be a great laugh. Yeah. 973 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,240 Or she. And then they're just. 974 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,480 It's always been surprising the ones I've seen, the celebrity 975 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,400 red carpet ones. Who's been RC with you. 976 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,520 Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't really expect. 977 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,200 Who? And it's as good I guess. 978 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,320 Yeah. Like for the video, if someone's 979 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,360 like, yeah, a great laugh with you or someone's a bit of a 980 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,200 prick, it's yeah, that's as good the content as good, Chris. 981 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,560 Christian Hola was probably his scalp that mean Who's she? 982 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,840 Christian Horners, Jen F1. Guy F1 Guy married to Jelly 983 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,760 Jerry Hollowell. Yeah, yeah. 984 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,080 Jelly Hollow. I told him we look like Daniel 985 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,560 Craig if you're a cricket umpire. 986 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,200 He's just like really didn't like it. 987 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,400 But the dude that booked me for that job but said he's the one 988 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,920 guy that you're going to have, he's not going. 989 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,840 To you ready? Got the heads up. 990 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,600 Yeah, he sort of, he said everyone else who's going to 991 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,920 come through and that was cool. It's a guy from, I don't know 992 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,320 anything about like F1 or anything. 993 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,200 Yeah, yeah. So guy from Drive to Survive 994 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,440 will something and he booked me for it and he basically had a 995 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,080 heads up. So he's like, right, well, this 996 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,760 drive is coming through in 90 seconds, so I had 90 seconds to 997 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,000 just try and come up with something when it came free. 998 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,480 What You're talking about shooting a special Washington? 999 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,120 Do you sure you're in Glasgow itself? 1000 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,320 The one on the BBC that was in Dumfries, my hometown. 1001 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,760 See the way you say you haven't watched it? 1002 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,840 Did you watch the footage from? No, you involved me at it at 1003 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,920 all. Not once. 1004 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,720 So all you did you. Showed up on the night, did the 1005 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,480 show, and that's your last involvement. 1006 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,120 That's all I'll ever do with it. Fucking Jake Paul. 1007 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,760 I just can't. I can't what because I think 1008 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,960 with the edit and stuff I was worried about because I get so 1009 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,440 self-conscious and so self critical anyway that I was like, 1010 00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,400 I'll just put myself out of ever promoting it and I'll just start 1011 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,960 thinking it's not any good. And then if, if there are bets I 1012 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,840 think should have been in it and then it turns out they aren't, 1013 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,320 I'll then get disappointed by that. 1014 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,800 And then when, then once it's out, I do have that kind of 1015 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,600 thing. Like once it's out, there's not 1016 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,040 anything I can really do about it. 1017 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:18,480 So it's it's only going to be, I could only really see the 1018 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:23,040 negatives of watching it. So oh. 1019 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,320 Can I just say before this we were testing for live streams. 1020 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,560 We were testing an intro that would play and I, the voice 1021 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,200 played it to me and I was like, that's great. 1022 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,560 I was like, who made that? That's brilliant. 1023 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,120 It's been the intro to the main podcast for well over a year. 1024 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,040 I've never seen. I was like, you thought I was 1025 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,680 joking. I was like, I've never seen the 1026 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,640 podcast but then why would I? See, that's the point, yeah. 1027 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,560 You're not gonna be able to change and I'm. 1028 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,960 The same. I'm somewhere in between that 1029 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,600 like I'll, I'll watch the edit and I'll make like a paper edit 1030 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,520 notes, but then I will never watch the full thing back. 1031 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,400 Really. Yeah, I just, I would get a 1032 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,920 little bit weird about that. Yeah. 1033 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,280 If I was doing like sketch or Vox pop type stuff. 1034 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,480 I have no problem watching. I can watch out loads of times 1035 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,320 and I'll I'll watch it and appreciate it. 1036 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,320 But stand up. You're right. 1037 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,960 I'm kind of. My wife's, my wife's mom was 1038 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,440 down stainless at Christmas and she was the other night it was 1039 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:16,920 on and she was like, so who's coming round to watch the thing? 1040 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,000 And I was like, no one. And she was like, you're not 1041 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,960 having like a wee party where everyone sits in the room and 1042 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,960 watch. Like honestly, like I would, I 1043 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:30,440 would rather wake up in a Ukrainian prison than be in that 1044 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,400 room. Generally. 1045 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,480 That is the worst thing I can ever think of. 1046 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,640 Like when people go, I suppose Hollywood stars are pretty much 1047 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,480 different, like film stars. But see when they go and watch 1048 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,080 stuff when it's released, like can or something, and they sit 1049 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,600 in a full cinema and then have to take a standing ovation. 1050 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,600 But. Fuck the 9 minutes standing 1051 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,440 ovation. At the end, Jesus. 1052 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,920 But don't they just come and show their face and fuck off and 1053 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,880 they don't watch the film? Yeah, or today I. 1054 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,000 Don't know because they're always there at the end because 1055 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,640 that's when it's when the lights come back on, everyone starts 1056 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,280 standing up and then. Well, look, if you tell me if I 1057 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,880 leave and then you go, there's going to be a standard ovation, 1058 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,800 I'll come back. I will come back for the 1059 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,280 standard. Oh, why? 1060 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,440 Why Washington? Why you shouldn't in Washington? 1061 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:16,280 Just just because it seemed like a good idea, like so at all 1062 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,560 these things and then this American company came through 1063 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,600 and went like, how about we do it? 1064 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,440 And I said, well, I want it to be a bit like this. 1065 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,640 And I said great, let's do it here. 1066 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:30,080 And so weirdly, it was that or shoot something that would look 1067 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,120 very kind of bog standard, specially. 1068 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,600 And and then this I said I wanted to do something a bit 1069 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,520 more specific and a bit different. 1070 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,320 Yeah, these people like right on board with that. 1071 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,600 Yeah. And so I said, fuck it, let's do 1072 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,480 it with these guys in America. I like the idea of doing it over 1073 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,200 there. I think less and less like I 1074 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,360 personally want to see less like I don't want to see like a big 1075 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:55,440 large generic theatre Yeah, you know I I'd rather see like some 1076 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,000 quirky or a little bit different and especially somewhere 1077 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,560 different. Yeah, as your mind on Saturday 1078 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,600 in a place called County Wicklow, just outside Dublin. 1079 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,120 I'd never played the room in my life. 1080 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,760 And just like the pictures on Google. 1081 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,360 What was the cap? How big was it? 1082 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:16,040 Umm, maybe 120. We didn't early in Late Show and 1083 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,480 the shows up. So I've been doing these times 1084 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,040 in Ireland that I've never played before. 1085 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,000 I don't know why. Only this year was like why am I 1086 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,800 not getting there to win more places in Ireland. 1087 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:28,120 I was doing like Dublin, Cork, Galway, but so much more. 1088 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,440 And and it was that classic case of because I've shot stuff 1089 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,320 before and the the show before it was 10 out of 10. 1090 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,840 And you're like, if only we had film that one, but you can't 1091 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,480 film them all. But the shows before it in these 1092 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,440 towns and cities I've never been to felt great. 1093 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:49,440 And then this one was just the early show was so much fun, but 1094 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,760 there was like a little bits I left out and then just lock the 1095 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,720 Late Show was I remembered those bits. 1096 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,440 So I think it'll come together. And I yeah, I do hate the idea 1097 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,760 of watching a park, but I will do it just to make sure. 1098 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,320 But I hate the idea of watching. A park, yeah, I think I think 1099 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,480 you're right because so many people released them now it does 1100 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,520 get bored and just see in a big room yeah, yeah. 1101 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:13,640 So quirky things like I think Alan Cochran that has in like a 1102 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:14,840 bookstore or something like that. 1103 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,320 Yeah. And this looks cool, like in a 1104 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,840 smaller room is always going to be and. 1105 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:18,680 You want to feel like you're there. 1106 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,200 It's hard to get a sense of being there. 1107 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,440 Absolutely, yeah. Huge player, but if you know, if 1108 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,480 it's film like in the crowd, yeah, then it feels a bit more 1109 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,040 like what the experience is. Yeah, Washington was a was a 1110 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,400 tough one for me. Last time at the venue was. 1111 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,560 Good luck man. Yeah, but you'll you'll not be 1112 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,400 in this room on you and you'll have a far bigger. 1113 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,000 Crowd is it? Why was it tough? 1114 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,960 It they did this, this haven't loaded into they were like, say 1115 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,040 I'd sold, I don't know, 40. They were like, we have a 40 1116 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,680 seater, but you're in the 250 seater, that kind of thing. 1117 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,640 Yeah, because we've already booked something in here. 1118 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,120 So it's like we have the perfect amount for this room, but we 1119 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,280 can't be in that room. And then it was a it was a 1120 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,960 Monday night as well. So you kind of like, you know, 1121 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,720 you could probably do that in like cities you play big comedy 1122 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,560 cities you've played before. But I, you know, it just felt 1123 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,920 like the unknown and it was a Monday and it just it just 1124 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,520 didn't it didn't hit for me. But you'll be in a great event. 1125 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,480 Like if they want to fill in there, obviously it's going to 1126 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,040 be a perfect venue to be a good grudge. 1127 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,200 It was April. I think I need to get hold of. 1128 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,160 I think it's a goodbye. Is it? 1129 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,320 April at hard theatre. Oh God. 1130 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,360 So Trump will have been in power for 2 1/2 months, but then, 1131 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,680 right? So you said you would only 1132 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,360 record a special once He was buying part? 1133 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,640 I was. I'm going to, I'm going to start 1134 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,360 a little now. I'm going to start a rumour on 1135 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,240 AQ and on website that you're the first infiltration of the 1136 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:47,640 British community. America again, because you'll 1137 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,360 look like someone who was coming. 1138 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:58,040 To take oh coloniser. I'm just reading about the 1139 00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,320 American Civil War. I didn't know a lot about it, 1140 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,880 but I'm reading a book about it. I don't know anything about it 1141 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,240 but my eldest. I don't. 1142 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,600 I'm halfway through a book about it. 1143 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,320 I read books about stuff and then if you ask me anything 1144 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,880 about it, but I properly read it. 1145 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,560 I read a book about Genghis Khan. 1146 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,240 I know, fuck, I know as much as anyone who hasn't read that 1147 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,400 book, but I wait. I want to learn. 1148 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,240 But the American, the Americans of War One, what's man is that's 1149 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,880 not that long ago. No. 1150 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:29,280 Some of this stuff, I guess, fairly recent history, math, 1151 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:37,560 what? That's all I know about it, 1152 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,880 yeah. It was the fiction was not long 1153 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:48,840 ago. Yeah, I read a book. 1154 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,920 I was reading a book about the about like the pyramids was 1155 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,560 about tombs in Egypt and I was 3/4 of the way through it and I 1156 00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:00,240 weirdly brought the book in the sauna, but the sauna wasn't, you 1157 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,720 know, not a steam room. It's I've done it. 1158 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,160 Yeah, yeah. And there was a an old guy in 1159 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,480 there and he's like, there's, you know, I read a book in a 1160 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,960 sauna. I was like, first time I've done 1161 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,120 it, I will not be doing it again. 1162 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,240 And I was like 3/4 away through the book and he went, what's a 1163 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,640 book? I had a conversation. 1164 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,200 The song about I was like, oh, it's with tombs in Egypt. 1165 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,880 And he went, all right, interesting. 1166 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,880 I was like, I have no idea. I have no idea. 1167 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,400 I I knew halfway through it and on what was going in. 1168 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,640 Yeah, but like, it seemed interesting, you know? 1169 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,040 Now you can't give up. What you just you just sort of 1170 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,960 tracking the words? Yeah, I'm just. 1171 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,720 Just going left to right and. Then, but I've forgot the lot. 1172 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,960 Oh, left. That's where I'm fucking up. 1173 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,600 You were reading it like the Quran, do you? 1174 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,480 Do you not like a chat in the sauna? 1175 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,840 I always chat in the sauna. Fucking everybody. 1176 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,440 It depends. A little bit of small talk. 1177 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,080 I don't have an in depth chat. I don't want, I don't want to 1178 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,200 fill the whole time. You know, we're gonna have how 1179 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,840 you doing mate? You know, I'll definitely say 1180 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,240 hello, but then like, no more than that. 1181 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:02,080 I think that is the weirdest a chat in the song, that is the 1182 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,800 weirdest. That I've got. 1183 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,520 I've got into gratitude, right? And I got into the habit of 1184 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,280 Edinburgh like you. Know you did. 1185 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,360 What do you mean? Like you're pride? 1186 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,200 The idea of practise? You're practising graduate. 1187 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,280 Saying it out loud, right? Basically you. 1188 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,760 Got into gratitude. You're going. 1189 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,720 Into gratitude, which is things you're thinking getting. 1190 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,200 Emotion. You can't get into gratitude. 1191 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,560 He's he's from Scotland. He can't. 1192 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,360 I'm gonna get there this year. Paranoia. 1193 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,800 What, like ghosts and? Everything like, like, you know, 1194 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,120 do you find Edinburgh, you get Groundhog Day, so you get your 1195 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,080 routines because you've got to show you at the same time every 1196 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,120 day. So you'd be like, I wake up 1197 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,600 here, go to the gym there. So I got used to going the sauna 1198 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,200 and I, I did this thing where I'd say out loud everything I 1199 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,320 was grateful for, right? And generally it was fine. 1200 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,720 Where would you say this? In the sauna or in the sauna? 1201 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,080 But it was normally empty because for some reason at the 1202 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,640 Pleasants Gym that there wouldn't be anyone in the sauna. 1203 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,600 So I'd just say I'm, I'm grateful for my wife, I'm 1204 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,080 grateful for kids, grateful I get to do a job saying it out 1205 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,920 loud every day. It's really hard not to be in a 1206 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,320 good mood after that. But then it was just I came in 1207 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:07,240 as this German fella there and I went, oh fuck, I'm. 1208 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:14,320 Going to have to translate this. But not true, no. 1209 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,160 I was like. Grateful for World War 2V. 1210 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,920 I was like, mate, this is, I know it's gonna be weird. 1211 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,720 Oh no, it's weirder than you tell them it's. 1212 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,480 Gonna be weird. That's weird, I said. 1213 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,200 Dude, I do this thing every day right sitting. 1214 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,120 Here off again. So I sit, I sit here and I just 1215 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,840 list things I'm grateful for and I do it out loud. 1216 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,960 Like, is that any good? He's like, but what can he say? 1217 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,360 Is that not? Rather, you didn't do that. 1218 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,040 Like, he was like, he was like, yeah, cool. 1219 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,600 Yeah. Well, I'm listening. 1220 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,440 Everything right? And I get to the end and I feel 1221 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,200 awkward. So. 1222 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:55,800 But you give it a go. But that's it. 1223 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,840 I know it's weird, but him and me sat there listing things we 1224 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,600 were grateful for, like, total strangers. 1225 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,160 And it's. I know it's embarrassing and 1226 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,920 it's weird, but I swear we both came out of that sort of feeling 1227 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,120 better. I can shake your head at me. 1228 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,960 Mark, we just couldn't do that. My gosh, Mark. 1229 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,760 Give it a couple of like. Mark, give it a go. 1230 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,800 Give us a couple of things. You Griffle. 1231 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:23,040 Mark, please. No, no idea, my literally 1232 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,840 stomach is eating my own ass just now. 1233 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,120 What was he grateful? For oh fuck Bratwurst. 1234 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,840 It's the economic situation, the Bavarian tram system. 1235 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,760 I was in Berlin for the first time couple weeks ago. 1236 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,360 I've not been you performing there? 1237 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,480 Yep. How is it? 1238 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,360 How are the crowds? Where's expats, right? 1239 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,560 It was a, it was mainly expats and then some just general 1240 00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,760 Europeans, but it was, it was good. 1241 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,880 It wasn't Jonah felt like grand French show. 1242 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,760 So it was like a basement room that held maybe 80. 1243 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,800 There was about 40 there. Me and Andrew Ryan went and it 1244 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,280 was it was it was fun. It was great. 1245 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,480 If the room was packed, it would have been unreal, but it was it 1246 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,960 was fun. I'll definitely go back. 1247 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,720 But then there was there was almost like too much like 1248 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,440 history to see there. If I have one criticism, they 1249 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,360 have too much history. The loads of it. 1250 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,480 So I am, I just wasn't. That long ago either. 1251 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,720 The thing World War 2 not that long ago and the fall of the 1252 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,760 Berlin War, no, the wall. There was war in Berlin, but I 1253 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,840 just, I was going to go and do the tours, but then I just, 1254 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:51,120 there was too many, you know. So I just, I put on like podcast 1255 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,640 about the history of the place on the airport and then just got 1256 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,080 a Lime scooter and just went around the correspondent. 1257 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,080 Places, yeah, which felt great. Did you go to Alcatraz when you 1258 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,440 were in San Francisco? Yeah. 1259 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,440 It's best fucking trip I've ever done. 1260 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,000 I thought it was. A great I'd love to go there. 1261 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:08,440 There's a hell, It's a bit annoying, like the walk up to it 1262 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,800 from the boat, but it was good. It was good. 1263 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,120 Are you serious? Yeah. 1264 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,560 Yeah. It's time to see what the 1265 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:21,040 prisoners felt like. The when you're in it and you've 1266 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,080 got the guided on anything, it's it's a bit eerie. 1267 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,920 Oh my God. And you in the prison yard where 1268 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,840 Al Capone was, and you're sitting there looking at the 1269 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,240 same things they did, and they're talking you through the 1270 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,840 cells for everything. It's the best. 1271 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,120 Do you think they escaped those guys? 1272 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,960 What do you think? Sorry, they successfully 1273 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:37,880 escaped. You think they died? 1274 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,480 It looked like it would be impossible. 1275 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,680 Like if you stand on that thing and you look at where the 1276 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,800 nearest land masses are or whatever, you're just like, no 1277 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,480 chance. Yeah, well, I didn't realise was 1278 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,840 there was an actual community and there was a school. 1279 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,480 Yeah. And all of that was going. 1280 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,640 On the officers, families and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1281 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,200 They're like a school and there was hundreds of them. 1282 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,200 I remember just being in there thinking like, I hate to be a 1283 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,040 prisoner here. Yeah, or anywhere, but they are 1284 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,480 seemed especially. Yeah, Yeah. 1285 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,320 Because they said. Boat Club near there or 1286 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,320 something, some like high society place. 1287 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,640 And if the wind was blown a certain direction, you could 1288 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,320 hear people partying. Yeah. 1289 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,840 From not that far away to you just be in there like not having 1290 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:14,960 a great time. Jesus. 1291 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,880 But it was a it was great. I like to go and do like, 1292 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,400 especially when I'm in America, go theatre and I do. 1293 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:24,000 I like doing a Buster, you know, the big red Buster that seems 1294 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,640 good actually. And then I see what I like and 1295 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,720 then. I'll go and investigate that, 1296 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,200 yeah. Yeah, or sometimes I just stay 1297 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,120 on the bus. You know, you can just follow 1298 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,520 tour guides around, like walking. 1299 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,520 Yeah, You don't have to pay off. You can just follow the group. 1300 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,640 Yeah, you just stand up back because you hear everything. 1301 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,200 Yeah, yeah, I guess not illegal, yeah. 1302 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,160 It's one of those things that feels illegal. 1303 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,240 Yeah. Yeah, like along. 1304 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,280 The street adrenaline feels illegal, but it's. 1305 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,960 Not it's not wrong with it. It's like talking to a guy in a 1306 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,680 song. Are you guys sure are you doing 1307 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,600 doing hold her together like all the like you can are these are 1308 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,640 just two off Yeah, I've. Got loads of different people 1309 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,880 that I. Bring out, you know, I've kept 1310 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,120 them from them, no. No, sometimes. 1311 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,880 Sometimes, yeah, I'm not too much no, if I'm if we're. 1312 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,840 Sort of staying over. Somewhere and we're going to go 1313 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,440 out and have a drink. Yeah, it's definitely like you 1314 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,480 or Elliot or someone like that. Like, do you? 1315 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,960 Do you shoot every nearly nearly everywhere you go into or you're 1316 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,360 more or is it less details someplace? 1317 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,080 It's like, have you done Belfast? 1318 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,720 I haven't shot in Belfast. But you. 1319 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:41,200 People I have shot in Belfast, yeah, I did. 1320 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,280 I did a thing on the standard line boats a couple of weeks 1321 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,520 back when I was OK. But yeah, most places despite if 1322 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,600 I've not. Been somewhere? 1323 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:53,320 Like I was just up in Ashington in the northeast. 1324 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,880 I did shot there, but yeah, I'm going to like going to go shoot 1325 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,680 in New Zealand and Australia and stuff. 1326 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,640 It's it's tiring. Like it's fun, but it's like an 1327 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:06,280 hour super. Like I have to be 100% focused 1328 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,440 and I have to just be looking for things and sort of be ready 1329 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,640 to make something happen at a moment's notice and sort of get 1330 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,520 it straight away and formulate the right thing to say in my 1331 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,040 head. So after about an hour of that, 1332 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,680 I'm, I'm pretty exhausted. Yeah, yeah, but, but, but. 1333 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,680 Yes. That must be good in terms of 1334 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,040 the because you were talking. About people recognising, you 1335 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,400 know, by good because I was the LEG thing. 1336 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,840 That's why you had to kind of stop. 1337 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,640 Yeah. Too many people knew who. 1338 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,600 Yeah, yeah. So, but when you go to other 1339 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,720 countries. Now, yeah, but. 1340 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,320 When you do stuff like Cannes, obviously that's like, but like 1341 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,920 New Zealand and Australia and America, yeah, there'll be much 1342 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,840 less chance of people have seen the videos. 1343 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,360 Yeah, some people will, but more chance you'll be shot. 1344 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,360 Yeah, let. More anonymity. 1345 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,920 I'll be good first though, I'll be great. 1346 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,840 Viral. Oh my. 1347 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,760 God, if you're like below. My God the great the video 1348 01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:56,720 you're getting. Shot I would wank myself dry. 1349 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,720 You're watching it again, Mark. Shopping. 1350 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,840 You will have a premier party, yeah. 1351 01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:11,000 Everybody around where are you on the tour? 1352 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:15,160 Like is a new you at the start? Yeah, so we are. 1353 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:22,040 Where am I? I'm going Auckland, Brisbane, 1354 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:28,840 Sydney, Perth, Melbourne, Adelaide and then coming back 1355 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,960 during the Netherlands couple of dates. 1356 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:35,200 I think we're doing like Utrecht and Amsterdam and Rotterdam and 1357 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:38,880 then USA and Canada in like April, May, like probably just 1358 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,320 following. I love Australia. 1359 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,840 Everyone's happier, they're healthier, everyone's like, you 1360 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,840 know, just they get up at 5, go to the gym before work and 1361 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:52,240 everyone's chilled out and yeah, I love it. 1362 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,760 Mark, you turn at the minute, no starting. 1363 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,120 Again in November. So I've got a yeah. 1364 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,560 So I'll be doing November and then 2nd of November, December 1365 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,200 and then February, March, April next year. 1366 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,280 You're going to come over here? Yeah, I'm going to come over 1367 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,840 here. Doing laveries. 1368 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:08,960 Night. All perfect. 1369 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,400 Perfect. That's where I shot my. 1370 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,440 Last bit I am great as well, low ceiling. 1371 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,880 Yeah, keeps all the energy. I've got a weird thing with 1372 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,200 Edinburgh this year though, because. 1373 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,240 I only this is the first time ever we're going to just do a 1374 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,360 half run. Yeah. 1375 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,560 And it's largely because of Oasis. 1376 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,800 Like I realised because I've got tickets for all three shows, I 1377 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,280 can't go. Like I can't take Afraid in a 1378 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,480 Saturday night off at the French, so I'm going to have to 1379 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:35,760 do the second-half because. Like people are like I've seen 1380 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,000 so many performers forums and stuff where people are like 1381 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,440 fuck, like the why have they done this stuff? 1382 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,480 Like I know Oasis have something. 1383 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,240 Against the film, I know. You know, but I'm hope. 1384 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,240 I'm hopefully. Going to see them in Dublin 1385 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:53,400 class I really hope. There will be some crossover of 1386 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,640 audiences like. I really hope I loaded like like 1387 01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:01,080 Oasis fans from Kilmarnock are up for the full day. 1388 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:05,080 Try to find something to do before they have just 8 of them. 1389 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:12,040 Sitting in some. Like we spoken word some guy 1390 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:16,640 talking to his recent diagnosis. They're doing care. 1391 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,640 At the back. OK. 1392 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,080 Thanks very much for coming on. Have a great choice tonight. 1393 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:27,600 And yeah, the states will be, states will be great. 1394 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,200 Go away. And Australia? 1395 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,520 Where did you get that? Top. 1396 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:38,240 I got sent this. Class I I don't know what the 1397 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:44,120 thing all something football. All the football, maybe. 1398 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,760 So these guys do. Do collab with all these 1399 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,720 different like different clubs and brands and this is the 1400 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:52,760 Guinness one art of football. They sent me this. 1401 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,400 That's real class, nice. And like that a. 1402 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,880 Lot yeah, you want what you. Want right now. 1403 01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,440 Yeah, that will never feel that's true. 1404 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,400 Milo, Mark, thanks so much for coming on the pod. 1405 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,120 Thank you. Appreciate it. 1406 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,280 Thanks for having us.