I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little
secret. Actually, it's a pretty big
secret. Well, now you got to give the
people something. I'm not saying a word.
Oh, then people will know to tune in.
Come on, tell them a little like how we're hosting of comedy
events streaming only on Peacock.
Exactly how it's called New York after dark.
And it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic boom, you
nail into Michael Chase phone nervous.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, New York after dark.
It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on
Peacock. You love it.
Zippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast.
Cheers. It's a Wednesday episode.
I'm flying solo. I believe I can fly.
Can we still sing R Kelly songs? Probably not.
I don't know if there's a
lockdown loophole where you're allowed to like, still
appreciate R Kelly, Michael Jackson, all those guys.
Michael's innocent. He wasn't.
But we've got a lot to get through today.
OK? We've got loads to get through.
Actually got listeners questions going to tell you a little bit
about what I've been watching on the old Netflix.
And of course, we're going to do TripAdvisor.
Last week I brought that feature back where I look at some, you
know, hotspots in Northern Ireland and go through the worst
TripAdvisor comments. It's back.
It's bigger, it's better. I don't know if it's better
because I haven't done it yet, but that's the way it is.
I just done the Boy Time podcast and podcast it out guys.
I'm taking my shoes off. Fuck it to my house.
There's also a building site beside where I live because
they're putting an extension on to my house.
We're going from 75 bedrooms to 1000.
So you might there might be some noise, but you know, the
builders going to build, you know, it's just one of those
things. It's it's unavoidable.
Good news this week is that I mean, not in the grand scheme of
things. Basically in general, you know,
a vaccine would be good news. Apart from the guys who are
like, no mate, you can't. Do you know, people that are
think Bill Gates is trying to kill everyone?
I don't mean that. I mean my waterfront holiday it
has been moved. So my big that, that that's like
my big stand up show for the year.
The big Belfast show was supposed to be on the 3rd of
October. But what we're sort of 5050 on
whether that would go ahead. And we're pretty sure that if
that does go ahead it it would be reduced capacity and it's not
that far away from being sold out.
So it would be an awkward situation where some people that
have bought tickets wouldn't be able to go.
So the best thing to do is just move it.
So we've moved out to February. So I'm delighted to say I'm
doing the Waterfront Hall in Belfast, one of the best goddamn
venues you'll ever see. Just built, built for live
performances. I mean, obviously it is, it's a
hall, but I did it last year and it was the best, the best night
I've ever had performing in many ways.
So come and check that out. The tickets are in the
Waterfront Hall website. Shane Todd.
It's a brand new stand up show called Somebody Told Me, which
is kind of a wee bit about everything.
It's one of those ones where like, look, it's just funny
stuff. But the running theme is urban
myths because we all hear urban myths whenever we're a kid.
You know, somebody's like here, do you know the like, for
example, I got told in this like electricity pylon, there was a
fella who lived in it called Buckwheat with that one, right?
Buckwheat. That's right, there was a guy
called Buckweed that and he was made like he was a man who was
who got electrocuted years ago and Buckweed lived near my mum's
in this electricity pylon. Did he exist?
I don't know, but that's a beauty of urban myths.
You don't know if they're true or not.
And I've compiled the best ones I've ever been told and I'll
tell those on stage and we'll just do stand up by the load of
other things. Also here's we disclaimer,
whenever we get the stand up tour, the whole tour is going to
be rescheduled by the way, for early next year just to give us
time to like get it right. Because I want to I want to get
back to stand up so bad. But I wanted tour shoes to be
really good. I don't want everybody,
including myself to be relaxed, having a good time.
So I think we're I hope we're being responsible and moving
them the next year. As much as that is a hit in many
ways, I think it's I think it's the right thing to do for
everybody. So Oh yeah, there's going to be
no mention of decided of lockdown of coronavirus or I
don't think Brexit in in my new stand up show.
So if people are like, I bet you every comedian is going to be
talking about this. I will not be OK.
So let's not talk about all that kind of stuff and it's just
going to be silly fun. So tickets are on.
I mean, we'll put a link on the podcast as well, but hopefully
the zippers couldn't come out and see it.
The Waterfront Hall, you can see on their website when you look
at the seat pecker or the seat selector or whatever it's
called, there is not that many tickets left for it.
So I, I hope that sells out kind of soon.
So if you want to come to it, come to it and then there's
loads of it. See next year.
It's annoying because there's loads of really exciting stand
up stuff happening for me, but it's next year.
But it is something to look forward to.
Also before we really get into it on the pod, I've got a I've
Got ATV series. Hey, go on the way man on BBC.
So you might have seen a couple of weeks ago, I was posting
about my TV show previously with Shane Todd, where I look at old
clips from the BBC archive and kind of take the piss out of
them a little bit in front of a live audience.
That's happening. We've got a series, but it's not
going to be it'll be on actually this summer, I think towards the
end of the summer. I mean, I really should know
that, but I don't. But I'm filming that all in the
house. So it's going to be a proper
lockdown series. So that's previously with Shane
Todd. It's going to have three
episodes. I'm buzzing about that.
I actually haven't haven't posted about it or anything
because I'm really excited about it.
But it's only when because lockdown is lockdown and there's
like, see, cutting the grass, cutting the grass becomes such a
big part of your day where you're like, right, I've got
that TV show, but then again, I've got to cut the grass.
So I maybe even won't post about it until the time, you know,
because I don't know. I feel like it's even putting
the tickets on sale for the waterfront show in a way.
There's part of me that's like, I feel bad even going come and
check this out, even though I know it'll be next year and
stuff and even just being like, Hey, I got ATV series.
Part of me feels like I don't know, it's a shit time for so
many people. I mean shit time for all of us
to vary in degrees. I I don't have the bad
definitely compared to people that have sick relatives, all
that kind of thing. So I I don't know if I want to
be going the wee man's class check this out, but but I am I
am buzzing about it and that hopefully can watching into it
and we'll chat about it in the next couple of weeks when I know
more about it should be fun. Let me take a big sip of tea
here. So the TripAdvisor thing I do is
this we go on TripAdvisor. None of these reviews are
made-up there. They're all the real ones.
You can see it if you go on. I pack a different place every
week, but I don't look at these in advance, right?
Because the the last time we did it and it's always funny when it
makes me proper crack up. So I'm just going to trawl
through these. Bear with me, I'm going to find
the best ones. This week we're going to look at
the apple green in Lisburn. The apple green is a service
station. Surely people aren't going to be
really passionate about giving bad reviews to a service
station. Who who leaves these reviews?
You're that, you're that you're that. 100% leave reviews for
service stations and Glory Hills.
But let's see what people are saying.
How about you? Now I've been to this Apple
green in Lisburn. I would describe it as dead on.
It's got everything you need. You've got a Subway, you've got
a Lavazza, a big fan of Lavazza coffee.
You can get your diesel, you can get whatever.
I don't know who would really have a problem with it, but
let's let's see some of those people.
So I'm filtering the reviews by terrible and there's 32 people
find the time to write a terrible review of the Apple
Green service station in Lisburn.
Let's start with the first one, Burger King.
Not really King. I feel like this guy's had a bad
burger experience and he's really tried to mug them off
with this zinger of the line to open it up.
Burger King really not King after suffering many horrendous
meals at this outlet. Hey mate, why are you going
back? Why if you have one as you call
it, horrendous meal somewhere, Why?
Why are you continually going? I'll go every day but I get the
shits. Stop going man.
At the drive thru I ordered 2 whopper meals, one with
everything and one with just cheese and onion.
How hard could that be? It couldn't be hard mate, but
what are you going to tell me next?
Well obviously harder than I thought possible.
Not only were the burgers incorrect, both were warm at
best. I mean, that's what you want
from a burger. You don't describe something as
what? It was warm a bit, it was spot
on. Best burgers are supposed to be
warm. They're not supposed to be
scalding. The chips were just plain cold.
Please, someone at Burger King read this and give your staff a
bloody good shake. Burger King head office like a
fuck guys what are you doing? This fellas having a nightmare.
He's giving them a real bad review there, someone called,
Suki writes. On Boxing Day, we were called at
the service station. On Boxing Day, we called at the
service station. I needed to use the disabled
toilet. The loose seat was covered in
human waste. Lifted the seat and underneath
was just as bad and so was the porcelain rim.
So it sounds like a lot of shit here.
Before you say that it could have been the person before.
Well, it wasn't. The dirt looked like it had been
rubbed in. Also, there was not any soap.
I mean, yeah, people do do that, you know, I think there is
people that go about and enjoy doing that.
But how does she know it wasn't the person before?
Harry's girl? I better not be Harry Styles, by
the way, because I'm Harry's boy.
Leisure of you saying rubbish food per customer service.
Just called in for some lunch. I ordered the chicken crispy
burger and double cheeseburger. My chicken was burnt.
I took it up to the server to change.
He said that it wasn't the way they are.
He's trying to do a Jedi mind trick.
She's like this is burnt and the guy's like Nah that's not the
way it is. Well but it's burnt.
I know, but that's not the way it is.
I watched as they lifted a triangle of processed chicken
from plastic box and put it in the microwave to give it to give
it to me. Hence I threw it in the bin.
They were joking never again staff need trained in customer
service as while serving myself and another paying customer they
laughed and joked amongst themselves in their language
which isn't English. Yeah, because if it was English
you wouldn't need to call it their language.
What? What nationality are all the
people that work at Burger King there?
Klingon Mark Just write that the you can tell Mark is 0 crack at
a house party because he starts his by writing hygiene.
That's his big heading at the top.
I was in the apple green Lisburn tyre 4:15 for Sunday.
We were surprised with a lack of hygiene in the toilets.
I mean why? Why?
Even if the hygiene is bad in a service station toilet, why is
it surprising you? Like I'm not going in the
service station toilets going. I'll bet you this is beautiful.
I'm eating my dinner off this seat.
The seating area was distractful.
Thinking means disgraceful, Seats dirty, tables dirty,
floors dirty. Sounds like a Little John song.
The food was good and when we were leaving a cleaner turned
up. He was wiping tables with a
cloth he rinsed in a bucket of brown water.
Lovely example of cleanliness. Won't be back.
And maybe, maybe it was just brown lemonade and he was just
sweetening the place up. Yeah, people just fucking hate
this. Still waiting on my sandwich. 1
member of staff to serve 10 people at times.
Disgraceful. That was left in 2019 and not
not my. Fred is still waiting for a
sandwich, so sort of might because he's absolutely
starving. Jenny D from Ballymena gets in
touch. Stopped off after a run in Cobra
NI. Alright, that's a humble brag.
We get it, you're a runner. You're running in the forest.
Alright. Was tired and all I wanted was
something to eat as I just ran 10K.
Jenny, shut up. Oh, just just far.
I mean, I was a bit tired because obviously I'm a machine.
We were told to join the queue at the bottom, which we did.
Jenny's acting like she shouldn't have been told to join
the queue because she'd ran 10K. Guys, I've ran 10K.
My boyfriend went OK, and you've got a boyfriend as well.
Jesus Christ. My boyfriend got us some coffee
while I waited the order. A young lad took my order and
disappeared in the back. When I got to the tail, a staff
member called Xiaomi was taking the payment.
Xiaomi. I mean, I feel like I probably
could be shamey. I, I mean, it's probably a
shamey and denial, you know what I mean?
It's probably a shamey who's like, I need to get out there
and be more exotic lads. Stop calling me shamey, I'm the
artist formerly known as Shami. From now on it's Shami.
I asked if I got out to my order and he started ranting.
They were too busy and they join the queue at the back.
I tried to explain to the young fella that took my order, had
walked away before I had a chance and he just kept ranting
to join the queue. I mean that's how queues work.
I told him I wouldn't be back and how rude he was.
I took his name and told him I'd be making a complaint.
Named and shamed Xiaomi. How rude are you?
I mean, Xiaomi. Sounds like the person has made
it up just to get rid of Jenny because Jenny is a complete
nightmare. Here I'll be.
I'm from Alameen. I just ran 10K.
What's your name? Xiaomi, Right?
I'll be reporting you Phones. Apple Green headquarters.
Listen, I've got a complaint to make about Xiaomi.
Who the fuck Xiaomi Jenny. Oh my God, do you know what?
Let's go on to Jenny's profile and see if she's, oh, she owned
1 contribution, 1 contribution. Jenny set up an account on
TripAdvisor to leave that review.
Fair play, I'm and hashtag team Xiaomi.
People just absolutely slagging this person just right and this
is so, so dramatic. Rob the Bakewell.
I was robbed at the Bakewell. Had an appointment to set.
By the way, this person starts us with Southbound.
Alright, you're not a fucking cowboy.
Southbound had an appointment. Decided to get get the kids some
breakfast. Why was this written by John
Wayne? Told them.
They told me they only had tea or coffee, no other option.
My my child did not drink that. You might, and I've never had
either. Haven't even heard of the ones I
got charged for. Yeah, this, this, this person's
a Wild West called boy from the 1780s.
Member of staff who should not be employed.
Connor writes this from Castle Elm.
I'm currently sitting at the southbound apple green on my way
home. Right.
You can tell he's fucking raging because he's still in the Apple
green as he writes this. He's got his laptop from the
car. I stand up my car for a good 5
minutes waiting on the pump to be authorised as I see the lady
inside just taking her time walking to the till.
What do you want her to do? I mean I'm reppin.
She wasn't full spread, she wasn't UC and bolt in her way to
the till. I walk to the night hatch,
sounds a bit seedy and hear her topping at me to hurry up.
I say hello, no response. I give her my card and she gives
it back and aggressively slides another hatch open.
I insert. I mean, that's just the way
those hatches are, you know what I mean?
Like they're metal. I insert my card and she walks
away, sits at her chair, feet up, playing on her phone.
Customer service at her finest. I mean, Connor, you nerd, you
wrote that at the time. What a telltale tit.
Horrible stuff, Lorraine says. Awful.
It's just like a big barn. It echoes and it's cold.
It's an apple agreement. OK, It's an apple green.
That's an act. Lorraine's region.
Is it just me or is there a fucking echo in here, in here,
in here, in here? See what I mean?
It was the worst Burger King I ever experienced.
It was cold. The cheese was not even the
slightest, but melted. They got the order wrong, even
though there was no queue. Terrible.
Put me off, I won't contemplate on doing Apple Green ever again.
That I'll meet when your petrol like comes on your head and
towards Ballymena you'll pull in.
Avoid the ATM, the exchange rate cold.
Everyone's just slagging off Burger King basically.
I want one that's really personal.
People saying like the staff top the window.
I mean there is a hatch like the kind I have to.
Connor from Yuri gets in touch. Stopped in yesterday after a
trip to IKEA for a snack. Myself and my father had a
combination of Subway due to having reward points to use and
chopsticks. Here are these two absolute Mad
Men. Connor and his Diaby.
I'm like part of me feels like Subway but part of me feels like
chopsticks. Fusion.
All right, these guys are absolutely living the dream,
mixing it up from all all corners of the world.
I have to say I was extremely disappointed with the
chopsticks. Firstly, I was overcharged for 2
spring rolls and a portion of chips.
Secondly, as well as the inner part of the spring roll, dough
was raw. The filling was absolutely
awful, supposed to be curried veg, but it was sweet with no
taste. The chips were charged at 2:50.
They were cold and limp. So was my decorating this
corner. On the upside, at least the
Subway sandwich was tasty. That's good.
Thank God. Dave Hannah.
Disgusting gents. Just an apple green Lisburn.
Oh my God, gents are disgusting. Mop sitting in the corner.
So the cleaners must be here. Who's managing this?
I mean, ask that. Ask that at the time, not on an
Internet forum. Right?
Give me one more here to finish this off.
This person doesn't leave their name just says they're from
Ireland. They entitled their trip to the
apple green. Massive let down.
I mean, who's going with who's going with Great Expectations?
Listen, say that apple green, don't hold your breath.
It's not the best experience you're ever going to have.
Stopped on a Sunday afternoon for a quick bite to eat.
Parked easily enough. I mean good start, the place
wasn't that busy. Student line at Subway for 20
minutes only to find the one and only bread.
My daughter eats it. Run out.
Your daughter sounds like a bit of a fussy bastard.
I asked how. I mean I'd be the same.
I'd be like, is that gluten free?
I asked how long it would be until more was ready and got a
rude and sarcastic explanation on proofing and cooking.
I mean, that's not sarcastic. If they're like will take 20
minutes for us to cook a new batch, that's not sarcastic.
A simple time frame would have done.
This guy sounds a great crack. After using the toilets, which
were fine, we left. It'll be a long time before I
bother stopping there again. The concessions appeared to be
overwhelmed with the volume of people as it all had long lines.
The place was noisy and untidy and not what you'd expect from
an apple green. It's a far cry from the
excellence of the Dublin Apple greens.
I mean, nationalist response. Very nationalist here Dennis.
No Wi-Fi game. Don't worry, they advertise free
Wi-Fi. Every time I enter a waiter
always tells me it's not working again.
Why? Why one last one?
This is a one star review for the Apple green.
It says OMG stopped here on my way home.
Grab some fast food as time was short.
Stopped here on the way home, grab some fast food as time was
short. Didn't make at home before
showing them myself. Dreadful experience.
They shut themselves in the way home.
Basically one star review here. What's that apple green like?
Fucking shit myself on the way home.
Stopped here on the way home, grab some fast food as time was
short. That sounds pretty good so far.
Didn't make it home before soiling myself.
Dreadful experience. I mean, that is a dreadful
experience, but it's maybe not the apple Green's fault, you
know there. Also, there's no calmer for the
stop between soiling myself and dreadful experience.
It's all just. It just sounds like a song.
Soy myself. Dreadful experience.
That sums it up. Good time there.
Nah, shit myself on the way home.
All right. Cheers, man.
So myself. Dreadful experience.
What about what about? Just to finish anyone who's left
an excellent review, Like who? Who?
It's weird to go there and slag it off, but who's coming home
from the apple green, man? Like, yes, mate, buzzing with
this one. I feel like anyone who's written
a good review of the apple green works for the apple green.
Rob writes 5 stars, right? Rob can't get enough of the
apple green. He absolutely loves it.
A clean spot to pit stop, relax, have a snack, coffee, or just
chill. Hey Rob, don't chill at a
service station. It's not a chill.
It's convenient, you know what I mean?
Work's doing my head in here, my head the apple green here, my
head the service station, the petrol's always well priced.
My friend and I often pop in and play chess and drink apple green
coffee. An excellent blend and fairly
priced. Always find the staff to be
friendly and efficient. You know why?
You know why you think that? Because you are one of the
staff. 100 percent, 100%. Some people are like here.
It's great to chill. What's not the like?
Great place to relax. A regular halt.
I mean, what I like there is you've got people who absolutely
hate it and on the other side of it, you've got people who
absolutely love the apple green. Get in touch with me, comment on
the podcast and let me know where I should review because I
feel like that was more for Burger King.
We did it last week. People were more like really
given off about stuff. So if you've ever read a
TripAdvisor review somewhere and gone on, no, these aren't good.
I need to know about it. What we're going to do in the
podcast now is we're going to get properly in the listeners
questions question you submit. But before I do that, let me
just plug the Patreon. Why would I plug the Patreon?
Because every Monday you get a bonus episode, a Patreon only
episode. patreon.com/team with Me podcast.
Also, I'll give more details on this as I get them, but we're
going to do a Patreon live. We're going to do a live episode
of Tea with Me. We're going to have a live tea
party while we're on lockdown. If you're in Patreon, you'll get
a code to get access to that for free.
If not, it may be like 2 or £3. Or it might just be only
patreonpatreon.com/TV podcast. Main producer Dan do like a wee
cheeky bonus episode for you guys on a Monday.
Patreon.com/TV Me Podcast on with the pod.
We're back, we're going to do listeners questions, we're going
to get through it. But what I enjoy in the time
being is I can hear the builders on the building said beside me
or listening to Prince, Purple Rain.
And I like to think they've done tools temporarily and they're
just really, really like getting close with each other.
I mean, social distancing. I like to think from a distance
they're really like intensely staring at each other and just
really feeling that song because that is a very, very sexual
song. Prince and Purple Rain Speaking
of sexual, I've been watching Too Hot to Handle on Netflix,
which if, if you like Love Island, like if you like, like
programmes that are like so bad that they're good, you don't
know why you're plugging that show.
It's not going to happen. If if you like shows like Love
Island that are really cringe but you can't stop at watching
it, you definitely need to watch Too Hot to Handle.
These people go to an island, they think they're going to have
sex flat out. And the plot twist is if you
kiss each other, do anything sexual, it takes away from the
money pot that you can win at the end.
And hey, some Bob bearers are eaten from the honey pot because
we're about 3 episodes in and then they started off with 100
grand and I've got about 12:50 left.
Well worth watching. Very, very enjoyable.
Also, it's so funny on programmes like that because
anyone who goes on it clearly like wants to be famous through
anything. So they're willing to like go on
have sex on TV, have it watched by like 10s of millions of
people or I don't know how many views something like that gets.
And it's just, it's like you can see the desperation whether like
they're all so unaware of themselves as well.
It seemed loads of those shows, like most people on them.
Like you get some people who are just like, obviously they are
just doing it for the crack. But it's people who you can see
trying to form a character for when they get to the outside
because that's when they'll make money on like Instagram.
Speaking of Instagram, I don't want to dwell on this, but
someone told me about this website you can use where you
can see if people have bought followers, right?
So what you do is you put in someone's username and it tells
you about their their followers. And it says like how many
percentage are like legit people that follow you and what are
robots? And then it'll show you country
by country people that follow your account where they are.
So if you think someone's a bit suspicious, you know, like
there's no way they have that many followers, you can put them
into this thing and it'll tell you.
And hey, I put some people in and they're from here as well.
But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they just have big
followings in India. I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe like I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think
these people, I don't, I think there's probably 3 Indian guys
who know my stand up. Like in fact, no.
Yeah, I think if I if I spent enough time in Mumbai,
eventually a guy would come up to me and go mate, love them a
gold Rick videos, one guy at best.
But some some local personalities seem to have big
followings in the likes of India and Brazil.
And I just want to say great work, great work.
Nowadays, mental. You can properly put the
username in and see what the crack is.
And it's an eye opener. It's an eye opener, folks.
We've got listeners questions here.
I'm going to go through the. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One thing I want to do before we do that, you know that we've
been doing this for a couple of weeks.
We've been. Hang on, I just got an invoice
for something. Is it?
Oh yeah, Korea, Korea. I love when you get an invoice
and it's not that much and you go that's really reasonable
because everybody's happy. Yeah.
Before we move on, we. We do have charity appeals to
do. If you have like a fundraising
thing you're doing or anything you think we could bring a bit
of light to, we do a very quick chat about it on the podcast.
Get in touch tmepodcast@gmail.com and we'll
give it as best a platform as we can.
What I want to highlight this week, I'm trying to bring up
the, the best place for is Marcus Keane.
So you all know, I'm a bit, I'm a big Irish league man, love my
Irish league football. I know a lot of people who
listen to Marcus and his family are, are, have undertaken a big
fundraising thing called Hike for Harry, right?
Which is they're, they're basically trying to raise.
I think 10 grand is the target for a Royal Victoria Hospital
maternity. So that's, that's what, that's
what they're raising money for. It's in, it's in honour of, of
their son who really tragically passed away.
And Marcus is basically like trying to get a load of people
to I, I, I think the idea is to like get outside basically, and,
and, and hike and, and go for a run and do, do that kind of
thing and, and make a donation. And they want as many people to
support it as possible. I'm actually, I'm going to do
something in the morning. Yeah, the morning that this
episode comes out, I'm going to go and do a hike and, and, and
support, support this. Cause they've just given a link
for it. We'll put in the description of
this podcast. But essentially the guys you're
trying to raise 10 grand dealt with the bereavement care at the
Royal Maternity Hospital. And you can read about their
story and, and why they're doing it.
So fantastic cause that that they're raising money for if we
can support it on the podcast, we will.
And I'm going to get get the old walking shoes on tomorrow and,
and, and go and literally support it.
So fair play guys for for doing that.
Listeners questions time. We've got quite a few questions
coming in from the zippers and let's get through them right
now. By the way, the Friday episode
of this podcast, I'll have a guest on, but I don't know
exactly who it is just yet. Yep.
OK, there's something slobbering.
Adam Gillian says ever dip the biscuit into your tea only for
half of the break off and deep dive it to the bottom of the
golden brown sea? Look who hasn't?
I mean it. It's essentially how you go from
a boy to man. You come through that experience
that that experience will make or break you pretty much.
And them I think the thing to do is relax, you know, because if
you're flustered and you're you're trying to dig the biscuit
out, you're going to drop it back in again, take a breath,
look at yourself in the mirror and say, yes, I can.
OK. And then what?
And then what you do is you just go in with your hand and you and
you you bring that bit of biscuit out and you look at it
and you say, I'll never leave a man behind.
No man left behind. And then you eat it, essentially
you say you save it and then you kill it by by eating it.
So I yes, it's happened to me before.
Obviously everyone jokes that rich teas are the main biscuit
that happens with, but it can happen to any of us.
You know, you have a custard cream in the tea, you get a bit
cocky, all right, you're out in the fucking belly.
Big bollocks. I'm having this in for 10
seconds before, you know, you bring it out and you're missing
the wee bit inside the wee custard bit or the cream, but
that would be, I don't know, but it happens.
Oh yes, that's happened, absolutely.
And it's fucking terrible when it does.
Matthew says, how's quarantine going?
Do you get special privileges because you're a big celebrity
in supermarkets? Are you able to skip the line?
No, was the answer to that. And that's horseshit because
it's that's not the way it should be.
I honestly thought when lockdown started, somebody would give me
a shout like the government and go listen mate, this is what it
is for you kind of guys, you know, I was really hoping like
maybe another big celebrity like Bara Bass.
I thought maybe Bara Bass would phone me up and go listen, mate,
welcome to the club, you know, and he would send me like a weak
card, like a like a silver card, you know, and and it doesn't say
anything on it, but you just kind of show it at certain
places and they go get in here, you know, Q Jump.
But that doesn't seem to have happened.
Or maybe I'm just not at that level yet.
I mean, that's a joke because I would be because I mean like one
of the one of the big, I'd be one of the big biggest guys.
I would say physically and and profile wise, people love me.
I'm like thinking of myself as the nation's little brother or
whatever or whatever, right? I don't want to I don't want
everyone to start that. But you know, if everyone thinks
to me is the the the NI Princess Diana or whatever the nation,
sweetheart, I don't know. I don't want you to start No,
because usual usual start flipping saying that don't know.
Cut that out. Cut.
I'll keep it in. No, it doesn't happen.
Look, I also like to keep a low profile Matthew.
I don't show off who I am. You know when I could do, but I
keep the head down and a minute with the people.
I'm in the queue sometimes when I go to Asda.
Although don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I don't
think this makes me a bad person.
If a member of staff came out and in front everyone went she
and Todd. Do you want to just bunk the
queue, mate, Because I like some of your videos.
I thought I would I would be passed everyone before you could
say you're not social distancing.
I'd literally touch people to get them out of the way and go
excuse me, you know, you're you're not comedically talented
and some people go now, are you dickhead?
And I go yes, but I'm the nation's little brother.
So I I would, but it hasn't really happened yet.
Not not in yeah, not in the supermarkets.
It hasn't the really no perks to be in moderately well known and
no discount. Nah, Nah, it is kind of
bullshit, but but that's just the way it is.
And I mean, a lot of people will be surprised to actually go and
do my own shopping, but there you go.
You know, if I can do it, you know, you guys are right
thinking I'm too good to go and do this and that.
Listen, all you need to know is the nation's little brother that
does his own shopping, the nation's little brother.
But don't think of me as that if you're only think of me as that.
If you're older than me, if you're younger than me, think of
me as like your cool older brother.
I don't know, let me have a think about what I want to be
known as. But I kinda, I do like the
nation's little brother. I don't know, the boy, the boy
next door. I don't know.
We'll figure it out, ASA says. Favourite pastry.
MMM, favourite pastry. So I can't really eat pastry
anymore because I have a special Tommy.
I have a special Tommy because I've got that straight up
Crohn's disease and I don't I don't need gluten or dairy.
So that rules pastries out. But back in the day, whenever I
was in and amongst the pastry game, I I loved Hey, builders
turn out radio and I love the panda chocola, you know, and
what I like most about the panda chocola is saying panda chocola,
panda chocola. I like the panda chocola.
I like the no, I think, I think we all have an experimental jam
bone phase and you either become a jam bone guy for life or you
leave that behind in your past. But there was a while when I was
on the jam bones. I like a panda shock a lot.
I like a croissant. Croissant and a cup of tea was
always good. I remember when I was in Paris
for a Northern football match during the EUR couple of years
ago and I got a croissant in like this wee French bakery
beside where I was staying and it smelt unreal.
And when it tasted it, it was really dry.
And I remember thinking I've had nicer croissants in centres in
Belfast. But yeah, big fan, a big fan of
that kind of pastry. This comes from G keeping it
very vague, who just says, do you think there's a committee in
Belfast to decide what sayings we should use for specific
scenarios or for example, COVID lockdown?
People say it's a nightmare, all this.
So it is, yeah. And I think, I think I've
noticed this phrases have become people are forcing them more now
and people are shining a light more on our phrases, if that
makes sense. So the prime example is that's
us now, right? That's us now, right.
So that people have been saying that for years and years and
years, but it became, and it had a wee bit of a resurgence to the
point where, you know, you see it on T-shirts or people like
say it in this like wink, wink, nudge, nudge way.
But then that ruins it in the original way.
So anybody would have said it before when they say it now I'm
I roll my eyes and I'm like, oh, shut up.
But it was a great phrase. But now it's been ruined because
we do this whole like, you know, we do this like thing.
And if I think we need to stop doing that and just let the
phrases be more organic, you know, like we still bet like
wind your neck in is still a real phrase.
So it is has been lost. So it sounds like no, when you
do that, you're you're getting it on the second wave.
But that goes against people who were on so so it is on the 1st
wave. Like Jim McDonald, I'm sure he's
ripping about it. But when I, when I see like
slogan T-shirts and stuff for local phrases, no, no, I don't
like that. My Willy kind of goes back up
inside me when I see those. But I don't know.
Yeah, people do say that about about lockdown.
They say, they say people just go.
It's terrible, isn't it? Takes a listen.
People go When all this over, it's going to be, it's going to
be weird going back to normal. But what is in your normal, you
know, I don't think I use any phrases quite a lot.
I definitely don't say. So it is anyone.
So it is doesn't make sense because you're just reaffirming
what you've said. It's cold out there.
So it is So it, I know you've said it.
So why are you saying it again? I don't know.
I don't, I don't like, I don't like it when people parody the
phrases. There we go.
I mean, when Mike McGoldrick, I probably did that with, you know
yourself. You know yourself anyway, but
that. But the reason I love that
phrase is because it doesn't make sense.
It's just one of those local phrases.
You know yourself. Well, No, you're telling me.
Yeah. We've got a question from Matt
Murph who says, are we boycotting the Mirror newspaper
after disrespecting you with the Jimmy Lee O'Donnell article?
So I mentioned before, this is so weird, right?
But this happens on the podcast a wee bit.
If we have a guest on who's famous, any time we talk about
something that seems innocuous, it is in like a paper or it's
mentioned in a a web article or something.
And 9 out of 10 times it gets credited back to the podcast,
which is all I want. Like, I don't care.
People make stories. It's good for the podcast.
You know, with the Jamie Dornan episode, I don't know if I
mentioned it, but we had we had Jamie Dornan on the podcast
there. Yeah, I don't.
No, I don't don't like talk about it, but guys do that don't
like like lads 100% go like that when they mention something they
think is class, like that woman saying about run the 10K.
Anytime guys, myself included, talk about running long
distances, the voice gets a bit grovelier and you run out of
breath a bit more. I just started doing those,
start doing, you know what it is?
I'm getting the PB. You know what, what'd you say?
I was just saying I've been doing the old dab and then the
old park runs are a maintenance, you know, trying to fuel up and
get the hydration on board. Just speak, you know.
But with the Jimmy Dorn episode, it got covered by dozens of like
massive publications that picked up on a couple of stories that
he talked about, which is weird as well to do because it makes
it so out of context. And I'm sure celeb, like real
celebrities hate that because it, it, it looks so wrong.
What you know, it's it's all context and stories like that
take things out of context. But anyway, that's not my issue.
My issue is when people do stories about the podcast, which
is weird and kind of fun. It's when they don't quote the
source. It's when they don't go.
This was taken from a podcast. Here's more info.
But the podcast, even just the name of it would be would be
more than enough. Just basically being like here,
Cheers for giving us this story. But a couple of times it hasn't
happened and people like like Matt, send me the stories and be
like, mate, they're at you here. And then I e-mail the author and
go, what's a crack here? What come on, that's bad
etiquette. And and anytime I've done it, to
be fair, the people that have written the story, do you know
what it's if it wasn't for lockdown, it wouldn't be doing
it. That wouldn't be doing those
emails. But it feels like anything that
happens at the minute gets exaggerated.
You know what I mean? Like your own experiences become
that suddenly becomes more of a bigger deal.
Didn't mention the article. Got to send an e-mail and those
Apple Green people, I'm slagging people for reviewing Apple
greens. I'm like, why did you not say
about the podcast? But yeah, it happened.
Then that one you sent me was the Daily Mirror, the Showbiz
Guide, the Daily Mirror, and picked up on the story about the
Jamie Lee O'Donnell article where she was talking about guys
always asking her for pictures of her fate.
That became a new story, which is in itself bizarre.
But I emailed the guy and said, hi, I, you got this from my
podcast, but you've made it look like it was your conversation.
That's what pisses me off about it because they make it seem
like they were the ones doing the interview and he got back to
me and he's like, yeah, sorry. They always go, yeah, you know,
it got it. Must have been taken out by the
editor. Nah.
But but anyway, they do like he did apologise and he's like,
don't make a habit out of that. And I was going to reply, say
that you don't. So it is, but I didn't.
I was happy enough for that. But yeah, it is.
It is. It is weird when it happens.
Ross says describe the type of folk who might frequent the soon
to be Tea With Me Cafe. Oh, I mean Ross, you have way
more faith in this podcast than I do if you're thinking we
should have our own premises. But I like that idea.
I think we would have our cafe. You know what I think we should
do? Because the apple green is cold
and echoey according to people. I think we should have our own
pet stop station. But we don't do like petrol, we
don't do diesel, we don't have a chopsticks in it or anything
like that. And that's not being racist.
We just, we don't have anything bar just like bespoke teas.
Would you like that? Because when I drive along, I
sometimes bring a wee flask if I'm going to a road trip.
But I'd love it if I was like, I'll just nip in here for a tea
because I don't want to go into service stations because it's
hassle to pull over and all that.
And you know, just for a cup of tea, but if it was just a wee
tea station, I like that my battery knocked off there, which
is pretty, pretty class. I see in the Cafe Ross.
I just see like down to earth, nice people who enjoy tea.
You know, we're a little bit outside of the box.
We're we're going against this sort of coffee drinking culture.
So I think it's a lot of just straight talking people.
Not not just straight people, by the way, In fact, if in fact, if
I'm being honest, the majority of people I see in there are
bisexual, you know, and that's kind of the way you've got to be
if you're a tea drinker, because you've got to adapt because a
lot of places you go will just do coffee.
So you've got to be willing to be like, all right, I'll have
coffee for now, but I prefer to be having tea, which is probably
what you're like, not you specifically, Ross.
I don't know what your sexuality is.
I don't know what mine is. But you know, here's the thing,
you know, it's all good. All things are.
You know, you've got to try every experiment.
What I'm what I'm saying, especially when it comes to when
it comes to Dean, you never, you never know.
It's been the best to just try everything and then, you know,
process of elimination. You kind of know what you're
into unless you just want to always be bisexual.
But them. But yeah, I'd said it would just
be cool people. You know, it said I'd say
there'll be a good soundtrack because then in a in a real
coffee place, they're going to be really worried about like
having cool music. You know, it'll be like an old
boy LP or like you know who else, who else are music type
guys? You know, I could see that.
I could see them putting on a little bit of, you know, Primal
Scream or something like that. Not the only other band I can
think of right now, but I see in the team place.
I see if we feel like going Scissor Sisters, we go Scissor
Sisters. You know, there's no like, but
that's not cool. We're like, is it not?
Or is it only the horses can't find us tonight?
I don't feel like dancing with the O2 Enterprise, you know,
that is. You can't deny that Jake and the
boys from Scissor Sisters are let you know that's a good time.
You're not going to have a bad time going to see the Scissors
Sisters. And Speaking of being bisexual,
I would know because I'd been to a Scissors Sisters concert and
it was absolutely first class. My dad got given free tickets
because he used to go out with Jake Shearer from the Scissors
Sisters. I think that's why.
And then he he couldn't make it because I think looking at Jake,
he'd be really sad. But he said to me, do you want
these tickets? And me and my mate John went to
see the Scissor Sisters and we had a fucking ball.
It was brilliant, really good fun.
So Ross, I'd say in answer your question, try everything once
man, and just just enjoy, enjoy the ride, you know, And say that
again, Marty De Niro Robinson says, oh, Robert Robin, Robin De
Niro sounds like, you know, sounds like Robert De Niro's
brother is not a good actor at all.
Robin De Niro starring Robin De Niro.
He wouldn't be able to do the Robert De Niro face and he get
all the phrases wrong. Are you saying something to me?
Oh, that's enjoyable.
Robin De Niro, yes, but Maddie, nearest question is what do you
think Mcelroy's up to in in lockdown?
I presume you mean Rory McIlroy and you've had a touchy subject
because I've asked Rory to do the podcast and he has not
written back to me. So he better be busy, OK?
He better. He better be flat out Mr if
you're watching. I'm only joking.
I presume he's just, like, busy being a professional golfer and
probably just living a sweet life.
But you have asked them to the podcast and we'll see what
happens. There's also a couple of guys
have put the feelers out to a couple of guys and girls to get
on the pod. Let's see what happens.
Daniel Hewson, if there's a history to the Money Toad
nickname, what is it? Yeah, so as well as the nation's
little brother and I guess the Princess Diana of comedy, which
a lot of people are calling me, another nickname I have is the
Money Toad. The Money Toad nickname comes
from Dave. Dave Elliott gave me the
nickname and he said, or maybe it came from boy town podcast,
the listener. He was just saying about how I
am a guy who enjoys making money, you know, and that's
that's obviously not wrong. That's why lockdown is very
difficult for me because, you know, the money toad is looking
to, you know, get his tongue out and RIP it, you know, like grab
money with his tongue, but it's just not there because gigs
aren't on anymore. So I think they've identified
that weird, a weird personality trait about me is I like to make
money. And then and the money Toad just
took off from there. It's one of those things where I
don't know why it is a nickname, but I definitely enjoy it.
You know, people will call me the money Toad out and about
sometimes. And you know, other people that
I'm with will go, why are they calling you the money Toad?
And I always go, don't worry about it.
You know, I never explain the money Toad nickname because it
it is, it is a weird one, but I enjoy it.
And I'm just, I'm just a money toad.
If that's if that's OK, Donna, I'm just the money toad.
That's really what it is. Let me ask Dave, call Dave
Elliot. Calling Dave Elliot.
Thank you. That's my my, my Butler.
I don't know. I bet he doesn't answer.
Come on. This guy's going to be doing
nothing else. Don't let me down.
Hit this. Absolutely hit this.
He'll phone the second I stopped doing the podcast.
He'll phone me back. Let me leave him a voice note.
Hold on, Dave. Yep, David, phone me.
Sorry, just had that just to leave him that.
OK, OK, we got more questions here.
Ronan Kerrigan says favourite film scorer or soundtrack?
Favourite soundtrack to film? The Departed has really good
music in it. In the film The Departed, Van
Morrison does a cover of Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb and I
think I've got that right and it's 10 out of 10.
Brilliant. And they used it in The Sopranos
after just because they thought it was class and The Departed,
so I enjoy that. Favourite score?
Once Upon a Time in America, Robin De Niro, That film has a
great score. Inception has a great score.
This is England I love. I love a film with a really good
soundtrack. It adds a lot for me.
I'm trying to think any more of the top of my head.
Good Morning Vietnam stands out. I had the CD of that soundtrack.
It's really good. A lot of like Motown and a lot
of music of the time obviously mean be weird if they put Justin
Bieber on it because it was that was he put out music after the
film way after the film was made.
That is a business opportunity. Hello money dude.
That is not a question for the podcast Belfast guy in China.
Big friend of the pod says In case you have any questions
about Belfast guy in China about either where he's from or his
current location. I think it's pretty clear he's
from Belfast and he's in China. He says have you China?
Have you had any experiences good or bad with hecklers act in
the maggot during a gig? Yes I have had.
By the way hecklers are for anyone who doesn't know people
who like shout out during a show during a stand up show.
Stand ups by and large hate it. Even if it like even if you put
someone down, it gets a big laugh, which it normally does.
You still want to be doing your show.
You know what I mean? It's like, it's like a
distraction that you didn't plan.
I if it's happened to me 100 times, it's, it's only been bad
like couple of times, mainly at the start, because you kind of
find that you know, when you are doing like nice stand up shows
and you've got a promoter and like I'm really lucky to have
now, like, you know, you're doing a tour in good venues with
good staff. There's a line like if you shout
something out during a show, I'm going to probably make a deck
out of you and any stand up will.
But if you persist, if I make a deck out of you and you just
shout something out or you know, you're just being disruptive or
rowdy, you're just going to get fucked out.
That it's as simple as that. The worst time I've had it is.
And also I get that sometimes people have never been to see
live stand up and don't know that you shouldn't do it.
People think they're joining in on the joke and that's when you
got to be like, eh, no, shush, shush, shut up and you scrub
them. But then the worst time, God, I
don't know if I can think of a really bad one.
The one I hated was at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival years
ago. There was a girl who just
continually talked to me during the show.
So like I'd make a joke about like my wee brother or something
and she'd go, yeah, yeah. Do you have you have a brother
or not? She's drunk.
Like, so she's like, what's your, who's your brother and
all? And that's just as an example.
But it just kept going and going.
And she was with a group of about 15 people.
And if I was in like my mid 20s, they were like early 20s.
So like a group of young people who were blocked and at the end
of a Fringe Festival, you flyer people to come into your show.
You know, you basically say like, here's a flyer if you want
to check out the show, it's on up there at midnight or
whatever. And these, I was doing an
afternoon show, These people came into it after I flyered
them. And she was so disruptive and I
kept calling her out. So the first couple times it
happened, I'm being a bit playful.
I'm not going to make a full deck out of you, but I will
basically let you know, like I'll always beat you at this
back and forth. And I can be as harsh as you
want, but I'm going to start off not harsh and then we'll get
there. And it was getting to the point
where I was getting there and I said, Oh yeah.
I was like, look, we're all trying to have a good time here.
I said, I can just keep slagging you off like because you're
ruining my show, or you can just leave.
I was like, you know, I was like, I don't want to be rude,
but feel free to leave because if you're not getting what you
want out of this show, you're wrecking it for everyone else
and me. So it'd be best if you left.
And she started to get really upset.
And she's like, why are you saying this?
And I was like, you're still taught.
I was like, I'm doing a show here.
And she went as she was leaving, right?
She looked at me like I killed every pet she'd ever had.
And she said, like, you flier to get me in here in her in such a
patronising, dismissive way, as if being like, you advertise
your show to me. So I'm entitled to act whatever
way I want and I, I the fuck, That's right.
I asked for security to kick her out.
That's never happened. Like it's never happened to me
at the Fringe Festival. Sometimes happens to people
every day they've got to kick like drunk Dick heads out of the
show. I'd never had to do it.
The security, I comes in, I'm like, thank God, there's my
backup, but he just sits there so he undermine me to everybody
in the room. Everyone's like we know he wants
her out and she's not out. So it it made her have the upper
hand kind of and it was terrible.
I think I was really like to the staff after, you know, because
the protocol is at the fringe, you it gets all set out
beforehand. You let them know you want
someone kicked out. The pointer comes in, removes
them, but it didn't happen. God, that was that was really
bad. But good.
Has it happened in a good way? Probably not really.
Like someone might shout out something funny, but like, we
all know what our rules are there.
The guy with the microphone standing on the stage does the
talking. Unless it's audience
participation, in which case that's great if you have a good
back and forth with someone. But I don't know, it's just kind
of annoying at times. Katrina says you've mentioned.
Oh, also the best it's ever been was whenever I was doing the
waterfront last year and I was doing a story about my dad,
someone, someone heckling me, which is true by being by saying
you're done like my lawnmower, which is such a random shout.
I said that at the towards the end of my set at the waterfront
last year, I said something that set up this thing and someone
shouted out from the audience, you're done like my lawnmower.
And straight away I went, Nah, I mean they don't have gardens and
devaslats and it's not even that funny a response.
But I think it's the speed in which he gave it back.
And I hadn't thought if someone shouts that I'll say this, but
that was really good. But what pissed me off is I'd
put a clip of it up and loads of people went, I say loads, two
people when you planted him. No, you know the way we have 6°
is separation in Belfast, in Northern Ireland it's 1°.
We all know someone. So if I had said to somebody
here, mate, I'll give you, I'll give you 6 grand if you shout
this out at a certain point, eventually he would have told
someone it would, you know, obviously I wouldn't do that
because there's also no guarantee that that's funny.
And also, unless you're getting Robin De Niro to do it, nobody
here is that good enough an actor Where you, you know, if I,
if I said of one of my mates, Dave, Dave, I'm on the podcast
here, my podcast. Can you answer one thing for me
please? Yeah.
Someone asked me where I got the nickname the money told or how
that started. Do you know?
I don't. Honestly, I think I don't.
I think you just sort of like talking about licking.
Money or something? Or licking.
It all up, breaking it up, I don't know.
You know, no, it's licking up that money, no.
No, I don't know. I thought you might shed some
light on it, but you can't. No, but I'll tell you what you
should do. You should ask your listeners to
go back on every episode of Boy Time and try and find out.
Yeah, like like a where's, like an audio where's Wally kind of
thing, Correct. Yeah, they need to just find out
where the origin of the money told and go from there.
Rabbit. All right, Daddy.
Thanks. All right.
Take care. Bye.
Love you.
So there you go. Useless as a chocolate as usual.
As of all the chocolate. Peapod.
Yeah. So what I was going to say is if
you ask one of your mates here in the biggest show of my life,
shout out, you're done at my lawnmower, they would panic and
they would deliver it like this. That would be the start of it,
right? What was it again?
Hello. 2 seconds. Umm, yes, I said your, your neck
may no more. You know, that's the way it
would have went. So I just want to let people
know that's fake news, Katrina said.
I think this is our last question.
Is it? No, it's her second last
question. Katrina says why am I fucking?
Why am I fucking this up so bad? Says yeah, got it, got it, got
it. You mentioned loads about doing
more acting. What's a preferred role?
Are we going some serious or just straight down the comedy
line? Yeah, I do.
I do definitely want to do more acting.
I've kind of done bits and pieces and I want to do more of
it. Actually.
I think I said this couple weeks ago.
Watching Normal People made me want to act more because I don't
think I could ever act that good obviously, but.
It it just looked like such a fulfilling project.
So what a wank. I mean, I'm already an actor
saying things like that. I mean, it was such a fulfilling
project for me, he says in a turtleneck.
I would love to do yeah, comedy, of course, because that's what
I'm into. But I would like to do some some
serious stuff too, never and never done, like straight type
Acton, you know, always play gay characters.
But but I would, I would like to do, I would like to do some
serious stuff, but comedy would probably make sense because, you
know, say I do like some sort of massively serious role and then
I go come see me do stand up. You may be a bit confused.
You're like 2 seconds ago I saw this guy, you know, crying in
Hollyoaks. I mean, it wouldn't be in
Hollyoaks because I just, I just wouldn't be, it wouldn't be my
vibe, you know. But yeah, I think comedy
definitely I'd like to start off by doing more comedy, like TV
and film stuff. And then maybe I think, I think
once you sort of find your fate and once you feel a wee bit more
comfortable in front of the camera and like acting wise,
then you might do more serious stuff.
But I don't know, probably consider doing anything.
I'd like to do some short films as well.
Even if there's a really good student film.
I know Dave did a Dave Elliott did a student film a couple of
months before lockdown and said he he really enjoyed it.
So I don't know. But it is something I am keeping
my eye on at the minute and hoping to do more.
My final question comes from Alex who says, do you think the
term Chinese virus is sly? Yeah, my man Trump has been
going wrong. I say my man, I don't know him,
but he's been going around saying like the the virus comes
from China, OK, it's a Chinese virus.
And do I think that's sly? Yeah.
But I don't think the Chinese are really, like, threatened by,
like, he said about drink. Like, what was it he said?
Like, drink antibacterial hand wipes and you'll be sweet.
You'll not have coronavirus, and you'll live for 600 years.
So the Chinese people are probably going, you know what?
It's not like, you know, it'd be different if the, if Helen
Mirren said it, the people of China would probably like that
is so sly. Like what?
I loved her work. Why she'd done that.
They they'd probably water off a duck's back at this point, You
know, they're probably like, fuck it, don't worry about it.
I don't know. But you know, where, where did
the virus originate? Find out next week's podcast.
I'll be honest, I have no idea. All I got to do is thank
everybody who sent questions in. I appreciate it.
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