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I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin 
Jose, and we've got a little 

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secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little like
how we're hosting of comedy 

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events streaming only on 
Peacock. 

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Exactly how it's called New York
after dark. 

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And it's a comedy show that only
features drop in comic boom, you

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nail into Michael Chase phone 
nervous. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey,
New York after dark. 

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It's some kind of comedy thing, 
and it's streaming now only on 

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Peacock. 
You love it. 

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Zippers, welcome to this episode
of the Tea With Me podcast. 

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Cheers. 
It's a Wednesday episode. 

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I'm flying solo. 
I believe I can fly. 

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Can we still sing R Kelly songs?
Probably not. 

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Probably not. 
I don't know if there's a 

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lockdown loophole where you're 
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appreciate R Kelly, Michael 
Jackson, all those guys. 

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Michael's innocent. 
He wasn't. 

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But we've got a lot to get 
through today. 

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OK? 
We've got loads to get through. 

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Actually got listeners questions
going to tell you a little bit 

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about what I've been watching on
the old Netflix. 

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And of course, we're going to do
TripAdvisor. 

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Last week I brought that feature
back where I look at some, you 

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know, hotspots in Northern 
Ireland and go through the worst

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TripAdvisor comments. 
It's back. 

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It's bigger, it's better. 
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because I haven't done it yet, 
but that's the way it is. 

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I just done the Boy Time podcast
and podcast it out guys. 

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I'm taking my shoes off. 
Fuck it to my house. 

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There's also a building site 
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they're putting an extension on 
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We're going from 75 bedrooms to 
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So you might there might be some
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builders going to build, you 
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Good news this week is that I 
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a vaccine would be good news. 
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like, no mate, you can't. 
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think Bill Gates is trying to 
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I don't mean that. 
I mean my waterfront holiday it 

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has been moved. 
So my big that, that that's like

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my big stand up show for the 
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The big Belfast show was 
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October. 
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whether that would go ahead. 
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that does go ahead it it would 
be reduced capacity and it's not

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that far away from being sold 
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So it would be an awkward 
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have bought tickets wouldn't be 
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So the best thing to do is just 
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So we've moved out to February. 
So I'm delighted to say I'm 

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doing the Waterfront Hall in 
Belfast, one of the best goddamn

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venues you'll ever see. 
Just built, built for live 

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performances. 
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hall, but I did it last year and
it was the best, the best night 

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I've ever had performing in many
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So come and check that out. 
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Waterfront Hall website. 
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It's a brand new stand up show 
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is kind of a wee bit about 
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It's one of those ones where 
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stuff. 
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myths because we all hear urban 
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You know, somebody's like here, 
do you know the like, for 

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example, I got told in this like
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fella who lived in it called 
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Buckwheat. 
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called Buckweed that and he was 
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who got electrocuted years ago 
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in this electricity pylon. 
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I don't know, but that's a 
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You don't know if they're true 
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tell those on stage and we'll 
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other things. 
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whenever we get the stand up 
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be rescheduled by the way, for 
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time to like get it right. 
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really good. 
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them the next year. 
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ways, I think it's I think it's 
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everybody. 
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no mention of decided of 
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don't think Brexit in in my new 
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So if people are like, I bet you
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talking about this. 
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So let's not talk about all that
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going to be silly fun. 
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the zippers couldn't come out 
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The Waterfront Hall, you can see
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at the seat pecker or the seat 
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called, there is not that many 
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loads of it. 
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It's annoying because there's 
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Also before we really get into 
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Got ATV series. 
Hey, go on the way man on BBC. 

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So you might have seen a couple 
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about my TV show previously with
Shane Todd, where I look at old 

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clips from the BBC archive and 
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them a little bit in front of a 
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That's happening. 
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going to be it'll be on actually
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end of the summer. 
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that, but I don't. 
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house. 
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lockdown series. 
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Todd. 
It's going to have three 

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I actually haven't haven't 
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But it's only when because 
lockdown is lockdown and there's

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like, see, cutting the grass, 
cutting the grass becomes such a

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big part of your day where 
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that TV show, but then again, 
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the tickets on sale for the 
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There's part of me that's like, 
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check this out, even though I 
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stuff and even just being like, 
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to vary in degrees. 
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that kind of thing. 
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be going the wee man's class 
check this out, but but I am I 

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am buzzing about it and that 
hopefully can watching into it 

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and we'll chat about it in the 
next couple of weeks when I know

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more about it should be fun. 
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here. 
So the TripAdvisor thing I do is

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this we go on TripAdvisor. 
None of these reviews are 

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made-up there. 
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You can see it if you go on. 
I pack a different place every 

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week, but I don't look at these 
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Because the the last time we did
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makes me proper crack up. 
So I'm just going to trawl 

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through these. 
Bear with me, I'm going to find 

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the best ones. 
This week we're going to look at

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the apple green in Lisburn. 
The apple green is a service 

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station. 
Surely people aren't going to be

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really passionate about giving 
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station. 
Who who leaves these reviews? 

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You're that, you're that you're 
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service stations and Glory 
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But let's see what people are 
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How about you? 
Now I've been to this Apple 

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green in Lisburn. 
I would describe it as dead on. 

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It's got everything you need. 
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a Lavazza, a big fan of Lavazza 
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You can get your diesel, you can
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I don't know who would really 
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let's let's see some of those 
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So I'm filtering the reviews by 
terrible and there's 32 people 

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find the time to write a 
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Green service station in 
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Let's start with the first one, 
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Not really King. 
I feel like this guy's had a bad

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burger experience and he's 
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with this zinger of the line to 
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Burger King really not King 
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meals at this outlet. 
Hey mate, why are you going 

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back? 
Why if you have one as you call 

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it, horrendous meal somewhere, 
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Why are you continually going? 
I'll go every day but I get the 

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shits. 
Stop going man. 

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At the drive thru I ordered 2 
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everything and one with just 
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How hard could that be? 
It couldn't be hard mate, but 

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what are you going to tell me 
next? 

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Well obviously harder than I 
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Not only were the burgers 
incorrect, both were warm at 

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best. 
I mean, that's what you want 

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from a burger. 
You don't describe something as 

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what? 
It was warm a bit, it was spot 

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on. 
Best burgers are supposed to be 

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warm. 
They're not supposed to be 

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scalding. 
The chips were just plain cold. 

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Please, someone at Burger King 
read this and give your staff a 

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bloody good shake. 
Burger King head office like a 

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fuck guys what are you doing? 
This fellas having a nightmare. 

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He's giving them a real bad 
review there, someone called, 

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Suki writes. 
On Boxing Day, we were called at

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the service station. 
On Boxing Day, we called at the 

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service station. 
I needed to use the disabled 

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toilet. 
The loose seat was covered in 

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human waste. 
Lifted the seat and underneath 

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was just as bad and so was the 
porcelain rim. 

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So it sounds like a lot of shit 
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Before you say that it could 
have been the person before. 

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Well, it wasn't. 
The dirt looked like it had been

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rubbed in. 
Also, there was not any soap. 

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I mean, yeah, people do do that,
you know, I think there is 

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people that go about and enjoy 
doing that. 

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But how does she know it wasn't 
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Harry's girl? 
I better not be Harry Styles, by

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the way, because I'm Harry's 
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Leisure of you saying rubbish 
food per customer service. 

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Just called in for some lunch. 
I ordered the chicken crispy 

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burger and double cheeseburger. 
My chicken was burnt. 

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I took it up to the server to 
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He said that it wasn't the way 
they are. 

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He's trying to do a Jedi mind 
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She's like this is burnt and the
guy's like Nah that's not the 

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way it is. 
Well but it's burnt. 

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I know, but that's not the way 
it is. 

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I watched as they lifted a 
triangle of processed chicken 

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from plastic box and put it in 
the microwave to give it to give

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it to me. 
Hence I threw it in the bin. 

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They were joking never again 
staff need trained in customer 

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service as while serving myself 
and another paying customer they

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laughed and joked amongst 
themselves in their language 

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which isn't English. 
Yeah, because if it was English 

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you wouldn't need to call it 
their language. 

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What? 
What nationality are all the 

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people that work at Burger King 
there? 

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Klingon Mark Just write that the
you can tell Mark is 0 crack at 

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a house party because he starts 
his by writing hygiene. 

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That's his big heading at the 
top. 

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I was in the apple green Lisburn
tyre 4:15 for Sunday. 

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We were surprised with a lack of
hygiene in the toilets. 

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I mean why? 
Why? 

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Even if the hygiene is bad in a 
service station toilet, why is 

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it surprising you? 
Like I'm not going in the 

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service station toilets going. 
I'll bet you this is beautiful. 

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I'm eating my dinner off this 
seat. 

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The seating area was 
distractful. 

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Thinking means disgraceful, 
Seats dirty, tables dirty, 

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floors dirty. 
Sounds like a Little John song. 

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The food was good and when we 
were leaving a cleaner turned 

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up. 
He was wiping tables with a 

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cloth he rinsed in a bucket of 
brown water. 

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Lovely example of cleanliness. 
Won't be back. 

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And maybe, maybe it was just 
brown lemonade and he was just 

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sweetening the place up. 
Yeah, people just fucking hate 

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this. 
Still waiting on my sandwich. 1 

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member of staff to serve 10 
people at times. 

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Disgraceful. 
That was left in 2019 and not 

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not my. 
Fred is still waiting for a 

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sandwich, so sort of might 
because he's absolutely 

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starving. 
Jenny D from Ballymena gets in 

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touch. 
Stopped off after a run in Cobra

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NI. 
Alright, that's a humble brag. 

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We get it, you're a runner. 
You're running in the forest. 

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Alright. 
Was tired and all I wanted was 

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something to eat as I just ran 
10K. 

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Jenny, shut up. 
Oh, just just far. 

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I mean, I was a bit tired 
because obviously I'm a machine.

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We were told to join the queue 
at the bottom, which we did. 

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Jenny's acting like she 
shouldn't have been told to join

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the queue because she'd ran 10K.
Guys, I've ran 10K. 

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My boyfriend went OK, and you've
got a boyfriend as well. 

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Jesus Christ. 
My boyfriend got us some coffee 

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while I waited the order. 
A young lad took my order and 

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disappeared in the back. 
When I got to the tail, a staff 

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member called Xiaomi was taking 
the payment. 

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Xiaomi. 
I mean, I feel like I probably 

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could be shamey. 
I, I mean, it's probably a 

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shamey and denial, you know what
I mean? 

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It's probably a shamey who's 
like, I need to get out there 

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and be more exotic lads. 
Stop calling me shamey, I'm the 

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artist formerly known as Shami. 
From now on it's Shami. 

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I asked if I got out to my order
and he started ranting. 

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They were too busy and they join
the queue at the back. 

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I tried to explain to the young 
fella that took my order, had 

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walked away before I had a 
chance and he just kept ranting 

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to join the queue. 
I mean that's how queues work. 

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I told him I wouldn't be back 
and how rude he was. 

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I took his name and told him I'd
be making a complaint. 

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Named and shamed Xiaomi. 
How rude are you? 

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I mean, Xiaomi. 
Sounds like the person has made 

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it up just to get rid of Jenny 
because Jenny is a complete 

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nightmare. 
Here I'll be. 

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I'm from Alameen. 
I just ran 10K. 

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What's your name? 
Xiaomi, Right? 

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I'll be reporting you Phones. 
Apple Green headquarters. 

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Listen, I've got a complaint to 
make about Xiaomi. 

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Who the fuck Xiaomi Jenny. 
Oh my God, do you know what? 

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Let's go on to Jenny's profile 
and see if she's, oh, she owned 

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1 contribution, 1 contribution. 
Jenny set up an account on 

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TripAdvisor to leave that 
review. 

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Fair play, I'm and hashtag team 
Xiaomi. 

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People just absolutely slagging 
this person just right and this 

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is so, so dramatic. 
Rob the Bakewell. 

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I was robbed at the Bakewell. 
Had an appointment to set. 

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By the way, this person starts 
us with Southbound. 

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Alright, you're not a fucking 
cowboy. 

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Southbound had an appointment. 
Decided to get get the kids some

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breakfast. 
Why was this written by John 

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Wayne? 
Told them. 

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They told me they only had tea 
or coffee, no other option. 

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My my child did not drink that. 
You might, and I've never had 

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either. 
Haven't even heard of the ones I

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got charged for. 
Yeah, this, this, this person's 

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a Wild West called boy from the 
1780s. 

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Member of staff who should not 
be employed. 

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Connor writes this from Castle 
Elm. 

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I'm currently sitting at the 
southbound apple green on my way

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home. 
Right. 

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You can tell he's fucking raging
because he's still in the Apple 

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green as he writes this. 
He's got his laptop from the 

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car. 
I stand up my car for a good 5 

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minutes waiting on the pump to 
be authorised as I see the lady 

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inside just taking her time 
walking to the till. 

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What do you want her to do? 
I mean I'm reppin. 

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She wasn't full spread, she 
wasn't UC and bolt in her way to

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the till. 
I walk to the night hatch, 

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sounds a bit seedy and hear her 
topping at me to hurry up. 

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I say hello, no response. 
I give her my card and she gives

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it back and aggressively slides 
another hatch open. 

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I insert. 
I mean, that's just the way 

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those hatches are, you know what
I mean? 

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Like they're metal. 
I insert my card and she walks 

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away, sits at her chair, feet 
up, playing on her phone. 

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Customer service at her finest. 
I mean, Connor, you nerd, you 

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wrote that at the time. 
What a telltale tit. 

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Horrible stuff, Lorraine says. 
Awful. 

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It's just like a big barn. 
It echoes and it's cold. 

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It's an apple agreement. 
OK, It's an apple green. 

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That's an act. 
Lorraine's region. 

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Is it just me or is there a 
fucking echo in here, in here, 

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in here, in here? 
See what I mean? 

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It was the worst Burger King I 
ever experienced. 

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It was cold. 
The cheese was not even the 

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slightest, but melted. 
They got the order wrong, even 

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though there was no queue. 
Terrible. 

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Put me off, I won't contemplate 
on doing Apple Green ever again.

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That I'll meet when your petrol 
like comes on your head and 

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towards Ballymena you'll pull 
in. 

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Avoid the ATM, the exchange rate
cold. 

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Everyone's just slagging off 
Burger King basically. 

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I want one that's really 
personal. 

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People saying like the staff top
the window. 

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I mean there is a hatch like the
kind I have to. 

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Connor from Yuri gets in touch. 
Stopped in yesterday after a 

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trip to IKEA for a snack. 
Myself and my father had a 

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combination of Subway due to 
having reward points to use and 

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chopsticks. 
Here are these two absolute Mad 

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Men. 
Connor and his Diaby. 

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I'm like part of me feels like 
Subway but part of me feels like

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chopsticks. 
Fusion. 

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All right, these guys are 
absolutely living the dream, 

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mixing it up from all all 
corners of the world. 

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I have to say I was extremely 
disappointed with the 

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chopsticks. 
Firstly, I was overcharged for 2

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spring rolls and a portion of 
chips. 

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Secondly, as well as the inner 
part of the spring roll, dough 

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was raw. 
The filling was absolutely 

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awful, supposed to be curried 
veg, but it was sweet with no 

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taste. 
The chips were charged at 2:50. 

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They were cold and limp. 
So was my decorating this 

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corner. 
On the upside, at least the 

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Subway sandwich was tasty. 
That's good. 

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Thank God. 
Dave Hannah. 

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Disgusting gents. 
Just an apple green Lisburn. 

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Oh my God, gents are disgusting.
Mop sitting in the corner. 

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So the cleaners must be here. 
Who's managing this? 

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I mean, ask that. 
Ask that at the time, not on an 

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Internet forum. 
Right? 

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Give me one more here to finish 
this off. 

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This person doesn't leave their 
name just says they're from 

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Ireland. 
They entitled their trip to the 

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apple green. 
Massive let down. 

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I mean, who's going with who's 
going with Great Expectations? 

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Listen, say that apple green, 
don't hold your breath. 

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It's not the best experience 
you're ever going to have. 

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Stopped on a Sunday afternoon 
for a quick bite to eat. 

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Parked easily enough. 
I mean good start, the place 

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wasn't that busy. 
Student line at Subway for 20 

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minutes only to find the one and
only bread. 

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My daughter eats it. 
Run out. 

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Your daughter sounds like a bit 
of a fussy bastard. 

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I asked how. 
I mean I'd be the same. 

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I'd be like, is that gluten 
free? 

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I asked how long it would be 
until more was ready and got a 

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rude and sarcastic explanation 
on proofing and cooking. 

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I mean, that's not sarcastic. 
If they're like will take 20 

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minutes for us to cook a new 
batch, that's not sarcastic. 

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A simple time frame would have 
done. 

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This guy sounds a great crack. 
After using the toilets, which 

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were fine, we left. 
It'll be a long time before I 

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bother stopping there again. 
The concessions appeared to be 

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overwhelmed with the volume of 
people as it all had long lines.

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The place was noisy and untidy 
and not what you'd expect from 

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an apple green. 
It's a far cry from the 

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excellence of the Dublin Apple 
greens. 

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I mean, nationalist response. 
Very nationalist here Dennis. 

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No Wi-Fi game. 
Don't worry, they advertise free

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Wi-Fi. 
Every time I enter a waiter 

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always tells me it's not working
again. 

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Why? 
Why one last one? 

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This is a one star review for 
the Apple green. 

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It says OMG stopped here on my 
way home. 

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Grab some fast food as time was 
short. 

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Stopped here on the way home, 
grab some fast food as time was 

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short. 
Didn't make at home before 

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showing them myself. 
Dreadful experience. 

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They shut themselves in the way 
home. 

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Basically one star review here. 
What's that apple green like? 

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Fucking shit myself on the way 
home. 

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Stopped here on the way home, 
grab some fast food as time was 

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short. 
That sounds pretty good so far. 

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Didn't make it home before 
soiling myself. 

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Dreadful experience. 
I mean, that is a dreadful 

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experience, but it's maybe not 
the apple Green's fault, you 

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know there. 
Also, there's no calmer for the 

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stop between soiling myself and 
dreadful experience. 

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It's all just. 
It just sounds like a song. 

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Soy myself. 
Dreadful experience. 

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That sums it up. 
Good time there. 

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Nah, shit myself on the way 
home. 

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All right. 
Cheers, man. 

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00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,880
So myself. 
Dreadful experience. 

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What about what about? 
Just to finish anyone who's left

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an excellent review, Like who? 
Who? 

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It's weird to go there and slag 
it off, but who's coming home 

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from the apple green, man? 
Like, yes, mate, buzzing with 

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this one. 
I feel like anyone who's written

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a good review of the apple green
works for the apple green. 

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Rob writes 5 stars, right? 
Rob can't get enough of the 

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apple green. 
He absolutely loves it. 

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A clean spot to pit stop, relax,
have a snack, coffee, or just 

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chill. 
Hey Rob, don't chill at a 

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service station. 
It's not a chill. 

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It's convenient, you know what I
mean? 

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Work's doing my head in here, my
head the apple green here, my 

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00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,600
head the service station, the 
petrol's always well priced. 

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My friend and I often pop in and
play chess and drink apple green

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coffee. 
An excellent blend and fairly 

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priced. 
Always find the staff to be 

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friendly and efficient. 
You know why? 

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You know why you think that? 
Because you are one of the 

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staff. 100 percent, 100%. 
Some people are like here. 

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It's great to chill. 
What's not the like? 

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Great place to relax. 
A regular halt. 

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I mean, what I like there is 
you've got people who absolutely

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hate it and on the other side of
it, you've got people who 

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absolutely love the apple green.
Get in touch with me, comment on

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the podcast and let me know 
where I should review because I 

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feel like that was more for 
Burger King. 

453
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,760
We did it last week. 
People were more like really 

454
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,840
given off about stuff. 
So if you've ever read a 

455
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,640
TripAdvisor review somewhere and
gone on, no, these aren't good. 

456
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,000
I need to know about it. 
What we're going to do in the 

457
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,920
podcast now is we're going to 
get properly in the listeners 

458
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,280
questions question you submit. 
But before I do that, let me 

459
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,040
just plug the Patreon. 
Why would I plug the Patreon? 

460
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,160
Because every Monday you get a 
bonus episode, a Patreon only 

461
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,320
episode. patreon.com/team with 
Me podcast. 

462
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:17,160
Also, I'll give more details on 
this as I get them, but we're 

463
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,640
going to do a Patreon live. 
We're going to do a live episode

464
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,000
of Tea with Me. 
We're going to have a live tea 

465
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,320
party while we're on lockdown. 
If you're in Patreon, you'll get

466
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,240
a code to get access to that for
free. 

467
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,200
If not, it may be like 2 or £3. 
Or it might just be only 

468
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,360
patreonpatreon.com/TV podcast. 
Main producer Dan do like a wee 

469
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,480
cheeky bonus episode for you 
guys on a Monday. 

470
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,080
Patreon.com/TV Me Podcast on 
with the pod. 

471
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,920
We're back, we're going to do 
listeners questions, we're going

472
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,640
to get through it. 
But what I enjoy in the time 

473
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,240
being is I can hear the builders
on the building said beside me 

474
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,320
or listening to Prince, Purple 
Rain. 

475
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,640
And I like to think they've done
tools temporarily and they're 

476
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,280
just really, really like getting
close with each other. 

477
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,760
I mean, social distancing. 
I like to think from a distance 

478
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,400
they're really like intensely 
staring at each other and just 

479
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,840
really feeling that song because
that is a very, very sexual 

480
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,000
song. 
Prince and Purple Rain Speaking 

481
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,320
of sexual, I've been watching 
Too Hot to Handle on Netflix, 

482
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,440
which if, if you like Love 
Island, like if you like, like 

483
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:27,880
programmes that are like so bad 
that they're good, you don't 

484
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,720
know why you're plugging that 
show. 

485
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,360
It's not going to happen. 
If if you like shows like Love 

486
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,200
Island that are really cringe 
but you can't stop at watching 

487
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,720
it, you definitely need to watch
Too Hot to Handle. 

488
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,240
These people go to an island, 
they think they're going to have

489
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,240
sex flat out. 
And the plot twist is if you 

490
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,840
kiss each other, do anything 
sexual, it takes away from the 

491
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,600
money pot that you can win at 
the end. 

492
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,760
And hey, some Bob bearers are 
eaten from the honey pot because

493
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,840
we're about 3 episodes in and 
then they started off with 100 

494
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,080
grand and I've got about 12:50 
left. 

495
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,120
Well worth watching. 
Very, very enjoyable. 

496
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,720
Also, it's so funny on 
programmes like that because 

497
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:10,520
anyone who goes on it clearly 
like wants to be famous through 

498
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,560
anything. 
So they're willing to like go on

499
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,160
have sex on TV, have it watched 
by like 10s of millions of 

500
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,560
people or I don't know how many 
views something like that gets. 

501
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,320
And it's just, it's like you can
see the desperation whether like

502
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,520
they're all so unaware of 
themselves as well. 

503
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,480
It seemed loads of those shows, 
like most people on them. 

504
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,320
Like you get some people who are
just like, obviously they are 

505
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,560
just doing it for the crack. 
But it's people who you can see 

506
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,880
trying to form a character for 
when they get to the outside 

507
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,160
because that's when they'll make
money on like Instagram. 

508
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaking of Instagram, I don't 
want to dwell on this, but 

509
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:51,240
someone told me about this 
website you can use where you 

510
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,560
can see if people have bought 
followers, right? 

511
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,280
So what you do is you put in 
someone's username and it tells 

512
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:02,800
you about their their followers.
And it says like how many 

513
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,880
percentage are like legit people
that follow you and what are 

514
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,320
robots? 
And then it'll show you country 

515
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,440
by country people that follow 
your account where they are. 

516
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,800
So if you think someone's a bit 
suspicious, you know, like 

517
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,120
there's no way they have that 
many followers, you can put them

518
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,760
into this thing and it'll tell 
you. 

519
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:24,160
And hey, I put some people in 
and they're from here as well. 

520
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,520
But maybe I'm wrong. 
Maybe they just have big 

521
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:32,600
followings in India. 
I don't know. 

522
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,480
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

523
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,200
Maybe like I don't know, maybe 
I'm wrong, but I don't think 

524
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,640
these people, I don't, I think 
there's probably 3 Indian guys 

525
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,880
who know my stand up. 
Like in fact, no. 

526
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,960
Yeah, I think if I if I spent 
enough time in Mumbai, 

527
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,640
eventually a guy would come up 
to me and go mate, love them a 

528
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,600
gold Rick videos, one guy at 
best. 

529
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:03,680
But some some local 
personalities seem to have big 

530
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,320
followings in the likes of India
and Brazil. 

531
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,240
And I just want to say great 
work, great work. 

532
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,360
Nowadays, mental. 
You can properly put the 

533
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,560
username in and see what the 
crack is. 

534
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,680
And it's an eye opener. 
It's an eye opener, folks. 

535
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,600
We've got listeners questions 
here. 

536
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:25,520
I'm going to go through the. 
Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

537
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,120
One thing I want to do before we
do that, you know that we've 

538
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,760
been doing this for a couple of 
weeks. 

539
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,840
We've been. 
Hang on, I just got an invoice 

540
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,880
for something. 
Is it? 

541
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,120
Oh yeah, Korea, Korea. 
I love when you get an invoice 

542
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,640
and it's not that much and you 
go that's really reasonable 

543
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,360
because everybody's happy. 
Yeah. 

544
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:50,680
Before we move on, we. 
We do have charity appeals to 

545
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,560
do. 
If you have like a fundraising 

546
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,520
thing you're doing or anything 
you think we could bring a bit 

547
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,280
of light to, we do a very quick 
chat about it on the podcast. 

548
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,560
Get in touch 
tmepodcast@gmail.com and we'll 

549
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,120
give it as best a platform as we
can. 

550
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,200
What I want to highlight this 
week, I'm trying to bring up 

551
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,400
the, the best place for is 
Marcus Keane. 

552
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,120
So you all know, I'm a bit, I'm 
a big Irish league man, love my 

553
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,160
Irish league football. 
I know a lot of people who 

554
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:25,520
listen to Marcus and his family 
are, are, have undertaken a big 

555
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,600
fundraising thing called Hike 
for Harry, right? 

556
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,320
Which is they're, they're 
basically trying to raise. 

557
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,200
I think 10 grand is the target 
for a Royal Victoria Hospital 

558
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,280
maternity. 
So that's, that's what, that's 

559
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,880
what they're raising money for. 
It's in, it's in honour of, of 

560
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,400
their son who really tragically 
passed away. 

561
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,040
And Marcus is basically like 
trying to get a load of people 

562
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:57,000
to I, I, I think the idea is to 
like get outside basically, and,

563
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,720
and, and hike and, and go for a 
run and do, do that kind of 

564
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,200
thing and, and make a donation. 
And they want as many people to 

565
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,400
support it as possible. 
I'm actually, I'm going to do 

566
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,560
something in the morning. 
Yeah, the morning that this 

567
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,360
episode comes out, I'm going to 
go and do a hike and, and, and 

568
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,840
support, support this. 
Cause they've just given a link 

569
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,640
for it. 
We'll put in the description of 

570
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,840
this podcast. 
But essentially the guys you're 

571
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,240
trying to raise 10 grand dealt 
with the bereavement care at the

572
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,840
Royal Maternity Hospital. 
And you can read about their 

573
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,600
story and, and why they're doing
it. 

574
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,280
So fantastic cause that that 
they're raising money for if we 

575
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,920
can support it on the podcast, 
we will. 

576
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,840
And I'm going to get get the old
walking shoes on tomorrow and, 

577
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,280
and, and go and literally 
support it. 

578
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,320
So fair play guys for for doing 
that. 

579
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,560
Listeners questions time. 
We've got quite a few questions 

580
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,000
coming in from the zippers and 
let's get through them right 

581
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,640
now. 
By the way, the Friday episode 

582
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,360
of this podcast, I'll have a 
guest on, but I don't know 

583
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:04,840
exactly who it is just yet. 
Yep. 

584
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,080
OK, there's something 
slobbering. 

585
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,440
Adam Gillian says ever dip the 
biscuit into your tea only for 

586
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,240
half of the break off and deep 
dive it to the bottom of the 

587
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,200
golden brown sea? 
Look who hasn't? 

588
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,040
I mean it. 
It's essentially how you go from

589
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,160
a boy to man. 
You come through that experience

590
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,600
that that experience will make 
or break you pretty much. 

591
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:30,040
And them I think the thing to do
is relax, you know, because if 

592
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,880
you're flustered and you're 
you're trying to dig the biscuit

593
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,680
out, you're going to drop it 
back in again, take a breath, 

594
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,640
look at yourself in the mirror 
and say, yes, I can. 

595
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,880
OK. 
And then what? 

596
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,520
And then what you do is you just
go in with your hand and you and

597
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,120
you you bring that bit of 
biscuit out and you look at it 

598
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,480
and you say, I'll never leave a 
man behind. 

599
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,640
No man left behind. 
And then you eat it, essentially

600
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,360
you say you save it and then you
kill it by by eating it. 

601
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,280
So I yes, it's happened to me 
before. 

602
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,160
Obviously everyone jokes that 
rich teas are the main biscuit 

603
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,200
that happens with, but it can 
happen to any of us. 

604
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,520
You know, you have a custard 
cream in the tea, you get a bit 

605
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,880
cocky, all right, you're out in 
the fucking belly. 

606
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,560
Big bollocks. 
I'm having this in for 10 

607
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,040
seconds before, you know, you 
bring it out and you're missing 

608
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,520
the wee bit inside the wee 
custard bit or the cream, but 

609
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,400
that would be, I don't know, but
it happens. 

610
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,800
Oh yes, that's happened, 
absolutely. 

611
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
And it's fucking terrible when 
it does. 

612
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,080
Matthew says, how's quarantine 
going? 

613
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,600
Do you get special privileges 
because you're a big celebrity 

614
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,400
in supermarkets? 
Are you able to skip the line? 

615
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,640
No, was the answer to that. 
And that's horseshit because 

616
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,600
it's that's not the way it 
should be. 

617
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,600
I honestly thought when lockdown
started, somebody would give me 

618
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,600
a shout like the government and 
go listen mate, this is what it 

619
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,960
is for you kind of guys, you 
know, I was really hoping like 

620
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,080
maybe another big celebrity like
Bara Bass. 

621
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,800
I thought maybe Bara Bass would 
phone me up and go listen, mate,

622
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,240
welcome to the club, you know, 
and he would send me like a weak

623
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,240
card, like a like a silver card,
you know, and and it doesn't say

624
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,680
anything on it, but you just 
kind of show it at certain 

625
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,360
places and they go get in here, 
you know, Q Jump. 

626
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,240
But that doesn't seem to have 
happened. 

627
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,960
Or maybe I'm just not at that 
level yet. 

628
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,840
I mean, that's a joke because I 
would be because I mean like one

629
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,400
of the one of the big, I'd be 
one of the big biggest guys. 

630
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,720
I would say physically and and 
profile wise, people love me. 

631
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,520
I'm like thinking of myself as 
the nation's little brother or 

632
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,520
whatever or whatever, right? 
I don't want to I don't want 

633
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,160
everyone to start that. 
But you know, if everyone thinks

634
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:41,320
to me is the the the NI Princess
Diana or whatever the nation, 

635
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,800
sweetheart, I don't know. 
I don't want you to start No, 

636
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,080
because usual usual start 
flipping saying that don't know.

637
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,040
Cut that out. 
Cut. 

638
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,520
I'll keep it in. 
No, it doesn't happen. 

639
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,960
Look, I also like to keep a low 
profile Matthew. 

640
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,120
I don't show off who I am. 
You know when I could do, but I 

641
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,200
keep the head down and a minute 
with the people. 

642
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,280
I'm in the queue sometimes when 
I go to Asda. 

643
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,400
Although don't get me wrong, 
don't get me wrong, I don't 

644
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,600
think this makes me a bad 
person. 

645
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,880
If a member of staff came out 
and in front everyone went she 

646
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,920
and Todd. 
Do you want to just bunk the 

647
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,760
queue, mate, Because I like some
of your videos. 

648
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,280
I thought I would I would be 
passed everyone before you could

649
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,679
say you're not social 
distancing. 

650
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,080
I'd literally touch people to 
get them out of the way and go 

651
00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:27,239
excuse me, you know, you're 
you're not comedically talented 

652
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,239
and some people go now, are you 
dickhead? 

653
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,960
And I go yes, but I'm the 
nation's little brother. 

654
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,440
So I I would, but it hasn't 
really happened yet. 

655
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,639
Not not in yeah, not in the 
supermarkets. 

656
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,400
It hasn't the really no perks to
be in moderately well known and 

657
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:49,480
no discount. 
Nah, Nah, it is kind of 

658
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,440
bullshit, but but that's just 
the way it is. 

659
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,239
And I mean, a lot of people will
be surprised to actually go and 

660
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,760
do my own shopping, but there 
you go. 

661
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,040
You know, if I can do it, you 
know, you guys are right 

662
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,560
thinking I'm too good to go and 
do this and that. 

663
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,800
Listen, all you need to know is 
the nation's little brother that

664
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,720
does his own shopping, the 
nation's little brother. 

665
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,520
But don't think of me as that if
you're only think of me as that.

666
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,120
If you're older than me, if 
you're younger than me, think of

667
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,960
me as like your cool older 
brother. 

668
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,360
I don't know, let me have a 
think about what I want to be 

669
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,800
known as. 
But I kinda, I do like the 

670
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,200
nation's little brother. 
I don't know, the boy, the boy 

671
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:25,920
next door. 
I don't know. 

672
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,320
We'll figure it out, ASA says. 
Favourite pastry. 

673
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:35,840
MMM, favourite pastry. 
So I can't really eat pastry 

674
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,520
anymore because I have a special
Tommy. 

675
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,160
I have a special Tommy because 
I've got that straight up 

676
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,280
Crohn's disease and I don't I 
don't need gluten or dairy. 

677
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,480
So that rules pastries out. 
But back in the day, whenever I 

678
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:53,240
was in and amongst the pastry 
game, I I loved Hey, builders 

679
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:58,280
turn out radio and I love the 
panda chocola, you know, and 

680
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,480
what I like most about the panda
chocola is saying panda chocola,

681
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,360
panda chocola. 
I like the panda chocola. 

682
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:11,400
I like the no, I think, I think 
we all have an experimental jam 

683
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,920
bone phase and you either become
a jam bone guy for life or you 

684
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,000
leave that behind in your past. 
But there was a while when I was

685
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,640
on the jam bones. 
I like a panda shock a lot. 

686
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,280
I like a croissant. 
Croissant and a cup of tea was 

687
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,040
always good. 
I remember when I was in Paris 

688
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,280
for a Northern football match 
during the EUR couple of years 

689
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,320
ago and I got a croissant in 
like this wee French bakery 

690
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,320
beside where I was staying and 
it smelt unreal. 

691
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,960
And when it tasted it, it was 
really dry. 

692
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,800
And I remember thinking I've had
nicer croissants in centres in 

693
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Belfast. 
But yeah, big fan, a big fan of 

694
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:53,120
that kind of pastry. 
This comes from G keeping it 

695
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,040
very vague, who just says, do 
you think there's a committee in

696
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,720
Belfast to decide what sayings 
we should use for specific 

697
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,040
scenarios or for example, COVID 
lockdown? 

698
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,680
People say it's a nightmare, all
this. 

699
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:09,320
So it is, yeah. 
And I think, I think I've 

700
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,200
noticed this phrases have become
people are forcing them more now

701
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,120
and people are shining a light 
more on our phrases, if that 

702
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,120
makes sense. 
So the prime example is that's 

703
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,720
us now, right? 
That's us now, right. 

704
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:30,680
So that people have been saying 
that for years and years and 

705
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:35,560
years, but it became, and it had
a wee bit of a resurgence to the

706
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:41,040
point where, you know, you see 
it on T-shirts or people like 

707
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,760
say it in this like wink, wink, 
nudge, nudge way. 

708
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,120
But then that ruins it in the 
original way. 

709
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,080
So anybody would have said it 
before when they say it now I'm 

710
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,240
I roll my eyes and I'm like, oh,
shut up. 

711
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,920
But it was a great phrase. 
But now it's been ruined because

712
00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,720
we do this whole like, you know,
we do this like thing. 

713
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,880
And if I think we need to stop 
doing that and just let the 

714
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,800
phrases be more organic, you 
know, like we still bet like 

715
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,040
wind your neck in is still a 
real phrase. 

716
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,360
So it is has been lost. 
So it sounds like no, when you 

717
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,360
do that, you're you're getting 
it on the second wave. 

718
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,960
But that goes against people who
were on so so it is on the 1st 

719
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,440
wave. 
Like Jim McDonald, I'm sure he's

720
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,800
ripping about it. 
But when I, when I see like 

721
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,760
slogan T-shirts and stuff for 
local phrases, no, no, I don't 

722
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,440
like that. 
My Willy kind of goes back up 

723
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,440
inside me when I see those. 
But I don't know. 

724
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,440
Yeah, people do say that about 
about lockdown. 

725
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,080
They say, they say people just 
go. 

726
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,640
It's terrible, isn't it? 
Takes a listen. 

727
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,560
People go When all this over, 
it's going to be, it's going to 

728
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,120
be weird going back to normal. 
But what is in your normal, you 

729
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,640
know, I don't think I use any 
phrases quite a lot. 

730
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,800
I definitely don't say. 
So it is anyone. 

731
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,240
So it is doesn't make sense 
because you're just reaffirming 

732
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,560
what you've said. 
It's cold out there. 

733
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,240
So it is So it, I know you've 
said it. 

734
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:10,120
So why are you saying it again? 
I don't know. 

735
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,160
I don't, I don't like, I don't 
like it when people parody the 

736
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,120
phrases. 
There we go. 

737
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,280
I mean, when Mike McGoldrick, I 
probably did that with, you know

738
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,880
yourself. 
You know yourself anyway, but 

739
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,400
that. 
But the reason I love that 

740
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,920
phrase is because it doesn't 
make sense. 

741
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,360
It's just one of those local 
phrases. 

742
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,880
You know yourself. 
Well, No, you're telling me. 

743
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,840
Yeah. 
We've got a question from Matt 

744
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,600
Murph who says, are we 
boycotting the Mirror newspaper 

745
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,320
after disrespecting you with the
Jimmy Lee O'Donnell article? 

746
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,800
So I mentioned before, this is 
so weird, right? 

747
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,720
But this happens on the podcast 
a wee bit. 

748
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,680
If we have a guest on who's 
famous, any time we talk about 

749
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,520
something that seems innocuous, 
it is in like a paper or it's 

750
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,800
mentioned in a a web article or 
something. 

751
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,960
And 9 out of 10 times it gets 
credited back to the podcast, 

752
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,760
which is all I want. 
Like, I don't care. 

753
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,760
People make stories. 
It's good for the podcast. 

754
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,720
You know, with the Jamie Dornan 
episode, I don't know if I 

755
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,440
mentioned it, but we had we had 
Jamie Dornan on the podcast 

756
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,640
there. 
Yeah, I don't. 

757
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:19,720
No, I don't don't like talk 
about it, but guys do that don't

758
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:25,240
like like lads 100% go like that
when they mention something they

759
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:29,240
think is class, like that woman 
saying about run the 10K. 

760
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,520
Anytime guys, myself included, 
talk about running long 

761
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,560
distances, the voice gets a bit 
grovelier and you run out of 

762
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,040
breath a bit more. 
I just started doing those, 

763
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,320
start doing, you know what it 
is? 

764
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,560
I'm getting the PB. 
You know what, what'd you say? 

765
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,040
I was just saying I've been 
doing the old dab and then the 

766
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:54,840
old park runs are a maintenance,
you know, trying to fuel up and 

767
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,560
get the hydration on board. 
Just speak, you know. 

768
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,400
But with the Jimmy Dorn episode,
it got covered by dozens of like

769
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,400
massive publications that picked
up on a couple of stories that 

770
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:13,000
he talked about, which is weird 
as well to do because it makes 

771
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,960
it so out of context. 
And I'm sure celeb, like real 

772
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:20,920
celebrities hate that because 
it, it, it looks so wrong. 

773
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,800
What you know, it's it's all 
context and stories like that 

774
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,240
take things out of context. 
But anyway, that's not my issue.

775
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,720
My issue is when people do 
stories about the podcast, which

776
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:35,080
is weird and kind of fun. 
It's when they don't quote the 

777
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,640
source. 
It's when they don't go. 

778
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,680
This was taken from a podcast. 
Here's more info. 

779
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,760
But the podcast, even just the 
name of it would be would be 

780
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,000
more than enough. 
Just basically being like here, 

781
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Cheers for giving us this story.
But a couple of times it hasn't 

782
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,480
happened and people like like 
Matt, send me the stories and be

783
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,440
like, mate, they're at you here.
And then I e-mail the author and

784
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,000
go, what's a crack here? 
What come on, that's bad 

785
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,320
etiquette. 
And and anytime I've done it, to

786
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,520
be fair, the people that have 
written the story, do you know 

787
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,120
what it's if it wasn't for 
lockdown, it wouldn't be doing 

788
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,360
it. 
That wouldn't be doing those 

789
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,760
emails. 
But it feels like anything that 

790
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,720
happens at the minute gets 
exaggerated. 

791
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,320
You know what I mean? 
Like your own experiences become

792
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,120
that suddenly becomes more of a 
bigger deal. 

793
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,040
Didn't mention the article. 
Got to send an e-mail and those 

794
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,560
Apple Green people, I'm slagging
people for reviewing Apple 

795
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,320
greens. 
I'm like, why did you not say 

796
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:31,280
about the podcast? 
But yeah, it happened. 

797
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,920
Then that one you sent me was 
the Daily Mirror, the Showbiz 

798
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,760
Guide, the Daily Mirror, and 
picked up on the story about the

799
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,000
Jamie Lee O'Donnell article 
where she was talking about guys

800
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,560
always asking her for pictures 
of her fate. 

801
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,920
That became a new story, which 
is in itself bizarre. 

802
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,000
But I emailed the guy and said, 
hi, I, you got this from my 

803
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,280
podcast, but you've made it look
like it was your conversation. 

804
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,320
That's what pisses me off about 
it because they make it seem 

805
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,480
like they were the ones doing 
the interview and he got back to

806
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,480
me and he's like, yeah, sorry. 
They always go, yeah, you know, 

807
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,480
it got it. 
Must have been taken out by the 

808
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,280
editor. 
Nah. 

809
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:12,400
But but anyway, they do like he 
did apologise and he's like, 

810
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,200
don't make a habit out of that. 
And I was going to reply, say 

811
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,960
that you don't. 
So it is, but I didn't. 

812
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,120
I was happy enough for that. 
But yeah, it is. 

813
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,960
It is. 
It is weird when it happens. 

814
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,840
Ross says describe the type of 
folk who might frequent the soon

815
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:31,320
to be Tea With Me Cafe. 
Oh, I mean Ross, you have way 

816
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,560
more faith in this podcast than 
I do if you're thinking we 

817
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,400
should have our own premises. 
But I like that idea. 

818
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:40,960
I think we would have our cafe. 
You know what I think we should 

819
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,000
do? 
Because the apple green is cold 

820
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,560
and echoey according to people. 
I think we should have our own 

821
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,120
pet stop station. 
But we don't do like petrol, we 

822
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,040
don't do diesel, we don't have a
chopsticks in it or anything 

823
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,600
like that. 
And that's not being racist. 

824
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,000
We just, we don't have anything 
bar just like bespoke teas. 

825
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,920
Would you like that? 
Because when I drive along, I 

826
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,080
sometimes bring a wee flask if 
I'm going to a road trip. 

827
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,800
But I'd love it if I was like, 
I'll just nip in here for a tea 

828
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,800
because I don't want to go into 
service stations because it's 

829
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,720
hassle to pull over and all 
that. 

830
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:14,920
And you know, just for a cup of 
tea, but if it was just a wee 

831
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,920
tea station, I like that my 
battery knocked off there, which

832
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,320
is pretty, pretty class. 
I see in the Cafe Ross. 

833
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:27,040
I just see like down to earth, 
nice people who enjoy tea. 

834
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,360
You know, we're a little bit 
outside of the box. 

835
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,960
We're we're going against this 
sort of coffee drinking culture.

836
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,120
So I think it's a lot of just 
straight talking people. 

837
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,160
Not not just straight people, by
the way, In fact, if in fact, if

838
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,720
I'm being honest, the majority 
of people I see in there are 

839
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,840
bisexual, you know, and that's 
kind of the way you've got to be

840
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,680
if you're a tea drinker, because
you've got to adapt because a 

841
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,640
lot of places you go will just 
do coffee. 

842
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,200
So you've got to be willing to 
be like, all right, I'll have 

843
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,960
coffee for now, but I prefer to 
be having tea, which is probably

844
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,880
what you're like, not you 
specifically, Ross. 

845
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,040
I don't know what your sexuality
is. 

846
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,800
I don't know what mine is. 
But you know, here's the thing, 

847
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,440
you know, it's all good. 
All things are. 

848
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,600
You know, you've got to try 
every experiment. 

849
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,080
What I'm what I'm saying, 
especially when it comes to when

850
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,840
it comes to Dean, you never, you
never know. 

851
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,120
It's been the best to just try 
everything and then, you know, 

852
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,680
process of elimination. 
You kind of know what you're 

853
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,280
into unless you just want to 
always be bisexual. 

854
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,600
But them. 
But yeah, I'd said it would just

855
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,040
be cool people. 
You know, it said I'd say 

856
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,960
there'll be a good soundtrack 
because then in a in a real 

857
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,400
coffee place, they're going to 
be really worried about like 

858
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,240
having cool music. 
You know, it'll be like an old 

859
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:35,440
boy LP or like you know who 
else, who else are music type 

860
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,160
guys? 
You know, I could see that. 

861
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,080
I could see them putting on a 
little bit of, you know, Primal 

862
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,880
Scream or something like that. 
Not the only other band I can 

863
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,200
think of right now, but I see in
the team place. 

864
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,040
I see if we feel like going 
Scissor Sisters, we go Scissor 

865
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,160
Sisters. 
You know, there's no like, but 

866
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,200
that's not cool. 
We're like, is it not? 

867
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:57,360
Or is it only the horses can't 
find us tonight? 

868
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:02,120
I don't feel like dancing with 
the O2 Enterprise, you know, 

869
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,800
that is. 
You can't deny that Jake and the

870
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,400
boys from Scissor Sisters are 
let you know that's a good time.

871
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,400
You're not going to have a bad 
time going to see the Scissors 

872
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,680
Sisters. 
And Speaking of being bisexual, 

873
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,280
I would know because I'd been to
a Scissors Sisters concert and 

874
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,600
it was absolutely first class. 
My dad got given free tickets 

875
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,600
because he used to go out with 
Jake Shearer from the Scissors 

876
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,120
Sisters. 
I think that's why. 

877
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,960
And then he he couldn't make it 
because I think looking at Jake,

878
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,000
he'd be really sad. 
But he said to me, do you want 

879
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,680
these tickets? 
And me and my mate John went to 

880
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,720
see the Scissor Sisters and we 
had a fucking ball. 

881
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,600
It was brilliant, really good 
fun. 

882
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,280
So Ross, I'd say in answer your 
question, try everything once 

883
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,800
man, and just just enjoy, enjoy 
the ride, you know, And say that

884
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:57,080
again, Marty De Niro Robinson 
says, oh, Robert Robin, Robin De

885
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:02,120
Niro sounds like, you know, 
sounds like Robert De Niro's 

886
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,840
brother is not a good actor at 
all. 

887
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:10,920
Robin De Niro starring Robin De 
Niro. 

888
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,920
He wouldn't be able to do the 
Robert De Niro face and he get 

889
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:22,720
all the phrases wrong. 
Are you saying something to me? 

890
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:29,120
Are you saying something to me? 
Oh, that's enjoyable. 

891
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:34,960
Robin De Niro, yes, but Maddie, 
nearest question is what do you 

892
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,160
think Mcelroy's up to in in 
lockdown? 

893
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,520
I presume you mean Rory McIlroy 
and you've had a touchy subject 

894
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,920
because I've asked Rory to do 
the podcast and he has not 

895
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,240
written back to me. 
So he better be busy, OK? 

896
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,040
He better. 
He better be flat out Mr if 

897
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,480
you're watching. 
I'm only joking. 

898
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,560
I presume he's just, like, busy 
being a professional golfer and 

899
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,240
probably just living a sweet 
life. 

900
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,520
But you have asked them to the 
podcast and we'll see what 

901
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,240
happens. 
There's also a couple of guys 

902
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,640
have put the feelers out to a 
couple of guys and girls to get 

903
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,120
on the pod. 
Let's see what happens. 

904
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,120
Daniel Hewson, if there's a 
history to the Money Toad 

905
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:18,120
nickname, what is it? 
Yeah, so as well as the nation's

906
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,800
little brother and I guess the 
Princess Diana of comedy, which 

907
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,080
a lot of people are calling me, 
another nickname I have is the 

908
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,080
Money Toad. 
The Money Toad nickname comes 

909
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,560
from Dave. 
Dave Elliott gave me the 

910
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:36,120
nickname and he said, or maybe 
it came from boy town podcast, 

911
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,600
the listener. 
He was just saying about how I 

912
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,680
am a guy who enjoys making 
money, you know, and that's 

913
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,160
that's obviously not wrong. 
That's why lockdown is very 

914
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,080
difficult for me because, you 
know, the money toad is looking 

915
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,400
to, you know, get his tongue out
and RIP it, you know, like grab 

916
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,800
money with his tongue, but it's 
just not there because gigs 

917
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,440
aren't on anymore. 
So I think they've identified 

918
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,320
that weird, a weird personality 
trait about me is I like to make

919
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,160
money. 
And then and the money Toad just

920
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,560
took off from there. 
It's one of those things where I

921
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,240
don't know why it is a nickname,
but I definitely enjoy it. 

922
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,920
You know, people will call me 
the money Toad out and about 

923
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,160
sometimes. 
And you know, other people that 

924
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,360
I'm with will go, why are they 
calling you the money Toad? 

925
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,440
And I always go, don't worry 
about it. 

926
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,520
You know, I never explain the 
money Toad nickname because it 

927
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,880
it is, it is a weird one, but I 
enjoy it. 

928
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,480
And I'm just, I'm just a money 
toad. 

929
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,320
If that's if that's OK, Donna, 
I'm just the money toad. 

930
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,720
That's really what it is. 
Let me ask Dave, call Dave 

931
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,480
Elliot. 
Calling Dave Elliot. 

932
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,800
Thank you. 
That's my my, my Butler. 

933
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,920
I don't know. 
I bet he doesn't answer. 

934
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,880
Come on. 
This guy's going to be doing 

935
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,040
nothing else. 
Don't let me down. 

936
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,400
Hit this. 
Absolutely hit this. 

937
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,760
He'll phone the second I stopped
doing the podcast. 

938
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,640
He'll phone me back. 
Let me leave him a voice note. 

939
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:08,120
Hold on, Dave. 
Yep, David, phone me. 

940
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,040
Sorry, just had that just to 
leave him that. 

941
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:16,720
OK, OK, we got more questions 
here. 

942
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,840
Ronan Kerrigan says favourite 
film scorer or soundtrack? 

943
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,280
Favourite soundtrack to film? 
The Departed has really good 

944
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,560
music in it. 
In the film The Departed, Van 

945
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:36,560
Morrison does a cover of Pink 
Floyd, Comfortably Numb and I 

946
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,800
think I've got that right and 
it's 10 out of 10. 

947
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,040
Brilliant. 
And they used it in The Sopranos

948
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,960
after just because they thought 
it was class and The Departed, 

949
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,280
so I enjoy that. 
Favourite score? 

950
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,440
Once Upon a Time in America, 
Robin De Niro, That film has a 

951
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,200
great score. 
Inception has a great score. 

952
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:03,160
This is England I love. 
I love a film with a really good

953
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,960
soundtrack. 
It adds a lot for me. 

954
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,760
I'm trying to think any more of 
the top of my head. 

955
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,080
Good Morning Vietnam stands out.
I had the CD of that soundtrack.

956
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,360
It's really good. 
A lot of like Motown and a lot 

957
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,920
of music of the time obviously 
mean be weird if they put Justin

958
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,680
Bieber on it because it was that
was he put out music after the 

959
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,160
film way after the film was 
made. 

960
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,440
That is a business opportunity. 
Hello money dude. 

961
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,200
That is not a question for the 
podcast Belfast guy in China. 

962
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,760
Big friend of the pod says In 
case you have any questions 

963
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,960
about Belfast guy in China about
either where he's from or his 

964
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,680
current location. 
I think it's pretty clear he's 

965
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,320
from Belfast and he's in China. 
He says have you China? 

966
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,560
Have you had any experiences 
good or bad with hecklers act in

967
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:53,240
the maggot during a gig? 
Yes I have had. 

968
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,160
By the way hecklers are for 
anyone who doesn't know people 

969
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,720
who like shout out during a show
during a stand up show. 

970
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,520
Stand ups by and large hate it. 
Even if it like even if you put 

971
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,920
someone down, it gets a big 
laugh, which it normally does. 

972
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,680
You still want to be doing your 
show. 

973
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,120
You know what I mean? 
It's like, it's like a 

974
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,040
distraction that you didn't 
plan. 

975
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,800
I if it's happened to me 100 
times, it's, it's only been bad 

976
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,680
like couple of times, mainly at 
the start, because you kind of 

977
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,040
find that you know, when you are
doing like nice stand up shows 

978
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,040
and you've got a promoter and 
like I'm really lucky to have 

979
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,760
now, like, you know, you're 
doing a tour in good venues with

980
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,600
good staff. 
There's a line like if you shout

981
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,640
something out during a show, I'm
going to probably make a deck 

982
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,360
out of you and any stand up 
will. 

983
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:47,760
But if you persist, if I make a 
deck out of you and you just 

984
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,800
shout something out or you know,
you're just being disruptive or 

985
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,800
rowdy, you're just going to get 
fucked out. 

986
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:59,760
That it's as simple as that. 
The worst time I've had it is. 

987
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,520
And also I get that sometimes 
people have never been to see 

988
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,480
live stand up and don't know 
that you shouldn't do it. 

989
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,080
People think they're joining in 
on the joke and that's when you 

990
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:11,040
got to be like, eh, no, shush, 
shush, shut up and you scrub 

991
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,480
them. 
But then the worst time, God, I 

992
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,040
don't know if I can think of a 
really bad one. 

993
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,840
The one I hated was at the 
Edinburgh Fringe Festival years 

994
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,720
ago. 
There was a girl who just 

995
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,680
continually talked to me during 
the show. 

996
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,720
So like I'd make a joke about 
like my wee brother or something

997
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,440
and she'd go, yeah, yeah. 
Do you have you have a brother 

998
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,280
or not? 
She's drunk. 

999
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,880
Like, so she's like, what's 
your, who's your brother and 

1000
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,760
all? 
And that's just as an example. 

1001
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,000
But it just kept going and 
going. 

1002
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000
And she was with a group of 
about 15 people. 

1003
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,120
And if I was in like my mid 20s,
they were like early 20s. 

1004
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:53,240
So like a group of young people 
who were blocked and at the end 

1005
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:55,920
of a Fringe Festival, you flyer 
people to come into your show. 

1006
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,560
You know, you basically say 
like, here's a flyer if you want

1007
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,280
to check out the show, it's on 
up there at midnight or 

1008
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,600
whatever. 
And these, I was doing an 

1009
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,320
afternoon show, These people 
came into it after I flyered 

1010
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,680
them. 
And she was so disruptive and I 

1011
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,800
kept calling her out. 
So the first couple times it 

1012
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,560
happened, I'm being a bit 
playful. 

1013
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,040
I'm not going to make a full 
deck out of you, but I will 

1014
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,920
basically let you know, like 
I'll always beat you at this 

1015
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,360
back and forth. 
And I can be as harsh as you 

1016
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,920
want, but I'm going to start off
not harsh and then we'll get 

1017
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,280
there. 
And it was getting to the point 

1018
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,480
where I was getting there and I 
said, Oh yeah. 

1019
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,080
I was like, look, we're all 
trying to have a good time here.

1020
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,280
I said, I can just keep slagging
you off like because you're 

1021
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,400
ruining my show, or you can just
leave. 

1022
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,680
I was like, you know, I was 
like, I don't want to be rude, 

1023
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,320
but feel free to leave because 
if you're not getting what you 

1024
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,080
want out of this show, you're 
wrecking it for everyone else 

1025
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,600
and me. 
So it'd be best if you left. 

1026
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,000
And she started to get really 
upset. 

1027
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,840
And she's like, why are you 
saying this? 

1028
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,000
And I was like, you're still 
taught. 

1029
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,640
I was like, I'm doing a show 
here. 

1030
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,360
And she went as she was leaving,
right? 

1031
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,480
She looked at me like I killed 
every pet she'd ever had. 

1032
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,760
And she said, like, you flier to
get me in here in her in such a 

1033
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,200
patronising, dismissive way, as 
if being like, you advertise 

1034
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,200
your show to me. 
So I'm entitled to act whatever 

1035
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,880
way I want and I, I the fuck, 
That's right. 

1036
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,880
I asked for security to kick her
out. 

1037
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:24,040
That's never happened. 
Like it's never happened to me 

1038
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,160
at the Fringe Festival. 
Sometimes happens to people 

1039
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,360
every day they've got to kick 
like drunk Dick heads out of the

1040
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,120
show. 
I'd never had to do it. 

1041
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,760
The security, I comes in, I'm 
like, thank God, there's my 

1042
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:38,880
backup, but he just sits there 
so he undermine me to everybody 

1043
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,920
in the room. 
Everyone's like we know he wants

1044
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,560
her out and she's not out. 
So it it made her have the upper

1045
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,560
hand kind of and it was 
terrible. 

1046
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:53,360
I think I was really like to the
staff after, you know, because 

1047
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,400
the protocol is at the fringe, 
you it gets all set out 

1048
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,280
beforehand. 
You let them know you want 

1049
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,600
someone kicked out. 
The pointer comes in, removes 

1050
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,880
them, but it didn't happen. 
God, that was that was really 

1051
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,120
bad. 
But good. 

1052
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,240
Has it happened in a good way? 
Probably not really. 

1053
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:12,400
Like someone might shout out 
something funny, but like, we 

1054
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,840
all know what our rules are 
there. 

1055
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,560
The guy with the microphone 
standing on the stage does the 

1056
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,040
talking. 
Unless it's audience 

1057
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,520
participation, in which case 
that's great if you have a good 

1058
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,640
back and forth with someone. 
But I don't know, it's just kind

1059
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,600
of annoying at times. 
Katrina says you've mentioned. 

1060
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,040
Oh, also the best it's ever been
was whenever I was doing the 

1061
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,520
waterfront last year and I was 
doing a story about my dad, 

1062
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,360
someone, someone heckling me, 
which is true by being by saying

1063
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,760
you're done like my lawnmower, 
which is such a random shout. 

1064
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,520
I said that at the towards the 
end of my set at the waterfront 

1065
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:53,280
last year, I said something that
set up this thing and someone 

1066
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,080
shouted out from the audience, 
you're done like my lawnmower. 

1067
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,160
And straight away I went, Nah, I
mean they don't have gardens and

1068
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,840
devaslats and it's not even that
funny a response. 

1069
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,800
But I think it's the speed in 
which he gave it back. 

1070
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,560
And I hadn't thought if someone 
shouts that I'll say this, but 

1071
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,920
that was really good. 
But what pissed me off is I'd 

1072
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,280
put a clip of it up and loads of
people went, I say loads, two 

1073
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:21,320
people when you planted him. 
No, you know the way we have 6° 

1074
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,960
is separation in Belfast, in 
Northern Ireland it's 1°. 

1075
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,480
We all know someone. 
So if I had said to somebody 

1076
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:32,120
here, mate, I'll give you, I'll 
give you 6 grand if you shout 

1077
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,040
this out at a certain point, 
eventually he would have told 

1078
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,320
someone it would, you know, 
obviously I wouldn't do that 

1079
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,440
because there's also no 
guarantee that that's funny. 

1080
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,000
And also, unless you're getting 
Robin De Niro to do it, nobody 

1081
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,200
here is that good enough an 
actor Where you, you know, if I,

1082
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:53,320
if I said of one of my mates, 
Dave, Dave, I'm on the podcast 

1083
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,680
here, my podcast. 
Can you answer one thing for me 

1084
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,840
please? 
Yeah. 

1085
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,160
Someone asked me where I got the
nickname the money told or how 

1086
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,480
that started. 
Do you know? 

1087
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:09,800
I don't. 
Honestly, I think I don't. 

1088
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,960
I think you just sort of like 
talking about licking. 

1089
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,240
Money or something? 
Or licking. 

1090
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,160
It all up, breaking it up, I 
don't know. 

1091
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,520
You know, no, it's licking up 
that money, no. 

1092
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,960
No, I don't know. 
I thought you might shed some 

1093
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,160
light on it, but you can't. 
No, but I'll tell you what you 

1094
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,880
should do. 
You should ask your listeners to

1095
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,840
go back on every episode of Boy 
Time and try and find out. 

1096
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,520
Yeah, like like a where's, like 
an audio where's Wally kind of 

1097
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,720
thing, Correct. 
Yeah, they need to just find out

1098
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,400
where the origin of the money 
told and go from there. 

1099
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:38,560
Rabbit. 
All right, Daddy. 

1100
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,320
Thanks. 
All right. 

1101
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:39,960
Take care. 
Bye. 

1102
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:40,640
Bye. 
Love you. 

1103
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:45,080
So there you go. 
Useless as a chocolate as usual.

1104
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,760
As of all the chocolate. 
Peapod. 

1105
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,120
Yeah. 
So what I was going to say is if

1106
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,840
you ask one of your mates here 
in the biggest show of my life, 

1107
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,080
shout out, you're done at my 
lawnmower, they would panic and 

1108
00:58:56,080 --> 00:59:01,880
they would deliver it like this.
That would be the start of it, 

1109
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:06,720
right? 
What was it again? 

1110
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:13,600
Hello. 2 seconds. 
Umm, yes, I said your, your neck

1111
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,960
may no more. 
You know, that's the way it 

1112
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,640
would have went. 
So I just want to let people 

1113
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,160
know that's fake news, Katrina 
said. 

1114
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,320
I think this is our last 
question. 

1115
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,600
Is it? 
No, it's her second last 

1116
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,120
question. 
Katrina says why am I fucking? 

1117
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:36,440
Why am I fucking this up so bad?
Says yeah, got it, got it, got 

1118
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,560
it. 
You mentioned loads about doing 

1119
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,560
more acting. 
What's a preferred role? 

1120
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,240
Are we going some serious or 
just straight down the comedy 

1121
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,080
line? 
Yeah, I do. 

1122
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,000
I do definitely want to do more 
acting. 

1123
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,680
I've kind of done bits and 
pieces and I want to do more of 

1124
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,160
it. 
Actually. 

1125
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,240
I think I said this couple weeks
ago. 

1126
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,280
Watching Normal People made me 
want to act more because I don't

1127
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,480
think I could ever act that good
obviously, but. 

1128
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,960
It it just looked like such a 
fulfilling project. 

1129
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,120
So what a wank. 
I mean, I'm already an actor 

1130
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,400
saying things like that. 
I mean, it was such a fulfilling

1131
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,800
project for me, he says in a 
turtleneck. 

1132
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,440
I would love to do yeah, comedy,
of course, because that's what 

1133
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,520
I'm into. 
But I would like to do some some

1134
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:24,960
serious stuff too, never and 
never done, like straight type 

1135
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Acton, you know, always play gay
characters. 

1136
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:32,160
But but I would, I would like to
do, I would like to do some 

1137
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,800
serious stuff, but comedy would 
probably make sense because, you

1138
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,880
know, say I do like some sort of
massively serious role and then 

1139
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,200
I go come see me do stand up. 
You may be a bit confused. 

1140
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:47,080
You're like 2 seconds ago I saw 
this guy, you know, crying in 

1141
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,360
Hollyoaks. 
I mean, it wouldn't be in 

1142
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,640
Hollyoaks because I just, I just
wouldn't be, it wouldn't be my 

1143
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:57,080
vibe, you know. 
But yeah, I think comedy 

1144
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:01,840
definitely I'd like to start off
by doing more comedy, like TV 

1145
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,800
and film stuff. 
And then maybe I think, I think 

1146
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,680
once you sort of find your fate 
and once you feel a wee bit more

1147
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:11,200
comfortable in front of the 
camera and like acting wise, 

1148
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,080
then you might do more serious 
stuff. 

1149
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,760
But I don't know, probably 
consider doing anything. 

1150
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,400
I'd like to do some short films 
as well. 

1151
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,120
Even if there's a really good 
student film. 

1152
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,240
I know Dave did a Dave Elliott 
did a student film a couple of 

1153
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,840
months before lockdown and said 
he he really enjoyed it. 

1154
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:32,120
So I don't know. 
But it is something I am keeping

1155
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,080
my eye on at the minute and 
hoping to do more. 

1156
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,800
My final question comes from 
Alex who says, do you think the 

1157
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:45,160
term Chinese virus is sly? 
Yeah, my man Trump has been 

1158
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,040
going wrong. 
I say my man, I don't know him, 

1159
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:52,720
but he's been going around 
saying like the the virus comes 

1160
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,320
from China, OK, it's a Chinese 
virus. 

1161
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,680
And do I think that's sly? 
Yeah. 

1162
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:05,360
But I don't think the Chinese 
are really, like, threatened by,

1163
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:09,240
like, he said about drink. 
Like, what was it he said? 

1164
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,720
Like, drink antibacterial hand 
wipes and you'll be sweet. 

1165
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,200
You'll not have coronavirus, and
you'll live for 600 years. 

1166
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,600
So the Chinese people are 
probably going, you know what? 

1167
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:24,120
It's not like, you know, it'd be
different if the, if Helen 

1168
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,680
Mirren said it, the people of 
China would probably like that 

1169
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,880
is so sly. 
Like what? 

1170
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,360
I loved her work. 
Why she'd done that. 

1171
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,960
They they'd probably water off a
duck's back at this point, You 

1172
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,800
know, they're probably like, 
fuck it, don't worry about it. 

1173
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,360
I don't know. 
But you know, where, where did 

1174
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,360
the virus originate? 
Find out next week's podcast. 

1175
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,240
I'll be honest, I have no idea. 
All I got to do is thank 

1176
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:47,000
everybody who sent questions in.
I appreciate it. 

1177
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,880
The Patreon I'm going to plug 
one more time. patreon.com/T 

1178
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,040
With Me podcast. 
I'm going to have a guest on 

1179
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:56,400
this Friday's episode to be 
confirmed and we'll just 

1180
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,400
continue with business as normal
after that. 

1181
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,880
Guest on one week. 
So guest on one episode during 

1182
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,560
the week, solo episode on 
another. 

1183
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,600
And why it's taking me so long 
to get 4 words out there. 

1184
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,760
And then the 
patreonpatreon.com/T With Me 

1185
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,320
podcast where you get the odd 
bonus episode. 

1186
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:17,120
Thank you very much for 
watching, listening, all that 

1187
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,160
kind of stuff. 
Appreciate you. 

1188
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,640
Keep drinking tea, keep sipping,
send me the TripAdvisor things 

1189
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,640
and let's just go through some 
of the worst reviews of all 

1190
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,000
time. 
Cheers. 

1191
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,840
The nation's we brother out 
Princess Diana. 

1192
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:29,440
Cheers.