1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,880 Your hair looks really well. No. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,200 Do you mean that because I'm waiting for? 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:06,920 Your hair looks good. Thank you. 4 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,360 What is it about it you're like? It's a bit higher and it looks a 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,600 wee bit sort of she and fire on us. 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,080 Thank you very much, that's really made me happy. 7 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:19,200 That an American haircut. Yep, I got a cut in EH Austin. 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,480 And when you went in, what's the difference between getting a cut 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,320 over there and a cut over here? What's the style? 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,360 What's the energy like? Well, the barbers English. 11 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,520 Yeah, you're alright. Yeah, let me tell you a little 12 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,960 bit. You were just talking about the 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,920 TV show Adolescence there. Yeah, right. 14 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,360 Are we off? No, we're on, We're on. 15 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,560 On the pot, yeah, we're off. We're off, We're off the races, 16 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:45,320 we're off to the races. So I don't know what that's what 17 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,960 it's about too much, but I know Stephen Graham's in it. 18 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,880 Unbelievable. One of the best actors of his 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,960 generation. Oh, what I do. 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,880 There's a kid in it and people are going I, I said the couple 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,080 of minutes earlier and what's up group? 22 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,920 I don't watch sad stuff anymore. See stuff that makes you like. 23 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,080 It's unbelievable. This is perfect for you and Dave 24 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,160 because you're both parents, so you need to watch it. 25 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,640 I'm not a parent because it's about the kid and and it's about 26 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,880 the family around what happens. And it's all shot in one court. 27 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,920 There's no court. There's no editing. 28 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,280 That would suit me so. So basically the cameras are 29 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,920 moving all the time. You've filmed by drawings. 30 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:27,760 It is one of the best film shows I've ever seen in terms of the 31 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,480 camera work, the content. I'm not going to give too much 32 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,800 away from you, but let me just say I think it's a very 33 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,280 important show for the time of the time that we live in now and 34 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,480 about young children, male and female, and about what's 35 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,880 happening with phones, Right. And it's about parents who I 36 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,520 suppose are good parents, but ultimately don't know what the 37 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,880 kids looking at. Yeah. 38 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,160 And it's about the impact of what they're looking at then can 39 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,280 have going forward into their soccer day-to-day life. 40 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,760 I just like see heavy watching heavy stuff. 41 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,880 No, but it's important to watch it like but it's like I, I don't 42 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,400 have kids, but I remember finished watching it message my 43 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,479 brother who's got two young boys and I went what are they doing? 44 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,320 It's. An intense message? 45 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,960 No. What are they doing? 46 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,080 And I said to like, have you watched it? 47 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,480 Was you ever watching? I said, are you watching away 48 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,160 your sons? Because you should watch it with 49 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,360 your sons of a certain age. I know your kids are really 50 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,880 small, but like. But yeah, what is? 51 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,720 This. No, but like, I think like, you 52 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,520 know, if you've got teenage sons, you should be watching it 53 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,120 with them. Yeah. 54 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah. It's only 4 episodes, 34 hours. 55 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,720 Yeah. And it's Stephen Graham. 56 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,440 I discovered him in This is England. 57 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,360 Do you watch This is England? I saw someone had discovered him 58 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,720 before I think all them into this. 59 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,880 But I came across him in that and he was unbelievable. 60 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,040 And he is. He's all this is. 61 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:49,200 England is phenom. One of the greatest shows 62 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,000 around. Some of the greatest scenes, 63 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,760 yeah, May ever made. Yeah. 64 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,120 Dealing with really powerful, more horrible situations. 65 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,880 More importantly, what was the text the boy sent each other 66 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,160 being like? White T-shirt, open shirt? 67 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,920 But he's Navy and black. Yeah. 68 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,800 But this is Friday cash and you're Friday cash. 69 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,600 I'm cash today I. Think, he said. 70 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,160 Cash. It's Friday cash. 71 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,080 I don't know. Friday Cash. 72 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,440 I would go round and say to people, listen, I'm Freddie Cash 73 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,400 today and then. It's just, it's just, you know 74 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,840 what do? You look like a country singer 75 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,040 called Friday Cash. No, don't. 76 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,800 Friday cash, doesn't he? Yeah, here's Friday Cash. 77 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,520 Yeah. Friday cash. 78 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:30,640 You have like a radio Jingle. Friday Cash. 79 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,120 And have you ever heard country music? 80 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,240 Do you know what? I I wanna go, I want to go to 81 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,600 Nashville because it's country. I know. 82 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,440 Yeah, it's early. Aer Lingus are doing flights 83 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,400 from Dublin now to Nashville Direct, right? 84 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,360 So. No, because Aer Lingus that we 85 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,760 got to visit. Apparently it's supposed to be a 86 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,480 brilliant place. I've heard it's Griffon, yes, 87 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,640 but it is all because he's, there's a reluctant country guy, 88 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,680 right? Because he's got in the 89 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,440 Yellowstone and he's sort of like Yellowstone will turn you 90 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,120 into your country music guy. No, but he's resistant. 91 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:10,120 Yeah, but you, you'd everything but the stats, unlike you or. 92 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,120 That's pretty cat. That's pretty catches, right? 93 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:18,079 Everything but the stats. Is my new country song Friday 94 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,440 Cash. I want you. 95 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,880 I need you. Oh. 96 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,320 Say every country's country song, Every. 97 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,960 Country is not a country music artist called. 98 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,880 I got Beyoncé conscious of the. Country song. 99 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,600 Country music song have something to do with train 100 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,000 tracks. Leaving your girl. 101 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,720 Yeah. On your way. 102 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,000 Cold beers, Cold beers, watching the sun go down. 103 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,360 Yeah, it's all like the same kind of generic. 104 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,600 But then again, boy band music is all the same, like. 105 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,800 Zippers, let me take a quick 2nd to tell you that we are 106 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:49,280 sponsored by none other than our friend That Price Guy, Ireland's 107 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:53,000 largest price site and it's not even close. 108 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,440 How much money David under do you think That Price Guys given 109 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,160 away in total? Underground. 110 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,960 Andrew. What, a year or month? 111 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,840 For overall, much he's given away. 112 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:09,200 I don't know, 50 mil. 125 mil. Do you know what I enter it? 113 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,760 Yeah, Every month me and Judy buy tickets. 114 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,840 Well, not. Yep. 115 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,240 Well, here's the thing. You could go for the big prizes 116 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,360 or you could go for like the smaller price. 117 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,760 Instant wins and all that kind of stuff. 118 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,520 Yeah, I I buy it more now than I ever done the Lotto. 119 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,720 But people and Paul has made more millionaires in Northern 120 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,000 Ireland than written saying than the lottery. 121 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,560 I think I'm writing saying that don't let they've just made 122 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,840 their 9th millionaire 9th millionaire. 123 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,320 Fair play to Madam Nice guy as well, Madam. 124 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,320 Oh, on the no, it was him till I'm we're doing. 125 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:45,200 A football match in May at Seaview and there's all candy 126 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,040 sponsored by by that Price guy as well. 127 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,640 They're taking over. You watch every big UK sporting 128 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,040 event at the minute, especially like MMA and boxing. 129 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,040 That Price guy all over it just teamed up with Eddie Hearn for 130 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,320 some sponsorship and really killing it. 131 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:04,400 So I think we're going to the the Eubank and Ben fight and 132 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,040 that is being sponsored by that price game, that price 133 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,200 guy.co.uk. Have a look at everything that's 134 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,520 going on there. It's absolutely wild. 135 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,360 If you enjoy the Tea with Me podcast and you want to see more 136 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,880 patreon.com/tea with Me podcast bonus episode on the Monday live 137 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,920 stream and tickets to all of our live events, patreon.com/team Me 138 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,480 podcast. But you might you love it. 139 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,560 Now I. Love the Yellowstone but I do 140 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,040 not like. I don't like that people here 141 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,000 think they're Cowboys. Yeah, like, I mean, people walk. 142 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,280 I saw. I laughed in a man's face 143 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,160 without even thinking. I was in Mount Stewart, the 144 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,680 National Trust, walking with my kids. 145 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,400 And a guy walked out of a garden wearing a cowboy hat. 146 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,560 And, like, it wasn't as a bit. And he just walked up the steps. 147 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,880 They saw. And he's like, what's this guy 148 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:47,400 doing? I'm like. 149 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,160 It's not practical, no, I laughed in a man's face in New 150 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,320 York, right? I guarantee the way things work. 151 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:58,160 The guy I'm talking about will either see this or make it sent 152 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,400 it. I was leaving a breakfast place 153 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,400 in New York on my last day there and a fellow was walking down 154 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,440 the street near Times Square and it's only me and him really on 155 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,640 the street. There's not that many other 156 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,320 people around. And I'm headphones in and I 157 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,040 clocked him from like me to your way. 158 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:17,440 And I burst out laughing because in my head I went, I know for a 159 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,760 fact just by looking at him that he's from here. 160 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,320 Yeah, he's from home. I was like, there's no doubt in 161 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,960 my mind. And then I laughed because I was 162 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,960 like, it's not funny that there's a distinctive look. 163 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,760 But then I was like, but I bet he's probably like German or 164 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,880 something. Isn't from here. 165 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,000 But that's funny, the idea they might be from here. 166 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,120 As I got closer to him, he went, she and Todd, what's a crack? 167 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,400 And I start talking to him and then I went, I was buzzing. 168 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,880 I went, this is mental. I was like, and he goes, what do 169 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,760 you mean? And I said, I know you're from 170 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,880 home. And the guy goes, he's buzzing. 171 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,320 He goes, do you know me or something? 172 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,480 And I went, no, I thought when I saw you, I looked at you and I 173 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,280 looked at your face and head and I went, he is definitely from 174 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,520 here. Like he's from Northern Ireland, 175 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,280 just by your face and head. And the guy's like, Oh, yeah. 176 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,880 But he. Didn't like it? 177 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,080 They can. Go to an airport, you see, and 178 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,440 you know, an Irish person in an airport, you're like that, those 179 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,640 guys, yeah. All the time the big spot head 180 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,000 like. I was on the Great Wall of 181 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,960 China, right? I was walking the Great Wall of 182 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,480 China. The. 183 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,280 Whole thing. I did the four hour walk. 184 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,320 There's two walks you can do the four hour or the 9 hour walk, 185 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,600 right? I did the four hour walk in the 186 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,080 Great Wall of China and our tour guide, she was lovely 187 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,520 Scandinavian woman and it was about 20 of us and it was she 188 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,080 babe. Huh. 189 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,360 She babe, I know she was a bit older, like that's right. 190 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,480 And you have all babes. Wow, no. 191 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,000 But I was only 20 at the time. Have you heard of DM Helen 192 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,880 Mirren? Yeah, but I was only 20. 193 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,640 Have you heard of MILFS? I heard of Milfs. 194 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,280 Yeah, like your wife. Yes. 195 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:53,040 I'll give you that. Hey, hey, double S down. 196 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,400 Let's break. Don't want no. 197 00:08:55,640 --> 00:09:00,800 She's a mother I'd like to fuck. My mom, just my mom just tripled 198 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,400 down there. She wants a mother, and she. 199 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:09,840 Yeah, fuck. I can't wait for you. 200 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,720 Adam. Does anyone have any objections? 201 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,520 Yes, this guy. What's the fuck? 202 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:26,960 I'm on the Great Wall of China. Did you say you want to fuck his 203 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:31,520 wife on the Great Wall of China? That sounds like a shit country 204 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,760 song too. Just taking her to China. 205 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,400 I want to see your vagina. On the Great Wall of China 206 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,880 anyway, I'm on the Great Wall of China and I'm doing the four 207 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,480 hour walk right and there was a fella there, a big head in them 208 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,720 when I went. He's Irish, so I went up to when 209 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,800 I went, all right. Anyway, who's gone? 210 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:55,360 Turned out walk with me brother. Is the is a Great Wall of China? 211 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:59,040 Like, is it one of those things when you actually get there it's 212 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,280 not worth it? No. 213 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,000 You could just look at it in Google. 214 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,160 It's not a, it's not a great. And it's fault, it's in bad 215 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,080 shape. It's not quite a lot of. 216 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,400 It it's in bad shape, a lot of Mongolians knocking around 217 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:13,240 trying to sell your stuff. Fever from Mongolia like. 218 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,120 OK. Thank you. 219 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:20,600 Well, that's true. They're almost there like, you 220 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,840 know, nice people like, but didn't have a lot of cash on me 221 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,880 like. What, like what did? 222 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,280 What did they look like? No, dude. 223 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,720 Like you'd be walking and like they'd come up and they they 224 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,480 hold an umbrella for you if it was raining and at the end of it 225 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,240 you've to pay them for holding the umbrella, right. 226 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,920 And you're like, no, I'm already got you know, and you give them 227 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,040 some money like I'm going 20 like so I didn't know the S kit. 228 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,560 I wasn't out of Ireland. That my long. 229 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,400 Yeah, apparently like a lot of walls, just not, not in good 230 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,280 shape. And I don't, I don't think you 231 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,400 cannot see it from space. It's. 232 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,080 Not effective. They have a console. 233 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,480 They could, they just feel like, listen, there's a couple of 234 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,440 bricks out here in the wall, could you get up and send a 235 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,120 couple outside? I. 236 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,920 Don't. I don't think it's more of a 237 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,080 tourist thing, No, You know, it's just more of one of the 238 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,560 isn't it one of the wonders of the world? 239 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,080 Yep. Yeah, it was 7 Wonders of the 240 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,240 World isn't. There didn't they built this 241 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:13,120 build at the stop the Huns getting them That's what it was 242 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,840 for under the the Han people, the Mongolians nons yeah trying 243 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,760 to get into China to get. Into Genghis Khan. 244 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,560 Yeah, what are the other wonders of the world? 245 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,080 Taj Mahal. Yep. 246 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,480 The Babylon Go Hanging Park Gardens of Babylon is that one. 247 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:32,480 What's that place in it in Cat? The pyramids and the place in 248 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,680 America, you know, the cliffs where the water goes off. 249 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,400 Niagara Falls, Niagara. Falls. 250 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,480 Isn't that a wonder in the? World. 251 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,160 I think it's a natural wonder of the world though. 252 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,440 It's always like man made a natural wonder. 253 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:45,640 Pyramids anyway, like Jesus. Yeah, Machu Picchu, Christ the 254 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:49,440 Redeemer. There's seven of them, isn't? 255 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,240 That Taj Mahal. Yeah, seven of the. 256 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,920 World Great Wall of China. Who's the 8th wonder I've? 257 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,640 Done one, I've done one of the seven. 258 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,760 Andre the Giant, mate, So he's a bill. 259 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,400 Henry, me and the Me and the Ever. 260 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,600 We have a date on Saturday night, me and my pal Dave 261 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,200 Elliott are going out and Saturday night couple of boys go 262 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,760 on their show. What you gonna say? 263 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:16,480 Don't judge wrestling where SSE. Couple of So it's this American 264 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,640 wrestling, yeah. World Wrestling or WWE? 265 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,880 Yeah, OK. Yeah, did you ever watch 266 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:26,360 Wrestling Grown? Up Random and Randall Savage. 267 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,800 Round the man round. Ultimate warrior? 268 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,240 Yeah. The Undertaker. 269 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,360 Yeah, a Chico. Remember he had the chains and 270 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,720 they had the to pick over his ear. 271 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:40,520 That's Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon used to do all that. 272 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,640 Then you had own heart. Brett Hart. 273 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:47,920 All Brett eh own died. Yes, he fell off the top of the. 274 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,920 Building and then Brett Hart. I remember Brett doing 275 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,160 WrestleMania 13 or so. By the way, sorry, can I just 276 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,520 point out Own Heart died during an actual wrestling event when 277 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,360 he's supposed to come down like he was supposed to like come 278 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,200 down a wire from the roof, but the wires didn't work. 279 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,160 We just like fell down to the ring and died. 280 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,720 Hey continued the event. They just like scraped them up 281 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,520 and just moved on with this and all the other wrestlers knew he 282 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,640 was dead. Undertaker was like good friend 283 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,880 is and fought next, didn't he? Yeah. 284 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,880 And then you can just see in his face the Undertaker was like 285 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,080 just sad. Because I think that it was. 286 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,440 Was it the Godfather or Jeff Jarrett the went to and like he 287 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,880 was like sad and like, Oh yeah, really sorry about no one. 288 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,200 But then he had to get into character. 289 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,200 But you, you're going to get it. Yeah, yeah. 290 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,040 Jeff Jarrett promo straight after. 291 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,720 Like yeah. What about them? 292 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,560 Do you know when I used to have the Royal Rumble? 293 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,360 Oh. Yeah. 294 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,800 When they all start in the ring, yeah, if you go over the rope 295 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,400 shirt, you're. Done. 296 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,600 I love that. Royal Rumble was my favourite 297 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,560 one, yeah, but when I found out it was fake I lost interest. 298 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,400 It's one when I found out it was fake, like a lost interest. 299 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,880 Nothing. Sports Entertainment. 300 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,520 They're not hitting each other. Well, it's real. 301 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,480 There was a thing happened this week that was stinking. 302 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,440 I saw on last night, Willie showed at the man, the libraries 303 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:06,040 and there's a guy took a bump on a like he hits like a he lands 304 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,120 and was on a baseball bat with Neil's on it. 305 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,200 And it was, he got suplexed on it and it was right in his back 306 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,240 and they couldn't take it out and like this, it was absolutely 307 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,520 horrendous. WWE. 308 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,040 AE W Yeah, so it was pretty stinking. 309 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,320 If you check it out on Twitter, type John Moxon. 310 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,000 It's your dad, thought the undertaker from them. 311 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:25,960 Nearly. Yeah. 312 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,280 Remind me that. These dad thought the 313 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,520 Undertaker, Neil Strahol. So my dad is one of the most 314 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,720 well meaning guys you'll meet. He always has good intentions 315 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:40,440 and tries to do nice things first, but sometimes you'll fuck 316 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,360 it a bit like he took me to see. Just so sorry. 317 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,120 Just tell him in a sentence. I know we talked about recently. 318 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,440 Just tell him about the museum, right? 319 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,880 So just in a sentence. My mom and dad and a couple of 320 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,000 their gay friends went to Iceland for holidays. 321 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,520 They'd all itinerary planned out much like yourself, but one day 322 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,560 was blank. My dad says I'll get the 323 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,560 activity sorted. I'll get us something to do. 324 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,960 And my mum's like it's very out of character but lovely. 325 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,800 Go ahead. And he goes no bothers. 326 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,280 You know, the boys are coming to and he was like, don't worry and 327 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,080 cater for them too. I'm almost really it's really 328 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,080 nice of them. So the next day comes transport 329 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,000 gets them, takes them to the event that my dad has booked a 330 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,600 penis museum. He's like, I know these lots of 331 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:28,040 love that I take echo and then my mom quite rightly point out, 332 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,280 say, I think they're just more interested in like human 333 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,880 penises. I don't think it's just. 334 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,200 I think that's what makes you gay. 335 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,920 General penis. Yeah, but he was like Anthony 336 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,280 Ferdinand. A good day, that a good. 337 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,760 Party taken to. Mark called Lecock. 338 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,920 He just, he just typed. He must have just typed Gay 339 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,240 Iceland. I'm gone. 340 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,720 There's something else. But they're not so offensive. 341 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,840 But he didn't mean to be. Oh no, But the boys loved it. 342 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,520 Yeah, they had a good time, but it came from a place of jet 343 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,000 like, yeah, there was no malice to it. 344 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,400 It was him thinking, you know, an old dabbing like a SO. 345 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,640 Your dad for the Undertaker. So my dad had bought me tickets 346 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,560 to see All American Wrestling in the Ulster Hall and when he 347 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:10,320 showed me the poster it said All American Wrestling and had 348 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,600 pictures of the Undertaker, Kane, Stone Cold Steve, Austin. 349 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600 Don't call. What are we talking here in 350 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,880 1990? 8 No, I was, I was pretty. 351 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,320 I must have been maybe 9697. I must have been about 9 or 10, 352 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,960 right, Right. And I was buzzing about it like, 353 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,320 like, this is my because I'd not been the proper event like that 354 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,280 before. And I got there, we're going to 355 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,320 see them. So we get the door of the Ulster 356 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,680 Hall and as we're walking in, like the doorman stops my dad 357 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,040 and he's like here, I mean, do you want to sit ringside with 358 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,880 your kid? And he was like, ah, yeah, sure. 359 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,800 He goes. Only thing is we're kind of down 360 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,200 a few men if you would jump in and do we? 361 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,000 And like what it was I can you just like we'll just come in and 362 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,360 pretend to be a security. And he was like, no. 363 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,400 And he goes, Oh well can you do the door then I'll jump in 364 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,280 instead. And he's like, yeah. 365 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,360 And he goes, we'll refund your tickets and your son can sit in 366 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,240 the front row. And my dad was like, alright. 367 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,280 And he sent me the front front row by myself. 368 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,920 And I'm like, this is cool because he's gonna, I get to go 369 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,560 backstage and meet the Undertaker and Cane. 370 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:10,200 And the first thing that Cane's music comes on and then red 371 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,960 lights are everywhere. And I was like, oh, no, it's 372 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,400 Cane. And it was a dude, probably your 373 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,640 physique in a Cane costume with a black Afro. 374 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:23,079 And I said, fuck, isn't Cane. And every other dude was just a 375 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:27,319 dude, probably from a local estate, wearing cosplay of the 376 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:32,000 yeah, yeah, the Undertake. And that was the thing. 377 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,400 That guy wasn't rolling his eyes. 378 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,360 He was just crossing. Them. 379 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,920 And it was just like, this is shit. 380 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,520 And it was the worst standard of entertainment ever. 381 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,600 Rest in peace mate. So it's. 382 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,800 Just fake. Oh, it was just lads on a policy 383 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,400 of money grabber, fucking tax dollars or something, because 384 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,440 yes, Oh my God, I got the to do the door and I got, I did. 385 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,240 To be fair, I did get to meet them, but I fucking eat them. 386 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,200 Yeah, you're not. Fucking we have fun at WWE. 387 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,000 Probably, yeah. Yeah, It might be a wee bit 388 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,680 weird, you know, It might be a little bit. 389 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,680 I got invited last year and I didn't go and then I regret it, 390 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,280 so I'm looking forward. To this, I hope it's good. 391 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,680 Hope it's good, yeah. Are we going to make? 392 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,720 Cody wrote. I don't know. 393 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,360 Is that what you want to do? Yeah, we could do it. 394 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,520 I've got to see Paul Hughes. Yeah, I'm gonna SSC in April. 395 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,320 Yeah, I think it's in April, Yeah. 396 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,640 Putting on me, Cody wrote. You, you Big Fight founder. 397 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:27,080 Well, I'm in the I'm in. I went to cage fighting there up 398 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,480 in north Belfast. Run by the same guys around the 399 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,680 and. I was, Aaron was commentating. 400 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,440 So I went up and fuck. Brilliant like. 401 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,320 Brutal. Brutal man, I love that. 402 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,280 Because if you go like UFC or something, you know, you could 403 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,840 obviously be quite far away. But if you go to like small 404 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,720 events like that, yeah, you hear every punch. 405 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,480 Oh, feel every kick. It's mad and of the. 406 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,480 As Andrew rang got a trips coming up. 407 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,560 Have you been on any trips? I'll. 408 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,480 Finish the tour now. So I'm done going to Italy with 409 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,680 the family like, but I'm not doing any comedy. 410 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,440 Going to a campsite outside Rome. 411 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,800 There's eighteen of us. One of the best trips I had when 412 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,280 I was about 15 or 16, we went camping somewhere inside the 413 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,080 France. Yeah, absolutely. 414 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,840 Yeah. So all my brothers and sister. 415 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,800 We're talking we mobile homes. Yeah, me and Julie got A2 bed 416 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,800 mobile home and we're going to go for a week with the family 417 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,240 and then we're spending three days ourselves. 418 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,080 And why 2 beds? 2:00 rooms like no, there's two 419 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,160 rooms with kids are going to be count. 420 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,720 Some kids are going to be staying with us right. 421 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,040 It's all all put together like right, right. 422 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,920 So we're so it'll be great like. Davy, what's the next holiday 423 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:43,400 you're doing? I'm going to Portugal in in 424 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,720 June, end of June. Why are you saying like that? 425 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,280 Because I just in my head pictured when the kids are in 426 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,680 the mobile home with you, you just force them to watch 427 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,480 adolescence. If you need to see this, it's 428 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,600 going to fucking change your life. 429 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,800 We go down to the beach, notice 4 episodes there. 430 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:07,160 That's a really bad impression. You can't do my accent at all. 431 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,520 It's hard. It is different. 432 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,600 It is difficult. Can you do Chris Kent? 433 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,560 Yeah, but not his accent. Much bigger than him. 434 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,520 Yeah, I could do Chris, boy. Yeah, I could do Chris. 435 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,800 Yeah. Did you hear him a little? 436 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,080 Bit more deeper, isn't he? Yeah, he's a little more deeper. 437 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,840 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, zippers, let me take a 438 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,320 quick 2nd to tell you we're sponsored by none of the Nord 439 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,640 VPN. Before I started to record this 440 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,720 and Dan said we're doing Nord VPN, read One of my guest, 441 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,960 Andrew Ryan looked at me without blinking and said to me, I use 442 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,200 that. I use Nord VP. 443 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,800 Andrew, what do you use Nord VPN for? 444 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,680 So I can watch RTE because I changed my location? 445 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,880 Yeah, I also use it to watch American Premier League matches 446 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,120 on Pretend I'm in America, right? 447 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,440 Because obviously it's a 3:00 PM blackout here. 448 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,760 So I'm all above. 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No, but like in terms of 469 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:57,880 lightning, he just said it was one of the finest hours of 470 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,280 standard we've ever seen in this life. 471 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,320 You know what I I've actually like? 472 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,680 Maybe fuck myself in a way because I filmed the special 473 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,480 before I went to America in wheel theatre and workload. 474 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,360 Oh yeah, the way. Yeah. 475 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,600 And they're all sorted. And then when I did, obviously 476 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,600 the longer you do the show, the better it gets. 477 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,280 Yes, the thing it. Gets tighter. 478 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,040 Done that and like you're adding in bits and you drop bits all 479 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,160 together because you don't have time because this bit earlier in 480 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,680 the set gets longer and you're more punch lines in it so I did 481 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,560 some of the shows in America, the clubs, they film it for you 482 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,080 you're just after the show they're like you want your 483 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,680 footage and that's normally just like a master shot. 484 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:42,400 Zeni's in Chicago, 4 cameras set up I'm talking about 160 people 485 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:48,800 sold out low roof packed in comedy club for four angles. 486 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,560 So I'm going, I might just that might just be. 487 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,000 What I release and also great that you've, you know, you've 488 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,400 specials in Belfast, specials in America, Yeah. 489 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,720 Unbelievable. So I don't know what I'll do, 490 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,680 but I need to watch our footage. Yeah, that's great, man. 491 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,480 Because it gets like as it goes on. 492 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,080 You just feel like this is better already. 493 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,240 Yeah, you feel enjoy one in Bangor. 494 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,400 Yeah, I need to watch that. I see it myself. 495 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,120 Can't watch yourself back. Yeah, I'm just sorry. 496 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,680 Yeah, it's hard watching how I look. 497 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,240 I hate how I look. I hate how I look at the moment, 498 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,840 so I'm kind of. You look amazing. 499 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,200 No, I don't feel. I don't. 500 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,200 I don't. Know what's wrong? 501 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,520 You just. Write an ingrown toner your. 502 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,200 Feet out, huh? Don't have your feet out. 503 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,760 No, I. Was limping for a long time and 504 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,640 then see I Did you get ingrown toner as well? 505 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,800 No, just ligaments in my gormer. My ligaments and then ingrown 506 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,240 toner then then I got the toenail removed and got 507 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,640 infected. I'm only I'm only back to myself 508 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,840 last couple of weeks. I don't know if you are back to 509 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,280 yourself. I know I could have done your 510 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,520 nails for you, I'm pretty good at that. 511 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,800 Yeah, but I was out of the gym for about four weeks, you see, 512 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,840 and I got a bit frustrated and. When you lose that routine, 513 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,960 it's. After routine man. 514 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,080 Because I we're both orthopaedic, guess me and him. 515 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:04,080 Bone man insults Oh. So we have the insults changed 516 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,280 my life. Unbelievable. 517 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,680 Did you get back pain for the first day? 518 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,760 No, not really because I said do for an hour, next day do 2 hours 519 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,960 because. What happens is your your wires, 520 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,800 your back realign based on the impact of the ground. 521 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,960 So sometimes you can get a bit of back pain. 522 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,400 Well, you're not your wires. I call it the wires, but it's 523 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,720 like nerves. Nerves. 524 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,400 Like and. So what does it do? 525 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,080 Well, you get your feet analysed. 526 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,760 Right. And you see what way you're 527 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,080 walking. And I was like, I'm walking 528 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,360 pretty OK. And then Phil, who was doing my 529 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,880 analysis, slowed it all down. And he's like, look at your 530 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,840 right foot. And as it hits the ground, so 531 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,520 this foot hits the ground just normal like this. 532 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,840 This foot hits the ground. Yeah, yeah. 533 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,800 So I need stabilisation, yeah, I need my arches raised because at 534 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,560 the minute my arches are quite flat, yeah. 535 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,480 So I need them raised up like this. 536 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,960 Another raised up. Yeah, my right leg is longer 537 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,000 than me left right. So every time I hit the ground, 538 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,360 I would. So my feet are like this. 539 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,920 My natural stance is my right foot faces out, faces 2:00. 540 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,080 So when I hit the ground, it's obviously. 541 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,640 So would you say you're more right and. 542 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,360 Yeah, in what you mean. Like with your foot? 543 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,160 Yeah. So I would tend to you lean to 544 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,400 the right, I lean to the right, you see. 545 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,320 You'd be obviously fucking amazing, the free kick so. 546 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,760 Yeah, but like once you get all that stuff, how long have? 547 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,560 You learned to the right for. I've had insults. 548 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:35,680 No, I'm centre left. Shit, you know I'm centre left. 549 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,760 You know, my politics is central left. 550 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,680 If you look like a guy who politics have always been right, 551 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,360 but no, you're so left. Yeah, no, you know what I mean? 552 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,360 I know politics makes me size. Yeah, what's? 553 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,720 It like in America, huh? You know, with Trump and all 554 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,480 that, what was the vibe? That I wasn't really talking to 555 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,040 people about it, but. I'd be more shocked if you went 556 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,760 over and asked the way politics. Yeah, yeah, You know, I was just 557 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,040 trying to get like a bit of a town. 558 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,120 Umm, but I mean, I don't know, like, I, I went to Mexico. 559 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,720 Me and Sean, I agree. Went to Mexico, trying to get 560 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,280 lunch, couldn't find anyone. Came back. 561 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,160 True story. What? 562 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,720 We were in San Diego, me and Sean, and Tijuana is not that 563 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,920 far away at all, the border crossing. 564 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,080 So we just got a train down to the border and went to Mexico 565 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,320 and they tell you when you arrive don't walk anywhere just 566 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,280 like get a cab. But then we didn't have pay off 567 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,320 so we just walked. I was like, Sean, we'll be fine. 568 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,200 And then I. Yeah, your knowledge. 569 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,640 I got the Mexican borders. I got the map, Dave. 570 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,040 I got the map wrong, right. And I ended up taking us, ended 571 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,640 up taking us further into like the backstreets of Tijuana. 572 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,000 And we look touristy as fuck, obviously. 573 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,280 And then I was like, I'll get us an Uber. 574 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,960 And then I swear to God, I don't know if the guy's car had an 575 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,560 engine, but I saw a vehicle arrived anyway. 576 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,680 And the guy took us into the middle of Tijuana. 577 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,800 You need to go with a local who knows the lay of the land. 578 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,920 We didn't know where we're going, what we're doing, 579 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,480 couldn't see any restaurants that were like the look of. 580 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,320 And then I was like, let me Google like nice air, like good 581 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,800 neighbourhood and stuff. And I did and got us an Uber to 582 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,880 that place. And it was worse than the place 583 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,080 we're in before. So then we just went back to the 584 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,480 border. I had to wait 2 hours to cross 585 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,280 Sincere. No dinner. 586 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,520 You see, I mean, that is the most you thing I've ever heard, 587 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,600 I think. Yeah, you see the wall like you 588 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,640 see the ball and it's a wall in the sea. 589 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,320 So it's like on the beach. And then it goes into the water 590 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,400 by about looks like about 15 feet. 591 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,680 And you look at it and you're like, people could just swim 592 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,000 around that because of the current and the way it is, you 593 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,720 actually can't. But it's mad. 594 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,600 People play on the beach on both sides and like you can see 595 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,480 through it, obviously. And then I definitely had that 596 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,000 thing where we were on the tree and back and I was looking at 597 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,280 that wall and I was like, terrible. 598 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,920 Is it the wall Trump build? No, I was always there. 599 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,640 But I was always there. I thought, yeah. 600 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,480 I was like, it's terrible that this is divided in 2025. 601 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,560 Like where does that? And then I remember like we did. 602 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,240 But also it's two different countries, so that's why 603 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,480 there's. That's true, and our wall has a 604 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,400 door in it. Yeah, and it's in Belfast, you 605 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,480 know, I mean, it's like, yeah, different peace walls, Yeah. 606 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,560 Yeah, Amazon deliveries at that wall door in Belfast. 607 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,920 Yeah. Yeah, but but it was the poverty 608 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,600 was mad like when you are sounding you pretty like 609 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:28,040 affluent, like a nice city, most of it and then you cross in the 610 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:32,360 Mexico and it's like instant, it's not like you see straight 611 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,840 away the difference in the culture and the lives. 612 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,480 It's mad no one speaks English. You assume because you're 613 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,960 entitled or whatever that everywhere is going to speak 614 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,920 English to help us out. Those boys are not interested at 615 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,520 all. It was not wow. 616 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,480 It was clearly go and say we went but it was mad and the 617 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,400 security like getting in to Mexico, no issue coming back 618 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,680 into America. Wild big lines. 619 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,360 Were you questioned and stuff? No. 620 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,240 Well, yeah, the guys like, I suppose. 621 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,520 Yeah, the guys like, what are you doing here? 622 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,680 That's actually what they don't want. 623 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,480 Get in America. What lines? 624 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,120 Drugs. Are drugs drugs? 625 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,520 Yeah. But you had a good trip. 626 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,640 Yeah, it was brilliant. Best trip so far. 627 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,400 Best America trip so far down? But he said he did. 628 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,320 You do. But 10 or some? 629 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,920 Good hotels. Austin, TX. 630 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,480 Yeah. Mothership. 631 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,800 Did you do a set there? A solo. 632 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,920 I did miss solo show Creek in The Cave and then I did three 633 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,000 nights Mothership Spot. Was Joe Rogan there? 634 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,920 No, no, why you said that like you have beef for them. 635 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,600 You like, you see him, you tell him as. 636 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,240 I would not be for them. I don't know. 637 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,040 I tell people he's my Irish and. She's more into Elka anyway than 638 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,160 beef, isn't he? Yeah. 639 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,840 Was the buttership good? It's fucking incredible. 640 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,840 It's the best comedy club in the world, really. 641 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,200 Yeah, ceiling. It's purpose built. 642 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,240 Every inch of it is purpose built by him and by comedians. 643 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,480 So like you go in and it's just the staff, like everybody just 644 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,800 is, everybody's just on board. It is incredible. 645 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,360 You looked after really well, yeah. 646 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,080 Yeah, What do you get in the green room? 647 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,280 Do you eat Beat? That's a Tucker. 648 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,160 Whatever you want, big fridge with whatever you want then. 649 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,720 What was in the fridge And you're there. 650 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,760 I got a couple of cons of that cool, but I was like, I was 651 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,120 looking. I didn't want to like be too 652 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,200 much in the green room and stuff. 653 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,320 What would you get a newbie green room if you'd your choice. 654 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,160 Just water. I wouldn't be the one demand. 655 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,560 Well, I thought I was telling you that when I was doing 656 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,520 Shredded, the Culligan's podcast, the MLS podcast that 657 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,600 day when I was in New York. Is it like hooligans and cool 658 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,280 next? Yep. 659 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,920 Like that, they had a role with football tops and they let me 660 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,200 take this Nashville top and loads other tops. 661 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,880 Have you ever been in a situation where somebody was 662 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,400 like, take whatever you want there? 663 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,280 Yeah, what was it? Golf Warehouse, Oh, just a 664 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,520 close, close. Yeah, but what what was? 665 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,200 Because I love this, right. So were they like take whatever 666 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,160 you want or was there a specific section where it's like take a 667 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,640 couple of? Whatever you want, but I felt 668 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,400 really guilty after like 3 or 4 items. 669 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,880 I took like 6 tops and I was like. 670 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,320 This is too much. But they were like, bad. 671 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,400 They were like they'll go to waste. 672 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,360 They were like, they don't fit us. 673 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,840 Take whatever you want. But I took like 6, but I should 674 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,320 take 20. So what? 675 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,280 What all did you take? I just took tops, golf tops, 676 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,080 trousers, hoodies, anything that I could fit like and I was like 677 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,120 a long of a God. Yeah, they were like as long as 678 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,400 you want. I said, right, where is this 679 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,200 place? Eh, It was in down South, right? 680 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,720 There were a friend of a friend. Anyway, I just went, yeah, I 681 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,520 felt really guilty. I probably took about four or 682 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,120 £500 worth stuff. I used that stuff that I gave 683 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,920 that those presents. Did you have to help them? 684 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,720 For people like they'd be like, I got this from here, you're 685 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,240 associated with it. Were you promoting the board? 686 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,920 Stuff that wasn't selling, and they were. 687 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,320 If you ever got a free. Ransom. 688 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,800 No, because I'd have to be like Jacamo if I would go to or like 689 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,960 super big and mighty or something. 690 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,640 Yeah. And those guys, no offence, 691 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,920 aren't fashionable. Yeah, so you know who would be? 692 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,280 It'd be work. I really want to do America. 693 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,280 Would you want to do America? I mean, it depends what you mean 694 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,200 by dirt. Like go over and do shores get a 695 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,880 visa and I'm trying to figure out a way to get a visa at the 696 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,080 moment. Why don't you just get a turn 697 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,680 and immigration turning into the normal way? 698 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,680 No to perform. Yeah. 699 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,400 You get the performers visa, don't. 700 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,560 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get that at the moment. 701 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,080 Right. Are you working with someone on? 702 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,280 A I've started a process right? I've had two conversations. 703 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,680 Because you right, hold on free like this. 704 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,920 You were like, I'm trying to figure out a way to get it and 705 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,920 like, yeah, but there. Is no, I've spoken to my agent 706 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,760 and my agents like, right, OK, we know somebody. 707 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,400 But he said. Because even Irish passport, you 708 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,080 might have to go through somebody else in the Republic of 709 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,520 Ireland. I know you get all that. 710 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,680 I know I'm not, so you don't. I know, but you don't because I 711 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,640 have an Irish passport but I use the. 712 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,200 British marriage. No, I use marriage passport. 713 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,520 I have a British passport. OK, I need to figure this out. 714 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,360 I need to really do this because I really want to. 715 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,160 I really want. I pissed off MAGA on Facebook, 716 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,840 right? I put up a clip and what? 717 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,520 Was it? What was the gist of the clip? 718 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,960 Oh, where are you from? United States. 719 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,680 Sorry, I couldn't hear you there because of the tariffs, right? 720 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,760 And then I made a couple of jokes and then it got like three 721 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,440 or four, 3 million views. And then I've had to hold a MAGA 722 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,440 come after me, which has been brilliant crack. 723 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,200 And so I'm thinking, I'm really popular in Chicago now, right? 724 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,400 So my gosh, Chicago. It sounds like they want to you 725 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,720 there to kill you though. Yeah, but you're a good story. 726 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,680 Everyone telling me if they ever see me in Chicago on the wall 727 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,880 about it, let's get it. Let's get a show book. 728 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,320 But you should definitely like, yeah, so. 729 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,720 But Davis. Davis played America. 730 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,480 Before, yeah, I like it. It's always good time, always 731 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,160 fun, but I just don't think it's not something like I want I have 732 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,080 to do. It I want to do it, I'm like, 733 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,800 hungry for it now, yeah. You should. 734 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,400 I'm just hungry. Rally for. 735 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,880 Long You know what? In the next two years, I want to 736 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,520 conquer Europe in America. All right out of Jesus. 737 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,240 I. Start with Poland. 738 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,760 I want to start, I want to, I did a couple more gigs in Europe 739 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,880 there, man, and like did Barcelona with you and stuff and 740 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,440 I just went, this is, this is where it is now. 741 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,760 Yeah. I want to start doing the. 742 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,120 I want to start jumping on planes like I'm going over to 743 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,560 these places. Well, if you're looking to this 744 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,680 button bit of past. Yeah, so I want to America, 745 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,679 Canada, Europe and Australia. I've been invited to Australia, 746 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,480 but it's not really worked out. Time is wise. 747 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,639 So, you know, I'm going global. Yeah, I'm going global. 748 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:17,880 But definitely like it's the it's. 749 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,000 The way forward in it, Yeah. Aaron Botter is going to Dubai 750 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,560 to do a lot of gigs in next week. 751 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,840 He's gone over to do the laughter factories doing 1010 752 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,239 nights. He rang me. 753 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,000 He goes. What are they like? 754 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,600 He's doing 10 nights. Ten nights, 7 gigs and 10 nights 755 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,080 or something. 6 gigs. Did you with this? 756 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,120 Yeah. Very excited to get the laughter 757 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,679 factor. 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 758 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:40,880 I've done him lots of times and he's rang me about it. 759 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,480 We played a picketball today, yes, and he was telling me about 760 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,000 it and I've been playing paddle and stuff. 761 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000 You know what? Is that like a pickleball? 762 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,159 Is that Picketball somewhere? Is that a different game? 763 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,680 What you said you were playing picketball with them and I was 764 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,920 like, is that like pickleball or is it a different gamers? 765 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,200 I don't know. These are new games. 766 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,960 Picketball. All right. 767 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,120 I've only heard of pickleball. That's. 768 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,040 The pickleball, Yeah, it's a picket. 769 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,760 Not Picket. No, I don't fucking. 770 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,640 Know. Like I can just be. 771 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,320 What's the difference? What benefit does that now have? 772 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,680 Picketball, something you play if you're you're part of a 773 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,480 union, you all stand there and you. 774 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,680 Oh, right. OK. 775 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,920 You're a scammer if you if you break, yeah. 776 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,760 Sorry you were playing. Why are? 777 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,360 You, I just don't know. I just thought it was something 778 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,720 else. You. 779 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,760 Butler, made-up your own. No, we went to the Falls Rd gym. 780 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,280 We played picketball in the Falls Rd. 781 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,480 I imagine you played pickleball. Falls Leisure centre Andrew. 782 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:58,800 Yeah, gym and played picketball. Like my mom just gets more. 783 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,880 It's just a game. Sorry so. 784 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,080 We were playing that game anyway. 785 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,240 Yeah. And then he was telling me he's 786 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,080 going to buy and I've done the trip, so I was giving him some 787 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,000 tips. Yes, I know the hotels he stay 788 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,040 in. Good hotels. 789 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,160 You have good hotels. Yeah, good. 790 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,360 Important. You're in my hotel. 791 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,120 No, in America. Oh, you're good hotels. 792 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,320 Mixed bag. OK, Mixed bag. 793 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,240 No. Something I need to get your 794 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,560 help on is this. By the way, who won the 795 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,520 pickleball? Aaron, he's brilliant. 796 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,800 Is he? Yeah, he's great. 797 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,520 So me, me and Aaron played a game. 798 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,240 Then Connor, Brendan from Q joined us. 799 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,480 And then I played Connor. I'd be Connor. 800 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,960 And in two. Makes to the box. 801 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,520 Yeah, it makes over the box. And then me and Connor took on 802 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,520 Aaron on his own and he'd be both of us together. 803 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,440 We were double S and he was single. 804 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,640 And he long after the pickleball. 805 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:49,120 You'd love us, You'd love you. Play a battle. 806 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,320 No. Hold on is great. 807 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,680 Could beat off the three of you. I'm not falling for that. 808 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,520 Yeah, come on. I've not played paddle ball, but 809 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,200 I have been hit with a paddle. Andrew. 810 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,640 My wife that you want to fuck? I was on. 811 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:10,200 My can you not get over that I? How aggressive is being like, 812 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,440 can you not just get over that? I want to fuck you, Get over it. 813 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,040 So. Judy's got to kill me, you know. 814 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,960 I've been your sleep will be right. 815 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,000 So I was flying home on Monday, right? 816 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,960 I did a podcast at 2:00 on Monday. 817 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,960 Is that? The one where you had the 818 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,520 T-shirt down with the no divested? 819 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,240 No. Oh yeah, that was about. 820 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,720 That was that was a choice, yeah. 821 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,720 Talk about it. Let's talk. 822 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,880 Shame. Should I watch that? 823 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,400 But that's not the shame, you know, right? 824 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,200 Tell you the background of this. I was doing the Creek in the 825 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,600 Kiev from Solution in Austin. Colton, who works there, doing a 826 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,440 lot of tech and stuff goes. Would you want to do a podcast 827 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,040 tomorrow when you're in Austin? I said I would love that, he 828 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,800 said. It's kind of a gay podcast. 829 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,720 I said I don't know what that means, but I'll be there if you 830 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,520 give me a time do. They do gay stuff on it like. 831 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,720 This is the thing now, I watched some of the clips when he asked 832 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,240 me and then later on when I before I was leaving he's 833 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,720 they're always wearing vests on and a lot of the guests are 834 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,000 wearing vests. All right, OK. 835 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,840 Because it's, you know, it's a gay pod. 836 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,280 It's very hot there. So I said I'll be there 837 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,520 tomorrow. Not only will I be there 838 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,360 tomorrow, but I have a vest that I'm going to wear, so it's like 839 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,160 30° as well, so it makes sense. Yeah. 840 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,840 But then by the time I left, it was cold. 841 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,400 Yeah. I'd get a Lime scooter back to 842 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,120 hotel. It was cold. 843 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,760 But then it wasn't really a vest. 844 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,480 It was a sleeves T-shirt sleeves. 845 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,400 A vest would have been more. It was a sports fest. 846 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,040 It was waiting. It was it was weird. 847 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,560 It just didn't. It wasn't you. 848 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,480 I did comment on it, yeah. What did you say? 849 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,640 Very own brand. I'll see. 850 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,560 Ironically, I'd say it's not. That was the point. 851 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,640 So you're an old married couple? We love each other. 852 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,880 We do love each other. It's. 853 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,680 Organising my stag SO. So my. 854 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,800 So he's getting strippers and the strippers of a below average 855 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,400 height. That's not happening. 856 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,360 Let me say my brother in He's coming. 857 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,920 Yeah, when he's when he sees the little strippers. 858 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,800 Yeah, they did grind on him. He. 859 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,520 Can't see that he's 52. So we'll talk about your stag in 860 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,240 a SEC. So my flight was at 6:00 PM from 861 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,280 New York to Dublin. At 2:00 I was leaving a podcast 862 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,960 studio to go to the airport. Your flight's been cancelled, 863 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,000 airlines. You've no luck. 864 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,560 But they put you on an alternative flight, the 865 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,680 Heathrow. That's. 866 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,720 No use to me, that's no use to me. 867 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,400 So I booked. I went Skyscanner and there was 868 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,240 a flight going from a different airport in New York to Dublin 869 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,240 for around the same time. So I just paid that booked up 870 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,400 and I'm hoping to use the compensation to offset the fee I 871 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,920 paid. Do you think I'll be all right? 872 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,320 Said I might get up to £600, Andrew. 873 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,440 And you don't. You don't really have what 874 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,640 you're looking at. If you watch a John Wick watch. 875 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,320 I bought this in Dubai, remember? 876 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,200 About that Dubai. It says John Wick on it. 877 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,800 Who's John Wick? Who's John Wick? 878 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,280 Who's John Wick? Is that a mood? 879 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,480 Yeah, Kelly Reeves is John Wick. John likes like a real like is 880 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,240 it got a secret age and he's like an assassin. 881 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,640 It's a franchise of movies, like it doesn't say John. 882 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,520 It says John, John Wick, you bought it with me. 883 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,360 You, I said you want to check it out and you picked up and you 884 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:25,280 went, yeah, that's a good one. He's assassin. 885 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,400 I can out of 10. He hasn't seen the movies. 886 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,400 People are like, oh, what's your favourite movie? 887 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,840 One of the John Wick movies? I don't know. 888 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,120 You weren't a watch. So. 889 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,440 That's just really. I thought John Wick was a watch 890 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,720 brand. I thought it was like the wiki 891 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:42,320 watches or something, I don't know when. 892 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,800 Oh yeah, I've got a Rolex. What? 893 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:51,400 I mean, I've got to work. That's really sweet. 894 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,880 You should get the money back. Yeah, OK. 895 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,760 Follow the procedure on air Lingus stuff. 896 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:57,880 You've done it. You've got. 897 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,160 What do I book through a third party? 898 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,360 They said. The third party's got to sort 899 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,320 it. Oh, man, I don't know. 900 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,480 I don't know about that. Just followed the process. 901 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,320 You'd be OK. You'll get it. 902 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,280 It's 28 days and. Trust the process. 903 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:11,320 Andrew Einsteig, the valid. Yes, she thought, it's. 904 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,920 Gonna be good. It's gonna be let. 905 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,360 It's gonna be good fun. It's gonna be good time. 906 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,600 Few people question and Cork is the destination. 907 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,280 Why? Sam? 908 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,560 I'm sent Perfect. Why? 909 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,400 Because. They're like buddy from there 910 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,320 and I'm like nobody don't live there, so it's perfect. 911 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,320 I have I only got that. Often I know I is perfect. 912 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,320 And you'll not be back. I'm delighted with Corkers. 913 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,840 I'll tell you why we're doing cork #1 it'd be nice for you 914 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,600 guys to come down, you know, and have a proper time in my tone. 915 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,680 Secondly, I have a lot of people in the group that can't go 916 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,720 abroad because. Criminals. 917 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,480 No, because they're children, the costs. 918 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,560 And I just thought, you know what, that's fine. 919 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,680 I get it. And secondly, you have the 920 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,480 option of doing one night or two or both. 921 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,600 And I think it gives people a little bit of that. 922 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,200 One night or two or board. The option, yeah, You know what 923 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:54,760 I mean? Yeah. 924 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,840 And I just thought, you know what? 925 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,400 I get to graduate. The guys in Cork, I'm also doing 926 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,160 a second stag as well. I'm also doing like a night 927 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,600 here, like a little night here maybe in August. 928 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,160 What? Just a little home 1 here. 929 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,280 Like, you know, like say look, that's fine, come out for a bit. 930 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,640 Dinner and a couple of pints on a Friday. 931 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640 Yeah, maybe six or seven of us, right? 932 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,240 Just something nice and soft, you know what I mean? 933 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,560 So cork, cork stacks going to be hard, yeah. 934 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,600 Of course, will be hard no? So I thought it would be really 935 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,160 nice and there's lots of pups and cork that I've not been to 936 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,960 and I want to do a topic. We know we're dressed now. 937 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,440 It's not John Wick. And the two. 938 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,160 If I got dressed off. We don't know. 939 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,640 You're meeting Aaron for coffee next week. 940 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,120 Yeah. Well, no, because he's going to 941 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,960 Dubai and I so have to reschedule that. 942 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,920 Or I think it's the week after next is going something. 943 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,640 We'll put together. Yeah, yeah. 944 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,320 Butler going to do by himself for a week in the but. 945 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,800 A street comics going. Oh yeah, he's going to. 946 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,680 Two from England, really. Yeah, It's it's, it's a tour 947 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,680 like right. So I've done this. 948 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,760 I'm. Delighted he's doing this. 949 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,360 Yeah, he's going with. I actually don't know. 950 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,960 I don't know, he said. He hasn't got the names of the 951 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,080 other comedians yet. But I've done the trip a few 952 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,440 times. It's flights, lovely hotels, 953 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,600 breakfast, lunch and dinner all covered. 954 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,440 And you get paid as well and you get a couple of free days to 955 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,560 yourself and the crew who run it, Ken, who's the one of the 956 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,120 production guys, you just pick you up and drive your own 957 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,240 anywhere you want to go and do it. 958 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,800 But it's what? It's a holiday like it is a 959 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,400 holiday, You know what I mean? I heard, I think he said to me, 960 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,600 I don't know if there's Jim Davidson, Chubby Brown. 961 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,040 You think they'd have no issues doing a show in the Middle East? 962 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,120 Yeah. But yeah, I'm looking forward to 963 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,480 the stag. It should be a bit of crackers. 964 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,800 And have you ever worked with like Chubby Brown or Bernard 965 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,200 Manning or anything when you were in England? 966 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,480 No, I stood next to Jim Davidson in a bar in Edinburgh, right. 967 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,920 And he had one of these pinstripe suits on, you know, he 968 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,040 loves a little like, yeah, really thing hanging out of his 969 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,760 pocket handkerchief. And he had an air of like, I 970 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,920 don't know, it's. Legend. 971 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,240 Like what I grew when I was a kid, right? 972 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,040 And I don't know if you guys did this, but when I was kid I used 973 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,160 to watch a break, big break right now. 974 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,960 Obviously this was before I knew anything about John Virgo and 975 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:01,680 him. I used to. 976 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,240 It was really funny, like. I used to know when John Virgo 977 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,400 would be like, can I have a rest? 978 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,120 And Jim be like, you restarted. I would cry, laugh. 979 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,040 Every time. And then obviously, you know, 980 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,080 things just kind of like changed and stuff. 981 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,120 So, but no, like I mean, I've never met any of those guys. 982 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,760 The gym change or did the world change? 983 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,160 But the world is always changing. 984 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,000 You've got to change whether you're going to be left by. 985 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,240 You're right. That's the way to work because 986 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,560 obviously where we do like stories and Icdotes and stuff 987 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,040 and we should try be able to throw away one liner and every 988 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,960 night again change it up. Now. 989 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,240 What do you call an artist with smelly fingers? 990 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:41,400 Picasso. Here's one. 991 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,680 Here's one. My girlfriend's dog died. 992 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,920 So yeah, fuck it, I'm sorry. I'll try to get your back for 993 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,680 for. And my girlfriend's dog died, so 994 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,440 I got another dog exactly the same. 995 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,000 What's she going to do with two dead dogs? 996 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,200 Yeah, that's Gary Delaney. Yeah, he's a brilliant one 997 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,440 liner. Yeah, it must have been one of 998 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,640 his. Best can I tell you I I've 999 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,560 written A1 liner. What I've written A1 liner. 1000 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,040 They're very hard, man. That's right. 1001 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,560 Well. This one wasn't. 1002 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,360 I just went right back into my family tree. 1003 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:22,800 They got covered in SAP. SAP Yeah. 1004 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,240 What's up? The stuff in the tree like oh 1005 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,040 wood Nah SAP is in the wood like. 1006 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:35,320 All right, I had to write some some jokes for a child friendly 1007 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,480 radio podcast. Those down daddy what's podcast? 1008 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,920 BBC Science. And one of them was where does 1009 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,080 where does the doggy keep his Christmas decorations in the 1010 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:51,080 worst space? Did you write that? 1011 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,040 That's really good. My friends my friends call Liam 1012 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,880 his nickname is 2 legs Liam. We only call him two legs Liam 1013 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:03,760 because only got 1 arm. This. 1014 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,160 There's silence. There's silence. 1015 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,320 This lady hooks up with a man and she's, she's really like 1016 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:19,960 paranoid because she's got like, she's got a very specious 1017 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,960 vagina, right? So she's really like that. 1018 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,840 Start again there. You really threw me. 1019 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,440 With but hook up with a guy, which is paranoid, right? 1020 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,320 So what she does is she knows you're going to have sex at 1021 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,800 night. So she goes to a Bitcher, she 1022 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,520 gets a little liver, she packs it out. 1023 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,720 So she hooks up with this guy into very paranoid about it. 1024 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,640 And the next morning he's left, but he's left her a note and he 1025 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,600 says, just want to thank you for an amazing night. 1026 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,800 He's like, that was absolutely incredible. 1027 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,720 He's like, I actually want to work now, but I'm just counting 1028 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:55,080 down the time until I can see you again. 1029 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,680 He's like, like, that blew my mind. 1030 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,160 That was absolutely unbelievable. 1031 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,720 And I would love to see you again. 1032 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:11,120 PS You're constantly sinking. Well, that's stinking. 1033 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,720 The dot that is from Curb enthusiasm. 1034 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:21,840 Marty Funkoser tells the Jerry Seinfeld great team YouTube that 1035 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,320 so Andrew neither the tourist on what are you? 1036 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:29,560 What are you going to do? I'm back playing loads of golf 1037 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,320 again, doing the radio could. You play who? 1038 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,240 Your golf friends. I can't play me on. 1039 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,840 A golf boy. Played with Tony. 1040 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,960 Yeah. A friend of mine, Johnny and 1041 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,920 Chris, but I mostly play my own I don't really have. 1042 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,360 The headphones in or anything? Yeah, sometimes. 1043 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,640 Sometimes I just like the smell of the fresh cut grass, you 1044 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,600 know, and. Smell and listen at the same 1045 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,200 time. No, no, I like to. 1046 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,360 You really can't listen to music you're playing. 1047 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,960 Golf can't listen to you could you could focus on. 1048 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,600 No, I play on my own a lot because I played odd hours. 1049 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,280 Like, you know, most people are in work, you know what I mean? 1050 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,880 So like, you know, I might get on. 1051 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,080 I'm played Monday now. Like I'll be on the course of 1052 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,200 12. Like who's free at 12 and a 1053 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,800 Monday? How long does it take you to go 1054 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,000 around? If I'm on my own, about 3-3 1055 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,320 hours, 3 1/2 hours, just a 2 ball or three ball could be. 1056 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,760 You talk to yourself when you're playing golf. 1057 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,280 You're by yourself. Like if you had a great shot, 1058 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,920 will you be like, oh great. No, no, no, no. 1059 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,560 But what I do is like, I do kind of talk to myself when I'm 1060 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,120 setting up. What do you say? 1061 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:30,640 You know, like, you know, straight takeaway, you know, 1062 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,480 like make sure you're taking the club back straight, you know, 1063 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,240 make sure you're transferring your way and. 1064 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,200 You're saying this out loud? Turn on your hips, Yeah, you 1065 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,000 kind of reinforces what you've got to do and stuff. 1066 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,840 And then if I'm chipping off the green and I'm like, OK, if I'm 1067 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,760 hit low, chip the balls at the back right foot. 1068 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,640 So where's my weight on the feet and all that kind? 1069 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,920 Of stuff, thank God. Yeah, no, but I don't know. 1070 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,320 But I think if you'd say it out loud, you you can read foot. 1071 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,240 As you say it out loud in your head and you're still here. 1072 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,560 You know, it's the way I play Shane. 1073 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,920 It's actually. Almost the things you've ever 1074 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,280 said. Accurate. 1075 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,200 Yeah, like you said it loud in your head. 1076 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,760 You still get it. Yeah. 1077 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,680 You know, like I sometimes think things in my head, but if I say 1078 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,880 it, I'm. Going to say something here, 1079 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,520 right? I said something in my head and 1080 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,080 I heard. It, yeah, but that I had no 1081 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,520 impact. But if I'm playing golf by 1082 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,200 myself? I mean. 1083 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,120 Yeah, but I think if you say it out loud and you hear yourself. 1084 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,800 So you say it out loud in your head and you hear it. 1085 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,200 Well. That's true, yeah. 1086 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,480 I think it's I, I, that's how I do it. 1087 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,960 Yeah. Yeah, I'd only do it if I'm on 1088 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,960 my own. I've got right, Andrew. 1089 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,960 But if you had a really good shot, would you be like, Oh, 1090 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,640 well done? You know, he's like, you're like 1091 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,280 Kevin McAllister from Home Alone. 1092 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,880 He would do that, too. Like if the burglars are coming, 1093 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,840 he was like, here they are. Don't mess this up now and then. 1094 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,880 Yeah, that, you know? So you felt like that. 1095 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,680 Yeah. But say for example, yeah, OK, 1096 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:53,040 OK, let's say for example, if I'm chipping on to a green and I 1097 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,160 want to get it up and down, right. 1098 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,800 So I want to get chip on one pot. 1099 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,400 I like, you know, you're Saturday with a 56° wage and I'm 1100 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,640 going right up and down. Now, Andrew, come on up and 1101 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,760 down. If someone is in the bushes 1102 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,760 looking for their ball and they just hear you go, but I wouldn't 1103 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,960 do it down Andrew, Up and down. They'll be like to me. 1104 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,680 I just. Kind of say to. 1105 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,200 Himself and you call yourself and really. 1106 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,360 You know, it's just a way of doing it. 1107 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,560 Like it's just a rhythm. Like you get into a rhythm of 1108 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,040 stuff and sometimes you stand up on a tee box, you're going to 1109 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,080 write, OK, here we go. Down the centre in a fairway, 1110 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,600 trouble on the left, trouble on the right. 1111 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,240 Come on, Andrew, down the centre, down the centre. 1112 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,680 You just kind of reinforce things, you know what I mean? 1113 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,000 Every golfer doesn't matter when you play football, when you play 1114 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,080 football. Never talk myself on the pitch 1115 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,040 ever. But Dave talks himself in the 1116 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,800 gym. So, but he didn't know this. 1117 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,840 So Dave, if he was like really going forward in the bench 1118 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,000 press, he put the headphones in even if you're going to let me 1119 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,600 get the headphones in. And then he would talk to 1120 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,560 himself. But he like like slabbers on 1121 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,800 himself, but he didn't know he was doing it out loud. 1122 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,080 And no, they go and he used to go. 1123 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,920 He would like get on there and he will war. 1124 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,040 And he did get himself cheat up for the next Rep. 1125 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,600 People go. He used to say to himself, oh, 1126 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:03,320 come on, soccer. And then he would go for it. 1127 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,520 But he kept like calling himself like sly names. 1128 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,400 He'd be like, let's go, Dave, you bastard. 1129 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,400 And he was like saying all this to himself and Edinburgh. 1130 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,840 Because that's what goes on in my head all the time. 1131 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,320 That's literally the exact same thing. 1132 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,400 Yeah, it's quite common. Like, yeah, all golfers would 1133 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,040 know that would. Know would know that they ever 1134 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,400 do something and then you get someone hears it and takes piss 1135 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,960 on you. I was watching football 1136 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,400 highlights on my computer and my headphones and I don't know, 1137 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,440 Catherine was behind me and I'm at 4. 1138 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,080 I want to touch. And then she was like, oh, what 1139 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,840 a touch. Shut up. 1140 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,680 Yeah, Judy does that a few times, that if I'm watching 1141 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,080 football or Man United, you come down while I go, we're still 1142 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,600 shit. And she'd be like, oh, will it 1143 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,440 ever get good again? And I'm like, no. 1144 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,280 And then we just be very good about it. 1145 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,800 Clubs behind her curtain there. Also it's funny how Andrew is 1146 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,840 over mentioning Julie now because he's declared his love. 1147 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,080 Yes, so he's like, oh, Julie my. Beautiful and declared my love 1148 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,000 for Catherine. Oh, you don't want you no love 1149 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,400 involved? Catches a wonderful. 1150 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,080 Physical. Actually, Catherine is a 1151 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,640 wonderful woman. Yeah, yeah. 1152 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,520 Oh, you made that. Clear. 1153 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,880 She's a wonderful woman and she's bringing up two great 1154 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,800 kids. Yeah. 1155 00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,200 With help. You know, like, it's like, well, 1156 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,720 I think my wedding we're going to put up aside. 1157 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,440 Welcome to Judy's wedding, also featuring Andrew. 1158 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,360 You know, the support. I'm like the support for the 1159 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,320 day. Yeah, yeah. 1160 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,400 Do you know what we're doing under? 1161 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,280 No, we're doing a Patreon exclusive event in the Black Box 1162 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,560 on the 13th of April. Have you seen Kill Tony? 1163 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,840 Yes, we they have a panel and somebody stands up and have to 1164 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,000 do what a minute a stand up is. It and then they interview them 1165 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:35,680 and stuff. People. 1166 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,320 Most people have never done stand up. 1167 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,440 We're doing it in the black box. Wow. 1168 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,440 Panel is going to be me, Dave Elliott and William Thompson. 1169 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,920 OK. 3 white man. Some friends of ours are coming 1170 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,960 on to do one minute sets. Brand new one minute sets. 1171 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,000 Non comedians, no comedians they are. 1172 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,320 Comedians and then there will be loads of people that we don't 1173 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,160 know that are doing stand up for maybe the first time. 1174 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,280 And it's from the patron, is it? Yeah. 1175 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,200 Oh wow, something up in stage do. 1176 00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,640 You know what? I'd love to come and watch that. 1177 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,640 I'd love to come and watch that. Yeah. 1178 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,040 That'd be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1179 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,600 Do you gonna be fun? I've seen the format. 1180 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,600 It's Tony Hinch. Cliff, is it? 1181 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,960 Yeah, Yeah, I've seen it. I'll be honest with you. 1182 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,600 I Do you like it? Do you like to? 1183 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,280 Do you like how to do it? I do like it. 1184 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,480 I've got a mixed I'm going. To be it'll be fun that the mix 1185 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,880 I'm. Kind of mixed about it, I think. 1186 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,960 I think it can be really funny, but I also think it can be a 1187 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,760 bit. Mean. 1188 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,760 Well, we're not going to, but we're not going to be inside of. 1189 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,920 Yourself as my Simon Carmel. Are you going to be the bitch? 1190 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,160 Yeah. He's really going to be Louis. 1191 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,960 Louis. Spence and CK and. 1192 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,120 Love your shit, darling. Lee Walsh. 1193 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,680 Yeah, do. You know why we went to see 1194 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,000 Louis Spence? I was in Cheshire, recently 1195 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000 visited my friend I. Think he actually went this 1196 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,800 house? Yeah. 1197 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,280 He was doing panto and Oh no, he wasn't antwitch. 1198 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,040 Louis Spence was doing panto and it was the worst. 1199 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,280 I went to my friend. I'm godfather to the daughter. 1200 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,440 So we all had a day out and we just went to a musical. 1201 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,760 And how many people are each other? 1202 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,520 Maybe people in the crowd, Yeah. Oh, 200. 1203 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,480 Right. And Louis spent the main guy, 1204 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,960 no? He just appears every so often 1205 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,240 and then. Is he funny? 1206 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,360 He's all right. Remember the guy that won 1207 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,040 Britain's Got Talent because he was a dancer? 1208 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,760 The one of the George. George. 1209 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,440 He was the lead. You spending his head. 1210 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,240 Yeah. And then it. 1211 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,280 Went bald and said that's why he went bald. 1212 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,160 Genuinely. Yeah, and then George Samson, 1213 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,960 the girl who was the lead, she'd won. 1214 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,040 Britain's Got Talent. She won Britain's Got Talent 1215 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,920 with her dog. Oh, the Navy dog, the. 1216 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,720 Dog died and she was like did it and we went to see it and. 1217 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,200 You don't want to see her with the dog like. 1218 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,720 Well, it'd be funny if Louise Spence was playing the dog. 1219 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,000 Yeah, I would have. But it was it was Get me to 1220 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,960 craft Charlie. It was, it was crazy. 1221 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,520 It was lifted. His leg really high. 1222 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,000 Like it was absolutely mad. Mad the technical. 1223 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,760 Problems issue 1. The the clip of him, you know 1224 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,360 when someone else is doing drum practise in another room and 1225 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,200 he's shown people around the studio, but every time the guy 1226 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,080 starts playing the drums he does this ridiculous like that. 1227 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,760 It is the best clip of all time, is there? 1228 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,280 Can I ask you a question? Have you been seeing the Tik 1229 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,440 Toks going around the boat? Pineapple, Pineapple Dance 1230 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,280 Studios with a guy called Andrew Stone? 1231 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:21,160 No OMGI love. We don't have time today, but 1232 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,800 I'm going to show you. To use. 1233 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,360 Are you a big tech talk bro? You're gay. 1234 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,440 I flick, yeah. What's in your algorithm? 1235 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,200 Oh, I don't have my phone, but a lot of golf and a lot of car 1236 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,640 crashes. Wow. 1237 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,840 I get, I do. I like watching the dash cams. 1238 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,960 I got a dash Cam. Did you in me car? 1239 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,920 Yeah. I would assume you always had 1240 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:44,680 that. I did. 1241 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,400 I thought this is my third dash Cam now, but I got a new one 1242 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,440 there recently and that's good. Yeah, it's proper cool. 1243 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,880 This one like so, yeah, I watch a lot of dash Cam car crashes in 1244 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,560 America. And then there's a there's a 1245 00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,680 really good YouTube channel called Code Code Code Blue or 1246 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,080 something where it's just police officers arresting people. 1247 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,960 It's funny you like it. I love all that crime shit, man, 1248 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,320 That's brilliant. I like it when the person that 1249 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,800 pulled over is, like, smarter than them. 1250 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. 1251 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,360 Oh. I see, I don't. 1252 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,840 Know not in a snarky way. I like it when they're children. 1253 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,560 They're like, no, that's. Not there's a guy on TikTok 1254 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,240 called deputy slope and he works for Pinal County sheriff and 1255 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:22,000 he's like got a camera crew with him all the time. 1256 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,440 He's on the road Traffic Unit and he pulls over people and 1257 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,480 he's he's. Brilliant. 1258 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,360 Remember there used to just be crash videos on Channel 5 like 1259 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,920 once a week? This guy won't be checking in 1260 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,760 for work tomorrow. He's dead. 1261 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,840 Yeah, with a white hair. Yeah, just roasting people after 1262 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,520 they do. You remember cops from the 90s? 1263 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,160 Absolutely. Oh. 1264 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,960 Cops from the cops. Cops were bad boys. 1265 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,080 Bad boys. Which because they were allowed 1266 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,120 to fuck you, but. Did you ever see Steven Seagal 1267 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,200 show We Got Lawman? He used to ride a lot. 1268 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,160 He became a sheriff, didn't he? Yeah, but or, or something, but 1269 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,200 whatever way they shot it, it was like when a crime happened, 1270 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,760 they put like a graphic on screen like he was sensing it, 1271 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,720 so it'd be like he'd be in the car and. 1272 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,040 Smell. Well, he's like, we need to go 1273 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,320 here now. There's been a crime. 1274 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,880 And then the lawman would go and take care of business and it 1275 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,400 would just be so. So it's a classic. 1276 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,960 But I've said before, like, do you think Seagal beats the fuck 1277 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,880 out of us, or do you think you give him a decent fight? 1278 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,440 I see all the stuff he does right? 1279 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,400 You run on him and he's just like moves you that way with 1280 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,480 these two fingers. Yeah, I think that's 1281 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,480 choreographed. I think it's choreographed too, 1282 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,640 but I do you think he has a beast line of like? 1283 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,480 He did a thing where, like Anderson Silva, the UFC fighter 1284 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,840 brought him into his camp to teach him something that I was 1285 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,960 like, he's missing 11 move from his arsenal and I'm the man to 1286 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,800 give him the move. And he taught him a crane kick. 1287 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,880 Yeah. And his next fight, he won the 1288 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,520 fight by doing this crane kick. And Seagal was just like, yes, I 1289 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,720 told you that would happen. Yeah. 1290 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,000 And there was the. And so then there's obviously 1291 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,200 some people do take heed of what he says. 1292 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,760 And then I think it was a total fluke. 1293 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,840 And he was like, if you ever tried kicking someone directly 1294 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,800 up the face, he's gone. I'll try that. 1295 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,480 And he did it. One of the best cop videos I 1296 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,560 would love it if we could find it is when the guy gets pulled 1297 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,520 over. It's based in the UK and the guy 1298 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:13,000 what what would it need to be on platform ice and I send you like 1299 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:20,040 with tech talk work take talk. This is my absolute favourite. 1300 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,040 It's called didn't call you Baldy. 1301 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,040 I think I saw. Yeah. 1302 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,640 He called the copper baldy. Did he? 1303 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,280 Yeah, he was what you said. I didn't call you. 1304 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:40,200 Baldy. It's by far the best I'm sending 1305 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,720 the boys now. Have you been stopped by the 1306 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,840 police at all, Dave? Yeah, got stopped by police, got 1307 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,160 three penalty points in the spot. 1308 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,840 When was this far? I was speeding, I was driving my 1309 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,160 mum's car and didn't realise it was going as fast as I was. 1310 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:56,120 This shit is why does no one ever just go Yep they got me of 1311 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:56,920 speed. No. 1312 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,720 That's my mum's. Car. 1313 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,120 I put my hands up and I admit. That's why you put. 1314 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,040 That's why, yeah, but I got the points. 1315 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,640 I was fine, but then I got absolutely fucked and got 1316 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:10,240 another three points because you guys, I was coming here to the 1317 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,720 podcast was running a little bit late, you know, in Hollywood, 1318 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,840 where to where you come from buying in Hollywood, it goes 1319 00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,760 from 50 to 40 at the garages. They were on the corner and as I 1320 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,880 was slowing down into the 40 because it already got my points 1321 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,840 still, you know, and I just thought that's a dirty place to 1322 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,240 do that. They're dirty, dirty bastards. 1323 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,400 They're not that me 6 points. I have no for speeding on a 1324 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,640 member. Did you try and talk about? 1325 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,320 It you know I would never do drink and drive because it's 1326 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,560 stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1327 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,680 Yeah. You love it. 1328 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:43,720 But. Yeah, I, I, I couldn't. 1329 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:48,480 What? The idea of it is like, like I 1330 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,760 think I'm a good driver, but I'm a lightweight, no good drink 1331 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,640 because I drink like 1-2 three times a year, so. 1332 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,760 Got a few drinks in Cork or yeah. 1333 00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,120 I don't know, a few drinks in Cork, I'm gonna, if we're doing 1334 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,400 2 nights, I'm gonna have what I would call like a medium night 1335 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,840 and a hard night. What's a hard night for you 1336 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,520 know? 3 pints. 1337 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,000 Walk around the local church or something. 1338 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,720 Yeah, I think we're going to take a drop. 1339 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,800 We're going to go to the Cork City Bulls game. 1340 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,400 Brilliant. Andrew, we're there to do 1341 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,800 whatever you want to do. No, no, no. 1342 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,520 We're there to do what? We want what? 1343 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,640 We want to do and he's going to be the part of. 1344 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,720 He's the Trojan horse. Yeah, right. 1345 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,080 M4 driver over a point, right? So this is in England? 1346 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:39,800 OK, hold on. It's not very that's the right 1347 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:47,680 video down and forth the absolutely here call you boldy 1348 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,840 boldy. Hey, Boldy, you know it's weird. 1349 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,320 I've consumed an entire bottle of water during this podcast. 1350 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,280 You've not touched yours. Do you not drink water on stage 1351 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,040 and you don't? Know I had water on this 1352 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,400 morning. How much water? 1353 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,400 I've got 14 May I try? I tried to drink about 1 1/2 1354 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,240 litres, maybe 1 litre. I'm not going for this whole do 1355 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,640 2 litres. You're not going to drink that 1356 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,400 bottle. My dad doesn't drink after 2:00 1357 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,360 PM. Can I take it? 1358 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,440 Can I take? Protein, protein and drinking at 1359 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,920 the moment. What's your protein? 1360 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,240 Ice less beef, ice less. Come. 1361 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:24,080 I'm. How are your kids? 1362 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,840 You haven't seen them for a couple of weeks. 1363 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,800 Are they all good? Yeah, just check it. 1364 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,680 What a cycle. Good bro. 1365 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,560 Do we need heaven? Jesus Christ. 1366 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,880 With headphones here, Bush, I wonder. 1367 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,040 Arrest because I didn't give him my name. 1368 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,720 Come back. Partially. 1369 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,680 Because Dave's never seen this. Fuck, are you pulling me? 1370 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,040 Right. Swear once more you'll be 1371 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,640 arrested. Don't swear again. 1372 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,840 I'll pick up you. Let's. 1373 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,320 Please. I'm. 1374 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,520 Sorry, balding in the. Building you can call me bald 1375 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,280 you like don't bother me I. Didn't call you Baldy Baldy? 1376 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:13,160 What's your name please? Mr. Give me your name and 1377 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,840 address now I'll arrest you. Name and address. 1378 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,040 Now I'll arrest you. Right, my name is. 1379 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:25,560 You don't do that. I talked to this with Flight 1380 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,520 simulator. What's the latest? 1381 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,040 My God, do you get it? So the guys sourcing it for me, 1382 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,080 Oh yeah, I've got all the parts, I've got a price. 1383 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,360 Man, are you a bit of Walter Miley with us? 1384 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,560 Every time we talk in a podcast, I can get it there. 1385 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,760 It's taking a long time. You need to do it. 1386 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,080 We want to be under the stairs, we want to go on the train and 1387 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:41,920 go. What day does it know? 1388 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:46,520 I think where we March. You'll be flying soon, don't 1389 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,520 worry, right? I good I won't wait for that. 1390 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,840 What do you want to apply us to? Just like UK or something. 1391 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,400 No, I want. To fit one leg. 1392 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,160 Oh no, you said my knee would. You sit in a normal chair behind 1393 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,000 it like. Yeah, that's all right. 1394 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:03,960 I'd like to depends on South of the Yeah, the pirate, yeah. 1395 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,840 The guy that sourced that for me is a pilot. 1396 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,960 Right. And he has a simulator that's 1397 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,800 the exact one I want, but he says it's the component of the 1398 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,280 Paris you. Have a simulator if he's already 1399 01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,240 a pilot. If he just does it for training 1400 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:17,920 and stuff. Right. 1401 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,240 Is he the one that lives next door to? 1402 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,240 Yeah, it's not just kick, it would be maybe cheaper. 1403 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,040 I've asked to buy the one just in the house look. 1404 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,240 Could you put a wee door in just between the houses? 1405 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,840 Well, I think that's right. That's where I go. 1406 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,560 You go in his house. Go in house to do it like still 1407 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,760 under the stairs but. He would be like if you just 1408 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,960 just kept letting yourself come and go as you want that he can 1409 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,360 don't have a go when you're already there. 1410 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So scratch takes takes quite a 1411 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,000 while because it has to be built. 1412 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,720 Right. So it'll it'll be done. 1413 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,720 Yeah, but I went playing spot and didn't. 1414 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,440 I doesn't know that then about fast. 1415 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,440 However me and Judy got take away we saw watch the planes 1416 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,200 come in. Like on purpose or we eat new 1417 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,160 take away and they were. Playing well, we kind of did a 1418 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,880 bit of board like and we're watching the standard lines, 1419 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,960 everything like rammed. Beautiful evening. 1420 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,800 I like he think it was dog. Yeah. 1421 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,680 All these people were there and they were so excited. 1422 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,440 But then I just had sex with a lot of randomness. 1423 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:14,240 Yeah, I did. He got watching the standalone 1424 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,760 and. What was the what was the 1425 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,920 takeaway you? Went to the chippy in Hollywood, 1426 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,880 got a burger and chips. What? 1427 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,160 Really. Yeah. 1428 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,240 Scampionships. Brilliant. 1429 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,280 Lovely. It's a nice Roddy Duckers. 1430 01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:29,000 What's the ultimate chippy or. Sausage, sausage and batter. 1431 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,360 Right. Chips and gravy, right? 1432 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,760 Cheeseburger on the site. Bad day like it's a bad day if 1433 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,120 you're having a bad. Day what to drink? 1434 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,000 Day coke, right? You're having a load of salt. 1435 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,400 Red sauce. A No, the Curry sauce is enough. 1436 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,600 Do you get vinegar? No, right. 1437 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,040 It has to be in paper. Right has to come in paper. 1438 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:53,640 That we all I would say I like I like I like a cheesy chip 1439 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,560 cheese, but. Give me the whole. 1440 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,160 Give me the whole thing. We're talking about a bad day. 1441 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,080 You have your. Start I like a big chicken 1442 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,480 Phillip burger do with the bacon and cheese on it. 1443 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,440 But if bacon, cheese, Phillip burger, cheesy chip, what else? 1444 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,400 Then you would you could probably flirt with some fish 1445 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,920 good like a cod, but then you don't get the cheese or the 1446 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,600 chicken burger, depends on the mood. 1447 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,440 And then you don't get a cheesy chip with the cod either. 1448 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,920 So it's 2 separates. You know, we should do, we 1449 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,040 should have like a big chippy afternoon in the summer. 1450 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,200 Yeah. Joanne, get Lord of us. 1451 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,000 All right lads, Chippy Fridays, after you do your parts, get a 1452 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,560 lot of people down here, we'll go out. 1453 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,200 Nice big sunny day, big chippy lunch. 1454 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,680 Because you know. You chill out. 1455 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,480 I want scampi and chips. Yeah, it's go down to The Dirty 1456 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,320 Duck and go somewhere or somewhere and we get it. 1457 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,280 Here's what I have at The Dirty Duck at the moment. 1458 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,000 It's great. The portions are massive. 1459 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,000 Absolutely. The portions are massive. 1460 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,360 Here's what I have, the honey chilli chicken kind of thing, 1461 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,600 the half and then the squid, right? 1462 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,720 And I pour the. Scores to get squid. 1463 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:56,320 Into the honey chilli chicken, mix it into the one dish and I 1464 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,160 can actually tease that there or not. 1465 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:03,120 Just can we go to Dirty Duck? Why? 1466 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,400 But you know what, I want to, I want to just speak to Foster 1467 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,720 real quickly. You know it was one of the. 1468 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,640 Best you want to go to dirty dog. 1469 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,400 Elect his left, Elect his left can. 1470 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,440 I can I just say Julie and I had a voucher for The Dirty Duck, 1471 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,240 right? That your dad? 1472 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,280 Can you give it to me, Shane? Your dad gave me a voucher for 1473 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,320 The Dirty duck, right? And Julie and I went. 1474 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,320 Never eaten there before. I think with that I was hoping 1475 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,760 you'd take him. Was he? 1476 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,720 And we went unbelievable. We should go. 1477 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,240 Yeah. But listen, let's just say that 1478 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,360 is on that. I don't want to go there, break 1479 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,240 my dad. No, thank you. 1480 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,480 You want that? Yeah, false day we used to go. 1481 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,360 We used through papers together back in the day when we were 1482 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,720 boys. And one of the highlights of the 1483 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,720 year was the Christmas dinner. The paper boys should go on. 1484 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,560 And it was the. Paper Boys Christmas dinner. 1485 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,320 Paper Boys Christmas dinner or just go what it used to be 1486 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,440 called. Bobby, Max, you go to Bobby. 1487 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,120 Max, Bobby. Max for the spots where the 1488 01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,600 Rally Donkey is now. But it used to be Bobby Max. 1489 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,240 The Rally Ducks Brilliant, but Bobby Max was a different vibe. 1490 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:07,680 Bobby Max was your quintessential weekend chippy 1491 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,600 dinner extravaganza fruit machine as soon as you walked 1492 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:11,640 in. Excuse me? 1493 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,960 Right. Unbelievable. 1494 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:16,360 You would walk in and it was like it had the old. 1495 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,080 I think just, it was like an old fish and chip shop you'd have 1496 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:23,440 seen in the 1990s in EastEnders. It was perfect. 1497 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,000 Ah, but always think it was the biggest thing. 1498 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,880 See, now as a grown adult, I realised that was just a cheap 1499 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,320 dinner for the workforce. We were child. 1500 01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:31,760 Everybody's like, we'll get you a chippy. 1501 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,520 But I love chippy with a reset in section I'm probably. 1502 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,520 Oh, I love it. Love it. 1503 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,160 It was brilliant. Do you know what I went for the 1504 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,240 very first time? Friar Tux and Newry. 1505 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,520 Oh wow, spot. Oh no, there's two of them in 1506 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,120 the one time with different owners. 1507 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,560 And there's one point fire talks as well. 1508 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,600 I went, Aaron Butler took me there when we were doing Canal 1509 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:53,520 Court and he said to me enjoy it and. 1510 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,320 Yeah. Of course, what you're going to 1511 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,720 get. Canal Court with it to see. 1512 01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,920 Oh yeah. Kennel cordon, right? 1513 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,600 It was fire trucks was great. Yeah, I'm loving all these 1514 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,880 chippies up here, but I'm going to, I'm going to give you some 1515 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,200 feedback, guys. Chinese is in Northern Ireland, 1516 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,640 not good enough? Really. 1517 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,440 I'm sorry, but I do not rate your Chinese is here and I've 1518 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,880 said it before and I'll say it again. 1519 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,000 Disappointing. Yeah, Chinese game is not good. 1520 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,479 Enough. He doesn't read Chinese and 1521 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,600 Andrew Turtle, but you have anything you want to plug and 1522 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,760 promote? No. 1523 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,200 Q Radio on the one? Yeah. 1524 01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,600 Yeah, I just just listen to Daddy What's podcast on BBC. 1525 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:29,240 Science. We'll put the. 1526 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,760 Link on the Slag podcast on 3rd. Put the link in down below. 1527 01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,359 Please. Thank you. 1528 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:37,040 Boys, thank you very much. Patron another call it for kill 1529 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,000 Toddy. Patreon.com, So TV podcast, and 1530 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,760 if you want to do Kill Toddy or you want to come and see it, 1531 01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:46,399 it's on the 13th of April. Can I say? 1532 01:08:46,399 --> 01:08:51,319 E-mail teamsmepodcast@gmail.com. I just saw the artwork for it. 1533 01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:53,319 Nice picture. You know, you look well. 1534 01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:53,720 Thank you.