1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock? 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,200 Exactly. How it's called New York After 9 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,080 Dark and it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic. 10 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,040 Boom, you nail. Into Michael Che's phone. 11 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,000 Nervous. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 12 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,320 Hey, hey, hey. New York After Dark. 13 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 14 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,280 Peacock. You love it. 15 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,680 Hello there, fans of the Tea with Me podcast, Mob blood and 16 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,840 deck chair and yums. Something a little bit different 17 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,960 for you right now. Unless you've been living in a 18 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,880 bloody cave, you'll know that we've been doing the Lazy Boys 19 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:46,040 podcast, William Thompson, Mickey Bartlett, she and Todd. 20 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,240 Very low bro, very silly. We are putting this episode 21 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,080 public just to just to flirt with you really and give you a 22 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,120 hint of what you've been missing. 23 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,960 If you sign up to any of the Patreons, either T was Me, Deck 24 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,640 Chair and Yums or Mob blood. There is 8 episodes of Lazy 25 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,480 Boys. They're waiting. 26 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,320 We do a couple of these a month. It's a fun time. 27 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,040 Please enjoy this episode of the Lazy Boys Podcast and we'll see 28 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,480 you over at Patreon. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, 29 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,600 welcome to another episode of the Lazy Boys Podcast. 30 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,160 I'm joined today by, of course, Michael Bartlett. 31 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,440 Well, and she and Todd. Hello. 32 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,120 What's happening fuckers? You miss me? 33 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,960 No. Yeah, I'm sorry, I did. 34 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,240 I just want to say right now, this is how professionally are 35 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,320 as a comedian. After a month of Edinburgh when 36 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,600 the was counting down, he went like 5432 and you were like. 37 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,880 And go, now that you're back, we people were saying, we were 38 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,280 telling, we were shutting down the chat that you're you're like 39 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,320 the wee bear from both selected when you sit in the corner. 40 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,240 I was shutting that down. No, we don't want people to keep 41 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,720 saying that. That's I'm fine with that, but. 42 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,040 In your face on that bear. You know, I do look just like. 43 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,320 That we don't want people to Photoshop me and Mick sitting on 44 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,400 the couch. Yeah, with we definitely would 45 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,400 want to Photoshop like you on like a wee Churchill dog. 46 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,040 Yes, yes, yeah. But I mean, it's because my wee 47 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,920 legs don't touch the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,920 So they're like, I have a wee adorable body and they're just 49 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,160 an old man's face you. Have an adorable body I haven't. 50 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,080 It is adorable to be heard. He said that we were filming a 51 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,240 sketch, but it was his tickets and he went, we'll need to look 52 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,680 older. For now, it'll just be guys in 53 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,440 our 30s. And he went, what am I going to 54 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,800 do? He thought there was no way, no 55 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,360 chance he could play a guy in his 30s. 56 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,960 I couldn't 27. Man. 57 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,800 I look so young. You. 58 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,920 I'm the baby. Yeah, you've aged hard as as 59 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,680 someone who looks like this. You're a Chernobyl. 60 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,160 Baby like you're of Jesus Christ like so. 61 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:35,920 Cute. I'm a. 62 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:36,960 Weird. I didn't say you weren't cute, 63 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,400 but you're like Benjamin Button cute. 64 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,520 Do you mean when he was 15 and look 90? 65 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:45,520 Sorry, 1690, I know you. You're, you're adorable. 66 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,040 You've tiny weenips, which is something I love. 67 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,360 Maybe. Looks everybody maybe looks like 68 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,520 David Guetta if he was lost at sea, and I don't know what I 69 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,240 mean by that. David Guetta is an all pint. 70 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,720 I've missed you. I've missed. 71 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,640 You, you're weird. You're an anomaly anonymally, 72 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:07,160 which has the you're an anomaly and not like you look, you're 73 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:12,360 not as proud as most people. Well, this is public life, but. 74 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,320 Yeah. Oh yeah. 75 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,880 We have to be good. We have to. 76 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,280 Be good, boys. But like you look younger than 77 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,920 most people. Yeah, people are saying what's 78 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,560 the deal? I like it. 79 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,240 The people saying what's the deal with the hair at the 80 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,240 minute? That's what people are saying. 81 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,120 I grew it out long. Wanted a mullet, got a mullet. 82 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,040 I manifested this mullet. Yeah, people keep thinking I've 83 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,360 got a perm, and that's not true. My hair. 84 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,440 My hair is just this, Carly. It's, I mean, it's, I like it. 85 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,520 I like it. I like it. 86 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,280 I like it. I we like. 87 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,760 It I like, but if you turned up with a dog, a fucking weird 88 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,800 Irish accent and some trampoline metal, I wouldn't be shocked, 89 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,960 you know what I'm saying? I don't have a fucking clue what 90 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,600 you're saying. Here, if you don't call next 91 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,040 year's show Trampoline Metal, something's gone wrong. 92 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,840 Trampoline metal is actually my favourite type of music. 93 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,040 Favourite movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,440 But do you not? No, no, no, no. 95 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:07,560 We're going to let us allow us something to do with. 96 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,880 You play the bouncy. You're not like but. 97 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,360 You have a bouncy jump jumper right now. 98 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,000 Spring. Ram. 99 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,800 Spring. Ram Springs not bad. 100 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,800 It's. The best I can do. 101 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,079 Yeah. That's not really metal. 102 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:26,840 Go ahead. I completely, I completely 103 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,440 neglected the mental aspect of it. 104 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,120 I was just going trampoline. Yeah. 105 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:37,240 Donald Trampoline. Come on trampoline, few people 106 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,200 won't know what your favourite waste tune is. 107 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,320 And is anyone going to try and get tickets for the comeback? 108 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,200 You, Willie? Yeah. 109 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,080 I'm trying to think so if I do we, do we. 110 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,680 Can we go to three of? Us do we do this properly? 111 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,280 Like we fucking we're all trying to get 3. 112 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,000 Can we tell you what we're trying, what we're thinking? 113 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,920 Group Park is your first preference, then Edinburgh, 114 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,000 Murrayfield Stadium and then Cardiff. 115 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,640 Yeah. So you in and three of us put 116 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,480 together. Lazy boys doing Oasis. 117 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:07,200 I am 100% and. You will have someone to do have 118 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,840 fun with. Yeah, yeah. 119 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,360 Yes. We will be able to do lots of 120 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,280 have fun. I would enjoy myself, but you 121 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,960 were saying. Yeah, we type. 122 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,160 The kind of fun I have isn't. You need Snapchat for. 123 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,040 You can't have me around someone else who doesn't have enough. 124 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,560 Oh no, no way. Yeah, you know what I mean? 125 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,720 Yeah. Yeah, because I'll be having a 126 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,440 good time, but I don't think I'll be having fun. 127 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,400 I reckon we can talk into having a bit of fun. 128 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,320 I reckon you'd see how much fun we're having to go. 129 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,400 And it does look good to be sweaty. 130 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,720 No, no, no, you can see me and Willie losing weight in real 131 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,080 time. Was being the crowd of Oasis 132 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,920 doing business ideas? Never heard that one. 133 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,400 Business ideas. What? 134 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,640 The fuck was why is Bruce Lee an Oasis? 135 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,000 That. Was you? 136 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,360 That's what you. Did we got 5 minutes in? 137 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,080 He said he wasn't going to do the voice. 138 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,360 What's the story? Managua first public. 139 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,360 Either way, that's not that's not me being racist. 140 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,360 That's only the speech impediment. 141 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,560 That's just normal. That's a white. 142 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,040 Person Oh Asians have speech impediment? 143 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:26,360 You said it on me, you're here. Firstly gentleman, she and Todd 144 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,000 are racist. I'm trying to think of some 145 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,160 Bruce Lee movies to put in the Oasis songs, but I don't really 146 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,920 know any of any of his crouching tag. 147 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,600 No, no, I was. Just saying the crow watches we 148 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,040 left. I watched that the other night, 149 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,800 did you? Fucking brilliant movie. 150 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,360 He died on set. Yeah. 151 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,640 Brandon Lee Bradley, who shot with a blank. 152 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,680 My straws off. To have to guess what it is, 153 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:59,000 Sir. William for five points. 154 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,680 He got shot with a what gum? Oh. 155 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:06,200 My God I have a swear head. That was fucking fantastic. 156 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,960 You guess my new game show just out of nowhere. 157 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:16,480 Brand new brand, which is Russell Brand's new name. 158 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,440 He's going to go under. Oh my God. 159 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,160 Dan Hills with the question there, please. 160 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,000 So James wants to know, how far could you throw a dwarf? 161 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,520 Well, that's right. Get up, we've got the equipment. 162 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,160 Get the tape measure. Get me the chalk. 163 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,760 I would love to slide you across the slippery floor. 164 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,040 I love it when you talk dirty. That's like a fucking low budget 165 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,400 portal. Yeah, I love the slave. 166 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,280 You across the slippery. Floor, I don't know, because 167 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,640 you're like you've, you're like heavy. 168 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,320 Yeah, yeah, I'm very damn dance you. 169 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,880 Dance. Surprisingly, dance. 170 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,960 Like he is very heavy. Black hole, Yeah, Which is 171 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,040 actually where you grew up. In the black hole in. 172 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,360 The black hole. Do you remember we played 173 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,120 British Bulldogs because we're two grown man. 174 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,240 On Tour and David Lloyd. Yeah, and you try. 175 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,360 You couldn't move. Yeah, is wide and swimming pool. 176 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,040 That's what we do. We're going to turn next week. 177 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,840 We just go to David. You get sent to some David 178 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,360 Lloyds. We just play games in the pool. 179 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,080 What's David Lloyd? Well, like a gym for the. 180 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,480 Gym he's a member of All right. Oh. 181 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,600 He's gone showbiz him. I still work out just like well 182 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,200 then places still people left weights and jeans. 183 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,760 Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what's it like to have 184 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,720 money? I wouldn't fucking know. 185 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,000 It all goes on. David Lloyd. 186 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,799 Spends it on perms. That's really like my I'm sorry 187 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,240 that my hair is naturally gorgeous. 188 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,559 Well, why did you do that to it? Because I could. 189 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,960 Oh, his hair come back. Yeah, my hair is coming back 190 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,640 like the foreskin. Sorry, Shane. 191 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,280 I. Wonder you'll know all about. 192 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,600 It I meant to say. I hope it starts happening. 193 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,480 I'll be all who's laughing now. You are my Canary down the mine 194 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,800 like you're me in the future. Thanks. 195 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,120 And I'm doing nothing to fix it. I'm just being like, that's me. 196 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,720 I meant the same mazel tov when you said that I nearly said Yog 197 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,520 Jamash, which is Borat. Yes, Borat for. 198 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,000 Borat talk. Yeah. 199 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,760 Yeah, like in his language. What language is that? 200 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,360 Kazakh Stan. He's. 201 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,840 Kazakhstanis, that's where we doing it away. 202 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:27,000 I'm told, I said. I'm told so I can I. 203 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,400 Can. I jump. 204 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,400 In there. Yeah, Can I? 205 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,920 You said Kazakhstanis and then I said I'm told, but it got lost, 206 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,400 but no, that it was there. That was very. 207 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,640 Good, just know that it was there me and. 208 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,360 Mickey just got excited about fun again. 209 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,920 Are you? I'll tell everyone will be 210 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,400 having fun with Oasis. Oh my people. 211 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,240 You be getting free phone. Yeah, I'll be gutted though if. 212 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,520 Who knows what kind of fun we're talking about? 213 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,760 Yeah, got a cold. Anyway, who watches Narcos? 214 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,920 I love narcos. I never saw it. 215 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,160 You ever seen Narcos? Never seen every. 216 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,720 Weekend, I think. A wee career. 217 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,960 Who's the wee Mexican actor? And he's not Penny. 218 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,080 DeVito, You look like he's a wee Danny DeVito. 219 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,200 A wee fat Max. Danny DeVito has a pig nose. 220 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,320 Danny DeVito. None of those apply to Danny 221 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,760 DeVito other than we in fat but we fat Maxine guy has like a pug 222 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,400 nose and. He knows you. 223 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,400 He's you can. Get a fur load of burrito, bring 224 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:28,640 2 bags. But he has a weird pug nose and 225 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,800 he always plays the Mexican in a movie. 226 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,560 I can't remember and everyone every single every single movie. 227 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,920 He's just the Max. No, we I'm going to be Garcia, 228 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,120 but I don't think that's who it is. 229 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,120 You're. Just. 230 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,840 Winger for a living. Fucking fajita burrito. 231 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,680 I'm playing probability. It's going to be 1. 232 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:48,520 Fucking tequila. Buju Mundelee, He's playing 233 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,400 Barcelona. Dan Hills, to the questioner, 234 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,160 please. Naomi wants to know, are you 235 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,240 excited for the Vince Mann talk on Netflix coming out? 236 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,360 I am excited for the Vince McMahon documentary. 237 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,200 It's going to be very good. So is it because I heard they 238 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,640 were doing one just for all the allegations when it came out? 239 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,320 Yeah, this is poop. Poop on people. 240 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,800 Pardon. He was pooping on people. 241 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,240 It was, it was, yes, pairing on people's heads, but. 242 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:18,440 That's how much how much of the cop read now you've been accused 243 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:23,560 of on peoples heads. When you like reading the court 244 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,760 documents to him, you forget when you sack someone and then 245 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,520 the next morning you read it, go oh Jesus, we we went for it. 246 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,160 Imagine the shame. Your face. 247 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,760 If I've ever sex it's someone just me going up please. 248 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,080 Do you think he's doing it that much? 249 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,760 You ever be walking to your car and you're like, oh for fox 250 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,320 eggs, that a pigeon or Vince McMahon? 251 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,080 Some fucking pigeon. Well, they were going to do, 252 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,880 they were doing like Netflix documentary on that was going to 253 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,240 be more like celebrating his life. 254 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,160 Yeah. And his career. 255 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,520 But now they pivoted and done a different one. 256 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,680 I think it's. All like Vince McMahon, Dirty 257 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,000 bastard. Change women? 258 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,560 Yeah, going to change all the wrestlers names? 259 00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:04,760 No, like Brett the hitman Fart the bundler taker, which sounds 260 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,680 like somebody that doesn't know. Mikishi for poo. 261 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,400 Very good. That's not bad. 262 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:14,640 Very nice. That's fucking fantastic. 263 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,680 That is very good. I. 264 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:19,560 Hear that I can't. Get any Hulk holding in a shape 265 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,200 Trish Stratus touch. 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Right, a party to have wiped all 280 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,760 evidence of them doing that though. 281 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,800 He's wet, like to open up his head. 282 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,400 So you clean your bum, Allegedly. 283 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,800 Then he's been pooing on guys too. 284 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,280 Isn't that that's come with more recently? 285 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,040 No, he wasn't playing on guys. He was having threesomes with 286 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,000 like staff members, right? And then at the end of 287 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,880 threesome, we'll shed on the woman's head, which is how you 288 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,400 ruin the threesome for everybody. 289 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fucking stone cold 290 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,560 stunner. That's. 291 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,680 Like eating a plate, like there's a big trend I chose and 292 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,040 one person just sneezes in it. You're like, well, now no one's 293 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:45,800 got. No, stop. 294 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,320 It's like shitting on someone's head. 295 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,040 There's there's no equivalent. You've took a dump in somebody's 296 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,560 head. It's like, no, that's like, that 297 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,640 reminds me of a time somewhere and there was no sneeze guard 298 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,760 and I had the cold. But also, the man eats nothing 299 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,200 but protein shakes and burritos. It's gonna be a it's. 300 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,480 Gonna be like a breeze block. Like JFK's wife's dress 301 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:13,160 splattered like a Jackson Pollock. 302 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,200 There's a fun little detail about the lawsuit that came out, 303 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,720 though. Was apparently. 304 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:21,080 How do you find this fun? I do, apparently he has a 305 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,280 collect. But this is funny. 306 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,240 He has a collection of dildos in his office named after 307 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,400 wrestlers. That's. 308 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,080 Weird. So we'll be like, oh, I'm going 309 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,800 to use the, I'm going to use the John Cena and just put inside 310 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,080 like a bill, though. That's. 311 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,800 More, he has the great call. He'd be the scary one. 312 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,680 Oh yeah. It's the ball, Lord. 313 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,680 Man kind of was fucking to pull a sock off it. 314 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,880 Dog, we have a question please. And there's a few people trying 315 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,800 to name that actor for you. Willie, someone's saying. 316 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,240 George Garcia, someone's saying. Guzman is. 317 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,920 That Guzman Someone's saying Louise Guzman. 318 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,960 Guzman, Guzman. Louise Guzman. 319 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:18,720 Louise Goodman. See how's. 320 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:24,240 Your phone like. See see see see. 321 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,760 No outlook. It'd. 322 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,280 Be great to have one of the 12th of the weekend. 323 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:46,680 It flips the thing. What I did, it just sounds like 324 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:54,360 the start of 11 on a prayer. Do songs like that and we'll 325 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,320 guess what the song. Is oh, fucking great game. 326 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,000 We're out of the. Content that Sir. 327 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:06,840 Thanks for tuning in on Patreon. Like impressions of deaf people, 328 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,320 Karaoke. Deaf. 329 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:16,920 People singing happy mouth. They have people singing heavy 330 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,560 metals that obviously rave dancing. 331 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,920 I'm at 2 do. You want me to. 332 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,840 This is not. 10 times a cigarette. 333 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:30,000 I almost tried to smoke the microphone and it was very 334 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,960 confused. You were about to do another 335 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,800 price. I was about to go. 336 00:16:42,920 --> 00:17:02,440 It's Vince McMahon's secretary. No, no idea. 337 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,240 No, I'm play. No girl. 338 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,119 You're my Angel. You're my darling. 339 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:14,599 Let's hear it again. William Britain's Got Talent 340 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,520 next year. Did you ever see the guy who was 341 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,560 like a thing from Ghana and he went on like Ghana's Got Talent 342 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,200 and he said he could do speed reading? 343 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,880 Yeah, so he's like. I can't. 344 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:27,440 Yeah, the power region. Dead serious. 345 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,200 I'm the fastest reader in the world that he gets a. 346 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:40,560 He just comes through an entire novel when America's Got Talent 347 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,640 stuff doesn't get through. I want off a good lad. 348 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:51,960 Got the Golden Buzzer. What What's the best ever talent 349 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,520 show act ever in the history of all that kind of stuff? 350 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,080 Oh. You mentioned Susan Boyle. 351 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,880 I mean, yeah, she was when she came out, like everyone had 352 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,760 written her off. And then Voice of an Angel, 353 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,360 yeah. That's genuine thing you've ever 354 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,200 she was close. Because everyone's laughing at 355 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,160 her because remember, she's like, oh, I'm a singer and 356 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,960 that's just one side of me and everyone's I guess, ugly bitch 357 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,400 and then beautiful. She was, she was always 358 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,400 beautiful. No, she wasn't. 359 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,520 She like a cabbage and spent an image. 360 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,920 She wasn't. She also followed Richard Gad 361 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,920 around for a couple of years and do. 362 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,560 You remember there, there was like a wee 5 year old girl 363 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:32,160 singing in the first Connie Talbot was that I don't remember 364 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,920 in the first series of Britain's Got Talent and she sang 365 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,800 Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Fucking beautiful. 366 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,480 It was great. She she. 367 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,160 She did. I I do have the but I missed the 368 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,000 days where they would put the real lunatics on. 369 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:46,640 Yeah. Yeah. 370 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,960 Yeah, I don't know that like it generally they've become an 371 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,800 issue, yes, but some of those fucking remember the two guys 372 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,120 were trying to sing Mysterious Girl. 373 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,880 I was. One guy. 374 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,240 Move your body. Yeah, Come. 375 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,560 On come on, go move your body and then so put some of them. 376 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,120 Go for Chico and Bagner. Chico Yeah, good point. 377 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,000 That makes a lot of money singing sectarian songs. 378 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,760 Yeah, so funny. So funny and the we enter like 379 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,880 the whatever like remnants of Catholicism are in me whenever I 380 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,480 saw it, I was. Like wonderful fighter, yeah. 381 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,280 You meant to fight me like a man. 382 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,600 He's like fucking right up the, up the. 383 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,200 Question please. Emma wants to know, are the boys 384 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,760 going to get Willy a birthday cake on the night of his roast 385 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,720 and if so, what kind of flavour design? 386 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,240 Now that's the week after your birthday, right? 387 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,360 Two weeks after my birthday. Oh, no, that's the week after. 388 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,920 It's the week after, yeah. We're on the we're on the road 389 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,280 for your birthday. Yeah, we're he said. 390 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,560 He said he'd not really celebrate. 391 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,480 We're here 28 because Shane will quite likely forget. 392 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,080 They got that. What do you think of Fantastic? 393 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,800 I noticed Karen's already been on it from half a. 394 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,240 Cake Karen takes a tax give. Me a cake with half a side you. 395 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,280 Gotta give three points to Gary. Thank you very much guys. 396 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,200 That's lovely. What are you guys eating? 397 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,600 There's. No cement. 398 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,200 That's not true. For your for your birthday. 399 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,960 Oh no, I'm not like to have it yet. 400 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,160 We're on. We're on tour for you. 401 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,520 Please, I want to do anything but we weren't at work. 402 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,560 Edinburgh. Edinburgh, Yeah. 403 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,600 What do you think? 6th of September, It's night of 404 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,880 your waterfront. Ah, bollocks. 405 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,200 I know because I've got them down much it, but we're on tour. 406 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,080 I'm on tour of Technium tour to. Go for a nice dinner. 407 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,760 What? Do you do something, do 408 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,000 something, go to strip club something? 409 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,400 Not the Edinburgh one. Not. 410 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,880 No. Christ, I've never been, but I 411 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,560 can't imagine that's. Going to be so mediaeval. 412 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,240 Yeah, there's a lot of fellas left their skirts up shooting 413 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,960 freedom. For £20 show you're a haggis. 414 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,880 His crows is acting up, so he's. Fucking rebooting. 415 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,360 What is this? Are you? 416 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,600 I thought you were just trying. To say Braveheart. 417 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:17,640 But you had a stutter. I thought you were going to have 418 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,200 yourself a merry little Christmas. 419 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,000 Oh dear Jesus. We're at work. 420 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,240 This episode is brought to you by CarMax, boldly searching for 421 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,240 your next year's vehicle. With CarMax, you don't have to 422 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,960 settle on anything when it comes to your ride. 423 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,280 Instead, steer clear of the ordinary and buy the car that's 424 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,720 right for you. Because CarMax makes it easy to 425 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,000 stop settling and find the car you'll love today. 426 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,360 Start shopping now at carmax.com. 427 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,000 CarMax. The way car buying should be. 428 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,400 I just don't. Do you celebrate your birthday? 429 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,360 Yeah, for a week. My birthday is the 10th of 430 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,240 March, then Paddy's Days is the week after so I just keep it 431 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,200 going. Maggie has cocktails for the 432 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,640 celebration. I'm only 14. 433 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,400 No, I do love. I love a good birthday fuss. 434 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,960 Oh, do you see? I hate being weird. 435 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,160 I don't mean like giant party, I just mean like here we're 436 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,200 getting fucked up tonight. Do you know what I mean? 437 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,880 So I can imagine you coming down like in wee pyjamas, like your 438 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,400 mom brings you, like your wee birthday breakfast enough. 439 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,400 What do you what did you do for your last birthday? 440 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,680 Remember. I was in Adelaide, so the middle 441 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:38,520 of the Adelaide Fringe and had I think I had 7 gigs for today and 442 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,720 every there was a lot of pub crawl gigs and every time the MC 443 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,920 was like it's Mickey's birthday so I would have to do shots on 444 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:48,000 stage and by the end of it I ended up doing a spot on another 445 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,600 gig. I don't remember doing it like I 446 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,200 was like how do you stand up with your gig last night? 447 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,160 I think I was like yeah mate. And I was like, how to how to do 448 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,000 you what you fucking smash? You can't. 449 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,320 Still got it. Baby wasn't even in the room. 450 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,440 Have you been edible in it this week? 451 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,840 Any edibles he did? Edibles on Monday night because 452 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,120 it was on a stag on Saturday. Sunday where Carlingford and 453 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,800 just so hungover. I was meant to blink. 454 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,520 We need to Monday. I couldn't use it. 455 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,160 I bought tickets. No. 456 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,360 I didn't go. I bought tickets from me in the 457 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,680 groom and a 3:00 I text him being like, what do you reckon? 458 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,720 He texted me going me to the Domino's. 459 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,280 That guy doesn't go in the bed beside me. 460 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,000 I'm not eating today. There's no fucking way. 461 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,880 We just had to admit we're too old. 462 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,480 Like like I was hungover until about Tuesday, but Monday night, 463 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,520 yeah, I took we had able to take the edge off. 464 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,120 How was his dad? Fun. 465 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,760 It was like because we didn't do anything, we just got a house in 466 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,320 Cardiff for like there's about 15 of us and then we just like 467 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,720 drank stupidly, woke up still drunk and then just got back on. 468 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,400 At one point. The grooms like brother-in-law 469 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,960 to be is a South African rugby player professor and he's the 470 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,960 the best looking human being I've ever seen. 471 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,560 Good level, man. He's fucking gorgeous, though. 472 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,920 I have no idea. I have no idea, right. 473 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,360 All I know is this. I hadn't. 474 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,400 Yeah. He's like Mickey Mutt. 475 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,880 You find me something, right? And I'm like, not really, 476 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,160 whatever. He's like, why are you getting 477 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,440 so many photos? All these ugly girls and there 478 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,800 were stunners. But to him, everyone's a 479 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,760 monitor. Like, like at one point there 480 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,560 was a hot tub in the house and he came out of the hot tub on 481 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,080 like the Sunday morning with just a towel on him. 482 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,280 And I just I just went fuck off, like what? 483 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,680 Fuck off. But everyone else had met him 484 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,280 before and they were like, Oh, you when you see this guy, 485 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,520 you're like, you're going to lose your mind. 486 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,440 And he walked into the house and went, oh, you must be. 487 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,560 And I went shut the fuck up. I just went, what is that 488 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,280 stunning? Like just yeah, but belt like 489 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,360 fucking the best head of her I've ever seen in my life. 490 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,720 I was looking for imperfections. When I get that, get your Dick 491 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,920 out quick. They see is he a big tall fell? 492 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,480 What is he told? He told me you would be told me 493 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,800 how. Many yodas is he. 494 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:09,480 What is HE57 Giant? Shake it snowing. 495 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:14,000 What is he 5 now? There he is, part of the freak 496 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,480 show. Sex, food, What are you fucking? 497 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:23,080 Tell us what's like living a beaten stop for me. 498 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,800 I didn't know you knew your big shoe. 5 minutes. 499 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,360 Oh my God. It's fucking 7:20, you told me. 500 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:46,360 I saw the best. 55 for fuck me. I got to lose me the bird. 5 501 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,360 three. You were up. 502 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,000 Like, was it good? I was not blank though. 503 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,400 All right. I assume it was. 504 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,360 I did see the best looking man I'd ever seen in Edinburgh. 505 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,680 I wasn't there at all. Talk me through it. 506 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,920 I went to the The Keyhole Ruben case like cabaret show. 507 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,320 Ruben Care is the one of the best looking human beings in the 508 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,040 world as well. Gorgeous. 509 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,640 Fuck me, he's a ride. Like he's, he talked himself 510 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,520 through you. He's the most aggressively 511 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,040 charming gay man in the world. Right. 512 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,560 I did a game with him in Sydney just a couple months ago. 513 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,760 Yeah. And there was a point where he 514 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,840 was like he was whispering something. 515 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,240 He was like talking shit of another comedian. 516 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,240 And he's 6 three maybe. So he's like bent down to talk 517 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,640 to me, right? He's fucking stunning. 518 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,880 And he at one point he just went, you shouldn't be this 519 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,360 comfortable with me standing cyclist to you. 520 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,800 And I was like, you shouldn't be as comfortable with me back in 521 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,960 India, you sexy. That's a wee goosebumps of your. 522 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,440 Mind, I swear to God, I was like, you do it again. 523 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,560 He smells great. Yeah. 524 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,640 Like he's so funny as well. Oh. 525 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,040 Yeah, Is he very feminine looking? 526 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,160 So he was he was making stuff on stage, but off stage he's just 527 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,800 this big chisel. I saw him backstage at the 528 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,520 Sydney Comedy Store and he stuck in my mind that much that when 529 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,800 you said that, I know who that is. 530 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,160 He's a fucking legend, yeah. So good. 531 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,200 But he runs this big cabaret show and it's very out. 532 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,000 There's a lot of nudity. It's very graphic, but it's 533 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,960 brilliant. And one of the acts was a guy 534 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,880 who came out with a whip and he would like whip flowers in half, 535 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,160 so he'd like whip the top off a rose. 536 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,520 Neil Patrick Harris was in the audience and they got him up on 537 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,080 stage, put a rose in his arse and like wept it out without 538 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,080 hitting them. It was fucking amazing. 539 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,520 And the amount of other stuff in his arse though the Rose. 540 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,120 Try again. His arms like a clown cart just 541 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:32,680 pulling shit out of it. The Rose was staged left so then 542 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,360 he then goes off stage again, comes back out completely naked 543 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:41,520 and this guy is about 6/4 ABS on totally naked, totally naked 544 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,000 belt muscles. He was like the biggest Willy 545 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,880 I've ever seen. Whoa. 546 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,920 Like it was like. Yeah, Georgia by Willy I. 547 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,680 Was gonna go bigger than you, Willy. 548 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,720 I can't tell you something very quickly. 549 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,040 Yeah, it's an old joke. Like a guy goes to the doctor 550 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,760 with his newborn. He's like Doctor, some wrong 551 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,000 with skid. Like he was pretty sensitive. 552 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,720 He takes nappy off he goes. My son one week old, he has a he 553 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,000 has an adult sized Dick. Adult sized Dick and the doctor 554 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:18,760 looks something he doesn't. Do you want to hear a joke? 555 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,920 Right? So Patty and Mary, right? 556 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,600 We married a couple. Patty's got bad legs, right? 557 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,600 Braces on his legs. No, sorry. 558 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,600 Mary's got bad legs. We brace on her legs. 559 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,800 And Patty coming in here, right? Speaking minimum, right. 560 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,480 So marred for years I've been to all the doctors, all the fucking 561 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,760 scientists. Can't fix either one of the 562 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,000 problems they're watching TV wouldn't it there's just 563 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,760 American preacher on the TV healing people and party turns 564 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,160 to mirror think mirroring anything we hang on America and 565 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:49,480 we can go in here so save all their money up to get a flight 566 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,560 over to America. They're at the big fucking 567 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,720 convention centre and the guys are is that ladies and 568 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,680 gentlemen, we've got special guests here for you tonight, so 569 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,680 the Lord Jesus got them down. Help me save the live apparent 570 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,040 Mary all the way from I'll come up to the stage. 571 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,400 What was? This guy he was white just I 572 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:09,400 mean he's not real so it doesn't matter So he's like ignoring the 573 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,560 stage. It wasn't to be the problem with 574 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:17,600 you 2 lovely people and party go meaning banding and I'm haunting 575 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,960 it and I get preacher says OK, what I'm going to do for you 576 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,880 now. Why don't you go behind that 577 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,720 magical screen over there. You go behind the screen. 578 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,680 I'm going to bring the lover Lord Jesus down top of you. 579 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,000 Heal y'all NASA so go behind the screen right? 580 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,040 Jesus not come, please come now help me, help me. 581 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,280 Hail heal. Patty. 582 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,520 Mary, Mary when I give the word, I want you to throw your 583 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,560 crutches behind that screen. Throw the crutches down Mary, 584 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,080 throw them. The crutches come flying out my 585 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,160 on the screen. He goes OK now y'all seen a 586 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,680 miracle. You ready for the second 587 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,240 miracle? Patty, when I say the word, I'm 588 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,000 going to bring the love of the Lord just down on top of you. 589 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 I want you to speak with a normal God-given voice. 590 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,560 Patty speak to me. Patty speak to me now. 591 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,000 Patty speak and Patty goes. Aunt Miri hand over 592 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,160 whatever hall 6 September. Daniel, this is the question, 593 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,400 please. Well said. 594 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,640 He's at the Coldplay concert last night in Dublin. 595 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,760 Great show. Maybe enhance better edibles. 596 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,640 What's the best music gig the boys have been to and who do you 597 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,040 want to see? Girls Aloud in June was 598 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,640 phenomenally good. Look good. 599 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,200 Taylor Swift was fucking brilliantly. 600 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,040 Yeah, Rolling Stones a cool. Part usually, yeah. 601 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,080 Where? Do I say? 602 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,280 Where's Rolling Stones? A cruel part. 603 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:34,640 Unbelievable. 2 1/2 hours, all the hits, Jagger up and down. 604 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,480 So the saddest thing ever, which was. 605 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,840 Jagger up and. Down. 606 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,760 He was taking a break, so there was like guitar, guitar solo and 607 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,520 he's just nipped off stage. But where we were standing, we 608 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,080 could still sort of see him and he's going over and he's like 609 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,640 working on his nose. And I was like, oh, I mixed all 610 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,200 that. They own their gear. 611 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,360 Hanky. He had to go off and take away 612 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,800 Hanky Brick. And that was sad. 613 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,960 Like when you saw that? I at Taylor Swift, we whatever 614 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,360 the stage goes down, we could see her like duck underneath it 615 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,320 and have to crawl away. But we're like, oh. 616 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,840 I'm friends. The magic, yeah. 617 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She stays in hotels. 618 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,840 Taylor Swift. Oh, sorry. 619 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,240 She was where we were gigging in Melbourne. 620 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,360 She was staying there. It was in the casino resort. 621 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,760 Please, that's a lot of work. Interesting. 622 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,320 Cool story we. We were near her where she had 623 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,440 been. We we were in a building she was 624 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,080 in. One time at some point, yeah. 625 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,840 She was lovely though. Best concert out? 626 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,640 What was your first concert we talked with? 627 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,560 Eminem tenants final. Red hot chilli Peppers Phoenix 628 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,560 Park. Very good. 629 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,040 Elton John Stormont. Do you know actually if I really 630 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,680 think my first concert actually that I don't really remember, 631 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,320 was fucking Chesney Hawks in Bangor? 632 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,040 I am the one and only. Don't think his name for years 633 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,520 was Chesney Hawkins. Like I thought that Hawks. 634 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,080 Who? What was it a solution? 635 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,240 Though it was like 1 big weekend with the radio. 636 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,440 One thing. It was like that but back in 637 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,040 1990 or something. Wasn't 1990? 638 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,840 I think it was something I was born in 1987. 639 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,720 I was two or three I don't like. So that's just simple, man. 640 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,480 Yeah, I saw the Darkness were great at tennis, Vital in like 641 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,280 2002. They were fucking unbelievable. 642 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,680 Headline. Yeah, really. 643 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,840 It was that one year they were big. 644 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,600 Right. Yeah, yeah. 645 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,280 Yeah. Darkness. 646 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,000 Yeah, yeah. How can I love the darkness? 647 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,560 I love both of their songs, they're great. 648 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,280 They have many more than both songs. 649 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,240 They've not out there many more. Permission to land? 650 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,040 No. Have you've seen shin deer 651 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,320 version of it? That might put you off. 652 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:40,440 Oh yeah, my electrifying performance can't explain all 653 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,920 the feelings that you're making me feel. 654 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:55,240 I can explain something I wish. You're welcome to The Muppets. 655 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,640 Do you ever see that video of the guy the Swedish Muppets 656 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:05,960 singing Danny Boy? I thought you said Danny Boy, 657 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,400 Daddy boy. Daddy, bring me another boy. 658 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,920 I love that. Who's the the wee prom Muppet? 659 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,640 What's his name? Pepe and he does like that. 660 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,160 Luis Gomez. Luis Pepe. 661 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,480 Pepe appears that we horny skunk. 662 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,160 Yeah. How are we horny skunk? 663 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,240 Are you? I'm not French. 664 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,840 Yeah. Yes. 665 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,320 You're not French, we do have a stripe on the back of your head 666 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,440 with a fucking mullet. I like it. 667 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,080 Fuck you guys, it's nice. If you like, we like it. 668 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,360 That's what we like. We like it. 669 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,880 No, you don't. I don't. 670 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,840 What the? People are saying yeah. 671 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,080 Fuck everyone. Guys have to lose this 672 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,520 moustache. Yeah, Oh yeah, that video we put 673 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,880 up, you're getting fucking rinsed underneath that stash, 674 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,360 like. You look like a bad guy. 675 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,280 Picky blenders. What, Tommy? 676 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,720 You fucking you? You can't. 677 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:57,240 But slightly count. Yeah, like not hard, do you 678 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,160 mean? Yeah, hello, Daddy Boy I. 679 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,520 Smoke with one of these little sticks that my moustache doesn't 680 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,080 get stinky. Hello Tommy. 681 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,680 Daddy boy Australian. They're all. 682 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,960 Would you just be? We can't picky blenders. 683 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,600 Yeah. Hello, Mr Shelby. 684 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,120 That Lewis Bank baby. Oh fuck me, it's the picky 685 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,480 blinders. Pineapple Dine Studios. 686 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,000 These boys are inside to Birmingham. 687 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:36,280 Thomas Shelby. 5 6/7. I'd be a great way to start a 688 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:43,280 shootout in the movie 567 Moonwalk Out that you can't. 689 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,840 Question please. Paul says he's a long term 690 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,440 listener from Jersey in the Channel Islands. 691 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,199 Any interest in doing a gig on this four mile by 9 mile a piece 692 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,520 of rock? Show us the money is that the? 693 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,960 Location or his deck? A four mile by 9. 694 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,080 Well, he says, that's an entire continent. 695 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,800 You're excited by it? Yeah. 696 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,800 Four mile by 9 mile season. We went metric. 697 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,080 I don't know. I just enjoyed the phrase Four 698 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,480 mile piece of rock. If if you can facilitate an 699 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,680 offer for the three boys to come over a venue a guarantee for. 700 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,680 Somewhere to sleep like a pints, maybe some fun. 701 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,280 Wait. Make a format piece of a rock 702 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,160 for us. Make you believe it won't be 703 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,360 paid and. Where is Jersey? 704 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,800 John Lens. Ah, hanging up my wardrobe. 705 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:41,800 And where are they? In between England and France 706 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,040 and ah I think. OK, pretty close to France. 707 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,600 Thank God you're here because we did not believe him. 708 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,240 He was backing on, right? And we're like, talk shit. 709 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,560 Jersey, Guernsey, There's a few other places. 710 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,920 The lazy Jersey boys, that'd be. Great Guernsey is what I do 711 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,920 whenever we have fun. You said the lazy Jersey boys. 712 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,520 I did. In a Blake novel. 713 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,400 Work them away back to you like soon, you know, I mean like that 714 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,360 would be that could be one of those. 715 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,320 What the fuck just happened there? 716 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,600 So. My colleague Willie with the 717 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,760 jersey. Did you just quantum leap from a 718 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,280 conversation podcast? Have a song called Working my 719 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,280 way back to You. Who does? 720 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,080 The Jersey Boys? Who the fuck are the Jersey 721 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,040 boys, Frankie? Valley and. 722 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,800 Right, of course, I now you've now you've mentioned that. 723 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,360 It's yeah, it's the musical Jersey Boys. 724 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,240 There's a musical I don't know about. 725 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,240 Yeah, who's Jersey Boys? You don't know about the Jersey 726 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,400 boys and. There's a song in it. 727 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:49,600 Who's gay? Do you know who's gay? 728 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:56,920 Here's the kiss. We have them. 729 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,800 What's up? Do you know about Up Duck? 730 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,360 I'm familiar with it. Yeah, because of up dog. 731 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,240 What everyone's going to think their their Wi-Fi just don't 732 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:16,360 work. I'm in the room and I told. 733 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,000 Jimmy, also, have any of yous ever been scouted for Britain's 734 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,160 Got Talent? Yeah. 735 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,440 Yeah. We've always sent the e-mail. 736 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,280 Yes. Yeah. 737 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,480 And. You think your class, when you 738 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,640 get that and that no one else got it, and then you speak to 739 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,040 every comedian, they're like, no, I got that. 740 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,760 Even when I got it, I'm like, what do you, what do you want me 741 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,840 to do? I've nothing. 742 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,080 Like when I got the year I got it was in Castle Court and it 743 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,800 was like additions in front of the producers. 744 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,440 In Castle Court. In cast. 745 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,960 Just in the violent but guy. Yeah, he's killing it. 746 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,720 I believe in the thing called love. 747 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,120 That's. His name. 748 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:55,400 But yeah, I was in some room. There must have been like a 749 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,440 disused shop in Castle Court and they were just bringing people 750 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,800 in. I know by the time I got the 751 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,120 e-mail they were like they were saying the comedians, you'll get 752 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,480 through the 1st shitty stage because it was just a case of 753 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,480 trying to have like something to fucking fill. 754 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,240 Right. Do you remember Sean that 755 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,680 Ireland's Got Talent cruise to the first round then the live 1 756 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,760 the fucked him on all the. Time I fucked him, I really 757 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,920 fucked him hard, like everyone I've heard. 758 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,280 At least it wasn't live. Yeah, every. 759 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,080 I know. Gee. 760 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,680 I felt so bad for him. Yeah, totally fucked. 761 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,680 Because it like it wasn't his fault at all. 762 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,760 No, like they just messed up the sound case and all of his act 763 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,400 was on the sound case. Wouldn't I was Ursula Burner we 764 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,800 best about it before on your podcast or whenever she did. 765 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,200 Britain's Got Talent and they completely fucked her on the 766 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,560 semi finals as well. Yeah. 767 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,640 Well, have you ever seen that clip of the girl comes on, she 768 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,160 sings a pink song. It's X Factor, but same deal. 769 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,920 She sings a pink song and all the producers are like all the 770 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,720 judges are like, oh, you know, that didn't really suit you. 771 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,960 You seem like a pink tribute act. 772 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,600 And then she goes, you told me to sing a pink song and all the 773 00:38:53,600 --> 00:39:04,040 judges are going like to Lisa's like now fighting didn't take 774 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,320 advice from you. Get the 110, I said to Lisa. 775 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,600 Sucka like a boxer. Also, I really hurt myself. 776 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,080 So did she. It was a big Dick. 777 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,760 You couldn't. You couldn't have sucked. 778 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:21,040 It was like 12 foot. It was an inch and a half. 779 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,000 Well they described as a big monster cock. 780 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,560 Jesus, what are you feeding him? Everything, I'm like, 781 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,320 everything's just massive. There's so wrong with your dog. 782 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:36,800 What? Are you doing to the rolling 783 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,000 pin? That's my pin. 784 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,160 It's two inches well. You're bouncing castles 785 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:47,240 deflated. Can I get on I? 786 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,280 Didn't tell you about that. I didn't finish about the story 787 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,280 about the guy with the big Willy. 788 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,600 Yes, forgot about that. So he takes it, takes off his 789 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,760 like Kelt and has like it's genuinely about 9 inches in both 790 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,760 length and width. No mate, no. 791 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,880 It looked like in Supermarket Sweep when they get the big 792 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,080 novelty like sausages, that's what it looked like. 793 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,880 And he started breathing fire. Thank you. 794 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,000 Illegal let his arm on fire, right? 795 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,080 Sniffed it in one nostril, blew it out the other nostril onto 796 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,040 the other arm and was just blowing fire. 797 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,280 And then for his finale, he gets a fire lighter, picks it up his. 798 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:24,480 Gentleman's eye, yeah. He's Asian. 799 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:31,440 Optic puts it in there. I defy you to tell me what's 800 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,320 wrong about that. Puts it in the Kung Fu eye test. 801 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:44,200 Puts it in there, starts blowing fire, so. 802 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,960 He hasn't the old bullet train monitor. 803 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,480 Puts it the fire lighter right in there and starts blowing 804 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,200 fireballs from his Dick. Who's fireballs? 805 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,080 But that's the finale is him on the ground, like with his Dick 806 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,480 in the air, blowing fire like into the air. 807 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,920 And everyone's like, wow, it's the most Edinburgh thing ever. 808 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,480 Because while this guy is blowing fire from his cock, 809 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,280 there's one person in the crowd. Something, I guess. 810 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,920 Yeah, yeah. I thought this is Frankie Boyle. 811 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,160 Two star, two stars, Yeah. One star. 812 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,600 We all saw it. Fire and a big Dick. 813 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,560 That's flower for that show. What's up? 814 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,000 What's the show about? This guy blows fire out of his 815 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,800 Dick. Yeah. 816 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,600 Someone's still sitting there being like, doesn't. 817 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,120 What's where's his childhood trauma? 818 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,880 You think he's far out of his Dick doing far out of his? 819 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,800 Think he does a fucking gig like on a Tuesday. 820 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:43,160 He goes fuck everything he does. There wasn't many, but they were 821 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,760 good. He does it in between crowd work 822 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,560 far out of his Dick. What are you doing, man? 823 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,360 He shouldn't. That's a bit of a character. 824 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,400 What is the deal? Ever see in the middle middle 825 00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:02,040 Isle of IKEA? Yeah, sometimes isn't your fire 826 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:07,880 noise. Like a shack. 827 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:15,240 Not roasting on a notebook, need to get you some acting lessons, 828 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,360 but I was fucking. That is the question. 829 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,520 Sam wants to know, are any of these looking forward to the new 830 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,800 Beetlejuice movie? Yes, very much so. 831 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,080 Never saw the first one. Never. 832 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,000 Seen. Have you not? 833 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:28,960 No. Is that great? 834 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,920 Sorry. Are you doing the? 835 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:38,520 Album something that was Fane Gordon's last words, trying to 836 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:48,520 think Match of the day. I tried to go try to go private, 837 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:54,120 was too expensive. I don't give a fuck at this 838 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,320 point. I'm going to give you expensive. 839 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,400 Expensive. Like expensive. 840 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,120 Nice. Don't matter, shouldn't sell. 841 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,960 What do you call his Mrs That he have a real? 842 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,760 Nancy del Olio it. Was Nancy del Olio. 843 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,360 I thought, did he not have a thing with Ulrika Johnson? 844 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,360 That was the famous affair. Yep, Yep, Yep. 845 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,120 He was womaniser look despite looking like Mr. Burns. 846 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,760 Speaking to Mr. Burns tells more with that guy with the flame and 847 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,480 cock. Fucking wild. 848 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,640 There's a bet you need. Next time in Edinburgh we're 849 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,200 going to the Keyhole A. 100% it's so. 850 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,000 So good he's probably going out of Oasis. 851 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,920 We fires, You know something? I don't think about drugs. 852 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,120 I don't know. About that, I actually don't 853 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,760 even know anything. But I've never taken drugs. 854 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,080 I just I just have a facade. You know you're facade if you 855 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:43,960 don't get them. For South the next day way. 856 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,800 Yes, what were we talking about? Fiery decks. 857 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,960 Ohh yeah it was just in seeing like. 858 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,560 No, we were asked the question. Oh, where we Beetlejuice. 859 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,160 Beetlejuice. Yeah. 860 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,280 All right. You haven't seen the first big 861 00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,360 Who's. Playing the New Beetlejuice. 862 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,840 Michael Keaton, the game. So it's it's, it's fucking 863 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,280 fantastic. It's a really good movie. 864 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,200 It's Jenny Ortega in this one. Dinner. 865 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,440 Ortega in, but so is one on a rider. 866 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,800 She's in it now. Oh, she was. 867 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,240 She was in the first one, but she's not an older version of 868 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,600 herself. Is Alec Baldwin in it? 869 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,160 Be crazy if she was. Because he was the ghost in the 870 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,120 first one only. Yeah, is ironic concerning. 871 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,560 Yeah, somebody said. You hear they're shooting 872 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,520 Beetlejuice too. And he was all I'm back to be 30 873 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:31,680 Glock. That's good. 874 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,760 No, I don't know anything about the first one. 875 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,120 I know the look of them. I don't remember. 876 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,760 I get him and Edward said your hands confused. 877 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,120 Well, they're both Tim Burton movies, so that they're same 878 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,800 sort of style. He's weird, Tim. 879 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,360 Burton. Edward Scissorhand size like 880 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,200 scissors on his hands. That's how you tell. 881 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,360 Yeah, but there are two weird guys, that's fair to say. 882 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,520 Yeah, but the movies themselves are there. 883 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,840 There's that sort of Tim Burtony early 90s. 884 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,600 Yeah, like all the houses are like warped. 885 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,520 And yeah, but it's honestly a fucking really good movie. 886 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,600 A lot of a lot of fun on it. Here's the name of the guy that 887 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,120 said not, and he was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and he's a 888 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,360 nonce. Yeah. 889 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,200 The old Jimmy Savile and Ferris Bueller say, oh, sorry. 890 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,000 Oh, young man. You wreck me car again. 891 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,840 James Shavel. Do you know what I mean? 892 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,240 Yeah, the big Jones he played. Yeah, he's the dad. 893 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,440 And Beetlejuice, if you type that in. 894 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,920 But he's been, he has been done. Nonsense isn't. 895 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,560 He it was done nonsense. And there's gonna be in this 896 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,400 one. No, no, no. 897 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,920 Jeffrey Jones. Jeffrey Jones. 898 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,880 Nancy name? Look. 899 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,600 Yeah. Yeah, 2 Jazz, Yeah, which is 900 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:43,280 we're going to have it followed. No, I'm I ever dressed up as 901 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,840 French man? Oh, it's the same impression, 902 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:46,800 really. Look at it. 903 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,200 It's just one less moustache to go some French guy to Jimmy 904 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,840 Savile. Role of that kid. 905 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,040 Yeah. Rock A roll star. 906 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,760 Bonjour, Lila. Yeah, yeah. 907 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,520 No, that's Delilah, I said. Lila. 908 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,160 Hey, Lila. Oh, right, right, right. 909 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,600 I thought you went no, but hey, they're Delilah. 910 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:19,720 And Petit by impetit. That's brilliant. 911 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,680 Before I was ready to go, actually. 912 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,600 The song is wrong, Michael, I think. 913 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,840 I'll find. That's the thing. 914 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,720 You know they're doing Tour of the Dealer songs in German. 915 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,040 Bleed my teeth, no. Voices. 916 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,840 Oh really? On course. 917 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,000 Should be good. They're doing Vanderval. 918 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,440 Thank you for joining us on this week's Next. 919 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,040 Thanks for joining the last release point. 920 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,120 Next week it's. Going to be called Mick and 921 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:48,680 Willy's new podcast Matthew Murrin wants to know Dan and the 922 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,680 boys have a favourite building in Belfast. 923 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,040 Great question, Great question. Oh. 924 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,960 Bunsenberger. Actually a building. 925 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,880 Fuck I you have the burgers next, yeah? 926 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,920 Love going there. The Victoria Squire. 927 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:06,080 Like the big, big daddy. Yeah, The big Daddy, Big Dirkin, 928 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,840 Yeah. There's there's some buildings 929 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,080 around Belfast you forget are that old. 930 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,520 The flat arm any. Kind of, yeah. 931 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,040 You're like the. The wee blue fish doesn't count, 932 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,680 but I love that fish. Why? 933 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,560 I don't know. I just like that fish. 934 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,560 I like no one. He's there. 935 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,920 Yeah, I like, where's no love the hula. 936 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:29,800 The dari I am. No, it's a like a, Langen said. 937 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,560 You're right. Oh. 938 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,640 Yeah, the dairy, the dairy ones are two people across like all. 939 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,840 Right with the hula Darius go to sells crisps. 940 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,840 All right, I get an ISI, I'm very. 941 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,960 Slow. No, the hood is actually a Derry 942 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,760 girl has one. I mean, people say hello in. 943 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,600 Their favourite build? Favourite build in Belfast City 944 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,080 halls. Good one like you walk around. 945 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:55,280 That's a nice one, yeah. Why can't I think Yeah. 946 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,000 I just build City Hospital. That's. 947 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,840 Right, that's that's like somebody was asked was about to 948 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,560 Marlboro House and Craven. So there's a building across 949 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,920 from Rushmere shopping centre that was like, oh, built in the 950 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,920 sense of a cube with like aeroplane windows. 951 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,360 So my mom used to work on it. But so it was just like a 952 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,520 standard civil service building, but it was obviously built with 953 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,720 like some sort of weird troubles money or as I guess there's a 954 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,640 cotton edge building. Look at it that's fucking as a 955 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,800 square. And I think city hospitals, that 956 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800 kind of vibe of like, yes, let's make this look like it's the 957 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,880 future, but it was in the 70s. I generally thought he was doing 958 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,560 the noise again. It was no the most depressing 959 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,560 building any shopping centre. Yeah. 960 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,760 That's not Victoria Square like castle court. 961 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,160 What was the one in Bangor before the family fucking put it 962 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,440 down? Flagship but. 963 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,560 It's still there, it's just none. 964 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,480 Just a Burger King still. There it was open for like 3 965 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,360 years and the only thing and it was a pound lot. 966 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,360 Yeah, it was so fucking depressing. 967 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,680 That another question please. Peter says he's finally watched 968 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,400 Yellowstone. On your recommendation, any tips 969 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,880 for changing career to be in a cowboy? 970 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,920 I love that. I'd fucking love to be a cowboy. 971 00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,640 I told you. That's my dream. 972 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,120 Like it's to have a big bit of land a load of guns and load 973 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,600 empty beer cans, a lot of full beer cans, and then I'll sort it 974 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,040 out. Just imagine. 975 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,040 Like, imagine. Things went a certain way for 976 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,320 us. We ended up living in Montana. 977 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,800 Three of us run the ranch. Imagine. 978 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,960 The gas ranch all time like what is growing exclusively cucumbers 979 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,560 where are they can't. Tell you. 980 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,200 You miss. That's for my birthday. 981 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,360 You miss? Yes. 982 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,360 Well, here, do it. That's Gary. 983 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,160 I I would love it if we had a run. 984 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,400 If we had a big gay round. Just wear a Carhartt. 985 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,760 I would love to have the balls to just dress a cowboy. 986 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,600 I don't know that's just Antrim, but I would love to do what I 987 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,680 mean. Oh, you mean like American? 988 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,320 Like yeah, full blown fucking like big cowboy boots, spurs and 989 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,880 all. Scratch the side of my car. 990 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,640 Get in the fucking Spurs. We chops and all. 991 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,400 I have a couple wheels talking about like. 992 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,160 Care, Care I. Met with all those rent. 993 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,640 I feel like Kerry would look unreal as a cowboy. 994 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,120 He's got the the truck. Kerry. 995 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,440 Kerry looks, yeah, but Kerry looks like he would be one of 996 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,360 the like the mayor of an old western town. 997 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,200 Yeah, he's so corrupt. He has a pocket watch. 998 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,040 We're all what is time? So corrupt. 999 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,520 So I think he'd be a wee outlaw called Babyface Bartlett. 1000 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,480 And he shows up, he shoots you, and then he, like, sings at you. 1001 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,640 Yeah. He leaves a guitar string over 1002 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,520 your chest. Yeah, his babyface again. 1003 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:37,160 He's left us calling card. Yeah, I can see, I can see you 1004 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,000 being a wee Wild West guy. I'd be a wee outlaw, yeah. 1005 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,680 I do they call you beans used a beans and a comfort. 1006 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,520 My friends call me Beans. What? 1007 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,880 Because apparently I look like beans from Even Stevens. 1008 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,000 I don't. Even know what that. 1009 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:54,440 Is we black and the wheelchair? What's even Steven? 1010 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,840 Steven. Shia LaBeouf was that was like 1011 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,000 his bridge. It was his like sort of teens 1012 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,240 that complain. He was black in it. 1013 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,800 No, he was just being being Mickey. 1014 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,600 Don't. Tell her with Shia the booth and 1015 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,040 English his name was Shia the beef. 1016 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,200 Here comes the beef. I don't like him. 1017 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,200 You don't as a guy. He did get a wee bit arse holy 1018 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,840 once he do. You remember he did that weird 1019 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,720 thing where he was like. That woman I was, that was 1020 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,280 pretty. Weird when he stood with a bag 1021 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,720 over his head in a room and he's like, anyone can come in and do 1022 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,800 anything to me. And then someone came in, like 1023 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,280 felt his balls and he got really upset. 1024 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,400 And they're like, I mean, I would like, that's the first. 1025 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,720 I'm gonna kick you right in the bollocks. 1026 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,440 If you're there, I would. I'm just going to walk a whisper 1027 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,880 and English. It says the beef. 1028 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,840 You sound like something you would get in the butchers. 1029 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,000 What else gives a share of the beef? 1030 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,880 What else do people do too? I don't. 1031 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,960 I reckon he's probably had a lot of bad shit happen and like all 1032 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,920 that Hollywood Epsteini type shit. 1033 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,880 Yeah, that sent him. Epsteini. 1034 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,280 Beanie Babies. Just I've seen babies, yeah. 1035 00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,840 But like every child locked there is fucked up, yeah. 1036 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,080 The Milky Bar kid. See what? 1037 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,960 He did. No, he trapped them two fucking 1038 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,120 burglars in the house, hit them with paint cans and three cars 1039 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,280 in the floor and he fucking went to New York. 1040 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,680 Which by the way, pre 9/11 no one asked for a passport. 1041 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,800 Fair enough, but he took advantage of it. 1042 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,680 Never believe this same 2 burglars were also in New York. 1043 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,520 He is all hair voice. What are the? 1044 00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,520 Gloves are off. What are the chances? 1045 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,360 I love them. What a rough time he had. 1046 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,600 Remember they made a recent one that actually be was in. 1047 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,200 Yeah. Did. 1048 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,320 They Yeah. Home Alone 3. 1049 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,680 But it's technically there's about seven of them. 1050 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,520 Yeah. So they made they made a Home 1051 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,440 Alone three that Scarlett Johansson was in as the big 1052 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,120 sister. There's a different character. 1053 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,840 And then they made another one years later that Marv was back 1054 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,320 in US. Right 4/4. 1055 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,000 Or five or something. Yeah, yeah, because I'd seen 1056 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,920 those ones first before I'd seen one and two, I'd seen the 1057 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,800 straight. Can I tell you? 1058 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,600 Can I say something you'd like the two burglars mixed? 1059 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,840 Yeah, fuck you. You don't like you. 1060 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:13,760 Don't like? A sticky wet band I do have. 1061 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,960 The temperament of Joe Pesci's one as well. 1062 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,200 Yeah, and the same height as them. 1063 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,440 Yeah, Joe Pesci's a fucking cool. 1064 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,000 Cool, yeah. Yeah. 1065 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,520 I have a lot of time from How the fuck am I funny I. 1066 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,840 Have a lot of time for. See, if he ever rang me, I'd 1067 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,240 answer. He's never out of my house. 1068 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,600 You home alone like that's another fellow. 1069 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:37,600 I'm monumental. That question please. 1070 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,520 Don't want to know, Will you boys ever do anything in Craig 1071 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,400 Alvin? No, Mickey's there all the time. 1072 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,120 I'm there all the time driving through like that. 1073 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,800 Now you love. You love A. 1074 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,840 Rush I love rushmere run. He loves a rushmere down there 1075 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,000 where he. Loves Rushmere. 1076 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,320 Where's Rushmere? We've been to the Nandos. 1077 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,800 We've been to the Nandos everywhere, man. 1078 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:56,720 I don't remember them all. That's. 1079 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,000 A great Nandos, yeah, it is that we rush Nandos. 1080 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,600 Great. Where's been the worst Nandos, 1081 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,800 Australia. Yeah. 1082 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,400 Horrendous shit. Really. 1083 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,000 So shit. The broccoli, the Perry Perry 1084 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,120 broccoli with the goat cheese or with fucking feta cheese in it. 1085 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,040 It's quite nice but everything else is shit. 1086 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,960 But I don't know what you would do getting cricket. 1087 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,680 There's no venues like. It's weird. 1088 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,200 It's Mummy. It isn't as in between, Yeah. 1089 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,840 What? Not like that's natural. 1090 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,520 Yeah, fucking fifth wonder of the world. 1091 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,400 Here's what I mean. Where were the Cavemen and 1092 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,320 caves? All this is a little. 1093 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,600 Bit it's a modern, it's a modern place they just went. 1094 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,920 Let's put a lot of things here and get people into it. 1095 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,680 You're describing a village. You're describing the 1096 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,240 construction of the time. Well, that's what it was. 1097 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,120 So in this it's true in the 70s they built it because there was 1098 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,240 a lot of factories and stuff and they gave people from Belfast 1099 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:50,680 grants to move down to. Not that one. 1100 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,680 That's as tricks you. That's really funny. 1101 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:58,560 You can't get it off. Let's go for it. 1102 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,000 What's? Your wee feet. 1103 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,880 Big fucking toes. I hit them back to the shower by 1104 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:11,760 midnight. Your feet we will, Bull Baggins. 1105 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,960 Speaking of, Baggins seem to get away. 1106 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:28,160 It's very sweaty in here. I'm self confident. 1107 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,480 You don't need to hide the movie right? 1108 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,560 Take your. It looks weird to one on. 1109 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,440 Take your one. Off you need to take so I'm not 1110 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,400 there unless you take yourself. I can't, I don't take mine off. 1111 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,200 Take them off, man. The psoriasis, everyone has to 1112 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,720 take it over like. Somebody kicked away. 1113 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,400 I don't. Give a fuck, take them off. 1114 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,600 We're doing this one perfect. I'm not taking mine off. 1115 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,720 I'm just not the one. I'll get my cock right before I 1116 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:45,960 keep my feet out. Oh well. 1117 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,800 My my feet are horrible. Yours are so yours are so bored 1118 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,480 I. Would love to have. 1119 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,080 We've only feel like that I've got we've fat ones like yours. 1120 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,960 Yeah, One time my doctor went, you've got quite fat feet. 1121 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,880 And I was like, what's his? Bony feet to character in 1122 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,160 Geordie Bush, she's the the Dame. 1123 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,480 Dame Bony Feet Bony feet in French is a dessert. 1124 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,840 So I've got the fate of like, gentleman Eddie Murphy plays a 1125 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,560 fat woman in a movie. That's the feet. 1126 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,680 Size of your feet. 9 1/2. Or not. 1127 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:22,520 I'm a nine. I weren't that the woman told 1128 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,760 you, mother. Well, you can check my. 1129 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:25,600 Shoes. They're 9 1/2. 1130 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,400 Seriously, you don't have cerebral palsy, you just have 1131 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,880 the wrong size trainers. Yeah, but that's. 1132 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,640 But they're just wider than they are long. 1133 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,880 They are 9 1/2, yeah. Imagine you stuck on a pair of 1134 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,920 fives and you're sweet. That's good you got wide feet. 1135 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,600 I have the same. Problem. 1136 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,360 Yeah, they're they're wider than they are long. 1137 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:45,040 We Willie wide feet. We believe, I think, the pedals 1138 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:50,280 in his car. So you don't have the balls to 1139 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,240 get yours? You can't say. 1140 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,640 I have AI have a medical condition. 1141 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,640 Do you ever use your feet as hands and like pick stuff up 1142 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,160 like that? No, I have no watches. 1143 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,840 No, no. Have we scary duck feet like? 1144 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,080 What do you mean no watches? Like it doesn't dip? 1145 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,520 He's dropped. His feet are totally flat. 1146 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:08,320 Totally flat. Oh sorry, cerebral palsy dropped 1147 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,760 arches. These lines are real thing. 1148 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,000 OK, so is mine. Doctor said it was. 1149 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,160 Dan Hurst to the question, please. 1150 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,480 Kieran says This is why people pay more for Patreon. 1151 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,160 Some questions coming in about tour support and tour dates and 1152 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,600 what's going on with that. So Shane, when you're away in 1153 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,240 England, Scotland and Mickey for your shows coming up. 1154 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,600 My mom, Willie TS come with me well. 1155 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,040 I thought you. Want to fart? 1156 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,240 I was getting ready for it. Like don't smell it. 1157 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,360 Yeah, my mom, Willie, he's come with me. 1158 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,840 Well, he were, were. Struggling me freak. 1159 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,240 Me, we're struggling on Cardiff mate. 1160 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:51,000 I what the basic said they said to me today do you want to? 1161 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,960 And I said no, I do not. You know why? 1162 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:59,120 Because I love the fans and we've paid for yeah. 1163 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,320 Yeah. So I haven't paid for any. 1164 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,440 More toes? Why Liverpool? 1165 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,040 Definite direction. But I've got all my own. 1166 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,040 Support me. Are you still on the feet? 1167 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,560 The toes going different direction Is he going Toes look 1168 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,160 like Knick. Knacks. 1169 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,600 They were cutting that big nail. I know. 1170 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,160 My nails, my toenails are real short as well because I can't, I 1171 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,960 can't deal with junior toenail catch on a blanket at night. 1172 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,240 Yeah, and like. What about Paul schools eating 1173 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,440 his daughter's toenails? That's right, he'll he'll bite 1174 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,240 his daughter's tongue, nails off with his mouth. 1175 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,640 Instead of her. Well, better do it with his 1176 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:36,400 mouth in his arse like. Sharp your arse, your bottle in 1177 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,360 your home. You know, sharp arse partner. 1178 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,360 Sharp arse. This is Cowboys. 1179 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,160 Yeah, I'm riding a horse when I'm sitting on that handle. 1180 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,760 He'll shoot you. You don't want to know how. 1181 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,960 He's got a gold. Star, put your hand in there. 1182 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,440 Reach for this guy. What? 1183 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,080 Do you say? Yeah, Paul Scott like to, don't 1184 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,600 he? Just like it was a photo of him 1185 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:05,880 with like her big toe in his mouth. 1186 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,600 He was like, no. Chomping down on his daughter. 1187 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,840 That's probably the weirdest thing anyone from Man United has 1188 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,760 ever done. Oh yeah, the win really. 1189 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,640 Fuck that old lady and get grand gigs. 1190 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,480 I don't fucking know, lady is not as weird as sucking on your 1191 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,120 daughter's toes. She's biting her toenail off, 1192 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,160 right? Like, he's an adult, by the way, 1193 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,240 which is weird. Oh, she's grown up. 1194 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,320 Yes. Oh, I thought it was a little 1195 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,560 like fucking taller than what was like. 1196 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,600 No, no, no. No, no, no, it's fucking. 1197 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,840 Like faggots. Fucking weird. 1198 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,280 She's like, yeah. I was like, why is the guy, why 1199 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,440 are you defending this incest? But like, yeah, she's like 20-3 1200 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,480 and they're all they're in like a resort. 1201 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,880 Would you? Well, that Paul. 1202 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,240 'S Paul's Paul's daughter's toe floated in here as a tongue. 1203 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:50,160 Twister it doesn't body toe here, but I would like that. 1204 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:55,440 If Paul's school public episode. If Paul's daughter's toe. 1205 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,120 Showed up. Would you? 1206 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,560 Would you? No on it. 1207 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,800 If we're just if they're three times, then action. 1208 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,560 If rank eggs nephew walks in here, where's nipple like? 1209 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:14,320 If canned dogs dies dog. Your boxers on don't be shared. 1210 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,360 Someone did that what I said that even can't dodge it. 1211 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,640 All right, I didn't get it. Do it again. 1212 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:28,080 Can't dog, Daddy man, Can't dog. Take your shirt off. 1213 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,160 You'll get it then. Yeah. 1214 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,880 Oh daddy man, is that his backup dancers? 1215 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,480 I. Think so. 1216 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,720 The daddy man, you sure can't. I thought he was a solo act. 1217 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,200 Oh P Daddy, sorry, I'm taking notorious BIG, not candle. 1218 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,760 And it's hard to get them mixed up, like straight out of 1219 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,000 Compton. That is the questionnaire 1220 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,880 please. Can we just promote shows, this 1221 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,240 show generally before we finish? Yes, well, you're, you're in the 1222 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,120 driver's seat this. Weekend. 1223 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,880 Yeah, my tour starts in November. 1224 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,280 The big shows are in the Waterfront on the 13th of 1225 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,320 December and the Millennium Form on the 14th of December with my 1226 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,920 show Scumbag Millionaire. It is the best stand up show 1227 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,360 I've ever written. It's very fucking good. 1228 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,720 Mickey Bolt. My tour starts on the 6th of 1229 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,760 September in the Waterfront Hall. 1230 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,760 The show's called Thick. It's the best show I've ever 1231 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,080 written and I haven't done longer than he has. 1232 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,920 So go to Hazel. I seen some stuff last night, 1233 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,160 it's fantastic. My tour starts next Tuesday in 1234 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,520 Newcastle. Rich, don't listen. 1235 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,800 And. Smell. 1236 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,360 She and talk comedy.com, The Big Shows. 1237 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,680 Oh. Why would you think his feet 1238 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,560 would smell nice? I literally went to you. 1239 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:40,800 I do try to. Smell my feet and you went oh, 1240 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,480 and then. What? 1241 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,520 His feet smell like a dead relative's kit bag. 1242 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,120 Like an uncle? How do you know? 1243 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,320 What that smells like. I don't really play football in 1244 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,040 the 80s and you find his football bag in the attic and 1245 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,520 unzip and chimp. And your first instinct is to 1246 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,120 take a Smith. Well, possible it wasn't me. 1247 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,520 You pulled the human head out of it first thing my uncle was. 1248 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,280 Mad it smelled all my feet smell like sandwiches that you left in 1249 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,960 a skull bag and forgot about. Yeah, come back like after the 1250 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,320 holidays. It smells like a tramps Quafe. 1251 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,320 Fucking. Sorry, was that worse than? 1252 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,920 Sorry for the face. Promote your shirt. 1253 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,720 No, that was it. But this, this, we do this on 1254 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:25,520 Patreon, on Teams, me Patreon, mobile Patreon, Patreon. 1255 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,840 Lazy boys would do it every couple of weeks. 1256 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,200 If I go when they do it again because we're all going to, 1257 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,520 yeah. I'll do. 1258 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,160 I'll cancel all my plans from this. 1259 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,200 I love it. Usually friends I have left. 1260 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,200 Mickey shows your face fucking. I get your feet out. 1261 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,680 I'm not doing it. I'll show you pictures of them. 1262 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,520 You're. The hair on your feet's weird 1263 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,520 because it just goes in that oh. Scrap hairy feet on the top. 1264 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,600 I have a wee hot. I do have Hobbit feet like. 1265 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,000 Yeah. Very hot. 1266 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,480 I am very Hobbit. There's a wee bit. 1267 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,880 I know this is weird. Fucking better me wants to grab 1268 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,560 one. I'm her just Jenkins so I don't 1269 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:56,440 want. To I. 1270 01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:02,200 Didn't. Get it? 1271 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,760 Make a wish. I wish I hadn't fucking done 1272 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,280 that. We'll say I make a wish, that's 1273 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,520 why I'm a fader like. That Jesus Christ. 1274 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:22,320 Little master plan guys. Thank you so much for watching 1275 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,240 Lazy Boy's message. Is anyone getting this weekend? 1276 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,520 Anything going to play in the short? 1277 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,560 I'm not. I'm going to Donny Golf. 1278 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,720 What for we? Just have pants the Carmen. 1279 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,040 Oh no. And Daddy spent the retirement 1280 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:36,520 money on themselves. Bastard toenails an eclipse. 1281 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,440 You got to go see your dad, Yeah. 1282 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:43,920 He's got his jersey on him. Willie to play. 1283 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,760 So give us one last song that we have to guess in the boot boot.