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welcome to another episode of the Lazy Boys Podcast.
I'm joined today by, of course, Michael Bartlett.
Well, and she and Todd. Hello.
What's happening fuckers? You miss me?
No. Yeah, I'm sorry, I did.
I just want to say right now, this is how professionally are
as a comedian. After a month of Edinburgh when
the was counting down, he went like 5432 and you were like.
And go, now that you're back, we people were saying, we were
telling, we were shutting down the chat that you're you're like
the wee bear from both selected when you sit in the corner.
I was shutting that down. No, we don't want people to keep
saying that. That's I'm fine with that, but.
In your face on that bear. You know, I do look just like.
That we don't want people to Photoshop me and Mick sitting on
the couch. Yeah, with we definitely would
want to Photoshop like you on like a wee Churchill dog.
Yes, yes, yeah. But I mean, it's because my wee
legs don't touch the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they're like, I have a wee adorable body and they're just
an old man's face you. Have an adorable body I haven't.
It is adorable to be heard. He said that we were filming a
sketch, but it was his tickets and he went, we'll need to look
older. For now, it'll just be guys in
our 30s. And he went, what am I going to
do? He thought there was no way, no
chance he could play a guy in his 30s.
I couldn't 27. Man.
I look so young. You.
I'm the baby. Yeah, you've aged hard as as
someone who looks like this. You're a Chernobyl.
Baby like you're of Jesus Christ like so.
Cute. I'm a.
Weird. I didn't say you weren't cute,
but you're like Benjamin Button cute.
Do you mean when he was 15 and look 90?
Sorry, 1690, I know you. You're, you're adorable.
You've tiny weenips, which is something I love.
Maybe. Looks everybody maybe looks like
David Guetta if he was lost at sea, and I don't know what I
mean by that. David Guetta is an all pint.
I've missed you. I've missed.
You, you're weird. You're an anomaly anonymally,
which has the you're an anomaly and not like you look, you're
not as proud as most people. Well, this is public life, but.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
We have to be good. We have to.
Be good, boys. But like you look younger than
most people. Yeah, people are saying what's
the deal? I like it.
The people saying what's the deal with the hair at the
minute? That's what people are saying.
I grew it out long. Wanted a mullet, got a mullet.
I manifested this mullet. Yeah, people keep thinking I've
got a perm, and that's not true. My hair.
My hair is just this, Carly. It's, I mean, it's, I like it.
I like it. I like it.
I we like.
It I like, but if you turned up with a dog, a fucking weird
Irish accent and some trampoline metal, I wouldn't be shocked,
you know what I'm saying? I don't have a fucking clue what
you're saying. Here, if you don't call next
year's show Trampoline Metal, something's gone wrong.
Trampoline metal is actually my favourite type of music.
Favourite movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But do you not? No, no, no, no.
We're going to let us allow us something to do with.
You play the bouncy. You're not like but.
You have a bouncy jump jumper right now.
Spring. Ram.
Spring. Ram Springs not bad.
It's. The best I can do.
Yeah. That's not really metal.
Go ahead. I completely, I completely
neglected the mental aspect of it.
I was just going trampoline. Yeah.
Donald Trampoline. Come on trampoline, few people
won't know what your favourite waste tune is.
And is anyone going to try and get tickets for the comeback?
You, Willie? Yeah.
I'm trying to think so if I do we, do we.
Can we go to three of? Us do we do this properly?
Like we fucking we're all trying to get 3.
Can we tell you what we're trying, what we're thinking?
Group Park is your first preference, then Edinburgh,
Murrayfield Stadium and then Cardiff.
Yeah. So you in and three of us put
together. Lazy boys doing Oasis.
I am 100% and. You will have someone to do have
fun with. Yeah, yeah.
Yes. We will be able to do lots of
have fun. I would enjoy myself, but you
were saying. Yeah, we type.
The kind of fun I have isn't. You need Snapchat for.
You can't have me around someone else who doesn't have enough.
Oh no, no way. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, because I'll be having a
good time, but I don't think I'll be having fun.
I reckon we can talk into having a bit of fun.
I reckon you'd see how much fun we're having to go.
And it does look good to be sweaty.
No, no, no, you can see me and Willie losing weight in real
time. Was being the crowd of Oasis
doing business ideas? Never heard that one.
Business ideas. What?
The fuck was why is Bruce Lee an Oasis?
That. Was you?
That's what you. Did we got 5 minutes in?
He said he wasn't going to do the voice.
What's the story? Managua first public.
Either way, that's not that's not me being racist.
That's only the speech impediment.
That's just normal. That's a white.
Person Oh Asians have speech impediment?
You said it on me, you're here. Firstly gentleman, she and Todd
are racist. I'm trying to think of some
Bruce Lee movies to put in the Oasis songs, but I don't really
know any of any of his crouching tag.
No, no, I was. Just saying the crow watches we
left. I watched that the other night,
did you? Fucking brilliant movie.
He died on set. Yeah.
Brandon Lee Bradley, who shot with a blank.
My straws off. To have to guess what it is,
Sir. William for five points.
He got shot with a what gum? Oh.
My God I have a swear head. That was fucking fantastic.
You guess my new game show just out of nowhere.
Brand new brand, which is Russell Brand's new name.
He's going to go under. Oh my God.
Dan Hills with the question there, please.
So James wants to know, how far could you throw a dwarf?
Well, that's right. Get up, we've got the equipment.
Get the tape measure. Get me the chalk.
I would love to slide you across the slippery floor.
I love it when you talk dirty. That's like a fucking low budget
portal. Yeah, I love the slave.
You across the slippery. Floor, I don't know, because
you're like you've, you're like heavy.
Yeah, yeah, I'm very damn dance you.
Dance. Surprisingly, dance.
Like he is very heavy. Black hole, Yeah, Which is
actually where you grew up. In the black hole in.
The black hole. Do you remember we played
British Bulldogs because we're two grown man.
On Tour and David Lloyd. Yeah, and you try.
You couldn't move. Yeah, is wide and swimming pool.
That's what we do. We're going to turn next week.
We just go to David. You get sent to some David
Lloyds. We just play games in the pool.
What's David Lloyd? Well, like a gym for the.
Gym he's a member of All right. Oh.
He's gone showbiz him. I still work out just like well
then places still people left weights and jeans.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what's it like to have
money? I wouldn't fucking know.
It all goes on. David Lloyd.
Spends it on perms. That's really like my I'm sorry
that my hair is naturally gorgeous.
Well, why did you do that to it? Because I could.
Oh, his hair come back. Yeah, my hair is coming back
like the foreskin. Sorry, Shane.
I. Wonder you'll know all about.
It I meant to say. I hope it starts happening.
I'll be all who's laughing now. You are my Canary down the mine
like you're me in the future. Thanks.
And I'm doing nothing to fix it. I'm just being like, that's me.
I meant the same mazel tov when you said that I nearly said Yog
Jamash, which is Borat. Yes, Borat for.
Borat talk. Yeah.
Yeah, like in his language. What language is that?
Kazakh Stan. He's.
Kazakhstanis, that's where we doing it away.
I'm told, I said. I'm told so I can I.
Can. I jump.
In there. Yeah, Can I?
You said Kazakhstanis and then I said I'm told, but it got lost,
but no, that it was there. That was very.
Good, just know that it was there me and.
Mickey just got excited about fun again.
Are you? I'll tell everyone will be
having fun with Oasis. Oh my people.
You be getting free phone. Yeah, I'll be gutted though if.
Who knows what kind of fun we're talking about?
Yeah, got a cold. Anyway, who watches Narcos?
I love narcos. I never saw it.
You ever seen Narcos? Never seen every.
Weekend, I think. A wee career.
Who's the wee Mexican actor? And he's not Penny.
DeVito, You look like he's a wee Danny DeVito.
A wee fat Max. Danny DeVito has a pig nose.
Danny DeVito. None of those apply to Danny
DeVito other than we in fat but we fat Maxine guy has like a pug
nose and. He knows you.
He's you can. Get a fur load of burrito, bring
2 bags. But he has a weird pug nose and
he always plays the Mexican in a movie.
I can't remember and everyone every single every single movie.
He's just the Max. No, we I'm going to be Garcia,
but I don't think that's who it is.
You're. Just.
Winger for a living. Fucking fajita burrito.
I'm playing probability. It's going to be 1.
Fucking tequila. Buju Mundelee, He's playing
Barcelona. Dan Hills, to the questioner,
please. Naomi wants to know, are you
excited for the Vince Mann talk on Netflix coming out?
I am excited for the Vince McMahon documentary.
It's going to be very good. So is it because I heard they
were doing one just for all the allegations when it came out?
Yeah, this is poop. Poop on people.
Pardon. He was pooping on people.
It was, it was, yes, pairing on people's heads, but.
That's how much how much of the cop read now you've been accused
of on peoples heads. When you like reading the court
documents to him, you forget when you sack someone and then
the next morning you read it, go oh Jesus, we we went for it.
Imagine the shame. Your face.
If I've ever sex it's someone just me going up please.
Do you think he's doing it that much?
You ever be walking to your car and you're like, oh for fox
eggs, that a pigeon or Vince McMahon?
Some fucking pigeon. Well, they were going to do,
they were doing like Netflix documentary on that was going to
be more like celebrating his life.
Yeah. And his career.
But now they pivoted and done a different one.
I think it's. All like Vince McMahon, Dirty
bastard. Change women?
Yeah, going to change all the wrestlers names?
No, like Brett the hitman Fart the bundler taker, which sounds
like somebody that doesn't know. Mikishi for poo.
Very good. That's not bad.
Very nice. That's fucking fantastic.
That is very good. I.
Hear that I can't. Get any Hulk holding in a shape
Trish Stratus touch. What do you mean?
Delo Brown don't even change anything for that.
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So what's the latest events? Well, he's fired from WWE after
a result of the the lawsuit. Right, a party to have wiped all
evidence of them doing that though.
He's wet, like to open up his head.
So you clean your bum, Allegedly.
Then he's been pooing on guys too.
Isn't that that's come with more recently?
No, he wasn't playing on guys. He was having threesomes with
like staff members, right? And then at the end of
threesome, we'll shed on the woman's head, which is how you
ruin the threesome for everybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fucking stone cold
stunner. That's.
Like eating a plate, like there's a big trend I chose and
one person just sneezes in it. You're like, well, now no one's
got. No, stop.
It's like shitting on someone's head.
There's there's no equivalent. You've took a dump in somebody's
head. It's like, no, that's like, that
reminds me of a time somewhere and there was no sneeze guard
and I had the cold. But also, the man eats nothing
but protein shakes and burritos. It's gonna be a it's.
Gonna be like a breeze block. Like JFK's wife's dress
splattered like a Jackson Pollock.
There's a fun little detail about the lawsuit that came out,
though. Was apparently.
How do you find this fun? I do, apparently he has a
collect. But this is funny.
He has a collection of dildos in his office named after
wrestlers. That's.
Weird. So we'll be like, oh, I'm going
to use the, I'm going to use the John Cena and just put inside
like a bill, though. That's.
More, he has the great call. He'd be the scary one.
Oh yeah. It's the ball, Lord.
Man kind of was fucking to pull a sock off it.
Dog, we have a question please. And there's a few people trying
to name that actor for you. Willie, someone's saying.
George Garcia, someone's saying. Guzman is.
That Guzman Someone's saying Louise Guzman.
Guzman, Guzman. Louise Guzman.
Louise Goodman. See how's.
Your phone like. See see see see.
No outlook. It'd.
Be great to have one of the 12th of the weekend.
It flips the thing. What I did, it just sounds like
the start of 11 on a prayer. Do songs like that and we'll
guess what the song. Is oh, fucking great game.
We're out of the. Content that Sir.
Thanks for tuning in on Patreon. Like impressions of deaf people,
Karaoke. Deaf.
People singing happy mouth. They have people singing heavy
metals that obviously rave dancing.
I'm at 2 do. You want me to.
This is not. 10 times a cigarette.
I almost tried to smoke the microphone and it was very
confused. You were about to do another
price. I was about to go.
It's Vince McMahon's secretary. No, no idea.
No, I'm play. No girl.
You're my Angel. You're my darling.
Let's hear it again. William Britain's Got Talent
next year. Did you ever see the guy who was
like a thing from Ghana and he went on like Ghana's Got Talent
and he said he could do speed reading?
Yeah, so he's like. I can't.
Yeah, the power region. Dead serious.
I'm the fastest reader in the world that he gets a.
He just comes through an entire novel when America's Got Talent
stuff doesn't get through. I want off a good lad.
Got the Golden Buzzer. What What's the best ever talent
show act ever in the history of all that kind of stuff?
Oh. You mentioned Susan Boyle.
I mean, yeah, she was when she came out, like everyone had
written her off. And then Voice of an Angel,
yeah. That's genuine thing you've ever
she was close. Because everyone's laughing at
her because remember, she's like, oh, I'm a singer and
that's just one side of me and everyone's I guess, ugly bitch
and then beautiful. She was, she was always
beautiful. No, she wasn't.
She like a cabbage and spent an image.
She wasn't. She also followed Richard Gad
around for a couple of years and do.
You remember there, there was like a wee 5 year old girl
singing in the first Connie Talbot was that I don't remember
in the first series of Britain's Got Talent and she sang
Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Fucking beautiful.
It was great. She she.
She did. I I do have the but I missed the
days where they would put the real lunatics on.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know that like it generally they've become an
issue, yes, but some of those fucking remember the two guys
were trying to sing Mysterious Girl.
I was. One guy.
Move your body. Yeah, Come.
On come on, go move your body and then so put some of them.
Go for Chico and Bagner. Chico Yeah, good point.
That makes a lot of money singing sectarian songs.
Yeah, so funny. So funny and the we enter like
the whatever like remnants of Catholicism are in me whenever I
saw it, I was. Like wonderful fighter, yeah.
You meant to fight me like a man.
He's like fucking right up the, up the.
Question please. Emma wants to know, are the boys
going to get Willy a birthday cake on the night of his roast
and if so, what kind of flavour design?
Now that's the week after your birthday, right?
Two weeks after my birthday. Oh, no, that's the week after.
It's the week after, yeah. We're on the we're on the road
for your birthday. Yeah, we're he said.
He said he'd not really celebrate.
We're here 28 because Shane will quite likely forget.
They got that. What do you think of Fantastic?
I noticed Karen's already been on it from half a.
Cake Karen takes a tax give. Me a cake with half a side you.
Gotta give three points to Gary. Thank you very much guys.
That's lovely. What are you guys eating?
There's. No cement.
That's not true. For your for your birthday.
Oh no, I'm not like to have it yet.
We're on. We're on tour for you.
Please, I want to do anything but we weren't at work.
Edinburgh. Edinburgh, Yeah.
What do you think? 6th of September, It's night of
your waterfront. Ah, bollocks.
I know because I've got them down much it, but we're on tour.
I'm on tour of Technium tour to. Go for a nice dinner.
What? Do you do something, do
something, go to strip club something?
Not the Edinburgh one. Not.
No. Christ, I've never been, but I
can't imagine that's. Going to be so mediaeval.
Yeah, there's a lot of fellas left their skirts up shooting
freedom. For £20 show you're a haggis.
His crows is acting up, so he's. Fucking rebooting.
What is this? Are you?
I thought you were just trying. To say Braveheart.
But you had a stutter. I thought you were going to have
yourself a merry little Christmas.
Oh dear Jesus. We're at work.
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I just don't. Do you celebrate your birthday?
Yeah, for a week. My birthday is the 10th of
March, then Paddy's Days is the week after so I just keep it
going. Maggie has cocktails for the
celebration. I'm only 14.
No, I do love. I love a good birthday fuss.
Oh, do you see? I hate being weird.
I don't mean like giant party, I just mean like here we're
getting fucked up tonight. Do you know what I mean?
So I can imagine you coming down like in wee pyjamas, like your
mom brings you, like your wee birthday breakfast enough.
What do you what did you do for your last birthday?
Remember. I was in Adelaide, so the middle
of the Adelaide Fringe and had I think I had 7 gigs for today and
every there was a lot of pub crawl gigs and every time the MC
was like it's Mickey's birthday so I would have to do shots on
stage and by the end of it I ended up doing a spot on another
gig. I don't remember doing it like I
was like how do you stand up with your gig last night?
I think I was like yeah mate. And I was like, how to how to do
you what you fucking smash? You can't.
Still got it. Baby wasn't even in the room.
Have you been edible in it this week?
Any edibles he did? Edibles on Monday night because
it was on a stag on Saturday. Sunday where Carlingford and
just so hungover. I was meant to blink.
We need to Monday. I couldn't use it.
I bought tickets. No.
I didn't go. I bought tickets from me in the
groom and a 3:00 I text him being like, what do you reckon?
He texted me going me to the Domino's.
That guy doesn't go in the bed beside me.
I'm not eating today. There's no fucking way.
We just had to admit we're too old.
Like like I was hungover until about Tuesday, but Monday night,
yeah, I took we had able to take the edge off.
How was his dad? Fun.
It was like because we didn't do anything, we just got a house in
Cardiff for like there's about 15 of us and then we just like
drank stupidly, woke up still drunk and then just got back on.
At one point. The grooms like brother-in-law
to be is a South African rugby player professor and he's the
the best looking human being I've ever seen.
Good level, man. He's fucking gorgeous, though.
I have no idea. I have no idea, right.
All I know is this. I hadn't.
Yeah. He's like Mickey Mutt.
You find me something, right? And I'm like, not really,
whatever. He's like, why are you getting
so many photos? All these ugly girls and there
were stunners. But to him, everyone's a
monitor. Like, like at one point there
was a hot tub in the house and he came out of the hot tub on
like the Sunday morning with just a towel on him.
And I just I just went fuck off, like what?
Fuck off. But everyone else had met him
before and they were like, Oh, you when you see this guy,
you're like, you're going to lose your mind.
And he walked into the house and went, oh, you must be.
And I went shut the fuck up. I just went, what is that
stunning? Like just yeah, but belt like
fucking the best head of her I've ever seen in my life.
I was looking for imperfections. When I get that, get your Dick
out quick. They see is he a big tall fell?
What is he told? He told me you would be told me
how. Many yodas is he.
What is HE57 Giant? Shake it snowing.
What is he 5 now? There he is, part of the freak
show. Sex, food, What are you fucking?
Tell us what's like living a beaten stop for me.
I didn't know you knew your big shoe. 5 minutes.
Oh my God. It's fucking 7:20, you told me.
I saw the best. 55 for fuck me. I got to lose me the bird. 5
three. You were up.
Like, was it good? I was not blank though.
All right. I assume it was.
I did see the best looking man I'd ever seen in Edinburgh.
I wasn't there at all. Talk me through it.
I went to the The Keyhole Ruben case like cabaret show.
Ruben Care is the one of the best looking human beings in the
world as well. Gorgeous.
Fuck me, he's a ride. Like he's, he talked himself
through you. He's the most aggressively
charming gay man in the world. Right.
I did a game with him in Sydney just a couple months ago.
Yeah. And there was a point where he
was like he was whispering something.
He was like talking shit of another comedian.
And he's 6 three maybe. So he's like bent down to talk
to me, right? He's fucking stunning.
And he at one point he just went, you shouldn't be this
comfortable with me standing cyclist to you.
And I was like, you shouldn't be as comfortable with me back in
India, you sexy. That's a wee goosebumps of your.
Mind, I swear to God, I was like, you do it again.
He smells great. Yeah.
Like he's so funny as well. Oh.
Yeah, Is he very feminine looking?
So he was he was making stuff on stage, but off stage he's just
this big chisel. I saw him backstage at the
Sydney Comedy Store and he stuck in my mind that much that when
you said that, I know who that is.
He's a fucking legend, yeah. So good.
But he runs this big cabaret show and it's very out.
There's a lot of nudity. It's very graphic, but it's
brilliant. And one of the acts was a guy
who came out with a whip and he would like whip flowers in half,
so he'd like whip the top off a rose.
Neil Patrick Harris was in the audience and they got him up on
stage, put a rose in his arse and like wept it out without
hitting them. It was fucking amazing.
And the amount of other stuff in his arse though the Rose.
Try again. His arms like a clown cart just
pulling shit out of it. The Rose was staged left so then
he then goes off stage again, comes back out completely naked
and this guy is about 6/4 ABS on totally naked, totally naked
belt muscles. He was like the biggest Willy
I've ever seen. Whoa.
Like it was like. Yeah, Georgia by Willy I.
Was gonna go bigger than you, Willy.
I can't tell you something very quickly.
Yeah, it's an old joke. Like a guy goes to the doctor
with his newborn. He's like Doctor, some wrong
with skid. Like he was pretty sensitive.
He takes nappy off he goes. My son one week old, he has a he
has an adult sized Dick. Adult sized Dick and the doctor
looks something he doesn't. Do you want to hear a joke?
Right? So Patty and Mary, right?
We married a couple. Patty's got bad legs, right?
Braces on his legs. No, sorry.
Mary's got bad legs. We brace on her legs.
And Patty coming in here, right? Speaking minimum, right.
So marred for years I've been to all the doctors, all the fucking
scientists. Can't fix either one of the
problems they're watching TV wouldn't it there's just
American preacher on the TV healing people and party turns
to mirror think mirroring anything we hang on America and
we can go in here so save all their money up to get a flight
over to America. They're at the big fucking
convention centre and the guys are is that ladies and
gentlemen, we've got special guests here for you tonight, so
the Lord Jesus got them down. Help me save the live apparent
Mary all the way from I'll come up to the stage.
What was? This guy he was white just I
mean he's not real so it doesn't matter So he's like ignoring the
stage. It wasn't to be the problem with
you 2 lovely people and party go meaning banding and I'm haunting
it and I get preacher says OK, what I'm going to do for you
now. Why don't you go behind that
magical screen over there. You go behind the screen.
I'm going to bring the lover Lord Jesus down top of you.
Heal y'all NASA so go behind the screen right?
Jesus not come, please come now help me, help me.
Hail heal. Patty.
Mary, Mary when I give the word, I want you to throw your
crutches behind that screen. Throw the crutches down Mary,
throw them. The crutches come flying out my
on the screen. He goes OK now y'all seen a
miracle. You ready for the second
miracle? Patty, when I say the word, I'm
going to bring the love of the Lord just down on top of you.
I want you to speak with a normal God-given voice.
Patty speak to me. Patty speak to me now.
Patty speak and Patty goes. Aunt Miri hand over
whatever hall 6 September. Daniel, this is the question,
please. Well said.
He's at the Coldplay concert last night in Dublin.
Great show. Maybe enhance better edibles.
What's the best music gig the boys have been to and who do you
want to see? Girls Aloud in June was
phenomenally good. Look good.
Taylor Swift was fucking brilliantly.
Yeah, Rolling Stones a cool. Part usually, yeah.
Where? Do I say?
Where's Rolling Stones? A cruel part.
Unbelievable. 2 1/2 hours, all the hits, Jagger up and down.
So the saddest thing ever, which was.
Jagger up and. Down.
He was taking a break, so there was like guitar, guitar solo and
he's just nipped off stage. But where we were standing, we
could still sort of see him and he's going over and he's like
working on his nose. And I was like, oh, I mixed all
that. They own their gear.
Hanky. He had to go off and take away
Hanky Brick. And that was sad.
Like when you saw that? I at Taylor Swift, we whatever
the stage goes down, we could see her like duck underneath it
and have to crawl away. But we're like, oh.
I'm friends. The magic, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She stays in hotels.
Taylor Swift. Oh, sorry.
She was where we were gigging in Melbourne.
She was staying there. It was in the casino resort.
Please, that's a lot of work. Interesting.
Cool story we. We were near her where she had
been. We we were in a building she was
in. One time at some point, yeah.
She was lovely though. Best concert out?
What was your first concert we talked with?
Eminem tenants final. Red hot chilli Peppers Phoenix
Park. Very good.
Elton John Stormont. Do you know actually if I really
think my first concert actually that I don't really remember,
was fucking Chesney Hawks in Bangor?
I am the one and only. Don't think his name for years
was Chesney Hawkins. Like I thought that Hawks.
Who? What was it a solution?
Though it was like 1 big weekend with the radio.
One thing. It was like that but back in
1990 or something. Wasn't 1990?
I think it was something I was born in 1987.
I was two or three I don't like. So that's just simple, man.
Yeah, I saw the Darkness were great at tennis, Vital in like
2002. They were fucking unbelievable.
Headline. Yeah, really.
It was that one year they were big.
Right. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Darkness.
Yeah, yeah. How can I love the darkness?
I love both of their songs, they're great.
They have many more than both songs.
They've not out there many more. Permission to land?
No. Have you've seen shin deer
version of it? That might put you off.
Oh yeah, my electrifying performance can't explain all
the feelings that you're making me feel.
I can explain something I wish. You're welcome to The Muppets.
Do you ever see that video of the guy the Swedish Muppets
singing Danny Boy? I thought you said Danny Boy,
Daddy boy. Daddy, bring me another boy.
I love that. Who's the the wee prom Muppet?
What's his name? Pepe and he does like that.
Luis Gomez. Luis Pepe.
Pepe appears that we horny skunk.
Yeah. How are we horny skunk?
Are you? I'm not French.
Yeah. Yes.
You're not French, we do have a stripe on the back of your head
with a fucking mullet. I like it.
Fuck you guys, it's nice. If you like, we like it.
That's what we like. We like it.
No, you don't. I don't.
What the? People are saying yeah.
Fuck everyone. Guys have to lose this
moustache. Yeah, Oh yeah, that video we put
up, you're getting fucking rinsed underneath that stash,
like. You look like a bad guy.
Picky blenders. What, Tommy?
You fucking you? You can't.
But slightly count. Yeah, like not hard, do you
mean? Yeah, hello, Daddy Boy I.
Smoke with one of these little sticks that my moustache doesn't
get stinky. Hello Tommy.
Daddy boy Australian. They're all.
Would you just be? We can't picky blenders.
Yeah. Hello, Mr Shelby.
That Lewis Bank baby. Oh fuck me, it's the picky
blinders. Pineapple Dine Studios.
These boys are inside to Birmingham.
Thomas Shelby. 5 6/7. I'd be a great way to start a
shootout in the movie 567 Moonwalk Out that you can't.
Question please. Paul says he's a long term
listener from Jersey in the Channel Islands.
Any interest in doing a gig on this four mile by 9 mile a piece
of rock? Show us the money is that the?
Location or his deck? A four mile by 9.
Well, he says, that's an entire continent.
You're excited by it? Yeah.
Four mile by 9 mile season. We went metric.
I don't know. I just enjoyed the phrase Four
mile piece of rock. If if you can facilitate an
offer for the three boys to come over a venue a guarantee for.
Somewhere to sleep like a pints, maybe some fun.
Wait. Make a format piece of a rock
for us. Make you believe it won't be
paid and. Where is Jersey?
John Lens. Ah, hanging up my wardrobe.
And where are they? In between England and France
and ah I think. OK, pretty close to France.
Thank God you're here because we did not believe him.
He was backing on, right? And we're like, talk shit.
Jersey, Guernsey, There's a few other places.
The lazy Jersey boys, that'd be. Great Guernsey is what I do
whenever we have fun. You said the lazy Jersey boys.
I did. In a Blake novel.
Work them away back to you like soon, you know, I mean like that
would be that could be one of those.
What the fuck just happened there?
So. My colleague Willie with the
jersey. Did you just quantum leap from a
conversation podcast? Have a song called Working my
way back to You. Who does?
The Jersey Boys? Who the fuck are the Jersey
boys, Frankie? Valley and.
Right, of course, I now you've now you've mentioned that.
It's yeah, it's the musical Jersey Boys.
There's a musical I don't know about.
Yeah, who's Jersey Boys? You don't know about the Jersey
boys and. There's a song in it.
Who's gay? Do you know who's gay?
Here's the kiss. We have them.
What's up? Do you know about Up Duck?
I'm familiar with it. Yeah, because of up dog.
What everyone's going to think their their Wi-Fi just don't
work. I'm in the room and I told.
Jimmy, also, have any of yous ever been scouted for Britain's
Got Talent? Yeah.
We've always sent the e-mail.
Yes. Yeah.
And. You think your class, when you
get that and that no one else got it, and then you speak to
every comedian, they're like, no, I got that.
Even when I got it, I'm like, what do you, what do you want me
to do? I've nothing.
Like when I got the year I got it was in Castle Court and it
was like additions in front of the producers.
In Castle Court. In cast.
Just in the violent but guy. Yeah, he's killing it.
I believe in the thing called love.
That's. His name.
But yeah, I was in some room. There must have been like a
disused shop in Castle Court and they were just bringing people
in. I know by the time I got the
e-mail they were like they were saying the comedians, you'll get
through the 1st shitty stage because it was just a case of
trying to have like something to fucking fill.
Right. Do you remember Sean that
Ireland's Got Talent cruise to the first round then the live 1
the fucked him on all the. Time I fucked him, I really
fucked him hard, like everyone I've heard.
At least it wasn't live. Yeah, every.
I know. Gee.
I felt so bad for him. Yeah, totally fucked.
Because it like it wasn't his fault at all.
No, like they just messed up the sound case and all of his act
was on the sound case. Wouldn't I was Ursula Burner we
best about it before on your podcast or whenever she did.
Britain's Got Talent and they completely fucked her on the
semi finals as well. Yeah.
Well, have you ever seen that clip of the girl comes on, she
sings a pink song. It's X Factor, but same deal.
She sings a pink song and all the producers are like all the
judges are like, oh, you know, that didn't really suit you.
You seem like a pink tribute act.
And then she goes, you told me to sing a pink song and all the
judges are going like to Lisa's like now fighting didn't take
advice from you. Get the 110, I said to Lisa.
Sucka like a boxer. Also, I really hurt myself.
So did she. It was a big Dick.
You couldn't. You couldn't have sucked.
It was like 12 foot. It was an inch and a half.
Well they described as a big monster cock.
Jesus, what are you feeding him? Everything, I'm like,
everything's just massive. There's so wrong with your dog.
What? Are you doing to the rolling
pin? That's my pin.
It's two inches well. You're bouncing castles
deflated. Can I get on I?
Didn't tell you about that. I didn't finish about the story
about the guy with the big Willy.
Yes, forgot about that. So he takes it, takes off his
like Kelt and has like it's genuinely about 9 inches in both
length and width. No mate, no.
It looked like in Supermarket Sweep when they get the big
novelty like sausages, that's what it looked like.
And he started breathing fire. Thank you.
Illegal let his arm on fire, right?
Sniffed it in one nostril, blew it out the other nostril onto
the other arm and was just blowing fire.
And then for his finale, he gets a fire lighter, picks it up his.
Gentleman's eye, yeah. He's Asian.
Optic puts it in there. I defy you to tell me what's
wrong about that. Puts it in the Kung Fu eye test.
Puts it in there, starts blowing fire, so.
He hasn't the old bullet train monitor.
Puts it the fire lighter right in there and starts blowing
fireballs from his Dick. Who's fireballs?
But that's the finale is him on the ground, like with his Dick
in the air, blowing fire like into the air.
And everyone's like, wow, it's the most Edinburgh thing ever.
Because while this guy is blowing fire from his cock,
there's one person in the crowd. Something, I guess.
Yeah, yeah. I thought this is Frankie Boyle.
Two star, two stars, Yeah. One star.
We all saw it. Fire and a big Dick.
That's flower for that show. What's up?
What's the show about? This guy blows fire out of his
Dick. Yeah.
Someone's still sitting there being like, doesn't.
What's where's his childhood trauma?
You think he's far out of his Dick doing far out of his?
Think he does a fucking gig like on a Tuesday.
He goes fuck everything he does. There wasn't many, but they were
good. He does it in between crowd work
far out of his Dick. What are you doing, man?
He shouldn't. That's a bit of a character.
What is the deal? Ever see in the middle middle
Isle of IKEA? Yeah, sometimes isn't your fire
noise. Like a shack.
Not roasting on a notebook, need to get you some acting lessons,
but I was fucking. That is the question.
Sam wants to know, are any of these looking forward to the new
Beetlejuice movie? Yes, very much so.
Never saw the first one. Never.
Seen. Have you not?
No. Is that great?
Sorry. Are you doing the?
Album something that was Fane Gordon's last words, trying to
think Match of the day. I tried to go try to go private,
was too expensive. I don't give a fuck at this
point. I'm going to give you expensive.
Expensive. Like expensive.
Nice. Don't matter, shouldn't sell.
What do you call his Mrs That he have a real?
Nancy del Olio it. Was Nancy del Olio.
I thought, did he not have a thing with Ulrika Johnson?
That was the famous affair. Yep, Yep, Yep.
He was womaniser look despite looking like Mr. Burns.
Speaking to Mr. Burns tells more with that guy with the flame and
cock. Fucking wild.
There's a bet you need. Next time in Edinburgh we're
going to the Keyhole A. 100% it's so.
So good he's probably going out of Oasis.
We fires, You know something? I don't think about drugs.
I don't know. About that, I actually don't
even know anything. But I've never taken drugs.
I just I just have a facade. You know you're facade if you
don't get them. For South the next day way.
Yes, what were we talking about? Fiery decks.
Ohh yeah it was just in seeing like.
No, we were asked the question. Oh, where we Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice. Yeah.
All right. You haven't seen the first big
Who's. Playing the New Beetlejuice.
Michael Keaton, the game. So it's it's, it's fucking
fantastic. It's a really good movie.
It's Jenny Ortega in this one. Dinner.
Ortega in, but so is one on a rider.
She's in it now. Oh, she was.
She was in the first one, but she's not an older version of
herself. Is Alec Baldwin in it?
Be crazy if she was. Because he was the ghost in the
first one only. Yeah, is ironic concerning.
Yeah, somebody said. You hear they're shooting
Beetlejuice too. And he was all I'm back to be 30
Glock. That's good.
No, I don't know anything about the first one.
I know the look of them. I don't remember.
I get him and Edward said your hands confused.
Well, they're both Tim Burton movies, so that they're same
sort of style. He's weird, Tim.
Burton. Edward Scissorhand size like
scissors on his hands. That's how you tell.
Yeah, but there are two weird guys, that's fair to say.
Yeah, but the movies themselves are there.
There's that sort of Tim Burtony early 90s.
Yeah, like all the houses are like warped.
And yeah, but it's honestly a fucking really good movie.
A lot of a lot of fun on it. Here's the name of the guy that
said not, and he was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and he's a
nonce. Yeah.
The old Jimmy Savile and Ferris Bueller say, oh, sorry.
Oh, young man. You wreck me car again.
James Shavel. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, the big Jones he played. Yeah, he's the dad.
And Beetlejuice, if you type that in.
But he's been, he has been done. Nonsense isn't.
He it was done nonsense. And there's gonna be in this
one. No, no, no.
Jeffrey Jones. Jeffrey Jones.
Nancy name? Look.
Yeah. Yeah, 2 Jazz, Yeah, which is
we're going to have it followed. No, I'm I ever dressed up as
French man? Oh, it's the same impression,
really. Look at it.
It's just one less moustache to go some French guy to Jimmy
Savile. Role of that kid.
Yeah. Rock A roll star.
Bonjour, Lila. Yeah, yeah.
No, that's Delilah, I said. Lila.
Hey, Lila. Oh, right, right, right.
I thought you went no, but hey, they're Delilah.
And Petit by impetit. That's brilliant.
Before I was ready to go, actually.
The song is wrong, Michael, I think.
I'll find. That's the thing.
You know they're doing Tour of the Dealer songs in German.
Bleed my teeth, no. Voices.
Oh really? On course.
Should be good. They're doing Vanderval.
Thank you for joining us on this week's Next.
Thanks for joining the last release point.
Next week it's. Going to be called Mick and
Willy's new podcast Matthew Murrin wants to know Dan and the
boys have a favourite building in Belfast.
Great question, Great question. Oh.
Bunsenberger. Actually a building.
Fuck I you have the burgers next, yeah?
Love going there. The Victoria Squire.
Like the big, big daddy. Yeah, The big Daddy, Big Dirkin,
Yeah. There's there's some buildings
around Belfast you forget are that old.
The flat arm any. Kind of, yeah.
You're like the. The wee blue fish doesn't count,
but I love that fish. Why?
I don't know. I just like that fish.
I like no one. He's there.
Yeah, I like, where's no love the hula.
The dari I am. No, it's a like a, Langen said.
You're right. Oh.
Yeah, the dairy, the dairy ones are two people across like all.
Right with the hula Darius go to sells crisps.
All right, I get an ISI, I'm very.
Slow. No, the hood is actually a Derry
girl has one. I mean, people say hello in.
Their favourite build? Favourite build in Belfast City
halls. Good one like you walk around.
That's a nice one, yeah. Why can't I think Yeah.
I just build City Hospital. That's.
Right, that's that's like somebody was asked was about to
Marlboro House and Craven. So there's a building across
from Rushmere shopping centre that was like, oh, built in the
sense of a cube with like aeroplane windows.
So my mom used to work on it. But so it was just like a
standard civil service building, but it was obviously built with
like some sort of weird troubles money or as I guess there's a
cotton edge building. Look at it that's fucking as a
square. And I think city hospitals, that
kind of vibe of like, yes, let's make this look like it's the
future, but it was in the 70s. I generally thought he was doing
the noise again. It was no the most depressing
building any shopping centre. Yeah.
That's not Victoria Square like castle court.
What was the one in Bangor before the family fucking put it
down? Flagship but.
It's still there, it's just none.
Just a Burger King still. There it was open for like 3
years and the only thing and it was a pound lot.
Yeah, it was so fucking depressing.
That another question please. Peter says he's finally watched
Yellowstone. On your recommendation, any tips
for changing career to be in a cowboy?
I love that. I'd fucking love to be a cowboy.
I told you. That's my dream.
Like it's to have a big bit of land a load of guns and load
empty beer cans, a lot of full beer cans, and then I'll sort it
out. Just imagine.
Like, imagine. Things went a certain way for
us. We ended up living in Montana.
Three of us run the ranch. Imagine.
The gas ranch all time like what is growing exclusively cucumbers
where are they can't. Tell you.
You miss. That's for my birthday.
You miss? Yes.
Well, here, do it. That's Gary.
I I would love it if we had a run.
If we had a big gay round. Just wear a Carhartt.
I would love to have the balls to just dress a cowboy.
I don't know that's just Antrim, but I would love to do what I
mean. Oh, you mean like American?
Like yeah, full blown fucking like big cowboy boots, spurs and
all. Scratch the side of my car.
Get in the fucking Spurs. We chops and all.
I have a couple wheels talking about like.
Care, Care I. Met with all those rent.
I feel like Kerry would look unreal as a cowboy.
He's got the the truck. Kerry.
Kerry looks, yeah, but Kerry looks like he would be one of
the like the mayor of an old western town.
Yeah, he's so corrupt. He has a pocket watch.
We're all what is time? So corrupt.
So I think he'd be a wee outlaw called Babyface Bartlett.
And he shows up, he shoots you, and then he, like, sings at you.
Yeah. He leaves a guitar string over
your chest. Yeah, his babyface again.
He's left us calling card. Yeah, I can see, I can see you
being a wee Wild West guy. I'd be a wee outlaw, yeah.
I do they call you beans used a beans and a comfort.
My friends call me Beans. What?
Because apparently I look like beans from Even Stevens.
I don't. Even know what that.
Is we black and the wheelchair? What's even Steven?
Steven. Shia LaBeouf was that was like
his bridge. It was his like sort of teens
that complain. He was black in it.
No, he was just being being Mickey.
Don't. Tell her with Shia the booth and
English his name was Shia the beef.
Here comes the beef. I don't like him.
You don't as a guy. He did get a wee bit arse holy
once he do. You remember he did that weird
thing where he was like. That woman I was, that was
pretty. Weird when he stood with a bag
over his head in a room and he's like, anyone can come in and do
anything to me. And then someone came in, like
felt his balls and he got really upset.
And they're like, I mean, I would like, that's the first.
I'm gonna kick you right in the bollocks.
If you're there, I would. I'm just going to walk a whisper
and English. It says the beef.
You sound like something you would get in the butchers.
What else gives a share of the beef?
What else do people do too? I don't.
I reckon he's probably had a lot of bad shit happen and like all
that Hollywood Epsteini type shit.
Yeah, that sent him. Epsteini.
Beanie Babies. Just I've seen babies, yeah.
But like every child locked there is fucked up, yeah.
The Milky Bar kid. See what?
He did. No, he trapped them two fucking
burglars in the house, hit them with paint cans and three cars
in the floor and he fucking went to New York.
Which by the way, pre 9/11 no one asked for a passport.
Fair enough, but he took advantage of it.
Never believe this same 2 burglars were also in New York.
He is all hair voice. What are the?
Gloves are off. What are the chances?
I love them. What a rough time he had.
Remember they made a recent one that actually be was in.
Yeah. Did.
They Yeah. Home Alone 3.
But it's technically there's about seven of them.
Yeah. So they made they made a Home
Alone three that Scarlett Johansson was in as the big
sister. There's a different character.
And then they made another one years later that Marv was back
in US. Right 4/4.
Or five or something. Yeah, yeah, because I'd seen
those ones first before I'd seen one and two, I'd seen the
straight. Can I tell you?
Can I say something you'd like the two burglars mixed?
Yeah, fuck you. You don't like you.
Don't like? A sticky wet band I do have.
The temperament of Joe Pesci's one as well.
Yeah, and the same height as them.
Yeah, Joe Pesci's a fucking cool.
Cool, yeah. Yeah.
I have a lot of time from How the fuck am I funny I.
Have a lot of time for. See, if he ever rang me, I'd
answer. He's never out of my house.
You home alone like that's another fellow.
I'm monumental. That question please.
Don't want to know, Will you boys ever do anything in Craig
Alvin? No, Mickey's there all the time.
I'm there all the time driving through like that.
Now you love. You love A.
Rush I love rushmere run. He loves a rushmere down there
where he. Loves Rushmere.
Where's Rushmere? We've been to the Nandos.
We've been to the Nandos everywhere, man.
I don't remember them all. That's.
A great Nandos, yeah, it is that we rush Nandos.
Great. Where's been the worst Nandos,
Australia. Yeah.
Horrendous shit. Really.
So shit. The broccoli, the Perry Perry
broccoli with the goat cheese or with fucking feta cheese in it.
It's quite nice but everything else is shit.
But I don't know what you would do getting cricket.
There's no venues like. It's weird.
It's Mummy. It isn't as in between, Yeah.
What? Not like that's natural.
Yeah, fucking fifth wonder of the world.
Here's what I mean. Where were the Cavemen and
caves? All this is a little.
Bit it's a modern, it's a modern place they just went.
Let's put a lot of things here and get people into it.
You're describing a village. You're describing the
construction of the time. Well, that's what it was.
So in this it's true in the 70s they built it because there was
a lot of factories and stuff and they gave people from Belfast
grants to move down to. Not that one.
That's as tricks you. That's really funny.
You can't get it off. Let's go for it.
What's? Your wee feet.
Big fucking toes. I hit them back to the shower by
midnight. Your feet we will, Bull Baggins.
Speaking of, Baggins seem to get away.
It's very sweaty in here. I'm self confident.
You don't need to hide the movie right?
Take your. It looks weird to one on.
Take your one. Off you need to take so I'm not
there unless you take yourself. I can't, I don't take mine off.
Take them off, man. The psoriasis, everyone has to
take it over like. Somebody kicked away.
I don't. Give a fuck, take them off.
We're doing this one perfect. I'm not taking mine off.
I'm just not the one. I'll get my cock right before I
keep my feet out. Oh well.
My my feet are horrible. Yours are so yours are so bored
I. Would love to have.
We've only feel like that I've got we've fat ones like yours.
Yeah, One time my doctor went, you've got quite fat feet.
And I was like, what's his? Bony feet to character in
Geordie Bush, she's the the Dame.
Dame Bony Feet Bony feet in French is a dessert.
So I've got the fate of like, gentleman Eddie Murphy plays a
fat woman in a movie. That's the feet.
Size of your feet. 9 1/2. Or not.
I'm a nine. I weren't that the woman told
you, mother. Well, you can check my.
Shoes. They're 9 1/2.
Seriously, you don't have cerebral palsy, you just have
the wrong size trainers. Yeah, but that's.
But they're just wider than they are long.
They are 9 1/2, yeah. Imagine you stuck on a pair of
fives and you're sweet. That's good you got wide feet.
I have the same. Problem.
Yeah, they're they're wider than they are long.
We Willie wide feet. We believe, I think, the pedals
in his car. So you don't have the balls to
get yours? You can't say.
I have AI have a medical condition.
Do you ever use your feet as hands and like pick stuff up
like that? No, I have no watches.
No, no. Have we scary duck feet like?
What do you mean no watches? Like it doesn't dip?
He's dropped. His feet are totally flat.
Totally flat. Oh sorry, cerebral palsy dropped
arches. These lines are real thing.
OK, so is mine. Doctor said it was.
Dan Hurst to the question, please.
Kieran says This is why people pay more for Patreon.
Some questions coming in about tour support and tour dates and
what's going on with that. So Shane, when you're away in
England, Scotland and Mickey for your shows coming up.
My mom, Willie TS come with me well.
I thought you. Want to fart?
I was getting ready for it. Like don't smell it.
Yeah, my mom, Willie, he's come with me.
Well, he were, were. Struggling me freak.
Me, we're struggling on Cardiff mate.
I what the basic said they said to me today do you want to?
And I said no, I do not. You know why?
Because I love the fans and we've paid for yeah.
Yeah. So I haven't paid for any.
More toes? Why Liverpool?
Definite direction. But I've got all my own.
Support me. Are you still on the feet?
The toes going different direction Is he going Toes look
like Knick. Knacks.
They were cutting that big nail. I know.
My nails, my toenails are real short as well because I can't, I
can't deal with junior toenail catch on a blanket at night.
Yeah, and like. What about Paul schools eating
his daughter's toenails? That's right, he'll he'll bite
his daughter's tongue, nails off with his mouth.
Instead of her. Well, better do it with his
mouth in his arse like. Sharp your arse, your bottle in
your home. You know, sharp arse partner.
Sharp arse. This is Cowboys.
Yeah, I'm riding a horse when I'm sitting on that handle.
He'll shoot you. You don't want to know how.
He's got a gold. Star, put your hand in there.
Reach for this guy. What?
Do you say? Yeah, Paul Scott like to, don't
he? Just like it was a photo of him
with like her big toe in his mouth.
He was like, no. Chomping down on his daughter.
That's probably the weirdest thing anyone from Man United has
ever done. Oh yeah, the win really.
Fuck that old lady and get grand gigs.
I don't fucking know, lady is not as weird as sucking on your
daughter's toes. She's biting her toenail off,
right? Like, he's an adult, by the way,
which is weird. Oh, she's grown up.
Yes. Oh, I thought it was a little
like fucking taller than what was like.
No, no, no. No, no, no, it's fucking.
Like faggots. Fucking weird.
She's like, yeah. I was like, why is the guy, why
are you defending this incest? But like, yeah, she's like 20-3
and they're all they're in like a resort.
Would you? Well, that Paul.
'S Paul's Paul's daughter's toe floated in here as a tongue.
Twister it doesn't body toe here, but I would like that.
If Paul's school public episode. If Paul's daughter's toe.
Showed up. Would you?
No on it.
If we're just if they're three times, then action.
If rank eggs nephew walks in here, where's nipple like?
If canned dogs dies dog. Your boxers on don't be shared.
Someone did that what I said that even can't dodge it.
All right, I didn't get it. Do it again.
Can't dog, Daddy man, Can't dog. Take your shirt off.
You'll get it then. Yeah.
Oh daddy man, is that his backup dancers?
I. Think so.
The daddy man, you sure can't. I thought he was a solo act.
Oh P Daddy, sorry, I'm taking notorious BIG, not candle.
And it's hard to get them mixed up, like straight out of
Compton. That is the questionnaire
please. Can we just promote shows, this
show generally before we finish? Yes, well, you're, you're in the
driver's seat this. Weekend.
Yeah, my tour starts in November.
The big shows are in the Waterfront on the 13th of
December and the Millennium Form on the 14th of December with my
show Scumbag Millionaire. It is the best stand up show
I've ever written. It's very fucking good.
Mickey Bolt. My tour starts on the 6th of
September in the Waterfront Hall.
The show's called Thick. It's the best show I've ever
written and I haven't done longer than he has.
So go to Hazel. I seen some stuff last night,
it's fantastic. My tour starts next Tuesday in
Newcastle. Rich, don't listen.
And. Smell.
She and talk comedy.com, The Big Shows.
Oh. Why would you think his feet
would smell nice? I literally went to you.
I do try to. Smell my feet and you went oh,
and then. What?
His feet smell like a dead relative's kit bag.
Like an uncle? How do you know?
What that smells like. I don't really play football in
the 80s and you find his football bag in the attic and
unzip and chimp. And your first instinct is to
take a Smith. Well, possible it wasn't me.
You pulled the human head out of it first thing my uncle was.
Mad it smelled all my feet smell like sandwiches that you left in
a skull bag and forgot about. Yeah, come back like after the
holidays. It smells like a tramps Quafe.
Fucking. Sorry, was that worse than?
Sorry for the face. Promote your shirt.
No, that was it. But this, this, we do this on
Patreon, on Teams, me Patreon, mobile Patreon, Patreon.
Lazy boys would do it every couple of weeks.
If I go when they do it again because we're all going to,
yeah. I'll do.
I'll cancel all my plans from this.
I love it. Usually friends I have left.
Mickey shows your face fucking. I get your feet out.
I'm not doing it. I'll show you pictures of them.
You're. The hair on your feet's weird
because it just goes in that oh. Scrap hairy feet on the top.
I have a wee hot. I do have Hobbit feet like.
Yeah. Very hot.
I am very Hobbit. There's a wee bit.
I know this is weird. Fucking better me wants to grab
one. I'm her just Jenkins so I don't
want. To I.
Didn't. Get it?
Make a wish. I wish I hadn't fucking done
that. We'll say I make a wish, that's
why I'm a fader like. That Jesus Christ.
Little master plan guys. Thank you so much for watching
Lazy Boy's message. Is anyone getting this weekend?
Anything going to play in the short?
I'm not. I'm going to Donny Golf.
What for we? Just have pants the Carmen.
Oh no. And Daddy spent the retirement
money on themselves. Bastard toenails an eclipse.
You got to go see your dad, Yeah.
He's got his jersey on him. Willie to play.
So give us one last song that we have to guess in the boot boot.