1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:43,320 You love it. Zippers, welcome to this episode 15 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,920 of the Tea with Me podcast with me, she, and Todd. 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,560 Before we get into the nuts and bolts of this week's episode, 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,360 let me point you in the direction of our Patreon. 18 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,040 That's patreon.com/TV podcast. The links in the description and 19 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,840 what we have on there is so much bonus stuff. 20 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,280 We've got the special brew that comes out every Monday, the 21 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,840 bonus episode, the last one we did. 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,600 Well, a couple of weeks ago I was in Copenhagen doing one with 23 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,280 William Thompson, one of my guest today. 24 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,800 We do a live stream episode every Friday and there's so many 25 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,640 specials on there. Oh my God, Like there's millions 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,400 of them. 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I've always been, let me tell 39 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,040 you something right now, I've been using Manscaped products 40 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,840 since we became sponsored by Manscape and that was just 41 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:12,400 coincidence, right? I used a non Manscape product 42 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,040 about four or five days ago because I couldn't find my 43 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:22,720 lawnmower 5 point O. So I used like a facial trimmer 44 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:28,400 without the guard right. So what I'm saying is I have an 45 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,480 old face trimmer. I couldn't find the guards for 46 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,680 it. So when I'll just I'll just use 47 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,880 this same thing. I foolishly thought. 48 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,040 Let me tell you two things. Number one, it looks weird down 49 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,680 there because there is no hair, right? 50 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,160 So it looks like alarming. And the other thing is I, I, I 51 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,240 caught myself up maybe 3-4 times. 52 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,000 So it, it looks awful. It looks like, you know, the top 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,760 of an old man's head, you know, like a widower who like, like 54 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,720 closes the garage. I'm spacing this on my ground 55 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,400 though. My granny died but closes the 56 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,280 garage door a lot of times on his own head. 57 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,640 Was he alright? Did he take it well? 58 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,560 What? Do you mean when? 59 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,080 Your granny died. He's just slamming his head in 60 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,000 the garage door. Yeah, looking back was probably 61 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,240 a cry for him actually, because he didn't have a car. 62 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:16,240 But no, but he used to have like quite a dented head RIP and then 63 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,120 there would be a lot of cuts around his head. 64 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:22,480 Am I and what would you say growing looks looks like that at 65 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,760 the minute. So I made them escaping. 66 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,440 I made the mistake of not having spilt, spilt tea or myself. 67 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,640 There. That's how you sad I am that I 68 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,960 didn't use manscape products, but I'm back on the manscape 69 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,440 now. I need A5 windows to come find 70 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,000 mine but I saw a glimpse of what life would be like with a 71 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,360 manscape and it's not worth living. 72 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,880 Go to manscape.com use the code T with me for 20% off and free 73 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,120 shipping. My guests today are none other. 74 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:53,040 Don't you think you're like the guy from the 1975 smoking inside 75 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,920 doing your vapes? Stop doing vapes around us, no. 76 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,720 Manner. So we he's Jordan is he thinks 77 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,920 he's cool do it. We suck it. 78 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,320 We dummy tit vamps. Cool. 79 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,280 Do we have? No, Yeah. 80 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,480 Here he bought that. He bought that in. 81 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:13,040 Captain America's gone downhill. He bought that in. 82 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,760 Northriters. You bought that in Denmark, 83 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,079 didn't you? Yeah, Denmark. 84 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,000 And. The Oakland days. 85 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,839 It's a very, very flat brim. Very flat brim. 86 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:23,800 That is Oakland, not in California. 87 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,320 It is, yeah. Yeah, but Denmark's the 88 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,680 homeowner. For some reason we find this 89 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,840 weird job that was selling loads of Oakland A's merch 90 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,760 specifically and the big man clean. 91 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,920 Those of like different sports, just Oakland A's. 92 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,520 Yeah. And the hots are nice. 93 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,240 My guests are William Thompson and Mark McCartney. 94 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,680 Guys, couple, queer. I want to talk about your 95 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,920 travels. We can talk about our travels, 96 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,480 but let me ask you first of all, picking up a conversation we 97 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,200 just had before we recorded what is the most beautiful 98 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,280 nationality in the world? Because McCartney's put some 99 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:54,160 pretty hard for Russia, most probably Moscow before this. 100 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,280 I have my answer. OK, good Russian. 101 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,080 You think beautiful people? The coldness brings out good 102 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,320 looking people, I think. No, but then they're all. 103 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,840 A lot of them are. That's all models are that 104 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:16,080 they're all frost. A lot of them are still good 105 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,440 cheekbones. If it's -5 outside, you're a 10 106 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,600 on the inside. So, so you're saying, you're 107 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,560 saying when people tense up with the cold that is that's bringing 108 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,640 out a nice look. Tense them all. 109 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:27,960 Up. You sure? 110 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,040 And you're sort of squinting me. You're sort of so limbs in the 111 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,120 winter. I should know. 112 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,600 You are winter hot, summer stinking. 113 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,280 I've always said that you're right, because when people like 114 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,600 squint, there's what, you know. When it's raining or heel 115 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,400 stones, you do squint and that's kind of like a cool look, you 116 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,320 know? I go, I go the complete opposite 117 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,120 with him. So hold on you, by the way, are 118 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,960 your, you said, you're saying Russians most beautiful people 119 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,640 in the world. I ever since Ukraine and I 120 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,600 something about that takeover vibe that I don't know, just 121 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,360 makes. Something like Domino? 122 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,400 Coming from here, you know. Like par Yeah, you like part 123 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,840 like like. They was he Putin on a horse? 124 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,040 Yeah, with his top off. There's also a thing where he 125 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,120 goes in the cold water and he doesn't even flinch. 126 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,240 Yeah, but the horse topless is strong. 127 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,440 And he's got a sex part. Because that put that put 128 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,160 pressure in other world leaders to do stuff like that, like to. 129 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,920 Get good looking. No, yeah. 130 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,720 And Foster is on the back of a dog in Portrush. 131 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,800 I supposed to get there. We've no training. 132 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,000 Willy, what's the most? Beautiful. 133 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,080 Not that. And what's most beautiful 134 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,480 Nationality in the world? Australian. 135 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,160 How? Your own bag. 136 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,280 Fuck off, how are that they ever? 137 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,480 See, there's a show on YouTube, but what must have been on TV 138 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,480 and still yet one time called Bogans. 139 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,240 Which is what they call cult. It's culture. 140 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,360 Is their word for culture. Is it? 141 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,880 I thought chav. No, no, Boggan is like a culture 142 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,200 to them. Can we look at it? 143 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,240 Is it? Someone who lives sort of in the 144 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,480 Outback. Yeah, some of them does know. 145 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,680 I you know the needle we spread the deodorant before you went 146 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,720 near them, like they're quite fragrant. 147 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,200 No. Well, well, it's just the Yeah, 148 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,080 she's walking about with step report all the time. 149 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,760 I she's not you. She's not. 150 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:20,320 She's just walking about. But you're saying Australians, 151 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:25,280 but so many people in Australia are not Australian, so you're 152 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,560 probably looking talking the. Natives. 153 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,560 I'm talking the natives. They've been there a while 154 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,280 because they're outside all the time. 155 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,680 It's warm. Native Australian, yeah #1 for 156 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,680 you and. Yeah, give me a wee Indigenous 157 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,280 though. That's what I want. 158 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:43,400 I mean, there are two a typical answers, Russian, Indigenous, 159 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:49,440 native Australian, I'm going to go like Iranian, something like 160 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,000 that. The women are beautiful, noble 161 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,600 guys have. What for noble Chernobyl? 162 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,280 Is that near Iran? No, it's in Ukraine, but the 163 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,680 best advice I could give you for anywhere near it is to run. 164 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,240 It's Chernobyl and Ukraine. Yeah, it was a Russian. 165 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,800 Ukraine. Russian nuclear plant. 166 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:09,400 They're having a tough time. I've had a hard time with those 167 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,760 Russians. Yeah, don't worry about, don't 168 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,080 worry about World War One. That's way to get that's the way 169 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:18,200 to get away with their good looking so but. 170 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,040 Yeah, Iranians are gorgeous. Are they? 171 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,800 Yeah, like a woman doesn't show ankle. 172 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,080 Is that what you're into? Yeah, fine ankles. 173 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,640 Hydro from the rest of the world. 174 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,920 No, but like I'm talking like the guys have like those like 175 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,760 straight line beards, you know what I mean? 176 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,919 Like that, Like high def line. Yeah, you know what I mean. 177 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,840 That's what you want. No, that's what I'm. 178 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,760 Saying with the strong beard. No, it's like the guys who wear 179 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,320 a lot of like, you know, waist coats and stuff like that. 180 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:47,120 Still, waist coats like define beards. 181 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,480 Where sports and beards? Yeah. 182 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,840 That's the fittest women in the 1930s train conductor. 183 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,400 These are the men and the ladies are are. 184 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,640 Paddington. Paddington bears all by you. 185 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,560 Get the roof watching Paddington. 186 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,960 Yeah. Put Marmite all over. 187 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,720 Turkey Marmite. Turkish. 188 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,840 I'll give you 2. Marmite on it. 189 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,880 Paddington fucking loves Marmite. 190 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,400 Still Marmite challenge Marmalade. 191 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,960 He tries other things. You haven't seen the new one 192 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,080 there he goes on for reals. Great film, by the way. 193 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,320 Oh, they're. Brownie show? 194 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,800 I haven't seen it. I love the TV show. 1st of Shaq 195 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,160 Monday you prefer? What's the TV show? 196 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,960 Paddington. Car the cartoon. 197 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,760 He's sort of like. 3D animated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 198 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,880 I haven't seen that any series of it. 199 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,800 But he is a tragic back story like. 200 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,720 Oh, he does that. 1st 20 minutes of film. 201 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,880 Or his uncle getting killed in a rainstorm and they get shipped 202 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,320 away to Britain. Yeah, he falls off a bridge. 203 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,960 He falls off a bridge. The tragic story you think about 204 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,720 it, all they give him was a coat and a hat. 205 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,600 And a John Marmite. And he said I don't want that. 206 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,600 I love the marmalade. He was happy go lucky and you 207 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,160 think about it. Optimistic wee bar. 208 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,320 Here's the thing as well. He's the only slight creepiness 209 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,280 about it is he's old. He's in that house, you know 210 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,800 what I mean? Is like a lodger and you sort of 211 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,680 think of them as cuddly and all, but like he's been around to 212 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,680 50s, born in the 50s, like. I but the rebooted he's he's 213 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,880 like a baby bear. He's not 72. 214 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,240 But that's what he's saying he is, you know, he's. 215 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,760 What? He is a very claw your fucking 216 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,320 throat. Out he would I unless you give 217 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,520 him Marmite. My. 218 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,520 Much about a coat and a bear. Much in the. 3rd bar needs Are 219 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,160 we some hot? Imagine the third movie just 220 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,240 loses it and just would you need someone's face? 221 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:44,240 Of Huntagonia, Sapple is bear. I got speaking like personal. 222 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:49,720 I got so into like a deep dive of when people get reunited with 223 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,400 animals. I tears in my eyes like fucking 224 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,240 some woman who hand raised a lion and then she just walks 225 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,000 into the jungle and knows who it is. 226 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,560 You know what I mean? She's like, yes mate, and you 227 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,520 got to trust that because that lions run towards. 228 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,360 Her and there's a boy that raised a hippo right And they 229 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:10,280 get reunited and hippo fucking that's through God. 230 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,960 How's my dad? Every time I just party and then 231 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,840 drunk we're like, I've raised a hippo and sitting there covered 232 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,000 in Monster Munch. Jim. 233 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,800 What about the guy who lived? He went off the map, went to 234 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,320 live with bars, lived with him for about two years and then the 235 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,240 fucking ate him. That's right. 236 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,640 That's one of the real famous ones. 237 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I was calling him I. 238 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,800 Can't remember. Mckenney was telling me about 239 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,320 just this guy raised a load of bars and he was like, see, you 240 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,480 can be family with them. And then they're like, I guess 241 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,640 you, yeah, just fucking throw it out. 242 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,200 Yeah, an elephant. There's a guy who just, like, 243 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,800 goes to a certain part of the world. 244 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,360 I don't know where it is. And he just like stands in the 245 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,600 middle of a river just. Plays the piano. 246 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,160 There's a boy Plays the piano for elephants. 247 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,600 I know what. Do you mean he plays a piano for 248 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,640 elephants and they like? It. 249 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,920 And they like it. Well, they didn't say as much. 250 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,520 Yeah. You know, they're very 251 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,360 interested. They're going and if you 252 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,440 translated, that's like knockout in the head, please. 253 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,880 We don't like that. They like it, Yeah, they're very 254 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,960 smart. Elephants are intention. 255 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,640 Being a dinner party back, what do you do? 256 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,800 Oh, I'm just like an accountant for whatever you do. 257 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,760 I play Adagio for strings for elephants in the piano. 258 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,280 Busking in the centre and get it. 259 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,560 I love all that, like all that reuniting stuff. 260 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,160 It's really nice. Would you ever get a chimp like 261 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,600 Jackson? No, because they you. 262 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,960 Have money to do that now. To get a chimp. 263 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,720 I'll be the. Chimp would, yeah. 264 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,760 Go ahead, just me in a cage. No, yeah, run about my house in 265 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:40,240 nappies. I think the idea of it is fun 266 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,520 but like they are the ones that like rip your face off. 267 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,960 Chimps are so strong. Yeah, they're like 4 times 268 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,640 stronger. They do like they rip your face 269 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,800 off. There was that woman again, one 270 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,000 of those ones that think like she had one at the house and 271 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,160 then it ripped her, ripped her. Friend's face off A model does a 272 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,160 photo shoot 1 and whatever happened I think the cameras 273 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,160 were freaking the champ out. Just ripped her face. 274 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,400 Off, yeah. She didn't have any transferable 275 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,840 skills. Like her face was everything she 276 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,520 wasn't like. I'm also really good with 277 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,200 numbers now. She just had the looks. 278 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,240 Koalas can do that as well. Like they'll do that. 279 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,800 They wasn't. Tourists, they wouldn't. 280 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,440 They have and they will. No, they wouldn't, because they 281 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,440 don't. They RIP. 282 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,840 They'll they've ripped the stomachs out of Asian tourists 283 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,760 before. Oh geez, how? 284 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,080 Can we all so? I mean, koalas are lovely, we 285 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,680 thinks. He really connected with koalas 286 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,520 when you were Australian. I cried to a koala video. 287 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,240 Yesterday, but does he went off by himself to a koala. 288 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,400 They went to a topless. That sounds ominous. 289 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,200 Usually the topless fitness beach and I went to a koala. 290 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,440 Yeah, and I had the better day. Sanctuary. 291 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,880 Yeah. I fell out with a dolphin once. 292 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,760 Really. There's a place in Florida where 293 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,000 you can swim with them? Yeah. 294 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,160 And the way the water, there's like stones down. 295 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,240 You're in a family holiday. Nozemil No, I was with the 296 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,600 girlfriend of the thing and I think that's why we broke up. 297 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,800 Because once you see this, you're like just demasculated 298 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,520 me, right? I fell on him and he didn't like 299 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,480 it, right? He just, he talked of Vadnais to 300 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:04,240 me and I could see it in his eye and he talked me out to the deep 301 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,440 and left me there, right. And I can't swim too well. 302 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,640 And the dog had to tell her, tell him to go back out and get 303 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,640 me. Had to tell the dolphins. 304 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,360 To go out and get him, me certain fucking that's just true 305 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,560 as God. There's photos in their house 306 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,760 and they come back eventually. I don't know where you took a 307 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,120 lap, a couple of laps and they come back and got me. 308 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,880 I took a long way around. And. 309 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,920 Then left and everyone was lined up to turn. 310 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,480 Nobody could even look me in the face because it's so 311 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,560 embarrassing. I wouldn't even do that, this 312 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,320 woman, but. Then I said that about dolphins 313 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,600 being bastards for years and nobody believed me and then made 314 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,600 the document that came out that they were raping people 315 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,760 surviving dolphins and I just said there you go. 316 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,840 Yeah, you sort of watch that. What's the SeaWorld movie? 317 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,480 The deadies of the sea. That's what they call dolphins. 318 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,400 What's that? Black Blackfish. 319 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,440 Yeah, Blackfish did it. You watch that. 320 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,440 You what? He definitely did. 321 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,880 But you watch. Yeah, you watch out through. 322 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,920 Which was OK at the time, but you. 323 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,800 Watch out through a different now you know what I mean? 324 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,960 Yeah, that's the one he caught. Caught him by the leg, didn't 325 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,160 he? The whale caught him by the 326 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,240 foot. I thought we were still talking 327 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,440 with Daddy. No one knows where he is right 328 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,640 now. I know where he is. 329 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,920 I've known for years and if you have quiet the low. 330 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,000 Imagine I was the daddy of the comedy world. 331 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,760 Imagine you want to. You want a 5. 332 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,040 Spot in the pub. I mean, that's why, because 333 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,440 nowadays like the spread and the misinformation, because 334 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,360 everyone's social media comes wild, because everyone's like 335 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,520 he's in Cape Verde and they don't have an extradition 336 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,080 treaty. I don't know if there's on the 337 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,520 end of that, umm, Cape Verde or Verde. 338 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,800 There is, yeah, but he could be in Cape Verde. 339 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,400 Let's not rule out there's anything Cape Verde, but he 340 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,360 could also be in Cape Verde. There's a place in Denmark. 341 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,200 Umm get hurt but people are like his plane is there but then he 342 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,160 wasn't. On the plane, he wasn't on the 343 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,640 plane. So what's he saying is playing 344 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,320 for? What? 345 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,240 What was on the plane? What's he getting rid of? 346 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,560 That's what you need. That's what you need to think 347 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,760 about. Dirty trunks. 348 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,000 I also is full of stinking boxers and he's like, these 349 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,360 don't get me put away for 40 years. 350 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,000 Like Nuts magazine and like they're going to do me for this. 351 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,520 Rate of them, it was just like loads of like not even, not 352 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,480 even. Naked like she gets real. 353 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,160 Soft waiting to wait till he was home. 354 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,080 The read his place. They did but he escaped 355 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,200 apparently so they raided the home from what I've seen. 356 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,120 From what I've read he they raided his house and his kids 357 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,600 were in but he wasn't so he literally went you kept up and 358 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,320 went out the back door. There's something funny, but I'm 359 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,120 putting up photos in just different parts. 360 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,840 Why isn't the police after? And you go to Lisburn here now? 361 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,880 Yeah, because then they go to Lisburn, then you're in fucking 362 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,200 Lim Avadi. The settings. 363 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,800 I can't believe he's a liar as well. 364 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,800 I'm no detective, but I'm seeing a pattern emerged. 365 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,800 You only go to places that Bingham with ale, so I think 366 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,280 we'd catch you in Lisburn. What is the other layout I said? 367 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,040 Lisburn, Lisburn, Lim Avadi. So I think if you were on the 368 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,000 run, it seems like you're just going to places to begin with 369 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,720 ale. Getting diagnosed with autism? 370 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,920 Jesus Christ, you come up like a guest and you can go to the 371 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:05,359 nailment. An ailment. 372 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,280 If one of social analyzer stay at home without. 373 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,839 I'm Daddy, who's at your house. As a puff Diddy or P Diddy or. 374 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,520 He's love now. We're beginning to think we're. 375 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,200 Beginning his love, which makes him just sound like but. 376 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,760 They're always math. Everyone says, you know, he 377 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,240 works for the CIA. I well, his dad did. 378 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,800 It was the FBI. His dad was like. 379 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,920 His dad was CIA, I think CIA. Like #1 Informant. 380 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,160 He was initially a drug dealer and then it's alleged that he 381 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,960 was an informant for the CIA, which is how that he got all of 382 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,720 his money, allegedly. I'm par obviously there. 383 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,360 Yeah, yeah. But we had all. 384 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,600 So when hip hop is rising, he basically was very early on 385 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,240 going you make all the songs, all the records, sign them over 386 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,680 to me or you would produce a song for them. 387 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,080 He would put his name on it wouldn't give you credit. 388 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,400 So he very much, he also had guardianship of Usher. 389 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,560 Yeah, but in the background. So you want to do a lot of heavy 390 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,120 lifting on the songs. He was just in the background 391 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,240 and take that, take that, take that. 392 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,160 The guardianship of Usher. Yeah, he was legal guardian of. 393 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,080 Usher Yeah, there's a lot of footage come out that could be 394 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,320 described as problematic. Yeah, it's it's really, it'd be 395 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,520 like you on the me being like William, do you want to support 396 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,760 me on term like yeah, I'd love to. 397 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:20,000 And then you also, and your dad. I'm adopting you, so don't. 398 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,240 Care. Hey, you don't know what you're 399 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:25,720 saying. We were in Norway some now what 400 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,360 what's meant? There's footage of they used to 401 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,880 put on these big like house parties and there would be 402 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,320 cameras at it. And this is from, I'm going to 403 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,800 guess, early naughties. And Kevin Hart is like, 404 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,840 interviewing people at Daddy's house. 405 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,160 And it's Daddy and usher in this room with Kevin Hart. 406 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,280 And I imagine everyone's blocked, right? 407 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:49,240 And you find this on YouTube. And Kevin Hart's talking about 408 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,160 like, oh, yeah, you guys used to live together. 409 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,120 And I remember the big age difference between them and 410 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,200 Daddy goes something along the lines of, yeah, yeah, well, me 411 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,280 and this guy used to wake up together or, And then he catches 412 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,960 himself. And Kevin Hart's like, have you 413 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,680 seen this? Yeah. 414 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,000 Kevin Hart's like, oh, starts laughing and Daddy literally 415 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,760 goes down and then changes the subject. 416 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,520 So he's basically like when we used to wake up in the same bed, 417 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,560 me and him. Oh no, fuck. 418 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,200 Actually, it's ready to 14 or whatever. 419 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,840 So like, it's apparently come out that like, allegedly that 420 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,840 he's groomed a lot, countless R&B stars. 421 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,400 Meek Mill has apparently been one of them. 422 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,560 Yeah, but it was where it is. He's probably like 30s. 423 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,680 He's grown fully grown mom, but the stuff that's come out, 424 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,960 there's a video over big bells in a pool. 425 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,880 He. Looks sore the guy the guy who 426 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,200 not not exposed this, but the guy who brought it more to 427 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:44,400 public like and Katt Williams Katt Williams and 50 Cent $0.50 428 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,920 every day do you fall $0.50 Instagram the best person on 429 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,360 Instagram every day he'll post up all like news articles about 430 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,600 it. He's been talking about daddy 431 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,440 for years like this like the only guy who will openly come 432 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,640 out and joke about it and $0.50 was like the guy asked me to 433 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,520 take him to Take Me Out shopping. 434 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,640 He's like, I'm not and then. Another man, take me a shot. 435 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,800 Take me I'm. Not especially sent the boy the 436 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,680 couldn't sing and he was shot in the face at times. 437 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,560 A good sing. He could sing, but he could rap 438 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,840 before then, then got shot in the face. 439 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,000 And he was better. McCartney They're trying to 440 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,400 catch a drive by to release an album. 441 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,200 Next year stand ups going to be great. 442 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:26,800 Half ahead I see. I heard that's no $0.50 and I 443 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,040 couldn't take him seriously after. 444 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,800 After it because he could shot 9 times. 445 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,960 And then I remember this is the music video where he was upside 446 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,640 down and the click. Into the candy. 447 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,640 He redid it at the Super Bowl and realised it wasn't as easy 448 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,960 as it was back then. You heard him talking about it. 449 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,640 He's like, I regretted it so bad. 450 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,760 He's upside down. But then obviously like like a 451 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,360 lot of guys when when you get older, you've a lot more excess 452 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,360 skin. So when he goes upside down, all 453 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,520 his skin he. Looked like a wee. 454 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:56,240 He looked like a wee wombat. It's Oh my God. 50 stone. 455 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,960 You. Can't believe you know what this 456 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,240 should do. Sure, they'll forget all about 457 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,160 it. And if P Diddy and Russell Brand 458 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,480 don't get him to the Greek, too. Right there they were in that. 459 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,240 They forgot all about. I'd watch that. 460 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,400 I was going to. Watch you remember the scene 461 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,680 where he was running off the street or don't run downstate 462 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,280 after in the yard and he gets hit by a yard. 463 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,640 Guys gets up again and. Then he goes, yeah, he'll not 464 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,800 get away from Diddy. Or the member. 465 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,280 I'm a man, fuck him. We were all going, I'm fucking 466 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,880 you right now. Bad boy for life. 467 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,080 Yeah, Oh, he meant the. Clues were there, I think. 468 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,680 That was a different fellow. I think, I think he killed 469 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,560 Meggie. That's my $0.02 I did. 470 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,360 I think we took a gear change. I think he killed. 471 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,200 I think he killed so. Not find out who killed him, no. 472 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,880 To find out who killed Park because the guy was basically 473 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,560 going on YouTube interviews going I killed Park and that's 474 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,160 what people like we might be able to use. 475 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,280 This. Yeah, that's what people started 476 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,200 suspecting him. Yeah. 477 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,960 Like his name was the. DVD He is not the most guy. 478 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Queasy. DVD Who? 479 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,400 Don't go breaking my heart. Yeah, don't go shooting too. 480 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:05,800 So Elton John is behind us. I knew Rocket Man me whole. 481 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,960 He'll Kill You and then their tribute song to. 482 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,080 You. He's just. 483 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,600 Perpetuating his own business. Knows just plays the piano over 484 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,920 you when you're just slowly. Say your last words, then he's 485 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,160 like, that's going in the song. This is like Kiki day. 486 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,960 Kefi they keep these the one with Elton John because they do 487 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,200 these hip hop interviews. And as time goes on, I think 488 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,280 these guys need a few quid, so they'll like the host is 489 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,480 probably like 500 bucks here, like, you know, give us a bit of 490 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,080 the scoop and the guys like I shot him. 491 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,240 Well. Interviews paid for itself. 492 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,040 Who said pop interviews are wild? 493 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,040 Yeah, but you said you should. William Thompson's putting it 494 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,520 out there that like. I think. 495 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,720 I think he killed Biggie. But was I was his best mate 496 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,040 though. Was it? 497 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,520 Why? I love when people do that and 498 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,480 they love covering your eyes. Conspiracy theorists don't need 499 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,240 to even put forward any evidence. 500 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,360 You just go. But that's his best friend. 501 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,120 That's what they tell you. You don't actually have to 502 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:58,920 provide any evidence. But. 503 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,160 What's the benefit of killing them? 504 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,800 So the the the theory is Biggie wanted out of his contract 505 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,200 because he was making more money than he's skimming off the top. 506 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,760 And his contracts were notoriously fucking brutal. 507 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,120 A lot of people who worked with him didn't make any money 508 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,720 because then he did. So I think he was kind of 509 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,960 looking out all of his contract and Peter, he's like, is that 510 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,040 right? I mean what? 511 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,920 That seems extreme. You probably could go. 512 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,680 We could change in the term slightly. 513 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,360 Not daily, right? Not daily. 514 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,200 Is there more money in an artist after they die? 515 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,240 I. Was going to say there, I've 516 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,280 heard that there's more money in them. 517 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:34,000 See, when I got my first student grant I I bought a bottle of. 518 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,760 Don't make a death set of you over the EMA money. 519 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,280 I love the EMA money but then when you got 30. 520 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,320 Pound back in the day. £30 a week. 521 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,680 A week when I went to tech. Then you get the student grant. 522 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,240 If you're legible for money in your account you don't have to 523 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,120 pay back. And I bought a large bottle of 524 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,880 Sean John, his aftershave and I remember the bottle and I got it 525 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,560 in the boots and Royal Ave and I thought this will make me cool. 526 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,720 Like this is it? You love a cheap aftershave. 527 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,360 This is where like you love the We Marks and Spencer's once. 528 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,960 Right, Mark, I don't know if you know about this and this is sort 529 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,280 of life hack. I didn't want to put it there to 530 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,640 the world because sometimes you keep something secret. 531 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,880 Marks and Spencer's do 6 LB bottles of aftershift that are 532 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,480 based on the most popular sense. You'd pay £100 for that size of 533 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,360 a bottle for sex quid. You go in, you get a few of 534 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,840 them, even HP range. Fit in your toilet bag, fit in 535 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,240 your manscape. The travel wash bag 20% off, 536 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,880 free shipping. You could take me, but I told 537 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,320 him about this being like, Welly, come to Marks and 538 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,360 Spencer, get all these and he, he is a fragrant snob. 539 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,800 But he's a huge, you're right. Everything's made in the same 540 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,160 factory. It's just labelled. 541 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,160 It's just, it's like. I know the difference from a 542 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,600 good and a bad fragrance, that's all I'm saying. 543 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,400 But it's nice for you. Sommelier, It doesn't linger. 544 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,240 Yuri Sommelier, I am a juicy smelly. 545 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,320 It doesn't linger. It's only for a bit. 546 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,640 The smell doesn't. All right, the Lord. 547 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,440 With a good. North Africa. 548 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,200 With a good fragrance I'm getting tearful with a good on. 549 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,600 Aftershave every day. Oh yeah. 550 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,840 No. I have a system of rank system 551 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,480 in my house, so there's. I have a system. 552 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,560 The autistic Lord Luther King. You've been diagnosed this 553 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,960 episode. Here, this isn't an episode. 554 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,120 We all over once. These two men are doctors. 555 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,600 So I have like 444. That's way down as the Robert 556 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,920 loves it. Worried. 557 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,280 You have a four tier system. Yeah, imagine going in to get 558 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,440 diagnosed with like ADHD and dance just like I'll need to 559 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,080 check your arsenal. So A4 tier system bottom is like 560 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,080 OK I'm not going anywhere fancy. Cheapest after that's where my 561 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:39,800 mark cheese ones. Go. 562 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,040 What is the cheap one? The Marxian we got. 563 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,600 Right then you'll get your aftershave there about 20-30 a 564 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,520 bottle there in the second. What? 565 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,000 What's in there? Versace blue jeans. 566 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,120 Maybe. Jean Paul Gucci. 567 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,440 A cool water might be in there if it's on sale. 568 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,080 That's where that goes. Third one is it's like a first 569 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,760 date. No, yeah, like a first date. 570 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,400 That's the third one. So I wonder. 571 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,560 Hold on, hold on and tell me what sort of fragrances we're 572 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,400 talking about there. So like you get a Jean Paul 573 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,160 Gautier know the one where it's the we the we tip woman? 574 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,400 Yeah, where? I don't know why that's every 575 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,320 bottle has to be tits, but that that would sort of go. 576 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,240 Back or a ban or anything. Paco ribbon would sort of which 577 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,960 one of Paco ribbon? Well what I'm asking is first 578 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,120 date isn't even the top tier. So I'm wondering what is Willie 579 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,000 T want to smell even better for than a first date? 580 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,440 If we're doing like a big show. But I already can smell you. 581 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,760 I I can smell me it's it's about how I feel and it gives me 582 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,360 confidence if I know I smell good so. 583 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,240 So how creepy if we look at you and you're doing a big shot 584 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,240 there, you punch in your smelling yourself. 585 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,560 Yeah, watch me back after every punch time I go smelling the 586 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,640 rest. So yeah, my fourth team, Elvis 587 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,560 would be like a Sean Paul got the Yeah, like a really fancy 588 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,720 one. If I won't even. 589 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,200 Really fancy You're snobbery, Sort of. 590 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,960 It's inexpensive for right I'll not give. 591 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,480 You 10 litres of it. Yes, I can know those juicial 592 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,720 cartoons snaps, so that'll be the top. 593 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,880 Top is the spanning ones. It's the only thing I get really 594 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,560 intense about. You will. 595 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,960 Will you ever pop on, Master Chief? 596 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,000 No I just use the magic 3 or the KR rub it on. 597 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,600 I have aftershave with the house but I've literally I have no 598 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,400 idea what they are. They've been gifts throughout 599 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,360 the years. If you told me you brewed after 600 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,960 shaving your bath. I could see that. 601 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,560 No, no, but no. You're thinking about that. 602 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,040 Links Africa is the hate that go. 603 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,240 I know a stereotypical leg but that's a good one. 604 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,200 I use a links after. Remember links Chocolate? 605 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,600 Yeah, that was a brilliant links. 606 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,720 I was. I'd start. 607 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,880 Don't you? Don't you put that face. 608 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,960 I was good links. I was good links. 609 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960 I tried to do a natural deodorant thinking it was good 610 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,960 for the planet. No I just smelt and it gave me a 611 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,120 rash under my own. What's a natural? 612 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,400 I learned a lesson. What's a natural? 613 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,840 Rubbing a hedgehog on the armpit. 614 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,400 It's a. It's just. 615 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,560 Just hug a dog. Really. 616 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,960 Yeah. You just crush up like Daisy 617 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,800 pedals and what? No it's AI. 618 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,200 Don't know it was called. Fuck. 619 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,440 I heard it on a podcast advertised and I and I got it 620 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,080 and it was shit. There was a roll on, but it's 621 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,680 made out of like it'll be like this. 622 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,880 Like it's like Shea butter. Something something. 623 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,240 Roll ONS are shape though. They're saying, do you ever get 624 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,480 someone when you're giving a deodorant? 625 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,000 They're like, yeah, I'm hand you a roll on and you're like, I'm 626 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,160 not sure in your roll. On now you don't share A roll on 627 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,200 And what about in the same way that when someone's eating a 628 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,840 cream egg, you know, go Can I have a bit? 629 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,720 Who don't want? In the playground that was out 630 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,280 and a Mars bars another one Mark. 631 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,680 Two spoils, you see. So how? 632 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,960 You're looking at half a cream egg. 633 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,960 Yeah, no insides. Someone gets the inside, you get 634 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,000 the art of shell. That's how it works. 635 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,520 If you're well, they just spoon it out. 636 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,800 Yeah, feed you like a baby bird. I remember thinking the ultimate 637 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,320 in life would be as a kid thinking if you could get an 638 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,480 Easter egg, a cream egg, Easter egg, and I know they existed, 639 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,120 cream egg, Easter eggs, but you would get a hollow egg. 640 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:57,200 And then we mini eggs, I mean a giant egg filled with cream, 641 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,960 egg, cream. I remember thinking that's like. 642 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,760 I thought when I first got my first cream egg Easter egg 643 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,120 that's what it was. You have a stated when it was 644 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,960 empty. Actually, you'd just get to the 645 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,120 whole year. So I. 646 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,400 Mean I drank I look like I drank that daily like yeah, do you 647 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,560 know what I mean? But I would love do you. 648 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,000 Remember how big cream eggs used to be? 649 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,640 Says your fist. I thought. 650 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,040 You meant in terms of popularity, no. 651 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,280 Even still, the worst white ones. 652 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,080 Yeah. I don't want to try that now. 653 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,520 There's so many chocolate bars like, oh, we'll just make it 654 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,120 white. And I'm like, doesn't make it 655 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,800 good. What's funny is no one in life, 656 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,200 the sort of things you try and then you're like, Nah, I 657 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,560 wouldn't touch a white chocolate cream egg. 658 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,560 Nah, that's what's in someone's heart. 659 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,440 I'm not either. You still into that bad habit? 660 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,480 Feel like I'm picking my nose. Mark, you can. 661 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,200 I'm going to get you into it. You've tried. 662 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,840 It's like Tyler, the Creator. I'm going to go. 663 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,040 I tried to explain it to me more times and I'm still. 664 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,160 Going I tried to get him out of it. 665 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,520 I said you eat 50 of them. He did and loved it. 666 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,080 We did he get you like a leptic dog collar or something? 667 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,760 I'll stop. It and you go need it. 668 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,600 Trying to stop himself transforming. 669 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,480 Here is Oh no, don't put that on me. 670 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,360 Turn it up. Remember, Tony tried to put 671 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,560 pressure points on me and I just got a route I guess. 672 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,680 Nothing to me. Our mate showed him pressure 673 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,640 points in the butt. You know, some pushes in there. 674 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,440 It's the worst feeling of all time. 675 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,560 I crippled you, sorry. Tony, Tony. 676 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,880 Tony pushed in. I'm immune. 677 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,760 I. Didn't mean it. 678 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,440 But do it and it might reverse. Oh no, he did it. 679 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,000 That was just like. This is fine. 680 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,760 Yeah, he just sat there, like very calm. 681 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,440 He's a pain. I don't want to go into it. 682 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,800 But he's being gay. Oh, you like the weapon and the? 683 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,720 Stuff. I've gone too far civilization. 684 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,920 No, he's whatever happened just. Putting it. 685 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,800 In the way home, the hokey cokey approach it just the. 686 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,720 Once, yeah. You do it twice. 687 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,040 I've worked. I've worked in the morning. 688 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:51,320 Do you just put in leaving it? I like to talk. 689 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,120 I can't. Are you a dirty talking guy? 690 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:02,000 No, you can't for this accent. No, it comes across just bad. 691 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,240 Yeah, Yeah. Do you know why? 692 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,480 Because you would say the. Word posse. 693 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,640 I said that in Canada. And the whole. 694 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,440 Audience went. Oh, because it was all in my 695 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,320 head about no. Being in Canada, no different 696 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,520 terms like I was, I nearly said Spar and I was like, oh, I had 697 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,160 to go convenience store. And then I said I said Fanny and 698 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,640 is it called? Maybe they'll get Fanny over 699 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,920 here. Well, they say, Fanny's arse. 700 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,120 I yeah, so I said I. Said Posse Posse. 701 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,760 It just didn't. It's the way you hit your asses 702 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,240 just. How was was? 703 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,880 That your first time? In Canada you Toronto is 704 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,640 brilliant and it is I great city. 705 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,640 We loved it, like yeah, and was good, good, great. 706 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,920 That venge. That's. 707 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,120 No, you weren't there. You weren't coming? 708 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:41,520 Yes. It was. 709 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,080 You. Weren't Toronto with me? 710 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,120 Yes, it was. No, you weren't. 711 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,040 Yes, I was. No, you weren't. 712 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,600 Yes, it was. Because. 713 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,840 Karen kept trying to give my lighter. 714 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,040 Away to crack addicts, no different trip all. 715 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,280 Right. Thank God I. 716 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,480 Thought crack addicts in Toronto. 717 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,800 Fucking there's a plant. There's not one homeless person 718 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,400 in it. Where did you go? 719 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,000 Because it gets -5 to be. Dead I What do you? 720 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,360 Think it was just loads of we've seen one and I give him a lack 721 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,600 of. Change and I said the McCann, 722 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,680 that's the first fell I've seen here homeless. 723 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,960 And then we went I because it gets like -10 here. 724 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,960 So in Australia there. Was loads of them because it was 725 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,240 Rosen. That's just normal people. 726 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,560 I was like the meth head that. Bastards. 727 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,520 Terrible. Mickey and Patty in Australia. 728 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,120 Right now in the same city pretending not to be into the 729 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,920 boxes Patty in, too. Yeah. 730 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,040 Patty's out there now, yeah. They're in the same city and I 731 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,360 don't think they went. To see each other because 732 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,680 they're both being like, I don't care about the boxes at all, but 733 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,920 if you're really quiet, if you're. 734 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,920 Really quiet in Melbourne right now, you can hear both of them. 735 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:41,800 Are you doing? No. 736 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,200 No, no. No, you're not doing anything. 737 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,280 Well, it was good. The way? 738 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,000 Because maybe you asked. Me and I was like, it's 739 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,840 February, you said. I was like, I can't do four 740 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,760 weeks of training this time as well, but then it's now it's not 741 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,720 to take students. So if something changes. 742 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,760 Mark McCartney. Would might be ready this minute 743 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,800 edition are. You doing cog your this time? 744 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,400 I don't know what's called. Whatever you. 745 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,840 Ever wins their fight gets around. 746 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,040 With me, Are you doing this? I might do. 747 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,560 I might do. He stole the show last time. 748 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,080 Oh. I don't know, I just feel like 749 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,320 I'm like, will it be? Funny, twice the two boys stole 750 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,240 the show weren't. Even boxing, I mean you and 751 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,040 Kieran. Kieran Brilliant. 752 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,600 Kieran's. Going to sing a song. 753 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,240 Sort of show, but a different one from last time. 754 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,800 But I'll be perfect. You know what he's saying. 755 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,600 Oh, I don't know what he's saying. 756 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,000 It'll be great that. 'D be really good. 757 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,560 Prime Big deal days is coming. October 8th and 9th with 758 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,120 exclusive savings just for Prime members. 759 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,440 Involuntary deal squeals can happen like the deal on new 760 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:38,200 running shoes squeal. The deal on a new blender. 761 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,640 Squeal. Or the infamous. 762 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:48,160 Deal on a new massager squeal. Safe. 763 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,040 Big on electronics? Fashion and more this prime big 764 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,120 deal days October 8th and 9th. Toronto Brilliant. 765 00:33:55,280 --> 00:34:00,560 I'd love to spend like. It's our signal he's. 766 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,480 Doing the time on a tribute the data, yeah. 767 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:09,679 He'll be there. You've been the Scandinavia 768 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,360 before. Not the North. 769 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,960 I was in Bratislava. What's coming there? 770 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,480 Where's that it's? Near Russia. 771 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,199 Right, it's. In Czech Republic. 772 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,520 I sure. I think it's Czech Republic. 773 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,440 Never go to. Geography. 774 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,239 Now, no, I couldn't tell you where this they're all the 775 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,520 scene. Croatia is a Croatia. 776 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,840 Slovakia Slovakia Is Copenhagen one of the best cities in 777 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:40,360 Norway? I'd love to go. 778 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,199 Norway and stuff. I'll say I prefer Denmark. 779 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,760 As a city, there's not one. The comedy. 780 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,040 Club we did in Norway though may have been one of the nicest 781 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,639 rooms, one of the best it. Has a funny thing like. 782 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,840 The make comedy clubs all over like here would just go oh 783 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,480 there's a room put it in this place you. 784 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,800 Walk. It's going to be in the back of 785 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,520 the room where there's a. 16th birthday party on in Mccracken's 786 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,280 bar. It's called. 787 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,760 It's called Ladder. So it's like you go in full bar 788 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,840 restaurant, it had a theatre and and then like a room basically. 789 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,840 So a bit like if you, you know, you go in the venue, there's a 790 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,360 big room, the small room they had that we were in the small 791 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,680 room which was like 150 little bit more, not more. 792 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,400 Than that and. It just like everything but the 793 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,960 layer of the room, everything is perfect and I thought it was 794 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,800 going to be all Irish people. There was like 4 guys and 795 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,840 everybody else is just Norwegians. 796 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,320 It's be perfect English that just will go to any English 797 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,280 speaking comedy because they just love comedy. 798 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,200 But it took me a while to workout out because I start my 799 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,680 set on the assumption that I had he had he watched. 800 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,360 Me at the start he would have realised that because I come out 801 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,280 and I ask where is everybody from, right? 802 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,320 You didn't. I didn't see. 803 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,400 That and see me do it. So I assume that everyone was 804 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,440 just there to see me on tour because they follow my stuff and 805 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,680 after like 5 minutes I'm not really hitting like not 806 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,600 connecting. And I went who is from home and 807 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,280 literally 4 fellas were like yes mate. 808 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,360 And then I slowed everything down, changed things up a wee 809 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,840 tiny bit just to get them in. And then it was You missed me, 810 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,720 the Nazi. Banter that slit right because I 811 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,000 was just. Making fun of Germany. 812 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,960 And the Norwegians love that, Do they? 813 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,480 Apparently so. She's making not fans of the 814 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,320 Nazis are there, apparently. Not no. 815 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,920 I know they stayed out of it, but yeah. 816 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,560 They don't like, but Oslo was. Nice but it was as a city, but 817 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,640 it was on by water and expensive, so dear everything. 818 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,560 Was just like company wasn't bad, Toronto was. 819 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,520 Expensive it is. Everywhere there's AI. 820 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,840 Don't think. Anywhere's really. 821 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,800 Dearer than here though. Like Belfast? 822 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,600 Oh, it is. Belfast is shocking at the 823 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,200 moment, shockingly there for anything. 824 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,480 For anything you're. Buying 100 bottles. 825 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,800 Of fucking perfume. Have a decent feed. 826 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,600 Just. Drink a perfume, don't need 827 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,200 that's my nutrients for the day. But no everything she's. 828 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,080 I was thinking it was ours. Another aftershave. 829 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,600 Our Say by William. Thompson. 830 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,760 Our say there he is. What's on your hat? 831 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,600 Like drinking and said he said there's a business. 832 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,200 That's what the age but. Drinking and using. 833 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,680 Whole liking flow. Couple of. 834 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,840 Boys around Belfast, around that. 835 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,200 Hat you go right down that alleyway now to say yeah, we'll 836 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,440 have a wee secret. Like Illuminati. 837 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:30,520 So no, it's like this. Like a duck called me and me. 838 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,440 On stage at like. The Belfast Telegraph Awards at 839 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,480 the end of the years going. Paul. 840 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,880 Clark at the back. How did you know he elected? 841 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,680 You know you ever you. Ever eat a food by mistake and 842 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,320 be like that's not bad but no one's ever put their full? 843 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,320 Hole in the kitchen table. I've never accidentally went oh 844 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,880 fuck. Oh, I but you know it's 845 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,560 adjacent. It's. 846 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,280 Adjacent to. Where you will be. 847 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,880 Now see maybe. I would love it, but I wouldn't 848 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,600 take the chance. Take the chance, man. 849 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,320 Live in the edge. No, I don't trust you. 850 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,520 He's put something. In that he's spiked up travel 851 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,320 trips. Something spiked us. 852 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,480 Spiked us. The smell of art. 853 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,840 For. Angela, someone spiked. 854 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,960 That. What weird kinks you in the 855 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,200 shame? Gluten free of knobs mainly. 856 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,160 Who's she? I said. 857 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,840 Scandinavian model. I've gone up in my gluten. 858 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,680 Free hold nubs and the amount that I eat. 859 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,320 I love them. Oh, here's your wee Tommy. 860 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,920 You have the took. I'm on a new medication. 861 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:39,040 I'm on new medication, what do? You take a day, I don't. 862 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,040 Even know the name of the drug I'm. 863 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,960 On though what? What? 864 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,920 Oh, everything. My head. 865 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,280 You're saying you're on a? General. 866 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,680 Medication so I'm on one for my stomach. 867 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,880 Right. Which which is what? 868 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,120 Sorry, which is what the? The the heart. 869 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,880 Heartburn, right? Right. 870 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,960 And one for my thyroid. Right. 871 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,840 I take magnesium, right? Just because I'm already gone, 872 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,160 right? And I take fish oil, right? 873 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:05,640 And I take 3 Brazil lots. Prescription. 874 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,080 You take a prescription. Or Brazil nuts. 875 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,840 Oh, we can't get them. Down through, I know how you're. 876 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,000 On drugs and it's just. Rammy, what do you think? 877 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,760 What do you think of your toy? Because I like if I didn't take 878 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,000 them I'd have heartburn 24/7 even if it didn't eat right. 879 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,880 Apparently they have hold the. Companies on them. 880 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,320 It's. A real epidemic. 881 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,120 Is that fat law? Yeah, not Pepto. 882 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,120 Bismol. No, I was like a tablet. 883 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,920 Right. Never take a Heartburn tablet. 884 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,160 Never say that. We advert whether we cream fire. 885 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,400 It's not a Galveston or anything. 886 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,280 It's. A pillock, right? 887 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,720 That's what they're telling me it could be. 888 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,920 For anything annoying about it, McCartney's on the pill. 889 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,080 You in the supplements. The only thing I. 890 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,720 Take is Apple in that would be it. 891 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,120 Frabolosi, what's that? It's for, it's. 892 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,400 Epilepsy medication. Yeah, epileptic. 893 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,680 Yeah, be. Mental if he wasn't. 894 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,000 Yeah, I'm just trying to get it. Your knife was as. 895 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,840 Tough. Oh dude. 896 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,200 Fucking. I'm a wee soldier. 897 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,320 It's a really. Common thing of what I have 898 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,800 because of brain damage. So it's it's like a, it's like a 899 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,600 side effect, brain damage as well. 900 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,200 That's how you get. Have you booked them for a gig? 901 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,520 That's all I talk. About ever. 902 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,840 You know what I mean and. I've never had that. 903 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,280 With brain damage, that's what CPU is side. 904 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,400 Effect of brain damage so and then people are like how can you 905 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,640 forget things I'm like oh brain damage will you ever try writing 906 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,440 it down brand spend an hour with him and focus and. 907 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,760 Like really, look, I think after yeah, I'm. 908 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,320 I'm I don't pay attention to. Many times, but when was the 909 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,240 last time you had an Olympic? Fit I forget you have epilepsy. 910 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,400 I. Don't know. 911 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,320 I can't. I never. 912 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:38,880 You're so. Addicted. 913 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,880 Deepness halfway through that. You just, I never. 914 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,000 Yeah, yeah. I try to take one every time, 915 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:48,280 but I have. My seizures were never like stop 916 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,600 dropping roll like you know what I mean? 917 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,000 I was never doing the Harlem Shake with them. 918 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,000 It was. I would need a golden lavender. 919 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,760 I'm afraid. That dogs will start licking. 920 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,880 Your face whenever you're taking. 921 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,080 On me every 5 minutes. Oh lassie, I'm dropping again. 922 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,720 You could train it to like the. Oh. 923 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,920 I'm starting to foam here, Shiva. 924 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,320 They're. Licking up I'm the. 925 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,120 I'm the video of service dogs, the canine molester. 926 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,240 Surviving Orwell. Man's barred. 927 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,400 From every cattle from here to fucking don't. 928 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,240 Know. The. 929 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:27,160 Real aftershave was just category, but mine would never, 930 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,920 you know, drop, you know, shake. It was like I would zone out and 931 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,560 wouldn't know where it was. Then I would vomit. 932 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:37,600 I don't know what it's called. No, no. 933 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,360 I mean compared to like. Like falling on the. 934 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,360 Ground forming at the mouth. Because when someone does have 935 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,480 an outlet, they fit like that, where they fall on the ground, 936 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,920 the form of the mouse and all that kind of thing. 937 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,240 Do they just naturally then come around themselves or do they 938 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,800 have to be like brought out of it? 939 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,520 I, I don't know. I. 940 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,640 Think you've to look after them like you can't just be like 941 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,880 always have them one of those moments ignore them. 942 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,600 You have to let. Them go through it, Yeah, that's 943 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,080 what I'm like. Make sure they're not 944 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,880 swallowing. Their tongue choking on their 945 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,160 own tongue, right. Yeah, so. 946 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,760 Yours are. You're just gonna be sick and 947 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,960 then you're sweet. Yeah, but it's been ages in 948 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,000 gaol. Oh yeah, years like. 949 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,720 But I still I. Still have to I could happen 950 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,120 when you're driving. Theoretic. 951 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,720 I see I I. Stopped taking the medication 952 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,160 that you can't be on while driving. 953 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,000 My mom sort of weaned me off it, so now whatever I take, it's 954 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,720 like you can't drive on, right? I don't epilim. 955 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,320 Is what I used to. Take, I can't remember what it's 956 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,400 called now, but yeah, fucking fuck it. 957 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,280 And then what's an EpiPen? That's for diabetic. 958 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,360 Shit. No, it's for. 959 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,720 That's misleading. Not allergies. 960 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,360 That's misleading, Yeah. What do you think there was? 961 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,200 Just a pen that like if you if you use it, you don't get 962 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,120 epilepsy. No, I thought it was like if 963 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,400 you. Have If you're having a fit, 964 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,280 there's something someone can put that in. 965 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,000 I know you're just stabbing. Yeah, just kicking him. 966 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,280 On. When he's done, can. 967 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,200 I tell you something my. Wake up my uncle, my uncle 968 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:59,320 Mickey had a was diabetic and had like a fit like a hypo it's 969 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,680 called. And it was me and my dad having 970 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,200 Sunday dinner in the house as this happened. 971 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,680 And my dad was like, I was younger. 972 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,040 I was like I had no idea what to do just totally useless. 973 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,320 My dad goes get him a bottle of coke out of the fridge. 974 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,680 So I'm like my dad fucking knows what he's doing. 975 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,960 Instinctively, I run over glass bottles of cookie in the fridge. 976 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,360 I open one Mickey's like on the floor. 977 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,240 My dad gets a bottle of coke. Help me hold his mouth open. 978 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,120 We like hold his mouth open. I'm like fucking extreme guy 979 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,080 knows what he's doing. We start pouring Coke into his 980 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,240 mouth and like getting like little bits of cooking. 981 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:35,120 And then my dad goes, now I need some date, can't find it. 982 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,600 And I add a potato, cheese and onion and my dad gets them 983 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,360 starts like grinding them up. He's like, let's get them in 984 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,400 them. So like Mickey's like on the 985 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,560 ground, like completely out of it, like rambling, the way he's 986 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,240 speaking, shaking, peel, all this kind of thing. 987 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,960 My dad's getting all these like a bag of potato cheese and onion 988 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,960 into him. Then my leg was probably for an 989 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,880 ambulance and iPhone. The ambulance, the guy on the 990 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,720 phone is like as his first time you're dealing with some of the 991 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,040 hypo. And I was like, yeah, I had no 992 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,520 idea what I'm doing. The guy's like, whatever you do, 993 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200 people think like give them sugar and that kind of thing. 994 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,480 He's like, obviously like don't don't let him eat or drink 995 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,320 anything. I look over. 996 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,520 My dad has three course meals. My dad has him in the headlock. 997 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,240 And he's just. Violently being. 998 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,560 Sick with like everything that we've put into him and the 999 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,720 police came after or the the. Ambulance came after like half. 1000 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:31,960 An hour and they were like basically in a roundabout way to 1001 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,960 my dad. They're like canal this worse 1002 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,080 like this is the last thing you do. 1003 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:40,080 His EpiPen was in the fridge. We didn't. 1004 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,000 We had no idea. That's Dennis is the I love 1005 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,080 Dennis. The last guy I'd want the 1006 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,120 medical emergency halfway. Through a medical emergency like 1007 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,960 in that situation, my dad be going I still I'm 74 I still is 1008 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,040 there still good muscles your dad like I'm having a fit your 1009 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,280 dad's. Being like count my breast UPS, 1010 00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do 3030 and the day. 1011 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:05,880 No. Horrific. 1012 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,280 Deal. I just forgot that bit, but 1013 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,560 anybody did put him in a headlock? 1014 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,400 Yeah, no, he was. He was OK, but my dad was 1015 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,200 genuinely. Like Steve Urban with him 1016 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,560 wrangling them and all he doesn't get Monster Munch puts 1017 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,160 him in a. Camera. 1018 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,200 I'll fix it on the fuck. But it was eh. 1019 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,240 It was wild that like it taught me like if someone you know was 1020 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:27,600 like conditioner, like find out what to do in a crisis because 1021 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,000 holding someone down and giving them coke and crisps. 1022 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,560 I remember the horrible thing I. Did. 1023 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,040 Imagine it's murder. This is so bad. 1024 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,840 But. No way you were like, find out 1025 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,960 what they did, find out how to fix it. 1026 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,080 I remember first time comping out my friends, I was about 15 1027 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,600 and I was like let's play a prank on this one guy because 1028 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,640 he's a bit. Sick. 1029 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,400 He's dead, but he's like a bit hard. 1030 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,000 So. One like where he's camping. 1031 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,720 Outside. Bangor and I'd never drank 1032 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,000 before, right? And I was like, man, I don't 1033 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,480 know how my brain will handle drink. 1034 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,520 And I took one sip of beer, stopped and dropped and like 1035 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,280 pretended to have like a really serious fit. 1036 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,160 And everyone else was like, oh fuck, fuck what we I can't get 1037 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,600 up. He fucking sprints away. 1038 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:14,080 He ran after like he literally went fuck, leave him, stood up. 1039 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,680 And when he did that, everyone like stopped and I like sat up 1040 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,200 and they're like, what the fuck is your problem? 1041 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,880 Like we were trying to prank you and like you'd leave me to die, 1042 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,240 you little bastard. Maybe he's waiting to get it to 1043 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,240 help. You fuck you went. 1044 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,240 Fuck it. Leave him. 1045 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,840 We'll come back. I don't think he was. 1046 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,400 He went. Fuck it. 1047 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,600 He's dying. We'll go. 1048 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,520 You go. Camping Much? 1049 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,240 Are you staying? When I was younger. 1050 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,560 Yeah. You count them? 1051 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,560 I love counting. I've been a good while. 1052 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,560 I love it. It's great, you know, but never 1053 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,080 been. I bought. 1054 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,200 A big expensive tent one. Time, but I put it in the front 1055 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,160 lawn, took a generator and the TV and the microwave, fridge, 1056 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,360 the whole lot. May as well just stay nice. 1057 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,600 You've never been like proper camp. 1058 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,120 In a few days sort of thing it is. 1059 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,360 It is great if you can embrace just being stank. 1060 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,240 And it's fine. Yeah. 1061 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,320 Do you know what I mean? I like, it's a gold. 1062 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,560 My eyes take this all time. One of the best memories I'll 1063 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,320 ever have is that on this sound, you know, like you're like, I 1064 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,640 was just a brilliant day and it's own shit. 1065 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,120 But you were like at the time was amazing. 1066 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:17,080 We were coming in Tollymore in Newcastle and packing up 1067 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,720 everything to go home. Car wouldn't start and it was 1068 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,800 freezing and maybe started to snow and the A a had to come out 1069 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,640 and tow us home, me and my dad, and it was freezing in this car 1070 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,040 because nothing would turn on. As we're sitting in the car. 1071 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,440 It's maybe like an hour drive. So my dad got my sleeping bag. 1072 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,200 So he's sitting in driver's seat, I'm sitting in the 1073 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,080 passenger seat and maybe like 7 years old and I had a sleeping 1074 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,400 bag on and he had his like a wireless radio and we listened 1075 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,440 to Newcastle V Liverpool. And then this season, the 1076 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,520 Premier League, there was these two iconic matches. 1077 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,080 I think both finished four, three between Newcastle, Liver 1078 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,120 and Liverpool. So, so entertaining. 1079 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,000 And I'm for some reason that's one of the best days ever. 1080 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,920 And I don't even know how to I describe it or why it was so me, 1081 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,200 like the match was so entertaining. 1082 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,600 You turn around, your dad's froze to death. 1083 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,920 I thought that's where that was going. 1084 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,080 Yeah. You had the. 1085 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,240 Yeah. That's an ominous at once. 1086 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:12,880 No. It was. 1087 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,800 It was and then. We got home and everything's 1088 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,480 fine but I don't know why listening to that I can still 1089 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,800 remember that my leg off of hypothermia but apart. 1090 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,920 From that it was great. I also remember when. 1091 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,480 They're going to get a bag of stones, Madonna. 1092 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,600 One of the best days of my life. The quarry we. 1093 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,640 Didn't even go to a quarry, it was just. 1094 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,200 Someplace I'm an under. Why did you get that? 1095 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,480 Your dad just fancy. Stones. 1096 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,440 We needed stones for the garden. Simple things in life it is 1097 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,600 honestly. Some of those days. 1098 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,800 And then you could have a day that's like a birthday or a big 1099 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,360 thing that was set up and it's never as good. 1100 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,920 I never enjoyed that. I still don't. 1101 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,160 Enjoy them birthdays, Yeah, I don't like being. 1102 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,320 Centre of attention. You do stand up. 1103 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,480 You're a stomach comedian. There's still a waterfront. 1104 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,520 Performance that I am 13th. Summer that's performing, 1105 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,040 though, that's different. That's like, I've made 1106 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,640 something, I want people to see it. 1107 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,720 I don't like just being like I was born. 1108 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,880 No. When people like, it's my 1109 00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,640 birthday so you all have to treat me like I'm a Prince. 1110 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,160 I hate that I could see you doing that though. 1111 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,560 Everyone did. You know what I was? 1112 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,440 Like in my birthday party. Because I know you. 1113 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,000 You strike me. If you had like a football 1114 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,240 birthday party and someone else scored, you throw a huff. 1115 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,600 No, no, it's all part of the game. 1116 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,360 But I got. Sent off at my 5th birthday 1117 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,480 party, stepped out and went fucking ballistic. 1118 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,400 Why did you get turned off? Because it wasn't a well. 1119 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,240 Well, that's that was my question. 1120 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,720 It wasn't a file, right? First of all, I'm last man. 1121 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:29,240 I'm 5, not Raymond. Eh, own care is running through 1122 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,920 one-on-one with the keeper. He's younger, right? 1123 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,760 He's maybe 4. He's got the piece he's run 1124 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,720 through. Like a young. 1125 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,320 Michael Owen. He's got the young man's legs. 1126 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,000 I. Arrive on his shoulder. 1127 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,160 Barely get in front of him with my foot when the ball knocked 1128 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,240 the ball off the one side. Does he trip? 1129 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,720 Yes. He hurts himself when he trips. 1130 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,800 I won the ball. I do also check on him. 1131 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,680 You OK? But I won the ball. 1132 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,520 My stepdad comes over. Brock Hardman brought cards to 1133 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,680 the five year old birthday party. 1134 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,520 Or mad dishes a red card. I went, well, I won the ball. 1135 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,400 And then I go over to him and you know when you hurt someone, 1136 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,840 you're a kid and then you're like, say you're not hurting all 1137 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,360 I was doing that. I was like fucking say, say, say 1138 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,480 I won the ball and he's like, he won the ball. 1139 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,760 He's covering blood. He's like he won the ball. 1140 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,320 And then other people, I'm like asking other people and I'm 1141 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,680 like, fuck, I'm intense. Like, but I'm like, didn't I win 1142 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,320 the ball? And everyone's like to be fairy 1143 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,360 dead. He won the ball. 1144 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:26,120 I don't stand in a corridor and I went, but last thing I fucking 1145 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,400 lost my mind. Even like when they're cutting 1146 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,640 the cake after that I was just like, I'm I'm, I'm not part of 1147 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:33,880 this. I'm not being any part of this. 1148 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,920 Stood off the side for my 12th birthday. 1149 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,520 Party. We did airsoft but to make up 1150 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,800 the numbers there was me, loads of kids and then like my dad and 1151 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,480 his mates. That's so sad it. 1152 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,000 Is but also. Like my dad took it away too. 1153 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,160 Shit my dad was back in the war. Like my dad broke off. 1154 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,800 Like he was. Like, no way. 1155 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,520 When you get shot in our shelf, you go ahead. 1156 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,720 You'd go ahead. And then he'd fire three more 1157 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:56,440 India. Yeah. 1158 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,120 Just your dad should have no surrender. 1159 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,840 No. My dad was firing the. 1160 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,920 Arnold, it's endorsed. He took it really serious. 1161 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,080 I've never had. A birthday party? 1162 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,440 No. Never are we about to organise 1163 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,720 Mark. McCartney's first birthday 1164 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,640 party. When's your birthday big? 1165 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,480 Surely I'm dead before? Stop. 1166 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,880 Taking your magnesium? You'll just pass away with 1167 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,240 overdose and. Vitamins. 1168 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,200 Overdating is another thing you did find your. 1169 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,400 Body in just a wee pack of Jelly. 1170 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,040 Baby vitamins Never never had a birthday When's your. 1171 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,440 Birthday 5th of. September, fuck off. 1172 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,120 Same as Beyoncé. What age you're going to be? 1173 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,080 Well, hey. Joint. 1174 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,920 Party. The same cut from the same. 1175 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,000 Cloth mean literally the day before me. 1176 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,000 I think we spoke with this one that's. 1177 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,760 Really nice sex. Joint. 1178 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,760 Birthday. What was Satan and wings? 1179 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,560 What? What would you what would you 1180 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,160 like to do? Nothing. 1181 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,680 That's probably the problem. Just leave me alone. 1182 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,400 That's me. I'm. 1183 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,280 Bring the cake, leave it, get out of my room. 1184 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,480 I don't know. I've never really thought about 1185 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:50,920 it. Just. 1186 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,480 Really, I never think about it. And then you go oh it's me 1187 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,400 birthday tomorrow and then you've known planned. 1188 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,520 I would like to us to organise an. 1189 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,920 Activity and then have like party food and stuff. 1190 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,320 Say I always go, I don't want. Anyone to do something for my 1191 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,880 birthday and then no one doesn't get sad. 1192 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like a throw surprise for 1193 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,960 fuck sake. Cocktail sausage and stuff. 1194 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,640 What? About even. 1195 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,680 Like what about? Indiana and Food Indy Where? 1196 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,840 Indiana land? Where's that? 1197 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,760 Dundonald. Big ice rink. 1198 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,960 Big soft grade Indiana. Land. 1199 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,320 Yeah, Indiana land is the soft. Play in it. 1200 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,640 Fuck you can rent it out for. Adults, Yes, adults and adults I 1201 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,560 don't give a shit. Adults, boys. 1202 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,800 P Diddy was done for this. Indiana, they were going to do 1203 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,640 it. 83 Meek. Mill and free fall. 1204 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,680 We'll organise your birthday if we go to Indiana. 1205 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,160 And I'll be out. In the and I'm bowling. 1206 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:44,400 And then we'll go, we'll go to we'll have food at the moment of 1207 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,880 the week. Crazy golf from there now too. 1208 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,320 It's very. Do crazy golf as well. 1209 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,920 I wasn't it. Not that long. 1210 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,760 Ago really I2 lesbians balled up the whole place. 1211 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,520 Sorry, lesbians are. Slow with golfing. 1212 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,120 I've. Always said that sitting on the 1213 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,320 clan. They were they. 1214 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:09,080 Were before no. I don't like that the 9 iron 1215 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,360 it's because they won't use. Balls they. 1216 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,760 Don't like any? They don't like shaft. 1217 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,600 Do not. Have a vibrant club here for fox 1218 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,920 sake. They're certain great than a 1219 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,440 fake Bush. But hey, they paid the money. 1220 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,440 They're well. Entitled to do it. 1221 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,640 It's hard to play golfing dungarees. 1222 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,160 No, they had a great time, but they're way slow. 1223 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,800 Yeah. So. 1224 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,080 They do. Their. 1225 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,320 Whole and then I'd get mine. Quicker. 1226 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,400 But they would just fucking set fridge is the point. 1227 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,720 I was like I'm just leaving here because they're taking too long. 1228 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:47,640 I remember my cerebral palsy football team went. 1229 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:52,080 Many golf on one time similar issue Christ very slow on it I 1230 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,800 think for. Maybe a Patreon special or 1231 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,080 something? Mark McCartney's first birthday. 1232 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,560 Mark McCartney's lesbian golf should have. 1233 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,440 Said a little bit lesbians because they're. 1234 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,840 After me at the minute, because I said something. 1235 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,960 I think you're one of them. Well, I said that too. 1236 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,240 Are you? I'm with you. 1237 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,680 Are you? Is there a bit of hate? 1238 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,120 Around this what's happening? I mentioned new. 1239 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,200 Leon Mccurry from Yuri I might have. 1240 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,240 Called her award probably. Shouldn't have called her, but I 1241 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:22,120 didn't know What a gig. No, fuck you and A. 1242 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:32,440 Letter, he wrote. She knew I was joking, but she 1243 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,360 put up. Jokingly that she was annoyed 1244 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,240 and then all these ones started messenger going. 1245 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,200 That's not what was the word the same. 1246 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,120 Name as the guy who was in him. Mary Poppins would not be the 1247 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,080 word Dick Van Who? I'm not saying. 1248 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,680 It well, his name. Is Dick Van Dyke? 1249 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,880 Is that? Is that the word just? 1250 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:52,520 No, it wouldn't go that for. Me for my sister's lesbian. 1251 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,840 She makes fun of me for me in the table. 1252 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,360 I use that word. Is she a lesbian? 1253 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,520 She has. She has to. 1254 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,600 Knock on golfing. With her. 1255 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,760 I'm a big fan of lesbians. Oh, really? 1256 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,280 I'm a big fan of their work. Yeah, they're. 1257 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,320 Great people. Me and them get on like housing 1258 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,560 fire. Oh, they're great crook. 1259 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,000 It's funny. Listen talk. 1260 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,880 About other the way you hear a man talk about their girlfriend 1261 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,400 hearing a girlfriend talk about her girlfriend, right, is 1262 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,320 hilarious. Yeah. 1263 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,840 Because of the same kind of problems with each other. 1264 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,680 Yeah. In the fallout, yeah. 1265 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,960 Yeah, it's different than. Like when a man's argument, his 1266 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,160 girlfriend, girl's argument with a girlfriend, totally different, 1267 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,080 yeah. Yeah, so. 1268 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,760 She'll call me like, oh, you makes fasting. 1269 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,760 I'm like, I got. We think it's great. 1270 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,320 It's great. That's the world we need to live 1271 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,240 in, right where we just insult each other. 1272 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,080 She going oh. She's. 1273 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,160 She's the exact opposite of me. My sister's very much like a 1274 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,400 state like relationship. Loves it. 1275 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,080 Are lesbians as? Promiscuous as gay guys? 1276 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,400 No, no, no, no, no. No, they lock it down. 1277 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,280 No, but you'd. Have to get in James. 1278 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,080 Our expert on that, but he's talking all about. 1279 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,120 It our man in the field. Like he's in something. 1280 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,440 I think like gay men. Or like delivery. 1281 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,720 Sorry, our man. In the truck. 1282 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,600 Stop. That will hang out now. 1283 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,400 I'll try and get that. Guy out of an apple green. 1284 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,120 Guys that can we pull over to? Use the toilets. 1285 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:16,520 Doesn't even need to piss. Just like, go in, remember? 1286 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,040 Now, so I was like, that's all good soda. 1287 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,400 We're like, we don't trust you. Best Apple green around? 1288 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,920 Is the one on the way to Ballymena on the left because it 1289 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,200 has that upstairs Lavazza and the seating at the back of it is 1290 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:31,320 unbelievable. Big comfy like coaches do have a 1291 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,840 chopsticks. Oh, that's what I it's. 1292 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,320 Brilliant. It's an excellent. 1293 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,160 Double greens? There's one in Leford. 1294 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,880 Right. It's probably there's a subway 1295 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,360 in it. I don't know. 1296 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,280 I've never been. Do you ever you ever have? 1297 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,480 It Do you ever have a? Chopsticks. 1298 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,280 No, I Do you ever have a chopsticks? 1299 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,040 I hate the idea. No, I want to get used. 1300 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,400 To them now. Get us taught me how to use. 1301 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,280 No, no, not the actual ones. It's a chain. 1302 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,080 In Nevada, it's all the. Chinese. 1303 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,600 The Chinese takeaway Chinese. Food. 1304 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,240 I don't like the. Idea of food that's. 1305 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,200 Been there all day, just slowly heating. 1306 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,400 Oh, it's the best of porn. Descender and the and the day. 1307 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,560 When it's just all the meat's been sweating on each other, Oh 1308 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,240 yeah, that's the best. You want the fry? 1309 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,120 The fry in the new the motorway. Cafe. 1310 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,640 Yeah, it's it's. It's good, the bacon, the 1311 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,040 consistency. The on table Big big big view. 1312 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,720 Gallery at the time, yeah. So it's just on a head. 1313 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,320 Class. It's just fucking soaking all of 1314 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,000 them. There's Unreal I. 1315 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,920 Love that, but I told you the other day. 1316 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,520 I went there chops I in Liverpool. 1317 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,280 I ended up at a pro Palestine March because there was a 1318 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,480 chopsticks and the other side is straight and I couldn't just cut 1319 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,560 across it. So I had to just be in the 1320 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,920 middle of it being like I free Palestine. 1321 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,440 It was great. It's a. 1322 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,560 Good. Time you was just like. 1323 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,760 Let's edit that so. We just just use the strip. 1324 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,320 Let's just have that. Next up, let's get that. 1325 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,720 Clean. My geopolitical knowledge isn't 1326 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,720 great. Oh man, I read a book. 1327 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,160 About all the politics of the world, and I can't remember one 1328 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,360 thing about it. What book is that? 1329 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,760 That goes hears. All politics of the entire 1330 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,480 world, ever. Sunday World. 1331 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,960 It's called. Prisoners of Geography, and 1332 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,360 there's another one. I've read two of them. 1333 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,560 That's the mental part of it and you can't remember. 1334 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,840 I can tell you a little bit. About see even know I it's all 1335 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,720 about who controls the seas talking about. 1336 00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,680 Space or talking about. The Air Aquaman you control. 1337 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:36,920 The seas, you have the like and it's all but. 1338 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,040 Alliances. So, you know, Russia are trying 1339 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,840 to be mitty with this random country in the Caribbean because 1340 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,240 they want to go, listen, we get a port here, we're going to 1341 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,240 control this entry point. The trade comes through the ship 1342 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:54,160 and goes through the waterways, has a huge amount of power 1343 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,840 still. And it was a great book. 1344 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,760 Now do I know what I'm talking about? 1345 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,000 I don't think you do. The waterways appears to me. 1346 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,720 I just. Glaze. 1347 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,240 Over I start here control the waterways politics so much. 1348 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,520 It's like my favourite by Tim Marshall. 1349 00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,160 I want to say, yeah, prisoners, geography and something else of 1350 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,880 geography, the power of geography. 1351 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,120 You're not a political man at all. 1352 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,880 It's my favourite thing, I love it so much. 1353 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,880 Do you know loads about it like? Like the like history? 1354 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,280 Or just general right now? Both. 1355 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,400 Both. No, I just watched Baden. 1356 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,800 Falling upstairs and that's with the head. 1357 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,840 How about your so you're? Back. 1358 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,800 I don't know what he's doing. But the elections coming up and 1359 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:38,600 he's fucked. You've got to be. 1360 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,760 But he's like, like I always talk about this, but might 1361 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,480 remember Michael Jackson signed up to do that residency at the 1362 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,920 O2 in London just where he died. And the fir they do rehearsals, 1363 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,800 right? And it's all filmed and in the 1364 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,400 rehearsals he's like, he hasn't performed in years. 1365 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,320 And he's obviously like massively, I think the 1366 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,720 prescription drugs and is the best backing dancers of all 1367 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,360 time, huge production and jackals literally just on the 1368 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,320 stage. Like it's just looks like a 1369 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,240 broken. Animatronic. 1370 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,040 I've seen it looks like Weekend the Bernie's right. 1371 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,440 He's like doing this and all, and they go to him like Michael, 1372 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,280 if you can't perform, you owe us a hell of a lot of money because 1373 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,400 we've invested and you're going to be liable for this. 1374 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,840 It's like the next day, screen dot dot dot. 1375 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:26,920 He's on stage. Every dance and he's out 1376 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,240 dancing. These 20 year olds and I fucking 1377 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:33,640 love live them up. And I loved it because he just 1378 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,760 switched it on. And I think with the election 1379 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,000 coming up, Trump versus Biden, it was all these clips of Biden 1380 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,960 being, so I'm being confused. All of a sudden he's like, yes, 1381 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,520 boys, what's a crack? He's fucking every end of a 1382 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,000 Biden. Speech he never knows where to 1383 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,560 walk off stage and you just see him getting carried like a drunk 1384 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,200 guy who's too drunk and told to leave a bar like that's that's. 1385 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,760 Like when someone starts stand up and never knows the way to 1386 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:56,920 the stage from the back of the room. 1387 01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,000 Yeah, they never know the route. Yeah, there's like there's like 1388 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,640 a corridor of space to take you directly to the stage. 1389 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,160 When you first start doing stand up, you never see that and 1390 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,760 you're just awkwardly walking through tables and the applause 1391 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,440 is stopped by the time you get to the mic. 1392 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,360 It's so awkward, I love that. Your Waterfront Show December 1393 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,840 13th of December. Is the tea with Megan but? 1394 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,080 Changed. It should be so. 1395 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,680 They put up a blurb. For Willy show, you know, you 1396 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,880 get Marco, you know, you know from that and said, you know, 1397 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,560 he's a regular on the Tea with Megan podcast. 1398 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,280 All right, stayed there for weeks and I'm saying the Willy 1399 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,240 all that you know, it says team and Megan. 1400 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,440 He said yeah, I mean, I know, I know. 1401 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,160 Still there? No. 1402 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,240 I brought it up to you and I have repeatedly asked it to be 1403 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,480 changed. So it should be. 1404 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,120 Yeah, because I told you about it. 1405 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,680 Imagine the idea. You should start. 1406 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:49,680 One team with Megan. But imagine there is a team with 1407 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,520 Megan. Podcast like a huge in Asia or 1408 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,880 something. They'll show up to see you. 1409 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,720 You know, like many Asians. Live up there from the Ulster 1410 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,920 Hall Waterfront website. Yeah, Council. 1411 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,000 Still, Megan. Same with Megan. 1412 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,760 Well, no, here this. Is getting clipped in. 1413 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:04,960 Santa. Well, don't. 1414 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,240 Worry Willie. That's a like. 1415 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,920 Compass threat I've the way you. Delivered that same we'll say 1416 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,480 we'll see the video in. We'll clip it up, yeah. 1417 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,840 You're not going to that's. Getting something? 1418 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,520 Oh. Because. 1419 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,240 That should be changed. It's very annoying. 1420 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,520 Never seen a mystery? You've lost the head. 1421 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,240 Tablets, Sir, you've lost. The head over your head. 1422 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:32,600 That's going to be cute. Yeah, no. 1423 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,440 Waterfront and then. Do the terror in November and 1424 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,160 December as well, right? So we're doing Oma, we're doing 1425 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,040 Newry, we're doing Coleraine Dairy, Millennium form. 1426 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,760 Other places, like other places, Dublin's big. 1427 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,560 Big in double. Weed in Dublin sugar club lovely 1428 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,600 gryphon never been there. Before my life Gryphon is. 1429 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,080 A big I don't know I've seen. Petrol. 1430 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,240 How do people get a view? You're on the website, of course 1431 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,600 you know shine.net. Because you. 1432 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,280 Wouldn't take you would. I'm not big enough for a 1433 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:01,920 website. No, no. 1434 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,000 What I'm saying No, no what? You're trying to say I'm saying. 1435 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,680 You own the web. Space I'm. 1436 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,640 Not a man put that back. On Mr Internet that looks. 1437 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,200 Atrocious. Bill Gates over here. 1438 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,040 Tell me when. I can when I'm. 1439 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,160 Yeah. All right, Scott, listen, I'm. 1440 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,960 Saying of course you should have a website, but that would make 1441 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,480 sense. So you wouldn't have a website. 1442 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,680 What we're trying to say. Why do you need a website? 1443 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,360 Don't. Know for those gigs. 1444 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:32,560 Sells tickets. But if you had a William 1445 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,600 Thompson comedy. Dot com nobody go to it. 1446 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,040 He's not backing you up by. That. 1447 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,840 He's. Right, I own the domain last 1448 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,520 way. 5. Ground you only. 1449 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,960 Live shows coming up. No, no. 1450 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:53,120 No, I'm taking a visa but you. You did all those limelight, not 1451 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,720 run limelight shoes done limelight in December. 1452 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,440 Would you? Go as that made you want to. 1453 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,120 Do you, will you have something later this year? 1454 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,320 Anything you just want to see what happens? 1455 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:03,760 No, I'm just taking this year easy. 1456 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,480 Right. Like you're pretty not? 1457 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:08,960 Trying to faint myself. Yeah, yeah, I'm a deep. 1458 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,720 Expiration. Let's go up in the expiration 1459 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:14,040 exploration exploit expert spreading. 1460 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,000 Yeah, it's comes up in the. Mountains Ben and Harden that 1461 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:21,800 fucking dumb. This is the new Epstein sale. 1462 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,880 Come out with teary eyes. Fucking sore ass Epstein island 1463 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:28,600 Todd. Tarsh. 1464 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:32,480 This is Tall Tarsh since I was here. 1465 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,960 Too. Oh, I don't worry. 1466 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,920 About that. Tax man, I'll do some sniffing a 1467 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,720 bit here. Damn gold teeth and everything. 1468 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,960 Not a real Bush, them was not. Taxed. 1469 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:48,440 We got it. We. 1470 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,000 Got it from the crazy golf at the null. 1471 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:57,400 The more more McCartney podcast you do goes out every week on 1472 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,560 your website. That's right See his website. 1473 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,400 That's right. Oh, so you have them. 1474 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,720 My thing is I. I really want my stuff to go out 1475 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:08,560 to as little people, yeah. That's my niche. 1476 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,240 You did. How's your before? 1477 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,440 I don't need to wrap up, but how's your live on it then? 1478 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,000 You live on it loveries. So fun. 1479 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,320 It was, it wasn't because I'd never done a Live 1 before. 1480 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:21,000 So it's just like, I have no idea what's going to happen 1481 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,240 here, right? But yeah, the crowd was great. 1482 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,000 Like, good. And do you enjoy? 1483 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,720 Do you enjoy the crowd you attract? 1484 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,240 Yeah, they're. Weirdly very nice to me. 1485 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:31,760 Good. Which I don't do well with 1486 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,880 compliments. Yeah, there are. 1487 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,000 Nearly two of my crowd. Then they fucking hate me. 1488 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:38,640 I'll. Call you a farts fast like 1489 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,760 every. Time you go down the street if 1490 01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,280 you have, that's what you want. Well, I pay the pay. 1491 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,880 The owners will fit the quality or whatever I want. 1492 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,080 Willie, plug my blood. There as well, my blood. 1493 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,360 All right. Guys, thank you for watching 1494 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,600 and. Listening she Talk comedy.com. 1495 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,240 Come see me. Live Peter on the Concert TV 1496 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,800 podcast for the bonus stuff. Thank you to Mark McCartney, the 1497 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,360 William Thompson, and all you.