1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,000 Very shiny legs. Thank you. 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:04,160 I'll tell you what it is. OK. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,880 Sun cream. Oh. 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,720 I'm sorry. Right, but can I also love 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,240 something but the smell of putting sun cream on that makes 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,040 you really happy? Because you're strange. 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,240 The whole summertime holidays. Yeah, I. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,520 Don't like putting it on? No one likes putting it on. 9 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,000 I don't put it on look at me but. 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,520 I should. I feel like I'm admitting defeat 11 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,560 to the Sun. If I put it on, I feel I'm like 12 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,759 Latin nature win. I thought you meant in like a 13 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,000 lie, but like Steve Coogan did. Oh. 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 15 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,680 I just feel I'm letting nature defeat me if I put some cream 16 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,000 on. So I. 17 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,440 Need you. Well, yeah, I think nature said 18 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,120 you with the heart. Nature kick the fuck on you. 19 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,440 It's called nature tagged in the fuck. 20 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,080 I didn't hear no bell. I'm still. 21 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,040 Here you got 3D by the Lord and Mother Nature. 22 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,160 No worse, all people just still park at the front of the shop. 23 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,960 Don't want to be disabled and peel so burn. 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,720 I guess one of those in for a penny. 25 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,320 Here's the thing, years ago, the Woodburn. 26 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,680 I reckon Hitler did a few. Jesus. 27 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,760 Welcome to the Lazy Podcast. 40 seconds in the first time we're 28 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,480 burning disabled people to stake. 29 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,280 Some wacky content. Yeah, we're doing the Witcher 30 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:34,080 scene of Willy's a Witch. What are those witch trials? 31 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,080 Real. Yeah, you see them which trials 32 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,880 and all that here. But yeah, so that's all real. 33 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,440 It was just like a wee bedtime story. 34 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,000 I thought it maybe it was like a bit of a myth it. 35 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,880 Was a lot of myths. No myths. 36 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,200 Which vampires? Druids withered. 37 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,680 So wasn't it that they that they threw them? 38 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,720 They tied them to a chair and threw them in the water? 39 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,600 And if they drowned, they weren't a witch. 40 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,800 There's not, there's not much, there's not much like happiness 41 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,280 in that defeat. It's lose, lose like. 42 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you float then they just 43 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,960 take out and kill you anyway. But was is there, is there 44 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,880 something about the reason that happens because they all 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,840 accidentally ingested mushrooms or something? 46 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,480 So there's, so that remember seeing this somewhere. 47 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,960 So all the people in Salem were, there was some bacteria or 48 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,000 something that they were eating or wasn't me. 49 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,640 It was lead poison in the water or something so they all lost 50 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,440 their shit and we're like which? But they're actually just 51 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,880 fucking tripping balls like I. Did not know. 52 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:40,960 So. They were just sometimes have a 53 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,040 listen to Joe Rogan so. They were, so they were just, 54 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,640 they were, they were a bit fucked up. 55 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,800 And when they realised and they come down, they were like, we've 56 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,400 held witch trials for a few years. 57 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,520 Here I was waking up after. The fear. 58 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,440 Fuck me, they said. It was pure. 59 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,120 What a night. Where'd my wife go? 60 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,520 What's? All these chair legs hanging out 61 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,080 of the water. Oh fuck. 62 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,760 But I threw open a second. I turned my wife in the bath. 63 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,520 We. Have a bonfire here. 64 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,480 Smoke. That's me off. 65 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:15,480 It had me off. One guy going for the cure. 66 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,400 Folks, this is a new. It's a new Dawn, It's a new day. 67 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,600 It's a new life, but new part. Yeah, certainly we've been doing 68 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,680 it for a little while. You may have seen the very funny 69 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,160 clips that came out of this podcast. 70 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,880 Yeah. But people being like, what is 71 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,560 what is this? What is this? 72 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,960 3 sexy man being funny and I. I won at last. 73 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:43,120 Yeah, finally 3 white dudes, but fucking time, yeah. 2 1/2 74 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,880 straight white males like I don't mean your size, I mean. 75 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Your size were 4. Yeah, yeah, doing. 76 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,800 You treat skinny we fuckers. Please. 77 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,040 You've lost weight. I look even fatter. 78 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,040 You, you genuinely resent me for this because every time you get 79 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,640 drunk you bring this. Up it's only when we sit beside 80 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,800 each other I'm like fuck you man I want to sit over here we but. 81 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,760 Every time we get drunk, we had still others leave the room. 82 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,560 He gets right in my face. No, he's like, you've got 83 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,040 skinny. Yeah, you've got. 84 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,880 Yeah. Speaking of ribs, I'm starving. 85 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,720 Yeah. You're eating out while you're. 86 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,480 Telling me. He wore a pair of treasures to 87 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,040 meet me the other day, which he does. 88 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,280 Good that. Just to make it work for it. 89 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:27,360 The transfer in the wash. But you would you describe them 90 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,200 as like female hippie yoga? Pants. 91 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,960 Would I describe them as funky and fresh? 92 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,120 Possibly. So you're dressing different now 93 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,200 that you've slimmed down as well? 94 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,960 They were also just very comfy. But yes, because before all the 95 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,240 war were jeans that were too small for me anyway. 96 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,000 I've seconded myself of jeans, right? 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,120 So if anyone has any gene alternative out there, anything 98 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,040 different from genes, hit me with them, right? 99 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,520 Because it was just wearing jeans, all that. 100 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,280 I don't wanna wear jeans. Anymore jeans again though. 101 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:52,480 Genes. Thank you. 102 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,560 So your style is evolving as well. 103 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,800 The chinos. Chinos. 104 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:02,280 Al Pacino's over here. Used to be Gene Rodenberg game 105 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:06,120 made Star Trek we. How would anybody know that 106 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,120 like? You knew that. 107 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,200 Did you then? Do you? 108 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,320 What a bunch of fucking nerds. Dad Dan doesn't. 109 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,160 Know all the jocks we wrote the marathon? 110 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,760 Fuck off. Set the house, watch a bit of 111 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,480 sci-fi fucking right in your day. 112 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,920 I was. Gonna say Chino de campo and 113 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,720 then use. Yeah, that's pretty good, yeah. 114 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Dan speaks Klingon. Do you? 115 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,280 Yeah, well, he won't. Fuck off. 116 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,280 Get it? If you enjoyed that and you 117 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:37,600 would like more, you can head over to the LA Z Boys, LAZYBOYZ, 118 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,200 YouTube or Spotify feed to get more of it.