1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,760 Zippers. My guest on this week's podcast 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,600 is Reese James. Hello. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:10,840 Reese, I am, I want to say this, I'm in the the sort of space at 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,080 the minute where I'm ready for like a new friend. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,080 Oh, yeah. Like, not like a lot of precious 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,000 not. I just have one friend, but I 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,120 mean I'm ready to like. Help. 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,160 Brutal if your next sentence is so please help me choose. 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,840 But Calvin here we could, I could sort of trade him off. 10 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,360 Oh yeah, I'm quite sick of him. Bringing in you that way. 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,040 Calvin sat on a big high stool. It's a sort of power play of 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,920 like, no, no, where you are, Shane. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,080 Calvin, what are you on Parliament? 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,960 Yeah, the tennis of this part, yeah. 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,800 Really. But I wonder. 16 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,560 I wonder. I think, let's find out. 17 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,440 I think you and I to protect if you're open, love. 18 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,520 That there's going to be so this podcast now has a verdict on the 19 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,280 end of it yes is that how this podcast works you always. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,640 Know to be. Never. 21 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,520 Your life, it's so much pressure to put on someone. 22 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I, I feel like if you're 23 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,440 also open, because you might not be open to it and you can tell 24 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,440 me now, you might say if I'm not friends. 25 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,120 To new friends. Yeah. 26 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:04,959 Interesting. I don't. 27 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,720 Yeah, I think you've got to be I, I guess I'm more spontaneous 28 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,040 than you are about that sort of thing. 29 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:10,840 Right. No, I'll take. 30 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,400 I don't go into things going yes, friend questionmark, you 31 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,720 know, just you just see what happens, don't you? 32 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,760 But so I'm going to do that. I'm going to go with the flow. 33 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,240 No, but. I think we've never met. 34 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,600 We have a short time here together and I think we should 35 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,120 just make a call, right? The end of it, yeah. 36 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,400 Let's do. That and I think there's no how. 37 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,480 We do. We stay in touch kind of thing, 38 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,280 beyond the sort of professional, Yeah, Spotify studios. 39 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,640 Cause and it might just be, we might to say no, but that 40 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,840 doesn't have to be bad. We might see each other after 41 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,520 this and it's like. 1st dates, It's like the end of first 42 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,560 dates, yeah. First Mates. 43 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,520 Go first mates, first mates, first mates I. 44 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,920 Think we already became best friends? 45 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,320 I think we know the answer. Come on. 46 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,240 Yeah. I'd say it was a tentative high 47 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,720 5 for both of us there, yes. So, you know, let's see, let's 48 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,200 see what the let's see what the handshake's like. 49 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,320 Both a bit nervous, 'cause our feet touched there, yeah, yeah. 50 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,960 And then we got a bit like, yeah, yeah. 51 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,000 But I think I think this could be good. 52 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,320 Like, yeah, like, let's see how we do. 53 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,920 Like say we were doing a festival together or doing shows 54 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,160 together, or you a late night party guy. 55 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,080 It really depends. So I, I go into most things 56 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,440 going absolutely not take it seriously. 57 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,160 This is, you know, yeah, if you're at the festival, if 58 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,360 you're like Edinburgh or something like that. 59 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,400 Yeah, not these days. But, you know, when I was there 60 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,880 every year and it was, and it mattered, it was like, well, 61 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,640 this is the World Cup. So don't, yes, get pissed after 62 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,400 the World Cup. Don't sort of make this harder. 63 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,360 And shows as you get older are just so hard when you're 64 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,840 hungover. Yeah, it just gets so much 65 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:27,400 harder. Yeah. 66 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,040 But I sort of go in with those intentions these days and find 67 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,520 myself. What do you do the day of a 68 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,120 show? Day of a tour show? 69 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,760 I would try. And do you like activities? 70 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,320 Yeah, these days I'll try and kill time. 71 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,920 It used to be that I couldn't do anything. 72 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,600 I could and I would like even have to eat quite early and I 73 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,360 would just be like basically a bit of a wreck. 74 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,960 But then I realised how that ruins your life. 75 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,720 Yes. So now it's like you need to be 76 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,440 doing stuff that is totally distracting like. 77 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Would you be open to bowling? Bowling. 78 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,680 Yeah, big time. How close before a show? 79 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,800 Well, yeah, I mean ideally if I could like do bowl a strike, 80 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,320 turn around and instead of going back to my seat, go on stage. 81 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,760 But it would have to. Deliver a gag then go back to 82 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,000 the lane. But there's another pressure, 83 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,240 because if you've got a bullet and then you walk under your 84 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,560 show, that's going to be an awful. 85 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,600 Show I think that's I know I actually think that's the energy 86 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:20,120 you need because my my vibe is unjustified and unjustified 87 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,240 swagger, right? That's the vibe. 88 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,840 It's like I think I'm winning. I was going to call my tour show 89 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,120 yeah, watch this then, right? That's what it was going to be 90 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,720 called and I bottled it. But that the whole point being 91 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,760 like, that's what a kid says before they do something shit, 92 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:32,800 right? Like shit. 93 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,400 Like they're going to do this. They're like at the top of a 94 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,320 skate ramp and they're going to do something immediately fall on 95 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,320 their ass. It's like, yeah, that's the 96 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,000 funniest thing to me is. My kids will do the. 97 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,560 Arrogance and then failure. My kids will will say like daddy 98 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,800 because it because they'll compete for your attention, 99 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,520 right? And they'll go watch this, but 100 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,080 with nothing in mind. Yeah, exactly. 101 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,520 And then you have to. Relax. 102 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,840 Watch this. And but they've just had like 103 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,320 some Harry, but they don't know what they're going to do. 104 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,420 And then they just sort of like, just sort of like pull their 105 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,800 T-shirt, really. They Hulk Hogan. 106 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say racial things I might manage 107 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,080 but bit much. Exactly. 108 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,560 So that's what that's what I want to do. 109 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,120 I want to bowl it got yeah, yeah, I'd have the sides up 110 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,160 anyway, so that can't happen. Bowl into the sides to do do do 111 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,440 do still, knock 1 pin down, walk on stage and then really 112 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,920 arrogantly deliver the first joke. 113 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,000 This could affect things. Are you being serious about the 114 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,720 bumpers? All right, Because that 115 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,279 honestly, that would have killed. 116 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:22,320 Things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 117 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,480 Because. I've done that before. 118 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,840 We've gone out with like friends and. 119 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,800 They've insisted on the bumpers. Yeah, and it's the guy doing it 120 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,400 and you're like, well, what's the point then, because we're 121 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,160 not bowling then. Yeah, that's true. 122 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,280 We're not. When I was at university, we 123 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,320 went bowling in Freshers week and there was a guy in our group 124 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:44,120 who had his own ball and his own glove and he came third. 125 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,240 You've got to be winning by a long way if you're going to do 126 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,120 that. You have to, yeah, you have to 127 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,960 have a perfect. Game, You've got to be amazing, 128 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,880 yeah, You've at least got to dominate everyone else. 129 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,560 You can't be like just in the mix. 130 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,400 The saddest thing is like, it's probably the idea of him going 131 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,600 home on the bus with the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 132 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,440 You know, And then. I'm just like never getting it 133 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,080 out again at uni because he's so embarrassed. 134 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,880 This episode of the Team With Me podcast is sponsored by none 135 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,680 other than that prize guy. We're talking about Ireland's 136 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:19,600 largest prize competition page Prizes left prizes right prizes 137 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:24,760 centre over 10 millionaires made as in like you win £1,000,000. 138 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,920 Sometimes we're even doing we sell you ones like when in half 139 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,440 1,000,000 lbs Don give me an example of a prize. 140 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,520 It's on WWW dot dot price guy.co.uk right now. 141 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:39,000 Also they sponsor the overlap podcast now, which is crazy. 142 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,800 You could run a VW Transporter camper van. 143 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,640 They're on real. I drove one of those on their on 144 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,200 holiday once is our hacker. Oh yeah, Oh no, I don't think it 145 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,320 was a camper, but it was a big VW thing yeah, you would not for 146 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,760 or 40 grand in cash if you didn't fast I'd be happy either. 147 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,600 I'd be happy with it. I take the money. 148 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,520 I'll be honest, but yeah, how much is taken for that currently 149 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,920 price 40 grand a grand currently. 150 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,400 It's a point. So if I got 10 LB pocket money, 151 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,280 I could buy 10 right now. I could buy 10 tickets. 152 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,640 You'll have 10 tickets. That's insane. 153 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,760 WWW dot dot priceguide.co.uk. So, but I also need to point you 154 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,200 in the direction of our Patreon as William Thompson puts a face 155 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:19,600 philtre on me. Cool guy. patreon.com/T with 156 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,800 Show me at night slash T with me podcast. 157 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,040 It's all on there. All of our specials Shane Learn 158 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,000 series You've got who wants to be a millionaire? 159 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,640 You've got the chase, you've got the boozy Bake Off, you've got 160 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,720 stars in your eyes, you've got all of it. 161 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:37,880 For as little as £4 a month, you can be an executive producer for 162 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,080 a little bit more than you. Put that in your LinkedIn if you 163 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,400 want Patreon the com slash T with me podcast. 164 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,920 The link for both of those are in the description now. 165 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,400 Although I quite like that. I wonder how much a ball and 166 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,080 ball would cost. What do you think you'd pay for 167 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,240 a bowling ball? Interesting. 168 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,400 Could it be? £20 or £400. 169 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,520 It actually could be £400, couldn't it? 170 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,040 Yeah, it must be made of. What is that? 171 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,200 What is it made of? Marble is it? 172 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,880 No. Is it a big Are we playing a big 173 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,440 game of marble? I think you that's. 174 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,160 Why you get to keep the bowling ball at the end? 175 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,360 I think you'd want if you're going to get your own ball. 176 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,040 I think it's £150. That's the other thing we can 177 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,000 look up at the end of the show. Well, so how much does it cost 178 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,160 to get? I think, I think it would. 179 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,800 I think you could get a standard ball like they would have in 180 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,440 bowling alleys. But I think if you if you then 181 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,440 professional level, but I think you go if you're buying a 182 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,280 bowling ball. Go all in. 183 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,560 Oh, you don't want, you don't costume. 184 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,160 Yeah, you're a costume ball. No. 185 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,720 I got like a see. Through one with the rules in 186 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,840 the middle of or a scorpion. Wow, like a scorpion. 187 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,800 OK, that's real. Like scorpion by on a school 188 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,800 trip. Yes, that's got a real vibe of 189 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,480 just like weird preserved scorpion in a glass. 190 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,840 Dome astronaut food. Just sits on your fucking 191 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,240 bedside table for years. Yeah. 192 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,960 Was that what you had when you were a kid? 193 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:51,080 Those sorts of ornaments I had. I had skulls this size but it 194 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:55,360 would be like a skull with a leather jacket on with a scarf 195 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,200 blowing in the wind and like motorbike glasses. 196 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,200 Yes, that's what I thought was cool when I was 10. 197 00:07:59,200 --> 00:07:59,920 In the gift. Shop. 198 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just I don't know where it was. 199 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,560 Markets on holiday, I would buy little. 200 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,760 I I bought AI, bought an African drum. 201 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,480 Yeah, of course in. Lanzarote. 202 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,920 Yeah. And I obviously that's where 203 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,160 they're from. And I love it. 204 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,440 You still have. I still have it. 205 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,600 And I love what like a full size 1? 206 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,600 No, probably one point night. Yeah, just like this. 207 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,760 Yeah, like little ornamental. Yeah, of course. 208 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,560 And I, I love. That and do you play that often? 209 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,800 Just Sunday nights. What grade are you? 210 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,640 What grade are you in? Tiny Africa? 211 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,560 Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. 212 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,360 Provide quite quickly through that though because only like 3 213 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,280 things you can. Do I'm unbelievable in the air 214 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,520 tonight yeah yeah, I can really no, I've I've never played it. 215 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,000 I just like looking at it right, right, right. 216 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,679 But I would have, I I would have liked little trinket type 217 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,520 things. Yeah, I like that like. 218 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,400 Tat. So if you got a lot of tat in 219 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,200 your house like that. Not anymore. 220 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,040 I'm really unsentimental now. OK, Yeah. 221 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,920 Like, to the point where it's brutal. 222 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,640 What's the name of that Mary Kondo? 223 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,080 You know, Mary Kondo had that show where it was like, if it 224 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,840 doesn't spark joy, you've got to get rid of it. 225 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,080 She had this. Mary Kondo had this big Netflix 226 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,640 decluttering show. 10 years. Ago, what was it called? 227 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,480 Do you remember Mary Kondo? And then she was like, this 228 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,400 person would come to your house and just like basically sort 229 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,440 your house out but her main thing was does this thing spark 230 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,560 joy? It's not like I don't. 231 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:18,840 Think taking my wife away, I love her so much. 232 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Don't believe you. She puts the sides up at 233 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,160 balding. But it was. 234 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,680 Yeah. But life isn't about that, is 235 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:26,640 it? Because it's like if you got rid 236 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,720 of. You know my pots and pans don't 237 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:33,120 spark joy, but I need them. Now you say that, but my 238 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,720 porridge pot actually wow, brings me porridge pot. 239 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,600 Porridge pot? What a decade is this? 240 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,080 I've got gold porridge. Pot, I see one of them we're 241 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,360 talking about. This is absolute fairy tale 242 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,480 bollocks. My porridge. 243 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,600 My little porridge. Pot. 244 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,000 Oh, it's not little. My God. 245 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,160 Oh, sorry. I'm a little bit, I'm a little 246 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:53,240 bit rattled by that because this is a giant gold porridge pot. 247 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,080 Sorry you couldn't be sounding porridge for me. 248 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,440 Right now. My giant gold porridge pot at 249 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,360 the end of a rainbow. And I share it with the rest of 250 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,920 the village. But yeah, no, I I saw this 251 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,240 woman. You bang your African drama. 252 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,920 When the in the air tonight for my kids. 253 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,720 No, this is I just saw it in a shop once and I went I need that 254 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,880 for my porridge because I I have a big porridge routine in the 255 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,600 morning at the same park every day. 256 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,680 Every day. See, I think this is where I 257 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,960 marry condo and I think it doesn't spark joy to have the 258 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,320 same breakfast. Oh, it does. 259 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,120 I find it does. For me, it's like I have to have 260 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,480 four different breakfast options at all times that I can go to. 261 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,280 Or I start my day furious and losing my mind going. 262 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,000 I've got fucking brown flakes. But then I'd say you just have 263 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,840 them find breakfast for you. Every time I think I do, it 264 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,760 lasts a week. And then I go, not that, you 265 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,680 know, I did the Greek yoghurt thing with berries and with 266 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,600 honey and all that shit. And I was like, yeah, this is 267 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,800 it. And that was the one that was 268 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,840 filling me up and giving me energy for the day the most. 269 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,360 And still it's now just like, I know that it is biologically the 270 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,880 best breakfast I can have, right? 271 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,240 And still I'm like, I'm not doing that. 272 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,360 I'm sick of it. See that? 273 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,240 Could we could butt heads there, Say we're like on tour and we're 274 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,400 going for breakfast? Yeah. 275 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,640 You're looking at options and I'm going. 276 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,800 Yeah, yeah, but we wouldn't know what you want. 277 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,680 Every menu has options, so we would be fine. 278 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,120 You don't just go to a porridge shop. 279 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,480 Well, there's no such thing, but there might be. 280 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,800 In your house there's a porridge shop, but there's no, there's no 281 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,640 restaurants you can go to that are just porridge. 282 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,520 I am, but if there was, I'd love that. 283 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,280 I'd love that. You don't need porridge police. 284 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,120 You, you're the one going. To monitor, I don't bring the 285 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,640 porridge pot on tour. Oh yeah, of course. 286 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,920 So what are you doing that's so special about your porridge? 287 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,560 What's? Well, I don't like the way 288 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,720 you're saying that because you're immediately, immediately 289 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,720 you're. Gonna have to win me around I'm 290 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,360 afraid. Right, here's what I do 7 291 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:46,920 scripts of boats. Because oats build boats, right? 292 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,360 You know the phrase Oats build boats? 293 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,720 Oh yeah, I know the phrase. Yeah, yeah, right. 294 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,200 Now, do you know the phrase you? Just said I've read a gravestone 295 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,360 in my time. I know the phrase. 296 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,840 She's got that. I don't want to say but all due 297 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,640 respect. You know he will have it, Sir. 298 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,560 Steve Redgrave. He's just start to have it. 299 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,480 What? Really. 300 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,640 That's you guys. I was thinking sort of 301 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,920 Goldilocks. No, but he, he. 302 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,600 He knows bills, but he does an actual rowing phrase. 303 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,280 Is this a rowing phrase? I think it might be, but now I'm 304 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,520 thinking, I don't think Steve Redgrave built the boat. 305 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,240 Yeah, he did, but he wasn't in row boats. 306 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,240 Yes. Or I wrote. 307 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,440 I wrote it was because of. Oats, I wrote. 308 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,440 Well, if he's dead, it would say I rode. 309 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,560 I rode boats. Yeah. 310 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,880 Brackets. Oats. 311 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,880 Just the oats of boats. Yeah. 312 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,680 In bold. Yeah. 313 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,400 Yeah. So your method. 7 scoops of 314 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,040 oats. Yes. 315 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:39,080 What we talking Quaker? Yeah, Or Flavans, which is a 316 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,200 brand back home. OK. 317 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,360 But I'm not completely tied to a brand. 318 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,840 Fine, you're you're open to offers of what you're saying. 319 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,600 Look down the camera. And Scots the Scots one as well 320 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,720 with the Scottish guy doing oh. Yeah, that's good. 321 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,640 Yeah, I get that one. Yeah, the branding and then what 322 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,080 we took. So then you they're straight 323 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,640 away. So you're not starting with is 324 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,040 the hob on at this stage yet? Fine, right? 325 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,880 Well, won't keep relax so. You're not, but you're not 326 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,360 preheating the pot, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 327 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,640 So here we go. Oh, 10 almond milk? 328 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,880 No, you can have whatever milk you want. 329 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,800 I personally have unsweetened almond milk. 330 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,240 I think that's fair. I don't drink Dairy Milk, but 331 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,840 you can't have oat milk with oats. 332 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,400 No, or you're going crazy. You'll you'll die. 333 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,160 You're going nuts. You're you're dipping. 334 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,960 That's what like dipping falafel into limos. 335 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,520 It's like too much of the same thing. 336 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,640 Yes. So you'll go with your milk. 337 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,920 I stir that, then I get the consistency right and then I 338 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,560 will get my frozen fruit. Blueberries usually get them in 339 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:44,400 get that going under the hob. See all of that seven free hob? 340 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,240 Seven, yeah, 7 out of 10. Heap 7 out of 10 is crucial. 341 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,680 Let that go. Can I say that I think Hobbes 342 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,880 famously go to 9? I don't think there's a 10. 343 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,880 Obvious time my wife right now our hob goes to 10 because I had 344 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,040 a custom built. You got a gold pot on a custom 345 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,240 built hobb and you're relatable to the public. 346 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,080 This is absolutely despicable. The King's porridge. 347 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,400 Yeah, exactly. So then when that's when that's 348 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,000 done, I'm going to put that into a bowl. 349 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,480 I like a nice wide bowl, you know, not like a deep bowl, like 350 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,280 a. Shape you're doing is like a 351 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,320 banana split. No, like that's the boat. 352 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,160 Is I don't like this gravy. I don't like. 353 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:27,600 This. Yeah. 354 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,000 OK, fine. I like shallow, wide, shallow. 355 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,640 OK. Like a sort of pasta dish. 356 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,400 I don't know, I just like it. I just like it fine. 357 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,520 And then I put my almond butter into that. 358 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,800 Stirred up or almond stuff. So then butter. 359 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,240 You stir that in almond butter, Yeah. 360 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,200 And then are you putting any honey or anything like that on 361 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,000 it? It's flavoured enough, trust me, 362 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,000 with the blueberries on the almond butter. 363 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,000 So you're the blue bees are becoming hot. 364 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,760 Oh yeah, and they're mixing with the almond butter. 365 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,320 And is there a bit of like there's a bit of blue runoff 366 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,280 into the porridge because of them heating up is? 367 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,520 Oh, this is. This is. 368 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,880 It looks blue. Right. 369 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,000 This is like novelty Sonic porridge. 370 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,320 Yeah, yeah. And. 371 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,600 It's honestly it's the breakfast have every day. 372 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,920 Every day so good and you're eating, are you eating that full 373 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,840 amount that day with the seven scoops or you then like, are you 374 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,000 batch cooking that? No, no, no, I don't believe in 375 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,320 that. 7 scoops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 376 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,520 Was what do you have you worked out the calories on that? 377 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,640 No, I don't believe in that. Don't believe in it, No. 378 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,800 Interesting. So you But yeah, fair enough. 379 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,880 I would, yeah, if I was having 7 scoops of votes a day. 380 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,240 I also wouldn't want to know the calories. 381 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,840 Yeah, I started my day with. But but again, it let it allows 382 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,840 me to build boats. And what do you mean by that? 383 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,240 So what are you doing that you think is building boats in your 384 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,240 day? I just think I would if I wanted 385 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,120 to. I would have the capability to 386 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,520 help build a boat more than if I. 387 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,960 You're taking it very little. More than if I have no photo, I 388 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,760 just think I could contribute more to that. 389 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,120 So yeah, there's no Greek yoghurt builds boats, there's 390 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,640 nothing that. No one's ever said that. 391 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,720 No, the rhyme would be Greek yoghurt. 392 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:02,520 Go on, I'd like to hear it. Greek yoghurt and. 393 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,440 We can cut all this time. Greek yoghurt. 394 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,160 Yeah, go on, I'm not helping you. 395 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,600 Great yoghurt. Former commentary left back 396 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,480 Steve Froggert. Yeah, yeah, great. 397 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,480 That's what they say. Yeah. 398 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,000 Great yoga. Do you think I made him up or do 399 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,800 you think he's real? I think he's real, He's real. 400 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,200 I think he's real. I think he's real, he's decent 401 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,480 for a while. Wait, wait, hang on. 402 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,520 You don't know if he's real. I think he is real. 403 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,320 If he's real Calvin for a. While could you do me a favour 404 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,640 and just look up there's? A lot of Googling to do Steve. 405 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,080 Froggert what? It doesn't have any 3G. 406 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,960 We'll never know. We'll never know. 407 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,960 Listener right in Is Steve Robert Real and how much would 408 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,960 he have to pay for a bowling ball? 409 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,120 That's what. I'm so he's tell me about this 410 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,640 tour. We kind of covered it, really. 411 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,360 You know what's weird? I I kind of, this sounds weird. 412 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,640 I almost feel like when I started comedy, I kind of grew 413 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,880 up watching you, even though you may be younger than me. 414 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,200 How old are you? 38, No 37. 415 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,280 I'm 34. It's not weird though. 416 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,440 You grew up watching me. Are you sure it was me? 417 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,800 Well, what? What year did you start doing 418 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,640 Mark the Week? 201516 something like that 419 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,240 started doing it. You must have been going for 420 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,040 ages by then. Yeah, probably was. 421 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,800 I just feel like if you had said to me you started doing Mark the 422 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,839 Week in 2003, Yeah, Yeah, I'd have just believed that because 423 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,920 I think you're with Dary, you're probably the person most 424 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,400 connected with the show. Have you done the most episodes 425 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,119 as a? No, I think it's. 426 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,280 I'm getting there. I'm climbing that Wikipedia 427 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,040 table, but I think it probably is still people who were 428 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,640 regulars for a series. So I think I'm not as I'm not. 429 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,760 I'm certainly not as connected to the show as Frankie Boyle. 430 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,040 I think he probably is. He's still more episodes than 431 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,880 me, but he actually didn't do as many as people think. 432 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,240 Ed Byrne, I think, has done every series except the first 433 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,400 series. Ed Byrne got on the show because 434 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,960 he was Dora's best man and the creator of the show, Dan 435 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,240 Patterson and producer was at Doras wedding and Ed Byrne did a 436 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,040 really funny best man speech. And then they were like, he 437 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,200 couldn't get on the show before this. 438 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,320 And then he went, oh, that was funny. 439 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,840 Actually, you can come on the show, right? 440 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,680 So you know, it is who you know and our best friends with they 441 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,160 can do a best man speech for. Yeah. 442 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,160 So he's done loads. Milton Jones has done loads. 443 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,960 I think I've now overtaken Ed Gamble at last. 444 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,360 Well. What age did you do? 445 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,280 What age did you start doing that? 446 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,040 I think. It was like 25 when I first went 447 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,840 on it, which, but also The thing is about when I went on it, 448 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,880 everyone thought I was the youngest person ever to do it 449 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,520 just because I looked like a teenager. 450 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,040 Yeah, Yeah. But Jack Whitehall and Kevin 451 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,120 Bridges did it at like 19. Oh, right, right. 452 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,400 Right. And I think Sean Walsh was like, 453 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,240 23. He just looked 48, right. 454 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,640 But I think Sean Walsh, like, yeah, people really didn't give 455 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,480 credit to how young Sean Walsh was when he got on all this 456 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,040 stuff. Yeah, because he was the early 457 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:36,160 20s and like, being 22 is basically being 18. 458 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all think that we're 459 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,000 grown-ups or whatever, but it's so different. 460 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,920 Whereas 2526 is sort of like I sort of know what my voice is 461 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:47,920 now and what I'm doing. I feel like I maybe, I think 462 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,800 only about five years ago did I start going in my 30s. 463 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,680 Was I like, yeah, no, I, I, I can't, yeah, yeah. 464 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,480 I'm not trying to be something like. 465 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:55,920 This. Oh, yeah. 466 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,360 I don't see. You're not just like, scared all 467 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,040 the time that someone's going to go. 468 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,280 You're not really like that. Yeah. 469 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,640 Yeah. Pretending to be a bit. 470 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,720 Yes, exactly. What did you start stand up but. 471 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,280 17. Oh, yeah, I think that's rare. 472 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,960 I was 18. Yeah, I think, yeah. 473 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,320 I actually think it's a weird age to start doing it because 474 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,040 you really don't know yourself. Everyone thinks you have an 475 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,720 advantage for starting young, but you actually, it's, it takes 476 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:26,200 ages because, you know, there's comedians who start at 40 and 477 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,600 then they just like, they're just like massive immediately. 478 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,680 And you go, yeah, because you've got a clearly defined voice that 479 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,280 you've worked on for years. And and a lifetime of material 480 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,120 and. You've got material. 481 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,640 You've got like, yeah, funny things to say about your past 482 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,400 experience, but also your kids and all this sort of stuff. 483 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,760 But also you really have established what your social 484 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,720 voice is and who you are. And when you're 17, you're just 485 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,400 sort of like. Oh, you don't spot a drum and 486 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,280 landrotic? Yeah, but nothing drum and 487 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,800 landrotic. And you shouldn't be playing 488 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,400 that on stage, so you can't even use. 489 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,720 It you haven't seen the end of this. 490 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,160 Your last ever tour. What a shame. 491 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,160 Sippers, this episode of Team With Me podcast is sponsored by 492 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,800 none other than Nord VPN. 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Exactly. 513 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,840 So everyone was always like, you're so lucky for starting at 514 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,440 17 and in many ways you are because you get to get all of 515 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,920 those like nervous years out the way or whatever. 516 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:11,240 But you really waste 10 years, Yeah, being like just doing 517 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,320 stand up and trying on different voices, yes, and stuff like 518 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,560 that. And kind of being like, is it 519 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,440 this? Yes. 520 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,160 And you are derivative for a while. 521 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,320 Of course you are, because you're 17. 522 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,680 You're derivative. I think you're friends and 523 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,560 stuff. I felt like I impersonated 524 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,040 you're doing an. Impression of a comedian when 525 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,880 you're 17. Exactly. 526 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,280 It's because it's like a kid. It's like an actual kid, yes 527 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,240 doing like a talent show, yes. Where they're right at that and 528 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,480 it's still like, it's not, oh, it's obviously not natural and 529 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,880 it's horrible. And also all your jokes have to 530 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,440 be about being a kid because the audience. 531 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,560 Yeah, What the fuck? Yes. 532 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,920 Did you ever gig in Belfast in your early days? 533 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,680 This time? Yes. 534 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,840 Yeah. What was the first time you went 535 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,520 over? Do you remember? 536 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,720 Is the is that where the Empire is? 537 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,920 Yeah, I did the Empire. I remember doing the Empire a 538 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,240 couple of times. No, it would have been a bear 539 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,120 pit when you started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 540 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,480 I probably didn't do it when I was 17. 541 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,800 I probably did it when I was about 23 or something. 542 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,040 So I'd done a bit of, I'd done a bit, but I was still, it was 543 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,920 still scary. Yeah, but I remember it being 544 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,640 all right. Yeah, but I remember it not 545 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,200 being, I remember being terrified of it, yes. 546 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,120 But it's sort of being OK because everyone just said just 547 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,600 go on and apologise for being English. 548 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,720 Yeah, yeah. And I think I was the only 549 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,840 English person on the bill, so it was just all I could sort of 550 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,880 really do that and I sort of upped the poshness. 551 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,160 Yes, yes. I was sort of like, oh, you know 552 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,880 what, I think years ago I had had this experience when I was 553 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,720 really new, when I was still at university, where I went and did 554 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,040 the the Glasgow stand and I'd never done Glasgow before. 555 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,920 And a Glaswegian comic said Cockney's struggle here. 556 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,360 But posh people don't, because posh people feel like it feels 557 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,600 like a character. So it's like London. 558 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,760 It's like you're kind of pushing London, being brilliant and they 559 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,280 don't want that. But if you go on being posh and 560 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,560 kind of position yourself above it all, they'll think that 561 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,040 you're just doing a bit. So I just really up to the TS 562 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,440 and ages. And they're really, Glasgow was 563 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,800 a city where they're great about like having the piss taken out 564 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,640 of them and they can laugh at themselves. 565 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,240 So if you're almost looking down on it, but they know that. 566 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,400 You know that really mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 567 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,160 I think that's and I think I kind of took the set. 568 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,520 I sit slightly similar approach when I went to Belfast. 569 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,040 It was just like just be posher than you are and don't don't try 570 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,600 and gazer it up like you would insert. 571 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,320 I think you're right because. London gigs. 572 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,720 Because when definitely there was a, there was. 573 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,240 When I started, there was maybe like 10, 10 years where English 574 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,360 acts coming over, there was so much jeopardy on it because if 575 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,120 they got it right, they would kill. 576 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,040 But it didn't take much for the audience to turn correctly and 577 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,080 you would hear horror stories. Well, yeah, because everyone 578 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,840 always said, like, this could be a disaster. 579 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,680 Yeah. It felt like just a gig that was 580 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,760 quite normal, but it was a bit chatty because everyone's like, 581 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,280 dotted around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 582 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,960 There's some of them are facing you and looking at some of them 583 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,360 just walking around at the bar and yeah, there's no rules in 584 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,200 that gig. Yeah, that it just felt like 585 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,880 you're going to have to get their attention in a way you 586 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,800 don't in normal theatre or normal gig. 587 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,680 What are the but the horror stories of what people go on and 588 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,040 misjudge it massively and then people are screaming at them? 589 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,920 You basically for summary, it just developed this reputation 590 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920 where like you, you had to get, if you didn't get them in the 591 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,320 1st 10 seconds, you lost the room. 592 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,000 Yeah. And when you lost the room in 593 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,360 there, it became so loud because of the way everyone was 594 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,640 positioned. So I've done it before, 595 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,320 especially when I was starting out where if you got it, when 596 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,040 you got it right, it was rocking and it was, yeah, that's. 597 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,200 The dream a rowdy crowd on your side is the. 598 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,040 Dream. It was so good. 599 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,280 First time I did it, Jason Byrne was headlining and I remember 600 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,160 what I was like 18. I was like my 4th gig and I was 601 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,920 walking up to it and I saw this line down Botanic in Belfast 602 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,160 where it is. And I thought there was like a 603 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,440 fire drill somewhere and everyone had left some building. 604 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,320 But it was the queue for the comedy club and I remember being 605 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,520 like, fuck, I'm doing this. And they were that packed in. 606 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:42,160 And Jason was doing it maybe just on like live at the Apollo 607 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,880 that week or something like that. 608 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,520 Where like that was a time where if you did a stand up thing on 609 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:52,760 TV, you would then get a crowd like instantly from people were 610 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,520 like, he's the guy that was on this, you know? 611 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,120 And then people were that tightly packed in that Jackie 612 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,520 who ran walked out at the start. And before he brought the MC on, 613 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,800 he was like, he used to do the fire safety thing. 614 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,120 He was like, if there's a fire, run, try and get out, but you're 615 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,480 fucked basically. And people were so packed in and 616 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:16,200 I remember going on and I had a good one and I got away with it 617 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,320 because maybe, like you're sort of saying, I looked so much 618 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,280 younger than my age. I do think that was a bit of an 619 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,520 advantage is like they've given you it maybe instead of 10 620 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,440 seconds, they're giving you 20, they gave you a bit grace of 621 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,760 like. They're thinking about their 622 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,800 kids when you're. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 623 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,840 You know, so I kind of got away with it. 624 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,200 And I remember being so relieved. 625 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,040 But I saw acts go on there. And if you're open in line, 626 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,560 wasn't good. The audience just, they didn't 627 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,560 Boo you. They didn't do anything other 628 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,200 than just start talking. Yeah. 629 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,800 And that was just seeing acts. It was just white noise. 630 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,920 They were just doing this. We've all had corporates like 631 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,480 it. Oh God, just going. 632 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,480 No one's even looking and I was even facing me. 633 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,480 They're all just mingling. I remember realising that bad 634 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,240 court, like I thought a corporate was just stand up, you 635 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,720 know. I remember the first time doing 636 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,720 one that didn't go well and I was like, oh, this is a 637 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,800 different world. Yeah, that's it. 638 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,360 It's my a friend of mine really established comedian who just 639 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,760 never done corporates before was texting me the other day having 640 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,080 just done 1 and it being bad, but like didn't actually sound 641 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,880 for a corporate bad. It was just bad for a gig. 642 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,080 Yeah. And was texting me and I was 643 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,520 like, it's like, you're complaining about how tough open 644 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,320 mics are. It's like, you should know this 645 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,400 by now. You've been calling for 20 646 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,680 years. You've never done a corporate. 647 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,360 Yeah, yeah. They sort of laughed, but it was 648 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,800 like a chuckle. And it was sort of never really 649 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,800 took up. And I was like, yeah, that's a 650 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,080 good gig. Yeah, that's a good call. 651 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240 You've done well. Yeah, Yeah. 652 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,920 If you came off and they were like, cheers. 653 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,800 And not like, yeah, yeah. Why did you say that then? 654 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,400 You're absolutely fine. Better corporate. 655 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,840 How buzzing were you when you realised Mark the week was 656 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,480 coming back? That was, yeah, that was, it's 657 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,240 that classic thing of it was a bit similar to the first time I 658 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,920 got asked to do it. It was like, there's nothing 659 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,320 better than getting asked. Oh yeah, there's nothing worse 660 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,840 than having to do it. Yeah, yeah. 661 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,920 So when I the first time they asked, it was like, do you want 662 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,480 to do more of the week? And it it was the biggest, 663 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,520 easily the biggest thing I would ever have been asked to do at 664 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,560 the time. And still. 665 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,960 But it was just like, Oh my God. They're like, I grew up watching 666 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,000 this show. This is one of the reasons I 667 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,440 wanted to do comedy. This is incredible. 668 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,240 And you get about 10 seconds of that. 669 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,720 And then it's just like, Oh my God, I've got to go on this show 670 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,440 that I grew up watching. I'm going to, I'm going to ruin 671 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,440 it and I'm going to be so nervous. 672 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,520 And so when it was coming back, it wasn't quite that because 673 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,200 less nervous because obviously I've done it a lot of times, but 674 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,320 it was a bit like it's, you know, it's a bit pull your socks 675 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,480 up back to work because it's a there's a lot of work in doing 676 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,320 that show. Yeah. 677 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,120 And so there's a lot of dread that comes with that. 678 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,520 Yeah. You know, you've got to do a lot 679 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,600 of. I don't pay attention to the 680 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,360 news outside of that show being on, right. 681 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,800 So it's like, all right, suddenly I've got to start 682 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,600 looking at that again. And then it happens that it 683 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,720 comes back as World War three. Yeah. 684 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,360 Paedo island as exposed. OK, right. 685 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,960 We're in the defence. And also they're always like 686 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,760 legally we can't say any of these things. 687 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,160 You're like, Jesus Christ, it's like, it's almost like a 688 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,600 taskmaster task of do 3 hours of jokes about pedo island without 689 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,480 using the word pedo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 690 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,480 Nonce. No, not allowed that one, right? 691 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,240 So yeah, that's where it gets tricky. 692 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,920 And it's like, and oh, Donald Trump is famously litigious and 693 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,280 will sue you for saying anything, but also he has waged 694 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,680 a war on Iran. Yeah, off you go. 695 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,160 Imagine if he if you did a joke about that and he was fighting 696 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,560 like around Venezuela, Cuba, Greenland and you. 697 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,000 Yeah, and then he says, I kept saying that to the producer. 698 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:18,120 It's amazing press. If Donald Trump sues TLC's Mock 699 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:21,160 the Week, it will be like. But they because he's he 700 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,480 threatened to sue Trevor Noah for saying some of the Grammys. 701 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,600 For a split second I I thought you were going to say Trevor 702 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,960 Nelson. He threatened to see Trevor 703 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,120 Nelson. Remember Trevor, because. 704 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,440 Of the way he DJ's, yeah yeah, because of his Boo Boo Boo Boo. 705 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,280 I'd be so sad if he cleaned Trevor. 706 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,880 Like for all of money. I'd be so sad. 707 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,200 I love Trevor Nelson and a couple of Trevor Nelson 708 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,000 compilation series. Really. 709 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,720 Oh yeah. Wow. 710 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,320 Don't think in the early 90s, yeah, Trevor Nelson's like. 711 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,800 I love Trevor Nelson as much and the next guy. 712 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,480 Alessandro Westwood, double disc. 713 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,360 Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 714 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,720 That's not getting infection. A lot of charity. 715 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,520 Shopping. No, no, no. 716 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,680 No, he used to have my favourite tweet, which was like, it's not 717 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,040 even funny to say, but he just had this tweet when Twitter was 718 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,920 new and it's just him with two big shopping trolleys next to 719 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,000 his Range Rover. And he's in the car park and 720 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,160 he's holding a receipt that is about 6 foot long. 721 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,440 And the tweet just says I'm still unpacking my shopping. 722 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,520 And that was it. And I used to be obsessed with 723 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,880 it. I don't know why I loved it so 724 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,480 much. Every little helps, baby. 725 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,160 It's like a crazy thing for like a yeah, like a hip hop DJ to 726 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,800 yeah. Supposed I'm still on bucking. 727 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,000 My shop. But you don't think? 728 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,200 Yeah, because you don't think of DJs like that. 729 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,080 Doing a big shop? Yeah, someone does. 730 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,480 Doing a big shop, but he's still unpacking a show and no GS on 731 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,200 this, you know? Yeah, I'm packing my shopping. 732 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,360 I could see Trevor and Nelson do more like little shops. 733 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,480 Yeah, he's at station local. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 734 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 735 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,280 Except like, I think I do that, but I do it every day. 736 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,400 It's between the station and my house and I just, I don't plan 737 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:44,760 ahead. I. 738 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,880 Just what supermarket do you like? 739 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,200 Going there, Sainsbury's local is the one that's in between. 740 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:54,920 But I did see recently they were, they were stocking it and 741 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,400 they had a little fit like they printed off a way to stock the 742 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,000 shelves for the for instructions basically. 743 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 And they just stuck it to the shelf while they were doing it 744 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,440 and it had been left unattended. And I walked past it and read it 745 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,320 and it said how to stock the shelves in a low income area. 746 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,640 No. How brutal is that? 747 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,640 What a wake up call. I was like, oh, right. 748 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,880 And so it's like things like hummus and stuff. 749 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,040 It's like we don't need much of that. 750 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,120 We don't need any brioche. Get rid of the brioche. 751 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,600 Yeah, they're not having sourdough. 752 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,480 Yeah, get the monster to the. Only, yeah, it's all just like 753 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,320 frozen stuff. And it's all just like total 754 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,800 judgement. Crispy pancakes, Yeah. 755 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,880 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 756 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,600 Oh no, exactly. Put a couple of Capri Suns. 757 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,000 Out, maybe at most. Can we get Can we get Sunny D 758 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 back? I tell you what, you want a 759 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,360 cheese drink you can get in my Sainsbury? 760 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,920 Do you ever get the wrong sunny day? 761 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,760 Because it was 2. There was Florida style and 762 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,120 there was the other one, but one I didn't like. 763 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,560 And it was like sugar free type vibe. 764 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,760 No, there were just one was more like AI think like a pure orange 765 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,720 and the other one was maybe Florida style which might have 766 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,040 had a red cap and it was I think the one I like. 767 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,000 Florida style would have been the one that's made you crazy as 768 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,720 a kid, right? Yeah, there's a lot of sugar. 769 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,280 You've been to Florida. You don't want to go Florida 770 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,200 style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 771 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Florida style is not great. 772 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,520 That's why they're. All men. 773 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,360 So because they're drinking too much sugar. 774 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,800 Yeah, Yeah. Sunny Day. 775 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,000 Man, that was like big arguments always as a kid of just begging 776 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,720 for Sunny day. Maybe allowed it once a month. 777 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,320 I don't think we got a lot of it in general. 778 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,960 It wasn't, I don't think it was everywhere, but I was. 779 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,360 I mean I'm part of the in Bongo generation. 780 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,800 Well, I know I've seen you, Drum. 781 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,600 That's my stadium. The Bongo generation. 782 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,120 I don't think I'm Bongo. That's a Trevor Nelson, Yeah. 783 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,760 Yeah, I don't think it's got a legacy to have its own 784 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,600 generation. Oh, I I would disagree. 785 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,720 What do you? Think, I mean, obviously, yeah, 786 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,440 of course, but you can't. That advert has to have been 787 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,040 discontinued. Oh, man, even at the time when I 788 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,000 was, yeah, it wasn't Guys, I don't know. 789 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,360 What was the catches? They drink it in the. 790 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,600 Congo and Bongo and Bongo, they drink it in the Congo and and 791 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,920 they didn't. No, of course they don't. 792 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,400 They didn't. Of course they don't. 793 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,920 They're having sunny day, Florida style. 794 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,480 But it was great, I can pee, I feel like in my head I can taste 795 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,280 and mongo now. I can't do that. 796 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,520 So I can picture the cartoon and stuff, but I can't remember the. 797 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,880 Taste. I can remember the taste. 798 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,720 What we're talking? I can imagine, just taste it. 799 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,440 That's a great shot. Yeah, it's a great shot. 800 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,760 Because, you know, but it'll be totally tropical. 801 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,800 Like a mixture between lilt and a bath. 802 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,400 Like tears. Like a bath. 803 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,800 Really tastes like. When I go. 804 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,040 Sorry, got that? I'm Bongo. 805 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,160 Please sponsor this board. Welcome back. 806 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,120 Are you saying are you made? Into it, you don't read. 807 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,200 Into it. Don't read it because if you do. 808 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,120 That in the bath, that's wild. That's what the shower for. 809 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know my mate? 810 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,600 That's piss my mate. You're. 811 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,720 Mixing up your fluids. My mate told his wife that he 812 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,480 shits in the shower and pushes it down with his feet, and she 813 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,040 was like, oh, for fuck's sake. And he's like, how could you 814 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,520 think I'm being serious? Not possible. 815 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,640 Why would you still be married to me? 816 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,120 Yeah, I say my yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 817 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,760 Really projecting. But no, I mean in terms of a 818 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,240 bath, like when I go to America, if I try and order a cup of tea, 819 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,080 they give you like they give you all these different types of 820 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,520 teas. And to me they always taste like 821 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,160 a bath if you've got a bit of bubble bath in it. 822 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,560 I don't I. Am I imagine the bath would 823 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,200 taste? I've never drank bath water, 824 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,320 probably have some. But why? 825 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,320 Salt is just too much water. No, I mean the taste. 826 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,640 Bubbly. No. 827 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,840 I I. Say you put like a bath bomb 828 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,360 into a bath. Sure. 829 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,520 Right. I imagine if you drank that 830 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,400 water, that's what this would taste like. 831 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,560 I see. You know what I mean? 832 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,040 Yeah, I just an educated guess. Have you ever tasted your shower 833 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,400 gel because it smells so good? No. 834 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,600 Come on, of course you have the fruity shower gels that you can 835 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,840 get. You must have like you must have 836 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,640 smelled like God. God this. 837 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,640 This smells like it's delicious. Yeah, I'm watching up until that 838 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,920 point. And just had a little gifts go. 839 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,440 I just have a little taste. Oh no. 840 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,200 No. Well, you neither. 841 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,000 You're tasted Bath bombs. Yeah, me neither. 842 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,960 Don't know what you're on about. If you had to eat a Shard gel, 843 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,240 like if you had to use a Shard gel as a little dressing, yeah, 844 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,440 what Shard gel would you? Like it would be, it would be 845 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,560 or. A question won't be asked 846 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,560 anywhere in the Spotify studios all day, I guarantee you that. 847 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:14,199 I don't it would be some sort of fruit to see like sort of. 848 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,320 Fragonian nutrace or something. Something like that. 849 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,040 Yeah. OK, sounds like you have tasted 850 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,120 them. It wouldn't be the Mint. 851 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,199 That's what I was thinking. Original source. 852 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:26,280 That's what I'm thinking. If, if if that does to your 853 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,880 tongue what it does to your balls, then you're in big 854 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,800 trouble. That's the cat. 855 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,520 That's a slogan. It does to your tongue what it 856 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,800 does to your balls. Good luck. 857 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,360 It'll blow your fucking cock off. 858 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,360 That's what. That's what that one feels like. 859 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,120 So I don't want that. Maybe that be good in the mouth. 860 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,360 Just just use that sentence. That's a. 861 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,960 Name of your next? Show yeah, maybe that'll be good 862 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,400 in the mouth. That's the sort of subtext of 863 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,960 Harry Styles is new album. His accents doing my head. 864 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,679 Well, he's sort of sort of Australia, Australia going 865 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:52,400 accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 866 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,679 He's just because he's trying. He's doing that slow, cool 867 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:56,239 musician thing like that. Yeah. 868 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:57,920 Yeah. Well, I was thinking about LCD 869 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,400 sound system. Yeah, the eyes. 870 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,840 The eyes get a bit smaller, don't they? 871 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they just seem a bit tired. 872 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,840 Yeah, they go. There's Persona where it's just 873 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,320 like a bit tired. I'm just cool. 874 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,040 I'm just yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 875 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,080 Yeah, I will always defend him. I love Harry Styles. 876 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,880 I like his music and I think I'd like him. 877 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,360 Yeah, as a friend. Yeah, OK. 878 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,640 You said you're in the market for a friend. 879 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,720 Thought I was in the running, but no. 880 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,960 It's yours, it's your Harry Styles, and at the minute you're 881 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,600 a winning. Yeah, because he's he's not 882 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,600 available through the pod, but you're on the promo rounds. 883 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,640 So if it's going to happen, it's going to be now, yeah. 884 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,720 I do you know what? I feel like to get in touch with 885 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,800 Harry Styles to get him on the pod. 886 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,320 Probably damned them during COVID and whatever. 887 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,000 And if you haven't are here, like what do you think because 888 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,400 there was people you were able to get during COVID you wouldn't 889 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,040 necessarily got? Interesting, that's a good I 890 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,760 got. Even Holmes, if you get him in 891 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,400 Holmes, you can get Harry Styles. 892 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,520 Like I was at a funeral that Amon Holmes was that, and every 893 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,480 time I looked at Amon Holmes, he was looking at someone else 894 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,400 going like this. He was making a drink gesture. 895 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,880 Oh, I thought you were doing like a frappe or I wasn't. 896 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,920 He was just going like, if you have a drink and it's like, yes, 897 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,480 there's going to be able to chill out, Eamonn, there's going 898 00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,720 to be awake. We're going to go for a fucking 899 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,000 drink. You don't need to look at 900 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,280 everyone here. And go. 901 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,600 He didn't even know the decision. 902 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,280 He didn't know this person. Yeah, just go wandered into a 903 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,600 fucking Oh my God. That must have been a cool 904 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,240 moment for you. Not cool, but like, he didn't. 905 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,600 Do it as a gesture to me. Right. 906 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,440 But even just to see, just to see host. 907 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly how you feel. 908 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,720 Did he do that to you over Zoom? No, because he he was, I think 909 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,800 at that point he was like fall or something. 910 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,800 Ohh yeah, yeah, you know, do do you see when he's on GB News and 911 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,000 he fell off that chair? Yes, yeah, didn't something like 912 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,400 that happened this week as well? Something I fell asleep when GB 913 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,920 news this week, Yeah. He. 914 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,640 He felt he's. Going like that to all the 915 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,520 runners, could you just get a quick point before the show? 916 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,680 He fell asleep and did that thing where he's pretended he 917 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,600 hadn't just fallen asleep and he should have just been like, I 918 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,560 fell asleep there. Yeah, because it's GB news. 919 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,400 Yeah, any any 24 hour news. We're just constantly saying the 920 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,120 same thing. Yes, of course you'd fall 921 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,120 asleep. I don't know how they do it. 922 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,800 Yeah. God, he's got an interesting 923 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,280 life, isn't? He I would like to see him on a 924 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,120 funeral. That'll be fun. 925 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,480 Yeah, it really made. He really made it for me. 926 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,360 Yeah, he really cheered. Was it out of context? 927 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,600 Like, did you know we would be there? 928 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,280 It was, I didn't know he would be there, but there was lots of 929 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,560 people like him, right, Sort of in that industry. 930 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,640 Yes, yes, yes. So it wasn't that shocking to 931 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,160 see him there, but it was it was still exciting because he was, 932 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,960 you know, he's big celeb, big star. 933 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,480 Yeah, you know, Harry Styles, you know, in terms of bragging 934 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,120 about getting on your podcast. But he's still a big name that. 935 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,160 Would be a fun pod though. Him and Harry Styles. 936 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,280 Him and Harry Styles. To see it if he's falling asleep 937 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,440 in that, that's very disrespectful. 938 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,720 But Harry does speak like he is also falling asleep. 939 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,320 Yes, who's going to fall asleep first? 940 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,080 Asleep first, Have you ever checked? 941 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,600 Because I I did this with my mate the other day. 942 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,000 We were at a Spurs game and they're pretty bleak at the 943 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,800 moment and so you're trying to get conversation going about 944 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,400 something else. But we realised, like if you go 945 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,200 on Tottenham players throughout history's Instagram and then you 946 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,160 click message, it will show you the messages you've sent them 947 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,680 over the years, 10 years ago. We've just become firm friends. 948 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,000 Yeah. Yeah. 949 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,040 Because I also love football and I like weird stuff like. 950 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,120 Exactly right all. Right. 951 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,680 Are you dropping Ramon Vega DM or anything like that? 952 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,160 I haven't actually DM Ramon Vega, but we're talking like 953 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,080 Ryan. Let's even add some. 954 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,160 Oh, you mean more recent? But slightly more recent because 955 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,160 it's the Instagram era. So like, but I was like, I 956 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,480 wonder what I've ever sent to Eric Dyer, if I've ever sent him 957 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,920 anything. And you're sort of expecting I 958 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,640 won't have sent him anything because I understand what it's 959 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,840 like to receive DMS and I don't really read them or respond to 960 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,760 them. So it'd be pointless. 961 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,680 But it's just so many messages to Eric Dyer being like legend, 962 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,040 mate, like that was so good when you went and defended your 963 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,600 brother in the stands. I've got your back. 964 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,440 Or it'd be like, can I interview you for this thing? 965 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,320 It would be fuck, you'd be sick. And then he's just ignoring all 966 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,240 the tongue and being like super Yan, mate. 967 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,440 Love it when you do the celebration. 968 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,440 You're alleged deli ally a million. 969 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,120 Are you? Are you fault? 970 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,640 Do any Spurs player fault you? God, no, I'm not in no. 971 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,960 And The thing is, I had I sort of had to make this decision a 972 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,520 few years ago because I started getting asked to do little 973 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,440 things sort of with the club occasionally, like go on the 974 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,800 pitch half time and chat to them and stuff. 975 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,720 But I in order to do that, I would have sort of had to stop 976 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,680 slagging off Spurs publicly, I guess, especially on Twitter 977 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,400 when Twitter was still a thing. It was like, I just, but I was 978 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,040 like, I can't not slag this team off. 979 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,920 And I had to be like, no, I'm a fan. 980 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,000 I'm not part of this. I'm a fan from a distance. 981 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,680 I watch from the stands. I don't need to go on the 982 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,880 picture half time and do that and have who are you charted at? 983 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,640 Me. I'm a fan of the club and I want 984 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,120 to be able to slag them off. They bring me. 985 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,480 No one in the world brings me more pain and anger in this 986 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,040 thing. Yeah, I need to be able to vent 987 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,120 that publicly. Yeah, or this is a waste of 988 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,520 time. That's what I'm paying for. 989 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,920 But I respect you more than myself because I'm trying to do 990 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,880 the same on Man United. Like I'm looking to do a lot 991 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,560 with Man United as a club. So even like in the last year, I 992 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,760 was like defending Ruben Amarim every week. 993 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960 Because you because I want to do stuff for the club. 994 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,160 I was like, stick with it. He's going to get it right. 995 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,880 Yeah like you shouldn't change it for me I was DM and him being 996 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,880 like don't change your formation but you're probably. 997 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,680 Agreeing with everything. So Jim Ratcliffe says as well. 998 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,160 Are you? You're saying, yeah, stop the 999 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,880 boats, I go. Jim, if anything, this is a team 1000 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,120 view. Yeah, you know. 1001 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,560 Your famous catch phrase is, oh, stops the boats. 1002 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:58,360 Yeah, that's what you've always said. 1003 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,040 And that's why, yeah, you've Quaker. 1004 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,600 Quake at times, Man United. You're the face of that, yeah. 1005 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,520 They probably do have a porridge partner, have porridge partners 1006 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:13,000 now because Man United have Man United have a like a deal with, 1007 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,720 I think it might be John Deere or someone like that and they're 1008 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:18,960 their agricultural partner. Yeah, we got crypto partner and 1009 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,120 stuff like that and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1010 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,760 Because that's also a scam. Yeah, same as supporting it. 1011 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,640 Is it I just? Put a lot of money down this 1012 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,840 morning. You've you've picked the wrong 1013 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,560 time to do that. I bought a such a crazy NFT last 1014 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,120 night as well, cost me a lot. Actually, last night, no, you're 1015 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,680 five years later I bought the. Human homes I. 1016 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,320 Believe, I believe that you would have bought an NFT. 1017 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,280 I've never when NFTS were big I believe. 1018 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,520 I don't do any technology stuff like that. 1019 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,960 Ah, of course you're still on sort. 1020 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,720 Of a gold porridge pot. Never known. 1021 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,640 Cripple you're investment money in gold, you're investment. 1022 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,360 I'm also quite I'm century based. 1023 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,280 Yeah, gold is that, but that is an investment, yes, invest in 1024 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,360 gold, yeah, but but that means sort of like on the markets, not 1025 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,720 a big gold pot. So do you think when you're 1026 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,840 buying that, that you're doing an investment in gold? 1027 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,680 Yeah, Interest, is it actual? So is it gold? 1028 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,960 So real gold it. Would be insane if it was and it 1029 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,160 is. You're worth more than your 1030 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:11,880 house. Can you put it? 1031 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,360 You should put a Belfast already at all. 1032 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,040 I think there is going to be 1, it's just not announced yet. 1033 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,760 Because at the minute it's a lot of what I would call like I know 1034 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,120 most of the cities and towns, and then there's some like 1035 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,480 someones I thought weren't real. Simpleton and places like that. 1036 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,400 I've made that up. But I thought these places were 1037 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,120 just like in books about England, like Canterbury I 1038 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,000 didn't know was real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1039 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,280 The Canterbury Tales and then go there it but there is 1040 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,840 Canterbury. Canterbury is a weird one. 1041 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,680 Every time I've ever done a show there, there's the I think this 1042 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,360 person might be a local celebrity, but there's a 1043 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,160 delivery driver in Canterbury that I always see who's on a 1044 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:47,280 tandem bicycle with his like child daughter, and they're a 1045 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,520 delivery team of like father and daughter on a tandem bicycle and 1046 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,200 that So like if you think the town sounds made-up, it 1047 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,680 basically is a load of nonsense that is made-up and it's all 1048 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,880 they're like they're on a tandem bicycle going down a cobbled St 1049 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,240 to do. It's like all of these towns in 1050 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,760 England that have like, it's still like Tudor buildings. 1051 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,440 So like Stratford upon Avon, it's still all the buildings 1052 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,560 look like Tudor buildings. They're all sort of thatched, 1053 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,200 but it's, it's a Pizza Express or it's an HSBC and you're like, 1054 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,240 your head is just exploding. What? 1055 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,160 It's a vape shop, but it's like from Shakespeare. 1056 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those places freak me out, 1057 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,800 but they are always. Canterbury is a great place to 1058 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,160 do comedy. They're always really up for it. 1059 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,160 But maybe because they're all mad and they see deliver 1060 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,040 routines every day. But yeah, there's definitely a 1061 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,800 bunch of those. But there are, there's some 1062 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,680 dates coming, there's some Irish dates coming, but they're just 1063 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,640 like. What do you do? 1064 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,680 Belfast. Dublin. 1065 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,520 Yeah, probably that. So we. 1066 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,480 Cork in there. Might throw a cork in there 1067 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,040 throw. A cork in a cork in there. 1068 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,200 Yeah, it depends if Dara is willing to tweet about it. 1069 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,600 Right. That's I'm relying on that for 1070 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,440 the sales in places like Cork, I think, yes. 1071 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,600 So it depends if you know how well this friendship goes, if 1072 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,040 you'll post about it. I would be more than happy to. 1073 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,000 There we go. Well then. 1074 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,560 I would, I would, I would actually do that. 1075 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,560 I would actually be your friend. I, I think this has gone well 1076 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,680 and I could see those, I could see us go and do a game 1077 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,080 together. Like I would like to go at some 1078 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,920 point to go to the Spurs game with you in the championship. 1079 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,080 But I think maybe for the first time we do that. 1080 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,480 Maybe there's like a couple more people there and then we can 1081 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,120 eventually just have like a one-on-one, Yeah, that's right, 1082 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,680 Friendship date kind of thing. So who would need to come to 1083 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,440 that? So you need it. 1084 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,320 Eamon Holmes and Harry stacks. Yeah, we told so. 1085 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,800 God, what a what a bunch. Homie just for the kind. 1086 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,440 There'd be cameras on us at all times, but neither of us would 1087 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,120 feature in any. Yeah, yeah. 1088 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,320 Any. Press Photos with anonymous 1089 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,680 friends Harry Styles and Avon Holmes watch football match with 1090 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,600 two strangers. They're sleeping and we're just, 1091 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,080 we're watching the match like we're. 1092 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,760 Leading into these pictures, yeah, me and a comedian called 1093 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,880 Lloyd Griffith. I know Lloyd went, went to 1094 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,120 England V the Netherlands in the, I believe semi final of the 1095 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,360 EUR and we were in a corporate area. 1096 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,280 We've got these tickets last minute that Lloyd has sorted out 1097 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,240 through being a Wheeler dealer from Tops stickers. 1098 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,640 Oh yeah. And so we were in there, and in 1099 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,680 front of us was Tommy Fury. He was sat directly in front of 1100 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,040 us. And he was being filmed at all 1101 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,080 times by his people around him. But also at one point, it was 1102 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,960 just before him and Molly May broke up. 1103 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,040 Yeah. And he was on FaceTime to Molly 1104 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,680 May. And me and Lloyd were just 1105 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,440 either side of him in the background of his FaceTime, just 1106 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,640 looking at Molly May like the devil Angel on his shoulder. 1107 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,240 And Catherine Ryan was sat next to me. 1108 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,120 And I was desperate for Catherine to just get her phone 1109 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,360 out and take a picture of like me and Lloyd, his screen at me 1110 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,520 and Lloyd in the. Background instead of. 1111 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,000 My best ever picture and he, yeah, it was really weird 1112 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 because Tommy Fury is not really into football, I don't think. 1113 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,360 He was just sort of there and so he missed most of the second. 1114 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,320 Yeah, he did soccer in one year and I was like, that's. 1115 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,600 Oh, you could see by the. Way I was annoyed. 1116 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,840 Ball. Yeah, yeah, I was really 1117 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,160 annoyed. Yeah, that's my dream. 1118 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,440 Is it soccer, right? Yeah, I was working on it last 1119 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,880 night backstage at the show. In what way? 1120 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,960 We work at doing keeping UPS. My, no, my agent was there and 1121 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,560 she was like, yeah, we know the people who kind of run it. 1122 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,800 And I'm, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to use the Northern Irish 1123 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,360 card of like Patrick Hildy used to do years ago. 1124 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,840 Yeah, but no, no Irish representatives in a long time. 1125 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,560 And I'm really trying to guilt them and be like, it would mean 1126 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,520 a lot to the people. It would do a lot of Belfast. 1127 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,360 This historic relations been false on both sides, but you 1128 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,120 know, I think this could. Yeah, yeah, this could just. 1129 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,720 Say so. So rest of world. 1130 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,360 Of course I play for a rest for England. 1131 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,760 Rest of but rest of the world is a harder 1 isn't it? 1132 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,320 Because there's a lot more to pick from. 1133 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,000 And I'd also be demanding to start. 1134 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,280 I don't think you can do that. I think you get in 5 minutes. 1135 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:36,200 Mini minter from the side men, yeah, got like 2 minutes and is, 1136 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,680 I don't know how good you are at football, but he's really good 1137 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,160 at football. Yeah, confident. 1138 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,680 He's at his porridge mini. Vince is really good and and 1139 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,280 really they really need his. He's got so many for. 1140 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,800 Does he play for Wrestle World? No, it was, that was England I 1141 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,960 believe, but he got on the pitch for hardly any time and all the 1142 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,120 side men, I remember it, I was getting all the tick tocks then 1143 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,240 going crazy like they were just using him for clout and he 1144 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,720 didn't even play him and all this stuff. 1145 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,760 Use me for clout. Yeah, exactly. 1146 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,680 You'll have. Use me. 1147 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,080 I'm happy. I'm happy to I might be to not 1148 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,080 get on at the end of the game, take my tracksuit off, walk on 1149 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,760 John Terrier. John Terrier. 1150 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,560 I'll walk about when my kid on dirty minutes a bit and I'll 1151 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,000 I'll be doing that. Yeah, the Ian Sterling method. 1152 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,760 Yeah, he's played running down from the commentary version 5 1153 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,040 minutes and then celebrate with everyone. 1154 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,840 Oh man, OK, I want that. So soccer. 1155 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,280 Honestly, soccer. Is positioned would you 1156 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,760 different free roll free roll there's no free roles in soccer 1157 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,520 aid. He's gonna have to. 1158 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,040 They give that to Paul Skulls. Clarence Sedorf gets a free 1159 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,720 rollers upgrade. You're not. 1160 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,520 You can play the first English second-half, I'll play the 1161 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,080 first. What would you would you accept 1162 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,040 going in goal to play? No, I think yeah. 1163 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,480 Nope. Your requirements are too 1164 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,600 narrow. I could. 1165 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,240 I would rather not play than do Nets because if I do Nets I'm 1166 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,560 going to have a couple of hilers and I don't want that. 1167 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,360 Although as a comic, I guess that's kind. 1168 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,720 Of thing, it's fine. And I love it's a deprecate and 1169 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,280 stuff, so like you take the best out of that. 1170 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,440 But I think if I was to do that, it would be like, it'd be like a 1171 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,640 Sheila Bay kind of thing, right? Remember that? 1172 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,000 My Paraguay goalkeeper, Yeah, yeah, You know, I'd be like 1173 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,720 coming up. Every day that trying to do that 1174 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,840 yeah, fair enough. Yeah. 1175 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,920 And they wouldn't like. I could make I think I can make 1176 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,640 an impact. I think she enthusiasm 5 1177 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,600 minutes. I actually think I wrote on 1178 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,720 them. I was one of the writers on the 1179 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,640 remake of Fantasy Football League all last couple of years. 1180 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,280 And we would get these research packs on the guests that we 1181 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,680 would have to write questions and jokes based on this stuff. 1182 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,680 And basically all of the guests, because a researcher would have 1183 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,720 called this guest and like interviewed them about their 1184 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,520 relationship with football. And we just get 10 pages on 1185 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,560 Soccer Aid from these people. And all of the writers were just 1186 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,200 like, yeah, okay, you've done Soccer Aid. 1187 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,240 No one gives a fucking. It was like driving us mad. 1188 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,800 They were just, you know, how people talk about the strictly 1189 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,360 family, Yes. And you go like, yes, it makes 1190 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,240 me feel sick. Just like, get a grip. 1191 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,560 You're on a dance. Best thing I've ever done. 1192 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,480 Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 1193 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,400 No, it never leaves you. Yeah, never. 1194 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,960 That family never leaves you. Yeah. 1195 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,160 And it's not the mafia. You're in the mop. 1196 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,040 And Socrate is the same thing, I think, where it's like this 1197 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,400 weird cult where once you do it, it's like you will never 1198 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,240 understand the bonding of doing a penalty shootout against David 1199 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,400 Seaman. I will never understand the 1200 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,240 crossbar challenge with Tom Hiddleston. 1201 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,640 It really just changes things and you're just sort of like, 1202 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,120 what are you I? Want me and him and Holmes 1203 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,440 upfront for the rest of the world? 1204 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,560 I don't know if you get any knows. 1205 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,440 Upfront, you'd be surprised. Technology these days, those 1206 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,480 medical teams, they can do a great deal, a bit of magic 1207 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,600 sponge. When does it start? 1208 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,200 September and I'll run through the the next year. 1209 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,720 Yeah, I think it's at the moment it's going till the end of May. 1210 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,120 Tell you what, see if you do a Belfast show, I'll come open if 1211 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,720 you like. Oh yeah, unless you bring an 1212 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,720 opener and you don't want that. No, no, that'd be great. 1213 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:34,400 I would. I would really do. 1214 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,280 That I would love to, yeah. Yeah. 1215 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,960 Because I do that quite a bit when people are coming over. 1216 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:39,520 Nice. I like to just like. 1217 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,360 Cocktail. Bring in, you know. 1218 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,200 Yeah, that'd be lovely. Yeah, I'd love that. 1219 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,440 That'd be great. Can I say some of this? 1220 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,720 I feel like this going really well. 1221 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,360 Yeah. From podcast on a friendship 1222 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,040 point of view, Yeah, nice. And I mean nothing. 1223 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,000 And I actually think we could have a Nandos when you're in 1224 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,720 Belfast as well. Yeah, if you want. 1225 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think we can do and I 1226 00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,560 think we can even hire a 5A side pitch, do some drills, you know 1227 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,960 what I mean? Get some cones. 1228 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,200 I'm playing tomorrow in London, I'm playing for a team in London 1229 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,760 tomorrow. What do you mean for a team? 1230 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,960 I put it on Instagram on Thursday. 1231 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,000 Then yesterday said well we only got every play. 1232 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,480 From. We could do with that. 1233 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,200 Plan for some Paul Celtic. You're a team of Scottish guys 1234 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,080 to play in the league here. Oh no, from the boots and 1235 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,200 Chimpat. So really good as a kid. 1236 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,000 No. Oh, right, but. 1237 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,520 Or an adult, but I like to. Do it. 1238 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. No, my own shin pads. 1239 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,920 That's my levels commitment. Yes, yeah, yeah, they're gold as 1240 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,720 well. Solid gold race. 1241 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,200 Thank you so much for coming on, Paul. 1242 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,000 We'll put the link for the tour and all that in the description 1243 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,040 of the episode. Lovely. 1244 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,720 Thank you. Very much click on it, but thank 1245 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,120 you very much. Thank you, it's great to have a 1246 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:40,640 new friend.