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Prime Big Deal Days is coming 
October 8th and 9th, which can 

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lead to involuntary deal squeals
like the infamous deal on a new 

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massager squeal. 
Save big on prime big deal days 

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October 8th and 9th. 
Me and these gentlemen are doing

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tea with me. live in London. 
Will he? 

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When is he? 
26th of May. 

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Kerry where? 
Is Islington Town Hall, 

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Islington Islington Assembly 
Hall 22nd of May. 

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Do it again. 
Do it again. 

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He's pushed for time. 
Do it again. 

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Guys, we are doing a live tea 
with me in London. 26th of May 

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Oh my God, I'm gonna marry to 
you. 

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Sorry guys, we're doing a live 
tea with me in Belfast on World.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry. 
What time do you honestly want 

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your heart at? 
12 No, no, sorry I'm late. 

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I'm. 
Sorry guys, we're doing a live 

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tea. 
I'll get it. 

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I'll get it right. 
I'll get. 

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It. 
Guys, we're doing a live tea 

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with me in London. 
The 26th of May is Lincoln 

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Assembly. 
Is Lincoln Town. 

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Hall, Islington Assembly Hall 
No. 

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Islington Town. 
Hall is Lincoln Town Hall. 

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Here we go, Assembly. 
Rooms Here we go, here we go, 

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here we. 
Go here we go, Assembly Rooms. 

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Assembly Hall. 
Assembly Hall. 

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I need to leave like I am now. 
Leaving. 

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Let's go. 
Don't need to go all bracks. 

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On us. 
Guys, we're alive. 

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Be with me in London. 
Whoa. 

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Well, he went as a 22nd. 
Mission Karen, where is it? 

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Islington Town Hall, Assembly 
Hall. 

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Guys, we're there alive, guys. 
Guys, we're there with me. 

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In London, Willie, where does 
it? 

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Take the man, Karen. 
Where is it? 

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Islington Assembly Hall. 
I know, I know. 

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Fuck it, I'm literally sorry. 
I know, I just don't remember 

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the desktop. 
I don't even have time to 

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connect us. 
I'm just going to have to. 

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Go. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with Me podcast with 
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And Karen Bartlett is not on the
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pants down all the way down to 
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myself in his balls. 
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Karen can see the back, too. 
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that there's no other chickens 
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Karen, that looks really smooth.
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I, I let's get in this episode. 
There's a lot of men in this 

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room. 
There's a lot of men and. 

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This wouldn't get me it on BBC 
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No, this is the new one show 
right now. 

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This might be the new one show. 
My guests are Patty McDonald and

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John Zoo, and there's a lot of 
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There's good energy in here, 
love. 

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Yeah, there's a good energy 
here. 

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We're having a good time. 
Can I just say it looks like you

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2 are making a political 
statement the way you're dressed

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And if. 
You weren't Celtic bottoms too. 

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It's, it's, it's, it's. 
I'm starting to see it creeping 

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in. 
There's something, really. 

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Lagging today but then I can see
it happening just it's creeping 

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in the every everyday life now. 
Willie turned up in yellow and I

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had bright green and we were on 
stage and we were like a massive

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Tri colour. 
So Kieran, you could get your 

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balls out again and flash them 
in the middle, or that can be 

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the white, that could be the 
neutral. 

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Kieran's white balls. 
Kieran's wet balls you don't 

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want. 
Green, pink and orange. 

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That would be a great new flag 
for New Ireland. 

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But is it triangle or just Karen
Bartlett balls in the middle of 

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it? 
This is fun, right? 

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I want to talk to you about 
loads stuff. 

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You're about to go to Ibiza. 
Yeah. 

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Are you, are you just always in 
Spain? 

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No, no. 
I don't, I don't hear him. 

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I'm. 
Talking to him. 

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I used to be when I'd done 
fairgrounds, but I don't do any 

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more so. 
I went to Ibiza a few times, but

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only for a few days. 
Yeah, it's not for me. 

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I don't know whether I'd never 
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whether I missed out on, you 
know, it's. 

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Beautiful. 
Like it's geographically it's 

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stunning, but see all that club 
culture and all it's mental. 

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What is your first go to Ibiza? 
No, it was. 

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It was only a couple of years 
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I'd lived in Spain for about 
three, 3 1/2 years before I went

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there. 
Ibiza. 

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Are you fluent in Spanish? 
No, my brother is, he just 

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learned it. 
He just learned it like he 

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didn't like learn it, you know, 
academically or not. 

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He just picked it up on the 
street, like, but I can speak 

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about 10 words, you know? 
You're you're, you're about to 

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tell me you speak Spanish. 
You don't. 

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Cinco peso Grande pallucci. 
Yeah, Pardon. 

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Exactly. 
What is that? 

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Means $5 for a big praise head 
here. 

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Did you? 
You didn't work in a. 

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Fur in Spain, in America. 
Who are you speaking Spanish? 

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There's a lot of people speaking
Spanish. 

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And you and if I walk past you 
would have said what? 

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Hey, single peso Grande Palucci.
Could you speak any more than 

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that though? 
Swavi a key easy here. 

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So you showed them where to hit 
the rim right? 

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The win. 
Well, you could have been a 

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prostitute too, yeah. 
Yeah, well, but that. 

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I know I beat this somewhere 
I've never been, but people go 

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to the islands beautiful, but 
the strip or whatever is meant 

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I've. 
Been there before I'm going back

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again. 
I'm doing an eye before I get 

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too old. 
Now. 

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I don't want to look like Wayne 
Vinegar when I'm married. 

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He's going on 18 year. 
Old boys. 

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Now you have to. 
Do you know about his tattoo? 

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No. 
Oh, what that hair supposed like

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you told me. 
You and I'm William. 

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Tattoos. 
Is. 

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It. 
A. 

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Real tattoo. 
No. 

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The background of this is him 
and William got tattoos for the 

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for the podcast, but the idea 
was mystery tattoos. 

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He picked his, he picked his. 
You had no idea what you were 

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because people were going. 
They've worked at it beforehand.

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The only rule was no 
sectarianism, no sectarianism. 

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If I'd haven't been the rule, 
what would you have done? 

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I don't think I would have done 
that there. 

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I don't think that would have 
annoyed Willie that much. 

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Yeah, don't get me wrong, it 
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to get something IRA or a 
fucking Iron Badge or something 

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like, I don't know. 
But I think there could have 

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been a hell of a lot more than I
could have done. 

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They annoy him. 
Do you know what I mean? 

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But I tried that when I was 
doing it. 

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I was like, I will try and have 
something that looks like a 

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cartoon. 
Yeah, it was trying to be funny.

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And you can sort of have us 
like, Oh, yes, he got that 

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because this, this, this, this. 
Tell him what you got that boy 

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permanently tattooing his body. 
So I, I got well, he don't like 

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potatoes, right? 
They make him sick. 

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He doesn't need them, right? 
So do you want to just show him 

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This is why I got it, This is 
why I got what he got, but on 

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his cough. 
So he got a potato in a 

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wheelchair. 
Williams disabled. 

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I can count 2 potato. 2 potato 
is the quote. 

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Run it. 
I can what? 

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Count 2 potato. 
Williams cerebral palsy dump. 

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That's actually all right. 
Yeah, that's the main. 

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Like if you see that from a, but
I think when you see it from a 

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distance, it has that character 
to it. 

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It's a cartoon. 
It's a fun design. 

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Yes, yes, you know, whereas he 
just got me the disabled bots 

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like it's little everywhere. 
Oh, I see that user. 

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Bastard. 
He didn't do nothing, did you? 

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Laugh. 
I'm laughing. 

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I'm laughing for this reason. 
But everybody laughed. 

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My kids laughed away, laughed. 
Everyone has laughed at that, 

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right? 
Because. 

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William has cerebral palsy, 
right? 

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Yeah. 
He's absolutely disabled. 

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Paddy constantly gives him shit 
for being disabled. 

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So when you turn the joke, 
turned the joke and did that and

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you say what? 
That would always be a reminder 

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of you. 
Every time he thinks of me or 

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every time he sees that, yeah. 
I now. 

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Have to walk about Ibiza with a 
massive limp, yeah. 

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I don't like. 
It. 

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Like that. 
So nobody asked me any 

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questions. 
That's solely why I'm doing it, 

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because people's going to go 
why? 

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There's no. 
Cartoon. 

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There's no do. 
You know what I mean? 

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So. 
People's going to go, but they 

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might. 
Just think he's got family who's

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disabled or something, you know,
and he's paying homage to them. 

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They're just going to look at. 
Me and go he's a spastic that's 

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what they're going to say no, 
but they. 

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Could say that's my sister 
talking about, you know what I 

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mean? 
So my. 

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Dad had a a grenade tattooed on 
his right and then he got his 

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leg amputated, right? 
And. 

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All that was left was like the 
end of the grenade, so it looked

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like the grenade went off. 
And then this is before God. 

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I'll show you something. 
You know what he done? 

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He got a tattoo on a stump 
saying I'm stumped. 

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That's real. 
Got his. 

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Leg amputated and on the stump. 
God I'm stumped on like the 

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bottom up like the on the. 
Actual stump, everybody. 

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Wants me to get a nail tattooed 
on that. 

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Or did you lose your? 
Finger. 

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How'd you lose your finger? 
Bit off Bit off by high. 

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We stay in the door and it was 
bit off by a fellow, bit off by 

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a. 
School teacher A school. 

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Teacher, I know, my goodness, he
took me to. 

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Court. 
Did they said pally? 

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'S finger tasted stinking. 
If he actually tried to take him

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to court, no I. 
Took him well, I didn't. 

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It was the Peelers took him to 
court, but he got off it. 

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He got off. 
When you said your. 

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Dad got a grenade. 
That too genuine? 

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I thought he was like a Bruno 
Mars fan, no? 

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I only know the history of his 
dad because of the songs. 

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So that's why I laugh when he 
says he got a grenade on it 

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because there's loads of like ex
paramilitaries I know and have 

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like guns and stuff. 
But there's this one on these 

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called Trigger, and I always 
thought he was called Trigger 

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because he liked Only Fools and 
Horses, because he sort of 

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looked like your man. 
He was tall and stuff. 

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Then something, Michael. 
Called it too. 

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No, but that's. 
What I thought but then somebody

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says no when gaol when they were
giving him the tattoo, they run 

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out of the ink. 
So the gun that the tattooed on 

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to his arm and Indian ink didn't
have a trigger and he constantly

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was like when I get my fucking 
trigger and they were like don't

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have any ink and they just left 
him for like 7 years. 

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He's in deal. 
So he's called trigger, but I 

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always thought it was that yeah.
But then one day I seen the 

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tattoo with a trigger and he 
just says don't even fucking 

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say. 
When you say. 

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Grenade, I just went. 
Have you tattoos? 

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May have uncovered no tattoos. 
What was your first tattoo? 

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First one was a wee Shamrock 
when I was like 18 and then I've

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got like got covered in them. 
The last one I got there was 

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Popeye. 
Got Popeye. 

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The last one before it was an 
Ireland badge. 

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There you. 
Go and the last. 

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One before that was like Genghis
Khan, Loads of them, you know, 

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got a big turtle on my leg. 
What? 

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What's that you're not for? 
Genghis. 

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Khan. 
There was a theme. 

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Why Genghis Khan? 
He was like a Chinese guy. 

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No, he. 
Was Mongolian right? 

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Mongolian. 
He actually took over China. 

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Took over the. 
World that boy, yeah. 

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But I, I think he's, I think 
he's very demonised in history. 

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No, they do. 
The demonism because of what he 

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done and because he was an Asian
man that was able to conquer the

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world. 
But like, but a lot of people 

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underestimate see Mongolians, 
Jackie Chandler, they see. 

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They. 
See boys who come from them, 

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countries that fate in the UFC 
and all their fucking animals 

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like they're proper. 
So everybody's only been one. 

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Chinese champion. 
And that was Wei Ling. 

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She was a girl. 
She's like a Wee Mulan 

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character, but she was 
animalistic. 

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But that's the only Chinese 
champion there's ever been. 

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But why the Genghis? 
Khan tattoo You just like the 

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history, no? 
Yeah, well, I studied Genghis 

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Khan like and I liked them. 
What I loved about Genghis was 

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he wasn't a dictator of of 
course, he didn't try and 

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enforce a religion upon anyone 
or anything. 

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And he realised that the Chinese
were were like for thousands of 

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years, they were like paying off
the tribes of Mongolia, the war 

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against each other. 
So he united all the tribes, the

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warring tribes of Mongolia 
together and they destroyed 

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China then, you know, and after 
he destroyed China, they went in

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the like, the Hashishin Temple 
and then destroyed them. 

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He said he didn't believe in 
cities. 

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He said cities weren't 
fortresses. 

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There were like, presents. 
And that's what he'd done. 

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He would just go and camp 
outside of prison and cut off 

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all their supplies. 
And we'd have to turn into like 

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a living hell, you know, in the 
city. 

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So I like Genghis, you know, and
I think when was is. 

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He like olden times, Yeah, at 
the. 1200s, right? 

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So he basically seeds them until
they started eating each other, 

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Yes. 
That's correct. 

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They're like a living hell, you 
know, But he didn't believe in 

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like borders, right, or lands 
or, you know, individual 

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countries and saying I'm the 
king of this country and up 

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until this river, then it's your
land and you're the king of that

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land. 
He just said now he just 

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flattened everywhere and said 
humans aren't supposed to live 

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in cities. 
That's it's not how humans are 

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supposed to live. 
They're supposed to live on the 

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land. 
Like what's it like? 

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Cities for trading. 
Think government, things like 

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that. 
But people should live, probably

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noticing. 
That they were controlling back 

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then. 
He was ahead of his time in a 

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sense, but it's. 
Also what he said was it's like 

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a nomad lifestyle. 
So they were saying you don't 

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own any land. 
If you think you own land, 

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you're you're deceived because 
if you want to like build upon a

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piece of land and say this is my
land and you waste your whole 

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life, your limited years sat on 
that piece of land and then you 

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die. 
You know it's not your land 

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then, is it? 
What happens? 

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Is it you find that the land 
you're actually the lands, the 

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land owned you, right, Because 
you wish that your whole life 

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just sat on that land, but it's 
there long after you're here. 

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Do you know what I'm saying? 
So Genghis, he would like they 

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would set up, he was actually 
called Temujin, but they would 

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set up on like a tent and then 
when the grass all died around, 

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they'd pack up and move and the 
grass would replenish. 

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You live me. 
So they would just live off the 

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land like that. 
And the thought of like, you 

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know, turning the grass and the 
concrete and building big walls 

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and saying this is my, you know,
fortress. 

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That's all. 
He didn't agree with any of 

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that. 
And I like that concept. 

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You make them with. 
The grass element they. 

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Made you say the. 
Hashish Temple. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
They were that was the original 

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has the Hashishians, the 
assassins, the assassins, the 

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term assassin that was. 
They were like a Muslim cult who

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left out in the in the in the 
temp in the in the cult like a 

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big massive mountain fortress. 
And for years they would like 

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they would like raise up kids 
and then send them out as 

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assassins where they smoke. 
Was that where and they would 

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smoke? 
The Mahash? 

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Yeah, they would. 
So they're assassins? 

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But they might take, they take 
their time getting there. 

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Like, yeah. 
But you know, destroyed them 

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all. 
You were dead to their temple. 

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Destroyed the whole temple as 
well. 

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Well, if he. 
Took if he cut off their food be

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a nightmare. 
There's an. 

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Amazing set of books by Khan 
Egulden called the Conqueror 

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series and that's all about 
Genghis Khan. 

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I would advise everybody to read
it. 

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Paddy, who's your? 
Favourite history guy? 

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Like. 
You know, like someone from 

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Olden House. 
I'm trying to think. 

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Abe Lincoln was good. 
Why'd you like him? 

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I just. 
Thought that he had the right 

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thoughts, he just put people 
like he was trying to abolish 

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slavery, which is obviously a 
terrible thing if fake. 

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Teeth. 
Is that right? 

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It wouldn't teeth. 
It wouldn't teeth, no So. 

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It might have been somebody 
else. 

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George. 
Washington I wouldn't teeth, but

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you mentioned people eating each
other. 

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If you were to eat someone were 
and you I mean, you had to 

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right. 
So say say we were say there was

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a say this whole building there 
was a war. 

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It got boarded up basically we 
we weren't getting out here. 

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I'm going to guess between three
of us. 

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I might be I'm just going to I 
might be the first one to get 

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it. 
Why? 

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But there's? 
Not a lot on you, I'd say one of

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the big fellas. 
And Karen's going to last a wee 

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bit longer so we can get him 
that before he fades away if we.

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Got one of the big lads, we'd 
all be feasting for a while. 

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You're with me, but if you get 
you, that would have to be a 

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Roy. 
Rumble to see John and fucking 

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Karen. 
I'd be more of a. 

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Side what I would, I'd be a side
order what I would. 

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Like you're like a. 
Corn on the cob. 

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And Nando, yes, by the. 
Way I was told. 

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On Friday that your card was 
cancelled and you had to pay for

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your thing. 
Yeah, your black card was 

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cancelled. 
There's no such thing. 

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No, no, no. 
So the manager in the Odyssey 

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was telling lies. 
Must have been. 

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They don't exist. 
Well, I think Ed Sheeran has 

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one, but that might be it, says 
she and Todd. 

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Black card cancelled or didn't 
work and he had to pay for it. 

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That's just it. 
I was actually and I didn't. 

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Do you believe? 
That I didn't even. 

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Know I don't. 
Believe that I didn't they just.

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Talk shit. 
About your brother jealous. 

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And is that the Odyssey? 
Stankers fucking. 

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We're going. 
In do you? 

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Know do you know the one the 
odyssey? 

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I don't anymore after this. 
That's what they said on Friday.

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Genuinely see if I did have a. 
Card and it expired see the way 

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you got angry for me there I go 
him and I say ask him if I can 

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have a new card because tell you
what to give me a new card but 

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if you came with me. 
They would give me for nothing 

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because they give me for 
nothing. 

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Pardon. 
Exactly. 

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They give me the meal for 
nothing. 

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That's some sense. 
You'd be better going with me. 

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What do you go with? 
Heaven. 

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I don't know the black card. 
I only knew about it on Friday. 

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And what do you do if you get? 
Stuff for free on the party, 

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they could get a. 
Black card. 

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It means you can eat an alley 
Nando's for nothing. 

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It's a Nando's. 
Black card if you could have. 

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A magic card for anywhere food 
place because you you like turn 

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around sampling different grub 
in different places, Yeah. 

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Karen's away. 
I have. 

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To. 
Leave. 

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All right, man. 
God bless bro. 

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00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,280
See you later. 
Good to see. 

439
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The clean balls. 
But you put the treasure up. 

440
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My Karen, if you want. 
Toca bogie mate, take it easy. 

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That's. 
Exactly what he just. 

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Eat, He translated that. 
Any place, but it has to be like

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a chain, you know what I mean? 
It has to be like a chain of 

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places. 
I like June. 

445
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I loved BBQ when it was in 
Belfast. 

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Unbelievable BBQ food. 
Remember when like Man versus 

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food was really popular on TV 
and it was that like brisket, 

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ribs, things like that. 
I love that. 

449
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Lawns you want a black card for.
Luns. 

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What's Luns? 
He wants he. 

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Just wants to get jewelled up. 
If you had that you'd wear way 

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too much jewelled. 
But you said a food. 

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Place I'm trying to think of a 
nice food that I could just go 

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in and get free food all the 
time. 

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Marks and Spencer. 
I was thinking. 

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Somewhere like that, Mark. 
Genuinely not what I. 

457
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,160
Expected marks. 
I was at Marks and Spencer's 

458
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,040
just the inner Falcon. 
But boom, here. 

459
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,160
It's good to see that you're 
you're able to afford in here 

460
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,600
now. 
And I went only in a Sunday. 

461
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,880
I get I get the Sunday row stuff
in here. 

462
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,320
Here's me. 
Well, you're. 

463
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,600
You're obviously doing our 
interview, he says. 

464
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,400
Listen, I sell gear. 
I have to get rid of case. 

465
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,280
I just walk away from me and 
Marks. 

466
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,720
Right, OK. 
It's just started to tell if 

467
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,520
he's going to catch me, I go. 
I love it. 

468
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,440
The gang out here we need to get
rid of some this money Porsche I

469
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,920
will say from a lot moxies. 
Get the 3rd for one Thursday too

470
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,040
bro. 
Yeah, we bought the chambers. 

471
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,120
I used to be addicted to. 
Percy Pigs had a problem. 

472
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,080
Yeah, I like a. 
Percy but to change the the 

473
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,080
ingredient, the vegan, the only 
flavour that's nice is the party

474
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,560
mix right you have. 
To get the. 

475
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,480
Multicoloured party mix. 
Yeah, but you didn't. 

476
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,080
Expect John to know too much 
about Marks and Spencer's didn't

477
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,720
that not not Percy. 
Pigs. 

478
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,120
No, because the. 
I have been like Genghis Khan. 

479
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,040
Loved them. 
The real pigs. 

480
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,520
He didn't believe in cities. 
But he believed that Percy pigs 

481
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,680
like he just was a. 
Nomad, he was like, where's the 

482
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,880
next nearest March Marks? 
He's like, even though we won't 

483
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,000
all do it, doesn't have to be a 
big one, does clothes and all, 

484
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,840
he says. 
Just I don't know. 

485
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,600
That much about history, but 
there's a guy from I think the 

486
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:52,440
Mali Empire and he was called 
something Musa or something. 

487
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,560
This is only go to history. 
I know Mensa Musa or something 

488
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,720
like that. 
And he was a king and he thought

489
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,480
maybe you could check this out a
little bit for me. 

490
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,560
He went on a Mali was like the 
biggest empire in the world at 

491
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,920
the time. 
And he went on a pilgrimage. 

492
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,760
He was going to Mecca and on his
way there he brought something 

493
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,320
like 10,000 camels, all with 
gold on the back. 

494
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,840
That's how they were such a big 
empire, because of gold. 

495
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,600
And he got all these camels with
gold. 

496
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,720
And he was just just so people 
knew who he was. 

497
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,000
He was going through all these 
different countries and he was 

498
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,680
handing gold to the people on 
the street saying this is who I 

499
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,920
am, have some gold basically. 
And he thought this was the best

500
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,040
thing ever. 
By the time it took him to get 

501
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,840
the Mecca, on his way back, he 
went through, he, he bankrupted 

502
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,240
with inflation every country he 
went through because the people 

503
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,120
had so much gold. 
So money became pretty 

504
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,960
worthless. 
So he thought he was the man on 

505
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,720
the way there. 
And then his way back, he's 

506
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,600
like, Oh no, he just fucked it 
in everywhere. 

507
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600
He was Egypt, loads of different
places. 

508
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,960
So he tried. 
And it just made me think you 

509
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,640
can't be right for doing wrong. 
Mali. 

510
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,520
You know, in Africa, yeah, Yep, 
they were golden up. 

511
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,640
I listened to a podcast called 
The Ancient Civilizations. 

512
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,440
Unbelievable. 
The fall of civilizations, they 

513
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,080
reckon. 
There was these unbelievable 

514
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,440
places in the Amazon lost 
cities. 

515
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,720
And they reckon that. 
The Spanish brought a flu and 

516
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,800
wiped them out. 
Wiped. 

517
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,280
Them out for seconds. 
Yep, well, that's why there's. 

518
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,360
Our place, that island, that 
still something I was thinking 

519
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,760
of, Senator. 
Yep. 

520
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,320
Sentinel. 
Island they they they will. 

521
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,720
Kill you if you come on the 
beach. 

522
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,800
Yep, it was. 1970 names. 
The last person tried to get on 

523
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,040
it was an American, yes. 
Tried to preach God and they 

524
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:39,880
killed him. 
Yes. 

525
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,400
On the beach named Adam, Yeah, 
No. 

526
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,880
That's mad that there is a place
that because nowadays obviously 

527
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,520
they're like God, they need to 
know what the modern world is, 

528
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,880
but they definitely are not 
interested. 

529
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,120
And there's those pictures of 
like, I think they flew a 

530
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,880
helicopter trying to get footage
of it, and they're shooting the 

531
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,840
arrows up to it. 
That's class that there is still

532
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,320
a place. 
They literally had Apple 

533
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,240
maximal. 
They think there was somebody 

534
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,520
was delivered. 
Amazon, but they already said 

535
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,920
nobody knew I think. 
They don't want like they don't 

536
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,680
want the modern world to an 
extent. 

537
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,440
But I think if the I always 
think I'm good at talking to 

538
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,440
people and I think if the three 
of us showed up and they gave us

539
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,720
5 minutes, I think we could get 
a bit of a Chuck going with 

540
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,040
them. 
I think if John. 

541
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,520
Was able to get them a smoke 
first, yes. 

542
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,960
Yeah, if John. 
Would they be smoking? 

543
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,000
Would they be smoking something,
do you think? 

544
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,480
How many Times Now? 
Did you ever see that, that film

545
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,640
that the gods must be laughing 
at us? 

546
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,160
No, it's a cracker. 
It's an old one, but it's about 

547
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,480
one of them tribes that has 
never seemed like modern 

548
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,080
society. 
But a plane drives by and the 

549
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,760
pilot, it's only a be small 
plane. 

550
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,480
The pilot's driving me drinks a 
bottle of Coke, and he throws 

551
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,760
the bottle out the window and 
the bottle of Coke lands. 

552
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,520
And the you know what the tribe 
and the tribe think? 

553
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,800
It's a gift from the gods. 
You're with me. 

554
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,800
Have you not seen it? 
And they're all looking at this 

555
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,200
bottle of Coke. 
Then you're with me. 

556
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,640
And they're all like, wow, 
that's from God. 

557
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,880
No. 
And then they'll learn. 

558
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,840
It's like a musical instrument. 
And then it's like a turtle and,

559
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,040
you know, they can like, you 
know, fill it up with water and 

560
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,280
all, like they're all, all the 
different things they can do 

561
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,080
with it. 
But then it starts to breed 

562
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,200
jealousy in the tribe. 
And one of the tribes has let me

563
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,640
have it and that's mine. 
And they try to gain possession 

564
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,600
of it because before then there 
was no possession because 

565
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,560
everyone shared everything. 
You've heard me. 

566
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,320
But now because there's only one
battle product placement. 

567
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,760
Yeah, product you've. 
Never seen it, it's genius. 

568
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,920
Like you need to watch the film.
The gods must be laughing at us 

569
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,080
intensely. 
I like. 

570
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,960
Documentaries that explore 
places like that. 

571
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,000
But I I wouldn't like to go. 
Yeah, you know, I mean, I like 

572
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,360
other people to go and tell me 
about it. 

573
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,800
Of course. 
Did you see that ancient? 

574
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:56,440
Apocalypse No, on Netflix 
section they find like these mad

575
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,200
gaffes and all they're like like
out in the middle of like 

576
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,200
mountain tops and they think 
it's like it predates even 

577
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,040
anything. 
Yeah, the phone is. 

578
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,880
Temple, Yeah. 
And basically it predates the 

579
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,480
the record books. 
So what they're saying is 

580
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,760
history is like this temple and 
how they built it and they built

581
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,960
it for sort of like the times of
year for the late and stuff like

582
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,040
that. 
Well, then we'll have one here, 

583
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,400
Newgrange. 
But there's lots of things in 

584
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,640
Newgrange. 
There's a temple Where? 

585
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,600
Where's that? 
Navin County. 

586
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:33,360
Navin where the lake can get 
into this entire building at one

587
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,240
time of the year and it's the 
equinox. 

588
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,280
So when that gets there it's 
Shane's the late table to get 

589
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,960
right in to the middle of this. 
And it shouldn't like it's it's 

590
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,840
they're saying it's physically 
impossible. 

591
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,600
We couldn't have built anything 
even now. 

592
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,880
Yeah, back in the day how they 
built this this things mediates 

593
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,440
the the pyramids. 
Can you get into it? 

594
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,520
Yeah. 
Yeah, it's a tourist. 

595
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,320
Attraction. 
See, I I like. 

596
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,120
I'm obsessed. 
We're getting into there's 

597
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,040
tunnels under Belfast, and 
that's only the ones they're 

598
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,120
telling you about. 
There's a river under Belfast 

599
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,560
called the Faucet. 
The farcet. 

600
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,800
Yep. 
That the fault? 

601
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,880
No, there's a. 
Faucet, too. 

602
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,720
A faucet. 
You think the faucet's good? 

603
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,240
The faucet. 
Is named after the Faucet River.

604
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,680
It's the most of the river, 
actually. 

605
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,920
I know, but there's another one 
too. 

606
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,040
Right, but there isn't, I just 
said it wrong, but there's 

607
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,120
tunnels. 
That river is under Belfast. 

608
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,960
Well, and there's tunnels and 
you could City Hall. 

609
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,600
Or. 
Something, no. 

610
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,280
See the. 
See the the leading up to the 

611
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,800
Odyssey? 
See the side of the Odyssey 

612
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,440
you're driving over the bridge. 
You see that it's like a tunnel 

613
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,040
of water that was hand dug. 
See the Odyssey island that was 

614
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,040
hand like that was made and used
to have a big thing called the 

615
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,080
Crystal Palace in the middle 
out. 

616
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,520
Did you know it? 
It was like a big greenhouse 

617
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,320
owned by the queen like that. 
And then you could go onto that 

618
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,960
island and that was a big 
greenhouse and stuff. 

619
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,120
It's a similar. 
Motorway, isn't it? 

620
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,400
That was all Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
that was all underwater. 

621
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,560
What would you like to get in 
the? 

622
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:59,720
Top I want to get thinking into.
Top Gear they drove in it being.

623
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,480
Serious 100%. 
Top Gear got cars and done like 

624
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,120
the same as the Italian Job and 
I think they were using 

625
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,240
Reynolds. 
I think they were 100% happened.

626
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,960
I can see the three of. 
Us and actually you would want 

627
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,080
to go into the. 
Tunnel. 

628
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,200
Yeah, I'm not into tunnel. 
I want. 

629
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,680
Someone told me there's tunnels 
on Rundrum Castle. 

630
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,120
I want in there. 
I don't want to be. 

631
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,680
I don't want to be all dark. 
And if there's a wrap there, 

632
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,400
anything, I might have a kid. 
Devilish. 

633
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,040
When we were kids. 
What tunnels tunnel? 

634
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,840
Of course. 
No, I don't want to. 

635
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,120
Tunnel I don't want to like, you
know, be like, you know, the 

636
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,960
guys should go pro on their head
key. 

637
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,640
I don't like Kiev. 
I just want to be able to walk 

638
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,080
into a tunnel and go. 
There's one underneath the the. 

639
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,360
Crumlin Rd. 
That goes over to the 

640
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,600
courthouse. 
Yes, I've been in that. 

641
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,920
But I want more like there was 
one used to go. 

642
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,120
Underneath the bakery at the 
back of our houses and it came 

643
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,960
out so you could go under and 
only halfway up you could stand 

644
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,280
up. 
But apart from that, you had to 

645
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,000
be crawling, you know, like and 
anyone could go it. 

646
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,600
Was just lying open. 
And it was like a river, and 

647
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,040
then the river you don't like, 
you don't like it. 

648
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,400
It's too close. 
To hell for me bro. 

649
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,120
It's tunnels, yeah. 
It's. 

650
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,600
Creepy and imagine, like, I 
don't know, it's like, you know,

651
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,240
you're locked in, like you know 
what I mean? 

652
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,240
You could keep going, get stuck 
or something, you know, But I'm 

653
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,680
talking about big. 
Open tunnels, yeah, And at the. 

654
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,440
Start it's it's. 
A wee bit narrow and then you're

655
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,800
going castles and all would. 
Have tunnels traditionally 

656
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,640
anyway. 
Yes, I I don't want the. 

657
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,120
Public to I don't want, you 
know, the I've done the Chrome, 

658
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,600
Chrome and Rogeo. 
Yeah, I want someone to go. 

659
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,440
Yeah, I'm not a common. 
Tunnel. 

660
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,640
Yeah. 
No, I want it to be exposed. 

661
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,840
Castles and big. 
Houses in England at the time, 

662
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,240
the whole parliamentarian thing 
was going on and the Catholic 

663
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,000
and the Protestant thing, and 
they were changing over. 

664
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,200
They would hate priests and 
stuff 'cause there were some big

665
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,880
families were just like, we're 
staying Catholic. 

666
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,160
So there'd be a priest hole and 
a priest tunnel. 

667
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,280
Yeah, it. 
Goes deeper than that too. 

668
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,200
So I said that there was in the 
70s they had uncovered like 

669
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,720
there was secret tunnels down 
from nunneries and monasteries 

670
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,680
and then, and they all met in 
the middle and there was like a 

671
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,840
baby graveyard in there 'cause 
these nuns and priests would 

672
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,000
have like mass orgies. 
Then the nuns would go into like

673
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,480
a nine month silence retreat. 
But really they're, they're 

674
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,120
pregnant. 
They're not the tunnels. 

675
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,000
I want to go down and sacrifice.
The babies and all. 

676
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,760
You with me bro? 
I mean I want to go. 

677
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,040
To tunnels where the transported
chocolate or something. 

678
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,240
Yeah, you know what I mean. 
Like the one where they got out 

679
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,320
of the. 
Maze, huh? 

680
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,080
Yeah. 
Is that still there? 

681
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,840
The Great Escape. 
Yeah, that would be some. 

682
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,080
Sex, yeah, but again, it would 
be scary, right? 

683
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,640
I've seen something on TikTok 
did you just be us escaping the.

684
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,440
Balmoral Show. 
Did you see that thing? 

685
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,240
Have you seen the video been 
viral of them all? 

686
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,120
Like getting this pipe and the 
mall, all the men cracking the 

687
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,400
pipe open and the crack it open 
and there's a man in the pipe. 

688
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,160
He gets pulled out of the pipe. 
It's like a viral video I've 

689
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,040
seen in the maze. 
Not in the. 

690
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,600
Maze, I don't know where it was,
but it's like I've seen it on 

691
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,960
one of them Really things. 
You've seen the wee baby. 

692
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,800
And China in the in the sewer 
pipe and the to cut it open the 

693
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800
house to get it out. 
There's no way in China there's 

694
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,360
like they're not allowed to have
no more than one baby or 

695
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,840
something like that because of 
the population. 

696
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,440
So people are flushing babies 
down the toilet when they have 

697
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,560
them, you know, and they heard 
this noise and then they got the

698
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,400
baby out like it was amazing to 
see the wee baby. 

699
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,160
We're still alive. 
I'm. 

700
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,600
Interested in three of us at the
at the Balmos. 

701
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,840
We start. 
The Balmoral show and we've got 

702
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,640
5 hours to get to get the city. 
Belfast City centre below 

703
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,840
ground. 
Yeah, be too fucked up for me. 

704
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,360
I couldn't. 
No, that's a wrong. 

705
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,840
Attitude. 
We can do it. 

706
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,520
Yeah, we. 
Can do it. 

707
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,120
My dad. 
Like, don't like, you know, like

708
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,480
all that you know in the escape 
in the maze. 

709
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,920
But he's seen him. 
Like, you know, doing all the 

710
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,480
like going and exploring the the
caves and all you've made. 

711
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,760
But I can't remember now where 
it was loads of places. 

712
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,160
Like remember he took us camping
up at Cave Hill. 

713
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,240
Well, that's the donkeys. 
The donkeys arches on Cave Hill,

714
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,360
is it the side of The Cave? 
So if you look at it, there's 

715
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,120
Donkeys Arse at the side of it, 
right? 

716
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,520
The call to Donkeys Arsenal when
it gets wet, like you'll just 

717
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,160
slay down that. 
So we used to go up there, you 

718
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,320
went down to Donkeys Arsenal 
into The Cave when it was 

719
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,560
raining. 
I see The Cave. 

720
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,840
There is there one or two caves 
in Kiev? 

721
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,360
I've only ever been in one SO. 
I couldn't tell livers to no. 

722
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,920
You could. 
You can climb up to that, of 

723
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,280
course, yeah. 
Must have been mad. 

724
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,159
Shit in there over the years, 
yeah, you're probably part of 

725
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,600
it. 
No, no, we literally only went. 

726
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,320
Up on a Sunday day, like maybe 
it's that he was like ex 

727
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,120
military and he used to take us 
up and he used to go. 

728
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,360
Reggie used to go through the 
trees. 

729
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,040
I'd take the path, meet this at 
the top. 

730
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,679
He used to give us like 3 
custard creams and a wee flask 

731
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:31,840
of tea. 
And we were only like 9. 

732
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,639
And then but you had to get your
way through the trees up to the 

733
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,320
top of the mountain. 
It was a noon. 

734
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:37,480
Yeah. 
Hagley. 

735
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,000
And. 
Then you got the top and if it 

736
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,400
was the rainy day you could slay
there and then sat in the thing 

737
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,440
and had our custard creams. 
That was your reward at the end 

738
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,800
of it. 
Custard cream's hard to. 

739
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,199
Work and a cup of tea best. 
Basket, but I like. 

740
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,080
A firm custard cream. 
Do you know what I mean? 

741
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:53,600
Like it's too easy. 
To take part of it off exactly, 

742
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,480
yes. 
You want them. 

743
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,920
I want to stay. 
Together. 

744
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,040
Oh, you want there to be a week 
and. 

745
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,080
What was a strawberry? 
Custard cream, but it was like 

746
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,960
strawberry cream. 
Oh. 

747
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,760
Yes. 
Do you know it was unreal. 

748
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,000
My granny used to get, I think 
they were Tesco brand. 

749
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,160
It was like a medley of 
biscuits, but we're talking the 

750
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,240
staples, custard, cream and nice
biscuit. 

751
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,520
I get them all. 
The time we shortbread. 

752
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,440
And they're all. 
They're different colours. 

753
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:19,600
They've got the malted milks, 
the shortbread, the Barber, 

754
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,440
chocolate Barber. 
We still get them now £1.50 

755
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:22,880
there. 
Oh. 

756
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,200
Yeah, £1.50. 
For Tesco I can get. 

757
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,600
The cheap I can get you a 
magnifier metre he can get. 

758
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,760
That's what we transport. 
Through the tunnels like 

759
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,400
important magnets, important the
the 1st. 

760
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,440
Ones they always go are the the 
custard creams of course, and 

761
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,080
then the chocolate bourbons. 
But custard creams have stood. 

762
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,160
The test of time. 
Like yeah, those boys and the 

763
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,800
Amazon probably packets from a 
birthday. 

764
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,640
Yeah, I can pick a pack. 
Instantly. 

765
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,080
Like what do you get for your 
birthday? 

766
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,200
See packets of custard. 
Cream. 

767
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,560
You got a cake. 
Patty did the SSE on Friday 

768
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,440
night and he got a cake on 
stage. 

769
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,240
It was his actual birthday. 
Cake was amazing. 

770
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,480
Was it good? 
Yeah. 

771
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,280
It. 
Was good, but it was really 

772
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,080
skinny. 
Personal, right? 

773
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,160
Doesn't look like me. 
What was it like, everybody? 

774
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,160
Was it? 
Yeah, But. 

775
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,240
Not your type of. 
That's just say but weren't. 

776
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,640
Listening to Bob Marley. 
I've never had it, but it was, 

777
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,880
yeah, it was just a cake. 
It was made for me. 

778
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,120
It was a stand up. 
It was a girl from Balandari 

779
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,720
made. 
It was fantastically best. 

780
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,720
Cake I ever had my wee sister 
made it for me got some can of 

781
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:35,480
sugar off really Wonka and that 
was mad like and then what sugar

782
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,640
can of sugar. 
So it's like really strong 

783
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,000
sugar, you know, so my wee 
sister came over on holiday and 

784
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,640
she's like a master Baker. 
So she I said use that sugar 

785
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,880
instead you're with me. 
So she used it. 

786
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,760
You know what she made me 
Guinness cake. 

787
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,360
Have you ever heard a Guinness 
cake? 

788
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,080
No, no stone on problem. 
Made from Guinness? 

789
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,480
No, she. 
Puts it, but you don't have 

790
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,760
that. 
I got to imagine you doing a 

791
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,040
wee. 
Dancer in it. 

792
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,360
It's kind of sugar. 
It's yes. 

793
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,040
Yeah, it's kind of with. 
Sugar, yeah. 

794
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,640
Oh, that makes. 
Sense, yes, so shortened. 

795
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,720
It but anyway, malicious makes 
it makes us cake Guinness cake. 

796
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,440
She puts a bit of Guinness in 
the actual cakes, like a 

797
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,080
chocolate Guinness cake. 
And then she makes us like like 

798
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:21,640
a like a cheese cream, you know,
top so it looks like a pint of 

799
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,080
Guinness, you know, the black 
cake. 

800
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,960
And then the girl fucked me up 
to it was real good. 

801
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,800
Do you? 
Do you? 

802
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,920
I don't think Guinness. 
Would sponsor that, Yeah, yeah. 

803
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,920
Do you take game? 
So we're I was talking to the 

804
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,320
party about I was at the show on
Friday and I said, did you like 

805
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,400
take it in at the time? 
Because I wanna, I don't, if I 

806
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:48,080
do a big show or like have a 
great show, it takes a day or 

807
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:54,240
two for me to to go what the 
really process, how it went. 

808
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,600
Because at the time I come off 
and I'm just like totally calm, 

809
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,120
very chilled. 
And then sometimes on the way 

810
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,000
home I'll go flip. 
That was unbelievable. 

811
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,880
But I have to really think back 
on it, if that makes sense. 

812
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,520
At the time. 
I don't fully appreciate the 

813
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,520
scale sometimes of what I'm 
doing or how good a show it was.

814
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,400
Do you? 
Are you someone who, after a 

815
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,160
class show, you still have that 
adrenaline after the show's 

816
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,640
over? 
Yeah, I'm a bit of. 

817
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:26,520
A weirdo like I sort of know 
like mid show even, you know, 

818
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,160
mid performance, like if it's 
going well or not. 

819
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,240
Do you know what I mean? 
If I'm like in the zone and I'm 

820
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,760
just going nuts in the crowd or 
loving it, no, then I'm just 

821
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,360
thinking artists a second, then 
I'd know straight away it was a 

822
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,280
sex show. 
And then the same, same if I'm 

823
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,880
performing, thinking arts is 
terrible. 

824
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,880
I've done a show there. 
I've done a show there a few 

825
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,840
weeks ago and I just couldn't 
fucking wait for it to finish, 

826
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,440
right. 
Yeah, with me it was just 

827
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,480
melting. 
See, sometimes it can't. 

828
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,160
Be just like work, you know what
I mean? 

829
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,520
A kind. 
Of advantage I feel we have over

830
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,640
music when it's when it's going 
bad is we can pivot and do 

831
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,960
anything else. 
As in you can change your style.

832
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,520
You know, if you're like the, 
you know, you're telling a story

833
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,080
and they don't have the 
attention span. 

834
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,280
You can go back to quick short 
bits. 

835
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,320
I can do, crowd work I can do. 
But I feel like when you're 

836
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,040
doing music, especially if you 
have other artists on stage with

837
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,160
you or you're in a band, you 
can't. 

838
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,960
You've got a set list. 
Yeah, of course you're. 

839
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,600
Stuck in it all with it, yeah. 
Yeah. 

840
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,480
That is true. 
But it is good to improvise too.

841
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,320
You know, like sometimes if I'd 
get on stage with thinking, oh, 

842
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,160
it's not going down well, this 
or something might cut a couple 

843
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,320
of tracks and then say like, or 
switch them around and say like,

844
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,160
OK, put this one on Now you know
what? 

845
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,040
I'm like the shit you know, Or 
even just cut it there like an A

846
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,200
Capella sometimes try and like, 
you know, scare them a bit and 

847
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:49,640
then you know, I was. 
Actually I was playing nice. 

848
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,240
I was born in Belfast. 
On the way home the cops came 

849
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,680
flying up the road and I said 
they're going to stop me and I 

850
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,800
had Podrick and Eve in the back 
and I says we'll see. 

851
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,880
And I stuck it on. 
I had a full blast and he said 

852
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,560
they stabbed me. 
It's just going to hear I was 

853
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,760
born in Belfast. 
And then the cops just. 

854
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,720
Would drive me and on up maybe I
was like AG AG you. 

855
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,320
Know that. 
Have you seen that? 

856
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,160
Blue lights? 
Yeah, we're just talking. 

857
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,280
About it earlier on, I'm only 
but three episodes into it. 

858
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,920
Well, I watched it all. 
The reason I watched it all is 

859
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:23,920
because the the this woman was 
emailing me for about four 

860
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:28,000
months to see if I could use my 
track, but I just ignored them. 

861
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,760
I'm a terrible man for ignoring 
people but would. 

862
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,080
You no so listen I. 
Ignored them and ignored them 

863
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,640
and ignored them and they kept 
messaging me like so. 

864
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,880
Then I eventually started 
speaking to this woman. 

865
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,520
She was a lovely woman. 
I know who it is. 

866
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,480
Went and. 
Met her lovely woman and I was 

867
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,560
chatting away and they said we 
really want to. 

868
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,920
No, I just mean. 
Just just said a. 

869
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,840
Lovely woman? 
No, I bet she was a. 

870
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,840
Lovely woman, like real 
pleasure. 

871
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,920
Normally woman. 
Yeah, I've got a. 

872
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,160
Girlfriend. 
I know Saudi. 

873
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,400
I'm away. 
Window shopping? 

874
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,920
You didn't say. 
I think you were just like 

875
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,920
lovely woman. 
I just, it's like me and you sit

876
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,320
there. 
I know for a fact if me and you 

877
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,680
were sitting there in a Cardwell
pasta in a bikini and we were in

878
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Ibiza, you would go to me. 
She's a lovely woman. 

879
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,840
And I would go, oh, oh, listen. 
You found that my baby, you'd be

880
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,880
doing that every two seconds. 
There's a loads of lovely. 

881
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,440
Women, Oh my God, I can't wait 
to. 

882
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,040
Go over it and show my wife all 
the lovely women in Ibiza and 

883
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,720
there's another lovely woman. 
Look, Patty, with the dark. 

884
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,360
Sunglasses. 
That's the secret. 

885
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,280
To it. 
Oh wow, dark sunglasses. 

886
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,760
I can't see what way your eyes 
is going through. 

887
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,080
She's over there. 
You can look at her, but you can

888
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,760
still be looking at her. 
Put your head still. 

889
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,880
Make sure she. 
Can't see through them, right? 

890
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:40,480
Right. 
So. 

891
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,000
Listen. 
She I think your mom was a 

892
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,600
lovely. 
Woman. 

893
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,600
Yeah, right. 
They want to use your track. 

894
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,520
The one that they use. 
The track but then by the time I

895
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,280
got back to them they said we've
already finished the first 

896
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,520
season so talking about using it
for season 2 that we're going to

897
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,880
use you know when they were 
going to use it there's one I. 

898
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,520
Was thinking. 
But they said they're going to 

899
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,360
have it. 
When they pulled up to threaten 

900
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,440
someone at a petrol station or 
something, they were going to 

901
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,200
have born in Belfast playing out
the car I was actually going to 

902
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,240
walk. 
Out it one time I was going to 

903
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,760
send you a. 
Message both Couldn't have done 

904
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,760
it the same night Or was this 
the boxing match? 

905
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,520
No, you're going to do I'm. 
Just going to. 

906
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,920
Use it as a gig, like coming 
out. 

907
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,560
I hate that I couldn't. 
Use it at live. 

908
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,080
For you I. 
Couldn't use it at a gig. 

909
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,120
I couldn't use it at a gig. 
You heard this here. 

910
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,080
He's called it the live next gig
SSE do it live. 

911
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,320
At the Boxing for You SSE. 
Yeah, man. 

912
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,600
Fuck me town. 
Yeah, that'll be it's. 

913
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,200
Unbelievable. 
The. 

914
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,400
Crowd, That's it. 
Fucks. 

915
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,600
Me, because I you'd have to do 
Born in Hollywood. 

916
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,720
Born in Hollywood. 
He made me. 

917
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:49,040
For the boxing, simple means 
Belfast child and then it goes 

918
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,160
in till Warrior like a rave 
track, but the same idea and I 

919
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,480
was like like I was born in 
Belfast would have the same 

920
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,080
effect because I'm so Belfast. 
You know what I mean? 

921
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,440
It's just the first line of it. 
Yeah, now I don't. 

922
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,200
I don't just want your music 
used in Season 2 of Blue Lights.

923
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,560
I want us to be in. 
I want blue lights. 

924
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,840
I want to be in. 
It's so bad. 

925
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,440
I mean, that's if we're in What 
if. 

926
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,360
We're in Devis flats making a 
Guinness cake with kind of 

927
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,240
sugar, yes. 
We were talking about. 

928
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,600
Lovely ladies. 
Yes, right. 

929
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,080
And then they kicked the door in
because I was selling magnets. 

930
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,200
Yep. 
And he was selling DVDs on 

931
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,920
Genghis Khan. 
I know where we escaped. 

932
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,720
To what do we escape to? 
You were making a. 

933
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,560
Tunnel. 
You were making a tunnel till 

934
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,280
the Balmoral show. 
Get out the tunnels. 

935
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,520
And then we end up the. 
Balmoral Show and the same as 

936
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,120
Jason as the end of season 2 
will come. 

937
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,680
Up the tunnel, Nathan Carter on 
stage doing waggon wheel. 

938
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,080
Hugo Duncan's on stage with him 
to make often. 

939
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,760
And you start doing I was born 
in Belfast, live at the Balmoral

940
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,160
Show and all the culture are 
taking their their brown boots 

941
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,840
off and put *** Max on them 
because I want to. 

942
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,160
Be I want the three of us to be 
in a genuinely, I wants to be in

943
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,160
I know I would like. 
To be in I loved your Belfast 

944
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,200
Blues as well. 
Do you know the mad thing? 

945
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,080
About that when we made that 
like. 

946
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,880
Thank you. 
It was, well, the. 

947
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,920
People thought we made that 
after. 

948
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:08,240
People think we parodied. 
They came out about four years 

949
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,160
ago. 
So blue. 

950
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,840
Lights paraded goo then that's 
what they're saying. 

951
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,880
That's it, I. 
Know and the only way to. 

952
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,280
Resolve it is get us in Season 
2. 

953
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,080
Yeah, I like I like blue lights,
like to just what did you I did 

954
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,000
I what? 
I liked about it was some of the

955
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,480
characters had real depth to 
them, like Johnny McCann's 

956
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,160
character, like Marty. 
Which ones? 

957
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,120
Marty. 
Marty. 

958
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,800
Plays like the policeman, the 
old policeman. 

959
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,720
No, no, he's great. 
Too Richard Gordon. 

960
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,240
He's game of. 
Thrones Marty's with the 

961
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,080
English. 
Woman the lovely. 

962
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,720
Lady the English. 
Woman who saves the day. 

963
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,960
He's with her, he's with, he's 
with her. 

964
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,400
Marty's. 
Character we haven't seen fully 

965
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,080
what the crack is with him. 
There's a lot more story to him.

966
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,480
Marty's best actor and. 
I thought he was. 

967
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Brilliant. 
Do you know who's? 

968
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Unbelievable. 
In it, Patty Jenkins plays 

969
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,640
Happy. 
Do we manage? 

970
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,720
Yes. 
Happy. 

971
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,560
Happy was. 
President. 

972
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,440
Patty Jenkins, but. 
Sure, he won the Oscar. 

973
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
That's right. 
See. 

974
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,200
See, I was doing Pamela 
Ballantine. 

975
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:11,440
He came in and I was. 
She's a lovely lady. 

976
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,040
You're on the show. 
What? 

977
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:20,320
Are you kidding? 
Get dark glasses all here. 

978
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,920
Won't see it there. 
Stick ammo. 

979
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,080
That's the end of the Blue Lake 
Season 2. 

980
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,560
Just being better, Palmer, but 
pounding. 

981
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,360
They've called me. 
Pamela called me. 

982
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,040
Julian Simmons comes in and 
goes. 

983
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:40,320
I can't deny. 
So, so Pamela. 

984
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,160
Ball pain show Paddy Jenkins 
result and he was telling me he 

985
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:48,400
couldn't go to the Oscars 
because he was doing the Hole in

986
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,600
the Wall gang tour Instraban 
now. 

987
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,360
Now, Can you imagine? 
Could you imagine, right. 

988
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,840
You've won What's the biggest 
music award you can win Grammy? 

989
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,200
A Grammy, right? 
But the other show? 

990
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,960
Sorry, I have no. 
Background in music. 

991
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,440
I don't know why I said that. 
I don't. 

992
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,520
I don't follow. 
The system. 

993
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,200
But you know what? 
I mean so. 

994
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,360
Say it's the biggest. 
Accolade you could get in your 

995
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,960
thing right? 
A mobile. 

996
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,760
Yeah, a mobile. 
Right. 

997
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,840
And you're told you can't go 
because you have a show booked 

998
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:20,320
in Instagram for 100 people. 
No, but you know what I mean. 

999
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,120
Well, Polly Jagger's done the 
exact same. 

1000
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,400
He didn't go and done the Oscar.
He went and done Letterman 

1001
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,440
proud. 
Of him, proud of him, but if I'm

1002
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,280
Tim at the same. 
Time I go party taking it off 

1003
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,360
where you go they were. 
Like it's a council run fan, you

1004
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,520
have to do it. 
Think that's what? 

1005
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,280
He was told. 
I was like, I've been there. 

1006
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,080
Do you know what council run? 
Venue I've uncles that can get 

1007
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,920
them close for them. 
What about the Council? 

1008
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,360
Run venue I did. 
Who went when, when we were 

1009
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,680
doing like outdoor shows, doing 
outdoor tours. 

1010
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,280
Just after we were like the 
restrictions were lifted, able 

1011
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,920
to do shows again. 
The whole tour was 20 minutes. 

1012
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,480
Port act 15 minute break. 
I do 50 minutes. 

1013
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,960
That's what it was billed as. 
Everyone knew it as show up to 

1014
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,640
the only council on venue on the
tour. 

1015
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,600
They go. 
So this is a 2 hour show. 

1016
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,800
I said it is not a 2/2 and 1/2 
hour show. 

1017
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,480
I said it isn't the one. 
Everyone is expecting this. 

1018
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:17,360
I went, it doesn't say any 
words. 2 1/2 hours, my phone, 

1019
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:22,240
people we know and go yeah, who 
do all my promotion work. 

1020
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,160
I said I don't have this amount,
the material. 

1021
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,640
I only have one support act. 
Willie was there and we had the 

1022
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,320
phone. 
Any act that was in like a five 

1023
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,680
mile radius. 
Jordan Robinson, who's a stand 

1024
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,160
up made of art. 
Yes, yes. 

1025
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,720
You were phoned. 
She already had the leave a 

1026
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:43,440
trolley in Tescos tescos Newton 
breeder and drive over and do a 

1027
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,040
set because they season 2 blue 
lights just. 

1028
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,440
Jordy leaving a trolley. 
Yes, Tescos, that's all that 

1029
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,320
happened just. 
Slow trolley moving across the 

1030
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,320
thing crisis until I think. 
A race crispy. 

1031
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,160
Nice picture at all, I haven't 
asked. 

1032
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,840
To be in that so bad, we'd be 
unbelievable. 

1033
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,800
I'm not joking. 
I would like to be in it you. 

1034
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,280
Know I I say I always want. 
What part would you play? 

1035
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,200
Well, I've always wanted. 
The first time I thought I 

1036
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,160
wanted to be an actor was 
shameless because I lived in 

1037
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,800
Manchester and that was filmed 
in my estate. 

1038
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,040
It's filmed Important really 
could have been in that. 

1039
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,840
And I always thought and. 
I have exactly the Irish family 

1040
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,360
and I was thinking I'd be the 
cousin from Belfast or something

1041
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,680
with me. 
Yes, but I mean in blue lights. 

1042
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,840
I don't know whether I like blue
lights. 

1043
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,400
It's like, you know what it 
reminded me of? 

1044
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,400
It was like the police 
perspective of like, love, hate.

1045
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,480
Remember, love, hate. 
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm watching 

1046
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,600
that again. 
That's the best John Connors is.

1047
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,280
Amazing. 
Yeah. 

1048
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,280
Who's that Nedge? 
No, not that. 

1049
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,520
He is, but you're talking. 
About John Connors is a. 

1050
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,240
Traveller. 
He's a which actor, of course. 

1051
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,960
He's the pipe maker. 
Yes, yes, he's the pipe bomb. 

1052
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,040
Peter Cunnan. 
The guy with tooth? 

1053
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,120
Yeah. 
That's. 

1054
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,680
Love hate is so good because I'm
aware everyone on his teeth, but

1055
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,240
he he has a tooth that he he did
say excellent and had wooden. 

1056
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,800
Teeth a moment ago, that's true.
Can. 

1057
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,440
I just remember people that you 
said. 

1058
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,200
That I'm. 
I'm watching it again. 

1059
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,880
Love, hate is not. 
Good because it's so well cast, 

1060
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,640
you believe everyone in it and 
not if I'm watching something 

1061
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,440
and it's like from Dublin or 
from here, if warm accents out 

1062
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,600
of place that dolls get in my 
head, I go. 

1063
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,080
I thought that were. 
Blue lights. 

1064
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,600
I thought there was most of the 
cast. 

1065
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,200
I was happy with, you know, like
most of them. 

1066
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,080
I thought they were all really 
well done. 

1067
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,280
You know, for me it just takes 
I'm. 

1068
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,680
Not it shouldn't annoy me, but I
go if I can't believe you in a 

1069
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,280
role. 
Yeah, I struggled. 

1070
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,880
In to get the. 
Whole thing, yeah, but I always.

1071
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:38,240
Felt that with in love here to 
the member John Boy his accent 

1072
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,560
slightly threw me off Ian Gill 
because. 

1073
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,200
He's yes. 
It's like like. 

1074
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,520
He would go like, come on now, 
you want to bite you or 

1075
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,200
something like, I don't know. 
It was a bit like, you know what

1076
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,520
I mean? 
I'm just and he played. 

1077
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,560
Queer as folk, pardon. 
Queer as folk. 

1078
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:57,480
Yes, yeah, that's how you. 
Started any Game of Thrones and 

1079
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,680
loads of stuff. 
I hate him. 

1080
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,200
And Game of Thrones. 
Little finger. 

1081
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,080
And he's. 
Fucking. 

1082
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,280
Little finger he stole Paddy's 
nickname. 

1083
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,560
No way. 
Why didn't? 

1084
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,040
The sauce that obviously fucking
little finger if you don't. 

1085
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,600
Blue late, you should play a 
pastor. 

1086
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,120
I would love to see you playing 
a pastor, a street pastor. 

1087
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,160
No, no, like a. 
Pastor of like a like a 

1088
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,960
Pentecostal church or something?
Yeah, but why? 

1089
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,480
Because there is no Pentecostal 
churches and blue lights. 

1090
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,840
No, but they can't be. 
And then what? 

1091
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,600
Happens, but you could be like. 
Rolling a racket, do you know 

1092
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,360
what I mean? 
So you live like a double leaf? 

1093
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,560
So you're rubbing? 
I think it'd be a great cat out 

1094
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,600
of the Tabernacle. 
Or something and they could 

1095
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,840
shoot you. 
I could be pastor. 

1096
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,720
McConnell's son or something 
like that. 

1097
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,240
See. 
You doing? 

1098
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,320
A few. 
Like see you doing a few raps on

1099
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,960
stage like as a thing and then 
they're in a new a rapping 

1100
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,400
pastor. 
I think it'd be great. 

1101
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,440
And then he's. 
Also affiliated with the crime 

1102
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,040
family, Yeah. 
For man and. 

1103
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,200
The drugs. 
Into the church and I. 

1104
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,840
Play like I'm like one of the 
altar boy. 

1105
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,920
Yes, I'm the. 
Old altar boy. 

1106
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,440
I'm like the oldest altar boy 
and they're like Belfast. 

1107
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,880
No way he should still be doing 
this. 

1108
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,280
I don't think Pentecostal 
churches have altar boys, but we

1109
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,720
can definitely this one goes 
and. 

1110
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,720
Under my cloak is the like my 
Kip or whatever. 

1111
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:13,280
I have Kip gear, I have all 
round Kip and I've got gear in 

1112
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,440
them and then I bring it 
outside. 

1113
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,320
If you have him. 
If you ever smuggled gear. 

1114
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,480
And deal with a concert or 
anything. 

1115
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,720
Look at me, you wouldn't do it. 
I smuggled hummus in. 

1116
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,680
There, you wouldn't. 
You wouldn't. 

1117
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,840
Do it under a cap thrust me. 
Well, it could be a quite. 

1118
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,880
A good this guy's people will be
like, there's no way he's got a 

1119
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,120
Cape, he's done that gear 
already made-up here. 

1120
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,240
Well, back in the day when? 
You took ease. 

1121
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,400
It was under your force. 
Can they? 

1122
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,600
Well then I'm. 
Fucked, yeah. 

1123
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,400
Jane got 1. 
You were no good in a rive. 

1124
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,040
It wouldn't make me. 
Reconsider, but I'm glad I don't

1125
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,560
have it. 
But you would really put it in 

1126
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,920
foreskin or under a coin ring. 
Definitely do it under the. 

1127
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,960
Coin ring if it's an option 
between those two, probably go 

1128
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,760
under the coin ring. 
I was like. 

1129
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,400
I don't really like wear coin 
rings. 

1130
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,480
But one of my mates had to. 
Put it in, Yeah. 

1131
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,720
How big is your foreskin? 
It's like a rock shack. 

1132
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,200
How many were you? 
How? 

1133
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,520
Many were you expected to get 
in? 

1134
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,520
I never done this. 
I'm only telling you what was. 

1135
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,200
Done right. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

1136
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:19,160
yeah. 
I took them before I went in. 

1137
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,480
I remember. 
In Energy 106 disco someone 

1138
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,800
bringing in Malibu and I was mad
though. 

1139
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,800
Yeah, over. 
They were the head kisses. 

1140
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,240
Oh, why? 
Where was this energy? 

1141
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,880
One was the non ice ball. 
Yeah, I know. 

1142
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,720
That was definitely the modest 
thing that happened. 

1143
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,680
One of the best nights of my 
life. 

1144
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,120
Yeah, it was, only it wasn't 
easy. 

1145
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,720
Did you smoke it in the shampoo 
bottle? 

1146
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,360
I got suspect if I show up and 
go alright, just walk. 

1147
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,120
A bit of head and shoulders 
brought fog in the. 

1148
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,600
School and a champy bottle, 
right? 

1149
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,000
And they were. 
Sick. 

1150
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,760
Not because of the father, 
because it was. 

1151
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:58,480
Should have gone no more 10 
blown bubbles. 

1152
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:04,400
I've never even even like 
bringing drink deal when at the 

1153
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,080
bottom, you know, smuggle it. 
I would get like I'd get 

1154
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,240
flustered about that. 
Like is it do Protestants? 

1155
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,280
Do that too. 
I'm not proximate. 

1156
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,000
So I don't know William, I'm no,
I'm of no reason to my. 

1157
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,240
Brother's Web. 
Did you? 

1158
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:21,720
What kind of drink I but still 
turn around. 

1159
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,720
Not like a wee weird. 
Oh, you know, did you have a hip

1160
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,280
flask? 
And his foreskin I. 

1161
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,320
Didn't. 
And did you drink from? 

1162
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,680
It was Willie. 
Drunk your bro's red. 

1163
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,080
Blocked. 
That's disrespectful. 

1164
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,000
In it, it was just that one. 
One stage like and I wasn't 

1165
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,080
drinking because I'm running 
after my kids only so I was 

1166
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,720
melted by about half a lamb and 
I seen him. 

1167
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,160
I've got sent videos of you by 
the Bond. 

1168
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,760
And I sent the. 
Photo like a picture of him 

1169
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,960
getting the picture taken. 
He has a you have a tongue like 

1170
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,560
a deck. 
Pardon. 

1171
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,800
He has a. 
Tongue like a deck, like a Swear

1172
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,400
to God, I'll choose the picture.
It looks like a wee knob coming 

1173
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,240
into your mouth. 
To be fair, that might have 

1174
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,920
been. 
But and then and. 

1175
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,160
Then I was like, well, we'll 
have the William. 

1176
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:08,440
We stayed and the hotel was how 
many minutes away from your 

1177
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,840
house? 
Last minute book the. 

1178
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,040
Room.com. 
That's a long website. 

1179
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:21,080
You are. 
So taxi or 100? 

1180
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:25,120
What's this man? 
No borrowed away man, he just. 

1181
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,640
Bought a 75 LB T-shirt there. 
Is that right? 

1182
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,760
Yeah. 
He must come in the pay. 

1183
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,640
Off huh? 
Really bad T-shirt he. 

1184
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,840
Got someone in Belfast? 
Didn't. 

1185
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,040
It so see me. 
No. 

1186
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,640
He's making a. 
Joke anyway. 

1187
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:45,960
What was What was your most 
recent extravagant purchase or 

1188
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,440
something you went I you 
something you treated yourself 

1189
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,240
to Windows? 
10 ground on windows being 

1190
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:56,120
serious. 
Did you get antivirus? 

1191
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:01,520
Free Boot no. 10. 
Ground on windows, double glaze 

1192
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,720
thing in the middle. 
You can go up and down. 

1193
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,160
No, no, not a size. 
Window. 

1194
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,120
No, you wouldn't. 
No. 

1195
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,320
He done that the T. 
Of that joke. 

1196
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,600
And ground on windows. 
And that's a treat, that. 

1197
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:22,720
Was a treat. 
Though but like I mean for. 

1198
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,440
Your show you're a nice jacket 
for your show Yeah, on the day 

1199
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,480
of the show. 
I love that. 

1200
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,680
I love getting something on the 
day of a show for the show I got

1201
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,080
the day before but. 
That's OK. 

1202
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,280
We'll say it's a day. 
Just for this and you treat. 

1203
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,560
Yourself. 
Any nice recent what? 

1204
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,320
A barista. 
Bar there that expensive? 

1205
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,920
What do you mean like the like? 
The the button machine No no. 

1206
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,800
Not the machine. 
I wish I got the machine. 

1207
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,160
Just a coffee. 
All right. 

1208
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,360
Nice bag. 
Large, You know, 2 flat whites 

1209
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,560
in the one you know. 
Now we. 

1210
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,520
We talked about this before. 
See if you get a regular 

1211
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,640
Americana with it, you can get a
large and do a small cup. 

1212
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,920
Yeah, standard pro. 
Obvious. 

1213
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,000
See when I do. 
That the adrenaline rush I get 

1214
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:06,000
terrify. 
I worked on the site. 

1215
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,360
In the town, the student 
accommodation, right. 

1216
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,200
And if you bought 10 coffees, 
you got a free one. 

1217
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,640
Yeah, I bought a stamp. 
Yeah, you're AG. 

1218
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:18,040
I sent away. 
For the stamp and every day. 

1219
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,480
Came. 
In and the guy was like, how do 

1220
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,040
you have so many? 
I said I drive everybody into 

1221
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,360
work every morning. 
All my men work and that's it. 

1222
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,360
So I got and he was like right 
and I had free coffee for a year

1223
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,560
and a half right, right. 
Yeah. 

1224
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,640
Cost me a fiver. 
From Etsy or something? 

1225
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,840
Yep, Stamp. 
I love that. 

1226
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,840
Because no one's losing sparring
going to miss it, yeah. 

1227
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,520
I mean it cost almost. 12 P for 
a cup of coffee. 

1228
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,800
So I was, I was stealing 12 P 
often, yeah. 

1229
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,600
You're not stealing. 
It either you know what I mean. 

1230
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,440
It's like using your head. 
Exactly. 

1231
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,200
Listen. 
Not only that. 

1232
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:50,880
They. 
Want a wee? 

1233
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,120
Card with 10 stamps on it. 
Yeah. 

1234
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,080
So they don't care how you've 
got that card with 10 stamps, 

1235
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,880
They just want that card with 10
stamps. 

1236
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,240
It was near. 
Enough going to have to start 

1237
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,160
ordering cards because then 
somebody clicked on that. 

1238
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,120
I'd done that and was like, I'm 
going to tell them, unless you 

1239
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,800
get me a coffee too, right? 
I stroked the fish pen out of 

1240
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,200
the aquarium on a school trip 
and cried on the way home. 

1241
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,920
Did you? 
Yeah, like, not like full tiers,

1242
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,680
just like Sinead O'Connor. 
And not conversion. 

1243
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:21,440
Caffeine Nero years ago leaned 
over and robbed the stamp pen. 

1244
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,040
That's a we at. 
Different last we at a level up 

1245
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,800
from him to take it from the 
shops I bought from that he. 

1246
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,640
Had the decency to go. 
On Etsy him. 

1247
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,440
But no, he took it. 
From the shop. 

1248
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,160
That's what he did. 
Bad boy. 

1249
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,680
Yeah, that's. 
That's the. 

1250
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,400
Whole thing that kicks it off. 
His mate stays a stamp with 

1251
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,480
caffeine Nero. 
And then they investigate us and

1252
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:43,080
then that's how that's all we. 
Just wrote the second. 

1253
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,920
Yeah, I was with a fellow. 
There, all right. 

1254
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,880
I was not incriminated in any 
way, just for anyone to know. 

1255
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,360
But we're in, we're in, we're 
going to. 

1256
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,800
And this is years and years ago 
because I've made a pact and I'd

1257
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,680
never go to McDonald's ever 
again, you know, for like 

1258
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,720
coffees or anything at 
McDonald's here in Manchester. 

1259
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,840
Who did you make the pact with? 
My wee daughter but. 

1260
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,080
She broke it. 
She's. 

1261
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,280
She's like. 
Daddy. 

1262
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,800
Explorer. 
I had never eat a McDonald's 

1263
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:16,000
again. 
But I stuck to my I just needed 

1264
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,360
five guys me, you know, and but 
anyway, we used to go to 

1265
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,080
McDonald's all the time for 
coffees. 

1266
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:26,520
And I says I heard that the 
police, they get their coffees 

1267
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,840
for free, you know, a mantra 
from McDonald's. 

1268
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,040
And then we pulled in. 
The police would always be 

1269
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,320
around McDonald's. 
And then we pulled in and there 

1270
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,240
was the police, you know, right 
in front of us in the drive 

1271
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,840
through. 
So my mate wends the window down

1272
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,560
and listens. 
And the policeman in front then 

1273
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,680
goes, yes, we'll have our two 
latte and two caramel latter's 

1274
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,200
please. 
And that look at and the one 

1275
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,480
goes, yes, OK, officers now come
on round. 

1276
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,400
No. 
So then my mate winks, OK. 

1277
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,760
And then we get to the to the 
thing, you know, and he goes 

1278
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,240
same as my colleagues in front. 
Right. 

1279
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,200
And she? 
Goes okay no worries so he 

1280
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,120
drives around you know and I've 
then like you said I started 

1281
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,320
thinking hold on this could go 
wrong here you know if they say 

1282
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,560
they reviews behind us no I 
think we'd get arrested here no.

1283
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,800
Personating an officer you know.
For coffee and also thinking oh 

1284
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,280
shit so then next time I love 
the. 

1285
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,040
Next thing anyway. 
The pass it in, you know, and 

1286
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,600
then the look at us, you know, 
so I've sat there with a seat 

1287
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,080
belt on. 
So I looked at the, you know, 

1288
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,920
the McDonald's worker and he 
looks at us and like Roger 

1289
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,600
61936, you know, thank you, you 
know, like that. 

1290
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,160
And then she was like, you know,
I say. 

1291
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,480
This guy talking. 
Into a seat belt, yeah. 

1292
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:47,280
Just give them the coffee. 
Come. 

1293
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:51,000
On We've got to go away. 
We've got it, we've got it. 2291

1294
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,480
what? 
That you're saying like about 

1295
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,680
that was in Manchester, like at 
the McDonald's, the place were 

1296
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,640
around. 
See, did you what was the what 

1297
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,760
was the wildest moment you ever 
witnessed at like a rap event 

1298
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,960
like in Manchester? 
Like were you ever on stage and 

1299
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,840
there was like a raid or like 
something kicked off? 

1300
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,280
Was there a moment you've been 
scared on stage talking about 

1301
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,600
it? 
The other night when the man I 

1302
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,920
laughed yesterday on the phone 
to my man that says, can you 

1303
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,160
remember Joshua Brooks? 
And he was a big fat rapper 

1304
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,040
called analyst. 
He was a maniac. 

1305
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,840
He was he was like a proper 
alcoholic, you know, terrible 

1306
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:26,960
like big massive fella. 
And he loved like crazy rap. 

1307
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,880
You know, he would just think of
the most wildest shit the, you 

1308
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,000
know, like shark people. 
There was this fella and he was 

1309
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,280
just listening to him rapping. 
He just walked on and just 

1310
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,600
knocked him clean out while he 
was rapping the event based on 

1311
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,080
something he'd. 
Said I don't know what it was, I

1312
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,120
think. 
I think he had said something 

1313
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,600
outside to someone else or 
something. 

1314
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,600
The guy was like a Raven 
alcoholic, like Give of Me, but 

1315
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,640
he was like a big, like he was 
actually a good rapper to 

1316
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,640
believe it or not, you know, he 
was actually good, but he was on

1317
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,600
stage rapping. 
The big foul just comes over. 

1318
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,760
Danked them one time, you know, 
I'll tell you another one. 

1319
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,720
I went there. 
This is a funny one. 

1320
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:08,200
I went the Blackpool and it was 
just me and my mate and asked me

1321
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,760
to perform and it was there 
rapping. 

1322
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,960
And next thing this big fella 
came in and there was wasn't 

1323
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,920
many others, about 50 people at 
it and there was this fella at 

1324
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,840
the back and he kept on like 
heckling me and all you know, 

1325
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,840
and like like mocking me and 
shit you with me rapping you 

1326
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,360
know, and like shouting you with
me. 

1327
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,640
It was like putting me off. 
So I looked at him and all and 

1328
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:31,880
he says you might be quiet and 
all you you know, or I won't be 

1329
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,240
rapping, we'll be fighting. 
So I'll be watching me fighting,

1330
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,080
you know, instead of rapping. 
And then like, he'd come right 

1331
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,080
over to me, you know, and he was
like, what? 

1332
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,120
No. 
And then I started rapping and I

1333
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,600
like putting my face into his, 
you know, mine was rapping and I

1334
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,760
was like getting angry. 
And he kept on saying stuff. 

1335
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,200
So I finished my set and as soon
as I finished the set, he'd come

1336
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,000
over to me. 
But I thought he was going to 

1337
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,080
attack me. 
So I just bottled him with me 

1338
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,840
and he dropped like, And then I 
walked over and says, mate, I 

1339
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,480
think it's going to be there's 
like, there's a load of them 

1340
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,800
there. 
And this is in a different city 

1341
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,600
and shit, you're with me. 
So I says to the bar lady gives 

1342
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,320
2 bottles of Wicked, there you 
have me. 

1343
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,440
So I have two bottles. 
I think it's going to go off in 

1344
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,200
here. 
The next thing the big fella 

1345
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,640
comes over and goes, did you 
just hit one of my workers? 

1346
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,680
No, I heard you just punched one
of my workers. 

1347
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,960
I said didn't punch nobody. 
I said I had buttered A fella 

1348
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,920
like you know, come up in the 
face and says he came up into my

1349
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:20,680
face. 
I thought he. 

1350
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,840
Was getting a that's 100%, yeah.
So anyway. 

1351
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,560
My mates were with me too, so it
was like there was I was there 

1352
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,040
with two mates and there was 
about fucking twenty of these 

1353
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,560
lads and they were all are 
shouting out as in black 

1354
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,480
powered. 
Well you have man, there's loads

1355
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,520
of fights like that. 
I'd seen over and did you just 

1356
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,440
want the? 
With the wickets, just to calm 

1357
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,680
you down. 
No, they were in. 

1358
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,280
Case the wrapper around their 
heads. 

1359
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,920
Oh. 
Well, in case he knocks. 

1360
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,360
On me out. 
So he's going to wake them up 

1361
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:50,480
with the wicket, you know? 
Now but you have to protect 

1362
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,840
yourself too in them environment
should have made a different 

1363
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,800
city as well as ever punched 
anybody as a gig. 

1364
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,360
No, I. 
Think I told someone the shush 

1365
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,720
wants I I punched anybody at a 
gig, you definitely would have 

1366
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:04,960
heard. 
If I punch on the gig, you'd 

1367
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:05,920
have heard about it. 
Yeah. 

1368
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,480
No, I had to do it in. 
Castlewell. 

1369
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,280
There was a what? 
Was a guy shooting? 

1370
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,200
Was it he, he thought? 
Some was very. 

1371
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,440
Literal you were saying is that 
it? 

1372
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,480
And he's like. 
You're top he was behaving the 

1373
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:21,920
seat going on your man all that 
I'm going I have fucking say yes

1374
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,520
isn't praying he's good and then
he says he stood up. 

1375
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,400
Here's me. 
You're man. 

1376
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,320
I says, oh, you're man. 
I mean, I'm actually going to 

1377
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,440
tell her about you the night 
when I'm hanging out, right? 

1378
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,240
Or something like that. 
And he was like, what don't you 

1379
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,480
talk about my man? 
I'm like, why are you going to 

1380
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,560
do? 
But I mean, don't let them egg. 

1381
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,400
And he actually jumped on stage 
at me. 

1382
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,520
So what are you going to do? 
Yeah, since you're clapping. 

1383
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,280
Them yeah, so you just. 
But everybody was like, I can't 

1384
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,520
believe the gig's still 
happening. 

1385
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,320
And I was like. 
So did you crack him and then 

1386
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,880
carry on with your set? 
Yeah. 

1387
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,160
Did you catch him? 
Nice. 

1388
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,640
I mean, he was. 
Mider right now, do you know? 

1389
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,360
What I mean it was never. 
Going to end well for you. 

1390
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,640
If you jump into something 
that's physically sitting like 

1391
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,840
that, it's going to be sore. 
I didn't even have to swing it. 

1392
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,440
I just held it up. 
He jumped in there and the 

1393
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,000
puncher was like, what do you 
want me to do it? 

1394
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,520
I mean, do whatever you want. 
Just hold him until I finish 

1395
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,240
this. 
And then so he was like, I want 

1396
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,800
to feed you and all. 
He's like, no problem once I 

1397
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,880
come off. 
And then I went down and we were

1398
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,960
all outside the bar, but he was 
that drunk. 

1399
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,080
I was going to punch like 
there's no, there's no point 

1400
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,640
even fake this guy, but I'm not 
going to lap it. 

1401
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,960
But he run at me and know the 
concrete ballards he run into 

1402
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,800
that I'm a friend. 
I ended. 

1403
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,440
Up running them home. 
I felt sorry for and then when I

1404
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,760
got him home he jumped out and 
it was like a farm. 

1405
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,360
He got out and he was like come 
on, he's shooting the brothers 

1406
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,360
names, not sleepover. 
Come on, I've got an. 

1407
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,160
Armstrong, come on, do you want 
to play man Talk? 

1408
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,960
To Rollins here, mom. 
Adam and then. 

1409
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,600
Adam and then. 
Adam and then. 

1410
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,160
That was a good Nate. 
Back in the day when you stay 

1411
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,920
in, your mates just got to watch
a video. 

1412
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,440
He got Nate 11 dead. 
We got gold. 

1413
01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:00,160
Know the big fairy gob stoppers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1414
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,800
Oh wow, I remember that. 
Remember him? 

1415
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,000
Yeah. 
A sleepover. 

1416
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,360
With it, when movies was good, 
yeah, you'd have. 

1417
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,200
To be careful with the stand up 
comedy, wouldn't you like the, 

1418
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,800
you know, the mocking the people
now? 

1419
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,400
Like I could imagine. 
Does anything happen to you like

1420
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,280
nothing worthy? 
You don't really mark. 

1421
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,080
People. 
But you do tell them to be quiet

1422
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,320
or something. 
You know where the line is. 

1423
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,560
I've never been worried 
someone's going to. 

1424
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,520
Are you laughing because? 
I've said you don't mark people.

1425
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,160
He just says he's right. 
Right. 

1426
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,000
Patty. 
The because you mock people look

1427
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:34,440
at your calf, yes. 
But he's my mate in furnace in 

1428
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,080
the SSC. 
The other night there was a guy 

1429
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,520
shooting out and the late he 
couldn't see, so I started 

1430
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,280
shooting at him and slabbering 
and then the light went on. 

1431
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,880
He was in a wheelchair. 
And then I went. 

1432
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,160
Well, I've already started 
slabbing at him and he's been. 

1433
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,600
So I was like, listen, your 
mates will get fucked out and 

1434
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,200
through it you'll get pushed 
out. 

1435
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,400
And everybody laughed and then 
he went, it wasn't me, it was 

1436
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,760
him. 
And then I looked at the guy 

1437
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,240
next to him and he was like 
that. 

1438
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,320
And I was like, right, OK, I'd 
be sorry about that. 

1439
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,720
What's your name? 
He says, Chris, I'm sorry, 

1440
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,560
Chris. 
And then your man started and I 

1441
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,480
went, listen, Chris isn't even 
in a wheelchair. 

1442
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:04,800
He only has it because he's got 
an Audi. 

1443
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,920
He has to keep ices, but I'll 
get him to get out of that 

1444
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,840
chair. 
And fuck, I thought you but also

1445
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,880
you were like because I've. 
Started he he would appreciate 

1446
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,400
that more they did interact with
them all better or not, you 

1447
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,800
know, loved it. 
Patty. 

1448
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,360
Patty pushed. 
Him into the lag and after which

1449
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,160
was sly. 
Pushed him around the marsh from

1450
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,200
next year. 
Me and Chris collecting a lot of

1451
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,560
money for Charter for the. 
Willie. 

1452
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,040
Thompson Foundation. 
What dates your next? 

1453
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,360
SSE, November. 
September. 

1454
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,320
September. 
The 8th I think. 

1455
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:39,360
Yeah. 
I've got the Millennium. 

1456
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,600
Form on the 4th and I've loads 
of T-shirts left. 

1457
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:43,440
What does your T-shirt? 
Say. 

1458
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:45,800
I've seen. 
I've seen the. 

1459
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,680
Dagger and the other one is 
Paddy the dagger. 

1460
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,840
Just so plenty and all says 
Paddy has tattoo on his Dick. 

1461
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,680
Paddy has a. 
Tattoo on his deck of a dagger. 

1462
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,160
So that's. 
Why I'm called Paddy the Dagger.

1463
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,160
Legitimately on. 
His deck. 

1464
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,400
Do you know who else had a? 
Market on their penis. 

1465
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,640
Genghis Khan, Yeah. 
And Alexander the Grit. 

1466
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,920
I think you might. 
Think we're joking, but Patty 

1467
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:17,080
has a full tattoo on his deck of
a dagger, and that's why Patty's

1468
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:21,600
nickname is Patty the Dagger. 
And you might be the only man in

1469
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,000
Northern Ireland that has not 
seen it, I can see. 

1470
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,720
I can see John's new track. 
Daggerdeck. 

1471
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,400
Daggerdeck. 
I can see a common that you. 

1472
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,920
Don't want to get stopped 
Daggerdeck. 

1473
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,840
And then what? 
When it gets hard, it turns into

1474
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,160
a big sword. 
Well, that's. 

1475
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,160
She to say no. 
Only want to see. 

1476
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:48,680
Lovely ladies. 
I like a bit of swords while 

1477
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:53,680
one. 
And that's part of Season 2 as 

1478
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,880
of Blue Light. 
Blue lights too. 

1479
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,800
Well, we're. 
Going to be in. 

1480
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,400
We've decided I definitely do 
want. 

1481
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,200
To be in Season 2 blue lights, 
Yes, remember we were. 

1482
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,480
Talking about when you when you 
want to make a freestyle, you're

1483
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,280
on the pod before and you just 
went to your mates ocean. 

1484
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,920
You basically told them we're 
producing this tonight. 

1485
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,720
This is going out tonight and we
have no option. 

1486
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,520
We find out where the production
office is for and you just you 

1487
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,800
just tell them we're in it. 
Of course, just walk in and just

1488
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:15,520
go listen. 
Move. 

1489
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,600
We're filming. 
There's actually. 

1490
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,600
No reason. 
Why they would say no? 

1491
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:23,040
You know what you said. 
After this episode, there is 

1492
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,240
there is. 
There is but. 

1493
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,319
Jacqueline all writes it by the 
way. 

1494
01:08:27,359 --> 01:08:28,680
Yes, that not him write it. 
Yes. 

1495
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,920
Well, do you know the? 
Fellow who writes blue lights, 

1496
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,000
Yes, we'll give you some 
address. 

1497
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,520
Yes. 
We're going after this now. 

1498
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,600
But, well, we'll grab. 
Them and put them on the spot 

1499
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,520
and just say listen, no, that 
scene from that. 

1500
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:42,319
Movie and your mom, Ben Affleck,
walks in that actor and he goes,

1501
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,800
I'm going to ask you to get in 
the car with me and we're going 

1502
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,200
to go and fuck up some shit. 
And you can't ask any. 

1503
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,040
Questions. 
And he goes, Whose car we're 

1504
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,600
going? 
That's us. 

1505
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,240
I would. 
Like to do an addition Like I 

1506
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,960
might go and say to him, do you 
want to just pretend you want me

1507
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,240
to go with you when you are? 
Yes. 

1508
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,000
And I'll just. 
Say we look intimidation. 

1509
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:04,399
We turn up to the house and go 
listen, Yes, we're. 

1510
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,600
In blue legs. 
You look like we're not ten. 

1511
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,160
You look like a Buddhist monk. 
On holiday? 

1512
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,200
A Buddhist monk on holiday? 
Yes, with that hood, with the 

1513
01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:14,439
ginger beer. 
I think we could I. 

1514
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,520
Think if we go and put it on 
them, I'll leave and then 

1515
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,000
afterwards say that's just to 
show you to show. 

1516
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,080
You the. 
Character I could play, yes, 

1517
01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:24,640
like Tiger. 
I'm not a fake tiger kidnap and 

1518
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:25,800
then we'll just say. 
This is. 

1519
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,359
Legit this is just showing me 
what we're. 

1520
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:29,680
Capable of and I'll. 
Say I'm taking a finger off and 

1521
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,520
then we're like actually, but we
reattach. 

1522
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,600
Obviously. 
But bring the police. 

1523
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,040
We're not going to be wanting 
police. 

1524
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,279
Characters. 
What if they offered you to be a

1525
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:39,040
policeman? 
I don't think. 

1526
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,680
He could do it. 
He couldn't put the uniform. 

1527
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,000
He couldn't. 
Put it on the track. 

1528
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,920
The only time I've ever done it.
Was when I was I. 

1529
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:47,200
Said it was about to say they 
could plan it for a coffee so 

1530
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,279
you could play it for mommy. 
Like it's not, I don't know. 

1531
01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:51,200
I don't know that it wouldn't be
believable. 

1532
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:52,399
I'd be like that. 
But what if? 

1533
01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:54,480
You were a rogue rogue officer. 
Could you do that? 

1534
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,720
I like an undercover but. 
No, to see, this is the thing. 

1535
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,320
I'll tell you the truth, right? 
When I watched Blue Lights at 

1536
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,280
first my girlfriend told me to 
watch and I was thinking I don't

1537
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,360
like his place, shows and all. 
They're sick. 

1538
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,880
What is it? 
Northern Ireland Bell? 

1539
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,240
You have me the bell. 
Northern Ireland and there was 

1540
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,200
an army and the English woman 
there coming to save the day and

1541
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:14,640
now and it was winding me up. 
But the thing I liked the most 

1542
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,360
about it was is that that show 
like police corruption and all 

1543
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,480
in it too. 
And and like I'm the old 

1544
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,480
policeman. 
He grabs a wee fellow, has a 10 

1545
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,880
bag of weed and he goes up. 
Let it leave him alone. 

1546
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:27,080
No, he's just a fucking 10 bag. 
I like that we pardon it. 

1547
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:34,000
No, like the one real life like.
They're sick, the police posted.

1548
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,800
Up on fucking Facebook and all 
they've done a drug busting or 

1549
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,840
as a wee 10 bag and all, you 
know what I mean? 

1550
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,640
Yeah, yeah, we've got 2 million 
of drugs actually on the New 

1551
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,760
Lodge Rd. 
Suspects same fleeing the 

1552
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,400
Balmoral show. 
Yeah, so I. 

1553
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,440
Liked it like because it didn't 
glamorise. 

1554
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,040
Them either. 
You left me. 

1555
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,800
It sort of showed, Yeah. 
And it showed the flaws. 

1556
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,280
And this is the. 
So I like that too. 

1557
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,920
So. 
There's corrupt at the top, yes,

1558
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:01,200
no, I'll get that. 
So I would be in it like. 

1559
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,960
You know, like you said, we 
could say Dundee. 

1560
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,480
Just not a peeler. 
So Dundee, what would you look 

1561
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:06,520
at me but like? 
A peeler. 

1562
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,040
He does look like a peeler. 
He does. 

1563
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,160
Definitely too, but one who 
doesn't. 

1564
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,520
Want to get out of the car? 
I just showed from a. 

1565
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,400
Window don't be out that now. 
No yeah, yeah, no. 

1566
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,600
I avoid it all night and the 
Osho was very good in their 

1567
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:19,800
part. 
Blue list and I could. 

1568
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:23,960
See you being the guy that you 
came in and you just sitting and

1569
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:27,280
you're judging people, you know,
even by the stuff that they put 

1570
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:28,240
out, you know, like they start 
up. 

1571
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,960
I sent you and you're like, I 
sent you. 

1572
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,600
Yeah, straight away. 
Like straight away. 

1573
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,360
Like where'd? 
You get that? 

1574
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:36,600
Where'd you get that track suit?
She's old McDonald's, I guess I 

1575
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:37,840
could see you. 
Doing that, you could be the. 

1576
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,360
You could be the new recruit of 
the police. 

1577
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,160
And then we know where you live 
and we come there and say, 

1578
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,480
listen to this. 
You tell us everything that's 

1579
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:47,360
happening here and on. 
You're a wee bit shook. 

1580
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:47,800
No. 
No. 

1581
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,000
Yeah. 
You think I'm shook. 

1582
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,080
It was my plan all. 
Along all right, so you plan it.

1583
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,000
You see, he can never be. 
He has to be on. 

1584
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,960
Top you were getting the coffee 
on the top you were getting the 

1585
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:00,120
coffee at McDonald's. 
I overhear yous, Yeah, and towed

1586
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,680
on us. 
They're not really. 

1587
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,280
And I go no, no, I overhears. 
And I go just I go to counter. 

1588
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,680
I'll just read out my address 
here. 

1589
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:09,240
I'm a peeler. 
And then you, you can't believe 

1590
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,000
you're lucky. 
Write it down. 

1591
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
You're right at my house, but I 
was really expecting this. 

1592
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:17,840
I because I have custard cream 
suit firm ones and I go and you 

1593
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:21,480
buy all silver and we've become.
Touch. 

1594
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:22,920
Would you be a? 
Toad Joe. 

1595
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,120
No, I couldn't be. 
I couldn't even play a toad. 

1596
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,600
I could. 
My area has a. 

1597
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,200
Lot of touch, yeah, I wouldn't 
mind playing. 

1598
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,560
The fellow who shoots the toad 
I. 

1599
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,280
Could do that and I could say 
come. 

1600
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,280
On. 
Say, if you said your prayers, 

1601
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,080
do you love me? 
If you. 

1602
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:42,520
Wrote your letters. 
Do a favour. 

1603
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,240
Don't look at me when you're 
saying that, even as a joke. 

1604
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,160
Lads, thank you very much for. 
Coming on your. 

1605
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,040
Podcast just Slabber yes, many 
of you. 

1606
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,160
You've got Lola 12 episodes 
done. 

1607
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,960
I've I've done it. 
It's brilliant. 

1608
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,960
You're doing loads more. 
Of those people, just if they 

1609
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:02,200
want to find that, just type 
just labyrin in YouTube, just 

1610
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,280
John Sue, just Slabber. 
Definitely. 

1611
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,440
Yep. 
Who's your next guest? 

1612
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:10,400
Come on, Cello. 
From from Dublin, yeah. 

1613
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:13,120
From you told me earlier, yeah, 
but he's a good rapper. 

1614
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,080
He's like a. 
Says he created a new. 

1615
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:19,120
Genre Gaelic drill. 
So he combines like, traditional

1616
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,920
Irish music. 
Well, like drill music, you 

1617
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:22,200
know, I have to listen to that. 
Yeah. 

1618
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,600
He's quite curly. 
Like cello. 

1619
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,840
Is it cello It only? 
Takes you to it. 

1620
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,840
It's like cello. 
Tape red. 

1621
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,280
OK, so it sticks? 
Yeah. 

1622
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,560
That was the name of his. 
Mixtape here. 

1623
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:33,120
Cello tape man of his. 
Cello tape. 

1624
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,920
Duct tape, man. 
Thank you for coming. 

1625
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,560
On No. 
Gorilla. 

1626
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,000
Gorilla. 
Tape. 

1627
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,800
Yeah, doesn't work. 
Doesn't work. 

1628
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,440
Duct tape. 
Duck tape. 

1629
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,200
Doesn't leave any more. 
On that note, thank. 

1630
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,640
You for watching? 
Thanks for listening 

1631
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,880
patreon.com/TV. 
Podcast appreciate just coming 

1632
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:51,960
on lads. 
Really enjoyed that. 

1633
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,440
Genghis Khan, if he was good, I 
take it. 

1634
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,720
If he's bad, take it out that I 
said.

