1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:05,840 Here you wouldn't see. Them. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,960 You wouldn't see them if you just lay there. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,200 You just go there. I don't think you understood why 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,680 I was laughing. Why were you up? 5 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,040 I said where you seen Snow Patrol? 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,160 You said away from here, and I thought you did the purpose. 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,000 I did all right. Oh, you were just doing another 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,520 using Snow Patrol again. That was the joke. 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,680 Do you mean the first time? Second time, first time I got 10 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,200 it. Second time was just a genuine 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,760 impression, all right? Overtime joke. 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,040 Oh, OK, so I thought that's the second time I was expecting a 13 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,280 joke, which is why I said you wouldn't see them if you just 14 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,600 lay there. But then you were looking at me 15 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,560 like, why you doing that? Yeah, I know you were just 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,360 second. I knew I just didn't love the 17 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,080 joke. Oh, you didn't think it was 18 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,240 funny? All right. 19 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:47,240 Well, fuck you. No, but like, yeah, I just. 20 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:52,320 Oh sorry man, sorry can all be fucking hits like no can all be 21 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,600 new to means classic Mickey Barton jokes we. 22 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,640 Used to do that, you know what I mean? 23 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,800 Like it was like Deaf Joe. Oh yeah, used to kill recently 24 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,280 the corporate it has aged didn't work. 25 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:08,400 The joke? No. 26 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,800 And somebody went. That looks old as far as I know. 27 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,360 It has aged like an Aboriginal shin. 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,160 Indigenous. Oh yeah. 29 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,080 Yeah, that's like you just said the N word. 30 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,520 You're right, said the a word. Yeah. 31 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:27,040 Umm yeah, people don't up to much better people don't believe 32 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,560 you wouldn't say when do certain gigs in Australia the play a 33 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,920 message beforehand. Yeah, the BA system. 34 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,360 Welcome to country or acknowledgement of country. 35 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,800 Acknowledgement. Acknowledgement. 36 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,120 Yeah, it used to be Welcome to country. 37 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,640 And then the whites we're like, fuck it, what the what the 38 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,600 Caucasians the uses really, I suppose. 39 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,760 No, I just there was just accept the white and I couldn't. 40 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,080 I knew it was offensive but couldn't figure out where it's 41 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,840 from. What, what boy to those people, 42 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,280 but they're but imagine that, but they're in Australia. 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,040 I think they're cracked up. And it was a welcome to country 44 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,120 because they were like, how can you welcome us their own 45 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,520 country? And then it was a whole thing. 46 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,080 So they went into acknowledgement and as much as 47 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,800 an important thing to do, fucking kills the crack before 48 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,560 stand up. Yeah, it's like a minute long 49 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,400 message. Yeah. 50 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,480 Before I've just everybody there feeling guilty and you come out 51 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:19,720 fucking I free business. Yeah, it's it's an 52 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,880 acknowledgement, but it like when I was doing the festival at 53 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,480 Melbourne. Melbourne Festival, Yeah. 54 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,000 Or, as we call it, just Melbourne. 55 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,120 You have to. You don't have a support act, 56 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,920 You're over there by yourself and that's your warm up. 57 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,720 Yeah, message at the start and you can't come out and take the 58 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,120 best out of the the message. They, they also don't like when 59 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,760 you take the piss out of so I was there the year that had had 60 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,240 a vote about giving Aboriginal people, indigenous people, 61 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,920 indigenous people, like, sorry, like a voice in parliament and 62 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,080 they voted against it. And I used to, I was like, make 63 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,640 fun of the fact that you play this whole welcome to country, 64 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,880 like, aren't we great? And then those same people went, 65 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,360 can we have an opinion? And you all went. 66 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,480 Now I might. And they're fucking fumed. 67 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're so angry. 68 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,360 But yeah, you just get the standard. 69 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,080 Like, I'm from Northern Ireland, we fix the world. 70 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,160 Yeah. But it is. 71 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,880 It is a real Auntie Crack. Auntie Crack. 72 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,440 Hello folks. Knock, knock. 73 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:24,360 It's me and Uncle Banter. Sit my nail, tell you a 74 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,920 cigarette. Pops up. 75 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,800 I fucking hate her. Yeah, yeah, Uncle Banter do. 76 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,000 You have a do you have an auntie and uncle that are bantering 77 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,520 correct? Like, do you? 78 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,120 You mean like as a jewel? As yeah or just. 79 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,440 Like, no, probably not. No, probably not. 80 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,120 Probably separately. But I'm not talking you're 81 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,000 talking about a family jewel that walks in, you know, here 82 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,920 you go. No. 83 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,400 Do you? Yeah, and they've turned up to 84 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,040 two of my gigs and heckled the whole way through it. 85 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,440 And then whenever things went, we would better. 86 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,280 Here, do you expect an auntie Crack and Uncle banter? 87 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,760 I know you'd expect to shut the fuck up. 88 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,160 What's the gig? What do you should have paid 89 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,440 them? You stay at the barbershop long 90 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,360 enough, Will you get Erica? Yeah. 91 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,480 Pass on my back and tell me it's been. 92 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,920 That's true. I don't fart my nose and tell me 93 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:14,520 you didn't. I know you didn't hurt. 94 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,120 I watched the pucker. Parker Carlson. 95 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:25,720 Right, so tell me about you, Cyprus. 96 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,360 This episode of the Tea With Me podcast is sponsored by none 97 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,520 other than that Price Guy. I'm talking about Ireland's 98 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,600 largest price site, one of the prizes at the minute. 99 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,280 That was just telling me, Is it a real trip? 100 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,560 Basically you go to your house and play football and stuff and 101 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,040 ask him for Man United. I'm kidding. 102 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,760 Rio in Brazil, not the capital Brazil, that's Brazilian. 103 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,800 A lot of people think it's Rio de Janeiro, but it's not. 104 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:50,000 That Price Guy is doing cash prizes flat out. 105 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,440 We're talking about, you know, a few grand here and there right 106 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,400 up to 50,100 thousand from time to time. 107 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,120 There's £1,000,000 draws. He's made over 9 millionaires 108 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,680 and they've given over, I'm going to guess at this point 109 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,280 over £140 million worth out. At the end of this month, half a 110 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,080 million cash giveaway. Half £1,000,000 cash giveaway 111 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:14,000 and I'd say a ticket for that down would be 7950. 112 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:19,800 Currently it's reduced TO65P. 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I'm playing the SSE Arena in 125 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:03,080 April 2026 with my show Hold Me Back and ticket sales are going 126 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,440 really great for that and if you want to go you should get a 127 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,880 ticket now you go and take a master of she and talk 128 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,280 comedy.com for tickets for that. It's a brand new show. 129 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,440 I think my tour will be out as well. 130 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,240 You can Ireland tour and then there'll be a world tour 131 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,920 announcement. Say world tour be the place I've 132 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,080 done before. Really few more bits out of then 133 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,200 we'll have to cancel some I'm sure like I'm trying to gain in 134 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,560 a few places and like I'm doing Paris and they said listen, just 135 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,240 by you're not gonna make any money doing this. 136 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,800 And I said I still like to do it. 137 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,760 What about Milan? Milan I have probably given up 138 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,720 on. I've probably given up on it, 139 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,400 but there's some wild cards in there. 140 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,560 She and talk comedy.com. It's really warm in here. 141 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,640 I know I'm quite giddy. And you have the blood pressure 142 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,480 thing too. I don't. 143 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,080 I have perfect blood pressure. No, you fucking do. 144 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,720 You've seen your face. Yeah, my feet. 145 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,800 You. Look like you're being strange 146 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,880 I. Have a red, I have a red face 147 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,600 right? But it's also it's because of of 148 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,520 just pale skin. No, Peel's not red. 149 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,200 The doctor, the doctor told me that the doctor goes to me, you 150 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,640 have perfect blood pressure and I went. 151 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,600 Louis says you've really low blood pressure. 152 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,720 I said as that body goes, no, it's perfect. 153 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,840 I just wasn't expecting it because even the doctor was 154 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:12,080 shocked by how red my face goes. So the doctor goes, your face is 155 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,560 this red. I thought you're dying. 156 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,640 No, the Doctor, when I thought you were going to fucking die in 157 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,480 front of me, right. I was like, I'm alright, man. 158 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,480 I think I was Cat. My face goes red when I get 159 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,280 excited. Uncle Banter? 160 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,680 He's Uncle Banter. You don't know. 161 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,360 You go to family events. Well here comes fucking Uncle 162 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:39,480 Banter. Shepherd's welcome turns up my 163 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,080 cool box. So they showed up to the gig. 164 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,440 It was early days, I was when we first started stand up. 165 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,560 They turned up at Gagan Lurgan, heckled the whole weather. 166 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,760 Then their two kids turned up and joined in. 167 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,720 I was meant to do I think 1015 minutes and I was on stage for 168 00:07:54,720 --> 00:08:00,400 45 minutes just fucking slagging my well, like 150 other people 169 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,360 were like. Was this on the when you and 170 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,760 Sean did the Logan the world tour of Logan? 171 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,280 No, it was whenever Sean ran a gig and Logan, it was the 172 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,120 seller. Sean Rank, Yes, Sean Rank gigs. 173 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,960 He was, he was running gigs and holes in the hedges. 174 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,920 Yeah, in car washes and every. Yeah. 175 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,800 If it was a place in Logan, he ran a gig there. 176 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,960 Yeah, whether the drive through McDonald's Sean was a standard 177 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,880 and gig. And back then we didn't know it 178 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,240 wasn't. But yeah, like, it took very 179 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,720 little for us to be like his Class 40 grad like. 180 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,520 I know that was like, because when he did the world tour of 181 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,679 Lurgan, we did make a bit of money that week. 182 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,120 Just pass on a bucket round and you're like, you could do this 183 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,320 everyday we class. That's right. 184 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,480 But then, yeah, well, then you do a nice gig. 185 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,679 The bowling alley one we did. That was one that was during 186 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:45,320 Finding the Funny. The barbers had the bowl. 187 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,840 Molly. Yeah, yes, there's still a 188 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,680 photo. There's a photo of me. 189 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,840 You, Sean. Paddy McGee. 190 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,600 That bowling alley closed down. Well, it didn't closed down, but 191 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,080 they can't work because all the there's some dispute with the 192 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,280 workers. Really. 193 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,840 Yeah, I think they're all on strike. 194 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,320 That's very good. They get a bunch of times and 195 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,960 though just for spur. Yeah. 196 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,680 And so she and Todd, they're fingering all the balls, 197 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:15,080 fingering the pulse. But yeah, you did a gate seven 198 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,320 nights, every night you. Said it was 10 nights and we 199 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,600 doubled up to them. And the last time we did it, I 200 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,040 think I've told on the podcast before, when we walked into the 201 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,280 middle of karaoke and the woman was singing Patsy Cline crazy 202 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,560 through the fucking thing in her throat box. 203 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,720 Yeah, I was. You don't really hear a voice 204 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,360 boxes as much anymore, do you know what I mean? 205 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,320 You can barely hear them at all. You can hear them lighter than 206 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,440 yeah. You can't really hear them like. 207 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,480 But they were huge. You think like maybe auto tune 208 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,040 made people? Yeah, I think you're right. 209 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,160 Yeah. Paranoid about them. 210 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,120 Yeah, I think a lot of people know back. 211 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,600 In the day loads of people had voice box A. 212 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,440 Good idea for a voice box would be to get it remember the way 213 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,440 they had like Mr. T sat NAV. Yeah. 214 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,040 Tune it up so you get the sound like whoever you want to sound 215 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,280 like. Oh, so you could be like a 78 216 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,080 year old white woman from Lurgan? 217 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,040 Yeah, and you sound like Barack Obama. 218 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,840 Yes, do what I mean. Yeah. 219 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,760 Yeah, I need to buy 10 of ladies. 220 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:17,440 Or maybe 11? Are we not on fun we are having? 221 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,000 Love, let's go to a family event. 222 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,560 How you doing, boss? Who's that? 223 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,480 The guy from Greenmack. How you doing, boss? 224 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,960 My name is John Coffee. How you doing? 225 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:42,440 My name is Cassandra Mikasanti. I'm going through the menopause. 226 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,600 I'm having a horrible time. I've got hot flashes. 227 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,600 I don't know. I every time I pee something 228 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,000 comes out of me. I've got 2 beautiful 229 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,800 granddaughters to go. I can play, but who listen? 230 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,480 That's in my way to the big school next year. 231 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,440 Head and dine to the felons later. 232 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,960 It's going to be some crack. You just can make your own 233 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:18,360 dinner. Me and Uncle Banter are out for 234 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,120 the night. When do I ever get out? 235 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,440 This is the worst thing that happens Is the fire in Primark? 236 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,680 Oh mommy, you're mine's your dad. 237 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,720 And other impressions. Yeah, now voice boxes, you just 238 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,760 don't see them. There was a man called Tommy 239 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,000 used to have one. This did remember that and then 240 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,760 it happened was. The one with the week, like the 241 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,320 one where you press the week? Because I think like Val Kilmer 242 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,240 didn't have one before he died, right? 243 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,920 And he got it on one. Could he? 244 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,400 There he was. He was in a bad way. 245 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,520 What? What was his problem? 246 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,120 Some cancer? Oh yeah. 247 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,760 Smoked loads of eggs. Actors do. 248 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,960 So if you're an actor who's always in work, you're going to 249 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,160 have a bad throat. No, but I think no. 250 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:13,640 I've always said that I don't. That's science. 251 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,800 I. Don't think all actors smoke. 252 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,200 No, like no, I think there's like no, there's Val Kammer, 253 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,960 Patrick Swayze, the two that I know of, the smoke that's 254 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,960 smoked, Swayze smoked. Swayze smoked himself to death 255 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,200 like he was smoking. I think fucking 7080 fags a day. 256 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,000 But. I'm the I'm the rest of the 257 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,440 fake. You'd know Philtre, that man. 258 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:42,360 No. And now he's a ghost. 259 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,240 Yeah, I didn't know he wouldn't have seen Swayze. 260 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,640 Like wouldn't imagine. You haven't done all them. 261 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,480 We say I'm not gonna forget. I don't think he met, but I 262 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,200 think you just fucking blazed them in the place. 263 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,480 Yeah. Paddock Swayze. 264 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,720 Like, yeah. But Val, do you think Val Kilmer 265 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,800 just didn't want the voice box, just didn't like the look of it? 266 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,200 I don't know because in the documentary had like a wee hole 267 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:06,560 over so that he would like close over so he could talk 0. 268 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,440 Because if he doesn't close, I might have. 269 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,720 Thought maybe they have a voice box to know. 270 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,520 But if he doesn't close, that doesn't do well. 271 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,160 His voice come in his net as chess. 272 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,040 He goes, Oh yeah, if the wind blew southeastly. 273 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,720 But could you imagine if your voice was coming out of places 274 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,040 that weren't necessarily your mouth? 275 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,440 Like if it like, would you, would your body just look for 276 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,640 other holes to let that like, yeah, I think there's any guys. 277 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,480 I think there's any ear voice guys. 278 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,800 Like if you like, you go to a public bathroom and you get your 279 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,920 Willy out and your Willy goes fucking around. 280 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,840 How funny would it be if you just talked out of your bum like 281 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:50,160 what you do? I think where would you if you 282 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,600 had to, right? If you had to have your voice 283 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,160 moved from. No, should be the natural. 284 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,320 Thing no your nose. I think it'd be creep creeper 285 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,480 than like. You wouldn't you? 286 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,800 I don't think you'd be able to tell if my voice is coming out 287 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,480 of my nose right now, you say. You could tell, I think. 288 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,120 It was coming out of your nose would be louder. 289 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,400 Yeah, enjoy your nose while you have it. 290 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:14,560 I am it, but would you rather? And yellow best over. 291 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,000 There, Westbrook. I know, but you're from near 292 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,640 Armagh? Oh, Bassbrook, did you say that 293 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,320 wasn't bad? Somebody recently called me 294 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,120 Crocodile Dundoc and I thought was right. 295 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,920 Yeah, it's good. Never heard of a daily. 296 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,160 But would you rather, would you rather come out if the noise had 297 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,440 the corner of your Willy or your bum? 298 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,680 Yeah, No, it was a normal thing, a lot of people. 299 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,760 Like because it was bomb enough to turn around and talk to them. 300 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,520 Fair enough. That's a Willy, definitely. 301 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,560 Would you have to get your Willy out to talk to people? 302 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,800 I don't think I'm a bomb. Might talk to people. 303 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,880 So you have the talk with your bum. 304 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,960 Yeah. So you'd rather talk? 305 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,440 It's illegal to get your Williot. 306 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,200 Nobody. Nobody is illegal to get your 307 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,080 bomb out. Yeah, I think it is actually. 308 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,880 Yeah, Yeah, I always get lifted 100. 309 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,200 Bombs on a general. It is. 310 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,760 It's. Not your genitals, your deck on 311 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,160 balls. I would your bombs still. 312 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,160 Still be indecent exposure. Imagine. 313 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,400 For your bomb. Instead of mayor yeah I I got I 314 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,400 could stop by police one time for moon on the taxi and didn't 315 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,960 see the police car the well let. Is that how you think you 316 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:19,120 flagged down taxis? Is it not? 317 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,400 I don't see me get an Uber. Did you? 318 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,880 3 minutes. Did you you moon the car? 319 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,800 I got out of a taxi right? My matrix still in taxi and I 320 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,880 pulled me also before get into the house and there was a cop 321 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,280 car behind the taxi. Now did you bent? 322 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,760 Sure. No, no, I just I just got the 323 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,760 meet out. It wasn't I didn't spread or be 324 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,120 all look up the the trash. Usually the classic I'm walking 325 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,080 away a wee mooner. Just a wee mooner, right? 326 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,640 Just pull a wee mooner and the police car stopped and there was 327 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,200 two female police officers who jumped. 328 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,720 I was about 21, right? What the fuck are you doing? 329 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,800 And I don't know, I was so drunk I tried to, like, flirt my way 330 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,000 out of it. Like, Jesus, Jesus, they're 331 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,360 awful hard. Tough job isn't girls. 332 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:01,520 Fancy a munch? Just see anything you like, but 333 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,880 you seem more than more than a bullet wound and then so yeah. 334 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,840 So it is in fact illegal to get the bomb. 335 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,920 What did the police say did? Some holding a lot, they said. 336 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,720 We get off, idiot. I yeah, I don't, I don't think 337 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,760 getting the bomb out is that big of a. 338 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:26,560 Deal. Hello mate, you're on the pod 339 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,280 here. I think I could beat you a 340 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,960 pickleball paddle. No pickleball. 341 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,640 What has the walls? Feeling brave, Yeah. 342 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,920 What has the walls? What? 343 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,040 What has the walls? Paddle has the walls. 344 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,920 Right pickleball, right. Yeah, I'm feeling brave. 345 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,320 Yeah. You feeling froggy late? 346 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,200 I'm. I'm I'm feeling leapy, you know 347 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,560 what I mean? I'm told leaving. 348 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,760 Yeah. Yeah, well, me and me and me and 349 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,240 Mikey want to play you and an opponent of your choice. 350 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,760 But maybe Mikey won't play. Maybe it's just maybe you. 351 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,200 I don't. Want you to play I. 352 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,920 Mean the. Hey, why you stubborn UK? 353 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,319 If you guys want to on one or two on one no I. 354 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,240 Want to play paddleball? I'd rather play one-on-one. 355 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,680 Are you saying that having Mickey on your court would be a 356 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,000 hindrance? Yeah. 357 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,160 That's. I hope I'm class. 358 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,040 But that's not true to say about Mickey, man. 359 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,720 Right. I'll take his both on tell you 360 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:38,600 right now, no. Right, right. 361 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,240 We're going to play paddle or pickleball, whatever one doesn't 362 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,440 have the walls. Don't tell me because don't 363 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,840 remember. Pickle, pickle. 364 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,960 We're playing pickle. Right. 365 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,760 Me and Mickey are going to play you and pickleball, and then you 366 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,960 and me are going to play Mickey and badminton and we're going to 367 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,440 film this. Mickey and Badminton Ice go 368 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:01,560 one-on-one, no problem. I don't think he understands how 369 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,400 much badminton is all the wrist movement and I've done a lot. 370 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,680 Right, I'll tell you, I'll say this right now on the pod, if 371 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,360 Mickey beats you in badminton, yeah, you have to drink a 372 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:16,720 wicket, No. Well. 373 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,120 I'm just, I'll tell you that's all. 374 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,200 Confident now? Maybe, yeah. 375 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,920 Ah, Aaron, come on now. Yeah. 376 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,560 Yes, Sesi pants, sorry for the bad words. 377 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,520 Right, OK, right. Well, we're we'll set this up. 378 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,520 I'm. Ready. 379 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:34,000 Wendy's all play. Wendy's all play. 12:00 No, no, 380 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:39,000 we'll play. 9 minutes. We'll play next week or the week 381 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,720 after soon. Or the week after I put. 382 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,680 Either way, we're. Calling for you. 383 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:48,160 Just keep your eyes just. Keep your balls pickled. 384 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Yeah. All right. 385 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,200 All right. Yeah. 386 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,240 He just hung up before we say goodbye. 387 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,280 What a rude we. Shit, he is pregnant because he 388 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,800 knows. I see. 389 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,640 Here's the thing. I I have played so little sports 390 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,360 that I have the confidence that I probably could do it even 391 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,560 though I can't. Play against little people. 392 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,920 Sorry, little sports. No, not against little people. 393 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:12,120 Just know very few sports, right, like the time whenever I 394 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,440 watched the member Chicago Bulls documentary during COVID, Yeah, 395 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,000 and I went I'm probably class of basketball. 396 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,640 Not yeah, like I know I can't play football. 397 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,960 Try to watch it. I know I can't fight. 398 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,000 That's why I don't watch it. And that's what I watch porn, 399 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,800 because you can fuck some shit, right? 400 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,120 I did that joke wrong. But yeah, I reckon I with a 401 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,400 racket sport, I reckon I'll be alright doing fast, Hazel. 402 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,120 See, I moved up three times, didn't. 403 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,080 Sit. But what is pickleball? 404 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,800 It's like we tennis. Pics was so like pink as a ping 405 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,400 pongers a pickle ball. It's in between tennis and ping 406 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,120 pong. It's pick. 407 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,360 It's tennis. Pickleballs. 408 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,120 Tennis on a wee tiny. Court What's the difference 409 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,160 between squash and paddle ball? With a wee net, huh? 410 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,920 What's the? Difference between squash and is 411 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,520 a paddle ball. Ones a drink on the sport. 412 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,240 Well done. Umm, squash has a. 413 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560 Tennis racket is a different racket, yeah. 414 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,480 Squash is a bummer and racket. Also, squash is against the 415 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,760 wall. This has got a net yet over. 416 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,680 Right, but paddle ball I was. Against the wall between paddle 417 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,000 and squash paddle. Is. 418 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,920 A hybrid of tennis and squash. Oh, hybrid. 419 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,240 All right, Tony Pony. It's actually a hybrid. 420 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,480 Only Einstein over there, but I'll cheer for that. 421 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,520 Makes perfect sense. We still don't know. 422 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,800 Still don't know hybrid in what way so. 423 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:42,640 Is he not Harry Potter for me? 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Was. 447 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:58,680 A week the guy with uni with like used to play a professional 448 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,360 10 pin bowling, but when he played wee bowling he would do 449 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,240 like the Dragon's whip, like he'd kick his foot up behind him 450 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,800 and we'd always be on the curse I got. 451 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,320 So you you went to uni with a professional bowler? 452 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,560 Yeah. What is that? 453 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,040 Is he getting dull for that like. 454 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,320 He's not that professional. I don't know, accidentally, I 455 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,240 haven't seen him in 20 years, but yeah, he was. 456 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,960 He got into uni on a bowling scholarship, not making it up 457 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,280 for a fucking drama degree. You don't even have to read to 458 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,080 get in this. You're. 459 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,280 Kidding me? Swear to God. 460 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,480 Did he did you ever go actual ball? 461 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,640 When? I heard of it like turned up 462 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,640 with his own ball and glove and all. 463 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,600 Did he have his own ball? Called Derek. 464 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,200 Would he be doing like gym workouts and all for ball? 465 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,120 He brought his laptop near their Wi-Fi router one time, so I'm 466 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,240 guessing now he was working something. 467 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,040 Sorry I was too much. Professional temp and bore in 468 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,880 Northern. Ireland, there's no jokes. 469 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,280 I've no, I've nothing. Just legit. 470 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,920 Like, yeah. And then he love it like. 471 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,600 Absolutely loved it, couldn't shut up, but he wouldn't stop 472 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,280 talking about it. Virgin like even to this day. 473 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,400 Yeah. Virgin Gay. 474 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,400 Virgin on love that. Yeah, thank you. 475 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,840 Love that. Remember Virgin that Virgin Cola 476 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,800 used to be in the a lot of stuff like, yeah, I remember Virgin 477 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,560 vendor machines where you get Virgin Cola and all different 478 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,720 their drinks and all that sort of thing. 479 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,440 Because see, Bronson, he's in the. 480 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,240 All the virgin venom, I was one of the virgin vet machines. 481 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,760 Very hard to get the money. In excellent, excellent and 482 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,200 they're released so quickly. Yeah, so quickly. 483 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,040 But he was in the all, all stuff like, yeah. 484 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,960 Because it was virgin. Hot air balloons. 485 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,480 Hotter balloons eat the plans. They sell the plans. 486 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,000 Still, the plans. Probably Virgin Airlines. 487 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,000 What happened to the Virgin? That what happened to all the 488 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,680 record labels? Are they all fucking? 489 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,360 Now he did. I don't know if they had a 490 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,520 record label as a shop. But I'm pretty sure they had a 491 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,760 record label as well. But he was, he had every, yeah. 492 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,720 He crashed, remember Chris Evans joined the Virgin radio station 493 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,120 and got paid millions for it like. 494 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,200 Yep, because he left Big Breakfast to do that. 495 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,880 Was it? Yeah, somebody. 496 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,760 Got everyone's listened. Everyone was listening to the 497 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,400 Radio Atlantic 252 Jesus Code station. 498 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,000 Energy One O 6 Zodiacs Nightclub, Lurgan. 499 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,480 And Maniac 2000 was #1 in the charts for like 10 years. 500 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,920 Maniac. Number one then white ladder. 501 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,840 David Grey was #2 in the charts down South for about fucking 18 502 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,720 months. A down to remix or just? 503 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,080 Just the standard version. David Grey, Massive in Ireland. 504 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,600 He's classic, very short people down there. 505 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,440 Yeah, right. Have you ever told me they went 506 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,880 to see him recently or they've seen him? 507 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,200 Karen loves him. Who the fuck I was talking about 508 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,800 this word? Somebody recently went to see 509 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,960 David Grey. I think it was going to be 510 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,840 shite. Was it Dave? 511 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,080 Yeah, David said. He went to see him thinking like 512 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,560 us will be thought it was like the best game was ever if you. 513 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,640 Want it? Come and get it. 514 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,760 That's all. That's all. 515 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,640 Really good like. For crying out loud. 516 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,760 It's not. It's not bad at. 517 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,680 All I lost out of bed. But oh, you still fucking. 518 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,880 It's the head Wobbly had as well that we kind of like. 519 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,880 The love that I was, didn't. Do it was I. 520 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,280 Never heard he everyone had that album. 521 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,640 Yeah. White Ladder album. 522 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,560 James Blunt, back to bed. Yes, Maroon 5, yes, whatever. 523 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,960 The first album was Drea 2001. Very eclectic music theist. 524 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,200 Albums, take that, greatest hits. 525 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,160 Never had, never had that. Michael Jackson's number ones. 526 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,720 Queen Greatest, That's everyone. Like that, everyone of that The 527 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,560 Beatles one remember, The Beatles one came out, everybody 528 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,600 was. Like oh the Red Album 1 on the 529 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,720 front, yes. And then I think I got I had the 530 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,240 Elvis one, but only because they had the remix of Little Less 531 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,480 Conversation on Yes. Remember just going into 532 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:43,040 Woolworths after school? I remember being in the queue 533 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,640 just like Boxing Day or something, just after Christmas 534 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:50,480 when you went in the city centre and I was in the queue for 535 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,400 Woolworths to buy a So Solid Crew album. 536 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,720 And then a guy walked up to me. He's like much is that album it? 537 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,920 And I don't know, I was like 11 or sometime he's like in his 20s 538 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,400 and I was like £18 and he goes, I'll give you a 20 LB Woolworths 539 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,360 voucher for a tenor. And I was like, this is a great 540 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,240 deal. But the voucher often queued for 541 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,200 ages, got up to the till. The guy's like, this is not a 542 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,240 World Wars voucher. And the more I looked at it, the 543 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,600 more the guy just like made it on on paint at his house. 544 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,160 He just put the World Wars logo. What a fucking. 545 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:24,360 And then written 20 LB voucher. But that's the most, that's the 546 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,480 the cheekiest, most forgivable way to rob somebody I've ever 547 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,840 heard of my fucking life. Yeah. 548 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,720 You couldn't even be mad at that. 549 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,000 I was mad. You wouldn't be like you'd be 550 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,560 fuming. I was crying but at the same 551 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,080 time what a Sketer to. Keep me from my garage, I. 552 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,760 Wonder how much money he made in total over the over the years. 553 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,840 They're not cleaned up. I mean, there's ways to scam 554 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,840 people and that's cute. I love to Sol crew. 555 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,320 I got 21 seconds ago. Yeah, I got 21. 556 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,560 Seconds ago what? Was your other song because we 557 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,920 let me know I'm in the studio with 21 Here's so many haters a 558 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,200 clap. But what would he was bringing 559 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,000 average proof from the underground St to you? 560 00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,920 I don't think they have many others. 561 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,840 Was to Lisa and so solid crew no end up end up. 562 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaking of virgin end up. I saw a video. 563 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:06,720 She's no virgin. You're. 564 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,040 Talking about Lisa mafia. Mafia. 565 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,040 Yep. Yeah. 566 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,400 Yeah, Talisa was end up had some bangers. 567 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,200 The one with tension. Strider #1I. 568 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,120 Didn't I, didn't even said. You're talking about celebrity 569 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,400 sex tapes you're Forte if you're on Mastermind. 570 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,560 Five Ted, we also. I'll be your. 571 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,240 Special subject celebrity sex tips. 572 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,800 Yeah, I've never seen the pump. The quintessential one. 573 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,920 Paul Anderson. Yeah. 574 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,360 Tommy. Tommy Lee. 575 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,400 Tommy Lee, he said. Tommy Rock. 576 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,720 I remember that first came out thinking it was the guy from Men 577 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,800 in Black. I didn't know. 578 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,960 Will Smith. No Rep toward She was the end of 579 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:54,560 it. Not people won't appreciate that 580 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,800 enough because they won't know Reptorn is the name of an 581 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,640 action. Name of the actor? 582 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,880 Yeah, he's a dodgeball guy. Is that? 583 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,280 His real name? Yeah. 584 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,200 Serious. Yeah. 585 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,680 Well, I don't think it's his Christian. 586 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,200 I don't think he was like, our second name is Torn. 587 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,280 What should give him as a first name? 588 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,800 Yeah. Tear. 589 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,360 Nah. Tear. 590 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,040 Torn sounds mad. Territory. 591 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,680 Yeah, Reptorn. Yeah, further today. 592 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,440 What? Elmore rule. 593 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,200 See why she might change it. Yeah, I found it this morning. 594 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,960 I was watching a clip. Michael Keynes. 595 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,240 Actual first name is Morris. More skin. 596 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:24,960 Yeah, sounds cool. Is it? 597 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,360 No, but OK, bye Nice Boris K. Doesn't work, does it? 598 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,520 No, you're already supposed to kick the back doors in or 599 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,040 whatever it was. Yeah, it shows the kick, kick my 600 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:44,240 back. I saw when I was in Nigeria, the 601 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,560 fuck was that? Yeah, they supposed to blow my 602 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:53,640 bloody cock. I saw, I'm sure, the odd speech 603 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,160 at about 1:00. I can't remember it holding it 604 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,000 out in a diamond the size of the tangerine. 605 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,280 Why do we fall? And he stuck it into bed with 606 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:07,560 other men. What's other great Michael Caine 607 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,840 quote? I was in Jaws of Revenge. 608 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,400 Do you ever see Jaws Revenge? No, it's shite. 609 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,400 It's got to be. It's really, really bad. 610 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,400 Doesn't need a sequel. At the end of it, the fucking 611 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,320 the kill the shark by ramming like a sailing ship into it. 612 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,680 So the mask was and it's and the shark goes and there's an 613 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,840 interview, great interview, Michael Caine, where someone's 614 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,240 like talking about how shit that movie was and he goes, I've 615 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,560 never seen it. I did see the house that it 616 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,520 bought. Yeah, he's a great. 617 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,880 I actually saw an interview him yesterday or something. 618 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,440 He's a great like interview clip guy now. 619 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,800 Yeah, yeah. When you look at some of the 620 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,360 stuff because like, interesting guy, long career, Yeah, great 621 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,080 stories. So the reason he's called Morris 622 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,840 is because he comes from as he's gypsy background, right? 623 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,640 That's his words, not mine. I would have called him family, 624 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,200 but he's. Yeah. 625 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,680 So his his dad was called Morris his dad before him and his wife 626 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,680 did their lineage, his lineage and there's no joke. 627 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,000 You're looking at me like just as a setup. 628 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,760 I know. But though his wife did their 629 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,400 his lineage and found that that GFC's originally come from 630 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,680 India. I was that's the clip I watched 631 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,240 this morning. What's? 632 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,120 That going to do, Morris. I don't. 633 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,520 Know I'll just tell you what he said in the clip right even he 634 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,320 was like I'm 6 foot 2 and blondes I don't know how the 635 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,240 fuck I'm not Indian like I. Wonder what he ended up. 636 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,600 But is he dead? Michael Caine Yeah, we still 637 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,880 working. I bet you're saying that. 638 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,320 You're saying that like he's got years left. 639 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,520 You know it's not. These some of these guys are 640 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,040 like. Up 24. 641 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,880 Yeah, he's not playing a young Michael Caine like, no. 642 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,960 He's not playing Zac Efron High School Musical. 643 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,880 Yeah, although that would be. Good we're play if I. 644 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,320 What he does comedies. Brilliant. 645 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,480 He's hilarious. One of my favourite lines he's 646 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,080 ever do in the fucking spy thing. 647 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,840 No, although I forgot about that. 648 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:00,360 The one with Colin Firth. Oh. 649 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,840 The Kingsman where he's like partial way through it and then 650 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,160 at the end of the guy poisons him and he just goes you daddy 651 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,520 little fuck. I think it's fucking. 652 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,960 Have you seen the Gentleman? I have one TV man. 653 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,520 I haven't seen the show here. The show's great. 654 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,760 I'm just starting to watch it. Yeah, I want to watch the Snatch 655 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,080 TV show. Didn't know with Rupert Grant. 656 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,160 Yeah, so. What's it? 657 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,040 Yeah, cheeky wee bastard. But I have. 658 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:31,360 You know, right? Must be a Weasley. 659 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,800 Guy, we were talking, we were talking. 660 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,080 I'm Aaron. This is just I'm gender as fuck 661 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,920 like. We were talking to a guy out in 662 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,160 Joxer, an old gentleman called Daniel, and I literally went, 663 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,320 you probably know my dad. And he's like, no, I don't think 664 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:50,880 I do. You're false. 665 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,480 He was like, you can't just assume old men know each other. 666 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,440 Vaguely racist. I want to be like, I want to 667 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,360 move FM old. Well, I want to know all the 668 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,480 other old men. I can't wait to be one of them. 669 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,920 I felt like here he comes. Other having. 670 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,520 Great uncle banter. All boy meets, yeah? 671 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,880 Yeah. Do you not sell plenty mates? 672 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,960 Yeah, right as none. He could be made to my dad if 673 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,640 you want. Imagine we set our dads open. 674 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,920 Your dad doesn't drink it. It wouldn't work. 675 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,200 Yeah. But would your dad like my dad 676 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,560 does our roll it? Your dad could. 677 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,640 No, my dad has a shed. My dad has a shed. 678 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,120 That's his pride and joy. He just sits. 679 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,120 Up might we could bring the. Door open, look at the house. 680 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,920 What if I come up to your mom and dad's house and I just drop 681 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,800 my dad off and your dad shed and leave them there? 682 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,680 We played it, yeah. I reckon within 15 minutes your 683 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,200 dad would have my dad a fucking chokehold. 684 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,040 Might not be. How do we ask my technol? 685 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,320 No, I even get on all right. No what I the problem? 686 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,840 Nothing in common. Nothing in common? 687 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,560 No, my dad had a motorbike when he was younger. 688 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,520 Perfect. We'll get 40 minutes. 689 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,560 Hello, he told me the motorbike for years and then one day one 690 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,720 of the guys in work printed out a photo of the motorbike my dad 691 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,160 had and he put it up in the fridge like it was a moped. 692 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,640 You're. Like one of the pedal ones the 693 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,000 we remember we do get actual fucking pedal like a back end of 694 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,920 the start one of them. And I was like, I was telling 695 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,720 people for years, you were a fucking healthy. 696 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,640 Healthy Angel. Yeah. 697 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,400 And he's like, no, yeah, Osman, are we fucking 2 strokes? 698 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:18,440 Just away, heavens devil, me, my, my dad's doing like a, so 699 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,480 they do like parade lapse. So there's like A at some of the 700 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,680 motor motorbike races, there's like a legends thing where like 701 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,080 all the old boys go out and all the old bikes they put the 702 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,840 Leathers on and do like exhibition lap. 703 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,000 So it's like it's not. Because there's a photo viewer 704 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,440 down on his bike and those old bikes do look very unsafe 705 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,920 compared to even though they're motorbikes and there's no real 706 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,280 difference. Yes, then they're driving them 707 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,160 like the fastest capacity they'll go on actual roads. 708 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,560 But I was filling at the forum forum to do the parade lapse 709 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:51,440 thing and the disclaimer on it's great because it's like my dad's 710 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,880 like obviously near 80 and stuff. 711 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,080 And the forms are like, don't be dying, please. 712 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,320 And you have to take a box to be like. 713 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,920 We'll try. Not to die. 714 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,800 Could he still throw a bag around like? 715 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,440 They're tottering about like, but he, he, the last time he did 716 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,880 it, I think he wanted to go faster then after he's like 717 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,159 could open it up a wee bit more. That's dangerous. 718 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,159 See I I've been on a motorbike once. 719 00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,600 He's doing 20 mile an hour. I believe in that I'm flying, 720 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,960 but even 20 mile on a motorbike, terrifying like I was. 721 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,719 I was in the back of my friends motorbike when it was I was 18 722 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,040 or 19 and it was like a. Whole way you hold them. 723 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,880 Like that, like he goes grab them, handles the back of the 724 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,960 bag and I went fuck you. If I'm going off, you're coming 725 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,320 with me. Head and shoulder. 100% was 726 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,960 worth his coat No, but he was he had one of them we like what do 727 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,560 you it wasn't powerful was. Your deck as we bum. 728 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:43,040 No, my deck was in my bones, not afraid, but it was like a wee 729 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,960 fucking what the CC is in motorbike What the one you don't 730 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,120 even need a licence for 150 is 50 right? 731 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,639 So it was, it was like a essentially as powerful as a 732 00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,880 scooter, but it was a motorbike, right? 733 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,199 And the because it's just an engine with a seat. 734 00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,800 He took off on it and I just went skirt the fuck out of me 735 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,080 and I've never been on one since. 736 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,640 Tony has a motorbike. We were a couple of years ago on 737 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,600 it. You got Chopper? 738 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,760 And his motorbike, too. Have you got a Hardy? 739 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,240 You don't have a Hardy, do you? Might be the coolest container 740 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,280 in my life. I went on and he was weren't 741 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,120 going that fast but I was like I properly like have my hands on 742 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,360 his hips. I done my nails in. 743 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,480 I swear to God, yeah. If I was flexible, if I have my 744 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:27,320 legs sitting in front of them, can you still say you're 745 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:33,560 gorgeous? Flies in the back of my neck and 746 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,080 all your eyes. You don't need noggle time here. 747 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,280 But like is it a big heavy Hardy? 748 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,920 Is it one of the? Ones that's one of those light 749 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,200 ones make. No, but I mean like the big 750 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,120 fucking like, I have no idea that means. 751 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,840 Tony is only a big heavy or how heavy is how? 752 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,200 Strong are you Tony? Strong enough? 753 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,920 Do you like to have your thighs or something thick? 754 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,080 Keep your eyes here. I'm not a piece of metal, you 755 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,520 know. I'm some ride though here. 756 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,960 Would you like that? Would you? 757 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,240 Could you ever be on a motorbike? 758 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,800 I would love to get, I would love to learn how to ride a 759 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,800 motorbike, but I would need a slow one, right? 760 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,600 Do you know what I mean? I don't. 761 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,240 I wouldn't want to. My little 100. 51 of them we buy 762 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,280 boys. Yeah, like something like. 763 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,240 That I think that'll be fun, but you'd want the big bike for like 764 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,920 big Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I'd like a big like, I'd 765 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,000 like a Harley that would kind of like just so you could stop 766 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,880 outside a pub going and you turn the bike on. 767 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,120 But like see the what? Like those like Rd racing bikes 768 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,640 where they're like fucking like you have to bend forward. 769 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,760 Yes, that scares the fuck out of me. 770 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,280 Absolutely. Because you're about four inches 771 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,640 from the road. Yeah, so you're doesn't legend. 772 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,560 I'm saying that's impressive that he was able to do that for 773 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,440 as long as he. Did, yeah, but no, he's like, he 774 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,400 would be like, I can't go fast on it, but they're flying. 775 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,480 Like for someone like us, we'd be looking at it being like 776 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,680 Jesus Christ, but they're just like getting all the Leathers on 777 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,440 again and doing it. Yeah, but it's fun to watch. 778 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,000 Oh definitely I can't. I don't like going fast. 779 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,240 I even like even in my car. Like I think I told you I come 780 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,640 up here one day and was out traffic lights and took off 781 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,560 pretty quick and made this noise. 782 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,040 I just went never again That's me. 783 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,560 It's just, I'll just fucking. I'm not a fast get like I I like 784 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,320 the idea of a motorbike, but I don't think it ever did. 785 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,560 Yeah, plus like the maintenance of it and all that. 786 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,560 See, that's the thing as well. If you if you have a motorbike, 787 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,760 you need to know how to fix it. Yeah, it's not like a car. 788 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,800 We can just drop it into somebody. 789 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,560 It's like all that needs something done. 790 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,720 Is there any hobbies you can see yourself taken up like as you 791 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,640 get older so? Anything like I'm starting to 792 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,320 think about getting a wee hobby, you know, I'm starting to think 793 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,200 what else, what else can I do apart from just being great 794 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,360 crack for the nation? What do you? 795 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,400 What do you think and like, is it a sport? 796 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,240 Is it something like that? I would, I actually would love 797 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,240 learn to learn how to like fix a car. 798 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,040 I like to be one of those guys that has a like an old car in a 799 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,600 garage and somebody calls around. 800 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,240 I'm just in a tank top robbing grease off my hands and then go 801 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,400 what's more beg in the way around 20 minutes. 802 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,000 So your hobby is to be operational mechanic, no? 803 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,880 No, no, just like the fake stuff knows, right? 804 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,720 As long as it was the car. So like DIY and stuff? 805 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,440 Nah forgot what? A bit a bit of woodwork or 806 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,920 something? Do you do a bit of woodwork? 807 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,440 No. I I'm afraid of that because one 808 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,000 time in technology in school a guy was using the lathe like the 809 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,320 the sand belt in the vertical sand belt in school. 810 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:22,720 Lathe lady boy. You plug her up pretty good. 811 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,720 But he was, no, he was found on my plywood and took the top of 812 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,680 his finger off and I was like, well, that's, that's wood gone. 813 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,960 I'm afraid of that now too. Did he freak out? 814 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,440 He actually didn't. He was kind of like, Oh, Sir, we 815 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,120 were pulled back on quick. Just took him to nurse drop and 816 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,840 asked him to old school. But I don't know, like I would, 817 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,240 I would fashion I could, I'd like to shoot him maybe. 818 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,400 Do you what I can see you do? Cycling. 819 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,640 No, don't like it at all. Tried it a few times. 820 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,080 Big calves like. Awesome. 821 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,160 Skipping though. My problem is tender bottom. 822 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,800 Sorry. That's my boyfriend calls me no, 823 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,800 but I don't like how by our fields on a on a bicycle saddle. 824 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,640 But you get like some boys were almost wore a cushion. 825 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,280 Oh yeah, I know that, but I still still still can't do it. 826 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280 You. Probably do without the seat 827 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,720 though. I miss the handle. 828 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,960 Now we need to get your hobby like. 829 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,280 I would. I would like to like Claire 830 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,400 pigeon shooting or just shooting. 831 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,960 I think it'd be a good hobby. Shoot that thing. 832 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,920 She would join paramilitary. No, let's start one CA cross 833 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,760 community paramilitary. What a great idea. 834 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,160 About here, about time, is it not? 835 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,000 Is it fucking right at? This that's when we'll know 836 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,120 we've come a long way, when boys and both say can team up for 837 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,840 organised crime, we'll. Get one of the old boys from 838 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,240 back in the day to start it. He'll be there. 839 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,520 Start to them like. It's not a Bad Religion anymore. 840 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,200 Yeah, go with me on this. No surrender, Arla. 841 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,800 Yeah, that'd be nice if they came together like a super. 842 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,480 Group where that or I don't know what what have you any hobbies 843 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,800 I'd say to stand up and like? Football, comedy, BBQ, family. 844 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,880 Family's your hobby, it's your responsibility. 845 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,160 But you mean if you want to leave it in? 846 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,040 You're right. But yeah. 847 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,880 Like Roman? It's not a hobby though, is it? 848 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:18,160 I suppose it is, yeah. But like, you know, something 849 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,200 like that, like you do coach the five Ki. 850 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,800 Don't want to. I don't like running right. 851 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,480 I've I've did train a few times before the marathon and hit it 852 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,760 up eh? What? 853 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,440 Well, box so you. You boxes we box as a hobby. 854 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,640 Boxes definitely a hobby yeah what about when I did meant what 855 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:40,040 about like combat sport? Oh the my Torg. 856 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,360 I. I could see you. 857 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,520 Suck the thing. Actually bending my. 858 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,360 I would love to learn an instrument right? 859 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,480 I would love to learn to play guitar. 860 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,400 Yeah, why don't you do a? Few people have tried to teach 861 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,880 me to have the patience for it, right. 862 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,600 I think I maybe have hit the point in my life where I'm like, 863 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,320 oh, I'm beyond learning new skills. 864 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,520 No. I reckon I don't know. 865 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,560 Do you reckon there's a point as you get the certain it? 866 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,040 Gets harder. I've learned enough. 867 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,080 And gets harder. It gets harder, definitely. 868 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,520 But I think you can you can do it. 869 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,200 Like what about learning the language in the car? 870 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,360 Do you know, weirdly, do you know what the problem would be 871 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,720 is I don't have enough confidence to even if I do know 872 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,120 a few words of a certain language. 873 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,840 I'm one of those people. I just can't bring myself to do 874 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,360 it. So when you're on holiday in 875 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,200 Spain, the point? Is short like I'm. 876 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,680 You can't drop. It I'm sure one always in at the 877 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:28,000 end of stuff. I can't even ask for a fucking 878 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:31,560 Pinot noir in a pub. Come on, get the red wine, 879 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,720 anyone? Right. 880 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,200 That's sad. I know it's a, it's a but. 881 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,320 You're a confident man. I'm a confident man, like until 882 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,320 someone goes speak a different language or Dr motorbike, it's 883 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:44,280 only two things I can't do. Yes, I want, I want you speaking 884 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,440 Mandarin on a hardly. Sing a sing in Spanish. 885 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,520 Yeah, that'll be lovely. It'll be class. 886 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,600 I am, yeah. The more I don't think I would 887 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,880 ever do the motorbike thing, but I think I could see cycling. 888 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,640 I could like, I like when you see all boys out cycling and 889 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,960 what to do is to get together on a Sunday morning, go for a cycle 890 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,200 and then go and get a fry somewhere, cycle back. 891 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,840 I like social. It's, I know a lot of people do 892 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,600 cycle and they love the social aspect of it. 893 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,840 I also know several cyclists have been hit by cars because 894 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,800 people lose humanity when they're in. 895 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,520 So I would do it if it was round. 896 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,400 Just like we're just going to go around this cycle path. 897 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,440 Don't talk to me is mental. Yeah, Psychopath. 898 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,680 Yes, Thank you. BMX No. 899 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,800 Please get into BMX and you showing up. 900 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,160 What's up dude? Start the BMX track. 901 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,760 Matches just class that they're like I would love you wouldn't 902 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,200 be. You're doing the Red Bull X 903 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,240 Games or whatever. Yeah, at 50. 904 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:45,720 Yeah, what about like diving? Again, would love to do that and 905 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,040 waters that. No sharks so it have to be in 906 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,200 cold places. Yeah, but like swimming? 907 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,200 Yeah. Yeah. 908 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,200 Do you? Can you swim? 909 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,760 Yeah. Actually very good be sorry. 910 00:42:54,120 --> 00:43:02,560 What's your favourite stroke? Tim Curry, Google app. 911 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,200 That's a good joke. Yeah, just just fucking 912 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,400 breaststroke. Do you? 913 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,440 Will you swim when you're you say you don't want to swim 914 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,200 around sharks, but yeah, when you're going to Australia here, 915 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,600 you won't get no water, will you? 916 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,600 I mean, I've got in the water a bunch of times in Australia, but 917 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,600 every time I do it I'm like, this is scaring the fuck out of 918 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,800 me. I think we were in Australia on 919 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,920 this. If I would go on this trip, I'd 920 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,520 say going to go for a swim, would have it set up and then 921 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,160 come to the time you'd be like, I can't be bothered. 922 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,800 No, we went to the beach last time we were all there. 923 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,720 We did. It was a shitty beach, so it was 924 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,040 an English. Smelly beach one. 925 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,560 Yeah, the last, the last time I was over there was Christmas 926 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,640 time. I was in the water with a made 927 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,480 of mine and we were like like paddling and we went alright. 928 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,440 You and your mate were paddled. Yeah, I mean, we're fucking 929 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,560 having a switch. You're going to meet your 930 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,080 friend, fucking slap some balls that we talk about splashies. 931 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,640 But I said to him, I was like, I was like, when do the sharks 932 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,240 come out? And he went, ah, bat now. 933 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,040 And I was like, what are we doing on here? 934 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,880 Yeah, it's terrifying. Yeah. 935 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,640 OK. Humphreys. 936 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,120 Yep. K Humphreys swam in a river in 937 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,080 Sydney and when he got out, somebody was like, what the fuck 938 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,720 are you doing that's filled with bull sharks? 939 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,560 And he said he just threw up where he was standing. 940 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,360 He was over it. He thought it was the sea. 941 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,640 Yeah, I'm shouting to him. But he was like, he thought it 942 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,040 was the sea. And then he told someone where 943 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,920 he'd been swimming, and they were like, where exactly? 944 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,120 And they sent him a picture of that rough area. 945 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,840 And we're like, is this where you were? 946 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,520 He's like, my hotel is like, right there. 947 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,480 That's where I was. And they were like, mate, that's 948 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,200 like, that's a river. Yeah. 949 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,920 I think the worst place you could be. 950 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,560 There's a few places in Perth where there was a two years ago 951 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,560 there was a girl that was like in a canoe or a kayak with her 952 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,640 mates fell out and the second. I'm not talking to you. 953 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,720 Did she die in this story? Yeah. 954 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,840 Our friends, well, the last words we said were in anger. 955 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,800 No, but she fell in the canoe and bull sharks just fucking 956 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,600 ripped into beds like they're the party. 957 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,960 They're they're nice. Life jacket, you're fucking. 958 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,320 Nerfing. Your roots, you fucking pump 959 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:15,040 you. Yeah, you're stinking. 960 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:23,640 You're awful, fatty. But they are like. 961 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:29,160 Yeah, better all up. Do you think bull sharks are the 962 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,680 ones that will eat anything? That's a great white will bite a 963 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,560 human and go. I don't actually like that, but 964 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,480 you're dead by the time. It's like us, we're drinking. 965 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,280 I'm a great white. I'll drink the old time if it's 966 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,440 what I like to drink. Yeah, you'll drink it. 967 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,960 I'll drink anything. Yeah, yeah. 968 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,720 How long are you going for a? Month. 969 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,320 And are you settled in one place, a lot of them, or as a 970 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,000 concentrate? No. 971 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,920 So I'm going to be basically going gagging all over the place 972 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,840 and then going for a week in Bali. 973 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,000 So I basically like get Austria to have a couple of days, do a 974 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,480 gig, flight to Sydney, do 2 gigs, flight back to Perth, fly 975 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,240 to Bali for a week, flight back from Bali. 976 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,240 The next day I fly to Melbourne, do a gig the day after that 977 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,720 flight of Brisbane, do 2 gigs, then fly back to Perth and fly 978 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,880 back home. So it's it's not a whole day 979 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,360 like. What are you going to do in 980 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,880 Bali? Literally nothing. 981 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,280 Like I don't care about, say, in Bali, I don't care about going 982 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,200 to weave cheap markets. I'm in an all inclusive resort. 983 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,320 I'm going to get sunburned and pitched. 984 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,640 Yeah, for a full week. I've been told you can't drink 985 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,160 the water. The safest thing to do is drink 986 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,160 beer the whole time. I like those done. 987 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,560 I like those videos of Instagram versus reality in Bali. 988 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:45,200 You know when people say like this amazing, uh, cabana type 989 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,720 thing and all, Yeah. And then they show you the real 990 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,600 people go to it and then like pound the camera around and I 991 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,520 say a car park. Yeah. 992 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,920 Do you want my leg on? Yeah, because there's much 993 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,280 Bali's one of those places where like I isn't doesn't it have one 994 00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,200 of the like the like a trash island floating off it somewhere 995 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,440 because they have no infrastructure, so they're just 996 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,720 fucking. Where is Bali, Indonesia. 997 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,080 Indonesia. It's apparently it's like that's 998 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,120 why everyone gets sick. It's like everything's just so 999 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,720 polluted. And a lot of it's probably to do 1000 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,320 with Westerners come over and being like, oh, this is lovely. 1001 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,720 Welcome Slinger here. Yeah. 1002 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,520 But yeah, I've, no, I'm not a very touristy person. 1003 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,440 Yeah, I often find that anything I've gone to see touristy, you 1004 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,560 can Google and get a better image of it. 1005 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:28,880 A. 100% I've said this before, The pyramid in Egypt, I feel 1006 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,080 like I've been there. If I'm there and a minute I 1007 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,880 can't see it. Does that make sense? 1008 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,400 If I'm in it, I can't see the outside of it. 1009 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,160 When you see the Sydney opera's up close, you go. 1010 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,600 It's actually kind of stinking. I've been in. 1011 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,720 It so. Not as big as you think. 1012 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,200 Yeah, auditorium and stuff inside. 1013 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,040 You get them. No, we're talking about it. 1014 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,840 I would love to. It's not unreal, but like to say 1015 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,680 you've done it's great. Yeah. 1016 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,680 But but it's when you actually see the building, you're kind of 1017 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,840 like this looks like a Northern Irish leisure centre. 1018 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,360 Yeah, that was built in this. Well, that's their inspiration, 1019 00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,040 mind. The right Yeah, Brownlow wreck. 1020 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,600 The Tars. What thing? 1021 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,680 Whatever we call in the Palomino, they saw that legend 1022 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,800 there and they won't build us up. 1023 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,400 Yeah, and that's what they. Yeah, that's man. 1024 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,480 Big Leguizad machine. Like the machine when you walk 1025 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,200 in. Yeah. 1026 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,040 Loaded last plan 5A set. I'm jealous. 1027 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,400 Smell of chlorine. I miss Australia. 1028 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,280 It's I love it. It is class I would love to 1029 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 live. What's your favourite City game 1030 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,120 last year before Right There? It depends. 1031 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,200 It's Perth. I love Perth but Adelaide I had 1032 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,000 the best month of my life over there because it was just at a 1033 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,360 Comedy Festival with no solo shows on so I was just doing 1034 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,880 spots for a month. Yeah. 1035 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,200 Yeah, and everybody would go to the same pub at night. 1036 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,560 It's not that big a festival. See, when we like when we 1037 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,320 overlap for a few of those shows and stuff in Australia and like 1038 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,760 that up, it's not so surreal. Yeah. 1039 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,280 Like when we're just like. It might be the only time we hug 1040 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,600 to say hello because even though we've seen each other two weeks. 1041 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,720 I'd be open to doing that more body language. 1042 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:01,680 But there's that weird, there's that weird thing like we're both 1043 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,000 in Australia looking, yeah, there's a guy, Ronnie Neville, 1044 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,960 who's, he's from a Traveller background and me and him, every 1045 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,560 time we bump into each other, we just go look at us. 1046 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,000 I know, but I'm not and I think we went to that and more bar. 1047 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Is that what's called the exit? Yeah, what's called the Exeter. 1048 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,480 Exeter and. You look at the expert. 1049 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,120 And there's just all these comics that you kind of know and 1050 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,040 you're like, how mad that we're the what this thing we do is 1051 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,600 brought us to here and we're just all. 1052 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,800 So many times don't have you talked to a comedian, like who's 1053 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,240 10 times more famous than you that you admire? 1054 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,240 And they say something like, how's your show going? 1055 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,680 Yeah. And you end up having staff room 1056 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,360 chat. Yes, yes. 1057 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,400 With one of your heroes. You're like what the fuck? 1058 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,040 I love it. Are you doing any? 1059 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,320 Are you there for the festivals? You. 1060 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,800 No, I this is the only year and since I've started stand by, I'm 1061 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,320 not doing any comedy festivals call West, but like the the sort 1062 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,040 of bigger ones not doing any. You have done the French. 1063 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,640 Nope way I'm in Australia Journal is it? 1064 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,600 And I think I think it's because I'm starting to feel like a lot 1065 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,280 of comedy festivals are getting a wee bit too greedy. 1066 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,000 This is probably boring stand up. 1067 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,320 No, but I think people, no, I think people are interested 1068 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,760 because they if they like us doing this, then they like stand 1069 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,240 up. Yeah. 1070 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,960 And it's interesting to how it works. 1071 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,880 But I think the thing was especially the Adam of Fringe is 1072 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,640 it's got deer and deer every year today. 1073 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,920 It's insane how expensive. Because it used to be you will 1074 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,880 go right. Well, if I want to save money, 1075 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,360 maybe I'll stay just outside of Edinburgh. 1076 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,200 And now it's got to the point where like you can't afford to 1077 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,760 stay in Glasgow for the month, never mind Edinburgh. 1078 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,000 When we everyone has that idea. When we. 1079 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,760 First went over there was me and two other comedians rented a 1080 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,920 house for a month in Leith, so it was like 10 minutes on a bus 1081 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,280 in the city centre. £18. No, it was like it was there 1082 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,040 even then, but it was like 800 lbs or something. 1083 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,880 Yes, yeah, yeah. Which is insane amount of money 1084 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,120 when you're starting stand up. Like who the fuck has that? 1085 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:53,200 Yeah, the the last time I did it, me and Robbie McShane were 1086 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,440 in a one bedroom flat and it was 1500 each. 1087 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,200 Yeah. And we, the tech turns, one of 1088 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,120 us had a bed for two weeks and the other one slept on the couch 1089 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,560 and we swapped. Yeah, and it's gotten worse 1090 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,640 since then. So especially with the Oasis and 1091 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,000 who else is playing in Edinburgh? 1092 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,960 This year? Oh, Springsteen? 1093 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,320 No. Is it SCDC? 1094 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,320 There was something about there was a couple of hotels where one 1095 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,360 night in the hotel was costing like 7000 LB. 1096 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,800 That's like and it's they're going to ruin their own festival 1097 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,480 because they've they've outpriced working class. 1098 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,320 People, is your gym access to? I think Jim's there. 1099 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,720 Is your, is your breakfast. Included No, it's an Ibis, No, 1100 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,200 but it is just going to here and then it's like you think of guys 1101 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,960 that go over there and sell it a full run and make £120. 1102 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,280 Yeah, yeah. To be in a shipping container 1103 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,240 for a month with no but. What what way can they change it 1104 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:41,000 or what can? Because they always go. 1105 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,720 Landlords are taking the piss 1000%. 1106 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,600 I mean, anyone can see that there, but landlords aren't just 1107 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,040 going to go all right, then we'll take the price down 1108 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,320 before. I think one of the things that 1109 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,800 happened was that that for a while they had people like 1110 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,480 tenants run on an 11 month contract. 1111 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,800 So they'll basically kick tenants out for August and then 1112 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:02,200 double the price of the flats, the counselling, because that's 1113 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,680 fucking pretty rough. Yeah, your home for a month. 1114 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,160 So they stopped. That happened. 1115 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,320 But then that meant that any flats that were available for 1116 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,480 Edinburgh where there was more scarcity. 1117 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,560 So then it was talking to the roof. 1118 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,320 It's had a point where people that have tried to stay in 1119 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,800 Glasgow and come in Edinburgh, even the Glasgow competitions 1120 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,680 going up. Yeah, yeah. 1121 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,760 I mean, yeah, yeah. So Livingston, I looked at, we 1122 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,720 were thinking about doing a couple years ago and I was like, 1123 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:25,560 could we go over as a family and probably get a house not that 1124 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,600 far away and then commute in? Yeah, it was insane. 1125 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,360 Yeah, like it was insane. It's mentally and it's just. 1126 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,120 It doesn't make any sense to do it. 1127 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,960 And what it's going to do is it'll stop anybody who doesn't 1128 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,800 live in Edinburgh, that's working class isn't going to go 1129 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,800 California. Why would you? 1130 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,760 Yeah, and it's going to mean the ACT is no working class actually 1131 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,840 going to be there. So it's going to be a middle 1132 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,000 class, upper class festival for middle and upper class people. 1133 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,160 Yeah, it'll all be those Cambridge Foot. 1134 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,400 Yeah, it'll. Be everyone clicking their 1135 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,480 fingers. Do you want to see a show about 1136 00:52:52,480 --> 00:53:00,840 rape? Yeah, I, I don't, I don't know 1137 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,640 where it is in 2-3 years time. Yeah, I don't see it last most 1138 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,600 longer like, which is a fucking shame because when you're there, 1139 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,960 the worst thing, but it is when you've spent all the money and 1140 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,480 you actually get there you go. This is worth every penny. 1141 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,000 Yeah. Because it's, it's fucking great 1142 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,360 crack. I'm going to do my normal thing. 1143 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,040 I'll go over for a day again this year. 1144 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,400 I don't even know if I'll do a show, but I might just go over 1145 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,280 and watch shows and, yeah, see people. 1146 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,160 But then, well, he's the only person I know doing anything. 1147 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,240 The owners didn't know Willy. I'd maybe head over myself. 1148 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,600 I do like kind of it's. Should we do a day? 1149 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,880 We should. Maybe we could I'm back from 1150 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,760 street on the 16th, so there's still two weeks of Edward tend 1151 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,480 to do it I. Think we should do like a 1152 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,880 morning flight lasting a night flight home? 1153 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:41,400 Still we overnighter. OK, still awake. 1154 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,240 Fuck, that's the whole month. Let's do a show. 1155 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,240 Fuck Australia more. That's good. 1156 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,080 But on the improv show, just be really lazy about it and it's 1157 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,400 just us going what do I does, what do? 1158 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,680 I does no not. Yeah, yeah, we should go. 1159 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,680 Let's go over for a day. Let's do it. 1160 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,080 You drink. I think I'm. 1161 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,480 I still edmar my way. I think I used my my alcohol. 1162 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,520 I honestly think the same, like it took me to Wednesday over 1163 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,720 that stag weekend that I'm like, I have to really fucking knock 1164 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,880 out my head, yeah, I have no money left. 1165 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,480 We're keeping in the time that a conversation we have before. 1166 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,600 This part. With the Martin Lewis. 1167 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,120 I really genuinely was like us, yeah. 1168 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,200 Through all this shit, yeah. Danny Glover. 1169 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,600 That's what a fuck. Absolutely. 1170 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,840 But I can't wait. Like, yeah, I would. 1171 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,280 Would you do any more next year if you had? 1172 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,120 If you had, would have you ever done a full month A. 1173 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,760 Couple of times, yeah, probably not. 1174 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,520 I know it's a weird one. It's such a weird if the if it 1175 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,160 went back to 2013 prices. A week or two, definitely. 1176 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,560 Yeah. More than that, no. 1177 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,280 That's the thing to it has hit that point where like, comedians 1178 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,920 don't need to be there for a month to get an audience 1179 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,080 anymore. Yeah, Yeah, You know what I 1180 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,640 mean. But I like the idea of 1181 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,720 developing a show for a month. Yeah, I think that's great. 1182 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,160 I'll come back bulletproof like I one time looked at Could you 1183 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,560 commute every day? Andrew Ryan did it one time. 1184 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,600 Like I don't think he did the commute but looked at it and it 1185 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,560 was cheaper to fly from London to Edinburgh every day. 1186 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,240 That almost. The same, yeah, it'd be cheaper 1187 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,120 to just do like a late morning flight, yeah. 1188 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,080 And then last thing and they fled home over there. 1189 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,360 If you if you're getting that flight for like £40 a day, 1190 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,120 definitely cheaper. And your tour, would you like 1191 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,800 to, would you like to plug in promote? 1192 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,400 Yeah. Mikey Barton comedy.com for tour 1193 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,720 tickets or what's the show Rocket? 1194 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,080 How to think of something? Like Rocket? 1195 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,440 No, like he's a rocket. So yeah. 1196 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,600 So we've added Bunkerana Dairy. There's a couple other ones come 1197 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,720 out until soon as well. So yeah, making border comedy. 1198 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,000 Come, come see it. Probably the best are ever. 1199 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,000 When do you do it for the first time? 1200 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,360 Have you already home? Australia. 1201 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,560 Oh, that, that's. That's actual start of the day 1202 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,920 like. Will you like, will you wear 1203 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,960 anything in Australia like out there like say at the beach or 1204 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,280 anything that you wouldn't wear at home you. 1205 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,640 Know that's Star Wars T-shirt was bought in Australia very 1206 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:08,040 really I I don't look good in summer clothes so yeah. 1207 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,720 You know you look your best then. 1208 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,560 T-shirt, hoodie, leather jacket. Kind of I. 1209 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,320 Yeah, something that covers all that shit up. 1210 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,960 No, you. Go fuck, he doesn't look too 1211 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,760 bad. Then you take the jacket off. 1212 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,600 You got the fucking size. I fuck up. 1213 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,320 Damn, look at me. Like, do you mean baby Yoda's 1214 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:29,400 got a squint the eye here? What were you flying? 1215 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1216 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,680 yeah, yeah. I'm slumbering again. 1217 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,600 I can't believe it. I actually change your mind when 1218 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,800 you get there. Oh, I will. 1219 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,680 I yeah, but I can't afford it. I did look at it as well and 1220 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,400 it's it's twice as expensive as it was last year. 1221 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,080 Really. Yeah. 1222 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,320 So there's there's. I think it's fun to be a 1223 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,000 complete novelty like I haven't done it since. 1224 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,560 Australia business class thing. Yeah, but business class is 1225 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,560 perfect. All flights that long, everybody 1226 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,760 should have business class. I don't know how to do it. 1227 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,280 Make the plane bigger. Yeah, give everybody we bad. 1228 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,680 There has to be something because it's so enjoyable, to be 1229 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,040 honest. Like when I flew to Sydney first 1230 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:15,440 time I did business class ever and thought to myself I could he 1231 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,080 could do a lap of this airport for an hour and a half and I'd 1232 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,440 be happy enough. Yeah, course, when you're an 1233 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,120 economy, you're going to get me off a Falcon. 1234 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,280 Plane. Yes, yes, yes. 1235 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,840 But again, 4 whiskeys, 2 cokes and you just. 1236 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,240 Every other way, Yeah. Yeah. 1237 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,160 We'll put the link for tickets in the description. 1238 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,480 LA Z Boys podcast comes out every Thursday, Tuesday. 1239 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,440 Tuesday, Tuesday. Thursday. 1240 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:46,640 And we've live show on the 21st of September in Mandela Hall. 1241 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,480 Tickets will be on sale by the time this comes out. 1242 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,360 Yeah, and they're in the description below. 1243 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,840 Mickey Shane, it's been an absolute pleasure. 1244 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 It's been great to be here. No, no, no. 1245 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,720 It'd be genuine. It has been a pleasure. 1246 00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,560 It's been a real pleasure. Thanks, man. 1247 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,400 And I love you. I love you more. 1248 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,640 And I'd like to hug you more. Do. 1249 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,480 You want to hug it? We'll do it often. 1250 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,600 We'll do it after, but we are you coming to Jockster even for 1251 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:08,960 a coffee? I'll. 1252 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,000 Call her for coffee, OK? I'd like it. 1253 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,680 I'd like a team. Mickey Davis with a thought. 1254 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,520 Thank you. You're welcome.