1 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,520 Zippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast with 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,120 me, she, and Todd. Before we get into this episode, 3 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,520 I need to tell you just a couple of things with just a couple of 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,880 things #1 patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. 5 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,760 It's blowing up with the 4000 mark. 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,760 Thank you to everyone for being part of it. 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,840 The Patreon just going to grow bigger and better. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,880 We've got specials on there coming out of our ears. 9 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,480 We've got the the last comedian stars in your eyes. 10 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,560 We've got our live version with comedians of Who Wants to be a 11 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,880 millionaire? We've got live pods. 12 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,840 What else have we got? 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It's going to be a lot of fun. 24 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,400 Your favourite local comics? Just going for it? 25 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,200 Last time was a brilliant night. Andrew Ryan hosted everyone 26 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,080 backstage. Very nervous but it was a fun 27 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:36,720 time And there's a big charity prize for the 1st place winner. 28 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,680 Yeah, yeah, the first place winner and then the 1st place 29 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,240 winner of best. Sort of Best costume. 30 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,560 Costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 31 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,320 Anything else before we? 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Just the name of the chairman. 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,360 That's very funny. The Chairman, MO. 54 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,800 I like to just Nick. It feels like a very vague 55 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,480 nickname. I could give you the chair, but 56 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,520 I hear the chairman's coming and people go, oh, what now? 57 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,920 Don't worry about it. That will be the chairman, just 58 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:25,480 because I love what we set down. Oh yes. 59 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:31,960 So what is this Perriman probe? Oh whoa, look at this. 60 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,000 Some 4 blades on top. Well, it's certainly not 3. 61 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:43,160 Oh my God for your 4 bollocks. If you and me I just want to 62 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,760 stand in a line and do them. It's like a Newton's cradle. 63 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,360 You haven't over to the end of this episode. 64 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,720 So down. What the hell is this for? 65 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,720 You know better than me. It's for your, your face, for 66 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,360 that. When you're need to take your 67 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,240 moustache off there, you just whip it off. 68 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,280 Maybe Tom Segura used that this week. 69 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,200 You see that? Yes, looks different. 70 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,080 Clean shaving. The Chairman, a new product from 71 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,280 Manscaped. This is great. 72 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,320 And they also in this package that I got some power shave gel 73 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,600 for your head and face as well, because you could do if you're a 74 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,440 ball guy, you do your head too true. 75 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,880 That'd be great. Yeah, just one bald now. 76 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,440 They're like T Bolt. I would hear it. 77 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,600 Why did you start in the Papa laser but was out? 78 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,840 I would hear it. Alright then keep a heart 79 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,320 suggest. Carl just. 80 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:41,760 Suggest some fun things. This is this is great and I'll 81 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,600 tell you what you what that feels meaty. 82 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:49,360 Sit back and it feels meaty. It feels weighty. 83 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:55,120 There's a nice, there's a nice we what would you say actually 84 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:00,400 shake that? That's a nice, that's a nice 85 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,920 weight. We've it, we've it wider at the 86 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,160 top. Yeah. 87 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,240 And then towards the base, you know, just like a nice handheld, 88 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,880 I can just about wrap my hand, round up a big black shaver. 89 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,720 This is, this is brilliant Manscape to knock that out of 90 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,480 the park. Again, go to manscape.com if you 91 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,040 want to look at all their products and if there's stuff 92 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,480 you like like this, the new product, the Chairman use a Coat 93 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,240 Tea with me for 20% off and free shipping. 94 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,280 Should give one away. One of these, Yeah. 95 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,200 You're going to part one of these. 96 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,040 I'll give one away. Going to give one away. 97 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,560 Really, what do you want people to do? 98 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,720 Like say in the comp? Should people in the comments 99 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,160 section just tell us why they why they need this? 100 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,160 Why they deserve it? Yeah, and then and then you can 101 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,280 pick. I'll pick. 102 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,600 You can pick next time you're on, you pick who's deserving 103 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,000 them. Do we want real, heartfelt 104 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,840 stories? Yeah, give give me X Factor 105 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,000 audition stages. Show me how sad you can be. 106 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,160 I'm that's who's Christmas will fix OK? 107 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,720 You can also know comment on Spotify so if you want to 108 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,600 comment there as well. Jesus, actually tell me pigs are 109 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,680 flying, folks. We're joined this week by none 110 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:10,560 other than one of my best friends, really good friend of 111 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,160 mine, a young guy who looks very Can I tell you something? 112 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,400 And I don't know how you'll take this. 113 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,680 See, at the minute you look a wee bit HD. 114 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,840 So you're gonna say Asians? No, sorry. 115 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,000 Easy. No, you. 116 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,360 Look like a little like you're. Does sound like a mate you'd 117 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,280 have. It's the. 118 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:34,360 Easy read David AIDS We call me Easy for short. 119 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,520 You you look very defined. Oh, thank you. 120 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,880 You look like a guy. Thank you. 121 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,720 You look like a thank God. Thank God, so much appreciate 122 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:47,640 that. You look like, you know, like 123 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,320 guys from like around or somewhere that would use like a 124 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,040 lot of philtres on their face. Does that make sense? 125 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,120 Just that's anyone with the Snapchat philtre. 126 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,720 I look like an Iranian with the Snapchat. 127 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. 128 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,720 Look like an Iranian. Let me rewind. 129 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,400 You're like an Iranian with the Snapchat Philtre and Iranian and 130 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Iranian. There we go. 131 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,360 But you're looking really good mate. 132 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,720 I think that's very kind. You know what? 133 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,360 You look like you have a little bit of weight off your 134 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,080 shoulders. I don't know what's happened in 135 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,560 in your life or your personal life. 136 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,440 But it's don't have but. Yeah. 137 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,800 Oh, you mean metaphorically? Metaphorically and physically. 138 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,280 I'm just, I'm feeling happy. I'm feeling good, mom. 139 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,080 Which can only mean something terrible's about to happen. 140 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,760 That's what I'm thinking. Because that's what life does. 141 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,080 So that life is like Joe and Affleck show that keeps you on. 142 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,440 And you're like 5 episodes and you're like, this is dragon, 143 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,800 this is shite, Yeah. And then something good happens 144 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,000 at the end. Keeps you on. 145 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,440 That's what about shows where you think that's going to happen 146 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,000 and you go just you wait for this last episode and then it's 147 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,360 over. Like the Nicole Kidman when I 148 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,640 watched. What was that? 149 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,920 Say nothing or something. Say Nam. 150 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,920 Say Nam. Like cold Kidman, say Nam. 151 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,600 This. Year. 152 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:05,840 Say naman Nicole Kidman in Saint Naman What? 153 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,040 Was that show? Her and Leave Schreiber were in 154 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,240 a show. Perfect couple. 155 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,480 The perfect couple say, say no perfect couple. 156 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,680 And it threatened to be. I was like, this is going to, 157 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,160 we're going to get into it here and we just never got into. 158 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,600 It never took off. Never. 159 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,040 Took care it was it was like it was like the flight we tried to 160 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,160 take dumpster. Now oh never took around hassle 161 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,200 people for 10 hours before. Oh God, those I'm going to do to 162 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:34,120 Europe with him and have fun. It's going to be two, two very 163 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,039 different vibes on the trip. When I go to Europe and under 164 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:38,679 Ryan, I'm going to the Middle East for Willie T. 165 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,400 Yeah, because when you travel with Willie T, you learn he is 166 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,120 the most laid back man. Willie T Here's all you need to 167 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,560 do on a flight. Willie T You put him in the 168 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,960 overhead storage compartment, and you go and relax. 169 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,400 Get my wee bag of sweets. Yeah, I you line it. 170 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,640 Yeah, we better. We better sheep's wool up there. 171 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:53,960 I think what you like at the minute. 172 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,600 Yeah. And you set Willie T up there, 173 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,040 you close it and as soon as seatbelts angles off, you'll do 174 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,760 a week. Well, you're right in there and 175 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,120 you're you're delighted. Once you open it, once you open 176 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,520 it, it's like it's like dry ice opening with all that. 177 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,920 I've been vaping in the department, just checking me. 178 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,040 There's just smoke coming out of my. 179 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,280 Can't be up in the Middle East. Can what? 180 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,000 Can what? Can what? 181 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,400 Can what? I can't be up in the Middle 182 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,560 East. I don't think so. 183 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,400 I'm what fucking going on? Maybe you can. 184 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,240 Oh, you can. They love it. 185 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,600 Right, that's a very you're not allowed to they love they. 186 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,640 Smoke so much out there the boys like. 187 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,880 See, that's what I thought. See, if you go in the Middle 188 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,120 East airports, they have like, smoking rooms, egg rooms, but 189 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:35,400 they're wild. Yeah, like boys are just been in 190 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,760 it. Because me and because you can 191 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,960 tell it's like people are on layovers like we were so from 192 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,800 was it door to New Zealand on the way back or New Zealand the 193 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,320 door on the way back and we were in that little layover. 194 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,800 Yes. We had three hours of me and 195 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,800 I'll find the smoking room just to see what it was like. 196 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,800 Yeah, went then just to see what it was like. 197 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,320 There was just to. Expect. 198 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,720 I don't know, I thought of it. But what would it be like if 199 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:59,760 people were smoking in a room? You couldn't understand that? 200 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,160 That was just a curious. It looked like there should be a 201 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,600 like a dodgy poker game in the middle of this room, but there 202 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,800 wasn't. Do you know what it smelled 203 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,320 like? Do you ever go into boogies? 204 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,880 Fix a shit one. No, I know what you mean. 205 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,480 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like a real, like a 206 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,160 fucking like a wee chain franchise bookies. 207 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,880 You look like guy who'd always be in the bookies and giving out 208 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,800 tips that are, like, never come true. 209 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,320 Yeah, like a really bad tipster. You're like, well, I take from 210 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,440 here. I've got one for you and it's 211 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,520 always wrong. Yeah, and I look like the kind 212 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,480 of guy I'm young, but because I'm always in the bookies, all 213 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:32,960 my mates are 75 and above. Yeah, my mate Desi's here. 214 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,440 I used to. I did. 215 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,320 When I first started playing for the for the football club in 216 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,520 Hollywood. I used to do like a wiaka on 217 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,280 Saturdays. I did it like twice. 218 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,040 We are. Well, we are. 219 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,840 You said to. Couple of reactors I did, we are 220 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,000 a couple of weeks in a row when I was like this is what you do 221 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,760 when you play football, you go, you get Iraq, you get to be 222 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,520 accumulator on beforehand. And I did it for like 2 weeks 223 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,960 and then I was like, I don't like. 224 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:04,000 Did you win either of them? No, but like you, you pick like 225 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,080 loads of teams I. Know how it works, I was doing 226 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,880 these from the age of seven. I know how it works. 227 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,600 I that was my dad's Saturday treat because he would always 228 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,720 have mates over and he'd give me a fiver to stick a bet on. 229 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,240 I'm like 7 or 8. They'd be like stick. 230 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,880 But he'd give you the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 231 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,080 And he'd give me the money, turn and give me the teams because 232 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,560 you used to get the big pink sheets out of the bookies. 233 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,080 And I wouldn't know it was gone. So I'd just go back and take. 234 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,280 And I would win a lot when I didn't know how to do it. 235 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,760 Yes. And then, once I became old 236 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,080 enough to know how it worked, didn't win a single time. 237 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,200 Because you're almost thinking about it too much. 238 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,480 Yep. Whereas I was just like, oh 239 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,520 fucking Oxford, that's silly, let's go for. 240 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,680 Them, I won them whenever I was about, I don't know, 10 or 11. 241 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,920 My dad's meet in the gym was my dad used to go to this gym in an 242 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,360 industrial state in East Belfast called Pete's Gym. 243 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,240 And it was like if you were making a Lady at Ease local 244 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:57,040 movie about guys just shift in 10 guys. 245 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,600 Just like no cardio. Like I think the the rule for 246 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,480 this gym was no cardio and you were, if you remember you were 247 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,520 just given a key and you could just go into this. 248 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,960 Do you know where I was? I think the Beers Bridge Rd. 249 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,320 How's your dad even find out about a gym like this? 250 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,840 Just boys. Boys would whisper about it 251 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,560 like. OK, so he's here in Westburn. 252 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,480 You would just hear a whisper about here you need to go this 253 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,320 place and there was like no ever. 254 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,600 It was just it was cold and it was just big fellas pump on our, 255 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:28,280 you know, like, like no Stairmaster, no treadmill, no 256 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,280 gloves, no, and a lot of this noise. 257 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,960 Our hands on wish. A lot of those kind of noises, 258 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,040 yeah. And them. 259 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:40,360 And my dad's mate was doing a bet on the Grand National and he 260 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,480 said to my dad, you know, if you want to pick a whole angle and 261 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,480 down here if you want to give us a favour, I'll put one on for 262 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,240 you. And my dad goes, I'm going to 263 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,280 pick a horse. He goes, I'd put a favour in 264 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:52,920 from you and you pick a horse and I won and I'm £70 and I'm 265 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:58,240 like say I was 10 when you won £70 on a bet. 266 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:03,600 Yeah, like life doesn't get my mind was I was like, umm, should 267 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,440 I move country, you know? Yeah, You're like take. 268 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,360 Me to Smith's and I'll decide what I'll. 269 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,440 Have and I'll just click. And you think that that money is 270 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,840 unlimited in your head? 70 LB buys you whatever you 271 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,240 want. Yeah, I fell a trolley at 272 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,800 Smith's and then my dad goes. Here's the thing. 273 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,920 When we were going to Dundonald to pick up the, my dad was going 274 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,160 in to get the money. My dad goes get something for 275 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,000 Tom to say, like, you know, cheers for putting on the bed. 276 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,880 Might I? And I was like, like what? 277 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,160 I'm starting to panic. I was like thinking of my money 278 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,960 going away and my I go like what? 279 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,720 My dad goes, you know, like a six pack or something. 280 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,440 But he meant obviously like 6 cans of beer. 281 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,600 Yeah, because they were gym guys. 282 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,640 I'll never forget how I felt in this moment because they were 283 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,760 gym guys. I thought for some reason that 284 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,240 he meant, you know, those machines that give you a sex 285 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,320 pack. I was like, I have to buy him a 286 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,720 sex pack machine. And I think they. 287 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,840 Also sorry, you said you know those machines that give you a 288 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,160 sex pack. No myth. 289 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,960 Do you want to? They were, they were. 290 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,440 Huge drop. Tap me over. 291 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,920 They were huge. Back in the day there were 292 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:07,600 machines and Cristiano Ronaldo used to advertise 1 and you 293 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,520 would strap it around your waist and it would like Sam pulses or 294 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,880 like it would like they're obviously it's obviously 295 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,280 bullshit. Yes, yes, there was a fad for a 296 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,200 long time like. A fat burning machine and it 297 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,480 would just like tickle your belly for. 298 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,120 Exactly, Yeah. And then and I was like, if the 299 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,320 option was there, I'd go and physically tickle his belly 300 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,680 instead of shelling out for this. 301 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,960 And I was like, that's going to cost more than 70. 302 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,240 I was like, I'm going to have to buy him like a 200 LB sex pack 303 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,040 machine and then I loan him money for it. 304 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,240 And then I was like 600 beers. That's great. 305 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,200 It's much better. But I've just never got in the 306 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:41,560 like the bet I I I honestly think it would ruin the love I 307 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,200 have for football a bit. I like watching football with 308 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,360 like no pressure on it and I have just the right level of 309 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,160 enjoy it. Really does. 310 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,800 You shouldn't be sweating watching Swansea versus late 311 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,640 Lauren. You shouldn't be on your feet 312 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,680 piercing the room because it's one each. 313 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,360 And boys would be losing, like fucking losing a lot. 314 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,120 And the names of the teams undermine their situation. 315 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,160 Yeah, he's like fucking Russian and Diamonds. 316 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,480 You know, like she's fucking Inverness Caledonia. 317 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,160 That's all. Holidays over. 318 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,200 Fucking Dagenham Red bridge again. 319 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,160 Fuck. Sick. 320 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,320 I remember. You know why I don't back? 321 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,400 Because. It was like and it was like 322 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,200 foreign teams to die. Fucking Mundo FC you bastard 323 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:30,440 from a team Thailand. In the world, you could have 324 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,480 went. We could have went Dynamo Kiev. 325 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,960 No, instead you go Mong Dong, which sounds what you call me 326 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,360 when I wear a tracksuit because I look like Kim Jong Un whenever 327 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,600 I wear shell suits. Hilarious. 328 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:47,720 You're saying you're saying that if you were in like a we all one 329 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,640 unbranded sports tracksuit, you might look like a Middle Eastern 330 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,040 dictator called? Mongong Dong. 331 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,880 Yeah. I look like a guy who dies in 332 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,600 the first round of squad games. When I wear a tracksuit like 333 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,640 you, you immediately see me go. He's not getting far. 334 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:07,520 All right, P Mundo. And Squid Game. 335 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,800 Soon as the big honeycomb game comes up, I'm fucked. 336 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,760 Yeah, second one of that type soon. 337 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,440 Boxing Day, Squid Games 2. It was excellent. 338 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:22,040 But a bit harder. It was excellent, but I don't 339 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,000 know if I'd watch another series. 340 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,440 I enjoy it. You know what? 341 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,400 I. Mean so good I've been busting. 342 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,240 I'm a purist, like I'll do I get enough? 343 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,760 I get enough of that vibe from Takeshi's Castle, you know? 344 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,880 What's that vibe? The fuck does the fuck does that 345 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,600 mean? Boys in a certain. 346 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,960 Part do you want to see squid games that I had a Curry earlier 347 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,760 now you're right I've had enough of that here's. 348 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,520 What that vibe is boys in a certain part of the world having 349 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,080 fun, that's what that. Is not what Squid Games is. 350 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,960 They're dying. They're getting murdered. 351 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:59,400 Do you watch that? Show me like what a fun time 352 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,440 someone gets their next. I'm watching the Titanic thing. 353 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,880 Like, yeah, it's a holiday. You know what I mean? 354 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,880 OK, it's a shit holiday, but it's a holiday. 355 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,760 Years. It's going down to the kitchen. 356 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,079 Would you rather be at home? Would you rather be at home? 357 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:22,200 I know I stopped betting as a kid because I did use the bet a 358 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,280 lot and then when I was like 12 or something my dad gave me £20 359 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,960 to go to the Ice Bowl. He was like, have yourself a 360 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,200 good week Saturday night. £20 yeah. 361 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,840 What are you, the ambassador of Switzerland? 362 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,840 Yeah, 24 lbs British pounds in my hand sent me down to the Ice 363 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,920 Bowl. I spent it in half an hour on 364 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,000 the poker machine. Which you? 365 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,720 Couldn't reach the top. See I was going to say you that 366 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,160 would look weird if I did that as a kid, but you always look 367 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,840 like you could either be a kid or a 47 year old man. 368 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,680 I'm telling you, watch. Watch Penguin. 369 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,400 More Penguin. Look at the flashbacks. 370 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,200 Is when he's a kid. Yeah, me. 371 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,760 I don't know. I was because I got a foot up. 372 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,920 Thieves not on fully me. Yeah, he's just a wee chubby. 373 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,400 Kept it like Hey Ma, you deserve the best. 374 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,320 We'd be any Penguin. Yeah, I am. 375 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,440 Yeah, I spent the £20 in the poker machine. 376 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,480 Are you? I'm pretty sure I used to get a 377 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,920 fiver for a night out. Yeah, but we're like 10 years 378 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,040 apart. Yeah, but inflation didn't go 379 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,800 four times. I've met. 380 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,400 I was a credit. I was a fucking credit crunch 381 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,560 baby. Recession hit me hard. 382 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,760 Yeah. So I mean I was about 10 in the 383 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:30,360 credit crunch it. 10-11 I used to get a fiver and it was more 384 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,200 than enough until Odyssey started. 385 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,560 Because that's your. First, Angie Con, you wouldn't 386 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:40,560 spend them. Apologise. 387 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,280 I'm sorry you're not stingy. Fee see for some reason I I 388 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,160 would I would hate getting accused of being instead. 389 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,040 I know you would. I would say it because I know 390 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,520 you're not OK, but it's kind of ruined the vibe that I've had 391 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,480 that immediately. I would go the other way. 392 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,200 You are me to say yeah, but I would say. 393 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,200 I would say you are very generous. 394 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,560 Thank you. I would say we both are them. 395 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,040 Yeah, I would say that. Yeah, you're like, you're one of 396 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,040 those you're hard to let someone pay for you, which is a nice 397 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,960 product, but I'm a nice product, that nice quality. 398 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,800 It's a nice product. You got kid. 399 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,040 You never let someone pay for you. 400 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,000 But I'm, you know what I'm like, I'm like, let me get this. 401 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,040 And you're like, no, you don't need to. 402 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,560 And then we end up arguing constantly. 403 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,240 How? Here's a real question. 404 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,320 What do you have there, Tony? All right. 405 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,360 Is that a personal thing or to do with the podcast? 406 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,000 Podcast. Podcast What is it? 407 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,600 I think it's the new year time. What's that? 408 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,640 One of your own machines. On the machine. 409 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,320 Sex pack machine Somebody are we computers? 410 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,960 Are coming in next week just grating cheese on their ABS like 411 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,440 boys love it. But you talk to me about your 412 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,800 weightless. You're still in the half down. 413 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,840 Yeah. What's the goal of your goal in 414 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,360 mind? Just just a look. 415 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,760 Cease to exist. Do you want to be spelt? 416 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,160 What? Just that I just want to be 417 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,080 molecules. And people like Willie's looking 418 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,360 well. And I'm like, thank you, but you 419 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,000 can't see me. You can see, like a thin outline 420 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,720 on me. Yeah. 421 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,480 Like a ghost in Harry Potter. Yeah, I will be translucent, 422 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,600 Right? That's what I want. 423 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,040 Yeah, so you want to be translucent? 424 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:16,000 Translucent. Umm, do you have a target 425 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,800 waiting mode? Not really, right? 426 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,200 Usually look and feel good. I have a more a target look 427 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,760 rather than a a target weights because. 428 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,960 What's the look, boy? Shredded. 429 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,520 High definition Iranian. I want to be a boy one more 430 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,320 time. You want to be a shredded high 431 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,920 definition Iranian boy? Yeah, that's the dream. 432 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,640 That's the best people to be right now. 433 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:41,040 Do you do you feel better cerebral palsy wise? 434 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,560 Like less pressure on your joints? 435 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,600 That's a genuine question. I know, and it's because. 436 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,800 When you're heavy, when you're. Feel better cerebral palsy wise. 437 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,200 No, but like when you're fatter, you are like heavier. 438 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,920 Sorry, sorry. What the fuck? 439 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:55,880 What? No. 440 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,000 No, finish your question. When you're when you're more, 441 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,600 when you're more weight inclined. 442 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:08,520 What the fuck does that mean? When you have more of a surplus, 443 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,960 yes of. Stones when there's an excess of 444 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,640 fat on my body. That is harder on your joints, 445 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,560 Yeah, because you've got to walk that around. 446 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,240 Yeah. So then you walk worse. 447 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,200 So what I'm? Saying my body, I've got to walk 448 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,480 that around. You've got to go in public with 449 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,360 that. No, you can't have chips. 450 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,720 You have to go outside. Do you when you have less 451 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,880 weight, is it easier to walk and bring your arms on? 452 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,720 It is, yeah. I'm not my arms. 453 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,080 Arms wouldn't be affected. What? 454 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,000 It's been your. Joints, Fatima, that my arms 455 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:49,120 like way 3 stone each. Are you asking me if I have a 456 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,960 better wingspan when I'm scaly? Is that what you're asking me? 457 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,320 But for my legs, definitely, yeah. 458 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:56,960 Because that's. I know what they are. 459 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,400 The only muscular bet the mouth. You can't see the Montgomery. 460 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,160 But they're here. I didn't leave. 461 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,920 Didn't leave. Fuck you. 462 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:08,840 That's why you can't see them. Yeah. 463 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:09,920 Yeah. Do you not know? 464 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,920 My legs don't touch the ground and I sit back on this. 465 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,760 Suppose you just can't see. I kick my legs all the time. 466 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,480 I'm having a great way to. But, yeah, so my, my legs are 467 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,760 like the most muscular part of me because they have to carry 468 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,720 the fucking weight about. So I know that's the one benefit 469 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:25,960 is. Yeah. 470 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,720 I have outstanding calves. Yeah. 471 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,120 On the plus side, cool calves. I'll die at 40 and they won't be 472 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,520 able to close the coffin because of these. 473 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,160 Fucking yeah, Balmoral. Don't know that about you. 474 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,880 Deplorable man. Yeah, but those calves? 475 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,560 Some calves those. Calves. 476 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,680 Yeah. What kind of funeral do you 477 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,160 want? Would you want the sad one? 478 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:50,320 Would you want the breath? Would you want more that's more 479 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,400 of a celebration of your life, Or do you want people to be sad? 480 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,440 I want a roast Yes Joe, when Graham Chapman died from mother 481 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,000 Python Python. Monty Graham Cox and I'm 482 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,240 thinking what is your Graham Cox in a blur? 483 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,240 Graham, There's Graham Cox. Graham Cox? 484 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,040 Yeah, but what about his youngest? 485 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:15,040 That's Graham Cox. It is Graham Chapman, isn't it? 486 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,760 From multi Python, Yeah right. So when he died, they all 487 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,440 roasted him. At his funeral John Cleese got 488 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,200 up and was like I just want to say good riddance to this cheap 489 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,920 bastard, good read the good rubbish and just slags them off 490 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,120 for like 10 minutes. I want that, John. 491 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,440 Cleese been annoying me recently. 492 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,200 Ha, say I'm fucking John Cleese. He's been there. 493 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,440 I don't know. He just pops up and we'll do 494 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,040 like short interviews or whatever and you're like. 495 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,720 He talks about things being woke. 496 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,720 It's like everything's too PC now. 497 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:47,160 That's why my wives keep leaving me because of the woke, because 498 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,560 I woke. No, no, I'm not doing this 499 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,680 because I need to promote the tour because I'm on my 14th 500 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,400 divorce. No, no, no, it's just things are 501 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,600 too woke. It's almost like. 502 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,280 Why is it every time a man gets divorced they just go on YouTube 503 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:02,040 and start giving off about being 1GB news wouldn't have any 504 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,480 presenters if just met all the marriages. 505 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,280 Yeah, they're all yeah. What is it about getting 506 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,760 divorced where you wake up, look at the empty bed beside you, 507 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,160 feel a little bit lonely in the house and go fucking Muslims? 508 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,920 Why is that a thing that's happening? 509 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,680 Fucking. What's his name from here? 510 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,120 Eamonn Holmes giving off, You know, don't give me a face. 511 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,560 Fucking right. No, no, no, no, no, no. 512 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,760 I'm on board. I'm on board. 513 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,640 He's giving off. He's like, oh, here's how I've 514 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,000 no one ever cared how you thought about things. 515 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,120 That wasn't your thing. You stood in the corner and you 516 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,360 interviewed Peter Andre on a fucking Wednesday morning and 517 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,840 Gino Gino would make you a wee dish and you eat it. 518 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,400 You fucking clean that plate every time. 519 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,520 And now he's giving off about all the new John Lewis advert. 520 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,360 Speak to your kids. Do you know what's the deal? 521 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,600 What? Oh man. 522 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,880 That was in me. That was. 523 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,400 I needed that. You think they're like, like, 524 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,600 having problems in the marginal and they just look at that bed 525 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,120 and they're like, I know what I need to do. 526 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,600 And their friends are like, yeah, like, speak to speak to 527 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,040 your wife. And he's like, no, no, no, no, 528 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,800 no. Get in touch with GB News Save 529 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,920 their heart. Yeah, it's like a guy Billy 530 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,280 Piper left him. What's his name? 531 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,200 Lawrence Fox. Oh. 532 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,800 Fuck, Don's got personal be for Lawrence Fox, but he's the same. 533 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,320 No, I mean, wife leaves them and I was like, oh, they're letting 534 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,800 the gays into the schools. The fuck are you talking? 535 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,560 About yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. Just like, you know, maybe. 536 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,480 She's too woke up. No mental. 537 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,920 Yeah. But the idea of like, yeah, that 538 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,600 is that is the the interview thing that annoys me is, is 539 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,440 going, it's all too woke nowadays. 540 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,200 Yeah, can't say anything anymore. 541 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,600 You can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 542 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,160 I just did. But it's, but it's so much time 543 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,360 spent saying that you can't say anything, that you're not saying 544 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,120 anything. Yeah. 545 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,720 Well, then what are you? What are you saying? 546 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,800 Yeah. You know. 547 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,960 But that's if you go there like what do you want to say that 548 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,240 you're not being allowed to say yes, don't know just. 549 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,160 Just don't show up. If. 550 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,280 You want to say sure it's. Just a black woman hosting 551 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,840 football matches now. Just don't like it. 552 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,360 Yeah, it's every Joy Barton interview. 553 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:09,800 Yeah, well, he's he. You're on the side. 554 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:17,880 Shut up. He wants he wants a job like 555 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:27,640 love. I think I'll die in myself. 556 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,440 I, I, I, I think he's not. He feels like he's not loved. 557 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,600 Do you think legacy as a footballer, he's not respected 558 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,680 and he feels that or more personal level of love, like 559 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,800 he's not getting hugs in the morning? 560 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,360 I think personal level, right, I think he's real because the 561 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,120 people that are into him and, like, support what he says are 562 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,040 all in. Yeah, he could tweet anything. 563 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,120 Good on you, Joey. You're telling it like it is, 564 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,600 not. Someone has to say it. 565 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:57,880 So I think he is receiving like love there and positivity there 566 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,160 and all that. So I don't Ness. 567 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,480 I don't even think he means a lot of what he says. 568 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,000 Yeah. But I think because from some 569 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,480 corner of X, whatever, he can get this positive reaction. 570 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,000 I think he's doing it. And I actually think you don't 571 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,200 like in goodwill hunting. Yeah. 572 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,880 Like I think he needs a Robin Williams to be like, it's all 573 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,680 good, man. And he'd be like, no, no, no. 574 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,760 And the guys. No, But seriously. 575 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,920 Women's. And you go to, you go, Joy. 576 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,520 It's OK. It's all right. 577 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,080 And he's like, no, no, I'd had 1000 penalties past the England 578 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,360 female goalkeeper. I'd score 1000 you joy. 579 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,560 And then I think. Rangers wasn't your fault. 580 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,280 I think he'd breakdown and. He would, he would. 581 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,080 But that is the I think now the thing of people who can't get 582 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,120 jobs on TV like old presenters who were big them through. 583 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,600 Whatever happens they then go Oh well I can make money off 584 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,880 YouTube by pretending I give a fuck about this thing. 585 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,160 Yeah, I think base level they do back some of their opinions, but 586 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,360 I think there's a need then to sensationalise your opinion. 587 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,280 It can. Also be they have a normal, not 588 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,120 a normal opinion, but a somewhat controversial opinion, but it's 589 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,880 not that bad, some of them. And then they'll get a lot of 590 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,640 pushback from like Twitter and stuff because those people don't 591 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,760 go outside, yes. And then they start getting 592 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,080 abuse from that. And then they'll start other 593 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,400 people who disagree will be like, now you're one of us now. 594 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,040 And they end up going into that pipeline. 595 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,480 Yeah, Because it's like, Oh well, these people aren't 596 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,160 cussing me out, so I'll just be there. 597 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,480 If GB News wanted to host, hypothetically, right? 598 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,800 Yeah. And the CEO GB News. 599 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,240 Yeah, don't isolate. Would not shock me, we're not 600 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,520 shock me at all. And you would pay no attention 601 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,800 to what happens on the channel. I would think we were liberal. 602 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,400 Someone sent me a YouTube club. I believe Kamala lost and 603 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,560 everyone's giving you dirty looks. 604 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,680 I am. I'm see your GB News. 605 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,800 I get in touch with you. I go Willy, we would like you to 606 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,560 chair a panel show every night and it's called that. 607 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,960 It's called Willy Whispers. It's a working title. 608 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,400 Running through the town and. We want you, Willie whisper, to 609 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,400 have a load of like commentators on that kind of thing. 610 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,520 No, it's going to be it's going to be a right leaning show. 611 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,680 OK, OK. And we want you to, if someone 612 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,440 does make a point that's very much on the right, we want you 613 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,040 to we we want to close up to you, call Willie, come and we 614 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,120 want you to go like this with a big thumbs. 615 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,640 Up I mean women these are so I'm always right leaning, but would 616 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:28,480 I do? But it's, it's, it's 180, a 180 617 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,320 grand a year. No. £1,000,000 a year. 618 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,880 That was be. Real. 619 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,720 Be real. Your stations go on the ship 620 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,280 because that's awful negotiating. 621 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,760 Give you 50 grand though. 3 million. 622 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,440 All right then. Am I allowed to sabotage it or 623 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,320 do I have to agree? Have to agree. 624 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,600 No can that. You have to release a statement 625 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,800 once a month going I back all this. 626 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,360 It's all quotes of things they've said and me going 627 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,800 grilled linens. All right. 628 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,480 He was my favourite one that's went down that rabbit hole. 629 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,200 Not to touch on his initial points because it's not 630 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,040 something I really know about. But see, when you're getting to 631 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,600 the stage where 2 in the morning you're dressing like a little 632 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,000 girl on your own chat rooms, maybe take away step back. 633 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,840 Even like the chat room. Still odd. 634 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,800 You know that doesn't add to make it weirder that you decide 635 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,560 to jump online, do you? Know what I mean though? 636 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,280 He was like, oh, the he's like. There's a lot of weirdos about. 637 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,480 The Internet made my wife leave me and you're like, you're you 638 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,200 know, we skirt at 3:00 in the morning. 639 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,400 The fuck are you? Doing Joey like if I was a big 640 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,640 animal rights activist, I'm really believed saying that, 641 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,880 like that's a mental thought. Really believed you like 642 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,240 shouldn't have dogs off. I thought something woke like 643 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,720 that. I leave them in the car, not in 644 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,160 my dogs. I scramble them up, put them in 645 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,800 my car, leave them there. I feel like leaving the airport 646 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,640 car for but like if I really believed in animal rights and 647 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,880 then at 4:00 in the morning I'm dressed up like a weed. 648 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,960 Believed in animal. I really believed in some woke 649 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,920 shit like that, right? If I was gay, I believe that 650 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,680 you're not allowed to punch cats or whatever. 651 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,440 And then at 4:00 in the morning, I'm just dressed up like a wee 652 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,400 cat, shitting on the floor and all. 653 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,720 That's weird. What? 654 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,160 What? You would do that? 655 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,160 Let's sit on the floor dressed like. 656 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,360 A wee cat. Yeah, I hate cats. 657 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,760 What about with cartoon the the West Ham player? 658 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:33,480 It was that, by the way, is that it was that fucking like 659 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:39,160 deplorable video where like he should have gone to gaol for 660 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,320 like attacking that cat some. Fucking striker. 661 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,280 But he should But. It's so connection the fuck. 662 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,280 But to me, right, to me, he should have gone to gaol for 663 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,960 that. And then what about laying four 664 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,720 weeks after? And he was part of the reason 665 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,920 why he's left English football is because like any ground he 666 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,360 went to after, when he walked onto the pitcher, kicked the 667 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:03,800 ball, people just go. He was getting me out. 668 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,000 He had to leave English football. 669 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,160 I don't. Remember that video because it 670 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,240 was one of those always in trouble and you're like, oh, is 671 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,640 it like assault or what's he done? 672 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,480 You're like this, Volley the cat. 673 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,400 Yeah, like multiple. Straight, no video that they put 674 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,080 it out. Yeah. 675 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,880 It's like, what do you call that woman like 10 years ago got in 676 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,880 trouble because she was on CCTV outside the shop stroking a cat. 677 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:31,480 She just picks it up. See if that if she had just left 678 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,200 that if she had left that like five years and done it during 679 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,320 like the COVID times. No one bats and I people go, you 680 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,920 know, live your. Truth about the week? 681 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,640 Yeah. Live your truth. 682 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,360 But for them, that was news. Ever. 683 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,000 That was a time before everybody was mental, yeah, you know. 684 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,840 You could throw cats in a pen. Remember, no one said anything. 685 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,640 To wear leg. Maybe it was a different time, 686 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,080 Maybe, but that was just the way. 687 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,840 We live our country. You'd go out, you'd throw a cat 688 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,520 in a pen home. Chinese on back Saturday night 689 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,400 take away. But I love when she got 690 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,800 interviewed. About that, I suppose Alton 691 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,280 Decker being you know, they're being recast now. 692 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,320 Suppose they're black and gay now. 693 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:20,200 Anthem deck it's not even out and deck it's 8 Muslim men. 8 694 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,560 Chinese trans women or it's it's 8 disabled. 695 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,520 Chinese trans men or and there's this wasn't called that mountain 696 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:35,600 deck. Not my breath. 697 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,880 We don't run the waves anymore. I know from people to We used to 698 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:46,000 be an empire in the 1700s. You were born in 19. 90 by the 699 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,360 way, by the way, your etiquette wasn't superb when you didn't 700 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,600 have that empire. They they, they, they, they just 701 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,320 went to far lands. Or excuse me, would you? 702 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,520 Is there any chance we could like rent this? 703 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,880 Like would we be able to? And the local people are like, 704 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,920 yeah, no problem. Yeah, just rather love their. 705 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,280 Wave them off. Thank you for everything Jesus 706 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,760 Christ. I think all empires should give 707 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,960 stuff back like. Who? 708 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,520 What? Sorry. 709 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,159 All empires should be giving stuff back in museums and all. 710 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,639 Yeah, been B series, the Elgin Marbles and all. 711 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,880 The what? Elgin Marbles. 712 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,120 So do we. What's the Elgin Marbles? 713 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,320 I think they're from Greece. Yeah, yeah. 714 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,159 A part of me is like yes, and then also a part of me is like. 715 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,120 What's the no part and why is it no? 716 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:34,880 Learn how to fight, life's not easy you don't scrap I get your 717 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,960 shit. Also as a couple 100 years ago 718 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,159 at what point does just me on me having it? 719 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:44,400 Does it become mine? Like if you and like if you give 720 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,159 me a if you give me AT shirt and then 30 years later you come 721 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,000 look at it back, it's kind of your fault for not asking for it 722 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,840 before then I may have. But then I'd be like, will you 723 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,159 still have it? So then can I have it? 724 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,800 Yeah, but I've had it for 30 years. 725 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,960 It's. OK, but my smell, right? 726 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,080 Well, I'm sure you've enjoyed it. 727 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,120 What if I gave you money for it instead of giving you the thing 728 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,320 back but at a reduced value because of I have No, I've been 729 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,840 watching for 30 years. That's not You think a shirt's 730 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,080 going to be the same value after. 731 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,320 Yeah, but it's my sentimental value meet. 732 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,240 You've enjoyed it for 30 years. Good for you. 733 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,480 Brilliant. Could I have a back then? 734 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,160 Because you have it. I could easily just have it. 735 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,560 I'll come pick it up. Don't even drive to my house. 736 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,680 If I was Grace, I go. We'll be over. 737 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,360 They'd probably get a deal on EasyJet. 738 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,800 Because Stelius. That's mine. 739 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,640 Who's Stelius? Stelios owns EasyJet. 740 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,320 Said like it's a guy you know. Steli the documentary. 741 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200 I don't know what you're. Talking fly with me is that what 742 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,320 it's called? All but EasyJet. 743 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,360 Stelios owns EasyJet. Is that is he the guy that 744 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,960 dances with his son and Britain's got down? 745 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:48,520 Stavros, and that's my dad by the way. 746 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,920 I'm joking. I do think they should give 747 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,320 things back before. That gets done, done, done. 748 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,000 Cut that out. Fuck that out. 749 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,240 No, don't cut that out, I do think. 750 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,960 What a shit guy. It's just funny because that's 751 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,520 not the opinion everyone. Else would GB news What if GB 752 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,400 News Well, William, we want you and your dad to do Stavros 753 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,800 flatly performance every night and even if you aren't talking 754 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,440 or whatever run close is that would pay your loads and be 755 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,520 reliable be when we have me. And Dave could do me and dad by 756 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,280 the bats giving away with Sarge Risers doing stuff. 757 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,680 Ross Flatley. They they they had some wrong 758 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,400 when you breakdown what that. Is. 759 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,120 When you when you breakdown what that act is, they would, they 760 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,400 would, I'm sure they got. Physically didn't run, but no, 761 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,400 that's very physical act. That's me being bitchy. 762 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,200 I love you're backtrack on everything in this episode. 763 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,800 I believe you should give that back. 764 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,480 No Starbucks flat. No. 765 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,720 I'll respect the art. Yeah, that works better. 766 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,680 They could do with their own. And then remember the dancer, 767 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,160 man, I couldn't do that now. No, the we like, Yeah. 768 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:51,840 Yeah, I know. I'm always great. 769 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,720 Do you Have you ever been to the Ulster Museum? 770 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,040 Maybe once or twice. You have made in recent years, 771 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,880 no, it is good to walk around like and see some because you're 772 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,160 like it is mad. But I still what are we stroked? 773 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,760 We we're no, we, we don't. Huh. 774 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,040 Who's mommy? He stole someone's mommy. 775 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:17,640 That's my mommy in there. It's bastards. 776 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,640 It's. Bastards my nose. 777 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,080 Doesn't my nose always look like I'm trapped in a glass case? 778 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,800 Same place. Help me. 779 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,280 We have a wee mummy but I don't think that's stolen as such. 780 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,040 Where Egypt has fucking where else? 781 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:40,720 There is not mummy from. Up the road, I think Egypt have 782 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,360 low. I don't. 783 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,360 I think that's like on loan to the Ocean Museum, you know? 784 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,480 What? Mummies are like old Pharaohs 785 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,640 and stuff? They're not just hand in the 786 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,520 mouth Pharaohs. Yeah, Pharaoh. 787 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:54,600 Yeah, 600 BC Jesus love. I'm so me. 788 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,680 I'm 2 year old for us here. Oh, here people come. 789 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:03,000 Jesus, Jesus, I remember him coming out. 790 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,520 He was then, now that term, like a fellow's elbow, he was. 791 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,840 Back in the day and Jesus couldn't get away from him. 792 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,960 Good thing hanging, right? You wouldn't need a back Harriet 793 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:23,440 bottle levy on Do your stuff. Funny to think it's actual 794 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,000 mummies in the Austrian museum but that. 795 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,360 But I don't know if stuff in the Austrian museum stolen. 796 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,600 I hate to think. Where to get the mummy from? 797 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,800 Can you buy but? You can. 798 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,120 You can load that they'll have. Stuff We get a tea with me, 799 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,520 Mummy I. Would love that. 800 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,800 Oh yes they have stuff on loan from other other museums, 801 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,880 certain collections. But I mean it actually is mad 802 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,520 when you look at something you go that is from the Bronze Age, 803 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,920 like that we Arrowhead or something is from that time and 804 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,920 it's just that close to me. That's what they tell you, 805 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,480 anyway. It's all spoof I think. 806 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,480 It's all spoof. What is 1000 years old? 807 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,880 Joe Way? There's Pete Young Earthers. 808 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,480 I'm younger than. That's not even that old. 809 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,000 You think it's a thought? Yeah. 1000. 810 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,440 Years old. 600 years old. Yeah, yeah, I think it's as old 811 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,200 as I am. It's 28 years, 29 at a push. 812 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,320 Yeah, I hope we don't have stolen stuff, but if we do it 813 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,240 would hope we would give it back. 814 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,400 So the mummy is called Taka Booty. 815 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,520 That's right. Taka Booty. 816 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,320 That's right. I've seen him. 817 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,800 I've seen it. Was acquired in the ancient 818 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,160 Egyptian city of Thebes by Thomas Gregg from Hollywood, 819 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,720 County Down, and brought to Belfast in 1834. 820 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:33,440 So he just saunters into Thebes, Thebes, Thebes just saunters in, 821 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,080 takes their mummy. No, I don't think it was quite 822 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,320 like, I think you you buy it. I don't know in 1834? 823 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,960 You acquire it, but they're being with. 824 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,120 Any crypto like you know, I don't, I think he's stolen. 825 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,280 I'm reading a book about the way they excavated those terms. 826 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,520 Don't care. Thebes was a huge site and they, 827 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,320 yeah, all like archaeologists. That's what you interrupted me 828 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,960 to say, that you're reading a book and that's all you have to 829 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,120 say about. It you have a thief, but I 830 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,200 didn't know there was. Your your take away from a book 831 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,400 about excavation. Your takeaway point was 832 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,720 archaeologists. That's what you have. 833 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,680 You read one word of that book and then put it. 834 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,680 That they found so many. Yeah, there's loads. 835 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:17,640 And the way like the way the sites were preserved underneath. 836 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,880 See if you see the the the tomb of of Tutankhamun. 837 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,920 Yeah. It was preserved the way it was 838 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,240 left. Yeah, it wasn't he the youngest? 839 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,000 He was only in par for like a year, yeah. 840 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,520 He's like 19 or something. He's dead weak and all, wasn't 841 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,080 he? Yeah, because they have this 842 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,080 beautiful, like they portray him as being beautiful. 843 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,360 And then they did like a reconstruction stinker. 844 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,200 Complete stinker. But he was buried with toys and 845 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,480 all, not like anal beads. And not I didn't think I don't 846 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,480 think it was I was going to be what you mean like monopoly and 847 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,880 like don't wake dad. No, like we couldn't come in 848 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,760 like. Actual a lot. 849 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,880 They found lunch boxes and stuff in his what he was buried with. 850 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,040 The founder of those Simpsons fridge magnets from the 90s and. 851 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,440 Loads of shit in there. The we the we rubber things you 852 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,120 put in the top of your pencil. We football kits, he had them. 853 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,400 He loved collecting, like all corners. 854 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,840 Tamagotchi still alive after all this time? 855 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,960 Here's a. Fun to walk around. 856 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,520 About pyramids, like you're saying from like 600 BC, do you 857 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,760 know in Cleopatra's time they were still like the ancient 858 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,560 periods? They were further away from 859 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,320 Cleopatra than we are from Cleopatra. 860 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,720 I sounded like that could have been real up until I said that. 861 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,720 You're right, you're right because we think of that period 862 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,960 of Egyptian history as being like a couple of 100 years old. 863 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,320 Yeah, but then the the fact about, I'll butcher this, but I 864 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,320 remember them about the Romans that we are further, we are 865 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,920 closer to the Romans than the Romans were to. 866 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,160 So it's that Cleopatra. Cleopatra is closed closer to 867 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,840 the iPhone than she is to the pyramids, yes. 868 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,440 That's what I was trying to fucked. 869 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,400 It up wild is that? Yeah, Rosa Parks was live and 870 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:06,160 Shrek came it. She was, Yeah, she was. 871 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,720 Was Shrek the 1st movie released after 911? 872 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,280 If we say yes, what are you going to say? 873 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,760 There is conspiracy? What's a conspiracy on this? 874 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,800 Conspiracy. What do you think? 875 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,520 I think Farquaad did it. They track about 912 I think. 876 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,680 I think it was like the month after. 877 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,680 A month after, yeah. Yeah, I think it was or. 878 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,200 You used to bring in movies all the time. 879 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,440 That feels like there's not that many. 880 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,880 But I'm a time recording. I'm going like this Saturday 881 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,120 night after the SSE to see Gladiator 2. 882 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,800 You are? I haven't seen Gladiator. 883 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,320 I invited you, but you can come. I know, I'm sorry. 884 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:44,800 I'm on terror so like I haven't seen Gladiator 1. 885 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,240 You're joking. What? 886 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,720 The fuck though? Maximus Decimus around us. 887 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,840 Don't do bets from movies I haven't seen. 888 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,720 Husband doesn't give it away. Husband to a murdered wife, 889 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,800 father to a murdered to a murdered son. 890 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,920 And I will have my vengeance in this life next. 891 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,640 Does he get it or did he die? Does he get his vengeance? 892 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,240 Yeah, one hand, yes. In the other hand, no. 893 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,320 He does get his vengeance, but he gets. 894 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,760 Murdered straight after? Yeah. 895 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,440 I haven't even seen it predicted it. 896 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,480 You should watch the movie I. Predicted that 25 year old 897 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,200 movie. It is, it is unbelievable. 898 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,560 I've heard it's good, but I'm saying. 899 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,040 One of the best. Will you watch it? 900 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,000 No, why? It's not my thing. 901 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,440 That's a great cinematic movie. We. 902 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,760 I've discussed always with Karen. 903 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,760 I discussed this. I've seen every terrible movie 904 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,560 known to man, every good movie I haven't seen. 905 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,960 Yeah, Joe, I mean. Kerry cracks up when I've seen. 906 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,720 Thunderbirds Argo I haven't seen fucking don't be mad please. 907 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,640 Stop the hating, just be clear. I don't remember the movie or 908 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,360 just remember that song, but I did see the movie. 909 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,160 Movie is awful. Is it? 910 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,800 Still Thunderbirds on and the the plot is. 911 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,760 Hold on, do you see an impression? 912 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:59,040 Thunderbirds, Yeah. What the fuck? 913 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,480 It's not, so do that again for. It's the old time when they're 914 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,880 on strings. Yeah, I should have put that. 915 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,600 Just look like a lobotomized man. 916 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,400 Oh, imagine saying that. Don't worry, he's here to see of 917 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,640 the day. Brains and Virgil and all the 918 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,760 boys like I love the Thunderbirds growing up. 919 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,520 Before my time. Every other one looks like 920 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,000 Thunderbirds. But wasn't Thunderbirds. 921 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:29,040 Oh, Captain Scarlett. Everybody wanted the the T100, 922 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,840 what it was called the Thunderbird ship Green. 923 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,320 Anchor with the T2 or something or. 924 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,520 T2 might have been it. It was green. 925 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,680 And big Auberg looking. Yes, and everybody want If you 926 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,240 went to someone's house and they had that, forget about it. 927 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,880 Because it had the yellow one inside it. 928 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,480 Was that Thunderbird four? Yeah, that we sub do. 929 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,200 You know what, the next toy that I remember being like, if people 930 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,960 have that, fucking forget about it. 931 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,400 The I turned into a deli owner in Brooklyn there. 932 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,880 Forget about it. Yeah. 933 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,040 He's got the he's got the second Thunderbird, the WWE. 934 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,200 Titan from where the wrestlers had to be metal strips on their 935 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,600 legs and if you pushed it on a certain part it played their 936 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,680 entrance music. It was so cool during the Titan 937 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,120 Tron. But it was on rail it. 938 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,160 Would always go in the stone if because some of them that would 939 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,160 have like they wouldn't be available on the titantron but 940 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,080 they still had the wee metal things of the boat so that if it 941 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,120 was one of those that we just always play stone cold thing 942 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,640 yeah I love that I remember just getting the elimination chamber 943 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,160 but they. I didn't like the I had the 944 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,880 ring. I just had a standard we ring. 945 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,040 Yeah, to play with the figures in. 946 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,200 But I didn't like that. I found it difficult. 947 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,760 Yeah, I, I, I just freestyle. Yeah, I would love them, just 948 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,400 like jumping off the TV and stuff because the ring 949 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,480 constrained me. I would love it. 950 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,880 When do you? Believe me if I told you I still 951 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,400 have resolution. Yeah. 952 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,760 Would you? Yeah. 953 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,160 And I believe you more if you told me they were up your bum 954 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,000 right now. Weirdly, I think that's where 955 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,440 you. I think that's where you keep 956 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,360 them. But I I had them. 957 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,080 I used to have a wee belt but my belt was WCW. 958 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,840 I bought a Goldberg, got a WCW belt but I would make my mainly 959 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,000 WWE wrestlers. The Goldberg with a big metal 960 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 fists. Yep, and you because they used 961 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,440 to, but I didn't like when I just liked the we rubber 962 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,320 wrestling figures. Yeah, I didn't like it when they 963 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,640 added. Remember there was the sweat 964 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,840 one. No. 965 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,360 So they made like Hulk type versions of them so they didn't 966 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,760 look proportionalized like the wrestlers. 967 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,520 They were like big Jelly ones, yes. 968 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,680 No, they're plastic, but you put a bit of water in their back, 969 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,800 like a tiny bit, and you could press a button and they had wee 970 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,480 holes in them where it would like, come through like sweat. 971 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,360 But I didn't like gimmick type stuff. 972 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,280 I was just a purist. Give me the rubber wrestling 973 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,760 figure. Yeah, but I had the WCW belt. 974 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,040 But I would still act like it was a WWE promotion. 975 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,440 It was just never talked about. Yeah. 976 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:49,560 And I would, I would like it. I would like it because some 977 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,080 wrestlers will ask about it, you know? 978 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,760 Yeah, Was just a WCW. I don't have a fish. 979 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,000 And them, is that not copyright? Shut up on them. 980 00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,080 I would love it. He's. 981 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,840 Being wrestling for. And I would love. 982 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,480 It all the build of all company. I would sometimes give a 983 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,480 wrestler who you wouldn't expect a title push, a title push, and 984 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,520 it stirred everything. I remember Al Snow was my 985 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,680 heavyweight champion for a while. 986 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,160 Asked even though I know you're a child that's fucking. 987 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,760 I know, I know, but he was champion for like 2 days. 988 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,200 I I used to like giving them we raise or do you know what? 989 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,120 Let them have a good match. Yeah, yeah. 990 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,000 Like they wouldn't win, but they'd have a good show. 991 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:23,880 Yeah. I know what you mean about 992 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,200 gimmick toys though because I remember having my wee sister 993 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,200 and she would always get dogs. Not a toy. 994 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,800 I hate this gimmick of a sister fucking come up with something 995 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,080 new, guys. But she would always get dolls 996 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,680 every year, and every year that we'd be more outlandish, the 997 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,480 stuff the dolls would do. She had a baby where you'd make 998 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,840 the mix this little formula and feed it to the baby and then the 999 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,160 baby would projectile shit everywhere. 1000 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,680 I remember this. I never saw one, but I remember 1001 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,280 that he's came out, yeah. It would do, yeah. 1002 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,320 The change is not it. Would do like a BP oil oil spill 1003 00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,960 shite all and you'd forget to put the nappy on. 1004 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:05,440 So we go. Was this an official BP product 1005 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,400 that they brought out to help as offset some of the cost of the 1006 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,880 spill? Little baby spill. 1007 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,880 BP bomb spill. It's called like baby boom. 1008 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,720 Boom or something. We did. 1009 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,400 You play with action, man. It was up before your time. 1010 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,880 Had an action man in the bath but never played with it. 1011 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,280 What you need to do next question What you doing? 1012 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,640 You know how creepy when you're like, you'll just bath with me? 1013 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,280 I mean, I had just toys that were bath toys, but auction man, 1014 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,920 I never I would have loads of bath toys, but I didn't like 1015 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,800 action man. It was it was a lot bigger than 1016 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,800 the other toys and it didn't make sense in my world for this 1017 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,080 guy to be at foot and everyone's tiny yes. 1018 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,440 So I just had sort of had like a cock chair in the bath and 1019 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,560 Action Man which just watch me play with other toys and they 1020 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,800 always had like a wee smile on his face. 1021 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,800 He enjoyed it. Do you think Premier and sell? 1022 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,400 We like cock toy shows. There's. 1023 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,600 Always a wee char in a hotel. I think I actually liked, I 1024 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,920 wasn't a big action man guy. I did A1 action man but then 1025 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,640 there was a body called like Doctor. 1026 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,400 X. And his doll was better than 1027 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,600 anyone he. Had like a wee laser eye and 1028 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,320 like a spike and all. Yeah, yeah, I always used to 1029 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,880 want the bad guys toys because they look so much cooler. 1030 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,960 Nothing was better back in the day than getting a figure, a new 1031 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,800 figure, especially wrestlers. I the balls of like pulling it 1032 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,600 out of the thing that I love that. 1033 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,240 Yeah, I still do. This day. 1034 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,960 If I'm in a shop and they sell them will be like, well, I mean, 1035 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,920 not that I don't have a Shelton Benjamin. 1036 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,840 Like my I was out of. Sleepover as fuck. 1037 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,320 I was out of sleepover to mates house maybe like first or second 1038 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,720 year in school and it was his birthday the next day. 1039 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,920 So on the way to leave me home is my took us to Smith's and he 1040 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,600 got a 2 pack wrestling thing and it's like a 10 or something. 1041 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:59,640 And I really, really want the 1. And I said to his mom, it's my 1042 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,920 birthday too. And she looked at me like she 1043 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,280 knew it wasn't and I was lying, but you couldn't accuse me of 1044 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,560 lying just because there's a wee kid. 1045 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,440 And she was like, oh, is it she's like your birthday today 1046 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,720 is right. You didn't your mommy didn't say 1047 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,760 anything when you were dropping you off. 1048 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,840 And I was like, Oh yeah, it's today. 1049 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,560 I just remembered. See. 1050 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,320 If a child ever did the face, you did to me and, well, it's 1051 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,040 your birthday. Oh yeah. 1052 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,320 It's the weirdest thing I've ever. 1053 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,560 Oh yeah. And she had to buy me one. 1054 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,160 And it was the rock of mankind, Tupac, and then the rock mankind 1055 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:36,840 on Tupac. And, and I was, and I was 1056 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:41,520 sitting in the back of that car feeling so under I was like, I 1057 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,360 shouldn't lie about that, but I wanted them so bad. 1058 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,440 And I could tell by the tension in the car that I that she knew 1059 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,240 I was lying. But I'm so happy to get those. 1060 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:52,360 Oh, I loved it. I can't believe that she never 1061 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,680 questioned you on that ever again. 1062 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,560 I think she was like. She never questioned. 1063 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,160 Why are these fucking killing me? 1064 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,760 All right bro, that's hard sore. She never questioned you again. 1065 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,360 Not really. It wasn't a long lasting 1066 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,920 friendship, but this guy, not because of that. 1067 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,960 It was just I think we had one sleepover, you know, it wasn't 1068 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,400 like a regular thing. I. 1069 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,400 Was just like a one night stand of a. 1070 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,120 Friendship stand, one night stand. 1071 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,920 What I want to ask you about is tour. 1072 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,600 So have you started Tour? Yes, yes, so far. 1073 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,120 Will it be on the road? Yes, of the Neri, Maher, Felt 1074 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,280 and Coleraine. Yep. 1075 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,040 Umm Coleraine was lovely, Neri was very good to marvel. 1076 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,200 Felt was sorry that. Thank you for coming out. 1077 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,920 The worst I've done, just not a great one for me. 1078 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:39,520 Yeah, it's really bad tomorrow. Men bombing on Friday night and 1079 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,840 then Bangor, which is sold out on the Saturday. 1080 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,040 How are you? Are you in courthouse, your 1081 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:49,040 grand social courthouse? How did you enjoy last week, 1082 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,120 which would be a good few weeks ago by the time this was out But 1083 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,600 the boys doing the SSC? So fun. 1084 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,320 Smile and. Seeing I'm glad I didn't see the 1085 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,200 seats before I went out, that would have freaked me out. 1086 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,520 We obviously did sound check to the empty arena when all the 1087 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,560 seats were, and it felt big, obviously, yeah. 1088 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,200 And at the time it felt big, yeah. 1089 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,760 But looking back at the photos. Shit. 1090 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,160 The scale of it, it's fucking weird. 1091 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:19,600 And the scale of it stopped me. Like as soon as I walked off 1092 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,840 stage, my head was spinning because I was like, this is so 1093 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:27,960 much to like, quantify, Yeah. And it's so not normal. 1094 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,920 You have been reading. I was under pressure when I said 1095 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,880 it was like, please be right, umm, that it took me until 1096 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,520 Sunday, like the day after it to go. 1097 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,840 I love that. Yeah, at the time it was just, 1098 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,680 it was just too much to process for my server. 1099 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,440 Yeah. I was like, I can't. 1100 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:46,920 It's not. You do. 1101 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:51,280 Look like a wee robot man. We Cyborg boy, but I know what 1102 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,480 you mean. Yeah, it was. 1103 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,400 I didn't even really take it until the next day. 1104 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,960 I was doing busy laughing at Andrew the whole day. 1105 00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,800 Fucking sincere. We do. 1106 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,840 We'll always do this thing especially for big gigs. 1107 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,120 Wait for us to get rid of nerves too. 1108 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:08,920 We're like you will look for any opportunity to say for example, 1109 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,000 well, he's talking about he's like might do this joke to open 1110 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,560 standard response. I will. 1111 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,680 I would help. Right. 1112 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,560 And it's like it's set in stone that we all do this. 1113 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,520 Yeah. Or like 10 minutes for someone's 1114 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,840 going, you know, we've been nervous, like should be. 1115 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,040 I've seen your material. Yeah. 1116 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,160 That's the standard deflection type thing. 1117 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:30,120 Yeah, Andrew was doing that to other people, but couldn't 1118 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,960 appreciate when it was being done to him and not being a bad 1119 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,160 sport. He just forgot that we joke 1120 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:35,920 about that. Yeah. 1121 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,240 So before he went on, I was getting my haircut by Coco in a 1122 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,960 different room, but the door was open to where yous were and 1123 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,080 Andrew was talking about. He goes, yeah, I think I'm just 1124 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,280 going to go some tried and tested and I went don't do any 1125 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,040 material he did with me in the Opera House. 1126 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,400 Jesus. And he goes. 1127 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,720 Is that why he goes? I won't, then I won't. 1128 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,200 It's not like the whole day. He was like, did I do that at 1129 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,640 the Opera House? And I was like, Andrew, I don't 1130 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,800 remember. See 2 minutes. 1131 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,600 Two minutes before he went on stage, he was like, man, I'm not 1132 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,960 doing any opera stuff. I went. 1133 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,040 I was like, this is what we joke about. 1134 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,560 I went, you do what it's your set to do. 1135 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,120 I'll never tell you what material do. 1136 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,560 Do whatever you want. Yeah. 1137 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,440 And he's like, are you serious? I was like, we've done this for 1138 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,760 years. This is like our ongoing thing 1139 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,280 for years. We're. 1140 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,640 Also leaving out a detail of it was freaking out a bit. 1141 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,640 He was like, do you remember those wee things you'd get in 1142 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,040 school? Like the wee round things on 1143 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,760 wheels and you'd put in an input and it would just hit the wall, 1144 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,920 right? He was like, I'm just walking in 1145 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,400 the walls because he was just not paying. 1146 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,040 Attention, he was. Walking in the people and shit 1147 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,520 and every time he had a serious question he got annoyed because 1148 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,840 we just kept not making them because there was 2 wee sponge 1149 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,160 balls being kicked about. I put in a last minute request 1150 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,520 for two form footballs for backstage and everyone was just 1151 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,720 not make like everyone was on edge because people were being 1152 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,080 nutmeg left right and centre. I came in with a fucking 1153 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,800 scalding hot iron asking if you needed it, and you just kept 1154 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,640 trying to not make me. And I was like, actually fuck 1155 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,840 off because this is roasting. Yeah. 1156 00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,080 And I was like, eh. It. 1157 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,200 Was great, yeah. But Andrew, every time he was 1158 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,760 just panicking. He was like, should I just not 1159 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,400 make great? And then the one we listen to 1160 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,320 him, God love him. God love him as right. 1161 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,920 So I mean after I set him down. I was. 1162 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,080 He was wired up after. He was wired up, but he was 1163 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,040 fucking great. They all were. 1164 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,800 It's not long until you're a big show the. 1165 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,680 Waterfront, 13th of December. We've got the yeah. 1166 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,480 Yeah, yeah, I got it. Give me a word that describes 1167 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,800 the vibe of the outfit. Blue. 1168 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,160 And think you're going to say what's? 1169 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,600 The vibe here, blue, a specific colour. 1170 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,640 It's blue. Are we talking like a powder? 1171 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,800 Are we talking the dark? Blue. 1172 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,400 Baby blue. Baby blue, Will they take baby 1173 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,560 blue jacket? You'll break my heart. 1174 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,000 Baby blue jacket we baby blue jacket. 1175 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,360 Baby Boo. Very serious. 1176 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,800 My wee boys all grown up, but I'll not be there to get a wee 1177 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,720 hanky and rub your cheek just where you go on. 1178 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,240 I'm excited. For it though, because I've done 1179 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:58,120 the waterfront before, but never from my show and it is just the 1180 00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,600 best room. Yeah, that's a great. 1181 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,560 Show and you're comfortable in the room on the stage. 1182 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,120 You played there before, like you say, yes, just yours, you 1183 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,720 know, and that's even more exciting. 1184 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,400 Yeah, I feel more pressure when it's my show, Yeah, I think. 1185 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,400 But I think I'm gonna say like I enjoy supporting more. 1186 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,080 Well, with support, it's almost like being the bridesmaid. 1187 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,720 It's like you're part of the wedding party, but you can relax 1188 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,800 a bit because. Yeah, and it's also, it's like 1189 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,640 it's only 10 minutes. Just their killer 10. 1190 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,640 Yeah, if you fuck up, OK, it's not good, but it's not the end 1191 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,840 of the night because all the days go with the guy that 1192 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,280 started with shit, but the rest of it was good. 1193 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,080 Whereas when it's your show and if it's shit, then that's all 1194 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,000 the remembers. But then everyone's there to see 1195 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,800 you, you know? So it's going to be, yeah, it's 1196 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:36,600 going. To be it's a good show. 1197 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,840 What? Are you going to do after? 1198 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,280 In the car, go home because I'm in Derry the next night. 1199 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,880 Serious. Yeah. 1200 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,280 Did you mean to book it like that? 1201 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,360 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1202 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,880 Just a wanted out of the way because we're I've been on tour 1203 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,520 from like with you and from like September. 1204 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,240 Then that stopped their mind started them of the middle 1205 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,680 Easter in the middle of it, then coming back for the end of those 1206 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,480 shows. So I just want the time out. 1207 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,200 No, because I'm in London the 17th as well. 1208 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,600 Why? Why are we extra excited about 1209 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,880 the Middle East? You know what are we going to 1210 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,840 see? You can tell them we're going. 1211 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,080 To go Eminem. We'll go see Eminem. 1212 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,880 Going to be so good. I'm so happy. 1213 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,280 See, you sent me all that just. Like do you think beforehand we 1214 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,800 could be like, oh man, shave the beard off the air blown. 1215 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,520 Not make it like old times. Don't. 1216 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,440 Remember, I did that. I just look like Ruth Patterson. 1217 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,840 You did, yeah. Do you think we can create the 1218 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,400 set? I don't want him to do anything 1219 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,760 post 2003. Do you think I thought you're 1220 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,040 going to be like you think we could meet him? 1221 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,720 Do you think we could sure read career his entire? 1222 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,560 But. You'd want some post 2003 or 1223 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,400 some good stuff, yeah. Monster. 1224 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,600 I like that. Monster love the way you lie, 1225 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,800 not afraid. Yeah, beautiful. 1226 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,640 We made you. Are these songs? 1227 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,440 You think I'm sure we're going beautiful. 1228 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,800 We made you. I I can't wait for that. 1229 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,760 That's going to be great. Boys are just like boys are 1230 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,480 gonna have a nice time. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. 1231 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,400 We've got the show, get the Eminem concert. 1232 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,560 We're gonna go see some of the formula. 1233 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,240 One but nervous going to Dubai. Was 0 interest from Formula One. 1234 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,680 Why I? Don't know because this. 1235 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,320 Is a totally different culture. Just a completely different 1236 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,080 culture. And I'm like, I don't know what 1237 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,960 you can and can't do. Yeah. 1238 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,680 So it's just that little bit of apprehension. 1239 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:13,440 Not that I'll be doing anything mental anyway, but just just now 1240 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,920 knowing that I can't is more annoying. 1241 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,160 Oh no, I think it's going to be one of those things really. 1242 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,800 Like, you know, you can't be wild. 1243 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,760 So like it'll be like a voice in your head is going to go go 1244 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,120 wild. Go to Buy Wild. 1245 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,360 Yeah. No, I don't. 1246 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,520 I don't want you to get in any sort of. 1247 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,120 Trouble. I won't. 1248 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,040 I'm. I'm a good wee boy, Yeah. 1249 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,400 I feel like I'm going to have to keep you like Hannibal Lecter in 1250 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,760 out there just like, completely like. 1251 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,280 Chained up? Yeah, entirely. 1252 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,320 Thing in your mouth and somehow you'll know through it. 1253 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,160 I will people go over like struck me at all. 1254 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,640 But I I can't be the feeler son of the face Will. 1255 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,920 That's yeah, because is anyone else depressed as fuck with this 1256 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,400 weather outside just because it's so dark, so cold? 1257 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,520 I'm sad it's. Can I say some? 1258 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,600 No. And this is the rest of the 1259 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,280 episode. No, What? 1260 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,520 What we got say. It's so mild. 1261 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,680 It's so much. We are getting it. 1262 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,400 Here's the trade off. We had a shit summer, but it's 1263 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,400 13° this morning. First thing. 1264 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,600 It's T-shirt weather at the minute. 1265 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,040 It's cold. Not yeah, it's getting cold now. 1266 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,280 See. The coat I came in with 1267 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,120 freezing. You came in like Paddington 1268 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:17,920 Burr. I did. 1269 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,080 Or flat, see if I was slightly longer. 1270 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,080 Had to flash his coat. Line between Paddington and 1271 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,200 Flasher. Would you like to see my 1272 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,480 marmalade sandwich? That's not a marmalade. 1273 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,640 Sandwich. Patting the new E Pervert, OH. 1274 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,720 Great, my heart, if he was ever done. 1275 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,120 I'd be so upset. Yeah, like he's not in from 1276 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,240 Peru. Yeah, Asylum. 1277 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,400 This was only a voice. Yeah, padding to my. 1278 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,960 Not even from parent, Parent from Sydney. 1279 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,120 Paddy, call me Paddy. Yeah, I'd be. 1280 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,480 Reach under Marco. Oh, I'd hear. 1281 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,200 That now panic then, is the one that's keeping us all panic. 1282 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,400 That listen keeps. When people forget the manners, 1283 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,840 you get a hard stare. Yeah, I do a great product and 1284 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,080 hard start. OK, say something. 1285 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,800 Weird, eh? Well, I feel like I'm going 1286 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,200 through a long menu at the minute and I just don't know 1287 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,480 what to pick. Go ahead, go ahead. 1288 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:15,040 Eh, You. You look like a grace. 1289 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,000 Yeah. I don't know why you're doing 1290 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,440 like a big underbite is the only thing. 1291 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,760 You think? You're doing a hard stare. 1292 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:33,640 This is what you're doing. You look like someone when you 1293 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,800 did look like someone who's been caught by paedo hunters. 1294 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:45,840 I can't. I got yeah. 1295 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,680 Are they still going? Yeah, yeah, there's. 1296 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,680 Still as big a thing. There's times I can't sleep at 1297 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,640 3:00 in the morning, you'll just go on tech talk and they're just 1298 01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,040 live streaming, catching a bit of fun. 1299 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,880 Yeah, there's one. America's his name. 1300 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,360 Vitali or Vitali or something. That's bad. 1301 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,480 He gets like a call sing to them. 1302 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:10,240 Tell them about the pumpkin. Not funny like, but do you know 1303 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,680 with pumpkin? Tony, do you know with pumpkin? 1304 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,440 So there's this pedo hunter or pedo who gets cornered by pedo 1305 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,200 hunters in. America, they do it differently. 1306 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,200 Yeah, they're allowed to just beat the fuck out of them for 1307 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,680 some reason, but they're in it like a supermarket. 1308 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,760 And the guy is like, not like just arguing. 1309 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,040 And he goes. To the 70. 1310 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,680 Yeah, this is a real man. And then someone lifts a 1311 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,560 pumpkin. I think there's going to pop him 1312 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,800 in the head of his throw a pumpkin. 1313 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,200 I think they didn't count on the fact that hadn't been hollowed 1314 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,520 out. So you just crack him in there 1315 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,960 with this fucking pumpkin and he hits the ground is the funniest 1316 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,520 thing I've ever seen. They obviously thought it would 1317 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,840 smash open. Yeah, you know. 1318 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,040 Like in Looney Tunes, would be a. 1319 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,160 Great. Yes, exactly. 1320 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,040 They just don't them with a solid. 1321 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,400 It's it's the biggest. Pumpkin I've ever seen in my 1322 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,400 life the. Guy can't really get it up. 1323 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,280 One of my dirty bastard and then it just like. 1324 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,720 Because the doesn't break it. Goes to get up and then he's 1325 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:12,160 like. Because it's not even like it 1326 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,120 gets hit and stumbles, it gets hit and fucking instantly. 1327 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,120 Collapses. Yeah, yeah. 1328 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,320 And then tries to get up a couple times. 1329 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,920 Yeah. But it's that you're like, 1330 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,240 because it's so confusing when you're like, what was that? 1331 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,760 That hit me. And you're like, that's pumpkin, 1332 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,080 bro. But I also I hate ones like that 1333 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,320 because you shouldn't feel bad for the person getting caught. 1334 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,960 They've done something bad but you end up being like great 1335 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,440 lads, come on, stop torturing them. 1336 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,960 But you shouldn't. You've always said getting 1337 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,400 answers with hollowed out pumpkins. 1338 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,080 You you've been consistent on I've. 1339 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,720 Always said pumpkin, not nonce. Yeah, I've always said that I've 1340 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,120 Kamala had a round on that. She would have won Pumpkin, not 1341 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,800 nonce. Can I get your predictions for 1342 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,720 will you be watching the Jake Paul versus? 1343 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,200 It'll have happened by now, But the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight, 1344 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,040 we should give our predictions on it now because by the time 1345 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,240 this comes out, people will know it'll be right or wrong. 1346 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,720 Do you know what? Because I think it's an 1347 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,440 exhibition. So I think it's scripted. 1348 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,800 I don't believe it. I think Jake Paul will win. 1349 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:07,040 I think you're right. I think if it isn't scripted, 1350 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,600 Tyson, Tyson, if he does it early because see all his 1351 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,560 training videos, he's obviously like people say they're speed up 1352 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,120 a bit. He's obviously still got the 1353 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,520 par, the speed, the technique, and he's a killer. 1354 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,040 Like, yeah, but if you watch those training videos, they're 4 1355 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,520 seconds long. And then I saw a video the other 1356 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,720 day where people were helping him get AT shirt off. 1357 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:32,080 So I'm like, if he gets in, he's going to like gas so quick. 1358 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,440 Yeah. And Jake Paul obviously has the 1359 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,640 facilities and the resources. Yeah. 1360 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,280 He's. Like and there's 27. 1361 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,080 And he's as fit as an Olympic athlete would be like, yeah, it 1362 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,160 is his life, whether you like him or love him. 1363 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,400 And I don't particularly like him. 1364 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,320 I don't know a lot about him, but I don't like him. 1365 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,800 But I'm like, I do respect how into it he is. 1366 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,240 Yeah, you're defending a lot. I get that you don't like him. 1367 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,400 Yeah, I don't like him. Don't like 7 times? 1368 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,720 What I respect about him, do you love him, is how into it he is, 1369 01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,600 right? And how much he does all the 1370 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,360 training, know whether he's getting a boost. 1371 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:06,000 And I thought, wait a bit, don't make steroids, all that kind of 1372 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000 stuff. Oh I'm an idiot. 1373 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,520 I thought you went to someone like standing underneath him 1374 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,880 like so you can get taller. Like he's on his mid shoulder. 1375 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:17,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think if it's a real fight 1376 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,200 and Mike Tyson gets into him close early, he'll of course 1377 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:24,200 knock him out. But Jay Paul's, Jay Paul feels 1378 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,320 like way bigger, like Mike Tyson getting that age where he's like 1379 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,240 shrinking. Yeah. 1380 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,000 And he's got we neck and all. Yeah. 1381 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,880 And Jay Paul looks like he's a big guy with a big reach. 1382 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:36,320 So I think I think it'll go to points and Jay Paul will win. 1383 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,920 And I think that's predetermined because you look at Mayweather 1384 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,320 and all those exhibition fights. Yeah, you can tell he's just. 1385 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,120 Held the may as well go. This is scripted reality and I 1386 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,040 thought it like WWE. It would almost be like it 1387 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,400 wouldn't sell tickets, but it'd be nearly easier to understand. 1388 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,720 Pretty much. Is that by them going exhibition 1389 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,480 they're crossing that line into This doesn't technically have to 1390 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,000 be real because it's not sanctioned by a Commission. 1391 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,680 But I think there's no way Mike Tyson, at his age and in his 1392 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,880 condition, could go sex rounds in and still just be boxing 1393 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:05,520 normally. You know what? 1394 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,880 Freaks me about Mike Tyson know when they interview him about 1395 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,760 how he feels about fighting again and then he goes off on 1396 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,640 these weird monologues whereas like there's the person named 1397 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,200 Thad. Me, I had to lock away. 1398 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:19,880 That person scares me. He's coming out and he's going 1399 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,080 to want blood. I'd be like, that's fucking 1400 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,000 terrified. The good thing is in the run up 1401 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,920 to the promo if he's too busy training or knackered they could 1402 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,200 get you to do his voiceover. Yeah I'm really looking forward 1403 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,920 to this fight. I tried to do a funny version of 1404 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,240 yours and it end up being better. 1405 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,120 No, it didn't. No, it didn't. 1406 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,080 That's about my idea about. OK, let me do, let me do. 1407 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,520 I remember in the documentary Tyson that came out. 1408 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:46,040 Yeah, it was at that moment I realised they would never say 1409 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,000 that to me again because I will fucking kill him. 1410 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,600 That's actually. That's a good Mike Tyson you're. 1411 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,800 Quite a good Tyson. I would like to kill them. 1412 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:58,840 I am Michael Tyson. I am Star of the Hangover. 1413 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,280 It was at that point I realised they never say anything to me 1414 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,120 again because I will fucking kill them. 1415 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,360 You did the exact same voice. You didn't change anything 1416 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:10,760 there. OK, and I'll be Mike Tyson 1417 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,680 interview me over this fight. How do you think the fight with 1418 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,280 Jake Paul is going to go? He's the manifested killer. 1419 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:21,560 The difference is the difference is no, because I'm fuck off. 1420 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,800 I'm trying to. I want to flip between you're. 1421 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:27,560 Doing it feels like Marlon Brando was seen to Tyson, Mike 1422 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,600 Tyson interviews. I'm just trying to do his voice. 1423 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,960 The difference is he's the manifested killer. 1424 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,160 This is amazing killer. I'm a natural born killer. 1425 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,840 Come to my dad, my house and the damn my daughter's wedding. 1426 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,280 You come to my house and the damn my daughter's wedding. 1427 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,800 Weirdly, a better Mike. Tyson. 1428 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,080 And I'm Mike Tyson. I'll fucking kill them. 1429 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,960 My name is Mike Tyson. I don't fuck around with that. 1430 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,920 I broke my back final. It's my. 1431 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,520 Favourite final? Final yeah, but Joe, when he 1432 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,120 does those weird monologues and he's all glossy over his eyes 1433 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,120 and be like, I used to have to fight for my life and now I have 1434 01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,920 to do it again, I'd be. Scared. 1435 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that line, he said. 1436 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,800 He goes, Jake Paul's a manufacturer killer. 1437 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:07,360 I'm a natural born killer. Your money's on Paul or Tyson. 1438 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,000 Jake Paul. Yeah, I think so, but I don't 1439 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000 think it's a real fight. But I think the outcome will be 1440 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,320 he wins. But like, it was stupid. 1441 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,920 Anyone want to go otherwise in this room? 1442 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,960 Anyone want to go Tyson? That's what we'd all love to 1443 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:20,960 see. Everyone wants it. 1444 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:23,000 We'd. Love to see an early like Jake 1445 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,840 Paul's putting it on Tyson. Tyson just pops up because he 1446 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,920 boxes like so low if you see him and then he explodes up and 1447 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,720 still got that. But it's whether how long does 1448 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,640 he have? It but I know what you mean. 1449 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,640 You know, he doesn't have the big Tyson stature that he has 1450 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,320 because people forget back in the day when he was 20. 1451 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,880 I wasn't born when he was 20. Yeah. 1452 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,800 He was just and it was, it was like his look. 1453 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,880 He wore black shorts out to the ring, black boots. 1454 01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,680 He didn't have like a big fancy walk out. 1455 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,960 It was like, get me to the ring as quick as I can to win this 1456 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,360 fight. Yeah, but I can chunks out of 1457 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:53,800 people. I suppose the more he does like 1458 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,720 the Hangover movies and you know, when he got the tattoo in 1459 01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:00,560 his face, you're like, OK, it's a bit of a sideshow now. 1460 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,960 Yeah. But yeah, no, all he needs is 1 1461 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:07,080 snippet, like one press junker type thing where you go. 1462 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,120 Oh fuck yeah. So I don't know. 1463 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,120 I don't. I think it'll be Paul, but I 1464 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:14,560 don't like any of the hype for the fights are always fantastic. 1465 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,479 Yeah. But then you have to have the 1466 01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:17,080 fight. Yeah. 1467 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,279 And it's never good. Yeah, You know what I mean? 1468 01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:21,760 Yeah. Umm, well, he one more time. 1469 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,279 Plug Plug your waterfront tall show. 1470 01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:26,560 But Waterfront 13th of December, come see me. 1471 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,040 What date does this come out down? 1472 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:35,520 The 4th of December. She Intel comedy.com for my 1473 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,359 European Tour dates. I think I'm in Europe at the 1474 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:41,080 minute as this comes out European Tour dates Middle East 1475 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,120 will ET on the 6th of December we are playing there's a bill 1476 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,640 theatre in Dubai come along with that stars in your eyes 18th of 1477 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,160 December baby. Everything is in the description 1478 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,760 below and I would just like to say thank you very much for 1479 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,680 watching this episode of tea with me with my guest, William 1480 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,040 Town Don't. Forget to get your fair trade 1481 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,479 Hollywood blend? Get you with silky tea.