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I say Tour. 53 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,720 I'm probably just doing the SSA Arena. 54 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,760 So it is 2 nights and it's just a tour of Belfast and it's just 55 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,800 those two dates, the 6th and the 13th of November. 56 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:00,280 The 6th of November is sold out on the 13th. 57 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:05,000 There are about 1/3 of the tickets available for that, so 58 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,120 go and check that out. Last thing the plug is 59 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:12,520 patreonpatreon.com/tea with Me podcast or just search Patreon 60 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,080 Tea with Me podcast. We do this episode on a 61 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,880 Wednesday. On Monday, just for Patreon, we 62 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,840 do a full length bonus episode now featuring video, so it's a 63 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,040 video version as well. And on Friday we do a live 64 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,720 stream and my guest today is one of our regulars in for that. 65 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,200 We have Aaron Butler, Patti McDonald, Dave Elliott, and 66 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,040 we're going to open that up and get more people into the studio. 67 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,840 So that's every Friday we do that. 68 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,760 It's only for Patreon. You ask questions, you're part 69 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,600 of the show, and we'll do those at 2:00 PM every Friday. 70 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,960 So patreon.com, such tea with me podcast. 71 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,600 What do you say we just get into this episode? 72 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,000 My guest who's sitting to my left, said just before we 73 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,560 started recording, we were talking about Switzerland and he 74 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,720 said I've only been in Switzerland whenever I was 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,240 travelling from Kosovo. Karen Bartlett, why are we in 76 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:01,680 Kosovo? I. 77 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,720 Was trafficking people? No, I was. 78 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:09,360 I was. You're like the worst guy under 79 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,520 questioning. Straight in, yeah, I was moving 80 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,040 hardcore heroin bricks through several Balkan countries. 81 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,680 I was, I was there. I did a wee bit of research and 82 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:24,240 I really by the way. That sounds more dodgy than just 83 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,720 going people trafficking. I was, I was doing a wee bit of 84 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:36,360 research and on the conflict there and like I was, I was 85 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,160 working, I did a wee bit of journalism. 86 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,120 It was only for about a week. Oh, so for your PhD, not just I 87 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,640 was. Pre, it was pre PhD. 88 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:46,360 I did it. I did it sort of well, the 89 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,640 research side of it went in the master's thesis and then when I 90 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,520 was there I wrote some journalism and I made a wee 91 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,800 radio doc. I sold it all the media places 92 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,200 here. So that sort of paid for the 93 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:03,120 trip and gave me a wee bit of wee bit of, I mean, I mean 94 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,000 we've. Established. 95 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,840 Before. Kerry coin, Kerry coin in the 96 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,440 house and Kerry coin in the house. 97 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,760 And as opposed to last Friday's live stream, not wearing pyjamas 98 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,400 or, as you refer to them, flounces, straight up shorts. 99 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,800 Yeah, I left their own specials at home and I've gone for Nike 100 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,600 basketball shorts despite the fact that I don't play 101 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,320 basketball, funnily enough. Like I've never done. 102 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,240 The only thing I've ever done was a doughnut like. 103 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:38,120 You know, McDonald's have just brought out cheese sauce like 104 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,240 the size of your burger. I don't know if anyone's seen 105 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,080 this. It's like. 106 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,560 Is it warm? I don't know. 107 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,600 That's a great question. Because I'll tell you what I'm 108 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,760 not interested in cold cheese sauce. 109 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,760 Cold cheese sauce. Get out Cold cheese sauce. 110 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,040 Sounds like if you and me formed an indie band it would be one of 111 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,400 our B sides. But yeah they just. 112 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,240 You just dip the you dip your burger into more cheese. 113 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,960 Basically McDonald's story from last night, actually. 114 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,720 That's very quick turn around. I've, I've been, I've, I've 115 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,080 genuinely been quite well behaved this year. 116 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,600 I would say I've, I've lost some weight. 117 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,840 I've lost about 3 stones since January. 118 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,600 I've maybe put on a few pound again and then I've lost it 119 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,360 again, right. And I'm not going the first 120 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,640 Nolan, you know, you know, 600 calories a day, not sustainable, 121 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,400 right? So I've. 122 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,080 But anyway, Long story short, I was at McDonald's last night and 123 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,200 I was just getting, but all I was getting was a wee wrap. 124 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,040 That's all I was getting. I do this too, by the way, where 125 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,600 if I tell someone about McDonald's I go I hadn't been 126 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,720 there like for a year. Before it, I know it's like you 127 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,560 have to like justify the Mcshame to like, yeah, you know, to 128 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,200 other people. Anyway, over there. 129 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,840 I made Oh my God, it's the new one at Mckinstry Rd. 130 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:56,720 So it's like between between Twinberg and Lisburn and that 131 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:03,680 kind of unclaimed paradise of, of, of Mckinstry and I'm. 132 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,000 Sorry, Dan lives in Lisburn now. You've been here. 133 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:11,360 You've been there. No, it's, you know, we're, we're 134 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,680 Milltown is, you know, on your way in the Lisburn. 135 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,200 There's a Mickey D's at that big roundabout there at the end of 136 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,840 what people my age still refer to as the new road, despite the 137 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,960 fact that it was built in 1990. So and there's an even newer 138 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,560 road near it, which is the newer Rd. 139 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,320 So anyway, you never know the names of these roads. 140 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,120 Like do you know what I mean? Where are you from? 141 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,160 The Shire? I'd meet you on the New 142 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,800 Roadshire. I'll meet I'll meet you at the 143 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:44,240 village of Cold Bree Sauce. So the I don't. 144 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,080 Know what that means? The Bree was it was too niche. 145 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,680 It was so niche, cut, cut it anyway. 146 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,280 So the there was a what was it on? 147 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,400 Yeah, mate. At McDonald's last night as 148 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,840 we're about, we're at the window awaiting the food. 149 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,240 Yeah, and a fucking big dirty, what I'm describing as a 150 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,040 Mcfurry, a big rat fucking ran out in front of us and was like 151 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,280 chilling out round round at the thing. 152 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,120 And we were both like, and it was the Scott, you know what 153 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,240 disgusting rat, you know? Wait, you're in the I'm not 154 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,680 supposed to a well groomed? No, yeah, like, you know, as as 155 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,200 opposed to like 1 coming out in the chefs hat like Ratatouille, 156 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,920 it's been in whipping together some salads, right? 157 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:31,480 In a in a brand collaboration? Hold on, you're what window yet? 158 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,320 I'm in the passenger seat. Dave Elliott made the great 159 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,400 point to me recently where he said why at the first window do 160 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,960 they go when they take your payment? 161 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,080 Do they go actually if you want to head on to the next window? 162 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,440 Where else am I going do? You know what I hate? 163 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,280 I hate when you get to the next window and they go can you go to 164 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,560 the next window? Yeah, that's it. 165 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,560 That must be the cushiest job. Like the third window. 166 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:55,600 Yeah, no, feed me now if it's not, If it's not fast enough to 167 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,960 bring it, you're not allowed to call it fast food anymore. 168 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,640 Call it. Well, no, like it just for it 169 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:05,400 irritated me that we're we're at that third window. 170 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,120 OK, so I'm all right, window down. 171 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,400 Window, the driver's windows down, I'm in the passenger seat. 172 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,080 I'm already here because they've sent me to that third bit, which 173 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:18,680 I don't like. And then this dirty stinking rat 174 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:24,160 ran out and it was like, it was like dark, dark brown and like 175 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,040 it had you know, you know when you can see the back of its tail 176 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,680 and it's like, it's like thick and you're like, right? 177 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,080 And my instinct. Was is it ram past in between 178 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,080 the car and the window? It ran, it ran out in front of 179 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,400 us and then ran into like, you know the way the plant like we 180 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,840 trees and shit. So it was outside, right? 181 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,120 It was outside. That's just, by the way, in case 182 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,560 McDonald's won't response to the podcast. 183 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,280 Well. Just want to establish. 184 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:51,840 That well, the thing was, is that is that they, we told them 185 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:56,520 we were like, like, you know, my instinct was to say, keep your 186 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:01,240 food, I'm good and drive on. And then the second instinct was 187 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,680 a have we wrap right? And, and, and we said that we 188 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,720 said them we were like here. No, there's probably nothing you 189 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,800 can do about it because it is outdoors. 190 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,080 There's a big rotten rat over there. 191 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:19,920 And they were just like, right, as if, like, you know, we're 192 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,960 between Twinberg and Lisburn. There'll be rats. 193 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,720 Do you know what I mean? What did you expect to do the 194 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,480 guy to just whip out a job? I thought, I thought he might 195 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,840 have had like, you know, some cold cheese sauce to lure it. 196 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,920 That's death or something. I know man. 197 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,760 It's just fucking. It irritated me. 198 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,600 Are are Mickey D's Thinking of sponsoring your podcast? 199 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,160 Not now I know, I know. I mean, I don't think they were 200 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,320 at any point genuinely, though McDonald's did sponsor boy town 201 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,840 for one episode. Oh shit. 202 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:51,240 And they this is very me, right? They they say what what we want 203 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,520 you to do. They had a new sauce called like 204 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,760 it was Big Mac sauce, right. It was just, you know, the. 205 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,400 Sauce, but on Big Mac? Exactly. 206 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,000 Right, so they. You've never had a Big Mac? 207 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,360 They were buying that, selling that separately. 208 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,440 So they said, would you do something on the podcast with 209 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,560 it? So I said that, Dave, what about 210 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:14,200 we do you know, like, you know, when you see people doing like 211 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,720 body food, remember that was the thing for a while. 212 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,640 You'd be like, we're businessmen at a lunch and there would be 213 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,960 like sometimes an Asian lady. I maybe this didn't happen, but 214 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,560 and she would like lie there for them. 215 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,200 Dan knows exactly what I'm talking about. 216 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,840 That's a man that used to work for a few, let's say big 217 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,120 broadcasting companies and have been a few of these lunches. 218 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,600 So you would have like an Asian, the need to be Asian, a lady 219 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,680 lying on a table, you know, like kind of still and like in her 220 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,880 belly button. You'd have a bit of what like a 221 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,520 bit of foie gras are. You fucking serious? 222 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:47,880 Yeah. Yeah. 223 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,080 What do you hear about this was like a launch thing? 224 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,440 How would you describe this? Cannibalism. 225 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,200 No, no, she had, she would have food on her. 226 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,160 That's really degrading. Like, I mean, that's really 227 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,040 like, sorry, I realised I sound like a complete knob, but that's 228 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,200 really like Grim. Who wants that as their job? 229 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,560 What did you do today? I'll let somebody get celery in 230 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,080 them. A fucking navel. 231 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,400 Do you know what I mean? We garlic and herbal. 232 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,120 It's Rob. Why did you want to eat that? 233 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,440 That's like, do you remember? I don't know. 234 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,880 Do you remember that place? By the way, we had a nice 235 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,920 surprise planned for you for lunch, but you can go fuck you. 236 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,440 Tell, tell the end of your, tell the end of this story. 237 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,240 So there was Shabadi food was a thing. 238 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,040 Yeah. I've never heard that. 239 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,400 Yeah, I don't think they're still doing it, but. 240 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,040 Corporate places that would have done that. 241 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:40,080 Not really. It was like it was an opulent 242 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,000 thing that people were doing, but probably not doing it as 243 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,040 much as you thought. Or This is why it was probably 244 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,600 in our film or something. We've been punished because of 245 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,200 body food has LED to the pandemic. 246 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,920 That's what I think. So I said the Dave for Boston 247 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,480 body food. You lie on the table mate. 248 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,520 I had Big Mac you. And in your belly button, we'll 249 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,640 pour the Big Mac sauce and I'll dip some chips in it and eat 250 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,520 them. Did he clean his navel 251 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,400 beforehand? Well, here's the. 252 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,680 Thing I thought that would do very well as a viral clip, 253 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,400 right? Very, very well. 254 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,520 Do you know what's an interesting thing? 255 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,000 I think if you took a portrait of my navel and a portrait of 256 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,920 Daves that look very similar, go. 257 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,960 Ahead. I mean, that is the Netflix show 258 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,400 that we need to format. Whose navel is it? 259 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,560 So so Dave was like, well, no, what? 260 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,160 I don't want to do that. And then I went, that's right, 261 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,720 actually can't eat the Big Mac sauce because I'm lactose 262 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,080 intolerant. So in the end, we just. 263 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,760 I did not. Yeah, In the end we both 264 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,240 pretended like Dave was eating the Big Mac burger and we came 265 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,880 up with some really bad idea. And then I was just pretending 266 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,400 they'd a Big Mac because I couldn't. 267 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,280 So I was actor, I was playing an actor. 268 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,520 Say he was eating the Big Mac. McDonald's of his are watching 269 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,960 and you need to sponsor somebody, you know, go to a man. 270 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,440 Let's try it. Most of your products, apart 271 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,640 from the Big Mac, there's too much bread, right? 272 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,480 Even for me. Sometimes some people just slip 273 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,800 that middle bit out. Where? 274 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,600 Where does it go then? The big rat. 275 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,160 Here's the thing though, about the body food thing, because it 276 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,200 never really heard that, but when you were talking about it, 277 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:13,640 it reminded me of do you remember that place, the Bamboo 278 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,120 Beach Club? Yes. 279 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,800 By the way, Mike, can you look, can you look it up or Dan, can 280 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,760 we just look it up? Body like, let's find out what 281 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,480 it's called. Let's find out where it 282 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,160 originated from, and let's find out how quickly and just we 283 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,320 could get someone over. Yeah. 284 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,880 And what do you say? Remember the Bamboo Beach Club? 285 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,840 They used to do that thing. It was a night by the way, but 286 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,040 for anyone who doesn't know Bamboo Beach Club or as it was 287 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,000 just known, Beach Club Beach Club, it was in the Odyssey 288 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,800 Arena in Belfast. Discuss Discuss the the Odyssey 289 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,960 pavilion myth, a place where businesses dialogue so. 290 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,800 I went to beach club maybe through I was not a big 291 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,120 nightclub guy because once I didn't have a load a load of 292 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,640 mates then and and like you would have more gone to 293 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,600 someone's house or gone to a bar. 294 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,800 I wasn't like a huge nightclub guy but I I went to beach club 295 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,000 to a foam party and found it inconvenient. 296 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,520 Idea of a foam party? I found the whole place to be 297 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,000 largely inconvenient. And the other thing in there 298 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,800 that was the people were doing called body shots, which was 299 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,120 like, you know, you would drink out of people's navels and I'm 300 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,640 going, you know, it would never strike me to do anything. 301 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,160 Is there anything you like enough that you would take out 302 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,360 of a navel? Like is there a drink or I? 303 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,080 Would dip, I would dip a raffle's chip in the raffle's 304 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,480 Curry sauce in almost anyone's navel. 305 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,840 Like I mean, I think the sauce is strong enough to stand up to 306 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,000 the the navel juice, you know what I mean? 307 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,000 Well, there's, by the way, will you make an episode note to call 308 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,880 this episode navel juice? So last time you came in here 309 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,000 you were in pyjama bottoms or as you call them, flounces. 310 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,000 I tried to impress you today by wearing a band T-shirt. 311 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,200 I see that, but you gave me nothing. 312 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,040 I'm not overly into them. It's just, I know, but I still 313 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,400 thought, you know, might strike, but I know you're a music guy. 314 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,280 I thought it would strike up a bit of a conversation. 315 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,000 No one has said anything to me about my Street Fighter T-shirt. 316 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,400 You're wearing a Street Fighter T-shirt. 317 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,440 I'm wearing an Aslan T-shirt that I bought at their tour. 318 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,120 And by the way, do. You like them, you ended up. 319 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,560 Not well printed the T-shirt. I'm not into their merch but I'm 320 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,280 into them as a band and they have a song that is one of the 321 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,280 only songs that can make me cry. What is it? 322 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,840 Crazy world? By Aslan, I have songs that make 323 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,720 me feel weepy. So crazy World can make me cry 324 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,720 because I loved the song. And then when I had the baby, I 325 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,040 listened to it by chance and I was like, gone. 326 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,600 It's like, how can I protect you in this crazy world? 327 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,480 And it was during COVID when he was born. 328 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,680 So I was like, oh, gone. But that's one of the only. 329 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,080 Songs. You actually nearly made me cry 330 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,160 singing once. What was the singing? 331 00:16:54,600 --> 00:17:00,560 You sang Ave Maria, Yeah. The actual one at. 332 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,800 A service that. We were, oh, shit. 333 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,520 Far enough. Yeah. 334 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,880 Yeah. Well, that was very difficult 335 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,680 for me as well. Yeah. 336 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,880 Well, yeah, I mean, can I say what it was? 337 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,720 It was your dad's funeral and you sang Ave Maria and I've 338 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:18,359 like, I've heard you saying, doing comedy shows, Yeah. 339 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,760 Then silly songs about what was the Garth Brooks, are they? 340 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,960 What was friends in the places? I've had, it's like I've had wax 341 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,600 in weird places or something. Yeah. 342 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,080 So, well, I explode. You make strange faces. 343 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,520 So in my head, when I hear you're on the lineup for your 344 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:44,520 dad's funeral, I'm like, Oh no. On the lineup, do the cheeky 5 345 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:52,880 with Dad's funeral. I asked for a spot, so you know. 346 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,640 You said, like you said, you know you're doing a song. 347 00:17:54,640 --> 00:18:01,400 I don't know, I. Was like, it's good to be here. 348 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,840 Oh fuck sake, that's funny. And he shouldn't say and he. 349 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,040 Shouldn't say. Genuinely, at my granny's 350 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,720 funeral, right, which was just up the road, they were like will 351 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,760 you, will you speak at it? Will you like say things? 352 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,080 He said new stuff. He said just up the road. 353 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,280 Sounded like the new. It was. 354 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,120 It was annoying. Yeah. 355 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,240 Sounded like it was on at the same time as my dad's funeral. 356 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,880 And you did a set of both, you know. 357 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,880 Doubling up. Doubling up for the coin? 358 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,400 Finished off of the week 5 and the international back home. 359 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,160 That's funny. But my granny's for another one. 360 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,120 Will you like, say a few words at it? 361 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,120 And I said yes. And I think I was doing my first 362 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,080 solo show that year and it was about 3 weeks before and I 363 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,840 thought we could run a bit of stuff here. 364 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,560 And it was, I just treated it like it was a bit of a set. 365 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,800 And it was funny, like my dad was like, you know, my dad's are 366 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,840 quite short. Yeah, that was. 367 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,640 And I was up like, what do you call the thing pulpit? 368 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,560 A pulpit, Yeah. I was up at that and you could 369 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,440 just about see like. I said it's a pulpit because of 370 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,960 a pulpit. Sounds like, you know, it sounds 371 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,040 like a different type of club that you might have got in the 372 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,760 Odyssey, the pulpit. No, that's what the family 373 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,240 wanted for the funeral. So we were in that and and it 374 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,280 only came up to like just the top of my chest. 375 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,960 And I said, I got up and I was like, here's the thing. 376 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,280 I made it seem like it was going to be your average funeral 377 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,400 speech. I said, look, I'm talking here 378 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,720 on behalf of my, my dad. And he's sitting in the front 379 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,640 row and like everyone's upset because it's my granny's 380 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,320 funeral. And I said, you know, my dad 381 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,000 wanted to say a few words, but he just couldn't. 382 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,600 He couldn't because what you wouldn't be able to see because 383 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,920 you can only see here on me. And he's a very small man. 384 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,680 And that broke the tension a bit. 385 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,160 And then at that point when there was a bit of laughs, 386 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,320 that's when I I was like, I'm a stand up and all of a sudden it 387 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,080 was overcooking. You know what I mean? 388 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,560 Like we're a little bit of crowd work, you know, I was like, you 389 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,760 know, sandwich is ready yet for after, you know, and I was like, 390 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,240 you know, zinger bit of crowd work. 391 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,320 But yeah, you you sang at your dad's funeral, you sang Ave 392 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,560 Maria. And I was just not prepared for 393 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,880 it because first of all, that's such a beautiful song. 394 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,800 And then yeah, I've only seen you sing comedy type songs. 395 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,280 So when you did that, I was like. 396 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,120 Oh God, Mantle. Had a tear, a tear like. 397 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,000 That for me, for me, songs that make me feel weepy. 398 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,840 There's one called Hurt in Your Heart by John Martin that's just 399 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,080 like. Hurt in your heart does sound 400 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,840 like a downer. It is it is a downer, but it's 401 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,360 an amazing song. It's it's when the hurt in your 402 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,760 heart is gone. Like give me a sign, you know, 403 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,320 like he's he's singing the his ex-wife me. 404 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,320 Oh my God. When the hurt in your heart is 405 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,360 gone, give me a sign meaning like when you fucking wise it 406 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,440 can be showed. See me? 407 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:45,760 You've calm down a wee bit. What other songs would be 408 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:50,000 correct first time I heard butterfly kisses Robert Carlyle 409 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,600 I cried and I was about to laugh and I did not have any children. 410 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,920 I. Was like, what is that his name? 411 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,080 Robert Carlyle? I think so. 412 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,920 Is Robert Carlyle not the guy, the actor from food Monty every 413 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:05,920 some voice? Yeah. 414 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,880 She leaned over. Do you know, I think it's weird 415 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,840 when people get songs that got played at like, you know, I'm 416 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,080 like, curl goes quieter. What's it called? 417 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,280 Lights out like that? Because that's that's a guy 418 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,240 singing about his daughter. Do you know what I mean? 419 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,000 All really love you, Jolene and say, you know, bring me my 420 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,440 breakfast. Give me a wee kiss on the 421 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,960 forehead, daughter. You're I I love you. 422 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,120 That's my girl, you know she. Just love. 423 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,160 I just love when people just hear a slow like melancholic 424 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,800 song Go, that's our relationship. 425 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,600 And you're like, it's not though, is it? 426 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,120 Do you remember? Back in the day on that, I don't 427 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,160 know if they still do it. People will be like I. 428 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,480 I seen a bird on a Mondeo. So if you're listening, give me 429 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,880 a shout. Who was texting in expecting a 430 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,680 reply? I saw you in Belfast. 431 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,040 I was I looked at you for ages on the train of the Koroon. 432 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,000 I stared intensely at your face and you weren't looking at me, 433 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,560 but 70 miles on a train. I just love that vibe of like, 434 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,000 you know, like a song. A great example would be like, 435 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,640 you know, like Mama by the spice courts or something. 436 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,880 Mama. I love some guy pull glasses 437 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,440 like I love her. I play a song for my daddy. 438 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,200 This is Mama always getting it wrong. 439 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,880 But you have Butterfly Kisses. Do you know? 440 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,760 It's another whopping song. It's such a RIP off of another 441 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,720 song. But you know, I'm at that. 442 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,320 That reminds me of Butterfly Kisses. 443 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:40,440 Is that Lone Star amazed? You know, I knew what you do. 444 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,400 It's like, and it's it's such a RIP off of this Bryan Adams, 445 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,560 Right? It was like it literally like, 446 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,320 yeah, you know, it still feels like dead. 447 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,200 What about Bryan Adams? Underrated. 448 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,120 Yeah, remember he did that song with Mel C and he cleared up his 449 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,400 acne and apparently he said that when he turned up the recorder, 450 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,000 they wouldn't let him into the building when he said he was 451 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,040 Bryan Adams. Pretty serious, I swear to go Oh 452 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,360 my. God, that was a great song, 453 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,800 Brian. As from LC baby When you're 454 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,800 gone. Did we find anything more about 455 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,040 Asian body food, Naked body, Dan? 456 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,600 Yeah. So it came from Japan. 457 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,680 By the way, Dan's pretend we had to look this up. 458 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,000 Originates in Japan. OK. 459 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,160 And it is sushi based, but there are some countries that have 460 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,760 banned it. Yeah, in China they don't like 461 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,480 it. Why would you want to eat sushi 462 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,120 off some? I don't even like sushi off a 463 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,400 plate to be fair. Look, I mean. 464 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:35,200 I mean the the be fair, sushi's probably a good food for it, you 465 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,120 know, practicality wise. We bets. 466 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,280 Yeah, like you wouldn't want to do like a gravy chip and slice 467 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,400 chicken. Stick that Stew in that you're 468 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:46,320 able. I love eat that Stew from 469 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,680 someone's. Champ ABS get over here. 470 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,720 Here I was. I started watching the thing 471 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,680 called The Tunnel on Sky. Right. 472 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,240 Right, which is a remake of the Bridge. 473 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,560 Oh, right. OK, that's the same, the same. 474 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,080 Oh, sorry. And I think of the same idea. 475 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,680 Yeah. I think if you want to think of 476 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,440 that programme because you're a guy that will, we're the 477 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,120 opposite, right? You'll watch the Scandinavian 478 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,520 drama. And I am the lazy person. 479 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,560 They make it for where it's like do it without the subtitles and 480 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,240 in English. Probably worse. 481 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,320 Yeah, you've seen. You love like you. 482 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,280 You like the foreign dramas? You've seen the Daniel Craig 483 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,240 Girl of the Dragon Tattoo. I've seen all the Swedish ones. 484 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you watch, like, foreign 485 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,240 dramas? Yeah. 486 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,520 Depends what it is. What Gamora? 487 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,480 That's what I want to do. Gamora, it's class. 488 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:40,160 The Brazilian, it's Italian. Sorry, what am I thinking of? 489 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,400 Ronaldo. City of God. 490 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,560 Oh, what? That's a great film. 491 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,680 That's such a good film. No Gamora. 492 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,360 I have Gamora in the house. I've seen it. 493 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:54,920 I've seen it once for like. It's weird that I associate City 494 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,560 of God with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 495 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,440 City of God was a City of God was one of those things. 496 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,600 You were very keen to tell people that you're a big fan of 497 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,320 it back in the day because it was subtitled. 498 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,400 It's like, come on to my house and watch this subtitle. 499 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,400 Yeah, I'm trying to think what else I've I've seen a lot of 500 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,800 Japanese movies, to be fair. I've seen a lot of Kurosawa and 501 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,200 Atu and all these different ones. 502 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,160 And it depends what I'll decide. When rumble in the Bronx. 503 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,560 Or else, you know, you know, people say like, you know, 504 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,760 they've seen, I've seen the 7th Samurai. 505 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,160 You know, I'm sitting there going. 506 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,120 Tom Cruise, top Asian actor. But have you seen you Jimbo? 507 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,640 Does, you know, does Tom Cruise just play a straight up Japanese 508 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,920 samurai in that? In the last summer, no, he 509 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,760 plays. He plays an American guy. 510 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,480 I've been under the impression up until now that Tom Cruise was 511 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,560 just playing the Japanese guy and never addressed it at any 512 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,960 point. No, he plays an American guy 513 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:57,360 charged with training like a Japanese army and then he gets 514 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,440 captured by the samurai and assimilates with them culturally 515 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,480 and then fights against the people that he just trained. 516 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,440 That's one of those ones isn't a great where if you got accused 517 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,240 of training the Japanese Army, it's very clear call where 518 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,120 either you did it or you didn't. You know what I mean? 519 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,520 Like there's no grey area in that. 520 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,040 Like either you trained the Japanese Army or you didn't. 521 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,920 Tom Cruise. Turn them away but. 522 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,000 Tom Cruise is definitely a weird guy, but like some. 523 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,120 Unbelievable things. I don't really give a shit about 524 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:30,240 his personal life or whatever. I think if you can't watch A Few 525 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,480 Good Men and just go, this is amazing. 526 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,640 He's brilliant and it's a brilliant script or something. 527 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,480 Do you think you get caught up in Scientology on the right day? 528 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,720 No, I think, and I think I could. 529 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,200 Do you know the only reason that we do it would be to the tax 530 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,600 haven, some of my precious colonies. 531 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,080 No, I don't think so. I don't think so, I think. 532 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:57,240 You're the only guy who's like every religion just for like 533 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,800 financial reasons, like in diversity forms. 534 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,680 You're asking for more boxes. Yeah the the the Saint Karen 535 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,160 church in is burn that I'm building. 536 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:14,360 Yeah, yeah, it's yeah on on diversity forms I. 537 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,480 Oh, no, I'm just don't want me to be down. 538 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,920 I'm thinking back to last. I do, but I'm thinking back to 539 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,280 last Friday whenever we did the live episode. 540 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,800 And then towards the end you said about Baba and I made a 541 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,640 joke and I will cut that out. And you were like, yeah. 542 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,240 And I went, Oh no, it's live. And then you just didn't know 543 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,120 the episodes live. Yeah. 544 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,120 Yeah, I'm. I lie in diversity form. 545 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:39,160 No, this isn't life. On diversity forms, I, I, I 546 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:45,640 enjoy choosing white other and I'm given the option I'll write 547 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:51,000 something like white Belfast, white Irish, white Belfast, you 548 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,800 know, white wealthy. Others others seem so fun just 549 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,680 because the people who have to like look at the diversity forms 550 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,360 just can't compute it do. You consider yourself disabled 551 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,760 Sometimes. Every, every, every time. 552 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,960 I struggle to put my socks on. Yes. 553 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,840 Oh, that's fertile. That's horrible. 554 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,520 Diversity forms, I mean diversity forms are. 555 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,560 Like it's, it's like. After you've done something. 556 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,680 Do you know what I mean? It's all like it's always at the 557 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,200 end of an application. Or exactly it's such like it, it 558 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,800 doesn't go into anything. Here's all the reasons why I'm 559 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,040 brought up for this job. Here's all the reasons why 560 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,160 you're probably not going to harm me. 561 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:40,040 White other samurai. White other loaf of it. 562 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,560 White other a transom transom Japanese army guys. 563 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,520 So I've assimilated away. White other white other 564 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:55,240 asthmatic look, we didn't really get into this on on Friday, but 565 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,040 I wanted to ask you, but it you know at the minute if you. 566 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,360 Listen, I'm serious. Sorry. 567 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,120 I'm serious, who's want to talk with politics? 568 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:08,280 Right. Say, say the executive. 569 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,680 Come to you. All right, They show up at the 570 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,320 door and by the way, they pay, they pay their respects. 571 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,480 All right, there's a bag of money. 572 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,440 There's a bag of money given Frankincense, golden mirror, 573 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,880 right? It's passed the cross. 574 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,520 And a dead rat, your little. What do you call, what do you 575 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,120 call those? The Gringotts bank and Harry 576 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,480 Potter. Who that we allowed to work 577 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,400 there? Goblins. 578 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,640 Yeah, there we goblins. Your army of cash gathering 579 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:38,400 goblins run out, collect all the money, right? 580 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,320 They just get it all and and they file it right and they 581 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,240 take. It away. 582 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,800 How amazed would it be if actually under my house was like 583 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,760 the great God's fault? You're What do you call the guy 584 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,640 from DuckTales Scrooge? Mcduck, you you. 585 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,680 At the end of every day, you go down to your basement under your 586 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,760 house and you do like a big Angel and a pile of money and 587 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,920 then you dive into it, right? So the executive come to you and 588 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,640 they go, Kieran, we need to know how how to fix Northern Ireland 589 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,080 because. B&Q. 590 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,600 Journalists are saying it's burning, they're going Belfast 591 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,520 on fire. I mean, it isn't right. 592 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,840 And the reality is there's about 400 fellows who are mad into it, 593 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,280 and everyone else is like a hobbyist. 594 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,160 And you know that the. Rights A hobbyist makes me think 595 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,480 of people. Can't we toy soldiers? 596 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,120 Because that's that's what we call ourselves. 597 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,240 But one. Well at the end of the day I 598 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,640 think they are just toy soldiers man. 599 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,920 Super like 4-4 hundred guys, I'll give you that are really 600 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,400 into it and you know that the rest aren't that into like the 601 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,200 rioting because two nights they were mod Ford and then on the 602 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,720 third night, do you remember the temperature dropped over 5° and 603 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,840 they all went our we'll head in here. 604 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,680 It's freezing, you know, so, so how so the executive come to you 605 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,720 and they go listen, Karen, we've, we've tried to figure it 606 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,720 out. We've had meetings about having 607 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,040 meetings. I would say to potentially have 608 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,880 you have you fucked right? And they go look what is the? 609 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,120 What is the solution? I don't know. 610 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,360 I think most normal people, like I think most people are normal 611 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,720 and just want to get on more lives. 612 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,280 And I think most people, this is the thing, the thing annoys me 613 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,720 about the executive and things like that is like, see all that 614 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,640 crap, and it's been going on for a long time. 615 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,840 But all that crap of like, oh, if I walk down the corridor, I 616 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,840 don't say hello to people that are in that party or like, well, 617 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,000 that, that kind of makes you a knob. 618 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,040 Because in any other job, you walk down the corridor, you say, 619 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,680 all right, the people, I mean, just be civil, just just get on. 620 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,040 So at that, at that basic level, they're not trying. 621 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,960 Then when it comes to all that stuff, I totally get why people 622 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,840 are pissed off. They have been left behind. 623 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,960 Of course they've been left behind. 624 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,600 But so I mean, my, my own politics is more based on class 625 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:06,480 than on the sort of divides that we were brought up with or born 626 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,520 into or whatever. So I don't, I don't think their 627 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,480 enemy, I don't think their enemy particularly is the police. 628 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,360 I don't think their enemy particularly is, you know, 629 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,280 working class Catholics or nationalists or whatever. 630 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,640 I also don't really think it helps lumping religion into that 631 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,000 as much anymore. I don't think religion is as 632 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,880 much of people's identity here as it was even 20 or 30 years 633 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,600 ago. So I don't know, but in terms in 634 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:35,280 terms of fixing it, it's a shit show because you hear hear you 635 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,440 ask them to fix it, except people that have profited 636 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,440 greatly off off this type of thing happening, they get money. 637 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,520 They, I think there's a lot of corruption and. 638 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,400 Do you think do you think food vans would help? 639 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:51,560 I sometimes wonder if instead of bringing water cannon in, you 640 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:57,160 roll in with Jon Favreau's, you know, Taco truck, you'd make a 641 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,000 killing. And then, you know, let's make a 642 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,080 killing of another kind. You know what I mean? 643 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,400 And then, I don't know, it just depresses me. 644 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,440 I'm sick of saying. I mean, I get everybody's seen 645 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,640 the videos of like, people getting set on fire, throwing 646 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,960 petrol bombs and stuff. And you know, like guy trying to 647 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,360 stomp to put his feet out has been put across every musical 648 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:21,560 clip you can imagine that it's just like, all right, the age of 649 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,040 those people that are out doing that. 650 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,240 Like they showed you the ages of the people arrested from the 651 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,240 first and second night and we're like 13 to 25 and you're going. 652 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,480 What are you even? On there's always like a 37 year 653 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,040 old as well and you're going what's the situation there? 654 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,440 Yeah, because boys will be boys up to a. 655 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,000 Point yeah, boys will be boys, but you're a middle-aged man 656 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,680 like you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. 657 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,280 It's weird. Like, I don't really, it's weird 658 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,040 because I don't really want to comment on what I don't think. 659 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,120 I don't think I have anything helpful particularly to say 660 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,880 about it. So it's kind of like, I think 661 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,600 it's kind of like redundant. I don't think people like that 662 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,360 want to listen to what I have to say about their situation. 663 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,080 All I know is the situation on both sides are pace liners is 664 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,080 pretty similar. Yeah, You know what I mean? 665 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,680 Those people on both sides of that and those areas have been 666 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,000 fucked over and left behind. Your enemy isn't each other. 667 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,120 Your enemy are the people that are fucking these over, which is 668 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,520 a wealthier political class in my opinion. 669 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,639 You know what I mean? I see. 670 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,040 I don't. You know, that whole thing of 671 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:19,040 like, I don't speak to them in the corridors, just dormant a 672 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,400 bit. Like, I mean, you can relate 673 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,320 when the money's right. When the money's right and I'm 674 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,679 getting subsidised food, I'll talk to anybody. 675 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,560 What do you think the spread would be up there? 676 00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:33,719 Mate, have you never been into the wee kitchen but up in 677 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,840 Stormont? No mate, it is a spread. 678 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,520 It's gourmet food for fuck. All and do you think the food 679 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,840 cuts across the divide, as in do you think, yeah, on one side 680 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,560 want the other side they're happy with or do you reckon 681 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,760 that's when they go? Back and forth on one side, 682 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,239 they're very much into having like blue potatoes, Yeah. 683 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,480 And stuff like that. And, you know, we, we play like, 684 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:01,640 you know, blue potatoes, white sauce or, sorry, white rice and 685 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,280 red sauce. And then on the other side, it's 686 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,000 like carrots, peas. They're getting, they're getting 687 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,080 their greens. Yeah, I know it. 688 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,640 I know that the the food up there from what I remember was 689 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,960 literally like restaurant standard. 690 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,280 That's why, that's why we're in this predicament. 691 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,240 Yeah, because they don't have to pay for it. 692 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,520 They don't. They're not paying for work for 693 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,800 it. If they were bringing packed 694 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,200 lunches. Look at it this way, right? 695 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,840 You're, you're a, you're a self-employed guy, right? 696 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,320 Yeah. You know that. 697 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,040 When you when, when, when you earn coin, right? 698 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,400 Yeah. Here he goes. 699 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,480 Here he goes. When you earn that money that 700 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,600 you've got, there's things that you've got to spend that on. 701 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,160 You know, you've got to spend that on, say, your car. 702 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,960 You've got to hire more goblins. Yeah, I've got to, I've got to 703 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,360 keep the army of goblins happy. But you also have to starve them 704 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,040 down enough that they're hungry for it, you know, so that if you 705 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,560 think about it, though, you've got to spend money on, you know, 706 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:02,240 your house, your car, you know, all out food, all out. 707 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,920 If you're, if you're up in Stormont, you know, your car, 708 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,000 you're not necessarily having to pay for it. 709 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,840 Like, I mean, you're able to claim a lot of things on 710 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,080 expenses. You're, you're, you're already 711 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,120 getting a good wage. You've got a great pension set 712 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,160 up. Even though like I, I did a 713 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:22,080 story years ago about how they were the, the companies that 714 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,000 they, so everybody puts money in their pension pot installment 715 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,800 and at the time the companies, so they invest that money. 716 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,840 So it'd be like all us put money in their pot. 717 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:35,040 I take that money and invest it in these companies and then we 718 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,600 get a bigger return. So our pension pot is super 719 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,040 healthy all the time, but the companies they're investing it 720 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,800 in are all like literally the fucking worst companies on 721 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,760 earth. Extra vision. 722 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,560 Like just like like, you know, like conglomerates that are like 723 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,320 responsible for Amazon deforestation or like companies 724 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,480 that are human rights violations, like right and 725 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,480 southern or something. They're going right brilliant. 726 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,640 And then so they're already getting a good base rate. 727 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,880 And then the things that most people have to spend their wage 728 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,120 on, they don't have to. And even like getting food and 729 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,600 work is your like, when we go, like if we, if we're working, 730 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,000 like you don't get subsidised food. 731 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,280 Like, you know what I mean? You've like, they're getting 732 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,760 like rational quality food for a couple of pound and they still 733 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,000 can't talk to each other. I'm going, do you know how sound 734 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,600 I would be if I was getting free Curry all the time? 735 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,320 Think about, think about that. You're right, it's the ivory tar 736 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,000 thing. It's literally like whatever 737 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,960 happens as a result of their talks or lack of them, they're 738 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,040 not feeling it or seeing it. So what you need to do is get a 739 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,040 few people that are dying like, you know, like. 740 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,880 You get a few hungry goblins. You know, there's a you know, 741 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,720 there's the thing about there's an assumption sometimes towards 742 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:48,600 the term community worker, get all the get the good ones. 743 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,800 Some fell on a windbreaker bottle looks in his back pocket. 744 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,000 Get him up. Yeah. 745 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,240 Oh, yeah. Because if I were to say a 746 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,920 windbreaker, if I were to say to you, oh, you tell me, you show 747 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,520 me one community worker that hasn't run the boat trying to 748 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,240 stop people, right? He's wearing a windbreak. 749 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,720 I was going to say show me, show me one community worker that 750 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,960 isn't in some kind of brand sponsorship deal with North 751 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,120 Face. No face make gear for if you're 752 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,920 going up Everest or if you're writing about the RC border. 753 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:21,080 So anybody seen my ricotta? I'm going out to throw a few 754 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:27,160 bulbs. I mean, yeah, community workers 755 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,800 dress. That is one of their. 756 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,000 Uniform. They were windbreakers. 757 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,640 They were tracksuit bottoms. But but. 758 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,840 Have shaved heads, but the none of them have fades get. 759 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,080 Get the ones that are like good good eggs. 760 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,480 Yeah. And just get them to let them 761 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,040 sort it. And no matter, I think 762 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,760 everybody's a wee bit responsible for it. 763 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,680 But I think like it's weird because sometimes, sometimes I 764 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,880 think we live in a bit of a bubble in the sense that like, 765 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,720 you know, look at, look at our group. 766 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:05,120 I mean, it's all all shapes and sizes, all different like 767 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,640 backgrounds in terms of where we're from and what sort of 768 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,560 bringing my heart and all that and identity or whatever soon 769 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,800 as. But one thing we all have in 770 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,000 common is we all, you know, like making strangers laugh. 771 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,960 Like so, yeah, you know, that that that unites us. 772 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,920 And we're kind of, I would say despite what I think some people 773 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,560 think of us, we're all fairly, you know, Sensi, Yeah, he's 774 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,000 like, and, you know. We've been senses. 775 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:34,840 Yeah, we're all trained in Japanese fighters. 776 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,720 I mean like sensible, like. No, like sensitive, like, you 777 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:42,160 know, I would say we're all fairly, you know, in tune with 778 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,080 ourselves that way. Like, I don't know. 779 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,880 Talk about censors on put butterfly kisses on like there 780 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,840 and I BLOB. Maybe that's what they need at 781 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,360 the pace line. It's just instead of water 782 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,720 cannons. Just fucking don't know how you 783 00:39:54,800 --> 00:40:00,960 do please, I'm sorry, please disperse. 784 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,120 So do you know what they should do? 785 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,360 I really think they should investigate. 786 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,200 I remember watching like future weapons or something before and. 787 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,640 Well, did you never watch that show on Discovery? 788 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,200 It's fucking excellent. And there was a thing that we're 789 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,240 doing was a crowd dispersal thing. 790 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,680 Have you heard of the Brown Note? 791 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,560 No. Have you heard of the brown 792 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,480 note? So right, So like the the brown 793 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,680 note is like a frequency that's like a low like a like a low 794 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,040 hum. Yes, literally when apparently 795 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,440 if you hear it loud enough, it just it, it shit yourself. 796 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,640 Yeah, because it's the, it's the resonance of your sphincter, 797 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,400 right? So your sphincter just goes and 798 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,520 then you're covered in shit, right? 799 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,880 And so it's, it's, it's the, it's the world's most amazing 800 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,920 lock pick, right? By the way, the last five 801 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,920 minutes, every podcast we get that on and we fucking every 802 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,040 podcast gets shits themselves. And and on future weapons they 803 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,560 were investigating like given the Brown note, like 804 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,200 directionality, so. By the way, sounds like 805 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,240 something in Magalbury, given the brown note. 806 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,800 Slipping the brown note, It was, it was. 807 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,880 It's a thing where like they can, they can focus a ray of the 808 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:19,240 brown note onto you to make you shit like to make you shit 809 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,120 yourself. And I go no, no one wants to 810 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,280 ride. Like it's coming, like the 811 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,440 sides, I don't know, it's too much time in their hands. 812 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,920 The guys that made that, are you watching programmes about how 813 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,840 they? Keep sitting there going. 814 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,880 I could be writing something, but I'm dying to find out. 815 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,240 I could be could be fixing could be doing all that work for the 816 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,120 executive. Well if North Face bring out 817 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,880 nappies, that system. Fucked, but that was that was 818 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,000 the thing that they were investigating. 819 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,080 Like the GQ disperse riders by making them shit themselves 820 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,200 because like no no one cars no no one. 821 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,560 Waddling up to throw a petrol bomb. 822 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,720 Well, have you seen that video of the guy? 823 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,200 Oh, the guy went on a crotch. Looks like he's DLN. 824 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,880 He's he's throwing bricks like I mean. 825 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,960 There is something about that where I was like, I'm not that 826 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,680 I'm OK with that, but I'm like, you know, that's a get up. 827 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,520 Like at the minute, like we're all losing that fucking get up 828 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,080 and go attitude. He's. 829 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,840 Like our motivation is lower and like there hasn't been much 830 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,000 vitamin D. That's a guy who supplemented up 831 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,960 and went fuck. It he's yeah, he's he's off his 832 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,520 calorie supplements, he's had a second vaccine. 833 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,840 He's out fucking trying to break the system. 834 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:26,680 But you know what? Wind me up. 835 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,760 But that was like, I'm going, who's organising this that's 836 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,360 letting that guy out in the middle of that like, yeah, you 837 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,240 know what I mean? It doesn't. 838 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,960 It's not even. I don't know. 839 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,520 Maybe they should have like a. Regret being soft politics. 840 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,240 Soft play zone a soft a soft play for all for. 841 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,880 Old riders, yeah, like foam bricks. 842 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,400 And you want the place around there just like, you know, 843 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,200 hitting them with like foam clubs and going, that's all. 844 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,040 We're not performing at the minute. 845 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,120 We get actors, we get comedians to play like the police, or we 846 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,280 could play rioters on the other. Side I would I would definitely 847 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,640 be cast as an organiser. Yeah, I'm I'm not I'm not a 848 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,560 thrower. I'm a I'm a puppet master, a 849 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:10,120 faceless, A faceless power broker moving about my big map. 850 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:15,000 You know, I'll move, I'll move so many thousands of coin into 851 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,720 into this estate. 100% the reason he mentioned the rap 852 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,360 outside the McDonald's is because you have your eye on 853 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,800 bringing another business to that industrial estate that 854 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,280 you're speaking with Burger King and you're just on your map. 855 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,600 You just push. McDonald's out. 856 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,760 Just walk out of your studio later, it's done. 857 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,760 Yeah, the Sky Sports music comes along as I can get into the car. 858 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,520 Here, Do you know what's odd right right now? 859 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,320 Off to it's odd this day, as in today. 860 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,760 This day is the day that the Titanic sank. 861 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,640 Really shit 1912? 109 years ago. 862 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:01,800 Do you think anyone is like nowadays upset about that like. 863 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,520 I don't know, I know every time I watch the movie I get upset 864 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,640 about 3 times. I get upset every time I settle. 865 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,280 Couple on the bed, on the water, pouring in on the floor, all 866 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,280 shit. Like Billy Zane gets a, gets a 867 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,920 bad deal. He's fucking great. 868 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,040 Not to be sure. Yeah, and also it's like, OK, 869 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,000 he's a prick, but like he gets fucking. 870 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,320 I've got, I've got great. I all made. 871 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,080 I've got so much good Titanic trivia. 872 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,880 Do you want some? Yeah, I'll try and make it for 873 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,040 me, but it might just be more than. 874 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,080 That's fine, Yeah. Either way, that's still good, 875 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,680 yeah. Here's a couple of things. 876 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,000 See the priest that's on the boat saying the thing? 877 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,520 Yeah, true story. He's a real guy that was on the 878 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,200 boat because Cameron made Cameron's research is 879 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,720 outrageous, right? That's why he send you a 880 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,640 constable. He's a real guy who was on the 881 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,600 boat. He was going the America to says 882 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,200 to do his brothers when the Mario's but I was going to say 883 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,800 he's going the American Mario's brother but. 884 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,680 Temper. Film. 885 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:59,360 And so that's a true story. Another one is see the guy who 886 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,680 is with them on the back. You know when the boat's going 887 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,160 down and they're on the back thing and there's a guy 888 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,800 drinking. He's based on a guy who really 889 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,120 did go into the drink, into the water and survived because he 890 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:16,000 was just drunk enough. Like just like they said, if 891 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,320 he'd had more drink, he wouldn't have survived. 892 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,760 I mean, had less he wouldn't have been numb enough to the 893 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,880 fucking cold. So there's a guy there. 894 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,320 Another one is. By the way, he's definitely an 895 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,960 alcoholic now he's going just in case. 896 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,920 I know, oh, you never know when you're going to go into the 897 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:34,440 drink. And the, the, the WT Stead was a 898 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:39,680 famous journalist who sort of invented tabloid journalism and 899 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,480 he, he died on the Titanic. There was loads of like, famous 900 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,320 people. Really influential people that 901 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,360 were on that ship. Leonardo DiCaprio being. 902 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,680 They they, they wouldn't. They wouldn't let on. 903 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200 What do you call him the the black boxer? 904 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,240 They wouldn't let him on it. Anthony, Josh, Jack, Jack 905 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,600 Johnson I think was his name, wouldn't let him on. 906 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:02,040 And obviously because he was black, they wouldn't let him 907 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,600 have a first class ticket because he was black. 908 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,040 Was he at the time like champ like? 909 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,480 Champion, world champion, it's like and it's like it wouldn't 910 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,680 let him on the boat. And then it's like IG, the 911 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,400 ultimate, the ultimate IG. If he was, if this was nowadays, 912 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,280 he would have so much merch based on that. 913 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,160 Wouldn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 914 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,400 Like pitchers of him like, you know, like onto the sea punching 915 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,520 a hole in the Titanic or something. 916 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,600 That's that's my thoughts go to immediately like. 917 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,440 He would 100% be brand ambassador for an iceberg 918 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:38,600 lattice. Company but there's another 919 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:44,360 another good one was yes mate this is this may be the best bit 920 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,200 of trivia I have on anything right would. 921 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,400 You could this be the best bit of Titanic trivia of all time. 922 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,440 I just think this is really interesting, right see the guy 923 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,040 you know in the movie he's you know, order. 924 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,840 I will have order here, you know, or I shoot you all like 925 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,040 slack and then he loads his gun light taller. 926 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,240 He so he was the real I think he was the second. 927 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:13,680 He was the second officer on on the ship and he survived the 928 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,800 type. This is mental. 929 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,720 His life story is mental. He survived the Titanic. 930 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,120 He survived another cruise liner that sunk. 931 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,960 He was then a captain of a submarine in World War One which 932 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,240 was responsible for like Iraq and a German convoy was accused 933 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,440 of like war crime shit like killing people that they should 934 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:38,360 probably rescue from the sea. Whatever lives through the 30s 935 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:44,320 becomes like a merchant, you know, ship guy and had his own 936 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,800 like, little boat and then took part in the fucking Dunkirk 937 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,240 evacuation, was one of the little boats that, like, went 938 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,280 here. Yeah, let's just get the Dunkirk 939 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,880 and pick up as many guys as we can and brought them back. 940 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,760 And I know his son died in World War Two. 941 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,240 He was a pilot. But like, just imagine that that 942 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:05,160 life trajectory of just like I survived the Titanic, went to 943 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,280 Dunkirk, whatever. Would not be like like after he 944 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,640 did all that. Would not be a bit annoying 945 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,560 being on a boat by chance with them and going. 946 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,720 So do you have any stories? Yeah. 947 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,120 Fucking six hours later you. Wouldn't even believe him. 948 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,000 You wouldn't even believe him. Well, it was on the Titanic 949 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,280 where you. Yeah, yeah, you go. 950 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:22,840 Right. OK. 951 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,680 And then you maybe believe that. And then, I mean, he would have 952 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,520 madder stories and Paddy McDonald. 953 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,960 Yeah, You know what I mean? You know what I mean. 954 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,800 You'd be sitting, going. No, you didn't. 955 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,280 If I. Was. 956 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,240 Like. The Titanic I would never have. 957 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,520 I would never be on a boat again. 958 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,480 No, neither would I definitely would have died. 959 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,160 I know I would have died because I'd have been when I'm stereo 960 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,600 dreams. I would have been when I am 961 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,200 Trump's that didn't even give me a life jacket and I'd just, I'd 962 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,640 have been one of those people going and like pushing other 963 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,520 people. You know what you would have 964 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,840 done, You would have as the boat kind of like hit the water when 965 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,800 it was up on its what is in. You would have jumped off at the 966 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,920 last minute and gone. It's all right, I'll just jump 967 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,240 into the water at the last minute. 968 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,960 You know, people like do that thing where they're like, if I 969 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,280 was on a lamppost and it was fell toward the ground, I just 970 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,640 wait till the last minute and then just. 971 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,600 Jump off it. I always meet. 972 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,640 Do you ever wonder if you're on a lift and the hoist snapped if 973 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,920 you jumped up at the right moment? 974 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,120 I wonder at every time I get into lift, I'm like, I'm always 975 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,880 waiting on here in the yeah. And then the, you know, the I'm 976 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,200 always waiting on it and, you know, sometimes to try to 977 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,560 preempt it. You ever play the game of going 978 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,680 like a long lift? No, you like burn something down 979 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,280 the left? You sort of want this to happen 980 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,240 to see if you could survive it. Yeah, but I would only, I would 981 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,800 only do it between like, you know, the shopping floor and the 982 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,280 ground floor in the castle court or something, you know, so I 983 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,440 might survive it anyway with like a couple of broken legs. 984 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,600 But no, like I always wonder would you be able like that's 985 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,440 one I'd love to see. I was in a left ones that got 986 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,840 stuck in the Canal Court Hotel in Yuri, right. 987 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,240 And the doors eventually opened, but it was like, you could see 988 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,840 this much, you know, you were your head was at ground level 989 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,640 and the doors were closed. And it was a guy in like 990 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,200 Birmingham on the customer support for the left. 991 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,720 And he was talking us through that. 992 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,400 He's like, yeah, we're going to get you sort of blah, blah, 993 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,640 blah. Sat there like me and my mate 994 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:17,160 Stevie for like, I don't know, half an hour and just like in 995 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,800 the Goodsburg. So I'm just sitting chatting 996 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,800 away. And then the guy been like 997 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,960 talking us through everything and then we didn't know he was 998 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,600 still on the line and after half an hour he just we're talking 999 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:29,120 all the shit of the day. After half an hour he goes, so 1000 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,680 what's the crack today? Let's we were like, why are you 1001 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,200 still here? Still just making small talk 1002 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,440 with. This guy I get stuck in. 1003 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,640 Do you remember the tar at Queens? 1004 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,880 You know, the big, the big library used to be the big tar 1005 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,600 block and we have like the like at the front, like if you're 1006 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,120 looking at Queens, that's the landing building. 1007 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,000 Yeah, on the left behind that there was the big tar block. 1008 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,720 There was like 11 floors and like, oh mate, the stories of I 1009 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,640 thought like so I was doing ancient history. 1010 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,840 So like I was on what like 571011 were like the floors 1011 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,480 where there was ancient history related shit. 1012 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:10,240 A lot of time it was just on floor floor 1011 and may I get 1013 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:13,880 stuck one day on the on the way down from from the 10th floor? 1014 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,640 No chance I'm taking the steps like and I'm could stuck in it 1015 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:23,320 with there was a Chinese student like a girl and there was there 1016 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,400 was a guy. This is A1 liner. 1017 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,960 There was a guy so the Chinese girl didn't like, she wouldn't 1018 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,320 speak much English. She just, she literally was just 1019 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,480 like, you know, like she didn't really say anything. 1020 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:41,200 And I, I like in my mind's eye, I, I'm like, she said nothing, 1021 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:44,400 do you know what I mean? But the guy was having a full 1022 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,480 panic attack. And was he local? 1023 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,720 Yeah. And we're stuck in it for like, 1024 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,040 I mean, like 40 minutes, something like that. 1025 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,920 And he was, he was freaking out hard for 20 of them. 1026 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,320 And I was just sitting there going, Yeah. 1027 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,160 And you couldn't, you couldn't text. 1028 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,200 There was no signal. So I'm just sitting there going 1029 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,000 this is dog shit and my dad was waiting to pick me up 1030 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,640 downstairs. He wasn't pleased when I came 1031 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,360 down 40 minutes late and hadn't been in touch. 1032 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,440 I'm like. Well, no wonder the guy was 1033 00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,560 freaking out because you're probably going here. 1034 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,400 Do you know that if there's dollars go down if we all just 1035 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,120 shop at? The last minute, they'll be 1036 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,960 sweet. That's like the other thing as 1037 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:23,880 well as people who go if a plane's going to go down, just 1038 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,120 push against the seat in front. You'll be all right. 1039 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,560 No, no. Yeah, you fucking won't. 1040 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,560 But Oh well, yes, I was. All all you'd be doing is giving 1041 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,760 that person you know early onset curvature for about two seconds 1042 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,200 before you all get burnt like Made I. 1043 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,360 I spent so many years have. You ever taken a shit on a 1044 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,040 plane? I haven't. 1045 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,400 Yes, of pest. I don't like a toilet on planes. 1046 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,440 The eye, but like the other option, is just sitting. 1047 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,800 I held a shed in when I was going, when I was going to New 1048 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,640 York. I held a shed in from about 1049 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,880 Iceland. You know what I mean? 1050 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,160 I was just like. The supermarket. 1051 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,040 No, I held a shed from like, you know, oh, if you look at your 1052 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,000 left, you'll see the lights are Rakovic. 1053 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,240 And I'm like, why does that make me need to shit? 1054 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,360 Must have been the way, he said. Reykjavik must have like just 1055 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,720 cruised over the bride note. You were looking to slip a 1056 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:22,120 bride. He's like, you just look at your 1057 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,520 laugh, just see the lights of can I just fucking? 1058 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,360 I was just like, oh man. Of course I've shit on the 1059 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,960 plane. I haven't. 1060 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,480 I mean, I find it difficult to shit in public places, you know? 1061 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,920 Yeah, I wouldn't say like toilets. 1062 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,880 I. Wouldn't say I enjoy it. 1063 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,200 Seems like see the fountains in Castle Court. 1064 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:44,680 Terrible place for a shit. Like why was I in those 1065 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,160 fountains? Stealing people's wishes 1066 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,240 collected. No, you have the goblins 1067 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,960 underwater. Just walk through it with 1068 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:58,960 magnets on my feet. Like why is why is your 50 1069 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,760 little plastic things hanging at this phone? 1070 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,040 You got all the goblin snorkelling gear. 1071 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,920 Do you ever, do you ever go with the Whitehead? 1072 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,840 You know, like I was out there. You've never been the Whitehead. 1073 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,480 I mean, I'm sure of being in it or through it, but I've never 1074 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,360 said to myself or anyone else we're going the way. 1075 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,120 Well, I have I've only, I've only discovered that Brown's Bay 1076 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,760 and Whitehead and all that even exist. 1077 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,680 So only it's weird because I, I sort of know quite a lot of 1078 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:29,360 places here that's so stupid. But like, I know the coast quite 1079 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,800 well and. Why are you from 1712? 1080 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:38,040 I discovered Moreland. I would. 1081 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,320 I know the coast like the back of my head, Whitehead. 1082 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,960 Far from this whole pit of it, only just discovered that it 1083 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,720 existed. Journal. 1084 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,320 I'm just picturing you in a boat heading towards it. 1085 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:59,800 The goblins ruin half Half a Scandinavian woman's been found 1086 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,480 in white hair, the other half in Scotland who investigates 1087 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,520 twigglers. Goblins, right? 1088 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,600 She appears to have drowned in navel juice. 1089 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,440 What do you what do we think? Check her pockets. 1090 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,960 Sarah was the one in The North Face jacket did the damage. 1091 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:33,880 There's a 5 point no cut in half. 1092 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:41,800 You're like. Anyway, this is some shit like 1093 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,880 with pink with pink because my white head story shite it was 1094 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:54,720 just related to the fighter without the Whitehead and 1095 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:57,640 there's like a nice standard you can do from. 1096 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,200 Not turning any less like a 1712 guy. 1097 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,360 There's a nice walk by Whitehead. 1098 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:08,120 Oh, it's just reminded me of some some related. 1099 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,600 Exactly this. See a fucking advert? 1100 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,200 See, if I say it again that the ship was called the Billy of T, 1101 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:19,400 I'm going to fucking murder. I can't see that exact advert 1102 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,720 though. See that I mean, it's not as 1103 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:27,200 hipster in all the ways that I hit some guy sitting thumping a 1104 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,360 butter tub in his living room going the ship was called the 1105 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,520 Billy of Tea. I'm like you've you've never 1106 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:40,600 pulled a rope your life. You can't winds me up anyway out 1107 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,840 of wait head there's this Damner you can do from the harbour car 1108 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:51,640 park out to the lighthouse and it's actually really nice. 1109 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,680 But mate, the day we went out was like freezing rain, really 1110 00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,440 grim and I was like I was raging, you know, like I know 1111 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:04,520 Dave, Dave mentioned something like this a while ago where as 1112 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,040 Missus had I'm out on a walk and you're just like, yeah, yeah, 1113 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,320 yeah. I was having all those feelings 1114 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:10,560 right. And I'm wrapped up, mate. 1115 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:16,480 I was wearing like I had, I had like my vest AT shirt. 1116 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,760 I thought you were just going to leave it a vest A. 1117 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,560 Hoodie, a hoodie, A flimsy I'm wearing I'm wearing a wee shiny 1118 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:26,680 flame today. The the what they call it a. 1119 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,480 Fuck it, what is that Under Armour? 1120 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,000 No, it's just a wee flame. What? 1121 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,280 Why you? It's just a wee flame. 1122 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,160 I can't see it. Any I never wore T-shirts with a 1123 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,440 vest on. I have like, OK, I have tits. 1124 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:43,600 No, it's like I have I have like what was born some form of 1125 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,440 girdle. No, it's I have a. 1126 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,440 Girdles your assistant in the crime drama. 1127 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,080 I know it's. That. 1128 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,240 Girdle. That would be such a great name 1129 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:57,440 for like the first mate, the first, the first golfer girdle. 1130 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:07,360 Oh, I can't stop thinking about twinking festicates when the we 1131 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:14,200 team are fucking God, it's a Shoal anyway. 1132 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,840 Anyway, So what was that about? Yeah, I was. 1133 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,880 I was. I have. 1134 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,800 Like, this is rare. A rare statement, but it's true. 1135 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,440 You know, like fabric sensitivities. 1136 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:36,520 It's a serious crime drama. But the government rolling. 1137 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,440 See what he said about the rolling? 1138 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:50,360 Colonel, I make those things keep the stroke ship was called 1139 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:57,800 the Billy of Tea. Oh anyway so I have these fabric 1140 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,320 sensitivity so wear a vest anyway. 1141 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:08,840 My lung. Just just give me a SEC. 1142 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,080 Just give me a SEC. Give me. 1143 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,240 A. SEC OK, OK, OK, I'm good. 1144 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,240 I was open Whitehead. I'm wrapped up. 1145 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,280 I have a hoodie on and then made. 1146 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:27,160 I have I have a large camouflage army surplus jacket and I had a 1147 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:33,240 hat. I was wearing my Cafe and yeah, 1148 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,840 I made the story so shit because it's it will be with standard 1149 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,880 out with that and you get out to the better like the rocky bit 1150 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,440 around the bottom of the lighthouse. 1151 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,000 There's a bit where then there's all this like new modern 1152 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,320 concrete bit of the path that's like all built up like wee walls 1153 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,640 and also safe. But then you can look into these 1154 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,280 caves. I think I know exactly what 1155 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,720 you're talking. About and there's a bit where 1156 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,120 people have thrown money and they're like a wee bit and I'm 1157 00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,840 sitting there going how can I get to it? 1158 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:03,280 No, there's like Guddle. What's that called? 1159 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,600 This is called the something. Is it this path? 1160 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,520 Oh, there's a name. Whitehead. 1161 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,160 But it is the got the gobbins. That's exactly the gobbins. 1162 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,240 Yeah. I like every time I see it, I 1163 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,480 call it the gobbins's just right anyway. 1164 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,560 But that is what's called the got the gobbins path. 1165 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,000 And I'm. Goblets on the. 1166 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:33,400 Gobbins goble the magnets right? And I see all these coins in 1167 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,040 this wee bit. And Chloe, Chloe flicked the one 1168 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,920 in. And she always wishes for the 1169 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,840 same thing when she makes a wish, right? 1170 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:48,760 Which is for happiness, right? I always wish for her happiness 1171 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,800 when I make a wish, right? I don't know why I find that. 1172 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,320 But she so she throws a coin in and lands perfectly. 1173 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,960 She wishes for happiness and I went to throw one in wishing for 1174 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,160 her happiness and missed it. So it was this whole thing about 1175 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,640 like whether or not I cancelled her wish Anyway. 1176 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,880 I was such a shite story compared to the banter. 1177 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,320 I thought you were going to say she flicked the coin and you hit 1178 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:18,960 her in the back of the head. Oh man, it's so funny. 1179 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,520 Like you need to be. Frugal. 1180 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,880 Toppings. Toppings. 1181 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:36,040 Oh my God, unbelievable. I I laughed. 1182 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,520 So did you hear the noise where I? 1183 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,680 I laughed. I heard it. 1184 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,760 It sounded like like your diaphragm. 1185 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,920 I feel like I've been. Freed up, you know it. 1186 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,720 Probably shifted like, you know, like an old bit of a Malwam bar 1187 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,000 or something that's been in there. 1188 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,920 Oh, very, very enjoyable. Thanks, by the way, for the 1189 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,800 sunny payment. I mean, I've never. 1190 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:02,520 So here's the thing. I was, I was frustrated last 1191 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,320 week. I said I want to. 1192 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,320 I want to make you feel as comfortable as possible. 1193 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,760 That's why I came in with the gentle. 1194 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,280 So last week I said can I get you a sparkling water? 1195 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,440 And you said no thanks mate, I'll bring my own. 1196 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,920 Perfect. I went to a cafe, I put in a 1197 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:24,000 very specific dietary order. Now someone obviously working in 1198 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,280 that cafe took a picture of the order that came through. 1199 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,520 I saw that, sent it to come and get us, sent it into our 1200 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,800 WhatsApp group. Now here's the thing. 1201 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,480 What was picked up on the really weird bit of the order, which 1202 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,400 was Caesar salad, but no croutons. 1203 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,000 Yeah, was actually not for me, but for Dan over there. 1204 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,600 Is there a reason for the no croutons? 1205 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,200 Is it celiac? All right, OK, sorry. 1206 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,160 Well, I didn't mean to pry. And go ahead, said he wants to 1207 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,200 say it's it. They fucking put the croutons, 1208 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:54,320 put the croutons in all the way through the salad. 1209 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,960 Yeah. So here's the thing. 1210 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,680 It's actually easier to make them without them because you 1211 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,400 don't like. Sorry, you're not asking for 1212 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,800 extra croutons. That gets sent into your 1213 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,480 WhatsApp group that I was picking up food from a cafe and 1214 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,960 by the way, I've already been back for like an hour or 45 1215 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,680 minutes. You said do they do sparkling 1216 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,480 water in the cafe? But I want I thought it. 1217 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,840 Was in KFC. No. 1218 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,680 OK, So what I was ordering was called Korean fried chicken. 1219 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,400 Did you think I was? I was giving you shit. 1220 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,560 No, not at all. Not at all. 1221 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,040 Not in a serious way. I wasn't. 1222 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:30,800 I wasn't. No, no, no. 1223 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,920 I know you weren't right. Do. 1224 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,120 You know what the joke was I was making? 1225 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,920 No, right? Oh, the KFC wouldn't do 1226 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,480 sparkling water. No, because Gavis posted it in 1227 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,280 Yeah, so there was a time when me and him were out of 1228 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,600 McDonald's drive through full circle and and I famously asked, 1229 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,960 you know, I the guy goes drinks and I went to have any sparkling 1230 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,120 and there was just the perfect amount of silence before no. 1231 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,360 No, we did this rap, but I was sad that I couldn't. 1232 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,400 I thought I wanted to provide you with a nice experience and 1233 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,600 then I thought you then wanted to pour water and I couldn't 1234 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,680 then go and get you. So I was delighted to see your 1235 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,200 reaction when you came into the room and said like a 7 year old, 1236 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,200 you went, that's the best one. It is the best one. 1237 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,960 It's the best sparkle. Listen, sorry, I had no point. 1238 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,400 I didn't. There's no apology needed. 1239 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,480 I didn't even make our connection because I apology. 1240 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,040 No, there's no apology needed, right, Sir? 1241 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,960 All we need. There's no apology needed. 1242 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:29,120 I don't accept. I don't accept. 1243 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,160 But the main thing is I was happy that it made you happy. 1244 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,120 It does so I wished. For your happiness. 1245 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,720 And it came true when you saw that ball I. 1246 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,600 Call it Sally P because it reminds me of Somebody Delight 1247 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,080 and it's not as nice as only delight, but. 1248 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,640 Sunny P sounds like a guy who would be close with two solid 1249 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,880 crew but not in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1250 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,320 You know, oxy support, oxide neutrino on tour. 1251 01:04:52,160 --> 01:05:00,000 Sunny P Big up yourself. Yeah EE sorry this is so shit. 1252 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,280 I was going to say he's he tells the sound check for Shanks and 1253 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,680 Bigfoot. So shit, it's the same joke you 1254 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,920 made a lesser version of. Does he work for the crew on the 1255 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,760 production side of things? And he also raps, but he just 1256 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,640 does their work. He's in the so solid crew crew. 1257 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in so solid crews, crew. 1258 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,120 He works with Shanks in Bigfoot on the production side of 1259 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,120 things. But when they say they go to, 1260 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:31,000 you can do the sound check easy into it, a bit too much. 1-2 1261 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,840 Yeah, yeah, You know, like he's trying to show. 1262 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,040 Off you know when I hit do you ever go to see like an actual 1263 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,120 rock band gigging and when they're looking at me when 1264 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,600 they're when their crew when their crew right done sound 1265 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,600 check when you get a moment where you know that crew have 1266 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,560 their own band. Right they'll. 1267 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:51,000 Play being 100% serious, but they're being 100% look like 1268 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,400 fucking misnomer yeah yeah, but what? 1269 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,400 But their plan was like a I don't really give a fuck. 1270 01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,000 I'd say I don't give a fuck attitude, but the plan is I 1271 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,360 absolutely give all the fox. They're literally playing, by 1272 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:09,160 the way, that's my international symbol for I can play the 1273 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,440 guitar, look for. I thought that's your 1274 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,760 international symbol for Beckham and the goblins. 1275 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,800 Yeah. Come to me. 1276 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:20,480 Godel, Godel fetch the others fetch my Ledger. 1277 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,320 We have an expedition to go on. We will discover a new land. 1278 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:35,040 Don't Gannon girl stands on your shoulder and all the rest of my 1279 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:36,720 I. Do think that all the goblins 1280 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,280 are from the goblins and like when I go there I'm going to 1281 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,360 pick a new one to replace the one I've just killed. 1282 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,280 They're growing, they're growing your new ones and soil under the 1283 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,560 rocks and you just walk away called good, good. 1284 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,560 Good. That's that's where, that's 1285 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,640 where I'm going to replace the one that I just kicked into the 1286 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,400 fire for losing me some interest. 1287 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,600 Yeah. I mean, I mean great. 1288 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,120 I mean great. The court. 1289 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,480 Long live the coin. Absolutely here. 1290 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,320 What was the what's your favourite song from that? 1291 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:10,000 Sort of. What do you class that as are? 1292 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,200 You saying chunks and Bigfoot? It's sweet like chocolate era. 1293 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,080 Yeah, I know what mine is. Mine is Lady by Mojo. 1294 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,440 Great. I love that. 1295 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:19,160 See. Happy. 1296 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,560 See the bass in the background. I've got one for you. 1297 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:26,960 I've got one for you. Artful Dodger and create and and 1298 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,840 Robbie Craig Women trouble. Woman trouble. 1299 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,880 Be a fantastic, bombastic, ecstatic leads down it. 1300 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:39,560 How a girl can really lose her. Oh, do you know what this is? 1301 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,000 I'm like that roadie because I know you can play music and sing 1302 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,360 and I'm like trying to act like I'm not really singing there, 1303 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,920 but I'm singing aw. Man, I love it. 1304 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,600 That's. Stuart Smith, me and Mike over 1305 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,600 there when we were like 16, we were in tech. 1306 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:56,520 There was a guy in our class and then his mate who were actually 1307 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,600 from Carrick and they were really big into rap music. 1308 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,360 And I just remembered this the other day, right? 1309 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:05,840 This is MSN Messenger era race. I wasn't allowed to go ahead. 1310 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:10,040 And they and they. It wasn't that he. 1311 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,440 Used to register in the register, right? 1312 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,640 Yeah. They were like, oh we're writing 1313 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:17,439 all these freestyles and all and they said they were like a bit 1314 01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,800 of a two man crew. Me and him were a bit of a two 1315 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,680 man crew. They said we should do like 1316 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:25,200 we'll do a freestyle and used to 1 back. 1317 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,120 I don't know if you remember this, but what happened was, and 1318 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,279 this is so savage, but didn't mean to be nothing back to it. 1319 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,920 They wrote like a track and they were like use write 1/2 and 1320 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,760 we'll see who can like write the better track. 1321 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,120 All fun and games made him write one that was like out of Viet 1322 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,479 Mile. Like it was horrendously like 1323 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,240 offensive to them and like really personal attack because I 1324 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:48,399 thought that's what they were doing. 1325 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,560 We played them on. A desk track for them? 1326 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:52,080 Yep. Right. 1327 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,920 OK. We sent it to them on MSN 1328 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,080 Messenger and I genuinely. Would you do just send them the 1329 01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,279 lyrics? No, no, no. 1330 01:08:58,279 --> 01:09:00,760 We record fucking recorded it with Avicii over there. 1331 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,200 Do you? Still have the recording. 1332 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:09,560 There's no way it would. Yeah, we thought we were doing 1333 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,080 like Jack. We were trying to be Jackass for 1334 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,560 a while, and he asked me to punch him in the eyebrow and 1335 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:18,120 nearly broke his head. But but they were called THC and 1336 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,279 I don't even know what that stands for with hindsight. 1337 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,560 But I remembered the other day that I still know the words. 1338 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,080 THC is like the chemical compound and. 1339 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,560 I don't even think they were that smart to make it a double 1340 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,240 meaning. I think it was like something 1341 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,640 Carrick. You know what I mean? 1342 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:38,439 This there's somethings on the Carrick, but our rap when TTHC 1343 01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,640 don't want it with me. And by the way, I'm mostly doing 1344 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,000 a bad American accent when I was doing it. 1345 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,800 THC don't want it don't want it with me. 1346 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:49,880 THC just want to get with me now 2 lines in and I'm already going 1347 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,399 down that route. And then some of the lyrics were 1348 01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:55,320 like 1 sounds like and it's not good. 1349 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,400 But the back of me was class. I was like 1 sounds like Bruce 1350 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,360 Lee. The other one like Julian from 1351 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,400 UTV. No, doesn't make a lot of sense. 1352 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,320 And and one of them was short. Remember the other guy? 1353 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:13,560 And I was like, yeah. And yeah, they were called Matt. 1354 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,520 Their rap names were Maddie Being Suspect. 1355 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,120 And one of the some of those were Maddie being suspect. 1356 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,880 But they get their nuts wrecked. So I'm like Pop chopping off 1357 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:22,200 their balls. That's good. 1358 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:25,120 And it was, fuck, it was really good. 1359 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,920 It was tight. It's a good castration. 1360 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,160 Then they played theirs and it was like chilling with our mates 1361 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,000 and then shouting our names out. So it was like they had not done 1362 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,920 a diss at all. If anything, if anything, it was 1363 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,400 like a track about. Friendship with this they've 1364 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,640 they've. And I'm like, I'm going to cut 1365 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,440 your balls off. You're gay, you know so. 1366 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:45,280 Just the four of us and you're like, you're like fully hitting 1367 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,720 on them as hard as you can. One sounds like Bruce Lee, the 1368 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,000 other like Julie Tell. You what, Mitt? 1369 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,840 I'm always interested in in rap. I wish you'd find that. 1370 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,760 I'm always interested in rap from here. 1371 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:56,920 I hate when people don't do it in a comedy way. 1372 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,680 I hate when they're being 100% serious. 1373 01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,880 Yeah. It's like you ever see when you 1374 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:02,800 see somebody dancing and they're taking it seriously. 1375 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,800 I'm like, I can't, I can't cope with you. 1376 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,520 You know what I mean? Like you know someone? 1377 01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:07,360 'S serious. Dancing. 1378 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:08,600 Somebody's dancing. They're just like up. 1379 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like body popping or enjoy. 1380 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,400 Yourself, do you know what was on the radio on the way down? 1381 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,160 I don't know. If Lone Star. 1382 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:22,360 No run DMC versus Jason. That's. 1383 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:25,880 The way it is. I love it. 1384 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,680 Shouted to Dave Elliot who thought the lyrics were Run DMC 1385 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,920 and that bastard Dave Run DMC and that bested Dave. 1386 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:36,360 Yeah, that's a great jam. Master Jazz Let's. 1387 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,200 Leave it on. We started off by talking about 1388 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,000 two Like a song that make you cry. 1389 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,720 Do we have one more each? Is there anything? 1390 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,080 I think we start off by talking about Switzerland, but Oh yeah, 1391 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,040 sorry, I do kind of give you a wee Swiss story briefly. 1392 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,080 I I I got stuck in Switzerland waiting on a flight. 1393 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:55,920 So I like the start of a Lone Star song. 1394 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,720 I got I got stuck. Thought about you all day and 1395 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:04,040 night. Still gets Switzerland waiting 1396 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:10,520 on a flight. I don't understand the money. 1397 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:15,520 Their money was woeful anyway, like the Burger King that I had 1398 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,800 in the airport on the way out of it. 1399 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:20,080 I had no money by the way, when I got there and I was staying, 1400 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,480 I'd booked a wee like a wee hotel near the airport. 1401 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,320 But my dream was to open a Swiss bank account. 1402 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,760 I had one day to do it right. I really wanted just so I could 1403 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,920 say it's in the Swiss account as a joke. 1404 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,800 But I wanted to get, you know, one of the ones that has like a 1405 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,040 safety deposit box. And I was, I swore to God my 1406 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,600 plan before I went to Kosovo was leave a bottle of drink from 1407 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,080 Kosovo and a clean pair of monks and a clean pair of socks in 1408 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,360 this deposit box. And then if I'm ever back in 1409 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,840 Switzerland, I'll claim it, right? 1410 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,920 But you needed like, you needed like money to open the account, 1411 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,360 OK. And I spent. 1412 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,280 Like Ballpark? It was like £100 and it was like 1413 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,240 a minimum you need to have like whatever. 1414 01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,960 It was, and you would have been prepared to spend it, but you 1415 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:02,720 didn't have it on you. Yeah, I didn't have it at all. 1416 01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:07,160 So I spent all my money taking a taxi to the bank and getting 1417 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,280 back to the hotel. Devastating. 1418 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,280 And I barely had enough. You can't, you know, like you 1419 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,840 shouldn't drink the water out of the top. 1420 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:18,880 So I was like, I barely had enough for like, a bottle of 1421 01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:21,560 water that to get me through that day. 1422 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:26,120 And if you know me, mate, I'm a hydrator, so I hydrate a lot. 1423 01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:30,720 And I, yeah, fuck me out. Anyway, I get stuck in this 1424 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:34,080 hotel and then the next day it was like £18 or something from a 1425 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,280 fucking a Burger King and that was like the last money, the 1426 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:40,640 last coin coin had on earth. And then when I got home, I 1427 01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,600 swear I found a fibre and the pair of jeans in my bedroom. 1428 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,160 I remember just going like what that could and I've never looked 1429 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,480 back. I've turned that fibre into the 1430 01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:53,040 twink millions What I'm songs that make me cry. 1431 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,040 Part 2. I'll go. 1432 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,560 One and then you finish the podcast. 1433 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,640 You're giving us one mine, Eric Clapton. 1434 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,360 Wonderful tonight or tears in heaven? 1435 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:06,560 Tears and have met. About his son who fucking died 1436 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,640 in a tragic. Accident fell out of a window. 1437 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,840 Yeah, that's horrific. Horrific. 1438 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,720 I wonder. I think maybe John Martin again. 1439 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,800 John speaks to me on a on a personal level. 1440 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,680 Like what? I'm trying to think of another 1441 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,120 one that gets me. Go for it. 1442 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:24,240 Go. Go and this is niche. 1443 01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,640 I don't know if you've even heard this. 1444 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,920 The Old Man by Phil Coulter. No. 1445 01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,720 It's such a you know, he might as well literally come on and 1446 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:38,800 go, my dad is fucking the dog because it's about as that bad. 1447 01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:42,680 Like it's it's this whole bit about like it finishes with and 1448 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,800 going God, I miss him, the old man. 1449 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,680 And you're like, but I want to, I want to give you a better one 1450 01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,720 that that you've definitely heard. 1451 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,440 You'd love years and years. I do love it's probably years 1452 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,600 and years. It's not weird that I How do you 1453 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,120 know what I love? Have we talked you? 1454 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,200 Just announced it one day. Mid I it's I've. 1455 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,000 Been sobbling inside and you just grabbed me by the scruff 1456 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,320 when you went. I need to tell you something. 1457 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:10,280 I want to put your head against mine and put your lip in your. 1458 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:15,120 I love her years and years. I do love him it I I see well 1459 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:19,400 see well produced pop music with Yeah, I'm all in George Michael 1460 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,640 fucking Kylie Minogue. I'm admitting probably to too 1461 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,880 much here. Like see those bass signs? 1462 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,440 You can't beat them anyway. Rich bass. 1463 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:35,880 Someone makes me weepy though. Sting. 1464 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,680 There's a couple of Sting songs every time. 1465 01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,080 Why should I cry for you? By Sting? 1466 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:42,760 No. Any. 1467 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,800 Anybody. I haven't heard. 1468 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,560 It but it sounds weirdly nautical, which kind of makes me 1469 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,880 feel like I'm on that. We voted by the goblins. 1470 01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:54,000 But it's because he's singing about, it's about his dad wanted 1471 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,240 him. His dad wanted him to just be in 1472 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:59,480 the merchant sort of shipping business and wanted him to be a 1473 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,400 sailor. And he never wanted that. 1474 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,360 And it was a source of conflict between them. 1475 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,960 And the song is like, he's singing about like how I don't 1476 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,320 want to just be out in the middle of the sea hauling on 1477 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,680 these ropes. And when his dad dies, he's 1478 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,960 like, I don't know why I'm crying for you, but I don't know 1479 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,560 why because never really got on that well. 1480 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,320 Yeah, and I'm worth like 50 million. 1481 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:19,920 Yeah, and you don't even. Piece of shit. 1482 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,400 Made sting shits 50 million sting. 1483 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,080 Do you know what I love about Sting? 1484 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:28,640 I, I, I aspire to be that he's rich. 1485 01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:34,160 I aspire to be that much of like because I I know he's a wanker 1486 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:38,320 like, but I love it, you know, like you go, you look at Van 1487 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:43,000 Morrison, you go wanker and you don't want to be missed with 1488 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,640 them staying. I'm like wanker. 1489 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,320 Make us a cup of tea. Yeah, yeah, Rather let me make 1490 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:48,440 you a cup. Yeah, I love that. 1491 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,600 You're like, we could be amazed. I'd let you make me a cup. 1492 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,120 I know, Yeah. And I don't even drink tea. 1493 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,560 Do you know what I mean? That's. 1494 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:55,520 I know. It's true. 1495 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,920 Sick, by the way. Yeah, sorry. 1496 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,640 I know we need to finish, but talk to me about the ball wipes 1497 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,320 because I'm. I'm actually. 1498 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,360 Well, it's a little bit like wrong ceiling. 1499 01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,800 That way it does exactly what it's it. 1500 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,240 Wipes the ball but like. Do you want to take them? 1501 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,200 Home. No, I just want. 1502 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,400 I just want to know I'm I'm. We fresh, we freshen up. 1503 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,200 But is it like a, is it like a baby wipe type thing? 1504 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,080 Or is it like a well, obviously it's for a man's balls, but 1505 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:23,960 like, yeah, is it for? Freshen it up. 1506 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:25,960 Yeah, I'm going to give you them. 1507 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,000 Take them home. Bag wipes. 1508 01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,040 Take them home, Yeah. I'll try them. 1509 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:34,840 Bag Wipes is another Goblins. We'll see you next week Kieran. 1510 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:38,320 Appreciate you coming on as always, love having you here. 1511 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,480 There was a lot of fun. I've collapsed along, so I'm 1512 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,480 going to A&E pedron.com/two with Me podcast. 1513 01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:47,240 You want that sweet extra content and we will see you 1514 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,120 later. Cheers.