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I'm Michael. 
Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 

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we've got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like our hosting of comedy 

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events streaming only on 
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New York After Dark and it's a 
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drop in comic. 
Boom, you nail. 

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Into Michael Che's phone. 
Nervous. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
Hey, hey, hey. 

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New York After Dark. 
It's some kind of comedy thing, 

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and it's streaming now only on 
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You love it. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with Me podcast. 
With me, the moustached man, 

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Shane thought. 
It's a guest episode this week 

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before we get into it, few 
things to to discuss, few things

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to Mull over. 
Tickets are potentially 

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available for our live podcast 
in the Limelight. 

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Now you know on Patreon. 
We do live stream episodes. 

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This is live in life four day. 
Come and see us in person on 

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stage. 
We put up on YouTube the last 

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one that we did in the limelight
in the smaller room. 

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We're moving to the bigger room.
My guests are William Thompson, 

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Mickey Bartlett. 
There's going to be a little bit

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of stand up there as well. 
Courtesy of Gryphon to the 

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podcast, Aaron Butler. 
It's going to be a good time. 

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Tickets may have already sold 
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comes out. 
I don't know I'll be embarrassed

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if they're like there's four 
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There's four sold so you can get
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We'll put a description in the 
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We'll well a link in the 
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What did I say? 
OK, we, we, we also have 

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Patreon, which is 
patreon.com/tea with me podcast 

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bonus episode on a Monday. 
It's like the Craig Craig David 

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seven days bonus episode on a 
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Took her for a drink on Tuesday.
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Live stream episode of 2:00 PM 
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We are sponsored on the podcast 
by Thompson's Tea. 

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Now, my guest and I can't reveal
who he is just yet, although it 

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is in the title for the episode,
so you'll know, right? 

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My guest is a fan of this brand 
and that's always good because I

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went downstairs on a crutch to 
make tea for everyone, right? 

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Which why is that happening in 
2022? 

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But I did it to be fair down 
offered to do it. 

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But here's the thing. 
I like to have a separate spoon 

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because I have almond milk, 
because if my milk mixes with if

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regular milk mixes with my milk,
I will die on the spot. 

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And I didn't trust down to use a
separate spoon. 

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And I think you would have told 
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think you would. 
That's fair down trying to kill 

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me also. 
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So this guest was like, look, 
I'm a big fan of that particular

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tea brand we're talking about 
Panjana. 

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Then he said, is that me? 
Is that made to the Thompson 

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family own Punjab? 
You said that he said that and I

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said, let me, let me tell you, 
since the 1800's, the Thompson 

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family, that's true. 
Since the 1800's, the Thompson 

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family have been making tea 
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could have called it something 
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Sure. 
They could have like paste, like

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like kneecap, baseball bat, 
regret gurn, you know, but they 

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didn't. 
They said let's call a panjana. 

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Why? 
That's their business. 

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So a lot of you guys are running
the boat like my guest thinking 

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Panjana is sent here, you know, 
via via boat, you know, from 

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somewhere far fade like like 
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Brighton. 
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here in Belfast. 
Support local support local made

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in the ship. 
The mate got in the shipyard. 

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So the why would the mate got in
the shipyard. 

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And it's been about since the 
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one selling tea. 
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decaf. 
Paddy McDonald a couple of weeks

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ago, for some unknown reason 
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He thinks it's going to get rid 
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It's not. 
The tea that we're drinking 

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right now is the signature 
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Just keep drinking vagina. 
That's all. 

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That's all I'm going to say 
about them. 

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He likes to go into this week. 
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He doesn't like this job, but he

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My guest today is a returning 
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the studio. 
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guests and we had an in what I 
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we were put were for a while we 
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and the windows were painted 
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But now we have plentiful air, 
which is great because my guests

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over there just breathing in and
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Take a lot of space now, in all 
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Don't say that about yourself. 
It's good to have that room. 

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My guest is brother of Alicia 
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Case has that bad. 
Thing about that, right? 

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You see, I'm of the age I'm. 
I'm the eldest of four boys, 

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right? 
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And my second youngest brother, 
that song came out Alicia Keys 

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first song. 
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Three hits. 
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right. 
But Internet wasn't a big thing.

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Yeah. 
So nobody really got to see her.

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My brother had told his entire 
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cousin. 
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Alicia Keys from the town. 
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glaringly obvious. 
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She could play piano. 
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play piano. 
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Just not a fucking note. 
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that is a playground. 
Rumours work. 

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I remember a guy joined our 
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impress everyone. 
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built obviously arena and he 
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And he said he said this is we 
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school 11/12. 
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coming and she's standing in our
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him up for it. 
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thing of he might be right here,
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So he was the most popular guy 
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Have Is there anyone famous in 
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Apart from me, the laugh with 
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normal. 
It's just. 

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I look like a mediaeval French 
pervert. 

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No, I don't know. 
Nobody famous? 

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No. 
Not our family, no. 

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Like even going back like do you
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Answer My biological father 
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His family would all be very 
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They're all musical. 
And my great grandfather was a 

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poet. 
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Stuff. 
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You read any? 
Read any of his stuff. 

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Yeah, I set up a website, 
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bushes.com. 
Tyrone among the bushes. 

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Yeah, it was a line from one of 
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So yeah, go check that out. 
Go and see. 

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That's it. 
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along there, and music was a big
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it was weird because I wasn't 
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Because you couldn't play the 
piano. 

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Because the complete. 
Piano. 

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So yeah, it was a weird, weird 
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that sort of background or. 
But you're musical now. 

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Yeah, we're going to talk about 
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But what presently what we have 
to talk about is offer you a cup

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of tea as you come here as my 
guest, as my friend. 

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And you said leave the bag in 
I'm. 

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A tea bagger, Yeah. 
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how you take your tea. 
I thought you were joking. 

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No, but you're drinking that tea
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you could swallow that tea bag. 
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That's why I love it. 
It's basically it's the beverage

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version of a danger wink. 
Yeah, you're never too sure if 

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you're going to get a load or 
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You're not scared. 
You're not scared for the bag. 

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No, I don't. 
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I think it would go down before 
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Seriously, bag in. 
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strong team. 
I think there was a period where

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I didn't speak to my mum for 
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accident, the tea bag was left 
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I was like, I could have died. 
But you're with the neck, you 

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see. 
I don't have a thin neck. 

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You do have a thin neck, but a 
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Well, that's that's all the 
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throat it. 
Gets what I get paid. 

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Open your mouth. 
She and. 

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You're a big demon. 
I'm more of a coffee man, yeah. 

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Many a day. 
Oh, coffees, well there's about 

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3 or 4 coffee shops, Noma and 
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going to day any one of them I 
walk into they go usual. 

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Yeah. 
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Because I get a large four shot 
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So I know I think it balances 
out the weed. 

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I think that's something but. 
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There's some sort of there's a 
link in there somewhere. 

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So I would, yeah, I would have 
that. 

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And that sort of stands out to 
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Obviously there's been a drink 
to go on because everybody was 

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the same as you go on four shots
and they're like, yeah. 

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So the. 
Unless you're in Dublin at a 

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fucking hipster car. 
I don't like that. 

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Into a real hipster coffee 
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And I asked the girl behind her 
for a coffee and can I have an 

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extra shot in it and she goes 
no, we don't do that. 

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And I was like, what do you mean
it'll do because our coffee is 

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an exact recipe. 
Oh fuck off. 

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And I said, but I can tell you 
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me is a weak coffee. 
And she went, no, no, no, it's 

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our recipe. 
And it's I was like, well, maybe

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this hamster thing, maybe 
they're right, you know, because

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they're so my sister-in-law went
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It was like smashed avocado and 
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Of course it was. 
And she was like, can I just get

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a tea and some toast? 
And she was No, we don't do 

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toast, she said. 
It's on the menus, yeah, but you

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have to have the avocado with 
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Well, also, what were we doing 
before we were smashing? 

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I don't. 
Know what the fuck was wrong? 

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Where did they come out of? 
I don't know. 

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We digging avocados but. 
Yeah, I don't know how we did it

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beforehand would be slice them. 
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I hate the thing so they gave me
sorry, a warm a warm milk, 

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basically a weak cover. 
But I, I, I like places to be 

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able to adopt a bit in terms of 
like what the offer, Yeah, you 

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know, because. 
Sorry, I just remembered one in 

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Bundoorne, there's a there's a 
real. 

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You're not going to have a 
coffee shop in Bundoorne. 

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You wouldn't believe it because 
the surfers on it. 

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So all the surfers are like, 
right, And you go into this and 

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it's a real, there's vinyl plan 
and there's, you know, all that 

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sort of shit. 
And the guy weighs out the 

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coffee on scales for every 
single coffee. 

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And then I'm going and fucking 
up his whole mantra by going, 

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can I get four shots, please? 
And he's like, I, I, I'm going 

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to take the scales out twice. 
You get a speed from the guard 

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he. 
Takes the scales at every single

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and they just cure people and go
mate come on. 

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The fuck? 
You have to be. 

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Outside the 500th Cup, you must 
know what the weight is. 

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You have to be able to. 
Freehand it at some point like 

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Spanish waiters when you order a
vog, A vog, a coke, just upside 

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down. 
I I was in Chicago and on that 

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trip found out it wasn't Chicago
and I got AI was I was arguing 

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with people there that it was 
Chicago. 

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I was like, oh, great to be in 
Chicago. 

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AMC. 
He was like you keep saying 

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Chicago, these shows at Chicago 
and I said it isn't it's 

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Chicago. 
I would know. 

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I've been having the pizzas for 
you. 

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One day study. 
Yeah, I yeah. 

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So I went. 
There was a real hipster place 

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and obviously in America like. 
Extreme, yeah. 

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Because coffee culture probably 
only come here 5510 years. 

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Like, really? 
Was relatively new, you know, 

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especially the whole like 
there's always like, do you want

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milk in that? 
Yeah, there was. 

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There was black coffee and I was
just, yeah, the Americano and 

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cappuccino thing was, yeah, 
definitely about. 10 years, this

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place was like, it looked like a
lab, right? 

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Like it literally an Apple store
and I walked in and there was a 

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guy serving me and that I was 
like, I could have a tea. 

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And he's like, yeah, no problem,
breakfast tea. 

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But I makes it, puts it down for
me and I paid and then I went to

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grab it and he went no, no he 
said not yet. 

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I said what do you mean? 
He goes bro it's a 3 minute 

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brew. 
And I was like it should be a 

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three second conversation before
I leave. 

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I'm such a bitch. 
I just stood there and waited as

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he says. 
I can't take it yet. 

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Telling a man from Ulster how to
take his tea. 

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I know, but like, fully. 
I was like, all right, menorahs.

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You would know. 
You would know. 

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You've been a barista for three 
weeks. 

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That is crazy. 
Yeah, But that whole, that whole

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scene of the whole, like the 
barista thing, they've been Dorn

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taken to the extreme. 
Yeah, as you say, there's common

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sense in there. 
But it was a lovely cup of 

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coffee. 
But was it worth the extra? 

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With no pun intended. 
What? 

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If you had to open a tear or a 
coffee shop anywhere in the 

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world, where would it be? 
Probably down the street, 

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because I wouldn't have anywhere
in the world Amsterdam is going 

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to be. 
All right, love it anywhere in 

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the world. 
Down the street, well, down the 

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street. 
If I have to go to work 

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everyday, I don't want to 
fucking get a flight. 

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But yeah, Amsterdam probably 
just maybe not so much for the 

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coffee, but just the actual on 
be honest, yeah. 

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Do you know you you would go 
into a coffee shop in Amsterdam 

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like a wee job coffee shop and 
like you know, blind facial 

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expression head the counter. 
I still definitely walk in like 

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this. 
I am laughing. 

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I'm like even before I've done 
anything. 

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No, and I sit with the locals. 
I go to the places that aren't 

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in DID. 
You say you don't go to 

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Amsterdam, There's somewhere 
like just outside. 

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Well, at least, yeah, we would 
have went to South southern 

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Holland. 
There's a kids theme park down 

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there, so we would have still 
down and stayed there. 

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Oh, I thought you were like, by 
yourself. 

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Yeah. 
Just be just fucking half 1/2 

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hours a week and just went down.
To being on the water. 

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I like a real relaxing 
experience. 

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I like to just, you know, smoke 
a little bit, have an edible and

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then get on a fucking loop. 
The loop. 

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No, we would, I would hire a 
carrot and then we would, we 

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would stay in a hotel in there 
and then travel about Poland, do

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a day trip to Amsterdam rather 
than going to that sort of. 

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Thing but with this moustache I 
look like I'm trying to bust 

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kids for smoking. 
Absolutely, yeah. 

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If you were at a if you were at 
a concert, you know you'd be in 

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a polo shirt and a pair of khaki
shorts and everybody's going to 

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go on. 
He's just missing a sniffer dog.

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At an Eagle Eyed Cherry concert,
I look like I'm about to make 

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some arrests. 
Had a James Morrison kick. 

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Save tonight by Safe. 
And then and then they, they 

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turn on me and just like 
overbore me very easily. 

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Yeah, that's where I don't put 
coffee shop. 

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I think I'll be the best. 
Yeah, there's a. 

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Come here last week or the week 
before. 

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Comedy is Do you know how comedy
is back? 

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How you know comedy is back? 
Because Daly's is back. 

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We are back. 
For anyone who doesn't know you,

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although if you're in the local 
comedy you won't, you'll have 

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heard people talk about it. 
You run a club in Oma in your 

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hometown Daly's Comedy Club How 
do you describe the bar of 

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Daly's? 
Is it sly to say I? 

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Remember Andrew Maxwell came to 
do a gig in Daly's and he walked

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in to the front door and there 
was 2 old men at the bar 

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slightly inebriated because it 
was 8:00 in the evening and I've

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been there since half 9:00 in 
the morning. 

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And he said to me when he came 
up the stairs and then seen the 

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club, but when he walked in, he 
said like for that instant image

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he goes, I questioned my entire 
career. 

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Yeah, he thought that's where it
was. 

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That's where it was, he thought.
This is I've turned up to like a

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pub and I'm going to be. 
And because we've all done 

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those, yeah. 
Absolutely, yeah, have maybe 

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loads time. 
So yeah, that's how you describe

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it. 
It's it's very honest women 

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because it's. 
Function room above. 

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Sort of. 
Yeah, an old traditional bar 

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right in the centre of time and 
like. 

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Oh, it's it hasn't since they've
reopened again. 

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The bar has really kicked off a 
real resurgence. 

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Yet, well, normally what would 
happen like in years gone by, 

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like you go in, like you say, 
there's one or two bit, like a 

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small group, people in the bar 
after the show, some people 

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philtre down. 
But I noticed doing it a couple 

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of weeks ago when I went in, the
bar was packed, Yeah. 

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And I was like, oh, there must 
not be starting soon. 

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But it was just people who were 
actually. 

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Yeah, picked up, but. 
But this that used. 

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It's a weird thing to happen 
just in the middle of OMA, in 

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the middle of, you know. 
It is it is the IT is probably 

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the most loved call. 
It is the most loved comedy club

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around because you know, it's a 
wee bit of a novelty for us. 

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You know, it's outside of 
Belfast, great gigs in Belfast 

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like libraries and pugs and all 
that, but there's just something

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about like a wee trip to Omar 
it. 

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Kind of also dispels the myth 
that any gig in a rural area is 

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going to be shaped. 
You know, some people have that 

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thing actually coming in, like 
some Maxwell or people coming 

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in, they're never going to put 
Omar on their tour date 

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normally. 
Yeah, but now they will because 

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there's a venue there. 
Because we said to somebody, 

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it's not necessarily. 
It's the room. 

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It doesn't matter who 
technically owns the place or 

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runs the the square room low 
ceiling, it's just a recipe for 

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pure comedy. 
If you think of the stands, 

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they're all the same. 
They're all that, sort of. 

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Because I was really nervous to 
do it and I hadn't felt nerve 

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like proper nerves like that in 
a long time because I do hold it

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in such high regard. 
It was the first one back. 

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It's the first one back to the 
end of a return. 

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It was, it was a tough one to 
be. 

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Yeah. 
Thankfully, the good thing and 

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obviously because you're on 
yourself, you know it's sold 

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out. 
So that fear was gone. 

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You know, because you're still a
small town, so you're wondering 

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something on the fucking turn 
up. 

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Yeah, because because every like
every town has tried, I don't 

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know if I had this conversation 
before, but every town locally 

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on village has tried to have 
stand up. 

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Yeah, in in the last 10 years. 
They have a big opening night 

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and the the pump loads of the 
bar pumps loads of money into 

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advertising and promo and it's 
sold out. 

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And then they think, all right, 
well, now that's established. 

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So the next month, they don't do
any promo or any advertising. 

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No one shows up, and they cancel
it. 

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Yeah, instead of. 
It's, well, I mean, you talk to 

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Christy and Terry, Chris Bowies 
and Terry Keys. 

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He first started it. 
I mean, it was a, it was a long 

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slog before you got it to 
because first of all. 

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I did the first one ever. 
You were the first one. 

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Ever in the room. 
Yeah, right. 

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I mean, because even then back, 
it took about two or three years

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to get the local people used to 
the notion that, oh, this is a 

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pub, but I don't come to talk. 
Yeah, you know, that sort of 

404
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,080
thing. 
What do you mean I can't talk? 

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00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,200
This is daily something, you 
know, this is a comedy club, 

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this is a show. 
But now, obviously we're in the 

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routine now that everybody is. 
But you've you've almost like 

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had the like manipulate people's
minds to be like, come at this 

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time. 
Yeah, don't be late. 

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Like don't be too. 
Let's not start too late. 

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And like these, this will be 
good if if you know what I mean 

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like. 
There had to be a lot of faith. 

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Yeah, that'll be a lot of and I 
think it was the earlier because

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my first one was a competition. 
That's right. 

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My first gig, so it was Darren 
Matthews and I think Woodsy 

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might have been on the same one.
And you won. 

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I won, but. 
Fuck them. 

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Is that what you said? 
Fuck all of them, but I 

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shouldn't have won. 
Like leave Martin fucking tore 

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the roof of a place. 
But like we all know from 

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competitions, whoever brings the
biggest audience. 

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00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,520
Well, yeah, so it was my first 
time trying it. 

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So because I was involved in the
community, still AM, and I know 

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a lot of people, I I was so 
nervous about going to do this 

425
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first gig to to nobody. 
I was like, fucking come. 

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So yeah, yeah, yeah. 
The place full of friends family

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and all the rest and but what 
happened was it introduced them 

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to a different type of a night 
yes and then Christian Terry 

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will say from that night on but 
60% of them stayed and came 

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every month and became regulars 
and there's an in for a certain 

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corner of the bar yes you know 
all that sort of stuff so. 

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You see the same face, which is 
such a nice feeling. 

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When you go in, you're like, are
they kind of they're going to 

434
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,400
get it? 
Kind of, yeah. 

435
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,640
And they'll they'll give you 
that sort of they almost 

436
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,240
accommodate you, but because 
they're just so glad to see 

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00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,920
something and people coming, you
know, and that. 

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00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,240
But now at that stage, what, how
many years now, 10 or 12 years 

439
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,520
on, it's a case of going, OK, we
know what standard is now. 

440
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,320
Yeah, you're going to have to. 
We're not a wee small, you know,

441
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,160
first time small town getting a 
comedy. 

442
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,560
We know the shit. 
Fucking bring it. 

443
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And last two weeks, school was 
brilliant. 

444
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,200
I mean, he's like, it was 
fucking great. 

445
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,720
I I really enjoyed doing sitting
on a stool. 

446
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You had me. 
I had to because my leg was 

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fucked but. 
I feel about you. 

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But it was, it was nice. 
Like sitting on a stool doing it

449
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:18,640
is nice because I'd had stools 
at the shows before but never 

450
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,000
had the balls to like sit on it.
Because I think part of me is 

451
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,480
like, if I look too relaxed, 
that's going to go wrong. 

452
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,160
Yeah, you look very comfortable 
as opposed to relaxed. 

453
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,360
I know maybe it's the same 
fucking thing. 

454
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,640
But yeah, I mean, relaxed would 
mean you're laid back a bit, but

455
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,840
you just looked like I'm, I'm 
enjoying this and having it. 

456
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,600
Yeah. 
And I knew because you went over

457
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:34,960
time. 
Yeah. 

458
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,160
Yeah. 
Because you thought, oh, I'm 

459
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,520
just, I'm just going to do. 
But when I went over, I was 

460
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,840
like, oh, he's having fun. 
Yeah. 

461
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,760
Yeah, yeah. 
So for us, that's a fucking 

462
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,080
that's a great thing to get that
back of you. 

463
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,680
Like how do you describe Oma as 
a town? 

464
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,720
Like I, I'm, I feel like 
Hollywood here, like my tone is 

465
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:55,880
a very like defined town like. 
Like, do you see it here, Dan? 

466
00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,680
Like Omar, like Omar people for 
example, like the misconception 

467
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,600
about Hollywood obviously is 
like, oh, it's very part. 

468
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,320
A lot of a lot of it is, yeah, 
but probably half of it isn't. 

469
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,360
And actually they're very, it's 
a quite almost like quite a 

470
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:16,120
liberal place, especially in 
terms of like politics and like 

471
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,240
the full paramilitary is for 
sure. 

472
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,480
But then. 
But like most people, like the. 

473
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,560
Progressive paramilitaries. 
Yeah, they're nice, you know, 

474
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,720
like most, most people. 
Well here's weird thing about 

475
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:33,720
here, back in the day you would 
see guys on a night out and go, 

476
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,480
yeah, they're paramilitaries, 3 
of their mates or whatever would

477
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,200
be Catholic. 
It's almost like sectarian it, 

478
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,840
like there's been sectarian 
stuff. 

479
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,840
Were they were they insurance 
policy just. 

480
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:49,520
Yeah, I think you think putting 
a tea bag in a in a cop's 

481
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,280
dangerous. 
Try setting four boys from the 

482
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,880
FPF. 
And then tell me what the storm 

483
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,520
of the tea cup is. 
You think you can't? 

484
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,400
But like, I don't, I don't know.
I think Hollywood is like 

485
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,040
there's a wee bit as well of 
like not arrogance about the 

486
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,760
time, but like my gear from. 
Here there's money about the 

487
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,480
time. 
There's a wee bit of money about

488
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,440
and. 
Wee bit of money. 

489
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,480
I was walking through it there 
and like I didn't hear any. 

490
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,600
Like I didn't hear anybody 
trying to sell me the big issue,

491
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,440
you know what I mean? 
I didn't hear, I didn't hear a 

492
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,920
really badly out of tune busker 
in the corner. 

493
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,280
Like it was very calm and serene
and we flower shops and we 

494
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,440
coffee shops. 
It looked very fucking, very 

495
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,440
fancy. 
I thought you can smell money. 

496
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,960
The big issue is keeping it 
fancy so you know. 

497
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,560
The big issues keeping out the 
big issue. 

498
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,920
The buskers are like, you know, 
Belfast, you got that guy with 

499
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,240
like a violent trumpet mashup 
kind of thing here you've got 

500
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,240
like a peace Blues band. 
You've got like bluegrass on the

501
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,240
street, you know. 
But I, I don't know, I think 

502
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,560
like Hollywood is quite sort of 
define like there's a stereotype

503
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,640
about it. 
But what do people think of 

504
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,120
Omar? 
Because I think of Omar as ultra

505
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,320
friendly, very friendly. 
But maybe that's an outside. 

506
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,480
Yeah, because I mean, if you 
were to go to Strabane, that's 

507
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,360
ultra friendly. 
Yeah, yeah. 

508
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,880
Seriously. 
You know people saying. 

509
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,800
I was there the week before and 
and even the comedy club, it was

510
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,320
just. 
Blame walking in the the street 

511
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,040
to strangers. 
People say hello to each other 

512
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,160
and you're like, fuck, this is 
strange. 

513
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,200
You don't get to have no more 
everything head down, just move 

514
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,000
on. 
Oh, really? 

515
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:26,080
Almost full of funny fuckers 
like proper do you know, like 

516
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,480
obviously there's myself and 
Aaron McCann. 

517
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,440
McCartney wouldn't say. 
He's from all my buddies from 

518
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,200
the the hinterland. 
Carney's from the abyss. 

519
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,240
He's just. 
Yeah, he's. 

520
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,480
Carney's from here and there, 
somewhere in between here and 

521
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:43,760
there. 
In a roundabout way, but. 

522
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:51,720
Carney's from over Yonder. 
From days of yore, I. 

523
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:57,160
Boy is McCartney 23 or 57? 
Who is Mark McCartney? 

524
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,160
I said this in our podcast, I 
accidentally, I went to listen 

525
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,160
to McCartney's podcast and put 
it on 1.8 speed, right? 

526
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,560
And sounds like a 72 year old 
McCartney. 

527
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,760
Do you know what? 
A man gets that old. 

528
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,040
He just wants to get the words 
out as fast again, and it's not 

529
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,640
an accident, but because he 
speaks so slow, normally it just

530
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,880
sounds like a regular 
conversation. 

531
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,400
Yeah, but because of that, I 
always think there's so many 

532
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,360
other boys in that town and 
girls who could fucking slay 

533
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,880
comedy. 
Yeah, if they ever tried. 

534
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,840
It I don't think I'm out here. 
You see, you know, and I and I, 

535
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:31,760
when I actively try and stop 
people from doing this, so I'll 

536
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,840
be proactive out there and they 
tell them they're not funny, 

537
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,480
like that's a shit joke and then
I'll use it on stage. 

538
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But there are loads of loads of 

539
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,040
fucking really, really funny 
fucks, loads of loads of 

540
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,800
talented musicians and All Might
as well loads of fucking really.

541
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,760
You go into, there's a bar in 
normal McCann's and that's where

542
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,840
we would, I would go for 
Pinterestoute. 

543
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,840
But the music in there is 
fucking unbelievable and you 

544
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,800
never know who's going to be 
playing. 

545
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,200
And there could be. 
And like the Lost Brothers and 

546
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,720
if you listen to them they're 
like a sort of a folk band and 

547
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,720
1/2 of them is from OMA. 
So Mark could be on their plane 

548
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,520
on a Friday night and you walk 
and you go, fuck me, I would 

549
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,720
have to pay 35 year old Dublin 
to go and see him. 

550
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,400
So it's full of music, but it's 
not known for us, you know what 

551
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,360
I mean? 
It's like, and I think we don't 

552
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,160
sell ourselves very well. 
I think there's that sort of 

553
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,280
fucking vibe about Omoto going, 
Who the fuck do you think you 

554
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,640
are? 
Right. 

555
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,360
What do you? 
Mean. 

556
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,040
Yeah, I think, I think that, 
yeah. 

557
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,720
Yeah, definitely very strong and
almost you just keep yourself to

558
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,360
that a bit grounded and go ham 
doing all right. 

559
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,240
What's the reaction as like a 
stand up from the town and doing

560
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,720
podcasts, doing comedy and that 
sort of thing? 

561
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:44,040
Like do you get like a positive 
reaction or is there a bit of 

562
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,800
that like you say, like a what 
are you trying to? 

563
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,360
Not really. 
A lot of the boys I went to 

564
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,320
school were like, wait, how come
it took so long? 

565
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,680
You know, they all thought I 
would have been anyway at that 

566
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,280
time. 
I was the fucking class clown. 

567
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,720
So yeah, I just, yeah, I just 
took that. 

568
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,600
I didn't start until I was 30. 
So I started and yeah, just 

569
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:06,160
turned 30 in 2011. 
And yeah, it was just one of 

570
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,320
those. 
I was a bucket list type thing, 

571
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,800
you know, just try and do. 
Trying to do and was it a key? 

572
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,080
Because I know when I'm curious 
with some of comedy, my things, 

573
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,760
I'm going to do it once to say 
I've done it, and then I don't 

574
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,080
have to do it again. 
Well, I had written a play, me 

575
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,200
and my mate had written a play 
part of a community project 

576
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,720
thing and it was telling our 
story of like we grew up in a 

577
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,560
sort of probably the worst 
estate in over and it would be 

578
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,960
known as a very Republican 
estate. 

579
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,280
And what's it called? 
Hunter Crescent. 

580
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,240
Hunter Crescent. 
Hunter Crescent sounds fucking 

581
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,360
unbelievable. 
It's Hunter Crescent. 

582
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,920
Sounds like it's out of the 
arches or something. 

583
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,680
Or Emerd. 
It sounds like a new development

584
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,400
in Emerdale. 
It's, well, it's like name was 

585
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,120
Dodge City. 
Dodge City. 

586
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,480
Yeah, because you were Dodge in 
punch. 

587
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,600
Well, I actually asked the guy 
why he because somebody from 

588
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,280
outside named at that and I said
why the fuck do you call it 

589
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,440
dodge? 
And he goes because every man on

590
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,800
here is dodging their 
neighbour's waves. 

591
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,600
And I didn't want to think about
it because remand I lived there 

592
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,720
and I thought, well, I don't 
want to think of that scenario, 

593
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,520
but I doubt study. 
So we wrote a play about our 

594
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,120
experiences growing up there. 
And it was the first time. 

595
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,520
I don't know if you've ever done
this, if if you've written 

596
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,240
something to put out on the 
performance because obviously 

597
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,720
you do stand up. 
You're doing it. 

598
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,640
Yeah, but like a sketch or 
something to get when you write 

599
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,000
something. 
So I was in the wings and the 

600
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,840
play was happening with the 
actors and I could hear the 

601
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,440
audience laughing. 
I was going fuck their laughing 

602
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,680
at my words. 
Yeah. 

603
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,360
And that was the first time I 
thought, oh, maybe it is. 

604
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,440
Maybe I could do something 
funny. 

605
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,880
Right, Right. 
And then the fucking stress of 

606
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,880
dealing with a play and 14 
people and 14 schedules and 

607
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,280
trying to get rehearsals. 
And I thought, fuck, if I could 

608
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,800
just do this myself without all 
that shit. 

609
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,680
Yeah. 
And so, yeah, I went to daily. 

610
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,640
So actually, and it was one of 
those quiet nights. 

611
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,080
It was sort of struggling. 
I think I was there I. 

612
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,440
Didn't want to. 
I didn't want to say no, but 

613
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,240
I've seen a comedian on one 
night and I thought, fuck me, I 

614
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,640
could do better than that. 
Yeah, right. 

615
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,080
And I didn't want to say who it 
was, but it was Dave. 

616
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,800
You were on that night. 
No, actually, the guy doesn't do

617
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,080
it anymore. 
But I remember saying. 

618
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,160
Well then you can say he is. 
That's the Morrison. 

619
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,280
No, I shouldn't say we. 
I was sitting in the audience 

620
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,760
with my brother and I remember 
he, this guy was up and he was 

621
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,840
telling jokes that were properly
20 years old, playground jokes, 

622
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,440
who would have told each other, 
you know, And I was like, what 

623
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,760
the fuck is this? 
I remember said her brother, I'm

624
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,840
going, I mightn't be the best, 
but I'm no, I can do better than

625
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,640
that. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

626
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,160
And then I that night I said to 
Chris, I was like, can you give 

627
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,600
me a slot? 
What is a slot? 

628
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,960
He was like 7 minutes. 
I was like OK, but then the 

629
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,480
problem was I wrote 7 minutes. 
And the second. 

630
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,840
Gig they went, can you do 10? 
I was like, no. 

631
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,880
Yeah, yeah. 
I don't know 10. 

632
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,960
Plus people don't allow for 
like, lot. 

633
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,160
You'd be surprised if it goes 
well about how much time 

634
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,720
laughter takes up. 
Absolutely. 

635
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,640
Yeah. 
And you're rolling with. 

636
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,640
You might add something in, you 
know, on the spot and. 

637
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,440
That's yeah, that's what 
happened. 

638
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,760
And that's all went a bit 
longer, but so that was my first

639
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,640
venture into it. 
But it was, it was pure fuck, 

640
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,840
almost like a spite move. 
Yeah, I can do better that. 

641
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Everything he does, he's a car 

642
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,400
salesman, right? 
Well, I'm selling cars. 

643
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,920
You. 
No, no, don't. 

644
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,040
You start. 
We're not like, no, we're not 

645
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,520
like. 
Probably lessons. 

646
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,880
Yeah, I think I I the one of the
stand ups I watched who like got

647
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,240
me into was Paddy Mcgarkey. 
Paddy's from Ballymena for 

648
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:09,000
anyone who doesn't know party 
and he was doing and I like 16 

649
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,520
in the Empire watching stand up 
few Tuesdays in a row. 

650
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,120
And I was a student and Paddy 
was on and it was a case of 

651
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,960
seeing a local act and going I 
want to do, but not in a way of 

652
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,320
like I could do better than 
that. 

653
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,360
It was I could I I would like to
do that, Yeah. 

654
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,040
Yeah. 
You know. 

655
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,920
There's a weird thing with 
comedy is that you don't realise

656
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,560
that you you don't need, 
especially when you're younger, 

657
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,560
you you realise, oh there's, 
there's no membership form. 

658
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,120
Yeah, yeah. 
There's no club to be joining. 

659
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,640
There's no. 
You just do it. 

660
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,480
Yeah. 
Like I was working when I was 

661
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,920
19. 
I went to London. 

662
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,560
I was working in jungler's 
comedy club. 

663
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,360
All right, doing the bar right, 
right. 

664
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,800
Watching all like Phil Nicole 
and Paul Thomas and Peter Caves 

665
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,160
and all these different 
accidents, 2002 thousand 1 and 

666
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,160
in my mind they were the 
comedians, I was the bar staff, 

667
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,520
but there's no way I could ever 
cross that barrier into doing 

668
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,640
that. 
I was the same until I saw Paddy

669
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,160
and I was like he looks like the
he. 

670
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,160
He. 
He could be from my street and 

671
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,520
he's from here because the 
headliner might have been 

672
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,120
English or Scottish. 
But I was like, how did this guy

673
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120
do? 
How did he get the beat on? 

674
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,040
I know what you mean. 
Like being. 

675
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,400
The fucking nicest guy in 
comedy. 

676
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,360
Yeah, you're like, yeah, you're 
exactly. 

677
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,920
Surely they bring the comedians 
over here to the left and you're

678
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,120
like, do they let local? 
People do. 

679
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,280
So that's almost like a 
revelation. 

680
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,240
Yeah. 
And part of me is like, why the 

681
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,760
fuck did I not realise that back
when I was 19, Yeah, in London 

682
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,960
and, you know, where would you 
be now? 

683
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,120
But I was like, I mean, I, I, I 
started a 30, which meant I had 

684
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,560
a whole wealth. 
Of life to talk. 

685
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,760
About talk about, yeah. 
Did you like London? 

686
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,720
Loved it, yeah. 
How long were you there for? 

687
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,440
Just under three years. 
And were you, what were you 

688
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:40,920
doing? 
Just work. 

689
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,800
Just working on bars. 
What university went and didn't 

690
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,840
finish it? 
Already got a full time job in a

691
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,680
bar and just partied. 
What were you studying in 

692
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,400
psychology brain. 
I think it was part of that 

693
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,880
brain stuff. 
It was in there one side to the 

694
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,160
other. 
Like you study psychology. 

695
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,480
Like you're trying to read my 
you're trying to mind read. 

696
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,800
No, I'm not a magician. 
No, I'm psychology. 

697
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:10,040
Because watch this name of food 
after three any food we haven't.

698
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,560
No, I thought it was right. 
Go ahead. 123 avocado 

699
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,760
cauliflower. 
There you go. 

700
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,640
So I'm. 
Not going to count neither. 

701
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,080
I don't mean fucking shit. 
Lethal weapon. 

702
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,360
I'd still be in the toilet. 
There's. 

703
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,320
Weed I've been parts of maybe 
all over the bathroom. 

704
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,880
Fucking Compton. 
Go on three. 

705
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,560
Does being a big fan of weed 
delay research? 

706
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:37,000
Yeah, it's fair to say you're. 
Well, I wouldn't say a fanboy, I

707
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
would say I'm more like a like a
promoter. 

708
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,040
Shareholder, are you on the 
board of Wave? 

709
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,880
I'm on the board of Hemp 
Incorporated. 

710
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,520
But does it like slow your 
reflexes or anything like every 

711
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,760
year? 
Well, I mean I'm a pretty slow 

712
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:55,200
guy anyway, just physically the 
main moves fast. 

713
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,920
But that the body wouldn't be 
great, right? 

714
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,440
I wouldn't be breaking middle or
spraying my ankle as you have. 

715
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,480
I broke my leg. 
You sprained your ankle. 

716
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,960
I broke my leg in multiple 
players, just one player. 2 1/2 

717
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,800
weeks recovery. 
Well, no, that's just because 

718
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,280
I'm a medical marvel, actually. 
I'm going to get X-rays and 

719
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,639
we're going to put them in. 
We are, Yeah. 

720
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,800
Because I mean, we know, like, I
mean, let's be honest, the next 

721
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,639
thing you've held us, you know, 
you're a champion of like, 

722
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,760
fucking. 
I don't know, You're, you know, 

723
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,880
I mean, they'll be fucking. 
They'll be. 

724
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,440
You'll be making up stuff about 
sprained ankle. 

725
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,679
I actually was OK with you. 
You're back in the day but not 

726
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,760
good enough for the user hat. 
Does that make sense? 

727
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:31,760
Right. 
I would have had like a glow off

728
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,360
like top yo-yo. 
Because you had money. 

729
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,400
I wasn't good enough. 
No, not back in the day. 

730
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,440
What look at me without time 
office? 

731
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:40,080
No. 
You had money? 

732
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,080
No, I know. 
Well, you didn't feel like 

733
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,239
anybody with your parents. 
I don't know. 

734
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,480
Not really. 
Did you? 

735
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,960
No. 
I grew up in fucking. 

736
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,679
Calcutta. 
Where? 

737
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,600
Calcutta, right? 
Back in the day, it was Mother 

738
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,440
Teresa that scored me. 
No, like, no, definitely back in

739
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,440
the day, like I wasn't going to 
school like. 

740
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,200
Yeah, you. 
Were with paper money. 

741
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,800
No, I was. 
I'm going with 2010 twenty base.

742
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,360
Yeah, yeah, no, like legitimate 
free school meals. 

743
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,760
I could have got free school 
meals. 

744
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,200
I got like tech paid for. 
But that's because you because 

745
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,600
but I mean. 
And hey, I thought I was going 

746
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:25,960
to tech. 
Yes, psychology degree make the 

747
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:31,360
dissertation pick a food 321. 
Yeah. 

748
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,480
No, I just always thought you 
just. 

749
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,280
No, I just look like a dude. 
You look like you do, and then 

750
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,800
you meet. 
We, we Dennis drive. 

751
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
No, you fucking sports. 
Fucking Mercedes. 

752
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,560
You're going. 
But let's just say I said people

753
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,000
might freeze that soon, you know
what I mean? 

754
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,960
Let's just say, let's just say 
ship and coke, if you know what 

755
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,440
I mean. 
Yeah, yeah. 

756
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,920
Well, that's what he does have 
bad luck about him. 

757
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,560
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he. 
Definitely has coke. 

758
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,840
Always in the speedos you check 
his speedos. 

759
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,480
And you know, it's a guy that's 
involved in import export of 

760
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,600
coke as opposed to dealing. 
Yeah, yeah, because. 

761
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,160
He's always got a good time. 
She always in Spain, off the 

762
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,120
coast, somewhere down the South 
Coast waiting for a boat. 

763
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,800
Yeah. 
Yeah, when I read all the stuff 

764
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,760
about like the drug wars and 
Dublin stuff, every Sunday I'm 

765
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,760
like turning the pages and 
Sunday papers being like don't 

766
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:23,800
be bad, don't be bad. 
But it would be the least 

767
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,400
shocking revelation of all 
times, yeah. 

768
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,640
No, I just like, especially as a
young guy, I look, I look very 

769
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,560
wealthy. 
It's like, you know, a great 

770
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,960
complexion and like I had the 
entitlement of someone who did. 

771
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,000
Right. 
OK. 

772
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,520
But maybe it's the heirs and 
graces that you wonder about 

773
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,040
with. 
Yeah. 

774
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,840
Yeah, I'm just extremely well 
brought up. 

775
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,880
It's. 
Not money, it's just good 

776
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:43,320
breeding. 
It's. 

777
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,000
Just good breeding. 
But yeah, no, I'm not on the 

778
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,520
board of weed, but I'm a fan, I 
suppose, in that sense. 

779
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,280
Yeah, but but what I'm saying is
like, do you ever like, does it,

780
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,920
do you ever like go to think or 
something and then you just 

781
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,560
can't? 
Yeah, using my wife's name and 

782
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,920
stuff. 
Just things like short term 

783
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,360
memories. 
Not great, right? 

784
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,680
You know, long term fine, but 
short term, you know, you forget

785
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,440
stuff at the shop or whatever. 
But I kept to be honest, it was 

786
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,760
kind of like that before or 
something, right? 

787
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,760
Absent minded. 
I just I'm going to be days. 

788
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,280
You and Mickey's podcast extra 
on yums. 

789
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,520
Yes. 
Sometimes you state like it's 

790
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,160
not full conspiracy theorists 
podcast, if we can talk about 

791
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,400
anything and everything. 
But when you do deal with like 

792
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,880
conspiracy theories, how has it 
got weirder? 

793
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,800
The sort of messages you get and
the interaction you get? 

794
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,160
Or was it more at the start? 
At the start we got quite a few 

795
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:41,640
like proper proper not jobs. 
Were you a torch? 

796
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,240
I had to take my phone out 
because my phone was ringing 

797
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:44,960
there. 
Can I say it's? 

798
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,440
A very old guy thing to have the
torch on your phone. 

799
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,360
Just I don't know. 
It happens all in my pocket. 

800
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,600
This new iPhone. 
Yeah, it's a weird one because 

801
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,360
we we we have what actually I 
was three podcasts. 

802
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,720
So we have the main one that 
goes out and then we have a 

803
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:03,080
bonus one of questions. 
And then there's always been the

804
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,040
Josh rabbit non, which is is now
you just become US answering 

805
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,280
things. 
Send them to us. 

806
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,800
But it started off with because 
very serious. 

807
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,520
And as time went on, it was 
like, there are some mental 

808
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,200
masters out there, like some 
crazy stuff, like the summer 

809
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,160
stuff I've went through and we 
haven't even talked about half 

810
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,160
the stuff that because it is so 
mental against some you 

811
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,720
literally can't, you couldn't 
like, yeah, someone went crazy 

812
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,480
somewhere. 
I if you go away from all the, 

813
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,800
some of some of them are so out 
there, they're fucking 

814
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,920
brilliant. 
Right. 

815
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,640
You know, and it's not sometimes
somebody making a statement 

816
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,360
about a conspiracy or whatever 
is is anybody can do that. 

817
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,960
I don't know. 
I can say such and such as this,

818
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,960
but it's what I love is what's 
their evidence? 

819
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,400
Like what are they using to 
prove it? 

820
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,760
So like one of my favourites, 
Conspiracy, there's is Stevie 

821
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,920
Wonder's not blind, right? 
So I've heard this. 

822
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,880
Right, Shaquille. 
In Shaq Shaquille O'Neal said 

823
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,640
that oh, I live in this 
important block as I got into 

824
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,720
left for them and he pressed 
the. 

825
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,040
Pressed about from. 
And then there's another video 

826
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:10,280
of him on stage and somebody 
walks past him and bumps into, 

827
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,080
like, a mic stand or assemble 
sound from a drum kit, and he 

828
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:13,840
catches it. 
Yeah. 

829
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,880
But again, nobody's thinking 
about vibrations and feeling. 

830
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,240
And, you know, he just felt it 
move and caught it. 

831
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,040
But that's the notion now and 
that people are dead set. 

832
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,400
And I was like, why? 
Can I just say I don't think? 

833
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,480
There are some fairly. 
Because purely because the 

834
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,280
basketball player, Shaquille 
O'Neal was like, I had a button 

835
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,000
and left in my head. 
I go Stevie Wonder. 

836
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,640
You're a lion bastard, my 
friend. 

837
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,440
Like why you say? 
70 odd years. 

838
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,720
So he lied for all these years 
just to get a left for Shaq. 

839
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,360
He's. 
Been the long game, he's been 

840
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,760
the long game and in about a 
year he's going to now to major 

841
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,400
collab with Spec Savers. 
There are some pocket, I swear 

842
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,680
to God, some mental ones. 
Did you know Obama was Hitler's 

843
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,440
grandson? 
I'd heard. 

844
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,880
I'd heard that. 
That's when I and I can show you

845
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,000
the needs and stuff and the 
genealogy of it all that. 

846
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But Stevie Wonder? 

847
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:17,040
Yes, I'm blind. 
I just called to say I see. 

848
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,120
You How do you how do you see 
the buttons? 

849
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:26,760
Your last breath. 
This was before voice 

850
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,280
recognition. 
He could have just said Siri. 

851
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,040
Or shack or shacks Just involved
in the Bacon's first theory. 

852
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,080
The fucking. 
Has anyone accused you of like 

853
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,680
user like? 
Government, fucking, well, not 

854
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,800
the government thing, but we 
have been, we've been called 

855
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,480
some names over the last year 
and a half. 

856
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,960
It has been fucking brutal. 
And mainly just because we ask 

857
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,800
questions, and if you ask 
questions and people don't like 

858
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,640
the fact that you're asking the 
question because it might upset 

859
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,480
their viewpoint, yeah, they 
don't be happy about it. 

860
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,760
Right. 
And then it gets the point where

861
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,880
as comedians, we get the wee 
tangle going, oh, they don't 

862
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,440
like that, so let's do more of 
it. 

863
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,600
Because when you're doing stand 
up live and you're talking about

864
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,880
something, you get a sense 
straight away whether what the 

865
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,840
audience think of it. 
But if you're doing a podcast, 

866
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,520
you've you've no idea. 
No idea. 

867
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,200
No. 
You know, you're just having a 

868
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,640
conversation about something you
don't know. 

869
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,120
Yeah. 
We were talking about Get Back 

870
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,080
The Beatles film. 
Yeah, as on Disney. 

871
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,200
I was asking if you'd seen it. 
And we, we both loved it. 

872
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800
What? 
What is that? 

873
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,680
What's the conspiracy about Paul
McCartney? 

874
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,440
Is it that Paul McCartney died 
and was replaced by an actor or.

875
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,760
Yeah. 
So he it's probably one of my 

876
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,080
favourites again because I 
genuinely believe The Beatles 

877
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,280
are involved. 
As in they promoted this? 

878
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,920
And they promoted the myth and 
the conspiracy theory about 

879
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,680
that. 
And McCartney's involved right 

880
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,480
up till today. 
So 6666, apparently there was a 

881
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:52,040
car crash. 
McCartney's gone and they 

882
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,400
brought in Billy shears, right? 
So. 

883
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,360
So a guy called they. 
No, well, they, they, he's named

884
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,560
himself Billy Shears because of 
Sergeant Peppers and all the 

885
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,080
rest, I think. 
But, and this is the idea then 

886
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,280
that there's loads, there's a, 
there's a great book on it 

887
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,400
actually, and it's called The 
Memoirs of Billy Shears. 

888
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,800
Class and. 
It came out in 2009, and I'll 

889
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,840
fucking swear by a Paul 
McCartney wrote. 

890
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:23,000
Right, because it's either. 
First of all, the the the author

891
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,640
has never written anything else,
right? 

892
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,480
His name's Thomas EU Harriet, 
right? 

893
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,640
Which, if you put into an 
anagram, twister comes out with 

894
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,960
Heather as a tumour, I swear to 
God. 

895
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,080
Right. 
You know, I'm not smart enough 

896
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:38,920
to know if that's. 
True. 

897
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:44,520
That's true. 100% true, right? 
And this was right, by the time 

898
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,880
when the divorce song was 
happening, all but this book. 

899
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,080
So the memoirs of Billy Shears. 
Billy Shears is writing as the 

900
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,720
guy who replaced Paul McCartney 
and The Beatles, right? 

901
00:42:53,880 --> 00:43:00,160
And it's so fucking detailed. 
And so it had to be one of The 

902
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,920
Beatles, you know what I mean? 
I've had to, or else it's true. 

903
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,560
But I don't think it's true. 
Out of all The Beatles, the one 

904
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,720
that was always the most 
noticeable was Paul. 

905
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440
Yeah. 
There were times when I you'd 

906
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,080
look at young George or and 
John, you go, I don't know which

907
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,040
ones, which Paul you always 
knew. 

908
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,480
So if it's true, Billy Shears is
an unbelievable actor. 

909
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,560
Unbelievable actor or Billy 
Shears is Paul McCartney. 

910
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,800
I do think McCartney because The
Beatles definitely like they 

911
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,000
have stated this. 
Yeah, right. 

912
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,320
So there's loads of like head 
masters who play the record 

913
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,520
backwards, like Paul's Dead and 
all that sort of stuff. 

914
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,800
And the Sergeant Pepper's album 
has got the like the car and the

915
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,960
bloodied glove, glove, driving 
glove. 

916
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,680
And then if you look at the 
flowers, it says Here lies Paul 

917
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,600
All and Sergeant Pepper's album 
covering all that sort of Crack 

918
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,280
the beat, the Abbey Road cover 
with no Paul's only one of them 

919
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:57,800
wearing no shoes and socks. 
That is so detailed to the 

920
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,760
point. 
Where it's, I would call it the 

921
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,000
first ever viral marketing. 
Right. 

922
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,920
Because it's sold more albums 
for them yeah, that that to that

923
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,720
faction of people are going 
they're actually sending 

924
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,800
messages out here and they were 
playing records back and they 

925
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,960
were just fucking around with 
sound and and technology and new

926
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,760
things coming out loops and all 
those are correct, but if. 

927
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:21,520
You were replacing a famous 
person like someone was like 

928
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,400
Connor, this person is going to 
die. 

929
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,920
We are going to science has 
moved on that floor. 

930
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,880
We're going to change your 
entire appearance to the point 

931
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,640
where you will look and be this 
person. 

932
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,120
But you've got to get rid of 
your old life and become this 

933
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,840
person. 
Who would you like to be? 

934
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,840
Who would you like to replace? 
It's going to be Jack Black or 

935
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,680
Ryan Gosling. 
I mean, give me, give me. 

936
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,520
I would be sort of similar looks
to both and I would think that 

937
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,440
you're. 
Right in between both. 

938
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,520
There's a sort of, there's a 
spectrum diagram spectrum there,

939
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,520
yeah. 
And like I'm I'm in between 

940
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,280
there somewhere. 
Right. 

941
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,720
You like, you would like their 
life, you like that lifestyle. 

942
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,840
Lifestyle, OH. 
Jack Black can have a fun 

943
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,800
lifestyle. 
Jack Seth Rogen has a great 

944
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,800
lifestyle because Seth Rogen, 
OH. 

945
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,640
You you wouldn't need to cheat. 
Yeah, just. 

946
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,720
You have the same life. 
Just wear glasses. 

947
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,760
Yeah. 
He's he's he's making his own 

948
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,200
weed at the moment. 
He's created, he's manufactured,

949
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,800
he's got his own company now 
that produces weed now, his own 

950
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,160
strains that he's made and stuff
so. 

951
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,240
I would like, it'd be 
interesting to spend like a day 

952
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,800
as like, you know, Kim Jong as 
like Kim Jong Un or something 

953
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,720
like that, like a while, but you
wouldn't want to live that life.

954
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,640
I. 
Don't know, Kim's all right. 

955
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,720
I don't pitch. 
Marsh seems like he would have. 

956
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,640
He would know the crack. 
Quite a good life. 

957
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,360
Hammond Demick would have had 
some fucking nights idly. 

958
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,160
Oh yeah. 
She. 

959
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,440
The ground, the ground force, Is
that what they would? 

960
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,280
Do. 
Well, gardeners world, what was 

961
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,960
it? 
How does your garden grow? 

962
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,280
Huh. 
No. 

963
00:45:54,280 --> 00:46:00,400
It's very personal, manscape.com
it doesn't I'll touch more. 

964
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,800
Seemed like see some people like
him and Chris Packham and stuff.

965
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,360
They get to do their passion but
they're just being filmed for it

966
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,600
and earn like millions of 
points. 

967
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,680
Yeah, and that's the dream. 
Like touch more, just touch more

968
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,880
to be in an allotment either 
way. 

969
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,440
Exactly and. 
What if he fucking hates Garden 

970
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,200
and he's like oh fuck guy? 
It's like Joe Mahan does fucking

971
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,360
lesser spotted Ulster. 
Yeah, Joe Hetzel. 

972
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,600
Joe hates outdoors like it's 
well known he films all that in 

973
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,840
front of a green screen. 
Lesser Spotted Ulster. 

974
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,520
He hates it. 
Lester spotted Ulster every. 

975
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,040
I love it. 
It's a brilliant, brilliant, 

976
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,560
brilliant show and how can you 
not like, love him as a guy? 

977
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,520
But there is always a character 
on it who you can tell. 

978
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,120
Hung about the crew and Joe for 
too long. 

979
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,880
Yeah, they were trying. 
They're like they're. 

980
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,000
Like you've seen it. 
Yeah, yeah. 

981
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,240
Oh geez, I'm sure you'll be 
tunnelling to this bridge. 

982
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,760
No, thank you. 
The producers from home, 

983
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,800
actually. 
Oh, really? 

984
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,200
She's, yeah, she's been a 
producer. 

985
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,960
Do you like to take over? 
We should look at the. 

986
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,000
I would know fuck all about 
farming, that's the problem. 

987
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,680
I would know what a field looks 
like. 

988
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,960
Yeah. 
But what to do with the field? 

989
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,480
But then, surely Joel's run out 
of places. 

990
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,560
Like you'd think at this stage, 
like. 

991
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,040
I want him to do an inner city 
1. 

992
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,120
Well, yeah. 
Well, then it's not lesser 

993
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,760
spotted then in that sense. 
But you can still. 

994
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,560
Yeah, you could do that unless 
you went to like the skips at 

995
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,760
Davis, be a lesser spotted 
Ulster. 

996
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,240
Yeah, in that sense. 
But I don't. 

997
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,600
Know Joe wouldn't know Joe was 
not going to last long in the in

998
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,000
the week trousers and can't find
his back, you know. 

999
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:31,320
Imagine the raid and that boy 
does Joe. 

1000
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,200
I'm telling you, I know he's 
probably married and all the 

1001
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,800
rest, but he again we farmers 
wives would have him ravaged. 

1002
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,560
No, they just want to bring him 
in for a week, no. 

1003
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,880
Come upstairs and I'll show you 
a lesson spotter, A lesser 

1004
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:52,200
spotted Ulster, Lesser spotted 
ulcer. 

1005
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:58,520
Take a walk on the wild side. 
I love those ads, but with Lou 

1006
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,400
Reed in the wild side, Joe's 
just fucking bounder and round 

1007
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,520
the bog. 
And around talking to farmers 

1008
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,360
about salage all actors to a 
tune, everyone in it to a tune 

1009
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,360
talked about a transgender 
person making his way to New 

1010
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,160
York. 
Any local conspiracy theories 

1011
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,760
you've heard about like. 
The. 

1012
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,160
Government about like, and this 
is just maybe something you've 

1013
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,880
heard, not something you're 
purporting to be. 

1014
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,400
There's kind of a glaringly 
obvious one being from OMA, but 

1015
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,680
we're not going to that. 
No, I don't know. 

1016
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,680
Not too much. 
We do you think you'd feel one 

1017
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:34,360
about yourself if if it was fun?
Yeah, I would like people to 

1018
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,960
think that I've started a cult 
in the middle of Gordon Glens. 

1019
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,680
Like there's a meeting point 
where we go and we just eat 

1020
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,720
cheeseburgers. 
I think you get a few sign ups. 

1021
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,720
I think we would make a fucking.
There's no mission statement, 

1022
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,440
you just meet up and eat 
cheeseburgers. 

1023
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,240
Well, you'd have to make it, 
obviously, because it's like a 

1024
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:55,480
cult, and then wipe the grease 
off each other. 

1025
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,600
But I'm saying is there will be.
There will be activities. 

1026
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,800
Yeah. 
You know, you have to make an 

1027
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,800
interactive. 
You couldn't do orienteering, 

1028
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,680
you know, in the middle of the 
fucking gorgeous lands. 

1029
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,000
No, you can just drop them in 
with a map and go where you go. 

1030
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,040
Yeah. 
You've got to give them 

1031
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:07,840
something to do. 
Yeah. 

1032
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,040
And I think I can start. 
Remember, like Manson had his 

1033
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,040
family. 
I could have that family where I

1034
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,880
wouldn't do anything, but I've 
convinced them wants to do it. 

1035
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,000
Yeah, that's what I like. 
Yeah, you're knocking your hands

1036
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,600
dirty. 
Well, the cheeseburger you're. 

1037
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,200
Getting well you see that's not 
dirty there's. 

1038
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,040
A weird conspiracy theory about 
me that I support different 

1039
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,720
Irish league teams right? 
So weird people will be like 

1040
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,280
comment on if anywhere I'm not 
talking about football and 

1041
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,600
someone will go he supports the 
Glens but he don't want anyone 

1042
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,200
to know but he sure he supports 
Cliffenville. 

1043
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,880
It's bizarre. 
And who is your local team? 

1044
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,600
Tell you often I I Here's the 
thing. 

1045
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,880
Here's why people think because 
I don't have one. 

1046
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,400
Right, you're a Liverpool fan. 
Man United. 

1047
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:53,320
Oh, is it because when I grew up
I was playing football on 

1048
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,200
Saturday so I never would go and
see, right. 

1049
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,120
Plus I didn't get in the Irish 
League till about, I don't know,

1050
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,240
10-12 years ago. 
But people, it's one of those 

1051
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,840
ones where like you have to have
a team, you know, people are 

1052
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,920
like, you have to meet, yeah, 
pick 1. 

1053
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,080
So now I just pick like very 
niche team, like warm point 

1054
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,480
time. 
I want everyone I want. 

1055
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,240
I'm going to drive that. 
It could have been an area, but 

1056
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,480
it could have been a normal 
town, but they're gone here. 

1057
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,240
That that's sad. 
Yeah, that was a sad loss. 

1058
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,920
They played European football. 
Yeah, they played fucking. 

1059
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,000
They played Chelsea, Liverpool 
and United after the bomb and 

1060
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,320
then closed out. 
Yeah, but I stated the ground 

1061
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,440
still there. 
No. 

1062
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,760
So it's a park now? 
I thought it was all over Groom 

1063
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,400
though. 
I have always and it's all 

1064
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,680
completely like a park, dog park
or something. 

1065
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:38,040
What what do you want to get up 
to comedy wise in like the next 

1066
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,920
in the next year or so? 
You got your eyes on anything 

1067
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,280
sexy. 
No, not really. 

1068
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,280
I still, obviously, I'll still 
keep. 

1069
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,320
I like the idea of being a club 
comic. 

1070
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,200
Yeah. 
The problem is the clubs are 

1071
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,840
limited. 
You know they're growing and 

1072
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,120
they're getting more, but to get
out and about you sort of have 

1073
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,120
to do it like a small tour or. 
Something there is far less 

1074
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,160
calm. 
I think you're you're right. 

1075
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,280
Anger far less. 
How many clubs you won't do? 

1076
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,440
There's lots of venues, but 
actual comedy clubs. 

1077
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,160
Yeah, like I'd probably consider
like I'm a club comic that like 

1078
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,680
I'll take any spot in any comedy
club usually that I can get. 

1079
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,240
Yeah, but if you're, you know, 
no disrespect, but if you're 

1080
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,920
doing 2 nights in the SSC Arena,
you're not really a club comic 

1081
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,120
anymore. 
Like, I don't want to. 

1082
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,040
I don't want to. 
That's a big fucking club. 

1083
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,480
But I'm but like the night 
before, like the week before. 

1084
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,160
Yeah, I was. 
I was in Strand Cinema. 

1085
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,160
I like there was a gig, some 
gig. 

1086
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,960
And on the day I was like, here 
could I jump like? 

1087
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,280
But that's you because you like 
to be among the peasants they 

1088
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,240
all time to bring you to in 
order to get grounded. 

1089
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,520
Yeah, that's just, that's more 
of a training thing and 

1090
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,880
motivational thing that yeah, 
but don't add up like these 

1091
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,400
plebs, you know? 
Nothing to beats club a good. 

1092
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,720
Club, a good club. 
That's because the point of a 

1093
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,280
club is you're getting the 
variation. 

1094
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,080
So like, you may like a stack, 
but the one after, you know, and

1095
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,480
then you'll find hidden gems and
you'll find somebody you've 

1096
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,560
never seen before. 
Plus that's usually what 

1097
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,640
happened with dailies. 
Like dailies was like 10 or 11 

1098
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,000
years ago. 
So you guys were all just 

1099
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,040
starting. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1100
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,840
So like yourself and Colin and 
Mickey and then Paddy as well. 

1101
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,800
Paddy was an one of my favourite
for three years that loved them.

1102
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,400
And that was, you know, just 
coming down and people were 

1103
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,200
like, fuck, this is great. 
So it was a weird thing for us 

1104
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,960
to have that not as to be the 
same case, but you were in you 

1105
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,960
were there at the birth of 
what's now become a falling 

1106
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,680
fledged fucking circuit. 
The scene. 

1107
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,160
Yeah, I'm sorry. 
Maybe it's wrong to say circuit.

1108
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,600
We don't have a circuit and 
that's a problem. 

1109
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,400
Marfa, Selma, they used to have 
two circuits. 

1110
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,840
They just have two like actual 
like. 

1111
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,640
Oh, you could go. 
Around you look around. 

1112
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,360
So I think Jackie Hamilton ran 
one and somebody else ran 

1113
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,960
another one. 
And then you would, you would, 

1114
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,440
you would basically run venue, 
join the North and once you 

1115
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,680
finish one circuit, you do the 
next. 

1116
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,720
Oh, so it's like, yeah, 
Wednesday you go here. 

1117
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,280
Thursday you're here, Friday 
here. 

1118
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,360
The the lack of weekend comedy 
kills me. 

1119
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,560
It's a weird one, but I like it 
too because I I have a day job, 

1120
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,880
so I like the weekend to be 
weekend, Yeah, so I don't mind 

1121
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,680
putting in the extra graft and 
doing a night gig during the 

1122
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,000
week whenever, but the weekend's
the weekend. 

1123
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,920
But it's a weird thing for 
Belfast not to have a study. 

1124
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,880
Should have a weekend coming. 
Yeah. 

1125
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,000
What's the most fucked up thing 
you've seen on when you're on 

1126
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,600
stage or like at a gig? 
Have you dealt with the utter 

1127
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:22,320
madness before? 
Yeah, well, last week at the 

1128
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,920
fucking libraries. 
That crazy woman. 

1129
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,800
That that Dutch woman. 
Who? 

1130
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:32,280
Tackle like, not even hackling, 
she kept just wanting to join 

1131
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,720
the show she wanted to. 
Join part of it. 

1132
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,760
And it's like, see, just by 
being there, you're, you're an 

1133
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,920
intent, literally an integral 
part of it anyway. 

1134
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,680
Yeah, that was, that was just a 
I think. 

1135
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,400
You dealt with that very, very 
well. 

1136
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,000
Well, yeah, as. 
Well, as you could have. 

1137
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,280
Could have, could have just kept
fucking interrupting. 

1138
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:52,640
I was just so glad, because talk
about a wee bit of fucking 

1139
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,920
xenophobia before the thing 
starts, I said. 

1140
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,880
The Butler has a question from 
me with Italy and I went right. 

1141
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:02,960
So as the thing went on, 
somebody may have been yourself,

1142
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,840
asked her where are you from? 
And she said Holland I. 

1143
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,280
Didn't speak to. 
Her at all, you speak to her. 

1144
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,640
Somebody asked her where you're 
from and she said Holland and I 

1145
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,640
looked at Butler. 
I said thought, she said. 

1146
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,560
I locked the Kidley. 
No, I think Butler said same 

1147
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,680
thing. 
Right. 

1148
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,240
He wouldn't leave him be a 
geography guy at all. 

1149
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,240
At all. 
So I was glad that it was 

1150
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:25,440
Holland and she was Dutch, 
because then I knew obviously 

1151
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,760
Amsterdam being my Mecca. 
That. 

1152
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,640
I had a lot to slagger about. 
But any other madness? 

1153
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,240
Not really. 
I mean, they're going to shows, 

1154
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,280
going to gigs where there's four
people. 

1155
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,960
I call that madness. 
Yeah, I'm being. 

1156
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,040
And then being forced by a 
producer or a promoter to go on 

1157
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,480
ahead with the show. 
I think you're very good at 

1158
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,800
stopping madness, if that makes 
sense. 

1159
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,360
Yeah, I think you set a great 
tone. 

1160
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:49,240
Or even if you're on stage, like
headline at libraries, you were 

1161
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,080
very good at dealing with that, 
I thought. 

1162
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,120
Mikey said it was warmth. 
Yeah. 

1163
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,440
Because you could have been 
really accomplished to her. 

1164
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,960
Yes, but you had to try because 
it's a fine line. 

1165
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,680
You've got a woman by herself, 
by the way. 

1166
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,080
Yeah. 
Had no friends with her. 

1167
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,000
Totally by herself and a strange
study and at a gig where the 

1168
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,840
whole room were like, oh for 
fuck's sake, would you fuck up 

1169
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,040
now? 
But nobody wanted to say it. 

1170
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,440
Yeah, it's. 
And then you're. 

1171
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,120
But you're also borderline 
going. 

1172
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:17,640
I don't want this club to come 
out if I tear into this lone 

1173
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,120
fucking foreigner. 
Something by yourself? 

1174
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,240
Yeah, in the middle audience. 
So you had to try and keep it. 

1175
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,680
But the more you spoke. 
Britain first, Britain you were.

1176
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,200
Champion. 
Yeah, I was confident at all 

1177
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,520
times. 
Like I was like, Brexit was 

1178
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,040
right, You know what I mean? 
I kept I kept reminder at all. 

1179
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,600
You introduce yourself as young 
for US opera. 

1180
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,680
Do you think he knew? 
He knew when he was doing that. 

1181
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,600
He had to know. 
Working in British politics like

1182
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,720
he knew. 
Unless something was written to 

1183
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:51,200
him spelled out phonetically, do
you think there was an RA hitch 

1184
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,880
like the RA? 
You know, if he had seen RA by 

1185
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,200
itself, no matter what context, 
there's no way he would not 

1186
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,840
know. 
Nah, but that gave us 4 hours. 

1187
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,520
You never fucking. 
Know but I'm sure his like 

1188
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,880
cameos went through the roof. 
That's the thing. 

1189
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,680
You see how much money they make
after it, That's the thing, 

1190
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,720
yeah. 
Again, he's fueling the do. 

1191
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:11,080
You think there was? 
Do you think then there was a 

1192
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,440
lot of loyalists going? 
Well, we'll get him to say what 

1193
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,640
we want. 
No, no, no, you don't have to. 

1194
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,960
He already does what you need to
do. 

1195
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,520
But he made a fortune. 
Boys, going here. 

1196
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,520
Say, say, say. 
Up the UVA for me. 

1197
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,440
Yeah. 
Up the die. 

1198
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,640
Spell. 
Just spell them in a different. 

1199
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,280
Way just up at that. 
You did up at that, yeah. 

1200
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:39,120
I love you Nigel, Do your 
Father's Day message for me. 

1201
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,280
I. 
Love you dad. 

1202
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,560
I, Paddy Mcgackie we talked 
about earlier, does a joke about

1203
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,160
this thing I had seen totally 
separately years before. 

1204
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,360
He does a very funny pun on the 
joke. 

1205
00:56:54,360 --> 00:57:00,080
Like UDA man, UDA man, UDA man. 
I remember being a Majorca when 

1206
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,760
I was like 12 and seeing a guy 
in a red T-shirt with white 

1207
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,960
letters that said you space the 
man and he obviously like was 

1208
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,600
foreign. 
And it was like, you demand and 

1209
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,080
I remember as a child and like, 
that's 10 out of 10. 

1210
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,720
I love that. 
I love that. 

1211
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,720
I remember years ago taking my 
daughter to the Lagan Valley 

1212
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:21,000
swimming place and, and I 
suppose coming from Tyrone, 

1213
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,560
there's usually not, there's not
much you would see of it, but 

1214
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,920
I'd seen these guys. 
Now I'm I'm going to pool. 

1215
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,840
I'm tets out right do. 
You see, you go in the pool with

1216
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,360
your tets out. 
Yeah, I'm tets out. 

1217
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,880
There's no teachers not on the 
pool when I'm going to the pool,

1218
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,040
going into the pool, sorry. 
I thought you looked at me and 

1219
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,320
went see when I go on the pool 
so. 

1220
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:49,120
You said Paul, you mean yeah, 
sorry speak you fucking when I'm

1221
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,320
on the pool. 
No, I'm saying I'm just, you 

1222
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:56,880
know, I'll not wear AT shirt 
even though I should just for 

1223
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:01,040
the for other people spectating 
and I'll go in and I see these 

1224
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:06,760
guys and like these almost like 
wet suit vests in the pool. 

1225
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,400
What's the? 
Register. 

1226
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,760
Exact my thought. 
I'm going to run the lazy river 

1227
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,200
behind them going. 
I'm watching you. 

1228
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,920
Yeah, because you're up to 
something. 

1229
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,440
Yeah. 
And then we get after it's over,

1230
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,600
going to the showers. 
You realise why? 

1231
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,240
Because he had kill all tags 
right on the back of Taboo. 

1232
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,600
Because he brought us. 
I don't know. 

1233
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,520
And I was like, oh, that's what 
the vest was for. 

1234
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,480
To stop a fucking. 
Riot, you have a few. 

1235
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,280
Drinks. 
You're away. 

1236
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,360
You see a tattoo partner. 
What are you going to do? 

1237
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:42,000
What was he gonna get I. 
Was like fuck I never thought 

1238
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,120
about that. 
How many tattoos are there in 

1239
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,480
this country that would start a 
riot if they were produced in 

1240
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,120
any? 
Public space. 

1241
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,800
Oh my God. 
So yeah, that was my first 

1242
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,280
letter. 
That's. 

1243
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,240
A fuck I thought about that. 
Jacob was boys warning. 

1244
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,720
And when he was getting that 
done, you take your daughters, 

1245
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,440
you're going to get a wet suit. 
The worst thing is there was a 

1246
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,840
count worse than him because he 
wasn't wearing a vest and his 

1247
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:10,800
tattoo in the back said property
of Christ and I've seen him and 

1248
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,480
I was like well you're actually 
I want him. 

1249
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,280
Give me the kill all tags boy. 
I'm more offended by the 

1250
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,240
property of Christ. 
I used to always think fuck 

1251
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,920
wouldn't be great if there was a
back story to it and he actually

1252
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:25,160
used to be in Maghaberry and 
like his he was pimped out to a 

1253
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:29,720
big lad called Chris. 
Tattoo factors had to come in, 

1254
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,440
tattoo fixtures had to come in. 
So how do I go put a tea on 

1255
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:32,680
there? 
You. 

1256
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaking of tea, I've enjoyed 
greatly having a tea with you. 

1257
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,480
Yes, it's been a long time. 
I need to pee so bad. 

1258
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,560
And we're talking about 
swimmers. 

1259
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,680
I was like. 
Oh, fucking that water like 

1260
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,320
flowing and stuff like that. 
Yeah, you don't want you some 

1261
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,960
waterfalls, all that sort of 
stuff because you don't want to.

1262
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,480
Fucking I don't want the scrubs.
Katie, I appreciate you coming 

1263
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,360
on. 
Thank you very much. 

1264
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,520
Dailies Comedy Club make a trip 
to it. 

1265
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,920
Yeah, can't get us as next month
actually, yes, there's only a 

1266
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,840
few tickets left. 
So if you get us, yeah, on the 

1267
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,600
4th of March. 
There we go, Connor, thank you 

1268
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,680
very much. 
Takes the live podcast in the 

1269
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,520
description. 
See you next time.