1 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,280 Zippers, welcome to this episode of the Team with Me podcast. 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:18,320 With me, she and Todd, not just any episode, episode 300 of the 3 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,400 Team with Me podcast. They said we never do it. 4 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,240 They said we wouldn't do it and here we are down long. 5 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,360 We've been doing this nonsense for five years, five years next 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,800 month, five years, 300 episodes. I know. 7 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,800 Well. Done, boys. 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,760 Look before we get into this episode I'm keeping I'm keeping 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,080 it short for the 300 episodes. I'm keeping this short. 10 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,440 I'm saying we're doing the SSC arena team with me live on the 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,640 23rd 23rd of May All right, the IT know that it's a new year on 12 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,200 Patreon. You'll see the live episodes 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,320 within the waterfront. Tall. 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,120 I was going to wet your whistle right. 15 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,200 That was that was the apparent TF does that come first? 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,600 Yeah, this is the main course. Get ready for a big bit of beef. 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,440 Course, you've only one tooth. No main Course we've imperative 18 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,800 that's chewable unless you're having soup as a main, but who 19 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:14,720 does that? This episode we recorded just 20 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:19,160 before Christmas and a great way to mark 302 brilliant guests. 21 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,720 Before we get into this episode, let me tell you, we're sponsored 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,920 by none other than the Manscaped, the number one in 23 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,920 men's below the belt groom. And look, if you've got a little 24 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,160 bit of Christmas cash kicking a boat, you don't know what to do 25 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,400 with it. You know, maybe you're going to 26 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,160 buy a goldfish or Nerf gun or whatever. 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,520 What you need to do is take that money, go to manscape.com, use 28 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,280 the code T with me for 20% off and free shipping. 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,880 Start the year mega your New Year's resolution to be smooth 30 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,520 round your undercarriage. That Christmas cash to shave 31 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,600 your gash? Yeah, Yep, Yep. 32 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,480 See in the new year with a rear because. 33 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,400 You can do your bum too. You can. 34 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,480 I've always said that. Yeah, you should. 35 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,360 Umm, they've got all the products you can think of and 36 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,240 and others that you couldn't possibly think of. 37 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,240 They have it, you know, they've got crop gel, beard shaver 38 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,440 stuff, beard oil crop. So there things for shaving your 39 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,600 nuts in your butt. manscape.com links in the description. 40 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,360 Lawnmower is still the main the lawnmower like 5 point don't 41 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:14,560 know. Yeah. 42 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,760 What are they going to do next? These guys, We've had the one 43 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,880 point, those 2.23.24.0. 5.5. You think so? 44 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,200 Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to. 45 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,520 Go to full sex no. So check out all those products. 46 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,440 Thanks to Monster for the support in 2024 and coming into 47 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:35,040 2025. Patreon.com/T with me, podcast, 48 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,000 whatever. You're coming into. 49 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,920 Here's what you got to look forward to this year. 50 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,640 Coming up in the first quarter of this year for the first 51 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:45,560 quarter, the two live Waterfront Hall podcasts, stars in Your 52 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,720 Eyes from the Officer Hall and all the stuff that we do every 53 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,920 week. Pedro on the Concert TV podcast. 54 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,440 Links in the description folks, please enjoy this episode of the 55 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,440 TSP Podcast with my guests. One of the most confrontational 56 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,640 episodes that we have ever done with my my guest, the brilliant 57 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,600 Andrew Ryan and the very brilliant Colin Murphy. 58 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,880 Please enjoy this episode. Andrew was in a mood for your 59 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,600 amusement. Cheers. 60 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,320 Are you working over Christmas every fucking day? 61 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,280 Your Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day since 62 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,680 Steven's day, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, the whole 63 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,760 Christmas man. The only time I have off is 64 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,120 Saturday and Sunday. Nobody's listening. 65 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,840 Double the listenership in 18 months. 66 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,040 Christmas. Morning, we're all by the way. 67 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,600 Just a second, do you listen? You don't listen. 68 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,240 This man's working more than. You listening to what? 69 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,800 BBC Radio 3 or 4. Listening to my family enjoying 70 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,040 themselves and I'm listening to them having fun saying thank 71 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,040 you. For that, well, you weren't very 72 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,360 positive. We're talking about your kids 73 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,080 last night. I can. 74 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,440 Tell it's all the lonely people. You weren't talking positively, 75 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,680 but you were asked me to get the tickets for Arsenal last night. 76 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:54,880 That's not fucking gone. Oh, it's very expensive to get 77 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,400 Arsenal. So I know someone again not come 78 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,520 in here and say no one's listened. 79 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,840 Double the listenership, double the listenership in a year and 80 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,120 have been offered another contract. 81 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,400 You're then asking me can I come in and promote my tour? 82 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 You asked me last night can you come in and promote my tour and 83 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,560 now you're saying no one listens. 84 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,160 Why the fuck do you want to come on a radio show when no one 85 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:16,399 listens More listeners than Two FM anyway? 86 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,079 How are you anyway? I. 87 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,920 Wouldn't have asked know that you were on Christmas. 88 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:23,600 Day I'm on Christmas Day, 7 to 10 live man. 89 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,360 I'm the only one. I'm not doing pre records. 90 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,640 We're we're doing a live night. Is it just you? 91 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,400 No, it's me and Amy. Collars off. 92 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,000 He's 4 kids. We're giving him a break. 93 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,280 He's open presents. But I'm feeling good about it. 94 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,560 Yeah, yeah. I'm not a Christmas guy, so I 95 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,560 don't. Know the perfect person. 96 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,800 No, but it's like, you know, I play a few extra songs. 97 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,520 I hope you all get what you want, you know? 98 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,480 Yeah. Happy Christmas. 99 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,640 Today's a good day to tell your family what you think of them. 100 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,520 But Andrew, for some people, you will be the only person they 101 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,960 hear Christmas Day. You'll be you'll be there is 102 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,280 somebody in their house? Yeah, there is. 103 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:02,080 People like that, you know, and, you know, so it's important. 104 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,880 Like radio and TV is important for people on Christmas Day, you 105 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,080 know, So, yeah, it's a shame they're going to have to start 106 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,120 with me. Yeah, but they, they can 107 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,000 obviously change station. So. 108 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,360 But, you know, we do all right. Like, you know, it is what it's 109 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,680 very. We're doing very well, Colin. 110 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,720 Like I think I'm not. Saying a lot. 111 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,880 It's just, I don't know, apart from the people who really are 112 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,680 alone on Christmas Day, who's listening to the why. 113 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,000 Don't you tune in, call it on Christmas Day and see what the 114 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,040 vibe is like. We, we, we talk very positively. 115 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,280 We talk about people who are working on the day, the staff, 116 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,200 people in hospitals, people who have gone through a difficult 117 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,520 year. We also talk to celebrating the 118 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,480 kids and be very quite respectful and we do a lot of 119 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,560 shout outs and. The phone in. 120 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,240 No, no, I don't speak to. I don't want to speak to them. 121 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,520 I know you give all this, but don't. 122 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,680 Don't talk to them. No, every phone caller we get on 123 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,920 the radio is pre recorded. It's always a minute behind the 124 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,200 phone. Yeah, Judge you. 125 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,760 Couldn't trust the people here on the phone because what do you 126 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:54,560 do? Stuck out our Dick. 127 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,680 I'm just. You know, couple couple of 128 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,400 little hangovers here. Well, hints of a hangover. 129 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,320 I didn't drink something. Oh. 130 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,120 OK. We did the blame game last 131 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,360 night. Yeah, I did the radio version 132 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,920 last night. It was my first time doing that 133 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,400 and he. Didn't know he thought it was 134 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,400 the TV I. Thought it was the TV. 135 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,520 Did you get dressed up and everything? 136 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,360 I bought a shirt, Yeah, but I think a lot of the audience 137 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:22,080 thought it was the TV as well. I mean, I thought I did OK. 138 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,440 I did very good. I did. 139 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:23,880 I was. I was. 140 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,320 Everyone, I was being the dealer last night. 141 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,600 Everyone said you did great. Yeah, I was a little bit out of 142 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,680 my comfort zone in terms of being topical and you know, you 143 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,560 only get the news stories a couple of days beforehand and 144 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,440 stuff. So it is a little bit different 145 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,880 for me. It's not the normal kind of 146 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,360 stuff that I do. I thought I held my own fine. 147 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,960 I didn't think I looked out of place. 148 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,560 I probably looking back and they could have contributed a little 149 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,200 bit more. In some areas one or two little 150 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,840 bits didn't work as well as, but I think overall you would I 151 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,240 wouldn't have looked out of place. 152 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,840 I've never had punditry. We were on the same team, we 153 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,240 were on the same. Team 100% yeah, Moving forward 154 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,280 to not really bringing it up and pushing from the back. 155 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,040 If they scar 1, you need to scar. 156 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,320 One and then that's 2. Can I ask you something? 157 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,160 Have you had like worked on to your dimples? 158 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,760 I know you've always had dimples, but you've never been 159 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,440 more dimply. Yeah, I'm very dimly at the 160 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,280 moment. Why? 161 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,640 Why is that? Is that a seasonal thing? 162 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,880 About my mood. Right. 163 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,360 It's about the stress in my muscles, in my face, because, 164 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,800 you know, having dimples as a disability. 165 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,320 I think it's chips. It's a lack of muscle growth, 166 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,480 disability. It's a you. 167 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,760 Can get a DLA car. You got to know I can do, I can 168 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,160 do the Olympics. You mean Paralympics? 169 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,920 Yeah, you mean the Paralympics? Yeah, I could do Paralympics. 170 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,760 It's a lack of yours abroad. My event, Yeah. 171 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:42,120 Admin spreadsheet. Promoting my radio Promoting my 172 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,760 radio breakfast show to non believers. 173 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:53,880 Yeah, here's the wheelchair. My my lazy man's getting the 174 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,160 gold medal on Microsoft Excel. Yeah, I love that. 175 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,440 But yeah, my last name was fun. My nipples. 176 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,280 Yeah, last name. Was your nipples. 177 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,000 Didn't ask you about your nipples. 178 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,640 You said your nipples. Do you realise you said that? 179 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,760 Don't say. Difference. 180 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,160 Yeah, yeah. My, my difference, yeah. 181 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,040 I didn't say nipples. My nipples are big at the 182 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,240 moment. You know when you get cold, they 183 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,560 go hard or don't? Yeah. 184 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,560 Well, not that. You know what I mean? 185 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,400 It's great to be here. It's good to be here. 186 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,320 Like starter buttons on a JCB? Yeah. 187 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,240 Very good. But yeah, you had a good time 188 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,960 last night. You were you. 189 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,040 Yes. But you're do you call it at the 190 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,760 right time? None better than when you wake 191 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,720 up and you last night called it at the right time. 192 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:40,559 No, I yeah, There was a moment when I was in a bar and it's one 193 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,960 of those you're having a pain, you're thinking, oh, hold on. 194 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,040 Yeah. And yeah, but yeah, a slight. 195 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,160 Oh, it's having cocktails. Don't normally do that. 196 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,640 What sort of cocktail? I was having espresso martini. 197 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,960 Oh. Colin, you call you Lisburn Road 198 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,800 or something? What are you? 199 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,640 Yeah. Very nice. 200 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,720 Or road or something. Espresso Martina. 201 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,720 Yeah, yeah. You like it was everyone. 202 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,520 It was like kind of cocktail night like Tim and. 203 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,800 Me and Rigsi, Yeah, that was it. Yeah, Yeah. 204 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,920 That's a fairly showbiz thing to walk past you you and rigs you 205 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,200 on the cocktail. His idea? 206 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,440 Pen wouldn't be a cocktail man. No rigs. 207 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,200 He puts an umbrella in a pint of Guinness. 208 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,960 Yeah. Thinks he's mad for the crack. 209 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,320 Yeah, he's mad for the. Crack. 210 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,920 I am he. Was texting the half it this 211 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,720 morning like about clips. Oh fucking no. 212 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,640 I am and I've got it before we go on with the pod, right? 213 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,760 I've got AI got to confess something do and you're going to 214 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:38,600 fucking lose your mind. Like you will lose your mind. 215 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,480 So you've done something to me, Yeah. 216 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,320 A long time ago. Have you learned this fest 217 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,120 recently? Recently. 218 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,160 Alright. Let me very quickly interrupt 219 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,840 this episode of TSP Podcast to tell you the we are sponsored by 220 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,880 none other the Nord VPN, the number one in the virtual 221 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,360 private network game. I've always said that you can 222 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,880 put hearsay on Nord VPN. First of all, you aren't asked 223 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,920 me what AVPN is. It's a virtual private network. 224 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,120 You can basically see everything you can do is here's what here's 225 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,400 right you, you have this VPN Nordicon. 226 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,520 How many devices do you think I get you, How many devices can 227 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,520 you have on 10/10 devices? Up to 10 devices. 228 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,920 And you know, you go to say you go to your Starbucks or 229 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,400 something, you join your Wi-Fi. There's pirates there. 230 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,680 There's online, pirates are still wearing hats and the iPads 231 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,880 and everything, but they don't need to because they're from 232 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,200 home, you know, working from home, but they're trying to get 233 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,600 your details. They're scamming you. 234 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,880 You know, they're doing all sorts. 235 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,120 With the VPN, your safety is guaranteed. 236 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,200 Yeah, You can watch content from all around the world as well. 237 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,600 You can track your device into thinking you're in workplace. 238 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,360 You can think you're any. You can make your phone think 239 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,840 you're anywhere. And then you can get, you know, 240 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:53,880 Mexican, Netflix or anywhere, all different countries. 241 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,640 Nord VPN there's a million things you can do with it, but 242 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,320 it's a number one place You need to go use the code. 243 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,400 No, go to nordvpn.com/team with me. 244 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,080 Try to get you out down the new year. 245 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,120 But you're, you're firing all selling, you know, the Christmas 246 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,240 period. You haven't slowed down. 247 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,840 The link is in the description. Nord VPN back to this episode of 248 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,280 Take Me podcast. I don't want to say anything. 249 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,640 Thank you. So me and Andrew went to Europe 250 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,680 and we're going to talk about that. 251 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,280 I want to talk to you about different European cities on 252 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,280 this episode and stuff. Get you get your take on some 253 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,200 places. So me and Andrew going with 254 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,160 Andrew, everything worked perfect, didn't it? 255 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:27,960 Travel. Charge. 256 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,480 Oh no. No. 257 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,240 To the. Not as bad as you think with 258 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,120 travel and stuff because so many people go. 259 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,480 Is he a nightmare to? Clean the simulator, The stairs. 260 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:43,240 Did you go on that one? He said, he said every night 261 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,880 when we're doing the gig, I would say as we're leaving the 262 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,360 venue, I go, what time do we need to be in the lobby in the 263 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,040 morning? And he actually, you would 264 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,240 imagine he goes way too early to the airport. 265 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,160 Andy Ryan will give you 45 minutes post security. 266 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,920 He will give you 45 minutes of browsing time and get yourself a 267 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,200 coffee or a sandwich or something. 268 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,360 So I've got to say he knows his times. 269 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,120 He knows the airports. He called that, he said Berlin 270 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,920 airport, he goes, we're going to leave a bit more time. 271 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,280 Don't really like the security there. 272 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,120 And he was right. He was right. 273 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:18,040 So everything worked out great and we'd had a bit of, I'd had a 274 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,720 bit of travel chaos come back from Dubai. 275 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,400 You also you left your laptop on the plane which isn't like you 276 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,160 as well, so. Business class. 277 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,720 Why are you so nervous? You panicked? 278 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,000 I've never seen anyone trying to impress someone. 279 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,960 So you. Brought your laptop so you look 280 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,400 like a businessman. I'm doing business. 281 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,800 I said to the guy beside me and will he walk past Indigo and 282 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,560 said the economy and I said I part of the shoulder of the guy 283 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,760 so. Use were in. 284 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,760 Economy. We were in economy. 285 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,680 No, basically we were in Dubai and I was saying a couple of 286 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:54,400 days into the trip I said lads business is only 600, like if I 287 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:58,080 upgrade I just have to pay £600 or more more. 288 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,680 Yeah, yeah. But I thought I'd never done 289 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,320 business before. I don't premium economy. 290 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,400 But that's nothing like right. And I thought and Shane and 291 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,800 Willie were like, do it a little treat. 292 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,440 You've had a good year. Yeah, you have a little treat. 293 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,200 I'm back pace in the hotel room and like I'm doing it. 294 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,600 And I bought it £600. And I'll tell you, once you go 295 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,920 business, you never go back. I am telling you. 296 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,560 We'll we'll put a picture in. I'll send you this was We'll put 297 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,360 a picture in. The experience of experiences, 298 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,840 it is phenomenal. I walked past them and it was 299 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,880 like, you know, in a home Alone, too, when he's in New York. 300 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,920 I walked past Andrew. He'd been, he'd probably got on 301 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,600 the plane 15 minutes ahead of us. 302 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,920 You talk about someone making the most of it and getting every 303 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,480 penny out of that 600. He had, by the way, we're in 304 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,920 Dubai. He had a blanket wrapped the 305 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,360 whole way around them, just up to his neck. 306 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,960 He like, I guarantee there's no way he tucked himself in. 307 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,160 You must ask him do that for you. 308 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,920 He was tucked in. He how did we handle it like 309 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,080 this? Champagne, glass of orange 310 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,000 juice, little champagne glass of orange juice. 311 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,680 He had like some snacks out in front of him and he was beaming 312 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,480 and we walked past him and I patted the shoulder, the guy 313 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,960 beside him because you're in like A2, someone beside you. 314 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,200 And I patted shoulder guy beside you. 315 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,680 And I said, mate, I don't know who you are, but God love you 316 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,000 because I give it 20 minutes and he'll start talking to you. 317 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,320 And then we walk fast, and we talked. 318 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,400 For two hours, but we waited to the end of the flight to talk 319 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,800 and he it fair. So he knew who we all work 320 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,480 because when you came on he was like he I've seen you know when 321 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,480 the hour comedian he was like all right, He worked in 322 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,280 aeroplane sales. He was a he least air aircraft 323 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,960 that he did Europe in the Middle East. 324 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,320 He worked for some Airbus or something. 325 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,320 Like that, his pitch, was he like, do you like this plane? 326 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,000 Yeah, yeah, but he was brilliant. 327 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,240 He was. No, he was a gentleman. 328 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,320 He was from a County Limerick and he was a lovely fella. 329 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:49,400 We chatted for ages and yeah, we follow me on Instagram and all 330 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,280 that like so. I did first class to 1st from 331 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:57,640 Hong Kong to London. Is it was it, was it like were 332 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,200 you doing like a corporate or were you sent? 333 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,720 No, I got bumped because Virgin used to sponsor the gig in Hong 334 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,960 Kong, right? And the other act that was out 335 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,360 with me got bumped on the way out, right? 336 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,960 You got. Bumped into it and I got bumped 337 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,640 on the way back. How did you feel when he got 338 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,720 bumped on the way out? Did you? 339 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,240 We understand forever. You feel like why I. 340 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,360 Was in a premier economy on the way out so I thought this is. 341 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,680 You're delighted with that, Yeah. 342 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,960 What did you think of first class? 343 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,120 I've obviously never done it. Well, it was. 344 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,120 Before the port, before the individual pods. 345 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,200 Not quite a lie Flat, but nearly, yeah. 346 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:32,720 What year we talked? Oh, 2001. 347 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,800 After 911, Yep. Excellent. 348 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,160 Things would have changed and. Yeah, very serious. 349 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,840 If it was pre 911, oh we've been more. 350 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,720 Loose. Oh, but yeah, but. 351 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. More. 352 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:45,960 Fun like. Yeah, yeah. 353 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,000 You'll be going to the could be allowed to hoppers and things. 354 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,760 Into the cockpit, bring knives on to The Hoppers. 355 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,760 Sniff. No. 356 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,920 What is this confession? Right. 357 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,200 What I'm saying is everything worked out great because in 358 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,280 Dubai I left my back in the airport. 359 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,640 Oh man. Got on the plane with I did my 360 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,200 laptop and my car keys. Mall, but the embassies are 361 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,080 involved now. The. 362 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,480 Embassies are involved and the UAE and the Irish Embassy 363 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,000 speaking to each other about this. 364 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,480 You're going things are basically. 365 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,040 They're going to end up in gaol. I thought my your. 366 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,560 Man's just got back from. We we got back and we landed and 367 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,840 Andrew was in business. So he met us at Baggage Carousel 368 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,000 and he, we were very lucky. He spoke to us, the business 369 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,480 class man, and then he spoke to me and me and economy Willie, 370 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,560 and he said economy Willie, he said. 371 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,880 Listen. That's you had something for? 372 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,720 Pleasure in yourself if you get out of Poundland. 373 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,120 The Poundland vibrator. Economy, Willie. 374 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,360 He said isn't business was amazing. 375 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,640 I said yeah, I left my bag in the airport and then Andrew went 376 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,800 fuck, I left my laptop on the plane. 377 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,880 He went and got it and came back and I'd driven us to Dublin 378 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,319 Airport from my house. His car was at my house and he 379 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,440 said well look, at least you have your car keys. 380 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:12,440 I said actually just thinking a bit of funny you mentioned that. 381 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,800 I don't they're in the bag. So we had to get an Uber from 382 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,079 the airport to my house. Half the price of his business 383 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,119 flight. Or a boss. 384 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,440 Why did you get an Uber? Why did you look at the? 385 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,920 Boss would just I needed to get home. 386 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,880 I just I just. Car was at his house so I just 387 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,720 throw him off then like right. So as long as you get home. 388 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:39,120 Anyway, chaos, Chaos, chaos. Now that now the hold up is I 389 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,840 have and I my driving licence is in my wallet in the bag and 390 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,600 because there's an ID they won't give it to my friend and the 391 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,960 buyer didn't release the bag so she can send it home. 392 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,920 There's ID so she could technically steal my identity. 393 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,160 The embassies are involved. OK, I'm going to the top. 394 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,040 Which embassies? The UAE Embassy and the Irish 395 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,400 Embassy. They're not getting on very well 396 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,120 at the moment because. Well this is going to either 397 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,200 bring them together or the straw that breaks camels back. 398 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,720 They're not, they don't. Not getting on at the moment. 399 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,280 There's issues between the two embassies and countries. 400 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,320 Yeah, you you've heard the news. Is he is he the reason no Israel 401 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:15,160 of left so Ireland Dublin. This is it, my bag. 402 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,320 They were like, this is the last thing. 403 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:21,960 That you're talking to UAE Israelis what the no so UAE 404 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,680 won't put won't the rest and then put him on a plane back to 405 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,200 you know behind it if they do the port I'm just give his bag 406 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,520 yeah to the new. Airport and meet him kill two 407 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,960 birds with one. Stone yeah, he could be there in 408 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:37,880 the cops. Could you imagine that is going 409 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,360 wrong, guys? Hi, I'm Shane Todd. 410 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,920 Nice to meet you. Here's my driving licence. 411 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,280 Anyway, go on. Let's see his patron. 412 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:54,000 Fausty beep a lot. So anyway, anyway, this time me 413 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,440 and Andrew just went to Barcelona, Brussels and Berlin 414 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,640 from my tour and we got back to my house. 415 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,480 Travel went brilliant, everything was smooth. 416 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,800 We'd record a bonus podcast in my car on the way back and that 417 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,840 was that was grand. Got that done, Get to my house, 418 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,160 my kids run out, I go away we go. 419 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,400 Here he is, he's back, Andrew said to me as I left the car. 420 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,840 Have you got everything? And what did I say, Andrew? 421 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,080 Yeah. And did I have everything? 422 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,640 No. I thanked Andrew, got my bag, 423 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:35,080 went into the house and I realised I've left my phone in 424 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,760 Andrew's car. And I walked the road like. 425 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:43,800 He's 10 minutes away, 15 minutes away and I had to, but I had to 426 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,640 ring. You didn't have signal. 427 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,400 Whatever, whatever happened. Oh, I didn't have my phone. 428 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,640 That's why I can ring. It was in your car. 429 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,440 I did get my wife to phone Andrew's fiance, but then phone 430 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,320 Andrew. Andrew comes back and I know 431 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,000 he's not happy. He's not happy at having to do 432 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 this. Comes back, Andrew goes. 433 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,920 I've searched everywhere in my car. 434 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,160 Your phone is not there. What's going on here? 435 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:15,680 I was like, man, it is. I walk closer to his car, the 436 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,240 phone not. Bear in mind, I don't have to 437 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,960 tell you this, but I'm telling you this out of respect. 438 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:26,680 You I have figured this out. Give me your theory. 439 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,320 You had the phone but you had to pretend it was in the car to 440 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:37,000 justify me coming back, you absolute fucking rat. 441 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,520 So. You did a whole place. 442 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,560 You did what you fucking did. I looked at him in the car. 443 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,440 There's no phone. He went in and placed the phone 444 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,480 in the. Car. 445 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,440 I didn't see it I. Planted it and the planted. 446 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,520 What happened was I walked towards Andrew's car. 447 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,160 My big son goes, my 4 year old son goes instead of your phones, 448 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,680 there it was on the ground. I dropped it on the way from 449 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,320 Andrew's car into the house. And I went, oh, yeah, you should 450 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,080 be quiet though. And then I took it. 451 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,800 He's in a flop. Show me all different panels of 452 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,360 his car. Keep the phone behind my back. 453 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,840 I put it under the seat and and I went, oh, here it is. 454 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,360 Andrew and I, he looked everywhere and I could see him 455 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,600 get annoyed at himself that he hadn't find it. 456 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,600 And I was like, don't worry about him. 457 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,280 And I was like, thanks very much. 458 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,320 You tell me not to worry about you planting a phone and we care 459 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,360 and I lost 20 minutes of a day. You're a fucking disaster man. 460 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,560 Why did you ring your Oh my God, I don't understand. 461 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,600 What do you mean? What when you couldn't find your 462 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,280 phone but he knew it was in his car or he thought it was in his 463 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,160 car. Battery was dead. 464 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,680 How are you? How do you live? 465 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,440 How do you live? You are the most disorganised on 466 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,040 I can't like. We're at two different levels of 467 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,000 the scale. I'm on. 468 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,840 I'm Champions League. Your conference. 469 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,280 Yeah. Like, I don't understand. 470 00:21:55,280 --> 00:22:00,280 I can't believe you. I was called back when from when 471 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,560 Stacy rang Julie to when I arrived in your house was 10 472 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,200 minutes within that 10 minute gap. 473 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,120 When was the phone found? The phone wasn't fine till I was 474 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,640 walking to your car so. As I pulled in, yes, so you see 475 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,080 me coming in, you walk out, you go oh God, and you quickly think 476 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,400 up of I can't tell him I had the phone all the time. 477 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:22,680 And then I had that dilemma. I go, do I just tell him and go, 478 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,440 sorry, mate, here's the phone, or do I make you feel like I 479 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,040 needed you to come back? And then my other thought was, 480 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,120 you know, this will be a good clip. 481 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:34,720 What I'd have done is I'd have picked it up right as he's 482 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,920 driving in and gone. But then I thought he'd be 483 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,200 reagent. Oh, I mean and. 484 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,400 Then go back in the house. Let him do. 485 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,480 Because you went to stop. Yeah. 486 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,240 You'll get an invoice for petrol. 487 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,640 I can't. I can't you've. 488 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,360 Been more annoyed if I had found it as you were driving. 489 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,680 In can I just say something based on experience of 490 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,360 travelling you? We've been away twice, right? 491 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:03,440 First of all, here's here's some feedback on you right when you 492 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,880 get this. Right, right. 493 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,960 So it's like I just sent you. Shane is very easy to travel 494 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,800 with. OK right? 495 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,920 He likes to go off and wander right #2 is very solutions 496 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,040 based. OK. 497 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:20,120 So you'll see it he creates problems for himself and then he 498 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,240 finds easy solutions. But I'm saying but you wouldn't. 499 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,520 Give me an example. What does that mean? 500 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:29,080 Like like I offered you a like a given example, like you'll 501 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,080 arrive in a country and you come out and he's just like, we could 502 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,240 get nice, get taxi and I will, you know the train could only be 503 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:40,160 €5 or could be €3540 in a taxi taxi. 504 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,120 That's the solution to the problem, right? 505 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,480 I go with. I am paying it. 506 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,640 He's paying. Throw money at it. 507 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,800 Right. It's just throw money at the 508 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,080 problem. But then there's times where 509 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,760 it's like you could eradicate the problem. 510 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,880 So like, for example, if you're a kid, like turn up on time, 511 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,880 like you've missed loads of flights in the past, haven't you 512 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,600 like to turn up earlier, man? Like for example, we went to 513 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,080 Dubai. I said to him two days before 514 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,120 Dubai, which car package book? Which car package book? 515 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,600 Is it the red car park? Was it the blue car park which 516 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,920 is in a different country? Is it the one the red 1 you have 517 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,680 to get the bus in? Are you in the green one? 518 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,840 Anyway? Nothing. 519 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,200 What? Sorry, hold on. 520 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,560 You said you had old New York Jew. 521 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,320 I said to walk. I said to. 522 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,440 Walk a pre book and nothing Andrew. 523 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,400 Hey, car park. He said he hadn't booked the car 524 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,760 park, so I said to him, but what are you going to do with the car 525 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,800 then? And he goes, I'll just drive it 526 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,600 into the airport. That's what he said. 527 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,200 I'll just drive it into the airport and I'll go into one of 528 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,320 the car parks. They're like the closest one. 529 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,920 By the way, a very pre 911 attitude from me. 530 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,640 Right. And I in my head is do not know 531 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,280 on the news every so often Dublin car parks are all full. 532 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,040 It's massively overpopulated. So we're driving down to Dublin. 533 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,720 I'm thinking, and I'm thinking this fellow's not getting a car 534 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,320 park space because he. Hasn't all you're thinking, only 535 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,480 thinking. So he eventually arrives in and 536 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,680 it's like €20 a day. Is it €40 a day? 537 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,480 Well, OK, I'm, I'm saying, you know, you really dropped me out 538 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,040 by bringing this up. But what is it? 539 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,400 Whatever, 20, whatever. I had to go back and eventually 540 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,920 get my car because my keys weren't. 541 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,920 A grand. No one here. 200. 542 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,480 No, no, it's one in between but. 5. 543 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,280 I gave I gave an Oscar winning performance to the guy on the 544 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,960 intercom. Little discount. 545 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,520 Big discount. Good. 546 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,880 What did you tell? Patron, I, you know, we give it 547 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,320 the whole, you know, you should have done this. 548 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,680 You should, should you not have done that? 549 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,560 Yes, Mr, you know that. Yeah. 550 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,440 I should have gone with you on that call. 551 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,680 I should have gone down with you for that. 552 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,960 So got out of it OK, we're OK. That's fine but my point is like 553 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,760 I don't understand The problem there is you're overpaying so 554 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,360 your solution is I'll just pay it. 555 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,160 Whereas if you pre booked a car park you'd have saved yourself 556 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,440 even more money. So what you're doing is like, if 557 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,640 you're not planning ahead, that's creating issues down the 558 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,360 line. I feel like I'm in a family 559 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:03,200 dispute here and somebody's dad is telling the but. 560 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,920 But easy to travel. Very easy to travel. 561 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,920 Too easy, but usually he he, he said. 562 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,320 Is this weird in Berlin, Man United match 1/2 five and Andrew 563 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,040 went, we'll watch it. We'll watch it at my laptop, 564 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,000 come into the come to my room. We'll watch a match. 565 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,480 We get there and then Andrews, like, do you mind if I sleep? 566 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,680 And I was like, yeah, it's fine. So I'm sitting at the edge of 567 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,720 the bed on his seat and then the laptop one for the game. 568 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,520 And then I just watched him sleep for about 70 minutes. 569 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,960 That's where it isn't. That's very weird. 570 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,320 That's where that's creepy to go. 571 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,480 He like he makes comedians what you wanted to. 572 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,080 Watch the match. I just got a bit of tiredness 573 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,960 like and I just went, I'm in the bed. 574 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,360 I trust them. What to not doing anything do 575 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,840 you? Know not to not take anything. 576 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,520 I know he's down a laptop on a wallet. 577 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,080 So, you know, he could have, I trusted him and like, you know, 578 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,560 and I woke up, I went to sleep at half time and I woke up at 579 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,240 like 83 minutes past. And then we literally had to 580 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,400 leave it in 2 minutes, 83 minutes past the game and then 581 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,200 as we left the school. The game 83 minutes past. 582 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,760 The game 83 minutes. This is my first language. 583 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,360 I'd like to pre book some car parts. 584 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,040 Excellent. When you come back in the 23rd. 585 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,040 What time? 83 minutes past, the game will 586 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,640 be back. Right. 587 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,240 It was 83 minutes calling the game, so I said go into your 588 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,840 room there and get ready for the gig, right? 589 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,400 So. So that's a go in there. 590 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:33,240 I need to get ready so to do me tea and all that right, I did 591 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,400 morning breath, morning breath after we sleep like right. 592 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,320 So he goes off anywhere he puts on his his T-shirt right that he 593 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,560 wears for. The guy was wearing one. 594 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,240 Right, so I. Just the idea of him in the bed, 595 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,000 snuggled up you topless. What you watching the game? 596 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,560 But he didn't take his. Rubbish out of the room. 597 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,480 Sleeping Beauty here. Waking. 598 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,800 Up. I had to put the rubbish back in 599 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,520 the bag. OK, what rubbish, what rubbish. 600 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,560 No, right, OK. He didn't pay for it but like. 601 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,600 I got us a new bridge, I got us a lot of tacos and stuff. 602 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,280 But the tacos were delivered. We had them and Andrew and 603 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,440 Andrew's room, OK. Lovely. 604 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,200 So it's not up to me to take my share of the rubbish away with 605 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,120 me if it's all one and breed just firing in one bag in your 606 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,120 room. I went and got it outside and 607 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,080 brought it in, you know? But that was the deal. 608 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,160 The deal? What, like you came into my 609 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:21,920 room? Yeah. 610 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,840 You leave the room as you see it when you enter. 611 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,720 No. OK. 612 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,440 Not true. Well, I got rid of the rubbish 613 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,800 anyway, right? And we put that in the bin. 614 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,680 Put it in the bin. All right, taking the Robins out 615 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,840 of your room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 616 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,720 And I put it in the bin. Yeah. 617 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,120 Outside in the corridor, like by this lifts, there was a big 618 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,160 well, I don't want that satellite. 619 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,200 Thing in your. Room and then that was it. 620 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,440 Then we went to the gig and we had a great gig. 621 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,680 And where was? This time Berlin need a 622 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,080 brilliant time. We went Barcelona, Brussels, 623 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,400 Berlin. Where were you playing and? 624 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,160 Barcelona, the clubhouse, which is like. 625 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,240 Unbelievable. The club take a very Edinburgh 626 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,680 Fringe type basement venue. Comedy club. 627 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,760 Yep, comedy club really good. Yeah, I played there once. 628 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,800 Not, not, not place, but I played in Barcelona and Madrid. 629 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,440 Barcelona was brilliant. Yeah, Brussels. 630 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,800 Brussels is great. Where did you? 631 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,120 Play in Brussels. With an early Late Show and they 632 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,360 were brilliant. Yeah, in an Irish. 633 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:23,280 Bar called the Black Fiddler, Black sheep, Black sheep 634 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,840 fiddler, Fiddler of the sheep or something. 635 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,800 Like that? The Fiddler of the Sheep in an 636 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,160 Irish bar. And it was. 637 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,680 The gigs were. The gigs were. 638 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,880 Great. The gigs were brilliant. 639 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,720 Berlin was like a fringe venue, but Brussels is a city. 640 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,120 It was freezing over there, grey. 641 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,840 It was raining the whole time. Maybe we were just in the wrong 642 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,840 part of town. He don't like Brussels and I'm 643 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,160 not sure what are we missing. Brussels, I'm kind of off. 644 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,920 What are we missing? I like Brussels. 645 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,240 And I don't know, I just, I just, I've been there like four 646 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,120 or five times, got off 13. 1000. There's a gig in a theatre 647 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,720 there, so everything goes to it. They all work in the EU and 648 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,560 they. 13,000 hours. So, but this was brilliant 649 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,000 because you're playing too, so there'll be like the Spanish. 650 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,320 Yeah, yeah. Contingent would be there, the 651 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,960 Italians would be there. But it's been there. 652 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,720 And it was brilliant, absolutely. 653 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,520 Brilliant. I haven't done that. 654 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,200 Now I've done a few little clubs like 80 seaters, 100 seaters, 655 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,800 but I haven't done like a big theatre there. 656 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,880 It's easy to get, you know, it's very European, but I don't know, 657 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,800 I just. We're going to mention no names, 658 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,640 but Andrew once told me about a show Rep. 659 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,840 We'll keep us vague. Told me about like a show Rep 660 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,960 based in a city and then like told me months ago. 661 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,920 And then we got the one on these shows and it was the guy. 662 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Andrew told me about this crazy 663 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,440 guy who like promote shows and like imagine that you don't want 664 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:53,480 to meet this guy was that was the Rep but but Brussels I don't 665 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,440 like the show is great. There is loads Irish people 666 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,200 there but I felt like there was none to go and like do your see? 667 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,800 Yeah, we spoke to a few people that were there from Newry and 668 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,720 they were saying like, they're there. 669 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,360 What? What's wrong with that Newry? 670 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,560 Just like who we're going to ask. 671 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:15,400 I know two boys in Newry who hit everything that isn't in Newry. 672 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,520 But I get like, I need these people to come and make up the 673 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,440 numbers of the show. But you get so many people who 674 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,320 are over from here for a weekend somewhere. 675 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,960 Yeah, and come see me. And I'm almost going like, 676 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,720 please don't like, for your own sake, go and explore the city. 677 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,880 They're like, no, we're going to the hours. 678 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,920 We're drinking in the Irish bar all day, then your show at night 679 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,400 time. I mean, it's great for me, but 680 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,920 for them I'm like, yeah, you know, you don't need to come, 681 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,840 you know? Yeah, there's the. 682 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:43,800 I didn't go to it. It's the big, what's it called, 683 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,400 the Tom tone or something? That's the. 684 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,600 Oh, me and Karen with the big metal thing. 685 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,760 Yeah, I think, yeah. See, when you see a, there's a 686 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:56,320 lot of things, I think seeing a picture of it is the same 687 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:01,160 because you if somebody going to imagine yourself, well, you can 688 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,800 imagine yourself up at the thing. 689 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,960 OK. Do you know what I mean? 690 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,760 I've never been to the pyramids in Egypt. 691 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,000 Yeah, but you've seen them enough. 692 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,440 But I'm, you know, I can see myself there, and I you. 693 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,000 Don't need to go. I don't need to go. 694 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,800 Yeah, I'd still go. Yeah, be enthusiastic about it. 695 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,440 Like, yeah. I'd go. 696 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,920 I could see them see the the but what they call the mammal, not 697 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,800 the mammals. What about the mammals? 698 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,080 The mummies? Mummies. 699 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,040 Mammals. The mummies. 700 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,280 The mummies. The mummies not mammals. 701 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,080 The mummies. They're wrapped in toilet paper, 702 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,000 not. Toilet. 703 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:40,080 But they're wrapped in Cafferty, whatever the Egyptian Is it the 704 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,000 Air Lords or what's it called? Air Utah? 705 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,920 What are they fair us? Fair us. 706 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,760 Let's break out this quiz night. The Air Lord, Sorry the. 707 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,840 Mammals and the Air Lord wrapped in Gafferton. 708 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,520 I know. I think it was something Coco 709 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,440 told me about. I don't. 710 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,600 Know the mammals and the Air Lord sounds like the last two in 711 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,080 the local Battle of the Bands. Yeah, episode of Doctor Who. 712 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,240 We went. We went to Berlin. 713 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,440 Yeah, Lords, the Lords of the air. 714 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,560 I'm a ride. Yeah, we went to Berlin, which I 715 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,920 loved her. I love Berlin. 716 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,440 But you know, what can I just say, you gave me a really good 717 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,240 tip, actually. You went around the city. 718 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,560 We, we, we arrived in Berlin and we both went and did our own 719 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,400 thing to their own 6:00 or something, right. 720 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,560 And I went for a walk. I went down to Checkpoint 721 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,480 Charlie. I've been there before. 722 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:36,240 I'd seen this rights grant and then, you know, East and West. 723 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,320 See the weird history? Yeah, East and West coming 724 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:43,360 together, right. And Shane gave me a good idea. 725 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,720 He said he went through and listened to a podcast about 726 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,440 Berlin while he was walking number a good idea. 727 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,680 And I've been to Berlin a couple of times and every time I go 728 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,240 there, I always, the last two times I've come away, I've gone, 729 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,160 yeah, I'd live here. Like, yeah, same here, live 730 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,240 here. I would totally live here. 731 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,040 But this time I don't know. So we everyone I spoke to was 732 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,720 like, when the weather is nice here, it's a totally different 733 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,800 city. Yeah, I think it's the winds are 734 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,560 great. I was there was cold, freezing. 735 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,159 That's exactly what I wanted. Really. 736 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,440 Yeah. That's how I see Berlin in my 737 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,920 head. Do you think going to like a lot 738 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,880 of World War 2 commemorations and all sort of thing, Do you 739 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,080 think it's almost like disrespectful to be there and 740 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,600 like shorts and a nice lolly sort of thing? 741 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,199 Yeah, kind of. What? 742 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:22,000 The real experience you want to feel like. 743 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:23,920 I see you know. Argus. 744 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,440 Grew up in Cold War, so that whole, you know, spy thing is so 745 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,920 interesting that that's the most of it I find more interesting 746 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,560 all the spy stuff. I love all that, right? 747 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,960 Cold War stuff if you. Could be a Nazi. 748 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,320 Colin, if you could be alive. I am. 749 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,440 But if you could be alive and. That's the shittiest businessman 750 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,360 of all time. Yeah, yeah. 751 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,239 If I could help, if I could make you be alive. 752 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,760 I already have. No, exactly €50. 753 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,080 If, if you could be alive in any period of time in the past that 754 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,120 you were experienced, so, for example, would you have liked to 755 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,639 have been there when the Berlin Wall fell? 756 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,679 Would you have liked to have been in New York when 911 757 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,040 happened? Would you have like sorry? 758 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,960 Sorry. Sorry. 759 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,480 Who? Who would want that? 760 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,640 Yeah. No, I'm just saying that. 761 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,600 But you still survived it like. Yeah, but you're still you're no 762 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,840 one's walking out. I go. 763 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,680 Whoa, yeah, I made it. Like, I'd love to have done the 764 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,600 1916 race. I'd love to have been in that 765 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,640 time just to see what it was like, No. 766 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,760 No, but I understand. And shapes your history. 767 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,360 I understand more examples you're going to give after this, 768 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,560 Yes. Why do you think it would be? 769 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,960 Why high on your options list is would you like to have witnessed 770 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,840 9/11? No, what I'm saying is it's not 771 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,640 like, oh, I want to be there because it's it's it's a 772 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,520 horrific thing to have happened. But what I'm saying is, is that 773 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,960 like there's moments in time in our life where things happen. 774 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,880 For example, in the fall of the burden one was a massive thing 775 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,240 for East and West, things like 911. 776 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,040 Things like where where you would have seen the error in 777 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,280 Manhattan. No, but these are moments in 778 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,080 time that will stick. JFK assassination, the 1960 779 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,080 rising and you know, the Tiananmen Square in China, 780 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,200 things that. But all the ones, all those, the 781 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:02,920 German square, Berlin Wall and 9/11, they were all on telly. 782 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,320 Yes, I understand 16. I understand that. 783 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,160 Yeah. You know, that's Roy Keane 784 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,840 Saipan. You know which I'd like to have 785 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,880 been in the hotel. Hell of a range, but you don't 786 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,760 like being there. Tonight. 787 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,240 Riverdance made his debut at Eurovision in Mill Street. 788 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,280 Watch that and telly as. Well, yeah, but my colleagues 789 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,200 are achievable. When you're talking about Berlin 790 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,000 and you see Berlin and the spies in the water, would you like if 791 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,880 you could be, you could be there, but you could be 792 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,960 invisible and you could just witness this and things have Oh 793 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,920 my God, I'm watching history in front of me. 794 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,040 What were they? What was it like? 795 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,440 What was the what was people feeling like? 796 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,200 Look at the wall falling and the people from East Berlin coming 797 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,480 together with western, the miscommunication with the 798 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,280 Eastern Germany government and and the town. 799 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,000 They could have free travel. When they told me that it was 800 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,520 immediately when it shouldn't have been immediately. 801 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,760 You could be there but be invisible to see see history 802 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,640 actually happened. Do you know what this is like? 803 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,080 Yeah. You ever have a sleepover when 804 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,880 you're younger and you just want to get the sleep? 805 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,400 Yeah, a lot of the kids is just still going for too much coke 806 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,000 and you're like, yeah, I really need to get a sleep here. 807 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,200 Like you know you should have that. 808 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,120 Last Mars bar Yeah, you're. Invisible. 809 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,800 You're invisible. Would you would you like to be 810 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,720 like, would you have liked to have been at the corner flag 811 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,280 when Man United won the Champions League in 1999? 812 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,680 One source got put it in like. Give me a plan. 813 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,760 Might be a sporting type thing. Yeah, I would probably like to 814 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,040 have seen a bit of the the Wild West or something. 815 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,400 OK, Cowboys in India. Like, like, OK, you just get to 816 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,680 be there for an afternoon and nothing dramatic happens. 817 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,640 Yeah, you, you're safe to be safe there. 818 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,640 But you can't be killed. Yeah, you can't be killed. 819 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,520 You're safe. No one sees you. 820 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,880 You're invisible, but you're in. I don't want to have to be 821 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,360 invisible. It's up to you, but if you're 822 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,360 not invisible, there's an option you can get hurt because they'll 823 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,280 see you like. Yeah, they'll see you. 824 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,360 They'll go. So I'm dressed like this. 825 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,720 You could. Be whatever you want you get you 826 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:48,440 get teleported back to that day of anytime in history and you 827 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,880 just observe history, but you're in the moment, you know. 828 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,240 What it's actually like right now, it's like. 829 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,400 This is a good question. It's like someone's gone. 830 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,160 What would you like to do, Colin? 831 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:08,680 He wants a sport. And I like Tudor time that you 832 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,360 know. Could be Tudor time, Yeah, see 833 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,040 all that. So yeah, King Henry the Eighth 834 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,880 the. Walk the walk around. 835 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,160 The yard to go, all that sort of thing. 836 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,560 See what yeah, yeah. Or really, life was like. 837 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,560 Maybe even like. Smelly, I would reckon, yeah. 838 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,640 I might even like to just walk around here around Hollywood. 839 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,920 Really. Yeah, that's the height of your. 840 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,920 Ambition but in like this the the 1500s or. 841 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,000 Something. Oh yeah, I mean not much here. 842 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:38,400 Like 15 hundreds. Well, when whenever it started, 843 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,120 I'd like to be there it. Started somebody went yeah for 844 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,000 suit session call this holy would. 845 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,720 I don't know, I'd like to like, I'd like to see like, you know, 846 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,880 real olden times, maybe not even a specific, just like generally 847 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,000 in a city or a time. General olden times, yeah. 848 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,800 Yeah. Something like that. 849 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,160 Which century? 17th, 18th. 850 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:05,240 Like 17th. 17th century is good. Something like 17th century but 851 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,320 you just be run the bike down. Yeah, it'd be like killing then. 852 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,160 No, it would have been quite rough back then. 853 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,880 But would you not think of God? Right? 854 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,560 I'm going to go back and then, you know, and like that movie 855 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,880 The where everyone forgets The Beatles songs. 856 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So would you not go back and 857 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,880 make a fortune? Don't go back too far. 858 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,800 But then you'll, man, I don't know if you see back the future, 859 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,120 you're going to mess with it because he had the Almac, you 860 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:28,880 know? Almanack. 861 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,920 Yeah, he had the Almac and Almac too. 862 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,560 But you then you start messing with things. 863 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,760 You mess with the future. Maybe the future is and that I'm 864 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,480 minted. The Roman Empire. 865 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,400 Yeah. Go to Rome. 866 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,640 The Coliseum? No, to see all that. 867 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,520 No, no, no, no, I'm not in that. What about if, like 868 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,640 Michelangelo's paint, the Sistine Chapel? 869 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,880 Born. It would have been so hard to 870 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,280 watch him watching. PNW good and go is a fire on 871 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,040 ball or what like and you can like move the dial of any messes 872 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,000 it up you like. What would you like to go and go 873 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,920 and see? I'd like to be on the 1st 874 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,880 aeroplane that ever flew. With the Wright brothers. 875 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,680 Yeah, and they flew over it only went for a couple an hour. 876 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,080 So I don't know what didn't even go for an hour. 877 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,840 I don't ever been 5 minutes. OK, maybe the second or third 878 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,960 I'd like to baby beat on the 1st aeroplane or the 1st jumbo jet 879 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,160 or the 1st, something like that. Like, I like you from Concord 880 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,200 because I'm not picking. That was my ultimate history 881 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,400 thing. But that was new flight from 882 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,200 London, New York, and what, three and three, 3 1/2 hours. 883 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,840 Yeah, how was that? I'd love to go on the moon. 884 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,760 I'd love to have done. Go on the moon. 885 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,080 Here we'll do a crowdfunder we'll send you. 886 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,760 I'd love to go. You can go. 887 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,920 I'd love to go on the mood. I'd love to have maybe done 888 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,760 that, you know, one small step firm. 889 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,000 Well, you were going to be the actual you're going to one small 890 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,240 step for man, you know, for a boy from Cork, it's amazing. 891 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,680 But you know what? I mean up here just criticising. 892 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,640 I'd say I would like to be in a place or. 893 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,120 Listen to Q 10. No, it's Q Radio. 894 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,520 I would have I'd like to do something that involves a the 895 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,480 fall of regimes. You're on the something that 896 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,320 always looks like loads of fun. The day they overturn, the day 897 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,000 they overturn, it looks like it's cool crap. 898 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Here we've been looting, but a little bit of the trainers, like 899 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,560 get some trainers. Yep, Yep, Yep. 900 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,280 Like you see the weird stuff that people lifted though in 901 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,000 Iraq when the. Saddam Hussein went down. 902 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,160 Yeah, there was a boy running down the street with a fan, you 903 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:35,040 know, like a big like legging it with this fan going, oh, when 904 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,920 your family say this. Do you remember when they pulled 905 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,120 the main statue? And yeah, but it was so 906 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,320 aesthetically unpleasant because it didn't properly come. 907 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,040 Back sort of way it got. Stuck at the last bit. 908 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,600 That's so annoying they're. Slapping them with the shoe and 909 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,280 all. Yeah, yeah. 910 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,560 When If North Korea ever falls to the South Koreans, I'd go 911 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,720 over. Right. 912 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,920 Would you? Oh yeah, you reckon, you people? 913 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,040 Got what? I've been to the DMZ, I've been 914 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,160 into North Korea, I've been to the Demilitarised Zone. 915 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,200 So I've looked. I've been there. 916 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,320 I've been to. Not in North Korea. 917 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,080 I've been in the demilitarised on the DMZ, so I was. 918 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,920 I've been to South Korea twice, Seoul twice and China. 919 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,760 I've done a lot, I've done a lot, right? 920 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,640 What was that? What was the the military zone 921 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,160 like that? Right. 922 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,200 So basically does, I think it's a couple of kilometres. 923 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,720 What was your business or just checking just tourists he got 924 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,320 very passionate about, he said. When North Korea falls to South 925 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,360 Korea, very specific so. And you've done a few Rackies, 926 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:25,920 no? No. 927 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,080 So I've been there twice, right? So what I did was I brought. 928 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,520 Up a lot of peace, done all the stats. 929 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,200 For my SO, I did a bit of research on the Korean War many 930 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,760 years ago, right? For a prop for uni. 931 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,400 No, just just just researched. You mean you wash? 932 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,240 Just from MASH, No, just from your knowledge, like, and the 933 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,600 war is still active, like it's still an active war even though, 934 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,880 even though they're not fighting, Yeah. 935 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,160 Those boys are, they're not chilling. 936 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,160 Yeah, no, but there's a place between North and South, it's 937 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,120 called a DMZ. It's a demilitarised zone, 938 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,360 right? And you'll see it never would. 939 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,880 You what this is like being in the rest is history. 940 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,360 You know, when Trump crossed over and you have to deal with 941 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,240 Egypt, you have the two blue houses, the little caravans or 942 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,680 not the caravans and huts and stuff, right? 943 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,920 Example. So what you do is I'm in Seoul. 944 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,040 We paid for this excursion. You hand over your passport, you 945 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,520 get brought right up into it and you go right up and you look 946 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:17,400 into North Korea and they built a fake town, a fake city to 947 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,520 prove to the South Koreans that they're thriving and their 948 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,480 flagpole has to be taller than the South Korea flagpole. 949 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,800 Their soldiers have to be their tallest soldiers and all that. 950 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,200 It's eerie. It's completely eerie. 951 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,640 And I. Was like, do you actually see 952 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,000 North Koreans? Yeah, You can see the people in 953 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,400 the distance, though I couldn't get down to the actual place 954 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,560 where you, the guards are facing each other like like 20 feet 955 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,160 apart. We were just back up. 956 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,000 We were. You have to have like, there's a 957 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,560 hot the cross. Yeah, it's hot that they 958 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,880 actually go in and talk. Yeah. 959 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,080 And that's the kind of like neutral zone to talk. 960 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,760 And you have to like 7 days notice you have to pay the 200. 961 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,080 Grid I think a line across the table. 962 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,480 Yeah. Oh yeah. 963 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,360 It's crazy. That's where the one is, the all 964 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,840 the documents there to be signed. 965 00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,720 There's stuff there. Yeah, he's. 966 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,800 The thing and there's. Something signed this. 967 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,800 They're just basically during a ceasefire, but it's not ended 968 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,680 right, Right. I can kick off at any time. 969 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,560 They're sort of still who goes first. 970 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,680 Pure over blinks first. We're fucking going to go like, 971 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,160 but now the North Korean soldiers are fucking in Russia. 972 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,280 They're fucking in Russia. No, no, I imagine. 973 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,520 Listen, it's none of my business what to do. 974 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,680 Well, allegedly that's this is what happened that because their 975 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,080 access to the Internet, they don't get it. 976 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:28,960 They. Don't get in their. 977 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,080 Loving us the landed in Russia was the first thing they did. 978 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,160 Someone one of them looked. Monster All Ireland final 19. 99 979 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,640 Google Ted said. He's like, there's no way that 980 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,360 works. Oh fuck yeah. 981 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,200 Yeah, so there's North Korean soldiers in Russia all getting 982 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,080 friendly with Putin. It's all kick it off there. 983 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,160 And we don't know what's going to happen. 984 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,880 So that's another place where that could Syria's just gone. 985 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,000 Something's gonna. I think something could happen 986 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,720 the next 5-7 years. It's a taste of this. 987 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,040 You're sure? You're going to do in Christmas 988 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,360 Day. This could be your last 989 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,560 Christmas. Here is Taylor Swift. 990 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,480 Let's shake it off. You missed the opportunity. 991 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,560 This could be your last Christmas, and so is this. 992 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,080 Why don't you come in, Colin, but you don't listen there if 993 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,560 you want to sell your fucking tour off. 994 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,400 Starts in the 24th of January in Bellamena. 995 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,560 I would I would love love the gross choice career I'd like. 996 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,080 Use Gigster. There's a massive Irish 997 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,680 community, they're all teaching English. 998 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,960 It's massive to do. The Teflon teaching course did 999 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,160 well. Teflon. 1000 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,120 The Teflon teaching course. Teflon TEFL. 1001 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,880 Sorry. You learn it, but it doesn't 1002 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,480 stick. I do worry about the problem. 1003 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,080 I do. I do worry about my speech 1004 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,760 sometimes. But. 1005 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,080 Yeah, at least you're a radio DJ. 1006 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,360 Yeah. I'm good. 1007 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,320 I know it's scramble. People, people, you know, it's 1008 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,040 different. Yeah, I would. 1009 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,600 I would. I would love to, I'd love to go. 1010 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,240 I'd love to do. South Korea may better, but 1011 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,120 Japan? Yeah, I did China and I stayed 1012 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,560 in a hostel in the workers football stadium. 1013 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,040 I went in 2002. So what? 1014 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,760 I was my brother. Why were you just lying low in 1015 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,120 2002? We mean the friends went. 1016 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,000 Yes, you're in America. Before. 1017 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,320 Hold on a second. I'll give you this. 1018 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,480 I'll give you a story. My brother's friend went over to 1019 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,680 Japan and Korea for the World Cup in 2002, All right? 1020 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,160 And he came home and he said to me, brother, it's good crack 1021 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,680 over there, Let's go over. For you, I said sorry, said that 1022 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,640 to your brother or he's all Cogan brother. 1023 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,680 So my brother's friend Michael went to support the Republic of 1024 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,040 Ireland in Japan and Korea, came home after whatever four or five 1025 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,280 weeks, says to my brother. Listen, I've just been in Korea. 1026 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,800 Good crack. You have to teach them jobs. 1027 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,960 Do you fancy it? So my brother when he did the 1028 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,040 Teflon tell on course course right? 1029 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,840 So my brother did the. Ten lady course. 1030 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:53,960 My brother, my brother Emma, my brother Emma and his friend went 1031 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,960 out and got jobs teaching in Seoul, right? 1032 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,040 And when they were out there, Michael met a girl and they had 1033 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,360 a baby. And Michael is still out there 1034 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,360 to this day, right? But my brother came back after a 1035 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,600 year and a half. But in that year and a half, I 1036 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,400 went to visit him and when I Michael. 1037 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,440 Or your brother. Michael right. 1038 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,360 And my brother, they were friends like yeah. 1039 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,960 So So what happened is I went out to visit my brother and 1040 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,800 obviously no new Michaels. We were all hanging out. 1041 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,200 We went to the to the races, the sole races and they were a few 1042 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:26,400 nights out and blah blah. 2002, pre social media, pre flip 1043 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,840 flones, you know, Nokias and all that great time. 1044 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,040 Fell in love with the people and came back and in the following 1045 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,720 year me and my friends went that will be tagged in a week in 1046 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,120 China. I went to China for the week and 1047 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,640 we did the Great Wall born. Yeah. 1048 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,080 Ah, wasted. Yeah, I can see that shake. 1049 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,360 Like yeah, just the wall. Yeah, big wall. 1050 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,040 No. It is a big. 1051 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,760 Wasn't that it wasn't that big with the bit. 1052 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,600 The bit we were on one big, no bigger than my own garden wall. 1053 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,080 It was brought. The Mongolians are attacking it 1054 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,200 like. Yeah, Oh yeah, they don't. 1055 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,240 How can you build it from? How can you see it from space? 1056 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,840 There's different areas are bigger like. 1057 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,600 I know, but. Do you see everything from 1058 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,000 space? If you have a good enough camera 1059 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,640 in theory. But China now, it's tough going, 1060 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,560 like, yeah, tough spot to go. Big, big, different. 1061 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,800 Big culture shock there, you know. 1062 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,160 Yeah. I like China, China about 1063 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,960 poverty and just, you know, walking in the street. 1064 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,520 I don't. Know that offended you but. 1065 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,920 There was some tough, no, there was some tough scenes, you know, 1066 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,960 poor children and stuff and then his height of money and I don't 1067 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,080 know, it's just a bit tough. Contrast. 1068 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,360 Yeah, I went to, I went to Tiananmen Square and went to the 1069 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,080 gardens. What are the gardens called? 1070 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,560 Yeah. The big garden or the gardens in 1071 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,560 China called the big gardens all the the. 1072 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,000 Yeah, Chinese. Garden the Chinese gardens. 1073 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,680 Yeah. And that the food was good. 1074 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,480 The food was good. The Chinese food was good. 1075 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,440 I liked it now. I'll be having some of the 1076 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,520 Chinese food tonight. Yeah, it was good. 1077 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,480 I enjoyed it. But listen how you recommend go 1078 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,840 to China with you could do it in Asian Asia tour, you know. 1079 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,880 Barcelona was brilliant because it was 13° from were there and 1080 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:07,880 we had a bit of top off top off before the show and is it not 1081 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,800 for dinner after the top? Is it? 1082 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,600 Though how is it not that? Because that F thing is only in, 1083 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:19,040 I can't remember whether it's in it's a Catalonia or in Peoples. 1084 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,120 Yeah, it's different or. We were in Catalonia and. 1085 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,400 Then we we were for a dinner after the show, but all the all 1086 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,720 the European rules were early, so we were having dinner like 1087 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,280 half at night. I was pretty old on. 1088 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,480 Glass of red wine and everything. 1089 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,560 Yeah, it's beautiful. Walk back to. 1090 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,320 Barcelona is brilliant. Barcelona. 1091 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,920 Unbelievable. Yeah, no. 1092 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,320 Not for common. Yeah, I went through in summary 1093 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,800 and it was all touristy. Yeah, yeah. 1094 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,680 It's very touristy about you, but it's a lot of things. 1095 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,600 Yeah. But if you go out to the 1096 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,920 suburbs, you know, you go to where like where we were 1097 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,040 performing in Berlin. No, I actually thought we were 1098 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,920 in East Berlin, but actually we were in West Berlin. 1099 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:56,360 That area that we were in, like it was very suburb. 1100 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,440 He was that suburban like. So it was good. 1101 00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,760 It was good. It was good. 1102 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,400 Nice area like. What is both your favourite 1103 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,560 European cities? Oh. 1104 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,880 I've to Ghent. Ghent, Yeah, In the Netherlands. 1105 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,080 No. Belgium, Belgium. 1106 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,760 Belgium. What? 1107 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,560 What's good about what? Small and it's just gorgeous. 1108 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,560 It's like, it's beautiful. It's just still, it's not a big 1109 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:23,080 city like it's, it's just, it's cute, cute. 1110 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:28,000 Where else? European, so I'm a massive fan. 1111 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,640 I do like Vienna. Never been. 1112 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:37,160 It's it could be a bit stale, bit lacklustre sometimes. 1113 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,960 Steal and lacklustre. Doesn't get out of third gear 1114 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,360 sometimes, but you make over what you what you were like. 1115 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,520 I always say you can go to a five star hotel Colin, can't you 1116 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,640 with the wrong people. Let's have a craft time. 1117 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,280 You can go to a one star hotel with the right people, have a 1118 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,120 great time. That makes no sense. 1119 00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:02,400 What's your favourite pencil? I like Berlin and Paris. 1120 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:09,480 We went to Paris on this tour. I only see the very touristy 1121 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,200 parts of Paris. I think I've been three times 1122 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,560 and I only see that I only have it. 1123 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,000 I went for football twice and then this time for the gig and 1124 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,520 it's literally walks down the Champs, Elise and then the gig 1125 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,320 and that's it. Instead of a couple of friends 1126 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,240 that live there. So there's probably like, that's 1127 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:29,280 probably like going to New York and just in Times Square, you 1128 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,760 know, I need to go and actually see proper bits of it. 1129 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,280 Can I just say I'll never go Paris again? 1130 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,840 Why? What happened? 1131 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,520 I've done, I went for a few days and I've had enough. 1132 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,880 It's just not it's it's I can't get on board with them. 1133 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,840 In what sense? They just. 1134 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,480 What are they trying to get you on? 1135 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:55,800 Board with just very on. They're called, they're called, 1136 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,440 they're unusable, unusable. Like you can't really get 1137 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,600 involved with them. They're just too a bit flappy 1138 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,000 with them. They. 1139 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,320 Don't want you? Yeah, I just, I just found it 1140 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,440 very like, I don't really think I'd fit in here. 1141 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,920 I don't fit and feel very welcoming. 1142 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,360 Yes, yeah. It was just kind of like we 1143 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,640 walked in to get some wine. I said, oh, look, I know nothing 1144 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,440 about why can you just recommend like a Merlot? 1145 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,640 Well, but how much you know, rather than OK, no problem. 1146 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,680 You know, it was very like, well, well, I don't know what 1147 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,280 you I'm like, all right. Fucking hell. 1148 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,560 The tour Rep at the Paris showing, in fairness, might have 1149 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,080 been the same guy. We may. 1150 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,160 Well, he walked in more. It's a lovely venue. 1151 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,000 It's like we'll remind you of the Edinburgh Fringe. 1152 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,880 He went OK, I said, yeah, just it's a brilliant vent. 1153 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,080 Like this is perfect, like low ceiling, he said. 1154 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,240 I said we have some food with us. 1155 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,600 Could is there a fork? Would there be a fork anywhere 1156 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,760 in the building anywhere like do you think anywhere there might 1157 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,920 be? Like is there like a staff 1158 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,280 kitchen? I was like, I'll leave it back, 1159 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,720 I'll clean. No fork. 1160 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,880 OK, Left the venue at the end of show. 1161 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,480 Thanks very much, man. Really appreciate it. 1162 00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,760 That's cool. That's the French. 1163 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,320 No, no, no, no. Joe, what? 1164 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,520 I'm giving a go. I don't know if you've done it. 1165 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,160 I'm going to be. I'm going to go to Birdo 1166 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,840 Bordeaux. Bordeaux in France. 1167 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,840 I'm given that one to go. Birdo Bordeaux. 1168 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:08,560 Bordeaux. Yeah. 1169 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,360 Bordeaux. I mean, Jude what? 1170 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,880 Bordeaux. Bordeaux. 1171 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,000 Bordeaux. Bordeaux. 1172 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,600 I've got it's going to Mordor. It's gone. 1173 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,200 It's bottom left, anywhere right? 1174 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,480 Me and Jude, have you been Stockholm? 1175 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,720 No, I price Stockholm for two, for three nights for me and 1176 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,520 Julian March, and I'm going to give Sweden a go. 1177 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,000 Have you done Sweden? No, don't spend on Finland quite 1178 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,800 a few times. Yeah, Do you know the fee? 1179 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,560 Former Prime Minister of Finland, Santa Marin? 1180 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:41,720 Yes, she's good looking. That's why you're going. 1181 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,400 Which is not in the power anymore. 1182 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:48,520 I follow her on Instagram. That's weird. 1183 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. 1184 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,080 Mean I'm going to be a fight for coffees. 1185 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,920 I am I want to do. Follow any other world leaders. 1186 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,160 Solinsky. He's busy. 1187 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,680 Kim Jong Un sent him a DM, they say hello next time. 1188 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,600 Went all the way there for you in the blistering call for four 1189 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,320 hours. Thumbs up not. 1190 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,360 Today, No, Let's say I like, I like, I like it when you see 1191 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,080 young, young men and women like in their late 20s and early 1192 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,840 turties get involved in politics, you know what I mean? 1193 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,200 And stuff like. Do you seem like a sort of guy 1194 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,560 would send like professional footballers, like Premier League 1195 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,040 football DMS before a game saying like have a good one? 1196 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,360 I don't, I do it to rugby players. 1197 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,040 You do genuinely you're saying like. 1198 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,680 I've messaged Robin first. Say Johnny Sexton before a Six 1199 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,080 Nations game. You're saying the DM? 1200 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,280 Yeah, all the best, he's replied as well, actually, before. 1201 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,040 You don't need just tell me what he said. 1202 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,000 I don't. I believe you. 1203 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,680 Really nice to meet you. I met him at the night often 1204 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,840 here. But no, no Johnny Sexton has 1205 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,680 replied to Adm No can I? Sorry can I apologise? 1206 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,840 Johnny Sexton DM D me first and I'll show you if I have some. 1207 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,160 Signal her to pay the bills here. 1208 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,600 What did you mean? I was doing an event and he was 1209 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,120 on Oh You. Were talking about last night. 1210 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,120 Yeah, I was doing an event and he was on and he's a lot bigger 1211 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,720 in real life. And you? 1212 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:13,520 Didn't think that rugby player. No, but like from the TV? 1213 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,640 Like from the TV? Not that it's. 1214 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,720 Loading and there's no the Wi-Fi is connected on second turn and 1215 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,440 who else? Who else have IDM D? 1216 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,800 I'll tell you now, who are there you go now look 325,000 1217 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:25,720 followers. OK? 1218 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,360 No, he didn't reply to my last message, right? 1219 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,560 But that's fine. Why? 1220 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,040 What did you What did you block? There you go, first message 1221 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,840 Johnny Sexton direct to me. Good to meet you last night. 1222 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,400 Sorry, didn't get a chance to chat properly. 1223 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,760 Cheers. And I when you 2 man was a 1224 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,040 laugh. I'm sure we'll bump into you 1225 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,360 again sometime. You had a good night, right? 1226 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:45,760 And then I messaged him. That's that's a long. 1227 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,400 He was promoting his book and I offered him an opportunity on 1228 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,240 the radio show to come in and promote his book. 1229 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,400 OK. All right, Colin. 1230 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,240 He didn't reply. He. 1231 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,600 Didn't reply. He's busy promoting it and I've 1232 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,240 messaged who has my message? Tiger Woods. 1233 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,960 To say what? Just just give me a favour. 1234 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,480 You know what I tend to do? I tend to message the caddies of 1235 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,480 the golfers rather because that that gets closer to the to the 1236 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,960 golf. What, so that mid while they're 1237 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,160 walking between holes ago, the caddies don't? 1238 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,080 The caddies don't get a message from Andre, he says. 1239 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:22,200 Bend your knee a bit more. I've messaged. 1240 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:28,240 You know who replied to me once? Well I feel the Ulster rugby 1241 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,480 boys, they always reply. I might even go for a drink with 1242 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,120 them if they invite me out and then they. 1243 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,400 Invite you out. Yeah, I would hang out with some 1244 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,800 of the Ulster lads if they. Wanted. 1245 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,400 They wanted them to. Yeah, Hey, DM Tiger Woods. 1246 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,320 I would I would have dinner with you if you're if you're up for I 1247 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,320 would. Yeah, I've messaged. 1248 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,240 I sent one to James Dean. You know the actor 1950s and 1249 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,160 someone him, but he would have quite for dinner if he was 1250 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,040 alive. You're like this sort of guy is 1251 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,760 in like a forum for like soap fans of where to meet King 1252 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,640 Bengal. You're like, this is where he 1253 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,080 has lunch you. Know who's who's somebody that 1254 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,840 you obviously I know you wouldn't do it, but who do you 1255 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,160 really admire in life that you would love to have a coffee with 1256 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:12,480 away from comedy, but skinny somebody shame that you would 1257 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,920 really admire that would be a little bit off off field that we 1258 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,200 might not think somebody you'd like to have an offer. 1259 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,800 On Larry David. Really. 1260 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,520 That's good. Yeah, Larry David. 1261 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,040 Yeah, but that's comedy related. Yeah, give me some differently 1262 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,040 related. Give me some that's non comedy. 1263 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,640 Radical who? Would you I would go David 1264 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:35,600 Hockney a past David Hockney in street in painter in London. 1265 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,320 Last time I was over and he was passed me he was at a wheelchair 1266 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:43,000 because he's very old and his nursing assistant was winded 1267 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,040 down the street. First time I've been the 1268 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:51,640 property like with my kids. And the nurse was really nice 1269 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,680 because he saw me getting flustered about this. 1270 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,640 And so I was pointing down the street after and what? 1271 00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,000 And the nurse sort of smiled and I went, and he leaned in and 1272 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000 told him. And you know. 1273 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,400 Said that's lovely. Was somebody that really, you 1274 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,760 know, Yeah. And so I'd like to have, yeah. 1275 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,960 I met my one of my favourite golfers in Dubai to remember. 1276 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,280 Daddy got so nervous. Oh man, we're in Dubai Mall. 1277 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,720 It was just me and Shane. Willie T had gone off to do 1278 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,080 something else. And Eddie Pepperell is an 1279 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,600 English golfer. I don't know. 1280 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,120 Eddie Pepper was, he's on the Challenge Tour at the moment. 1281 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:30,160 He's on the DP Tour and we're in Dubai and a lot of the golfers 1282 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,800 will be based in Dubai because they're links to the Asia Tour 1283 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,240 and also the European Tour. It's a good location, right? 1284 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,200 Yeah, whatever. And I'm not commenting on that. 1285 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,120 And Eddie Pepper was walking past me and I just went to 1286 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,080 share. There's Eddie Pepper. 1287 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,240 I said who? And then he walked past me and I 1288 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,160 just went for it and I went, hey he. 1289 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,400 Did he did. How close was he when you 1290 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,120 started? One foot. 1291 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,960 And Eddie Turner, you could see his shoulders gone and I went, 1292 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,320 hi mate, you're really funny and all the best. 1293 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,520 I love your golf. Understand. 1294 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,440 Was it? And just walked away. 1295 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,880 You're really funny. He is a very funny guy. 1296 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,120 All right, OK. I read his blogs and I read his 1297 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,160 blogs and stuff for a while and he's very funny on telly and 1298 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,520 he's good interview and he's just seems like a top lad. 1299 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:19,080 For maybe Mugabe like, like somebody like that, just to pick 1300 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,560 his brain and be like, imagine over coffee being like, what do 1301 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,120 you like? What's with all the killing? 1302 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,640 Yeah, I just be like, fuck him for a penny. 1303 00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,000 Like, you know, wow, you know, just go for it. 1304 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Like just to get inside his mind and be like, come on, Robert, 1305 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,000 what are you doing? Do you know what I'd say? 1306 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,880 Be great crack if you get him on a good day. 1307 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,680 Barack Obama. Boring. 1308 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,280 Do you think he'd be bored and boring? 1309 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,640 I don't think so. I think he'd be. 1310 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,280 I think he'd be. He does a podcast. 1311 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,520 I think he'd be like, he'd be like, yeah, I think he'd be 1312 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,400 like, too smooth, you know, too. I don't. 1313 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,320 He's not giving me any dirt. You know, I want to Polish like, 1314 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,080 yeah, if I want to war leader. I think he'd be a really nice 1315 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,200 guy. But you know, you reckon. 1316 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,640 Mugabe will be a bit more crack. I'm not saying that. 1317 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,840 I just think he'd be more like here, listen this shit, you know 1318 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,840 what are you here? I woke up in a bad mood to the 1319 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,760 whole village. Got it. 1320 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:08,800 Yeah. Kind of thing. 1321 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,760 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know. 1322 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,160 I'd be a footballer for me probably, but I'm trying not to 1323 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,040 give that kind of answer. I. 1324 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:19,640 Was in Uganda and I was in a restaurant was doing Uganda. 1325 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:23,640 I was making a we filmed for charity, Charity. 1326 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:28,440 And the fixer was with us and he said you see that woman in the 1327 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,840 tables were sitting basically rehearsing and he said that's 1328 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,800 one of Idi Amin's daughters. And like, you didn't mean 1329 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,120 proper, you know, like. He's a boy. 1330 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,720 Legally cannibalised a few people, yeah, and that's Idi 1331 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,720 Amin's daughter and I grew up 70s. 1332 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:47,720 Watch this in the telly. Apparently loads of kids like 40 1333 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,120 or 50 kids, but that was. There's, there's a video of Idi 1334 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:54,240 Amin and some of his like, you know, inner circle and they're 1335 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,640 in a swimming pool, like at a mansion and they're doing 1336 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,360 swimming races. He's making them do swimming 1337 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,360 races. And he's like. 1338 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,120 Really out of shape and they all like jacked soldier army guys 1339 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:07,360 and they're all like, oh, you've won and he's like got an awful 1340 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,440 form for a stroke and he wins every race. 1341 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,200 Oh my God, Oh, you would it's great BA and he can't talk. 1342 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,040 He you know, few boys. I don't, I reckon he looks like 1343 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,760 he try and beat him. He looks like guy who'd 1344 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,400 volunteer to get eaten and then freak out at the last minute. 1345 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,760 You would get into, if you would get into a rabbit hole with 1346 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,880 cannibalism and you look like a sort of guy who would respond to 1347 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,800 your cannibals out and be like, yeah, yeah. 1348 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,000 Well, like, see what this is all about? 1349 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,080 Yes. Like a man a few years ago. 1350 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,720 Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I haven't done a lot of African 1351 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,200 history now, so I don't really know. 1352 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,120 Knows the guy is in Belgium or somewhere. 1353 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,160 Germany. Yeah, Germany. 1354 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,560 And they had his cock together, Yeah. 1355 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,160 This guy volunteered, went to this guy's house. 1356 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,520 And he cooked him his car. And they had a day that did he 1357 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,800 alive between them. They're still alive today. 1358 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,160 Well, I don't know what happened here, man. 1359 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,800 I don't know. Wait, what? 1360 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,400 Where are you in your life when that's a good idea? 1361 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,560 I think we'll move away. From this like where, where, 1362 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,120 Where do you go? What are you doing today? 1363 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,120 Yeah, yeah, I'm bored. Yeah. 1364 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,600 Hear me out on this one. It is. 1365 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,200 No, I like. So Berlin. 1366 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,520 What do you go and see in Berlin, by the way? 1367 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,800 Carmalism desire him. Him. 1368 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,280 Yeah. This is what I'm saying. 1369 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,320 This is how are you going? Nice to me last night. 1370 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,280 I am. In Berlin I went to the did you 1371 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,920 go to the spy museum? And there was a spy museum and 1372 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,160 there was a Museum of East Germany, which was brilliant. 1373 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,880 All I did was really good. I didn't have enough time to go 1374 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,760 to actual museums and things, so I put in a podcast. 1375 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,960 But the history of Berlin, hopped on a wee Lime scooter and 1376 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,960 then popped around all the way places they were talking about, 1377 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,960 which was great. So they're like my own sort of 1378 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,200 guided tour that's good. I had. 1379 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,760 I went to the McDonald's Checkpoint Charlie. 1380 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,640 It's one of the best McDonald's I've ever been to in my life. 1381 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,960 Surely they're all the same and they're not. 1382 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,200 You go to, you think that, then you go to this one. 1383 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,600 Unbelievable. What was so brilliant? 1384 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,080 The big win. I'm sitting in a big window at 1385 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,160 the front that's clean. It's a nice store. 1386 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,040 I just got chips and you're just sit at the window and just look 1387 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,000 at Checkpoint Charlie and just eating chips. 1388 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,080 That's where like, you know, communism and capitalism meet. 1389 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:29,000 Like I walk past the one last night I was a Primark and it was 1390 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,840 bombed and cops all over the place and it's a bit sort of 1391 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,480 Checkpoint Charlie there isn't. It yeah, it has like full 1392 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,800 vouchers at McDonald's. I'll be No, I wouldn't. 1393 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,120 It's a sad state of affairs when you live in a place where 1394 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,520 takeaway food needs security. Yeah, like that's a sad. 1395 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,040 Hold on the Central and O'Connell St. 1396 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,040 In Donald. Yes, has full time security. 1397 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,280 Daytime. Yeah, yeah. 1398 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,080 Yes. I don't understand how people 1399 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,400 aren't able to go just function daily and get get through their 1400 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,440 lives. Yeah, like it's, it's people 1401 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,360 have a tough, it's tough for people like, but what? 1402 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,120 Are you doing join us on Queue Radio? 1403 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,760 Happy Christmas. It's just like this tough goal. 1404 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:13,360 Like what are you doing today? If shot like hope everyone gets 1405 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,680 on you know? Andrew, our. 1406 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,440 Is your. Is your tour new? 1407 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,320 Your tour isn't done. You're. 1408 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,600 No matter break. And when you started? 1409 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,240 I start again in Alma in the middle of January and I've got 1410 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,520 Alma Opera House in Belfast. Two nights in Strabane, first 1411 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,160 night solo at the Alley, second one is nearly doing really well 1412 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,160 and then I'm back over to England, Leicester Square 1413 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:38,560 Theatre, Brighton, Guildford, Liverpool, Manchester, another 1414 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,680 one in Glasgow and in Leeds. So Andrew and comedy.com 1415 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:46,840 finishes on the 2nd of March and then I am not performing for six 1416 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,480 months. You told me Leeds is great, 1417 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,520 great city. Leeds is a great city. 1418 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,560 Leeds is a lovely city. Leeds and England. 1419 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,920 Yorkshire. You highly recommend York for me 1420 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,840 to York, yeah, no Yorkshire. York. 1421 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,440 Oh, reminds me of Ghent in Belgium. 1422 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,800 Lovely little cutie. Yeah, yeah. 1423 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,680 Cute and it's all New York. Roman is always kind of built 1424 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,080 in. It's it's York and Ghent are two 1425 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,080 great places. Do you collect? 1426 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,440 Those wee cottages, you know those. 1427 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,840 He seemed like a man that would like those wee things little. 1428 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,880 Souvenir. Yeah, little, little. 1429 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,440 Trinkets. Cottages. 1430 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,040 No ceramic things. No, I just like thinking about 1431 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,120 it and stuff. Yeah. 1432 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:27,720 OK. You're neuters about to start. 1433 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,680 You tour, Yeah, it's Murphy Buku. 1434 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:34,080 No French in it and just like a pun. 1435 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:37,400 And it starts 24th of January in Bulamina. 1436 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:44,600 And then Strabane not sold out. And where am I then? 1437 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,200 Everywhere. Yeah, yeah, Portaferry 1438 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,560 everywhere. And weird places like Livid 1439 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,000 Valley. We'll put links to. 1440 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,640 Dot colinmurphy.com. Parley, Parley Frosty. 1441 01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:00,920 Parley Frosty. We call that in test. 1442 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:07,320 Party No. We come see comes in Petit no. 1443 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,720 Jeep Jeep Petit Petit Francais. Just be baguette. 1444 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:14,880 Yeah. Jumbo. 1445 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,520 I. Am sure. 1446 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,880 Can I ask you, are you finished now? 1447 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,400 Are you done? Derry was Derry last night. 1448 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,240 Best shorter? Lenny, man. 1449 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,720 Bear sure the tour and I don't know whether it was for this 1450 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:29,280 reason move the back in our forward now. 1451 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,640 Can I just say something? Can I just say something? 1452 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,680 And I think you'll agree with me and I think, I hope you will 1453 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,920 agree with me. My next tour 6:00 Do as many 1454 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,600 shows as I can at six. Even weekdays. 1455 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,880 Thursday night 7:00 start. Get him out by 9. 1456 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,160 I think the punters would like them, yeah. 1457 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:53,360 The best shows I've done on my tour 4:30 in the stands, you 1458 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:57,920 know going on go on around weekends, go on around 5 eh OK 1459 01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,440 Thursday nights go on around 7:00. 1460 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,960 I am telling you know that is the future and people can finish 1461 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,320 at 8:00 and this. Is the club night that happens 1462 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:12,320 now in in the Telegraph and it starts at. 6 and finishes in 1463 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,120 nine. Yeah. 1464 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,920 Oh, is this you over 36? Like. 5 or something that goes 1465 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,280 on until nine, yeah. I'm telling the future, it's the 1466 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:19,640 future. I think I'm going to do that, 1467 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,080 yeah. I'm going to become the six 1468 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:24,800 o'clock 7:00 comedian that's I'm going to people going after. 1469 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,000 It Yeah. Oh, I have a full night. 1470 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,800 Or you or you've been early morning. 1471 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,160 Or you're not waking up hungover and it's so much better than 1472 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,240 coming out and also as well as you're getting them. 1473 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:37,400 Hopefully when they get to the gig, you're their first drink. 1474 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,200 Yeah. And they're not coming to the 1475 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,360 gig with four or five pints in them. 1476 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:44,880 But I got to say, I kept saying or not saying on this tour I was 1477 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,000 like, I don't believe in. I was like, I don't want to jinx 1478 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:51,240 it, but every audience has been brilliant and so well behaved 1479 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:56,000 and great for the support act And then and I kept going, this 1480 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,320 will be the one where it goes wrong. 1481 01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,800 Then Derry, last night, I'm going, you know, people probably 1482 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,480 finished work maybe that day for Christmas. 1483 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,120 So, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is their Christmas 1484 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,840 night out. Unbelievable. 1485 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,560 Must say you're audience SSE were Yeah, what do you know, 1486 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,320 experience really. Do you? 1487 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:17,640 Know what I feel like the they go and see comedy a lot and they 1488 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:22,120 know that they just, they go and they they're like, we'll relax 1489 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,399 and just watch the show. Because I've been to a couple of 1490 01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:30,640 gigs that already like gigs in massive rooms and but the other 1491 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,040 ones have been to have been hecklers. 1492 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,840 Yeah, yeah. And you're thinking, what is the 1493 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,399 point of heckling in an 8000 seater? 1494 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:36,520 You know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah. 1495 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,880 And you've just been an arse. And so I was expecting that and 1496 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,720 then went out and. No, I knew they were. 1497 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,479 Lovely. Yep. 1498 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,160 Yep. No saying you you couldn't get a 1499 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,920 better crowd to stuff or at that. 1500 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,960 Man, it was an absolute wonderful experience. 1501 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,760 Delighted I've done. A highlight of my year really. 1502 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,439 It was. It was, it was. 1503 01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:58,479 So only now am I really thinking about it. 1504 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,920 I did that and then the very next night, so it wasn't very 1505 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:05,880 next night was the American bar, 4040 people. 1506 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,279 Yet we're probably packed. My dad was a boat. 1507 01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:12,520 He was, he was. I told him to, you know, 1508 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,680 everyone to come along, let me know, and he didn't. 1509 01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:17,399 I know he pays him. I went to, I went throughout to 1510 01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:19,080 Shane's dad's house. Oh, did you? 1511 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,680 Yeah. You got a tour. 1512 01:09:21,319 --> 01:09:23,160 He wanted to collect my inhaler before he. 1513 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,960 Went on his inhaler for the boy he forgets. 1514 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,160 Andrew lives around the corner. There's. 1515 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,040 A lot of things. But yeah, she went into the 1516 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,880 house and. And then he went, can I show you 1517 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,080 around? And I went, all right. 1518 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,560 And then he, you know, his kitchen, right? 1519 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,680 20 years old. He's never turned on the 1520 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,359 dishwasher. Is that his TV's from 2002? 1521 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,720 This is all information I collected I didn't need. 1522 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,160 This he watches by hand. Old school, Yeah. 1523 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,319 Lovely house as well. Very nice house. 1524 01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:52,760 Please move in just for the material for the me and Dennis. 1525 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:58,520 Yeah, we'll put both links for the tours in in the description 1526 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:03,840 to me live at the SSC on in May. What date down guess? 1527 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,520 I'd guess the 23rd correct 20 we. 1528 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,680 Gave away tickets this morning and for that on the radio. 1529 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,840 Did you? We gave away 2 tickets this 1530 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,160 morning we got. We didn't sign this off. 1531 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,440 Whoa. At the PR guy we gave away 2 1532 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:18,200 tickets to SSC. We had hundreds of entries for 1533 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,640 it and we gave away 2 tickets and we gave A2 plugs this 1534 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,560 morning on the radio station that you don't listen to. 1535 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:27,680 I would have come on. Now you're in all the time, but 1536 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,400 you know what I mean. I can do it for you as well. 1537 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,160 Yeah, it could be busy like. Closer to timeline. 1538 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,280 Thank you very much. Cheers. 1539 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:34,960 Happy New Year.