1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime Big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,880 massager squeal. Save big on Prime Big Deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:24,790 October 8th and 9th zippers. Welcome to this episode of the 5 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:27,590 Tea With Me podcast with me, she and Todd. 6 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:33,640 We stopped doing that. We then I'm starting again. 7 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,560 Don't keep it in separate. Welcome to this episode of the 8 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,120 Tea with Me podcast with me, she, and Todd. 9 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:48,720 Before we get into the episode, let me plug a few things #1 the 10 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:53,360 patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me podcast we have down. 11 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,080 Would it be fair to say we have an array of Patreon exclusive 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,200 events on the horizon? Well, at least two. 13 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:05,040 Yeah, Yeah. That is, 1 is just red. 14 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:11,040 It's a red chart, but we can see these rights because they're 15 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,520 coming, they're on the horizon, We're announcing them soon. 16 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,040 They're for Patreon only and they're very cool things. 17 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:21,120 So Pedro on the com slash TV Me podcast, there's a million more 18 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,960 things on there. Not literally in any way. 19 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:30,320 We're doing tea with me live in London on the 26th, 26th, 26th 20 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:35,640 of May in Islington Town Assembly in Islington Assembly 21 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:40,760 Hall Hall in Islington Town Assembly Hall, London. 22 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,000 So you. Dress yourself today. 23 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:51,920 Now the Butler did it aren't so come and check that joy we're 24 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:56,400 take a turn move. Take a turn finally. 25 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,320 Oh, finally. Oh my God. 26 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,960 Thank God you're getting so far ahead of yourself. 27 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,920 Hey. It'll sell it, but it's just, 28 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,039 it's just people don't really. I think people don't. 29 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,480 Know it's London on the by on the day. 30 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:17,240 The by on the day it'll I've got faith and it'll go before we 31 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,920 start anything we sponsor my manscape Manscape. 32 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,000 They've been sponsoring this podcast into your dot down. 33 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,840 What what is the what's the new thing that's coming? 34 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:30,120 Weed whacker 2.0 the weed whacker 2.0 these guys, you 35 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,200 think you've worked manscaped out, you think you get used to 36 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,920 the products. You go, I've got the weed Walker 37 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,080 and then they go this weed Walker 2.0. 38 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,560 What's next? Probably the three, probably 3 39 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,160 point. Oh yeah, probably or 2.5. 40 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,760 They don't. They don't go import Desmos. 41 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,600 They don't do that. Why have it? 42 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,680 Why does it call the weed worker 2? 43 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,560 Because the 2.0 manscape a big fan because that's my podcast. 44 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,240 But. It sounds better 2.0 it's like. 45 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,440 But 2.5 sounds better than 2.0. No it doesn't. 46 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,360 You sure? Yeah, 2.5. 47 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,480 Don't just say 2 1/2. Well then just say two of them, 48 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,160 huh? Just say 2. 49 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,520 But it's 2.0. But why not talk away? 50 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,040 Because it does finish. Everything. 51 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:18,120 One other one other. .0 point OHS are there like you know I 52 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,200 think it's only. Hard 4.0 the result? 53 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,120 Exactly. Yeah. 54 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,080 And that's cool. That's like. 55 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,120 But it wasn't as good a Die Hard. 56 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:24,960 Movie. I knew it. 57 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,840 Was as good as like Die Hard too. 58 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,680 Yeah, yeah. But that's nothing to do with 59 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,600 the decimals. Why? 60 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,640 Why did they call it the weed wacker 2 Weed wacker? 61 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,320 Check out manscape dot colonies. You know by now they've got 62 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 everything. They've got the perfect 63 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,480 performance package that do Cologne, that do deodorant. 64 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,480 We have it in the in the tea with me tars bathroom, which is 65 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,480 quite natural a little, but I hope that we basket in there. 66 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,680 There's a basket, Georgia, Georgia, and there's also 67 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,240 there's feminine products. And there's a fair products. 68 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,040 I did notice all the seven products. 69 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,240 I didn't use any dealer this morning so I stopped to under my 70 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,080 arm just to soak up the the juices. 71 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:12,160 Use them for cooking later. A Bartlett roast. 72 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,440 Statement for the flight to Australia's We. 73 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:20,120 I ask. So yeah, used to go tears me for 74 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,600 20% off and free ship. And thanks to Manscape for 75 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,000 sponsoring the podcast. My guest is a guy wearing a 76 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,760 similar top. To me, I feel like we have 77 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,320 dressed it like a before and after. 78 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,280 I'm the after, right? But it's when somebody's life 79 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,240 fell apart. It's one of those 80 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,600 transformations where you go that cunt, right? 81 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,240 Like you like it could be like before you're in the departure 82 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,840 lounge going to Turkey and I just landed on the way it's. 83 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,320 Jordan, it's like John, Captain American to put the dude into 84 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,840 the machine, and then he comes out as Captain America. 85 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 You've never seen Captain America? 86 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,200 You'd love it. Think so. 87 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:54,760 Yeah. Oh, man. 88 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,160 He's the original American hero, just like you. 89 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:02,000 Do you remember all those Afghans you killed? 90 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:12,280 Rugs, I mean. Do you do this thing where out 91 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,600 like be outright, be honest, I'm not listening here you go see 92 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,360 like a superhero movie or something like that. 93 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:18,960 Kick bends the way home. Yeah. 94 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,440 And you walk, I think like I could be like that, but that I 95 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,440 thought at some point that might wear off, but I still get that a 96 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:29,240 bit like you go see something like the the equaliser or 97 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,240 something like that. Yeah. 98 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,320 You walk outgoing. Someone test me. 99 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,600 When I went and saw I've like when we were doing the boxing, 100 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,840 remember we boxed, I would. Watch. 101 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,160 I would watch Creed 2 before we went to the gym in the morning. 102 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,000 Like I'd be go to the gym at go to the gym at six and wake up at 103 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,680 5. Fast forward to the fight we all 104 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,760 have already. We surely go figure then vomit. 105 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,760 Create 2.0 yeah. Not 2.5 whether. 106 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,720 Now the box man. Oh, you're you want to know? 107 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,200 I want to know 1.0. How's your what? 108 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,000 What's in your vape? Eh, poison, right? 109 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,720 Blue Raz Lemonade. Right, you like it. 110 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,760 It is tasting. Is your nicotine in that? 111 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,720 I think so, right? I don't. 112 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,200 I just like stocking on them. Yeah, so I heard someone say 113 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,640 that they were might be it's just a sucky and it might have 114 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,640 been livery. Someone said that maybe it's 115 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,360 just a sucky, not a comedian, someone the. 116 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,400 Words like a like a dummy. Well, yeah, they're basically 117 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,080 being like there's not, it's just someone for me to replace 118 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:35,080 the feeling of sucking tech of cigarettes. 119 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,600 That makes sense. Yeah, I have a cousin who quit 120 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,280 smoking by, and it sounds weird. He's bought. 121 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:44,760 Yeah, we bought 10 fags and then cut bets off each one of them. 122 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,640 And over the course of the night, he would suck on it, but 123 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,360 he wouldn't let it. At the end of the night, he 124 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,000 would take the butt and, like, stop the butt. 125 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,920 And that was his mental way of like not not smoking. 126 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,240 It worked. Like he said, I gotta look. 127 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,440 Oh, it's not just like, like I was like, just don't. 128 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,440 Just don't do that. Just do this. 129 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,040 Just the man. Just. 130 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:08,440 Got a pan? I definitely that that movie 131 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,080 thing I still get a bit like not as much. 132 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,800 Like you're not running, doing the moves. 133 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,240 Oh yeah, yeah. There's been a few times I've 134 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,960 left a superhero movie thinking I wonder, could I just run over 135 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,920 that moving car to like up the bonnet? 136 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,400 You could try it though. But at a certain speed you could 137 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:29,880 do that, surely. Do you think you struggle to get 138 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,960 just that initial? Yeah, on the bomb without. 139 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,840 Fate. Like I'm a heavy unit as well, 140 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,600 So what? About I go mini my dad lifted at 141 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,160 the back of a car up once. That sounds like a complete lie. 142 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,760 That's. A fucking power McDonald's me 143 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,960 and the Laden made as fucking bench press. 144 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:53,960 The fucking mini fucking 5 calls called brand right we're in this 145 00:07:53,960 --> 00:08:04,680 fucking there's 12 is not many fuck option I said could be done 146 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,200 with the with the original mini the right enough. 147 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,120 This, it wasn't a Mini, but it was like a old car from like the 148 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:15,560 70s or something like a classic car and had a thin the the back 149 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,960 of it went thin and my dad got my Uncle Maggie to put it in 150 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,480 reverse. I might have lifted it and then 151 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,720 told him to accelerate. So if he had a drop that at any 152 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,360 point it would have just flattened him, but he lifted the 153 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,560 back of it up. And like my my granddad was a 154 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,240 mechanic and there's sorry. My dad was. 155 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,080 All right. Probably knew each other. 156 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:41,039 Different sense of track. My grandma's always fucked, but 157 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,679 he it was a triumph. Something was like a card like 158 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:45,520 back in the fucking 70s. That number bike. 159 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,080 The motorbike as well, but he he put one up on its side effects 160 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,680 it. So you put like literally just 161 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,200 fucking tap on their side and fix them the garden house. 162 00:08:53,800 --> 00:09:00,400 I remember we all moved a car and a metro to play football. 163 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,480 You don't want to play. There was a hedge. 164 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,720 We particularly like playing up. Shouldn't that's in? 165 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:10,080 Like shouldn't that's in? I sound like who's hung over? 166 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,960 I sound like an alien. You sound like how I feel. 167 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,120 Oh, you, you. Yeah, You sent. 168 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,440 Can I say? But can I tell the message you 169 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,720 sent me, doesn't it? Yeah, I think I read it. 170 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,440 That's not that's not bad. It's not Mickey text me last 171 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:27,400 night at 7 minutes past 12 beyond mental thinking I would 172 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,280 see this. I'm going to sleep for five 173 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,520 hours at this point. I'm wearing my We sleep at. 174 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:39,320 In your chamber. What do you call that 175 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:44,760 adrenochrome stuff in a sensory? Cup. 176 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,000 This is made from the adrenaline. 177 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:56,520 Hated, Hated. That's why I couldn't be in like 178 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,240 the Illuminati. You know that offer like goats 179 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,360 blood members, Can you warn me? Can I have a look? 180 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,200 At that Maggie text me at 7 minutes past 12 last night. 181 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,720 Man, can you get someone else for the morning? 182 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:14,800 I went for a beer with my dad. We're going heart to hearts and 183 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,960 it won't. Then soberly ignore the last 184 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:23,120 bit. 12 minutes later, I'll I'll neither I'll an either. 185 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,680 What happened I went out for a beer with dad and my mate the 186 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:29,160 Burr Jordan on like right it's my dad left me Burr like fuck 187 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,040 about the flat back to the bar cave. 188 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,240 I sort of make an old fashions. With the bear. 189 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,720 With the bear right and I'm making I make a mean old 190 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,200 fashioned right. You drink, it goes, you're a 191 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:43,600 cunt. It's bad manners up and then 192 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,640 there was a point where so me and him one shook it up. 193 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,440 Are you going? There's your fashioned? 194 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,680 Just the boys having coffee. They always have cocktails. 195 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,440 In the house and then I was like I was making my cell phone and I 196 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,880 went I put whiskey in that probably not put whiskey on it, 197 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,440 shake it up and basically give us a glass of fucking whiskey. 198 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,680 Were an orange zest and I wasn't paying attention. 199 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:07,520 Took a massive gulp and went fuck and immediately went right 200 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,080 now. So that's what it was, texting 201 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,080 like I'm ever thinking I'm never going to be up in time. 202 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,920 Then looked at my watch and went, oh, it's only midnight 203 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,720 Robbie Ground. I'll tell you I'm not. 204 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,280 You're not ground. They set the scene when you and 205 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:25,480 the bear are having cocktail old fashions in the flat. 206 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,920 What's on? What is a 65 inch on? 207 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,160 Normal, we're just, we're just shouting, Alexa, play this one 208 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,840 and then someone goes, I have a better one, Alexa, play that 209 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,480 one. What does it? 210 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,600 Start What do you start asking her to play? 211 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,600 What do you end with? Their player does it go like 212 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:38,960 here? It'll. 213 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,400 Usually start with like you want some easy listening. 214 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:42,680 Right. Do you know what I mean? 215 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,040 James Morrison? Yeah. 216 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,760 That's that's sort of that sort of vibe. 217 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,880 Then you ramp it up we but look Combs and then you start falling 218 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,240 in love. We but you ask turn it off and 219 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,040 you're like an accent stick on the fuck of all tones to fuck. 220 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,160 We're just go looking for a product on the flat right. 221 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,840 There aren't any in the because I won't have them in the flat. 222 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,800 Won't have them. No, can't really remember. 223 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,640 It's just a typical like you get new you have you're drunk. 224 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,400 If you halfway through a song when you go on board of this, no 225 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,520 one listen something else. Is look as he had original your 226 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,000 hangover thing. Yeah, on this on the sheets. 227 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400 Look, Ferrari. Sheets. 228 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,880 Ferrari sheets because. Kind of an international 229 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:28,240 Playboy. Light age I I bought a jacket 230 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,840 from Hollister the other day right OK, I don't immediately 231 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,680 want me I'm. Just checking, I'll see if it's 232 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,880 2009. I was like, because I figured 233 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,080 I'm going to Melbourne on Sunday. 234 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,840 I figured Melbourne was a bit shit because into the winter 235 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,680 it's usually quite rainy. I was like, I need a jacket that 236 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:46,000 can wear that's like stylish yet you know what I'm thinking. 237 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,920 Leather channel. Yeah, taking a leather right and 238 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,760 try it on Hollister, £120 down to £38. 239 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,840 Sure you lose money not buying it. 240 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,400 I was like, when we get out of here, pet, because we're Robin 241 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,520 Hollister blind. Now, do they still do the from 242 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,200 when I worked there, we've talked about it before. 243 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,000 Do they still greet you with the What's up dude? 244 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,320 Welcome to then. You fucking greet me. 245 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,520 The the, the very much looked at me as if this can't spend 246 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,000 nothing and we will not let him buy anything, they thought. 247 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,480 You were there to do a fit out. Yeah. 248 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,480 And then I put the jacket on and I went. 249 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,840 That's unbelievable. Yeah. 250 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,360 Got it home right on a game. Black leather, black, shiny. 251 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,960 It might be plastic. I'm not sure. 252 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,040 It could be pleather. It could be pleather and it 253 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,520 looked like a presented TV show called Top Gear. 254 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:29,480 But it's all about ketamine. This is Top Gear. 255 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,040 You're doing Top Gear, but it's it's like E scooters, yeah. 256 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,920 I look like, yeah, this is the best ketamine in the world. 257 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,440 I look like a presented TV show with Philip Scofield's brother. 258 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,560 That's yeah, it's it's a bit Nancy. 259 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,720 Nancy. No, Nancy. 260 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,040 All right, Nancy Drew? No. 261 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,760 Nancy Cartwright does the Bart Simpson, No. 262 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,360 So I found out to Michael, so you were the Australian Sunday I 263 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,960 and I go slightly after, but I see you there in Melbourne. 264 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:02,440 I found out to my horror that Mel I put all my eggs in the 265 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,560 Melbourne basket. I said take my days off, put 266 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,040 them all in Melbourne. I want to stay in Melbourne as 267 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,800 long as possible because I'll get time to actually see the 268 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,560 police, explore, delay the travel. 269 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,560 Then I heard Melbourne is going to be below 20°. 270 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,600 Yeah, it might rain a wee bit. It rains. 271 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,760 It rains every demo. It's like Four Seasons, one day. 272 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,320 That's broken my heart. I hate that I was I was kind of 273 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,720 me and you going to the beach. We're like running down to the 274 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,280 like slapping each other with. Tiles throwing stones and off 275 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,280 montage yeah yeah, yeah. Instead now I'll be inside most 276 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,000 of them. My first show the day after land 277 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,440 as well as well. It's not we don't fuck all. 278 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,000 I'll be like. And what? 279 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,360 What, When I get there after you've been there for a few 280 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,960 days, what are we? What? 281 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,360 What time does Mickey Bartlett rise in Melbourne? 282 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,640 See, it depends, because this will be the first time I've gone 283 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,320 out there and not been on the road shelters where I'll be 284 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,920 sleeping in a van. Yeah. 285 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,080 So the jacket. So I don't know. 286 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,880 So you'll have time that what do you mean you'll have time to 287 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,920 actually see Melbourne and yeah. But I'll be fucking knackered. 288 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,000 I like a jet lag. If I if I don't beat the jet lag 289 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,760 on the first day, I'll be like a grumpy bitch, right? 290 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,160 I'll lie in bed until I have to go to your show and then I'll go 291 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,360 straight back to bed. Serious. 292 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,000 Yeah, you won't go out and see Melbourne. 293 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,800 No, I'm going to blocked and then I'll I'll be really. 294 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,160 I'm so tired. So where do you you've been in 295 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,520 Melbourne, Where do you, if we're both on shows and I say 296 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,320 Mike, I fancy a drink, where do you take me? 297 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,720 I don't know because I've only done Melbourne once. 298 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720 I was only there for three days with me, right? 299 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,280 I went out one that with Kyle Legacy. 300 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:39,160 We went to a bar that stayed open pretty live, right? 301 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,600 But I really don't know. So it's an adventure for me as 302 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,840 well. Who? 303 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,120 What other boys can we hang out with and play with, do you 304 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,760 think? Do we stick to your own company? 305 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,800 No, there's some really good content. 306 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,520 Like look, Haggy is a good one. I think he's going to show 1 307 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,760 after me. Look, Hackney Haggy, right? 308 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,560 Look Haggy sounds like guy from work from like. 309 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,080 He looks like guy from then you hear him speaking. 310 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,680 You've got that real sexy Australian accent, right? 311 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,400 He's very sexy man. Troy Hawks out there as well. 312 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,280 Yep. I think he's run at the same 313 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,320 time as us. Yep, not the same one that 314 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,480 because a guy comedian called Connor Burns from Scotland, 315 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,880 right, OK, so I'm staying with him. 316 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,280 I think Kay hope he's out there as well. 317 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,840 OK, so it'll be good like because it's the festival. 318 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,240 So we look to comics out there. Will you come to be to me dead 319 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,720 serious? Yeah, I'll keep my shirt on 320 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,920 them, OK? I'm not, I'm not keep my shorts 321 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,080 on either. Oh no, not work shorts just be 322 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,120 verka socks. I can't Alice. 323 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,080 I can't wait, like I'm really looking forward to it, but it's 324 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,360 crept up a wee bit. It's yeah, I think like I'm 325 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,120 worried about the flight this time because I think I probably 326 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,040 said this last time I was on, but usually if I go out once a 327 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,760 year, a year's enough time to forget how shit the flight is, 328 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,200 right? Six months isn't. 329 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,520 So because I was out in October, all I'm thinking is this fucking 330 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,560 the second flights gonna be a pain in the. 331 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,760 Ass I think I'm going. I have a plan if I'm going to be 332 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,560 jet lag right? Hear me out. 333 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,680 My layover in Dubai 3 hours. There's a gym in the airport in 334 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,560 Dubai. Don't. 335 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:10,319 Do it make myself all Cardinal stirmaster? 336 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,160 Do what I do. By the way. 4 Whiskeys, 2 Cokes 337 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:19,680 Bosh Bosh Bosh but. You were like, that was really 338 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,560 weird. I was like, I might go to the 339 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,000 gym. This is the smoke and the 340 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,920 Ferrari glasses. No way, man. 341 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,680 Don't do it. Don't do it, man. 342 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:28,760 You wait. Ready. 343 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,360 You man they. All think that go to gym the boy 344 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,920 lay over workout now. Do you know what name is? 345 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:40,160 This means it's Arabic for fuck up. 346 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,920 So your advice is just drink? You'll be too tired. 347 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,080 See, but I'm like, so Dubai is what, 7 hours? 348 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,160 Yeah. But how do you get off that 349 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,240 flight getting through security? 3 hours isn't that long to be in 350 00:17:52,240 --> 00:18:00,160 the airport like it'll fly in. So I, I reckon, I reckon that do 351 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,120 anything that isn't just going straight to the fucking gate and 352 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,480 being sad. But you'll, I'll be sitting on 353 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,040 the plane. So I need to do, I need to walk 354 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,920 and stretch and let the get the blood flown. 355 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,680 And I'm going to get as much sunlight my first day in 356 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,560 Melbourne as I can. And I'm going to drink loads of 357 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,440 water and I'm just going to be jet lag. 358 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,120 Jet lag's a state of mind, I think. 359 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,320 It's not. It's physical exhaustion. 360 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,960 It's literally. But I've been really. 361 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,640 Ahead and you've lost the day. I'm reading about all these 362 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,480 motivating guys, you know, and I'm like, what do? 363 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,720 You call that motivating guy from here? 364 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,800 He's like real big culture dude and he's like, you play 365 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,120 PlayStation, stupid cunt. And you're like, I do not feel 366 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,160 motivated. Mark McCartney. 367 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,720 He's amazing. He's like, what do you call the 368 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,400 guy that? I know you're. 369 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,840 Talking about he's like fuck fuck up cunt. 370 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,240 I'm like, you're not going to meet me at all. 371 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,840 You're always doing the thing he's telling you not. 372 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,960 To do you have a shape your phone? 373 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,400 He just comes under the cubicle door like a mechanic. 374 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,320 You didn't love the bath? Fucking luxuriant, isn't it? 375 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,320 Isn't it mental that you especially like as comics, as 376 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:13,960 performers, people who talk you you as if right now we went. 377 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:19,000 People who talk, isn't it amazing? 378 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,320 Like people who talk you? Oh no. 379 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,800 I'm jet lagged already. What do you say, Skip? 380 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,960 People who do talkings right? Stephen talking to this biggies, 381 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,280 right? You if we decided today to 382 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,600 become motivational speakers. Nobody believes. 383 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,680 Course, you could become huge doing this because, you know, 384 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,760 I'd like look their camera and speak. 385 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,400 You can write. So you could do it as I'm just 386 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,360 doing this for a laugh. But people would properly get, 387 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,240 yeah, that's what all these people are like. 388 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,040 There are times to see those motivational speakers and I'm 389 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:01,600 like, are you doing a bit? But I think those people have 390 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,040 convinced themselves they're not that they think that that's them 391 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,920 because. I spoke to people who have met 392 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,320 people like that, like motivate local motivational speakers and 393 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,080 that kind of thing. And they're going, there's 394 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,840 surely going to be a moment where they go here, fuck this in 395 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,640 between doing it. But they're like, Nah, they, I 396 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,520 think you just, you motivate yourself that much in a way that 397 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,840 you just get to this level where you're like, Nah, Nah, Nah, this 398 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,440 is me. A. 100% of the time I think the 399 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,520 bath might be the only place you lose it all. 400 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,160 Nobody can be motivated. You know, you just haven't. 401 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,520 Seen stuff floating about. Yeah, yeah. 402 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,520 New Willy Bob's in the bathroom. Yeah. 403 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,080 I always. Probably never let somebody 404 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,440 touch that I. I always try and get the bath 405 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,480 water to a level where it covers the Willy. 406 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,200 I don't like the. Willy, I like just leave the the 407 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,000 force. I don't like like a Paris. 408 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,240 Like a wee sad boy like. A wee submarine and I'll turn it 409 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,600 around looking for stuff. Little Russian guys in it. 410 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,400 Yeah, I, I, I know. I like it being covered in the 411 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,440 bath. I don't, I don't like it. 412 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,680 I don't like it. Bob and up. 413 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,160 No, I it's from the face start doing this and like, do you 414 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,560 ever, do you ever like because my bath is like a wee fucking. 415 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,120 I don't know what it is, the wee silver thing at the bottom of 416 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,080 the bath so you can sort of see your reflection. 417 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,240 It's not cool. Like Oh yeah, watch your 418 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,040 testicles do this weird fucking like. 419 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,040 What is that thing? I have no idea. 420 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,840 We circle, we circle below the tops. 421 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,480 What's it for? I don't know. 422 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,160 It's not a mirror like no, no, no, no. 423 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,680 No, no, this one, he's. Talking about a fixed silver bit 424 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,640 of reflective yes. Not a mirror, it's a circle. 425 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,000 No, there's no. No there's not. 426 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,840 There might be. No, I think you're on. 427 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,120 Something you're right there, isn't there. 428 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,520 Fuck is. This. 429 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,400 Is what they're not talking about. 430 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,440 What is that we thing in the bath that we circle? 431 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,640 That's where Alexa looks at you, yes. 432 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,760 How are you a bath guy? Straight music Bath guy. 433 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,200 Not as much as you used to, but I do enjoy bath. 434 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,560 Yeah. What would have realised in my 435 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,200 30s is the amount of time I spend like I'll be there in our. 436 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,880 In the bath. Just in the bath. 437 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,120 All wrinkly and. All wrinkly and all my hands 438 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,880 completely drags my phone. Right. 439 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,480 And then I have a shower after like. 440 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,080 Oh yeah, I can't understand people who sharp before they go 441 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,400 to bed at night. As in. 442 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,360 I've done that. It is fucking great, yeah, but 443 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,720 they're all these. People show up there in the 444 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,800 morning too. I they aren't too much bathroom 445 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,480 you keep your voice. Exactly, I always say. 446 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:34,000 That yeah, 100%. Any gigs out of the ordinary 447 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 recently or any travelling you were in England couple? 448 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,640 Yeah, it was already dead hot water and there was in frog and 449 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,880 bucket for a couple of days. Now what do you get up to in 450 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,800 Liverpool? Manchester. 451 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,400 Fuck all right, nothing. Or to the gym. 452 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,560 Went to the gym. So again, Manchester gym, 453 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:51,000 working out, trainers, tank top. All right, forgivable jeans. 454 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,600 Odd. Mood, like, what are you 455 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,560 training for? Yeah. 456 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,480 And all, all I can think is I've never abducted an added child. 457 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,440 But if it was going to do it, I reckon would wear jeans in the 458 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,080 gym. Do you know what I mean? 459 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,800 That's that's a red flag. That's a rare flag. 460 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,480 Oh yeah. Yeah. 461 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,480 Like what? What kind of a cycle does that? 462 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,040 And do should you say you're going to be in Liverpool for 463 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:17,040 three days, will you just leave the hotel? 464 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,920 The 8:00, that's it. Will you go for a down there? 465 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,840 Will. You go down, I guess of I'll 466 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,240 usually I'll find a Pure Gym and go right. 467 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,000 I'm going to go to a Pure Gym at some point and then I'll spend a 468 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,800 day going right. Just fucking book the pure gym 469 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,000 so you have to go. I like the idea of a pure gym 470 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,840 monitor, but I can't do the pot. The way to get the doors to get 471 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,640 you in, Yeah. Do what always battles me, a 472 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,600 pure. I think I'm going to die in 473 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,880 those doors. There's always somebody in a 474 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,320 pure gym who's fucking jacked and I go, how did you get like 475 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,720 that in this gym? Because there's nothing in it 476 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,480 and it's always too busy. I'm like, how the fuck have you 477 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,200 got to that size? Surely it's not coming in here. 478 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,720 You must do what I mean. But yeah, they're all people in 479 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,840 pure gyms, Yeah, because it is just people go any time of day. 480 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,680 But I, the first time I went to was in Glasgow and I tried to 481 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,680 walk in the door and then I got stuck, yeah, in the pod thing. 482 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,440 And I was like, I'm going to, this is the end of me. 483 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,440 Yeah. I'd very quickly just like fall 484 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,560 to the ground and just accept. That I wish I was strong enough 485 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,560 to get this door, but I'm not because I'm in there yet. 486 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,440 Hot water is so good, Liverpool's. 487 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,760 So what I loved the most about hot water was the staff. 488 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,760 Or so on top of anybody that starts talking or heckling or 489 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,560 fucking. Yeah, Texas, they're straight 490 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,080 over, like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. 491 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,160 Which is very rare to see in comic clubs these days. 492 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,480 So I had a great time. We on tour. 493 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,600 No, just doing spots. Well I did. 494 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,600 I was doing a sort of tour show in Manchester in the Sunday and 495 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,360 then I was doing the frog and bucket Friday, Saturday as well. 496 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,440 So just booked hot water because it's going to be over anyway. 497 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,400 Did we fucking 20? We we were like ships in the 498 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,280 night in Yuri last week. Yeah. 499 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,720 Last weekend, because I arrived just for, I went on stage. 500 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,600 You were doing we poo? Yep. 501 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,920 So I you weren't in the green room and then when I went down 502 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,040 to the side of stage I was going on anyway and then I was leaving 503 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,800 after my set. That was lovely, that gig. 504 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,520 That gig was fantastic, so I had a fucking ball it up. 505 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,800 That's one ego, I don't know, kind of football club, social 506 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,400 club. As you go either way, I sort of. 507 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,440 Thing could go either way because that's where when people 508 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,640 are too comfy in the vet. As in, like some people maybe go 509 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,200 there every every Saturday night for it's like going into their 510 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,640 house. Yeah, I always, you know what I 511 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,400 mean. I've got a thing where, like if 512 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,640 you, if you're doing comedy in a bar that people drinking all the 513 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,080 time, it's always a nightmare. Yes, because that and even 514 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,400 though they're enjoying themselves and even though it's 515 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,240 not that big a deal when you do a joke and everybody in the room 516 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,040 knows somebody that relates to and they all start fucking elbow 517 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,360 in the cunt and you're standing there going, listen guys, I'm 518 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,960 glad you're enjoying yourself, but you're really messed up my 519 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,440 time. And yeah, there's another joke 520 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,880 coming. Yeah, you just please stop 521 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,480 having a nice time when I do my art. 522 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:45,120 It was, it was, it was class. I love that it was just me and 523 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,520 you wasn't. Yeah. 524 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,640 Yeah, it was really good. I had a bunch of new stuff as 525 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,240 well. It was like, I love this. 526 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,920 It keeps me in waves. So I've said before if I have a 527 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,800 hangover it alone it'll hit me bad as soon as I wake up. 528 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,400 Usually I'll sort of like. It's away. 529 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,320 Yeah, usually I'll sort of drag it out for a bit, right? 530 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,800 But today I woke up like, ah, like. 531 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,760 Does it not put your like? Does it do you? 532 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,200 Do you sometimes think with a bad hangover I'm kicking this in 533 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,880 the head for a while or? Yeah, every hangover. 534 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,240 Yeah, every single time. That's me off. 535 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,320 I don't know. I can't. 536 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,640 The fear of hangover stops me drinking. 537 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,480 That's why I don't. I've found myself like a 538 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,920 recently I should probably have a kid just so that I can not 539 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,440 drink as much, which isn't a healthy thought to have, nor is 540 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,360 it a good idea. Yeah. 541 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,160 When the cake grows up, you're like no one decided to have you. 542 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:48,200 You're 18 now get the fuck out. I'm back, baby. 543 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,040 Yeah, I mean, I know. I mean, I got a good idea to 544 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,520 have a kid. Because I think that's that's 545 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,680 like, because everybody our age, anybody I know has kids. 546 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,400 Yeah. And that's the reason why 547 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,120 they're like, I can't. It's just not worth the 548 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,280 hangover. Yes, where I'm like, yes, 549 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,040 fucking. It's got big TV and PlayStation. 550 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,640 An old fashioned what's what's what's what's happened in the 551 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,800 world at the minute? No idea, you don't have a clue. 552 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,160 Philips Go Fields probably got arrested. 553 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:22,720 Don't, don't get arrested. They always get he has, but 554 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,600 today is not. They always say, you know, these 555 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,600 high profile people are going to get arrested and then they 556 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,080 don't. But what's he is he is it the 557 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,480 storm of the capital thing still? 558 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:40,240 He's getting arrested over over maybe having sex with a porn 559 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,360 star, lying, maybe lying to Congress about it or something. 560 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,600 So there's a lot of them. American politicians are dodgy 561 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,440 as fuck because that whole Hunter Biden's laptop thing 562 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,240 isn't a conspiracy anymore. So Joe Biden's son had a laptop 563 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,640 with like a load of fucking weird shit on and there was 564 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,560 something was talk of like he bought somebody else what didn't 565 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,360 get out. Right. 566 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,440 So the crop was fucked. I just can't wait to see Trump 567 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,440 in gaol, like, but try to try to talk hard on the wing. 568 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,880 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the point of the magic was 569 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,880 the McGowan point. I'm on next. 570 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,400 He's got a poster Stormy down as well. 571 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,840 He's digging a tunnel and. You know what? 572 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,520 It's just. They want to, Neo. 573 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:28,000 That's the redemption. I hear you're a man who knows 574 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,760 how to get things. I need a rock hammer. 575 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:38,880 They told me not to drop this open. 576 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:49,800 Drop the soap. I mean he's not going to go to 577 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,960 gaol. Surely not done. 578 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,360 I feel like people. If he goes to gaol, he's going 579 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,200 to be going to like fucking Wolf Wall Street. 580 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,240 It's not going to be like. Yeah, like. 581 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,560 Or they'll make a proper example of them, just like. 582 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,320 But there's always stuff that I feel like there's always been 583 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,000 stuff from my limited knowledge, but politics in the world. 584 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,560 But there, there always seems that threat is hanging over all 585 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,560 people, like other people. Hillary Clinton, like she's 586 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,760 going to go to gaol here. There's always stuff about 587 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,840 Obama. Yeah, it feels like that never 588 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,600 quite happens, maybe because they are so high profile or 589 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,280 something. But is he trying to be president 590 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,960 again? Yeah, there was talking. 591 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,600 Really. It was there, Yeah. 592 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,920 If you live there, do you think your attitude to it would be 593 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,920 that is wee bit, wee bit funny? I I was in New York whenever 594 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,080 when he got inaugurated and remember talking to this couple 595 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,760 in a bar and the husband was like, I vote. 596 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,880 For that. No, no, I went. 597 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,960 I was just, I was there for the women's watch trying to pull. 598 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,080 There's a guy was something the bar, he said. 599 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,680 He goes, I voted for Trump. He goes, I don't like him, I 600 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,680 don't like anything about him. But whatever came out with, 601 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,160 like, was it Obamacare or something to do with Democrats 602 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,640 would put in this thing through that was taxing the sort of 603 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,120 middle classes. So he was like, I mileage a bar 604 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,920 out of how to move back into my parents because they put tax up 605 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,040 to a certain point. So it's like they're, you know, 606 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,480 I mean, they're basically not taxing the rich right in the 607 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,920 middle ground and fucking everybody over. 608 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,320 So he was like a vote for him because that was the only other 609 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,480 option. Yeah, because it as an outsider, 610 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,680 there's no, you don't hear anything about America any like 611 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,400 in terms of the politics, stuff like that under Biden and you do 612 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,640 sort of go it it's mental, but there's a bit been like it was 613 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,000 fun to read all about all the stuff that was happening, you 614 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,640 know, and and be grateful that we don't live there. 615 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,240 It's, yeah, it's a shame. I think Biden's born because he 616 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,440 can't. Nobody can do an impression of 617 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,400 Biden. So for comedians, you're just 618 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:46,480 like, I can't watch you fall asleep yourself. 619 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,480 Was I here before? No idea if that's good or not. 620 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,760 I did like it when he fell off that bike. 621 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,040 He took him ages to fall, that's how old he is. 622 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:06,560 Like, he fell for a really long time, did he? 623 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,200 He fell up the steps of the plane on him, didn't he? 624 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,680 Up the steps. Yeah. 625 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,600 It's it's so demoralising falling. 626 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,520 Up. Oh my God, no, it's George the 627 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,360 most. Like she just bumping your head 628 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,960 on anything. Yeah, see that podcast? 629 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,280 Like people guess I respect so much before they come on. 630 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,120 And I'm such a big fan of this guy's work. 631 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,560 Anytime they get up and bang their head off that light, I 632 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,600 lose. Everything, man, I I bump my 633 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,520 head in my own flat against the thing that I know was there. 634 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,840 Yeah. Joe, you bump your head, you do 635 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,760 that. Yeah. 636 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,920 I might cry but just feel like a fucking moron. 637 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,240 I hate, like, when you're a kid, you get into, like, accidents I 638 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,240 got all the time. But when you're an adult, 639 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,960 there's an added layer of, like, embarrassment. 640 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,720 Oh yeah, it shouldn't be happening to me. 641 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,520 Because like, when you're a kid, you go, I didn't realise it was 642 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,840 that tall. But you know what, HR yeah, when 643 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,920 you stop growing at 15. Like, why? 644 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,240 Like this happened to me. I got stung. 645 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,840 I thought my head it was painful. 646 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,560 I got stung by a nettle in the hand getting the football out of 647 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:12,240 a hedge right, because I'm 7. This was like last week and I I 648 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,840 forgot that when you get stung when because I was trying to get 649 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,880 the ball, got it and went it was nettles there, but I haven't 650 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,120 been stung. And then I remembered you don't 651 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,360 feel it straight away. So I'm top of the word. 652 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,200 I'm top of the word for three minutes. 653 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,240 And then I was like, oh, like real. 654 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,240 Get a documents leg quick. Quick. 655 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:37,400 Making my kids get like. How did he die? 656 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,200 He got stung by a nettle on the hand. 657 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,320 A single nettle. And jumped off a bridge. 658 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,920 I am. I fell into a nettle patch. 659 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,880 There was such a nettle whenever I was a kid. 660 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,640 It was horrific. I again get always retrieve. 661 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,440 That's how I'll die retrieving it for. 662 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,280 There, do you not just give it that one? 663 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,280 It's. Different techniques. 664 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,040 This is behind the wall so I couldn't. 665 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:06,520 Gotcha, there's a paywall. I had a mate fell in the thing 666 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,080 Nettles was that our back garden we first moved in, it was a new 667 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,360 build, so like it was just just. All right, all right. 668 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,240 But she found the nettles, we were like, right, get up, get 669 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,120 back out of them. And she was like a cat because I 670 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,760 had to put my hands in the nettles to get out. 671 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,320 So I'm just going to lie until a grown up comes and backs me up. 672 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,040 We're all right. What's the worst accident? 673 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,760 Don't be grim and say that you saw someone die. 674 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,200 What's the worst accident you saw as a kid? 675 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,720 Saw somebody nearly die. I didn't. 676 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,520 I don't know. I remember I went over the 677 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,040 handlebars my bike one time. See him? 678 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,240 That's right, fuck this wrist. Seriously. 679 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,760 Yep, I liked so again where I live because it was a new build 680 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,440 was all loose like loose chipmens. 681 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,720 So whatever they can fucking like. 682 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,600 What is it like? Does he not present like a show 683 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,840 about monster trucks? That's Keith Jackman. 684 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:03,480 God wrestling. What I keep saying was that. 685 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,800 I thought that. I thought it was Les Dennis. 686 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,920 It's less than. I know one of them is dead but I 687 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:16,320 thought it was Les Dennis. Check checkers died in two. 1017 688 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,440 checkmate. There's less this Dennis that 689 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:25,520 our service, but yes, it was like a gravelly Rd which sounds 690 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,239 like a fucking song. Loose champions. 691 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,719 And I fucking I pulled the wrong break I was racing with pulled 692 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,920 the wrong but went straight over the handlebars and just slid 693 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,040 down the street. I remember like having fucking 694 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,080 bits of gravel that by my having to Peck them out of my cheek. 695 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,239 Yeah. A boss when they open boss me, I 696 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,440 was it was. It was rough. 697 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,320 Has anyone seen like a rate? Like anyone seen anyone get hit 698 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,400 back or anything but like again? I wasn't spinning one time and 699 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,800 saw the boss I was on knocked a guy over. 700 00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:53,040 But. Not to Mart, but I remember like 701 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,159 the driver just stood at the door, the boss like, and then 702 00:34:56,199 --> 00:35:03,360 the he was really nervous. The bloke that was like the 703 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,440 bloke fell in the the dirt and he stood up and I remember 704 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,480 thinking it looked like a fucking 80s special effects 705 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,920 thing because he was like moving real slow. 706 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I was just blood fucking. And then the driver was like, 707 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,440 he's up. I just got back on the bus and 708 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,680 we were there for two weeks and on the last day of the holiday, 709 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,480 the blood stain was still on the front of the bus. 710 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,520 Like he smiled, he cracked the window and stuff but the driver 711 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,280 was like fuck he's up and where? I don't ever remember seeing 712 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,320 anything. I do remember seeing a get 713 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:40,480 seeing a guy get a bit shot on the old knees when we were 714 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,000 playing. Remember Hunt, which is just 715 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,640 when you got too old to say hide and seek or hunt. 716 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,920 What? We had this debate recently. 717 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,880 With 49 bunkers, we upped it to 49 bunkers. 49 bunkers. 718 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,640 Yeah, as you come to 49. All right, OK, I. 719 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,120 Don't know where the bunkers but come from but. 720 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:06,440 So we were on top of a cool shit Hayden and 2-3 years on the roof 721 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,520 of it. The roof was at a certain level 722 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,560 that if you were on the ground, I'm sure you couldn't have seen 723 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,920 anyone on the roof. And then Hayden and there's a 724 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,040 behind that there's a back of there's like behind flats, big 725 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,840 block of flats behind it. And in this place W Green 726 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,960 Hollywood, it's all different now. 727 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,960 There was like a big green in the middle where you play 728 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,120 football and then there's blocks of flats kind of like around it 729 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:40,880 behind these flats we're hiding. And then there was gun, either a 730 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,480 gunshot or gunshots. And it's one of those ones where 731 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,160 like you did, it didn't make everyone like jump weirdly. 732 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,600 It was just kind of like what you didn't. 733 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,880 You don't assume that's what it is. 734 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,560 I know it sounds like a weird things that would like there was 735 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,440 a certain point in this country when you hear gunshot, you would 736 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,720 go up. Yeah. 737 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,280 Fuck sake, here we go to me tell you, just go back to fucking. 738 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,120 So we we couldn't work out what it was, didn't couldn't see 739 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,520 really anything. And then there was a guy just 740 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,160 like sitting having a butt after I was saw like a guy just like 741 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,400 sitting with his back against the wall. 742 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:19,800 I'm, I maybe was 10/11. And then I assume like the guys 743 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,920 that had done it were like his mates, you know, like a 744 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,640 punishment. And he was like, you don't like 745 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,360 teenagers or anything. And they, and they were all like 746 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,600 ball boys, non ball boys. And they've come round and 747 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,520 they're like, oh, we're getting an ambulance and all like they 748 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,000 were running them. They brought help. 749 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,640 So he must have done something. They were like, you know, what 750 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,640 has to happen. And then we're on top of a cool 751 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,880 shit at this point per call all over us to feel like who told to 752 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,680 be next. But that was really weird 753 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,840 because he wasn't like the weird thing is he? 754 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,280 There was no like screaming or anything. 755 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,560 I don't think he just knew it was going to happen, right? 756 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,480 I didn't say I saw one time. I remember like my mom was 757 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,600 driving, we were behind this Army Land Rover and a crowd of 758 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,160 fellas can run out of the street of the petrol bomb. 759 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,240 Fucked it at the Land Rover and missed. 760 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,120 And the soldier came out of the wee hots on the roof. 761 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:09,120 Yeah, with a plastic bullet gun and you're supposed to burn some 762 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,040 off the ground. There's all that shit. 763 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,120 He just fold long shot again in the arm with it. 764 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,960 And I remember that the guy's arm just went well. 765 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,440 Like from here just fucking broke. 766 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,040 And my mouth was like, oh fuck. Like Joe McDonald's? 767 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,120 I've just seen an actual fucking gun, but we're not going to. 768 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,360 The plastic bullets thing was possible. 769 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,480 Has killed people. Oh yeah. 770 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,800 Any gigs coming up? I'm doing a gig in the plastic 771 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,720 boat which is a bar and cross Glen. 772 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,280 Have you ever, do you remember ever back in the day like 773 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,680 turning the gig down just off the signs of. 774 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,760 It once one time walked in that was supposed to be like a 775 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,320 corporate and character Fergus. Right. 776 00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,120 And I walked in, met the guy who was organised. 777 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,480 That equals right? So what's going to happen is you 778 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,960 do 45 minutes, they will have a raffle to come back on to bid 779 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,360 another 45 minutes. I went no, so I'm just going to 780 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,480 go for smoke. Got my car, went home. 781 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,480 Did you think it was paramilitary type? 782 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,560 Thing no, no, no, I was just like everybody was statement and 783 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,160 I was like the guy who was booking the gig at the time was 784 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,440 paying me like £150 for corporates and I knew full well 785 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,880 that he was charging them like. 800 or something, Yeah, yeah. 786 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,880 But it was like I needed the money. 787 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,920 I think what I figured out, it wasn't cash. 788 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,560 I was like, well, I'm fucking the works of very little petrol, 789 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,360 that car, right? So I'm just going home. 790 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,680 Yeah. And then answer phone. 791 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,880 I can't remember leaving before like a set like that, but 792 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,360 definitely showing up at places and finding a way to like get 793 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,920 out of it or, or or drastically cutting down the set time. 794 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,760 Yeah, but what if we all do 6 minutes because we did an 795 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,480 outdoor gag? Me, Dave and Butler and I was 796 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,880 supposed to do like 40. They were to do 15 each or 797 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,800 something and I get the guy rubs a council thing and the guy run. 798 00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,840 Jubilee one. Yeah, Yeah. 799 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,240 I don't know. The guy running it, I've talked 800 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,160 about it on here before, but also we didn't know what it was 801 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,000 for. We're told it was a summer, a 802 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,240 summer party for the council. And then I got tagged an image 803 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,720 of Facebook and it was me beside a giant crown here, Absolutely 804 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,800 don't have that. But the guy, the guy run that 805 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,440 came up in the earpiece because they were showing a feed from 806 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,800 London to the crowd. And then he came up not not like 807 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,000 chicken roll straight. But he comes, he comes to me and 808 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,400 goes, eh, I'm really sorry about this. 809 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,160 And as he's going to want more time, he goes, could you do 14 810 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,960 minutes between the three of you and Jeremy? 811 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,680 Bastards. I went all right. 812 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,120 I was like fine. I had to be 40 minutes, and the 813 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,120 only reason I was doing was because Patty Ralph pulled out, 814 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,480 right? So you had a crowd full of 815 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,680 people been like, Patty Ralph's going to be here. 816 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,720 And then I walk out and they're like, don't swear. 817 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,800 And I'm like fuck. You you are going to 38 LB 818 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,920 pleather jacket like absolutely here to party. 819 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,480 Gold saver right upper half what? 820 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,520 I don't know. Gold wrestler Greater. 821 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,400 Have you? After Australia, what's are you 822 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,840 going to do? Any travels the rest of the 823 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,360 year? So go to Amsterdam the week 824 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,000 after, get back for a couple days. 825 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:13,360 Just worker pleasure. Going for the Anne Frank Museum, 826 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,320 sorry and. Are you actually going to that 827 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:17,880 museum right now? Nah. 828 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:25,040 I'm not going to go to strippers. 829 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,520 I was going to take with the bath that we. 830 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,160 So. Disrespectful. 831 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:45,160 Who is this man? See that culture that you hide 832 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,520 enough? No, she's the top of us. 833 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,320 I who actually told you what I was about this the last time I 834 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,480 was an answer. I saw two prostitutes on like 835 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,200 other way home from work down during past the an Frank museum 836 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,680 and I just had this weird image of like better. 837 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,360 She didn't know just our Franklin she had with her family 838 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,080 and all being like. I hope we get away with this and 839 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:13,120 years later should be to hers just clocking off. 840 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,440 Yeah, Also, Amsterdam probably wasn't like that then, was it? 841 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,600 Yeah, probably not Ross, you know, but I don't know. 842 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:26,160 Has it always been dirty? But fucking but lack that loose. 843 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,800 That loose, What will you do when you go there? 844 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,440 You go to the go to coffee shops. 845 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,600 You're not really. I think a big week guy to be 846 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,480 honestly, like because the last time I went we get us from can a 847 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,800 couple years ago I went to like the big food hall and place just 848 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,320 as loads of food. It's unbelievable. 849 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,880 Right. So we could happily go with her 850 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,400 and just sit there for 2 desert beer and set up. 851 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,480 Because key doesn't keys, you go somewhere just outside. 852 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,000 I'm sure that's more authentic. That's more than it's cheaper 853 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,760 right? So he's like if you're even for 854 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,400 weed. I didn't realise. 855 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,120 I thought it was just answer. I didn't realise like the whole 856 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,000 halls fucking legalised. Oh, I didn't know what it. 857 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,720 So he says that if you go outside Amsterdam, you can still 858 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,720 buy weed, but they're not charging tourist prices. 859 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,040 It's all round up because no people are going to be there. 860 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,880 Soon it's probably like, and I've been downstairs on a couple 861 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,520 times and go to like the main tourist bits. 862 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,560 It's probably like going to Temple Bar in Dublin for yeah 863 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,760 and people are going. The real places you should go 864 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,400 for pints are here and here. Yeah, absolutely. 865 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,720 I'd like to do some of the Irish festivals this year, like I'm in 866 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,360 the Kilkenny in years. Yeah, right. 867 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,120 I've never, in fact, ever. Have you not? 868 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,200 No, it's great. I've never been asked through 869 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,000 the festival. I don't know. 870 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,960 I don't know what like, what happens or who doesn't like. 871 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:33,960 I think I got in and then the guy did 2 year and then moved on 872 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,480 to somewhere else and two. Years before. 873 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:42,360 For eh shooting someone in the back of bank, but them but I I 874 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,360 sort of like got in and then he changed jobs and the new guy 875 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,520 brought people he knew in or comedians he'd work with, but I 876 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,840 don't know. Then there's an assumption. 877 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,200 Probably people look at the scene here and go, Oh, they're 878 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,000 probably, they probably don't want to gig outside of where 879 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,680 they're gigging, whereas they don't realise it. 880 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,840 Yeah, you do. Yeah, that's a weirdo. 881 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,760 You know, like I'm doing that with this year. 882 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,840 I'm regretting it already. I mean went. 883 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,240 So you've got you, Karen, Willie. 884 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,520 Anybody else? Robbie, you think? 885 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,000 Trying to show. Right. 886 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:18,800 Will you, will you have a messy Edinburgh? 887 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,840 Because I guess the first time Williams done it, Karen hasn't 888 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,640 done the full run. So will you like, will you 889 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,440 sharpen them through the cobble straight? 890 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,760 So me and Billy, we're talking about getting like getting the 891 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,840 pace together. Right. 892 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,920 So we're doing a compilation show at a 10:00 or 11:00 every 893 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,600 night. So every night, yeah. 894 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,560 So I'm like. You'll not be in bed after 895 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,640 midnight. Well, that's that's that's well, 896 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,280 yeah, but I'm hoping that'll keep me sober and my brain. 897 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,920 I go, that means I'm having a kid. 898 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,200 I can't drink until fucking that show is finished, right. 899 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,920 So then I'll finish that show and go home. 900 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,560 And then I'm like, no, but everywhere set up in the five. 901 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,960 So I guarantee what's going to happen now is I'm going to 902 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,760 fucking leave the house at 5 in the evening, flyer for two 903 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,960 hours, do my show, hang about, do that show, drink to five, go 904 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,880 to bed and it'll be that on a peek for a month. 905 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,520 At 5:00 and I'm old for it. I'm just pet your new way to 906 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,440 Beck's toast in the paint, you know, But being happy. 907 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,720 Yeah. I think Kieran will be. 908 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,440 I think it'll be 3 stages. I think you'll be hitting the 909 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,600 pints. I think you're Willy in the 910 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,960 middle who could kind of go. I think Willy's going to be the 911 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,400 weekend in a divorce. Because Kieran's moment Your 912 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,560 daddy, right? Daddy's having the paints in his 913 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,120 Hollister jacket to all ours, right? 914 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880 For this Ferrari. There's Foxy with this Ferrari 915 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,400 glasses. Kieran is Mommy. 916 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,280 Mommy's in bed early, mommy's having a wee bath, keeping 917 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,400 herself right. God I imagine Karen were like we 918 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,360 face mask on. Numbers and stuff foot. 919 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,560 Spa, he looks like I'd have a wee, nodded Hanky in his head. 920 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,360 If it gets too warm and a foot spot. 921 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,040 Yeah, just like rollers. But even though he doesn't hurt 922 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,800 anymore. And every night after his shows, 923 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,160 he was. This is a life like toe 924 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,840 separators. Yeah, so I think Willie will be 925 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,160 stuck between those camps. He'd be going. 926 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,240 I want to do this, but then I want to. 927 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,880 I feel like I should do that, you know? 928 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,840 Yeah. And you'll both be competing for 929 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,240 him. Can't be like, no, Willy, scrub 930 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,200 my back with a loofer and you'll be going. 931 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,760 No, Willy, come and have a, you know, come and have a paint 932 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,120 there. Scrub the inside of my nose as 933 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,880 cocaine. I've just bought baby. 934 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,680 Karen will be putting talc on and you're getting. 935 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:30,040 Cold I know what is that? Yeah, I, I think you, you're 936 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,640 the, you're the Edinburgh Sherpa. 937 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,000 You're the guy who takes people around choosing what's what, 938 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,280 where to go, what. To do, because I tend to, I 939 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,560 usually just end up in a routine as one of the things I do like 940 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,440 within Edinburgh is you go at the same thing every day pretty 941 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,400 much, yeah. So I've probably been to two 942 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,080 places in the city. Pure gem to God. 943 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,640 Pure gem and. The value of the bar beside the 944 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,160 hive. I remember the when we were 945 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,360 doing the fringe and we're in the globe and Dave did the worm 946 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,120 and he Dave is brilliant at doing the worm dance like it's 947 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,040 as I don't know if he still do it, but he could then. 948 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,600 And the globe is like quite student. 949 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,120 They we bet like rock backpackers. 950 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,880 It's not it's a backpackers type place, but we love that we're 951 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,800 always there because you had your we would always end up 952 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,640 there just before your show. You were rewarded that late 953 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,880 night show, I think it was. Late night? 954 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,360 Yeah, it was like 11:00 late. Night. 955 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,560 I watch the start of it but I'm standing for the whole thing 956 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,800 called forgive me but we but I remember. 957 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,920 His mobile All the stars. I remember Dave doing the worm 958 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,040 there and it was sticky floors and I remember the noise of him 959 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,680 doing every, like, every pivot. Yeah, stinking. 960 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,160 And he had this plain white T-shirt on. 961 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,480 Then it was a wee bit dirty and I don't think that's gross. 962 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,160 I, I remember, I don't know if we can tell us. 963 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:53,040 I can I can tell the story that using names we that same year, 964 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,680 so me and Rory were kicked out of the flat which was staying 965 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,400 and Marie goes Marie goes to me mate, here's what we're going to 966 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,600 do. He was married than two girls we 967 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,560 were talking to yesterday and one day he goes, we want to ride 968 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,160 them. I was like, wow. 969 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,200 So I didn't know Rory was sort of in already with this girl. 970 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:12,240 He sort of like she was like I fancy you 2 for doing so. 971 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,040 Dawson's. Great. 972 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,200 Yeah. So I was, this is really 973 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,640 impolite. I was doing what was known in 974 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,440 the in at the time, was taking the grenade because the friend 975 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,200 was not good looking. But I was like, I need somewhere 976 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,960 to fucking sleep, right. I remember at one point Rory's 977 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,760 like flirting with this girl and the grenade looked at her mate 978 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,480 and mouth the words fuck you and I was like, oh, I'm the grenade. 979 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,080 But. We were in the Globe and a 980 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,520 mutual friend of ours had gone out for a smoke with the girl I 981 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,400 was trying to fucking pull just to get somewhere to sleep. 982 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,000 And I was like where'd where'd the girls go? 983 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,040 And the mutual friend of ours who's female came in to the bar, 984 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,840 stuck her fingers under my nose and went sorry Mitch is one of 985 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:52,120 mine. I was. 986 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,760 Like holy shit do I know that person. 987 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:03,400 Yeah, well, I'll tell you who it was afterwards, but yeah, fully 988 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,280 was like. He's one of mine. 989 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,240 Yep. No, no. 990 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:12,040 Yeah, yeah, Get that, Get that. Jesus. 991 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,000 Did you get someone to say? Yeah. 992 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,640 Oh, that's right, that was the nightmare. 993 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,120 That was the night that yeah, fucking that. 994 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,520 Was worse. Yeah. 995 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,240 So that was really so later that. 996 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:28,360 Man stole money from Mickey. No wonder. 997 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,680 Did the man steal money from you? 998 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,400 Do it again. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 999 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,760 That was a rough. But the night we actually got to 1000 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,960 sleep. So me and Rory go into this 1001 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,440 house and I'm like me do because those two girls were sleep in 1002 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,440 the same room because it was Edwards like 15 people in A room 1003 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,120 as I replace please don't have sex. 1004 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,000 With the other. 13 this is it gets so weird like as I please 1005 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,280 don't have sex. This girl I'm in the same room. 1006 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,800 I'm just not I'm just not OK with it and he's like, of course 1007 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,280 not gonna have sex. Are you stupid? 1008 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,440 So he's like on a mattress on the floor and I'm laying in the 1009 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,240 bed and said that me and the grenades was like a tech and 1010 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:06,920 time bones and two of us and she's like don't touch me. 1011 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:14,360 I'm not going anywhere near you. It'll be a fucking cry. 1012 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,160 Me and you know each other. Imagine the children, you freak. 1013 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,600 So I'm not in bed and I can hear like, I'm like a fucking 1014 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,040 bastard. I told him not to write anybody. 1015 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,480 Like I told him to do it. So it goes on for a while. 1016 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,520 It goes on for the like, so long. 1017 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,680 At one point I'm like rewards a fantastic lover. 1018 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,840 He hasn't missed a stroke. That's been a good 45 minutes. 1019 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,600 So then I need to pay and I'm like Roo. 1020 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,720 And it just stops. And he's like, what? 1021 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,600 I'm like, I need to pay. And he goes hurry up. 1022 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,840 So because he was beside the bathroom. 1023 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,800 So I like walk over. He's lying sleeping. 1024 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,760 This girl's lying on her shoulder, but she was so asleep 1025 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,200 and literally she's pretending to be asleep. 1026 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,920 Yes, and I was I wanted to be like, fuck it, you got your 1027 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,800 whole fair plenty of I don't really don't try to be like I 1028 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,280 don't really mind. So I went like that. 1029 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,280 Our show was called double impact and I went double impact 1030 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,480 baby right, went for a pee back to bed, went to sleep. 1031 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,880 I was fine. And the next morning room like 1032 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,080 just wouldn't talk to me and I'm like, I'm sorry, like I didn't. 1033 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,560 I can't believe you fucked that girl when I was in that room and 1034 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,920 I'm like, well, I don't have sex with anybody. 1035 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:22,320 It was nowhere. I was like, you have to turn it. 1036 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,520 There was a third couple in a bed. 1037 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,080 We were that drunk, wouldn't even fucking see them. 1038 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,200 Right. But it was like the end of 1039 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,480 socks. You put the whole movie 1040 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,120 together, right? And Rory said I've bashed this 1041 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,680 girl like rid the life of her for 45 straight minutes and then 1042 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,600 needed my after sex victory P and then on the way to the 1043 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:55,160 bathroom like you're up slugger, she's all yours, man. 1044 00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,960 She's a lesbian. Nope, a careful. 1045 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:10,040 That'll be Willie. You, William. 1046 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:15,040 Karen. Triple impact baby you. 1047 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:22,040 William, Karen and Chloe. Somehow William and Karen off 1048 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,280 separate accommodation. Somehow William will end up 1049 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,800 sleeping in a room with Karen and Chloe. 1050 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,080 Somehow. Carol. 1051 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,960 Carol talk. William. 1052 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,440 Understand in this accommodation, it's to it. 1053 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,920 There's damp here, William. You need to stay with us. 1054 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,480 It's. A really bad here in prison. 1055 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,040 No, it's not. I'm Kieran Bartlett. 1056 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,000 That's his real voice of your mate, mate. 1057 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,400 Fuck up can't. The traffic on the West Link 1058 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,760 mate, that's perfect here. I'm off to Doogies goodies. 1059 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:53,400 Chocolate chocolate cream, chocolate Nam yam. 1060 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,240 Love that guy. He's a great guy. 1061 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:01,920 We did a wee thing yesterday, we tried a wee thing. 1062 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:09,200 We'll just try full sex. No, it's just a just a something 1063 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,000 like this, but a wee bit a bit different. 1064 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,360 A podcast? Yeah, just say that. 1065 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,800 Yeah, just say a podcast. Why is everybody else doubling 1066 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,760 up a new podcast? Partners? 1067 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,800 I'm stuck with fucking keys. So me and Butler. 1068 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,760 But you'd like to. Go Bart in the butt. 1069 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,600 The Bart in the butt, Yeah. Yeah, be good a Bart in your 1070 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:29,320 butt podcast. Yeah, and what you're doing the 1071 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,920 waterfront? Yes. 1072 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,720 What did? 13th of October I think. 1073 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,560 I never know. We don't as our job. 1074 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,360 I mean, even get as big as we are, it's just all becomes 1075 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,160 numbers. I need to be Luckily I have a 1076 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,720 gap between now and proper shows because I have at this thing on 1077 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:47,680 my I. Have you ever heard of horse 1078 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,920 lips? Like there's a marathon for it, 1079 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:55,600 but like actual horse lips. You just stay out all the time. 1080 00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:01,720 Are you just We were fed up? It's like a is a gross it's own 1081 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:06,040 gross, but it's like your lips keep your lips like almost like 1082 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,320 start growing again. My lips have been really sore, 1083 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,280 right? And they, they like feel bigger 1084 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,640 like one day I was. A usual planting the seed here 1085 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,560 to be like I'm going to Turkey, I'm getting it all done I'm. 1086 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,880 Getting everything done, the whole thing. 1087 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,600 No, I've got a like I had to do a zoom with a doctor. 1088 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:28,800 A vet. I'm getting put down. 1089 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:33,840 I had to do Zoom on my GP and a doctor from Germany who 1090 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,840 specialised in this thing and I have to get like, this is 1091 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,920 mental. I have to get air taken out of 1092 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,960 my lips. This is a real thing. 1093 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,080 Horse lips. How do you get where in your 1094 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,520 lips like? No air. 1095 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,160 I heard How do you get in? Huh? 1096 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,520 How do you get in there in the first place? 1097 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,600 I don't know, that's what I'm trying to figure out. 1098 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,920 Can. I say blew up a balloon 1099 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,520 backwards. Can I say this is a no, but like 1100 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,360 yeah, Perneson thing like horse lips. 1101 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,080 This is backfired me and Mike before before you both use were 1102 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,960 out of the room before this and I said give me a condition I can 1103 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,680 start talking about and pretend I have for some reason he said 1104 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,560 horse lips and I've not thought about it enough. 1105 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:14,840 OK, John, I'm reading you don't have a condition I got. 1106 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,600 Now, would you like it if I was just? 1107 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:28,080 Yeah, but I can't get no. Australia, where's the gig? 1108 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:37,960 No need. Are we going to the casino, 1109 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,440 McKay? No VPN. 1110 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,800 Hello my. Aboriginal shippers. 1111 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,680 Don't say that you can't. I've never there. 1112 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,320 Zipper. That's another. 1113 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,760 One Indigenous. Isn't it? 1114 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,040 Isn't it? Can he can. 1115 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:57,640 He's upward. I'm going. 1116 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,280 To figure out before I go. That's a good point going. 1117 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,760 To figure it out before I go, yeah, I would love to come out 1118 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,640 with loads of plastic surgery when you see me in this. 1119 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,240 Really. And then when we get home, I 1120 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,560 don't have it. Yeah, some reason. 1121 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,600 He's got on the flight. Yeah, I want you to, like, I 1122 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,520 want you to greet me when I arrive in Melbourne. 1123 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,120 Do you have done anything, Grant? 1124 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,680 Like, that's up to you. But like, I want, I want to 1125 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,560 arrive. No, I don't want to say I don't 1126 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,080 need to pick me up from the airport or anything like you 1127 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,520 want to, but I want, I want to arrive in the city and go and, 1128 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,720 and I say, where are you? And you go meet me at this 1129 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,320 place. First thing I want to do is get 1130 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,680 a fucking Australian SIM. My advice what network you with 1131 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:35,800 your phone? Or two minutes. 1132 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,400 I get a student SIM, you can get a 30 day one. 1133 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,760 Why? Because they'll charge you 1134 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,000 fucking 10% Daddy's right there. I mean, and you'll need you'll 1135 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,080 need it for no fare cheaper. There's fare jeeper. 1136 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,600 Why? But like, for one they'll just 1137 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,680 charge a fortune for. Will you get me a SIM and then 1138 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,600 I? You can get them just in the 1139 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,600 shop. Like I know, but could you get 1140 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,760 me one so when I arrive you will as you're sending it? 1141 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,120 All right, they'll do. I'll give you. 1142 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:56,960 Yeah, you're straight and starter. 1143 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,080 Penny, would you have your? SIM sunscreen, would you? 1144 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,160 Give me a wee pin take with the SIM. 1145 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,720 There's wee pen comes up. You're joking. 1146 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:07,240 With the thought, everything. With so I can just pop it out I. 1147 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,120 Don't. Have to turn on the paper. 1148 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,560 Clip your own SIM cards, put in your wallet nice and safe. 1149 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,560 Leave it there and click home right, Hold back I. 1150 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,640 Put down pin. Well, no. 1151 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,880 My numbers and all. Yeah, Huh. 1152 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,720 That's yeah, that's they're unlocked. 1153 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,800 So you just everything's the same. 1154 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,160 I don't have all my songs so no my ring or my ringtones come 1155 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:24,960 across. Photos No. 1156 00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:30,000 Right, so my my. Headphones will recognise phone 1157 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,280 no like. I have my MP3 of the roots. 1158 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,640 My ringtones did a little little little little little little 1159 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,960 little little. I can. 1160 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,640 I thought that that that that that that, that that that. 1161 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,160 That's better pieces. No better pieces. 1162 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:52,600 What one goes that? Pieces. 1163 00:57:53,240 --> 00:58:07,360 OK, what's what's this? What's this Zombie Nation made 1164 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,240 two more? What's this? 1165 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:26,480 I know what I just want to say how long you'll do it. 1166 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,200 I. Keep going I. 1167 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,920 Actually. Don't know. 1168 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:39,160 OK, one more, one more. I don't have to be too of an 1169 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:45,640 obvious one, did it? Or I don't know that I didn't 1170 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,280 know. That's the weirdest thought. 1171 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,920 Anybody to try and do? Oh, I don't know. 1172 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,960 That's. No, I know how. 1173 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,240 Do you know you don't know? I know the name, the name of the 1174 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,000 artist in the song, but I don't know how it goes. 1175 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,920 I think it's like this Doo Doo, Doo, Doo Doo. 1176 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,480 Hold on, hold on. I can hear my head, you see. 1177 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:15,400 I have a gift. I can hear songs nobody else can 1178 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,680 hear. No, I can see the name of it. 1179 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,080 Dude, dude, dude, it's Dario G Sunshine. 1180 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,960 Oh, that's. Going to annoy me. 1181 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,360 No, because. Fast. 1182 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:33,800 Eat it. Hey, my Mama. 1183 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,760 Hey, Mama. Walking in the old people's 1184 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,040 home. Hey, man. 1185 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,880 Four days in Australia, Me in your room. 1186 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,720 How does it go? I know the name of it. 1187 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:58,880 Equator No. Make I can't wait to go Down 1188 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,840 Under with you and then go to Australia. 1189 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,800 Yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be good times. 1190 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,400 We'll do a podcast there. We'll. 1191 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,200 Get the yes on the beach. On the beach, yeah, OK. 1192 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,400 I need to get a very well for it to know anyone. 1193 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,880 Yeah, I'll, I'll sort that before what time you get to 1194 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:13,440 there. What I'll be all. 1195 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,840 There's your same card, there's your videographer. 1196 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,240 And there's your pin. There's your pin. 1197 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,720 OK. All right. 1198 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,040 We come for lunch post. I can't of all. 1199 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,600 Right, guys. Thanks for watching. 1200 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,480 Thanks for listening. OK, one more, one more, one 1201 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:38,720 more. Right, one more I get 1202 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:52,720 the course.