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To tell you this story, I got 
refused a seat in a restaurant 

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in Cork. 
Hold on, hold on, hold on. 

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We're recording now. 
See when? 

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See when someone comes in and 
goes. 

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I don't know if I should tell 
this story. 

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We're never going to go. 
Probably best you don't. 

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Quite. 
This is just you're only amongst

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friends here. 
So I was in Cork, right? 

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Yeah. 
I mean, my family went to a 

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restaurant, OK, A restaurant 
that I would have gone to a lot.

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You would have. 
They would know you. 

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Know they wouldn't know me 
right, but I would have gone 

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with me family like right and 
the restaurant was empty. 

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It's a half I've walked in. 
I was on I was I was in the 

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front. 
It was 86 of us. 

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I was in the front. 
I said hi man, how's it going? 

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Any chance of a table for six? 
He just looked at me and the 

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restaurant was empty like. 
And he went, Oh, you got 

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booking. 
They were no, no, no, no, no 

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booking. 
Is it well known that you got to

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book this place? 
No, it's walk in like right when

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you get bored, like. 
And then I went, all right. 

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And he goes for book, it's 
coming in now. 

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And I went, oh, OK, so I turned.
Say booking since you asked for 

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the table he. 
Said, I said he's not got a book

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in right. 
So we've book it's coming in a 

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bit. 
So sorry, like unless you have a

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book and you know, so I turned 
around to my sister and I went, 

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no, there's no tables. 
And my sister went hold on. 

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So my brother-in-law went up and
then spoke to him. 

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No, no, no, no. 
When you say your brother's gone

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up with a tone. 
No brother went up like, hey 

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man, how are you? 
Just a higher tone than your 

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show, but he just was. 
Like like The Big Lebowski. 

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Yeah, nobody just went like, he 
just went like, hey, man, Yeah. 

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Any chance at all? 
I know we got a. 

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Table also the brother-in-law 
swings it. 

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Yeah, right. 
So we sit down. 

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We're only having a mane, right?
We sit down around 20 to 6 6:20 

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were done 40 minutes in quick 
main outright but my sister had 

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done some bits and bobs for me 
so I said look I'm buying the 

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dinner by the nephews all the 
dinner. 

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Anyway, lovely me a lovely 
place, really like the genre. 

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Oh, 80s like food. 
Like. 

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Wallpaper like. 
Yeah, but I mean, what kind of 

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sorry? 
Like like chicken, like chicken.

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It's all weird people. 
Lasagnas like lasagnas and 

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burgers and stuff. 
So we're talking a little bit of

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everything. 
Yeah, like fish and. 

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Stuff I mean like, is it 
Chinese? 

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Is it Italian? 
No, it's just normal. 

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Like let's play. 
No, no, no it's not. 

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Enough. 
No, no, no. 

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What I'm saying is this 
standard. 

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You could get a Curry, you could
get a chicken, you could get a 

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roast beef. 
It was normal. 

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You cover everything. 
Yeah, yeah, and cover 

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everything. 
Don't constantly for an atlactic

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restaurant. 
Every every base is covered. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
It's brand like right so. 

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Show under a load of faces and 
play Chinese. 

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Or normal no no no anyway. 
So you just had the means. 

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You've had the means. 
Andrew Ryan says I'm getting. 

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It I'm getting it right. 
So I went up to the till I went 

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hi man, thanks very much. 
Absolutely fantastic. 

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Really nice meal. 
I said look, we're out of your 

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way and only received the tables
for the bookings. 

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And he went, oh, there's nobody 
coming in here for an hour and a

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half, two hours. 
And I was like, oh right. 

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Now this was a different waiter 
that I paid to. 

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So the first guy took a look at 
me, got a feeling I'm not giving

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this this guy table. 
Yeah, my brother-in-law fixes 

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it. 
I go to a different waiter to 

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pay their. 
Laws definitely dodgy. 

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Go to a different way to pay the
bill. 

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Bookings weren't coming until 
half 7. 

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No, I I'm going to play devil's 
advocate here. 

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I I'm also I'm just means I'm in
and out. 

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I'm a man's guy. 
But I think they assume you're 

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going to be 3 course guy. 
They don't know you're just a 

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mean half. 
Five to half, seven congression.

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Sorry, half five to half 7 Two 
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You're telling me you can't even
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But what I'm saying is if you if
you LED with, I'm just coming in

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for means, I think that I said 
go ahead. 

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But like a table of 6-3 courses 
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going to assume drinks are going
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The club oranges. 
Like, but they don't know that, 

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yeah. 
They don't. 

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You need to. 
You look like a guy, he's going 

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to like hang about a bit. 
You have a loiter but. 

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Everyone on the table agreed 
that he didn't like to look at 

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me. 
And you didn't? 

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Like they said to me. 
They said to me like, they said 

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to me like I took didn't take 
shine to it all. 

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Andrew, when you went in, Yeah. 
And I was just like, I was 

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dressed not fine like. 
What do you think? 

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You think he looks like you look
like a pervert or something. 

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No pervert. 
Yeah, I was. 

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Hungry like it looked like a 
pervert. 

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Get hungry. 
Pervert right here. 

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He hasn't had a lot I can see. 
You haven't eaten for a while. 

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But I but do you think they had 
maybe seeing you on pods and 

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stuff? 
No, no, no. 

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Can I just say can I just say 
ping a second now? 

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Can I just say hold on a second 
now, right, I have no close and 

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what are you? 
What are you laughing? 

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I. 
Think you like the Pingu? 

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Reference I really enjoy. 
Pingu. 

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Never. 
See Pingu. 

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No, not no. 
Penguin. 

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Why would I fucking watch a 
Penguin? 

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Yeah, but it's Pingu like. 
I don't know what a Pingu is. 

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Did the kids thing? 
Yes, I don't. 

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Have kids, Yeah, but you can 
still. 

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You know, a kid I don't know on 
stage you weren't born at 30. 

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Yeah, you know what Rugrats is? 
You were a kid. 

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I hold on, actually don't think 
that's a good Rugrats. 

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I don't know if you were a kid. 
I think you were born at 33. 

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When I was born, man, I came out
of a spreadsheet. 

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Yeah. 
Andrew's first word is Excel. 

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Like to be finished. 
Zippers, This podcast is 

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sponsored by none other than 
that Prize guy. 

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What is that prize guy? 
Well, it's Ireland's largest 

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prize site and probably bigger 
than price sites in a lot of 

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different countries in the 
world. 

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I don't, for example, I don't 
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careful saying the wrong thing 
here. 

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I don't think there's a bigger 
price site in Mozambique. 

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I don't think there's a bigger 
price site in Ukraine. 

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I don't think there's a bigger 
price site in Trinidad and 

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Tobago than that price guy. 
Huge £120 million has been given

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away through previous 
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Damn you queer anything I've 
said. 

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First, they did not say 125, but
it's probably over 130 at this 

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point. 
Did I say, oh, 120? 

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Probably over 130, Yeah. 
When you take it all in, like 

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because I don't know if they're 
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smaller price, not like, like 
say like a Walkman or a toaster.

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Probably some of the early day 
prizes on that price guy. 

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Now we're talking about. 
I can hear Andrea in there. 

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We're talking about £1,000,000 
prize winners. 

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The prize that prize guy has 
made 9 millionaires so far. 

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The prizes go from what I what 
mildly you would describe a 

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small amount of money because 
it's that price guy. 

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I'm talking 10 grand draws, 20 
grand draws. 

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As we record, this is a 15 grand
draw on for 15 P entrance. 15 

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grand prize tickets are 15 
pence. 

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You're getting change of it out 
of a £20 coin, 20 if you didn't 

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change over 20P piece. 
If you could find one of those, 

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you could get. 20 PP. 
Seven, 5020 PPS. 20 PPS. 20 PPS.

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20 PPS. 20 PPS. 
How bad? 

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That's unbelievable that price 
guy.co.uk, if you want to see 

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all of the prices that are that 
are going right now and and 

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that's where the £1,000,000 
draws are that prize 

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guide.co.uk. 
We have a very small amount of 

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tickets left for the SSE Arena 
Tea with me live 23rd of May. 

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It's a Friday night is Friday, 
then Friday night. 

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It's going to be brilliant. 
There's going to be stand up. 

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There's going to be the main 
part. 

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Dan, talk us through the line up
here just so I because I forget.

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Yeah. 
So stand up. 

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You're going to do some stand 
up. 

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Tim McGarry is going to do some 
stand up. 

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Andrew Ren's going to do some 
stand up. 

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That's a night in itself. 
Second-half is going to be the 

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podcast featuring William 
Thompson, Mickey Bartlett and 

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some other surprise guests. 
Well, that sounds great. 

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Sounds like even the first half,
you people be happy enough. 

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Some people probably be leaving 
and go I'm delighted with this 

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and you go, there's another half
to come and there's going to be 

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a cool ending as well. 
So delay your boss, delay your 

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boss home day for the whole 
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Trust me, the link for that is 
in the description. 

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Team with me live at the SSC 
Arena. 

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If you want to go back and watch
some of our other live podcasts,

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they're all on Patreon, but some
are on YouTube as well. 

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Let's get back into the set. 
But everyone at the table title 

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your man probably didn't like to
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And I was like, did he not like 
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And then my brother-in-law said,
he said, oh, I know him, I know 

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him, I know him, his lovely 
fellow. 

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I just don't think maybe you 
know, he didn't probably know 

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you. 
I So here's what I think. 

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I think he does know you. 
I don't think no. 

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No, I don't have any clue. 
No one knows me. 

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I'll. 
Say this, though I'm on your 

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side here. 
That's not a good model for 

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running a restaurant. 
Can I come in? 

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Don't really know you like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I mean, you don't have that kind
of relationship. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It's weird. 

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Yeah, it's a great play, honest 
to God, and I'll happily go 

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back. 
I think it's a right place. 

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Yeah. 
People stuff. 

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But I, I, you know the way now, 
maybe I could have judged this 

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completely wrong, but I just got
like, oh, he didn't like to look

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at me. 
That was my first take. 

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Not like the means that you're 
talking about. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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My brother-in-law, like went up 
to him and I've eaten there 

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maybe 20-30 times in my life. 
And I will continue to. 

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That's a lot. 
Yeah. 

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But from the age of like 10, 
right. 

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So we're talking once every 18 
months, two years. 

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That's not that's not regular at
all. 

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See what I mean? 
Now you say it like. 

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And a massive staff turnover in 
restaurants and stuff of that. 

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So like, you might be a new 
customer every time you come in.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But lovely meal and just. 

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Yeah, it was just a bit taken 
aback. 

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I thought maybe I got the. 
That was my vibe there could be 

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completely. 
What did your brother-in-law do 

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that you didn't? 
Well, my why? 

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Did his approach work? 
Because he's there every week. 

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Yeah, but still don't. 
You shouldn't be served a table 

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if you're there every week 
rather than someone's. 

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Just your point. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
No. 

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Listen, at the end of the day, 
it's private business. 

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They can serve who the hell they
want to serve. 

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So possible. 
I mean, you say that, but if you

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were a regular there and someone
got to say it ahead of you, you 

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would say the words. 
I'm here every week. 

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Yeah, there was loads of empty 
seats with him. 

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You're not Rosa Parks like you 
got the seat in the end. 

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I understand the frustration. 
But you said this isn't a modern

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equivalent. 
Of No, it's not no. 

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This is Andrew Ryan not getting 
a table in a restaurant in court

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that he's been up twice a year 
for four. 

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Years from the years I came here
when I was 10. 

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Do you not Remember Me? 
I was just hungry. 

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How much do people come up to 
you at gigs and be like, what's 

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a crack, man? 
You're like, oh, good to meet 

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you. 
And they go, man, you. 

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I came up to you seven years ago
to gig. 

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Not me. 
Oh, you. 

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Yeah, I get that from like you 
need. 

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There's like I run and do. 
You had a rave 12 years ago. 

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Yeah, I'm like, I wouldn't 
remember you the minute you 

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left. 
Yeah, had a rave. 

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Maybe it's kind of mean? 
Have you ever have you ever been

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a refused service anywhere? 
What do you mean? 

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Like. 
When you were a kid or a 

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teenager, like you've gone in 
somewhere, like we're not 

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serving is like for any reason. 
Like no, not now. 

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I'm not talking like in your 20s
or anything younger. 

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I mean younger as a kid you'd 
chance you're on try to buy a 

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drink. 
Yeah, but I in your situation, 

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I'm kind of like sometimes like 
people just want to do nice 

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things for me quite a lot. 
Do you know what I mean? 

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Like what? 
What? 

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I think people want the. 
Most R Kelly sentence. 

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Me with the usher cherry What I 
mean is Andrew, did you see 

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usher that you know the cherries
that I. 

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Saw a thing this morning where I
hope your girlfriend isn't the 

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cherry receiver or. 
Something like that. 

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So, So what are Usher's doing on
this current tour as he brings a

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cherry out and he just like, 
dangles it in the lady's mouth 

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and then she has to like, lick 
around it and stuff and eat it? 

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So basically he is picking a 
woman. 

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Is that kind of like picking? 
Picking cherries and picking 

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women, yeah. 
That's like, he's a cherry 

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picker. 
Yeah, but that's like sounds 

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like a slur, but that sounds 
like something that he could get

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done for like. 
Well, apparently at a show 

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recently, you asked a girl what 
age she was first, and then he's

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like, no, no, no cherries for 
you. 

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Yeah. 
She's like no, no, no. 

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You want a 14 year old kind of 
thing? 

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Yeah. 
He's like way too old pensioner.

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Get away. 
Put your false teeth away. 

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What I what I mean is I think I 
have a vibe when I show up to a 

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restaurant where people are 
like, let's get, let's try and 

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get this guy a table. 
I come in with like I go, you 

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know, listen, I have a book. 
They go, do you have a book? 

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And I go, I don't, I didn't 
realize you should have booked. 

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Listen, it's not a problem. 
I'll come back some other time. 

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People go get in. 
OK, I can see why you think 

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that, because you only go to the
same Nandos, Yeah, you don't go 

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anywhere. 
I'm trying different places now.

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Different Nandos? 
Yeah, it's the same Nandos. 

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Different restaurant but you 
drag different seating layouts. 

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I'm going to Bunsen. 
Tonight. 

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You're what? 
I'm going to Bunsen tonight or. 

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You're going to Bunsen Burger. 
Got to show a black box. 

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Going to go to Bunsen Burger. 
Are you doing a black box? 

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Totes it's like they're doing 
like a parody of comedy club 

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doing a party of the traders and
I'm very excited for it. 

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Never seen the traders in my 
life. 

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Are you a participant or? 
I can say no because the show 

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the will already have happened. 
They picked 2 totes who are like

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2 traders. 
I don't know how traders the 

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show works. 
I'm not one of the tights. 

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I look like a tote, but I'm not 
just like a tote. 

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I look like during the hose pipe
bomb, I was stitching everybody 

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up. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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But like. 
Like you're putting rubbish into

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other people's skips, yeah. 
But I know I'm buzzing for it. 

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I do either. 
You watch your traders, no? 

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No, never watched it. 
I don't even get the concept of 

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it. 
See, weird that it's fun to do 

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because I've done that touch 
show. 

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In the actual show though, they 
all have to live together while 

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the series is on, which is a lot
more frustrating. 

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Someone told me that they do 
that. 

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For a White Lotus, you ever see 
White Lotus? 

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The cast have to live in the 
resort. 

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Why? 
Director I think it's like an 

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indulgence thing of they're like
make them uncomfortable and 

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everything that shows all about 
tension and that kind of stuff. 

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I hate you see, when actors are 
like, oh, to get into the the 

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mind of this guy who's in a 
wheelchair. 

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I was in a wheelchair for three 
years. 

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How about you act you didn't. 
How about you just? 

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Fucking act. 
You didn't have to. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Jared Letto, when he was the 

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Joker was like killing pigeons 
and sending them to like his 

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castmates. 
And you're like, how about you 

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put on the clown makeup? 
Can I? 

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Can I? 
Maybe there's an understatement 

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as a bit much. 
It's a bit. 

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Much. 
I'd have gone up to him, but 

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like, man, not necessarily. 
Like, yeah. 

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Well, do you know Daniel Day 
Lewis when he played one of the 

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Guildford Four? 
Yeah, because obviously man was 

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in prison. 
Joined. 

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Yeah. 
No, no, he actually went to 

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prison for three days and stayed
in. 

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Prison. 
Well, he's a man. 

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He is a method actor, Yeah, but 
I think he's an OK level of 

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because he does it. 
But I think he, I don't think 

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he'd be coming up and saying to 
you, well, he wanted to see what

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I was doing there. 
He goes about it in the 

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background when he was doing he 
was doing some movie, went to be

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a cobbler for like 3 months in 
Italy. 

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He wouldn't. 
He's not. 

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But he wasn't saying then his 
cast me. 

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It's fucking brogues that he's 
made. 

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He's not doing an Instagram 
story about it like. 

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Exactly. 
Yeah, he's, you know, he's just.

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Doing it in the background. 
Not a film by Ken Loach to win 

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the shakes to barley question. 
My friend Shane was in that and 

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he said that when they did the 
scenes where the British Army 

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came in and attacked them, you 
weren't allowed to meet the army

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until the till the scene 
started, right? 

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So basically like you you. 
Weren't catering having a having

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a? 
Sandwich. 

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Shortbread with them before. 
Basically like they would be on 

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a different set and then they 
would come in as a scene saying 

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you January was the first time 
you saw them and they were 

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attacking you. 
So you had this genuine hatred, 

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you know, report with them and 
stuff. 

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I would not like to be around 
method actors. 

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No. 
People who take it away too 

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seriously, I can't get on board.
What's your man called that's 

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married to you? 
One from neighbors or home and 

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away. 
The ginger herd curl. 

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Kylie Minogue. 
No, he was day. 

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He doesn't. 
He does add EG. 

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Oh, Sasha. 
Baron Cohen. 

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Yeah, he does that kind of 
stuff, doesn't he? 

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Just method like he does. 
He just does characters. 

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I think he does method. 
Yeah. 

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But he stays in the character 
all the time, not only oh. 

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When he's filming, maybe he 
does, no. 

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But like I taught that even when
the cameras off to get into the 

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road that he stays in it. 
Like, I don't know. 

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I don't know. 
I used to, I love, like, hidden 

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camera shows, right? 
Like the idea of all that stuff.

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But part of me watching it goes 
even though I get up on stage 

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and talk and be silly and be 
deprecating all that kind of 

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thing, making for themselves, 
basically. 

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Yeah. 
I don't think I could do that in

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public when the person doesn't 
know. 

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Yeah, I know what you. 
Mean, if that makes sense. 

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Do you think you could do like a
hidden camera show where you're 

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pranking someone? 
I've done ones that got videos 

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like that before, like what, 
when Mckagney dress up as 

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priests and go to Pride? 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

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And we like, interview all the 
like, really homophobic 

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Christian like preachers. 
But we're like putting out 

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rosary beads that are like anal 
beads and we're holding up like 

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big dirty signs. 
That's really funny to me 

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because I think those people are
Dick heads. 

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So it's OK. 
It's if someone's really nice, I

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feel bad about doing it, yes. 
But those people like use your 

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pricks anyway. 
So I don't mind doing this. 

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There was such a golden age of 
that kind of show. 

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Yeah, Dumb Jolly. 
Remember Dumb Jolly? 

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Of course. 
Yeah, the big phone in the 

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library. 
There was a great Irish one as 

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well. 
It was a Oh, no that no, no. 

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Just for laughs though, Keith 
Keith Law Just for laughs, a 

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Local 1. 
God's name. 

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Balls of steel was my go to 

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Of steel he's my read glasses 

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given a show. 

450
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,640
Netflix comes up there and 
around and William Thompson 

451
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:40,080
separately and goes unlimited 
budget one season, 6 episodes. 

452
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,000
Whatever genre, whatever you 
want can be a drama, it can be a

453
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,320
sitcom, it can be a sketch show,
a hidden camera show, a 

454
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,000
documentary, a movie. 
Whatever you want, you got it, 

455
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,320
Will ET. 
I'd want to make like bad boys, 

456
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:58,640
something like bad boys. 
But you want you want to make 

457
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,120
bad boys. 
I would like to just remake Bad 

458
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,400
Boys. 
You want to be naughty little 

459
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,960
boy and naughty little boy 
William Johnson. 

460
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,160
Bad boys and I'm just, well, 
Smith in it and it is not 

461
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,480
acknowledged. 
Everyone else is the same cast, 

462
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,520
so. 
You're Martin Lawrence. 

463
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,600
Still, I'm like who the fuck is 
Reggie right 30 is fucked. 

464
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,480
Yeah, I'm just well Smith in it 
how we bald wife as well. 

465
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,920
I'm just full well Smith, my 
kids his. 

466
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,440
Character doesn't and Bob boys 
though. 

467
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,480
No, but. 
But you so you you want. 

468
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,440
I want a wee bald mental wife. 
So that's written into the 

469
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,560
story, that's. 
In the story. 

470
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,480
Yeah, right. 
And you want, like, his kids as 

471
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,040
well. 
Jaden Smith is going to play 

472
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,000
himself. 
Playing your son, Yeah. 

473
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,800
Right. 
Yeah, and it's no one 

474
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,200
acknowledges. 
And would you be willing to be 

475
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,920
method for that? 
Would you move into Will Smith's

476
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,000
house? 
Yeah, and he moves in with Nanny

477
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,520
Sheila. 
Yeah, yeah. 

478
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,360
And Ballybean, yeah. 
Right. 

479
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,880
I would like, I'm not from 
Ballybean, but I can move in 

480
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,560
there. 
Yeah, yeah. 

481
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,800
Don't know, but yeah. 
Oh, I didn't like our boys. 

482
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,560
He didn't like that. 
From when I was like fucking 12.

483
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,520
But I dropped it to your house 
recently, you know that 

484
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,520
apartment blocked the year and I
was going to buy the house next 

485
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,280
to you know that I viewed the 
house next door to him. 

486
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,080
He he, he made sure that didn't 
happen. 

487
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,160
No, but no but. 
I went to every restaurant that 

488
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,560
might never serve I. 
Didn't like to drive down. 

489
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,200
Yeah, it's a fire like they 
keep. 

490
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,480
Giving them more clothes but 
where he lives but I would love 

491
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,320
that now that's a show you and 
Will Smith swap lives. 

492
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,040
He tries to slap people around 
Tully Cornet. 

493
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,680
Yeah, he's going to get, he's 
going to get one back. 

494
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,680
A. 100%. 
You can't get on like that. 

495
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,080
Like he's not getting the stand 
ovation after doing that, No. 

496
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,080
Day I have to watch his wife go 
with his son's mates though, 

497
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,400
because I'd be like, can you 
keep? 

498
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,400
I'm watching. 
What she did? 

499
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,120
Oh, you'd hate that, would you? 
Because of WWE. 

500
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,280
You little. 
Pervert I wouldn't be in is 

501
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,040
that. 
What she did? 

502
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,640
Yeah, yeah. 
She cut off with. 

503
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,360
Openly you're serious like 
they're in or. 

504
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,240
They're swingers. 
Yeah. 

505
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,120
Oh, yeah. 
Yeah. 

506
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,040
Oh so. 
I didn't know that. 

507
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,320
I get a big Tom Jones I don't 
fancy. 

508
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,920
Her at all like. 
I wouldn't touch. 

509
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,920
Well, that ruins the. 
Swingers party. 

510
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,760
Well, I'm not about that at all.
No. 

511
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I wouldn't touch that. 

512
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,600
Like no hair that's not. 
The hair thing. 

513
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,240
Yeah. 
It's not the hair thing. 

514
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,320
You don't like your attitude, 
actually. 

515
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,680
It won't be for me, no like 
right? 

516
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,920
He's racist, you see. 
No I'm not. 

517
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:24,120
My ex-girlfriend was from India.
I've had two ex girlfriends from

518
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,640
India. 
Now you're getting more and 

519
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,600
more. 
Now you're not getting like a 

520
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,680
fetish thing. 
Yeah. 

521
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,600
And we're going back this year. 
My wife is Northern Irish so it 

522
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,720
can't be like. 
Yeah. 

523
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,040
So yeah, it's a diverse range of
axes. 

524
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,400
Yeah, I've had a lot of 
different nationalities, like 

525
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,280
Spanish. 
Can we go through Just give us a

526
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,240
list? 
Philly, his father. 

527
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,640
We're here, around the world, in
any fucking dash. 

528
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:59,920
High 5. 
Christopher Columbus, OK, give 

529
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,400
us nationality. 
English, Irish. 

530
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,760
Don't join them all. 
Yeah, yeah, Irish. 

531
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,160
God, how long was it? 
How long was it? 

532
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,920
9 episodes. 
A laugh like pipe man, right? 

533
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,720
Irish first one. 
Irish. 

534
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,960
Yeah. 
English. 

535
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,880
Half Indian, half Trinidad and 
Tobago. 

536
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:30,240
She was very nice English. 
Yeah, we've had that. 

537
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,720
No, there's another one, all 
right. 

538
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:36,040
DJ called. 
English South African. 

539
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,760
Right. 
Which kind? 

540
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,000
Lebanese. 
Oh. 

541
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,960
Lebanese thought they didn't 
like it. 

542
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,600
Yeah, that's all right. 
They're. 

543
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:52,920
All good Lebanese, Irish. 
Yeah. 

544
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,640
Indian. 
Yeah. 

545
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,360
Northern Irish. 
It's that guy with Alabama 

546
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,000
trying to remember what 
nationality is so. 

547
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,680
That's my grandma trying to 
guess what. 

548
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,000
Iraq and McDonald's. 
Iraq. 

549
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,880
Iraq. 
Oh yeah, there's a girl. 

550
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,920
From Iraq, she left me because 
she got an arranged marriage. 

551
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:18,520
Right back home like. 
No in London, no. 

552
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,880
I was only with her like 3 weeks
like. 

553
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,760
That's an ultimate relationship.
My mom I was. 

554
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,240
Only going on dates like where 
you going on dates and I have. 

555
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:31,280
To get married here sorry yeah 
you like a better it's not fun 

556
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,280
before she gets it's. 
Not you, It's my marriage. 

557
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,000
Do you notice that every time my
date? 

558
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,880
My husband's being dead weird 
about Was it Jada Pinkett Smith?

559
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,440
You notice every time I've dated
somebody, they all the next 

560
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,120
person they meet, they always 
married them. 

561
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,680
Are you? 
Good luck, Chuck. 

562
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,360
I think I'm that guy. 
I but I think that's a good 

563
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,720
thing about you. 
I think you're ready in them. 

564
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,840
I'm getting them ready. 
Exactly because you can't 

565
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,640
commit. 
Because you've got more 

566
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,240
nationalities to take off your 
list. 

567
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,520
No, Yeah, but I'm very, I'm 
getting married in a few months 

568
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,160
and I'm absolutely. 
Do you have a global load to 

569
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,320
text on? 
Do you have a global load to 

570
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,400
text on? 
No, no, no, no. 

571
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,720
But I like Judy knows like, 
yeah, like got him. 

572
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,120
I'm 10 years old nurse. 
So I've 10 years and I've single

573
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,120
for quite a long time. 
Yeah. 

574
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,400
So we've gone on dates and, you 
know, had like 345 week flings 

575
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,160
and does work out, doesn't work 
out kind of thing like, you 

576
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,200
know, but when I was living in 
London, like, I mean, sure. 

577
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,440
Where's your? 
Everybody, every nationalities, 

578
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,520
they're like, yeah, so it's 
great, you know, yeah, but yeah,

579
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,480
so, but no, I'm very happy now. 
Would you? 

580
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,480
Like none with a nice white 
woman. 

581
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,480
I'm happy because that's where 
it's stop. 

582
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:44,360
And you stop and arranged The 
arranged marriage thing reminds 

583
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,880
me of although it's not the 
same. 

584
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,080
But like we talked about married
at first sight love, everyone 

585
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,800
can love you. 
He's obsessed. 

586
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,000
I love it. 
But say you were. 

587
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,440
Say you were single. 
Say Julie leaves you tomorrow 

588
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,400
and she goes. 
Sorry, Andrew. 

589
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,360
I know we're about to get 
married. 

590
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,080
She was. 
I know she loves me. 

591
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,560
I know we're about to get 
married in September. 

592
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,720
But she was. 
But listen, my mom and dad have 

593
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,280
only gone on the range of 
marriage for me here. 

594
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:06,640
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

595
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,080
Yeah. 
Right. 

596
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,200
Andrew Ryan. 
Fast forward a year. 

597
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,080
He's ready to date again. 
Right, OK. 

598
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,120
The producers of First Dates go 
Andrew, we know you're a fan of 

599
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,840
the show. 
We would love to have you on. 

600
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,920
Yeah. 
Do you do it? 

601
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,440
100%. 
See, I would have thought you 

602
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,760
wouldn't be up for that no at 
all, because you're methodical 

603
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,840
like. 
No, no, no. 

604
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,640
I'd have gone on that because 
like when you're talking about 

605
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,360
Willy there, but what show he 
wants to make? 

606
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,400
There's two shows I'd love to 
make, one about mediation. 

607
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,320
So basically I would like to 
make a documentary or TV show 

608
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,080
where I go and I resolve 
disputes. 

609
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,560
I'm the mediator like. 
Personal disputes. 

610
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,400
Corporate. 
Disputes like instead of going 

611
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,320
to the courts like that sounds, 
let me sit down with you and I. 

612
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,920
Will in as that. 
Shoot, that sounds a good show. 

613
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,440
Stephen Graham would be 
classing. 

614
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,000
Yeah, the mediator. 
The. 

615
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,400
Mediator like and I could. 
Listen to him, yeah. 

616
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,120
You've never seen that Scottish 
sketch. 

617
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,360
Scottish sketch where the 
husband and wife go to 

618
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,560
counseling and the husband's 
like she's always nagging. 

619
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,960
I mean, not let me watch 
football accounts. 

620
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:00,920
Good. 
Yeah, you're right. 

621
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,600
Me. 
I have a point anyway, I'd like 

622
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,320
to do mediation or something to 
do with. 

623
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,880
I got a phone call from First 
Dates London all by the 5-6 

624
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,200
years ago, right. 
To see what I'd like to come on 

625
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,880
to because I knew someone who 
was a producer and they knew I 

626
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,200
was single and we're trying to, 
it was only in like second or 

627
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,160
third season. 
They were trying to get people 

628
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,720
in and who were kind of like 
would be able to talk and kind 

629
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,000
of be on camera and stuff. 
And they asked me what I go on. 

630
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,920
I was very close to doing a Zoom
call. 

631
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,320
Not a Zoom call. 
I had two phone calls. 

632
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,360
You had to go into the 
restaurant. 

633
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,240
They were like, sorry, we 
actually don't have any. 

634
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,240
But I've actually got a book. 
Don't like the look here like. 

635
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,160
Friends like no no. 
So and a few people that have 

636
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,880
done it done that show, but 
yeah, 100% go on maths. 

637
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,200
See, Andrew Ryan has a People 
won't know this about you. 

638
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,120
People, I think think you're 
very like very well thought out 

639
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,360
and you weigh everything off for
a long time. 

640
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,000
I do yeah, any decision. 
But you also have a we we 

641
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,560
fucking button. 
Oh, listen, I tell. 

642
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,840
People don't know that bit 
about. 

643
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,000
Listen, when the when the lights
are off, Andrew has a bit of fun

644
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,360
like or the lights go on. 
I don't know what's the phrase? 

645
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,120
Is there a phrase? 
No. 

646
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,480
When the lights go off, Andrew 
has some fun. 

647
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,920
I've never heard that one 
myself. 

648
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,240
Now see, you do have like a new 
hat. 

649
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,920
I mean, that's your kind of only
setting. 

650
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,600
I yeah, it's like I listened to 
last week and you described me 

651
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,760
as a Furby dipped in Red Bull, 
and that is entirely accurate. 

652
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,720
Would you not use that as a as a
biola? 

653
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,200
Yeah, for stand up, I'm either a
gremlin you've poured water on, 

654
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,520
yeah, or a barren hibernation. 
Yes. 

655
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,400
Can I just say that the three of
us, you're what you're 

656
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,080
describing there is an exact 
example of what happened in 

657
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,440
Dubai. 
We have three different 

658
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,560
personalities and each of our 
personalities came out in Dubai.

659
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,240
Yes, right. 
So for example. 

660
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,200
Sum it up. 
Sum it up right, we go to Dubai,

661
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,160
OK, Shane's personality, I'm 
here to work, chill out, going 

662
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,360
to have a sauna, going to go for
a run, going to get me fluids in

663
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,040
or whatever he takes right and 
then I'm going to. 

664
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,680
Have foods or whatever you 
whatever you take. 

665
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,480
Water or whatever, what do you 
take? 

666
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,960
Under first dates, what are you 
taking here? 

667
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:04,320
Fluids or. 
Bodily. 

668
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:08,080
Or alcohol you don't be very 
very very sort of like let's 

669
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,240
have dinner at six after the 
show going to go back to the 

670
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,760
hotel right kind of thing right 
whereas I. 

671
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,600
Pour in. 
There is one people. 

672
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,200
No, but you know what I mean, 
right? 

673
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,280
I'm like very similar to Shane. 
But after the show I'm like, no,

674
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,160
I wouldn't mind one or two 
pints. 

675
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,240
Maybe stay out for an hour and a
half. 

676
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,280
Willie, see you at 4:00 in the 
morning. 

677
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,320
I have a. 
Basically, so like we had three 

678
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,600
different stage. 
I have a plan that regiment the 

679
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,240
plan I'll stick to. 
You have no plan. 

680
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,680
You have a plan that you're 
willing to come off. 

681
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,000
Yeah. 
Yeah, basically he goes to bed 

682
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,640
first, I go to bed second, he 
goes to bed third. 

683
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,080
You're lucky if I go to bed. 
You're lucky if I go to bed at 

684
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,560
all. 
Yeah. 

685
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,080
I remember seeing him in the 
fire at a hotel in in Dubai. 

686
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,120
And Remember, Remember that 
night we went out, we watched 

687
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,280
the football in the bar, yes, 
and we had two drinks. 

688
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,200
Just a little mandate 2 of us. 
We whatever had a big dinner, 

689
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,240
sat in the hotel bar, had a 
couple of pints. 

690
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,040
He went off to meet his mates 
Willie and we had two pints went

691
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,760
to bed. 
Whatever say 10:00 whatever it 

692
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,760
is right. 
We get up in reception following

693
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,840
morning, whatever 9:00 AM he 
comes down well times you get 

694
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,480
out last night or half four 
where that literally just some 

695
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,840
that trip. 
Yeah, yeah. 

696
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,080
That's me everywhere so. 
We stayed out, but to a point, 

697
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,560
yeah. 
You're right, I have no plan for

698
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,480
anything ever. 
I weighing my entire life. 

699
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,360
But you would like with the 
Manjano and the weight loss and 

700
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,480
like the more Gemin and all that
kind of thing, do you still get 

701
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,200
that urge to just go for it or 
does it take that away it? 

702
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,400
Takes it away, but that's where 
you know you persevere and it's 

703
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,160
your well bar to be a Willy 
Pontiac. 

704
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,200
Yeah, your Willy part yeah. 
So the the like compulsion, the 

705
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,200
dude isn't there, but your 
dedication to it is there 

706
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,400
because. 
Someone who was talking to me 

707
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,960
recently about Manjano's epic, 
all that kind of stuff, said it.

708
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,240
It takes away cravings across 
the board. 

709
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,120
Yeah, but I didn't know that. 
I thought it was just. 

710
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,440
Food. 
Everything you don't want. 

711
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,240
Do you know when you crave 
something, you feel like you 

712
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,680
need to do it? 
Dairy Milk. 

713
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,960
Almond Dairy Milk. 
You're there's. 

714
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,400
No addictive substances in that.
Substances in that. 

715
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,720
Well, there's something that's 
like, you know. 

716
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,240
Like there's no addictive 
substances. 

717
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,440
In that I think there is, yeah, 
I think. 

718
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,040
You can get, you know, I'm 
addicted. 

719
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,680
To traits sometimes. 
Well, do you know what you 

720
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,400
could? 
Get rid of that. 

721
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,360
If you shed dog. 
If you got rid of all your yeast

722
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,760
in your stomach and your sugar 
is pulling in, your should. 

723
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,920
Have a colonic. 
That's what I did as soon as I 

724
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,360
got my colonic done. 
I never. 

725
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,200
I didn't eat chocolate for 
months because I didn't have a 

726
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,880
Craven for the sugar because I 
cleaned it all out. 

727
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,920
Yeah. 
And how did the are you when 

728
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,440
they give you a colonic? 
Are you like under anesthesia 

729
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,840
or? 
You just sitting with your legs 

730
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,960
up in a towel over you like you 
just put in yourself like. 

731
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,480
Oh sorry, maybe you can do that 
yourself like. 

732
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,520
If you need the machine like 
pumps the water in like. 

733
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,160
Yeah, but just. 
They don't do. 

734
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,640
Everything discounted from 
China. 

735
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,680
Now you get one of those 
machines like £75 like. 

736
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,040
Yeah, tariffs. 
Doing self clonies. 

737
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,480
Tariffs coming? 
Down, don't worry. 

738
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,200
But really, like, you look 
fantastic, man. 

739
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,840
I think it's feeling good. 
Yeah, but it's all changes. 

740
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,520
You look like a guy who's just 
got out of prison and started a 

741
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,800
tech talk channel. 
Yeah. 

742
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,000
Do you know what I mean about 
how he's trying to? 

743
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,520
Expose something big, but we 
have to stay tuned. 

744
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,360
Yes, but nothing ever. 
Happened not like you're trading

745
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:24,160
and it's very vague, but you 
know you're you're trade. 

746
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,960
So you're saying like urges and 
things you would want to do 

747
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,200
across the board. 
So cannot even be like. 

748
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,560
They are talking about using it 
for Alex, like people like if 

749
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,520
you're an alcoholic and you know
those first two weeks, 3 weeks 

750
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,440
are the hardest. 
They're talking about giving 

751
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,360
them like the strongest strength
so they don't have. 

752
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,120
The presence for it, yeah. 
Is this legal? 

753
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,200
Yeah, it's entirely. 
Legal. 

754
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,200
It's an NHS, yeah. 
What about sex drive? 

755
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,040
That's still there, like, yeah, 
right. 

756
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,080
That's still there. 
Can you get an injection to get 

757
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,680
more of a sex drive? 
I know you can take Viagra and 

758
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,360
stuff, but like you can get like
what's the thing called? 

759
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,720
Naise Testosterone. 
I feel like the most confused 

760
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,600
pharmacist ever. 
Yeah, yeah, I'd like a wee bit 

761
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,920
off before the holiday, but 
just. 

762
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,120
These fisherman's friend Baraka 
because you know the way if 

763
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,760
you're like trying to buy you 
buy other stuff yeah these hair 

764
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:20,920
jet wet look hair jet and yeah 
and and Uber up is there a pill 

765
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:26,320
for if I want that like that a 
lot of sex like could you yeah I

766
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,840
mean. 
Test these Jelly baby gummies, 

767
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,440
do they? 
Yeah. 

768
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,440
I think testosterone would does 
boost your sex drive, but I 

769
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,000
think a lot of guys think their 
testosterone is lower than it 

770
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,920
is. 
I I'm going to get like, I'm 

771
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,719
like, I'm fine, yeah, that's OK.
But like, I like, you're safe. 

772
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,800
I like more of it like. 
You want more sex drive? 

773
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,040
I'll. 
Just, you know, be good to get 

774
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,719
married, like get married soon 
and be you don't. 

775
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,480
You don't. 
It's called such a stride. 

776
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,360
That's what holds me back, 
genuinely. 

777
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,560
See, if I was neutered, I'd be a
billionaire. 

778
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,800
Yeah, he needs to be a eunuch. 
If he was a eunuch, he'd be 

779
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,000
bigger than Dave Chappelle. 
Yeah, have you got a high sex 

780
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,120
drive? 
Like. 

781
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,680
Like you don't ever see dogs 
shagging lamppost. 

782
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,200
Yeah, I look gotta be like you 
guys. 

783
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200
I'm trying to fucking Will Smith
my way into that. 

784
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,520
So like. 
Can I ask you a question? 

785
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,520
Are you with somebody? 
No, no, no. 

786
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,760
OK. 
Friends. 

787
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,760
Just got friends. 
Is it? 

788
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,600
Yeah. 
Yeah, I've got friends, but I've

789
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,160
got friends. 
So how are you really? 

790
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,120
It's like sandpaper. 
How are you, what are you doing?

791
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,480
What are you doing with the sex 
drive? 

792
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,240
Are you going out like and 
meeting people or? 

793
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,600
Not, not as much. 
I've got no because I'm like 

794
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,280
after people at home, so I can't
really do that as much. 

795
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,240
OK, but OK, it's. 
It's ripped off me, basically. 

796
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,520
Yeah, yeah, looks like fucking. 
What's his name in the 

797
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,720
Falklands? 
What's his name? 

798
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,520
Of Jesus Christ. 
What's it time in Western? 

799
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,640
It looks like a lion bar that's 
been left out for like two or 

800
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,640
three seasons of weather. 
So what, are you pulling the 

801
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,920
head off yourself? 
Yeah, yeah. 

802
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,000
All right. 
Yeah, OK. 

803
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,200
Yeah, leaving it for 10 minutes,
coming back and finishing it 

804
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,080
off. 
Jesus, that's. 

805
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,960
Not right. 
But wanking? 

806
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,160
No, leave it for 10 minutes for 
half a day. 

807
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,200
I. 
Was making a Guinness joke. 

808
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,360
Yeah, I, I, I, I I don't 
subscribe that either, Andrew. 

809
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,280
What wanking? 
No like like boys who are like 

810
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,080
Oh yeah like 4 a day bullshit. 
No, I'm not that many. 

811
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,920
Bullshit. 
I know. 

812
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,160
I've had three in the midst of 
this pocket. 

813
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,400
Willie T doing kill Toddy or 
kill Toddy picture in a minute. 

814
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,600
Oh yeah. 
Bought himself designer clothes.

815
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,040
Get an outfit. 
Get an outfit change. 

816
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,800
Oh, you got it from, like, House
of Fraser, and you were carrying

817
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,400
the bag. 
You know, they're like shopping 

818
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,920
bags women get. 
Yeah. 

819
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:41,080
You know, the shopping bags, the
guys, because we're like, very 

820
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,080
wanting to look like masking and
stuff. 

821
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,160
We would carry it in like, a 
really awkward way. 

822
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,560
So we don't carry it like a 
handbag. 

823
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:46,800
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

824
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,480
You know, and it's way more 
hassle to carry it the way we 

825
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,080
are. 
Yeah. 

826
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,600
Willie swarmed in, and I mean 
swarmed in. 

827
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,720
All four stone of them swarmed 
in with this designer bag over 

828
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:00,520
his shoulder and said Willie's 
got options. 

829
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,600
But he did an outfit change at 
the break and I went, why have 

830
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,640
you changed clothes? 
And he said wasn't sure what I 

831
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:13,320
wanted to wear. 
Yeah, and that's my like I still

832
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,320
I'm compulsive in ways. 
So I'm just like a wear both. 

833
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,320
Yeah. 
What's are? 

834
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,720
You when you see a compulsive in
ways when you did would like 

835
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,000
have you had to buy a whole new 
wardrobe now because of your 

836
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,240
weight loss? 
I'm not going to do that because

837
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,720
I'm that's the fat line of me 
trying to get. 

838
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,960
Out. 
He's in there like I'm trying 

839
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,240
not to do that because I've lost
loads of weight before and then 

840
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,040
get in the back and then had no 
clothes. 

841
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,600
So like they're still it's like,
have you ever seen Spider Man 

842
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,240
and the Green Goblin mass talks 
to him. 

843
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,080
That's my like XL jumpers just 
whispering to him. 

844
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,120
Yeah, a turmeric Twix you still 
have. 

845
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,240
Are you order a Chinese? 
Do you feel like like with your 

846
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,320
cerebral palsy, do you feel the 
symptoms way less? 

847
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,800
My knees are definitely a lot 
better because they're carrying 

848
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,520
the fucking weight. 
Yeah, because I have, I have the

849
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,480
knees of like, do you like like 
Razor Roddick? 

850
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,280
Like a 60 year old footballer 
who did not look after himself. 

851
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,040
Like a wrestler who's still on 
the circuit at 70, Yeah. 

852
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,200
Yeah. 
You're like, he's still got it. 

853
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,520
You're like, he doesn't. 
He's MP. 

854
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's so my knees are fucked. 

855
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,320
So they're a lot better now. 
Yeah. 

856
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,920
I'm delighted. 
I'm delighted, Freeman, because 

857
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,400
you look great. 
I. 

858
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,480
Think but I'm now panicking 
because I will have to stop it 

859
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,480
eventually and the panic is do I
just pilot? 

860
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,920
Do I just no. 
Because I I think you're used 

861
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,240
to, I think this is your size. 
I think. 

862
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,680
I know it's easier said none, 
but I think you like this so 

863
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,400
much. 
Say, but Graham, you know what, 

864
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,600
Gremlin? 
Well, he's like he has Willy. 

865
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,120
Graham, Willy. 
Have you ever gone to therapy? 

866
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,160
Yeah, went to therapy once on 
his office, was in the Holy 

867
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,400
Lands and he was awful. 
Yeah, you say you sly like. 

868
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,040
It was such a decade, yeah, but.
That's not that, you know, 

869
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,720
that's. 
Did you just walk into did you 

870
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,680
get the wrong address and you 
just went there was like some 

871
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,400
students from Tyrone and you 
were like boys are just like I 

872
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,120
need to love myself anything 
Shut up. 

873
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:58,760
You're like it's terrible. 
What do you say? 

874
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,840
What do you prescribe? 
He's like come to have a lie not

875
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,680
but what was he just like you 
don't think he was that well 

876
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,520
qualified? 
I, I don't know, I just he was. 

877
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,400
Did you lie down on like a 
shades long time? 

878
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,520
No, I sat down on a chair like 
this. 

879
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,720
On a creator tenant. 
My Basic Instinct. 

880
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:14,840
Right. 
Yeah, yeah. 

881
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,280
I'm a sitting like this and I 
was like, my job can't stress me

882
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,480
out. 
Like I can get I can get my head

883
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,600
about my job. 
And I went, what's your job? 

884
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,720
I'm a stand up comedian. 
And I swear to God, he went. 

885
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,160
And I'm actually, you actually 
said you could come. 

886
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,480
I would have complained them 
there then. 

887
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,880
Am I supposed to know who you 
are? 

888
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,280
And I'm like you're, you're 
supposed to have an office where

889
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,960
I can't see people doing rock 
the boat outside it while I'm 

890
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,360
talking about. 
It But what if you misheard him 

891
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,560
and he went? 
How am I supposed to know who 

892
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,480
you are if you don't know who 
you? 

893
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,640
Are no, he didn't because I'm. 
There I should be a therapist. 

894
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,280
It's burnt into my head of him 
gone. 

895
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,840
Yeah, I'm like fuck. 
You well look. 

896
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,320
He clearly don't stand up in 
2012. 

897
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:00,520
Yeah, he died at the power once.
You've got unlucky there and I 

898
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,960
think my experience of doing 
terrible. 

899
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,520
He's trying to do is, he's 
trying to pitch his new show. 

900
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,760
He's trying to pitch a mediation
show, yes. 

901
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,240
What you got to do is. 
You mediate. 

902
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,200
Between getting a therapist, 
like shopping for clothes, you 

903
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,760
have to shop around until you 
get the right one. 

904
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,360
Yeah, and I've had about four 
different ones. 

905
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,280
Shagged Daniel. 
No, no. 

906
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:24,640
Why are you doing? 
Statistically, Andrew for like. 

907
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,000
Blank. 
Why you deny it? 

908
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,240
No. 
Shagged any therapists? 

909
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,560
There's not been mine but of 
dated therapists before. 

910
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,200
Really. 
I think I'll be a big mine. 

911
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,880
Fuck I. 
Hardest people after. 

912
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,040
That they're like you think it 
was. 

913
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,360
Hardest people today, Therapists
and teachers. 

914
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,960
Hardest people to death. 
Therapists and teachers. 

915
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,720
Why These teachers can only go 
on holiday a certain time of the

916
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,880
year, right? 
Most expensive time, Yeah. 

917
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,360
Easter holidays, summer 
holidays. 

918
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:01,320
And they like being in control, 
you know, teach talking to you 

919
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,880
like you're a student. 
And you're arguing with them and

920
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,960
they're gone. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

921
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,720
I need a piss. 
May I? 

922
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,200
Can I go for? 
Can't. 

923
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,440
You can, yeah. 
OK, I think you're old enough. 

924
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,080
There was a guy there used to be
a guy in my school thing called 

925
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,240
Kenny Wong, right? 
Not in my ear. 

926
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,680
An RRE teacher was like Kenny, 
he goes, Kenny won't play this 

927
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,680
guy in this school. 
And I was that we thought about 

928
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,200
he goes, he was in a he was, I 
don't know. 

929
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,640
It stands out to be from like 
second year. 

930
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,960
But RA teacher Mr. Walker was 
like once Kenny Wong put his 

931
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,160
hand up, he was like, yeah, 
Kenny, But he said he had it up 

932
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,240
for ages. 
I had to wait till I was 

933
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,360
finishing what I was teaching 
and I was like, yeah, Kenny, 

934
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,520
what is it? 
And he goes, Sir, may I vomit? 

935
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:47,120
And the teacher was second 
class. 

936
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,320
But I think that was nice of 
him. 

937
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,640
Lastly. 
Yeah, that's really good. 

938
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,040
That's really fast. 
Can I vomit? 

939
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,160
Maybe. 
When was the last time you 

940
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,280
vomited? 
About a month or two ago. 

941
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,240
Really. 
Yeah. 

942
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,160
Booze. 
Awesome. 

943
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,480
And the paint man. 
No, I overdid overdid it in the 

944
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:11,560
gym. 
I went to the gym with a bit of 

945
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,160
a full stomach and I got 
vomited. 

946
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:18,320
No very late just kind of then. 
But I've gotten sick other times

947
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,320
like. 
Yeah, for sure. 

948
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,880
Yeah, you know, mostly, mostly. 
Mostly if I'm hungover or I've 

949
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,520
had a good night, like the 
light's been off. 

950
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,920
Well, he takes a wee book 9 
again. 

951
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,560
I'm a, I'm a tactical. 
Booker, he's away. 

952
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,640
He's away on the DL. 
Booker Like yeah, yeah, yeah. 

953
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,520
There's no shame, see? 
If you see me, see if we're on a

954
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,080
night out and you're like, well,
even hitting the pints hard and 

955
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,080
then I come back with my eyes 
water in a wee bit, I'm like, 

956
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,120
no, I'm grand. 
Yeah, the tactical. 

957
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,320
You've been that therapist in 
the Holy Land. 

958
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,040
You're shag. 
Thank you. 

959
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,360
That's £48. 
Would you, would you ever go 

960
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,240
back and get a therapist, start 
again because you had a bad 

961
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,800
experience? 
I wouldn't write them all off 

962
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,000
like. 
No, I wouldn't. 

963
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,200
I should. 
I should do it. 

964
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,240
I think it's, it's great. 
I like normal, doesn't it? 

965
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,240
Oh yeah. 
The idea of going to therapy, 

966
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,800
like let's be honest, when 
you're younger and you're 

967
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,800
probably a bit more insecure and
all of if a friend said they 

968
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,960
were in therapy, I think you you
wouldn't be a deck, but you'd be

969
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,960
a bit like taken back. 
That would be shocking. 

970
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,720
That could you in your head like
especially when you're younger, 

971
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,520
you think it's only for the most
extreme of things or whatever. 

972
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,000
I'm a bad judgment off. 
You go to it for like no reason.

973
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,200
Well, do people do that though? 
Yeah, if they're like, Oh my 

974
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,000
fucking pet Robert died and they
went to shut up. 

975
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,040
When I see things, kind of 
watching this, definitely, yeah.

976
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,880
Do you know the only I've done 
therapy. 

977
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,800
No fears then I finished in 28. 
Last time I did it was up until 

978
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,880
20/22. 
And this was what I learned 

979
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,920
overall that actually this is 
the only like I I went because 

980
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,680
of family traumas and death and 
all that kind of stuff. 

981
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,040
But I had an issue and what I 
learned the most about it, and I

982
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,560
really thought it helped me and 
it still helps me, is that I 

983
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,880
used to really get anxious and 
stressed about other people's 

984
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,880
behavior. 
Yeah. 

985
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,960
About how they were behaving 
towards loved ones of mine or 

986
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,880
whatever. 
And then what I did was when I 

987
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:04,360
really got got true to me that 
like, I am not responsible for 

988
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,840
other people's actions. 
I'm responsible for how I 

989
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,080
respond to that, but not for 
that. 

990
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,480
And when you can separate that 
and it really helped me is like,

991
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,000
well, I can't control how that 
person is going to behave, so 

992
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,120
why am I going to worry about 
it? 

993
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,240
Yeah, yeah. 
All I have to do is just react 

994
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,000
appropriately and take the 
emotion out of the reaction and 

995
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,760
then take emotions out. 
Don't react emotionally, you 

996
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,320
know. 
Did you feel it was like a key 

997
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,760
to it? 
And once you once that got in, 

998
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,600
you can always apply that. 
Yeah, like I had to kick 

999
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,200
somebody out of my life 
basically like and, you know, 

1000
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,160
and have done, you know, like 
and an incredibly difficult 

1001
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:44,880
thing to do, you know, and, and 
I did it as a form of self 

1002
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,040
protection. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1003
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,360
And once I did that, I actually 
felt really guilty for doing 

1004
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,240
that because that person 
obviously wanted to come back 

1005
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,200
into my life, but I had to keep 
that wall up and keep that 

1006
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,560
boundary there. 
And once I did that and then I 

1007
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,120
was using therapy as a way to 
cope with that. 

1008
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,720
And once I, the therapist 
explained to me, like, why are 

1009
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,280
you feeling bad and upset for 
somebody who hurts you? 

1010
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,040
And I went, OK, that. 
So what you need to do is you 

1011
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,840
need to say, I feel great for 
protecting myself. 

1012
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,520
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1013
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,200
And you know, and then the power
kind of flips. 

1014
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,240
Then that person then realizes 
that they can't get back into 

1015
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,040
your life. 
So what happens then is they 

1016
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,680
either go to rock bottom and 
they realize that they have to 

1017
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,600
change and go on their own 
journey, or you stay and keep 

1018
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,520
protect yourself. 
No, I'm not saying the door is 

1019
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,960
always closed for that person, 
but that club will only be 

1020
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,520
reopened when I can see that 
there's a significant change and

1021
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,840
that they've done that work 
themselves. 

1022
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,440
So I would feel bad about that. 
I would feel bad like, oh, that 

1023
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,880
person's on their own and all 
that kind of stuff. 

1024
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,480
No, I can't be be around that 
person. 

1025
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:51,480
And ever since I got that might 
at my life bar a few things of 

1026
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,320
the things that only I can 
control you, I I'm very happy in

1027
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,040
life with the things that I can 
control. 

1028
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,480
And then once I realized that's 
where my happiness is and the 

1029
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,640
things that I can control my 
health, my well-being, my 

1030
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,360
relationships, my work, anything
else, I can't control that. 

1031
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,160
So why am I letting that impact 
my my mood? 

1032
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,880
And I think that was the best 
thing I ever got. 

1033
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,720
And I'm more confident. 
I'm such more confident 

1034
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:19,120
personnel because of that. 
And I think therapy does teach 

1035
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,480
you that. 
And if you're looking at trying 

1036
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,400
to kick any habits or substance 
or is there anything like that 

1037
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,880
you're trying to do, They don't 
go or just stop, they'll go to 

1038
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,040
the right. 
Why did you feel the need to do 

1039
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,400
it in the first place? 
And it goes all the way back. 

1040
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,960
He thinks that if I was a 
therapist. 

1041
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,720
He knows and he gave me with. 
Addiction that my advice would 

1042
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,360
be I'll just stop it. 
Like, yeah. 

1043
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,840
Yeah, you'd be like. 
Why? 

1044
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,040
It's just. 
It's an escape. 

1045
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,080
It's. 
An escape. 

1046
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,120
That's not true, you know, but 
like. 

1047
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,880
See, my thing is that I'm not 
anxious. 

1048
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,120
I'm angry because, you know, I 
was, you know, a little weird 

1049
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,680
kid. 
So sometimes I'll just randomly 

1050
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,480
think about times as in school 
where like they'd call me little

1051
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,720
peg boy and like like slap my 
teddies and I go like the 

1052
00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:00,480
teachers don't laugh. 
This is you're not like laugh so

1053
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:04,480
that like slap the teddies and 
all be and like poor yogurt on 

1054
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,120
me and sometimes I'll just be 
what? 

1055
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,160
Yeah, Yeah, it was it was 
Harmon. 

1056
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,520
So they become a little pig boy 
and like, like slapping me 

1057
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,600
around like in PE and all like 
give me red pits and like 

1058
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:20,080
juggling my belt stop often this
is serious and the like. 

1059
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:25,240
I remember one time in PE I was 
like there was a girl I fancy 

1060
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,800
and I went over to talk to her 
and someone like I was like oh 

1061
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,520
hi and someone just came over 
and left them on top of like 

1062
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,640
jiggled my bed like shook me 
like a wee carton of juice. 

1063
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,920
So I will think of that every 
now and that's why I'm angry all

1064
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,160
the time. 
Is that serious? 

1065
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,640
No, you see. 
No, that you know all that 

1066
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,840
happened. 
First of all, the barriers to 

1067
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,840
entry for you in therapy is 
just. 

1068
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,920
You've just proven it. 
You're right away. 

1069
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,560
Because there is not one way in 
which you can actually connect 

1070
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,680
with yourself straight away. 
You went to a joke there rather 

1071
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,240
than actually going. 
Why am I getting angry? 

1072
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,120
Oh, I'm the barrier, I. 
Am he does do that? 

1073
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,680
What call people we pick boys 
and. 

1074
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,640
No, you will like, you will 
like, make a joke first as like 

1075
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,520
I think we all do. 
Yeah, offense mechanism. 

1076
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,760
I'll. 
Actually say something very 

1077
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,000
serious and then the joke I'm I 
actually I'm quite in touch with

1078
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,560
why I am angry. 
I think you're very glad. 

1079
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,360
No, no, no, no, no. 
I don't think you give yourself 

1080
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,600
enough credit. 
Yeah, I actually don't think 

1081
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,600
you'd give yourself enough 
credit. 

1082
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,920
Since you'd like lost the 
weight, Yeah. 

1083
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,880
And you and you like your 
appearance more. 

1084
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,760
You're way less harsh than 
yourself. 

1085
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,440
Yeah, but. 
Like after gigs and stuff you 

1086
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,160
canmore you you still, but be 
any gig, whether you did good or

1087
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,560
bad, you'd be like I hated that 
and stuff. 

1088
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,240
Yeah, no, I come off stage and 
be like no one they're fucking, 

1089
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,120
no one loves me. 
It's like it's the power of me. 

1090
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:42,920
It's not that they. 
Yeah. 

1091
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,800
But now you're, I think you're 
just more like if you would have

1092
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,720
in general had more of a furrow 
bra, you know, you're yeah, 

1093
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,520
yeah, yeah, I think. 
Even when I do that, I'm not 

1094
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,480
angry about it. 
I'm more logical about like, OK,

1095
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,600
I did that and I need to change 
that, but it's not like fucking 

1096
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,920
yes, I wasn't coming. 
Up. 

1097
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,920
You're just more at ease in 
general. 

1098
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,000
Yeah, and also as well as the 
fucking. 

1099
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,720
Actually, I kicked them. 
Years ago, you know, if you're 

1100
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,960
another example there. 
Exactly, Andrew. 

1101
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,280
Yeah. 
You're right, go for it. 

1102
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,920
I bring a bit of light to this 
comedy. 

1103
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,880
I'm trying. 
To say to us, is that like now 

1104
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,680
the fact that you're feeling 
good about yourself and the way 

1105
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,760
you look and all the work that 
you've done in yourself, and I 

1106
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,200
think I said it when you walk in
the door, didn't I? 

1107
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,320
Don't you? 
Think you look fantastic. 

1108
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,480
So you've got you've got 
something really there to hold 

1109
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,880
on to. 
Yeah, You know what I mean? 

1110
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,960
I had to build on to go right. 
If I can, if I can make this 

1111
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,880
change over the last four or 
five months, what else can I 

1112
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,000
change? 
Because you know you can do. 

1113
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,000
It it's. 
About it's about taking every 

1114
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,920
day wake up, I don't want you. 
What I say to myself in the 

1115
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,040
morning, I don't know. 
It's good. 

1116
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,680
Not every day, but I said I'm in
charge of me today. 

1117
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,560
I'm in charge of me today. 
Where do you say it? 

1118
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,440
Say to me head on the way, on 
the way to key radio. 

1119
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,800
I'm in charge of me today, yeah.
Imagine you're out the traffic 

1120
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:56,160
lights neck and neck, Andrew. 
He just says it on the radio, 

1121
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,800
but your radio breakfast, I'm in
charge today. 

1122
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,120
I am the captain. 
I'm in charge of me too. 

1123
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,760
See, I think the thing with me 
is I, even if I do something 

1124
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,880
well, inevitably in my head tell
myself I will fuck it up. 

1125
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,080
No, but I will almost fuck it up
deliberately. 

1126
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,040
You're a sabotage. 
You're an overtinker. 

1127
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,280
I'm a sabotage. 
So is that because you're used 

1128
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,280
to failure? 
Yeah. 

1129
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,640
And you're used to being put 
down. 

1130
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,240
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1131
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,320
OK. 
So what you've got to do is 

1132
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,000
you've got to work on yourself 
esteem, first of all. 

1133
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,640
You're right, you're so right. 
But I'm so uncomfortable and 

1134
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,240
that's. 
Your question and I I know this 

1135
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,000
is kind of got a bit off pace. 
By the way, people like. 

1136
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,720
People want stuff too. 
What do you like in a 

1137
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,720
relationship with a person, male
or female? 

1138
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,760
Like after six months, are you 
insecure? 

1139
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,000
Would you clash yourself as 
needy? 

1140
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,160
Would you clash yourself as 
like, like, you know what I 

1141
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,720
mean? 
Like if you were to ask your 

1142
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:53,440
last two relationships, a 
parent, ex partners, whatever 

1143
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,400
and said to him what were you 
like in the relationship? 

1144
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,160
You know the way some people are
needy, whatever or were you 

1145
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,960
distant? 
Were you not emotionally 

1146
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,080
connected? 
What was it give me? 

1147
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,440
That she and answer that. 
For why? 

1148
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,520
How would you do? 
Start therapy again, I'll go 

1149
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,280
with you. 
Can we go? 

1150
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,560
I'll go. 
Right. 

1151
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:13,640
So if he doesn't mind me saying 
Willie is very, I hope you don't

1152
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,520
mind me saying this. 
I think he's like scared to be 

1153
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,000
happy because like you say, you 
think you'll fuck it up. 

1154
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,760
So he goes into it thinking 
either it's going to like end 

1155
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,040
soon or it's not going to be 
good. 

1156
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,800
So he can't enjoy it while he's 
in it. 

1157
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,640
And you also. 
Even if it's going well, we'll 

1158
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,840
start. 
Finding ways for it not to go 

1159
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,440
well, it's. 
Like you don't just, you know, 

1160
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,960
what is it like your fear of 
rejection? 

1161
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,360
So what you're doing is you're 
probably putting barriers in 

1162
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,880
place to protect yourself from 
being hurt. 

1163
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,800
Yeah, I don't like the idea that
someone else can be responsible 

1164
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,040
for my happiness. 
Yeah. 

1165
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,800
But which is silly because but 
what you should be in love is 

1166
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,280
class. 
But why are you putting your 

1167
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,360
responsibility, happiness on to 
somebody else? 

1168
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,560
No, but I mean in a relationship
when someone else can. 

1169
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,280
But you have to make yourself, 
you can't like, take my 

1170
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,760
relationship with Judy, right? 
We're both like, honestly, it's 

1171
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,480
the best relationship I've ever 
been in because Julie, I can be 

1172
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,920
myself 100% of them. 
I can. 

1173
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,200
And I know that on my worst 
days, she's totally cool and on 

1174
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,720
her worst days, I'm totally cool
because we've got that level 

1175
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,760
right? 
And I and it's, you have to at 

1176
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:19,040
some point in your life take 
like I would probably say to you

1177
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,440
is like, you're probably, Oh, I 
really like this person, but I'm

1178
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,960
scared to commit because I'm 
worried that it's not going to 

1179
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,640
work out. 
So you're constantly trying to 

1180
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,960
protect yourself from being 
hurt. 

1181
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,680
So what you got to do is you've 
got to start repairing what's 

1182
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,000
going on inside yourself first 
to say to yourself, you know 

1183
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
what, go and take a chance with 
somebody. 

1184
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,800
And if and if it doesn't work 
out, it doesn't mean it's your 

1185
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,040
fault. 
It doesn't. 

1186
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,880
Maybe you're in a different 
place than where they are in 

1187
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,960
their life. 
Maybe you're looking for 

1188
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,080
something different than there 
you take it or go. 

1189
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,960
I've learned from that rather 
than I've been rejected again. 

1190
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,480
Oh, no, no, I don't learn from 
that. 

1191
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,080
It's just yeah, but I get what 
you mean. 

1192
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,920
But I. 
Think you're improving on it as 

1193
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,600
well? 
But I think I think I may like, 

1194
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,800
honestly, I've known you, known 
you like four or five years and 

1195
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,960
stuff like that, like, and you 
know, you're, I think you're a 

1196
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,560
lot more smarter than what you 
give yourself credit for like. 

1197
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,680
A lot more smarter. 
At least like I think he's. 

1198
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,560
This is such a lovely. 
One I think I think you've like 

1199
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:13,720
hold you 2720 May if I had what 
you had a 28 if I was 28 and I 

1200
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:15,040
was offered. 
You'd be a lot more happier. 

1201
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000
No, but if I was 28 and I was 
offered your career, but when I 

1202
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,720
was 28, I'd have bitten your 
hand off. 

1203
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,400
Yeah, because what? 
I'm again See, I couldn't be his

1204
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,760
therapist. 
I fuck about the winner. 

1205
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:32,840
I would Fuck yeah. 
I'm trying to get through this. 

1206
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,240
Is the problem you have such a 
wall? 

1207
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,280
Do you know what it is? 
Wall has like I will literally 

1208
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,280
let someone talk seriously for 
10 minutes. 

1209
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,440
I'm not whole time go. 
Do you have like, you have like 

1210
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,840
a boss level, but like when you 
beat the boss, there's another 

1211
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,960
boss? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1212
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,280
It's like it. 
Comes back up there's. 

1213
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,600
Too many like we tiny Furby type
bosses. 

1214
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:55,560
Yeah, that's what you you're 
like, you're like a wee I think.

1215
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,920
Do you remember Men in Black? 
The peel the guys face off and 

1216
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,360
there's like a wee alien in his 
head. 

1217
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,200
Control and everything. 
You just have a wee, cheekier 

1218
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,720
version of you. 
You have like a Wee Willie 

1219
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:08,560
driving in your and he's like, 
yeah, he's sabotaging. 

1220
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:09,800
Can I can I ask you this 
question? 

1221
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,960
I might ask you this question as
well. 

1222
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,320
Really. 
First, give me 5 things you like

1223
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,760
about yourself. 
Oh easy, I can give you 10. 

1224
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,240
I'm getting, I'm getting give. 
Me 5 things you like about 

1225
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,240
yourself. 
My top lip give. 

1226
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,680
ME3. 
I'm very chilled out, I'm very 

1227
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,440
easy going. 
Chilled out, easy going, right? 

1228
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,560
That's one that's. 1 Good music 
taste. 

1229
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,920
Too. 
I do have great suck my deck 

1230
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:37,520
have great music test. 
Music is objective. 

1231
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,200
Well, that's an open mind. 
Like I wouldn't go like I won't 

1232
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,920
listen to that because it's so 
I'll listen to anything and I 

1233
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,800
can put a good pint away. 
OK, so first of all, the three 

1234
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,560
things that you said about 
yourself started great. 

1235
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,920
The first of all, the three 
things, drink pints, like a 

1236
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,240
drink pints, right? 
The three things that you said 

1237
00:54:56,240 --> 00:55:00,040
about yourself there, not one of
them was relating to you. 

1238
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,360
It was all related to other 
things, music, pints. 

1239
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,720
And I mean, you're going right? 
There was only two of the tree, 

1240
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,520
right? 
That was a great time. 

1241
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,040
That's a. 
Good time, right? 

1242
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,840
Right. 
That's a guy I want the stag do.

1243
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,880
You see what I mean? 
Give me 3 things I. 

1244
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,840
Don't want to be dressed in a 
game suit at 2:00 in the morning

1245
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,600
and he's like. 
What I'm going to ask what are 

1246
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,840
you happy about? 
I'm going to ask Shane his 

1247
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,080
treatment. 
Then I'm going to ask you 3 

1248
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,200
things you don't like about 
yourself. 

1249
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,040
So think about those treaties. 
Give me three things that you 

1250
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,800
like about yourself. 
OK. 

1251
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:36,680
I I like the like, I like people
to be happy. 

1252
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,080
I like to try and make people 
happy, but less so when a people

1253
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,520
pleasing way And I just like, I 
don't know, I like the. 

1254
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,280
Guy a good guy? 
Why? 

1255
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,000
I just like people to have fun 
and stuff and be. 

1256
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:56,960
Perfect #1 give me two. 
OK, I I'm I always try and see 

1257
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,840
the good and a bad situation. 
OK, right, 911. 

1258
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,880
Cheaper flights. 
So give me the good in 9/11 

1259
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,680
cheaper flights, OK? 
And. 

1260
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:19,040
America got with the deserves. 
I think I, I think I treat them,

1261
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,040
I think I treat like I treat 
people with respect. 

1262
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:26,440
Like say for example, you go to 
a show and this sounds like a 

1263
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:30,200
given, but it doesn't speak to 
everybody in the venue, the same

1264
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,080
person that the person that owns
it and. 

1265
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,760
OK. 
So all of the things that you 

1266
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,800
like that you like about 
yourself, you're doing it all 

1267
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,320
for other people, nothing for 
yourself. 

1268
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,560
Right. 
OK, the three things that you 

1269
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,320
like too, Yeah. 
Is music and playful to do it. 

1270
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,960
You know, give me three things 
that you don't like about 

1271
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,920
yourself. 
My constant fucking. 

1272
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,920
I have this desire that 
everywhere I go, even if I don't

1273
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,560
like someone, I want them to 
like me even if I don't like 

1274
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,920
that fucking person, which is 
annoying. 

1275
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,200
I'm very cheeky and I don't mean
to be. 

1276
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,240
I don't know how to fix that. 
That's, I can't help it. 

1277
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,320
Third one. 
Oh, now we're going deep. 

1278
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,160
Just anything. 
Anything. 

1279
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,480
Probably my nose. 
OK, physical appearance, right? 

1280
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,600
Give me 3 things you don't like 
about. 

1281
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,720
Yourself pig boy nose. 
Can be too competitive. 

1282
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:35,600
Both things, OK, His nose 
punctuality. 2. 

1283
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,760
People believe me. 
OK, straight away I've seen a 

1284
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,320
pattern. 
The three things that you like 

1285
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:54,440
about yourself are all to do 
with other things, other people 

1286
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,120
or other objects. 
The three things that you don't 

1287
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,800
like about yourself are all 
about you. 

1288
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,840
So you don't like the fact that 
you're smart and all this kind 

1289
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:02,840
of stuff. 
You don't like the fact that 

1290
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,120
your punctuality. 
So the three things that you 

1291
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,240
like are out in front of you. 
The three things you don't like 

1292
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,280
are all inside you. 
OK, you've got to flip that man.

1293
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,520
So if you were to ask me what 
are the three things that I 

1294
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,400
like? 
3 things are I like the fact 

1295
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,960
that I keep myself healthy and 
fit relative. 

1296
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,760
I like the fact that I work hard
and I like the. 

1297
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,040
Fact that we're getting me to, 
yeah. 

1298
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,200
And I like the fact that I've 
come from a really good. 

1299
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,600
I was brought up really well by 
my mother. 

1300
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:30,840
See what I mean? 
Yeah. 

1301
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,320
The three things that I like are
all I like around, kind of like 

1302
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,040
me and about like. 
And I like the fact, you know, 

1303
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,880
you can do four or five. 
I like the fact that, you know, 

1304
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,360
I go to bed at night and I feel 
good. 

1305
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,960
I don't go out of my way to hurt
other people. 

1306
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,040
So my actions. 
I like the fact that I'm like 

1307
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,480
that. 
If you've said things, I, you 

1308
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,640
see what I'm saying? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1309
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,160
So like all the things that you 
don't like are always about you,

1310
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,560
but all the things you do like 
are all about other things. 

1311
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,480
You have to really start, start 
liking yourself. 

1312
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,120
Like, you know, so that's the 
kind of way I would look at it. 

1313
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,800
But you know what I mean? 
Like like that's just the 

1314
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,160
pattern straight away. 
I think I do like myself, yeah, 

1315
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,720
but I'm not in a. 
Arrogant way. 

1316
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
No, but what I'm trying to say 

1317
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,280
to you is, is that like, I think
a lot of the time it's kind of 

1318
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,160
like, you know, especially in 
what we do and the world that we

1319
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:22,560
live in, like, you know, the 
content you you can view people 

1320
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,880
like we all have a laugh and a 
joke and we all take the piss, 

1321
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,880
not have to crack and we all 
funny and blah, blah. 

1322
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,280
It's all great. 
It's all brilliant stuff. 

1323
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:33,440
But also I don't think 
especially comedians, I think 

1324
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,280
comedy comes probably sometimes 
from a place, from a weird 

1325
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,120
place. 
Whatever background we have, our

1326
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,480
family dynamic and all that kind
of stuff. 

1327
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,000
We don't actually turn around 
and realize like we're actually 

1328
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,160
good people. 
Like all the things that you do 

1329
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,280
like that we've done over the 
years, you've done over the 

1330
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,040
years I've done whatever, all 
the stuff that you've put on, 

1331
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,880
all the stuff that you've done, 
like it really helps people. 

1332
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,320
Like I think we don't give 
ourselves not same. 

1333
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,360
We need credit to be held. 
Held. 

1334
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,440
Time is 3 straight white meals 
so well. 

1335
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,680
Two straight, two straight 
meals, one by, straight one by. 

1336
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,080
Bicycle, yeah, is. 
That is it about time that we 

1337
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,400
just give ourselves a put in the
back. 

1338
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,000
No, I think it's about time we 
learn to actually just go and 

1339
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,120
enjoy. 
Enjoy the like yourself. 

1340
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,960
Yes, people do like what we do, 
and we have. 

1341
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,080
We've done like it's good that 
people feel good, but that's not

1342
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,280
a selfless transaction, in my 
opinion. 

1343
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,200
Yeah, We are not doing that to 
make people feel good. 

1344
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,480
We're doing it so people can go,
you're good. 

1345
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,640
Yeah, well done. 
So what? 

1346
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,000
I'm trying. 
To say to you is that the only 

1347
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,360
thing I ever got out of therapy 
is I like, I know something like

1348
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,760
I like myself. 
I'm not arrogant about it. 

1349
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,880
Like, you know, I'm an average 
fella. 

1350
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,760
I enjoy the fact that I enjoy my
work. 

1351
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,680
I enjoy my home life. 
I have. 

1352
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,000
I've played the cards that I've 
been dealt the best way I 

1353
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,160
possibly can, but I also feel 
I've played. 

1354
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:50,840
Stealing the name of his show. 
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1355
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:55,400
It's a generic. 
But my point is, my point is, is

1356
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,600
that like, actually, what are 
you doing that's so bad to 

1357
01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,280
people? 
You're not doing it. 

1358
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,160
So why are you so self critical?
Like I don't commit crime. 

1359
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,200
I pay my taxes. 
I'm a normal member. 

1360
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,560
So there's something I who you 
know what I mean, so. 

1361
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,000
It's kind of like, oh, actually 
when I think about it, like my 

1362
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,160
contribution and my thing 
actually go actually, you know, 

1363
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,600
I like myself as a person. 
I don't do bad by people. 

1364
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,880
I try and do the best that I can
all the time. 

1365
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,880
So that's good. 
And I don't think, I think I 

1366
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,320
don't think people respect 
themselves enough. 

1367
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:29,360
Sometimes we're OK, you know, 
We're just, you know, so sorry, 

1368
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,440
did. 
You ever get a therapist you 

1369
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,840
didn't listen to? 
Because I had like, like a weird

1370
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:33,760
face. 
Huh. 

1371
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,040
Just let you know. 
Like if he had a weird facial 

1372
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,000
expression. 
Yeah. 

1373
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,520
What? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1374
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,680
And like, of course, Eubank was 
your therapist. 

1375
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,120
I couldn't listen. 
Oh yeah. 

1376
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,600
Like have you ever seen Chris if
it was Chris Eubank 

1377
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,360
interviewing? 
Junior or senior senior? 

1378
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,240
Oh, it's like you need to love 
yourself. 

1379
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,520
That'd be like, I think you need
to love yourself. 

1380
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,960
You need to love Express 
Express. 

1381
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,080
Yeah, that's more recent times. 
I'm talking not Chris Eubank, 

1382
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,840
Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, even back in the day

1383
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:03,720
you're. 
Not full of love. 

1384
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,960
Yeah, you have the. 
Yeah. 

1385
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,440
By the way, you don't need to 
manipulate your nose. 

1386
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,840
I don't know where I recognize 
that nose from. 

1387
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,600
That's a Chris Eubank senior. 
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta 

1388
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,800
learn to like yourself. 
But obviously not in an arrogant

1389
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,520
way. 
Do you know what I mean? 

1390
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,960
Not like thinking you're above 
everybody. 

1391
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,000
Did you like Chris Eubank? 
Junior smashed the egg in front 

1392
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,320
of Ben's head. 
Yeah, I was up because he ate 

1393
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,960
too many eggs and he had 
poisoned. 

1394
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,240
Yeah, he failed the test. 
That's when this goes out, the 

1395
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,480
fight will have happened. 
Yeah, they see Chris Eubank 

1396
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,680
seen. 
You're talking about that? 

1397
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,000
Yeah. 
You think you're clever? 

1398
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,120
You're not clever. 
Yeah, You're disrespectful. 

1399
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,360
You die. 
How dare you? 

1400
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,560
How dare you mess anyone? 
But they don't talk, do they? 

1401
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,280
Father and son, not anymore. 
How long? 

1402
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,120
How many years? 
Four or five, Really. 

1403
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,280
Thanks. 
It's that bad. 

1404
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,960
Yeah, yeah, Chris Eubanks in 
your fellows went to bed loopy 

1405
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,960
doopy. 
And this is a guy who was loopy 

1406
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,120
doopy in 1983. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1407
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,800
And that's a long time ago. 
Now he's like doing interviews. 

1408
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,040
He's got like a fair coat, no 
shirt on, talking about the 

1409
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,840
queen. 
Jim Tommy Turner. 

1410
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,600
Yeah, all mate. 
I found it really difficult. 

1411
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,080
The spirit inside me, Tommy's 
like what's the spirit now? 

1412
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,000
And I was like, what is inside 
me? 

1413
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,840
Yeah, it just wasn't going 
anywhere. 

1414
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:20,120
How dare you ask me that? 
I know this is going out now 

1415
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,920
after the fight, but will Chris 
Eubank senior be at the fight? 

1416
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,080
No. 
He's banned, is he? 

1417
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,360
Not banned, but Chris, he won't.
He won't acknowledge Junior. 

1418
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,720
Why did it fall out? 
Because Chris Eubank. 

1419
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,640
Chris Eubank lost the son. 
So like Chris Eubank, junior 

1420
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:36,320
brother. 
Yeah. 

1421
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,120
And that obviously, like hit the
family very hard. 

1422
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:44,000
And in that time, just after 
that, Chris Eubank junior wanted

1423
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,160
his dad not to be like his coach
basically didn't want him in his

1424
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,240
corner because there was a big 
thing of like, he's holding them

1425
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,080
back. 
So he wanted to switch trainer, 

1426
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,440
like boxer switched trainers a 
lot. 

1427
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,120
And Chris Eubank senior, took 
that very, very badly. 

1428
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,440
Rejection from yeah. 
Yeah. 

1429
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,080
So they don't talk at all. 
But the press conference is 

1430
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,240
unbelievable. 
Yeah. 

1431
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,680
Yeah, Chris Eubank Junior wants 
Eddie Hearn about £1,000,000 

1432
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,800
with him because Connor bands 
Chris. 

1433
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,680
Yeah, Connor bands Eddie Hearns 
Fighter. 

1434
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:15,200
And then there's this rumor that
and Chris Eubank Junior isn't 

1435
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,960
that. 
I know that he was Neymar. 4 

1436
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,720
million from Gamble. 
I've heard about that and every 

1437
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,640
time he's asked about it. 
That's none of your business. 

1438
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,600
Yeah, Neymar the football. 
Yeah, apparently Chris Eubank 

1439
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:29,120
junior owes Neymar £4 million. 
Did Neymar's coming after him 

1440
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:32,000
for it? 
But his injuries at the minute 

1441
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,520
fancy my chances. 
As he injured again. 

1442
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:35,920
It just gets injured all the 
time. 

1443
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,840
Is he Saudi? 
Arabia is it his sisters back 

1444
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,200
to? 
Brazil, I think he's, he's a 

1445
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,320
footballer, never reached his 
peak. 

1446
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,920
So he I disagree do. 
You think he was good? 

1447
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,360
I think he was one of the best 
players on the planet. 

1448
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,720
Yeah, but I think the. 
Style he didn't is good at is 

1449
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,400
not the style that's most 
effective now like if he hadn't 

1450
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,880
been about 20 years ago. 
Yeah, yeah, I agree. 

1451
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,320
But would have been bigger, so 
say bigger. 

1452
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,800
So he's going back fine. 
He's. 

1453
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,560
Going back to Santos right in 
Brazil, but he's got some injury

1454
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,800
and I don't know if it's around 
the time of sister's birthday. 

1455
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:10,440
Like he always, he always. 
Goes to the court. 

1456
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,840
He was injured for Karen but. 
This is sister's birthday 

1457
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,200
separate. 
I think he always just goes to 

1458
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:18,280
his sister's birthday party with
an injury, but apparently he's 

1459
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,480
injured. 
I'd be injured like. 

1460
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:25,680
If it was your sister. 
I'm not saying I'm in the says 

1461
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,480
there's but Neymar sister and 
make an exception. 

1462
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,840
If you were Neymar. 
Yeah. 

1463
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,480
Oh, really? 
But I'm but incest. 

1464
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:38,080
I'm me. 
Not alone, Not alone. 

1465
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,640
You feel like you feel like a 
teacher who's losing them to the

1466
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,520
board. 
Insist against the rules. 

1467
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,680
Really, I thought we'd made 
progress in this podcast. 

1468
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:51,120
Love. 
Yourself, Neymar, Chester. 

1469
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,320
And your name? 
The crucial bit of it is your 

1470
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,280
Neymar. 
Yeah, I'm not saying a word if I

1471
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,960
was Neymar, I'm just saying I 
understand, not saying I would. 

1472
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,880
You understand what? 
I I'd go visit her. 

1473
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:06,200
Have you seen a sister? 
Yeah, she's I think, I can't 

1474
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,600
really add picture, but I think 
she's beautiful, right? 

1475
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,600
Yeah. 
So you but if you're a Neymar. 

1476
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,320
But not then William. 
Walmart. 

1477
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,520
So you want to get off a Neymar?
Sister, you want to get off a 

1478
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,840
Neymar, Sister and you don't 
care if you're a Neymar. 

1479
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,240
I'm William. 
You listen to me. 

1480
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:27,120
No, I know. 
But if you were Neymar? 

1481
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,560
If you were changed in the 
Neymar. 

1482
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:33,600
No, that's assistance, says just
devil. 

1483
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,080
How dare you? 
How dare it's my. 

1484
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,800
Sister, therapy will never fix 
you. 

1485
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,800
But I think. 
Not break the therapist. 

1486
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:44,520
But I think yeah, his, he's 
basically said to his club, he's

1487
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,560
just signed for them and he's 
like, boys, I'm injured here, I 

1488
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,960
better go home and get treatment
for it. 

1489
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,320
And they're like, now we'll just
do it at the club and he's like 

1490
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,480
better I go home and they're 
like, we have a physio 

1491
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,560
department. 
He's like. 

1492
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,200
Ah, sticking on the carnival 
beads. 

1493
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,920
It needs to be done Samba. 
So I don't know what's happened.

1494
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:06,120
I do know that my son loves the 
Brazil Brazilian football ads 

1495
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,320
and night gods. 
I've been showing him like, 

1496
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,760
remember the one in the airport?
Yeah, is everyone's first 

1497
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:15,440
favorite footballer Brazilian. 
Ohh do you know who I think? 

1498
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,520
Ronaldo, Janine, you're played 
from Middlesbrough. 

1499
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,040
Ohh Janine, Yeah, absolutely. 
Ravioli ohh absolutely. 

1500
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,440
What a what a time for. 
Him, he loves it. 

1501
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,560
He he just did it before his. 
Travanelli, Ravinelli. 

1502
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,960
Ravioli fucking. 
Carbonara. 

1503
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,640
For. 
Ravioli and 

1504
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,480
Carbonarafrontaglitelli was 
unbelievable. 

1505
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,840
Penny, he was great. 
Penny was phenomenal. 

1506
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,240
He had a great World Cup but he 
didn't really do much. 

1507
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,080
I think Bolognese was 
underrated. 

1508
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,840
Very simple. 
I will be out of the net. 

1509
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,560
Unreal. 
Daniel, he was good. 

1510
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:56,680
What about hoops at centre back?
They were a good team, but you. 

1511
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:00,640
Would you? 
Would you go to the Carnival in 

1512
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:01,760
Rio? 
That's something you do. 

1513
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,560
No, a lot of crime. 
You get robbed. 

1514
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,440
Is there, especially if you're a
foreigner. 

1515
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,280
Apparently I've heard visit 
Brazil but don't go to Carnival.

1516
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,800
You visit Brazil, but you visit 
on a package, don't you think in

1517
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,400
a safe? 
I'm. 

1518
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:19,479
Going to South Africa, South 
Africa mate, that's key. 

1519
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,479
Safari. 
Really. 

1520
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,720
Yeah, you think that's OK? 
I'm going to check it out. 

1521
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,160
See, if you're going with a 
rifle, you're going to have. 

1522
01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:32,319
You had to kill once fire 
animal, but if you had to kill 

1523
01:08:32,319 --> 01:08:34,080
one. 
I wouldn't have to kill one. 

1524
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,439
No, he has an answer. 
Hyena. 

1525
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,080
Why? 
Bastard. 

1526
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,120
I'd kill a giraffe. 
What the fuck? 

1527
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,680
Is this thing it would look 
funny as it fell. 

1528
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:58,000
Like he's gone, he's gone. 
Yeah, plus the cars behind me, 

1529
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,399
but you see that. 
Yeah, I know. 

1530
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,160
That. 
Yeah, straight people could see 

1531
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:04,640
it from all around the park. 
Yeah, yeah, I want JFK giraffe. 

1532
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:08,120
Right. 
I'd probably go like hanging. 

1533
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,880
I wouldn't feel bad about that. 
Yeah, we bastards. 

1534
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,279
Like no one likes hanging. 
They are vicious though, aren't 

1535
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:14,399
they? 
They're like mongrel. 

1536
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:15,479
Dogs. 
Oh yeah. 

1537
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,840
Yeah, I love, I love a pet 
monkey. 

1538
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,760
Like, let's get a monkey left. 
But what animal would you like 

1539
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:21,720
to shoot? 
Oh. 

1540
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,240
I'd love a pet monkey with you. 
Like, I don't know, like I mean,

1541
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,479
what, what are they do? 
Like if you had a pet monkeys 

1542
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:28,200
you just it'd be like just the 
movie stepbrother. 

1543
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,840
I think the cracks like just be 
boys. 

1544
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:33,000
Just like hugging it and stuff. 
Yeah, so I can't cake them. 

1545
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,160
A monkey doesn't. 
Monkeys. 

1546
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,800
I have a cat. 
I have a cat now, Right? 

1547
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,840
Yeah. 
Finbar Martin Ryan, the Second, 

1548
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:42,520
the Duke of Cork. 
And I've googled a lot, like how

1549
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:49,800
to make your cat happy. 
Weird if you rub the chin, like 

1550
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,920
if you like rub their chin and 
they like focus around their 

1551
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:56,120
ears, they don't like being 
rubbed on their back so. 

1552
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:00,520
Yeah, I need therapy. 
Don't they sketch fucking big 

1553
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:09,320
tissue massage in his cap? 
But he enjoys it like, like so 

1554
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:13,240
Annie, all the catty, all the 
catty animals, I keep them alive

1555
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,800
like the lions and the tigers. 
Just real catty animals like 

1556
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:21,000
some some hippo. 
Here I was, I saw this thing. 

1557
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,880
You man the lion, you know man's
in prison the. 

1558
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,280
Lion Man. 
The king guy from the like the 

1559
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,880
guy from the pandemic. 
He's. 

1560
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,480
Gay. 
Yeah. 

1561
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,840
I didn't know he was gay. 
If you watch this show he fucks 

1562
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:36,200
a lot of guys. 
He's married to three men over 

1563
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,400
the course of the show. 
He's into a couple of things. 

1564
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,240
Tigers and deck and balls. 
Yeah, I didn't know. 

1565
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,320
All right. 
In the show, it's better. 

1566
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,160
I never. 
Watched the show. 

1567
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,600
Have you seen him? 
No, I've seen. 

1568
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,600
I've not seen the show. 
I. 

1569
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,320
Watched 12. 
So it's a slave to that guy. 

1570
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:54,360
Black the whole time, yeah. 
I didn't watch it right but I 

1571
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,320
heard that there's a fallout 
with him and a woman he had. 

1572
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:59,320
A called Joe Exotic. 
Yeah, but. 

1573
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,040
No woman, no girls. 
Like, Oh, you want to see my boy

1574
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,880
Joe Exotic? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1575
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:05,920
OK. 
I didn't. 

1576
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,000
Get it? 
I've used Matt Dasley. 

1577
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,280
Fantastic. 
He's that much? 

1578
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:15,120
What's his Barry Fandango? 
OK, yeah, he's gay. 

1579
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,240
I mean, he tried, tried to get 
Tara Baskin killed. 

1580
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,960
That's why he's in jail. 
And she's still alive. 

1581
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,440
Yeah, yeah. 
So is he in jail for life? 

1582
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,080
Is this? 
He was hoping Trump would get 

1583
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,960
him out, but everyone's 
forgotten about the show and no 

1584
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,440
one gives a fuck anymore. 
Yeah, they still locked up. 

1585
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:30,680
Yeah, he's got married. 
He got married to a guy in 

1586
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,480
prison. 
Yeah, see, you knew that but 

1587
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:35,000
didn't know he was gay. 
No, but obviously. 

1588
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,040
You're you're. 
I. 

1589
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,640
Thought. 
It became gay in prison. 

1590
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,080
Right, that's not. 
My point? 

1591
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,880
I didn't know he was gay, but 
it's like, oh, he's gay. 

1592
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,840
Covered in depth on the Show Me 
but. 

1593
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:50,160
I didn't watch the shows and 
it's worth watching. 

1594
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,120
Is it worth watching? 
Yeah. 

1595
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:52,960
Yeah. 
Is it real? 

1596
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,320
Like proper real? 
Yes, right. 

1597
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,880
Sometimes when America, I don't 
know if half the stuff is real. 

1598
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:00,440
His husband accidentally shoots 
himself in the middle of the 

1599
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:03,280
show, and at his funeral he does
a eulogy where he just talks 

1600
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,720
about how much he loved his 
balls. 

1601
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,520
Yeah. 
What? 

1602
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,960
That's I know, this is cross. 
That's gay. 

1603
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,920
To stand up at the funeral and 
go. 

1604
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,480
His bollocks were amazing. 
Yeah. 

1605
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,480
Very gay. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1606
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:21,360
Chad Watch Tiger King. 
I watched that, so yeah, yeah. 

1607
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:22,560
Great show. 
Lovely. 

1608
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,880
But you'll have no one to talk 
about it with if you don't watch

1609
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,440
it during lockdown. 
Brilliant. 

1610
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,080
It's all anyone. 
You'll be going up the people 

1611
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:31,240
like what about this? 
The best bit is when people are 

1612
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,720
trying to like kill them. 
Someone's messing with them. 

1613
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,280
And the poor like tuna juice all
over his shoes and he gets in 

1614
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,280
with the Tigers and they go mad 
for him and he has he's like 

1615
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,240
fuck off. 
Will you? 

1616
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,440
Is that the same where after 
like no one's come to help him? 

1617
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,200
He's like I called for help 
twice. 

1618
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:45,960
Not a fuck you. 
What do you need? 

1619
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,360
Nothing. 
I love that. 

1620
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,320
Yeah. 
It's real. 

1621
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,200
Well, OK. 
If you put him in a wee 

1622
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:56,520
sleeveless like flannel shirt 
and how to run the bike Joe 

1623
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,600
exotic zoo. 
I'd look like one of his 

1624
01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:59,840
husbands, yeah. 
Wow. 

1625
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,280
OK, I'm going to give it a go. 
Yeah. 

1626
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:03,880
Give it a go. 
Does anyone have anything they 

1627
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,640
would like to plug and promote 
before we do that? 

1628
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:08,160
Dan, We have, we have. 
We booked lunch today. 

1629
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:12,400
Yeah. 
Where do you want to go, Doc? 

1630
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:17,080
No time. 
Can I plug the Q Radio live 

1631
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,240
breakfast show? 
We're nearly so loud in Belfast 

1632
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,000
and we're off to Newry and also 
Derry. 

1633
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,960
Derry in May and Newry in 
September. 

1634
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,240
When's the Newry? 
Show September. 

1635
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:30,040
Is it a new Newry show or? 
Huh. 

1636
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,840
Are. 
You a different show when 

1637
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,520
although. 
Yeah, we're going to Belfast, 

1638
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,880
Newry, Derry, right? 
So we're on tour. 

1639
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,960
Well then, new Newry. 
Canal Court. 

1640
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,800
That's in Newry, OH. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1641
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,560
And then we're doing the 
Millennium Forum in Derry and 

1642
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,560
we're also in the Devonish. 
Devonish is just what sold out 

1643
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,200
so so oh. 
Is that Devonish? 

1644
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,880
Yeah, yeah. 
So close Q Radio live and filter

1645
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:53,200
on the road. 
So come see us. 

1646
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,480
We'll put the link in the 
description. 

1647
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,480
Will he tell you anything you 
want to plug more, even if it's 

1648
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,440
just a film? 
No. 

1649
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,200
How are you feeling now? 
All right, all right. 

1650
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,280
Well, we've come to the end of 
the session. 

1651
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,240
See all those things you're 
feeling? 

1652
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:08,080
Yeah, all the way you're feeling
about yourself. 

1653
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,240
And stop. 
Feeling good? 

1654
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,480
Stop feeling, stop feeling in 
general. 

1655
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,000
It's £48 guys. 
Thank you for listening and 

1656
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,840
watching patronpatreon.com site 
TV podcast. 

1657
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,000
Check it out. 
It's coming up right here. 

1658
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,720
Look at that. 
That's all the exec producers. 

1659
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:31,120
All the exec producers from the 
execute the Latin tier of the 

1660
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:34,880
patron right here. 
Look at all these boys and girls

1661
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,040
right here. 
We've got a name here. 

1662
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,200
We've got a name here, here, 
here, here. 

1663
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,920
Flash. 
Who was Jack the rapper name 

1664
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,520
here? 
Rainbow, thank you.