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Separate welcome to this episode
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episode are two returning 
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man mind Pride and Pinion, AKA 
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over the Internet for his his 
videos about watches and his big

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personality. 
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and this week he's joined by 
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We have a lot to talk about. 
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Me Podcast with my guests Dave 
Elliott and Nico Vanderhorst. 

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Please look, let's just get 
straight into it, Dave. 

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Drop yours first for Nico. 
Show them what you're working 

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with. 
Oh. 

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Version 5 my friend. 
I can use one to be fair. 

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I'm not the fittest anymore 
mate, but. 

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Nico. 
Does it work for you? 

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Well, it makes me feel guilty. 
Yeah. 

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It makes me go out. 
My heart. 

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It's too high. 
I might die here. 

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Right? 
Which is a nice reminder. 

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And style wise, let me see it. 
Sleek, Sleek. 

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Thin. 
Sleek black. 

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Stylish. 
Now do you know what I don't 

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like is the look guys you'll 
wear like the whip or the Fitbit

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on one arm and then the watch on
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You know. 
Too many things I. 

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Know I know what you're saying. 
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problem is with the whoop is 
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right? 
It works pride and pinion. 

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He runs the company. 
I do fuck all, basically, but 

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every day he's like, ah, my 
sleep score is like 40. 

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And I was like, I don't give a 
fuck. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, it's this obsession for 

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scores. 
Yeah. 

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And I'm like that really. 
I I'm a very addictive 

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personality. 
How many hours a night do you 

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sleep? 
You in bed late? 

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Yeah, I will be in bed very 
late. 

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Like what time? 
I'm not a very good morning 

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person, but I will be in bed 
about two, yeah, two, 3:00. 

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That's why you're not good in 
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That's that's late to go to bed.
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morning, woke up, I'd be 
grouchy. 

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I'm not a morning guy. 
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at 4. 
I'm just not in a great mood, 

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don't want to wake up. 
I go to I You got to go to bed 

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before the Before the Devil 
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You'll be asleep before 11. 
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Devil Time. 
He comes out of 12 but like I 

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get asleep beforehand to make 
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The devil might have left his 
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He might just going by feeling, 
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I hope would definitely be too 
confrontational for me, mate. 

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Yeah, your sleep score is 20. 
Yeah like and I have this thing.

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I may just go out snacking and 
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something. 
I just in bed for an hour. 

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You made that seem like it's 
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You're like, I just go snacking,
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it. 
I I sleep order Uber Eats. 

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I sleep drive to Tesco. 24 hour.
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Nico, what do you think? 
This is? 

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A Casio illuminator, Water 
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Classmate, it's got there. 
Actually saw you wearing some 

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different watch with the reach, 
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want to handle but some some 
some plastic. 

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No, it wasn't plastic. 
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gold colorish Oh. 
My friend was getting married 

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and then he he got the boys a 
nice nice fossil watch. 

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Yeah, I saw that's like, oh, 
he's, he's, he's making moves, 

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you know, he's making moves. 
Trying to be a real boy. 

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Yeah, man, that's. 
Better than the fossil was no 

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offence. 
This yeah, I just I like. 

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I just, you know, I just like 
Casio. 

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What do you, what do you wear in
there? 

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Big shooter? 
That's not a Casio. 

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No, that's a sound blasted. 
We shot male. 

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That's actually. 
That sounds like a breed of dog.

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Is your dog sound blasted? 
What kind of dog Hold on like 

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save as yourself sound blasted 
dog. 

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Yeah, that's that's that's sound
blasted RM11 Philippa Massa. 

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So it's a collaboration that we 
shot Mill. 

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The brand is done with Felipe 
Mossa, the former F1. 

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Driver. 
I've been calling that Richard 

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Mele for years. 
Anytime I read that brand the 

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magazine. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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But like the French are very and
the Swiss and the French are 

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very anal about like we shot me,
you know, it's like it needs to 

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be like a certain. 
Do you not get worried like 

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carrying out about? 
In order that issue fall, no, 

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no. 
In case of fall, yeah. 

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No, that, that would be a 
genuine worry for me, yeah. 

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You do like a bit like. 
You know banana skins slip. 

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I felt today before I came to 
the podcast, Yeah talk. 

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Stripped the word dustbin in the
massage. 

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Lost the head. 
So passion cluttered. 

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Dave's not doing podcast. 
He's 1/2 of the Chuckle 

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Brothers. 
Tripped over a dustman. 

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No, I thought. 
I thought it was done for it. 

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See this age you go. 
Nicole, when you travel, have 

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you ever had like a hairy 
experience where you think 

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someone's trying to steal? 
Your watch. 

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Oh yeah, that the night in 
Bangkok. 

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What happened? 
Can we talk about that? 

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Yes, yeah. 
So I had a prototype of a watch 

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on the sort of proto that the 
actual. 

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We released the watch together 
with a very important watch 

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brand I had #1 the prototype 
were for clean Fortune, right? 

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Like like ball ballpark. 
$550,000 Like yes, fucking what 

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sort? 
Of dollars like which country? 

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Like proper, like math crazy you
you'll love it. 

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It's an OR strap. 
The money love straps. 

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Yeah. 
Exactly but. 

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I don't know how you're just 
sitting with that. 

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I couldn't like put my hat if 
I'm carrying that much on my 

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wrist. 
If I had a 200 LB watch on, I'd 

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be so careful about where I was 
putting my hand down. 

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I'd just be so worried. 
What do you think can go wrong 

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with that? 
Nothing. 

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Well, if I go, if I go past 51 
metres, everything, according to

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the watch. 
No go past 51 metres. 

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But no, it was a it was someone 
tried to steal that watch 

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basically. 
And a friend of mine, Tommy, 

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Tommy Teeth, as I call him Tommy
Turkey Teeth, is from Bella 

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Mona. 
I thought you meant Tommy Teeth,

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like a thief. 
I was like, he's the guy. 

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He's like, this is what a thief 
would do if they. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
He went to some place here in 

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Belfast to get teeth but like 
the whitest I've never seen. 

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That's what. 
That's a mistake they all make. 

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Anyone who's getting taped on 
here don't have the whitest of 

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white. 
No, but they're like 2 levels 

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down white. 
Right. 

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Like whiter than white even. 
Like, it literally smiles and 

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it's like what? 
It's a bit wild. 

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Like so did he know someone he'd
tip you off? 

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Oh no, no, he, he looks after me
sometimes, right in. 

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What way that signs? 
Because if people try and rob 

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me, smiles at them and. 
In Bangkok they go get to it. 

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In Bangkok he saved me 
basically. 

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So he took the watch from the 
guy. 

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How did you know we got it off? 
Made I was absolute yeah I was 

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he just doesn't look out 
something he's amazing like but.

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Were you in a restaurant or? 
Like no, it wasn't a club by I 

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never get like that ever. 
Oh, you've. 

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Had a one or two. 
With 150 grand watch on. 

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And the problem is, I think I 
was drugged that night, right? 

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Sleep drug, those guys do it. 
You're like, hey. 

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I think I was drugged that 
night. 

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That was proper, like the 
Hangover experience. 

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And the funny bit is we were 
doing a photo shoot with our 

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clothing brand at that night and
it needed to be a bit of 

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hangover type of apes, right? 
But it. 

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Oh, you said you're a method 
actor. 

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You're like you had the IT. 
Was a while it wasn't wild or 

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what, That was ridiculous. 
Was it and when they get? 

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When they get I have to be. 
Careful, I want. 

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To know I don't know how I got 
back. 

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To that what were you drinking? 
What were you drinking? 

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Tequila, yes, yeah, yes. 
Straight, yeah. 

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But so tequila in in that part 
of the world or even in America 

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is like what whiskey is here. 
Like we only have shit tequila 

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and in here basically like the 
stinking rank bullshit, right? 

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Well, if you go to America. 
It's delicious. 

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Horrendously again. 
You then proceeded to do not a 

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Mexican song at all. 
You're doing we fiddly the 

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Irish. 
No, that's listen making bonds 

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mate. 
I'm not building walls, I'm 

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breaking them down. 
You're drinking tequila. 

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So tequila. 
So we have all sorts of whiskeys

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here. 
They don't have that there. 

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They have just all sorts of 
tequila, right? 

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So yeah, that was some 
experience. 

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So does it taste like the get a 
shot of it or do you have like a

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Tumblr? 
You ship it? 

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Yeah. 
How did the guy get? 

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Off your wrist was a sleight of 
hand. 

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I don't, I mean, I don't know 
very much about that night to be

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honest. 
And like. 

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So was it like that that's fold 
it onto your wrist or is it like

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through the week whole? 
I'm a strap. 

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I may have just oh, look at 
this. 

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I don't know. 
You know, see if you're in a 

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bar, I just let's come tequila 
in Bangkok and you go, this is 

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worth 150 grand. 
I guarantee there's going to be 

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a few girls going to have some 
of that, you know, some of that.

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So it's your fault, really. 
And it's my fault and I know 

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when I take full. 
Response. 

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And what happened if Tommy Gate 
wasn't there? 

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If he hadn't got that back. 
I would have what happened? 

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To you you've. 
Been fucked. 

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How did Tommy get it back? 
I don't know, Tommy has his 

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means. 
And big shout out to you, Tommy.

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That's a hairy situation 
because. 

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Listen, that situation I got 
myself in, but before that, like

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in London, in London it'd be, 
it's very dangerous, I'm not 

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going to lie, right? 
I'm recognisable for a person in

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my industry. 
So we're in AI do not wear a 

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watch in London, period. 
And I'm in London often for 

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business. 
So we usually have security and 

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I am very on the ball with how 
we take care of things etcetera.

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So. 
But no, Northern Ireland never 

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had a problem. 
Never. 

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Have you ever pickpocket the day
of robbed or? 

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Anything no no comes near me, I 
do it. 

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He's the thief. 
Yeah, our maid Stevie hit me 

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saying this. 
Got robbed by a one arm guy and 

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spin. 
Robbed a guy with one arm and 

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spin. 
So what was he? 

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How was he? 
He was. 

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Getting on a boss and a guy with
one arm came up to him, like 

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part of his back and all. 
As he was getting on the boss, 

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you know, he's like, oh, like, 
have a good journey. 

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What? 
Did he rob him with in the hands

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of his back? 
What's getting the? 

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As he was popping his back, he 
like he put his hand in his 

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pocket and also and took all his
money. 

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What did he use to distract him?
Yes, I'm curious about. 

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That. 
Yeah, Wave. 

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Something. 
No, I have no idea, but I think 

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I'm. 
Very restless with my feet like 

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so I can Peck like my toes I'm 
into. 

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Outbreak see by the end of this 
podcast, trying to take me goes 

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watch. 
For your food, like does this 

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guy have other body parts that 
he can use like a slip in? 

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Take his wallet and put it away.
Yeah, I'd be. 

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So if I had an expense of 
anything on, I'd be so paranoid 

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about it. 
Yeah, I break everything. 

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Everything without me in terms 
clumsy. 

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Guy I wore a friend's Rolex for 
like a second as he was showing 

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me it and I was like I can't 
even sit with us on my wrist. 

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Why is that? 
Is that just the your mind or 

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was like you don't break a Rolex
like you cannot break it to 

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period We'll. 
See, we're doing YouTube series.

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Can we break that? 
He works. 

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Listen, do you want me to borrow
you? 

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Well, no fully. 
Insured I I promise I would 

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appreciate it so much. 
I just couldn't. 

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I couldn't relax and work. 
I couldn't relax and work. 

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I told you this in the last time
we I was here, right? 

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Comedians and watches make big 
thing. 

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They love it. 
They love it. 

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You were in Austin, right? 
And I want to hear everything 

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about that, by the way, because 
of like Victor Bollocks. 

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Every so they all had Rolexes 
yeah so that it seems like a bit

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of a thing and it but the word 
amongst the age couple reasons 

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just complete personal 
preference If I was in an 

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audience watching someone really
in everyday life and they're 

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wearing and I was like that 
watch is worth 2030 grand but. 

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People don't. 
Find it harder to relate and 

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also I'm very particular but 
like my doing my time properly 

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on stage. 
She was Dave Elliott, no more so

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than this guy. 
He's the ombudsman. 

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If anyone was one minute over 
Dave, they're dead. 

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The Dave and I see that. 11 on 
pickpocket he used to be a 

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comedian, went over. 
Yeah, so I, I like to check my 

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time on stage and I'm used to 
Casios for that. 

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I probably have. 
Yeah, that's there for the gig 

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tonight. 
And that's the perfect one for 

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just checking my time. 
We stop watching it on stage. 

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So I, I don't know, just I like 
to be as relaxed as possible. 

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And I would be so conscious 
about how much that was worth 

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when I was on stage. 
It wouldn't help me relax. 

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See to like the normal guy and 
you go, what's a watch do tell 

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the time. 
Yeah, what do? 

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You mean to that first? 
Why? 

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When did you first go? 
I like watches. 

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This is what I'm into. 
It's not the watch itself that 

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tells the time, it's the whole 
idea and the concept behind it. 

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We had a we had a chat with 
Brian Cox about this right the 

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mod smart guy. 
Kevin, Damian. 

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Great Brian Cox. 
Talk to me. 

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I've talked it up my Nico. 
That's a lovely watch. 

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Fantastic. 
Does it tell the time? 

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Oh so. 
Sounds very creepy. 

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It's a. 
Little bit like. 

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Oh, take your watch off Nico. 
Oh. 

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And your pants, you know. 
Something. 

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Is it Gary Barlow trying to? 
No, that's Gary there. 

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Gary's somewhere a little bit 
more like that. 

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That's equally creepy. 
That's. 

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The lighter Brian Cox. 
So what is? 

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What's is Brian Cox Rock going 
to watch? 

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Yeah, yeah, actually it does. 
But having conversation for me 

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as a kid, right, I'll go back to
the Bangkok spot. 

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For me as a kid, it's not the 
time or it's not the value or 

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it's not. 
It's the fact that we did, we 

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have to find time at some point,
right? 

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This is time and this is how we 
measure it. 

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And we've done that in the past 
or very, very old past that we 

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we've been. 
Able to sundial. 

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Sundial some clocks of fucking. 
I know what I'm talking. 

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About exactly. 
Don't know how to work or. 

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What? 
But we've then defined that day,

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the sun, the sun and night. 
We've we've separated that. 

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Then we've separated the, the 
daytime, we've separated the 

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evening and the night time. 
So for me, the fact that we 

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have, we as human beings created
the device that tracks that and 

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we have to find that that was 
always the fascinating part. 

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Mate, I am full blown ADHD, 
right? 

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I cannot concentrate on nothing,
right? 

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It is what it is. 
As a kid, all I wanted to do was

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either play Lego or take a watch
apart, put it back together. 

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Like I enjoyed that, that 
element and that is for me 

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something that that's why it 
started for me as a kid. 

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I never thought that I would 
make a career out of this Mate. 

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I come from fuck all. 
I don't never had a money, a 

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penny in my pocket. 
You see what I mean? 

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And it's still not today the 
financial side that interests 

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me. 
That's why we have people around

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us that do actually care about 
that. 

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Because with my fucking lavish 
fucking idiotic spending, 

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sometimes we need people that we
need more commercial than me, to

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be honest. 
But like for me it is the the 

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fact that we track the track 
time and the fact that it lasts 

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a lifetime. 
To give you an idea, if you buy 

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a Rolex up banner for 9/9 and a 
half 10 grand or maybe even you 

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get handed down a watch like 
that mate, that's will survive 

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yourself. 
And like, I bought a watch 

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whenever my son was born and I 
will wear that watch 17 times, 

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meaning that on every single one
of his birthdays I will wear 

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that watch. 
And when he's 18, he gets that 

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watch. 
If he sells it, I'll fucking 

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kill. 
Like I'll fucking kill. 

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Him. 
Oh, my dad handed me anything 

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cool like a watch, whatever. 
I would send you a hand you 

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Jesus is like Lord knows what 
that man. 

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I am. 
His kneecap, probably he has 

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that somewhere. 
Brian Cox, by the way, just 

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Brian. 
We had this conversation. 

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We as human beings still don't 
know what time is. 

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We've, it's just like we don't 
know. 

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We've just mentioned, we just 
decided that and we've decided 

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to create a device to track 
that. 

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So we still don't know. 
There's still no proof that. 

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Are you saying there could be 
even another R that we? 

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Yeah, exactly. 
You never know. 

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It's. 20 past 13, you know what 
I mean? 

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Maybe there's 25 hours in a day 
we don't know if we find. 

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Out anything. 
Could be anything. 

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Yeah. 
Approach it without. 

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John Day, I'm. 
Actually skinny. 

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But I see what you mean about 
like, so those comedians in 

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Austin, like at the mothership, 
all those comics, they all 

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Rolexes. 
But I understand like they saw 

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that as they've worked to a 
certain level, they've got these

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gigs. 
So they are are treating 

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themselves to that. 
But it's just it's just that 

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they. 
All know The thing is right, 

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Americans are way, way too much 
of your face like people from 

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here, just like like this is 
where you see that in many 

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aspects. 
I see that on YouTube, right. 

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I would never put a customer on 
camera. 

402
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Never. 
But in America. 

403
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Oh, that's all. 
Oh look at me showing off my 2 

404
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underground bargaining. 
For a Rolex and you said though 

405
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a lot of a lot of. 
Them shut up too, but comedians 

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it would probably be the 
Americans are way more open. 

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We're way more like I we don't 
have much I'm I'm poor like 

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otherwise the fucking tax man 
calls whatever. 

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You never know, like, but we're 
way more, I would say humble 

410
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about that. 
Yeah. 

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We don't care about that too 
much, I think, yeah. 

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What's your most any lavish 
purchases recently that you've 

413
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got told off for by like other 
people around you? 

414
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,320
Yeah, every everything I do gets
old off for me. 

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Give me example like say when 
you're travelling, when you're 

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going to Bangkok, Yeah. 
Are you like, are you cleaning 

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up with the duty free or 
anything? 

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No, no, no. 
No, no, or anything like that. 

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No, I'm trying to lose weight. 
You know, it's very hard, but 

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no, I'm I'm under, I'm thinking 
at the moment and I haven't even

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told anyone this yet, but I'm 
thinking about a specific car, 

422
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which would be a brilliant idea,
but I promised not to buy 

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another car. 
So I'm we've been in conflict 

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here at the moment. 
So you get a notion and you'll 

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go for it. 
I'm really impulsive, yes. 

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What was the stupid purchase 
you've made looking back on? 

427
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I ordered some naughty stuff 
during COVID. 

428
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,360
Jet skis were actually great. 
Well, because in the end I made 

429
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money on them. 
Right. 

430
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,280
That was good, but everyone was 
like, you're a lunatic. 

431
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And I'm like, yeah. 
I got an omelette maker on 

432
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Amazon but £25 tiny. 
Yep, you don't the. 

433
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Almond. 
You just need to look in the 

434
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roommate. 
You're an almond maker. 

435
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Just put on a path, fold it 
over. 

436
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,480
I can try that. 
For this week I bought 3 packets

437
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of grapes, Marks and Spencer's. 
I thought you only need 2. 

438
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,720
Yeah, but in M and S3 M&S 
punnets, yeah. 

439
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,960
That is fucking mad expensive, 
by the way, but it's delicious. 

440
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Mixed seedless. 
It's grape is a grape isn't? 

441
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,840
It not, no, that's not just any 
grapes. 

442
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These are. 
Mad expensive. 

443
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That's a 2. 
That's one thing we have in 

444
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common. 
Well, me and Dave go lavish. 

445
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,960
We'll buy like a wee, a wee 
jacket or a shirt and Marks and.

446
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,120
Spencer I mean, that's lavish. 
That's as lavish as I go. 

447
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Jackets and fruit from Marks and
Spencers. 

448
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That's me going. 
You've done well. 

449
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,840
There's a real fruit problem. 
I do but. 

450
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I buy Pershing Pigs on tour. 
I've talked about that's my new 

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addiction. 
I go on tour. 

452
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,000
I'm going away this weekend and 
I bought some Pershing pigs for 

453
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,360
the car. 
Have you? 

454
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,600
Tried reverse E pigs, they fuck 
your mind. 

455
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,280
You're talking about time space 
continuum. 

456
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,040
Now there's so many options with
fucking Persy pigs. 

457
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,440
Mean revert. 
There's Vegan Persy. 

458
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,640
Pigs. 
Like what the fuck is that 

459
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,640
about? 
They're actually quite nice 

460
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,920
because the different sort of 
chew, but reverse E pigs are, 

461
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,840
you know, we pink bit and as we 
ears are like the red bits, the 

462
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,520
face of red eyes are pink. 
This is how I my persy pig. 

463
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,360
Everyone has their own way and 
there's no right answer. 

464
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,440
If you just go. 
I just stack 4 but I do a stack 

465
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,000
4 on top of them and just. 
That's how I do it. 

466
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,160
See, that is love. 
That's impulse and lavishness, 

467
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,960
right? 
What you want to do is get the 

468
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,960
two years, push your finger into
the middle of the face, folded 

469
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,120
the ears over, then fold again 
so it's a twice folded Percy 

470
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,040
pig, perfect for one bite. 
Done you. 

471
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,200
Call that we pork burrito a. 
Burrito. 

472
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,680
Yeah, I would. 
Did you do the nickel? 

473
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,920
Did you do the Gumball 300? 
3000, yeah. 

474
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,160
Oh what? 
I'm not saying them up to, I'm 

475
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,560
saying for the 300, not as much.
You try. 

476
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,440
You drive in Belfast to Bangor 
in your own car. 

477
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,600
Matters experience with my life.
I'll never forget that. 

478
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,920
So that used to be on. 
Would that have been like 

479
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,800
Channel 4 back in the? 
Day I has been I Ed was. 

480
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,480
What's the concept of this whole
thing? 

481
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:56,840
Jackass made a movie about it, 
and was it 2012 or 13, right? 

482
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,280
And that's how I got introduced 
to that, right? 

483
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,040
Did you love Jackass back in the
day? 

484
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:02,920
Yeah. 
It was the best thing I. 

485
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,400
Was like not obsessed that 
Midget one. 

486
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,320
I felt like connected to it. 
We know. 

487
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,760
I felt like that's. 
The wee person doesn't. 

488
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,920
I mean, I'm a wee person. 
Like I'm a wee bit fat, but I 

489
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,280
mean I'm also wee bit short like
but like. 

490
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,640
We mom was your guy. 
We was my guy, like. 

491
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,920
Who's your favourite Jackass? 
Ryan Don? 

492
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,880
Was Ryan Don the guy with dance 
Nick? 

493
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,680
No, I know he's dead. 
Oh, I know he's dead. 

494
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,680
Party boy, it's disrespectful. 
Party boy, don't snake right on 

495
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,520
itself. 
Respect. 

496
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,800
Right. 
His face, yeah, he had self 

497
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,800
respect when he was doing all 
those respectful stunts. 

498
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,520
Yeah, he ran OK randoms, my 
favourite. 

499
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,120
Yeah. 
Yeah, or IP. 

500
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,520
Like let me, I'll give him his 
Jews. 

501
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,720
But yeah, I like them as well. 
I give him his dues. 

502
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,680
But I liked all those shows. 
So sorry that put the idea in 

503
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,240
your mind. 
Yeah, and the gumball was in 

504
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,600
Belfast in 2016. 
Yeah, it's. 

505
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,760
Gumball a brand? 
Is it a? 

506
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:01,480
Yeah. 
What is it? 

507
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,800
It's a brand. 
It's like, it's like the most 

508
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,600
famous rally. 
So, you know, the Cannonball 

509
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,160
movie? 
No, no, no. 

510
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,320
Carol song by Damien Rice. 
Do you know what? 

511
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,960
No. 
Can I sing a bit of it? 

512
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,160
Yeah, go ahead. 
Stones taught me to fly. 

513
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,600
Can you go higher, like high 
pitch? 

514
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah. 
Like blonde high. 

515
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:28,240
Love taught me to lie. 
Come on courage, teach me to be 

516
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:34,240
shy because it's not hard for 
try and actually chew myself up 

517
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:41,560
a bit and I don't want to lose. 
It's not hard for and you know 

518
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,440
that. 
Sorry, sorry sorry yeah of his 

519
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,480
fucking comedian shit. 
Just do you. 

520
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,600
Think that was you know what 
they're. 

521
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,200
Actually. 
Actually good like that that 

522
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,120
was. 
Actually good. 

523
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,720
Felt good. 
I like applause. 

524
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,040
Come on. 
I take the piss out of you. 10 

525
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,000
people in this room, one person 
of that. 

526
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,560
Come on, you know I I take 
that's the best you've ever 

527
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,560
signed. 
Are you serious? 

528
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,080
Thanks. 
No. 

529
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,880
Best I've ever signed. 
Your stag. 

530
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,600
Lisbon Mustang Sally in that bar
where the people didn't want us 

531
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,720
to be singing. 
The family bar that they wanted 

532
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,680
us out. 
Yeah, but I don't remember that.

533
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,440
I do have a video of us all 
singing. 

534
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,200
Caravan loved by the house 
Martins. 

535
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,200
No, it might have been goodbye, 
my lover. 

536
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,400
Maybe, maybe, I don't know. 
Just. 

537
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,480
From Illuminati I. 
Remember. 

538
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,600
Yeah, was. 
That was the James Morrison. 

539
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,440
Sorry, so the movie Cannibal. 
So it's a it's, it's a rally. 

540
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,600
The concept is a rally, right? 
And we can't say it's a race, 

541
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,640
but maybe it is, maybe, who 
knows, right. 

542
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,680
And it is the modest, craziest 
rally. 

543
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,280
It's very, very exclusive, 
right? 

544
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:50,240
For me, like with my background,
genuinely I never thought it 

545
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,880
would be possible, but I had. 
To be invited to be part of it. 

546
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,600
Yeah, right. 
Right. 

547
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,080
And it cost a clean fortune, 
right? 

548
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,520
To to take part. 
I have no idea of the inner 

549
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,320
workings of it, I've just seen 
the mad cars and all that kind 

550
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:10,640
of thing, but. 
It is the modest, craziest, best

551
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,360
thing I've ever done in my life.
It has changed me and changed my

552
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,400
life that week. 
Yeah, it is. 

553
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,840
Genuinely. 
It is done. 

554
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,040
So where did you you're going 
from? 

555
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,000
Where to where? 
So we our start was in Vietnam 

556
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,800
in a place called Ho Chi Minh 
City and the finish was in 

557
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:30,160
Singapore and we went through 
come Vietnam, Cambodia, 

558
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,840
Thailand, Malaysia and the 
Finnish was in Singapore. 

559
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,280
And genuinely, I have never 
experienced anything like it. 

560
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,560
And is it that you do some 
driving during the day and then 

561
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,120
is it like party every night? 
Yes, yes, But it's not a wee bit

562
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,680
of driving. 
It's like proper driving, right?

563
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,120
That's brought 8900 kilometres 
bomb. 

564
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,720
Holy shit. 
Oh yeah. 

565
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,160
Who's part of your like team? 
Who? 

566
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,160
Who do you? 
Got you in the car. 

567
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,720
What Car you drive? 
I was driving. 

568
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,800
I have a black Ferrari GTS which
is a heap of shit. 

569
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,640
It broke down three times on the
rally. 

570
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,200
Don't know, I would. 
If you want rid of it, I'll. 

571
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,400
Take I no problem. 
No problem, no problem I. 

572
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,920
It was a car that I. 
How'd you get a load there? 

573
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,360
A boat you put on a boat. 
On the boat, it's mine. 

574
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,640
Downline is more the. 
Vietnam. 

575
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,760
No, it's what was the boat 
again? 

576
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,800
In some wild name or something. 
So that's all organised by a 

577
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,880
company called Cars, so see what
they do. 

578
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:42,760
All right, surely boats would 
have been better but would be 

579
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,320
more appropriate. 
So CCRS here in Northern 

580
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,840
Ireland, Steven Legend dropped 
it off in London, right? 

581
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,880
London car goes on transport. 
You can either choose aeroplane 

582
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,440
airfreight, which is really 
expensive right, or a boat, 

583
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,400
which is still expensive but not
as expensive. 

584
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,640
They they can put a car on a 
plane. 

585
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,720
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It's wild as well. 

586
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,880
One of the cars that we have 
here is flying over to America 

587
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,720
in the next couple of weeks. 
This. 

588
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,720
Yeah. 
But that's. 

589
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,280
You know what, let me tell you 
one thing, right. 

590
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,360
And people are looking like just
saying, how much do you think it

591
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,120
cost to love this? 
Yeah. 

592
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,080
How much do you think it cost to
rent a car in America? 

593
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,760
Like a cool car for two weeks? 
Why don't we? 

594
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,200
I got a Mustang for my 
honeymoon. 

595
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:43,480
How much did you pay? 
Probably $600.00. 

596
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,360
I'm like almost. 
In total might have been less, 

597
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,120
yeah. 
But like I mean, say you want 

598
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,560
about want to do you want? 
This to be higher? 

599
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,200
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

600
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,520
My answer? 
Yeah, $3000. 

601
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,320
Higher. 20 grand. 
Yeah, 20 grand. 

602
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,640
All right, fair. 
Enough. 

603
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,640
Anyway, my point is not proven. 
Can I can we guess how much it 

604
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,120
would cost to get a car from 
Belfast to Vietnam? 

605
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,200
Yeah, Vietnam was expensive, 
relatively expensive. 

606
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,560
But America is not that 
expensive. 

607
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,680
To get a car from I'm. 
Just trying to see if I know 

608
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,960
anybody. 
No, I'm not asking you to 

609
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,520
facilitate that. 
You're the last guy with us. 

610
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,200
Yeah. 
Cars.com. 

611
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,440
I'm going to say, I'm going to 
say 15 grand. 

612
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:32,480
You got to get a car, Vietnam. 
I'd say more now I'm going to go

613
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,480
25. 
Is that one way return? 

614
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,440
Depend on what it is. 
Return Yeah. 

615
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,960
Actually eighteen 19,700 points.
I'd be like, I'll just keep it 

616
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,720
here. 
Oh yeah, that's sweet. 

617
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,680
I need a car there. 
But I get one when I'm right 

618
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,440
there. 
Yeah. 

619
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,960
And those boys love bikes. 
Talk, talk. 

620
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,600
Talk to we've we've been we 
tried to hire a talk talk 

621
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,840
actually apparently they don't. 
What was the crack? 

622
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,280
Where the way can we get a talk 
Talk. 

623
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,200
You didn't have the move yet 
now. 

624
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,200
Oh, so we've just started. 
Being in Vietnam, talk talks, 

625
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,160
yeah. 
Where were talk talks from then?

626
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,000
Thailand or something? 
India, I'd say. 

627
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,160
They started in India, I would 
say. 

628
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,440
There's some Can we we? 
All on in London, we're still 

629
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,440
drunk, yeah. 
Thailand too, because there's a 

630
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,640
very enjoyable Thai restaurant 
that I like in Bangor and the 

631
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,360
new nards called Talk Talk 
Delicious and they are basically

632
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,280
based in Thailand, so Talk Talks
aren't Thai. 

633
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:27,160
Those guys have some questions. 
Japan. 

634
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,840
Japan, You know what, to be 
fair, those guys, they're the 

635
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,160
first, did everything. 
They're legends. 

636
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,880
Yeah, Japanese. 
Yeah. 

637
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,800
I like, are Japanese big into 
the watches? 

638
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,640
Oh, they love it. 
Yeah, because those vintage 

639
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,320
watches love their whiskey. 
They're the whiskey #1. 

640
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,480
They like the finer things of 
life. 

641
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,080
I just wanted to make a really 
bad comment. 

642
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,480
I'm not doing it. 
OK, Thank God. 

643
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,360
So, so talk. 
So you start in Vietnam. 

644
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,440
Yeah. 
And then it's serious driving. 

645
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,560
But who else is taking part in 
this? 

646
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,480
Like, did you know anybody else 
taking part? 

647
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,440
Like people like Andre Agassi or
one. 

648
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,200
Person from Northern Ireland 
that was on one team from other 

649
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,800
team from Northern Ireland, Hugo
Duncan. 

650
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,320
No, No. 
Say Michael Dean would be my 

651
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,400
guess. 
I could see him. 

652
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,600
Can't tell you who it is, was 
not Michael Dean. 

653
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,040
Well, they're hardly keeping a 
low profile taking part in a 

654
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,960
Gumball 3000. 
Why can't? 

655
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,080
Why can't you say who don't say 
that wanna be. 

656
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,920
My place. 
Are they famous from, you know, 

657
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,040
prime? 
No. 

658
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,280
No, no. 
Maybe. 

659
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,040
I love that they're like. 
We think it happened. 

660
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,200
For like we're driving a McLaren
F1 for the Gumball 3000, but I'm

661
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,840
just keep my head down. 
Don't people know I'm doing 

662
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,920
this? 
Yeah. 

663
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,280
What? 
What industry are they in? 

664
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,920
Can't tell you. 
Tell us the industry or a 

665
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,720
second. 
Well could you Google Gumball 

666
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,680
Northern Irish Rally 20/20/14? 
Have a look. 

667
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,160
But like there's I wasn't. 
So there was one other team from

668
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,760
Northern Ireland, right. 
So there's teams, 120 teams, 

669
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,000
basically the enemy. 
And who's in that team? 

670
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,520
I can't tell you. 
All I can say is like, it's not 

671
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,720
a race, but I beat them. 
OK, so basically I was number 

672
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,520
one from Northern Ireland. 
Right. 

673
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:06,720
And there's two of you. 
It's still #1 like everybody 

674
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,840
always say, I want something 
now. 

675
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:16,000
I didn't, but it is the modest 
experience. 120 teams, yeah, 100

676
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,280
met. 
Like in, in like convoy, Yeah. 

677
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:24,400
Yeah, like not just convoy that.
So we had a police convoy where 

678
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,040
basically there's no rules. 
So Cambodia, no rules. 

679
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,240
Cambodia is an incredible, 
incredibly beautiful country, by

680
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,840
the way. 
What was the best night out the 

681
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,760
whole time? 
The only one I would have said, 

682
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,640
I can't remember much from 
Bangkok. 

683
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,400
That's my problem, right? 
But I didn't go home basically, 

684
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:48,360
right. 
We, we were on this mad island 

685
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,920
on the coast of Krabi in 
Thailand. 

686
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,400
But the first night I couldn't 
join because it's monsoon 

687
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,000
season, right? 
So the boats made it was you 

688
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,880
couldn't, it was too dangerous, 
right? 

689
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,720
So this Russian oligarch, and 
it's the only thing I can say 

690
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:10,280
about it, rented out an entire 
hotel, just like 5 star hotel 

691
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,159
rented the whole. 
Fucking we're not talking an 

692
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:13,760
Ibis right? 
No, no, no, no. 

693
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:17,400
So this entire hotel, so he saw 
the new. 

694
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,800
These guys are experienced, 
right? 

695
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,320
These guys do these rallies. 
It's called Team on the Run, 

696
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,840
right? 
We. 

697
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,199
Feel those boys from here too. 
They're funny, right? 

698
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:33,040
But they're very, very, very 
like, very, super amazing, like 

699
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,040
night, really incredible people,
right? 

700
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:40,760
Just to clarify that, and he's 
apparently right, whenever we 

701
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,199
realised I was getting close to 
Krabi, the last couple last two 

702
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:47,080
hours and I saw in the group 
chat and I saw in the news that 

703
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,960
we couldn't. 
The boat was going to be 

704
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,239
suspended and we were one of the
late last ones. 

705
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,199
We were in trouble we couldn't 
get across meaning so we 

706
00:34:56,199 --> 00:35:01,000
couldn't make it to the finish. 
This guy already figured this 

707
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,200
shit out hours ago and rented 
out this entire like mod resort,

708
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,920
5 star resort. 
The entire resort was rented out

709
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:16,520
and I was like right, I need a 
bed because I mean like 

710
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,120
whatever. 
Basically they invited us. 

711
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,480
That team had several cars on. 
One of the cars was just full 

712
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,320
with champagne. 
Like I have photos of this. 

713
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,920
One of the cars was just 
dedicated on champagne, right? 

714
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,960
So yeah, we're stranded. 
Mate. 

715
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,560
We were there with 6070 bottles 
of fucking don't bury on me like

716
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,320
the wildest thing I've ever 
seen. 

717
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,280
And it's breakfast included. 
Mate, it is. 

718
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,040
Like I would love it if he's 
like there's. 12 I charge. 

719
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,600
What I'm telling you here is 
movie shit, but I'm living that 

720
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:59,200
there and it like I just like. 
So everybody gets on with 

721
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,360
everyone basically. 
It's like if you're doing the 

722
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,600
rally. 
You have this connect because 

723
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,280
people think gumbo is a luxury 
holiday, but let me tell you, 

724
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,320
it's not right. 
It is actually the opposite. 

725
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,800
Car for the Can I just say 
you've just told us a story 

726
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,680
about a guy who bought. 
After 12 hour drive. 

727
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,080
And feel like, feel like it's 
all. 

728
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,040
I think this is fun. 
After 12 hour drive, right? 

729
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,120
People enter rail and sleeping 
on a sleeper train going through

730
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,600
Slovakia at the minute. 
Wait 8 strangers traffic? 

731
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,960
Yeah. 
But it is like it is a mad 

732
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,400
endurance thing as well. 
When you drive, drive 11-12 

733
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,320
hours and let me tell you a 
sports car or supercar or 

734
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,280
hypercar, they're not very 
comfortable, but that's the 

735
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,200
same. 
Oh man, I sound like a Dick. 

736
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,080
Oh, you need. 
You need because we wooden balls

737
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,800
in the seats you know you sit. 
On I know, I know. 

738
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,360
I tried to get drivers. 
I tried to get some of those 

739
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,720
when I got my first car. 
And I stop you getting sweaty. 

740
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,080
One layer Corsa the the like a 
Turkish taxi drive like holiday 

741
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,400
taxi driver beaded seat cover. 
They are on me. 

742
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,560
They are the shit. 
I love those. 

743
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:08,040
But like, it's not a lot. 
Let me it is intense. 

744
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,520
No sleep. 
You have a wee party now and 

745
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,720
then, right? 
How do you keep yourself awake? 

746
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,720
Not being made. 
I have never touched that shit 

747
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,520
in my life. 
I just meant it like that I. 

748
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:23,840
Just clarified that I have never
touched that shit in my life 

749
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,280
Right, another shit, but not 
now. 

750
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,800
But it's it is wild. 
Whenever you're driving through 

751
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,760
months monsoon, the weather is 
mad crazy. 

752
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,840
You need to be careful with the 
roads. 

753
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,000
You need to be. 
You're not in a convoy because 

754
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,160
you with this weather. 
We weren't in a convoy. 

755
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,080
Who's in your car? 
I had a friend of mine in the 

756
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,720
car. 
So 2 of yous and you're taking 

757
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,440
turns. 
I am a very bad passenger so I 

758
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,280
just, I'd done it myself. 
I let him drive for 100 

759
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,440
kilometres and I was like this 
is more fucking tiring than me 

760
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,880
driving. 
Not gumball, but I drove me and 

761
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,240
William Thompson around Scotland
for a couple of regional tour 

762
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:01,040
dates and didn't let him touch 
the aux cord at any point, 

763
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,720
including including on his 
birthday. 

764
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,520
That is. 
That is rude. 

765
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,160
Think so? 
Yeah, I think so. 

766
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,480
But I'm driving, I like my music
and I'll cater for everybody in 

767
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,760
the car. 
I'm not just going to play 

768
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,600
specifically what I like, you 
know? 

769
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,240
Can we tell a story? 
It was 10 out of 10 in the car. 

770
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:22,280
You go with the gig and you're 
your son had access to the Alexa

771
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,040
and he was picking songs for 
coming at your radio. 

772
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,120
Over all the songs, you're like,
oh, this is not me. 

773
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,640
He was at home connected you 
Dell. 

774
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:34,720
He was at home, so my phone all 
of a sudden went on to playing 

775
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,320
songs. 
We're also playing at the Alexa 

776
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,920
at home. 
I mean be able to drive. 

777
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,880
Yeah, but I don't know what the 
song was, but it kept coming 

778
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,760
back on. 
So you're like, oh, that's not 

779
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,600
me. 
And then the next one was the 

780
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,320
same song. 
It was something really nice, 

781
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,960
like Katy Perry roar or 
something, and you're gone. 

782
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,680
My son grows up maybe like. 
Taylor Swift like blank spaces. 

783
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,520
He'll be like, oh, you're doing 
me dirty here. 

784
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,240
It's not. 
My son doesn't. 

785
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,320
He's at home with the wee eye of
the tiger. 

786
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,480
I think it might have been what 
is he into? 

787
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,600
I think it might have been like 
stick season by no account or 

788
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,960
something like that. 
Oh yeah, I like country music 

789
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,160
and. 
Stuff I like stick season. 

790
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,760
What is a stick season? 
It's a nice song, but I don't 

791
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,240
get what that is. 
What a stick season? 

792
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,040
Like, no one's had a stick 
season before. 

793
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,280
No one's been. 
Oh fuck shirt sticks. 

794
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,360
It's autumn. 
They were sick of me for them 

795
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,040
putting it off for like half a 
day or something. 

796
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,320
But when you're driving 11-12 
hours a day, what's you have You

797
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,280
got a playlist going? 
Yeah, heart style usually. 

798
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:49,960
For 11 or 12 hours, Sorry. 
What was that shit? 

799
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,480
Dirty hurry no fuck me heart 
style mate. 

800
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,400
Fuck. 
Genuine. 

801
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,280
Question you want to listen I. 
Don't like that I very very easy

802
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:07,680
style if you got invited to go. 
Genuine question, would you do 

803
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,440
Gumball 3000? 
Yeah, of course it would. 

804
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,920
I wouldn't. 
No, I'd be it. 

805
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,400
Sounds like way too much. 
But you know what I would do? 

806
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,040
I'd be like you, far away and I 
just sleep, possibly going 

807
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,680
along. 
I'm telling you one thing, 

808
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,320
right? 
It's not cheap. 

809
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,960
Like I said, it's very 
difficult. 

810
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,480
But hold on, sorry, but you're 
talking to guy buys. 

811
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,360
I can be, I can, I can be open 
about that, but I want to. 

812
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:35,320
How many M&S groups? 
Be very clear about, like, for 

813
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,760
me, this is a childhood dream 
coming true. 

814
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,040
I never thought I would ever be 
in a position like that. 

815
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,080
I would never thought that I 
would be able to afford a car of

816
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,120
that magnitude. 
And next to that for me, there's

817
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,440
a big business transaction as 
well, right? 

818
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,960
If I was in a different 
position, I, I could never have 

819
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,360
done that, right? 
If I didn't have the business or

820
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,840
the business reasoning behind 
it, I couldn't have done that, 

821
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,440
right? 
The entry fee is $100,000, 

822
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,960
right? 
For a week, the total week would

823
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,880
cost you an average of $150,000.
That's. 

824
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,320
Diesel as well. 
That's diesel as well and 

825
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,800
insurance and transport. 
It is mad expensive, right, But 

826
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,760
it actually, for our business 
has done wonders. 

827
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,720
The network you get in because 
you go through the same 

828
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,040
experience. 
You are now in that network. 

829
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:25,600
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

830
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,600
And whenever you don't want to 
do business, whenever you get 

831
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,720
that business as a gumball or 
because you have this bond we've

832
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,760
done, we shared this together. 
You see what I mean? 

833
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,920
Yeah. 
Give you an idea, right? 

834
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,760
Patricia France coming here on 
Monday, right? 

835
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,320
He was, he was, he was with me 
on the gumball, right? 

836
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,920
He wasn't with me. 
He wasn't the gumball. 

837
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,440
I know Patrice Evra for two 
years prior to that, but we 

838
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,200
didn't have like we met each 
other going out one or two 

839
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,920
evenings of of of drinks, 
whatever, right? 

840
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,600
But that week we actually got 
very close. 

841
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,640
Now he's helping me with 
something here back home, right.

842
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:07,240
So that network is so important 
that $100,000 may we've we've 

843
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,400
sold several watches to people 
on the gumball. 

844
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,200
I'll have that. 
I'll have that earned back in 

845
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,680
2-3 months. 
That's not the point, right? 

846
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,480
And that was also not the main 
motivation. 

847
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,920
That isn't definitely not the 
main motivation, but it allowed 

848
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,000
me to justify me doing that. 
And you know what? 

849
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,400
From when I was a kid, right, or
when I was a teenager from from 

850
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,360
the time of Jackass to 
everything I've seen everything,

851
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,480
I followed it every year. 
I've been quite close to it and 

852
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,800
I never got the invite and to 
getting the invite this year and

853
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,000
the most important one, which is
the 25th anniversary to being in

854
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,720
2016 here when they were going 
when they were in the Titanic 

855
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:55,960
quarters, to being on the start 
line in Vietnam and my car 

856
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,280
fucking didn't want to start. 
It was a mad experience to the 

857
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,120
finish line where my car broke 
down about 5 metres away from 

858
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,960
the finish line it was. 
Oh so did you have to do the 

859
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,280
cool runnings and just push? 
Yeah, I so clap. 

860
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,320
Breaks it. 
It was wild. 

861
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,240
He actually, Gareth actually 
jumped out of the car to film 

862
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,400
that and he fucking someone 
drove over his foot. 

863
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:24,800
It was the wow made the madness.
I can you wouldn't believe it. 

864
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,360
It doesn't make any sense if I 
tell you, you wouldn't believe 

865
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,320
it, but it is. 
It has changed me, my life and 

866
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,720
an outlook on many things and my
and of course the network that 

867
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,480
comes on the back of that. 
Can you just do like a chill 

868
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,400
day? 
Genuine question. 

869
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,880
Like would you find it difficult
to go to a coffee shop, have a 

870
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,840
coffee, maybe go for a walk? 
Like would you find it difficult

871
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,400
to just have like a day of 
complete like relaxation and 

872
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,680
switch off? 
Yeah, I find it very difficult. 

873
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,280
I find it extremely difficult 
and I'm trying to deal with 

874
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,160
that. 
I'm actually, funnily enough, 

875
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,880
I'll be very open about this. 
I'll try to, I've tried to find 

876
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,280
help because I'm a father of two
kids, mate. 

877
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,440
Like I miss my kids so much when
I'm away, but I'm constantly 

878
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,680
trying to figure out a way where
I don't, I can switch off when 

879
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,760
I'm with the kids, right? 
Back in the day, it wasn't a 

880
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,240
problem because that didn't 
really interfere. 

881
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,720
It didn't really affect me too 
much. 

882
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,880
But with two kids, mate, that 
that should affection, you know,

883
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,160
And for me, really, I'm trying 
to figure out that balance. 

884
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,120
But I've lived an incredible and
I'm living an incredible life, 

885
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,200
right, dream above dream. 
Like I said back in the day, May

886
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,880
I lived in Bainbridge. 
I couldn't afford my rent. 

887
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:45,560
I had a girlfriend that paid my 
fucking rent, right And that I 

888
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,000
swear to God, right to where am 
I mate? 

889
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,760
I am just so incredibly 
grateful. 

890
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:57,720
I will never fucking complain, 
but finding that balance is just

891
00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:00,680
nearly for me, nearly 
impossible, like I'm on a 

892
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,400
journey to discover how to fix 
that. 

893
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,880
You see and how to like. 
I don't know. 

894
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,600
It hasn't hasn't got anything to
do with ADHDI don't know, hasn't

895
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,000
got to do anything. 
But I am just every time in that

896
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,760
rush. 
But what I would really like and

897
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:20,000
is, is having a moment like 
that, right. 

898
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,600
And and you know what I always 
said if I I was just after the 

899
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,920
gumbo, because I was made the 
gumbo, like I said, it was the 

900
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,360
best experience of my life. 
I took a week off after the 

901
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,840
gumbo and spent a flu. 
The family offered to Dubai and 

902
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,040
we had some time with the 
family. 

903
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,520
I couldn't relax. 
I was able to catch up with 

904
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,440
sleep, but I couldn't mentally 
relax. 

905
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,600
And that really, really worries 
me. 

906
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,360
And I really need to figure out 
and I need to figure that stuff 

907
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,280
out very. 
Soon, that's a balance for 

908
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,880
obviously when you're doing as 
much trouble as you do, but 

909
00:45:54,880 --> 00:46:00,080
anyone who's like self-employed 
or or anything like like when 

910
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,520
you are your business, it's so 
difficult. 

911
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,720
Like when we travel for shows, 
like when I was talking about 

912
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:11,120
being in Scotland for like two 
or three days, it's it's so 

913
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,400
difficult and I'm and I'm an 
hour away. 

914
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:19,040
You know, I tell you what, if 
you're we all, we all have two 

915
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,320
kids. 
If you're ever like travelling 

916
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:27,880
and missing home, if if ever 
Luke Combs front door famous 

917
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:33,800
comes on shuffle on a Spotify 
playlist, skip on fuck me, that 

918
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,880
song will end you. 
It's created, but that balance 

919
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,000
is it. 
Back into there, I thought it 

920
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,800
was Elvis Presley with my boy 
and then I realised he didn't 

921
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,720
have some fucking liar. 
And I you know what? 

922
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:52,080
You know what the craziest thing
on the way here, I promise you, 

923
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,960
I put on a Spotify playlist of 
Elvis on the way to the studio 

924
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,360
today. 
And this morning was the first 

925
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,800
time I ever heard that song. 
Yeah, my mentals that doesn't 

926
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,760
even a well known song, but the 
song because I thought when I 

927
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,040
listened to it, I went there's 
going to be emotional song, but 

928
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,240
a father and son, it's him being
like, listen me and your mare 

929
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,120
done. 
Yeah, exactly. 

930
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,400
Fuck yourself. 
He never had a song. 

931
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,760
So that's a lie. 
And I feel like I've been lied 

932
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,600
to for the majority of my life. 
Yeah. 

933
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,160
Like that was does heartbreak 
break breaking like. 

934
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,240
Me and they were me and they 
were emotional guys. 

935
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,920
We still like to go after yeah. 
I like to cry. 

936
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,080
It's good to cry. 
I do, I do, I do. 

937
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,080
There's no integration for 
better help here. 

938
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,880
Like, I mean, it's just 
landscape, this thing. 

939
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,720
That makes that helps your 
mental health but as well. 

940
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,560
We shave. 
Yeah, maybe, but Harry done 

941
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,480
that. 
We bit groggy. 

942
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,480
We shave. 
You said that people have 

943
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,080
genuine mental health problems a
lot more 5.2 it maybe without 

944
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,680
wireless charging technology. 
Maybe maybe what it needs. 

945
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,640
Definitely no. 
That's good to hear you saying 

946
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,520
that you. 
That you were aware of it. 

947
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,160
Yeah, you know what I mean. 
And you want to try to do 

948
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,800
something about it. 
Yeah, because I don't want to 

949
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,240
be. 
I don't want to. 

950
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,240
I don't want to be disconnected 
from my children mate. 

951
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,800
I have everything I do today. 
As soon as I became a father and

952
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,800
for you to say maybe the same. 
The first 7-8 months I didn't 

953
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,040
feel like this is normal, right?
What the hell is going on all of

954
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,560
a sudden? 
Like I need to love this unknown

955
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,280
person that all of a sudden 
joined my life. 

956
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,680
This is my child, right? 
And I felt like really weird 

957
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:27,360
because I was like, I couldn't 
really fully like because it was

958
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,400
it was wild. 
I can't describe this right. 

959
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,600
Today it's completely different.
He's turning 2 in a couple two 

960
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:37,120
weeks 3. 
I fucking miss my kids. 

961
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,680
I love my kids, but I had it 
took me a good couple of months 

962
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,680
to grow in or good maybe even a 
year to grow into that. 

963
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,520
And that actually made me think 
think, is it me? 

964
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,600
Am IA problem? 
Do I have some emotional 

965
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,360
disconnect? 
Am I just what is going on here?

966
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,120
You see what I mean? 
And that was quite difficult, to

967
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,320
be honest, but I've got over 
that. 

968
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,960
But everything I do today is for
the next generation. 

969
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,680
And I'm not even joking. 
That's in my car actually as 

970
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,880
well. 
My son's name is in the car for 

971
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,040
the next generation. 
I never thought that I would be 

972
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:14,280
able to afford a expensive car, 
mate, that wouldn't even be in 

973
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,600
the in the wish list, right? 
Yeah. 

974
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,480
But was that's how far away it 
was. 

975
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,920
So I wanted to be very clear for
myself and like I'm trying to 

976
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:28,680
create memories with that exact 
car with my son on because I 

977
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:34,560
would love to have if I was him 
and I would be 37, like I am 

978
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,920
lie. 
I would have loved to have 

979
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,640
memories like that from my 
father. 

980
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,320
Unfortunately, I don't and I'm 
like, I want to create that for 

981
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,840
him. 
That's why I chose that car And 

982
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,120
that's what long story. 
I'm not going to go mad deep 

983
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:52,200
into that, but I I changed as a 
as a person with kids do that. 

984
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:57,000
Oh, and in. 
Your defence though, whenever 

985
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,760
the kids are, they're a bit Wick
when they're just born, I mean, 

986
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:00,880
they don't talk, they'll do 
anything. 

987
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,440
You're kind of what are you 
going to do any way till they 

988
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,760
talk about and then you're like,
they're great. 

989
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,200
I need to love it but it's 
keeping me fucking awake. 

990
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,480
What the hell is this? 
And why are you so small, making

991
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,680
so much noise? 
That's impressive. 

992
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Just wise up mate. 
Like yeah, it is, it is. 

993
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,880
Listen, but but that is 
balancing. 

994
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:24,080
I have worked seven days a week 
for nine years straight, right, 

995
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,920
given everything, right, same as
yourself, right, very difficult 

996
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,200
fucking being on stage and like 
hoping that people like what 

997
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,640
you're doing and then trying to 
hustle, trying to work and work 

998
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,720
harder and then doing a big, big
breakthrough. 

999
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,160
And then in Austin, like that is
fucking classmate. 

1000
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,200
Like I had. 
I have my own journey and but I 

1001
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,440
also have a family, right. 
So these are two different, 

1002
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,280
different perspectives. 
And This is why what we talked 

1003
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,600
about earlier just before the 
podcast. 

1004
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,120
That's why it affects me so much
if something like that ends up 

1005
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,840
in the news because it's home. 
I don't care if it's if it's if 

1006
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,280
it's an America or in any other 
when stuff happens at home, This

1007
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,520
is my house. 
I'm bringing my kids to nursery.

1008
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,600
There's people that see me. 
You see, people know who I am 

1009
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,240
and that's why I want to keep 
that stuff away from from home. 

1010
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:15,280
Angus good that like the says 
like that you, you, you 

1011
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,640
recognise like you need to 
switch off and all that kind of 

1012
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,880
thing because it's because you 
feel like if you're, if you're 

1013
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,920
relaxed, you feel like you're 
not providing or you feel like 

1014
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,320
you're not on it or you're. 
But then, and I support like 

1015
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,360
having stuff to pass on is 
obviously like we, we all want 

1016
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:36,240
to do that. 
But I I think like when you're 

1017
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,680
passing on like you're giving, 
passing on your time like, 

1018
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:41,880
there's nothing better than 
like. 

1019
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,840
That that is the thing and I 
think as well, like whenever you

1020
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,600
I, I find what helps me is 
again, because I'm only recently

1021
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,800
a full time comedian. 
So I was like, I need to be 

1022
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800
working all the time and I was 
losing a bit of time with the 

1023
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,560
kids and my mind was never 
switched off. 

1024
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,520
Now things are a bit more 
settled. 

1025
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:59,080
I would go right, I'm taking day
off today and it's just them, 

1026
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,240
you know what I mean? 
And what'll be work wise. 

1027
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,560
I get it tomorrow and that's 
nice. 

1028
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,000
Like I did that last Friday. 
It was great. 

1029
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,760
You know, I was just able to 
pick them up from school, go to 

1030
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,680
the park. 
And all day. 

1031
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,680
Three years. 
So like, it's just that be not. 

1032
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,840
But you know, you have to make 
the time. 

1033
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,720
And again, it's hard to switch 
off. 

1034
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,800
And I think maybe like, I think 
as a parent and as a partner to 

1035
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,200
my wife too, like we get that 
guilt where if you're going out 

1036
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,880
doing work, it's almost like, 
oh, and hurry back that, you 

1037
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,560
know, take a burden off there 
and vice versa. 

1038
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,200
Whereas I'd say to her, we we 
need to work on not being as 

1039
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,520
guilty. 
I believe in them. 

1040
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,440
Yeah, it's fine, you know, and. 
I think, I think you can, you 

1041
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,880
can give them so much like in 
terms of inheritance and all 

1042
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,680
this kind of thing, but they 
they will appreciate more than 

1043
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,960
any anything material material. 
They'll appreciate time more 

1044
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:47,480
all. 
Right. 

1045
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,440
Absolutely. 
There's two things, right? 

1046
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,080
Like you said, my wife made 
she's a fucking rock star and 

1047
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,320
she has to deal with all this, 
right? 

1048
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,040
We wouldn't do our stuff for 
them. 

1049
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:00,360
Exactly, guilt feeling guilty, 
feeling guilty that she's alone 

1050
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,120
with the kids again, she has a 
support system around her, but 

1051
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,840
that is that is hard one to deal
with, right? 

1052
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,360
The other bit is and I started 
worrying about that. 

1053
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,800
How old are your kids? 
They're six and four. 

1054
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,720
Right, you're exactly in that 
age. 

1055
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:15,240
I might know 1 and 2 how old and
two, four and two like similar. 

1056
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:20,520
So I was one of my business 
partners listening Glen Eagles 

1057
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,960
in Scotland, right? 
And we were talking about kids 

1058
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,160
TV shows right back in the day, 
right? 

1059
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:31,040
So have you ever seen California
occasion that's not a kids TV 

1060
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,480
show? 
But have you ever seen where the

1061
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,480
first, the pilot, the first 
episode of the seven long 

1062
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,240
season, the first episodes, the 
1st 5 minutes he walks into 

1063
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,640
church, gets a blowjob from a 
nom, then fucks a 16 year old, 

1064
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,200
which he's not aware of, right? 
But like, I mean, that's the 

1065
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,400
pilot of this show, right? 
And this show today? 

1066
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:56,680
On CBeebies. 
Get to the point, but this like 

1067
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,360
today, this TV show would not be
allowed. 

1068
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,680
Yeah, it's absolutely one of the
best TV shows and it's shake my 

1069
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,320
teenage years. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1070
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,840
He had a sex addiction after the
show. 

1071
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,400
He actually did. 
But now comes the thing we 

1072
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,240
started. 
Then talking with my with my 

1073
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:14,400
friend. 
It's like how I watch it as 

1074
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,360
well. 
Then we got back to children's 

1075
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,680
TV shows. 
Right. 

1076
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,960
I'd love to know that segue. 
Like cow and chicken, right? 

1077
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,560
Yeah. 
If you put that on TV today for 

1078
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:29,720
kids, it's all. 
It's not like it won't be a 

1079
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:33,840
light, but I'm like today, today
you have the Coco melon where 

1080
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,440
they brainwash fucking kids. 
I don't know what my melon 

1081
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,800
bullshit, man. 
It's like, what? 

1082
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,680
What am I going to guy? 
Yeah, fuck that bastard. 

1083
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,320
With this curl. 
Baby John. 

1084
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,960
Apparently kids watching Coco 
melons. 

1085
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:53,000
Give them give them like speech,
like delays and stuff. 

1086
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Like talk American and all your 
dad and the dad and Coco melons 

1087
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,400
a cock as well. 
But my point is right, I don't 

1088
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,120
know what I what I can have my 
my kids watch. 

1089
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,520
He's 2, he's 2 years old right? 
He loves TV watches Fucking now 

1090
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,920
your. 
Patrol, I'm still talking about 

1091
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,680
that from Coco Melon you 
mentioned on, I said. 

1092
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:15,120
Yeah, fucking fucking climb a 
tree, right? 

1093
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,320
Yeah, jump out of it. 
Yeah, little bitch. 

1094
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,080
Oh, the dad. 
Exactly. 

1095
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,480
But my kid watch, I only allow 
him to watch a wee bit of TV on 

1096
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,560
a Sunday. 
Californication. 

1097
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,360
Best TV show I'll. 
Tell you what's 10 out of 10 

1098
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,640
blue? 
Yeah. 

1099
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,080
Blue. 
Have you ever seen blue? 

1100
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,080
Brilliant. 
Don't blow your mind, yeah? 

1101
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,720
Blue is a girl I know and so 
it's Bingo. 

1102
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:41,400
Her little sister Bluey is made 
in Australia and you could 

1103
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,720
actually watch it. 
It's it's funny, it's brilliant.

1104
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,680
Have you have you watched 
California Occasion? 

1105
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,000
No. 
But are you not going to let my 

1106
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,120
six and four year old watch 
that? 

1107
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,040
No, no, you shouldn't, Uncle 
Nico. 

1108
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,880
Said it's OK. 
I just wanted to what? 

1109
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:59,280
I just wanted to prove a point 
that TV shows nowadays, in fact,

1110
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:03,200
when we grew up, it was we were 
way more lenient, right? 

1111
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,080
And I don't think that this is 
good that. 

1112
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,200
Even Jackass you can Really 
Jackass couldn't start now. 

1113
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:14,480
No, you know, exactly, exactly, 
but it has like our I think our 

1114
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,720
generation is going to be 
stronger with less problems than

1115
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,720
the next generation, and that's 
I am really cautious about what 

1116
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,120
I'm going to have. 
I don't want my kids to watch 

1117
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:28,520
any woke bullshit on fucking 
TV's Coco melon the fucking 

1118
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,720
bulls. 
I don't. 

1119
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,760
I wanted to grow up like proper 
people, like like you. 

1120
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,400
See what I mean? 
Get. 

1121
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,920
Sucked off in church? 
This is it. 

1122
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,480
I mean, when he's teenager, yes,
joking. 

1123
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,880
No, I'm not. 
But you see what? 

1124
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,160
Yeah, Entourage, another example
right at. 

1125
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,800
The time. 
Like you can't put that on TV 

1126
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,360
anymore because we're all 
becoming so woke protective. 

1127
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,880
Oh fuck off. 
Just find the our generation are

1128
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,480
the best. 
It's the best generation. 

1129
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,800
We're good people and we watch 
that shit and that that made us 

1130
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,160
good. 
Is this your wife saying you 

1131
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:11,720
want more blowjobs on TV? 
Save #1 kids TV programme right 

1132
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,240
now. 
Kids TV programme. 

1133
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,640
I'm going blue. 
Guys have chicken bobbies world 

1134
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,440
mate Montana mice. 
Or was the mice Montana Jones? 

1135
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,520
Yeah, blue, blue, blue is good. 
Like, but I don't like Holly 

1136
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,760
watches like that. 
Like, you know, cheerleading, 

1137
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,040
dance shows and all night. 
Mr Tumbles a boy or like. 

1138
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,800
Oh no. 
Dumber. 

1139
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,880
Did you ever watch? 
That yes. 

1140
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,280
What's the they were there. 
I like blip it, don't like him 

1141
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:38,800
blip it. 
Doesn't you're going to put your

1142
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,640
FaceTime blipy Sometimes you'll 
do you mention anyone that goes 

1143
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,600
out of FaceTime Matilda FaceTime
blip. 

1144
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,160
If you face down the down from 
local melon, I'll get on with 

1145
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,760
them. 
Right now and Matilda watches a 

1146
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,880
show called The Tales Grimm, 
which is deaf, and it's like, 

1147
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,800
it's like. 
About the it's. 

1148
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,880
Brilliant. 
It's it's on, it's on Netflix. 

1149
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,320
But it was like, I was watching 
their dance, like, and habits 

1150
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,880
like Hansel and Gretel. 
And she couldn't through the 

1151
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,280
door, so she had to cut her 
finger off and use it as a key. 

1152
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,920
And I was like, I don't know if 
you should be watching this. 

1153
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,680
He was like, but I like it. 
And I was like, Oh yeah, I'm. 

1154
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,200
Just trying to find old school 
Nickelodeon TV shows. 

1155
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,200
We were talking rock rats. 
Rock rats. 

1156
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,200
Yeah, for sure. 
Hey, Arnold. 

1157
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,400
A football head like I was in 
our thing and I used to be. 

1158
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,800
Yeah, yeah, People said I had a 
head like Hey Arnold and gave me

1159
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,120
PTSD. 
It's fine, you know it's fine. 

1160
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,320
It creates man. 
You know it creates fucking. 

1161
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,960
We've been oh, I went into a 
shell for. 

1162
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,400
Then I do think like. 
Did you end up all right? 

1163
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,880
Yes, he did. 
Like the whole. 

1164
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,080
Sticks thank God I have stand up
put it that way that's. 

1165
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,080
Got to be a thing again. 
Right, do like some terrible 

1166
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,840
castle. 
As told by Ginger, I mean. 

1167
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,840
What's that? 
Dog I remember him Iran and 

1168
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,440
stimpy dog was a guy like. 
As told by Ginger, which is 

1169
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,560
about a fucking ginger girl, 
right? 

1170
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,360
Sister. 
Sister. 

1171
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,600
I don't know. 
Oh. 

1172
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,240
What was Doug's make called? 
Skater. 

1173
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,600
Skater. 
Interest for trust for a child 

1174
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,960
and there's no. 
Skaters these days, I wonder. 

1175
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,480
But Rocko modern like I mean but
like see by the bell thing is 

1176
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,240
just so fucking screech. 
Woke sex tape needed. 

1177
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,280
Stuff. 
Huh. 

1178
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,040
Screech. 
Didn't he do poo stuff? 

1179
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,160
Probably like him. 
Does I remember? 

1180
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,400
Somebody agree? 
I mean, I think generally 

1181
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,640
speaking, where everybody needs 
to be a bit like offence needs 

1182
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,400
to be something that happens in 
life. 

1183
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,040
People can't be offended. 
You should be your. 

1184
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,560
Choice to be offended. 
Yeah, but then you should also 

1185
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,160
be like, if someone says 
something to you and not be 

1186
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,080
like, you can't say that. 
Be like, I need to deal with 

1187
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,920
that better. 
No. 

1188
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,440
If you want to say that, you 
know, I'm not sticks and stones,

1189
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,680
words will never hurt me, you 
know? 

1190
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,840
But people are very hurt by 
words, No? 

1191
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,280
Do you not agree? 
Yeah, I think nowadays you look 

1192
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,680
at even like comedies were made 
in say like the well Ferrell 

1193
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,120
era, like when they were making 
and John Apto, they were making 

1194
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,040
all those just fucking brilliant
comedies. 

1195
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,680
They can't be me it anymore. 
I don't watch a lot of new stuff

1196
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,000
that comes out. 
I genuinely believe that the 

1197
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,800
reason why I'm successful or I 
got my success on YouTube is 

1198
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,840
because I was a wee bit a wee 
bit. 

1199
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,400
More I had a wee bit more balls 
and told a wee bit more the 

1200
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,800
truth. 
It was a wee bit because I 

1201
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,120
wasn't as fucking local. 
Standard, yeah. 

1202
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,440
But bastards, you see. 
But that's, I feel, the only 

1203
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,960
reason why I made a wee bit of 
a. 

1204
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,320
But what I, what I see, like, 
see, like you'd watch a lot of 

1205
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,840
things and you'd almost be 
rolling your eyes. 

1206
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,640
But I know why that's and I know
why they're saying that. 

1207
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,040
I don't know. 
And it's like they're doing that

1208
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:26,720
for a reason to appeal to or 
like to bend the knee to being 

1209
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,680
Walker. 
Baldy stuffs illegal, isn't? 

1210
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,560
It yeah. 
Sex crimes brother exactly said 

1211
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,440
this if anybody. 
Will BBC article. 

1212
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,640
Makes fun of me being bald. 
That's considered to be sexual 

1213
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,560
abuse now. 
You can go to the Turkey for 

1214
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,760
that both but. 
No, listen, I you've just not 

1215
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,080
sold me, but I am. 
I just, I'm happy to be bald. 

1216
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,040
I look, I feel feel look better 
suitable here. 

1217
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,120
But people call me bald, call me
balding. 

1218
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,840
Like I have a motor motorcycle 
gang member. 

1219
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,920
That's when I yeah, I feel we've
been intimidated. 

1220
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,720
They're not a bang. 
Bang. 

1221
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,360
Yeah, I feel good. 
Where's your where's your jacket

1222
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,200
that says like? 
Next door hanging up. 

1223
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:05,000
But no, I like leather. 
Yeah, wasn't really what we were

1224
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,080
talking about. 
I'm a Dali. 

1225
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,120
You've done the coolest thing 
ever, which is sponsored 

1226
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,920
football team. 
I love that your name is going 

1227
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,560
to. 
They're calling the grind. 

1228
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,240
Are they changing name of the 
ground? 

1229
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,640
Yeah, yeah, Amber. 
Parks going to be called what? 

1230
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,800
I don't know, yeah. 
Any suggestions? 

1231
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,040
Let's decide it here on the pot 
of maybe. 

1232
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,160
She and Todd Bull. 
Not love that one. 

1233
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,760
I can do that temporarily. 
Make it temporarily sound for. 

1234
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,760
The Pride and Pinion Stadium. 
Prides I was really park. 

1235
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,920
Prime Pinion Park. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 

1236
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,600
I thought about that as well. 
Yeah, I just options let's 

1237
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,400
figure, let's let's say that 
here on this part. 

1238
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,920
Pride and Pinion Park yeah is 
pretty great. 

1239
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,480
Yeah, you know, pride and. 
PPP. 

1240
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,360
Yeah, all the PPP, Yeah, the 
Triple P. 

1241
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,680
Here's what I I just, I love the
idea of that and I would like 

1242
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,680
you to facilitate the people at 
Larne sending me loads of their 

1243
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,720
black training gear in a size 
medium. 

1244
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,040
I know that's quite specific, 
but I love their. 

1245
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,280
Content as well. 
Black and gold, all their black 

1246
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,080
and gold training stuff and put 
a squad number on it that no one

1247
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,520
has. 
So then people see me in it. 

1248
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,080
What? 
Number do you want eh? 

1249
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:21,280
71. 28. 28 is already taken. 
20th taken. 

1250
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:26,080
You have to like 4036 my age. 
Oh no problem, I would love 

1251
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:26,520
that. 
Thank. 

1252
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,840
You, I'll have that. 
Yeah. 

1253
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:30,280
OK. 
Thank you. 

1254
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,440
Thank you, I love that. 
What are you doing tomorrow? 

1255
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,400
Then why do you want it 
tomorrow? 

1256
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,160
I'll sort it out if you want it.
Saturday and Lauren might have a

1257
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:42,000
fixture so I would my plan would
be to just drive around like 

1258
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,240
different centres around Lauren 
in the morning, just be like 

1259
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,040
getting a coffee. 
But do you think that'll be fun 

1260
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,200
then somebody? 
Match a day but. 

1261
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,520
You're saying, Todd, like, why 
are you dressed like that? 

1262
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,880
That's right. 
Yeah. 

1263
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,960
And we've got what? 
You've got your, your age, and 

1264
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,480
your name in the back, you 
fucking nerd. 

1265
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,240
I don't want my name on the 
back, yeah. 

1266
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,280
She admit 36 Happy birthday. 
Me. 

1267
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,320
You know what there is a Todd in
our squad to be? 

1268
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,160
Yes, Todd. 
Exactly. 

1269
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,640
But isn't some week? 
Hey do you want me to register 

1270
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:12,040
this get you on the screen? 
If I'm registered. 

1271
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,800
Do you want to become a 
professional footballer? 

1272
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,800
I'm a yeah and they don't need 
to pay me. 

1273
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,280
This is the. 
Problem is with all your. 

1274
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,440
Life isn't that. 
The problem with this you have. 

1275
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:24,760
To be on. 
A register that's that's create 

1276
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,560
a football team. 
A professional football team. 

1277
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,840
And we can just say we're. 
No, we can't because I'll go 

1278
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,040
back. 
To bullies, you call this Hey 

1279
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:34,600
Arnold professional footballer, 
you know. 

1280
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:39,120
There you go. 
I love, I love that you, that 

1281
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,440
you've got the name right for 
the ground. 

1282
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,200
I love, you know, The thing is, 
I've been involved with the club

1283
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,960
for many years, Yeah. 
And I fucking love the people, 

1284
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,120
right? 
The volunteers, everyone there 

1285
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,880
at the crimes. 
I love them. 

1286
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:58,520
The bits it gives me. 
I I really enjoy going there, 

1287
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,000
right. 
I take my wee man. 

1288
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,840
That's my thing that I do do 
with the wee man. 

1289
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:09,080
I take him with me and it, it is
just, it puts me back on earth. 

1290
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,920
Never after gumbo or after all 
sorts of things. 

1291
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,240
What I think I am at the moment,
Who do I think I am, right? 

1292
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,480
Or the shit I have to deal with 
sometimes going to law and just 

1293
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,680
nobody gives a fuck. 
Nobody. 

1294
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:25,200
It's just yeah, whatever. 
Like you're, I just love that. 

1295
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,760
I love the people involved 
there. 

1296
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:32,840
And, and we're in further talks.
I've I've showed interest in the

1297
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,520
club before with some other 
stuff. 

1298
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,840
I just really what like it feels
like, feels like home. 

1299
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,840
I feel really, yeah. 
I just feel really at home 

1300
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:44,760
there. 
There's a gig. 

1301
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,200
Have you done that Reading Rooms
gig yet? 

1302
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,680
We've talked about it. 
There's a venue in Larne. 

1303
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,400
Called the and it was cancelled.
Remember. 

1304
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,680
And it's like we were doing a 
charity gig there, an action 

1305
01:04:55,680 --> 01:05:01,400
concert gig and they went like 
few 100 holds a few 100. 

1306
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,440
They were like the venue, like, 
you know what, it hasn't been 

1307
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,360
done up in a while. 
And this it's one of the best 

1308
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,960
venues in the country. 
I've done it twice and I did a 

1309
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,240
tour show there. 
So like I I so I used to do a 

1310
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,400
character who would slit Lauren 
and everybody. 

1311
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,880
Why did but actually like with 
that venue and the fact? 

1312
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,960
That we were doing some pissed 
off with you about that. 

1313
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,960
I think in a tweet like years 
ago. 

1314
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,440
It's like out of best thing 
about Lauren is the road out of 

1315
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,200
it. 
And I'm like, I was like, fuck 

1316
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,960
Shane Todd, fuck him like you 
were you were saying. 

1317
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,640
Something people shouldn't get 
offended to reason. 

1318
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,240
I know that was listen, that was
my woke period. 

1319
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,920
Sorry I. 
Thought it sounded like a tweet 

1320
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,760
I would have put up to be. 
Like fucking raging. 

1321
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,400
What is it about Lauren that is 
the Lauren is a go to like 

1322
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,280
Punchline? 
Do you know what? 

1323
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,920
But actually when you go, when 
you go to, it's actually like 

1324
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,960
100%. 
Can you imagine this right? 

1325
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,400
You have these coastal towns in 
fucking Spain where houses cost 

1326
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:06,600
clean fortunes, you can fucking 
build them paradise there like 

1327
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,960
no no no, you can build like. 
Can you imagine every like 

1328
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:14,400
hospitality and late meet have 
learned, become a destination 

1329
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:17,800
not like Newcastle but proper 
luxury? 

1330
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,200
You could actually create that 
alarm. 

1331
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,480
It's. 
But I just everyday looking at 

1332
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:26,120
that sea border, I'd be. 
Shut up. 

1333
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:30,920
Yeah. 
Boys, thank you very much for 

1334
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,760
for coming on. 
I really appreciate it, baby. 

1335
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,360
You've got anything you want to 
plug or promote? 

1336
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,320
Any shows? 
Big shooter. 

1337
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,480
Yes, I am doing. 
Highland Springs Water. 

1338
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,040
I Dave tell people. 
Dave takes the label of every 

1339
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,960
water he gets. 
Water, water. 

1340
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,160
Suppliers, if you want to 
sponsor me and be my official 

1341
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,440
water holler at me. 
Otherwise he. 

1342
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:51,080
Loves Highland Springs, that's 
why I took the label off. 

1343
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,280
But he finished the bottle 
anyway. 

1344
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,240
You know, I like to be hydrated 
like you say you want about me. 

1345
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,760
Exactly. 
It's good hydrated, you told. 

1346
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,200
Me. 
This was the best water you've 

1347
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,120
ever had. 
It's it's tasty water. 

1348
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,080
It's tasty. 
So now you did plug it, you took

1349
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,000
the label off. 
Yeah, that's me. 

1350
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,920
That's what I did. 20th of 
December. 

1351
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:10,520
We're doing a big gig. 
Warren Point, Yuri Feel a lot 

1352
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,640
last night. 
Town Hall. 

1353
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:12,400
Yeah, come on. 
It's. 

1354
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,480
Brilliant venue. 
Who's on? 

1355
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:18,560
Yeah. 
Me, Darren, maybe another female

1356
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:22,120
act who had name starts a day. 
I don't know, but maybe it's not

1357
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,840
confirmed yet, but so. 
I had to speak in front of 150 

1358
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,160
people in Cambodia. 
It was the scariest thing I've 

1359
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,600
ever done. 
How the fuck do you do that? 

1360
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,280
What would you have to say to 
them? 

1361
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,760
So that's that's a fun 
experience that. 

1362
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,280
Can you all get off the road to 
me and the boys and roll 

1363
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,240
through? 
I fuck me, that was scary. 

1364
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,200
And what were you just like? 
I had to present at auction lot 

1365
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,880
which was the watch that in 
Bangkok. 

1366
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,640
Oh no, nearly got so that's 
that's why people are following 

1367
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,960
you to Bangkok. 
Then if you're just I've got 

1368
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,680
this watch by the way, cheers. 
They're coming for you. 

1369
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,640
That was well, but I've fucking 
how many people are going to be 

1370
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,920
in one point? 
It'll be probably 300, yeah. 

1371
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,800
It'll be big and two venue, 
yeah. 

1372
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,920
You don't need to plug pride and
pinion. 

1373
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,880
Pride opinion if you want to buy
or sell your watch, I'll see you

1374
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,760
there. 
Yeah, Merchant Hotel. 

1375
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,840
Do you buy any watches? 
I buy any watches. 

1376
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,560
Do you mind people who just come
and have a look? 

1377
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,880
Of course I want that. 
Of course, as long as we share, 

1378
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,640
we are able to share our 
passion. 

1379
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,520
It's not for it's not about 
transactions. 

1380
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:25,319
Like it's not. 
Of course you need to do 

1381
01:08:25,319 --> 01:08:29,560
business, but selling an 
expensive watch needs to like 

1382
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:33,640
you. 
Let's buy a fucking 1000 LB 

1383
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,560
watch today. 
It doesn't work like that. 

1384
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,840
If you had a big yeah, do you 
have any, like, renowned 

1385
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:39,960
teasers? 
And they come in, they tease, 

1386
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,880
you'd be like, I think I want 
one. 

1387
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,359
Then they go and you're like a 
bastard. 

1388
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,680
What I do hate is from the 
fucking bullshitters. 

1389
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,720
Like if you're a bullshitter, 
come to me, act like, oh, of 

1390
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:49,840
this and this. 
I'm going to buy this and come 

1391
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,760
back to you. 
And it's like, don't fucking 

1392
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:56,560
come, just go fuck off like the.
Dad and Coco mail like he. 

1393
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,680
Would do that. 
Like I hate that bullshit, 

1394
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,439
right? 
And then blank you or. 

1395
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,399
Would who would be one of your 
like, would David Duchovny be up

1396
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,240
there for somebody you'd like to
get a watch to? 

1397
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:10,520
Yes, yeah. 
Final question, you've so many 

1398
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,399
people have when they come over 
or you go to them, look home, as

1399
01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:16,240
I mentioned earlier, you spend 
the day with him, you're doing 

1400
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,720
some business. 
Who's the number one guy that 

1401
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,760
will come over here that you 
would just take out for the day?

1402
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:27,800
Maybe show some watches to? 
I am, I think it would be Denzel

1403
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:32,760
Washington and I think we can 
actually make that happen at 

1404
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,800
some point. 
We have a wee bit of a good 

1405
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,040
connection. 
But Denzel Washington is for me,

1406
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,800
together with Al Pacino, we're 
my fate. 2 favourite actors, 

1407
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,479
right? 
Fair. 

1408
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:47,560
Like I've seen every Al Pacino 
movie, right, Denzel Washington,

1409
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:51,880
what AG the guy is right, That 
will be for me depend back. 

1410
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:56,560
I'm not very much very quickly 
starstruck, but that made the 

1411
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,640
way he talks is just like. 
Yeah. 

1412
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,640
Wow. 
Here's we've been trivia. 

1413
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,440
Do you know what Al Pacino, who 
Al Pacino has in his phone 

1414
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:04,520
cover? 
Yes. 

1415
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,440
Yeah. 
Do you know Shrek? 

1416
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,880
I find that pretty weird. 
Al Pacino got Shrek on his 

1417
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:13,880
phone, loves him and he's like B
wouldn't think Al Pacino with 

1418
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,440
this in this phone right now. 
Did you not do a voice over or 

1419
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,960
no? 
Do you know Al Pacino's dad 

1420
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,920
invented a really famous drink? 
You know Al Pacino's dad? 

1421
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,800
First name's Cap. 
Thank you.