1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime Big Deal Days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Save big on Prime Big Deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:25,120 October 8th and 9th. Zipper potheads. 5 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:29,720 Welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast with me, she 6 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,920 and Todd. Bit of a weird one this, because 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,360 this week we'd hope to do the first episode in the new studio. 8 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,640 And we're kind of are because we're in the building that the 9 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,280 studio's in. But I am in my office. 10 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,760 Step into my office, said the 32 year old man boy. 11 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,000 I mean, it is weird for me to have an office. 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,360 I don't really know apart from writing what I'm going to do 13 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,880 here. You know, it's, it's just weird 14 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:01,400 to like, you know, it's, it's weird my wife would say like, 15 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,519 yeah, my husband's dying of his office because it makes it sound 16 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:08,160 like I am, you know, a normal job guy. 17 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,680 You know, it makes it sound like I'm respectable. 18 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,360 Like, I don't know, I'm a solicitor or a Private Eye. 19 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,440 Is there private eyes about? Is that, is that still a thing? 20 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:27,720 Like, are people a Private Eye? You know, for talk sake, a guy 21 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,000 walked past the windows way too old to just be carrying a 22 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 football about. And but I'm actually going to 23 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,800 pause this and want to ask if he fancies A kicker. 24 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,680 But. But even though it's no one 25 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,560 cool. So yeah, I just, I mean, our 26 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:46,200 private eyes a thing, you know, could I say? 27 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,760 So Aaron Butler's my guest today. 28 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,320 Say Aaron betrayed me. Say Aaron accessed my bank 29 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,080 account and stole half a million on me. 30 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,440 Would I be able to just go to a guy or woman, you know and say, 31 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,000 listen, I've got a problem, get some dirt on this guy. 32 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:08,880 Do you want me to Google Pray that I Belfast very keen to 33 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,120 know. By the way, yes, it's a guest 34 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,880 episode. Welcome to the episode. 35 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,520 Got a couple things to get through before I get my guest 36 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,760 on. All right. 37 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,400 Everything I've looked for, it's like an eye clinic. 38 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:27,840 Private Eye Belfast. OK, wait, Yeah, they're private 39 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,800 investigators. Oh, but I suppose you don't 40 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,280 like, you don't see their faces and all know a lot about it. 41 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:42,120 Oh, yeah, there is. Let me get me into the website. 42 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:50,880 Investigative services like gent like so that I've not planned to 43 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,120 talk about this at all, but I'm not saying the name of this 44 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,720 company, but I mean they do have a website so like I wouldn't be 45 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,640 toting on them. But there's a company here. 46 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,880 Oh, you can't even see the picture of the people behind it. 47 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,680 Fuck this class. They do, they do, they do Bug 48 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:15,600 sweeping. Like who in Northern Ireland is 49 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,960 getting bugged? You know, the mafia get bugged, 50 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,160 big organised crime associations getting bugged. 51 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,160 There's no way loyalist paramilitaries are getting 52 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,080 bugged by the police, is there? I don't know, maybe. 53 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,800 I mean, they probably definitely are, but like, I just love that. 54 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,280 Alright bro, I think of being bugged here. 55 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,840 Can you come and sweep up for bugs? 56 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,400 Yeah, there's no bugs. I'm really sure there's one 57 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,680 there that's this later, you know, and shout at this later. 58 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,800 I haven't seen one since 1999, but it's all good. 59 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,440 Yeah. Industrial espionage. 60 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,440 Can I get can I get this right? Would would you be up for me 61 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,200 getting a private investigator on the podcast? 62 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,680 And imagine they're all like, they're all done in silhouette, 63 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,920 which will kill Mike and Dan, who spent the last two weeks 64 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,000 preparing the studio for just normal light. 65 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,480 So imagine if I'm like, listen, Andy Mcnabb's coming in with 66 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,240 Needham in shadow. I love this so much. 67 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:21,519 Employment employee claiming injury. 68 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,680 Oh, I love this. So if you're like, oh, slipped 69 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,040 at work and a banana skin out here working for Cabletel, you 70 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,560 can just get in touch with these guys and they'll go. 71 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,000 Is that right? Fuck yeah. 72 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,800 We conduct employment investigations within the 73 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,600 parameters of the UK employment law. 74 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,760 I bet when they say that they go like this, don't worry about it. 75 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,040 You know, they do like a big Pinocchio nose when they say 76 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,840 that. Theft and fraud. 77 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,040 Theft in the workplace. Somebody just stole my 78 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,800 sandwiches. Let me get a private 79 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,560 investigator on to the case. I love this and I want to be, I 80 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,160 want to be a private investigator. 81 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,760 Do you think you're being bugged? 82 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,640 All right, man, I think I'll be a bug here who buy. 83 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,600 You're a postman. You know what I mean? 84 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,720 Fuck, this is brilliant. I'm going to try and get a 85 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,560 private investigator on the podcast and just ask them like 86 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,680 what what all of you sing? You know, I mean, they're not 87 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,080 good at their job if they answer that. 88 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:25,480 But maybe we could get a retired private investigator on this is 89 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,880 like last week, whenever I said we should get a rabbi and and 90 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:37,760 there's some cleric on the podcast, detective private 91 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,920 detective. I mean, I'd love to just have a 92 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,800 private detective on the payroll. 93 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,480 And then when he says, like, what do you need me to do? 94 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,720 I don't know, mate. Just go ahead and find things 95 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:53,080 out. Should I, through the Patreon, 96 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,320 fund a private investigator to work for us? 97 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,400 And every week we just pick like, a different comedian and 98 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,920 we just go out and like, find out what they're really up to, 99 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,240 you know? Is Martin McCartney, Syphon and 100 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,800 Diesel in cash. There's only one way to find 101 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,200 out. My private investigator. 102 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,480 I love this. And we're going to make it 103 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:18,040 happen. So we're in the studio. 104 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,320 We're in the studio currently upstairs. 105 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,000 There's work going on as we speak. 106 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:28,200 I said I would do a sort of virtual tour for Patreon, but 107 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,480 we're not even at that stage yet. 108 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,440 And we were supposed to do our first episode today, but we're 109 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,680 going to push it back to next week and do it then with with a 110 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,840 with a studio guest. And it's exciting times in my 111 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,160 office here. I've got ATV. 112 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,800 This is very me. I've got ATV, but I don't have a 113 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,320 power leader or anything for it. So I've got ATV monitor, I've 114 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:55,000 got a wee final player and then there's some biscuits my wife 115 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,400 gave me to bring down to the office. 116 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,480 So you know, we're balling out in the office and it's a good 117 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,400 time. I did, I did a Patreon episode 118 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:07,080 on Monday there with the baby, just me and the baby. 119 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,480 Not like he wasn't like miked up, you know, I mean, I wasn't 120 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,720 asking him like listeners questions, but me and the baby 121 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,280 went for a walk. I had to do a Patreon episode. 122 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,560 So I just put my headset on and just walked outdoors with the 123 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,480 baby. And then he's just heckling in 124 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,400 the background, you know, he's 8 months old and he sends stuff 125 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,000 like, you know, goo goo Gaga Dada. 126 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,120 And you know, why do you not have a real job? 127 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,040 And even though you're my dad and you're 32, why do you look 128 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,640 like a 17 year old female gymnast? 129 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:39,040 And that hurts, if I'm honest. If you want to check out Patreon 130 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,320 or patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me podcast, you get a full 131 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,400 length bonus episode on a Monday, which once we're 132 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:50,200 upstairs we will be doing, they're like proper, it'll be 133 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,040 filmed properly. It'll be a video version. 134 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,640 So you get an extra episode every week. 135 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,000 And then on Friday we do a live stream. 136 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,080 And this Friday we're going to do our first live stream from 137 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,760 the studio. We're going to experiment the 138 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:04,640 boat and see how it goes. And if you're watching the video 139 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,760 version, this, I am looking outside a lot, but that's just 140 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,920 because my window looks outside and anytime someone goes past, 141 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,160 I'm like a private detective and they didn't know what they're 142 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,960 doing and what they're up to. Like that guy there, definite 143 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:22,000 Russian insider. Do you think the red, you know, 144 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:27,160 the way there's like Russians who gather intelligence in 145 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,960 London and some other places? Do you think there's just like 146 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,720 one guy who does Northern Ireland and every week he phones 147 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:38,400 Putin and he's like, still not not a lot, but it's like what? 148 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,240 What are they giving up to over there? 149 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,760 And he phones back and he goes, a lot of the people in Northern 150 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,840 Ireland, they're queuing one hour for toasties. 151 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,680 What everyone's doing that now? I love to see it. 152 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,880 We're in Hollywood. That's where we that's where we 153 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:58,120 have our new studio. There's a new place here called 154 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:04,400 Melter, which I think is a place that does fancy toasties from 155 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:08,000 like Michelin starred chefs. I think I've got that right. 156 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:13,240 It's like unbelievable quality food and me and my mate went to 157 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,400 go to it, but we were in a rush. Me and my mate Tony last week 158 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,480 when we're working in the studio. 159 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,840 And then they were like, listen, we've got a load orders here and 160 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,960 we we weren't able to go, but someday we will go. 161 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,400 And Hollywood is just Hollywood's popping off at the 162 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,200 minute. Everywhere's cute. 163 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,560 I don't mean like in a Newton Abbey way, but I mean like the 164 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,720 only riots that are happening here are people just rioting for 165 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,720 more coffee shops. You know, people in Hollywood 166 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,000 are like, you know, sometimes I shouldn't have to walk more than 167 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:48,080 20 feet to a coffee, a coffee house or a coffee house. 168 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,960 I don't know if that's real. A coffee shop or a charity shop, 169 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,680 because that's what Hollywood is. 170 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,720 We like to give, We like to receive. 171 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,400 I don't know what that means. My guest today is Aaron Butler, 172 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:06,400 the man himself, Aaron Butler, big friend of the podcast. 173 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,240 I think he's been on the most as a guest. 174 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,640 I hope on Friday we'll actually ask him if he'll come down and 175 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,400 be one of our first stream guests. 176 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,120 Maybe we'll get Iron and Karen down or something like that and 177 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,960 we'll do a pretty wild live stream. 178 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,240 We'll see how that goes. I think 1 might stick to the 179 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,320 same time of half nine, but maybe we'll do it later in the 180 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,560 afternoon. I don't know. 181 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,920 But before we get into this episode, let me plug 182 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:34,320 manscape.com or sponsor. There's it, there's a guy with a 183 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,040 really small head wearing a big hat. 184 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,720 Would you like it if I just did podcast episodes? 185 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,640 And then we just, we just commented on everybody who 186 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:45,400 walked past. Hat's too big for his head. 187 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,440 No, then then nobody walked past. 188 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,160 OK, we'll not do that. We'll just do the normal 189 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,800 podcast. manscape.com. Manscape, if you don't know by 190 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:59,040 now, is the leader in men's below the belt grooming. 191 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,800 You know what I'm talking about, unless you're one of these guys 192 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,880 who wears a belt around his neck as a fashion accessory. 193 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,320 No, remember that. We're not doing belts. 194 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,880 Remember the things that were like zigzags, like like a zigzag 195 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,480 necklace in the 90's, the girls wore. 196 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,560 And I remember a guy wore one in our class and he was called 197 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,360 Jonathan in primary school. And then everyone was like, why 198 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,040 are you wearing that? And this was before the times 199 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,360 where you could just be yourself. 200 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,600 Do you remember when we were younger, like anyone who's my 201 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:32,080 age, like in their early 30s or younger or older, like there 202 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,040 seems to be this thing now I like, I get that there's 203 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,280 terrible people like out there and people who are like not 204 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,200 tolerant. But nowadays it seems you can 205 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:46,120 sort of be like, listen, let me present to you, me, you know, it 206 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:50,200 seems like nowadays you go listen, I would like to let you 207 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,360 know a little bit about myself. Here's what I think, here's who 208 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,640 I am. And like, not everyone, of 209 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,680 course, but like, most people, go do it. 210 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,360 Do whatever you want. That doesn't impact my life in 211 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,440 any way. Good luck to you. 212 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,560 And yeah, we should all just be who we want. 213 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:08,440 Of course, there's people who are like, no, but but when I 214 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:13,760 went to school, you couldn't just say, like, you could barely 215 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,360 change who your favourite band was, never mind, you know, 216 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,040 gender or anything like that. Like, that would have, Do you 217 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,840 understand? Like back in those days, nobody 218 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,560 would have. It's not that you wouldn't have 219 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:31,320 like, you know, something you wouldn't have like supported 220 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,760 someone or been like, oh, good luck. 221 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,720 You just, you just wouldn't have been able to compute it. 222 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,360 And I'm trying to remember what my point is. 223 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,880 Oh, yeah. There was a guy who came in our 224 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:47,920 class with one of those like black crisscross necklaces just 225 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,880 like one day because all the girls have been wearing them. 226 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 And and this was very much a time where it's like, boys do 227 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,720 this, go do this. That's, that's what you were 228 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,720 told. And if you went outside of that, 229 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,200 it was like, no, that didn't that didn't unfortunately, that 230 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,560 did not go down well. And I remember this guy Johnson 231 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,120 comes in with his necklace on on like a Monday morning in the 232 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,360 class and just sits down like he's not wearing a choke chin. 233 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:13,160 And everybody in the class was like, hey, what, what, what do 234 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,800 you, I think even the teacher was like, hey, what is the 235 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,760 meaning of this? And he goes, Oh yeah, just 236 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,400 everyone wears these now, these necklaces. 237 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,840 And then he realised in that moment that he just realised 238 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,000 that not everybody did. And then in his head he was 239 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,960 like, actually, I think I like the look at these. 240 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,760 But I realise she just took girls up with him and and he 241 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,960 then got a bit embarrassed with it, but then he just kept it on 242 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,560 for the whole day and then he never wore it again. 243 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,840 And I don't know what the moral of that story is. 244 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:41,280 I don't know what it is. But I do remember that my P6 245 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:46,960 teacher who was called Mrs Easton or Easton, don't know, 246 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,320 maybe she owned the magazine shop, but that's shit. 247 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:56,560 Panther But listen to this. I was playing a a class football 248 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,800 match, not like not like a football match. 249 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,000 That was Class A football match for our class against some other 250 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,120 class. They used to have them Strontown 251 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,320 primary school like tournaments where it's like, you know, this 252 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,360 class plays Mrs Mrs Eason's class plays against Mrs 253 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,240 Ireland's class. I loved it, right? 254 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,160 And it was taken like pretty seriously. 255 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,000 You play at lunchtime and you got to wear your own kid, which 256 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,360 is great. On this particular day, I'm 257 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:24,360 wearing a full Italy football kit and we were playing a good 258 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,480 team. We're playing Mr Mcdowell's team 259 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,880 or something, I don't know. But I know this. 260 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,920 On that day I just decided I was just going to play upfront as a 261 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,960 poacher, you know, which people used to, oh, you're poaching. 262 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,600 So I just decided I would stand. There's no offside. 263 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,880 So as I'm just stand inside the goalkeeper, I'm just going to 264 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,320 get a few goals for us because we were losing and there was 265 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,000 loads of times in the game where I should have passed the ball 266 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,520 but I didn't. And this isn't like me, but I 267 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,000 was just trying to score a goal. I mean, I don't know, I think 268 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,640 maybe I was trying to press girls in my class. 269 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,040 I don't know what was happening, but I was just trying to score 270 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:58,920 goals. Anyway. 271 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,440 I was being pretty ball greedy in the game. 272 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:06,200 We lost a class football game. There was no trophy. 273 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,040 There was no prize. We just lost the game and I 274 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,920 thought I actually played OK. I think I did score, but then I 275 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,960 maybe had like 70 chances, so it wasn't a good conversion rate. 276 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,000 And then a couple of guys in our class, guy called Dean, a few 277 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,760 other guys like weren't happy at all after the game. 278 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,560 They were like, you fucking, you should have passed the ball. 279 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,040 But remember, this is P6. So we're like, I don't know, 9. 280 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,480 And then when we got back to the classroom, I noticed like 281 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,640 everyone who played in the game and some of the people in our 282 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,360 class were watching. We're just talking in this 283 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,360 season, I'm going, OK, I just get on with my work. 284 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,160 I don't know what they're talking to her, but the 285 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:46,280 annotation in front of the class goes, some of you need need to 286 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:50,240 learn more about teamwork and helping others and and, you 287 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,640 know, working in a team because that's what you'll need. 288 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,280 There are skills you'll need for life. 289 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,360 And I'm going I don't know why she's telling us this. 290 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,200 And then she goes, she and Todd, you're I'm talking about you. 291 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,600 She said you, I you were selfish in the game and you should have 292 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,920 passed the ball to people more and as a result we lost the game 293 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,960 or something like that. And I was like, this is an 294 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,480 unfair roast. Like it shouldn't be roasted by 295 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,840 the teacher. She wouldn't even have that much 296 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,600 right? So I went, OK, that's weird, a 297 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,920 bit sly, but I just moved on. Then every day she would like 298 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,600 try and fight this turning therapy session. 299 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,600 Every day she would find a way to bring the chat round to me 300 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:33,360 not passing this like months later, you know, you should be 301 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,640 talking about you know, we'd be doing a thing about science and 302 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:42,520 should be talking about, you know, needles, heroin, how you 303 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,760 why you shouldn't do heroin should be like, you know, what 304 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,000 you shouldn't do is share needles. 305 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,760 I mean she and that's not going to be a problem for you. 306 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,840 You know, you're unlikely to get hepatitis from a dirty needle 307 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,640 because you don't pass. She didn't say that, but you 308 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,360 know what I mean. There was always examples of how 309 00:16:55,360 --> 00:17:00,280 I should have passed the ball and then and then in my report, 310 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,880 like my final P6 report, this is written down. 311 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,280 If we ever talk about this more, I will try and find this at some 312 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,599 point. But in my final end of year P6 313 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:13,880 report, like just say I'm a nice kid who's a bit like with a low 314 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,079 IQ. No, she writes, Shane has a 315 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,240 problem with team sports and working with others. 316 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:23,280 And it was just because of this one game I was persecuted. 317 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:28,920 Then like the last week of term, this like independent governing 318 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,800 body come into our school and go, we're picking sexy at 319 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,600 random. They pick sexes around them. 320 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,560 And then they went, they took us to the library and sometime 321 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,600 around the school and went, tell us about your teacher. 322 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,240 Is she doing a good job? Be happy. 323 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,720 And then I, I was like, listen, the gloves are off because 324 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,840 everybody's gone. Yes, she's dead on. 325 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:47,320 And I said, well, listen, she has a problem with me and she's 326 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,960 bullying me. She's victimising me a bit. 327 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,760 And I don't know if that ever got back to her, but I hope it 328 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,920 did. And I also said she talks about 329 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:59,200 her cat too much. I was much of being a bitch with 330 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,360 being a bitch. You know what I mean? 331 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,560 I was like, why do we always need to know about her cat? 332 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,280 I'm trying to find out about algebra and spell and she's 333 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,120 telling me that her her cat's too fat. 334 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,280 You know, she showed up to misses that. 335 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,880 I think that was unfair. I think you. 336 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,520 I think you're the reason why why I struggled academically 337 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,400 from there. I'm joking. 338 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,560 I'm joking. I think. 339 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,080 And just because I am like quite a thick guy in some ways. 340 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,280 But but yeah, I think that was pretty slime misses. 341 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,920 And I don't know why you did that. 342 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,480 And I still play football to this day. 343 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,720 But I'm I'm more of the team player. 344 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,280 I'll pass the ball. And Missus Easton, I'd like you 345 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,280 to come on the podcast. I want to have the next episode 346 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,400 of this podcast. I want to have a rabbi, a Muslim 347 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,800 cleric, Missus Easton, and a private investigator. 348 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,440 In fact, I might get a private investigator to to find some 349 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,400 ways in which Missus Easton has been selfish in her life and not 350 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,160 shared. 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Yeah. 374 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,040 But always glad to be here, always happy to be a guest. 375 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,720 So thanks for having me. No listen, no problem at all. 376 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,240 Look, I mean, there's a lot that I need to chat to you about, but 377 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,120 there's nothing more pressing than this. 378 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,360 Did I tell you about? So I spent the last few weeks on 379 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,600 the podcast talking about my circumcision, mainly on Patreon 380 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,720 and which is a great incentive for people to sign up. 381 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:25,080 But yeah, you guys knew that your boy was going to get, let's 382 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,920 just say the bacon slicer was coming out. 383 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,960 And I built it up. I said, like, last week I was 384 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,040 like, hey, I'm going to get it done. 385 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,360 I've had a few messages sent from people going, mate, is 386 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,280 everything OK? Do you know the story? 387 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,120 You've you've not got it done, have you? 388 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,640 Well, I haven't. I genuinely haven't told you 389 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,920 this, no. No. 390 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,080 So yeah, you don't have to tell me. 391 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,560 I'll flip. I OK, I tell me everything. 392 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,440 I've got a picture to go with this, right? 393 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,520 Oh no, hang on. Oh, I know it's Oh dear, it 394 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:59,440 didn't have enough power bro to cut the whole way through right 395 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,880 here's what happened. I go to get it done and I'm 396 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,800 like, relax for it. It was last Thursday, I think. 397 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,760 So I'm I'm feeling good. I'm ready to, I'm ready to get 398 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,880 it done. I get the COVID test the day 399 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,840 before. I don't hear anything. 400 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,280 So I mean that tells you that I got a negative test. 401 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,640 Also, you know, I've been vaccinated. 402 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,840 So I'm feeling good. Set aside time to go get it 403 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840 done. Now the main thing I kept saying 404 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,280 to people was this is unreal because you can drive yourself 405 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,840 home after, I can believe a 20 minute procedure. 406 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,680 Drive yourself home. So I get to the the fancy 407 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:40,080 hospital, right? I get down there and they go A 408 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,960 nurse meets me at reception and walks me up to the wee private 409 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,240 room. So I'll show you the photo here 410 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,160 of the room. It's really nice. 411 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,200 Wee bit of art on the wall. You've got a bed, you've got ATV 412 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,480 big private bathroom. So I go look bit of comfort. 413 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,760 This is great. She goes, I need you to fill out 414 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,000 a question. Got a student with me. 415 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,920 Is that OK? I said, Yep, no problem. 416 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,880 She goes, need need you to fill out a questionnaire. 417 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,040 So they go through a lot of stuff. 418 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,720 Any allergies? Yeah, all that sort of thing. 419 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,240 A bit like when Karen was on the allergic to the latex. 420 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,600 I said, yeah, it brings me out in a boner. 421 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:19,640 No one laughs. Then they come back in, They're 422 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,040 like, so the doctor will be done with you shortly to talk you 423 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,160 through everything. I'm like, Yep, she goes, we'll 424 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,200 bring you up the theatre. Happy days. 425 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,440 At this point, is your deck out or? 426 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,840 It shouldn't have been but it was. 427 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,360 In fact once I arrived in the car park it was out. 428 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,160 It was just out of the Jean at the slip on the jeans and but in 429 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,960 between the buttons which is slight. 430 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,960 But anyway. Anyway, I go up and she comes 431 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:51,160 back in the nurse and goes can I just double check? 432 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,400 How many days have you been self isolating for? 433 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,400 And I thought they were just asking that out of curiosity. 434 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:02,080 So I go 2 because I've, I've literally been working from home 435 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,880 and I've been in public for probably 2 days. 436 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,160 And she goes right. And then she disappeared and 437 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,640 came back and she was like, you were supposed isolated for a 438 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,560 week before, self isolated for a week before this procedure. 439 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,120 And I, I said no one told me that. 440 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,560 I said nobody told me that. I get out the e-mail that I got 441 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,320 with all the information. I went look, no one told me 442 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,880 that. She goes, I'm so sorry about 443 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,520 this. Let me get the surgeon and we'll 444 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,400 have a chat As as she leaves the room, I look in him in bold. 445 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,960 It's like, yeah, you need to isolate for seven days before 446 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,120 this. Like it's in its own, it's in 447 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:41,760 its own red box on the phone. So he comes down the surgeon, 448 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,200 he's like, fuck, he goes really sorry, but we're obviously going 449 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,960 to have to reschedule. You can't get in the theatre if 450 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,800 you haven't self isolated for a week. 451 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,040 And I'm like, you know what this is? 452 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,240 I was like, I thought no one had told me to do it. 453 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,040 I said it's my mistake, I apologise for like wasting 454 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,600 everybody's time. It's my fault and I feel shit. 455 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,400 By the way, let me point out in between these times, I'm not in 456 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,840 the robe, so I'm sitting on the bed in a. 457 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,080 Robe right legs up like in the little stalks. 458 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:18,280 Legs up, ready to be cut and I'm sitting in the robe and 459 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,440 everyone's like you don't be bastard like you're supposed to 460 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,600 isolate now. Seconds before he came in, a 461 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:31,800 lady came in to take my dinner order and she goes, she goes, 462 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,360 what about vegetable soup for a starter? 463 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,400 And I said, listen, I have a few dairy alerts. 464 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,000 I have a dairy alerts and gluten. 465 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,720 And she goes, I'll get you gluten free bread from a 466 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,600 different part of the hospital. I'm like, thanks so much. 467 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,480 She goes, all this trouble gets tea. 468 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,520 Yeah. Do you have almond milk? 469 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,120 She goes, nobody can get it from somewhere else. 470 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,840 I'm like, listen, if it's not too much trouble. 471 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,400 So when the doctor is walking out of the room and he's 472 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,840 basically being like, you know, you can stick your clothes on 473 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,320 and like, you'll just have to go home. 474 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,840 But he was so dead on about it. As he walks out, the wee woman 475 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,040 walks in with my vegetable soup and my roll and my tea. 476 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:18,080 So, so I just, I just like, look at that first breath. 477 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,600 Yeah, I just sat and like, here's the thing. 478 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,200 I start like texting like obviously my wife. 479 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,960 Oh, by the way, it turns out you're not allowed to drive 480 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,840 yourself home. That's stipulated that you're 481 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,280 getting, you're getting anaesthetic in the lower half of 482 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,800 your body. So your legs might not work. 483 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,240 So don't drive yourself home. But I'm like phoning my wife. 484 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,040 I'm phoning like Dave and someone else to be like, unless 485 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,200 you're not going to believe this. 486 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,560 I realise I've been there for 45 minutes. 487 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,800 They need the room because somebody else is coming in. 488 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,560 I'm sitting in my robe. The nurse go, a different nurse 489 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,880 goes, have you had your surgery and all? 490 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,200 And I'm sitting there in a full robe eating my vegetable soup. 491 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,520 And I said I'm not even getting any ink done. 492 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,800 She goes, are you get, have you got your surgery? 493 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,160 And I went, no, I'm not getting surgery today. 494 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,360 And I'm just sitting there in a full robe, working away at this 495 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:19,480 Senate, at this House, so. Yeah, I mean, and here's for 496 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,600 people that know you. None of that story surprises me 497 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,440 in the slightest. The e-mail doesn't surprise me. 498 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,720 The whole anaesthetic thing doesn't surprise me. 499 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,600 You sitting and continuing to eat the soup doesn't surprise 500 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,080 me. And here's what has went through 501 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,880 your head, you find. Oh, I haven't been able to eat 502 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,320 somewhere in ages. I'll just sit here and sit in 503 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,200 and eat this soup and have a nice day like and I can just see 504 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,320 the cogs in your head turning. But enjoyable nonetheless. 505 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,240 So it's rescheduled I'm assuming? 506 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,920 Yeah, I haven't got a new date, but what do you think I did 507 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,160 whenever I left? Because I basically said to 508 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,840 myself, you've been through your dealer, what do you think I did 509 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,200 when I left? Bear in mind that the hospital 510 00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:00,760 is on the Lisburn Rd. I just got Nandos on the way 511 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,000 home, mate. Just got to click and click 512 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,800 Nandos. I was going to say you probably 513 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,600 took yourself to Nandos. So you had soup and Nandos is 514 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,480 the stress of everything. You, you just, yeah, the whole 515 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,280 situation that you created yourself, the the just led to 516 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,920 that. Well, look, I'm sorry to hear 517 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,240 that it didn't work out. But I hope, Nick, you've learned 518 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,920 you've did a dummy run. You know what I mean? 519 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,040 You know, you've met, you've mentally prepared yourself and 520 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,640 what they expect from now. Also, if I was you, I would have 521 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,880 just lied and say, yeah, I've been isolating for seven days. 522 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,640 Get get the cotton. I can't do that. 523 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,920 I can't do that because I'm online. 524 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,680 But I would have. I know you can. 525 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,160 But I would have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 526 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,160 I've been isolating for six years, ready to get this done. 527 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,520 I would have been my thing. I would have. 528 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,760 I went above the lie. Yeah, so basically I'm just 529 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,880 enjoying the second chance with my foreskin. 530 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,920 And and yeah, it's it's annoying though, because I was setting 531 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,520 myself up for it and now I just, I'm looking at my foreskin like, 532 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,600 you know, like there he is, he's still here. 533 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,880 So it will happen again and we will live stream it for Patreon. 534 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,560 Absolutely. I'll get like A4 camera set up 535 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,560 going every angle. I genuinely was going to ask 536 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,080 them, right? Could I put a GoPro on myself 537 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,400 because you're awake for it And like genuinely like not live 538 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,920 stream, but make a video and then put it out for Patreon or 539 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,000 something. And then I thought the hospital 540 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,360 probably wouldn't be keen on that. 541 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,960 Well, here was my thinking behind that even because when I 542 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,440 was getting my vasectomy, I was like, oh, like I could easily 543 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,400 like do something like you were saying there like do like a 544 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,320 video of me just reacting. But then I thought to myself, 545 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:38,040 no, because I don't want to do anything that is out of the 546 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,640 normal for the doctor in case it distracts the doctor and he's 547 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,320 cutting around your Dick at the time. 548 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,280 And then a wee slip happened. So I was like, no, best just to 549 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,760 let him do it the way he's always did it and let's just 550 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,000 make it fine. So yeah, that was. 551 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,960 Or what if he tries to do fancy stuff? 552 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,480 You know what I mean? During a circumcision. 553 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,880 Show off. You know, like those the way 554 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,400 people cut paper and then you open it up and it's like we 555 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:03,800 shapes. That was my number one concern 556 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,600 that he put like, you know, he'd make some we diamonds in it and 557 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,880 stuff and. I don't know. 558 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,720 Yeah. Although it's just the dates to 559 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:17,080 your shows although. SSA November. 560 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,360 Do you know what? That would be great advertising, 561 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,560 wouldn't it? Because I'm just thinking you 562 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,800 could do whatever he want. You can cut whatever he wants 563 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,320 into the foreskin. It's getting cut off. 564 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,920 So maybe what I do is once it's cut off, I go listen bro, get 565 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,400 that scalpel back out there. And then he puts in SSC Arena 566 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,520 and then I just take a photo of that and then it goes up. 567 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,560 Or we just Photoshop it like, let's make life easy, you know 568 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,480 what I mean? Let's not, let's not have to cut 569 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,560 up a shrivel crap little foreskin. 570 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,600 What? Do you mean it's not a little 571 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,280 but did? You're not getting rid of it 572 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,160 because it's healthy, man. Yes, Dave. 573 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,200 Did Dave get you to do a bit of Photoshop around this? 574 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,320 For me, no Or DJ. Oh, yes. 575 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,000 Oh, well, clearly anything you see from Dave. 576 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,280 No, no, but very funny. The the. 577 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,200 Yeah, anytime you see a Photoshop from Dave, it came 578 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,560 from me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he, he, he was 579 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,080 like the day I was getting it done. 580 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,240 He goes, man, I have something to show you for your procedure. 581 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,720 And I thought it was going to be like a life coat, you know, 582 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,520 like, like the night is dark is just before the dawn. 583 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,120 Oh, no. Just a very disrespectful 584 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,960 Photoshop. David G mate and Dave ever 585 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,880 betrays me. I'll, I'll, I'll like, I'll 586 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,760 release it. Yeah. 587 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,040 Can I tell you something, in the introduction to this episode, I 588 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,400 was talking about private investigators for some reason. 589 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,080 And I I was like, let me Google it and see if there's any 590 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,600 private investigators locally. There legitimately is, isn't 591 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,720 that? That's interesting, yeah, 592 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,480 because I never sort of thought of that myself. 593 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,360 You imagine like it's just an American thing. 594 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,320 What could we get them to private investigate? 595 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,520 Well, I was saying we could get like Dave for example. 596 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,440 You know. Could we like find out stuff on 597 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,960 Dave and then slip it into conversation, You know, where 598 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,160 were you last Sunday, you know, at 8:00 because like just there 599 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,560 like he was in Newton Abbey all weekend. 600 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,080 There just passed. So you could, you know, drop 601 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,640 that in And I don't know. I would love to have a private 602 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,720 investigator on the part. I want to have people on as well 603 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,240 as comedians, obviously a mates. I want to have people on the 604 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:22,240 podcast that have like my jobs and be like, what all of you 605 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,320 seen them all. Yeah. 606 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,520 You know what sort of crimes? Yeah. 607 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,440 But would you have to like silhouette them and change their 608 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,840 voice? Or do you think, do you think 609 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,840 say private investigator, do you think it's just like one of your 610 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,880 dad's mates who's like, I'll find out. 611 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,520 And he just he just really badly tails them. 612 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,040 He says private investigator on the side of his BAM. 613 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,120 Yeah, or he's just downloading Facebook pages and sending you 614 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,360 the e-mail being like, are you yours? 615 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,760 Everything you need to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 616 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,680 Do you think you'd be a good? Private Investigator. 617 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,120 Would I be a good private investigator? 618 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,520 Yeah. What do you think? 619 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,200 I mean, with appropriate training, yeah, I don't think I 620 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,640 could just Willy nilly start doing it. 621 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,000 There's bound to be like some sort of tricks and secrets that 622 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,760 they have that you like. And how do you know be cool like 623 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,440 the special gadgets they use? Like do they use like a WE 624 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,520 camera and stuff that like sees through people's? 625 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,720 Houses and all probably. And then one of the things on 626 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,160 the website there said we can check if you're being bugged. 627 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,080 And part of me was thinking who in Northern Ireland is being 628 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,840 bugged? Yeah, like what wise? 629 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200 Well. But what have you, what if we 630 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,280 just did it for the crack for the podcast with the private 631 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,840 investigator? And then we said what about 632 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,800 being bugged and all And he like did some check in your car just 633 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,600 to prove how it works and you were being bugged. 634 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,200 Sure we're all being bugged if you fucking if you have a phone. 635 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,760 Oh, no, Connor Keys on the podcast. 636 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,680 I mean, you know what? That's one of those things 637 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,520 that's like, you know, we all laugh at I'm like, but we are. 638 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,040 Oh yeah, like I'm not a conspiracy not but I do believe 639 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,960 like if you have a phone, there's a lot of things probably 640 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,840 tracking you, but who gives a fuck? 641 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,440 Like, are you not going to have a phone? 642 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,200 Yeah, it's one of those things where like people go, they're 643 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,720 listening to your phone calls and your messages and like 644 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,160 they're not see you that said not they're not some guy like 645 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,000 I'm trying to arrange 5 aside here and they're listening to 646 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:21,840 all my. Messages. 647 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,360 Is like, are they are they're like Becky, can you get your 648 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,400 cousin to play or is he in Magaberry? 649 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:32,240 Is he I'll just drive around to town. 650 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,240 I'll get someone Jake Buck, I like would play. 651 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,840 You know, everyone's listening to those conversations. 652 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,120 Yeah, no one's reading your days. 653 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,800 What's up Means that he's sending to the family group like 654 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,080 a fucking. Show people should be, but 655 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,720 they're not. Yeah, if they did, he definitely 656 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,240 would be in gaol, but they're not. 657 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,080 Can we talk about you being on the property ladder or do you 658 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,680 not really want to talk to? No, no, no, absolutely. 659 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,720 Let's chat about it. So yeah, I bought my first house 660 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:03,680 for the for at the tender age of 32 and 10 days the and it was 661 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,160 the most frightening thing I've ever done. 662 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,000 Well, first of all, I didn't know it was your birthday in 10 663 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,960 days. Do you want to do some sort of 664 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,600 birthday special podcast? Do you want to? 665 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,639 Yes. And I'll do some surprises for 666 00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:15,880 you. Sure. 667 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,360 Let's we'll do that. Well, I'll yeah, we'll figure it 668 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,040 out. But yes. 669 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,199 OK. All right. 670 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,560 So you bought your first house? Yeah. 671 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800 What? What does the butt man look for 672 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,639 in a house? Because I don't think it's 673 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,400 convention like most people be like, you know, good access to 674 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,159 it, park in, don't want it too loud beside a main road. 675 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,199 But I could see you. I could see you buying a house 676 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,440 based on its proximity to a milkshake parlour. 677 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,000 There's that. There's also, you know what, 678 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,480 what are they like? Is there room to put slides in 679 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,560 and over and around the house? You know what I mean? 680 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,800 Slides from the room to the living room, from the back 681 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,880 garden to the front, like things like that. 682 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,040 We need to, you know, adoptability like that sort of 683 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,360 thing is good. I actually, you'll, you know, 684 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,360 you'll get a kick out of this because I'm a house guy now I'm 685 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,680 trying to buy sort of stuff that house people would buy. 686 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,880 And I've discovered a website that sells cents furniture. 687 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,920 I discovered a furniture website from Sweden. 688 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,920 Do you know there's these Scandinavian guys and if you 689 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,720 give them £4 they will make you 7 cabinets and they won't make 690 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,800 it, you'll make it. But yeah, I love the idea that 691 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,560 you genuinely are finding this stuff out. 692 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,320 Yeah, I'm a house guy now and what I but what I found, and 693 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,400 this will be the most me thing you'll hear at this point, is a 694 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,400 website that specialises in scented candles that sent your 695 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,720 house to the sense of Disney World. 696 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,880 So I have went online today and purchased many pounds worth of 697 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,200 scented candles. But the scent of Disney World is 698 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,160 like, you know, popcorn, sad popcorn. 699 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,280 And I'm trying to make your kids love you and. 700 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,640 That's my house. That's exactly I want to be. 701 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,520 Do you know what? Do you know what I can guarantee 702 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,840 you? You're the first person that's 703 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,960 bought that product. And they were so good to shut 704 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,640 that website down and then they went hang on, order from West 705 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,960 Belfast. This is the same guy that bought 706 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,600 Magic Beans almost two weeks ago. 707 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,320 Hey, they're going to come through OK. 708 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,200 That's the new Bitcoin. I can't wait. 709 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,160 I can't wait till I have a look at your house and you're like, 710 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,040 yeah, I'm a house guy. And I go, Aaron, there's no roof 711 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,480 on this. And you're like, oh, is that why 712 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,920 I was cold? Actually, the guy told me that 713 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:45,840 was a water feature. There's a seller here, there's a 714 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,880 chill seller down below the floor and there's six bodies in 715 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,440 it. Oh, I thought that was Terry 716 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,120 Bradley art. Isn't that? 717 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,440 Isn't that Madame Tussauds in Northern Ireland? 718 00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,000 I thought I had. There's a guy, there's a guy 719 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,680 doing heroin in your utility room. 720 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,640 Oh, I thought he was an athlete. I thought that was a vitamin 721 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,520 drip. No, I might be a state agent. 722 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,720 Yeah, but but I bought it off them. 723 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,320 Yeah. But the the. 724 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,640 So yeah, I'm excited, nervous, scared, all that stuff. 725 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,400 And yeah, I'm very happy that I'm going to be moving on my 726 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,280 parents house finally. Like, you're not going to be 727 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,840 able to do a conventional house warming, but are you going to be 728 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,760 simply that? Do you not want to, are you 729 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,240 someone who, like you don't want to have people around for like a 730 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,320 bit of a party, a bit of a do? Because I'm like that. 731 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,480 Like, I don't like people. I like having friends around the 732 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,440 course, but I don't like the idea of like, imagine someone 733 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,400 being like, yeah, someone's built something in there. 734 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,680 Nope, I'm I'm we're, we're exactly the same on this. 735 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,040 I'm not looking for a house party. 736 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,200 I'm, I'm looking like look, 2-3 people next that I like people, 737 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,400 you know what I mean? That'll come round, you know 738 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,560 what I mean? Watch WrestleMania together, get 739 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,920 a pizza, that sort of thing every night. 740 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,200 WrestleMania. Same. 741 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,840 One, yeah, yeah, yeah #17 it was the best. 742 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,360 Do that. And then I'm not looking to like 743 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,560 have cocktails or like put on little bits of food like that's, 744 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,560 it's not that sort of house. It's my house. 745 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,600 Here's here's how much it is my house. 746 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,280 There's three bedrooms in it, and only one of them has an 747 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,320 actual bed in it. The other two are for me. 748 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,160 Now you're going to have to follow that up and tell me what 749 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:26,320 they're for you for. One has a swing and a pole in it 750 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,720 I. Swear to God I was like you say, 751 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:33,200 one has a swing. But it's it's a kinder Fisher 752 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,680 one from the kids have the the it's one for the back garden, 753 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,440 but I just I can happen to fit it in the house. 754 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,680 So I'd rather the valuable item. I'd rather keep them, but no is 755 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,720 there. Is there more of a tragic image 756 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,800 than just a 32 year old guy in his own house with no one to 757 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,880 push them on a swing? You're telling people like I've 758 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,240 got a swing upstairs or like, oh wow you kinky bastard. 759 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,640 You get up there and you're like, will you push me? 760 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,560 Yeah, because it's not even outside, there's no wind. 761 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,840 It's just just so, so fucking still. 762 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,880 It's basically a chair they. But yeah, so I'm making those 763 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,800 two rooms, 1 rooms going to be in office clearly, because I 764 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,760 work from home a lot. And then the second room you'll 765 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,960 like this is going to be a bit of a gym room. 766 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,280 So there's going to be like a squat rack in there. 767 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,720 It's going to be probably a rowing machine, you know, set up 768 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,480 bench and all that sort of good fun stuff. 769 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,640 So and that's, again, not catering to any guests. 770 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,520 If anyone's like, oh, can we come over and stay? 771 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,000 We're like, Nah, you're all right. 772 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,720 Yeah. I could definitely see you rent 773 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:36,640 them part of the house out for Airbnb to weird European people 774 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:40,000 would not be the would not be the see people that do that. 775 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,200 I fucking understand people who are like I need to make a few 776 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,160 quid. I've got too much space in my 777 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,640 house. 100% I could not have anybody in my house at one time 778 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,160 when I'm sleeping. That I don't know extremely 779 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,520 well. Yeah, and even when you do know 780 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920 them extremely well, we still wouldn't settle, you know, we'd 781 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,840 be just sort of sleeping a wee bit on edge at night anyway. 782 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,000 The but yeah, I could. Even the thought of that makes 783 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,520 me squirm a little bit in the skin. 784 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,960 I mean, fair play of people that can do it and are like, I don't 785 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,440 understand how people can just be so carefree about that sort 786 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,120 of stuff. Just like, yeah, we, we have 787 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,720 people just stay around. We just stay. 788 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,680 It's all good. We like just catering for people 789 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,560 and stuff. It's just nice. 790 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,880 But like, that's, that's how like a Netflix murder 791 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,880 documentary happens. Some unknown guy from fucking 792 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,000 Czechoslovia comes over and fucking. 793 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,600 It's a country. Look it up. 794 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,120 But yeah, so no, I'll not be doing that. 795 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,560 It'll be just an do, you know, it'll be a nice home. 796 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,520 It'll be a nice home, OK. And it has a lovely back garden 797 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,640 that a lot of neighbours will hate having to watch me shoot 798 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,520 videos outside, and that's OK. Listen to like you're a guy who 799 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,120 will be sunbathing in there when the weather's good, right? 800 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,520 Wearing like, very little. When the weather's bad. 801 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,840 Yeah. I'll be in nothing. 802 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,000 I say to my dad yesterday, what about that a fella lives in the 803 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,480 street. I said, you ever see him? 804 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,800 Like I haven't heard much of him. 805 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,120 My dad goes as if this is nothing. 806 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,920 My dad goes, last time I saw him, he was sunbathing at the 807 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,360 back door like completely bollock naked. 808 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:21,840 And I said, huh, my dad goes, he was sitting at his back door. 809 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,240 He says he probably didn't know anyone could see him. 810 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,040 But my dad goes he was just sitting bollock naked. 811 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,080 And I said, like deck out and he goes, yeah, but that was about 812 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:34,320 half six in the morning. Why did any of that need? 813 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,080 Like why would any of that sound normal? 814 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,360 Yeah, why is your dad not like made a bigger deal of it? 815 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,400 Why is he not reported that your dad is almost an enabler that 816 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,200 that guy getting his deck out. So what's happened is you're 817 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,080 that guy has like has accidentally like, you know, a 818 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,200 ball like fell out with boxers and he went ah, fuck. 819 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,800 And your dad was about and your dad didn't say anything and he 820 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,960 went. Well. 821 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,280 Well, if he's not. I think my dad couldn't report 822 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,720 him because then the guy would. Your dad was also doing it. 823 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,040 The guy would be like, I'm I started doing it because I saw 824 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,280 this fellow do This fellow's been doing it since 1987 in his 825 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,240 garden. Yeah, yeah, this guy literally 826 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,840 spreads his cheeks to get the little crack in his butt hole 827 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,600 completely done and that. So yeah, you couldn't do it. 828 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,680 But here's the thing. Why don't you get your Dick 829 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,880 planned? Surely your Dick would burn. 830 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,720 I think it would burn pretty easily because like that skin 831 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,720 doesn't see daylight a lot. It shouldn't see daylight a lot. 832 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:29,960 You know what I mean? So so I had Nah, I'm not. 833 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,360 Do you know what? Here's the thing. 834 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,880 No, I sort of grew up thinking nudist speeches were like really 835 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,920 weird and disturbing. And now I think about it, I'm 836 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:44,000 like, I get it. Because it's like everyone knows 837 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,800 why they're going. Everyone know, everyone there is 838 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,560 like, I'm comfortable being naked and comfortable seeing 839 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,080 other people naked. And I don't think many people 840 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,400 who go, you're going to get probably one in 10 pervert, but 841 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,840 everyone's probably like, Nah. I feel like there's something 842 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,120 about that to me that feels quite natural where you're like 843 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,400 just balls and deck out going for a swim on the beach. 844 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,280 Like that's the way you kind of should be. 845 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,840 But then another part of me is like, no, but then what if 846 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,320 people are looking at your Willy and all? 847 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,360 It's weird, yeah. It's weird when it's like it's a 848 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,760 nudist beach, but it's part of a normal beach and there's no you 849 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,400 don't. Separation, yeah. 850 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,640 I've seen that before. Whenever travel opens again, do 851 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,480 we just book a flight to some unknown country that no one 852 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,280 knows us and just go try out a nudist beach and see what we 853 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,040 think do? You know what we have to do. 854 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,000 Do you remember there was a guy who got in touch with me? 855 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,640 I told you about it literally just before lockdown, so I 856 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,560 couldn't do it. But I must get in touch with 857 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,160 them. Do you remember there was a guy 858 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,240 who was like, we used to do a video from my business and I 859 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,240 told you about it and it was there. 860 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,920 It was a car wash near you. Oh yeah. 861 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,040 And I said, like, what's your budget? 862 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,440 He told me. And I was going, do you remember 863 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,400 what we were going to do? We were going to just travel 864 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,240 the. We're going somewhere. 865 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,520 Yeah. Look like a Really. 866 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,160 Cheap. The cheapest is like to like 867 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,280 Poland. And then just go there and 868 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,240 spread the word about this, like car wash, car wash in Belfast. 869 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,560 I was thinking about that day. We have to do that also now that 870 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,520 there's so many like, and this probably one of them. 871 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,920 I haven't even checked our questions here. 872 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,040 We'll get on to them in a SEC. But now that there's so much 873 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,240 like Line of Duty bloodlines, all that kind of thing, let me 874 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,400 just tell you the appetite for the return of Belfast Blues. 875 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,200 It's high. Fever pitch. 876 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,200 It really is. We need to just write the second 877 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,640 season I don't want. Yep. 878 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,720 Look, we've got the space for you come down here and we can do 879 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,600 it and we can and we can just get a shot because this can 880 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,400 double as like a off. We could use this as a location 881 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,480 as well. As a new headquarters, Yeah, 882 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:51,080 yeah, yeah, yeah, they have. I've had some ideas. 883 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,080 And so, like when we were writing that, it was probably 884 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,680 some of the funniest. Just times like just coming up 885 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,920 with all the jokes and the stuff. 886 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,640 Yeah, but it's predicted. Yeah, we should definitely do 887 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:06,640 like 3 episodes and do them on a like a Tuesday, Wednesday, 888 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,880 Thursday or something. Absolutely. 889 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,320 Yeah, Yeah, for sure. I agree The the. 890 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,600 And call it something instead of Belfast Blues too. 891 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,640 It's like Belfast Blues. Yeah, there's some sort of. 892 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,480 Salaries, chasers, you know what I mean? 893 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,600 Like like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 894 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,280 yeah, yeah. We'll, we'll come up with some 895 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,920 sort of tagline for it here before you get into questions. 896 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,600 Have we? Have you did a shout out for 897 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,280 Card Frampton yet to talk about his fight? 898 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,280 What do you mean shout it for him? 899 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:35,200 Just to pay respect to the the the retired career of card. 900 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:40,040 Frampton I haven't paid respect on the podcast, but I have paid 901 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:45,880 my respects on kind of on social media because I put up the the 902 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,920 item Mike Goldrick video with him like years ago and I put up 903 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,480 a really good clip from it and I was like, yeah, I hope he does 904 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,040 the business. Do you know what the worst thing 905 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640 is? Well, no, it's not a negative 906 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,000 because he's retiring after an amazing career, but not but like 907 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:06,680 see going to his fights it like I didn't enjoy the Manchester 908 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,920 trip for the Warrington fight because we just it was our 909 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,120 fault. We ended up staying in the shit 910 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,400 hotel that I thought was an unreal hotel. 911 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,320 And it was just like, like some guy threatened to beat me up 912 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:21,280 when we were arriving. I'll tell you what, this like we 913 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,120 got into the lift. We were there. 914 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,560 By the way, I went to see Frampton as part of my honeymoon 915 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,440 because we went over to see a Frampton fight and then from 916 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,480 there flew on to America and like, we just got married. 917 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,120 Like really looking forward to the fight because he was like, 918 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,760 yeah, with Warrington, it was going to be a big fight. 919 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:44,920 Got into the lift to like big drunk English fellas in the 920 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,160 lift. And I said like, how's it going 921 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,760 mate? Or whatever and or said the 922 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,440 floor what we're going to And they were blitzed and the guy 923 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,360 goes like where are you from? And I said Northern Ireland. 924 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:03,440 And he goes Oh yeah, he said I think he either said the other 925 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,560 said it was one or the other. He was either like, oh, you're a 926 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,920 female then or you're a home, whatever, whatever it was. 927 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,040 And I said I just, I thought he was just having like stone faced 928 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,160 Panthers. So I was like, oh, no, I went, 929 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,640 we were to, we were to both or something. 930 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,720 I just like totally deflected and was like, fuck, we'll do all 931 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:24,960 24 stories here. And then the guy was just like 4 932 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,920 was in the left and the guy's just staring at me. 933 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,240 Like no facial expression, just staring at me. 934 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,840 And I said, he's going to fucking kill me. 935 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,680 And then we got off the left and we'll walk into the room and he 936 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,880 said something like hopefully a run in there later. 937 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,680 And I like, don't look back on something. 938 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,440 Get into your room. Then we hear two guys going, I 939 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,840 think we're on the rock. Fuck's sake. 940 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,640 Got off the wrong floor. They were then in the room 941 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,480 beside us. The walls were really thin and I 942 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,080 heard them planning to attack me later in the night. 943 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,960 They're like, we'll find that fell, kick his head in or 944 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,200 whatever it was. So I didn't have a good trip, 945 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,360 but let me just say the Vegas trip where I want to see 946 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,320 Frampton and Santa Cruz for their second fight was 947 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,920 absolutely brilliant. It was magic. 948 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:10,240 So the amount of like great nights that he's given is is is 949 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,680 unreal. I try and get him on the 950 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,080 podcast. I think the last time I asked 951 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,560 him, he just started his own for joe.ieorjoe.co.uk. 952 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,560 So yeah, I'll, I'll try and get him on. 953 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:24,960 Do you watch Fight? I did and it was it was sad to 954 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,680 say, but also you have to just admire that he did have like 955 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,080 probably the best, one of the best Northern Irish sort of 956 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,720 boxing careers. And like he went out still 957 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,520 fighting like he was fucking they for in the top four. 958 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,160 And that shot he took that put him down. 959 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:44,160 It was an uppercut. No one gets up from that If 960 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,400 anyone else gets up. No, but he he like it just shows 961 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,080 you like the sort of heart that he had as a fighter just to be 962 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,560 like, Nope, keep going, keep going. 963 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,040 So yeah, good for him. It's also very impressive that 964 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,640 he is retiring now because he definitely could have had 965 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:03,040 another Windsor fight or gone out that, you know, final fight. 966 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,440 He could have done a Windsor but didn't want to do that for the 967 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,800 fans, you know, just in case he couldn't perform probably at the 968 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,360 level he wanted or whatever, or couldn't get the opponent he 969 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,320 wanted. So I think that's very admirable 970 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,040 as well because a lot of people would just go for the payday. 971 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,960 Yeah, true. I was going to say it is sad 972 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,080 that we'll never get like a big final harass stadium fight from 973 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,720 him, but at the same time like he doesn't know anybody, 974 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,600 anything and I can do whatever he wants to do and whatever. 975 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,640 But yeah. Maybe. 976 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,120 Maybe you look without Paddy Barnes and Belfast Blues. 977 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:38,080 Maybe Frampton's in? Yeah, playing the bad guy, Yeah, 978 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,880 no. Yeah, unbelievable career. 979 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,520 Like so good. Absolutely. 980 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,800 Watching the highlights thing before that fight, there was 981 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,080 someone like a montage of his titleings and stuff. 982 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,360 Yeah, class, right? We'll get stuck into some 983 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,040 questions. Sure. 984 00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:01,120 We have had a really good response, so let me get wired 985 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,720 in. Also, a lot of people think that 986 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,880 the picture I put up of you is today. 987 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,480 It's not. That was a pre lockdown outfit 988 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,840 that you were wearing. Remember, you came down to 989 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,600 Hollywood wearing the leopard print suit. 990 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:12,680 Sure do. I remember walking the High 991 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,320 Street of it then and surprisingly no one really 992 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,880 cared. It's Hollywood me, you know what 993 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,400 I mean? People are like, oh, you dressed 994 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,280 all day, you know? Yeah, I'm in. 995 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,200 A full leopard print suit, so. Yeah, still have it. 996 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,240 All right, let's see what we've got here. 997 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,040 Mark Cunningham says this isn't a podcast question. 998 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,400 All good. Patrick Quinn, would you ever 999 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:41,360 consider a recorded road trip with each other menu plus the 1000 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,120 likes of Dave, like Carl Pilkington, Clive Warren? 1001 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,960 If so, where would you love to see in the world? 1002 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,240 Sorry, Warren Davis. No idea where Clive Warren came 1003 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,160 from. Yeah. 1004 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,800 So would we do like and shout out to Patrick Quinn AKA Belfast 1005 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,440 Guy and China? I hope all is all is well. 1006 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,880 Yeah, I mean, we def we definitely would. 1007 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,600 That is one of the videos that we or like a series of videos 1008 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,680 that just were locked and we talked about doing of like 1009 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,080 booking the cheapest flight abroad that we could fly back 1010 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,520 same night and just go and like mess about for a day and shoot 1011 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,800 it. There was that. 1012 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,040 I love that idea. I also love the idea of just 1013 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,120 keeping it in like the island of Ireland where like I've seen 1014 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,640 people do this on a YouTube video before. 1015 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:21,880 So it's kind of staying the idea. 1016 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,080 But I just thought it was genius where you just put up a map of 1017 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,360 Ireland and then you throw a dart blindly and wherever it 1018 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,880 hits, you just have to travel to it and document the whole thing. 1019 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,240 You stay, you don't like plan where you're staying. 1020 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,200 You just get down there, find somewhere to stay, like find the 1021 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,400 activities, blah, blah, blah. I think that would be a great 1022 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,880 idea for if we ever did something like that for I'd love 1023 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,280 to do it. I said to oh for sure. 1024 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,680 I said to Dave once he was talking about like an Ireland 1025 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,800 travel series idea and I said we could just travel the entire way 1026 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,120 around the coast of Ireland. I said take a weekend and travel 1027 00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,880 around the entire coast of Ireland and Dave when? 1028 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,320 Yeah. How long do you think that would 1029 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,080 take? I was like, I don't know, 2-3 1030 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,720 days? He's like, not if you travel 1031 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,760 around the entire coast you fucking moron. 1032 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,720 Yeah, I do think he does. I mean, set up the challenge. 1033 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,440 I'll sponsor you. 2-3 days do like a gumball rally type thing. 1034 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,640 Oh, could you imagine? Jesus, you know, the biggest 1035 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,720 logistical issue with that is just getting like camera people 1036 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:27,480 obviously because like you don't want to be taking someone away. 1037 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,800 Like say we took Michael Foster, like we'd have to take him away 1038 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,560 for 2-3 days from his normal work. 1039 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,880 So then we'll have to flip and fund that and stuff too. 1040 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,920 So it's one of those logistical things. 1041 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,920 But obviously me, you and Dave would just trucking like. 1042 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,400 Go pros could be a good way to go. 1043 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,320 Yeah, that's also a good alternative. 1044 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,680 Right a little more questions here, but yeah, we definitely 1045 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,080 would do that. Elaine Kelly says have you seen 1046 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,800 the people can review supermarket items on the Asda 1047 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,400 app maybe could be an alternative to the TripAdvisor 1048 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,000 segment. Also here are your fashion icons 1049 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,520 to take the firm. Yeah, I love this, Elaine, 1050 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:10,240 because someone's just left a review for like cream, like 1051 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,160 cream and Asda, like straight up just cream, whipped cream 1052 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,040 person. It's called Baxley. 1053 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:15,720 That was me. Sorry. 1054 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,560 It's double. Cream. 1055 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,480 They've left a five star review for the Double Cream and Asda 1056 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,000 and just written Bought to make cheesecake. 1057 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,880 That's it, That's it. What more do you want your 1058 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,360 bullet to make Cheesecake Elaine Yes, I think we could definitely 1059 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,600 explore this as a future segment. 1060 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,920 Iron. Here are your fashion icons. 1061 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,640 Do you ever see the just the kid on the trooper box? 1062 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,040 Yeah, that's what you're going for. 1063 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,240 No, I'm only I'm only joking. It's the kid on the concern box. 1064 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,640 Yeah, you just go with the sort of like earthly tones for 1065 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,800 clothes and. Earthly tones, nice patterns, 1066 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,960 that sort of thing. I don't know if I have. 1067 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,440 I'll tell you who I like that. I can't. 1068 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:10,000 I don't know his name, so pardon me, but he he the guy from Queer 1069 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,320 Eye for the Straight guy, not tan France, not tan France, but 1070 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,000 the guy that wears the bomber jackets. 1071 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,040 He's, I think he's the black guy. 1072 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,120 Yeah, You think he's the black guy? 1073 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,680 Hey, man, he is. Yes, he is. 1074 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:27,080 He's like legitimately very sexy. 1075 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,000 Like not even like in a messable way. 1076 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,000 He's a very sexy guy. Like he would make you feel at 1077 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,880 ease very quickly. Like say you're like, Oh my, 1078 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,560 asthma's flaring up and all. He would. 1079 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,360 I'm glad you said asthma. You're going to say something 1080 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,800 else? Yeah, yeah, sure. 1081 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,160 He's the guy I want to calm me down. 1082 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,520 So yeah, he's very good style. Yeah, I like him. 1083 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,160 What about you? Who? 1084 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,600 Are my style icons do? You have any? 1085 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,720 I think fashion, I think is a projection of self. 1086 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,560 So I don't think you should have style icons. 1087 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:09,040 But apart from that, just just Mickey Bartlett. 1088 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,560 Yeah, I mean, if Mickey Bartlett knows knows the latest trend, 1089 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,440 suddenly William. Palmer says hey, hey bro, guy 1090 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,520 dudes, are you guys considering any more procedures on your 1091 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,880 Williards? Yeah. 1092 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,520 I mean, very valid question to ask us. 1093 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:31,840 You've had the vasectomy, I will have the circumcision soon. 1094 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:35,320 So is there anywhere, you've talked about school talks on the 1095 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,960 podcast before, but is there any other procedures you would 1096 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,560 consider down there? Just the school talks. 1097 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:46,080 I don't think you know unless they can add like another one 1098 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:50,360 like what's what's the point? You want you, would you go to 1099 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,640 that? Would you have two decks for 1100 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,360 like a trial for a day to see how it goes? 1101 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,720 Yeah, but it's not like 2 decks side by side. 1102 00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:00,960 It's like it's like 1 deck comes out of the other deck like a wee 1103 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,240 alien head and it's like, you know what I mean? 1104 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,800 So it's like just, I don't know. I don't know. 1105 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,520 I'm just I'm look if there's. Is 1 for business, 1 for 1106 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,360 pleasure. Yeah, just look, if there's any 1107 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,960 surgeons out there, any specialists that are trying some 1108 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,760 innovative new wave techniques, hit me up and just let me know. 1109 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,920 You show me a price list, show me a menu and I'll see what we 1110 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,640 can do. What about what about you? 1111 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,920 Any sort of other procedures you've considered it? 1112 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:34,440 I would consider like a zip lock on the ball back just in case 1113 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,440 you're running or what I'm going to do is what I'm going to do my 1114 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:42,280 keys, fire them in in a in a waterproof bag, tell them in a 1115 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,480 wee waterproof bag and put them in something like that. 1116 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:49,280 Although would it be like what? What's in say you? 1117 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,000 I mean, I mean mean nothing. Yeah, you. 1118 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:58,040 You fresh? The only thing in your ball bag 1119 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:02,960 is ideas. Yeah. 1120 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:07,960 So I think we'd we'd be open to new procedures or an OK. 1121 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,080 Head us up. What's the Batman stance on full 1122 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,840 body feature length, Cheetah track suits or weight? 1123 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,320 So I think he knows what he knows what your attitude is. 1124 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,920 Have you ever looked at anything online clothes wise and thought 1125 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:24,040 no I couldn't? No, not at all. 1126 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,960 Everything I see, I see potential, and that's a metaphor 1127 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,160 for Life, OK, For people. Everyone has a bit of potential, 1128 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,120 and that goes for clothing too. Let me ask you this. 1129 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,360 Would you say I bought you it, right? 1130 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,840 Would you wear PVC blazer and trousers? 1131 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,640 So like so you wear AT shirt short sleeve T-shirt, right? 1132 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,480 Normal T-shirt you have a blazer for over the top of it but it's 1133 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,520 see through PVC and then you just wear boxers. 1134 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,280 But then you put the see through PVC trousers over the top and 1135 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,920 then you just wear trainers. Also it's see through. 1136 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,240 Yeah. I mean, yeah, word, as long as 1137 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,960 it was like, as long as I'm not going to get in trouble by the 1138 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,760 police, they're not going to see me walking down the street and 1139 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,480 go here. You can't be wearing see through 1140 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,400 pants dude. You're not wearing see through 1141 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,960 pants, you're wearing see through trousers, but you're 1142 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,040 wearing normal pants. I'm wearing boxers, yeah. 1143 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,000 Yeah, yeah. So you can't get in trouble. 1144 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,000 Well, if I can't get in trouble, then sure, I'll wear it at a gig 1145 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,760 sometime. Like we had this thing where we 1146 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,040 were going to buy each other outfits for pug uglies one 1147 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,840 night, and I would still like to do that as well. 1148 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,720 There's also a great idea that if you go on the TK Maxx's 1149 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,520 website and just go for the cheapest item of everything and 1150 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,320 then put it together in one outfit and just see what you 1151 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,360 get. I might do that myself, just see 1152 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,960 what outfit I get. Pierce Doherty says. 1153 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,600 What the fuck is he wearing? It's a real question question. 1154 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,280 So could you describe your leopard print suit in like a bit 1155 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,400 more detail? Or if people don't, If I'm not, 1156 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,960 if I'm not explaining that the people could you. 1157 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,840 So I'm in Disney World, of course, where I usually AM, and 1158 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,560 I'm in Walmart just shopping about. 1159 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,520 And in the women's clothes section, there is a full leopard 1160 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:09,400 print suit for $30. And I was like, I was like, 1161 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,600 Airla, I'll try this on as a laugh and sure, I'll get a photo 1162 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,200 with it and then I'll send my man all be good, Crack. 1163 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,960 And then I tried it on and had a moment where I went, oh, this is 1164 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,280 coming home. Yeah. 1165 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,720 Get your green card because you're coming over to Ireland. 1166 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:30,000 And so I just bought it straight up because I was like $30. 1167 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,720 That's a bargain. And so yeah, it comes in handy 1168 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:39,560 and I'll use it for something. OK, the less the better, Luke 1169 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,360 O'Neill says. Would Aaron Butler beat Joe 1170 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,000 Exotic's understudy? Do you think you would do a good 1171 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,200 job playing Joe Exotic in an amateur dramatic play held in 1172 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:52,240 the Welcome Centre W Belfast? Yes. 1173 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,800 Does that answer it like I've been working on? 1174 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,120 Yeah, yeah, I'm writing a screenplay at the minute about 1175 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:02,920 the the but. You play Joe Exotic, I play the 1176 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,800 Dave plays. I play, you know, the guy that 1177 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,840 shot himself. I play him and Dave plays again. 1178 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:12,120 Oh no. Why is Dave playing the guy in 1179 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:16,280 the Dave? Because the guy has like big 1180 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:20,640 gaps where his teeth should be, so it sort of writes itself. 1181 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,560 You know the did you? I actually watched the Louis 1182 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,960 Theroux Joe Exotic follow up documentary. 1183 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,440 You probably haven't seen it yet. 1184 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,960 No, I mean, it's all right. I mean, you don't learn too much 1185 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,240 apart from me. Still mental. 1186 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,400 And he's still the best. Here's the best part about it. 1187 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,400 Whenever Trump was obviously getting moved out of the White 1188 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,920 House, like Joe Biden or whatever, like all the Joe 1189 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,320 Exotic people had like sworn that Trump was going to give Joe 1190 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:50,200 Exotic a pardon and they had a stretch Hummer limousine wait 1191 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,120 outside the prison to pick Joe up. 1192 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,160 That's how I just love. I just love that. 1193 01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,960 I love that he never got to give in it. 1194 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,480 Imagine like that's the last in legacy from Trump's presidency. 1195 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:08,520 Imagine most iconic thing he did was pardon Joe Exotic and Marty 1196 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,920 Cox says where's the bomb like guy? 1197 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,680 That's another sketch we need to make. 1198 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,920 Again, we need to do a follow up to that for sure. 1199 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:20,400 I think what we need to do is, and it's probably like a writing 1200 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:26,160 thing for me, but distinguishing those a bit more, you know what 1201 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,000 I mean? Those two, because the Belfast 1202 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,680 Blues thing became like a version of that thing with a bad 1203 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,240 accent. So I think Belfast Blues, we 1204 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,280 just do our own accents and then but like badly acted, which hey, 1205 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:40,680 we could, let's face it, we can. And then and then we make, we 1206 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:45,040 make Belfast film, but with the like American Belfast accents. 1207 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,920 Yeah, it just needs to have like some sort of different 1208 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,120 characters or story to it that'll they'll drive. 1209 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,920 I mean, it's more of a trailer and stuff anyway. 1210 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,920 We do for that one. But yeah, I think people would 1211 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,280 love to see a follow up with that. 1212 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,560 So yeah. I've got an idea. 1213 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,000 We'll talk. I've got an idea. 1214 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:08,400 OK, OK, OK, Scooter. Jimmy Harrison says can you do 1215 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,840 some impressions of your favourite prank callers from the 1216 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,680 Boy Town podcast? Did you Did you ever have to a 1217 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,520 prank call on Boy Town when you when you jumped in episodes? 1218 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,600 I did, but Dave just made me do it as Liberace, which we all 1219 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,760 know is is pretty easy for me. Mark begs another question. 1220 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,960 Just a request. I'd like to hear the but the but 1221 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,400 Lord's outstanding impression of our Lord and personal saviour 1222 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,840 Liberace. Hashtag good morning. 1223 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,360 Hashtag very sexy. So for anyone who doesn't know, 1224 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,120 Dave and I started doing a podcast together because we know 1225 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,080 we agreed to start doing a podcast about five years ago. 1226 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,400 And then as we were recording, they've put on the film Behind 1227 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,680 the Candelabra with Michael Douglas and Matt Damon about the 1228 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,280 flamboyant piano player Liberace. 1229 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,840 And in it there's a scene where Liberace wakes up Matt Damon by 1230 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,880 sucking his cock and from under the covers, he says. 1231 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,040 And that became the podcast for so long. 1232 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,440 Like, that's all we talked about. 1233 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,280 And even I can do possible impressions of it. 1234 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,120 But do you want to give people? And it's the wee noise he makes 1235 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,920 at the start. Do you want to give people, 1236 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,960 including Mark Beggs, a good morning? 1237 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,960 Mark, here you go. Get ready. 1238 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:22,080 Save this for your voicemail. Good morning. 1239 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,840 Could you do me a favour and just add Mark on to the end of 1240 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,120 that just to give him something top tier? 1241 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:40,120 Good morning, Mark Myodonis. Enjoy Mark. 1242 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,120 Jimmy Gordon says name me some things you and I would be 1243 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,880 willing to do to get your food into the doors of a paramilitary 1244 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,160 organisation. We're talking bottom barrel 1245 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,480 jobs. So, yeah, say there was like 1246 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,680 some sort of like say there was a war between aliens and the 1247 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,960 paramilitaries, which by the way, this should be, they should 1248 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:06,240 be the Belfast filaments, all the, all the paramilitaries have 1249 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,160 to join together to fight we Green. 1250 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,640 Aliens and I go. The aliens are taking over. 1251 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,000 You know what? Aliens are taking over. 1252 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:23,080 The aliens are taking over. What, what, what? 1253 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,800 What is it that you want? Take us to your leader. 1254 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,240 The aliens have bad. We put you in a green. 1255 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,520 We have come here to show you the error of your ways. 1256 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,560 Like we can also kill two birds with one stone because we're 1257 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,160 going to put a love scene in between the head guy from the 1258 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,920 Protestants and the head guy from the Catholics. 1259 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,400 I've talked about this scene for a long time. 1260 01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,800 Hashtag, hashtag glory hole in the peace walls. 1261 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,320 So this is the idea. That's the idea. 1262 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:08,880 Paramilitaries versus aliens. I've said I've said too much. 1263 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,080 I've said too much paramilitaries. 1264 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,680 I'm so excited. Do you need to hear anymore or 1265 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,520 do we just start shooting? I'll be around in 2 minutes. 1266 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:22,640 Just grab a battery. To me and you also play the 1267 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:28,280 aliens. Yeah, yeah, we just buy green 1268 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,280 one suits and then paint our faces green. 1269 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:38,160 OK, there you go. That's an exclusive that's going 1270 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,200 to be on the way. Oh, good. 1271 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,040 Oh, look, I don't even. I don't even know what. 1272 01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,400 Oh, yeah. Basically to answer that 1273 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,800 question, imagine aliens had come down, paramilitaries 1274 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,480 fighting aliens, but you were going to die unless you really 1275 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,960 join the paramilitary. So what bottom level jaws would 1276 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,200 you like? Would you be prepared to just 1277 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,920 work in like the tuck shop for example? 1278 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,520 Yeah, do the tuck shop, but I get the boys. 1279 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,360 I do fag runs, you know what I mean? 1280 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,640 Just so they could get we smokes and stuff. 1281 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,280 I do bets for them, you know, go down to the. 1282 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,920 Place in a bet. It's such a but like that's such 1283 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,480 a thing. A guy just joining a 1284 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,440 paramilitary would get sent to do Place in a football bet. 1285 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,440 Yeah. Or a horse that no one. 1286 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,800 I mean, it's a horse that they've already shot in the leg. 1287 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,080 And I know you know what I mean. But yeah, I think the question 1288 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,400 should be what would we do to get out of the paramilitary? 1289 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,000 I don't think we won in it, you know what I mean? 1290 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:32,800 Can I just say I came up with this observation earlier and I 1291 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,880 think I've never been more accurate than anything I've 1292 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,600 said. See people that call people 1293 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:43,160 Falcon tramps, They themselves are what they're describing, or 1294 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,680 what they're describing the sort of person they're describing. 1295 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,000 Oh my God, look at that Falcon tramp. 1296 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,280 It's the person who says that is scummier than the person they're 1297 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,640 talking about. Yeah, they're projecting their 1298 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,960 own insecurity onto the person. Falcon, Tramp. 1299 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,160 We're calling this episode Aliens versus Paramilitaries, 1300 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:04,840 and then we're writing that. I'm seeing some big cammies in 1301 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:10,040 this as well by the way. Yeah, I could see, I could see a 1302 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:17,200 retired weatherman making a. The only. 1303 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,080 Person that can see of us is Frank and then Frank shows up. 1304 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:21,760 Take her. Be good, baby. 1305 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,840 Oh shit, yeah, whatever this finishes, we need to get 1306 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,880 straight onto Google Docs and just start going back and forth 1307 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,560 and writing this. Yeah, OK. 1308 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,560 All right. I'm good with that. 1309 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,080 All right, well, look, I got to I got to go. 1310 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,760 I literally got to go and get home and start writing that, but 1311 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,040 you can't make the breakfast through this Friday, but you're 1312 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,040 going to do next Friday. I'm. 1313 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,760 Going to do next Friday. I'm working this Friday but I 1314 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,880 will see everyone next Friday. Very excited. 1315 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,360 All right, cheers for coming on, ladies and gentlemen, Mr Iron 1316 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,800 Butler. Find them on Twitter, Instagram, 1317 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,000 Facebook. Irons love it. 1318 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:01,960 I'm Butler. Online. 1319 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,840 I'm Butler Online, but yeah. Not what I said. 1320 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,160 Paramilitary be aliens. Love it.