1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,560 I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Joseph, and we've got a little 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock. 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,520 Exactly how it's called New York After dark. 9 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,640 And it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic boom, you 10 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,360 nail into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, New York After Dark. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 13 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 14 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,920 Separate welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast with 15 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,880 me, she and Todd. It's first day of the new 16 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,840 lockdown when we recorded this, we get to be here in the studio 17 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,280 because it's classified as work. Although you wouldn't think it 18 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,800 because I'm looking across had two of the most unprofessional 19 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:06,040 guys that I've ever one of the guys smiling and one is not OK, 20 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,240 I'm looking across it. I mean, one of these guys were 21 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:13,480 nothing but a pair of shorts, naked from the waist up, drink, 22 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,840 drinking a can of Fosters and I'll tell you which one it is. 23 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:22,240 And then the other guy sitting over there as he likes to be an 24 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:27,480 old dark in the corner, all dark in the corner wearing those 25 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,680 glasses that have painted on ice, you know, like he's awake, 26 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,880 but he's snoring behind it. And it's a good time. 27 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,800 We're here, we're in the studio. It's good to be able to kind of 28 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,560 get out and and do stuff. I was thinking recently like, 29 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,840 we're allowed to do this, right? But could we just start? 30 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,040 Can we start a new podcast? And the podcast is, and it's 31 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,320 filmed obviously. And the podcast is like me just 32 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,800 eating dinner with a lot of friends. 33 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,320 Like could I, could I launch a podcast called Pints with mates? 34 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,200 And it's just like the key thing of the podcast and remember it's 35 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,000 performance art is it's just me and like all my mates just 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,840 having a load of pints and there isn't even, you know, the 37 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,720 content. There's not a lot of 2 camera 38 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,280 stuff. It's just the podcast observes 39 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,000 what happens. I mean, I want to start a new 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,640 podcast for me and 50 friends. I don't have 50 friends, but me 41 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,320 and as many friends as I can gather go to Thompson's and we 42 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,600 open up Thompson's and it's but it's not a night out. 43 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:35,680 It's a we are actors playing the roles, actors playing the roles 44 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:39,280 of just a full squad of guys. Just get getting on them. 45 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,400 Do you want it? Does anybody want let's start a 46 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:50,600 Patreon for our new podcast? Go on out where I play, where I 47 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,520 play a fictional version of myself who dresses and looks 48 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,880 exactly like me and all my mates play themselves too. 49 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,600 And we for the role like we're all method actors too. 50 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,200 So it involves like shots, shots, shots, shots. 51 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,040 It involves everything. We're going to get someone to 52 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,840 play the guy in the toilets given a lollipops. 53 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,560 We're going to put let's hire some bouncers. 54 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,960 That's our DJ. I think it'd be a nice time. 55 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,560 Can we like can we do that just like shaking on your head if you 56 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,920 think we can yeah, genuinely to nod to the head, but that's what 57 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:29,240 2020 is it's people asking other people that are just their mates 58 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,440 like if you can. I just want to Facebook last 59 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,440 night being being like here. Does this lockdown mean I'm 60 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,000 allowed to go out for non essential journeys and is Auntie 61 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,320 under wrote? Yeah, So what I'm saying is 62 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,960 let's let's do some research into them and let's maybe start 63 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,480 a new. We may not even upload the 64 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,680 podcast, but we'll want to record a podcast called night 65 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,320 out on the lash cast and it's going to be a great. 66 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,000 I mean, I think we could do that. 67 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,680 Then I hope you're making a note of doing that. 68 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,480 Or maybe you're just texting other comedians being like, do 69 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,800 you need a podcast producer? I'm supposed to record an 70 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:16,279 episode with Patty McDonald, which which will be also at some 71 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,839 point, it might have even been before this, But for some 72 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,839 reason, I knew it would be difficult to get Patty to come 73 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,920 to the studio and give him the location because Patty 74 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,720 McDonald's a guy who just he'll show up if he shows up. 75 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,040 You mean he's reliable. But what I mean is he's someone 76 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,080 who doesn't follow directions, I don't think. 77 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,920 And I just showed him where our offices and he's just written. 78 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,920 Is this a setup? You know, he thinks it's some 79 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,080 sort of you've been free and type type show, but it isn't. 80 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,960 And also tea from Coffee Yard this week. 81 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,920 People got to get out, keep going. 82 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,440 The coffee shops get takeaways from places. 83 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:59,120 Although sometimes, like yesterday, I drove to yesterday 84 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,680 on the way home from Belfast, I drove to a cafe and then parked 85 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,240 up outside it, phoned Dave Elliott, talked to him for like 86 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:11,480 15 minutes about a work thing and then drove away thinking I 87 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,440 had been into the cafe and eaten and not weird. 88 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,600 I drove off and like 3 miles up a road I was like, oh, I didn't 89 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,640 even go in there for the purpose of me being there. 90 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,480 But it's a, it's a good time. And look, I don't know, I hope 91 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,520 that's locked on dollars just last two weeks and then we can 92 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,000 do shows and we can get out then. 93 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,800 Like when was the last time you kissed a friend? 94 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,360 You know, when was the last time you just went up to like a meet 95 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:41,560 and you were like lesson pro, I I love you, you know, and just 96 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,440 give your friend. But like I would like us to 97 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,920 bring a bit more contact back amongst friends when this is all 98 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,040 over, because, you know, I like the I like the hug friends, Dan, 99 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,120 you know, I mean, like, you know, I've been friends for fif 100 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,400 1516 years would have would have hugged. 101 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,280 There's been contact. There's been contact. 102 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:06,160 Dan, you may have only ever shaken hands once. 103 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,560 Yeah, once you remember it stands out. 104 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,600 Never again. It stands out because always a 105 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,240 comedian. I had a way electric buzzer on 106 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,240 when I shake a sound. Yeah. 107 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:23,440 But would you rule out, do you think that after this COVID type 108 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,160 thing, do you think it's going to, the fallout from that is 109 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:32,000 going to be no contact really like handshakes with strangers 110 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,760 or not strangers, But like handshakes are going to 111 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,440 disappear people you first met and it'll just be like a nod and 112 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,840 a hello or you think it's going to come back or you think it's 113 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,400 going to come back even more and people will be so happy to be 114 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,840 able to do that again. I don't know, I haven't got on 115 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,880 board, you know, people have started the elbow sort of touch 116 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,960 to try and keep something going. Yeah. 117 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,960 I don't really get that. People almost do it. 118 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,440 No, I don't think anyone does it in like a genuine like hello 119 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,480 greeting way. It's more of the like, what do I 120 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,800 like at the minute? You know, it's like people 121 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,920 always prefix the elbow now with I think we'll have to do this 122 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:08,800 now. It's like, what do you mean? 123 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,800 You think you've been there for nine months, decade? 124 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,840 I think it's what is this what it is? 125 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,120 Is this what it is? We've done it every time we've 126 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,600 met up. Yeah. 127 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:22,640 The elbow I can't get on board with maybe like what I mean the 128 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,880 elbow I don't I don't like because you kind of have to 129 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,480 you're all you feel all like vulnerable when you do it, you 130 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,880 know, like get all your elbow and close and that you know, to 131 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,880 touch the point to someone's elbow and then you're near the 132 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:37,680 funny bone as well. And what if you like, what if 133 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,480 you like, if you spot on somebody's back, just something 134 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,840 like that or? I was thinking more like take it 135 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,320 out of a football, you know, a little top in the ass as you 136 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,640 meet them, you know, well played. 137 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,400 Yeah, I mean, I think that's how Harvey Weinstein started. 138 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,880 He's like, now these ones just play for my football team. 139 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,240 It's like, do you play football? Maybe he's misunderstood them. 140 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:05,120 We top on the arch. I mean, it's weird that like are 141 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,520 we top on the arch like from a friend is great crack, but like 142 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,960 you've got to know that your friend really is your friend 143 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,920 because you could, I could be friends with Mike for 16 years 144 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,040 and then one day, like after COVID, just because people get 145 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,360 so weird about touch and I, I could be like, Oh my, like after 146 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,480 the first time we meet up and then you leave and I'd be like, 147 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,040 I'll see you later give you a tap in the bomb. 148 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:32,600 For all I know he was straight to PS and I, he goes straight to 149 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:37,039 PS and I remember I had AI, had a football coach and this was 150 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:41,039 like not that many years ago. So bear in mind, let me point 151 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,680 out I was in my late 20s and I love. 152 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,240 What age did you look? What? 153 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,520 What age did you look? Yeah, I looked half that and to 154 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:53,920 be no OK, I got in this room. But all I will say is he used to 155 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,280 love a bum touch and it was the slowest bum touch ever. 156 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,240 He was like the guy in a what do you call that show bonsai Shaky 157 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,000 Hellman. I mean, he wasn't shaking 158 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,680 anything, but he would he would pack your bum for a long time. 159 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,840 And I liked it. I like, I like contact from men 160 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:13,120 and maybe lockdown has given me time to think about some things 161 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,880 and I've realised that I like contact from men. 162 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,200 I like it when a big man gets me in a headlock. 163 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,800 I like you when a big man I don't know, says come here, you 164 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:27,640 bother and get headlock. Might a giant's ring walking my 165 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,480 dog. I don't have a dog, but I like 166 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,280 that. I like that kind of thing. 167 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:35,880 I like like, you know, like I kind of, you know, that kind of 168 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,680 like people be like all lads, lads like there's a lot of 169 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:42,680 negative connotations, but lads lads I'm not allowed. 170 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,560 But some of the contact that lads has due to you if you're 171 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,120 their friend is good. You know, I like some of it. 172 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:54,160 I just I miss it. Like I'm an emotional guy and I 173 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,600 like, I miss like just touching people's face, like people I 174 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,280 know, you know what I mean? Like I love to touch both of 175 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,080 your faces and I love you both to touch my face. 176 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,560 And maybe after we record, we switch the cameras on. 177 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,400 Maybe we switch cameras on and we just see what happens. 178 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,480 But what I'm saying is, could we get funding for my new podcast 179 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:17,040 nights out? I don't know. 180 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,680 I would like to do that because we can. 181 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,840 You can film stuff, but you can fill them anything. 182 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,680 So maybe I just find this sick home where? 183 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,920 Oh, listen in this hilarious sick call. 184 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,400 Me and me and the boys go to Ibiza. 185 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,400 Oh, and this. What's it about? 186 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:40,000 It's just about a trip to Ibiza. We're going to film a couple of 187 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,920 nights in Amnesia. Here's the thing. 188 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,600 I've never been to Ibiza. I just know Amnesia from Kevin 189 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,400 and Perry go large. I don't know if it really is a 190 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,880 club. My it is good. 191 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,720 You've been to everything. Good spot. 192 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:56,600 I'm special, remember. And Don, have you done that? 193 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,800 You ever done like a real, not even a lot. 194 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,200 It's holiday. But have you been to one of 195 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,800 those places like Cos I and Appa? 196 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,320 I could see you and I and Appa, you and a few boys from OMA 197 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:14,480 heading over in like circa 2008, heading over to I and Appa 198 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,040 dressed like a couple of like League 1 football, like like a 199 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,360 couple of Gellingham play, you know what I mean? 200 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,520 Like some boys like a little bit of blame, you know what I mean? 201 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:25,160 Like like vests and a few boys like padded up and stuff. 202 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:31,240 Heading over to Iron Appa for a bucket hats, Kindle bucket hats. 203 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:36,400 I could see the boys on vestments, the old boys checking 204 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,200 out a few vespets they had strip. 205 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:45,800 And I, I mean, I mean, I've been to Magaluf a couple of times, 206 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,960 but we've been like out of season, so there's nobody there. 207 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,840 And I'm like when I was younger, never went to any of those big 208 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:56,160 party places, But that is exactly the holiday I want when 209 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,200 this is done. I want to go to a foam party. 210 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:05,160 I want I want DJ Sammy to be DJ. And I don't know, but hope 211 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,720 hopefully this it doesn't make us all weird. 212 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,840 That's my fear. The people are like, no, you 213 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,760 know, no, I don't go out. You know, I want like, let's 214 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:19,640 just let's do things as a as a big group. 215 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,360 Let's everybody in Northern Ireland do at least one activity 216 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,720 a month together. And I mean all of us, it goes 217 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,280 one of two ways. Either we all come together and 218 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,760 we're like flipped. You remember we had to sit 219 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,560 inside for a year or people are just inside getting even more 220 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:40,280 like reagent about Protestants and people maybe just sitting 221 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,960 there really laughed for Catholics like there maybe some 222 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,280 guys before this who like didn't like the other religion and then 223 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,960 just been sitting inside for a year. 224 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:58,920 See us here when I get back out. So I, I don't know, but one 225 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:03,520 thing I do know is I just announced the show what's on 226 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:10,640 sale now I'm doing, I'm playing SSE Arena in Belfast and I've 227 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,200 cracked the Joe. I've done a couple of press 228 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,160 interviews for it. I'm just warning people that 229 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,440 every press interviewer do for it when they say, so you're 230 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,800 playing the SSE Arena. That must be a really big deal. 231 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,800 I say every time. Well, it is Pizza Hut. 232 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,600 I'm doing the Pizza Hut restaurant in there. 233 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,680 It's not the real, it is the real arena. 234 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,520 And I'll be using that joke every time because to be fair, 235 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,120 it's very funny. It's very funny. 236 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,760 But yeah, I'm doing the SSE in November next year. 237 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,840 It's a it's a curiosity for me. It's it's scratching away edge 238 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,560 of what would that be like to play an arena? 239 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:51,800 And also it's AI don't know whether I don't know whether 240 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,680 I'll do it and go. I'm trying to predict will I do 241 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:59,600 it and then next year play a venue like that or will I go 242 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,160 back to slightly more intimate shows? 243 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,840 Because I kind of I kind of like both. 244 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,800 I like doing the big, like the Waterfront Hall shows we've done 245 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 and then like even shows that are smaller than the Limelight 246 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,640 1. So I don't know. 247 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:17,080 It'll just be really interesting to see what that's like for a 248 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,680 night, because that'll be the biggest, the biggest crowd I've 249 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,520 ever played to. And, and yeah, a couple of 250 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:27,360 people have asked me is, is it the same show as the one that's 251 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,800 been rearranged for the Waterfront? 252 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,920 It's a, it's a totally different show. 253 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,520 So basically I had a show ready that should have been finished 254 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,880 by now. The whole tour should have been 255 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:42,280 done by now and it was called, somebody told me that was my 256 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,720 solo show. We put it all back to March 257 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,520 originally in the middle of COVID. 258 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,880 And then we just thought, you know what, in a venue of like a 259 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,400 couple of 1000, because that's a problem. 260 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:59,000 Like that is an issue I have. I tend to sell tickets and sell 261 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,120 out and, and it means that we don't have the luxury of being 262 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,400 able to say, look, let's just leave it at half the tickets. 263 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,440 You know what I mean? It's, it's a people say, you 264 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:14,040 know, it's a, it's a problem I have basically I just sell 265 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,800 mostly full capacity and, and that is my burden. 266 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:25,000 You know, it's my fault for being really good, really good 267 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,040 at. No, it's something I'm working 268 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,200 on. Like I try and sometimes I try 269 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,560 and go out there and do a set that's not even that funny. 270 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,760 And then halfway through I'm like, who am I kidding? 271 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:41,680 Who am I kidding, you know? But yeah, so, so I'm rambling 272 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,880 here, but that that whole tour should have been done by now and 273 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,960 I should have been moving on to the show that I'm going to be 274 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,000 doing at SSE. But because it started locked 275 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:56,200 down like March, April, I had that show ready for a couple of 276 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,120 months later. Because I like to be prepared. 277 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:04,120 I'm able to like park that show. I'll do that and then I'll tour 278 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,080 before. So my plan at the minute is 279 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:10,280 this, I'm going to tour summertime just after the summer 280 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,000 next year with the Somebody Told Me show. 281 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,680 I'm going to finish with the Waterfront Hall, the rescheduled 282 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,880 show. And if you're at the last 283 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,920 waterfront, it was the best night of stand up I've ever done 284 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,040 for loads of different reasons. It was incredible. 285 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,160 I can't wait to do that. Then once that's done in 286 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,160 November as a one off for no other big solutions around it, 287 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,560 I'm doing the SSE with the show chancer. 288 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,720 Then early 2022, my plan is to tour that show chancer and 289 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,400 eventually I'll even it out and I'll just tour once a year or 290 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,920 whatever. But I've I feel like I've got 291 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,520 the material. I just need to like get back out 292 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,880 and be on stage. And I don't know if I talked 293 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,280 about this in a podcast recently, you may correct me. 294 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,960 There's a series on Sky called the Comedy Store and it's about 295 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,160 the come I yeah, literally the last time we recorded, I talked 296 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,200 about this. I've seen. 297 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,160 Have you watched any of it since Sydney? 298 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,800 Honestly, the episode during our long. 299 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,640 It is phenomenal. I mean, it's bittersweet because 300 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,640 it makes you miss stand up so bad. 301 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,760 But if anyone's like stuck for something to watch in this 302 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,480 lockdown, it's on like Sky documentaries. 303 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,160 But if you've got Sky, you get it and catch up. 304 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:28,319 And it's a documentary about the Comedy Store that is it's almost 305 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:32,280 like torture for me to watch it. But then but yeah, the SSE 306 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,840 tickets are out, Ticketmaster, all that kind of thing. 307 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,480 And it's going to be an experience, you know, arena 308 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,920 show. And The funny thing is, like 309 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,320 once or twice since then, I've driven past the Odyssey on the 310 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:50,720 motorway and just looked over. And it's like when you look at 311 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,800 that venue, you go, that car park is going to be filled with 312 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,680 cars and there's going to be a queue up to it and people are 313 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,400 going to be walking over the bridge. 314 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,720 You know, when you go to a concert at the Odyssey and you 315 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,800 maybe have a couple of drinks in city centre and you walk over 316 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,440 the bridge in a big mass group of people, everyone that's doing 317 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,200 that is going to be coming to my show. 318 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:16,760 And that that is, is like an exciting kind of scary. 319 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,560 So I've, I've put, I've put a stand up clip up last week, 320 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,960 although in reality it was yesterday from the BBC One stand 321 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:26,720 up show. It did. 322 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,560 I'm going to put in on a couple of other clips from that out. 323 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,880 And that was kind of a dilemma I had because I've been doing this 324 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,840 material, like the material, but my baby being like a big massive 325 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:42,640 baby and another bit about cash machines in Northern Ireland 326 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,640 being stone. And part of me is like, do I 327 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,440 just wait and do those as part of the somebody told me show or 328 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:53,960 I just release those videos now because I want my stand up to 329 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,760 kind of be out there. I want people to like be seeing 330 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,440 clips and that kind of thing. So it's hard to know what the 331 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,120 like what material to burn. That's who you call it as a 332 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,760 stand up. If if you release it, you'd be 333 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,040 like, I've burnt that material. I need something new. 334 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,800 But probably in reality, I'm just going to put loads of clips 335 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,160 out. And I'm really not into the idea 336 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,400 that we talked about of streaming a stand up show from 337 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,800 here. Get a couple of comedians in. 338 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,960 We've got like a nice space here and we'll just do like a, I 339 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,640 don't know, Facebook Live or YouTube. 340 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,040 Maybe it doesn't need to be live. 341 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,520 Maybe you film it as live and we caught it. 342 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,280 In fact. Is that better? 343 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,440 Because someone might say something because that's a good. 344 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,280 Yeah, that's a good point. Sometimes we stand up, you're in 345 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,480 the moment, you might make a mistake, and then it's like, 346 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,760 yeah, maybe we just film it and then we do it again. 347 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:52,200 Oh, a couple of boffins sitting across from me here. 348 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,320 I mean, I say you're boffins. You guys are just like probably 349 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,800 have a very average IQ, but mine is so low that I think that that 350 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,880 what was the thing recently that's was one of you 2 told me 351 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,920 I was like, can you do that? And you're like, yes, there was 352 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,800 something really like, I don't know. 353 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,840 I don't know whether I'm I'm 5050 on whether I'm an 354 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:20,200 intelligent man. Or thick, I don't know. 355 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:25,640 I think sometimes I have moments with both, you know, sometimes, 356 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:30,080 sometimes people, sometimes I'll do something, people go, I like 357 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:30,960 it. That's smart. 358 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,720 I actually have a really good general than you will know, 359 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,280 particularly some no, sometimes I have very good. 360 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,640 My references are good. You know what I mean? 361 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,800 Like you can kind of chat to me about most things and like give 362 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,160 me a subject and I'll talk about it. 363 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:53,080 Tesla. Tesla is I believe I'm right. 364 00:20:53,080 --> 00:21:00,760 I'm saying a budget supermarket originally from just as a 365 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,120 Glasgow. No, obviously Tel Tesla is a 366 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,720 Tesla or Tesla being serious. Tesla. 367 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:13,520 Tesla is a brand of car that Elon Musk owns and then Elon 368 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,680 Musk wants. There was a guy, there was a guy 369 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,760 who owned the submarine that said he would go and try and 370 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:26,560 rescue the those like Asian boys that were stuck in a cave. 371 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,880 You're laughing like I'm making this up. 372 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:33,960 There was some Asian boys who were stuck in a cave because 373 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,440 they were on a football trip with their coach. 374 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,080 And I might have been that coach I was talking about earlier 375 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,600 because he literally was like gone the parents less than we're 376 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,280 taking them. These boys on the end the season 377 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,640 trip always going Alton Towers nor going in their complex 378 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,440 underground cave system. I don't know what they were 379 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,000 doing down there. I think he does. 380 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,400 But then but then this guy, this British guy was like here I've 381 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,080 got a submer. I had this equipment. 382 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,080 I could try and go down and like do a rescue thing. 383 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,080 And then Elon Musk was also trying. 384 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,320 Elon Musk was like, I'll go and rescue them. 385 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,000 I have a submarine and everybody was like, you can't get a 386 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,800 submarine down there or they could get out because surely the 387 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,840 submarines bigger than these like small E I'm not saying no, 388 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,680 I'm not saying they're small because they're Asian. 389 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,880 I'm saying they were boys. So you're going to be small if 390 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,760 you're a boy unless you're a big a big boy. 391 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,640 And then you look at a big boy and you're like, are you a big 392 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:34,160 boy or a small like a small man? But here's the thing with Tesla, 393 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,760 Elon Musk was like, I'll fire a submarine under this British guy 394 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,920 was like, no, I have this diving equipment. 395 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,160 I'll go down and get them. And then Elon Musk just went on 396 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,800 Twitter and was like, oh, this guy's Peter. 397 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,360 And that is all I know about Tesla. 398 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,280 So good luck to him. Fair play to him for doing it. 399 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,800 And also, I know about Tesla from the Christian Bale, Hugh 400 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,480 Jackman film The Prestige, which is we talked about on the 401 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,720 podcast, the Patreon podcast before, a quality, quality film. 402 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:09,280 But David, by the way, plays Tesla and he talks like David 403 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,120 Bowie and he say he has a moustache and he's all weird 404 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,440 zippers. Let me really quickly interrupt 405 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,280 the podcast. I mean, I'm in an unnatural 406 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,800 position because I still haven't got the arms put on to the 407 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,160 chair. So I'm having to sit in a way 408 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,400 where it looks like the arms are just permanently attached to the 409 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,080 chair. But listen, let's be honest, 410 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,560 they're just not. Let me really quickly interrupt 411 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,800 to mention one of our big sponsors which are 412 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:41,400 manscaped.com. The thing is we all, we all want 413 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,600 to look good under the belt. You know, it's not hopefully 414 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,680 it's not something that we're showing regularly, especially in 415 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,600 public, but whenever we're in private, we want our privates to 416 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,400 look good. And listen, I am a Manscaped 417 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,040 user, but I hadn't been a Manscaped user in a couple of 418 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,360 weeks. So I needed to go in there. 419 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,720 I needed AI got a fresh cut here. 420 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,360 I have got a fresh cut on my head and then I got a fresh cut 421 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,360 somewhere a little bit lower and producer Don just looked towards 422 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,360 my belt area. So I don't know what to do with 423 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,400 that information. I feel a little hot under the 424 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,120 collar. He's done it again and I don't 425 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:23,360 blame him because under there, under there in my underwear, 426 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:28,080 it's looking bare. Not BEAR, by the way. 427 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:34,360 OK, I've gone from BEAR to BARE coming up to Christmas. 428 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,560 Hard. It's hard to know. 429 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,240 What do you buy your dad? Do you buy him a book? 430 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,280 Boring. Do you buy him a bottle of wine? 431 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,840 No, you don't. You say to your dad, listen, you 432 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,720 need to get up to date with the times, OK? 433 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,880 We're keeping a trim down there. I don't know if you've got the 434 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,000 memo. You go to manscape.com. 435 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,720 You get yourself a lawnmower. 3.0 it is. 436 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,520 Let's just get down to it. It's a razor for it's an 437 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,920 electric razor for your balls and your dad might go, but I 438 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,440 can't see down there and on how I'm going to make sure I'm doing 439 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,400 it right. Hey dad, shut up. 440 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,400 There's a light on it. There's a light and he go, oh, 441 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,120 but what if I get water on it and on then it electrocutes me 442 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,560 and you go dad, why are you being such a nerd? 443 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:26,160 It is waterproof. manscape.com. We've got so much on there. 444 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:31,920 Honestly, I'm a use. Sorry, there was a, there was 445 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:37,720 like a midgie or like some sort of young fly there like a small, 446 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,920 like a child fly there. And honestly, for a second I 447 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,880 thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to be 448 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,360 murdered. manscape.com. You just go tea with me for 20% 449 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,480 off and free shipping. If you're looking for a 450 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,000 Christmas gift for someone, this is a great way to do it, 451 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,280 especially if you know them well for a husband, a boyfriend or 452 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,880 whatever, or if you don't know someone. 453 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,400 I mean, it makes a statement in the office. 454 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:03,120 If you're like lesson Denzel, you need to sort yourself out. 455 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,440 They have ball toner, they have ball wipes. 456 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,600 I mean, listen, head over to manscape.com, see what all the 457 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,600 fuss is about. Manscape are everywhere at the 458 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:22,920 minute and for very good reason. Couple of things I want to look 459 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:27,040 at. 1 is this Day in History, which I haven't done on the 460 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,240 podcast for a long time. So the day we recorded this and 461 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,600 I'm looking at what's happened this Day in History and in 9th 462 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:40,800 in in the year 1095 this day Pope Urban the second. 463 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:52,600 Who the fuck was Pope Urban? Pope guns were FUBU. 464 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,000 Pope Urban and in the year 1095 beaten a button, a pair of Air 465 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,120 Jordans, pair of timberland boats. 466 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,920 Absolutely love this Pope Urban and Pope Urban. 467 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,640 The second is a Pope. Imagine being the first Pope and 468 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,320 they're like, listen, your name is Gareth. 469 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,240 You just want to be Pope Gareth. He's like, no, call me Pope 470 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,200 Urban 1095, obviously killing it. 471 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,720 Pope Urban the second makes perhaps the most influential 472 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,200 speech of the Middle Ages giving rise to The Crusaders by 473 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,280 calling. I mean, I didn't know they were 474 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,640 playing them, but that is that's a historical club. 475 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,040 He called all Christians in Europe the war against Muslims 476 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,840 in order to reclaim the Holy Land with a cry of Deus vault or 477 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,120 God wills it. I mean, I wouldn't say that's 478 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,920 the most influential speech of the Middle Ages by some guy just 479 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:59,480 going Deus vault God wells it. I mean Pope Urban probably would 480 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,160 have come with a way fresher styled, maybe had a back and 481 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:07,320 bait, maybe freestyle, I don't know. 482 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:12,400 But umm, yeah, I mean Pope Urban sounds like for a lot of 483 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,920 reasons, he's a little bit of a character. 484 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,920 All Christians in Europe, the war against Muslims. 485 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,400 I mean, that's ambitious to be like every single Christian in 486 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,360 Europe and quite a lot of quite a lot. 487 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,400 And probably wouldn't be that effective because a lot of 488 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,120 especially like Presbyterian, like older and Christians like 489 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,800 what like wouldn't, I don't think in a bottle would be like 490 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,000 really getting them. Like I'd say you'd have a lot of 491 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,040 volunteers to make the sandwiches for the soldiers 492 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,400 because they like, they like to do that, you know what I mean? 493 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,320 Like, and that'll be good as well because if you're on the 494 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,120 battlefield in the Middle Ages and you're fighting against the 495 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,160 Muslims, and if you're one of the Christians in Europe, 496 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,840 Hungary, you know, so you're going to have a lot of like the, 497 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,360 in 1095, you know, the Muslim soldiers probably eaten a lot of 498 00:28:54,360 --> 00:29:00,320 mate, they're probably eating a lot of, you know, spices and 499 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,040 things like that. But the the I don't know who won 500 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,200 that war, but I just know that the Christians probably had a 501 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,280 hell of a lot of like egg and watercress sandwiches and tea. 502 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,760 Born Odo of lingerie in 1042. Largely looks like larger and 503 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,680 made me think a larger. And I was like, no wonder he's a 504 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,720 character. Urban was a protege. 505 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,240 The great reformer Pope Gregory the Seventh. 506 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,240 Yeah, Pope Gregory way more of a normal name like Gregory. 507 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,760 He made internal reform his main focus, rallying against simony, 508 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,080 the selling of church offices, and other clerical abuses 509 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,280 prevalent during the Middle Ages. 510 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,520 As but myself, Urban showed himself to be an adept and 511 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:44,440 powerful cleric, and when he was elected Pope in 1088, he dropped 512 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,840 a fat bait. No it didn't say that. 513 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,880 It says he applied a state craft a weakened in support for his 514 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,400 rivals, notably Clement the third. 515 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,640 I mean Clement the third sounds like a fucking loser. 516 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,160 Clement the third? I would beat Clement the third 517 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,920 in a fight, no questions asked. Clement the third, Oh Clement 518 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,720 the third. Clement the Third sounds like, 519 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,720 sounds like he has a really, really long hooter on him, 520 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,080 really long nose. Clement the third. 521 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,040 I hate Clement the third. There's loads more and not that 522 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,040 I'm not, I'm not really interested in, but I'm more 523 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:24,080 interested in this as as important new as this news is as 524 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,320 important. In 2005, Aerosmith and 50 Cent 525 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,200 headlined the $10 million bar mitzvah. 526 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:36,280 What a lineup, what a lineup you know, to go from the raw emotion 527 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,440 of I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall 528 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,200 asleep. That's $0.50, but Bruce Smith 529 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,760 are like my new fucking playing our Best Song and to go from I 530 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,880 don't want to miss a thing that in in the club. 531 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,960 What a day. They took the stage at New York 532 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,720 City's famous Rainbow Room in the early hours of 27th November 533 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,880 2005 as part of a but mitzvah in Long Island. 534 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:06,000 And Aerosmith reminds me of two things #1 might have said it in 535 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 the podcast before. I've been on a roller coaster 536 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,720 with actual Aerosmith. Have I said this? 537 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,920 Yeah. OK. 538 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,000 The full band. Yep. 539 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,520 What happened was I was in Disneyland when I was about 12. 540 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,440 They were opening the The Rock'n'roll roller coaster, 541 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,520 which is like Aerosmith roller coaster. 542 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,640 I don't know if it's still there, but it was close. 543 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,280 So it said it wasn't open and all the things it was like 544 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,000 closed, but then some people were just like dandering into it 545 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,560 and like don't look closed. So they were doing like a soft 546 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,280 opening of it where if you just happened out of curiosity to 547 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,040 walk in, they were doing actual rides. 548 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:45,120 And then we were like 3 rows back and it was like it should 549 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,200 have been like taken off and everyone was just waiting and 550 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,880 waiting. Like fuck is thinking about 551 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,160 getting off And then all of a sudden Disney people were just 552 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,680 like not like Pluto, like you know, Mickey Motional, like 553 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,760 proper Disney staff were ushering through just Aerosmith 554 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,320 a big deal. No, obviously I only knew them 555 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,320 because big Steve Taylor's mug. You know what I mean? 556 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,840 Like he stands out like a sore thumb. 557 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,680 So they got on the very front and and they play like Aerosmith 558 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,480 music, go to speakers and it was dude looks like a lady as I was 559 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,280 on it. So that was pretty class. 560 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,040 And then and the other reason Aerosmith sticks out to me is 561 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,880 whenever I was about 10 or 11, I said Ben. 562 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,560 I mean you 2 look disgusted that have been Laurie would have the 563 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,960 audacity to be picking up Ben's a ticket in Hollywood. 564 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,840 I mean, when a Ben Laurie comes out in Hollywood, a lot of time 565 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,680 people are just chucking out their old cash. 566 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,520 People just being like 5 point notes. 567 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,880 No, people will be like, I'm not carrying a 5 point note. 568 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,640 You know the neighbour, the neighbours will talk about me, 569 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,160 right? So whenever I was so Aerosmith, 570 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,440 I don't want to miss the thing was obviously like the big song 571 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,080 from the film Armageddon. And I think I was about 10 or 11 572 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,640 when that came out. My mom took me to Yorkgate 573 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:03,520 Cinema to see it, to see Armageddon and we went to 574 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,840 remember Harry Rammstein's at Yorkgate. 575 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,920 What Harry Rammstein's was class. 576 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,000 They still have Harry Rammstein's in some service 577 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,160 stations, I think in England. And that's a hey, man in the 578 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,560 corner in the darkness over there knows the service stations 579 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:23,160 in England, AKA the trucker's friend. 580 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,480 But yeah, you go into some of the service stations and they 581 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,320 have like a food court and they always have a Harry Ramson's. 582 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,280 But I think Harry Ramson should have been elevated to just, it 583 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,560 shouldn't just be a food court place. 584 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,560 Like Harry, Ramson's was a brilliant fish and chip set in 585 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,760 restaurant. Yeah, but it sort of keeps a bit 586 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,160 of mystique for it that it's only available when you're on 587 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,520 the motorway. Yeah. 588 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,720 Do you think anybody was ever getting onto the Ring Rd just to 589 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,240 go to hurry? Oh, absolutely. 590 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,840 Yeah. And so I went to see Armageddon, 591 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,400 my mom and whoever else we were with, like my mom briefed me the 592 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,520 whole time. This film is a 12, so you have 593 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:11,360 to say that your date of birth is 1/9 to the 6th 87 a year, 594 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,400 making you like a year older. So I was like, right, yeah, no 595 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,719 problem. She's like, they probably won't 596 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,360 ask, but 9th the 6th 87. What is it? 597 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,000 9th the 6th 87? Whole way, whole way through 598 00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:28,000 dinner, just to be sure. No, 9th the 6th 87. 599 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,040 Yep. What is it? 600 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,920 9th the 6th 87. We get the orchid. 601 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:34,320 I'm pausing to see this film because everyone was talking 602 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,199 about it at the time and Ben Affleck was looking bit. 603 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,440 And then we get up to the counter. 604 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,520 My mom's like, Yep, 3-4 tickets for Armageddon. 605 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,040 The guy goes, ah, young man, just to double check, what's 606 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,800 your date of birth? May 9th, the 6th idiot. 607 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,440 And he did some quick maths and he was like, oh, this is a 12. 608 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,120 You're not old enough to see this film. 609 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,120 And I, my mom, like looked, stared at me with complete 610 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,680 daggers. And I went, Oh yeah, mom, what's 611 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:09,240 my date of birth again? I'm almost like 9 to the 687. 612 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,080 And the guy looked at me like, you've put such effort in the 613 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,400 coming to see this, it's fine. In fact, it probably wasn't like 614 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400 my mom was probably getting on, like I was going to go to High 615 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,840 Bank Young Offender Centre if I hadn't got this wrong. 616 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,600 I think the guy was like, looking back with hindsight, the 617 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,320 guy's probably like me, I'm 19, I don't give a fuck. 618 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,160 I could not give a fuck right now. 619 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,160 So I think I got to go in and see it. 620 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,440 And in 1942, Jimi Hendrix was born. 621 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,680 One of the best drummers of all time. 622 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:41,520 I know my music in 1911 White Like why is this the thing white 623 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,160 White House housekeeper frets over William Hard Taft's 624 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,560 waistline 1911 Elizabeth Jaffrey, a White House 625 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,360 housekeeper writes in her diary about her conversation she had 626 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,840 with President William Hard Taft and his wife about the Commander 627 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,360 in Chief's ever expand on waistline. 628 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,440 I mean I could look more into that, but I won't. 629 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,280 I just like the audacity of the housekeeper who's like listen 630 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,680 when you tell your husband he looks like a fat bastard at the 631 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:11,960 minute that's a present that's a fat man and Colonel George 632 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:18,200 Custer massacre Cheyenne on the Wichita River. 633 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:24,160 So I actually know loads about, I actually know loads about 634 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:32,240 Native Americans and their struggles and battles with the 635 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,640 American government and army. Could you expand on that? 636 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:42,440 I can expand and say there were, and by the way, this is not on 637 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,320 my screen. You had a lot of big tribes like 638 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,320 the Lakota, the Cheyenne and more. 639 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,920 I mean, that's 2. Yeah, you. 640 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,520 Just read 1 off the screen. Well, basically the reason I 641 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,960 know a lot about it is I listened to a podcast series 642 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:04,000 about fuck, what was he called? Not little. 643 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,160 Don't be disrespectful. It wasn't little Bigfoot. 644 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,920 I know, I know it wasn't, but it was Crazy Horse. 645 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,640 Crazy Horse because they're always called something like, 646 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:21,120 you know, Hardney or two years. But Crazy Horse was I listened 647 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,320 to, I listened to a really long history podcast about Crazy 648 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,440 Horse and the Cheyenne and the Lakota and the fact that their 649 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,280 lands were just taken off them and they fought against the 650 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,440 Americans for so long. And it genuinely, if anybody, 651 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,880 there'll be one person be like me, that actually does sound 652 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,760 interesting. I'll send you the link for it. 653 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,480 If you message me and you're like me, I'd be interested in 654 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,840 that. But it was just a period in 655 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,720 history that I found very, very interesting and cannot recall a 656 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:58,200 lot about. But but one thing that was 657 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,520 interesting I heard about it was this that I can't remember what 658 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:07,200 the tribe was, but some Native Americans when the Europeans 659 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,480 brought over horses, there was this try. 660 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:14,800 Oh, this was in Mexico. Like this was like the the 661 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:21,000 Spanish, what do you call like Spanish invasion of Mexico. 662 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,840 What happened was there were these Mexican guys and everybody 663 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,680 was shitting on them and be like 01 girls, like bullying them and 664 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,080 stuff. And they were less tribe, but 665 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,600 like they were, they were nothing like they were no good. 666 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,480 It's like us in the podcast world, you know what I mean? 667 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,000 Like they're relatively like new. 668 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,720 They're kind of not one of the main ones. 669 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,760 And all the big boys were like, you know, getting them in 670 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,720 headlocks and steal their lunch money and pushing them about. 671 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:51,160 And then the Spaniards brought over horses and all of a sudden 672 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,680 there was this tribe and they were like, wonder if you maybe 673 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,040 jump on these horses and see what happens. 674 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,720 And they they started getting on the horses and they started 675 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:03,160 learning how to hunt and fight on horseback. 676 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,920 Fast forward like 100 years, these guys are running the show. 677 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:15,560 These guys were like, look at, you know, loving it and and, you 678 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,680 know, am IA historian. No, but I found that interest at 679 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,240 the time. In 1940, Bruce Lee was born, 680 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,520 born in San Francisco. Wow, I didn't know. 681 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:32,800 I didn't know that at all. A freak storm happened in 682 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,800 England, 1703. Boring. 683 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,400 And in 1978, Harvey Milk was murdered. 684 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,680 Look, there was a lot. There was a lot going on. 685 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,240 Clearly, I don't have time to go into the complete history of it, 686 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,000 but I do know that we've got to do a couple of things. 687 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,440 Number one is we've got to put Patreon, which is what? 688 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:03,600 Party one minute. We're just wrapping up this 689 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,360 first podcast. So do you want to chat? 690 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,360 Is there a chair in there if, for instance, we'll give you 691 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,080 one? No, we're ground. 692 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:12,920 Yeah. All good. 693 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,480 Yeah, all good. Cheers. 694 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,880 I like your trainers. I like your trainers. 695 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,960 So just to be preview there probably McDonald's going to be 696 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,240 jumping on episode with me shortly. 697 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,800 So we're going to plug Patreon, which is patreon.com/tea with me 698 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,240 podcast. You get the bonus episode every 699 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,120 Monday. Me and Don, we do the live 700 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,360 episode once a month. When when we do in London like 3 701 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,600 weeks, 2 weeks. Yeah, just. 702 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,720 Before Christmas, Just before Christmas. 703 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,000 Also, we need to do some sort of Christmas episode, something 704 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,160 like something that stands out. We need to do something with a 705 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,600 little bit of a little bit of gravitas to it. 706 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,200 And I'm not sure what it will be. 707 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,360 Maybe we by then maybe we will be allowed, maybe we could go to 708 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,200 a different location from one episode. 709 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,600 Just thought maybe we're. Somewhere noisier, maybe. 710 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,880 Somewhere noisier? Yeah, we could go to the to the 711 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,920 Ben Laurie Centre. We could do it from Ben Roy HQ. 712 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,640 The dump. Yeah, that's way better way of 713 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,280 saying it. Yeah, Yeah, I went to the dump 714 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,640 yesterday, right with just card like so I had a big cardboard 715 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,400 box and there's loads of like other card. 716 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,600 But I did all my Christmas shopping. 717 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,800 Basically all the packaging went in it. 718 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,560 So there's like plastic cardboard, all that shit. 719 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,640 And then because I knew it was going to dump fart a few other 720 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,000 random things in it. I go down to the dump fellow 721 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,520 work in there goes or I mean, what have you got? 722 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,080 I said big cardboard box household waste in it. 723 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,000 He goes threw it all into the first one into the blue skip. 724 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,280 No problem. Thanks man travel park. 725 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,880 I'm in a rush by the way. Threw it all in class when you 726 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,280 just throw one big thing into the dump. 727 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,600 Big shot put you right so threw it in. 728 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,160 Get back in my car. Fella walks out of the In fact 729 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,160 he runs out of the office comes up to me window down window down 730 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,680 window down. Yep, thought he went on 731 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,360 autograph. He goes you're not supposed to 732 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,800 put that in there. I said, well your mate told me 733 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:14,200 to, he's not mine yet. I just felt so bad for the first 734 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:20,120 guy, then he just walked off. So yeah, patreon.com/tea with me 735 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,440 podcast. You get the bonus episode. 736 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:27,200 My old standard special from 2019 from the Waterfront is on 737 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,640 it. I will put something new on it 738 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,800 stand up wise as well soon and we'll do a trailer for that and 739 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,320 all that kind of thing. Patreon the column slash Tea 740 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,880 with me podcast. Christopher gets in touch. 741 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,800 If you open your own bar club or comedy club, what would you call 742 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,800 it? Umm, if I have my own comedy 743 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,560 club, Well, I do the she and Todd show on BBC ready Wolster 744 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,600 on TV. We do previously with she and 745 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,520 Todd. This is a team with me podcast 746 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,760 with she and Todd. So if I have my own comedy club, 747 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,840 I would definitely called she and comedy club with she and 748 00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,560 Todd or she and Todd comedy club or she and Todd's laugh fight or 749 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:06,600 the she and Todd crack den or funny man guy cool boy Shinto. 750 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,680 I don't know, but it would have my name in it. 751 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,880 I would love to open a comedy club, but I could I probably 752 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,600 could not be bothered because there would be so much admin 753 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,760 that would go with it in politics and like Dave Elliot to 754 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,160 be like, Oh man, can I have a spot? 755 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,520 And I'd be like, how do I tell this guy he's fucking, you know? 756 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,960 So it'd be difficult, you know, I mean, I'd be like, oh, you can 757 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:29,480 be a buncher, you know? But how much does Dave look 758 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,760 like? I would love to open the comedy 759 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,280 club, Christopher, but I don't think it would happen. 760 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,960 I would run a night, maybe. I don't know if it was like, if 761 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,120 I felt like after this covert thing, there wasn't enough 762 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,680 comedy happening, maybe I'd be like, I'll just put something 763 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,360 on. I would try and make it happen. 764 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,320 Emma, Max says, would you rather shade a watermelon or Pesha golf 765 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,480 ball? High level content would rather 766 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,760 shade a watermelon or Pesha golf ball. 767 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:04,880 Oh. You know what it's a real hard 768 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,520 on dancer. Let me get a consensus in the 769 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,920 room first. Watermelon. 770 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:17,080 Yeah, probably water. So 2 two votes here say 771 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,640 watermelon. I would probably pitch the golf 772 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:25,720 ball yeah, I'd probably piss the golf ball to be honest. 773 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,200 I don't know, like your ass is kind of a. 774 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,320 Bit more. Flexible. 775 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,360 It's a fucking watermelon. Your ass is a bit more flexible. 776 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,480 Well, I'll take your word for it. 777 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,560 Expandable. You were like that. 778 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,360 Actually, you didn't even break a sweat that I was like shadow 779 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,600 watermelon. You're like, oh, I could shadow 780 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:52,880 watermelon The mule. You're actually making one of 781 00:44:52,880 --> 00:45:02,920 your trip to Maghaberies today. Mcgavry's like I'm Bora. 782 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:10,120 You go to Mcgavry's. Jimmy wants me to see this. 783 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,800 Italian singer Adriano Killanado released the song in the 70s 784 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,760 with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, 785 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,160 apparently to prove Italians would like the English song. 786 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,640 It was a hit and resulted in this the greatest video ever 787 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:36,440 seen. Know what he's saying. 788 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,600 Yeah, Jimmy, I like that video a lot. 789 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,600 Unlike the song, despite not knowing what's happened, Cormac 790 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:51,000 Menahen says. What's your favourite condiment? 791 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,040 Oh, it really, really depends on the situation. 792 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,840 I'm going to, I'm going to say red sauce because that's what I 793 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,600 would have mostly. But I mean, if you give me a 794 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,520 rack of ribs, I'm putting BBQ sauce on them. 795 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,920 You give me a bowl of Stew and fire and brown sauce in it. 796 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,400 It really, really depend. In fact, I put brown sauce in 797 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,800 vegetable soup. Just a little bit of brown sauce 798 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,000 and vegetable soup flavour that water up and I actually got in 799 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,120 see Asda Asda in there. We double packs of avocado. 800 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,920 We're doing wee tiny, we tiny sachets of green Tabasco. 801 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,200 So you'd open your avocado and you'd be like, what the fuck 802 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,480 says there's been a mistake? And then we Tabasco was like, 803 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:40,760 hello, Mr hello. You didn't buy me, but I'm here 804 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,280 and I'm like, get into my bowl, big man. 805 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,480 So I like that, but I go red sauce and Heriti. 806 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,480 If the milk we drink come came from dogs instead of college, do 807 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,400 you think people would happily still drink lots of milk? 808 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,720 And have you any experience milking dogs? 809 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,280 No to both. No to both. 810 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,560 To think people would still be happy to drink it. 811 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,200 Well, if that's all we had ever drank, yes. 812 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,760 If all of a sudden you were like, listen, this came from a 813 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,720 German Shepherd. Probably not. 814 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,080 Eamon sends me his. Eamon sends me his collection of 815 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,320 football tops. He says my collection thus far, 816 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,920 not hugely impressive, but I'll continue to add to it and grow 817 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,800 it. No, that is good. 818 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,920 I actually like pretty much every top I see there. 819 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,520 I like the way you've laid them out. 820 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,360 Eh, that Republic top is an absolute smasher. 821 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,280 The white one with air comb on it, which reminds me of that 822 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,400 World Cup and eh how Goodman was when when I went out did I don't 823 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,240 go in penalties at World Cup. Remember the air code, the green 824 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,520 air com Robbie Keynes, the player I think of whenever I say 825 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,840 I love that shirt. But no, I like I like our 826 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,880 collection like Germany tops a builder too. 827 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,840 Dave Shaw who would win in an Irish league? 828 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,800 Managers. Royal Rumble big Debbie Jeffrey 829 00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,280 has to be the favourite 100%. Without DJ would Stephen Baxter 830 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,040 would would probably a fact boxer probably for the cardio 831 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,240 eh? I think from the boxer and DJ 832 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:11,680 Baxter would probably take it or the party party eh? 833 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,400 You call Cliftonville manager him, I think he'd be good too. 834 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,840 Callum Beckett, would you rather have no potatoes or Turkey with 835 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,360 your Christmas dinner? No potatoes or no Turkey. 836 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:30,000 I was going to quickly be like, obviously no Turkey, but I go no 837 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,680 Turkey. In fact, in fact, the last time 838 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,760 we recorded a podcast, I just had Turkey by itself. 839 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,120 So I go no potatoes because I like, I like Turkey. 840 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:42,040 As the boy saw, Eamonn said in an earlier tweet. 841 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,040 I believe you're a retro football shirt collector. 842 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,840 What's your best shirt? My favourite shirt that I have 843 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:55,400 is don't even know if I have one that really, really stands out. 844 00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,720 Pro man and I did 95 shirt, black collar, red shirt, sharp. 845 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,560 Everybody had it. It had like Old Trafford on it. 846 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:08,320 And I have 7 Countena on one of the like an original shirt of 847 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,440 that. I love that and I wear it very, 848 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,960 very rarely because I love it so much. 849 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:16,000 Eh Liam Reynolds always, it's always who'd win the fight? 850 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,440 Liam Reynolds Who'd win the boxing match? 851 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,240 Two time European champions Chuck, Two time European Cup 852 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,200 winner Martin O'Neill or Christine Lamport and Mary 853 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:32,880 McAleese as A tag team? Martin O'Neill 100% Matthew. 854 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,920 If you were to play upfront for any team in the Premier League 855 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,200 at your current level of football and pro, yes, played 856 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,240 every minute of every game, how many goals would you get in the 857 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:43,560 season 7? We've had this before and I 858 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,280 disagree with. You do you know what I think at 859 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,120 score 7 purely for gambling on the keeper, Every free kick that 860 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,160 was taken, every shot, I would just follow it up. 861 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,720 Like remember Paul Dekov played for Lester, he was brutal and 862 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:57,760 all he did we Scottish striker, he used to just follow up every 863 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:02,040 time. So I think it score seven, yeah, 864 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,680 maybe 6-6 goals. I score six goals in a Premier 865 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,320 League season and a lot of people are like the strikers 866 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,360 bought for like 15,000,000 that score less than that. 867 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:17,240 Exactly. Seb is a hot dog sandwich wise 868 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,120 up. I don't know. 869 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,120 It's a good question and it's a hot dog sandwich. 870 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,320 No, it's not a traditional salmon. 871 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,120 You know that it's not. You know it's not when you've 872 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,880 asked that, but you know, there'll be technicality. 873 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,040 We were like, well, I guess probably technically it might be 874 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,600 I'm going to blast through these. 875 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,040 Oren Kane says easy views. Thank me later. 876 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,600 So this is for a video. I'll do it on the next record 877 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:41,920 and because we're doing episode with party and I'll enjoy this 878 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,480 video and it's entirely Connor McCrory. 879 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,400 Why is your right eye? Why is the right eye on your 880 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,160 sunglasses much darker than your left? 881 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,160 Just personal preference. I like customise machines and 882 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,760 mix it up a bit. Umm, now I don't. 883 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,840 And the other thing is I put that video up asking for 884 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,400 questions and said there might be women's glasses. 885 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,640 I don't know where I got those glasses. 886 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,080 I just have them and they look like they could have been my 887 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,840 grannies and just out of the Second World War. 888 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,800 Well, Willie Palmer, what's happening, Broar? 889 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,000 I'm moving to Bergen, Bergen, Bergen in Norway in the new 890 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,680 year. If I scope at the comedy clubs, 891 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,120 find a decent one and try and get you a hookup, would you do a 892 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,840 gig there? I'd even go halves in your 893 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,680 flight over just to the banter. Cheers marker. 894 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,600 And no, I wouldn't like to be in your debt like that because then 895 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,920 you would be like, after the gig, you might be like, let's 896 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,640 admit, you have to come to my house and you have to come to my 897 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,160 house and watch every Royal Rumble in history with me before 898 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,680 you can leave. So I would fly over myself. 899 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,640 But it will if you can get me a gig. 100%, bro. 900 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,400 I'll be in Norway with you doing some stand up. 901 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,680 We can have a nice time. Find some Norwegian gluten free 902 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,600 traits. Yeah, I would. 903 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,320 I would. But I like that you're, like, 904 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,760 moving over and already you think you could get connections 905 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,720 at a comedy club? Enough connections to book 906 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,800 someone to come over for a show. I like it. 907 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,320 I'm on board. Thanks for that, Dean. 908 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,280 Carol. Eh, You look like Johnny Bravo. 909 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,000 You've got Buff and turned into Bravo. 910 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:12,240 And yeah, I guess I have. Not really a joke there. 911 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:17,360 Not really a question, just an acknowledgement of the mass. 912 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:22,400 Yeah, I yeah, yeah, Yeah. I did look a bit like Johnny 913 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,760 Bravo, to be fair. Yeah, I'm. 914 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,560 I'm a young. I'm the young Johnny Bravo. 915 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,000 All right, Let's call this episode John. 916 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000 Johnny Bravo. Last question, Matthew Merlin, 917 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,120 What's the best or worst bits of Christmas dinner? 918 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,680 Worst bit is cranberry. Best bet is Turkey skin. 919 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,320 Brian Ross, what's the worst thing to happen in 2020? 920 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,760 He sent me a picture of Julian Simmons and Gillian Porter have 921 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,480 left UTVI. Mean that has kind of ruined my 922 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:51,640 year. But the worst thing that 923 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:56,240 happened this year is, I think, is the fact that we still 924 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,080 haven't got a Netflix special about Pope Urban because that's 925 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,800 what I would really like to see. We've got some more questions, 926 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,560 but I'm going to roll those over for our next record. 927 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,400 Thanks to everyone who asked one. 928 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,880 I just didn't get around to it, but we will do it, I promise. 929 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,680 But the recording episode, Paddy McDonnell, we're keeping the 930 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,280 episodes going Wednesday and Wednesday and Friday, YouTube, 931 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,040 all the podcast platforms. Tell your mates, read, subscribe 932 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:23,960 it, live life, love, tattoo yourself with tea with me, all 933 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,160 that kind of stuff. michaelfoster.tv. 934 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:31,120 Ready to film your Bar Mitzvah with Aerosmith and 50 Cent Dan? 935 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,880 Ready to come to your house, sit in the shadows and just record 936 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,360 audio of you just living your life. 937 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,680 It's a good time. Separate SSE tickets on 938 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,600 Ticketmaster for Chancellor on the 6th of November. 939 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,800 Cheers. Good night. 940 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,440 Good luck. Take it easy.