1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,560 I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock. 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,520 Exactly how it's called New York After dark. 9 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,640 And it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic boom, you 10 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,360 nail into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, New York After Dark. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 13 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 14 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:44,440 Zipper, welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast with 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,520 me, she and Todd. If you're watching the video 16 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,680 version of the podcast, you'll know that I just held up my tea 17 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,280 with me, she and Todd mug. And if you're listening to the 18 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,440 audio version, you go, why did you take so long in between 19 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,200 saying welcome to the Teeth Me podcast for she and Todd, it's a 20 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,920 good day. It's a Wednesday episode of the 21 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,120 podcast. We're feeling nice, feeling 22 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,200 really nice. I just came up to the studio. 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,840 I didn't even tell Big Mike this because probably not worth 24 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,680 telling the story twice. It's not even really a story. 25 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,640 It just happened as I was coming up to the studio. 26 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,240 There was an American lady standing getting shelter from 27 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:24,680 the rain and and she said, can you tell me where what she said 28 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,360 in her American accent? Can you tell me what part 29 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,720 drivers me? And I said, yeah, I can. 30 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,120 It's up there to the left. And then just keep going. 31 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,920 No, up there to the right and keep going. 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,280 And. And she goes, OK, thanks. 33 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,560 She goes. And is Hollywood a good place to 34 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:44,720 live? And I said with a tear in my 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:49,320 eye, I said, it's the best place in the world, you know, and I, I 36 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,600 broke down like I started hysterically crying. 37 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,000 Maybe because of COVID, a delayed reaction to this 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,240 pandemic, maybe I'm having a breakdown, but I just fell to my 39 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:02,480 knees and just started slopping into the concrete pavement. 40 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,560 And, and she was like, do you need help? 41 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,880 And I was like, it's just, it's the best time. 42 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,720 It's the best time and, and it's a good time. 43 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,440 But she did ask me, is it a good time? 44 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,720 I said, it's the best time in the world. 45 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,520 And I realised when I said that I sounded like such a child. 46 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,120 Yeah, best time in the world, a real time. 47 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,080 Stupid. But maybe I made that woman move 48 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,760 to Hollywood. And if I had, then it's a good 49 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,560 time. Because the more we don't really 50 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:29,480 have, like they're definitely our international residents in 51 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,120 Hollywood. But I'd like to see more, you 52 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,320 know what I mean? I'd definitely like to see more, 53 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,160 you know. But it is, it is the best time. 54 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,680 That's where we're coming live from Hollywood. 55 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,840 And it's the Wednesday Tea with me episode and it's all good and 56 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,480 we have a sponsor before we get into this podcast, Man Skipped. 57 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,600 Man skipped have been a sponsor of Tea With me since Pussy was a 58 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,960 kitten. 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Cyprus, it's a good time. 112 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:59,080 We're in Hollywood, We're doing the episode, got a lot of things 113 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,360 I want to talk to you about. The first thing I want to talk 114 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:05,240 to you about is I want to thank people for watching the TV show 115 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:09,600 previously with Shane Todd. Everything I do is just with 116 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,440 Shane Todd. Tea with me, with Shane Todd, 117 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,360 previously with Shane Todd. What else? 118 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:21,200 Youth hostel and machine Todd It's it's a good time, but the 119 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,480 TV show went on really well. There's nothing nothing fills 120 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,920 you more with a like oh boy, than when you have something 121 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,440 going on local TV and you check Twitter because there will 122 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,640 definitely be virgin nerd guys ready to go shite. 123 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:42,800 And you look at the profile and it's the Man United badge, you 124 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,640 know, And it's a guy. And his name is like a 125 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,680 footballer's name. You know what I mean? 126 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:52,200 His name's Phil, but his Twitter username is Phil Ryan Giggs Paul 127 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,840 Schools. His name's Phil Ryan Giggs Paul 128 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,440 Schools, Glory, Glory Man United. 129 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,360 That's his handle. And he just write shite. 130 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,440 And then you go, oh, maybe I value his opinion. 131 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,880 And then you go on this printer Twitter profile or put it, well, 132 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,680 I would get a lot of my SO, I do a lot of my social media on 133 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,880 printer. But you can also look at his 134 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,840 Twitter and he's like, you know, he's tweeted about in the last 135 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,040 hour. He's tweeted about my TV show. 136 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,600 He said that there was too many. And I quote darks in Northern 137 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,440 Ireland. And then he's also entered a 138 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:28,840 competition for, you know, maybe Blue Chicago or giving away 139 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:33,480 like, you know, chicken burger. So it's not exactly Mark remote, 140 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,240 you know, the the respected film critic. 141 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,440 But but the feedback to it was really good. 142 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,120 You know that's a victory when people here tell you that 143 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,120 something isn't shite, you know, you'll always take that like 144 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,800 people who you know and love go on. 145 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,400 I watch the show and see, to be honest, not shite. 146 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,560 I enjoyed it and you're thank you, thank you very like that is 147 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,640 the highest praise possible in Northern Ireland when someone 148 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,520 tells you something essent shite because what they mean is they 149 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,120 fully expected it to be shite and they're surprised that it 150 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,160 wasn't. And you got to you got to take 151 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,240 those wins. So like BBC, we're happy with 152 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,440 it. I even though I mean, it was on 153 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,600 the 10:45 so I was fighting it to stay awake. 154 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,080 And then when I came on, of course I was like, yeah, that's 155 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,600 brilliant because I love to watch myself. 156 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,480 And. And it was, it was good. 157 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,840 Mike, did you watch it? You haven't seen it yet. 158 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:28,680 Wow, thought you were my friend. OK. 159 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,640 And you've actually been off last couple of days. 160 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,760 Well, basically from today. Yeah, from today, Bora and 161 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,480 previously Bora and previously Machine told to watch. 162 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,679 I mean, they have both being they're both will have been 163 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,000 watched by the same amount of people, essentially. 164 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,360 Oscar talk OO talk. Yeah. 165 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,320 But it's just because the cameraman previously was called 166 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,760 Oscar. That's what that is. 167 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:53,880 Yeah. I've got to talk about the Poro 168 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,440 movie in a second, but then. But yeah, no, honestly, cheers 169 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,600 to everyone to watch it. It's a, it was, it was great 170 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,680 that people enjoyed it because even though you do something and 171 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,320 you think it's good, you never know if people are really going 172 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,480 to enjoy it. I think I remember doing a, an 173 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:14,760 experiment in school, like as part of a school subject, not 174 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,280 an, I wasn't experimenting in school like, you know, snogging 175 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:23,760 guys, but this was a thing that we had to do in primary school 176 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,800 in P7. And what we had to do is make an 177 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,760 instrument out of household items. 178 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,680 And I crafted this thing that I honestly thought was going to 179 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,080 blow people away. And it was a Tupperware We 180 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:42,000 Tupperware box with the lid off. And I put 5 elastic bands around 181 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,840 it and took it in. And then everyone said what is 182 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,520 it? And I said guitar. 183 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:55,320 And then I what was a song name me a song in like 1998, late 90s 184 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,720 with a bit of a but a bit of rock like a better baby bird 185 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,720 girl. What be a gorgeous That's the 186 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,680 best shot of all time. Also, that's one of the best 187 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:09,240 songs ever because you're gorgeous. 188 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:16,120 I'd do anything for you. Music back there like I think 189 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,000 music now ship music back there was so bad. 190 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,640 Baby bird, you're gorgeous. What? 191 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,520 What about in that song when he's like, I made this up where 192 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,760 he goes? You told me to hitch my knees up 193 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,840 high and pulled my legs apart as you to get fucked. 194 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:40,080 You told me to give birth even though I'm a man because you're 195 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:44,920 gorgeous. The fuck was baby bird? 196 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:51,240 Baby bird, you're gorgeous. You know what else is a really 197 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,320 good? It was a really good song from 198 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,800 that time and used to like, I used to really, really vibe out 199 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:02,760 to it was Tony Rich Project Nights are lonely. 200 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,520 The days are so sad. I just keep thinking about the 201 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:11,280 love that we had. Now I'm missing you and nobody 202 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,200 knows it but me. No, Tony, everybody knows 203 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,160 because you're singing the most depressing song of all time. 204 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,680 Baby Bird is a music project centred around songwriter and 205 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,960 multi instrumentalist Stephen Jones, who's been releasing 206 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:30,920 music since 1995. Yeah, he's still going. 207 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,840 Fair, fair playdion. You're gorgeous. 208 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,800 God, that was a hold on. Let me see if I can. 209 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:41,400 When was the last Baby Bird concert? 210 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,080 Baby Bird live. Baby Bird live. 211 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:48,200 Anyway, I brought in this this Tupperware with here he was 212 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:54,240 still touring and he did the O2 in Manchester in 2019 as baby 213 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,320 bird. Yeah, people still really loving 214 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,040 baby bird. That is a big as you're 215 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:07,040 gorgeous. That would you get if you're 216 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,800 baby bird for 20 years because you're gorgeous. 217 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,040 That that era also reminds me of the blue something breakfast at 218 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:21,800 Tiffany's, because that was that was the most radio friendly song 219 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,800 ever. And and I remember going to a 220 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:30,960 car showroom whenever I was about 10, not by myself, some 221 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,720 sort of Sultan chat. And I remember going like with, 222 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,160 I don't know, my mom or my dad, the like a cars and I got into a 223 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:42,160 Fiat that was open and I turned the radio on and it was deeply 224 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,400 something Breakfast at Tiffany's and wasn't playing that loud. 225 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,960 And then I just got out of the car and didn't turn the radio 226 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,280 off. And that still haunts me to this 227 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,520 day that I met around the battery down in that car. 228 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,800 But anyway, I took this Tupperware box. 229 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,680 I took this Tupperware box in P7. 230 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,480 I was in a group of like 4 people and I said like, don't 231 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,160 worry, I can craft an instrument. 232 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,440 Like I was like, I'm Fender himself and I brought in 233 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:11,040 somewhere box 5 elastic bands around it and I remember saying 234 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,120 it can play any song and someone I took a request and somebody 235 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,480 was like, baby bird, you're gorgeous for Toxic. 236 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,320 And I said, oh, and thank you, Sir, I appreciate it. 237 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,800 I said OK. And I remember plucking the 238 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:29,480 elastic bands along, but I was just, I was like, bump, bump, 239 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,000 bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. 240 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,680 It didn't sign anything like the song, but I thought I could play 241 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,920 any song on it. And I remember the teacher being 242 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,120 like, yeah, though that's just quite disappointing. 243 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,640 And I remember everyone in my group being like, you fucked 244 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,480 this here, like, because if we hadn't known this is what you're 245 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,240 going to bring in, we would have done something. 246 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,960 And then I remember this guy called Matthew Timely, who is 247 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,080 real name, who was in my class. You may well listen to the 248 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,960 podcast. I haven't seen him since P7. 249 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,680 I remember he turned around me and went, can I keep it? 250 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:05,400 I was like, oh, you villainous monster, really want to take it 251 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,880 home. It's not a good thought. 252 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,480 Like it's not an instrument. And he's like, oh, I just really 253 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,680 was hoping no, you can make it yourself. 254 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,640 That's such a that's such a primary school thing to do is 255 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,680 like here, can I have that? Like you have no concept of 256 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,920 entitlement. Same year, P7. 257 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,680 I remember the school was how I went to shout out Strand Time 258 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,960 primary school, which was the best primary school ever. 259 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,520 And my mom recently told me it's the biggest primary school in 260 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,240 Northern Ireland. I think she might have made that 261 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:43,360 up, but I remember there was like a seal for Africa or 262 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,520 something. And in the assembly hall people 263 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,160 like moms and stuff were moms and grannies and all were 264 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,120 selling themselves. They weren't. 265 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,680 They were selling like 10 foods and the baked stuff. 266 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,440 And I remember there was a chocolate fudge cake and me and 267 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,640 Andrew Brown. Andrew Brown, you may remember 268 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,120 being the boy that I hit with baseball bat when he came for a 269 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:08,000 sleepover at my house and and he had to go home and never talk to 270 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,840 me again. But that's just the way that 271 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,400 happened. But then I remember there was a 272 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,440 chocolate fudge cake and it was being sold. 273 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,200 I still remember this for 1.25 and me and him I did up that day 274 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,240 and he lived closer to the school than I did. 275 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,040 But I remember we both sprinted home to get money to run back to 276 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,360 the school and buy this chocolate cake. 277 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,160 And then I think about five years later, I realised I could 278 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,200 have just got it at the shop, but I needed that one. 279 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,920 Like that was the one and he and he got it. 280 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,640 And listen, I don't bear any, any grudge. 281 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,040 But weeks later from that I did go and hit him with a baseball 282 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,200 bat. So make it out what you will. 283 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,160 I don't know what I was talking about there, but I just know 284 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,680 that it's it's good to be out. It's good to be in the podcast. 285 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,880 We're being very socially distance here. 286 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,600 Big mics over there with the mask on. 287 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,360 Now, to be fair, it's not a like COVID mask. 288 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:58,040 It's not a it's not that kind. It's more of the rubber variety. 289 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,960 But he's wearing it. He likes it. 290 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,440 He's got a big fun. I don't know what he uses it 291 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,280 for. Maybe Wales or I don't know, but 292 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,760 or like deep sea dives because if I can describe you as my it's 293 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,160 a rubber. He's got a rubber mask on and, 294 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:19,720 and he has like a big funnel, like the at the front of it, 295 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:24,880 he's got like rubber mask, a big tube, a big tube. 296 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,760 Also, where both of his eye holes are, there's two little 297 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:33,080 like doors and there's 2 doors and they say insert here and 298 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,120 then and then yeah, he just has this big funnel and then and it 299 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:43,720 says it says on it. I don't know what this means 300 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,920 attached to bomb. I don't know what that means. 301 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,120 But he says it's keeping them fit and healthy. 302 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,880 And he says if any guests eventually are able to come here 303 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,600 in the next couple of weeks, they can provide them with 1. 304 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:04,040 So that's that's good. Imagine just going to central 305 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,160 and the full game mask. Hey guys, can't be too careful. 306 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,920 Oh, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. 307 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:16,079 So yeah, thank you to everyone who watched the the TV show. 308 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,000 Appreciate it. We've got two more episodes, 309 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,800 which is good because most stuff I've done before has been like a 310 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,079 we one off, you know, I'm like a thief in the night. 311 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:26,200 I arrive and then I'm gone as quick as it came. 312 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:29,960 And and but this there's more episodes, which is good. 313 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,200 And it's on the iPlayer and I think people like it because 314 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,880 we're like looking back at ourselves. 315 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,440 Why don't we like looking back at ourselves? 316 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,520 Oh, what were we like? Well, of looking back at the 317 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,640 Troubles, we call what were we, what were we like? 318 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,880 We're like looking back at the pain, on the misery and going, 319 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,480 oh, it was also having an unhappy sense. 320 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,360 Oh, do you remember? Do you remember when there was 9 321 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,720 editions of the Belfast Telegraph every day purely 322 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,720 because they had to keep up with the horrific things that were 323 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,280 happening? Good times. 324 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:06,360 But yeah, it was good. Also, there was no live audience 325 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,600 like there used to be with the pilot episode. 326 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,400 So we had to do a bit different. That's what I was worried about. 327 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,160 That was my main worry, that people would have seen the pilot 328 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,080 where it's almost like a comedy club audience. 329 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,440 And then they look at this and they're like, but it's just you 330 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,280 in a big studio. But I don't think it felt like 331 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,080 that because the pace of it was good and it was well edited. 332 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,960 It was well edited. So thanks for watching that. 333 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,320 And then I just want to quickly mention I'm not going to do any 334 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,200 spoilers. The Borat movie. 335 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,280 My cousin seen it. The Borat. 336 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,400 I was so worried about the Borat movie because I loved the first 337 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,920 one. Like we start when the first one 338 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:48,080 come out. 15 Well, ten years ago more, yeah, say 15 years 339 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,560 roughly. And I was just so desperate that 340 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,080 this one would be even half as funny. 341 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,120 I was like, please don't let this be shit. 342 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,800 Please don't let it be shit. And it takes a wee why I don't 343 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,360 think it's like as gag heavy as the first one, So there's not as 344 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:10,320 many like quotable bits. But I think like any good like 345 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,000 character like Steve Coogan does with Alan Partridge, you like 346 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 evolve the character almost. And it's not you're not watching 347 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,760 because if you watch this, how many things do you watch at each 348 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,560 badly because people it's just the same thing. 349 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,240 But so much time has gone past and the world has changed. 350 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,360 That's why I love Alan Partridge, because when he when 351 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,880 Steve Coogan brought him back for the AP film and them and for 352 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,560 stuff that he's done more recently for Sky, the character 353 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,480 dresses differently. His delivery is different, even 354 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,400 the Reitman stuff. And I think there's less laughs 355 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,800 in the second board, but the big laughs that there are are bigger 356 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,400 than the first one. Like there's just a couple of 357 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,480 moments. Again, without, I swear I won't 358 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:58,320 spoil anything. The debutant ball, the scene 359 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,400 where they go to like a ball and there's an there's like an 360 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:10,080 abortion scene where what not Yeah, they're not Yeah, people 361 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,320 are like people switching off in their droves. 362 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:18,440 No, it's a scene where they go to a Christian clinic that 363 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,600 promotes you not having an abortion, basically. 364 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,880 And that is very, very funny. But I I just. 365 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,640 I think like, even though, because when I watched the, the 366 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,560 Rudolph Giuliani clip, you know, wrote, Giuliani used to be the 367 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,080 mayor of New York. He was married during 9/11. 368 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,040 Very, very, very famous politics. 369 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,320 I think he's Donald Trump's lawyer. 370 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,560 He's like Trump's right hand mom basically. 371 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,160 And he got into that compromising position in the 372 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:48,080 hotel and there, you know, where it looks like he put his hand on 373 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,760 his trousers and then everyone's like, no, he's just on talking 374 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,240 his shirt. No, he was on talking his cock 375 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,080 is what he was on talking, I think. 376 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,800 But then I, I watched that clip and I thought all that's what 377 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,560 the film is going to be. It's it's it's going to be just 378 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,600 these like stunts, you know, it's going to be that kind of 379 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,720 thing. But it's not at all like that 380 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,920 wasn't even one of the 10 funniest bits of the film. 381 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,360 Really, really, really good. I loved it. 382 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:16,760 I don't think people are going to enjoy watching it, but but 383 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,720 the thing as well is like I was chatting to comedian friends 384 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,360 about it and can remember who said to me they're like, it's 385 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,920 almost like sad how good it is because no one's getting like, 386 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,280 no one's really able to make stuff at the minute. 387 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,240 And you just watch that and go, that's just hilarious stuff, you 388 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,480 know? But I loved that. 389 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,280 I thought it was so good and also I've been watching 390 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,280 DuckTales. I got Disney Plus and Disney 391 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,920 plus sponsored the podcast. You you can watch anything 392 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,360 basically Disney have ever made. And I never watched DuckTales at 393 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,720 the time. I don't know why I wrote off 394 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,840 DuckTales and now I'm like, I just watch DuckTales all the 395 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,480 time and I say I'm watching them with the baby, but the baby's 396 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,320 three months. The baby doesn't know what is on 397 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,040 TV. He just sees colours on 398 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,400 television. But I say I'm like, oh, me and 399 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,960 him just watching DuckTales, but he's not watching DuckTales. 400 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,840 He watch anything. The only thing he likes is 4 in 401 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:15,520 a bed and Channel 4 like rating B&B's that's he likes that a 402 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,320 lot. But everything else is just like 403 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,920 white noise to him. But ducktail. 404 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,120 Did you watch ducktails when you're younger? 405 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,880 Scrooge Mcduck So good. I think the one on Disney plus 406 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,880 is like a new version of it. But but they, it still looks 407 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,080 like the classic episodes, which I like because you know, I 408 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,840 remember watching a cartoon channel recently and it was all 409 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,360 like, it's like, it freaked me out because it was so like well 410 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,400 animated to the point where it nearly looked realistic. 411 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,480 And I'm like, just give me the old cartoon style. 412 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,320 Top Cat was my favourite cartoon. 413 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:52,000 Top Cat was so good. And then they remember they made 414 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,080 the film, but they, they made like a top cat film, but like 2 415 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:00,120 years ago or maybe a bit more. And instead of making it in like 416 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,680 California through one of the big studios, like some Mexican 417 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,400 company made it. It's apparently like the worst, 418 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,080 the worst, like cartoon film of all time. 419 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,240 But I know I haven't seen it before. 420 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,400 We do listeners questions. One thing I want to do is and 421 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:21,240 also by the way, let me announce that we have a new sponsor 422 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,040 during the Friday episodes. And listen, we've got manscaped 423 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,120 on a Wednesday. We've got a new sponsor on a 424 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,560 Friday and a lot of podcasts will go. 425 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,040 Let's just talk about them on the Friday episode because 426 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,000 that's the one they're sponsoring. 427 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,880 But on the tea with me podcast, when you sponsor the tea with Me 428 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,760 podcast, you just become part of the you just you're just in the 429 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,040 pub. You're in the pub and Dub dub 430 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:49,440 sweets WWW suites are sponsoring the Friday episode of the 431 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:55,320 podcast and they send us loads of class sweets candy, you know, 432 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,600 and I think on the Friday episode I could see us having 433 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,440 some sweets like I could definitely see us having some 434 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,680 sweets. So they're sponsoring the 435 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:09,400 podcast and and that's great because I was actually I think I 436 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,960 said this on a Patreon episode recently or maybe the actual 437 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,200 episode where I was saying like maybe we just go down to 1 438 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,760 episode a week now and then maybe do 2 for Patreon. 439 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,720 And then I said this to producer Dan. 440 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,480 I was like maybe do 1 episode a week publicly now in two Patreon 441 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:30,400 episodes And he he drove around to my house and like open hand 442 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,960 hit my nose, you know like you would do with the dog. 443 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,520 And then he put a collar on me in a leash and he took me for a 444 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,960 walk. And on that walk he said if you 445 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,320 ever say that again I will hurt you. 446 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,920 And that no he didn't. He just basically said the the 447 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,640 lesson of figures for this are so high compared to what they 448 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,600 started out and they get bigger all the time. 449 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,600 So we're just, I think we just maybe are going to keep doing 2 450 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,920 episodes week. I'm not too sure but but that So 451 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,160 what I'm saying is thanks. And if you ever want to sponsor 452 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,280 an episode, teawithmepodcast@gmail.com. 453 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,720 Before I go into this thing that I want to do, which I think will 454 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,520 be a little bit of fun, let me plug the Patreon, which is 455 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,520 patreon.com/tea with Me podcast on the. 456 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,160 Let me just double check that it is that because sometimes I say 457 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,040 the wrong one. But on the Patreon you get a 458 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,120 bonus episode that me and Don do every week. 459 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,520 Yet my stand up special from last year, you get the live 460 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,520 episode. Yeah, tears me patreon.com/TV 461 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,800 with me podcast. You get the live episode that we 462 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,840 did with me, Dave, Kieran Bartlett, and then all the 463 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,080 sippers were just getting involved as well, which was a 464 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,640 lot of fun and we are committing to doing one of those a month 465 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,640 now for Patreon. So with Patreon, you're 466 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,760 supporting the podcast, but what you're doing is just like buying 467 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,160 more content that hopefully you already enjoy. 468 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,520 So let's do this thing, which is an article that caught my eye 469 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,040 recently. It's the Northern Ireland bucket 470 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,240 list, the 25 best things to do in Northern Ireland. 471 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,760 Now, I don't know if these will definitely be the 25 best things 472 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,160 to do, but let's just go through it and see what people are 473 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,320 saying #25 a Game of Thrones tour. 474 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,400 Yeah, Northern Ireland is the home of Game of Thrones. 475 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:16,800 Several tour companies explore all the major filming locations. 476 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,960 Notable highlights include Winterfell castle, The Cave 477 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,240 where Melisandre gives birth to a dark spirit, Renly's camp in 478 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,240 the Stormland and the Iron Islands beach. 479 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,840 Yeah, I don't think I would like to do a Game of Thrones tour for 480 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,880 the purpose that for the reason that I think there would be too 481 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,920 many enthusiastic people doing it. 482 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,480 Do you know what I mean? Like people who are just like, I 483 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,880 would do it if it was just me and like all my friends that 484 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,240 like Game of Thrones, like you like Game of Thrones, Mike, I 485 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,000 like Game of Thrones. I think we would enjoy that. 486 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,600 But at the same time, I don't want to be on a bus and look 487 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,640 around and have two people beside me from, I don't know, 488 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,480 Russia or Congo that are fully done up in the in the Dothraki 489 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,120 gear because I wouldn't like that. 490 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,600 I'd laugh at that at first, but then I'm like, oh, we're also on 491 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,000 a four hour journey with these people. 492 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,200 You know, I don't want to turn around and see two people 493 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,720 dressed up as Lannister soldiers. 494 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,320 They're just sitting there with a packed lunch on their knee. 495 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,040 You know, that's not the vibe I want, but I don't know. 496 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,480 I mean, you got I think the big tour companies that do this 497 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,440 would be a lot of fun. But then I think there would 498 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,160 also be some Cowboys doing like, you know, on the sly Game of 499 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,880 Thrones tourists just trying to hook in tourists. 500 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,400 But it's boys who have never seen Game of Thrones. 501 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,000 You know, guys on guys on like an old mini bus window MOT 502 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:40,680 taking a bunch of taking a bunch of Japanese people being like 503 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:46,200 this is this is where all the Dragons and all this like, yeah, 504 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,880 same things that aren't in Game of Thrones. 505 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:52,080 Like yes, mate, all the big, all the big, all the big demon 506 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,680 horses and all mate lay run around here and this is where 507 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,400 this is where you know, just like names wrong. 508 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,960 This is where Johnstone. This is where Johnstone got shot 509 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,080 made. What guys taking you down to the 510 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,000 docks and being like this is where Jon Snow got kneecapped. 511 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:17,240 I don't know if he did get kneecap guys just taking you 512 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,880 right, yes mate, this is where they filmed the majority of Game 513 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,080 of Thrones. Is it because this is the car 514 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,360 park at KFC Butcher? Don't know if this is where they 515 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,840 film the majority of Game of Thrones. 516 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,720 Just complete Cowboys who just do like just a lap of a lap of 517 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,920 where they live just because they can't be fucked taking it 518 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,600 too far. So they just they just take you 519 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,000 around city centre pointing out things. 520 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,840 Yeah, made sure this is where the Red Wedding was. 521 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,600 That looks like now those on the Dublin Rd. 522 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,120 Yes, mate, that's where the film that I don't know #24 Saint 523 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,400 George's Market. Saint George's Market is very 524 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,000 good because you can think Aaron Butler was talking about this in 525 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,400 the podcast a couple of months ago. 526 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,120 St. George's Market, you can kind of 527 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,920 get so many quirky things, like it's the only place in the world 528 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,360 within a 10 foot radius you can get. 529 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,400 It's the only place you can get, you know, prescudio ham on a 530 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,360 caricature of your DA2 stalls beside each other. 531 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:22,120 You know, you can get you can get artisan fudge and a tshirt 532 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:27,480 that says northern iron. By the way, I know this is sly, 533 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,520 right? I know this is sly to say, but I 534 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:38,360 hate slogan things up from here. Like you know, you ever you ever 535 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,600 like be in a shop and there's like a 50 year old da at the 536 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,760 tail beside you and he's got a tshirt on that says that's us 537 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,360 now. And you clock it and he looks at 538 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,920 it and he goes look at that. And they're like, no, I don't 539 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,800 like that people slogan T-shirts are the worst. 540 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,480 But then again, I'm a hypocrite because when I was 14 I bought a 541 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,240 T-shirt from Top Man that said it's my duty to please that 542 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,720 booty. And let me tell you, at 14 I was 543 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,720 pleasing 0 buddies. It was false advertising. 544 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,640 Mike, do you remember the time we went to a guy from Tax House 545 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:18,000 for like, you know, a night of drinking and Donna good day and 546 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,320 I wore a tea. So I had a big jacket on because 547 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,720 it was winter underneath it. I had a teacher and I was like 548 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,840 what, 16? I had AI had a T-shirt on. 549 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,520 That's it. Porn star wanted inquire within 550 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,920 it was a silhouette woman with big set of tits, but you could 551 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,320 see the nipples. And I misjudged the thing 552 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,880 because when he said come around for drinks, I thought I was just 553 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,400 going to be us young people there everyone will love this 554 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,240 T-shirt. And turned out it was a family 555 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,080 party. And I walked out with that 556 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,120 T-shirt on of like the kitchen into the living room wherever it 557 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,720 was. And he stopped me and he was 558 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,160 like can you not wear that in front of my family? 559 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,240 And I said is it bad? And he's like, it's this porn 560 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,920 star wanted inquire within and it's a it's a busty woman with 561 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,640 her boobs out. But we all make mistakes. 562 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,640 It's one of those ones. Like I didn't even know until 563 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,160 someone pointed out to me that that was bad. 564 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,280 And I've slagged slogan T-shirts and I was running with a dirty 565 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,320 T-shirt. I said you look like I need a 566 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,680 drink and like we army man sent to the pub to the pub. 567 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,320 If fine, please return to the pub. 568 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,120 I think I did a better stand up whenever I was like 20 that 569 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,840 never went anywhere or never was funny. 570 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,280 Where like all my material when I was that age, which is I used 571 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,320 to do a bit about archaeologists digging up people our age in 572 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,400 like 1000 years and getting clues about, you know, us as 573 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,480 people buy our T-shirts. So you'd have archaeologists dig 574 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,600 one of us up and look at our T-shirt and be like, we're fine. 575 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,200 This man, we must return him to the pub or like dig up this man 576 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,520 and be like, we can tell there's profession by his clothes was a 577 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,800 female boob inspector. You know, what would that have 578 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,480 entailed? FBI. 579 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,120 Do you know, I remember whenever we went to tech there was a 580 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:09,040 popular T-shirt loads of people had, which was I'm a bomb 581 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,920 disposal expert. If you see me coming wrong, like 582 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,560 the worst, like, like back then, like no one had personnel, none 583 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,000 of us had personalities. So you relied on your T-shirt 584 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,520 being funny and doing the work for you. 585 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,000 You just pointed at your T-shirt. 586 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,600 None of us had personalities. No #23 Clive's climb sleeve 587 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,000 Binion. Clive sleeve Binion. 588 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:40,520 It's ATV detected from Leeds. Clive sleeve binion. 589 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:48,240 Hello Detective Clive, Slave Binion, the most beautiful peak 590 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,160 in Northern Ireland. So I think Slave Binion is the 591 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,760 one besides Sleeve Donard. And I think it's on this list 592 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,120 because some people get to the wall, the wall when they're 593 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,680 going up Sleeve Donner where you get. 594 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,720 So if you go from Donner Park, you get up the Sleeve Donner, 595 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,080 which if you don't know if you're an international zipper, 596 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,440 Sleeve Donner is the biggest peak in Northern Ireland. 597 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:12,640 So you go up sleeved onward, you've got 2 sleeved onward. 598 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,120 You have this big Stonewall and you can go left up the sleeved 599 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,880 onward, which is the highest, or you can go right the sleeve 600 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,280 binion I think, which is not as high, but it's still pretty 601 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,680 high. And I think this is on this list 602 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,960 because a lot of people go, that one looks actually even nicer, 603 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,680 but it's just because you're fucked and you can't make it. 604 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,600 Like Stephen Nolan went one day age memory documented this on 605 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,880 Twitter. Nolan was like, you know what, 606 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,240 I'm going up sleeve Donner and he documented the whole thing. 607 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,480 I think he was supposed to be on radio at like 10:00 that night. 608 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,720 And he set up going up sleeve Donner at like 1, having never 609 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,960 gone up a mountain before. And he posted a thing about he 610 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,400 was struggling on his way up. And eventually he posted this 611 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,880 picture at like 6:00 of him with like his hands up in the air 612 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:58,920 victory. He's like, I did it. 613 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,520 I did it. And there's a picture of him at 614 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,920 the wall at the bottom of the peaks. 615 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,280 And everyone's like, no, you didn't like you have to go, you 616 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,440 have to go up to the peak, like don't go, don't go that far and 617 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,159 then not make it the rest of the way. 618 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,080 And a spoiler alert. I'm pretty sure that he had to 619 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,159 phone the the mountain rest. No, no, no, I don't think I had 620 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,760 to phone the mountain rescue, but I think he I think he missed 621 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,800 his radio show that night or there was something where like 622 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,520 there was some major drama or like it was dark when he was 623 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,880 going down or whatever. And I would have liked to. 624 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,679 I mean, I would definitely go rambling with Nolan. 625 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:33,120 Not a problem if he if he wants to go up Steve Donard. 626 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,480 I like going up Donner to people who haven't done it because not 627 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,239 that bad. But like the view on a clear 628 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,360 day, the view from the top is smashing. 629 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,040 Mike, you're going to Steve Donner. 630 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,199 I wouldn't have thought you'd been up. 631 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,199 I just think you. I don't think you're a 632 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:49,320 mountaineering guy. The hotel at the bottom. 633 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:51,000 You've been to the hotel at the bottom. 634 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:53,040 All right. What's that guy called? 635 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,000 Ran all fines. I've been to the hotel. 636 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,240 What? Bear grills. 637 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,440 Bear grills? Yeah, yeah. 638 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,760 Remember, Bear Grylls did like a world tour of the deadliest 639 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,760 places on earth. And he went to, like, the 640 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,480 Amazon. He went to, like, the Rockies. 641 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,640 And then he did an episode in Donegal and he pretended that he 642 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,280 was stuck in a bog in one episode. 643 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,440 And in the background, there's just like guys just walking 644 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,520 about. There's just like fellas in the 645 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,800 background smoking a pipe. And he's like, I am deserted in 646 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,360 the middle of nowhere. And you're like, are you? 647 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,840 Because I can see, I can see a cost cutter. 648 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,360 I'm quarter of a mile in the distance behind you. 649 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,040 So Clive sleeve Binion, I think, look, if you've done Donnard do 650 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:42,120 Binion, Clive, I'm Clive sleeve Binion and you're necked. 651 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,760 And I would say if you've done sleeve Donnard do sleep Binion. 652 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,760 But there's another one. Krub. 653 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,800 Krub, I know what it's called. I know he's the UFC fighter. 654 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,480 And no, I think Krubib is that. Is that UFC fighter for Conor 655 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,960 McGregor and Steve Krubib, is that it? 656 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,480 Group Sleep group? Maybe it is. 657 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:09,000 Yeah. I won't do that one. 7 #22 the 658 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,240 dairy walls. Dairy. 659 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,400 Yeah, but if you're there, you know what I mean. 660 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,160 I don't think dairy walls are worth a trip to Derry to see the 661 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,880 walls unless you're 68. I think if you're there, 662 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,880 definitely take a nice walk around the walls. 663 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,480 Look at the cannons. If you have an old cannonball, 664 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,280 stick it in. Might be a bit of fun. 665 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,640 Yeah, Derry walls are fine #21 the SSE Arena, Belfast to catch 666 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,480 a Giants game. I mean, this is, this is a 667 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,080 bucket list thing, so I don't know if I think you'll have a 668 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,480 good time for sure. I've been the Giants game. 669 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,240 It's enjoyable to see a sport I don't know a lot about and used 670 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,480 to get fellas taking the head off each other, but I don't know 671 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,880 if it's something you need to see before you. 672 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,600 I don't know if I would ever be on my deathbed if I hadn't been 673 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,880 to see a Giants game. I don't know if I would ever be 674 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,520 in hopefully decades and decades time surrounded by my family. 675 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,960 I don't know if I would say come closer. 676 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,440 I have one regret and they go, what is it, grand? 677 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,720 What's your regret? Your hair on your TV show? 678 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,760 And I go, no, fuck you. And I would say I never saw a 679 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,160 Giants game. You know, I don't know if that 680 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,640 would be a big one. But yeah. 681 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,680 And I think that's list is lazy because #20 is Kingspan Stadium 682 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,640 for an Ulster rugby game. I mean, again, these are good 683 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,400 things, but they're not things you need to do before you die. 684 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:30,800 And #19 is Carrickfergus Castle, and again, that's one of those 685 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,240 ones. Like in this picture, it looks 686 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,720 beautiful. But now do you know what castles 687 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,080 are fun? I'd like to do an episode. 688 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,520 Can we do an episode of this from a castle? 689 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,120 Shane's castle? Can we do an episode in Shane's 690 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,200 castle? Does anyone listening have 691 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,920 contacts in Shane's castle in Antrim? 692 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,880 And can we go and do an episode in Shane's castle? 693 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,560 I'd really like that. Zippers. 694 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,880 Please get on and make that happen. 695 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,080 I'd appreciate it. Also American Folk Park. 696 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,000 So I stuff like that is a really good day to think, but I don't 697 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,720 like things like that on the folk and transport Museum that 698 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:08,800 have people, actors acting as people from that time because I 699 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,840 don't like that because that's because you're not, you know. 700 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,120 And I get the kids and all like that and it's maybe fun. 701 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,120 But at the same time, I don't like walking in the OE Thatch 702 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,120 cottage in the Ulster American Folk Park and then some woman 703 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,640 sitting by a fire with a big bonnet tied around her head and 704 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:28,440 she's sewing and she's like, you know, I, you know, it's just 705 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,080 like my children live in this, you know, eight of us live in 706 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,240 this house, you know, and I turn butter during the day and I'm 707 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,480 like, well, I saw you drive here in the sun Micro. 708 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,120 I saw you in the car park. I saw you in the car park 709 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,080 playing crazy birds on your phone. 710 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,920 And also, and also, you know, there's a cafe near croissant 711 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,560 down beside you on a hot chocolate. 712 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,120 So you're not from this time. And don't do that because it's 713 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,800 weird. It's weird. 714 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,960 What you should say is I am like someone who would be from that 715 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,720 time. Don't say you're from that time 716 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,440 because I I don't like it. I know somebody and that 717 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,440 somebody is me who went to the Austin American Foot Park before 718 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,400 and didn't realise that there was the other half of it. 719 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,280 When you go in the boat and make it to the New World, what do you 720 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,680 mean you didn't know there's another half to it. 721 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,880 You know where you like go through the boat and you make it 722 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,200 the American. Yeah, Yeah. 723 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,280 Only that only saw all the treachery and the family. 724 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,640 Also, you never got to see the. Yeah, because you get over to 725 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,400 America and it's Clay, you know, everyone's class, everyone's 726 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,000 something. Good time. 727 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,240 Discovered that. Yeah. 728 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:27,760 Oh, wow. Yeah. 729 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,760 It's weird. You spend a lot of time in the 730 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,400 Austin American Folk park #17 go to the Northwest 200. 731 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,880 And I've been to the Northwest 200 many times because my dad 732 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,960 was a motorbike racer and he took me to a lot of races. 733 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:48,080 And you know, anything it's definitely good to go to for 734 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,320 sure. But more I'd say for the social 735 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,080 side of it. You know, people go to the 736 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,840 races, they have a drink. Actually, probably the best bet 737 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,680 is walking around the pets. The pets is, is where like all 738 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,280 the teams are set up where all the bikes are being worked on 739 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,840 and all the riders are walking about. 740 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,520 And that is actually class because you see like the big 741 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:15,560 teams like, you know, Kawasaki or Honda or whoever who have 742 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,880 like all top of the range. You know, technology, they've 743 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,640 got about four bikes sitting there. 744 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,520 They've like even things like there may be sponsored by an 745 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,440 energy drinks company. So you've got like these big 746 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,320 fridges. And then the more you walk out 747 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,560 to the fringes of the pits, you just see guys who are like, you 748 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,240 know, doing their, their, their own mechanics or they're just 749 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,680 working out of a small van and it's just them and like a friend 750 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,760 or an uncle or or whatever. That's always really interesting 751 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,520 to see, to be like, you know, there's boys racing here at the 752 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,680 speeds that are literally just doing it all themselves, you 753 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,360 know? But the actual racing, it's hard 754 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:58,920 because if you sit say like in a grandstand and watch it, I don't 755 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,960 know, I just find that like everyone goes past you in the 756 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,440 flick of a switch. So you're not really getting 757 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,360 the. I like to like continuously 758 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,480 watch sport, like a game of football or whatever because I 759 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,560 like to always have something happen. 760 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,560 And whereas with Rd racing and people will be like, fuck, 761 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,440 you're absolutely wrong with this road racing, it's like you 762 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,040 get to see such an intense flash of sport for a split second, but 763 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,720 then you've got to wait like a couple of minutes for it to 764 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,920 happen again. And I know some people a lot 765 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,560 like my dad, love it. But the best, the best thing I 766 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,400 did when I went to watch racing, I don't know if it was 767 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,720 northwest, might have been the Ulster Grand Prix was we almost 768 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:41,360 like stood in this ditch with loads of people and you're head 769 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:45,080 is like at eye level with the road and their narrow country 770 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,120 roads and the bikes go literally past your face. 771 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,960 And that was when I went because I've been to racing before. 772 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,680 I was like, it's this is fine and it's not really a sport I'm 773 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,440 into. But then whenever I went and saw 774 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,440 that, I was like, God, I can now appreciate just how fast they're 775 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,200 going on, how nuts. This is number 16, Rathlin 776 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,560 Island. If if you're a long time 777 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,920 listener to the podcast, you know, I love Rathlin, you know, 778 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,640 been over there to gig quite a lot. 779 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,320 It's an actual island off the coast of Ballycastle. 780 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:19,320 It's beautiful, 4 miles by 6 miles, population about 100 781 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,600 people. And I think I've done about 5 or 782 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:27,160 6 gigs there and I love it, love the people, all of it. 783 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,120 It's really real that that is actually something everybody 784 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,840 from here should do. Not at the same time and not at 785 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,560 the minute, because that would just be irresponsible. 1.4 786 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,280 million people making their way over. 787 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,600 They think they were being invaded. 788 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,840 Yeah, don't do that. Ring ahead before you come over. 789 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,520 But we had some great gigs there. 790 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,800 I remember going over with. So I would like bring comedians 791 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:59,360 over for like comedy nights and me, Dave, Aaron McCann, Colin, 792 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:05,200 get us Rory Woods, Aaron Butler went over by like 2 two, three 793 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,120 years ago. And when we were on the ferry 794 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,760 over, there are really nice people that have AB and B, like 795 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,280 right where the ferry leaves you off. 796 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,760 And we were standing in the hostel, but I'd stayed in the 797 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,600 B&B before. So they saw us coming. 798 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,160 They saw me and they went out and met me and we're like, he 799 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,840 only met me once and the guy was like, here, here's the keys of 800 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,880 my car. He's like, take your mates 801 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,920 around the island if they want to, because I think it was maybe 802 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,800 a bit to rain or something. He's like, take your mates 803 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,520 around the island if they want to see it all and sure, just 804 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,920 throw the car back to the driveway. 805 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,000 And so I was like, yeah, that'd be class. 806 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,920 And the boy jumped into the car. Some of them walked back to the 807 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:51,560 hostel and I think me, Kieran and a couple other Iron maybe 808 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,600 and somebody else and Rory, we, we got in the car and I drove 809 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,560 them around the island. Now a lot of the island, there's 810 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:02,520 like very, very narrow windy roads and it's like kind of 811 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,320 middle of nowhere because some parts of the island they're like 812 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,880 pretty densely populated. And then when you get outside of 813 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,840 that, it's very, very sporadic. So we were going up this hill on 814 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,040 like the far side of the island and I'm driving this like really 815 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:20,000 old Peugeot and the road is just all stones, but like really 816 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,880 spiky stones. So I stick it in the first and 817 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,560 I'm driving really I'm having to give it loads of Revs to get up 818 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,800 this hill. And I was like, I don't, I can't 819 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,640 I can't go any faster. So I just have it in first and I 820 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,120 Rev for like over a mile and we're going up this hill and it 821 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,200 was like a cartoon. So it's like me, Aaron, Rory 822 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,560 Woods and Kate or anything. And we go up this hill in this 823 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:48,600 clopped out car and then the timing belt I knew just just 824 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,800 went and we, we had gone up this hill. 825 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,720 And then like a cartoon, we just kind of all looked at each other 826 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,440 and the Rev stuffed. And then we were like, ah, we're 827 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,440 just travelling backwards. Like we just started going back 828 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,680 really slowly down this hill, picking up Piers. 829 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,960 And I was like, I don't know what we're going to do. 830 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:12,520 So I had to just, I had to just, I think we drove, I think I 831 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:17,240 reversed about a mile down a really steep hill, like really, 832 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,520 really slowly. And then I got it turned and 833 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,520 then I had to drive it back to this BNB where the people had 834 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,040 given me their car and I had to drive it back with the timing 835 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,800 belt broke. So the steering was fucked. 836 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,360 And I like, it was like a like a film or something because I just 837 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,920 got it to their driveway. It was making this big noise and 838 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,400 I knew the timing belt was gone And I got it back to the 839 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,880 driveway and we all piled out and I had to just like throw the 840 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,920 guy the keys and be like, your car now it doesn't work. 841 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,200 He's like, oh, is there a problem with her? 842 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,720 And I was like, the problem is the car no longer works and 843 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:53,040 never will work again. And I felt I was like, I'm going 844 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,880 to have to buy this man a new car. 845 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,760 I was like, you know, how much is it going to cost to get the 846 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,280 car off the island? They're going to pay for 847 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,880 repairs. I'm going to get it sent back. 848 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,120 And this is what the people are after. 849 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,360 Like, I was like, I'm so sorry. I was like, listen, let me know 850 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,200 how much I owe you. I'm so sorry. 851 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,840 I was like, I just, I was trying to navigate that hill. 852 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,520 And he was like, do you know what on the island? 853 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,640 Because they're not really driving forever at all. 854 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,440 He's like, we just buy like no one buys like top of the range 855 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,360 cars. He's like, you just buy like a 856 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,040 runaround car and we buy them for like really cheap. 857 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,880 And then you can sort of sell them a scrap and then you just 858 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,360 get something else that around the same price. 859 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,400 So I was like, what do I owe? He's like, I'll just get a new 860 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,360 car. What do you mean? 861 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,840 He's like, yeah, just spend like £250, get a new car. 862 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,920 But he's like, I'll get like £250 for this. 863 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,000 And I was like, right. And that is Rathlin. 864 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,160 That is Rathlin. It's class. 865 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:52,440 And I really want to go back. And I think, I think if you're 866 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:57,160 like a writer or a creative or anything like that and you're 867 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,440 like working on something, like I'm working on a script at the 868 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,640 minute. And it's hard to like get in the 869 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,600 frame of mind to do it with so much going on. 870 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,480 But if you have the opportunity to go to Rathlin and stay in 871 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,880 like a cottage or whatever, go and do that. 872 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,280 It's class. I can't recommend rattle enough 873 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,160 of fire through one or two more of these. 874 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,520 In fact, you know what, we'll continue this. 875 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,600 We'll continue this another time because I've got so many 876 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,440 listeners questions. So let's just get oh, and my 877 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,640 hand fell off the side of that armrest. 878 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,200 OK, We got quick, by the way. That's another good sign because 879 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,280 whenever I just put the call out for questions, sometimes you've 880 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,040 got like one or two questions and people are just asking a 881 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,360 lot. You know, a lot of questions 882 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,920 these days, which which is great, eh? 883 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,280 Corey says. What's the biggest mammal you 884 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,960 think you could single handedly sell a tape to a lamp post? 885 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,200 What are some mammals? Mammals. 886 00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:00,000 It depends because if the animal like was was up for you doing 887 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,160 that. I don't know if there's a mammal 888 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,560 I could a whale as a whale mammal. 889 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,000 Think that's one of those ones where technically it is. 890 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:19,080 Oh, single handedly, yeah. Let me see, let me see a chart 891 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,560 of OK, yeah, mammals, mammals and single handedly. 892 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,360 But is the animal like playing ball? 893 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:32,520 A stun on what's What sort of stunned animal could I single 894 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:42,720 handedly sell it to a lamp post? Walrus, no, walrus will be so 895 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:49,680 heavy. I think a big, a big, big fat 896 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:58,840 Otter, a big fat Otter or a very, very, very small zebra. 897 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,240 Mel Mel says Woolworths are apparently making a comeback. 898 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,600 Did North Dine have one? If so, what was your favourite 899 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,040 pick a mix or fun sized drink. And certainly Hollywood never 900 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,920 had a Woolworth. Don't be silly. 901 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,440 No, Woolworths would not have gone down well here because one 902 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,000 thing people in Hollywood do not appreciate is value. 903 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,880 OK, we don't like savings, we don't like value. 904 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:26,320 And but banger would have had banger had Yeah, banger. 905 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120 Yeah, Banger did have a Woolworths. 906 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,240 I think I used to buy CD singles out of it when I was like 14 907 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,800 because I was cool. I think I used to go and get a 908 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,640 pecker mix in 21 seconds by so solid crew. 909 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,560 Woolworths making a comeback. I mean, why? 910 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:47,480 Why is it, you know, the pecker mix was good, but I don't know, 911 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,440 didn't know. Yeah, Arch probably had a World 912 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,760 Wars 2, but Hollywood, definitely Hollywood. 913 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,080 What I like, one thing I really like about Hollywood because 914 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,880 it's best, best time in the world that you basically. 915 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:03,760 And what I like is that there's not many chains of businesses 916 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,280 here. You know, it's a wee bit like 917 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,320 the Old Town of Edinburgh in a way, which is one reason I like 918 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:13,840 that city and not it's a lot of like independent shops. 919 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:18,320 It's quirky, kind of smaller places, but Woolworths, if 920 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,880 you're thinking of making a comeback, you're saying to come 921 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,320 back to Hollywood. Fuck off. 922 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,480 Philip Wilson says just this doesn't make sense. 923 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:32,240 He goes, why so lonely, Philip? I don't know if you're asking 924 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:41,120 why am I so lonely or I, I, I don't understand so I can't 925 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:46,160 answer that. But I am not lonely because I 926 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:55,200 have at least seven friends and we have at least 7 listeners so 927 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,000 I think I'm doing all right. Hey man, I don't understand the 928 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,920 question. Lonely child. 929 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,200 No, it was too long ago. Stand up. 930 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,120 She'll be very niche reference. Philip, if it's you saying that 931 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,920 you're so lonely, you'll be OK. Like don't. 932 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,640 I think during the time of pandemic people can feel lonely. 933 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:18,960 But what I would do, Philip, is just reflect, take this time to 934 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:23,400 reflect and see, you know, what you can, what you can do to not 935 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,080 be lonely. So I don't know. 936 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,920 But your lesson, if you listen to the podcast, you're, you're 937 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,720 one of the separate. So don't feel lonely, man. 938 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,360 Mark McCann says, have you ever considered plastic surgery? 939 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,440 A question to ask a close friend, a great conversation 940 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,400 starter. Have I ever considered plastic 941 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,160 surgery? Not plastic surgery, but I did 942 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,160 consider getting my ears pinned back whenever I was a child in 943 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,760 school, which is always a good thing to be in school. 944 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:57,120 Yeah, my ears were big and I haven't considered plastic 945 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,000 surgery. I do actually have quite a lot 946 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,960 of wrinkles around my eyes. Isn't it good that I can always 947 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,480 poke fun at my physical appearance? 948 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,600 Isn't that good because you know, all the people will be 949 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:11,120 like, you know, you're such a good looking guy, Like you know, 950 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,400 do you take yourself so seriously because you are like 951 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,760 also being very attractive. It's good that and it's good 952 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,240 that a humble guy like me can make fun about his physical 953 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:24,600 appearance like because a lot of people go all your appearance, 954 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,400 the only thing you got going for you because you know, you look 955 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,320 like you should be modelling. I don't know Tommy Hilfiger or 956 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,160 whatever, but you're a comedian. But I actually really, when you 957 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:37,000 break it down, I'm not really a good looking guy, but sometimes 958 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,400 I can bet because here's the thing I've talked with this. 959 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,120 I keep my head busy. I move around a lot. 960 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,880 Like I never really keep my head still. 961 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,320 I never really let people see me face on. 962 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,000 Like a lot of times I'm at an angle. 963 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,480 I know how to make the lighting work for me. 964 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,600 I know how to contour and but have I ever considered plastic 965 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,480 surgery? I haven't considered plastic 966 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:59,880 surgery, but for sure I would if I was balding. 967 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,960 I would definitely go to Turkey like the paramilitaries and get 968 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,560 my hair done 100%. I go to Rishi soon. 969 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:12,400 I can Turkey and get Marin on Stone's mullet, says, Oh, 970 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,600 Michael Stone's mullet, which is the Twitter account we never 971 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:23,000 knew we needed. It's it's looking like, do you 972 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,560 know who we are as as a society with, with COVID and all this 973 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,520 stuff and social distancing and the economy? 974 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,680 We are as a country, as a people, we are Michael Stone 975 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,120 stuck in that revolving door storm. 976 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:41,040 And just like just like hanging in the door, you know, like 977 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,120 having been twatted on the head with a button by a female 978 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,120 security guard. We are northern the Northern 979 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,480 Irish people or Michael Stone stuck in the revolving door 980 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,480 storm and going. I didn't think us through like 981 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,880 we had the best intentions. Like Michael Stone. 982 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,600 What I'm not saying yet, but in his mind he was like, what I'm 983 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,120 going to do is get in here, kill some politicians, even though we 984 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,080 said it was performance art. But what happened is he couldn't 985 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,880 negotiate A revolving door. And that's us. 986 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,560 I mean, covert at the start just felt like going through a 987 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,920 relevant door. It's like, look, we're going to 988 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,800 have to do it shouldn't take us too long. 989 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,280 We'll be on the other side in no time. 990 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,640 And we're still just, you know, hanging in that door with one 991 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,920 security guard holding her arm and a female security officer in 992 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:30,240 Stormont having just absolutely mugged us with a with a button 993 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:39,120 to the head. You know, Mark Graham says, OK, 994 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,360 are you joining the Waffle podcast? 995 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,800 When's the join in? Did I will definitely do an 996 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,080 episode of the Waffle Irish League podcast. 997 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,800 But as we've already established on this podcast, we will be 998 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,760 doing down the line some sort of spin off Irish league limited 999 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,160 run of podcasts. So I've already signed for 1000 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,120 another team, basically. Martin O'Neill. 1001 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,280 Does Marty's pizza deliver the pole glass cheap pizza? 1002 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:10,880 Yeah, I'd say I'd say we Marty would deliver the pool glass if 1003 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,840 the, you know, definitely if it was an attractive lady who'd 1004 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,120 placed the order, he would definitely like head over there 1005 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,000 And Michael Thompson says, are you taking the weak hub trick or 1006 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,880 treating this year? I presume talking with Dave 1007 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:30,920 Elliott. No, I'm not because, you know, I 1008 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,880 don't think with social distancing people can trick or 1009 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,080 treat this year. But I do know that one year me 1010 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,280 and my cousin went trick or treating and I do know we made 1011 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,440 over £20. And I do know because he thought 1012 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,800 I was too young because even though he was only a year older 1013 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,360 than me, I think he thought that I didn't really know what money 1014 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,760 was. And I think he gave me like a 1015 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,840 couple of coins and he's like, this is half. 1016 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,280 And I remember thinking this is about 75 P. 1017 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,440 So I'm still owed a lot of money by that. 1018 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,480 George, the worst thing is when people go trick or treating and 1019 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:02,600 they just say trick or treat. You've got to do Halloween's 1020 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,640 coming and the goose is getting fat. 1021 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,720 Will you please put a penny in the old man's hat? 1022 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,920 If you haven't got a penny, hit me. 1023 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,720 Will do. If you haven't got to hit me, 1024 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,760 God bless you. If you come to my house and just 1025 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:17,000 say trick or treat, I'll be honest, I'll slam your head off 1026 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000 my door. But if you come and you deliver 1027 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,080 a song with a little bit of flair, maybe, you know, vibe a 1028 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,280 little bit to it, you will get yourself 20P in an apple. 1029 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,520 Not a problem. What I'm going to call someone's 1030 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,040 house and they give you 10 P in an apple. 1031 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,480 You doing give me cash, Give me cash. 1032 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,520 What are the notes up? But then looking back with 1033 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,560 hindsight, you were always a bit suspicious if someone did give 1034 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,200 you too much money or like, what are you trying to get out of 1035 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,760 this? Craig Murdoch? 1036 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,480 How's Desi Buckets getting on this season? 1037 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,000 And is his sack back to full health or is he still feeling 1038 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,200 it? I love when people give niche 1039 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,000 Keith Cruz metaphors. Desi Bucket. 1040 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,680 Yeah, that's right. Desi Bucket ripped this ball 1041 00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,200 back and he's had it sewn up, but he's having to ice it. 1042 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,680 And he's hoping that he's hoping to earn himself a contract with 1043 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,760 and might get a lot of thirds pierced already. 1044 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,400 Have you watched a new Borat? Yes. 1045 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,520 Loved it. Alan Armstrong felt Sodor, felt 1046 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,880 bop. I'm married, you pervert. 1047 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,680 Matthew, if you had known how 2020 would pan out, would you 1048 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,440 have done anything differently in preparation, IE not done all 1049 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,360 your lockdown jobs around the house in the first week? 1050 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,320 Well, Matthew, instead of doing that, I probably would have 1051 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,760 given people heads up. I probably, I probably would 1052 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,760 have made a few phone calls and then like, listen, what we need 1053 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,360 to do is close the borders. What we need to do is phone 1054 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:44,680 China and say, listen, put the bats down because this is going 1055 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,080 to kick off. Would I've done anything 1056 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,680 differently in preparation? No, Well, no, because the week I 1057 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,920 painted the fence in the first week of like locked down all 1058 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,200 out. The weather was unreal. 1059 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,200 So what would have done differently in preparation? 1060 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,200 No, it's been all right. You know, I made the point in 1061 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,320 this podcast that, you know, it's obviously a terrible time, 1062 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,080 like for like everyone was having struggles of some sort, 1063 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:17,920 but you know, got to do shows. What I would have done in a 1064 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:23,960 serious 1 is probably filmed more stuff before, but then you 1065 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,160 would never you would never know and then a film start during it. 1066 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,480 So I don't know Jude Ellie. I would have invested in PPE. 1067 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,720 If I don't know, I would have found the top PPE companies in 1068 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,560 the world and invested all my money in Jude Elliot. 1069 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,320 What's the biggest animal you could beat in a fight? 1070 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,000 Forsake and probably a big fat daughter. 1071 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,880 As long as you sell DFD alarm post. 1072 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,800 Just keep punching his head, MO says. 1073 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800 Would you rather eat all of your toes or only half of your 1074 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:54,840 fingers? Half of my fingers, Because if 1075 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,000 you don't know, if you didn't have any of your toes, you 1076 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,400 wouldn't be able to walk. But you don't need half your you 1077 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,920 don't probably need the top half your fingers, do you? 1078 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:10,080 Well, oh, yes. Do you mean 2 1/2 of my fingers 1079 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,280 or half of every finger? Because I'd probably want to eat 1080 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:17,200 half of every finger. I would say this is hybrid 1081 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,400 content. Robbie Purdy's going to save us 1082 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,080 though. What's your opinion on butter 1083 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:25,240 digestive biscuits? Well, I think they are a snack 1084 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:29,240 exclusively for perverts. Butter digestive. 1085 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:35,120 But if you butter your digestive biscuit, you belong in a very 1086 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:39,640 specialised unit of macabre because what are you doing 1087 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,840 butter in your digestives? I think it's disgusting and I 1088 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,960 think it should have a minimum 10 year custodial sentence and I 1089 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:52,280 think anyone who does that also watches animal porn. 1090 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,640 Ross McKenzie cooked Cookstown or Danny sausages. 1091 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,200 Hey man, I think you mean Danny, but I don't know who this guy 1092 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,360 Danny is slinging sausages around the province. 1093 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,360 But I'll go Cookstown because Danny who shows up in a van 1094 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,480 selling sausages. So I say, all right, dodgy 1095 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,040 bastard, but I don't even, I don't even need sausages 1096 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,880 anymore, man, so. But cooks Cooksteiner are good. 1097 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,160 Robert, what do you think of Scooter's new 2020 song? 1098 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,120 First we save rave, then the world. 1099 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,400 I I don't know Scooter has a new song. 1100 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,240 I sent Scooter a message a couple of months ago on 1101 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,360 Instagram to get him on the podcast but he didn't ever reply 1102 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,560 to it. So Scooter can go fuck unless he 1103 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:42,600 does do the podcast. Scooter 2020 song Scooter as 1104 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,120 Uncle Fuck. It's called FCK 2020. 1105 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,880 Very smart. Like what you did there. 1106 01:00:48,640 --> 01:01:00,000 Let me see Scooter. I mean, it's a different sign 1107 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,520 for him anyway, and definitely not just him talking over a bit 1108 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,120 quite loud. Yeah. 1109 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,280 I mean, one thing I'd say about it is it's fucking brilliant. 1110 01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:25,820 I mean, a lot of what Scooter is doing is just kind of saying 1111 01:01:25,820 --> 01:01:28,580 things that I don't think he's thought of beforehand over a 1112 01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,960 beat. Is it a Bird? 1113 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,440 Is it a plane? It must be Dave. 1114 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,840 He's on the train. What? 1115 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,120 I want to get you. What I want to get you. 1116 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,400 Yeah. You know, I don't know. 1117 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,240 I wouldn't say he's a wordsmith, but I think he knows his way 1118 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,080 around a bait. And I like him and I like that 1119 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,400 he's never aged. And I I, but I don't like that 1120 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,160 he never responded to me trying to get him on the podcast. 1121 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,360 But yeah, it's a tune. I like that Scooters back. 1122 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,160 I don't know where he's been, but I would like to collab with 1123 01:01:55,160 --> 01:02:03,160 him in some way. Hang on, hang on, hang on a 1124 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,320 second here. Maybe a few people using dirty 1125 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,240 language here because that goes into a separate one. 1126 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,040 Our McClean says why does everyone outside Belfast buckler 1127 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:16,640 cars something to do warm, You know, if you've driven it 1128 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,280 somewhere, the exhaust is going to be nice and warm. 1129 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,400 Remember that documentary where the guy fucked his car? 1130 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,680 Can we get some of that video for next week, for Friday? 1131 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,000 Let's do it. Let's get a little bit of video 1132 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,400 and we can talk about it, Fletch, 82, says. 1133 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,560 What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done? 1134 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,160 Hashtag, hashtag. Ask Sheen. 1135 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:39,280 And oh fuck, I had done a gig in Lurgan. 1136 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,600 That's not the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. 1137 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,960 And it was one of my I'm in standard for that long. 1138 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,440 And I was trying to do some joke where I was talking about 1139 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,840 paramilitaries. So I list in the in whatever the 1140 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,040 joke was in it, I list some paramilitaries. 1141 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:01,800 So I'm like UDAUVFIRA blah blah, blah. 1142 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:07,520 The next night I was in Belfast on a night out and I was walking 1143 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,560 to meet friends and I passed the northern wig and it was around 1144 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,880 election time and there was some pointers chatting just amongst 1145 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,360 themselves. And I have them to walk past and 1146 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:21,360 over here and I heard the guy talking and he goes, you know, 1147 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:28,280 DUP, Sinn Fein, SDLPUUP. And for some odd reason in my 1148 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:32,920 head I thought he was quoting my joke that I did live in Lurgan 1149 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,840 the night before. I thought he'd but not the gig. 1150 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,480 And he was telling the rest of the bouncers about a funny joke 1151 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,760 he heard. But at the time I didn't realise 1152 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,840 he wasn't sent paramilitaries. He was sent talking about 1153 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,360 political parties. And a lot of times they 1154 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,680 crossover. But I didn't just walk past and 1155 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,480 go, oh, he must have seen my shoe. 1156 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:57,000 I stopped and went were you at the show? 1157 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,760 And this bouncer turned around and went what? 1158 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:06,120 And I said oh were you at the show last night in Lurgan? 1159 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:12,280 And he said bear in mind he was just talking to his mate about 1160 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,840 the elections and he said fuck away off. 1161 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,320 And I then realised he hadn't quoted what I was talking about. 1162 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,840 And then I was like, but also if he hadn't just been less than 1163 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:25,200 paramilitaries, maybe he was talking about something else. 1164 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,800 I'm not one of the 11 people that was at the gig I did in the 1165 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:33,280 Cellar bar in Lurgan. That was that was the one of the 1166 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:38,120 worst of all time. And someone else said they knew 1167 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,600 me once. I know you, I know you. 1168 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,720 And I said, have you seen my videos? 1169 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,960 And they knew me from living in Hollywood or something, like 1170 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:50,600 years before I did videos. And the Carlsberg video I did a 1171 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,960 couple of weeks ago was based on on that. 1172 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,200 The fact someone's like, I know your face and I'm like, oh, here 1173 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,640 we go. But it's something else. 1174 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,000 Daniel Mctiernan, why do you hate Dave Elliot so much? 1175 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,320 Just because he's a horrible man. 1176 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,840 He's a horrible guy and he's a Judas and I hate him. 1177 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:10,400 And if your granny had balls, would she really be your grand 1178 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:16,320 know If my granny had balls, she because my grandda had balls. 1179 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:19,800 So my granny would just be my granny, but also additionally 1180 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,720 having balls additionally to my grandda, you know, it would just 1181 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:28,640 be two grandparents, 4 balls. I think my granny used to say 1182 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,120 not that phrase, but she would go when I was a wee lad. 1183 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,680 My granny used to say it all the time whenever I was a kid and I 1184 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,640 never, I always thought that my granny had been a wee lad as 1185 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,320 well as being a wee girl for a period of her life, but not in 1186 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,000 like a what we say like a transition way. 1187 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,480 In my head I was like maybe some P as a kid. 1188 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,960 I was like maybe someone never thought about this since I was 1189 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:53,640 like, maybe some people get to live as both genders when like 1190 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:54,880 old, old. Maybe that was something they 1191 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,600 did in the olden days. It was really weird that I that 1192 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,480 I thought that and only didn't think that up until about a year 1193 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,600 and a half ago. Connor Diver, how long did it 1194 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,280 take to do each episode of the TV show? 1195 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,960 Cheers. No, cheers to you, Connor. 1196 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:15,920 I appreciate the question man. It took about to do the actual 1197 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:20,960 studio stuff. It took about 3 or 4 hours to do 1198 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:26,800 each episode and because I would watch the clip and then had a 1199 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,520 script. So because we went from accrue 1200 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:35,600 about 35 down to accrue of 1, it meant everything was a lot 1201 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,200 quicker because you're not waiting on this guy to do his 1202 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,840 job so this guy can do his and you're not waiting on this guy 1203 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,520 to tell him. Yep, I'm sort of with this. 1204 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,200 It's just you and one person. So it was a lot. 1205 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:49,920 It was a lot quicker. So I think we did 3 studio days 1206 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:54,640 for three episodes and then another day for additional 1207 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,280 sketches that were filmed outside the studio. 1208 01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:01,160 And then I probably spent in total like 2 hours doing 1209 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,000 voiceover clips from home. So anytime you see me doing a 1210 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:08,120 voiceover to an old archive bit of clip, I just did that in my 1211 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,840 living room, which is pretty mad when you think that it's an 1212 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:14,560 actual BBCTV show. So I don't know whether that's 1213 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,120 way longer than you thought or way shorter, but I think 1214 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:20,280 ordinarily, like when we did the pilot episode for a 25 minute 1215 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:24,400 episode, it was ours and ours and ours because it's the first 1216 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:28,280 time we've done it. Carl Cunningham says do you 1217 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,800 think you would be able to Co commentate on one of the Irish 1218 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,720 League matches and how do we make it happen? 1219 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,000 I would love to Co commentate one of the Irish League matches 1220 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,840 because BBC do brilliant coverage and even like I know a 1221 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,800 lot of the Irish League clubs are doing their own stream of 1222 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,840 the game and doing like commentary and all that kind of 1223 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,960 thing. So I'm up for it if any Irish 1224 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:50,560 League club want me to come and commentate on a game, you know, 1225 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,400 to be like not the main commentator, but the yeah, if 1226 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:57,240 any Irish League club want me as Keith Cruz to commentate on a 1227 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,960 live Irish League game on your stream, I'll do it for free. 1228 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,360 So the offers out there, any Irish League club want me to do 1229 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,960 it in the next few while I'll come, I'll commentate in the 1230 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:12,680 game and and I would love to do that because I put out a tweet 1231 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,680 about the BBC coverage be like the week before being like this 1232 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,920 is so good showing Irish League games. 1233 01:08:20,399 --> 01:08:22,840 I love Irish league but because I play football on Saturdays, I 1234 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,319 never get to see Irish league matches. 1235 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,800 So getting to watch it like I watch Irish league with the 1236 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,560 Premiership at the minute. Umm, that's class. 1237 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:35,359 But at half time in the games there's just like a card of like 1238 01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,720 who's playing and unlike elevator music. 1239 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,920 So I would love to like make stuff to be shown on BBC at half 1240 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,359 time of the game, like Keith Cruz sketches, bunter sketches, 1241 01:08:44,359 --> 01:08:46,600 all that kind of thing. So the offers out there, if any 1242 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,359 Irish League club want me to in exchange for a load of training 1243 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,760 gear, if they want me to come and commentate in the game, I 1244 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,680 would. I would love to. 1245 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,520 Dawson Clowns. Would you rather fight off 1 1246 01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,319 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? 1247 01:08:57,319 --> 01:08:59,399 The number one podcast question of all time. 1248 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,040 The most asked podcast question ever on any podcast. 1249 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,040 I'd rather fight a horse sized duck. 1250 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:10,279 Probably because I don't think they'd move that well because 1251 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,279 they're big web fate. So just stand the web fate and 1252 01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:20,279 just smack as big. Yeah, this is weird. 1253 01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:23,840 There's an account, Soothing Soothing Yoga Voice who just 1254 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,160 commented on one of my posts recently and just kept 1255 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,120 incessantly asking like, why was I verified on Instagram and why 1256 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,960 are they not verified? I, I don't know. 1257 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,680 I, I don't know why you're asking me that. 1258 01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:41,399 Why am I verified? Because, Because I'm cute. 1259 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:46,359 I think I'm verified because I'm killing it and I think I'm 1260 01:09:46,359 --> 01:09:51,279 verified just because, you know, there have been fake accounts 1261 01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:55,520 that I don't know why this thing happened, but loads of fake 1262 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,920 social media accounts got set up for loads of comedians where it 1263 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:03,560 was like 100 grand cash giveaway and I had to report so many 1264 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,240 accounts caught. It happened to call and get us. 1265 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,280 They can happen to some other people I know as well. 1266 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:11,040 So maybe they're clamping down on that. 1267 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,720 I don't know. But from looking at your 1268 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:18,440 profile, you've got 396 followers, your profile pictures 1269 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:22,640 picture of a dog. I I think you're not verified 1270 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:30,040 because that might seem the people to be boring and I'm not 1271 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:33,480 one of them, but I don't I honestly don't know what's the 1272 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:37,080 first comedy comedy gig you went to live was probably the Empire 1273 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,920 when was with 16. We were attacked. 1274 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:43,840 I remember going to see comedy Antnine Bar and being blown away 1275 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,840 and being like, these people are from here, a few of them and 1276 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,440 they're doing stand up. I didn't know you could. 1277 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:53,520 So that kind of fueled my desire to to to do stand up. 1278 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,360 Cheers for the question. Dane Carroll says you're on 1279 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,080 trick or treating and what's your favourite suite? 1280 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,120 I've answered trick or treating, but my favourite suite, Winset's 1281 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:02,160 my favourite. But you know what I can 1282 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,240 definitely appreciate A a blackjack. 1283 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:09,080 We blackjacks, we fruit salad and we blackjack. 1284 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,640 Very 1995. Yeah, blackjacks are good. 1285 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,480 James Wilkinson, if you were sent to gaol, what crime would 1286 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:16,960 it be for? And how would you survive your 1287 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,400 time inside? I'd survive my time inside, but 1288 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,080 just keep working out like I'm doing. 1289 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:25,400 And I wouldn't take any shit. And I would say I walk in and go 1290 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:30,640 here, I'm not taking any shit. And what crime would it be for? 1291 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,440 And probably crimes against hairstyling, if you watch the 1292 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,480 pilot on my show or so any promo images? 1293 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:41,400 Crimes against fashion, maybe something very fashionable. 1294 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,240 Umm, Matthew Myrnan talk about Guinness. 1295 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:49,720 Not zero point percent, 0.0%. Umm, yeah. 1296 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:53,520 I mean, it seems very logical. Unlike why has that not been a 1297 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:54,640 thing? Because there's so many algor 1298 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,520 free beers. People want to drive, but they 1299 01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,760 want to have a beer. I don't know. 1300 01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,600 As long as the taste is good, then it's good. 1301 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,080 But Guinness is such a particular taste. 1302 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:09,200 Like I love Guinness, but such a particular taste that I think 1303 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,240 it'd be hard to replicate without alcohol because any beer 1304 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:16,760 I've had like alcohol free that isn't doesn't taste like the 1305 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,280 beer it's supposed to be, if that makes sense. 1306 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:23,360 Apart from Peroni but pro gluten free Peroni gave me a hangover 1307 01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:29,040 for two days and very recently I had two bottles of it and 1308 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:33,080 honestly had a day long hangover so but it it tastes very very 1309 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,400 good. It's a nice taste in gluten free 1310 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:38,360 beer, Fat Peter Wood says. What's your favourite thing to 1311 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:45,800 do in ball and hench? Probably purchasing myself some 1312 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,760 gluten free hob knobs in Carlisle's garage. 1313 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,040 That's just a very literal answer to that. 1314 01:12:53,440 --> 01:13:01,640 OK, OK oh that's funny, Jenny says. 1315 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,320 Shane, could you maybe do me a favour and stop interviewing all 1316 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:08,560 the girls from athletic class of 20 2010, making me feel like 1317 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,200 I've done nothing in my life in the last 10 years seeing all my 1318 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:12,680 classmates doing so well. Cheers. 1319 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,240 Only medicine. Love the podcast and just wish I 1320 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:19,600 was an MMA fighter or a Broadway actor so I could get on the pod. 1321 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,840 All right, so we're Christina Bennington, the actress on the 1322 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,360 podcast last week, who must have been the same year as Liam 1323 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:30,120 McCourt, Bellator MMA fighter. So yeah, I didn't realise that 1324 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,440 they must have been the same year in school. 1325 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,760 So yeah, Jenny, how paranoid would you be if just I literally 1326 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,600 had everybody from your year in school on the podcast but not 1327 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:38,680 you? You'd have a complex. 1328 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:42,680 Jenny, do something mad. Get yourself well known. 1329 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,680 Get yourself on the podcast. Maybe you're already well known 1330 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,320 and I don't know about it. Do a stunt, you know what I 1331 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,560 mean? Like can't if you were to break 1332 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:55,320 the land speed record on a BMXI. Definitely have you on the 1333 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,640 podcast, because I have a lot of questions about that. 1334 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,000 Luke says, What's your order from the poke fan? 1335 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:06,440 And well, thing about poke vans, which is ice cream vans for 1336 01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:10,200 people outside of Belfast. Ice cream vans. 1337 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:15,720 Whenever I was younger and in this theatre, the road here, the 1338 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:22,560 ice cream man you would find like would you know you had you 1339 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,840 had your ice cream on right. I think ice cream on. 1340 01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:28,560 He was called Robert. Maybe your Robert ice cream man, 1341 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:33,240 who's a one of the a legendary ice cream man killed it. 1342 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,960 Unbelievable really good ice cream. 1343 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,880 But then you would get another ice cream fan that like once a 1344 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,280 month would put into the estate. And that fella sold everything 1345 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,600 apart from ice cream. Like I remember going to him 1346 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,480 once and being like, all right, mate, could I get a 99 and a can 1347 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,280 of coke? And he's like, fuck you talking 1348 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,880 about you. What a can give you is a bottle 1349 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:57,360 of Lens vodka and a Man United top a sheer 9 on the back, you 1350 01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:00,800 know, and I and I was like Alan Shearer doesn't play for Man 1351 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,560 United and he's like a nobody will kit. 1352 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,160 I told dodgy ice cream man where he thought he had the inside 1353 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:10,120 scoop on English Premier League transfers so you could buy any. 1354 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,280 You know, there was ice cream men run the boat. 1355 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,960 There was legit ice cream men and then there was ice cream men 1356 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:23,440 run the boat selling, you know, selling knock off, knock off 1357 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:27,520 copies of Flubber too and out of the way ice cream dispenser. 1358 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,480 It was an ice cream. It was just tenants, you know, 1359 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,640 ice cream men selling pints to 8 year old kids. 1360 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:37,880 But my order from the Pope ban, Pope ban, buy buy border bump. 1361 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:42,320 A boat ban would have been a 99 with a flake in it and we got a 1362 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:48,600 strawberry sauce Jack. Or who would you last longer in 1363 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,200 a fight with Conor McGregor or Khabib? 1364 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,080 I'd probably take both him about 3 rounds. 1365 01:15:55,080 --> 01:16:00,000 But I would say, I would say it last longer with Khabib because 1366 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,040 McGregor probably just kicked my head off the shoulders. 1367 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,320 And Khabib could do that if he wanted in fairness. 1368 01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:07,680 But he would wrestle me to the ground and then he would just 1369 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,760 maul me. But that would take I think a 1370 01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:12,920 couple of seconds longer. But I don't know, like if I 1371 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:17,560 think if I moved well enough, I could maybe get, I think I could 1372 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:20,040 submit McGregor and probably not go Khabib. 1373 01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:23,680 Kim McGivern. If you were stranded in Yuri and 1374 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,400 you're only allowed one item, what would it be 1375 01:16:36,350 --> 01:16:39,990 if I was stranded in my car? Because then I wouldn't be 1376 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:41,990 stranded in Yuri anymore and I could drive back to my house. 1377 01:16:42,830 --> 01:16:44,870 But maybe I would want to do something in your like maybe I'd 1378 01:16:44,870 --> 01:16:47,230 want to, there's actually a nice wee garage in the way out in 1379 01:16:47,230 --> 01:16:51,710 Yuri towards Belfast. Like nice wee garage, you know, 1380 01:16:51,710 --> 01:16:53,790 and if I'm gigging in your eyes stop at that garage on the way 1381 01:16:53,790 --> 01:16:55,480 home and I get a cup of tea and a biscuit. 1382 01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,920 I need to pee and there's loads of questions here so I'm going 1383 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:02,320 to just rifle through these. Aaron McCauley How long until we 1384 01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,240 see you commentate in Irish League games this season as 1385 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:07,480 Keith Cruiser yourself? Yes, this is a movement. 1386 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,280 A movement that started Irish League clubs. 1387 01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:12,400 Listen to me. Linfield, Glen Torren, Glen 1388 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:15,880 Avon, Dungannon, Swifts, Portadown, Warren Point, 1389 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:21,520 Cliftonville Crusaders. Coleraine, Ballymena, United, 1390 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:26,280 Carrick, I think that might be them all, but if I've left one 1391 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,120 like the fans from that club will get extra annoyed. 1392 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,160 Get me on. I'm going to commentate in the 1393 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:31,760 game. You've got the option. 1394 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,920 I'll commentate as myself and I'll do it semi seriously or 1395 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,320 I'll do it in full Keith cruise mode, whatever you want. 1396 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:42,320 Dara says what's happening? Shane, find a photo of me and 1397 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:48,120 you from when I was 16. My question is how was your 1398 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,360 service in the restaurant that Oh, thank God, how was your 1399 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,480 question in the restaurant that day that the photo was taken? 1400 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,080 If it was horrible, don't be afraid to say as the place is no 1401 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:58,280 longer in operation, I think is that place. 1402 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:02,280 Ah, that was in Saint George's Market where I got a fry. 1403 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,280 Dara. The service was good mate. 1404 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:09,240 I think he did a fine job and I had a good time. 1405 01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:15,120 So yes, you, you deserved the sizable 1.25 tip that I gave 1406 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,120 you. No, it was good mate. 1407 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:20,720 Ruben Wilson. What celebrities have you met? 1408 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:30,680 All of them next who half when I met Cliff Richard Nick, who'd 1409 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,080 your ideal or realistic guest? Who'd your ideal realistic guest 1410 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:35,720 be? I think every guest is in a way 1411 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,760 realistic because if you don't ask, you don't get. 1412 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,600 Like when I asked Snoop Dogg to do an episode, but I called him 1413 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:43,400 Jamie because I copied and pasted a message from Jamie Foxx 1414 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,000 and now people know that. And then I said, hey, when 1415 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,520 you're asking a question, just call me Jamie. 1416 01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:49,600 Just say hey, Jamie. And people started doing it. 1417 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,400 And every time I see that, it makes me laugh. 1418 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,960 But no one's off the Tate. Like, look, I've tried to get 1419 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,400 Scooter, I've tried to get Snoop Dogg. 1420 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:58,840 There's no one I wouldn't try and get. 1421 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:03,000 In fact, I floated the idea of getting a very prominent ex 1422 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,480 paramilitary member on the podcast and I said the dam, is 1423 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,080 this a good idea? And in his role as producer, he 1424 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:13,560 said no, I said, should we get this guy on because you'd have a 1425 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:17,360 story or two to tell? And he said no, we shouldn't. 1426 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,560 And then I said, but for what reason? 1427 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:22,280 And I named 15 Reasons and I went fair. 1428 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,160 Maria Quinn, since we're locked on and everyone's supporting 1429 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,840 local, who or what local companies would you recommend or 1430 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:34,200 support yourself? And loads no more so than 1431 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:36,360 michaelfoster.tv. I'm looking at him. 1432 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:40,280 He's doing your video work. He's making you a nice video of 1433 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,280 whatever you want. You got a business. 1434 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:44,880 You want a really nice video done. 1435 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:48,960 Or if you're just an individual and you're like, listen, I am a 1436 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,520 guy from Helen's Bay, but I want to be AK pop star, like Korean 1437 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,600 pop star. And you've written an original 1438 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:56,520 song. You want to shoot a video done 1439 01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:01,600 Helen's Bay Beach of you with dyed blue hair in like a PVC 1440 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,440 tracksuit? Doing moves in Helms Bay Beach 1441 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,400 like a foster of TV and weirdly that's his real name. 1442 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,440 Will come down and shoot it and you'll enjoy it. 1443 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,920 You'll have a nice time and loads of places. 1444 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,800 I'm not actually going to specifically name place off top 1445 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:18,880 my head, but I do honestly like to support local. 1446 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,840 That's the thing. I mean I'll still do them wrong. 1447 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,600 So go to the old near, go to the old Starbucks. 1448 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:26,960 But when I buy teas and coffees, we have so many brilliant places 1449 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,680 in Hollywood. Here we've got the Bay tree 1450 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,680 right under us. We've got Coffee Yard, we've got 1451 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:37,680 Home Bird, we've got Edge Coffee, there's there's 1452 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:42,240 Alexander's. There's so many businesses I 1453 01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:45,200 love here in Hollywood. So it's a small town and there 1454 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,840 and sometimes corporate like big bigger businesses come in. 1455 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:52,160 They don't last because people go I know what I like or 1456 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:56,640 butchers Stevie and Jerry Darren, the best guys in the 1457 01:20:56,640 --> 01:21:02,240 world or just brilliant. So I I love supporting local and 1458 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,120 I love my time because it's the best time in the world. 1459 01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:10,560 OK, that's the end of the questions, but but I got a 1460 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:14,440 message from autism and I who have said Shane hope you're 1461 01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:16,520 well. We're having a virtual glow walk 1462 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:19,040 on the 7th of November. Love it. 1463 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,280 If you could maybe mention that for us, our fundraising struggle 1464 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:25,960 during the pandemic and this is a great event to get our autism 1465 01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:28,680 community together. Families can sign up for free 1466 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:33,800 for a free glow pack by visiting autismni.org and we'd appreciate 1467 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,000 your help. Well, guys, hopefully that that 1468 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,760 does help. We're getting that message out 1469 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:42,640 there to the zippers and autismni.org if you, if you want 1470 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:45,120 to get involved with that autism. 1471 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:48,000 And I probably don't even know this, but my sister is autistic. 1472 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:52,200 So I think that is a that's a great 'cause I'll go do some 1473 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,760 reading about it, see what you guys are doing. 1474 01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:58,600 A light, light the night in a fun 5K walk. 1475 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:02,400 So they're doing a virtually, which is probably a class family 1476 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,840 idea. Saturday, 7th November 2020. 1477 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:08,440 So you go, we'll put a, we'll put a description for that in 1478 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:11,680 the, in the link of the podcast. And I wish you the best of luck 1479 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:16,080 with with your event. Also, we were doing charity, 1480 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,240 loads more charity reads like that over lockdown, people doing 1481 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,760 fundraising. If you're doing an individual 1482 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:23,560 thing or whatever. And if you have anything you 1483 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:26,840 want us to mention on the podcast, tmepodcast@gmail.com 1484 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,480 and send me it and we'll read it out and put it in the 1485 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:32,680 description of the podcast and all that separate before we go 1486 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,720 patreon.com/tea with me podcast. If you want to support the 1487 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:38,160 podcast, get some extra content. You do that there. 1488 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:44,040 Also manscaped.com Tea with me for 20% off from free shipping. 1489 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:49,480 Michael Films podcast and Michael foster.tv give his 1490 01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,360 e-mail address like it's personal. 1491 01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:55,880 So michaelfoster.tv, if you do want to, if you are a business 1492 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,560 and locked on going unless someone need to get the word out 1493 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,840 there, we need to we're making we're doing something cool over 1494 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:04,200 locked and documented. Get the big guy to do it and 1495 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:06,360 separate. Thanks very much for listening 1496 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,840 and watching the podcast. You know, if you want any merch 1497 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:12,540 with tea with me mugs, we've got separate T-shirts, money to 1498 01:23:12,540 --> 01:23:16,160 T-shirts, which I actually need to get myself one of each to 1499 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:20,040 wear on the podcast shopify.com, she and Todd Comedy. 1500 01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,520 You'll find that over there. Thank you very much for 1501 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,560 listening and watching. The TV show goes out again 1502 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:27,000 Friday, 10:45 BBC One Northern Ireland. 1503 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:29,480 It's available on the iPlayer previously with Shane Todd, 1504 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:33,160 thanks much love support local autism and I. 1505 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,560 It's a good time. Watch a Borat movie. 1506 01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:39,960 Matthew Townley. No, you don't get to keep the 1507 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,760 Tupperware with the elastic bands on it, but I hope since 1508 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,560 school you've made your own and I hope you're still playing 1509 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,560 tunes on it, man, All the best. Keep riffing.