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times, but I've never had him alone.
Weird. He is 1/2 of the Whiskey and
White podcast. He is a professional boxer.
He is coming straight from the barbers who know that he's lined
up. He is the one and only Tommy
McCarthy. Do you believe that thing that
if you swallowed you and them, it takes seven years to?
Fix their puddings. Sticks to what?
Sticks to you what? Stick their puddings.
You puddings. You're in say it's egg puddings
is actually also Scots for. For your guts.
But. Should I have Chrome's disease?
So I would say I have. Don't be.
Don't be dabbling. Them I have bad pubs.
Your pubs are fucking Chrome that.
I am Chrome, don't like you're you're lined up.
I lined up. Thanks very much for noticing.
Well, I told you before. We talked about that.
I wouldn't know because we talked about this last time
you're on. You messaged me and said,
listen, I'll be a wee bit later. I've got I've gone the barbers
got to get I've got to get lined up.
Can I be honest? See, a couple of weeks ago I got
lined up by mistake. Coco was.
So I go Coco. Was getting.
Coco, I don't know what he what was happening, but Coco, like
Coco proper lined me up to the point where it was a normal cut.
And then I caught a side reflection of myself and I was
like, I hope I don't run into Tommy because this could be a
problem. You know what I mean?
If I'm proper lined up. Everyone deserves.
It's culture appropriation as proper lined up.
Listen, the the waves are, the lanes are getting blurred, you
know, the the weight barbers are laying people up there.
Yeah, yeah, all that. So.
I get lined up, you get a. Quiff I would love to that see
if I had weight, I would have had the haircut as you have like
would you? Because my my good friend Mark,
he has ever cut right go fuck. That's where I would have run
up. See the thing with Cliff?
Yeah, You try and go away from it and then you always come back
to it. I try and I go cool, cool, cut
it all short. I want to do so.
I want it all down at the front, the one at all different.
And then I can say it's Cliff keeps bringing, keep bringing
back. It looks a lot of flick where I
made know would have heard from the powder and all that shit.
Everyone's into the powder. Powder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you could, you straighten
her. Yeah, like I've I made a said
it's the last time when I've always had long hair from I was
a kid. So I've had problem breads, can
rolls, dreadlocks, everything out for.
But when I used to get my hair breaded like my auntie when my
auntie were doing my cousins, they were white and then blow
dread and then almost like straighten it.
No, just to make it more manageable.
No. Yeah, yeah.
But if you. Like, but it wouldn't be like
flowing like. Like no, but say it was like say
you straightened it. Is it something like at the like
how long would it stay like a for?
Like is it like if you went? Out.
But like, if you went out on a night out and straightened it
up, would you could you make it? Would it still look sweet?
Or would it be like the lights come on in the bar closing time
and you're like ah. No, to be honest, I couldn't.
I couldn't say because I've never done it.
But I know that, you know, Afro her if like a girl gets a perm
or a boy gets a perm once he gets wet.
Yeah, it's. What boys?
Are getting it's tiny 3 so so once once ever heard is
straightened once it gets wet then it's curly.
Right, right, right. That's why you see a lot of
black guys with umbrellas. All the guys, all black guys in
Hollywood don't have to have a meeting with the community.
Actually, it's a lot of minorities in Hollywood.
Yeah. Yeah.
You don't like, as a German theatre town, I'm seeing people
from all backgrounds. Yeah, London.
Yeah, is this the real Hollywood?
But you know, the common denominator is all rich.
It don't matter. No one courage about the
necessary. It's like, how much do you make
per annum you're in there is where you live.
Is this world rich people go to saddle?
No, I don't think people move to Hollywood.
And you're just from Hollywood. Yes, I don't think people what
some people do probably, but like I don't know, it's like I
think you have to be born into it.
I don't think I don't think you could ever make enough money to
buy a house here. You know what I mean?
I can't had to move out yet. This stay here.
It's a tread and water like you got a thank.
Thanks, Tony. Thank you.
Thank you, Mitt. Well.
Where would you if you had the Leave Belfast and where would
you move to? Say you got.
Say you got perfect. Now Hollywood, Say you got you
can't. Afford to stay in it, they have.
No time say you got put out but they were really dead on about
it and went we'll give you £1,000,000. £1,000,000.
Yeah, they come to your door to go, you default and get out.
But to go, we're giving you 100 grand a year.
But. Ram umbrellas every day no where
would I go? Were you able to family in
London? Would you go there?
You stay here. Well, can I tell you something
London? Is 1,000,000 even enough to stay
in London? Can I tell you something someone
said to me in London the first time I went over?
So when I started getting over there, I didn't my first gig on
about 19 or something and I was all scared.
No, you know, just because like the tube and stuff.
Well, that too, but like more about the tube, like the train,
I didn't know where to go and they're like, I'll just jump off
a bank and then jump on the central line on just just I just
want to go to the place I need to go.
And then I was standing waiting on a train and a guy came on
like middle-aged guy came with a handlebar moustache and pitcher
and I blow moustache came up to me and I thought he wanted
directions and I was taking my headphones out to go.
I thought I'm not from here. And I took my head from it and
the guy said, what parent did you get that top lip from?
And I have thought about it every day since.
No, but I still think about that every day because I did.
Have an old real top lip who did to get it from?
Eh God, this is Cupid. Boom, this is.
I do have a great. Help your moment that he's not
claiming. Yeah, Cupid Bull, Johnny Bull.
But yeah, it was just, it was just, I always thought about
that. They were London when Tyrone was
fighting in the golden contract and loads of us all went to
Watson afterwards. We wanted for no like partying
and Podrick McCrory was was with me and my cousin's normal went
there and then club and he was so scared.
That's why I said because we're all stabbed.
Me tell her he was gone. Tell me where we're going.
I said just relax, you'll be all right.
This is fucking you. May as well be in Belfast
because no, everyone was over for the fits.
I just don't want to get stabbed.
Went up to the night club and the branch was like you already
did project. I just don't want to get spot
stop. I just don't want to get.
I said about a middle intensive project.
No one is going to stop. Yeah, I mean, also being from
Belfast, I'm being scared. To go out in a different city is
mental. Because people automatically,
I'd say to Belfast, just think you're a maniac anyway.
If it seemed top boy before I went, I wouldn't go.
Yeah, I think well Top Boy was like the trend and show with the
team. Do you like it?
It's great, yeah. Brilliant.
So like top boy is in based and like Ryan Hackney, yes, and
that's where most of my family lives, so.
Now you remember the guy in Top Boy Who he used to always talk,
He's kind of sounds, Yeah, this Realty voice.
And he would be like, you need to go see Sugar.
Yeah. That guy, like really scary.
You need to go see Sugar. Sugar.
Yeah. And he's also, he had like dark
eye and he was just really scary.
What a scary guy. Me and Dave, Ellie one night out
in London doing a gig and went out after.
And this guy Ellie, we were with a friend of a friend, Joe
Anthony Boyle, who's an actor from from West Belfast.
Brilliant doctor. Yeah, he, he's me.
It's this guy who had written for Top Boy and he got chatting
to me and Dave and we were like, we love Top Boy.
And I was like, I had to stop myself doing like a voice,
right, because I was like where we talk about get a feed, right?
And I don't know if I can do that but cut that out again.
What was had to get the feed, get the feed?
Right. He's the Liverpool gang or.
You get the feed. I say all the time, people like
no, no, no people. Will you go farmer?
I get the beat. Right off, right?
Right. Let's be serious.
Right? Let's cut.
No, no, no. Let's cast this.
Right.
You're a casting agent. OK.
I want to be in top boy all right, which just for the kick
off, I might not get a role right, but I I don't care about
anything. I think I'm not good an actor.
I can get a role. So Shane could be here.
Where's the food farm? Yeah, you've given me permission
to this. OK, maybe you say.
OK. Where's your food farm?
You get the feed there's. No need for every I'll ever do.
You might feel cats. Sigh.
Shit. Ratsy.
Looking to go in another direction.
OK, My mom. Yeah, we'll don't find a cell
phone. All right.
I love Top Boy anyway. Me and TFC, that's my only line
in it, but I'm in it all the time.
But umm, Oh yeah, right. So that's so me and Dave don't
really get a lot. We're not big drinkers, but
we've done a good gig in London. This may be like 9 months or
some and we're drunk. We were this guy and he goes, it
was funny enough. He basically says to us in a
roundabout way in the in the new series, the top boy there might
be like an Irish gang, right? He hints out he goes.
Can't tell you too much. And I said me and Dave, I was
like, we genuinely like we would like to be in it.
And he goes right. And he was with a girl who's a
director. And I said, if you would use
like tell us if you think we'd be good for it.
And they were like, I swear to God, the guy goes pretend you're
an Irish gang. I mean that we were walking from
one party another and me and Dave went no worries.
And we started doing that voice and they get like the girl
wasn't laughing and the guy's like, and I, we're made.
They were deadly serious. And then the morning after.
Comedians. The morning after Dave went, why
did we not do our own voices for that?
Would it be an Irish gang? And I was like wait for a.
While and get defeat. But that guy, but sorry, the
reason I tell this is that guy go ice me and Dave said we love
that guy. Who says sugar like we love that
guy. Yep.
And then he goes, he's my best mate.
And I said what? He goes, he was up my win.
And I said I said I never asked you to do this, but we would
love to get like a video message from just saying like Shane and
Dave, like you know what's happening?
Well, I play it. I'll.
See if I still have it, Dave. So the night goes on and the
egos, I don't know. That guy's like, you know, he's
quite a private guy. Like he normally wouldn't.
He wouldn't kind of do stuff like that.
November 2022. Was that this year?
Did you sound a video views on? No, thank God.
No, no, no. Send.
I'll send. Brand, but Dundee.
I'm playing but Dundee. I'm the but don't.
I'm part of the but don't they gang?
Get the. Bird, Bob, Bob Boy, I'll get,
I'll show, I'll show you. Tony's getting good at that in
there, ET lady, I'm supposed to be going to see Elton John
tonight. My kids aren't well, so we might
not. Giving me your tickets.
I'm scalping tickets. That was my first ever concert.
Elton John was it? Yep.
Was it good when? Fucking unreal.
Do you know why I was so good? Because I just seen Lion King
and I didn't care about it like my mom took me and then he
started doing Can you Feel the Love tonight and Circle of Life
And I lost my I was in the middle of the marsh pit.
It was that storm. It was outdoor and it was
lovely. When was this?
Oh, 96 or something off the top of my head.
What was your first ever concert?
50 Cent. 2004 was. He in Ulster Hall.
No, in the Odyssey it was the second time because the first
time he came was the Ulster Hall.
Henry threw it all dollar bills with his face on.
Right. Because when I was in school my
teacher went and he had the fog and hang up on the wall and when
I was in first and I said fuck you don't know what they.
Said that's a gangster removed from the teacher.
And then when he came back, right we went, but you had to be
over 16. The goal nor like ended
astounding. But I was 14, so I was buzzing
for Yeah. And then I didn't get asked
right here. Yeah.
And then it was just. It was unreal.
It's one of the best concerts, I suppose.
The 1st. 14. Yeah.
At those gigs, there's always an unbelievable support lineup.
Yeah, so this one was unreal because it was for these hand
all, it's a, you know, for lawyer banks young buck. 28 or
was. He.
He was. Something D wing and then miss
yes he's just saying miss to the image so he come with George mob
deep all for. Miss eh, well, I only knew
really welcome back and then I heard.
We start going back the way. What's that other miss song?
I listen to it all the time, no. I haven't begging.
More money, more problems. No, it's just miss eh?
Bad boy. No.
By. The way I'm going like this,
that might be it. You made me feel so good, you
know? Yeah, that, that.
And who's the other one? Oh, Mob Deep.
Mob Deep and friggin. Shoot, was there ever a Shook
Ones Part 1? Because I only know Shook Ones.
Part 2, Yeah. There's Part 1 update was like
see, for me, being like a of real hip hop head.
I was loving it then, because these were all like freaking
like my guess. I was listening to you would
never yes, thought would come the like the odyssey.
You have to love the Odyssey coming here and begin built
because it's just brought so many big acts.
There was a guy I went to school with, there was here below me.
He said his dad on the, you know, he just joined the school
and he went might that way one from Hollywood and he goes he's
like any concerts and he's just trying to fit in his first year.
He goes any concerts anybody wants to go to, tell me or if
you like an artist, I'll get my dad a book.
He's lying. Like what?
Do you say get album? Get me Two out in front row.
I'd love to be front row. I'm row 19, adult I.
Sent out movie on DM so that we'd love to get the home.
We're mental. We're 10 out of 10 mental.
Doesn't you have the fucking cost and.
Why not give it a go? Do you know about my Snoop Dogg
Jamie story? Who's Jamie exactly?
Over COVID, I was DM and people because you could get them on
Zoom and I was just going for anybody that I liked and I was
copy and paste in a message, right?
You know, just being like, here's what the podcast is.
We'd love to have you on, but I was changing the first name, you
know. Hi.
Blah blah blah, hey. But I just messaged Jamie Fox
before. So I messaged Snoop Dogg and was
like, what's up, Jamie? Would you come and do How
disrespectful with that same. Just call him Jamie.
Look, I was like, you can do a podcast.
He. Never got I was for.
Who else have you like Reached for the Stars with Because I
message. Elton John.
Snoop Dogg. Alan, John.
I heard was Snoop. I heard you could have got him
but you would have to pay a lot of money to get him on.
That's I heard as well because. He's like a ground for a meet
and greet. Yeah.
Hello. 1200 they call the Maiden before the concert I was at.
The concert was brilliant. I heard people smoking marijuana
at that, is that true? See, I'm not a third day.
Look like it's head. Oh, if I was there limited, see
during the host pipeline, I got four people put inside over
there, yeah. No.
Footage to the PSL, maybe tomorrow.
But now see, Snoop was when we started a podcast.
I was sold one. I was like, listen, we want
Snoop because my my wife forgot me Snoop Dogg things.
That's my favourite rapper of all time.
Yes, and so the concert was meant to be before COVID and
then I get cancelled. Was he was that before COVID?
You've been waiting, sitting pretty.
I've been waiting for Elton for five years.
So that's it was like me with Snoop and then I get pulled on
and put back again and put back and put back.
Well, so I sent them with fog and DM and then on his Instagram
was like a thing a number, right?
So I text the fog of a mag and almost start getting messages
from all 2. You've went over here in the
nice little car. So the only thing that stopped
you getting snooped was? Credit no fog of and then
Santa's way for fucking emails sent for well just anyone sent
our our lab seems fucking in the music.
I said can you get in contact with snoops people just tried
pull it every stop and then at the concert at the end of it.
I was a great. Let me just follow and hang back
here. See see any of the team straggle
a little bit missing this foul walking past and he had like a
big accreditation. It was gold.
Obviously as part of the team. It's not like a normal for him
my scissor. But here are you part of the
camp, part of Snoop's camp? And he says, yeah, man, yeah.
And I said what? It is made, you know, podcast.
It's pretty popular, you know, And we've been trying to get
Snoop. If I she and Todd all right,
all. Right, that is when one of my
messages when I remember recent guests, she and Todd, Jimmy
Nesbitt and John Collins, Snoop's.
Going to say that Go. A word Todd Price to swell up.
Well, I say how their my mom was like, I think he thought it was
kind of bullshit and then he says I've heard that he's not
going money, but like I'm going, but we can get him.
You know the best way to Belfast has the alpha and he's like all
right, that'll do it. That'll do it by his bullshit.
The guy can't get weed fight slow boxer rocks and obviously,
hey man, take my Instagram with the exchange details and I was
like, fuck, I text her, get fucking ready, snoops come long
tomorrow, phone solo's me song, clear the schedule song.
And then I just when he leaving says your mom's like, I'm not
sure man, and then talking a little bit more and he's like
we're leaving first thing in the morning.
I was like, oh fuck, it's no good to anyone.
Snoop's coming up at 6:00. AM clear the schedule he can.
Do a continent for breakfast like you can just lift it and
then quickly do the grab and go. Now let me ask you this as a pro
boxer station that comes on the podcast and and you know, he's
got the way you, you know, you might or might.
Not insult you have. To but he goes.
Come on man, you want to hit it? 100%.
But then will you not get him percent?
Stop being I'm willing. I'm willing to take the head.
The bar, the board at the board will strike you off.
I don't know. I don't know how I'll take the
bomb the. Name What would the bomb be?
Six months from, but it's not that bad.
Just rest me. Like an injury.
Like if I'd done the pod without them and he offers me.
But no fucking like I was there because I've seen Mike Tyson
saying as biggest regret ever was not smoking weed with Tupac,
Tupac, Alfred, him hang, but he's boxed.
But what's is it so UFC feathers can smoke weed?
Is that right? No well serves fucking there's
so many different rules and ways around, but out of out of
competition. I think recreational drugs, you
know, I don't know if they're alert, but they're like poppers
or, you know, the other ragged. Snoops guy, I can get this guy
the best poppers in the straight here.
It's got the connection. They came all the way from
Hollywood. No, but I think recreational
drugs are OK. Are the competition right?
Competition that you're fucking obviously any performance
enhancers or game over the the bomb?
I think I think it's six months and then it depends on my
attempt. First offence like the six
months and then yes, nor 1. It gets worse and worse.
What percentage of people do you think spoof when I say things
like, oh, didn't check a label on this or I thought this was
this are four and five people telling the truth or like Connor
Ben, he said he had too many eggs, didn't he?
How many eggs is too many eggs exactly?
No, no. How many eggs is too many eggs
in one sitting in? One sitting.
Can I be honest 3. Yeah, 3 is a like personal yeah.
That's a aggressive breakfast order when he shows up.
I mean it gets a scramble and a fried and gets a boil and a
post. Gets a fry but all the bacon,
sausage, bread and give me 17 eggs.
Like see when it comes to sport, I think it's annual all everyone
is Dublin. Like Lance Armstrong, like the
guy I remember when we were juniors boxing and we used to
have a sports psychologist come in and say Lance Armstrong done
this and no like a better mentality.
But then it turned out he was Jason and then had the ball
right back the like 25th place or something because everyone
else was Susan, right, Right. And then in boxing, if you look
at the top 10 heavy wits out of the top 10, have you it's I
think like three of them haven't been called the one and the
judge was the the only one or the elite heavy wits.
You have caught the one so they're all added and it's just
that I think that's a reason why Irish professional boxing is so
far behind the UK, because in the amateurs like.
We can't get the dope. They can't nobody knows there's
no no one knows her to what dope to take like nobody knows what
isn't performs in Hudson her to take it doesn't like.
But like, nobody knows his There's no, no he's not there
were. Just a fella.
There's just some guy like. I don't know any Irish
freighters who use performance in Hanson.
I've never been offered performance in Hanson.
But like in England and in America and in Eastern Europe,
like those guys who specialise and look, we're going to give
you this much, the doses, the mosque and agents and all that.
So if you look at Amazon boxing, Ireland is a top ten in the
world, top five in the world. Amateurs.
Nobody can get nares. Then when the term pro,
everyone's fucking bitter, Alex. And all these countries never
boxed amateur. Like the legs are kind of like.
And he hasn't, he hasn't, he hasn't paid his dues in Ulster
Hall, you know what I mean? But.
He's fake bitches. I've had him.
I don't want it. I won't.
Find one. Up your egg.
But I remember when Collar Band first turned pro, there was a
fuck out per Kitty hasn't got it.
And then just next thing he was fucking the animate and I was
I've even tweeted as one. He's the most improved boxer
I've ever seen and the and everyone, he's world class all
of a sudden and then next thing is this guy's either dope tests
and then he's trying to. He's either doping or he's empty
in the hen house. Yeah, and and you know what he
had egg thing. He didn't even say it right
there was the WBC come and says are we suspect this cause of too
many eggs? But I think Connor brands come
and said he's a vegan. Let's see, if I'm in, I go.
It is the eggs I'm mental for. I know I have to fuck me.
That's right. Yeah, yeah.
It's getting eggs, breakfast, lunch and dinner, but I didn't.
Sport is just well. If you see the UFC fighters like
people I know the two MMA I had a competition they I maybe said
too many Amser I'm said MMMA and.
My. Massive mixed martial arts.
See the way those guys had a competition, Can smoke weed,
take mushrooms. Who's the mushroom?
Kiss the shit out of me, but not that they're allied.
What I'm asking is if if the rules of boxing were different,
is that something I'd account you would do?
Well, not really see like in terms of like wait and that I've
never let enjoyed the feeling of being stoned.
Like the only time, obviously when I was a kid experiment that
not loads of times, once or twice, maybe 3-10.
And then I just I just never liked the feeling and of when
I've called it Jamaica, then I would have a couple smokes, but
just because it's like when in Rome, yes, you're not in Rome,
you're in Jamaica, but you know what I mean.
And then like, it's not something that I like the
feeling of. And then I've never, I've never
took any eggs or anything or like mushrooms or fucking
heroin. I think I'd be into the idea of
mushrooms. Imagine if you were like, I've
done anything like just bar heroin of the old bit of heroin
like, you know. Mushrooms.
I was always like, was like that, David.
And then somebody told me if you take a mushroom, it never leaves
your system. So you could be driving down the
road 10 years later or next thing.
I haven't. I feel like it's not what it was
probably, McDonald told you. No, it was a friend the man it
was a friend, but it's not even like solid information.
It's just man. It's apparently like it on
labour system yes and I go I don't even want to take a chance
don't like driving down driving up the Hollywood and yet that
you're in a car crisis yes so. I like the idea of mushrooms I
think. But I would love to try out the
Mt but Rogan always talks about. You know what?
Is that a hallucinogenic? No, it's like a Wasco or
whatever. Oh, that's totally that.
I hate the idea because you book, you go when you people are
like, I know. But yeah, you're never you heal
all this stuff in your past. You're broken off some some
followed by the hair we've got. I don't think that's the right.
I'll pass. Yeah, you don't want to be doing
Ayawaska Atlanta. In the flats.
I've a retreat what I. Mean so, but if if it was ever
you know the right sentence, I would definitely yes give it a
go. Because I wonder, do like when
you retire from any sport and then you have the opportunity to
try stuff like that and you don't have to watch what you
drink and that kind of thing, do people just go a bit overboard?
And then I did it for so long. Yeah.
But I guess, I guess if the thing you do is weed, then
that's not bad. Well, it's not for me.
My my voice is alcohol. Not that I'm an alcoholic.
Feel like I've been. Your advice is being.
Booze up. Yeah, booze up when I lose wrong
the booze, but like responsibly like I have.
What's your table? Rum and coke or brown lean Coke
and Guinness. It's not that I'm one of them
guys will drink anything, but I love Guinness.
I recommend. Coke.
I love ran Nephew and you love what ran nephew Rum.
I think Jamaican rum, but it's I.
Genuinely think you said my red nephew.
A red nephew. See.
See I never drank as a teenager or anything because obviously
chasing the dream. So I worked in a in a bar and
then when I got the like 18 then no.
Did you ever work in a bar before?
Yeah, or in a restaurant that had a bar.
So you know what then they all said after and have a drink.
Yes, we did that. So like I started working around
15 nights to sit on but I never drank.
But then when I got the attainment egg red, mom would
get the paint. So it was like a wee old man's
bar. Yes.
So everyone drank Guinness and brownie so that was my drinking
like the both of them were grip Guinness brown in syndrome so
and I that's why I started drinking my oh fuck sake we are
but it starts Yep who schooled me and then at my family parties
like to meet people or Caribbean people just drink rum.
All of him so yes, always drinking ran after you and it's
so strong, like it's over proof from but it's just even the
smell of it just makes me takes me back the good times and yes,
and then you end up having more good times.
See, I see when I see like on Instagram, if you're like over
in London or you know, you're with your family and it's a big
gathering sort of stuff, I go, I'd like, I'd like our
atmosphere. Yeah, I like our five.
I like the way everybody. 'S dressed people like, even
like my arm. Just looks like always like fun.
Like it looks like everyone's always having fun.
Fun My family is a fun a fun family.
What's the gym? What's the what would be like
the typical Jamaican culture in terms of is it a but is it
mostly about families? It's obviously a lot about.
Music oh, like, see, my so my family are on what we say.
They're all like a big church family.
So my granny, my granny, grandda, my grandda is like the
pastor and a Pentecostal chart. I might have told this before
and I was doing so. So all my aunties and cousins
all grew up in the church. All my aunties were all born
again. Loads of my cousins were born
again. So the church, I think has kind
of kept the family like tight because you know, when things
get hard, everyone turns to God under and that you know that
upbringing. And so it's smart.
You know, you meet people that don't even know their cousins
And yes, yeah, Tyrone has loads of cousins and he doesn't even
know all their names, whereas the M tape with all my cousins,
I think it's as well all like they're all sisters.
So I think know all my aunt these my grind on the head like
8 girls and one boy, right, and I think people are closer to
their mommy safe. So not like sisters help these
hard main than main the kids. And also yes, like if it had
have been like 8 boys, I don't think the cousins would have
knew each other too much right at the way they are.
So all my cousins are almost like siblings and I'm an only
tale. So I have bounced around.
Yeah, everyone. Because I remember Party saying
when he did London with you, brought you over and you just
did the show, there was, I think you were talking about the
podcast. It was Load your family there.
The atmosphere was brilliant. Yeah, it was brilliant.
It was brilliant. So I'm fortunate to have a
certain family. I want to talk about the about
whisking white live. You did the Devonish live in
front of hundreds of people. We do not run together with the
what's available. It was the Devonish show.
It was a Christmas, Yeah, extravaganza.
So I remember doing our first Paul live.
I'm being very nervous because you just do it like this.
It's all very controlled the audience.
So how did you feel doing it there?
Like a packed up. I felt OK, like I was up for it
and you know, like was excited for her own was frigging a
bundle of nerves. Like he was shaking himself all
week and then that day was just really anxious.
Yes, and then once he got up he was OK, he said, but he had a
couple of drinks before and then not like he was getting nervous.
So it's having to be drunk like fuck having an R1 and having an
R1 right. So he got himself the and nice,
you know like tipsy levels that they live it.
So he said the next time he doesn't think he's going to even
bother drinking because. I wouldn't.
Ease. It's not the unknown that
everyone's a skirt of stuff, but it was brilliant.
Then the crowd was ready and all and everyone had a few times, so
we're definitely going to do another one again.
Before I ask you more about it, the temple I was going to
recommend Rum and Doctor Pepper. With ice.
Yeah, the temple that I have to recommend, which is my new
favourite drink now. Dragon Claw Whiskey.
Unbelievable. He's Chris's Bernard.
He's. From around here I know.
We're not in case. Yeah, you've got a bottle.
Let's see no ball. Can't see it?
But but surely if I tell it I have it, I'll be enough?
Have you even scarred people pretend have Dragon Ball before?
Yeah. I can't lift the heavy from my
hand. The dragon clothes are dragon
clothes actually sponsoring or Paul cost Yes and then Chris
while again superstar had twist. Have you seen this motor?
Yeah. She flies with Hollywood and
like what I would call like a very cool hillbilly truck.
You lost her, told me. The coolest man in Hollywood.
You want to competition. I don't know if it was the.
Coolest man. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry. Or the coolest man in Hollywood.
But there was no yeah, but there's no, there's no coolest
man in Hollywood competition. Maybe it was an I am what he
wanted. I wouldn't care about the
coolest man then I if we're talking about the coolest man in
Hollywood. I think it was.
This freaking guy right here. It was you lost.
You fucking lost. I couldn't.
I'm the coolest guy in Hollywood, so.
People say oh. Look, I can do this.
Chris is Chris is a facial eggs, a facial come do it, but he
Chris is very good. I'm not good one ending, but
it's great. The dragon close grip he gave he
gave us because there's all different additions.
So there's one forget what the first one is.
Then there's one fennison Jamaican ROM cast and then one
fennison. The Tennessee Sherry cost was
absolutely grip. Do you have you have people
asked to do the podcast and then you're like, no, we can't.
Does that make sense? As in I have you been offered?
Have you been offered? Todd keeps on.
Have you been offered anybody that sings in public?
You know when we first started. Do you know?
Of course. Well, I didn't know who he was
before, like when we first started the like, maybe like 2
episodes in. So the first two guests was
Patty McDonald and then Patty Lee.
Yeah. So like, fuck who we're going to
get next. Some ways we'll get your mom.
Is he? Is he someone who shall not be
named on the show? I think people, I think people
would know him. I.
Don't know who I'm talking. I don't want well.
I don't want to get all this. Your goble, but we'll get him
on. I went to Fox app and then,
well, do you not know him back on Tech Talk doing all this
shit? And I don't know, but I don't
want to get somebody on who don't know who's like, yeah,
yeah, you don't have a good story.
Yeah, you don't. You don't want to get somebody
on for the sake of it or if you don't like what to do, Like we
got asked to do this podcast at a festival thing, right?
Like a local industry type thing and they went, Oh, you could get
and it was a could be like a YouTube like a girl is YouTube
from here who like probably has 20 times to follow on that this
podcast or I have and they were like she huge.
She has these. Numbers.
What are you going to talk about?
Exactly. I was like, I know, but I don't
think we'd have much. I don't get.
I don't. I don't doubt she'd.
Be I know you're talking about we call it I don't forget her
name. I don't know, but at the
beginning we still are at the beginning, but when we were
trying to know like think a guess yes, I was just going to
look see you had big phones and that was huge.
I might fuck look at this. What we're going to talk about,
but are these are ringing. Hold on, we'll answer it.
Put him. On speaker.
Hello, I'm on team with me here. We're recording live.
Say hello. Say hello to sugar scenes.
Tyrone, Tyrone, yes, the Cardigan from the live podcast.
Would you be open to sell on that?
That's a spirit. I like it.
I just, I just, I don't know, I would love, I would love to have
it because I miss my granda. All right, don't be selling it.
A lot of people, he's got dogs. Mom was rocking the Jerry Adam
show. What the fuck?
It looked like a Jerry Adam. It.
Looked like a Jerry Adams. Probably come out and that's the
first thing, says fucking Terry Adams.
Look like Jerry had done a collab with her.
I actually take the weight. Her own dress is very good.
Like. Yeah.
Do I like about the weight? Her own dress, you don't give a
fuck. Yeah.
It's just like, this is what I'm wearing.
And he rocks it like. But yeah, as was saying, the
girl Thrones gone. What are we going to talk about?
Like. But what I mean?
So yeah, we want interest in people to come on.
Do you have a wee bit of a something to talk to user?
Not even to stop mentoring. She doing her own like I know
nothing about her. Like, she could well be a
brilliant podcast guest, but it was described into this person
on the thing that it would be a way better podcast with a
comedian. Yeah.
Someone you could talk to it like just someone that you
already have a bit of a link with or something.
Or something that's like what I found out.
I want someone who either I'm in president or Thrones interested
in. Yeah, So it's like you're into
the conversation. Don't want to be sitting alone.
So, Shane. You've got a film coming out and
all that. Like I, I, I worry about if we
got bigger name guests on this, say from the UK or something.
Do you lose a better? I know.
Do you lose a better connection with the audience?
Is it? I don't know both.
I think like if you could, it depends what they're like if
they were. Something can we talk about kind
of two Divas in the studio? Can we?
That's why me and Elton could have on the podcast be 22 old
deers just turn strips off each other.
Can we talk about this? You the when I when I did
whiskey and white, you were talking about getting offered
something that was on the night of the live podcast and I said
do that, do the thing. Could you talk about that and
what how did that end up? So what happened?
Tyrone was out with kneecap and the guy who was I think he wrote
the film. He says, listen, I would love
you and Tommy to be in this movie.
I've got a part for above is. Is it in the kneecap film?
In the kneecap. Right, I didn't know was that.
So says if I've got this part for you, I would love use the
like it's made for the it's like a Geo fucking blah, blah, blah.
So I was like your Fortnite says I so the Santa scripts sent
everything and it's a big. Movie like a.
Big film. And then we went and had a
meeting with with this guy and. He's he's director or something
like producer. Director or a writer, right?
Can't remember, but he was like so this is no leg gave us
everything what was going on and what deposit is and who's going
to be in it and all this shit he says.
So this is the guy you're going to be acting with.
Hills resultation tape was a brilliant audition says so
YouTube thrown you back that we were before you're doing stand
up now the roads yours. You don't have the altation, the
high we're in. Plan heavy.
Yeah. And then it's all, everything
was all good. And then it starts having the
dates and stuff. So one of my really good friends
was getting married on the 23rd. And I says, is there any dates?
This is before they sent those while the filming was is there
any dates that you can't do? And I says the 23rd of March my
friends get married, says right, we'll come back then and says
the 23rd is actually one of the dates that we need filming.
And they kept going. It's a big a big a list actor.
And no, like it didn't as if they hadn't already told me who
it was right. And we can only work around him
wrong. Would you be willing to forego
the waggon? And I says, yes.
And and then so the ball cap rolling.
And then they they emailed me and says, we see you're doing a
live podcast on the 24th. That's also another.
Would you be able to change the podcast?
And I says, no, could he change? Could we just no shoot on a
different day and hold on. Well, let's let's check.
And then we went to the family saying, I says, look, we're
going to be in the film with here we go mega Fassbender,
could you change it? We can't change it.
And then it's all me and Tyrone had a discussion about what
we're going to do and I forget about it.
Like this is we're trying to build our own thing, like make a
fast banner Brennan opportunity. But you know, let's think about
the bigger picture, like we're going to be in the we sing with
him. You don't even know like how
it's going to work. So let's just focus on ourselves
and build this and this opportunity.
I'll come back round. Suppose as well they're not
guaranteed to use that scene. I don't know.
The Michael Odd didn't make the final cut.
Yeah. So it was like it was, it was a
difficult decision. And when you come on and we told
you what you were like, listen, just change the podcast.
Just change the show. And my, my, my rationale was it
wasn't like the day before. Yeah, right.
And I thought the people who are coming to see your fans.
Yeah. They would go to the next day.
Yeah, who would love to if they knew you got offered that they
would be like you have to do that and we'll do it this date.
But I totally get there's two. Reasons for bad things like, you
know, we're going all in with podcasts, so like we're not
going to take bend over for. For fast.
And fast bend. We're not going to fast bend for
the band. If I knew he needed some on the
band. He would be here.
I'd be. Like see, when I I dug my head
then because we went and got a costume fit and everything and
it was all, everything was rolling.
And and then I says, look, we can't see this.
And I read we're going to see if we can do a different day.
And I might say, Thomas, talk about guns.
We're still going to get it and then come back and says, so I'm
going to have to recast. You got me and Dave Elliott.
Good luck. The show.
To play heavies, I show up what's what's 1 of the lines or
something like what do you have to do?
What was the name? We're part of the the the RAAD
or what? Was it something an organisation
against drugs? We're part of the.
Yeah. RRAAD and then something like
that. There was the main guy.
See you know what? See the script.
I just scroll over the script and I am like I don't read the
script, script reads me. Yeah, imagine me showing up at
your door. We're coming to get you.
We're part of. This.
Yeah, and the hang. Put your seat belt on it.
Would sound waste actual if I went put this blindfold on like
it wouldn't sound hard well. No, I'm actually see after the
show was such a success, Yeah, I was like.
Well, that's OK if at the. End of it, you were.
At peace with it there. That's a mean thing.
But it wasn't a difficult decision.
The The Falcon I audition back because it's like a yeah, it's
such an A less celebrity. I I audition all the time.
I auditioned last week for something.
Auditioned this morning for something busy.
Yeah, but is that what do you want to go and be an actor now?
Or I'd like to do a wee bit of it, Yeah, if I can.
I'm trying to do it, but I don't know if I'm good at it.
But I didn't know this the audition last week.
What was the last week? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't
say. Last week was oh, here's why I
don't think I'll get the one I dish for last.
Week. It's for.
It's for McDonald's. Get the feed.
I'm loving it brother. Loving it, loving it, loving it
like this. The role was.
Here's the role, early man. So that's why I don't think
we'll get it. What do you mean?
Burley. Burley like big and Burley.
But for the addition tip, I thought he was like this.
She thought, eh, yeah, just. Had off all those all success
no. I'm on the corner band that I'm
19 eggs before and then the one of this for today was a Dublin
accent. I actually think I said the boys
after I said I'm better at this accident on my own.
That's him. Oh, no, Jesus, I would do a lot.
No, it was not. It was.
No, no, no, I can't. I don't want that.
I'll be on bar. You're on the Prizer.
I'll be on bar from over there but.
It was good but I thought relax it was good but see the dubs the
fat fucking terrible. Let's brave.
But then but see the rule right? You know, there's still even
saying they don't say anyone. The the character accent is
South Dublin and as if I'm going to go all right, because I was
really going to do a N Dublin accent there.
Oh, of course, but I don't know a difference.
Do you know that when you went down so like.
South Dublin would be like more middle class would.
Yeah. So it is like almost like an
English accent, but not on the accent like I don't.
Know I went for the McGregor. What's the story I'll.
Get it? I'm go get it.
Hopefully that's weird. And we're gonna wrap up, but
Whisking White comes out what day every week.
Wednesdays. Wednesday.
So I every Wednesday. What you gonna do for your next
life? The next level on the whole,
we've got big, big aspirations where to come to Fritz, and I
think we will, but we've got big ideas, so we need to sit down
and get it all planned together. I'll message Snip again for you.
Jimmy. Listen, the boys missed your
last time, but will you tell me about what we have launched and
will tell? Me.
Yeah, I'll tell you off off camera.
And folks, don't forget the get on the website
whiskeyandwait.com for the merchandise movie daughter Drew.
So we'll put it on. I was about to say, did you do
that? No, no, I was.
I was with daughter, somebody tweeted.
I've known I've was promoted on on Twitter because them are two
jumpers, because we've got hoodies and somewhere and cabs.
No, them jumpers are brilliant, but I wait 1 pace, complete pace
ways of my we go through it. I'm so sorry mate.
I'm going to buy 2. He bought 2.
So you know what I would hire your daughter to do with
hindsight, if we go back in time, remember in school you had
tea tiles and you threw yourself and then it went, you know, this
my school, right? Here's what they would do.
Everyone was running back doing foglets in my school.
You draw yourself, then that goes on the tea tile of
everybody in the school. All the classrooms are split up
and your own wee portraits on it.
If your daughter was doing mine, I'd have been delighted.
Yeah, I will try and find mine when we can.
Bring it in if you can see it and they can't wear it.
So I would say that's me, that's Tom.
But she then read whiskey and wet for Goodnight.
Tom drew that. I like it away.
The drawn's Canon or like Scatti.
So I'm just going to like, yes, kind of scribble it down, but I
like it's going good. I'd wear one of those.
Get on the website. Tommy, cheers always check out
whiskey and white Gen Genuinely one of the best.
I know it's you were mentioned, like users still new to it's
still probably a new podcast. It's by far one of the best.
It's excellent. I I'm a listener as well as like
a fan. You know, it's only my episode
of Heard. But but you know what, that's
the leading? Well, no parties is no more on a
minute, but you're just creeping up.
You know what? You overtook your beloved Jimmy.
Jimmy Nez. But.
Here at Jimbo. Maxi wait them the net.
We're going for a few beers. Oh yeah.
Genuinely. We're out.
We're. Out he says don't be saying
this. He's a little bit there's a
there's a thing on for don't need for that.
He will bake dinner so he's gone so me and him just contend the
go. Would you get them a lift there
and the damage? You're gonna lift that.
Well. I think you're booty.
Listen, there's all rooms. You can't get them, but you
don't fit him. Nah, Jimmy.
Mom is a bad news, huh? Come down there, that's what.
He's here. Oh fuck.
It's Elton or Jimmy or Elton. Jimmy Guy says.
See you next time. Cheers.