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October 8th and 9th. 
Zippers welcome, welcome to 

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this. 
Friday's episode of the Tea With

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Me podcast. 
I am also. 

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You've just tuned in, but you're
going, hey, man, why is there a 

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guy with a lawnmower in the same
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Nope, It's the builders that are
working near me despite the 

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coronavirus, and they're just 
doing business as usual. 

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And I can't really go up to them
and say, guys, I know you're 

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trying to finish all this work 
before you have to take. 

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A7 year break, but I'm trying to
do my podcast and they'll all go

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what's a fucking podcast? 
And I'll go I'm talking I'm 

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talking to the computer and 
what's that what you're talking 

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about? 
It's called Oh my God, I can't 

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even deal with you. 
It's called tea with me. 

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I'm having tea with the 
listeners, you know, and it's 

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weird having to explain a 
podcast, but the podcast is here

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and also. 
It's back in its glorious video 

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format. 
No, a couple of minutes ago I 

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sat I'm doing this in the spare 
room in my house and I set up 

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the camera, I set up the 
microphone into the computer and

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honestly, I had a wee moment. 
Where I nearly. 

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Cried because I was so proud of 
me. 

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You know, in this fucked up time
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sometimes it's going to be about
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And I looked around and I was 
like, I've managed to do this 

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Now a lot of people are going, 
you should be able to do it, 

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man. 
You should be able to do it. 

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But honestly? 
I get boys to do it for me, OK? 

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I get boys to do it that know 
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Big Mike, Dan, Aaron Butler, all
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Guys that I know, they know what
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to. 
My job is to look cute and talk 

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and I can just about do that. 
But today I've set it all up 

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myself and I feel. 
Fantastic. 

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Now it'll probably come out like
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You know I know me. 
I'll mug myself off. 

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I'll put. 
Some sort of effect on it and 

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it'll come out totally wrong and
I'll have filmed it back to 

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front and we're not even 
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But don't worry about it. 
If you're watching the video 

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podcast, it's on YouTube, my 
YouTube channel. 

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She and Todd Comedy, I think, or
just she and Todd, you know 

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what? 
You'll find it. 

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You'll find that I believe in 
you and I'll give you a wee tour

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of the studio. 
We tried to do this earlier in 

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the week when I wasn't recording
video because see, I have a 

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GoPro and I was using that and 
then it didn't work. 

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And I, I actually have this 
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It's a bit like, I knew this 
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It's a psychological thing. 
I bought it and then it was 

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like, I'm going to fill them all
the time with it and I haven't, 

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but I'm going to start now. 
But I knew it was there and I 

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was like, no, I'm not good 
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And then something within me 
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start shooting. 
All right, not in like a 

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shooting boy, but like start 
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And that's exactly what I'm 
doing. 

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But you can actually see the Wii
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What's mad is I cleared this 
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I know I talked about this in 
the podcast earlier in the week,

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but I cleared this room out like
last week so that it can be a 

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nursery for our baby. 
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that, hey, it's a studio again, 
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The, the baby's just going to 
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different area. 
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move. 
I'm just going to keep 

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downsizing until I think I'm 
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under the stairs, you know? 
And I'm aware he wasn't churning

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out podcasts. 
You know, there's a least of his

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worries back then. 
My mom was just trying to just 

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trying to get through the week 
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Fucking what do you call that 
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Who was a? 
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Who's that guy in Harry Potter? 
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Dudley. 
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Exactly who it is, Harry Potter.
Potter, Dudley. 

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I hated that guy. 
Dudley. 

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What's his surname? 
Dudley Dirshly. 

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Fucking dickhead. 
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watching, you're a real piece of
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And Harry Potter went on to make
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I don't know if he did because I
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book, even though I had to, 
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It was just too many pages and 
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But if we look around in this, 
in the studio here, I've got 

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stroke spare room, but we're 
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We've got some shelves behind 
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OK, I've got some shelves. 
On it I have some football 

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medals, on it I have some camera
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I've got a doll of a basketball.
Player that I got whenever I was

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a kid, when I was in Florida, 
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a wee Oakland Raiders helmet. 
Again, I'm not into any of these

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sports. 
I'm not into basketball, I'm not

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into American football. 
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There's AT with me mug up there.
We've got an African drum and an

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old Man United scarf that my 
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So what more do we want? 
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I've got tea. 
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Drinking a lot of tea recently 
and I feel like we all are going

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to be drinking a lot of tea for 
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So the idea of tea with me is 
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you know, sometimes I have 
guests on. 

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I am going to figure out how to 
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But listen, it was difficult 
enough just doing this, so we'll

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take it one step at a time. 
But but Tea with Me is just a 

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podcast where ideally you make 
yourself a cup of tea or if 

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you're going to hell, you, you 
make a coffee and we just sit 

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down and shoot the shit talk 
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And hey, there's plenty to talk 
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But I don't really want to. 
I don't want to focus on the 

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coronavirus thing. 
I don't want to make it dominate

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the podcast because I mean, I 
think we're all not sick of 

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hearing about it because that 
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But I think we're all just like,
all right, what else is going 

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on? 
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we can just make up stuff. 
We can pretend that other things

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are important and I can't do you
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I've been out a lot recently. 
I mean, that's that already. 

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Will make people annoyed because
they'll be like you shouldn't 

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be. 
Listen, I'm going to isolated 

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places I can. 
Assure you of that. 

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But this and this morning we got
to go to a supermarket to do to 

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do a shop because and we got let
in and like a wee special 

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window, not like not like a 
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that it wasn't like someone 
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It was like me and I work here. 
Just come on in. 

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I'll sort it out because I like 
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No, there's a thing called, 
there's a thing called a 

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vulnerable shop, right? 
Where people that maybe can't 

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just go to the shops whenever 
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shop before the place opens. 
Brilliant idea. 

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We can avail of that because my 
wife is like pretty heavily 

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pregnant. 
So we thought we will go in, 

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we'll get some. 
Things we're not panicked by 

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them, but there is some stuff we
need to get and she doesn't 

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really, she doesn't want to be 
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stressful shopping environment 
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Also, you know I wouldn't be 
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I'm I'm the. 
Sort of guy, if my wife said can

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you get us a couple of chicken 
fillets and a pot of beans, I 

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would come back with beans. 
But they would be magic beans 

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that I'd bought from a man in a 
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She'd be like, what about the 
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And I would go, listen, I didn't
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what do you think of this? 
Kayak. 

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You know, and she would go, what
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That's, that's a mop. 
And I go, oh, no, I need to try 

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and get my money back, you know,
so I'm not allowed to really go 

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and do shops by myself. 
So it sort of worked out well. 

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But here's the kicker. 
I got really mugged off because 

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we go in to do the vulnerable 
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You know, my wife's got the 
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We're going in. 
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they only let one person in? 
Is only my wife going to be able

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I don't know what's going to 
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I walked in in front of her 
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Because I'm a feminist and I 
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through doors because that's old
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We shouldn't. 
I don't hold doors anymore as a 

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man. 
I walk through 1st to. 

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Set an example and I walk on 
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lady at the front of the 
supermarket basically making 

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sure that people aren't ripping 
the OR sort of it and just 

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coming in to do their shopping 
when they're like perfectly able

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to just go anytime. 
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I give her like a nod and say 
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Hello, Sir. 
I look around to basically gnaw 

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that this is my wife. 
As you can see, she's really 

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pregnant. 
That's why we're shopping here. 

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But my wife was really far 
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I passed whatever test that 
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I'm going to look at you and see
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she didn't see my pregnant wife.
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As if I was doing a shop for 
myself because I had the trolley

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with a wee pair with a wee pair 
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Hello. 
And she just looked at me and 

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went. 
Oh God, she and God help this 

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fella. 
What I mean, I'd be very. 

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Curious to know, or maybe I 
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thought when she looked at me 
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Did she look at me and go oh 
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Hello Sir Jesus Christ. 
His fingers are 9 inches long. 

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You know, did she look at me and
go? 

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Well, he's not going. 
To be stuck for baguettes 

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because he's got. 
Five in each hand. 

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Maybe she thought, I don't know.
Maybe she looked at the size of 

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my ears and thought, Jesus 
Christ, this fella can't. 

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Go out during peak time because 
he hears everything, you know? 

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He'd be too sensitive to sound 
because his ears are so big. 

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I don't know, really, really 
gave me a complex and and I've 

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been like one thing I've been 
trying to do in this whole 

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quarantine thing is just work 
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is just do a lot of work out. 
So I feel like good. 

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I was feeling good. 
And then when she said that, 

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when she said hello, Sir, and 
just let me walk in, it just 

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knocked the window into my 
seals. 

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You know, I was tempted to 
shout. 

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I am not vulnerable, but since 
since that since that moment 

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this morning and my wife's like 
listen, I'm sure it's fine. 

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She probably thought you were 
shopping for an elderly relative

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or something. 
I I've been wearing, like, a lot

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of blankets over my knees. 
That's what I'm I feel 

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vulnerable now, you know? 
Oh. 

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I've been putting, I'm putting 
my feet in a wee bath of hot 

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water every night. 
But yeah, it's just funny that I

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was like, Oh no. 
There should be some sort of 

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test for vulnerability and I 
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feel, but yeah, we didn't. 
We're not really panicked by 

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them. 
We're just getting in the. 

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Sort of stuff we need, like I'm 
getting in the stuff I need, 

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like, you know, face masks, face
mask, mascara, kind of all the 

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things I would, I would need 
Prosecco. 

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I have a Prosecco in the 
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You know, if I put Prosecco in 
the trolley, somebody would be 

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like. 
I can't believe your wife's 

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drinking Prosecco. 
She's pregnant. 

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That's when I'll go. 
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through the pregnancy. 
But bitches be thirsty, you 

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know? 
So speak for yourself. 

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The Prosecco's for me. 
Move on. 

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Derefleur tea. 
Teas, teas, great. 

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podcast is really going to take 
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go, I'm back in the tea, you 
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They're just away from tea, but 
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there's an entire podcast 
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And it's this. 
So I've been drinking. 

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I've been drinking a lot of tea,
but I'm trying not to overdo it,

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you know? 
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of, I guess, like a lot of 
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trying to do things. 
I'm doing the show on Radio 

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Ulster tonight. 
If you listen to this podcast 

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the day it comes out on Friday, 
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Elliott are doing the show on 
Radio Ulster. 

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And it's cool because Dave's 
been, Dave's slept in a freezer 

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for the last two weeks because 
he's not taking any chances. 

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So we're going to thaw him out 
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show, but we're going to do the 
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But it just feels like it feels 
a wee bit weird. 

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It feels a wee bit weird. 
And I don't know I want. 

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People listening to because all 
this should be escapism. 

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Podcasts, but I've been trying 
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and run those sketches after 
after a. 

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Day how funny is it going to be 
like 5 days into this when my 

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sketches, you know mom paints 
radiator and it just is that, 

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but jewel were like fuck it, 
let's just do something 

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different. 
Let's have a party. 

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Let's get people, let's get 
people's minds off this as best 

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we can for an hour and a half on
our own minds as well. 

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Because look, we're all thinking
about it. 

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We're all kind of trying not to 
panic, and even us. 

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Vulnerable people like me and. 
I said that the producer Mark of

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the show, I said, Mark, can we 
just play like 90s dance bangers

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for an hour and a half and just 
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Ulster? 
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is like Hugo Duncan, the Nolan 
show news. 

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I said, will we actually be 
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And he goes, yeah, we'll be cool
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And then he spoke to the bosses 
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boys. 
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that Radio Ulster have done that
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be like, they're like loyal 
listeners and all of a sudden 

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that's going to be yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she walked up 

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Maniac 2000. 
Why Maniac 2000? 

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Did they not finish the? 
Word. 

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You know, I don't know what 
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I don't know if they recorded 
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Maybe there was like a 
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himself just kept driving past 
the mic. 

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She walked up. 
She was. 

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She, she. 
And then he stopped. 

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Using for a fright standby. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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Love me in the Act 2000. 
What a song. 

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Reminds me of an energy one O 6 
disco I went to when I was about

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11. 
In a pair of purple. 

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Jeans I got out of TK Max for 
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take them out and wear them, but
still. 

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So yeah, I'm buzzing to go. 
That's going to be the first 

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thing I've gone like to do 
because when I say like we're 

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going out, like there's like a 
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nature walks. 
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and make sure we keep our 
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You know, I go, no, we're coming
through and I make pensioners 

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get out of the way. 
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my auntie and uncle would be 
like quite elderly and I and we 

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saw them out earlier in the week
doing the same walk as us 

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because it is very, very 
isolated. 

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And I was like, how's it going? 
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conversation at distance. 
So we were like 15 feet away 

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going. 
And hi, Yeah. 

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Oh yeah. 
Hopefully at all. 

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Yep. 
Hopefully it's all fine after a 

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while. 
You know, just talking from the 

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distance and. 
I hate that because I like. 

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I like to be. 
I like. 

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Close. 
Kind of obviously with people, 

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you know, but I like contact, 
you know, I'm a contact guy. 

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I like to pop people's backs. 
If it's a sports. 

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Coach and he's passed. 
He's passed all the police 

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cheques. 
I like him to pop my bum. 

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You know, let's have a good 
game. 

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Have a good one right there. 
I like that just a little. 

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I like that. 
As long as he's kosher, you 

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know, but and we're just 
watching like we're watching a 

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lot of TV as well. 
Well, I say a lot we're watching

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nor of TV and I. 
And I talked about Love is Blind

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on the podcast earlier in the 
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class. 
And we watched about an episode 

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of night and then we, we watched
the reunion last night and it 

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was so great just to see who's 
still married and who's not. 

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So if you haven't watched Love 
Is Blind on Netflix, I would 

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sincerely suggest that you you 
check that out. 

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Before I go any further, I want 
to plug the Patreon. 

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So what Patreon is, is because I
don't have any sponsors anymore.

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Because you know, life and So 
what what Patreon is, it's like 

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a way if you want to help the 
podcast. 

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Help me make and make all these 
sketches and stuff because you 

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know, this is kind of like my 
job. 

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And if you can't help, great. 
And if you can't listen, I 

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totally understand. 
I totally understand what I want

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you to do. 
If you, if you can't help, if, 

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if you're struggling financially
or whatever, I want you to do 

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this for me instead. 
I want you to I want you to 

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kiss, kiss your hand, the big 
juicy one, right? 

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Like one of those. 
I want you to kiss your hand. 

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I want you to angle it towards 
the sky and I want you to blow 

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that over the over here. 
And it's going to land directly 

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into the tea with me temporary 
studio. 

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I would like that. 
But Patreon, you can donate like

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a fiver, whatever you can a 
month and it just goes towards 

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helping continue the podcast and
all that kind of thing and you 

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get bonus podcasts. 
So we're going to do a bonus 

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podcast a week and we already 
have a couple recorded the first

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one. 
Goes out, I want to say on 

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Monday, but producer Dan will 
keep me right on that and and 

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that'll be sweet because. 
No matter what though, I'm going

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to be, I'm going to be bringing 
the podcast out, bringing 

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sketches out because, you know, 
even if it's not like financial 

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work, it's still a way for me to
keep doing what I want to do. 

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You know, I, I love doing all 
this kind of stuff and I'm 

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really, really glad that we 
relaunched. 

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The. 
Podcast like this tea with me 

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from the original Chantel cast 
when we did because because I 

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love it you know whenever people
send messages saying they you 

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know they're enjoying them or 
they're listening or people put 

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something up on Instagram on 
their story and it's great and I

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know sometimes with stand up by 
you know, or characters, you 

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know I always do these like 
cocky sort of confident 

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characters but in reality, you 
know people who know me know 

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that I'm very. 
Appreciative I'm a great. 

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Graham I'm a grateful Graham. 
Nobody has ever called me that. 

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But yeah, the sketches I'll keep
bringing out. 

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I've got a wee studio here and 
I'm I'm kind of just getting, 

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I'm kind of getting familiar 
with cameras again. 

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I'm making my own stuff and 
editing my own stuff. 

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Of course, when all this is 
over, I'm going to burn my 

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camera. 
When all this is over. 

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I'm going to throw my camera. 
Out a wall and break it but. 

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It's just been, it's been good. 
I'm enjoying it and I actually 

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I'm like kind of flat out, you 
know, because even though we we 

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are like essentially self 
isolating and doing the social 

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distancing and all that, me and 
my wife, but from everybody 

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else, I mean, not from each 
other in the same house. 

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That'll be terrible. 
But you know, it is just, it is 

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just interesting that the second
this is all over, how 

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everything's going to be, you 
feel, you think. 

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Everything's going to be. 
Different, but is it because 

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like I feel this whole 
coronavirus isolation thing, 

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it'll be a good time for us to 
go away and have a think about 

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sectarianism, You know, if any 
positive could come from this, I

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want everyone who's like 
properly hardline sectarian to 

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just sit in their houses. 
You've got a couple of weeks and

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just go. 
Do I need to be at this? 

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I want us to really have a think
about. 

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Is it important to not like 
someone because they support a 

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different football team in 
Scotland? 

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Let's just let's take 5. 
Let's take 5. 

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Minutes of our isolation time 
and go, do you really need to 

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still be in the paramilitaries? 
I want guys coming out of this 

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going I went in a paramilitary, 
I came out a new man, you know, 

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I want I want all the 
paramilitaries to get together. 

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I want them to put everything I 
want them to take the shirts 

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off. 
I want this to be a new TV. 

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I want them to take the. 
Shirts off and I want them all 

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to start kissing. 
OK, all sides. 

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Internal feuds, but the same 
religion start getting off with 

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each other across the divide. 
I want them. 

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I want. 
I want to see a lot of guys 

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shirtless. 
Neck and each other in Botanic 

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Gardens. 
I think that'll be a nice place.

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For it. 
And and look. 

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Let's just, let's just knock all
that in the head. 

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Imagine this podcast went out 
and this clip went up and then 

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just loads of paramilitary guys 
saw this, went, you know what 

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man he is? 
He's fucking got a point there. 

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And then it just went down in 
history like work, like he was 

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being taught in classrooms in 10
years time. 

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You know, we used to have these 
things called paramilitaries. 

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But this we, this we fella, this
we fella just basically on his, 

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on his podcast in his spare room
said that, you know, we should 

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knock it all in the head. 
And that was a big moment. 

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It was very much our, you know, 
I have a dream Martin Luther 

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King moment where people just 
realised the error of their ways

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and came together in snog, you 
know. 

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So lads, knock at the head, OK, 
Please knock him in the head. 

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Watching just Paramodies coming 
out and be like, look, we're 

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doing Patreon tonight, OK? 
We're just, we're just doing 

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like merchandise and like none 
of the bad stuff, OK? 

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We're just. 
We're just. 

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Doing like nostalgia podcast 
about it. 

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I mean, that would be fun. 
That would be fun. 

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Let me have some more tea. 
Yum Yum. 

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So yeah, we're trying to. 
I'm trying to timetable in the 

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days as well and I actually 
feel, oh, you would have said 

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earlier, I feel more flat out 
now than I did when there wasn't

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this lockdown because I'm 
getting up in the morning. 

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I'm doing a workout, you know, 
unusual sale workout like I'm 

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just doing, I'm picking 5 
exercise, doing 100 reps a 

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little bit. 
If you call out of workout, I 

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don't know, I didn't call out of
workout, but you know, literally

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all the all the plates. 
You know, I'm lifting so many 

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plates, they call me a 
dishwasher and. 

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Yes, yes, that is. 
The level that we're at. 

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But I'm doing that. 
Then I have my breakfast, then 

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I'm like shooting sketches and 
I'm writing and I'm doing a bit 

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of editing and I'm doing the 
podcasts and trying to sort of 

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work out with people that do 
this kind of thing as well. 

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Look, what can we be doing? 
Because I've got this Wii studio

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facility and I want to just keep
doing stuff. 

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So sort of trying to speak to 
Radio Ulster as well and send to

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them. 
Look, the money Toad is sitting 

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on his Lily pad and he is 
available for whatevs. 

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He's down for whatever. 
You want me to present the show 

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00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:32,520
about jazz, I'll do it. 
If you want us to do a crime 

444
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:37,040
documentary about the craze, no 
better man, because I know. 

445
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,800
Everything about the craze, They
were identical brothers and I 

446
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,880
think someone said they had sex 
together because they were all 

447
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,760
secretly gay or something. 
I. 

448
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,000
Don't know if I don't know if 
that's true, but that is one of 

449
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,040
the things we'll look at for 
sure in the documentary. 

450
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:51,840
And then at. 
Night. 

451
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,800
We're kind of like, you know, 
we're doing a bit of like 

452
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,960
housework and then we sort of 
like settle down on about 8:00. 

453
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,320
And. 
You know, back in the day, I say

454
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,560
back in the day, I mean like 
last week before coronavirus, BC

455
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,760
before coronavirus, you know, I 
would sit down from like a day's

456
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,000
work at six. 
O'clock and I'd be done. 

457
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,280
Or 5:00 I could be done at any 
time. 

458
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,200
You know, maybe like did a bit 
of writing during the day, had a

459
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,160
meeting and that's it. 
But now I'm literally knocking 

460
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,880
my pen and I'm sitting down at 
8:00. 

461
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,280
I know how all you guys feel 
with real jobs. 

462
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,680
I sit down at 8:00 and I'm. 
Like ah boys. 

463
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,040
And I barely have time to put 
the TV on, so I'm just going to 

464
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,560
try and. 
Keep this up because I'm 

465
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,640
enjoying it. 
I really am enjoying it and I 

466
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,640
hope everybody's. 
Doing this kind of like 

467
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,440
isolating thing, like social 
isolating as best they can. 

468
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,040
I get that you're, you're maybe 
100% not going to be able to do 

469
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,920
it, but do do it because we, we 
deck heads this and this, you 

470
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,120
know, that are like just our 
date. 

471
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,600
Team and they'll be going to the
pub, you know. 

472
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,920
With. 30 of their mates looking 
like blazing squad and going 

473
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,840
fuck and they'll get it wrong. 
You know they'll get it wrong. 

474
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,400
They'll write up on Snapchat. 
Fuck COVID 17, you know? 

475
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,360
They'll get the combat, they'll 
tag Combat 18, you know? 

476
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,120
So I want everyone to fucking 
stop doing that. 

477
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,920
Let's all just stay in and 
subscribe to my podcast and if 

478
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,360
you can't donate to the Patreon.
I should have given out the 

479
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,640
Patreon for sure. 
I don't know why I didn't do 

480
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:23,240
that. patreon.com/tea with me 
pod. patreon.com/tea with me 

481
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,160
pod, You go on that. 
There's merch giveaways we're 

482
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,560
going to do every month on it. 
There are. 

483
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,960
Announcements about gigs early 
before everybody else and the 

484
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,120
bonus podcast. 
So check that out and also check

485
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,120
out podcasts from. 
Everybody because if you're in 

486
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,440
the local comedy, and by the 
way, let me say this as well, 

487
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,040
there there is a real support 
for the local stand up comedy 

488
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,120
scene and a few of us there are 
self-employed. 

489
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:56,360
This is what we do full time. 
I'm thinking call and get us 

490
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:03,200
Mickey Bartlett, Sean Haggerty. 
There's there's, there's, 

491
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,040
there's more guys that do and 
like full time obviously that, 

492
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,920
you know what I mean? 
And what I'll get like a list of

493
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,720
everybody's. 
Podcasts from like and put it 

494
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,360
out because the point to making 
is there's such a good support 

495
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,680
in the last couple of years for 
the stand up scene here and 

496
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,640
people are. 
I see people on Instagram like 

497
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,000
sending messages or whatever to 
and it's just like regular 

498
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,960
people. 
I'm saying that like we're some 

499
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,480
sort of comedy gods, which we're
definitely not, but. 

500
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,080
You know, just everyday people, 
punters like yourselves that 

501
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,440
listen to the podcast or 
whatever, putting out things 

502
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,640
like these guys have. 
Had all the gigs cancelled, 

503
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:45,440
checked their podcasts out or 
whatever and that, that's class 

504
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,720
of people, people are doing that
really, really appreciate it and

505
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,520
then. 
You know what, yes, I'm putting 

506
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,520
the sketches out and and all 
that. 

507
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,640
If the Patreon is something you 
can help with, great. 

508
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,160
If not, I totally understand. 
You know, I'm very, very, very 

509
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:02,760
fortunate to be able to gig a 
lot, do stand up comedy a lot 

510
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,800
and bits and pieces on the side.
So you know. 

511
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,640
I'm. 
We're good, we're good. 

512
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,680
Right now, and I think we can 
definitely. 

513
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,400
Weather this from a from a 
business point of view, but when

514
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:23,080
I get back to stand up, my God I
cannot. 

515
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,520
Wait to do stand up again. 
I was just thinking about this 

516
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,680
earlier in the day. 
I was like, I would pay so much 

517
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,520
money. 
In this financially uncertain 

518
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,360
time to just get up and perform 
new crowd and I genuinely was 

519
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,200
thinking in my head about like 
doing my first gigs back 

520
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,880
whenever we're allowed to do 
gigs again. 

521
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,440
And I am sure I will probably 
cry at the end of it because 

522
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:52,200
stand up is just so amazing. 
To be able to be able to do it, 

523
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,440
the fact that people come out 
and see shows it. 

524
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,400
It baffles me because I've seen 
my material. 

525
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,880
No, it it, it doesn't cease to 
me as me and I know people are 

526
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,560
going to be like. 
Man, you're such a loser saying 

527
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,800
this, but I love stand up and I 
love the people come out and see

528
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800
my stand up. 
I'm very, very, very fortunate 

529
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,520
for that. 
And I just, I just can't wait to

530
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,760
get up and do it, you know, 
because people can work from 

531
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,080
home. 
I can do sketches, I can do 

532
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,960
podcasts, but getting up on 
stage and telling jokes that may

533
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,840
or may not? 
Work. 

534
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,320
That's that's the shit that is, 
that is everything to me. 

535
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,480
So I can't wait to get back and 
do that. 

536
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,880
Obviously when I do and I get 
all the gigs sorted then you 

537
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,680
know, you still hear about it 
straight away and I think my 

538
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,800
tour will will be all good. 
I'm not going to plug it because

539
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,000
that might be a bit shameless. 
I don't want people buying 

540
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,960
tickets for stuff at the minute.
Keep your money for groceries 

541
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,200
and all that. 
But the tour happens in 

542
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,120
September, October and. 
I'm just going to be quietly 

543
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,520
confident that that'll go ahead 
until I hear any different and 

544
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,120
I'm already buzzing for that and
working on the material. 

545
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,480
So there you go. 
I've got loads and loads of 

546
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,560
questions. 
The podcasts are going to be, 

547
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,040
I'm thinking about 45 minutes, 
roughly about 45 minutes because

548
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,200
I'm going to do 2 a week. 
So I don't want to burn out. 

549
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,600
I say burn out. 
I mean, I'm just talking on the 

550
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,680
sofa in my spare room, but you 
know what I mean. 

551
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,760
I want to keep, I want to keep 
the stuff fresh and good, so 

552
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,840
we'll probably do 245 minute 
podcasts a week. 

553
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,440
And if I can get a guest, we'll 
maybe do more than that. 

554
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,680
I've got listeners questions, 
the camera is going to stop and 

555
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,960
then we'll start again right 
now. 

556
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,800
Here we go, and we're back after
we break because one thing I've 

557
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,760
just found out remembered from 
this camera is that it records 

558
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,480
for. 30 minutes and then. 
You got to, you got to hit 

559
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,440
record again, so you didn't need
to know that. 

560
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,040
That's very, very, very, very 
boring admin. 

561
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,480
But you know what now? 
If you don't know now, you know 

562
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,560
not doing the. 
Last word of that right, I have 

563
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:01,240
questions from the listeners and
cheers for these because while 

564
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,680
there's not much going on, I'm 
going to need loads of questions

565
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,120
and topics from you and you guys
have delivered so cheers for 

566
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,360
that. 
These are from Twitter and. 

567
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,960
Instagram and if I don't read 
yours out, apologies but I'll do

568
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,480
it like next week if it comes in
later. 

569
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,240
Whatever. 
Or I just. 

570
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,360
Can't see it. 
First question from Twitter is 

571
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,240
from Tuba, who says what's the 
longest you've spent in one room

572
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,360
and what did you do? 
The longest I've spent in one 

573
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,760
room was probably when I got out
of hospital about five years 

574
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,720
ago, four years ago, because I 
don't know if I mentioned it, 

575
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,960
guys, but I've got Crohn's 
disease. 

576
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,040
I've definitely. 
Mentioned it and. 

577
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,120
We at the. 
Time Me and my wife, who wasn't 

578
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,280
my wife at the time, we rented 
an apartment in Sydenham in east

579
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,240
Belfast and it was our first 
place. 

580
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,760
It was the first time I'd ever 
moved away from home and I 

581
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,880
basically got sick. 
As soon as we moved into it and 

582
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,480
then I had to come out of 
hospital and go straight into 

583
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,600
this apartment so I couldn't do 
the move or anything. 

584
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:07,160
And I remember the apartment was
tiny. 

585
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,640
Like, but we loved it because it
was what? 

586
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,200
We kind of liked because. 
It was our first place. 

587
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,360
But it was just a wee box. 
It was a ground floor flat and 

588
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:17,680
it was tiny. 
And I had just come out of 

589
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,320
hospital. 
I had this thing called post 

590
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,640
viral fatigue that I didn't 
really know about at the time. 

591
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,680
So I think I mentioned this in 
the podcast before I got out of 

592
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,280
hospital and was waiting to like
feel better. 

593
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,600
But I just felt like I had a. 
Hangover for about a year and 10

594
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,520
months of that year were spent 
in that apartment, so I didn't 

595
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,720
really go out much. 
I was like a bit of a hermit. 

596
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,200
It wasn't as dramatic as I'm 
making it sound and making it 

597
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,120
sound like that just in case 
Netflix want to make a film 

598
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,640
about that time, but. 
Yeah, it was pretty crazy, man, 

599
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,240
you know? 
But yeah, I just. 

600
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,560
Spent a lot of time in there in 
this we like box living room 

601
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,480
that we had tiny bedroom and 
just spent loads of time in 

602
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,960
there watching all royal rumbles
and doing stand up and I'd lost.

603
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,880
Loads of weight and I was taking
drugs at the time for Crohn's 

604
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,640
disease, by the way. 
I wasn't like pop and ease to 

605
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,040
make myself feel better, but I 
was taking these drugs at the 

606
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,600
time that what? 
Were they called? 

607
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,680
Began my eye and they. 
Like really, it's so sly, but 

608
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,920
they really swole up my lips, 
you know, and not in like a cool

609
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,160
like Botox way more in a like, 
what the fuck are you doing, you

610
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,360
freak? 
Like, if I if I'd walked in with

611
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,840
those lips to to do the 
vulnerable shop, they would have

612
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,640
just been like, yes, fast track 
this guy and don't let him pay 

613
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,720
for his shopping. 
Get whatever this guy wants. 

614
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,640
It's on the House, all right? 
It's on George of Asda, right? 

615
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,960
Because, you know, George has 
got it. 

616
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:42,000
So that apartment, I'd count 
that whole apartment as one 

617
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,240
room. 
And that's kind of where I've 

618
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,920
spent the longest. 
And what did I do? 

619
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:52,200
I just watched stuff on YouTube.
I fuck it was it was. 

620
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,720
Grim like it was so grim I can't
remember. 

621
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,280
What I did, it was writing a lot
of stand up at the time because 

622
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,240
I'd had to have a long time off 
performing. 

623
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,520
Well, not a long time but like 2
months, which to me at the time 

624
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,640
was the longest ever I'd gone 
without and and so I was just 

625
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,880
like buzzing to get back into 
that. 

626
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,960
So I. 
Wrote in Edinburgh Show. 

627
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,440
I wrote a a new yard of stand up
based on the whole experience 

628
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,080
called Sickbro as then when 
someone's like oh bro that's 

629
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,160
sick. 
I literally was sick. 

630
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,160
So I wrote a show. 
About it and that is on YouTube 

631
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,840
it's I would cringe at it now I 
like it still on YouTube. 

632
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,520
She and Todd Sickbro and it was 
just about that whole 

633
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,520
experience. 
So when I was going through. 

634
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,520
It I was like this is terrible 
now, but there is funny things 

635
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,960
happening and I just kept we 
know to them all and then turned

636
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,240
it into what was a pretty cool 
show. 

637
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,760
First time I ever did Mandela 
Hall. 

638
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:43,320
That was like my first big sold 
out show and at the time 350 

639
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:48,720
people in Mandela Hall or 400. 
And 50 maybe was the fucking the

640
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,080
pinnacle. 
I was like, this is it. 

641
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,560
If it all ends tomorrow, I'd be 
happy. 

642
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,080
And I would have been. 
So yeah, that's the longest. 

643
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,360
Paul Moutre says. 
What do you think of peppermint 

644
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,080
tea? 
What's your? 

645
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,640
Favourite type of tea? 
Why there's so many coffee shops

646
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,360
and not tea shops, Paul? 
Several questions there. 

647
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,560
We've had a few of them before, 
but I'm there's no judgments 

648
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,600
here so I'm not going to get at 
you for it, but I'll focus on 

649
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,440
this. 
Why are there so many coffee 

650
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,440
shops and not tea shops? 
There are tea houses, you know, 

651
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,920
like we Queen tea houses, but I 
guess you don't hear loads about

652
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,120
them now. 
But you do hear people going for

653
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,639
like, going for tea. 
You know, we're going for a high

654
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:29,239
tea, we're going for a high tea 
in the merchant, He's treating 

655
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,600
me. 
We're going to the merchant, 

656
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,520
he's taking me for a wee 
afternoon tea, you know, and 

657
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,440
it's all like refined and people
sitting up. 

658
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:42,520
We triangle sandwiches and we 
tea pots of tea and then they go

659
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,360
and get fucking. 
Steaming in the hard. 

660
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,679
Bar oh why this is like this is 
like road to Downton Abbey, 

661
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:52,560
having a wee high tea, sit there
for an hour, chug a couple of 

662
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,760
cucumber and onion sandwiches, a
pot of tea and then they go and 

663
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,000
get fucking blitzed and 
benedicts. 

664
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:05,080
You know, so I would like to see
more tea places, more wheat tea 

665
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,080
bars. 
I like that. 

666
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,640
I think that'd be nice. 
I feel like if this podcast gets

667
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,920
released, when this podcast gets
really successful, we could open

668
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,880
up our own, like, you know, tea 
with me. 

669
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,120
Just tea with me, cafes, I think
that'll be great. 

670
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,040
We have a range of tea bags, all
that. 

671
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,040
I mean, I'm joking about that, 
but I genuinely would like that 

672
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,520
up and I think that'll be great 
and I would love it. 

673
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,960
Daniel, thanks for your 
question. 

674
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,840
Daniel Hewson's friend of the 
show says would you rather lose 

675
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,040
an arm and a foot or a leg and a
hand? 

676
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,920
So an arm, lose an arm and a 
foot or a leg and a hand. 

677
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:43,920
Oh, I'm going to go with an arm 
and a foot because. 

678
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:51,000
Because I like to get round and.
Like rum. 

679
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,720
I know I can't fuck. 
I can't tell if I'm missing a 

680
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,240
foot. 
Jesus, Daniel, you've really 

681
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,680
mugged me here. 
I don't know, man. 

682
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,880
It's a difficult one. 
Ideally, Ideally, I keep both my

683
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,920
feet, both my legs, both my 
hands and both my arms. 

684
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,520
But. 
Which is like the new remix of 

685
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,320
Hokey Cokey, but I'd rather 
lose. 

686
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,400
I'd rather lose a fuck. 
I mean, if I lose my hand, is my

687
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,960
arm not much good to me anyway. 
And no disrespect to anyone 

688
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,360
who's lost hands or arms, Hands 
or arms. 

689
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,280
Sounds like a German bad guy in 
a Die Hard film. 

690
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:32,440
But I'd rather lose. 
I'd rather lose the foot. 

691
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,040
Yeah, but then again, I've got a
foot. 

692
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,560
Fuck off, Fuck off. 
The. 

693
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,960
Answer to that, Daniel. 
You've done me there. 

694
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,880
Congratulations, Sir. 
I've no response to that. 

695
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,680
Keith Mack says good on Keith. 
Keith, like a lot of people, 

696
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:53,120
sent me messages a couple of 
days ago saying congratulations 

697
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,640
on the on the the old baby news.
So thanks very much for that. 

698
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,240
I really enjoyed reading those. 
And then yes, I'm very, very 

699
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,560
excited and it should be really 
great. 

700
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,880
There you go. 
And that's the only time I'm 

701
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,760
going to be nice on this 
podcast. 

702
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,440
But yeah, I appreciate it too. 
Anyway, Keith goes do you 

703
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,240
actually cold shore? 
And how do you not? 

704
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,000
Freak out. 
It's a tad mental. 

705
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:19,040
Yes, I have ice cold showers. 
I've talked about this in the 

706
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,800
podcast before. 
Every day, every single day, I 

707
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,400
have an ice cold shower. 
I don't turn the heat up as I 

708
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,920
go. 
I don't start on a high heat and

709
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,680
bring it down. 
I go in while the shower is on 

710
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,600
its coldest setting and it makes
you. 

711
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,840
Go the first few times, you have
it all right, which is a bit 

712
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:43,000
like Tom Jones. 
Spam me baby, you said like oh 

713
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,280
right I am. 
Yes I do. 

714
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,360
I why do I do that? 
Because I read one article 

715
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,120
online. 
That said, like. 

716
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,560
It's good for your blood or 
something. 

717
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,080
So I went, all right, let's run 
with that for every day of my 

718
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,960
life from now on that I'm fully 
committed to and. 

719
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,240
I remember when. 
Me a couple of weeks ago, me 

720
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,520
Aaron Butler and Rory Woods went
up to the Galgorn and the water 

721
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,680
was really warm and I but I 
really wanted to go in it and I 

722
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,760
said to them. 
I haven't, I haven't been in hot

723
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,120
water in years and they were 
like, what the fuck are you 

724
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,320
talking about? 
I said literally I don't have 

725
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,000
baths. 
I just have cold charge every 

726
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,400
day for years. 
So I was like, OK, all right, 

727
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:18,960
I'll. 
Get in. 

728
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,680
And then I got in and the skin 
went kind of a bit red like all 

729
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,640
over. 
And I said to them, guys, show 

730
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,320
me I'm not being mental here. 
Look, look at my skin. 

731
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,200
Is, is is this red? 
And they went, yes, it is. 

732
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,200
And I said I'm going to just 
stick to the cold. 

733
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,200
So how do I not freak out? 
That's a good question. 

734
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:40,200
I put on music really loud on my
phone and I sort of like body 

735
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,840
pop sing and dance my way into 
it. 

736
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,680
Genuinely, 9 out of 10 times 
it's the greatest showman album.

737
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,960
So. 
Come alive, come alive. 

738
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,120
And then I get I sing that and 
I'm dancing like Hugh Jackman 

739
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,600
and I am the greatest showman, 
Big Barnum myself. 

740
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,400
And I just get in and I sing and
dance while I'm under the water 

741
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,080
and I usually stay in there for 
like the duration of one song 

742
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,320
and wash all over. 
It's a time mental. 

743
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,280
Yes, it absolutely is. 
But give it a go. 

744
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,680
Fuck it. 
We all have time in our hands. 

745
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,280
Everyone get in a cold char and 
then when this is all over, 

746
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,440
let's all get in a cold char 
together, am I right? 

747
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:22,680
D McHugh says trying to get in 
shape over the old quarantine as

748
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,040
you yourself have the body of 
the way in the Rock Johnson. 

749
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,040
Doth I have any tips? 
Well, yes, I do. 

750
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,520
Well, I'm not really the rock. 
I'm more like the skimmer, you 

751
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,680
know, So it's like, it's not a 
rock, but it's like a thin 

752
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,160
stone, but it's still fucking. 
Stone, you know, so I don't know

753
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,320
if you mean that sarcastically, 
but at the minute, body wise, I 

754
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,240
am. 
I'm I'm as repped as a second 

755
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,080
hand condom. 
There you go. 

756
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,240
That's that's a real statement 
that I've made and I stand by 

757
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,280
it. 
I'll stand. 

758
00:39:55,280 --> 00:40:01,280
By you. 
And I'm here's this is mental. 

759
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:06,640
Yesterday we're out for a walk 
and we're walking up this like 

760
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,800
forest path up this pretty steep
hill. 

761
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,320
And I said to my wife. 
The the most 10 year. 

762
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,480
Old thing anyone's ever said. 
Bear in mind I'm 31. 

763
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,560
I said do. 
You want to just take a seat 

764
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,440
over there and not bench. 
And I'm just, I'm just going to 

765
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,080
like run up this hill a lot of 
times. 

766
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,000
And she's so used to me now that
she went OK. 

767
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:33,840
And I did like 10 hill sprints. 
I did 5 then took a break like 

768
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,080
with a wee break in between and 
then she timed me. 

769
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,480
I would clap my hands at the 
bottom. 

770
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,720
This. 
You really have to make your own

771
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,240
fun and quarantine. 
I would go. 

772
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,160
To the bottom of the hill go, 
Yep, I'm ready. 

773
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,280
Clap my hands. 
She would start timing her on 

774
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,520
her phone. 
I run up the hill, tap the 

775
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,600
bench, she would stop it. 
And I would try and beat my time

776
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,240
every time because I was going 
to do some sort of run to keep, 

777
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,680
keep the joints moving And, and 
that was a lot of fun. 

778
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,200
I really enjoyed it. 
So I'm doing workouts in the 

779
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,440
garden. 
I got some weights, some 

780
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,960
equipment I've got like a cable 
band. 

781
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,920
I've got to like press up 
handles, you know, for like a 

782
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,440
deeper press up. 
Oh my God, I'm such a Dick. 

783
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,080
You know, man, just because, you
know, you always want to hit 

784
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,080
that deeper press up, you know, 
and I've got a barbell, a couple

785
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,320
of free weights. 
So I'm well stocked up and I'm 

786
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,920
loving that. 
I'm just setting myself. 

787
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,200
We workouts every day. 
I might post them up. 

788
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,680
I did it yesterday and a lot of 
people slag me off for the day 

789
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,240
before being like, what are you 
doing mate? 

790
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,680
You're a comedian. 
But why not? 

791
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:35,320
If Someone Like You man, gets 
any benefit out of it, I'll 

792
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,720
stick them up. 
And my tips are, yeah, do a 

793
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,600
workout every day and just be 
creative. 

794
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:47,720
Like my mate Stevie, before we 
went on holiday once, he was 

795
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,160
looking to sort of get a good 
few workouts in. 

796
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,800
And he at this stage, he didn't 
have any workout equipment 

797
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,200
really. 
So he had a like a gas canister,

798
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,040
like a big cylinder, big outdoor
one and just big curls on that 

799
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,760
and couple other things around 
the house. 

800
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,480
So I would say just get creative
with it and but do do it. 

801
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
I'm going to do a workout after 
this because we had to go and do

802
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,320
the vulnerable shop this 
morning. 

803
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,400
I'm going to do a workout after 
this for the radio show and 

804
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,800
yeah, just do it in the garden 
and it's good fun. 

805
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,520
And I sort of feel like I'm in 
prison in a way. 

806
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,520
And part of me feels like if I 
stop working out, I'm going to 

807
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,600
get sick. 
And that's a weird thing and 

808
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,960
it's not true, but it's what I'm
doing. 

809
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,360
So do it too, Johnny Lindsay 
says. 

810
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,680
Ever met any local celebs like 
McElroy, Dorn and Nesbitt 

811
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,440
etcetera and chatted to them 
about Mike? 

812
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,960
McGoldrick stories, or any of 
them actually true. 

813
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,200
That's funny. 
So Mike McGoldrick, if you don't

814
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:46,040
know, I'm only joking. 
Everybody knows Mama Goldrick is

815
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:51,280
a character that I do, a posh N 
down socialite character and he 

816
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,880
always talks about his close 
personal friends like McElroy, 

817
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:59,000
Dornan, Nesbitt. 
And so have I met them before 

818
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,920
and talked to them about Miami. 
Goldrick Yes. 

819
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,240
I've met McElroy, Dornan and 
Nesbitt. 

820
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,640
I met McElroy. 
I was always. 

821
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,480
Aware of Rory McElroy kind of 
growing up because we're from 

822
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,720
the same small town of Hollywood
and. 

823
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,320
You always kind of knew about 
him as like, oh, he's always 

824
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,200
playing golf. 
He's a great golfer, so. 

825
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,160
You sort of. 
Knew him as that but like I 

826
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,680
didn't like. 
Know him, know him, I think we 

827
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,320
all had a kick about. 
In the estate White City once he

828
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,520
lives right beside that. 
I used to and I think I remember

829
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,880
that stand the note once 
whenever I was a kid, but 

830
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,000
everyone Hollywood also claims 
to be his best mate. 

831
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,040
I mean I used to do I used to do
karate with him. 

832
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,920
What? 
No, you didn't. 

833
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,400
And but we followed each other 
on Twitter. 

834
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,960
I've obviously followed him 
anyway. 

835
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,840
And then when the McGoldrick 
stuff was really popping and I 

836
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,400
was doing a lot of it and when 
it was quite new out, he 

837
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,800
followed the account and he, I 
think he still does. 

838
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,160
I don't use that account 
anymore, but he still follows 

839
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,960
it. 
And I sent, I played indoor 

840
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,320
football with him a couple of 
times just by chance with 

841
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,400
friends and I didn't want to 
ask, want to ask him. 

842
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,360
This is like five years ago. 
I didn't maybe more. 

843
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,840
I didn't want to ask him there 
and then because. 

844
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,560
I guess people like him get 
asked for. 

845
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,680
Stuff and to do stuff flat out 
and it could be a bit of a melt.

846
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,440
And I thought he's with all his 
mates here, I'll maybe just not 

847
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,560
hassle him. 
And then I saw him a couple of 

848
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,000
nights after that in Hollywood, 
I think it was around Christmas 

849
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,320
and we were on a night out 
separately obviously. 

850
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,640
And we got chatting and I maybe 
mentioned. 

851
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,240
That I was like, look, I'd love 
to do a sketch with you, but he 

852
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,480
was sometimes you're ever up for
it. 

853
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,360
And he said yeah. 
And truly his word. 

854
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,160
We sorted out on Twitter and we 
did a video, Mike McGoldrick 

855
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,960
meets Rory McIlroy, which was 
really. 

856
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:52,040
Funny, I think and and he was 
just just the best guy, you 

857
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,880
know, He, he didn't. 
First of all, he. 

858
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,680
Didn't doesn't have to do it. 
You know, he's not getting 

859
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:01,720
anything out of it and you know,
a lot of views on YouTube, he's 

860
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,920
not getting anything out of 
this. 

861
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,560
So he's given up his time when 
he's home, which he doesn't get 

862
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,520
to be home a lot. 
But he gave me his time, didn't 

863
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,040
have to go through managers, 
agents, anything like that. 

864
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,600
Gave me his number. 
He's like, look. 

865
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,600
We'll just arrange this whatever
you want to do, and this always 

866
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,880
stands out to me the first time.
Oh, sorry, when? 

867
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,120
We sat down. 
I said to him, is there anything

868
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,040
off limits here Because his 
private life was being written 

869
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,920
about all the time. 
Like. 

870
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,480
Complete intrusion. 
And he said, I said, is there 

871
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,320
anything off limits because. 
Look. 

872
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,400
I I might not know the crack 
with something and make a joke 

873
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,400
and he could get offended and he
said take the best out of me in 

874
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,760
whatever way you want. 
And as soon as he said that, I 

875
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,120
was like that, That's, that's a 
real guy. 

876
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,840
That's a real guy. 
And hey, I did take the. 

877
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,560
Best out of him and he was 
brilliant about it. 

878
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:57,160
So he he was, he was great. 
And I've I've only really met 

879
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,120
him a handful of time since. 
We're not like regularly in 

880
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:07,120
contact, but every, every time 
I've met him, he is very, very 

881
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,960
like polite. 
He's very like engaging, you 

882
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,480
know, and sportsmen and people 
like that, like live in just a 

883
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,600
different world. 
But when you're chatting to him,

884
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,120
you're just chatting to a 
regular guy, you know, I think 

885
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,840
the last time we were chatting, 
he just got engaged. 

886
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,240
I just got engaged. 
So we're talking about that and 

887
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,200
just had a good, good matter. 
So he's he's, he's a. 

888
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,240
Proper, proper nice guy in my 
book. 

889
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,760
Jimmy Dornan. 
Pretty much the same mutual 

890
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,000
follow on Twitter. 
When he he tweeted the 

891
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,720
McGoldrick video when it first 
came out and he hadn't done like

892
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:47,160
that much acting at that point. 
But had done all the Calvin 

893
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,080
Klein ads and all that kind of 
thing and was doing some acting,

894
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,320
but wasn't the household name he
is now. 

895
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,120
And he retweeted one of the 
videos. 

896
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,320
Which was such a cool thing to 
do. 

897
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:01,560
And then when things kind of 
blew up for him, he still would 

898
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,320
have chatted like we would 
e-mail. 

899
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,760
The very odd time less and less 
now, obviously, considering how 

900
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,320
busy he is and and how little 
downtime he probably gets with 

901
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,160
his with his family. 
But now and again still chat and

902
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,720
again, just an absolute 
gentleman whose life has been 

903
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,720
changed. 
Like you know, he was well known

904
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,040
before and now. 
You know. 

905
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,680
Global mega star? 
Kind of, but still, we'll drink 

906
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,920
in the usual bars in Hollywood 
and chat the people. 

907
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:36,000
And yeah, very funny as well. 
Would love to do like. 

908
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,440
A sketch with him. 
We'd love to do something. 

909
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,600
I think it'd be good and I think
people would enjoy it. 

910
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,160
But again, very polite, very 
nice guy. 

911
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:49,600
Jimmy Nesbitt. 
I did a gig. 

912
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,160
I'm going to tell this story. 
Really quickly because I think I

913
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,600
did it before on the podcast not
that long ago. 

914
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,920
I got booked as Mike McGoldrick 
to do Paddy Wallace's 

915
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,800
testimonial dinner. 
Paddy Wallace, a rugby player in

916
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,120
Titanic, Belfast, about five 
years ago. 

917
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,720
I go and Paddy's partner says to
me. 

918
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,880
The singing waiters coming on 
but nobody else knows about it. 

919
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,600
Borrowed me and you. 
So. 

920
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,720
At the end of your set as Mike 
McGoldrick and I, so Jamie 

921
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,200
Dornan and Rory McIlroy are 
there. 

922
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:22,120
I I roast everybody, it goes OK,
because not everybody knows who 

923
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,080
or what. 
Mike McGoldrick. 

924
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,600
Is so like quite a few people 
are like this guy. 

925
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,440
So rude. 
You know, but at the end of my 

926
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,760
set I have to say to this guy 
who's standing looking like a 

927
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,080
chef, just watching from the 
side, I have to say to him, take

928
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,120
my pint off stage. 
I'm not doing it by myself. 

929
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,720
He's the singing waiter, so me 
and him are in on it. 

930
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,920
OK. 
Only me and him, though. 

931
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,680
Jimmy Nesbitt's hosting. 
Nesbitt has had stouts. 

932
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,080
Shocker. 
Nesbitt has had a few drinks. 

933
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,360
All right, It's later on in the 
night. 

934
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,800
I go to walk off stage as Mike 
McGoldrick. 

935
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,360
Hundreds of people there. 
I say to this poor. 

936
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,960
Chef, but bear in mind he's in 
on the joke. 

937
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,720
I go, he's an opera singer. 
I go mate. 

938
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,680
Grab this pint here before I go.
This is on the microphone. 

939
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,840
Everybody's like, that's so 
rude. 

940
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,440
They think he's saying it in his
character voice, but he means 

941
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,920
it. 
And the guy's like, no, no, no. 

942
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,400
And I was like, well, just 
fucking take it because 

943
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,600
remember, this is the thing. 
This fucker melted for about 7 

944
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,760
minutes and it was a standoff. 
And I'm on the Michael May take 

945
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,600
the pint. 
And he's like, Oh no, I just 

946
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,760
work here. 
And I'm like, you fucking don't.

947
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,720
I'm like, you fucking don't 
remember. 

948
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,360
I think he thought he was a chef
there. 

949
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,280
He was that good an actor. 
And I was like. 

950
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,320
Take this pint Jimmy Nesbitt 
hosting. 

951
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,240
Nesbitt goes up to take the pint
himself. 

952
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,320
Jimmy Nesbitt sees enough of 
this, sees that people in the 

953
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,840
audience are like, what a rude 
bastard, making the chef do 

954
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,440
that. 
In my head, I'm like, he's not 

955
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,760
the fucking chef, he's not the 
chef. 

956
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,600
He's going to be singing this, 
he's going to be singing, he's 

957
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,600
going to be singing Nessun Dorma
in about 3 minutes. 

958
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,280
But you don't even know that. 
I say it so many times that 

959
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:58,120
Jimmy Nesbitt, the host who's a 
bit blitzed, walks past me, 

960
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:02,920
grabs my pint and says to me 
just I'll take your fucking 

961
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,280
pint. 
I'm going, why is this? 

962
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,400
I look like the the worst guy 
since Hitler. 

963
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,560
I was like, why is this singing 
waiter not come up and taking 

964
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,560
the pint himself? 
He eventually like shakes hands 

965
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,000
with Jimmy, walks past me, gets 
up. 

966
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,920
He's like, sorry. 
Folks, I'm just the chef. 

967
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,640
Then he's like. 
No, no, no, no, no. 

968
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,960
Starts singing opera. 
Everyone's like, that's amazing.

969
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,440
He was actually a thing. 
But it went on that long that 

970
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,880
they forgot that I was in on it.
So after the set, I'm in the bar

971
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,400
and people are like, mate, that 
was slightly you did that chef 

972
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,640
and I'm like, mate, do not 
remember, he's not a chef, but 

973
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:43,280
he's not a chef. 
Remember he's I was in on it 

974
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,160
with him. 
And they're like. 

975
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,120
Yeah, whatever you say. 
So that is the only time I've 

976
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,160
really met Jimmy Nesbitt. 
And I think that will always be 

977
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,120
in his head, that I made that 
chef do that. 

978
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,120
But then Jimmy, if you're Jimmy,
if you're watching, remember he 

979
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,000
was the singer. 
He was not really a chef. 

980
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,560
And funny enough, I spoke to 
Jimmy Nesbitt about two weeks 

981
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,000
ago and asked him to do this 
podcast and he said yes. 

982
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:13,000
And obviously when all this 
stuff gets sorted and we get 

983
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,760
back to normal, I'll get Nesbitt
on the podcast. 

984
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,520
Don't worry. 
He is, I promise. 

985
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,960
That's true. 
He said yes. 

986
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,360
Becky Elliott says what do I do 
now with my time seeing as I 

987
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:28,200
have no A levels to revise for? 
Uh, honestly, learn a language. 

988
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:31,840
I think I say that I plan to do 
that and I will not do that, but

989
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,080
I would like to see people learn
languages like let's, let's do 

990
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,600
like Latin, let's do extinct 
languages, let's do African act 

991
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,080
like languages. 
I said accents. 

992
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,560
I don't mean that. 
Let's play what, Becky, Whatever

993
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,600
you do, don't walk about doing 
African accents. 

994
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,680
For the love of God. 
But yeah, we could. 

995
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:51,240
We could learn languages, you 
know, but like crazy languages. 

996
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:59,480
And do that and I don't know, I 
think have fun but also. 

997
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,880
Do learn other things that 
aren't school related. 

998
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,240
You know, if you, if you're, if 
you do need to be doing school 

999
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:08,800
work, do do that. 
Keep, like, revise, do whatever.

1000
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,280
And for like younger kids, 
definitely you're going to need 

1001
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,040
to keep learning in some way, 
but you know, learn how to fix a

1002
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,960
tyre. 
People, people, I don't know why

1003
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,640
I turned into Trump, OK, But I 
want I want everyone to if 

1004
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,120
you've been revised for your 
levels, fixed tyres, OK. 

1005
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,200
But yeah, we should all learn. 
I mean, I know how to fix tyre, 

1006
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,320
but but we should learn how to 
do stuff like that. 

1007
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:37,320
So let's all learn how to sew. 
I don't know how to sew cooking.

1008
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,760
All things like that. 
I think we should take this time

1009
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,320
to learn practical things. 
And I say that I'll do none of 

1010
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,720
it. 
I'll do none of it but Becky, 

1011
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,840
pick up a new hobby I think, and
just roll with that and see what

1012
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,840
happens. 
Maybe start doing a martial art 

1013
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,440
and just spend 22 hours a day 
learning it and then at the end 

1014
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,440
of it just go in the UFC. 
There's an anonymous question. 

1015
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,040
What are your thoughts on double
on a double bagger? 

1016
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,760
2 tea bags, 1 cup. 
I mean to me two tea bags 1 cup 

1017
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,120
is more explicit and disgusting 
than 2 girls. 1 cup. 

1018
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,440
Don't double bag, especially at 
this time of crisis. 

1019
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,400
One tea bag, A cup. 
For the love of God. 

1020
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,480
Olivia Reed says talk about 
conspiracy theories. 

1021
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,280
I'm going to make a note to do 
that on the next podcast. 

1022
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,920
I'll look at some of the biggest
conspiracy theories out there 

1023
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,680
and give my take on it. 
So Olivia, that's a great call, 

1024
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,160
but I'm going to roll it over. 
If that's OK for the next 

1025
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,440
podcast, we have two more 
questions. 

1026
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,200
It's Morton says. 
If you had to live somewhere 

1027
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,120
other than NI, where would you 
choose? 

1028
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,360
And any opinions on Edinburgh? 
First of all, love Edinburgh. 

1029
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,160
Great city. 
I like cities where there's an 

1030
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,160
old part and a new part and 
Edinburgh has that. 

1031
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,000
So I think it's a cool place and
I'd like to get back there at 

1032
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,200
some point. 
If I had to live somewhere other

1033
00:53:54,280 --> 00:54:01,520
than NI where America, USA, I'd 
probably live in LA. 

1034
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,000
If it was practical because I'm 
a bit of a home bird, you know, 

1035
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:10,600
we're about to have a baby and. 
And, you know, we've got family,

1036
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,920
we've got friends, but just off 
the top of my head, I'd love to 

1037
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,720
live in LA because I could do 
gigs. 

1038
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,840
I could be a top action film 
actor and it's sunny and all 

1039
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,120
that. 
So yeah, probably LA. 

1040
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,200
Last question, Owen Tier says 
how you keep busy during 

1041
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,680
isolation. 
I've probably answered that on 

1042
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,680
this podcast, but. 
Just. 

1043
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,000
Making videos, making sketches, 
doing all, doing all my wee 

1044
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,840
funnies, you know that and just 
spend a bit of quality time 

1045
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:45,480
with, with my wife. 
So yeah, just sort of just sort 

1046
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,040
of messing about. 
I'm just doing the things I 

1047
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,520
would normally do, but kind of 
more of them and not any other 

1048
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,800
things, you know, like I'm not. 
Going out to. 

1049
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,200
What like going out to the gym 
or anything like that? 

1050
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,640
So. 
Just trying to keep it all 

1051
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,560
normal, you know? 
But it won't be. 

1052
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,840
I mean, this podcast, in three 
weeks, God knows what I'll be 

1053
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,040
doing. 
I'll be totally nude, you know, 

1054
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:10,400
just talking about Russian 
abstract painting, guys. 

1055
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,640
Thanks. 
Very, very, very much for 

1056
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,600
listening to or watching the 
podcast. 

1057
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,680
The podcast is everywhere. 
I put the link up to it. 

1058
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,520
You can get an Apple podcast, 
Spotify, wherever I'm going a 

1059
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,000
bit faster because I need to 
pee. 

1060
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:26,440
So bad, so bad. 
And the video podcasts on 

1061
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,160
YouTube as well comes out twice 
a week. 

1062
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,600
Tea with me. 
I also do the Boy Town podcast 

1063
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,120
every Thursday with Dave Elliott
and it'll be back next week. 

1064
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,120
Right back at you. 
We're going to do that over the 

1065
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,720
phone, but it'll still hopefully
sound pretty good. 

1066
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,120
Thanks for listening. 
Tea with me, patreon.com/tea 

1067
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,800
with me pod. 
If you want to really support 

1068
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,320
the podcast, I'd appreciate that
and you can check it out and see

1069
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,240
what's available. 
Thank you very much for 

1070
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:52,200
listening and watching. 
See you send your questions in. 

1071
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,280
Oh, forgot about this. 
We have an e-mail address, 

1072
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,560
whichisteawithmepod@gmail.com, 
and you can send voice questions

1073
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,760
in and we'll do those next week.
Thanks for listening and 

1074
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,600
watching. 
Get that kettle on.

