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October 8th and 9th. 
Welcome to this episode of the 

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Tea with Me podcast with me, she
and Todd. 

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Before we get into this episode,
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podcast. 
Now let's get into the the two 

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big hitters. 
The back This podcast kicking 

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off with Thompson's tea. 
Who? 

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Who are the guys behind Panjana?
Now you might not know this, but

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these guys started making tea in
the 1800s and before that 

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Belfast was just chaos. 
You know those times of, you 

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know, the royal job, the Romans,
you know, all these different 

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kinds of guys. 
And honestly, when the Thompson 

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family invented Punjana, it all 
stopped. 

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And I think we'll all agree it's
been playing sailing here since 

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I think the catalyst for peace 
here. 

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And I hope they don't mind me 
saying it has been Punjana. 

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It's been keeping every because,
you know, you'll have to bet you

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would have had the visions in 
the past back then. 

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But all the Thompson family did 
was pour the cups here, have a 

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swig of that. 
Oh, all of a sudden, peace and 

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love. 
And yeah, they've been making 

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tea since 1800s. 
All people think Panjana comes 

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from a far away place, like 
because it's exotic, you're a 

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far away place. 
Like, you know, Alicante or 

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Malaga, That's the best I could 
do. 

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But it doesn't. 
It's made in Belfast. 

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It's been made in Belfast for 
100 years. 

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It's Northern Ireland's number 
one selling tea. 

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You know what Panjana are all 
about? 

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You know what their slogan is? 
Fuck the best with the rest. 

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No, no, that's not, No, that's 
all of it. 

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That's everyone else's slogan. 
They say they thought about that

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one and then they sacked the guy
who said that and then they said

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fuck the rest, we're the best. 
That's what it is. 

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That's what Pajana is. 
It's Northern Ireland's number 

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one selling tea. 
You know it, we love it. 

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And thanks to them for 
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everyone in here uses it. 
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for this time of the year 
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where you go. 
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year. 
Take care of it now. 

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It's like, what's an example of 
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about later and then it becomes 
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All that stuff is in the bio. 

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But let's get into this episode.
My guest today is I mean, you 

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guys might have seen like look, 
this podcast we're over on tech 

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talk. 
We're doing the tech talk thing.

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I don't know what tech talk is. 
I'm on it. 

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I don't know what to do. 
I'm like, I'm like your dad at a

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Tiësto concert. 
I'm there and I'm claiming to 

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enjoy the music but I don't, I 
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But I've been aware of this guy 
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different projects he's been 
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And look, I enjoy magic, I enjoy
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But it's something I struggle to
enjoy because I I need to know 

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like how it's done. 
But I but in the last few, in 

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the last while, I've realised I 
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You don't know how it's done, 
you don't know how it's done. 

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My guest today is Jewel M, but 
may I drop the M and just call 

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you Jewel? 
You may, absolutely. 

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Excellent be so awkward if I had
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We're still getting used. 
People will now say Jewel M Only

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reason I call it Jewel M is the 
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posters and that sort of thing. 
You're showing Mawhinney, 

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Mawhinney and well, here we 
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else and they're like, but 
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Joel M also sounds a little bit 
French or Korean, so that's 

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nice. 
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Joel M Like it sounds like 1. 
That's true. 

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I mean, it was kind of Cardi B 
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that, but I hate saying it. 
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You know, an Irish Cardi B? 
Very similar. 

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We've been, we've been compared 
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It is a silly thing when people 
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don't know. 
It feels weird, you know, I feel

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like you're getting too big for 
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You know what I mean? 
Because I know, I know some 

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people was sort of stage names 
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Was there anything else in the 
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There was never no, and it just 
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I was speaking to another 
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He said no, When he's terrible, 
just go Amazon, OK. 

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And then he's kind of stuck. 
There's more? 

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Any sausages? 
No. 

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There are yeah, no relationship.
That's absolutely. 

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But that's that's that's proof 
that it can work. 

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This is true. 
I mean, it's, isn't it David 

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Mooney sausages? 
I think it is possibly. 

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Well, my middle name is David, 
so there's something there did. 

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You know, work, you make magic 
out of anything. 

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Because I don't know what you 
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sudden there was a link. 
Yeah. 

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Something happened. 
No, I've never actually, Well, 

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maybe. 
I don't think I've tried Mooney 

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sausages but I've heard they're 
very good. 

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Have you ever had the right 
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Yes, well. 
Because I get weird about 

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writing comedians. 
I'm sure I was about to say, 

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yeah, similar sort of thing. 
And whenever I the first time it

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was weird, was getting car 
insurance and they're like, So 

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what do you do? 
And I didn't want to say 

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magician because because I 
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school starting to do it and it 
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Hard time magicians, a weird 
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Yeah, it sounds awful. 
So I decided what was that I 

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went for the girl actually felt 
a bit sorry for when she's like,

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right, Well, we go like digital 
digital marketer because I had 

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like a Facebook page, you know 
what I mean? 

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I've never actually wrote 
Magician, but now and again I do

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have to do it. 
And I mean, I'll go to any 

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lengths to not write Magician 
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questions can ask, you know? 
Yeah, but you don't need to 

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write it down. 
You just look at it, visualise, 

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and then all of a sudden it's 
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It's. 
Focused really, really hard. 

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I get I do get weird about 
saying comedian. 

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Like for example, if I'm in a 
taxi and the guy goes, what do 

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you do? 
Oh yeah. 

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Sometimes I'll say all writer 
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write and one time a guy asked 
me what I write and I said 

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literature and then just left it
there to make the fucking 

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talking. 
About that's not good. 

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Yeah, I've, it's a, it's a weird
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magician people, they can't just
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They want to say a trick, 
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Seem exactly. 
They're like, tell me a joke. 

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Yeah, that's worse than do a 
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That's way worse. 
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Will you always do it or? 
If they ask, I'll do it. 

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Yeah, if they ask, I'll do it. 
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to meet a magician and the one 
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magic, you know what I mean? 
It kind of ruins it for 

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everyone. 
So I will do something. 

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It is tricky though. 
If it's like a taxi, what do you

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do? 
He's driving the car, you know 

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what I mean? 
So you have to. 

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All of a sudden you cut your 
fingers and you're driving it 

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and he's in the back. 
I see that. 

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Would be. 
I wish I could use magic for 

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actual useful stuff like that, 
not just not just tick tock. 

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What's your go to? 
What's your go to? 

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Go to well, it depends. 
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and there's no barrier like a 
car for example, they're really 

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quick car trick or something 
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Some really fast tricky in 
Northern Ireland in the winter 

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where your hands are reason 
cold. 

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That's a tricky one. 
Or the. 

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Magicians can't work here for 
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We're. 
Actually useless no I did an 

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event the other day and it was 
it was indoor but it was Saint 

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Georges market and are in I was 
like I don't know if I still 

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have this in my hand like locked
free. 

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Did one in Yuri couple years 
back and I had to just revert to

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just basically chatting to 
people towards them because I 

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just couldn't do it. 
Hands locked, freezing gold. 

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The ultimate trick in Yuri would
be taking diesel and turn it 

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red. 
That would be. 

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My uncle's very good at that. 
He's magalbris #1 magician. 

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He actually is, Yeah, the joke 
is true, yeah. 

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Which we work together now is. 
I've only done a few gigs in 

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Yuri now and a half the the both
being interesting ones. 

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Well, I will loads of stuff. 
I want to ask you, but I only 

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know performing from a comedy 
point of view and and there's 

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comedy clubs, there's 
established comedy nights and 

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you want to be a comedian, You 
go to your spot there and you go

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to that one. 
But magic seems like something 

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that there's not like, unless 
you tell me different. 

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It doesn't seem to be like a 
circuit where once a month this 

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venue has a magic night that's. 
Not really. 

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Well, there's there's one in 
Belfast, but that's only recent,

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maybe four years ago. 
There's one, it's not even on 

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the minute because I because I 
could obviously, but it was 

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called Midweek Magic and that's 
kind of one of the, it's like 

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the one place I went to test new
stuff and it was black box and 

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you know the green room. 
Yeah, me too. 

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Yeah, a few people I know are 
like that. 

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It's a good, good starter spot. 
I did my first ticket to there 

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as well and the green room, good
fun. 

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But they did a night called 
Midweek by the way. 

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It was good fun. 
Did you? 

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My first ticketed show? 
No way. 

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Yeah. 
Big room. 

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Say any. 
Say any food on three that just 

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comes in. 
Say any food that comes in your 

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head on three. 
So you know what's mad is when 

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you're a magician, the pressure 
now is on is like, he should get

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that right, even if it's not the
same thing. 

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We'll get this right ready. 
Go are we talking favourite food

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or is that no? 
Just a food that's in your head.

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Yeah, have it, have it. 
So I've got, I feel like I've 

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got yours. 
I don't know if you have 123 

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avocado. 
Avocado. 

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So yeah, I did week magic. 
It may have. 

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Sounded like I said something 
different there, but I did 

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actually say avocado. 
It's just, I just, I need a 

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drink of water. 
See, I just misspoke very 

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quickly, but we're In Sync. 
I mean, midweek magic. 

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I mean, I don't know. 
I think I don't even really want

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my. 
I feel like I want weekend 

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magic. 
This was the thing, it was on a 

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Wednesday night, you know what I
mean? 

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She didn't really get a mad 
crowd. 

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I know where mad. 
They had problem. 

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Mad Magic. 
You know what's a weirdo? 

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Because I growing up in Bangor, 
I thought I was the only 

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magician in the country. 
Because there was like in London

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you have the magic circle and 
stuff like that. 

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But here I didn't think there 
was anything like that. 

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So when I heard about this magic
night, I was like, holy smokes, 

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there's there's more of us and 
there are, there's not many, but

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there's a few. 
It is very much like that. 

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Yeah. 
And it we're a very odd group, I

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have to tell you. 
I don't. 

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It's a straight, it's a strange 
thing. 

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I mean, I certainly was the 
youngest by a good few years, 

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like at least 10 years. 
And still, I'm weirdly haven't 

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been a whole lot of new young 
people that have kind of sprung 

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it up, which is obviously good 
for me for night, but. 

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That's. 
It's strange, you know? 

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It's not that different to 
comedy really in that I think 

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when I was starting there was 
quite a few people in their like

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1819, my age doing it and then 
and now the youngest people, or 

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maybe I'm just getting older, 
the youngest people doing to 

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feel like they're like mid 20s. 
There's no. 

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Like people drop off as well. 
There's a lot of people that 

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kind of start and they'll will 
do it and then so don't. 

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But you know that's I want. 
To know about like those first 

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gigs, but like take me backs 
you're saying about growing up 

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in Bangor, I feel like everyone 
gets it. 

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Everyone has that time where you
see your first card trick from 

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like your dad or an uncle or 
someone and that if that doesn't

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ignite, you want them to do that
trick. 

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I don't know who you are because
as soon as you see a card trick,

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you, you want to do it. 
Teach me how to do that. 

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And the first time you get 
taught it and you do it in front

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of the people, that is such like
a rush. 

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It's an addiction, like for 
sure. 

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I think that's what keeps most 
people doing it, you know? 

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My my first one was thing was my
dad got a pen sitting side by 

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side in the sofa. 
He drew a circle. 

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He said one I'll make his pen 
disappear 2-3 and all of a 

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sudden gone. 
No pet. 

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No, I don't want it. 
Just in case you want to use 

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that. 
I don't want to tell you how he 

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does. 
It I know. 

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But, but let's just say on the 
back of the sofa there might 

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have been a pen and there might 
have been. 

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But when I saw that I couldn't 
explain it. 

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I thought I have seen real 
magic. 

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And then he told me it and then 
when I showed it to people. 

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Yes, that that. 
Feeling is as a kid, you're 

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like. 
Old would you been? 

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22. 
You know what? 

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Most magicians do get into magic
in their 20s. 

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Like weirdly enough, I always 
thought most people were just 

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like me because it was 5 or 6 
years old for me. 

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But most people, it's older and 
they get into it usually as a 

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way to pick up girls. 
That's what I that's what I 

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find. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
And then they find they actually

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like it and they kind of keep it
up. 

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But did you and find it doesn't 
work on picking up crazy 

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anyways, you know a by least you
can do magic tricks, Yeah? 

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Did you, would you say about you
were five or six? 

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Yeah. 
Did you see some? 

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Was something on TV you saw or? 
Or it wasn't. 

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First trick I saw was in real 
life and it was because my Papa,

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grandfather, he wasn't still his
big fan of Magic, especially 

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Paul Daniels. 
He used to watch him on the TV. 

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So we were out in Orlando. 
I figure it was where is it 

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where there's Disneyland? 
Paul Daniels. 

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Me and Paul Daniels, we were 
having a good time and it was 

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weird he was hanging out with a 
5 year old. 

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That was strange looking back. 
But he could, if people looked 

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at your passport, he could 
change the age on it just like 

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that's. 
True. 

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You know, it's very yeah, I 
can't. 

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I laugh. 
But anytime was at magic clubs, 

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I always was so, so young. 
I remember the first time I was 

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dropped off at a magic club, my 
mom, like didn't leave. 

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She stayed. 
She was like, this is, yeah. 

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Weird, you drop your kid off at 
a. 

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Moment. 
Well. 

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What you find as well as you 
hear, like magic club, that's so

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cool, it's like a wizard school,
but really it's just a bunch of 

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guys drinking pints, like 
showing each other car tricks, 

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you know what I mean? 
Anyway. 

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You were on a family trip to 
Orlando. 

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Family trip to Orlando and five 
or six years old and there's a 

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Magic shop not there anymore 
shut down sadly called Magic 

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Masters and Papa wheeled me in 
there and we stayed for most of 

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the holiday. 
That was that was kind of it 

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Nobody else had any interest but
they. 

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I remember the tricks pretty 
vividly and I remember being 

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really shorts. 
I couldn't quite see the tricks 

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he had to hold me up type thing 
but most people think getting 

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the magic because they're like 
that's really cool I want to do 

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it for me it was that pisses me 
off. 

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I don't know how you did that 
that's me so teach me I want I 

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want the logic behind it. 
You know, that's always been 

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what it has been for me. 
Like obviously, you know, yeah, 

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Rush and the entertainment is 
fun, but like I just problem 

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solving head turns on them like 
high on earth. 

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So that's what it was more of a 
problem solving thing as opposed

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to I want to do this for other 
people, you just wanted to. 

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Know it was a selfish thing for 
sure yeah. 

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Which I think you get into magic
for two reasons. 

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Either that and there's less 
people get into for that reason.

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Usually those people end up 
creating magic rather than 

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performing it. 
Or you get into out of like a 

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place of insecurity. 
And it's quite a quick 

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fraudulent way to impress 
people, you know. 

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So you do get a lot of people 
who maybe don't have social 

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skills, whatever will get into 
magic. 

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And it's a good thing. 
It is a crutch, I'll say that. 

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But yeah, yeah, it is a good 
thing. 

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So I got into it. 
I just like high on Earth. 

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And still now if I see a trick, 
can't figure it out, wrecks my 

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head. 
So except for ours and ours 

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trying to piece it together, you
know? 

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Yeah. 
Because. 

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Because I would think the longer
you do it, the more I would 

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think you could look at any 
trick in the world. 

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I know, but is every trick so 
different? 

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Well, no, I think it's more that
magicians, we are quite creative

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people. 
So there's always new stuff 

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coming out and there's no way 
aligned to it. 

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But like comedy, I mean, you're 
hopefully never going to run out

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of jokes. 
People just keep coming up with 

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new tricks. 
And I mean, I hope, I mean, 

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we'll see. 
Yes. 

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For me it was just it was that I
wanted to figure out how the 

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tricks were done and just kind 
of kept that. 

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I do remember the first one I 
ever because my Papa bought me 

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the tricks, which is another 
weird double standard magic, 

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which is you can't reveal the 
secret. 

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Yeah, unless you like pay up. 
So it's like, OK, if you're 

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charging for it, you know what I
mean? 

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Anyway, paid up, got this little
card trick and got a trick with 

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that. 
You might even seen it. 

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It was a pen trick as well 
actually, where you stick a pen 

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through a banknote and then RIP 
the banknote and it goes back 

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together. 
So it was my first 2 tricks and 

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got a Marvin's Magic kit from a 
friend Christopher. 

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That was it. 
When did you, when did you see 

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that? 
When did you start to go oh I 

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want to perform these? 
Straight away, straight away. 

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As soon as I got it, I was back 
to the hotel and I was 

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practising. 
I have a weird memory because in

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the, I don't know, it must be an
apartment. 

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We were standing or hotel or 
something. 

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Got robbed. 
I remember my first thing was 

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like, oh, I wonder was the magic
trick storm? 

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And I wasn't. 
So I sat in the hot tub inside. 

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What a weird vibe. 
This is actually learning a card

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trick in a hot tub at six years 
old. 

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I remember that. 
It was pretty good. 

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Never kind of topped up. 
Yeah. 

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So much self-confidence back 
then. 

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Don't have anymore. 
I was, yeah, weirdly remember 

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that vividly, like. 
And then I just kind of kept 

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learning them, you know, I 
didn't know anything else. 

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That was it. 
And I used to find it weird 

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growing up being like, what do 
people do in their spare time if

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they're not learning magic 
tricks? 

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Could never understand. 
I was just. 

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That was everything that I did. 
You thought they were. 

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They were the weird ones, 
correct? 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I think it's strange because of 

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magic. 
The most interesting part is the

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stuff you're not really meant to
talk about. 

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So you have this huge part of 
your life, which is like this 

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big secret that you spent all 
this time by yourself. 

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So in my head, I was like, well,
what do people fill that time 

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with? 
You know, I'm just sitting. 

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I remember being so little that 
I couldn't understand what the 

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magic books meant. 
So my mom used to sit for Simon.

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She would read through the pages
and kind of tell me how the 

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tricks worked. 
Then eventually I learned how to

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read, which was a good moment in
my life. 

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Read the magic books herself. 
And at what point do you go want

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to be a performer like like on a
stage or you want to take it 

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more seriously, Imagine like as 
supportive as your parents maybe

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were. 
It's a tough one that to to go, 

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you know. 
You know yourself. 

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It's it's one of those things. 
You know, uni and stuff sounds 

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great. 
Magician. 

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I want to be a magician. 
Let's see what the comedian like

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it. 
It totally you. 

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Worry about I definitely worried
about what people would say, not

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my parents, but I was worried 
about what the general reaction 

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people think 100% do this. 
Oh, my dad, he like lectured at 

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Queen's uni for a while and 
stuff. 

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So and they both went to uni. 
So that was kind of the route 

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that was meant to take credit to
mom and dad, they were really 

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good. 
They let me take a, a gap year 

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and then it's like another gap 
year and another gap year and I 

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think I'm on gap year number 59,
you know. 

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So they were good. 
Their whole thing was if they 

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saw me working hard, they didn't
really mind. 

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So I did my levels. 
That was the deal with do my 

450
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,960
levels and get a year and 
nothing really did happen in 

451
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,520
that first year, but I wanted to
do it when I was really little 

452
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,880
credit like to me in a way. 
I knew that that was going to be

453
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,320
a weird conversation to have at 
18, so I started doing shows 

454
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,320
early so I would at least there 
was something there by the time.

455
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,800
I. 
Like I got my first job at 11. 

456
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,000
I was doing, there's a cabaret 
club in Belfast and I used to go

457
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,560
around the tables doing magic 
tricks at the little booth. 

458
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,600
So I got that and it was that 
was I think probably the first 

459
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,080
like residency gig or whatever I
had. 

460
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,640
So 1111 you. 
Get it? 

461
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,600
Do you ever get? 
Definitely wasn't you getting. 

462
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,120
Any shit or? 
People Oh yeah, yeah. 

463
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,000
Load Well, I got more the older 
I got. 

464
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,720
Like when I was younger at 11, 
they were like, oh, bless them, 

465
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,680
you know, and then you do 
something good and it would be 

466
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,920
good. 
But I, I stopped that when I was

467
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,520
16 and I was at the point where 
I was looking to do more stage 

468
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,360
stuff and less close up. 
But the abuse started to get 

469
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,000
worse and worse and worse. 
You know, which you have to 

470
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,400
expect part of the fun, to be 
honest. 

471
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,160
You know, if you can learn to do
cabaret, you can do most crimes.

472
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,360
I can understand people. 
Giving shit to someone like me, 

473
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,360
like a comedian on stage who's 
going I'm funny because people 

474
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,920
do find that like people take 
that kind of personally of like 

475
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,720
how, how dare you think you're 
funny. 

476
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,120
But do my I, I can't imagine, 
but you're telling me different.

477
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,280
I can't imagine people giving 
shit to someone who's doing 

478
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,440
tricks. 
It's less like. 

479
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,440
Oh. 
He's in the box. 

480
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,840
It's not. 
Really, that thing, it's more 

481
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,680
than I think. 
And to be honest, I've only got 

482
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,040
it really in Northern Irish, 
Northern Ireland, when I travel 

483
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,280
to other places, do shows, I 
don't really get this as much, 

484
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,640
but they're more just having the
crack, you know what I mean? 

485
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:57,320
But when you're doing magic and 
a big part of supposed to show 

486
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,000
is that some things have to say 
secret, you're nervous about 

487
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
people striking stuff out. 
I'm not so much anymore because 

488
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,320
I've done enough shows to know 
that people don't. 

489
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,360
It's more like wisecrack uncles.
They'll try and ruin the trick 

490
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,480
on purpose type thing. 
It's less shouting out from the 

491
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,600
audience. 
It'll usually be someone on 

492
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,600
stage. 
You know, because you do. 

493
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,000
Is there? 
Any audience interaction, like 

494
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,320
on stage, in your in your show? 
Oh, so much, yeah. 

495
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,440
And you know, you just. 
Have no idea what you're what's 

496
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,040
going to happen. 
That is part of the fun though. 

497
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,320
You know well exactly that 
makes. 

498
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,000
It yeah, I think I'm literally 
saying the podcast before this 

499
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,360
that we that we recorded that 
when when you do crowd work and 

500
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,920
stand up, people find it so 
impressive because they know 

501
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,040
that they go and see you and 
you're telling stories and 1% of

502
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,800
people will think every night 
this is a totally different show

503
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,120
and he's making this up from 
scratch. 

504
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,000
You're not you've been working 
on these stories, trying to make

505
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,600
punch lines better, all that 
sort of thing. 

506
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,720
But when you're doing off the 
cuff crowd work, the audience 

507
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,120
go. 
I'm not saying it's magic. 

508
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,000
But the audience go, this is 
unplanned. 

509
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,440
And they're like, I think they 
can. 

510
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,720
I think they can look at it and 
go, well, I could get up there 

511
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,120
and tell a story. 
I don't know how funny, but I 

512
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,560
could do it. 
But when you do good crowd work,

513
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,280
I think they go, well, that's 
what I couldn't do. 

514
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,840
Yeah, I think is what? 
Separates from good magicians as

515
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,120
well as the ability to do that 
different sort of thing. 

516
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,440
But, yeah. 
And I think a good magic show 

517
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,840
should feel like it's happening 
once and it's not going to 

518
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,680
happen again as well. 
That was always my problem with 

519
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,680
the really, like, big box Vegas 
stuff is you could tell every 

520
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,800
night the girl gets in the box, 
she gets cut. 

521
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,040
Yeah. 
And that's just for me. 

522
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,960
That stuff's amazing. 
And I couldn't do it nor afford 

523
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,880
to get those big props. 
I like one comedian. 

524
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,240
When I go and watch comedian, he
fucks around and I go, I know he

525
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,720
didn't mean to say that, but he 
just thought of it on the spot 

526
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,800
and he's enjoying it. 
Yes. 

527
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,120
Like I like to see. 
I think it's more fun 

528
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,840
definitely. 
And if you do have a show, this 

529
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,320
audience interactive, just by 
nature, it's going to be 

530
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,360
different every night anyway 
because every single person is 

531
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,440
different for the most part. 
But how did it go down in 

532
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,400
school? 
Like what? 

533
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,440
What sort of school life did you
have? 

534
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,960
Because it's. 
It's it's. 

535
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,440
Weird. 
I try to be honest, looking 

536
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,920
back, like in hindsight it was 
grand, you know, I never got 

537
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,080
like ferociously bullied or 
anything for doing the magic 

538
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,240
thing. 
Like I know some people did. 

539
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,680
But I think that's in fairness, 
people were pretty nice to me. 

540
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,520
I went to an all boys school, so
I just there was no pressure for

541
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,520
me like use magic to like 
impress a girl or something. 

542
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,760
So I just kind of I used it just
to have the crack, you know what

543
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,080
I mean? 
And I didn't really do a lot of 

544
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,040
magic in school in fairness, 
more for the teachers have 

545
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,240
anything like the teachers like 
watching it and that was cool. 

546
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,560
I used to tell teachers their 
bank pin codes and stuff when I 

547
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,240
started doing the that was fun. 
I usually don't wear some 

548
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,800
tights. 
See even not. 

549
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,480
Like you're saying that like 
just like a quick one? 

550
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,240
I can't fathom, you know, I 
like, you know if. 

551
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,880
You guess a pin code. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

552
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,040
I. 
Can't understand. 

553
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,520
I can't understand that I can't 
understand. 

554
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,400
That's a whole different side 
of. 

555
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,080
It so I started doing all the 
classic card magic and 

556
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,120
manipulation stuff, all that and
pickpocket in classic stuff. 

557
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,480
And then at some point I made a 
shift to the mind reading. 

558
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,320
Not it's not psychic like 
obviously it's there's a trick, 

559
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,280
yeah. 
And so I moved into that and 

560
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,840
then got really into the 
hypnosis stuff, realised that 

561
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,640
wasn't for me because it was 
just a bit too serious, you 

562
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,680
know, and there is a bit of risk
with it as well. 

563
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,600
Then kind of move back more 
towards just the magic thing. 

564
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,800
And then now I mix them, you 
know, like the pickpocket stuff.

565
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,200
Like, that is nearly one of the 
most impressive things. 

566
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,600
Yeah, that's, that's cool. 
Still all magic like that. 

567
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:18,280
Is like when you just take 
someone unaware like that's as. 

568
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,320
I was pickpocketed once as well 
and I didn't spot it. 

569
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,240
And I think after that happened,
I remember then seeing a guy 

570
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,560
called Apollo Robbins and I kind
of saw he's an amazing guy. 

571
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,080
Should watch his Ted talk. 
He pickpockets people after he 

572
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,000
tells them he's going to do it. 
So he'll he'll look at you and 

573
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,640
say in a minute, I'm going to 
steal your belt. 

574
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,920
You won't catch me. 
And he steals their down belt 

575
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,280
and you're like high on earth. 
But when it happens to you, you 

576
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,920
don't see it. 
So I don't do as much of that 

577
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,320
after I heard a Horror Story 
friend of mine, he's doing an 

578
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,640
event, wealthy people of that 
event, big, good booking, good 

579
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,320
booking and stole this guy's 
Rolex off his wrist, which is 

580
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,880
cool. 
But also he dropped the Rolex 

581
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,320
and smashed the face. 
So after that I was like, I just

582
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,760
don't know. 
I just don't know. 

583
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,680
I mean, I would do with a 
Magician Casio. 

584
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,680
Or something like. 
His they would survive anything.

585
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,640
I have a few myself. 
No hate. 

586
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,080
No hate. 
I have a few myself if a 

587
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,960
magician. 
Smashed the face of my Casio. 

588
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,080
I would say it's alright mate, 
don't worry, just fix it, yeah? 

589
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,520
And I like. 
Surely that's part of the deal, 

590
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,120
you know what I mean? 
Yeah, he could track. 

591
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,840
Do people ever do? 
That sort of shit where they're 

592
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,000
like, they do listen. 
Sort that out for me, can you 

593
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,080
do? 
You know what's funny You? 

594
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,960
Get two types of. 
Two types of people where what 

595
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,880
you'll get say this is classic 
when I used to do tables and 

596
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,760
Cadbury as you do the tricks and
you get the same stuff every 

597
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,640
single night and you know 
yourself, you hear the same 

598
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,120
things every single night. 
The classic one is you meet my 

599
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:42,960
wife, disappear and you're like 
good one mate, good one and he's

600
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,440
like no man. 
Like seriously. 

601
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,880
Seriously. 
Yeah, it comes up to you. 

602
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,120
And the wife wants the exact 
same thing as well. 

603
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,080
And the other one was you make 
the bill disappear, make the 

604
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,840
bill disappear and you're like, 
oh, good one, good one. 

605
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,280
And I was a real. 
Now I I'll kind of call them 

606
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,440
like I have a fun with it. 
Back then I was like a real 

607
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,360
people pleaser. 
So I'd smile, laugh along with 

608
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,000
it as well. 
But you know after the 900 and 

609
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,240
then you go and pay their. 
Bill Yeah. 

610
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,480
Yeah, it's magic. 
I make nothing off the night. 

611
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,240
So you hear there was ones, but 
then what you get is yet people 

612
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,880
and I should do something and 
you'll be like a good one. 

613
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,800
And then you realise they're 
being serious. 

614
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,680
You know they're being 
absolutely. 

615
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,600
So you get asked for lottery 
numbers all the time. 

616
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,520
I'll get asked to gender reveals
to get asked to do like dicing 

617
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,520
to see what gender the child is,
things like that, you know, and 

618
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,800
you don't want to offend them by
laughing because sometimes 

619
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,960
they're being deadly serious, 
you know, and sometimes they'll 

620
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,520
ask you to do things, which I 
suppose in their head they 

621
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,240
thinks possibly like that is 
like you'll do a card trick 

622
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:43,440
right on whatever happens, card 
jumps to the top of the pack and

623
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,000
they're like, well done. 
And then they'll just suggest 

624
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,680
something outrageous like could 
you make go on that light bulb? 

625
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,560
And you're like, I believe you 
think I can do that, and I look 

626
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,840
awful, but I can't do that. 
The worst was, you know, the 

627
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,280
magician Dynamo. 
Yeah, yeah. 

628
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,200
He was like, right at the 
primers fame whenever I was just

629
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,480
starting to do starting to do 
gigs. 

630
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,400
And the classic 1 you get all 
the time is can you put my 

631
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,640
mobile phone in the glass 
bottle? 

632
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,160
You'd get that all the time. 
And like, if you went up to 

633
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,640
Dynamo and asked him to do that,
there's a chance he might not be

634
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,240
able to do that either, you know
what I mean? 

635
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,080
So because there's a certain 
amount of prep. 

636
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,960
But yeah, people do expect, 
like, actual miracles. 

637
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,840
And of course, you can do some 
stuff which would rival that 

638
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,400
point. 
I kind of want to choose. 

639
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,560
I was going to ask if you take 
us up. 

640
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,880
To 1000 patrons, I will I. 
Will I take cash for jobs like 

641
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,520
that? 
You're. 

642
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,200
All the accounts I don't, I am, 
yeah. 

643
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,560
It's not really magic, but I 
mean it gets the job done. 

644
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,760
What? 
What's like? 

645
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,680
No, I, I can't be a hypocrite 
here because I I do material, 

646
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,280
but being a comedian, it's one 
of the only jobs for people 

647
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,360
asking for a live demonstration 
of your job when you say you do.

648
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,440
Yeah. 
So I, I'm hesitant to say you 

649
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,280
show us a little bit of 
something because I would love 

650
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,080
to, but if, but I worry saying 
that because that's like if I 

651
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,760
was on a podcast, someone can 
tell us a joke. 

652
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,720
I don't really have one liners 
so I'd have to go only really 

653
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,160
tell stories and I don't know. 
But I would love to see. 

654
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,640
Something, but I understand if 
you I I. 

655
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,520
Have to tell you the truth, 
yeah. 

656
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,560
I do all this stuff on. 
Camera. 

657
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,520
I can't do anything in real 
life, right? 

658
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,560
It's all fake, right? 
Yeah. 

659
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,280
Fair. 
So. 

660
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,400
Like and what was the moment? 
No, I'd love to show you that 

661
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,320
love to show you something. 
I see how much we can get you 

662
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,160
boys down the back involved as 
well, but of fun. 

663
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,040
I have you so have you seen have
you seen many magicians live 

664
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,200
before? 
I was like, he's going to. 

665
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,720
Have to ask us to cut that after
the. 

666
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,120
You know what's funny as well is
you do get more and more. 

667
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,600
There's a lot of. 
I'll keep this here. 

668
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,800
Don't want to be a bad boy. 
There's a lot, by the way. 

669
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,480
See No. 
Anything you do, I'm watching. 

670
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,960
It's like you setting something 
up. 

671
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,280
That's the other thing is. 
See, as a magician, people just 

672
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,640
watch you for the weirdest 
stuff. 

673
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,560
I was doing a live YouTube show 
last weekend and after I did all

674
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,080
the tricks, I was in the green 
room after showing tricks review

675
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,080
and I actually had so I've I've 
bad discs in my back so and I 

676
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,760
had like sciatica going down my 
legs. 

677
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,200
So I'm shifting around my chair 
like this. 

678
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,120
They're like, what's he doing? 
What is he doing? 

679
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,960
I'm like, my back is really 
sore. 

680
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,560
Leave me alone. 
Or you might like reach in your 

681
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,240
pocket to take out your phone or
yeah. 

682
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,520
Yeah, but I also. 
Understand that because that's 

683
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,880
me when I go see a magic show 
too, like the guy walks from one

684
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,240
side of the stage to the other, 
like what's he getting? 

685
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,760
He's getting something, you 
know, and usually to be fair to 

686
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,760
them, usually I'm doing 
something so right. 

687
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,200
They are right to watch it in 
fairness. 

688
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,160
But I always going to say is 
jokes aside, like I joke about 

689
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,800
them not being able to do tricks
like that is like a problem 

690
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,120
that's happening these days is 
you get a lot of these magicians

691
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,400
who they'll do magic on social 
media because it's a low barrier

692
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,840
entry to pokes on the line. 
Like, but then they'll get 

693
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,520
booked for a show and they've 
never, never, ever done a trick 

694
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,520
their person in in real life 
because they've learned it over 

695
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,160
lockdown or whatever. 
Well, that's like. 

696
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,640
People that maybe do sketches 
and get known for like, or maybe

697
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,200
like, you know, around to the 
camera, Yeah, where it's got 

698
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,400
punch lines, but it's not stand 
up. 

699
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,360
And I'm not. 
Yeah. 

700
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,680
As time's going on, I'm. 
I'm less snobby about stand up. 

701
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,960
You might see someone like that 
say they're doing a live show in

702
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,480
the waterfront. 
There are times, I'll admit, 

703
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,400
where I would have been like, 
they shouldn't be allowed to do 

704
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,880
that. 
Yeah, you know, and now I'm not 

705
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,920
fair. 
I get fucking. 

706
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,600
Go. 
I'm like. 

707
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,680
Do it for it, but you should 
know that that will be really 

708
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,280
different to stand up 100%. 
You see it take venues on and 

709
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,400
and when it in front of a live 
audience. 

710
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:15,280
You can see people just not have
that comfort where if they are 

711
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,080
naturally funny, which a lot of 
people, if there's people on on 

712
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,480
tech talk and they get on and 
rant about a new subject once a 

713
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,960
day. 
If you have like funny bones and

714
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,480
decent delivery, you can make it
work. 

715
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,560
You could. 
Get in but. 

716
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,440
Just get in at the bottom level 
and enjoy it and learn. 

717
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,960
I think that I think it. 
Is smart when you're doing Gates

718
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,520
particularly, it's good to start
small. 

719
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,240
I mean, I'd be mortified now if 
the next gig I was going to do 

720
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,600
was a huge theatre and I hadn't 
done all those shows back in the

721
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,520
day. 
I think that builds those. 

722
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,560
Yeah, exactly. 
You also. 

723
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,960
Enjoy being the person with the 
person on the bill with no 

724
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,720
pressure. 
You know you're doing a 5 minute

725
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,040
spot. 
Yes, enjoy that because you get 

726
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,840
the mess around and you get to 
do it wrong. 

727
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,720
That's what that thing. 
Midweek magic was for me back in

728
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,200
the day, but it was also a great
night. 

729
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,320
It was good fun. 
But you had the choice of doing 

730
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,840
a wee stand up. 
And that's when I started doing 

731
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,160
stand up. 
Rather than doing it in the 

732
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,160
Cavalry Club with 100 people 
where they would just hurl abuse

733
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,240
at you. 
I'd rather do it in a kind of 

734
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,000
safe part where they're there to
see magic as well. 

735
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,280
Yeah. 
Like doing a comedy night, like,

736
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,440
although maybe you get some 
headers. 

737
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,000
They are there primarily to have
a good night, you know what I 

738
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,160
mean? 
But it's better going in there 

739
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,800
rather than cold, like a 
corporate event. 

740
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,200
Yeah. 
And you've never done the trick 

741
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,360
before that, which, you know, 
that's palsy. 

742
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,240
Yeah, well, with that said, I 
should probably do something and

743
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,720
say, oh, what's in my pocket, 
what am I doing? 

744
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,080
What am I doing? 
Oh, should we do a card trick? 

745
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,400
Everyone needs to everyone. 
I'll be impressed. 

746
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,240
By everything, can you just 
pretend to be? 

747
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:33,840
Impressed. 
No. 

748
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,000
No, Genuinely. 
Mad. 

749
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,760
Like the first magic I remember 
watching a lot of was David 

750
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,240
Blaine. 
Unreal, I was watching. 

751
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,600
One of his TV specials 
yesterday. 

752
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,640
I love him, he's amazing, but I 
I'm. 

753
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,640
So impressed. 
But yeah, I'm so impressed. 

754
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,960
But you know, I remember. 
There was a magician, Criss 

755
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,880
Angel, right in the States, 
Yeah. 

756
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,720
And I was obsessed with him as a
kid. 

757
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,360
And I came across an old 
interview with him from was like

758
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,080
Hard Stern. 
I think it gave me the fear. 

759
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,240
This is this is years ago. 
I saw this because he does the 

760
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:07,560
trick and then Hard Stern just 
breaks down exactly how he did 

761
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,960
it right after that, which was 
funny because it was a really, 

762
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,560
it was a really obvious trick. 
It was so uncomfortable to 

763
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,400
watch. 
And he was kind of like, because

764
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,040
he's pure, like my freak and all
that. 

765
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,320
But the magic is. 
Actually, it's the illusion. 

766
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,760
It's a presentation. 
It's all, it's all the thing. 

767
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,760
And there's lots. 
I was. 

768
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,800
I went on Nolan last year and I 
was like, is this lad just gonna

769
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,800
watch and then reveal exactly 
how this trick is? 

770
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,040
But but of course they don't 
know I because it's it's hard to

771
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,040
remember that not everyone knows
how the tricks done. 

772
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,160
Like when you've done 100 times 
and you can see what you're 

773
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,840
doing, you know what I mean? 
But eh, the question is, I was 

774
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,640
about to say, I wonder will I 
move in a little bit tighter 

775
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,080
see, because. 
My some sets a light. 

776
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,520
I firmly. 
Believe that when I went 

777
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,120
downstairs and me a peeing 
coffee he. 

778
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,600
Did something there when? 
He did that. 

779
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,000
We did I. 
Threw him a tenner and we just, 

780
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,520
yeah, we sort of, you know, I 
used to do that sometimes 

781
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,800
whenever I did early gigs. 
This is this is another mad 

782
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,440
story. 
When I started doing cabaret, 

783
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,120
actually, I had to be followed 
around by a bodyguard like one 

784
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,840
of the bouncers because I wasn't
meant to be there. 

785
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,840
Like I was too young and that. 
So this massive big tall guy and

786
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,200
he was sweetheart type. 
Like when he used to hug me when

787
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,680
I came in, I thought I was going
to suffocate. 

788
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,800
Huge big man. 
But we figured out because he 

789
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,680
was following me every week, we 
may as well just take advantage 

790
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,320
of that. 
So I used to have him doing like

791
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,640
the system bits behind the 
scenes. 

792
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,720
So he used to do this trick 
where I would take like a ring 

793
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,560
and I would put it in my hand 
like this. 

794
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,200
And while they're looking here, 
I would sneak in the ring. 

795
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,720
It's over there. 
And he would go round the back 

796
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,480
of the bar, stick on a wine 
glass, stick the glass back 

797
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,560
together and then have one of 
the servers serve it to the 

798
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,840
table. 
So I used to have loads of fun 

799
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:40,080
getting not that I've done that 
with yourself, but just keep an 

800
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,680
eye on it does look like he 
could meddle, you know. 

801
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,520
Oh, he looks. 
Like. 

802
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,120
If ever a guy look like a 
magician's assistant, it's that 

803
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,160
guy there. 
I see. 

804
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,320
Yeah. 
Like for the since I've started 

805
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,840
hiring people, I have a like APA
and if we're right in a bite, I 

806
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,560
have to forget it's not OK to 
introduce him as my assistant 

807
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,920
because people then think he's a
magician's assistant, right? 

808
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,520
And like people don't like to 
imagine Tristan in a sparkly 

809
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,560
dress. 
I found that out. 

810
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,040
They just they don't see him 
like that, but with a name like.

811
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,720
Tristan, that's a magician's 
assistant. 

812
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,920
It is really. 
You know what I mean? 

813
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,040
Yeah. 
And he would look good in a. 

814
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,800
Sparkly dress if I was your 
assistant. 

815
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,159
I would say I'm a magician's 
assistant because I'm not lying.

816
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,960
Do you think it was very cool? 
No, you can't. 

817
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,840
I don't have time. 
I would like to be like, if I if

818
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,080
you could teach. 
It's just, it's just a big 

819
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:21,920
undertaking. 
Isn't it? 

820
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,280
Yeah, It's a big undertaking, 
right? 

821
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,320
Do you play cards at all? 
I play Jack, change it, it's a 

822
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,600
good game. 
Professional. 

823
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,320
Back to Vegas twice a year. 
This way here. 

824
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:33,800
Oh, hang on, I want to turn 
back. 

825
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,760
Maybe if I do. 
How is this? 

826
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,120
Does that work? 
This is good. 

827
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,080
This is part of it. 
This is part of the show. 

828
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,000
Yeah, that's because I look at. 
Them when they were saying that 

829
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,320
so I don't know what you've 
you've done. 

830
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,280
I'm actually just going to 
every. 

831
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,360
Time I need them to look away. 
I'm going to mess my mic up on 

832
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,000
purpose. 
Well, that's good. 

833
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,840
I'll. 
Tell you what, I'll leave the 

834
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,000
coffee on the floor to save more
space. 

835
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,159
Do you know that's actually the 
hardest part of being a magician

836
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:57,440
is the mic management, because 
usually I have a Britney mic on 

837
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,920
or whatever because I kind of 
fancy myself as a bit of a 

838
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,840
Britney. 
But yeah, that's the hardest 

839
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,040
thing. 
You'd turn up the 8 gig and I 

840
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,320
would forget to choose mics and 
you're having to do a full magic

841
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,840
show with like a handheld. 
That was a tricky 1. 

842
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,400
Is the level above that. 
We're we're all right, right. 

843
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,080
So I figure camera here. 
I'm going to show the guys at 

844
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,760
home. 
I mean you can you can kind of 

845
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,520
observe and try and catch me 
out. 

846
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Spoiler I won't be able. 
To he might. 

847
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,320
He's smart. 
Smart guy, quite a little smart 

848
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,520
guy. 
I'm going to flatter you first 

849
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,960
and then hopefully be nicer. 
I know. 

850
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,480
Can you see all the cards are 
different, Jen, can you see all 

851
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,400
the cards? 
They're all different. 

852
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,920
They are different. 
They're kind of ugly cards 

853
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,960
actually. 
Shouldn't say that someone sent 

854
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,240
me them, but they're they look 
like a like a, like a kids 

855
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,840
painting, don't they? 
They're not, they're not 

856
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,640
perfect. 
Your choice. 

857
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,360
Do you want, do you want to pick
a card or do you want to think 

858
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,840
of a card? 
I'll think of it as good that's.

859
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,480
Good. 
Think of a car. 

860
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,680
OK, in that case, let's see. 
Let's see if we can if we can do

861
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,320
this. 
Alright, hang on, I'm going to 

862
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:53,360
take a stab. 
OK, now you see, here's the. 

863
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,400
Thing right this is. 
The car I'm thinking of, yeah. 

864
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,400
I won't be able to. 
Really. 

865
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,480
I don't think I'll do the rest. 
Maybe we're starting to big. 

866
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,640
Maybe keep thinking that we'll 
come to it in a second in that 

867
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,360
case, because we don't want to 
start off with the best thing 

868
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,960
first. 
We've got to got to work our way

869
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,760
down, right? 
We have the table between us. 

870
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,760
If you were right here and have 
you poke your finger up. 

871
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,240
If you tell me to stop what I go
through, stop. 

872
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,480
Here do. 
You want to go again? 

873
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,320
Are you happy here? 
I'm happy there. 

874
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:16,760
You're. 
Sure. 

875
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,320
I'm going to put that there. 
Are there any mirror so I might 

876
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,880
be able to see? 
If you show the reflections, 

877
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,200
I'll close my eyes. 
I'll give you this. 

878
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,760
Oh, that was a good shot. 
That was great. 

879
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,520
Good shot. 
I'll close my eyes, you can show

880
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,280
the fellows in the studio. 
I'll shut my eyes like this away

881
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,040
from the mic, so you know my 
eyes really are shut. 

882
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,480
Okay. 
Are you happy with that card? 

883
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,640
Well. 
It's not the. 

884
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,040
One you were thinking of, any 
chance was it? 

885
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,880
That would be weird. 
It's not the camera I was. 

886
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,800
Thinking of or the part of 
thinking of? 

887
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,480
Sorry, I feel like I'm on the 
love magics. 

888
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,280
Hard. 
It's hard. 

889
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,200
Yeah. 
Am I good? 

890
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,800
Don't my be a shit assistant? 
Yeah, you can. 

891
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,080
Open your eyes. 
Be a brilliant assistant. 

892
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,680
It's a camera camera. 
Will be really good as. 

893
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,840
If we were actually this was the
setup and they thought that we 

894
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,320
were messing around secretly, 
you were doing the magic. 

895
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,360
Okay, I'm. 
I'm showing you guys at home one

896
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,440
more time. 
The cards are different. 

897
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,840
That is important. 
You're happy with that one? 

898
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah. 
You want to switch or you're 

899
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,240
good. 
No, I forgot my. 

900
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,440
Original card and I've 
remembered. 

901
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,160
Yeah, well, you can change that.
Anytime you want. 

902
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,520
I mean, no one's going to know 
but me, so it's all good. 

903
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,320
OK. 
No, I remember. 

904
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,800
Happy. 
Yeah, it's a lot of. 

905
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,200
It's a lot of thinking work for 
a magic trick, like it's a lot 

906
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,400
of ears. 
I'll close my eyes again and you

907
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,440
throw the card back into the 
back face so I can't see. 

908
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,720
So I'll kind of scatter them on 
here like this. 

909
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,960
OK, I'm going to close my eyes 
and you go ahead and you throw 

910
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,440
the card in for me, probably. 
Oh, it's in already. 

911
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,280
Yeah, Yeah, it's in. 
Oh, it's not that one, though. 

912
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,960
You threw it in earlier, did 
you? 

913
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,240
Sugar. 
OK, we might have to. 

914
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,400
And we've infected. 
But I'll leave. 

915
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,400
You know, it's fair. 
That's OK. 

916
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,640
So you picked the card, you saw 
the wrong were different and you

917
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,560
threw it in somewhere around 
them. 

918
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,960
Yeah. 
OK. 

919
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,200
So I obviously. 
Can't know what your card is, 

920
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,760
more so where your card is. 
My eyes were shut. 

921
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,400
I'm going to try to find it with
one hand and if I can do it, all

922
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,680
I ask is just a polite round of 
applause just for my ego, you 

923
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,640
know what I mean? 
That's all. 

924
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,440
That's all I want. 
It can even be a one handed 

925
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,480
right Now watch me because you 
might think I'm going to cheat. 

926
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,120
I'm actually going to do what we
call a square UPS. 

927
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,200
You know, sometimes traditions 
hold like funny breaks with 

928
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,600
their fingers. 
Yeah, that's. 

929
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,240
Fair. 
Isn't it? 

930
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,520
Yeah, that's right. 
So we'll leave these right here,

931
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,440
OK? 
With one hand. 

932
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,160
I'm left-handed, child of the 
devil. 

933
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,200
That's what they tell me. 
So I've just shake like this, 

934
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,480
shake like this, and then you go
up like this, do like a little 

935
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,040
clink like that. 
And when you do that, a car 

936
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,640
jumps to the top of the deck. 
Except it doesn't. 

937
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,520
Wasn't it a hearts? 
Was it? 

938
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,680
That would have been so good. 
Do you know what it was? 

939
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,880
So usually there's a think card 
cart called card control, right?

940
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,880
So when you would have put the 
card in, I would have spotted it

941
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,880
and be able to see. 
But I can't see it. 2 rules in 

942
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,520
Magic, right? 
First rule, Do you know what the

943
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,120
first rule is? 
No, never tell him how the trick

944
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,080
is done. 
That's the first one. 

945
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,240
Second rule, it's never did the 
same trick twice. 

946
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,720
Third rule, it's my own little 
rule. 

947
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,520
If you get a trick wrong, 
fucking own it. 

948
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,120
You own it. 
So what am I going to do? 

949
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,280
It definitely wasn't this one 
before. 

950
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,960
I move on. 
Was it close to that? 

951
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,240
Yeah, it was. 
Yeah. 

952
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,080
Really. 
Yeah. 

953
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,040
Like close in number. 
Yeah, close. 

954
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,520
Well. 
Yeah, close in number and face 

955
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,640
colour. 
Yeah. 

956
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,320
Was it really? 
Yeah, What was the? 

957
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,120
I don't tell me just yet, I'll 
tear this one up. 

958
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,160
What was the What was the card 
5? 

959
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Five hearts. 
I'll leave this here. 

960
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,960
For a second, it was it was the 
five of hearts. 

961
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,880
Let's see what we got. 
Let's say 55 of hearts. 

962
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,880
You sure it was the five of 
hearts? 

963
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,560
Yeah. 
You didn't think? 

964
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,640
Is that the card you thought all
over? 

965
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,440
The card you picked? 
No, that was the one I. 

966
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,120
Showed them second, if you know 
what I mean. 

967
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,960
Yeah, 3. 
Three. 

968
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,560
It was a three of. 
Diamonds that I showed you, 

969
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,440
Let's see, was it? 
What was the three of Hang on, 

970
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,600
let me see. 
I think we're missing the one I 

971
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,640
pulled out of the deck. 
Was. 

972
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,440
The second was the three. 
Which card did you? 

973
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,120
Pick. 
Which card did you pick when you

974
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,320
said think? 
Of any card now I. 

975
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,480
Forget that one. 03 of them. 
So it wasn't. 

976
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,360
Oh, OK, OK. 
But not that it are. 

977
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,920
OK. 
Three of three diamonds. 

978
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,200
OK, that's all right. 
Well, we can, we can improvise 3

979
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,040
this one. 
Yeah. 

980
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,760
Right. 
OK, so that's that's tricky. 

981
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:45,920
That's tricky. 
Can I borrow your hand? 

982
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,600
I'm gonna have to stretch away 
from the mic for a second. 

983
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,080
You put out your hands and see 
if we can do this with, like, 

984
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,720
kind of getting completely out 
of shock. 

985
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,880
Can you still hear me? 
OK, hang on. 

986
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,880
Can you still hear me? 
OK. 

987
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800
OK. 
Look, Three. 

988
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,960
It was definitely the three 
diamonds. 

989
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,960
The bear might. 
You could have picked any card 

990
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,520
you wanted. 
Yeah. 

991
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,840
Yeah, but it wasn't. 
It wasn't this one. 

992
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,120
No. 
All right, so we'll leave this 

993
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,880
on top of it and squeeze it 
between your hands. 

994
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,480
So here's all the we'll mix 
these up, mix these up, shuffle 

995
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,680
them. 
I can go back to my relaxed 

996
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,120
position. 
Whatever you do, do not move 

997
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,320
your hands because I'm not see 
what to happen. 

998
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,920
In fact, I'm going to take these
little pieces. 

999
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,120
Of the card that was not. 
To be reached towards me. 

1000
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,880
I'm going to slip these inside. 
Slip them inside. 

1001
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:22,920
Yeah. 
OK, we're going. 

1002
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,200
To cover them all up like. 
This so right, We have a card 

1003
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,240
that was not your card ripped up
inside your hand and the card 

1004
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,600
that you did pick, which was the
three diamonds. 

1005
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,320
Yeah, that's fair. 
And again, like, guys, could, I 

1006
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:38,440
could, I had anyone who wanted 
squeeze tight, tight, tight, 

1007
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,880
tight. 
The apprehend. 

1008
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,960
Imagine nothing happened. 
It was a big waste of time. 

1009
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,680
The word like worst position 
ever. 

1010
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,680
Squeeze tight. 
Yeah, I'll do this. 

1011
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,040
We're all adults. 
But let's pretend this does 

1012
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,640
something. 
That's always my. 

1013
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,160
Favourite thing in magic is the 
magicians like as if they stalls

1014
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,440
anything, you know what I mean? 
All right, reach towards me. 

1015
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,960
Reach towards me. 
Here's what's mad. 

1016
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,040
Yeah, If I reach, lift up a 
little bit. 

1017
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,680
If I reach it, Oh yeah, yeah, 
yeah. 

1018
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,880
I think this has worked. 
My hands are sweating but. 

1019
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,680
It's making errors that's so mad
because that. 

1020
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,960
Part goes back together again. 
This is your fibre hearts. 

1021
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,120
Was that the one you said? 
Yeah, that's the one You. 

1022
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,320
Is that the Wait? 
Hang on. 

1023
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,080
Hang on which? 
Means inside your hands. 

1024
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,600
Yeah, those pieces. 
Check them out. 

1025
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,680
Show the camera. 
It's three diamonds. 

1026
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,080
Oh. 
Oh, but how? 

1027
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:30,800
Hold on. 
Thank you. 

1028
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,040
Thank you so much. 
Now I. 

1029
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,320
Thought I'd. 
Messed that up. 

1030
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,960
I never, never, never. 
Never never. 

1031
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,320
That's honestly is half the fun 
of my job is just kind of like, 

1032
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,880
Oh no shit, wait what? 
And then you see people panic 

1033
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,160
then when the trick works but 
hold on, get more more mileage. 

1034
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,080
The card. 
I saw you wrap it up, yeah. 

1035
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,200
And it was in. 
It and. 

1036
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,920
Then but you you originally. 
Said to me, think of any card. 

1037
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,640
Yeah. 
And I thought of a card anyway, 

1038
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,280
I don't worry about that. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1039
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,120
And then I showed them the three
diamonds. 

1040
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,760
So they thought I'd pick the 
three diamonds. 

1041
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,840
Yeah. 
But actually it was 2 cards 

1042
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,920
because I'd thought of 1 and I'd
picked 1. 

1043
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,600
Double Wally. 
Tell you, but how did you give 

1044
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,160
me? 
Give me the pieces, Give me the 

1045
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,120
pieces. 
I'll get rid of this. 

1046
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,960
We'll do. 
We'll do different. 

1047
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,360
Tricks. 
Well, So what part's confusing 

1048
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,960
you? 
I'll break it down for you. 

1049
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,080
Because do you know what? 
After the show, we'll teach you 

1050
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,480
one trick for real. 
Because everyone needs to know 

1051
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,880
one card trick. 
You have the pen trick, but you 

1052
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,000
need the card trick. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1053
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:33,840
Why? 
Well. 

1054
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,560
Well, well, you think I just 
have the pen trick? 

1055
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,280
Oh, you see my? 
Thumb. 

1056
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,320
Yeah. 
That is. 

1057
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,000
Your thumb. 
What about that? 

1058
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,200
Oh, see. 
That's beautiful. 

1059
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,360
That is beautiful. 
And from my angle as well, that 

1060
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,640
was perfect. 
Do you see another trick? 

1061
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,600
Yeah. 
Please I have I can put a little

1062
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,960
man OK? 
Inside. 

1063
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,200
My body and I can make him talk.
Go. 

1064
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,000
So what? 
How old? 

1065
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,720
Is this man? 
73. 

1066
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,640
OK. 
So look, here he is. 

1067
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,480
He's invisible. 
He is very. 

1068
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,800
I was. 
Right to say because I don't see

1069
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,720
him. 
OK, so. 

1070
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,040
What do you want him to say? 
Because you can make him say 

1071
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,640
anything. 
Your balls will. 

1072
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,720
Thank you. 
OK, he does struggle. 

1073
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,200
With the letter B. 
But here we go. 

1074
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,320
Here he is. 
Ready. 

1075
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:25,120
Yeah. 
And it does struggle with. 

1076
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,000
The letter B your. 
Walls will thank you. 

1077
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,280
OK, here we go. 
I think he's. 

1078
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:34,440
He's waking up. 
Oh. 

1079
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,320
This is. 
Good as good do. 

1080
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,440
You know what my favourite thing
to do? 

1081
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,320
For and actually, I'm really 
surprised you didn't because 

1082
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,000
most people do. 
After I do that trick, everyone 

1083
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,160
always says we'll put the three 
diamonds back together. 

1084
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,600
So I have to take the pieces and
squeeze them and then this is 

1085
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,960
that I used to do that one. 
Check it. 

1086
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,720
I. 
Already know you've done it. 

1087
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,640
That's that's. 
But that does. 

1088
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,120
You can check the pack if you 
want, but hold on hold. 

1089
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,320
On you said right at the start 
of this, you didn't, you said 

1090
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,960
think of any card, right and you
didn't. 

1091
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,000
I just thought of. 
That yeah, yeah. 

1092
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,520
That's one of my feet, but I 
wasn't looking at it in the. 

1093
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,960
Park when I thought of it, or 
was it? 

1094
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,280
I think that's better. 
To be honest is when you have 

1095
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,200
someone think of something, I'll
tell you, I'm sure another one 

1096
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,040
if you want. 
It's a bit more like that. 

1097
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,080
Yeah. 
How you bought it is all of you.

1098
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,960
Actually, our phones are on an 
aeroplane, but can we take our 

1099
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,680
phones off aeroplane? 
Well, I don't need to take mine 

1100
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,040
off aeroplane for a second. 
I. 

1101
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,040
Forgot that I set the phone 
under the table and I went to 

1102
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,760
field for it. 
I went Where are you, bastard? 

1103
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,320
That's. 
That's actually how I make my 

1104
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,360
how I make my living. 
I just steal shit. 

1105
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,600
You're just a thief. 
I. 

1106
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,200
Am so you want. 
Me to take my. 

1107
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,400
Phone off 30 WhatsApp. 
Notifications, I have never had 

1108
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,560
that in my entire life. 
Everyone suddenly wants a hold 

1109
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,040
of me when I get on this podcast
is if I'm going to use the 

1110
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,240
calculator right now. 
Listen, there's about how we 

1111
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,200
doing doing on time. 
Ah, listen, we're flying because

1112
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,880
I like to bake this one up. 
All right, I'll tell you for a 

1113
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,240
while because what always 
happens is I leave and you've 

1114
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,640
always have conversations and 
people rationalise the weirdest 

1115
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,440
things so I'm going to take you 
through a journey here. 

1116
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,880
You want to come on a little 
journey with me? 

1117
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,920
Yeah. 
OK lovely. 

1118
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,960
Do you want to come on a 
journey? 

1119
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,920
I think yeah, yeah, do. 
You guys take your phones as 

1120
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,120
well I. 
Know these are working hard, but

1121
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,160
like we can, we'll multitask. 
We're not good at multitasking 

1122
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,680
men. 
That's not what they say open. 

1123
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,560
Oh maybe. 
Well, should we do it? 

1124
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,400
Or the bonus round. 
OK, if you get this question 

1125
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,720
right, you get a special price, 
right? 

1126
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,240
OK, if anyone gets it right, you
get a special price. 

1127
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,560
So isn't mad. 
How much? 

1128
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,200
Do you feel like you're 
regressing the childhood here, 

1129
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,480
guys? 
There's. 

1130
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,600
Something that is true. 
You're not the only person to 

1131
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,560
say that. 
And it's, I think what it is, is

1132
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,960
that it, and it sounds really 
woo, but magic does kind of snap

1133
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,360
it into being really present. 
You're not thinking about what's

1134
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,920
happened this afternoon or what 
happened this morning. 

1135
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,880
You are, which is kind of what 
it's like when you're a kid, you

1136
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,360
know, which sounds really deep. 
It's not really it's, it's a bit

1137
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,000
of magic, but there is a certain
element of that. 

1138
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
And like, what did you say that 
shit? 

1139
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,240
Never is thinking about what's. 
Happening. 

1140
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,240
That's what's joking. 
I make him disappointed talking 

1141
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,480
about, you know. 
In this case, I shall, I shall, 

1142
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,160
I shall. 
How long do you need him gotten 

1143
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,200
for? 
Oh, just ever. 

1144
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's that's fine. 

1145
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,080
You come come work for me. 
My my podcast. 

1146
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,520
I don't have a podcast. 
I don't have a podcast. 

1147
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,200
I don't have. 
A podcast? 

1148
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,280
Do you pay stuff? 
No, I just. 

1149
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,960
Hypnotise them. 
And that was the other two 

1150
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,160
people used to make for years 
and years. 

1151
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,160
I've been with my girlfriend 8 
years and that was the class of 

1152
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,680
Joe was like already hypnotise 
you because she's a lot better 

1153
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,760
looking at me. 
So. 

1154
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,560
And at one point was like stop, 
stop telling people how I'm 

1155
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,160
doing it, you know? 
Yeah, yeah, I do. 

1156
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,920
There's a girl who used to 
hypnotise people and when you 

1157
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,000
hear this, I can't even say what
the brand is because they 

1158
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,760
sponsor me now. 
So I can't even tell them this. 

1159
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,400
But there's a brand that may or 
may not sponsor me that I enjoy.

1160
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:54,280
And this girl used to hypnotise 
the staff in the place to get 

1161
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,400
free product every time she went
in. 

1162
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,320
But then. 
I'll tell you, but we. 

1163
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,640
Will have to come a night well 
tell us after but. 

1164
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,600
Hypnosis. 
I feel like I'm, I'm. 

1165
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,360
I don't feel like I'm. 
That was so funny. 

1166
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,120
And you might not be. 
That's The thing is there's a 

1167
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:13,240
lot of probably suppose hypnosis
like everyone can be hypnotised.

1168
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,840
It's not not true. 
If you don't want to be, 

1169
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,160
firstly, you won't be, you know.
But I was at a show and there's 

1170
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,320
a hypnotist and I was like, that
was like, there's not a hope. 

1171
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,960
I'm too, I'm too smart. 
I'm tuned in, you know what I 

1172
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,440
mean? 
Hands were stuck together. 

1173
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,280
I couldn't pull them apart. 
It was the weirdest thing. 

1174
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,280
But I was too young to be at the
hypnosis show. 

1175
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,120
So he noticed that I'm stuck my 
hands and Darren Bryan 

1176
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,560
hypnotised me as well, one of 
his shows. 

1177
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,000
And that was, see, I feel like 
even if he hadn't, I would have 

1178
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,680
played long because I wouldn't 
have wanted to ruin the show. 

1179
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,520
But he stuck my arm right like 
that. 

1180
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,720
It was a weird old thing, Yeah, 
but it's it's less, you know 

1181
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,680
what? 
It's it's not as weird as you 

1182
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,400
think. 
It's just suggestibility, like 

1183
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,160
you say. 
I love. 

1184
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,200
I love. 
Hand do cocktails. 

1185
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,480
There's something about that 
you. 

1186
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,280
Find people. 
Never been booked for a. 

1187
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,440
Hand, do you actually believe it
or not? 

1188
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,520
It's like the one type of event 
that I haven't done. 

1189
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,960
I've done a gig. 
At the Galway Comedy Festival 

1190
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,360
where it was, the audience was 
90% a hand do. 

1191
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,160
Wow. 
And it was horrendous. 

1192
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,960
Sure it was. 
So bad it. 

1193
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:11,520
Was so many people we talking? 
Oh. 80 well, not 90%. 

1194
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,000
Because that would be huge. 
But there was a big hand doing 

1195
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,040
what cocktails? 
What cocktails do you like at 

1196
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,400
this? 
Moment in my life, I don't 

1197
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,880
drink, but if I were to drink, 
it'd be an espresso martini. 

1198
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,160
Have you ever drunk? 
Yeah. 

1199
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,600
Absolutely just. 
Just knocked in the head for a 

1200
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,480
while. 
Not even Yeah. 

1201
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,120
Just I there was a phase there 
where I was getting the fear 

1202
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,520
like halfway through a night out
rather than the next morning. 

1203
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,080
I was like, ah, there's 
something wrong here. 

1204
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,800
I think part of it was as I was 
because, as I say, you get asked

1205
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,520
to do magic and sometimes 
opportunities would come up on a

1206
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,040
night out where you'd meet 
someone or whatever. 

1207
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,240
And I always had this fear, like
what if I meet like the one 

1208
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,840
right person and I'm just 
clueless? 

1209
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,960
So I usually stay away from it. 
But it's certainly not a thing 

1210
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,320
for life, you know what I mean? 
Love a gin and tonic as well. 

1211
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,920
Make it feels. 
Disappear. 

1212
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,360
Certainly. 
Can. 

1213
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,400
But you know what, I kind of 
live vicariously through my 

1214
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,480
brother. 
He's just a header and he goes 

1215
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,640
out. 
Well, The thing is when you and 

1216
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,400
you probably know this yourself,
if you're doing a lot of events,

1217
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,200
often if it's a nice event, 
it'll be a free bar or or I can 

1218
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,720
drink sponsor in the event. 
So he he takes them up on the 

1219
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,920
offer. 
He absolutely does makes up for.

1220
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,200
Listen if I'm not. 
Drinking. 

1221
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,120
He he may as well, you know what
I'm saying? 

1222
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,320
Yeah, I'm a tea man. 
In fact, I, well, I I went. 

1223
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,640
Coffee because I want a. 
Little boost, you know what I'm 

1224
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,160
saying? 
But but do like but there's 

1225
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,760
caffeine in tea. 
There is I. 

1226
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,440
So much there's as much caffeine
in the cup of tea. 

1227
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,240
And I didn't know that was true.
Yeah. 

1228
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:32,400
Is it is it that there's more in
in tea or is it that like the 

1229
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,600
tea bag itself has more 
caffeine, but you only guess. 

1230
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,800
I don't know. 
There's something to it. 

1231
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,360
I don't know either but. 
Next time you come. 

1232
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,440
On it'd. 
Be better etiquette, I think if 

1233
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,600
you had tea. 
I think so. 

1234
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,440
Well, I. 
Mean I can. 

1235
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,200
I can do that. 
Yeah, I do love love a couple. 

1236
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,640
Sorry before we talk. 
No, not at all. 

1237
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,920
I will. 
So here's the question, right? 

1238
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,960
And there's a, there's a bonus 
here if you can get the answer 

1239
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,760
right. 
So the question is, which 

1240
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:56,200
website on the Internet, not 
counting the dodgy ones, has the

1241
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,520
highest word count? 
Not that the dodgy ones have a 

1242
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,400
particularly high word count 
anyway, but no. 

1243
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,120
What? 
What do you think? 

1244
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,120
And not counting social media, 
so not Facebook and Instagram 

1245
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,600
and stuff. 
Part of me feels. 

1246
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,080
Like the right and there's no 
the right answer. 

1247
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,480
And I feel like if we're talking
words, well, I said out loud, go

1248
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,360
for it, Wikipedia Bond, as you 
know, boys. 

1249
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,720
He's got it absolutely right. 
And do you know what? 

1250
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,080
Your prizes What? 
You can choose and. 

1251
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,360
That's the name of magician. 
I'll just do you know what? 

1252
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,880
What can your prize be? 
I'll give you. 

1253
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,520
I'll give you the gift of good 
magic luck for your show 

1254
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,200
tomorrow night. 
OK. 

1255
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,400
Yes, yes. 
No, no, no. 

1256
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,080
I'll take. 
It no, you absolutely take it. 

1257
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,560
I have to do an event tomorrow 
night. 

1258
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,440
It's not sure that sucks. 
Yeah, you come next time there's

1259
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,480
there's a chance I'll be in. 
London. 

1260
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,080
But if I'm not, I'll be there 
all my life, I promise. 

1261
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:42,920
That's part of the trade, that 
level. 

1262
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:43,800
Butter. 
Butter. 

1263
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:49,040
No, I swear I'll. 
Dance guy, Where was he? 

1264
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,040
Going with the Oh yeah, 
Wikipedia, Wikipedia, Yeah, go 

1265
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,320
to Wikipedia. 
You've always do it as well. 

1266
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,560
Go to Wikipedia. 
This is a follow. 

1267
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,960
Yeah. 
So there's we're going to do 

1268
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,560
some math. 
You've always good at math. 

1269
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,000
Anyone here? 
I'm. 

1270
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,160
I'm not great. 
I failed my maths. 

1271
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,240
GCSE four times and the first 
time I took it when I was in 

1272
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,120
school I took in a novelty 
Smarties calculator. 

1273
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,800
That's true story. 
Maz was always my weakest 

1274
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,560
subject as well but I feel my 
driving test 4 times that's why 

1275
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,840
I was shouldn't be on the road. 
I shouldn't. 

1276
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,640
I actually, I actually believe 
that. 

1277
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,320
I do believe that. 
This guy, I know that it's 13 

1278
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,040
times. 
I'm like, at what point are you 

1279
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,160
just a risk? 
Like even when he passed, it was

1280
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,720
barely, you know? 
Anyway, you're on Wikipedia. 

1281
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:29,800
Yep. 
You're always on Wikipedia, 

1282
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,840
right? 
Here's what we're going to do. 

1283
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,240
Would you actually on a separate
tab or the same one? 

1284
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,920
Search, search. 
How many articles are there on 

1285
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,440
Wikipedia and then on a separate
tab I well. 

1286
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,720
It doesn't really matter. 
How do I don't mind? 

1287
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,840
You can go back onto it in a 
second articles. 

1288
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,800
Because here's the thing in a 
second again, I get used to 

1289
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,680
think of some stuff and people 
constantly think, oh, but like, 

1290
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,400
how many articles really are 
there? 

1291
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,360
How many words are there? 
And they rationalise it. 

1292
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,160
Maybe this is just guessing, you
know what I mean, which it maybe

1293
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,800
it is, maybe it isn't. 
But can I grab your phone once 

1294
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,960
you've got it here? 
Because I'm going to do we've 

1295
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,680
it. 
We've it right now. 

1296
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,040
I'm going to show you. 
What do you want me to read the 

1297
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,560
answer? 
If you even. 

1298
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,440
Here, let me can I see what 
you've got, because it does 

1299
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,000
change. 
It might. 

1300
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:04,680
Just be higher. 
Let's. 

1301
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,400
See what we got? 
I see. 

1302
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,320
That's good. 
Can we do? 

1303
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,920
Is this the top one that gave up
for you? 

1304
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,160
Yeah, right. 
We'll do that. 

1305
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,920
OK, so you can check. 
Don't look at any other tops. 

1306
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,200
I will get a promise, not turn. 
It to the camera I shall not 

1307
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,640
right. 
It's telling us we're typing the

1308
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,720
word pay to. 
Search anything there's. 

1309
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,200
Yeah, it's a risky, you know, 
I've seen I do a lot of magic on

1310
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,200
mobile phones and you do see 
some stuff. 

1311
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,920
You will if you see. 
Some stuff. 

1312
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,080
We'll, we'll keep quiet. 
We're going to cut our eyes. 

1313
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,600
All good. 
OK, so there's 6. 

1314
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,960
That's just a big number. 
We're get the Smarties 

1315
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,120
calculator, right? 
Right now we've got 6,000,000 

1316
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:44,280
articles, 640-5357. 
That's if you multiply that by 

1317
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,440
the amount of words out of words
per Article 6. 

1318
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,920
No, sorry, 9.4 billion words on 
that website as big because each

1319
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,200
of you are going to think of 
one, right? 

1320
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,880
And I don't want you driving 
back tonight or walking, don't 

1321
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,720
know what you say. 
I don't want you just going back

1322
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:00,040
thinking. 
I bet you everyone just thinks 

1323
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,960
of the same thing and there's 
only a certain amount of words, 

1324
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,680
right? 
9.4 Now of course there's 

1325
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,360
already so many words in the 
English language, but that 

1326
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,480
probably is every word in the 
English language, right? 

1327
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,120
Today's featured article, let's 
not use that. 

1328
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,360
I'm going to let you search for 
something else. 

1329
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,640
Take out there, right? 
You fellas do this as well. 

1330
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,280
This is important. 
Now don't think of the featured 

1331
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,920
article because I saw it was 
that's too easy. 

1332
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,240
Here's what I need you to do. 
I want you to think of something

1333
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:24,680
Wikipedia or just think of 
anything, but don't go for some 

1334
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,440
obvious people will now at this 
point, go for Punjana, manscape,

1335
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,920
lights, camera action, look over
something like that, which makes

1336
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,040
it really obvious, right? 
Go for something you don't think

1337
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,840
I'd get, like just a word it. 
Can be anything. 

1338
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,360
You want. 
Guidelines maybe? 

1339
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,600
Like a celebrity, a country of 
food, like it, but but you 

1340
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,960
actually can go for anything. 
That's just in case right now, 

1341
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,080
before you do anything, I can 
read your thumbs. 

1342
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,840
So I'm going to face this way 
here. 

1343
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,640
See, when you're done, I want 
you to take your phone. 

1344
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,760
I'll lock mine for like, take 
your phone, hold it to your 

1345
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,160
chest like this. 
Yeah. 

1346
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,680
So I can't see anything. 
Don't lock it. 

1347
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,680
Don't lock it, keep it. 
To yourself, I'm going to look 

1348
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,360
this direction here and you guys
search something too as well so 

1349
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,520
you have some. 
Should I start typing? 

1350
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,840
Go for it. 
Start typing. 

1351
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,840
And then once you've hit search,
hold your phone to your chest 

1352
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,920
like this. 
I'm just going to stare at the 

1353
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,680
clock. 
Dan, what's your question 

1354
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,680
usually? 
I make eye contact. 

1355
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,680
With someone at this point, but 
everyone in the room is taking 

1356
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,680
part in the trick. 
So do you have a query? 

1357
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,480
Then We're all good. 
I just have to behave with the 

1358
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,200
microphone. 
See. 

1359
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,200
So there's a lot going on. 
Have you got some Shin? 

1360
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,800
Yes. 
You guys have you fellas got 

1361
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,560
some? 
Right. 

1362
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,520
So this is what I'm not even 
going to look in case you flash 

1363
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,040
like in you're not wearing 
glasses. 

1364
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,560
So that wouldn't really happen. 
I'm probably safe. 

1365
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,440
Here's what you need to do. 
Glance down like this. 

1366
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,880
Yeah. 
And then Scroll down. 

1367
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,280
To about halfway down, three 
quarters, 2/3, whatever you want

1368
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,840
to do, you guys do Scroll down 
like this and then whenever you 

1369
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,840
want, stop. 
OK, you got some. 

1370
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,440
Yeah, OK. 
You've always do it too. 

1371
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,240
So here's the here's the 
important part of the trick. 

1372
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,520
You've got to think of a word, 
right? 

1373
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,400
But if you just go for a really 
simple word like we she bought, 

1374
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,320
hey, it's a really shit trick. 
So do that. 

1375
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,120
Go for a nice big long word, 
like 78910 letters. 

1376
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,040
If you can get one. 
Importantly here you can change 

1377
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,880
your mind on the words. 
So like don't just go for the 

1378
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,800
first one you spot you got some.
Do you want to change it? 

1379
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,240
No. 
OK, so hold your phone to your 

1380
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,280
chest again. 
You guys got word each as well. 

1381
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,760
All right, so to make this 
harder for me, take your phone 

1382
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,280
and scroll again. 
Scroll again. 

1383
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,920
If I delete the tab. 
Delete the tab, you guys. 

1384
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,720
Delete the tab too, unless you 
think you're going to forget the

1385
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,400
article. 
But have you done it? 

1386
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,120
Lock your phone, Lock your 
phone, lock your phone. 

1387
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,400
OK, that's a big setup for a 
trick. 

1388
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,480
But what I used to do is I used 
to have people think of 

1389
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,000
something and then like write it
down or something. 

1390
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,600
And people would say, oh, he's 
probably just read what I wrote 

1391
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,920
down when I wasn't looking. 
Can't happen in this case. 

1392
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,360
Not even to mention the fact 
that you're thinking of a word 

1393
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,600
that you just scrolled out 
somewhere randomly and it's in 

1394
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,920
your head. 
Would you describe that as fair?

1395
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,360
It is pretty fair, isn't it? 
Fair, fellows? 

1396
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,600
OK, listen. 
So don't you, under any 

1397
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,520
circumstances, tell me what 
you're thinking of, OK? 

1398
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,160
Don't. 
Do not. 

1399
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,440
You can put your phone away if 
you want, by the way. 

1400
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,960
You can relax as long as you 
remember the two things. 

1401
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,240
Or even just a word, OK? 
Invite. 

1402
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,840
Most important, you remember the
word. 

1403
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,720
Just a lot. 
I know. 

1404
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,840
You're going to get this. 
Well, I was about to say. 

1405
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,400
It's the one trick. 
I'm going to grab a piece of 

1406
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,240
paper. 
It's the one trick. 

1407
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:00,920
This doesn't work 100% of the 
time. 

1408
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,720
It's not like that Rhino. 
The car is going to be at the I 

1409
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,720
might get a wee bit wrong, but 
I'll try to get it close. 

1410
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,480
I'm going to go off the mic here
to get a piece of paper so. 

1411
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,680
You can do. 
That yeah. 

1412
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,800
What's your favourite song? 
I enjoy Thunderstruck. 

1413
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,200
By ACDC, don't know if I know. 
It. 

1414
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,120
Well, I know ACDC, obviously. 
I don't know if I know that 

1415
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,600
song. 
I'm just going to sing it. 

1416
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,920
What? 
OK. 

1417
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,320
Actually pretty. 
Very, very. 

1418
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,800
I've heard it's the whole song, 
basically. 

1419
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,520
OK, here's what we're going to 
do. 

1420
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,560
So this is a bit like that game 
20 Q to remember the little 

1421
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,040
console thing you got as a kid. 
Right. 

1422
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,480
So just to check, because, 
again, people do think everyone 

1423
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,840
just goes for the same thing 
under pressure. 

1424
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,400
Like maybe everyone thinks of 
whatever. 

1425
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,320
What word do you think? 
Enough. 

1426
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:46,840
What word? 
Yeah. 

1427
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,680
Civilian. 
Civilian. 

1428
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,000
OK. 
Did you think of the word? 

1429
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Civilian. 
No, that would have been math. 

1430
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,480
That would have been whatever 
you did with the word civilian. 

1431
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,360
Tell me what the article was. 
Do you think? 

1432
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,720
Are they pretty? 
Is a loose link? 

1433
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,080
Yeah, it's loose. 
Loose Like what? 

1434
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,840
In fact, you can tell me what's 
what was the article? 

1435
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,360
Battle of Britain. 
Oh, good. 

1436
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,120
So that's actually a great one 
because you went really obscure 

1437
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,920
as yours. 
As obscure as that. 

1438
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,640
Yeah. 
OK, do you know what? 

1439
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,080
Let's just go for you because 
you're on the camera is what was

1440
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,280
what was the word you thought of
consolidated? 

1441
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,880
Consolidated. 
Do you reckon your word is as 

1442
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,280
hard to guess as consolidated? 
Similar sort of tear, no? 

1443
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,440
Slightly, slightly less than. 
Consolidated. 

1444
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,600
Got it. 
And what was the article? 

1445
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,920
Vikings. 
Vikings are there. 

1446
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,440
That's mad that he's went for 
both seas. 

1447
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,560
Yeah, there's a little link. 
In the dude did you go for in 

1448
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,280
fact, don't tell me, don't tell 
me because if you did, then I'll

1449
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,280
be able to guess really obvious.
So think of the word see the 

1450
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,360
article you thought of ignore 
that. 

1451
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,520
That's forget about it. 
Don't worry about it. 

1452
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,360
Just think about the word. 
OK, so you guys at home watching

1453
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,560
right now, you're going to see 
in his face, you're going to see

1454
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,280
this happen and you're going to 
watch your back and you're going

1455
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,240
to see it happen. 
But even it's one of these 

1456
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,200
things, the harder you try not 
to give this away, the more you 

1457
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,480
give it away. 
It's a bit like if I tell you 

1458
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,080
right now, don't think of a pink
elephant. 

1459
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,120
It's all you can think about. 
Right. 

1460
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,880
So if I tell you try not to 
think of that word, it's just 

1461
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,320
kind of blast in your head. 
OK, so just try and relax, 

1462
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,000
relax. 
And here we're going to give 

1463
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,400
this a good give this a good go.
So I'll wash this out slowly but

1464
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,240
surely. 
Question before I do it. 

1465
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,200
Was this the first word you pick
or did you change your mind? 

1466
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,880
It was the first word. 
Effectual. 

1467
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,480
Did you think about changing it?
For a split second. 

1468
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:23,880
You saw another option you could
have. 

1469
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,400
Picked and then you went back or
just you just saw one just. 

1470
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,720
I was happy with what I had. 
You're just content. 

1471
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,440
Yeah, I like that. 
Decisive, OK. 

1472
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,520
I think the first letter, yeah. 
And I try not. 

1473
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,000
To give this hold, the iPods are
going absolutely nuts. 

1474
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,040
You're trying to say have some 
sort of tail. 

1475
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,880
I don't be the one to say it, 
OK? 

1476
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,400
Do you? 
Ever win? 

1477
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,920
When you play Jack, change it. 
Yes, yeah, I've. 

1478
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,560
Never been defeated. 
Really. 

1479
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,000
Might play a game. 
Afterwards, right? 

1480
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:57,240
Think of that first letter 
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPGRSTVWXYZ. 

1481
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,040
Like, there's a couple of things
happen there. 

1482
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,440
Firstly, I think he's getting a 
little bit confused with the 

1483
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,440
actual thing that you thought of
that still in your head to try 

1484
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,760
not to think about the article 
itself. 

1485
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,960
It doesn't start with an R, does
it? 

1486
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,320
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1487
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,320
OK, I'm going to write down. 
I'm going to write down the 

1488
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:18,920
letter R Think of the second 
letter, by the way, just just 

1489
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,200
for the sake of it. 
It wasn't an article. 

1490
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,080
We just like one word in it. 
There's loads of options. 

1491
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,520
And I guessing that you could 
have gone for. 

1492
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,640
Oh yeah, loads. 
Yeah. 

1493
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,560
OK, loads. 
Think of the second letter. 

1494
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,320
Yeah. 
Hey, VCDEF, That was an easy 

1495
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,400
one. 
That's good. 

1496
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,760
Do you know what happens there 
is people, It's funny you see 

1497
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,640
it. 
How people are tense because 

1498
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,120
they don't want to give it away,
but the second the letter 

1499
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,120
passes, they can relax a little 
bit because they don't have to 

1500
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,560
pretend anymore. 
You know what I mean? 

1501
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,640
I used to do it where I would 
say, can you? 

1502
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,640
Can you? 
This is a tricky one, but put 

1503
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,440
your hands just like this. 
Yeah. 

1504
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,040
OK, in. 
Your head. 

1505
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,640
Just can't count too many 
letters. 

1506
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,040
Are in the word. 
I can't use my hands. 

1507
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,200
If you do, it's going. 
To help me so. 

1508
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,440
This is it. 
I know, I know roughly how long 

1509
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,120
it is. 
That's OK. 

1510
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,880
It's probably 9 or 10. 
OK, you have it. 

1511
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,640
Yeah, OK. 
I don't even. 

1512
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,280
Voice. 
Hang in it. 

1513
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,680
Take it. 
To get it, think of the 3rd 

1514
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,280
letter AABC. 
T. 

1515
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,680
EF Alright, I have. 
That's OK, This is what I've 

1516
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,000
got. 
Close your eyes for a second 

1517
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,960
there. 
I'm going to show them what I've

1518
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:19,960
got. 
Can I take my hands off you? 

1519
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,120
Can relax while you. 
Keep your eyes shut while I show

1520
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:28,960
them what I've got. 
OK, it's one of two words. 

1521
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:38,520
I'm going to say, oh wow. 
OK. 

1522
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,480
Don't look at what I've written 
there, but take over that there.

1523
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:42,760
You just don't, don't look at 
it. 

1524
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,320
Just keep it close to your chest
for a second. 

1525
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,560
Yep, OK. 
I'm committed. 

1526
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,880
For the first time, God help me 
if this doesn't work. 

1527
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:55,120
What was the word you thought of
recommend? 

1528
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,040
Recommend? 
I was very close to take a look 

1529
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,360
at what I recommended. 
Really. 

1530
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,680
Yeah, look at what I wrote. 
Look at what I wrote. 

1531
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,600
But like. 
Yeah, it was. 

1532
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,080
It was recommended right how you
should the camera. 

1533
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,800
But. 
So there's drops by. 

1534
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,400
The. 6 billion articles. 
Right or whatever. 

1535
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,440
Yeah, don't tell me the. 
Article you thought of by the 

1536
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,320
way, because I could go for that
too if you want. 

1537
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,280
I do want you to do. 
That yeah, most people. 

1538
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,640
Just leave it there. 
But I feel like it'll be more 

1539
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,320
satisfying for the podcast, you 
know what I mean? 

1540
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,240
But but but. 
But see the thing I picked? 

1541
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,680
Yeah, it couldn't have been more
at random. 

1542
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,680
You couldn't know why I picked 
that? 

1543
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,480
No, no. 
Which is this is The thing is I,

1544
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,000
I like it that way because that 
way. 

1545
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,520
That's the other thing. 
I know it's weird. 

1546
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,600
If you'd gone home and you'd 
pick Punjana, you would have 

1547
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,040
thought that is impressive, you 
guessed it. 

1548
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:45,960
But he probably would have 
known. 

1549
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,240
That's why I like people to go 
Battle of Britain or Vikings or 

1550
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,800
whatever, right. 
We'll do the article by will the

1551
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,240
same. 
Usually I don't do this second 

1552
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,680
bit because it is harder to get 
in the word. 

1553
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,560
I do it letter by letter. 
So if I don't get this one right

1554
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,080
just there. 
Let's just let's just remember 

1555
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,800
the trucks that they that were 
good. 

1556
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You like that, You're happy with

1557
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,560
that the single most. 
Impressive thing I've ever 

1558
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,200
witnessed. 
Oh, look at that. 

1559
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,480
See. 
Plaster on the website, That's 

1560
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,920
good, that's good. 
I'll pay Pay Commission on it. 

1561
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,040
Thanks. 
OK, listen. 

1562
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,120
So, right, hopefully you guys 
are watching at home as well. 

1563
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,800
You'll pick up on little things 
here. 

1564
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,800
So remember the game I said 22. 
Yeah, play a game of that. 

1565
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,960
But there's a catch, because 
there's got to be a catch. 

1566
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:28,000
The catch is that you have to 
say no to everything but you, I 

1567
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,840
think. 
You know this even before we do 

1568
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,280
this and I don't know how that's
possible. 

1569
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,040
Do you say you're from anger? 
And I think you're from space. 

1570
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,680
Similar place. 
You know, it's no, I don't. 

1571
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,600
I don't know yet, but I should 
be able to get in about 5 

1572
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,000
questions. 
Well, that's my average. 

1573
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,320
But I could have picked. 
Even the framework you gave us 

1574
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,480
was very loose. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1575
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,120
Having. 
Said that, I'd say you probably 

1576
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,160
still, this is just a guess. 
You probably still have gone for

1577
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,000
one of the categories that I 
suggested because most people 

1578
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,320
do. 
You did. 

1579
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,400
Yeah. 
So I'll tell you one of the 

1580
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,160
little secrets behind it. 
I don't, don't say. 

1581
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,800
But what I'll typically do, and 
I can't remember what I did 

1582
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,320
there because I dragged up the 
trick. 

1583
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,200
But what I usually say is think 
of a like a food, a place, 

1584
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,000
country, a person and the one I 
want them to go for. 

1585
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,680
I'll just look at them when I 
say it like a person. 

1586
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,760
I can't remember if I did that 
for you. 

1587
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,560
So I don't know if you thought 
of a person, but that's you can 

1588
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,280
pretty much guarantee what topic
to go for. 

1589
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,640
Anyway, here's the 20 questions 
game. 

1590
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,720
So sometimes you'll be telling 
the truth, sometimes you'll be 

1591
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,080
telling me a lie, right? 
Big fib. 

1592
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,120
The answer is no, no matter what
I'm saying. 

1593
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,720
Can I just say? 
Before we start this please. 

1594
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,880
Despite what casting. 
Agents think I'm a great actor, 

1595
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:37,080
I think. 
I think you're a wonderful actor

1596
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,240
and we're about to shatters and 
dreams here. 

1597
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:44,320
So we'll say think of do you 
know, just to make this harder 

1598
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,560
for me, right, Just to make this
harder take take a second to 

1599
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,720
settle because right, we're 
going to say now do you 

1600
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,160
understand the rules? 
Yes, Yeah. 

1601
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,000
Well, no. 
It's worth checking so. 

1602
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,520
If I said to you, your name is 
Shane Todd, you'd say correct? 

1603
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,240
Yep, say yes. 
You're going to say you're going

1604
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,320
to say no to everything. 
OK, right. 

1605
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,880
There's the game. 
So is your name Shane Todd? 

1606
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,000
No. 
You're damn right. 

1607
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,080
Is my name Joel M? 
No. 

1608
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,080
No. 
Are we in a? 

1609
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:15,360
Fantastic studio right now, no. 
Where it's. 

1610
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,320
Absolutely lovely. 
This is very comfy chair, by the

1611
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,880
way. 
It's going to say I'm going to 

1612
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,080
do anything I can to put you off
here to try and make you crack 

1613
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:25,680
and lose for you. 
OK, Think about the category and

1614
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,560
say no. 
Is this a place? 

1615
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,920
No. 
Is this a person? 

1616
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,960
No. 
Is this a food? 

1617
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:39,080
No. 
Is this a person? 

1618
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,240
No. 
Is this a person? 

1619
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,040
No. 
Is this a person? 

1620
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,760
No. 
Is this a person? 

1621
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:46,960
No. 
Is this a? 

1622
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,560
Person No. 
I feel like you guys. 

1623
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,160
Will figure this out for me 
because you know his interest. 

1624
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,280
He says he's going for some 
random money. 

1625
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,000
He'll probably go for something.
OK, keep saying no. 

1626
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,080
No matter what. 
Is this is this a man? 

1627
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,880
No is this a woman? 
No. 

1628
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,360
Is this a man? 
No. 

1629
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:03,680
Is this a woman? 
No. 

1630
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,560
Is this a woman? 
No. 

1631
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:06,440
Is. 
This an attractive. 

1632
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:07,360
Woman. 
No. 

1633
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,160
Is this a woman from Northern 
Ireland? 

1634
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,680
No. 
That's a woman from the States. 

1635
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,840
No. 
Think of the 1st letter. 

1636
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:20,680
ABCAB. 
I don't look for. 

1637
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:27,480
A second think of the second 
letter ABCD E F G H I J K L M N 

1638
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:33,400
O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Z Y X W 
V U T S R Q P O N M L K H A H G 

1639
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,840
F E C P N. 
Oh, that's probably. 

1640
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,400
Is it OK say? 
No. 

1641
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,240
Is there so many? 
Things I would know say no, no. 

1642
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,280
Is there so many things other? 
People in the room would know. 

1643
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:52,720
No give up. 
Right, I'm going to take. 

1644
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,880
I'm not sure. 
Like, because you're OK, I must 

1645
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,960
say, because I'm a good actor. 
You are a bloody fantastic 

1646
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,840
actor, right? 
Keep it OK. 

1647
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,840
Forget the game. 
We're back to reality. 

1648
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,200
She and Todd. 
Back to reality. 

1649
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,240
Sorry man. 
He was really, really. 

1650
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,440
Into that as well, yeah, yeah, 
do. 

1651
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,440
You have like a buzz after. 
Yeah, Yeah, I feel good, Yeah. 

1652
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,520
It's just part of the craft, I 
feel. 

1653
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,000
Like I also. 
Did something, had a strategy 

1654
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:18,760
there? 
Did you? 

1655
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,640
Yeah. 
What was your strategy? 

1656
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,160
Maybe it's best not to tell me. 
Do you want me to tell you? 

1657
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:23,680
Yeah. 
Go on. 

1658
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,240
Because I you are he hard to 
read. 

1659
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,320
I'm joking, but you are tricky. 
So I was saying no. 

1660
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,520
And. 
Then I was shaking my head. 

1661
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,360
Yeah. 
And then when I wanted you to 

1662
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,760
think it was the thing I was 
lying about, I didn't shake my 

1663
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,960
head. 
Yeah, I picked up on that. 

1664
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:41,200
But no, but no. 
But I, I I didn't raise your 

1665
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,000
date on purpose is what I mean. 
You actually might have, but I 

1666
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,200
still think I've got it to be 
honest. 

1667
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,840
Do you guys think I. 
Have no. 

1668
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,800
Link to this thing? 
Do you think you know who it is?

1669
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,000
OK, so be honest. 
They say it starts with the 

1670
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000
letter B, doesn't it? 
Yeah. 

1671
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,440
Britney Spears. 
No. 

1672
01:06:58,480 --> 01:06:59,800
If it's not Freddy I. 
Know the other one? 

1673
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,520
It's a girl that starts with the
letter B. 

1674
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:02,760
Who's it? 
It's not. 

1675
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:03,960
It's gonna be one of these other
pop stars. 

1676
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,680
Who do you think it is? 
It's one of the other Britney 

1677
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:10,160
Spears Award. 
No, Forget the yes or no. 

1678
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,640
Game if you're killing me, it 
was. 

1679
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,360
Which one was it? 
Neither. 

1680
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,080
Barbie. 
No. 

1681
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:18,920
Bruce Jenner. 
No. 

1682
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:21,440
It's probably someone. 
I just don't know. 

1683
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,200
Then I don't know. 
It's not. 

1684
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:29,920
Fuck you, it's not a person. 
And you know, it's not a person.

1685
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:31,600
I don't. 
I don't. 

1686
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,680
You do. 
Do you know everything? 

1687
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,080
You're in my brain. 
Right. 

1688
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,000
Well, you've hijacked. 
How close am I? 

1689
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,120
Well, is that a girl? 
At least tell me that. 

1690
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,120
No, it's not. 
A or I'll take another guess 

1691
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,280
then. 
Right, so tell me the topic. 

1692
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,080
It's a place. 
Banger. 

1693
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:52,480
No. 
It's a place I've never been. 

1694
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,240
Belfast, OH. 
No and I have no. 

1695
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,240
Link to so you could Mali Bolly 
Rd. 

1696
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,440
In Larne, no, it's not a place. 
Here is it not? 

1697
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,600
Is it somewhere I've never? 
I'll not know because I'm they 

1698
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,000
didn't joke me a level. 
You will have heard of it. 

1699
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,480
Well, I, yeah. 
I. 

1700
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,520
Know you could tell us. 
I don't know. 

1701
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:12,120
I don't know. 
I'll take defeat on that one. 

1702
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,000
But that's OK. 
I know I was because I got the 

1703
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,160
letter B. 
That's good. 

1704
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,120
That's good. 
I know. 

1705
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,880
That's it. 
Go on, turn it over. 

1706
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:23,880
What was the place before we? 
Turn it over. 

1707
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,520
What was it? 
The place. 

1708
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,800
Was Bulgaria. 
Oh. 

1709
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:31,640
My. 
God. 

1710
01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:40,600
Thank you. 
Thank you very much. 

1711
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,600
Come to come to all my shows and
give me that support. 

1712
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,960
I've never I've. 
Never been the Bulgaria. 

1713
01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:48,760
Nowhere have I I've. 
Heard it's nice. 

1714
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,640
But that's not what I'm saying. 
I'm saying. 

1715
01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:55,319
Did you make me pick? 
Up was it? 

1716
01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:56,720
This is The thing is. 
There's two types when you're 

1717
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,160
doing mind reading stuff. 
It's either you're popping some 

1718
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,200
a thought into someone's head, 
or you're pulling how. 

1719
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:03,880
Can we move on from that that 
quick? 

1720
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,279
Is that you said any article in 
Wikipedia? 

1721
01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:09,640
Yeah, OK. 
You did say a country, a place. 

1722
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,120
Yeah, that's it. 
But even if even if it's a 

1723
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,439
country or a place, sell a lot 
of countries. 

1724
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,680
There's over 50. 
Countries. 

1725
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,800
How many countries are there I. 
Actually don't know the answer 

1726
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,520
to that. 
That's some countries. 

1727
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,760
I wouldn't know that, no. 
But. 

1728
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:28,640
I it's not like I went with, you
know, somewhere a big Tenerife. 

1729
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,279
I have a Tenerife loads on 
holiday. 

1730
01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:31,560
I survive good. 
Spot. 

1731
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,279
Good spot, but stop doing that 
for me. 

1732
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,279
Talk about the thing that you 
picked. 

1733
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,760
Let me tell you if. 
You ever get the chance because 

1734
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:41,040
if you like that my the stuff I 
do on stage because you've big 

1735
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,439
cry, you can do a bit more cold 
reading. 

1736
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,080
I'll so we you're so. 
Bizarre or come to live. 

1737
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,880
I will. 
I'll follow you like a Messiah. 

1738
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:52,080
You're the Messiah if you. 
Start a cult. 

1739
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,080
I'll join it and I have fool. 
I'll even waive the. 

1740
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,400
Membership fee for my cult. 
You boys can get in for free as 

1741
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,640
well. 
I'm glad you like that trick. 

1742
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,920
And you know what? 
I'm glad that you're impressed 

1743
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,600
because some people, they're 
just, they don't think about it 

1744
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,720
enough and they just think, 
well, that's cool. 

1745
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,440
But like, everyone probably 
thinks of Bulgaria. 

1746
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,960
And that's why I like when you 
guys think of something that's 

1747
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:11,840
different. 
You know what I mean? 

1748
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,800
Well, I promise you, I promise. 
The second cameras go off teach 

1749
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,720
you a mind reading trick that 
you can do more importantly. 

1750
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,240
By more mind blowing than that 
down. 

1751
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,920
Why did you pick the bottle of 
Britain? 

1752
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,080
That was a good one. 
I assume it was put in my. 

1753
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,160
Head by well. 
Yeah, it's something I think 

1754
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,320
about often. 
You know, I can't say I was 

1755
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:37,640
there, but in a past life. 
That people think some really 

1756
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:39,040
weird. 
Stuff though like you get some 

1757
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,120
I'm. 
I'm impossible to throw off, so 

1758
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,840
I thought I I we could have a 
conversation about anything. 

1759
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,000
You could change the sub in a 
normal conversation. 

1760
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,680
Yeah. 
You could change the subject to 

1761
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:49,760
anything. 
Yeah. 

1762
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:54,160
And that's why I think people 
like the podcast is because we 

1763
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,800
talk about any sort. 
Nothing's on the limits, 

1764
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,120
whatever it is totally. 
But you do not. 

1765
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,840
I can't concentrate because I 
don't know. 

1766
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:02,840
I'm very sorry. 
I'm very sorry. 

1767
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,840
I am human partner like you're 
like. 

1768
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,320
But you know what it is. 
It's a it's a weird. 

1769
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,280
I'm very flattered by the way, 
truly, thank you very much for 

1770
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:11,760
it. 
So nice. 

1771
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,280
But you do. 
It's not that I don't find it 

1772
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,200
cool. 
I love it. 

1773
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:18,000
And the way I enjoy it is by 
kind of sitting back and just 

1774
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,480
watching people kind of like 
squirm a little bit. 

1775
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:23,160
I find that really, really fun. 
But you do do these tricks 

1776
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,760
enough times where you have to 
remind yourself like it's 

1777
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,160
someone else has seen it for the
first time. 

1778
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,360
You know what I mean? 
Because in my head, I've, I've 

1779
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,760
done that 1000 times since I was
like 13. 

1780
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,320
But you need to remind yourself 
that like, that's a, that's a 

1781
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,080
new experience for some people. 
So that's. 

1782
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,520
Incredible. 
Thank you very much. 

1783
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,160
Thank you very much. 
That's incredible. 

1784
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,840
Appreciate that. 
I don't I'm glad I got it right 

1785
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:46,000
because I don't take the pace 
whenever I say the sometimes 

1786
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,080
doesn't work, sometimes doesn't 
like it's like and magic tricks 

1787
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:51,360
do go wrong, especially the mind
reading stuff because that's the

1788
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:52,560
other thing is people can just 
lie. 

1789
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,880
But I trust you. 
And you had no way of knowing, 

1790
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,920
but I had when you were saying 
as a person that's Beyoncé's 

1791
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,280
pretty. 
I knew. 

1792
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,680
Yeah. 
You didn't think that. 

1793
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:02,360
Yes. 
I go. 

1794
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,440
He's got this. 
Yeah. 

1795
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,120
But I there's nothing on me 
that's a tale. 

1796
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,240
Although. 
Although I do think there's 

1797
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,800
something that's not going to 
give you a full answer. 

1798
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,280
But, you know, if I say thinking
between 1:00 and 5:00 and you 

1799
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:15,280
want there's more people smile a
bit. 

1800
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,120
Don't They were the first one. 
Totally, Totally. 

1801
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,120
And I think it's we didn't do 
that. 

1802
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,040
There's there's layers. 
To it like there are layers to 

1803
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,320
it and you get some like an 
onion very. 

1804
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:27,480
Magic is. 
Like an onion funny, most magic 

1805
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,920
is you're usually just missing 
one or two key pieces of info 

1806
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,520
and not having access to those 
two pieces of info makes it 

1807
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,240
impossible to work it out 
backwards. 

1808
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,080
Like you can't figure out 
because the trick usually is 

1809
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,040
that the moment it's important 
that you have to catch you 

1810
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:43,440
forget about you don't remember 
that. 

1811
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,840
So it could you know, you have 
the luxury of watching this back

1812
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,000
and you'll see what you were 
doing, But it's a fun one. 

1813
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,560
Let me ask you about a. 
Couple let me try and please 

1814
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,920
property interview. 
Please let me ask you about 

1815
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,680
about TV stuff. 
So you had a was that your was 

1816
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:59,640
this your first series? 
It was on BBC or are you That 

1817
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,480
was my first series you've. 
Been on things. 

1818
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:04,320
With the first. 
Series it was so much fun to do.

1819
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:07,160
We got lucky that we just filmed
that right before everyone shot 

1820
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:10,120
behind so so we got lucky with 
that one and then it was like 

1821
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,520
over a full year before the 
before actually came out. 

1822
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,280
So that was my first one. 
What was that? 

1823
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:18,120
Like versus what you thought it 
would be like the experience of 

1824
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,480
it was could you? 
Because you're like, I've done 

1825
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,240
some TV stuff. 
Yeah, we do more of my own 

1826
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,160
stuff. 
But but you control everything 

1827
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:26,080
when you're that. 
That was the. 

1828
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,640
Trickiest part of it, to be 
honest, was going from being a 

1829
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,840
creator. 
Whoever I wanted to poke 

1830
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,840
something, I just did it and 
suddenly there's no I love. 

1831
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,080
The whole thing was amazing and 
what they'll just under their 

1832
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,680
unreal to work with. 
They're so good. 

1833
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,360
It's just of course there's more
moving parts. 

1834
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,680
There's more pressure. 
Like when I'm doing a trick, I 

1835
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,080
can't just be as like like 
fasting around like this and 

1836
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:46,480
having fun with it. 
It's like this has to be 2 1/2 

1837
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,400
minutes long. 
This is when the magic reveal 

1838
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,680
has to happen. 
It has to be really tight. 

1839
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:50,840
Been looking at this camera 
this. 

1840
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,840
So it was there's a lot more 
going on and I did feel there's 

1841
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:56,640
a lot more pressure on me 
because usually I just have a 

1842
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,360
bit of crack with it. 
And that's kind of all my tech 

1843
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,320
talk and Instagram videos are 
basically that like I'll just 

1844
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,240
sit down with my brother with 
three magic tricks and be like, 

1845
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:03,600
watch these. 
He's crazy. 

1846
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:04,640
I. 
Love them, yeah. 

1847
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,200
Best friend he's so good, but he
moved to Liverpool to study 

1848
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,160
there recently, so every time I 
want to film videos, got to fly 

1849
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,600
him back over, you know, but 
it's it's you know what, we 

1850
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,840
enjoy it more now because we see
each other less, you know, much 

1851
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,400
more people think he's. 
Lying when they're in the 

1852
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:17,480
airport. 
Where you off to? 

1853
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:22,760
Yeah, my brother's a magician. 
And you know what as well is see

1854
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,680
an airport that is my worst 
nightmare for travelling for 

1855
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,320
shows. 
Like see the amount of shit you 

1856
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:31,120
have to carry in your bag as a 
magician, like magnets and big 

1857
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,480
ropes and needles inside them. 
And like I I'm yet. 

1858
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,520
Yeah, yeah, the rabbit's called 
a real news. 

1859
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:38,720
And doves. 
That's the big one. 

1860
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,160
Does your brother? 
Does your brother, have you 

1861
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:44,120
taught him enough stuff? 
So when he's in liver is your 

1862
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,600
way for uni? 
He's right for uni, yeah. 

1863
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,520
So did he. 
Did he come to my show this 

1864
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,200
week? 
I'll actually. 

1865
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,440
I'll let me just ring him now 
and say now I do you know why? 

1866
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:52,680
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

1867
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,600
I know he watches your I know he
watches your video. 

1868
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,520
Then you went to fire. 
I'm. 

1869
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,160
Just wondering why I saw that in
your story. 

1870
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:58,800
Like it was, actually. 
It was probably more likely he 

1871
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,920
caused the fire. 
That's one thing, person. 

1872
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:02,360
He is. 
That's what I'm thinking because

1873
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:03,640
he. 
Tried to do a trick for me and 

1874
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,560
it's it's not going well. 
It's gone haywire. 

1875
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:06,200
Like, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1876
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,960
How was Liverpool? 
It was unbelievable. 

1877
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,880
The venue. 
Went on genuinely went on fire 

1878
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,560
to Fire Brigades came so it 
wasn't like a. 

1879
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:15,520
It wasn't a fire test. 
The fire was real, the manager 

1880
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,480
told. 
Us specifically this is not a 

1881
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:21,000
test the venue is on fire run 
so. 

1882
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,520
But here's the thing, I just 
bought it as a lovely coat from 

1883
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,560
Zara so even though I heard it 
was real fires, I can't see 

1884
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,800
flames and I went to the green 
room to get. 

1885
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:32,280
The jacket because I bought it. 
That day, may that be me. 

1886
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:35,680
If there's ever firearms or 
whatever, I don't take this 

1887
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,240
advice, but I will run the grab.
I will, Yeah. 

1888
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,080
Yeah, but that's gonna go. 
Back so we went outside in the 

1889
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:45,840
cold, me and me and the whole 
audience for an R and 20 are we 

1890
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,520
just chatting amongst them and. 
Yeah, yeah, too far, but I was. 

1891
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:51,080
More like conscious of like, am 
I gonna have to cancel this? 

1892
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,920
So I'm trying to figure out 
what's going on. 2 Fire Brigades

1893
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,960
go down, sorted out. 
She was supposed to start half 

1894
01:15:56,960 --> 01:16:00,000
nine, which is late. 
She was started 11:10. 

1895
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,920
Oh my goodness, how long? 
Is this set I was supposed to? 

1896
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,760
When I, when I realised we could
go ahead, I was like, I'll do 

1897
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:07,880
45. 
Yeah, yeah, I did an R and 10 

1898
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,760
minutes because it just was the 
best show in my life. 

1899
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:10,960
That's unreal. 
It was. 

1900
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,040
Classmen. 
Incredible. 

1901
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,320
Because I thought the show would
be dominated by people wanting 

1902
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,360
to talk about what just 
happened. 

1903
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,480
But it wasn't. 
They were like the best. 

1904
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:18,400
They were like, oh, that's cool.
They were excited and all, but 

1905
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:21,240
then because of what had 
happened and the giddiness, but 

1906
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,600
then they were like, OK, we're 
here for the show. 

1907
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:23,680
That's savage. 
That's. 

1908
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,000
Lovely that isn't it? 
So good. 

1909
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,240
But does your brother, does your
brother know enough tricks that 

1910
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:31,040
he he can go over there to you 
know, is he is he running about 

1911
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:32,960
halls being he actually knows? 
Nothing. 

1912
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:36,920
This is what is quite funny is 
maybe four years ago, I I came 

1913
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,000
to this realisation that Ethan 
doesn't actually know how any of

1914
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,560
the tricks work because growing 
up, like my girlfriend knows how

1915
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,160
they all work. 
My parents know a whole bunch of

1916
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,680
them. 
Some of my friends know because 

1917
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:47,320
they just saw me practising. 
Brother just wasn't paying 

1918
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,560
attention. 
So I remember one day like back 

1919
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:52,400
almost maybe longer than I go 
back when I was with mom and dad

1920
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,720
and I came in just to test 
something that I was going to do

1921
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,000
the show and did it on him. 
And when I say he freaked out, 

1922
01:16:58,040 --> 01:16:59,840
he freaked out. 
He was running around the house.

1923
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,920
I was like, I didn't didn't 
know. 

1924
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,720
You didn't know. 
So it and it was perfect because

1925
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,560
he's always made YouTube videos 
and stuff himself. 

1926
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:08,920
So he was happy enough to be on 
camera and that's quite good 

1927
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:11,000
for. 
Natural reactions, yes, the way 

1928
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,000
we do it is. 
I plan out with tricks I'm going

1929
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,120
to do that's not off the cuff. 
I never lie about that, but I 

1930
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,320
never tell him what we're going 
to do. 

1931
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,360
And then we just see how the 
reaction is. 

1932
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:21,080
So to like get a video with 
three, usually my videos are 

1933
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:22,320
three good reactions or 
anything. 

1934
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,920
It might take me like 7 tricks 
to get the right ones, you know 

1935
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,800
what I mean? 
Yeah, I don't lie, but you know,

1936
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,720
it's going to be yeah, yeah. 
That was the other thing with TV

1937
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:32,040
that you didn't have the 
advantage of with like tech talk

1938
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,000
video is if I filmed the techno 
video and it wasn't very good, I

1939
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,120
could just film more and just 
wait until guys. 

1940
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,720
We couldn't do that with TV 
because the episodes we did was 

1941
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,880
with one group of people and 
kind of followed the story. 

1942
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,520
So it was like if they didn't 
react to the trick, it was like,

1943
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,240
yeah, yeah, yeah, all. 
Right. 

1944
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,040
Yeah, that. 
Was that was challenging I 

1945
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:52,160
suppose I want to also. 
Ask you about just social media 

1946
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:55,480
and in general, like I, I sort 
of say like, I don't know what 

1947
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:59,760
all these apps and, and I mean 
that I'm 33 and it passes you by

1948
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,960
very quick. 
I think the last thing I was 

1949
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,240
like, OK, I sort of know this is
maybe Twitter and Facebook, 

1950
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,520
Yeah, even Instagram, like I'm 
on there. 

1951
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,840
I'm doing a lot of stuff, yeah. 
And people be like. 

1952
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,120
Oh, you're you're, you know what
you're doing on that end. 

1953
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:15,000
I don't really. 
I can figure it out, but I don't

1954
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000
know all the cool features and 
totally don't know what the 

1955
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,080
fucking rail is and all this in 
order I. 

1956
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,800
Really, to be honest, I think 
that you can get really caught 

1957
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,840
up in that stuff and then pay no
attention to what you actually 

1958
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,760
put night. 
And then, like the people who I 

1959
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:28,600
know who are the best with 
social media don't necessarily 

1960
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,040
have an audience because like, 
they're spending so much time, 

1961
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,840
like with their perfect hashtag 
strategy that they forget that 

1962
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,480
the video has to actually be 
entertaining, you know? 

1963
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:37,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And I always find that if you 

1964
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,720
just get some, that is by nature
very good. 

1965
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:42,960
And it's it's engaging. 
The rest kind of does sort 

1966
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,800
itself out. 
I mean, you know yourself. 

1967
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,720
Look what you've managed to grow
already without really knowing 

1968
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,320
what you're doing is you're 
saying, you know what I mean? 

1969
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,760
It was kind of the same as me 
when I started Tick tock. 

1970
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,760
Hadn't a clue, hadn't a clue. 
And like, I know a little bit 

1971
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,080
more now. 
I like how algorithms work. 

1972
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,360
But even knowing it doesn't mean
that you're necessarily going to

1973
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:01,080
like smash it. 
You know there are certain types

1974
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,000
and tricks though. 
Like it's like it's mainly to do

1975
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,120
with the content itself, the 
sheer amount of followers. 

1976
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,600
You have where you still put 
something out. 

1977
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,960
Do you go, this is far, this is 
great, Yeah. 

1978
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,680
And maybe vice versa. 
And absolutely. 

1979
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:15,160
Times you think this is the one 
and I just and things. 

1980
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:18,200
You think, well this is grand 
and they they kill because 100. 

1981
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,720
Percent yeah, with some of our 
podcast. 

1982
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,240
Clips, like we put them up and 
we're on a few of them. 

1983
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,840
We're like we're over 1,000,000 
views, We're 1/4 of a million 

1984
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:29,560
likes and that's like we're not 
setting up to that to be a clip.

1985
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,800
That's just part of something 
that's a really I saw. 

1986
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:34,480
One in the 4U page yesterday 
that he's put out without was it

1987
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:36,200
like all painters or drug 
dealers or something like that? 

1988
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,640
I pissed myself but a second I 
saw that I didn't even look at 

1989
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,800
the likes and you that would 
have done fairly well, you know 

1990
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:43,680
right, right. 
It's 90% of it is the 1st 2 

1991
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,560
seconds of the clip. 
That's that's the secret. 

1992
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:47,640
Like, I don't know, because you 
could have the I mean, The thing

1993
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:50,120
is you're used to probably 
you're doing longer form stuff 

1994
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,240
and people invest into it and 
they're going to stay. 

1995
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,360
But people who are just kind of 
going through mindlessly, you 

1996
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:57,080
need to really capture them. 
And yeah, yeah, I think you can 

1997
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:00,880
have the best video in the But 
if it doesn't, if you don't 

1998
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,880
prove that within the first 
couple seconds, they'll never 

1999
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,840
watch on, you know what I mean? 
And then we'll get shown to more

2000
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,480
people. 
So I suppose the law. 

2001
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:10,000
The short form stuff was we've 
told like not because it was all

2002
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,720
like when me and me and Mike 
went tacked together and we 

2003
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:14,880
started like putting out social 
media videos where like 

2004
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:20,000
sketches, like when, but 12 
years ago, that's not like the 

2005
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,640
thing. 
I was doing something then maybe

2006
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:25,880
10 years ago and it was all 
about you wanted to be lot 4 

2007
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:28,480
minutes. 
Sometimes we do stuff for 10 

2008
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:31,960
minutes and it's a sketch. 
And then Vine became a thing, so

2009
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:35,400
it was like it has to be 10 
seconds ahead and then that 

2010
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,240
change and it was like we're 
back to the long form I prefer. 

2011
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,680
The middle, I prefer the middle 
ground where that's why I do 

2012
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,760
about 30 seconds for me, which 
is enough time. 

2013
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:43,720
That's middle. 
See. 

2014
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:45,840
I think for me, yeah, a minute. 
And a half two. 

2015
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,000
Minutes is middle for me. 
We'll see. 

2016
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:47,800
This is a. 
It's different. 

2017
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,520
Different I never did really 
look, this is funny me said in 

2018
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:53,160
every long form where I do like 
2 hour one man shows, but like 

2019
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:54,800
on the Internet, is that what 
you're is that what you're 

2020
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,000
showing? 
Should be in interval in the 

2021
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:56,600
middle. 
Or whatever. 

2022
01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:01,000
But I am, so I'm used to yapping
away and doing bits for ages. 

2023
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,000
So whenever I started doing the 
short form stuff I was like, hi,

2024
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,960
I'm supposed to get this across 
in that short period of time. 

2025
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,240
You can't do it though. 
I mean, I think it's about 

2026
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:13,640
really cutting the fat and not 
being too like precious what 

2027
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,240
you're losing. 
Yeah, and that is? 

2028
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,800
Hard because there'll be so many
clips that I'll have to cut out 

2029
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,160
of a video with Ethan and I'll 
just think that's the funniest 

2030
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:22,080
thing I've ever seen. 
Like the way his face went up. 

2031
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:24,520
But it's an extra 3 seconds that
like someone who doesn't know 

2032
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,160
Ethan probably doesn't care 
about, you know, so you got to 

2033
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:30,160
be kind of ruthless. 
Or you can just post loads and 

2034
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:32,120
wait till something sticks. 
That's just more work. 

2035
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,720
Yeah, You know what I mean. 
Let me, I could talk to you for 

2036
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:36,840
hours, 100%. 
But I want to ask you about 

2037
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,640
Elijah. 
She's doing Ulster Hall. 

2038
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:40,040
Yeah, yeah, you've done Ulster 
Hall. 

2039
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,040
Before, Right. 
Yeah. 

2040
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:41,680
Yeah. 
Oh. 

2041
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,120
Yeah, yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

2042
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:44,360
You're past that. 
It's. 

2043
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,040
Bigger things. 
No, no, no, no. 

2044
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:48,640
I I it was high as Ulster Hall 
AM. 

2045
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,040
I in for a good night for I 
played it wrong. 

2046
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:55,880
First time I did it OK, I played
it wrong and I sort of let the 

2047
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:59,760
occasion get to me a bit and I 
just wouldn't do that, No eh. 

2048
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,760
But also. 
I don't know, I I. 

2049
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,880
I was out a little bit rabbit in
the headlights, but then I've 

2050
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,640
looked at me to have done it for
the first time and that's not 

2051
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,160
the case. 
Yeah, I just sort of like I 

2052
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,560
don't know what I let myself get
to know. 

2053
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:15,640
Maybe it was in the venue for 
too long in the run up to it or 

2054
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:19,840
whatever, but there. 
But but then I did it a couple 

2055
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,240
the year after that and then the
year after that with a couple of

2056
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,120
shows. 
And I think from I wouldn't, I 

2057
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:28,080
wouldn't, I would, I would 
always go back to like I'm doing

2058
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:30,960
SSE tomorrow night and next 
week. 

2059
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:34,920
But next year I might do, I 
might do Black Box. 

2060
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:36,040
Yeah, from the solution. 
Totally. 

2061
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,640
It's just I like different 
venues, different experiences. 

2062
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:41,880
And then and also hall was 
great. 

2063
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,960
And then when I went back I was 
like, oh, I've been here. 

2064
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:48,040
So it's fine. 
And like Waterfront is maybe 

2065
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:51,440
like acoustically and stuff the 
best purpose built I want to do 

2066
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:52,360
waterfront at. 
Some stage. 

2067
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,200
And I think the reason for that 
was I remember seeing Darren 

2068
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,240
Brown. 
He did. 

2069
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:57,720
That was the first magic show I 
ever saw live. 

2070
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:58,920
When I was 12, he did 
Waterfront. 

2071
01:22:58,920 --> 01:22:59,960
I was like, one day I'll do 
that. 

2072
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,680
Yeah, we'll do that. 
Someday, but it's. 

2073
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:03,600
An awesome awesome awesome for 
that type of thing. 

2074
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,760
And what is your show? 
You know you're doing a little 

2075
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:09,520
bit of stand up in it or you? 
Yeah, it's amazing with the 

2076
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:11,000
crowd, to be honest. 
I try to make. 

2077
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,040
The show as much about the 
people there rather than me, and

2078
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,680
that's not like that. 
I don't want the attention. 

2079
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:15,920
It's that's what makes it 
funniest. 

2080
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,360
And like it is a funny show. 
Not because I'm a funny person, 

2081
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,800
but because people are funny, 
you know? 

2082
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:21,360
And. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

2083
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,760
And you're putting them in such 
a weird situation. 

2084
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,440
And the whole show's all these 
interactive, all of it, every 

2085
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:30,080
single trick, maybe with the 
exception of one, it's all 

2086
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,120
getting people involved, getting
people on the stage. 

2087
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,440
And I just. 
I just love it. 

2088
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,320
Are you excited for it? 
I. 

2089
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:35,040
Can't wait. 
Yeah, I. 

2090
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,520
Mean live shows are my favourite
thing. 

2091
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,440
What did? 
It in 18th, 18th of December 

2092
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,800
right up till right up near 
Christmas. 

2093
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,400
Great. 
If you're on give me a shout, 

2094
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,800
I'll come to that. 
I genuinely. 

2095
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:46,520
Like I'm final officer, very 
impressive. 

2096
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:48,680
I'd love to see you live, but 
let me ask you this a final 

2097
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:53,480
question when you're doing the 
show so before every show, 

2098
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:56,680
including Saturday, yes, I go 
into the venue, have a look have

2099
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:59,200
a look at the lights Yep, we're 
happy enough here check it all 

2100
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,360
out I go to Nando's, Oh man, I 
love and then. 

2101
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:03,320
I come back. 
So what are you doing before 

2102
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:04,840
Ulster Hall? 
What are you thinking? 

2103
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,400
Do you might you might be 
somebody doesn't eat before 

2104
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,200
shoes. 
Well know if you guys, you know 

2105
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,560
I, I do. 
That like one meal a day diet 

2106
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:13,720
for the most part so I have like
all my food and one bake that. 

2107
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,880
I just like it that way because 
I forget to eat during the day 

2108
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:18,080
anyway so I absolutely will be 
having dinner. 

2109
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,080
It'll be between 3:00. 
Options right? 

2110
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:23,760
It'll either be. 
Nando's, yeah, good location 

2111
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,520
for. 
Ulster Hall Superb location. 

2112
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,960
Superb. 
And I love a Nando's. 

2113
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:29,160
Yeah. 
It could be Abujan, but. 

2114
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:32,160
The only problem there is heavy.
You may, I might like fall 

2115
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,640
asleep on the stage. 
That's the one thing. 

2116
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:34,960
That's the one. 
That's the. 

2117
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,360
Ball, but even then. 
Like it still packs upon, Yeah, 

2118
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:42,440
you know, so on between the two,
I'm probably go in Nandos, yeah.

2119
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:45,680
Or it's. 
Go for a steak or in the Bullet 

2120
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:46,960
Hotel. 
That's my favourite spot. 

2121
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,600
That's ball or. 
I would do that. 

2122
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,960
It's that sounds like some 
that's my as my go. 

2123
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:54,600
To spot if I'm feeling have a 
good day, I'm taking myself off 

2124
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,640
for a rib eye. 
Do you talk like a big. 

2125
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,720
Napkin in your neck. 
I I let them do it. 

2126
01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:01,080
For me, I just sat down. 
I'm like, that's I'm. 

2127
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,920
Here. 
It was funny actually in the in 

2128
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:06,080
the Bullet. 
I went in one night and the 

2129
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,880
manager in there is an amazing 
guy called Pedro and he comes in

2130
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:11,120
and he recognised me either from
tech talk or whatever. 

2131
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:14,480
It's so good to say here. 
We started this, this celebrity 

2132
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:17,360
like autograph book and I was 
like, well I'm not a celebrity 

2133
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:20,280
but I'll take it. 
And he gave me the book and it 

2134
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:23,320
was only one signature before 
me, but I didn't see who it was.

2135
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:24,640
I wrote mine down. 
I felt like a baller. 

2136
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:28,920
I was like my name on the Taylor
Clay book person before, had 

2137
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:30,880
been there the night before in 
the same state and it was Wayne 

2138
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:32,120
Rooney. 
What a downgrade. 

2139
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,680
Can you imagine? 
Can you imagine that personal 

2140
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,520
has to look through that book 
and they're like, well, they 

2141
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,720
probably don't ask. 
Everyone to do it. 

2142
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,320
Because here's the thing, I've 
been a bullet before. 

2143
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:40,800
Oh. 
No. 

2144
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,640
Well, see, I think I. 
Sit with a pen in my hand, we'll

2145
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,320
go together. 
Sometime and we'll get you in 

2146
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:47,920
the book, we'll split a we'll 
split a page. 100% on a stick. 

2147
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:48,360
I see. 
Yeah. 

2148
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,000
Yeah, we will. 
It's not cheap. 

2149
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:50,760
You know what I mean? 
I know. 

2150
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:54,080
You'll pay for it. 
Yeah, well, you'll, you'll pay. 

2151
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:56,320
For it let me see that card 
machine. 

2152
01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:00,360
I'm still working on that one. 
Honestly, like I'd be I'd be 

2153
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,880
unstoppable money off that 
because I have. 

2154
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,760
Paramilitary connections if we 
team this synergy is. 

2155
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,240
Really going now. 
Let's do it. 

2156
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:08,160
That's. 
That's so much more. 

2157
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:11,600
I could chat to you. 
About but 100% that is that blue

2158
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:14,600
that honestly blows my mind 
thank you so much appreciation 

2159
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:19,560
for that art thank you because 
not otherwise you know poetry. 

2160
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:23,840
What are you doing and but but 
yeah Joe thanks so much for 

2161
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,200
coming on. 
I really appreciate you for 

2162
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:28,040
having me there and. 
But how did? 

2163
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:28,680
How? 
Are you? 

2164
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,360
I'll I'll tell you. 
Can you give a secret Where are 

2165
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:34,760
we off?
