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Prime big Deal days is coming 
October 8th and 9th, which can 

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lead to involuntary deal squeals
like the infamous deal on a new 

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massager squeal. 
Save big on prime big deal days 

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October 8th and 9th. 
Zippers, welcome to this week's 

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episode of the Tea with Me 
podcast with me. 

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She and Todd should have moved 
the camera closer. 

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Yes. 
Probably should have decided on 

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whether it was going to do that 
before I recorded the podcast. 

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Yes, 100%. 
But these are crazy times we're 

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living in. 
There's a global pandemic. 

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My hair doesn't have product in 
it. 

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It's it's crazy out there. 
And and the most surprising 

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thing about both those things is
that I haven't started wearing 

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product. 
Here's the thing. 

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I go out once a week. 
I go to the house once a week to

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do the radio show. 
And that's when I do my hair. 

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And have a shave. 
So, you know, you got it. 

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What's that phrase? 
You know, if you, you know, 

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still know what Beyoncé is the 
phrase like, if you want me at 

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my Beyoncé, you have to accept 
me as if you want me as my 

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Beyoncé, you have to accept me 
as my Kitty Price. 

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I think that's the phrase. 
So that's just the way it is. 

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And look, zippers, it's a good 
week. 

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It's a good week because gig 
bookings are starting to come 

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back in again, your boys 
starting to get back there on 

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the road. 
There's interesting things 

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happening with a show next year 
that's being rumoured. 

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I'm hearing, I'm hearing stuff 
on the Grapevine about it and I 

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really shouldn't be, it should 
be more than that because it's 

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me we're talking about. 
But I just let other people do 

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things for me and let's just say
next year could be an 

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interesting year stand up wise. 
That's all I'm going to say. 

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Also, I talked last week about 
the fact that I did my first gig

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back, which was in a garden in 
my mom, Victorio Angelone's 

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garden. 
I'm probably going Victorio 

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Angelone. 
Is that a guy who was part of 

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the Gambino crime family? 
Is he in a Netflix documentary 

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about the mob? 
No, Victorio Angelone is a stand

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up guy from Belfast who changed 
his name but he pulled it up 

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because his real name is Robert 
Stephenson and I did a gig in 

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his garden couple of weeks ago. 
It was unbelievable, so good, so

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well ran the the socially 
distance comedy club was 

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brilliant. 
I finally got the video with 

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that and had a watch of it and. 
It's so annoying because if I 

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wasn't already doing this 
material as part of the new 

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tour, I would just put the whole
thing out on YouTube or Facebook

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or whatever. 
So I might just start cutting up

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some clips from that and putting
it out. 

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And also, I'm going to have a 
rambly start here, but that's 

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just the way it is. 
As I said, there's global 

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pandemic on, so bear with me. 
Yeah, I, I'm. 

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Going to have shows in 
September. 

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I'm going to have shows in 
September. 

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They're being worked on at the 
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But I know the people need to 
fix the money, told they need 

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that MTF money, told Fix and 
you're going to get it. 

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You're going to get it because I
may or may not be at some point 

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in the future be doing some 
stand up shows with some friends

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and that's just the way things 
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And of course it's going to be 
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But I'm not allowed to talk 
about it because Britney Spears 

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dad AK producer Dan has said 
that if I do genuinely, he's 

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going to cut my feet off. 
He said he's going. 

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He said he's going to send 
Victorio Angelone around to cut 

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my feet off. 
He's going to make me enough 

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like him of films. 
I'm going to make him off like 

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him of films. 
You know, a lot of people say 

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they've got my godfather. 
Impression is 10 out of 10. 

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I'm gonna go out. 
That kind of feels. 

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Enjoyable zippers. 
We've got loads to get through, 

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we've got listeners questions, 
we're going to do TripAdvisor, 

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all that good stuff. 
But before we start, let me plug

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the patreonpatreon.com/tea With 
Me podcast. 

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You get the bonus episode on a 
Monday. 

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You get merchandise giveaways. 
Ticket news for those shows I 

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was talking about. 
Or release those on Patreon 

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before anywhere else. 
That's just the way we does it. 

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patreon.com/tea with Me podcast.
You sign up, you support the 

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podcast. 
It's a beautiful thing. 

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On with the pod. 
Zippers, we're back. 

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We've started the podcast we 
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do is something I haven't done 
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Which is TripAdvisor. 
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TripAdvisor, but not like a wee 
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that might affect their 
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We'll look at big, what are they
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companies and we'll see what 
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We've done the Apple Green 
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Like let's all lest we forget. 
The guy who said the Apple Green

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service station on the way to 
Lisburn smelled like shit by the

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way he was talking about the 
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He's like the toilet. 
Smell like shit and piss and I 

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hate to be the bearer bad and 
used my man, but that's what 

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you're going to find there. 
That's what you're going to find

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there. 
This week we are looking at 

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another fast food restaurant and
put it this way, ba da ba ba ba.

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Some people aren't loving it. 
This is in Lisburn and it's 

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McDonald's. 
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out, as we do with all the trip 
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amazing reviews. 
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loving it. 
I'm only focusing. 

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On the ones where people are 
ripping, so I'm going to say 

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that this is not a bad business 
at all. 

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My lawyers instructed me to say.
But there are some people who 

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are giving off and that's what 
I'm here for. 

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Hungry Man 369 You know by his 
username that if this doesn't go

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right, he's going to be raging 
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he's a hungry man. 
He gives it one. 

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Star and says this is the 
tagline Can't get simple enough 

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order right. 
Can't get simple enough order 

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right. 
So what would be the like? 

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What would it be like with a 
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Was in for lunch today. 
Simple enough order Big Mac meal

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with no cheese and Galaxy 
caramel Mcflurry with extra 

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sauce. 
Now that's cheeky. 

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And also I don't like that extra
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sauce that is on it is the 
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And I hear people that are like 
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Can you give me a gravy? 
Chip and give me extra gravy. 

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Those people want to have their 
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Or in this case they're Mcflurry
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That's such a 7 year old thing 
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Give me extra sauce. 
Fuck up hungry man. 

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I got a Big Mac with cheese and 
a Mcflurry with no extra sauce. 

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Never gone again. 
I've lost faith in McDonald's 

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brand. 70% of the time they get 
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It's not rocket science, I mean.
It is quite big to lose faith. 

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In a whole brand where to have 
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how but how's he gauging the 
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How's this guy figure? 
I mean, cool, I had to put my 

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T-shirt down there because my 
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and my T-shirt is a Lakers one. 
It says 23, but then it just 

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looks like it says looks like it
says CS just because of a little

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raw fat. 
That's funny that he's lost all 

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his confidence in the brand 
because they didn't give him his

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extra sauce. 
Alan S says missing food three 

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times this week. 
Drive through, Alan, stop, stop,

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man, because that's too many. 
That's too too many times a week

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to go through the drive through.
Same order each time and some 

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items missing. 
Bad vibes when you reach home 

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and meet his ruined not no. 
I lose faith. 

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For you Alan, when you say bad 
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Dan will absolutely love that 
because whenever the surf 

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conditions aren't right he says 
bad vibes and then he says 

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cowabunga. 
But Alan says we'll expect one 

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day as a one off and my fault 
for not checking but three times

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on a different day is unreal. 
Staff should take time and 

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check. 
I mean that's an old phrase. 

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You get my order wrong at 
McDonald's once, shame on you. 

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You get murdered wrong at 
McDonald's twice, shame on me. 

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You get it wrong three times. 
I need a new diet Alan, you need

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a new diet. 
Homeboy Dave Condley says OK, 

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I'm not going into an analyst 
rant here. 

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By the way, this is 6 
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It's McDonald's. 
You like the food or you don't? 

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But I can't remember the last 
time I left this place and my 

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order was correct. 
There's always at least one or 

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two items missing. 
Hey, number one, check. 

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Number two, stop going. 
Why do these people act like 

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there's nowhere else to go? 
I know the great sages of the 

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Internet love to point out. 
What do you expect for a fiver? 

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Actually, I expect to get what I
paid for in the story. 

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Time and time again, this 
happens. 

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Stop. 
Go. 

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That's the definition of 
madness, isn't it? 

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Doing the same thing but 
expecting different results. 

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So dead candy, I don't know if 
that's your real name. 

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I don't know if that's a 
nickname. 

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I don't know what it is. 
I don't know if it's a place. 

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But what I will say is this, 
take your fiver and just go to a

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different place and enjoy 
yourself. 

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Check your bag guys. 
It's it's the only way to find 

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out what your order. 
It seems it's only what what 

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your order was. 
Yeah, correct. 

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Check your bag. 
It's only where you're going to 

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find out if your order is right.
Well, yeah, obviously fucking 

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dickhead. 
If a manager is reading this, 

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you need to get the staff to 
read and check the order 

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beforehand. 
That over. 

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And yeah, I mean, I like that 
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I like that they know how much 
it angers them. 

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And then whenever he comes in 
orders a fillet of fish, They 

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they just put, they just put in 
a Ronald McDonald face. 

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You know Carly, what a disgrace.
My 7th time going and coming 

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away paying for half the food I 
didn't get. 

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I'm sorry right? 
I feel like a little bit of a 

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rant coming on here. 
There are other places and if 

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your argument is well, 
McDonald's is cheap and I can't 

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afford food, Actually, you'll 
find out that some really 

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healthy food is way cheaper than
McDonald's. 

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Go to listen. 
Go to Lidl and get yourself a 

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rucksack of lentils and boil 
them up with some chickpeas and 

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fucking enjoy yourself. 
But these people here are like, 

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it's wrong every time. 
Every time. 

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You might be the problem, you 
might be the problem. 

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Carly halfway down the motorway 
or else would have went back. 

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What a joke. 
Well, how do you know you're 

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wrong halfway down the motorway?
Because if you're driving, you 

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should be looking inside your 
bag. 

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And also don't eat McDonald's in
the car. 

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Have McDonald's in the car 
because it's going to make car 

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smell like McDonald's. 
And also at the time you always 

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think that's not a bad thing. 
And then you realise the next 

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time you drive the car that was 
that is not good, that is not 

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good. 
Colin. 

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Rubbish. 
Dr Thru service spent 30 minutes

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stuck in the drive thru with no 
apology. 

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Giving cold food in a melted 
Mcflurry. 

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Management of Dr Thru is 
shocking. 

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Worst burger I ever tasted. 
Ella, I dropped in here about 

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10:00 PM on a Sunday evening. 
Hey here, are you the fonts? 

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What are you doing dropping in 
the places? 

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You can say you went in there, 
but why? 

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Why is someone dropping in? 
Hey, I'm just dropping. 

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I mean, producer Dan drops into 
the beach to go and hit some 

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good vibes, but don't say you 
dropped in. 

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I'm just going to drop in. 
Here you went. 

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And also 10:00 on a Sunday 
evening. 

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The Lord Jesus Christ did not 
want you to be eating burgers at

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10:00 on a Sunday evening. 
The Lord Jesus Christ wanted to 

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be to be a sleeper in the bath. 
One or two things, but 

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definitely not both at the same 
time because you will die. 

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There were customers, but it was
not busy. 

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I ordered the signature classic 
burger with no ketchup. 

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Oh, your heart. 
It did come with no ketchup, but

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that was about all it was, right
with it. 

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It was. 
It was a pair of marigolds. 

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Marigolds. 
You said tomato, I said tomato. 

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Don't correct me. 
Haven't tried the same burger in

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Ipswich a week earlier. 
I was looking forward to it. 

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I just find that weird that you 
were in it. 

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I didn't. 
First of all, I didn't even know

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Ipswich anyone had actually 
really been there of people that

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are not from Ipswich. 
What were you doing in Ipswich? 

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I'll get in touch. 
The inside of the burger was 

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more gristle and it was barely 
lukewarm. 

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It can by the way, capital L, 
Capital W, like lukewarm is a 

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guy. 
It contained no red onions. 

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The lettuce was fine. 
The place itself was well 

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staffed. 
As a consequence, the place had 

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a few unclear dirty tables on 
the floor and up and brushed. 

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My personal advice would be to 
avoid unless you're desperate. 

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So hungry. 
It's not the famine. 

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One more W doot. 
Don't know if it's his real 

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name. 
I would enjoy it if it is. 

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Oh fuck. 
Here's the tagline. 

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Sun SEC after visiting here. 
Well done, Well done Ronald and 

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the fucking Hamburglar and all 
your mates. 

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Sun SEC. 
Nice one. 

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The sun SEC here. 
OK, well done. 

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Well done guys. 
He's not loving it, he's 

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shitting his brains out. 
I usually visit the carried off 

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McDonald's as the staff are 
nicer and it's much cleaner. 

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Why do you need, why do you need
that from the staff? 

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Why do you? 
Are you going out of your way 

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because the staff say hello? 
Oh that's nice. 

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They always ask me how I am. 
But we were meeting people at 

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Sprucefield and the kids were 
hungry so I thought I'd give it 

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another try. 
They got the order on both 

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recent visits and my son was 
very ill after eating here. 

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It wasn't very clean. 
Maybe the reason he was sick is 

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because you're talking so much 
shit W dude and the staff aren't

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nice to me. 
Hello. 

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One more woeful call my wife for
a lunchtime drive through. 

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Who says romance is dead? 
Both of us ordered the same. 

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OK yeah, I'll get what he's 
getting, but boy were we 

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disappointed. 
The burgers must have been 

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sitting in the heat cabinet for 
too long waiting for the 

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lunchtime rush. 
The chips were pale and under 

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cooked. 
So disappointed. 

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I couldn't complain at the times
we were rushing to a meeting, 

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but a drive through of this 
calibre should have the food 

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served perfect. 
I mean it sounds like he was 

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going to meet and also with his 
wife. 

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Why does this guy work with his 
wife? 

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Why do they go to McDonald's 
together for lunch and why do 

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they order the same thing? 
There's so much wrong with this 

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Not happy Waited 45 minutes for 
the drive through complete mess.

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Wanted to visit the new 
McDonald's as I heard so much 

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about the revamp. 
I heard who's here? 

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Why are you hearing so much 
about I can't move everywhere I 

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go people are talking about the 
revamp. 

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Have you heard about the revamp 
at McDonald's? 

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Oh what are the I have 6 new 
urinals in oh happy days. 

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Where are you going to see the 
revamp? 

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People annoying me. 
I think it's because I've been a

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dad for a month now. 
People just I just have no time 

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for these people. 
And if I saw that one of my 

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friends were one of the people 
that commented on this, hey, we 

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wouldn't be friends anymore. 
My son shitting himself, taking 

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him up some grapes and legacied.
I mean, I very, very, very 

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little sympathy, but yeah, what 
do you want? 

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I mean, McDonald's is literally 
McDonald's. 

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What do you what do you expect? 
I don't expect, you know, first 

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of all, people are like, 
wouldn't recommend this 

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restaurant. 
You know, let's be honest. 

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It's convenience food. 
Now, should I be saying this? 

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No. 
Did McDonald's sponsor an 

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episode of Boyd Town? 
Yes. 

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Are they likely to do so in the 
game again, probably. 

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If I hadn't been doing this for 
a long time. 

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They TripAdvisor McDonald's. 
But it is, it is what it is. 

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It is what it is. 
And did they send some Big Mac 

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special sauce sauce for us to 
try? 

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Yes. 
And was I able to eat it? 

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No, because I have a dairy 
allergy. 

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So I made Dave Elliot eat it for
the video. 

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We had to reshoot some stuff 
quite a lot. 

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And to be honest, he had two 
full pots of it. 

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And I think after that he felt a
bit sick because he'd eaten so 

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much of it, not because it 
wasn't nice. 

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And now I fucked it up even more
because I've said it made him 

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sick. 
It didn't make him sick. 

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It's only because he had so much
of it. 

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He had already had his dinner. 
But sometimes that's the way the

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cookie crumbles. 
Yeah, I was. 

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Supposed to be back in studio, 
but here's what happened. 

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Somebody else has the key. 
I gave somebody else the key. 

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I arrived on the shoot with Big 
Mike and we could not get into 

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our own office. 
Sometimes that's the way the 

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cookie crumbles. 
And then I drove the whole way 

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to the Lisburn McDonald's and I 
just wanted the staff to pick me

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up and they didn't. 
All they did was look at me and 

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say, can I take your order? 
And I was like, I'm going 

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somewhere else. 
I'm going to carry Dove because 

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they were going to ask me how my
day was. 

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And also I'm just upset in 
general because earlier I sent 

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Dave Elliot a picture of me with
my shirt off, like a progress 

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picture because I've been 
working on. 

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And I was expecting him to write
back and say, oh, you buff, you 

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know, a buff guy or whatever, a 
cute guy, buff Stroman. 

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But he didn't. 
He wrote back and said, why is 

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your hair like that? 
You look like an evacuee during 

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the Second World War. 
Now, I was, I was upset because 

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because a lot of people died in 
the Second World War. 

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And for him to say that about my
hair. 

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And I also was like, David, 
first of all, I haven't done my 

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hair because at that point I was
just out of bed. 

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And why would I do my hair to go
work out when I'm going to have 

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a shower anyway? 
And also, you're a very much a 

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bald man. 
You know, some people in glass 

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house shouldn't throw stones and
bald guys should not comment on 

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hair. 
And then unless, yeah, unless 

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you've shaved it off for a 
charity thing, in which case 

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you'll be able to have it again 
soon. 

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But but yeah, I just, I just 
didn't like that, you know, I 

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didn't like her because I 
pointed out to him when he says 

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to me he's done some workout 
stuff, whatever. 

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I would say, hey, man, good 
stuff, nice, nice boy. 

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You know, I always say nice boy,
cute man. 

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And then and yeah, I was pissed 
off. 

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And also the main reason I 
pissed off is because I do 

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absolutely look like someone who
would be evacuated during the 

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Second World War like the other 
children, Like definitely if I 

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was my age now, which is 32 and 
a father. 

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And they were like, we're 
evacuating kids because it's the

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Second World War. 
And I took my son down to be 

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like, OK, he's going to do 
definitely. 

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A man would also left me at the 
same time be like and look to my

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wife and say, we'll take your 
children somewhere safe. 

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And she would go to say, no, 
that's actually the father. 

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And I would look at her as to 
say, please don't say anything 

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because I just want to make sure
that I'm safe. 

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I would 100% say, listen, don't 
say anything. 

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It's going to be fine. 
And then me and the other kids 

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would just go somewhere and be 
totally safe. 

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I think my granny got evacuated 
the Strabane during World War 

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Two. 
True story. 

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And I think she was back by 
5:00. 

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I think her exact words were, 
I'll take my chances. 

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That's not true. 
But she was evacuated to 

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Strabane. 
And I remember when she told me 

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that I was like, one day I would
like to go and see where you 

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were evacuated to, to really 
like understand it and all. 

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And I've never done that and I 
never will. 

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And that again, that's the way 
the cookie crumbles. 

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That's another one of those 
things that's unfortunate. 

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I think the thing with me is the
reason I wouldn't have lasted in

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the Second World War like my 
granny did, like so many people 

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did, is because I would be very 
particular and fussy about where

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I was sent. 
You know, they would be like, 

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oh, don't worry, we're sending 
you to this place. 

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And then I would get there and 
I'd be like, Oh my God, this 

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place is gross, worse than 
Nandos. 

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And they would say this is 1942,
Nandos hasn't been invented yet.

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And I would say not good enough.
And I would just just despite 

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everybody, I would just hang out
in the real bomb hotspots during

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the Second World War with my 
arms folded, sitting on the 

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ground in protest. 
Speaking of protest, the Dublin 

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Rd. 
Nandos hasn't opened for. 

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Set in yet? 
So I'm ready to do some sort of 

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Tiananmen Square. 
Peaceful protest, lie in front 

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of the tank, lie in front of the
chicken cooker. 

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I don't know whatever I have to 
do. 

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But you guys need to sort that 
out because there's a lot going 

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on in the world at the moment 
with the globe pandemic and 

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Ellen, and I don't know what's 
happening. 

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People say Ellen's not nice, 
she's a rude person, she's 

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bullying people. 
And you know, I've got to say, I

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see a lot of myself and Ellen, 
but only in a physical way. 

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You know, Colin Geddes was the 
first one to make that joke that

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I look like Ellen DeGeneres. 
And it was one of those ones. 

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The first time he said it, I was
laughing. 

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But then when it turned away, I 
was crying like that gift for 

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the guy who's got the mask on, 
but behind it he's crying. 

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That was 100% me. 
But you just have to accept 

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these things that I look like 
Ellen DeGeneres, who's like 61 

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or whatever she is with the same
hair, same body, and generally, 

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generally just the same attitude
towards people under us. 

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Oh, Matron. 
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And that's what we all need to 
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a friend, you can do that. 
But me and producer Dan have 

448
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,600
done it and we've been texting 
each other about it and we're 

449
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:03,160
like 2 new guys and I waited to 
sort myself out there while this

450
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,600
was arriving and there's maybe 
like a week longer because Dan 

451
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,640
didn't have my address. 
And let's just say it was worth 

452
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,680
the wait. 
I'm feeling good away but a 

453
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stone less and it's a good time 
and we're smooth and we're 

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So that's the the Manscape 

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Basically this is what you do. 

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458
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on manscape.com you get 20% off 
and free shipping genuinely. 

459
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,040
I can tell you this product's 
pretty good. 

460
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:43,400
Back to the pod. 
Last week in the podcast me and 

461
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,720
on my Cam, we're talking about 
conspiracy theories and how we 

462
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,200
thought it was all a bit mad. 
And then somebody sent me some 

463
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,320
and then I looked at them and I 
was like, nobody's mad. 

464
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,400
These all make total sense. 
So now I'm into it. 

465
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,880
And then yeah. 
And I think, yeah. 

466
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,600
And I think that I don't want to
start a conspiracy theory, but 

467
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,680
conspiracy theory. 
But sometimes when you go to the

468
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,640
Spruce Field McDonald's and you 
ask for extra Galaxy caramel 

469
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,840
sauce, they don't always do it. 
But I'll keep my mind shut. 

470
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,600
I think WikiLeaks said it all, 
but I've got loads of questions 

471
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,200
here. 
Like, as in loads. 

472
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,840
Like, I don't know what the 
reason for us having this many 

473
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,760
is, but we have way more than we
ever have. 

474
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,440
But that's good, so let me just 
see. 

475
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,840
Hang on. 
Sorry, this is my fault to put a

476
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,040
video in earlier and it's 
getting a lot of traction, so I 

477
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,840
can't actually see the replies. 
Weird. 

478
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,800
Flex 20 of questions. 
So weird. 

479
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,880
Why is there this many? 
Dez Bennett? 

480
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,240
What happens if I smash a mirror
before the podcast? 

481
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,960
Oh yeah. 
I said if you replied to this, 

482
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960
you get 7 years. 
Good luck. 

483
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,480
So that's what I need to do from
now on. 

484
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,040
If you smash a mirror before the
podcast is genuinely, you have 

485
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,520
to get castrated. 
And I know that might seem quite

486
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,120
harsh, but it is true. 
You've got to take yourself to 

487
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,360
the vets and you've got to get 
your Willy and balls cut off. 

488
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,600
It's as simple as that. 
Then you're going to mail them 

489
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,880
to me and for the next podcast, 
they're going to wear them on a 

490
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,920
necklace or an ankle bracelet. 
You decide. 

491
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,400
Remember ankle bracelets? 
I'm pretty sure I had an ankle 

492
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,200
bracelet and I'm fairly sure I 
remember someone in secondary 

493
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,200
school had a ring on their 
second toe in beside the big toe

494
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,560
and said to the lads like, what 
do you think of this? 

495
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,360
And then everyone really took 
the best out of them. 

496
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,320
And then they were like, no, I 
put this on for a prank. 

497
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,520
But everybody, including them, 
knew that they were wearing it 

498
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,920
for a fashion statement. 
And also maybe that guy was me 

499
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,880
still on, but my feet, my toes 
have grown so I can't get it 

500
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,160
off. 
Imagine you went to the swimming

501
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,520
pool and I was there just like a
public swimming pool and I had a

502
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,440
ring on every single toe. 
And then you said to me about it

503
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,040
and I just got really angry and 
walked off. 

504
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,040
LMJ heard Keith cruises at a 
retirement after the soccer 

505
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,520
School for the Kids videos. 
Apparently Charterton Athletic 

506
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,280
are keen to sign him on a 
three-year deal for an 

507
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,200
undisclosed fee. 
Can you confirm this or not? 

508
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,600
Sure, 100 percent, 100%. 
Very specific you would pick 

509
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,920
Charterton. 
Athletic for that, I like it. 

510
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,560
I like niche football banter, 
Kasim Ali said. 

511
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,840
Kasim, where have you been? 
My mom? 

512
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:10,080
Because you used to ask a lot of
questions on on the podcast and 

513
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,520
you've sort of gone away for a 
while. 

514
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,000
Now that I'm into conspiracy 
theories, I'm putting two and 

515
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,800
two together here. 
And I think you're definitely 

516
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,760
involved in, in the carried off,
no, not carried off in the 

517
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,400
Spruce field Mcflurry 
conspiracy. 

518
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,760
So you got to let me know where 
you've been, man, Kasim says. 

519
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,280
By the way, Kasim, looking at 
your profile picture on Twitter,

520
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,280
love the jacket. 
Genuinely true. 

521
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,280
He says if Uncle Jack help you 
off an helped you off an 

522
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,080
elephant, would you help Uncle 
Jack off an elephant? 

523
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,680
Now, I don't know if I should 
get involved with this question 

524
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,800
because I don't know if there's 
some sort of sexual innuendo, 

525
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,680
but if a man help me off an 
elephant, would I then help him 

526
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,440
off an elephant? 
He says hashtag ask Shane the 

527
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,320
man AK the man toad. 
No, the man toad, there's a lot 

528
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,680
take in there. 
I don't want to be called the 

529
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,800
mantoad because that sounds like
a science experiment that went 

530
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,080
wrong and it means I looked like
some sort of freak. 

531
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,480
If someone helped me off an 
elephant, would I help them off 

532
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,280
an elephant? 
I think I would say I was going 

533
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,240
to, and then I would just run 
away because I was worried I'd 

534
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,080
be trampled on by the elephant 
because that happens a lot in 

535
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,600
certain parts of the world. 
People get trampled on by 

536
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:26,720
elephants, Gary Fletcher says. 
Surely it's illegal for a left 

537
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,880
midfielder to wear #2 and did I 
notice you dropping on some baby

538
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,000
oil while playing on Saturday? 
Yeah, there's basically a 

539
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,480
footballer called Adama Triori, 
a place for Wolves, and it gets 

540
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,080
like a physio of the club to 
baby oil his arms up for a match

541
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,360
so defenders can catch him, 
which I like a lot. 

542
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:47,600
And yes, Gary, you very kindly 
stepped up to the plate whenever

543
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,040
I put the greatest tweet of all 
time out during the week and 

544
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,640
said my football team have had a
friendly opposition drop out on 

545
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,040
us. 
Does anyone have a team that was

546
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,520
up for a match and you were 
like, yes, my team and then we 

547
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,440
played and the score is 
irrelevant. 

548
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,640
The score is beyond the relevant
to the fact to the point that 

549
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,600
I'm stuttering. 
That's how irrelevant it is. 

550
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,760
It was 3/1 the one of the teams 
and that's all there is to it. 

551
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,440
And it was probably the team 
that no one expected to get the 

552
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,360
victory. 
But again, it's not important 

553
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:24,480
who that was. 
We won, but no, actually, do you

554
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,080
know what? 
That was the first game we 

555
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,600
played all season and it was so 
good to get playing football. 

556
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,080
I don't talk about football on 
this podcast really, but it was 

557
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,320
so good to get playing again and
Gary and the boys showed out the

558
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,920
shout at the Broom Hedge 
Magaberry. 

559
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,640
Now Broom Hedge Magaberry FC are
the name of the club, but Broom 

560
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,760
hedge Magaberry definitely 
sounds like the nickname of 

561
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,840
someone's uncle's friend. 
I beg Broom Hedge Magaberry. 

562
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,640
Why do you call them that? 
You don't want to know mate. 

563
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,240
You know one of those things. 
But Gary, we appreciated the 

564
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,760
game and it was good fun and I 
think everybody just enjoyed a 

565
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,720
bit of time in the sun. 
Yes, I played left mid and I 

566
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,760
wore number two. 
Reason being manager to start a 

567
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,560
season said what do you see 
yourself playing? 

568
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,800
I said right back he goes right,
no sweat. 

569
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,840
First game of season here. 
He is left wing and I'm just 

570
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,440
happy to be out of the house. 
So I was like yes, 100%. 

571
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,160
And Gary, I think you'll agree I
played like a young Lee Sharp. 

572
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,240
So I'm happy to play there for 
the rest of the season if 

573
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,480
selected. 
What I also liked is there was 

574
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,440
some fans down, some Broomhedge 
macabre fans loving it. 

575
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:27,720
So it was a good time. 
Danny Mcgeehan says favourite 

576
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,400
Premier League. 
Why is this not a football 

577
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,240
podcast? 
Favourite Premier League goal of

578
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,000
all time or just favourite goal 
of all time? 

579
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,960
You can't include screamers. 
You've scored yourself. 

580
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,200
That's not fair. 
The pros correct Otherwise I 

581
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,200
don't want to talk about it, but
I would choose the goal I scored

582
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,680
at Seaview against former 
Northern Ireland international 

583
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,800
Premiership goalkeeper and play 
anywhere I love them from about 

584
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,440
50 yards. 
So my favourite Premier League 

585
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,800
goal is Paolo De Canio's sort of
scissored volley at a bit of an 

586
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,600
angle. 
That's my favourite. 

587
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,320
Just as the Canio was a madman. 
It was a great goal, Catriona 

588
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,360
says. 
Or Katrina, you know, tomato, 

589
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,640
tomato says. 
How does it feel to be the pride

590
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,440
and joy of North Down? 
It feels great. 

591
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,280
It feels really, really good. 
You know, a lot of people will 

592
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,440
be like, I'm not, don't be 
silly. 

593
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,400
Like when someone gets called a 
hero, they go, no, I'm not. 

594
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,560
I am the pride and joy of North 
Down, in fact of County Down, in

595
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,280
fact of Northern Ireland, in 
fact Europe. 

596
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,880
So yeah, it feels good. 
I the love is given back because

597
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,440
I absolutely love N down too, 
not just the Mike Mcgold look 

598
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,120
like show N down. 
McGoldrick loves N down, but I 

599
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,520
even love it more. 
I love it. 

600
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,000
I was back in Hollywood last 
week for a failed attempt at 

601
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,680
doing the podcast and genuinely,
I know Mike get covered doing 

602
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,200
this, but I kissed every 
centimetre of pavement on 

603
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,800
Hollywood High Street and 
Hollywood's so well kept that no

604
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,840
joke, whenever it came back out 
from doing that, my lips were 

605
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:50,080
more moisturised in the world 
when it went down crisply. 

606
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,720
Chris Blakely with mask wearing,
no compulsory or people brushing

607
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,440
their teeth, more or less, I'd 
say way more because you're 

608
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,080
going to you're going to get 
that back. 

609
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,480
You know, if you have bad 
breath, you're going to really 

610
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,360
get your own breath wearing a 
mask. 

611
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:09,640
So I think you got to increase 
it like I'm a 2/2 day, two 

612
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,080
brushes a day kind of guy. 
Like not just one brush stroke. 

613
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,120
Like I brush my teeth in the 
morning at night, but I might 

614
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,560
incorporate a lunchtime brush. 
M Herody. 

615
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,280
Given the current political and 
economical climate we live in, 

616
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,800
great banter. 
Start to the question, what is 

617
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,640
your most listened to podcast 
playlist or songs in the last, 

618
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,720
say, three months? 
Rolling Stones. 

619
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:37,520
Rolling Stones, Rolling Stones 
Hamilton soundtrack podcast. 

620
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,720
Check out Tim Dillon's podcast, 
Who's an American Comedian. 

621
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,120
That's what I've been listening 
to a lot recently. 

622
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,280
I've started listening to Don't 
Mug Me off here. 

623
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,480
It's either DC Fontanes or 
Fontanes DC, one of the two. 

624
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,920
I've been listening to them. 
I like the new album. 

625
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,880
I think it sounds good and I'm 
aware they're one of the bands 

626
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,800
everybody likes. 
And so I was like, let me check 

627
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,080
them out. 
And they are actually good 

628
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,800
because all the times people 
like, you've got to like these 

629
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,440
guys and then you listen to it 
and it's not good. 

630
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,240
So that's what I've been 
listening to. 

631
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,800
Scott Miller. 
Where did you get the 

632
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,880
inspiration from McGoldrick and 
Cruz? 

633
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,960
The inspiration from Mike 
McGoldrick. 

634
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,640
I've said this before, but it 
came from working in Royal N 

635
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,400
Yacht Club and Cultural. 
I was a dishwasher there when I 

636
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,360
was like 1516 for a couple of 
years. 

637
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,480
I was actually really good crack
being from, you know, the other 

638
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,840
side of the tracks in Hollywood 
or whatever, you know. 

639
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,280
But Jay, what I was compared to 
Cultural Yacht Club. 

640
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,800
So it let you meet all these 
larger than life characters. 

641
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,160
I've never met like posh people 
like that ever in my life 

642
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,080
before. 
You know, because. 

643
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,800
Despite having probably the 
golden voice of his generation. 

644
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,440
I'm not a posh guy in real life.
But you met all these 

645
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,600
extravagant, loud character and 
they're actually really nice 

646
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,080
people. 
A lot of them and some complete 

647
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:57,000
bell ends, but like everywhere, 
but just all these voices of how

648
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,480
you're doing, how you're doing. 
I've never heard that before 

649
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,200
really. 
So because it was in my head a 

650
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,800
lot years later when I was 
thinking about comedy characters

651
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,400
and I was in Ned's bar, the 
Maple Bar in Hollywood, which I 

652
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,320
greatly miss and good chatting 
with a lot of me. 

653
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,360
It's not comedians. 
And I was like, I want to do a 

654
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,280
comedy character and Bubba. 
And then we also just just 

655
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,720
started chipping away at this 
character. 

656
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,360
I was like, what about like a N?
What about like a Yacht Club 

657
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,000
guy? 
And I just went from there and 

658
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,880
we talked about like what way 
you would dress and all that. 

659
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,040
And that's that's where it came 
from. 

660
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:29,040
The thing we shot the first 
video the next day, Keith Cruz. 

661
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,400
Keith Cruz came from the fact 
that I love football. 

662
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,560
And somebody told me that there 
was a football agent who's 

663
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,760
representing like Premier League
players, Scottish Premiership 

664
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,800
players, and he's from Belfast. 
So it came from there, the idea 

665
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,960
of like Belfast character who 
was also like a big time 

666
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,640
football agent and then there 
that guy, that guy I'm talking 

667
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,240
about is called Jerry Carlisle. 
And then I think Jerry might 

668
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,400
have got paranoid that I was 
just like fully taking the piss 

669
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,440
out of him. 
So then Jerry and I got chatting

670
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,320
a bit down the line later and I 
was like hey man, just need you 

671
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,440
to know that I'd never met you. 
You're like heard you speak or 

672
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,000
anything or whatever beforehand.
And luckily anyone who knows 

673
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,680
Jerry will understand that the 2
characters are not the same. 

674
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,040
Jerry's a very respectable guy 
and Keith Cruz 100% decent. 

675
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,280
So that's that's where that came
from. 

676
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,560
Just the idea that there's a guy
involved with the football world

677
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:25,040
from Belfast. 
Neil Armstrong showed that the 

678
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,680
Neil Armstrong first guy on the 
moon or second, I don't care. 

679
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,280
He says. 
How did you react when Shawn 

680
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,840
Michaels put Marty through the 
barbershop window and WWF 

681
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,200
breaking the Rockers 
partnership? 

682
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,120
I think I said on the podcast 
not too long ago, I'm not really

683
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,760
into wrestling anymore, but it 
was back in the day. 

684
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,680
That's before my time. 
So I don't know. 

685
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,520
I don't know. 
Although Marty, because I think 

686
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,160
that's Marty Ginetti, but the 
way you said Marty, it just 

687
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,160
sounds like a guy. 
I mean, if there was an and in 

688
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,040
between Shawn and Michaels, it 
would sound like a hair crime 

689
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,160
that goes on in Belfast, a 
sectarian crime. 

690
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,760
Did you hear that Shawn and 
Michael put Marty through the 

691
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,440
barbershop window? 
That's happened before in 

692
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,720
Belfast. 100% Liam. 
Is Livingston's chances of 

693
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,639
staying up Hanford with the 
departure of Linden Dykes now, 

694
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,320
why is this a fit? 
Why? 

695
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,159
Why? 
I think people think they're 

696
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:15,800
asking questions to Gary Lineker
and I, people said I looked like

697
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,760
a young Gary Lenko before, by 
the way, which I despise that 

698
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,199
because he has big ears and 
loves crisps and I don't have 

699
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:22,360
big ears and I don't like 
crisps. 

700
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,600
So you've asked me this, I think
thinking that it's a very niche 

701
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,960
question and I won't know the 
answer but, and I promise you I 

702
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,239
haven't looked this up 
beforehand, Zipper's owner on 

703
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,639
this, Scout's owner, whatever 
paramilitary owner, I'll say 

704
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,480
this, Linda Dykes has gone to 
QPR. 

705
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,040
I hope I haven't mugged myself 
off and got that wrong for maybe

706
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,320
1,000,000 or 2 million or 
something. 

707
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,400
So it depends. 
And by the way, QPR love doing 

708
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,639
that, buying players from the 
SPL and sometimes works out and 

709
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,480
sometimes doesn't. 
I don't think Lee Wallace worked

710
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,400
out, the keeper isn't starting 
and they send a defender as 

711
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,600
well. 
It looks like I'm looking that 

712
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,440
up but I'm not and I didn't let 
you see the phone long enough to

713
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,480
see if I was looking it up, but 
you just need to know that I'm 

714
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,400
not. 
So it depends if they can 

715
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,400
replace him, but if a club like 
Livingston has like 1,000,000 or

716
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,000
2 million to throw about, then 
it could actually be a good 

717
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,200
thing. 
I don't know. 

718
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,000
Don't ask me questions about 
London Dykes again, please. 

719
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,880
Mark McGregor. 
Will Linfield win tonight? 

720
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,760
Jesus Christ. 
Jesus Christ. 

721
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,040
Will Linfield win tonight? 
I don't know because all their 

722
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,920
opponents are dropping out 
because of COVID and I think 

723
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,200
Linfield are going to win the 
Europa League and they're going 

724
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,160
to win the Champions League and 
the World Cup and the Bread 

725
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,560
Awards because everyone's 
dropping out. 

726
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:40,800
So they're just getting the win.
Alicia, any more Mike McGoldrick

727
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,160
videos? 
The withdrawal is real. 

728
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,640
What I'm doing at the minute, 
Alicia is putting out little 

729
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,960
clips from old videos, just like
quick clips. 

730
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,800
And I'm going to do that for a 
while because I'm working on a 

731
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,880
new series of Mike McGoldrick 
videos that that's it's going to

732
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,520
be quite different. 
Mcgole. 

733
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,400
I feel like I feel the need to 
slightly change McGoldrick a wee

734
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:04,400
bit, maybe to freshen them up a 
bit, you know, because I, I want

735
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,640
to keep it original, you know. 
So yes, there will be 

736
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,360
McGoldrick. 
You'll see some old school 

737
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,560
McGoldrick coming out, just wee 
clips here and there and then 

738
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:17,040
you will see like a new batch of
McGoldrick videos pretty soon. 

739
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,400
But I want to get them filmed 
properly because I've filmed a 

740
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,520
lot of stuff myself in lockdown 
and it looks kind of shit a lot 

741
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,760
of the time, even though it's 
hilarious. 

742
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,120
So I want to get that done 
properly. 

743
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,760
Jesus Christ, Jack Hannah, is it
illegal for a centre back to 

744
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,320
wear? 
Number 9 was done watching the 

745
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,240
charity match and big pencil, 
the six foot four machine got 

746
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,200
stuck. 
Centre back was megger twice in 

747
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,200
10 minutes. 
Hashtag big run bags around his 

748
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,240
ankles. 
Yeah, I think despite the fact 

749
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:49,480
that I was running #2 playing 
left wing on Saturday past 

750
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,400
there, I think you should have 
the correlate number to your 

751
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,200
position. 
O Matheson says. 

752
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,480
How do you think you'd get on 
the standard Octagon fight with 

753
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,880
200 toddlers? 
What would the main method of 

754
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,040
attack and how would you be able
to take take them down before 

755
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,920
they got the better of you? 
I don't know if you mean 

756
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,600
toddlers as in like young 
children. 

757
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,480
Or if you're. 
Calling my fans toddlers, which 

758
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,520
I think we should. 
In fact we are doing that. 

759
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,520
Zippers and toddlers, sometimes 
zippers on toddlers and vice 

760
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,600
versa. 
But if I was thinking 200 

761
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,760
toddlers, I don't know if they 
have attack mode really. 

762
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,800
So I don't think it would be 
difficult, but Jesus, I don't 

763
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,520
know. 
I think I would play like, what?

764
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,040
They're all in the white noise. 
My baby isn't really, but 

765
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,520
they're all in the white noise 
to help them sleep. 

766
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:35,040
So I think I'd just walk on some
white noise and then just just 

767
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,720
go for the pin. 
Simple as. 

768
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,360
I backed myself 100% against 200
toddlers. 

769
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,040
Not an issue. 
Owen Cocky says if tea was made 

770
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,360
illegal, what lengths would you 
go to procure a bag? 

771
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,960
Listen I will go to no there 
isn't the length I won't go to 

772
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,920
to procure a bag. 
You can quote me on that. 

773
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,120
How much would you be willing to
pay for one tea bag if teas made

774
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:58,080
illegal? 
200 quid, 200 Nope not a bother.

775
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,920
It would have to be a Barry's 
Cup of tea. 

776
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,040
Barry sponsored the podcast for 
sure. 

777
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,960
Not the amusement park. 
Although if you guys want to as 

778
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,280
well the North Coast definitely 
can't. 

779
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,160
In fact anyone sponsored the 
podcast because they'll be 

780
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,480
classic. 
It'll be like money, £200 but 

781
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,160
£200. 
But then if you said of mid 250,

782
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,200
I would give the extra 50, so 
probably 250 or somewhere like 

783
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,000
£500. 
No issue there at all. 

784
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,520
And by the way, I pay cash, Rory
Orkins. 

785
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,400
Do you think prime Mike Tyson 
would knock out a Tiger with one

786
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,120
punch? 
For some reason I read that as 

787
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,960
do you think Mike Tyson would 
knock out Tiger Woods? 

788
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,440
And I would think 100% because I
think Tiger Woods was knocking 

789
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,480
himself out with all the 
sleeping pills back in the day, 

790
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,000
even though he's knocked all 
that in the head. 

791
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,760
We knocked out a tiger one 
punch. 

792
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,960
Mike Tyson 100% yes, because 
tigers aren't, they're used to 

793
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,120
like pot getting clawed up by 
other tigers, but I don't think 

794
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,960
many of them take a right hook. 
So yeah, I the way Mike Tyson's 

795
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,080
going with these, these 
exhibition fights at the age of 

796
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,240
78, I think you will see this 
fight at some point. 

797
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,560
Scott Miller Would you rather 
eat chocolate flavoured shade or

798
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:05,120
shade flavoured chocolate, shade
flavoured chocolate because 

799
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,280
that's not going to do me any 
harm. 

800
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,280
Although Jesus Christ, it will 
because I have a dairy allergy 

801
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,960
and either way I'm going to be 
in bad health. 

802
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,960
So I just take both. 
Andy Mark, would you rather? 

803
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,080
No, I don't do that question, 
Andy Mark because it's the worst

804
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,080
podcast question ever and you 
need to bring back a better 

805
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,160
game. 
Would you rather fight 100 duck 

806
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,600
sized horses or one horse sized 
duck? 

807
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,000
No change that. 
Get a better question in next 

808
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,200
week, please. 
DJ Dixon. 

809
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:34,720
DJ Dixon on the decks, If I've 
broken a pack of three mirrors 

810
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,440
in brackets, smallish, how long 
should I leave? 

811
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,560
And that's Irish or small, how 
long should I leave the lottery 

812
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,160
for? 
Cracked up my own joke there. 

813
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,400
And then Sherry Russell under 
it, right, To see if you've 

814
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,160
actually broken mirrors. 
So I think there might be a 

815
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,720
domestic going on there. 
I don't believe in all that bad 

816
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,480
luck stuff. 
You break a mirror or whatever. 

817
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,640
In fact, I start my day by 
breaking a mirror over my head 

818
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,160
and it's never done me any harm 
in terms of bad luck. 

819
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,960
So I think you'll be sweet. 
Leave doing the lottery for. 

820
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,440
You're never going to win, so 
just don't do the lottery at 

821
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,200
all. 
And I don't know if the lottery 

822
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,640
still costs a point, but if it 
does, just spend that point on 

823
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:14,760
Mcflurry and ask for extra 
sauce, Stephen says. 

824
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,840
Would a weekly junior football 
podcast work? 

825
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,120
Guess we players managers rest 
from local leagues. 

826
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,600
Do your roundup results, then 
talk, shake and hear stories 

827
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,880
from the guests for an hour. 
You could get people to send 

828
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,280
them clips they have from games 
too. 

829
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,960
Alan Mccolgan, ideal guest, 
Someone with about 40 years 

830
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:35,000
experience in Clinton. 
Yes, I think that would be good.

831
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,080
Crack a junior football podcast.
I think we're totally alienate 

832
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,640
the people that like this 
podcast. 

833
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,920
Well, most of them in fact know 
because everyone who's written 

834
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,600
in this week has written a 
question about football. 

835
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,800
Yes, I think it would be good. 
And I do want to do a football 

836
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,600
based podcast of some sort as 
like a side podcast as maybe 

837
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,040
like a short series. 
So yes, I will. 

838
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,440
I would genuinely consider doing
that unless you're saying you're

839
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,040
thinking of doing it, in which 
case I've just stolen your 

840
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,280
ideas. 
So sorry Jamie Mckevitt, if you 

841
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,800
could have 5 celebrities around 
the table with you for a meal, 

842
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:11,240
who would they be? 
Probably 5 celebrities. 

843
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,280
I don't know off top my head, 
Harry Styles, Liam Payne's, Ian 

844
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,800
Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Niall
Horan. 

845
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,360
And why? 
Because that would be so cute 

846
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,200
and it'd be a great time and we 
could talk about just like being

847
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,120
cute young guys. 
In fact, if all the rest wanted 

848
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,480
to go away, just Harry Styles 
five times over would be great. 

849
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,080
Tom Gribbon says. 
What's the worst gift you ever 

850
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,280
received from someone? 
Yeah. 

851
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:41,440
One year my dad took me to look 
at scramblers, right whenever it

852
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,040
was about 10-11 years old, he 
took me to look at scramblers. 

853
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,080
And this was like, the week 
before Christmas. 

854
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,560
This is terrible. 
This is. 

855
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,520
I should have phoned the charity
with this and he took me to look

856
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,800
at scramblers. 
He was like, what do you think 

857
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,040
of these and all? 
I was like, they're all amazing.

858
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,000
I really wanted a scrambler even
though with hindsight I wouldn't

859
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,040
have liked it because I went to 
my cousins a few times and I 

860
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,320
wouldn't go above 5 mile an 
hour. 

861
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,400
Even though my dad used to be a 
professional motorbike racer. 

862
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,480
But my dad took me to look at 
scramblers. 

863
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,680
I was like, this is brilliant. 
I think I'm getting a scrambler 

864
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,560
for Christmas. 
Woke up Christmas morning the 

865
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:14,240
next week, my dad got me a pair 
of scrambler gloves and a box 

866
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,800
and I was like OK. 
And then I thought the scrambler

867
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,960
was outside because all the 
curtains and blinds were closed.

868
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,920
And then I opened the curtains 
and blinds and like subtly 

869
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,720
because it was like, if he has 
just got me the gloves, that's 

870
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,320
so ship, it'll pretend I like it
even if there were good gloves. 

871
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,120
And I did enjoy it on cycling my
bike around as in my push bike. 

872
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,520
And then there was no scrambler.
And that was probably the worst 

873
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,680
thing that's ever happened to 
me. 

874
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,160
And I just had to go out cycling
with my mates wearing these big 

875
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,840
massive scrambler gloves. 
And they were like, why are you 

876
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,040
doing this? 
And I said, well, I've got them 

877
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,640
as well, use them. 
And also I've got a full size 

878
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,520
helmet. 
I didn't get the helmet, but I 

879
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,560
got the gloves and that was the 
worst gift I ever received, even

880
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,000
though I like the gloves. 
Cheers, Dad. 

881
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,760
Kane. 
Who's the most hateful? 

882
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,000
As in the wrestler who's the 
most hateful Northern Irish 

883
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,640
celebrity Money Told isn't 
getting that Money Told is a big

884
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,680
hit on the showbiz circuit. 
You guys know I go to all the 

885
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,480
Ulster Tattler events and mix it
with the Elite. 

886
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,920
I'm an influencer. 
I get a lot of gratification out

887
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,040
of that. 
You guys know I buy my followers

888
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,520
as well, 100%. 
If you check my followers, which

889
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,360
you can do to see if someone has
bought followers, you'll see 

890
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,960
that 78% of my followers are in 
Bangladesh. 

891
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,280
And I'm OK with that because 
everybody else is doing it, so 

892
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,760
why not? 
And in that you've got a little 

893
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,480
bit of satire, a little bit of 
SAS and a lot of facts. 

894
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,480
Because it's happening and I 
don't know why it's a thing. 

895
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,520
Why are people buying followers?
Stop buying followers. 

896
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,000
Genuinely. 
You're asking about the worst 

897
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,120
gift I've received. 
There aren't local influencers 

898
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,640
and people all around the world 
when their parents are like what

899
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,760
do you want for Christmas to 
pay? 

900
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,080
Pay like 2000 followers please. 
It's weird, I think you can 

901
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,600
tell. 
And why are you doing it? 

902
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,880
And also it's like is what if 
we're up for the same job and 

903
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,200
that's what it comes down to the
amount of followers you've got. 

904
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,160
And then I'm like, but why are 
87% of this person's followers 

905
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,960
in Nepal? 
And they're like, but maybe this

906
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,920
person is big in Nepal and I'm 
like, hi, because they host a 

907
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,840
local radio show. 
And by the way, that's not me 

908
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,240
looking down local radio shows. 
I also host a local radio show. 

909
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,760
I'm just saying, I don't think I
have many fans in the Democratic

910
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:22,120
Republic of Congo, but all these
people do on Spotlight and BBC. 

911
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,720
You should do a show about it. 
And then all these people should

912
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,480
go to Maghaberry, should go with
Broomhead Maghaberry. 

913
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,680
Matt says, when will you get a 
listen to the Waffle as guests 

914
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,160
on the podcast? 
Crack will be powerful. 

915
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,080
So yes, the Waffle, which is the
Irish League podcast. 

916
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,440
I'll go in their podcast, but 
they won't. 

917
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,760
They're not coming on mine 
because Sly. 

918
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,640
But also this is not a football 
podcast. 

919
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,080
And a lot of zippers that listen
don't like football. 

920
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,040
They're like, no, they're like 
croquet and makeup. 

921
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,040
So no, that's not going to 
happen. 

922
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,320
But I'll go on the Waffle 
podcast no problem as long as 

923
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,520
it's over Zoom and we just talk 
about my goals. 

924
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,440
Jack Kor says who'd win the 
fight between Mike Tyson, Brock 

925
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,240
Lesnar, a gorilla, or Tony 
Carlin? 

926
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,880
I don't know who Tony Carlin is,
so I'm going for him as the wild

927
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,400
card. 
Last question, Chris Bailey, I 

928
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,320
feel like let's go with a bang. 
How many Lego can you fit up 

929
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,160
your bum? 
That's a really immature 

930
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,560
question. 
And the answer is the Death 

931
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,560
Star. 
And it is the Death Star. 

932
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,920
I don't know. 
I was never into that as a kid. 

933
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,040
There are, and still this. 
There's a lot of people who 

934
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,240
absolutely love doing that kind 
of thing. 

935
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,800
I wonder what I could get as I 
never had that curiosity. 

936
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,680
I put some numb nose once, but 
that was it. 

937
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,440
So that's really it. 
Chris, I don't know what to tell

938
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,680
you. 
Folks, it's a shorter. 

939
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,440
Podcast this week. 
We're loving it. 

940
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,920
It's all good. patreon.com/tea 
with me podcast. 

941
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,840
I'll have a guest on the Friday 
podcast. 

942
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,920
Keep sipping your tea. 
Stop asking me questions about 

943
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:50,000
about football overnight. 
Britney Spears dad hashtag free 

944
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,440
me from him. 
All the best. 

945
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,000
Cheers guys.