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I'm Michael. 
Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 

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we've got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like how we're hosting of comedy

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events streaming only on 
Peacock, exactly how it's called

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New York After Dark and it's a 
comedy show that only features 

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drop in comic. 
Boom, you nail. 

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Into Michael Chase phone 
numbers. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
Hey, hey, hey. 

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New York After Dark. 
It's some kind of comedy thing, 

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and it's streaming now only on 
Peacock. 

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You love it. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea With Me podcast. 
With me, Shane's heart. 

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It's a guest episode. 
In the words of DJ Khaled, it's 

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another guest episode. 
And that is what he says at the 

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start of all his songs. 
Real fun episode this week. 

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In a second I'll tell you a 
little bit about it and then 

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we'll just get straight into it.
Or you can just be really sly 

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and Fast forward this, in which 
case you'll never see this, but 

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in fact, you won't hear this 
anyway, so fuck you. 

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But yeah, guest episode. 
Before I go into it, let me just

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plug two things. 
Number one is the 

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We'll put it in the link for 
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That's where you get loads and 
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it's not really bonus content. 
What we're doing. 

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Is the breakfast brew every 
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It's a tea with me breakfast 
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The episodes come out at half 
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If you're on the Patreon you pay
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You also get a bonus episode of 

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the podcast every Monday, 
usually with a stand up comedian

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friend of mine. 
Sometimes it'll be solo ones, 

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sometimes it could just be a 
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It could be genuinely Coney. 
Remember him Coney to get Coney 

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or whatever it was we could get 
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And don't get me wrong, we 
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calling Coney like, oh, what are
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I'll be we'll be going out. 
I'm like, we'll be really giving

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a term. 
So, yeah, Joseph. 

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You never know Joseph comedy 
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me assure people that if he is 
will will not be being nice to 

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him like so that's all of the 
Pedro Pedro on the comms has tea

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Also, there's going to be 

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miniseries over there as well. 
I'm going to be doing a fitness 

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series that we'll probably put 
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recorded quite a lot of stuff 
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like a comedy fitness series. 
By the way, I'm not genuinely 

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going to be like watch me run 
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My guest this week is Connor 
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Connor is an actor you more than
likely have seen in something 

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before. 
He, he's been acting for, for a 

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long time, despite being my age 
And, and you know, always when I

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find out people are my age, I'm 
like, I, I should have. 

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Done more? 
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Like. 
Why have I not done? 

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More things. 
But Conor's been killing it for 

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a long time. 
He is a very good actor, stage, 

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stage, on screen. 
You know, he's been in the 

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Ferryman on Broadway. 
He is at the minute in Industry,

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which is on BBC and HBO. 
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that she was all over the place.
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And Conor plays a very, very fun
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And and if you've seen it, 
you'll know that it's it's a for

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me, is it? 
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not just him that I think he's 
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Connor is just also a very, very
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guy. 
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chat to. 
I enjoyed having a cup of tea 

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with them. 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is my

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episode of Tea With Me With. 
Connor, Connor, The first 

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question for everybody that 
comes on the podcast is do you 

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drink tea? 
If you do, maybe you can tell me

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a little bit about your 
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You know, how you get started? 
Have you has it ever become a 

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problem? 
You know, have you experimented 

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other hot drinks? 
Just let me know what. 

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Let me know what your drive is. 
I'm already starting on a bad 

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food now already. 
I do drink tea but I don't like 

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builders tea so it's 
controversial enough. 

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And have you? 
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The traditional Tetley Punjana 
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Dash of milk? 
No, you. 

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Actually generally dislike it. 
I like a green tea she and I'm 

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really, really sorry I've 
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So genuinely I I don't have 
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old green tea every now and 
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And I was at the Edinburgh 
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went to see Hearts play part of 
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a tea van at the game. 
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middle-aged Scottish woman 
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nails. 
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hi. 
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a green tea? 
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SPL match. 
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So on the podcast I want to just
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and loads and loads of different
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I feel like I've only got to 
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the last couple of months. 
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genuinely like so many things 
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like on TV film, things I've 
known your face for, as creepy 

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as that sounds, I've known your 
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when you were doing, and correct
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like, that wasn't me Ads. 
It was like ads for like mental 

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health where you walk around 
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That got bigger. 
That'll be me. 

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I used to do a bit of stand up 
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This is awful already. 
I know this. 

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I maybe just did this once and 
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out to me as a bit. 
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I remember talking about that ad
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up. 
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the ad wouldn't have as many 
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just stop walking about with his
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Now that should have got more. 
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But yeah, I just remember like 
seeing so many things that 

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you've you've done, like have 
have you been, you've been 

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acting since like a, a young 
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Like since I was 14, so done 
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summer up at it was a double 
joint theatre company used to do

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plays every summer for the West 
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And so we I, I like done a play 
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did another one. 
So we kind of done and then done

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wee bits. 
Like got picked because I picked

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up like wee bits and put a moves
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wee bit. 
Knew all those weeks just turned

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up for a wee bit here and there 
so did that and he put got that 

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I was I remember that I was the 
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like it was and it was on the 
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absolutely wasn't until 
absolutely everybody roasted me 

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about it all the time so I 
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everybody's like said you you're
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Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a bit. 
Your problems get bigger. 

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So the box you were carrying, I 
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of sense the. 
More I spoke so I first I spoke 

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to a friend and then a box got 
smaller and then I went to 

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somebody else and spoke to them 
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again and then I went to my 
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and the box got smaller to the 
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the size of a matchbox and I was
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pocket chain and carry on with 
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Thing about that is in Belfast, 
Northern Ireland, like people 

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like friends, you know, like 
roasting you for like being on 

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like an ad the fact that it's 
for like a great cause, like for

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mental health cuts. 
No mustard of people like 

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doesn't any sort of by ball, 
like you could be, you know, on 

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Comic Relief in in Kenya. 
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Like walking around dishing out,
dishing out Fredos and your 

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mates and still be like Oh you 
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I yeah, I was at Oxygen that 
summer I think and these group 

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of lads absolutely been circled 
around me and started chanting 

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if your heads away just say my 
mates genuine had to get into 

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the middle and Get Me Out did. 
You develop problems, as we're 

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saying. 
I can't took waste mental health

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problems because. 
I mean, I don't know if this 

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this story that I got told is 
true, right? 

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I don't know if this is true. 
But is it about me? 

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No, it's not about you, It's 
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About you Terrified. 
As an actor in 2021 what? 

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Is this it's confident it's 
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I heard I heard that a certain 
local, let's call him weatherman

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and broadcaster. 
I'm not say who it is, but I 

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heard that once. 
This probably isn't true, but 

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apparently do you remember 
Dempsey's nightclub? 

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Yes, I've never been, but I 
remember where it was. 

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Before our time I think, but 
it's Filthy's now. 

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I heard this guy got his drink 
spiked and there and was was 

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walking about with with maybe 
ecstasy and there's no way this 

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is true. 
But apparently like the whole 

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dance floor circled around them 
and started singing It's a 

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scooter around the corner just 
to say and he was just giving it

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like complete stacks. 
But I don't think that's true. 

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That's obviously not true, 
Shane. 

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But part of you would like it to
be. 

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You know what I mean? 
Like part of you would really 

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like it to be. 
I have to talk to you about 

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pulling moves as well, because 
that was putting moves for such 

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a cult thing where nowadays if 
you mention it to people, not 

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everybody remembers it. 
But if you do remember it, you 

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absolutely loved it. 
I remember it stood out to me as

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like a local comedy thing where 
although it was set here, 

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although it was very much a 
Belfast thing, it didn't feel 

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like everything else that was 
being made at the same time. 

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It was just proper funny. 
It was really I. 

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Remember at the time, I think, I
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this is true. 
I don't think I must remember 

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this. 
But Piers Elliot, who created 

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it, had said that like they'd 
done so well, BBC Northern 

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Ireland, that they obviously 
brought it to the big BBC and 

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they were like, we're gonna go 
BBC One national, right? 

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And all the people are like, 
what's the show that's like 

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getting this buzz. 
They watched it over in England 

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and they all went, these people 
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None of them have jobs. 
They're all doing the double. 

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They're all stealing and robbing
to make money on the side. 

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And this is supposed to be good.
And they were like shocked at 

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what it was about. 
And we were like, but it's it's 

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funny, right? 
Isn't that they're funny? 

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They're they're, they're pulling
moves and like, it's illegal, 

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it's crime and. 
They just didn't go for it like,

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but yeah, I thought it was. 
It was. 

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Very, very, very. 
Funny, I just like, even when 

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you look back now, there's so 
many brilliant actors and who 

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have all went on to do really 
well. 

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We were not like Simon Delaney 
and always in it early doors and

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K Mcmenamin wasn't it. 
And George Jordan was class. 

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In it, yeah, yeah, really good. 
But. 

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You must. 
You must have been young. 

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You're not the same age. 
You were 32. 

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We're 32. 
Yeah, you were young. 

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You must have been young when 
you did that. 

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I think it's 1414. 
It was just in the car and I 

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think it was me and Kevin 
Elliott maybe in a car. 

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I'm not. 
I can't remember. 

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God, it's been easy since I've 
seen it. 

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And I was like, smacked the back
teeth of gold rings on every 

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finger. 
And yeah, it was class class 

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Crack. 
And then wasn't Man about Dog 

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from the same? 
Not this all the same actor, but

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the same team. 
I saw it was Pierce Elliot as 

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well. 
He done that extremes and good 

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or very funny. 
I love Man about dogs class 

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wasn't it? 
Get, I mean, getting into. 

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Yeah, yeah, it was. 
I mean, it's one of those things

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that like I would love to watch 
now just to see how it's aged. 

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Yeah, but I'd say it, I mean, it
was just for Karen. 

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Karen Nolan was just. 
When he popped up in something, 

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I was really laughing. 
Yeah, he's too funny. 

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Like. 
I getting it, I mean like 

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getting into acting and 
performing a 14 or something I'm

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very jealous of because I would 
never have as much as I do. 

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People might not believe that 
doing stand up now, but like at 

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that age there is not. 
I would love to have like acted.

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I would love to have done that 
kind of thing, but at that age, 

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I, I didn't feel like 
comfortable enough on my own 

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skin or something to, to put 
myself out there and say, look, 

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this is something I'm going to 
do. 

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So when you were, you know, send
your mates from school or 

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outside of school or whatever 
that, you know, you're acting, 

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all that kind of thing. 
What, what was the what was the 

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reception to that? 
I didn't, I didn't tell anybody.

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So like only only the people 
found out kind of thing. 

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But I kind of at school at 14 
was genuinely absolutely 

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embarrassed as fuck about it. 
But like, and and then then they

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had committed. 
I was still at school as well 

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and was not going to do the hide
that. 

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So it was like I can always have
been embarrassed at the start. 

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And then I like it's mad, isn't 
it? 

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That like a lot of the people 
who I would have thought would 

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have given me shit for it were 
actually that's close. 

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You doing that? 
That's close. 

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I can't believe you're doing 
that. 

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And then now, especially when I 
see people like they're so proud

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of you and what you've done and 
stuff. 

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It's like, but I remember it's 
going to be in like loving doing

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it and feeling like because it 
was summer holidays, it was just

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me and this group of people and 
nobody. 

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And then go back and realise I'm
scandered about it and then 

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stopped doing it because that I 
didn't do it between like 15 

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till I was 18. 
And the only reason that 

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dominated the game was Pam 
Brighton begged me to come back 

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and do a play with them. 
And she wrote this play and she 

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was like, dude. 
And then when I did at that time

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when I was 18 or 17, maybe I 
knew myself a little bit more 

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and was like, I love this all I 
want to do, like. 

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Yeah, I'm a very, very gel. 
I mean, even like school plays, 

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like looking back, I was like, I
would, I wouldn't clap. 

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I mean, I was in the I was like 
blending in the background of 

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the choir, but secretly it was 
just like wanting to be. 

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Did you not just join the 
commander? 

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Because I was in the choir and 
it was just to get free periods.

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Got so many free periods. 
If you're in the choirs, choir 

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practise. 
Yeah, and I was brutal at 

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singing, so I don't know. 
There was like a buzz about me 

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in the choir, you know, from 
like from, from, like from the 

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from the high, from the teacher,
like Miss Ireland, who's our, 

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who's our choir teacher, choir 
master, whatever it is. 

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For some reason she must have 
got me confused early doors with

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somebody else because I would 
have been like no solos. 

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But I was front and centre and a
lot of stuff. 

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And I genuinely could not say. 
Like I couldn't sing. 

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Like, OK, I could not sing well 
and I'm mine. 

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I used to mime in our school 
choir all the time. 

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But yeah, I think like you're 
saying about, you know, me, it's

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actually saying you like you're 
a fair play for doing that. 

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I think when you actually do 
sort of put yourself out there 

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and say, like here I'm doing 
this is what I'm doing and you 

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do it, well, nobody can really 
deny that. 

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That deserves better respect, 
you know what I mean? 

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Like no matter what it is, if 
it's sport or or whatever or 

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things. 
Like that, easier with sport 

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like. 
Oh yeah. 

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Fellows anyway, but yeah. 
But it was sweet. 

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I was terrified about it then it
was sweet. 

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Has has acting always been your 
thing or was there something 

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else? 
Like were you like going to be a

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vet or something at one point? 
Head but you mad you said 

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animals when I was a kid kid 
like I want to be a farmer. 

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That's all I wanted to be is 
like I'm going to be a farmer. 

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I'm going to have cows farmer 
vet and then when about as I got

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older, I really wanted to get 
in. 

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I love, still love music, mad 
about it. 

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And I wanted to get into ANR, 
you know, like those guys are 

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like, find the bands and you go 
out, you travel the world and go

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to gigs. 
I just thought that turned the 

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class, like, go drinking paints,
listening to bands, bringing 

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them in, being like, I'm going 
to make you famous coming. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, meeting that guy, getting 
paid loads of money and then 

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A&R, like, thank fuck I didn't 
follow that because it started, 

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I was doing business studies in 
marketing and stuff that with 

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that in my mind. 
And then like Spotify and 

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everything killed all that 
doesn't exist anymore. 

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Like that type of job. 
I'm sure it doesn't in small 

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pot. 
It's not a. 

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What would you would you have 
like smoked a cigar when you 

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were going to Taliban blazer 
with the sleeves rolled up? 

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A white blazer. 
Blazer maybe as well, yeah. 

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Let me ask you back like the old
time. 

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I'll get asked to do something, 
whether it's like a pilot script

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or something. 
And obviously, like anything and

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anything I write or anybody 
else, sometimes an idea is good,

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sometimes it's bad. 
But let me ask you, obviously I 

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understand you don't want to go 
into detail about it and don't 

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name news. 
But have you ever been in 

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something like even way back 
that you can look back on and 

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go, I really wish I hadn't done 
that. 

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Like, and I know it can be and 
I'm not looking you to be like 

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what this guy, but I just mean 
like. 

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Is there something? 
That was bad, or the show was 

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bad, or. 
Even even a part you've 

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auditioned for and gone, like 
what am I? 

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What am I doing here? 
Oh, God, I did do that. 

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And it's not that the show was 
bad. 

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It was what was I doing there? 
My agents coerced me, like 

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genuinely coerced me as well 
because I said I can't like you 

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saying I Can't Sing. 
I Can't Sing at all. 

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I get sweat thinking about this.
Coerced me. 

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The audition for Josh God's role
in the the West End transfer of 

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the Book of Mormon, right, Which
is a big tenor for role. 

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Like that's a big tenor role. 
So it's not just saying it's a 

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specialised oh. 
It's like it sounds like 

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meatloaf Josh Gabon, right. 
It's like it's amazing. 

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And I was like I can't and they 
were like I swear to God, 

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Connor, like they spoke. 
It was a Castor Peppa alien 

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who's amazing. 
She was like no, no, no, like he

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spoke to her and they were like 
they're looking. 

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I think they were really 
struggling to fill because 

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actually Josh God came and done 
it. 

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I think in the end, because they
couldn't find. 

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I'm near sure he'd done the 
first six months they couldn't 

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felt so they started going look,
we'll just look for actors. 

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You can sing a bit because of 
the acting is more important in 

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that part than and you know, 
we'll teach them where the boys 

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go. 
And so I had to go to do you 

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know pineapple studios? 
Do you know pineapple? 

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Studios really expense. 
Really Expense was in the 

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hallway when I walked in 
shooting and not even these 

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friends was in the hallway. 
I walked in and he was doing 

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like a mad plea a thing. 
He's like alright darling, 

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whatever. 
And I was like, oh, Oh my God, 

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and and search, get in the lift,
go up the stairs. 

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And they were auditioning for 
Mamma Mia in one room. 

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They were auditioning for 
recasting something else. 

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And then down in the end was the
was the the big Mormon 

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auditions. 
And it was like a made-up thing.

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It was like fame or something. 
It was girls were like one leg 

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up against the wall, like 
leaning against it, stretching. 

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Everyone was doing vocal 
warmups. 

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And then I get there in the end 
and there was a few like heavy 

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lads, bigger lads, a bit odd 
looking lads. 

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And I went, oh, look, they all 
look like, you know, like me. 

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They're a bit awkward and a bit 
out of place here. 

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Schwartz Grant was sitting. 
I'm like, this Book of Mormon 

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editions are like, yeah. 
And this guy, he's a big guy. 

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Have you got frontally getting 
long hair? 

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Looked like he just crawled out 
of bed. 

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And he was like, yeah, I mean, 
this is Anthony. 

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And they called him and he was 
next. 

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And so he walked in and went, 
oh, sweet. 

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No, actually, I'm going to be 
sweet here. 

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I'll just fucking bring it. 
And I can hear the door. 

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And he starts singing. 
It's one of the most incredible.

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It's it was certainly like 
Neatof was in the room like 

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this, like blasting out was 
like. 

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Oh my God, my agents had told me
that there was only the 

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director, musical director and 
the cast director in the room 

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and it'd be dead children all so
I'm gonna be healies. 

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I walk in the room, fucking big 
long room, grand piano, eight 

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people on a panel. 
The American producers were over

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all these people. 
We're like, OK, corners are 

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good. 
I need to do your acting and you

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do the acting and then turn and 
bust into the song. 

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I bust in and suddenly stopped 
me straight away. 

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She and they were like, stop. 
So you're just in the wrong key 

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there, Connor. 
And the musical director was 

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like, if you want to do me, me. 
And I was like, me. 

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The point where we'd done that 
about three days maybe me and I 

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spent. 
You know what? 

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Let's just leave it here. 
I just think. 

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I think just leave it here. 
And they were like, no, no, no, 

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you can. 
I was like, honestly, it's fine.

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Thank you so much. 
I just walked in. 

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I'm just going to the room. 
Never look back. 

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That was it. 
Yeah. 

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I was the most embarrassing 
humiliate. 

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That's nothing as bad. 
I, I, I once auditioned, I'm not

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auditioned for many things 
before, but whenever I was about

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17, I decided I should be in the
TV show Skins. 

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Remember in Channel 4 there's 
like open auditions in London 

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and I make up the boss. 
Neither of us have ever acted in

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anything. 
We got a it was like a 27 hour 

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journey to get there. 
Flew to London open auditions 

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and it was like improv scenarios
and they said like it was me and

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me, two girls and a guy I'd 
never met before. 

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Obviously they're all English 
and the scenario was one of the 

446
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,600
girls has to tell us who are 
best friends and she's a heroin 

447
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,120
addict now. 
Two things. 

448
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,720
One, I tried to play it for 
comedy, right? 

449
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:43,560
And and two, for some reason I 
found myself, you know, like I 

450
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,240
stepped out of my own body and I
felt like I was watching myself.

451
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,280
I started to do an English 
accent but was not good. 

452
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,640
I should have done my own and it
was out. 

453
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,080
So I was I was making light of 
the stitch. 

454
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,440
I was ruining it for them. 
And then I was doing this really

455
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400
like half English, half Northern
Irish accent. 

456
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,720
And like you said, it's one of 
those ones were seconds into it.

457
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,800
You're going I. 
I need to get out of here. 

458
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:08,080
Be here. 
That I, I, I look, looking back 

459
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,000
on it, yeah, I shouldn't have 
went in the 1st place. 

460
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,840
I shouldn't have been made to 
go. 

461
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,080
I didn't want to go. 
Yeah, I trusted them and they 

462
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,040
were wrong. 
But I like to think that you 

463
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,200
still went out in the town where
Louie Spence that night, like I 

464
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,840
like to. 
I know. 

465
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,640
You're so close to the AI. 
Yeah. 

466
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,160
Where's where I see these 
things? 

467
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,040
What he's up to. 
Have you ever seen an amazing 

468
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400
video of what do you call the 
girl? 

469
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,320
The place? 
Bianca Patsy. 

470
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,640
Patsy Kensit. 
Patsy Kensit Have you ever seen 

471
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,200
Louie Spence and Patsy Kensit a 
beta workout video? 

472
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,440
No, but I will do that after 
this. 

473
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,040
And also actually absolutely 
exhausted. 

474
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,360
But it is one of the best 
watches YouTube after yourself 

475
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,120
after. 
Excellent, excellent. 

476
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,480
So let me chat to you about 
loads. 

477
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,360
I could talk to you about. 
But one thing I want to talk 

478
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,280
about of course is, is industry,
which is unbelievable. 

479
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,240
It's it's baby. 
It's correct me if I'm on BBCHBO

480
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,240
Co production. 
Yeah, it was an HBO show. 

481
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,080
The BBC came on board in the 
middle of us filming. 

482
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,680
I would have. 
I naturally assumed it was the. 

483
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,840
It would have been the other way
about. 

484
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,240
Yeah, so would I it's so bad 
Wolf who produced that are a 

485
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,120
they're a Welsh production 
company, but they they're kind 

486
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,200
of changing the industry in in 
the UKI think a wee bit in that 

487
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,040
Bad Wolf have a great 
relationship with HBO. 

488
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,800
So they've done like his Dark 
materials Discovery, which is I 

489
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,080
hate Susie all that they're 
doing these big and and and 

490
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,400
Jane, who runs Bad Wolf is an 
exact on succession and like so 

491
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,800
she has that brilliant. 
And, and so she's, yeah, she, 

492
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,560
she brought this to them first 
and they took, came on and then 

493
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,160
BBC came on board and. 
And it's, it's one of those 

494
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,760
things that it's about quite a 
specific, well, the world is 

495
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,360
like quite a specific thing of, 
you know, young people working 

496
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:48,640
in finance in, in London and 
these working all ours kind of 

497
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:53,000
massively stressful jobs, which 
my mate did a bit, he went to, 

498
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,480
you know, a lot of people go 
from here to work in those kind 

499
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,320
of companies or, or big 
accountancy firms in London. 

500
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,840
So he, I remember him telling me
a little bit about that at the 

501
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,960
time, but it's just, it's very 
like addictive watching the 

502
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,240
episodes are very like the next 
one starts before you know, what

503
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,200
kind of thing. 
So, so how did how did that come

504
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,480
about for you like the audition 
process for that and. 

505
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,320
I was, I was in New York during 
the Ferryman and all the boys 

506
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,440
were auditioning for it. 
Apart from me, I'm just Northern

507
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,960
Irish role and it's like I'm 
exactly. 

508
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,760
And, and then eventually the 
audition came in, just came a 

509
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,880
wee bit later and, and I taped 
for it. 

510
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,520
Donna Tape didn't hear anything.
Then had to do a zoom with the, 

511
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,640
the writers and they and the 
creators, Mickey and Conrad, and

512
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,720
they gave me loading notes and 
taped the game. 

513
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,440
And then I didn't hear anything 
for months and months. 

514
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,200
And then got a phone call to do 
like a chemistry read. 

515
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,360
And it was pretty much from 
there. 

516
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,400
It was a bit mad. 
It was from there I went to do 

517
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,120
chemistry, which was nearly the 
majority of the, the car. 

518
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,360
No, it was like 6 or seven of 
us. 

519
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,760
So the, the kind of main cast 
were all there doing it and 

520
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,960
there was nobody else audition 
for the roads. 

521
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,600
We were like went up in Cardiff 
into the studios doing this 

522
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,680
thing and we all then left and 
were sent back to London and 

523
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,920
then got a phone call and got 
it. 

524
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,280
And that was it. 
It was like, like they, they 

525
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,960
decided, I don't know how, but 
there was just, it was a, it was

526
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,680
a long wait in between that and 
then the next thing you were up 

527
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,800
doing it. 
It must be classed and not just 

528
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,400
be involved with a project like 
that, but also when you know 

529
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,320
when it be at the toughest time 
ever. 

530
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,440
I'm sure four actors where like 
I'm sure there's great actors 

531
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,080
that you know that haven't been 
able to do anything on the 

532
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,880
lockdown period. 
So to do a great series like 

533
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,600
this at a time like this must be
like an extra bonus. 

534
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,960
We we shot it before lock, so we
finished it. 

535
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,760
Finished. 
It finished. 

536
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,000
We we finished, but what 
happened was lockdown postponed.

537
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,080
It actually was supposed to be 
at earlier and that's why it 

538
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,720
came out. 
No, it was the whole lock. 

539
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,360
I don't know what happened, but 
so we shot it. 

540
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:52,160
We we wrapped in January, so I 
like like 2 days before 

541
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,440
Christmas W time last year we 
wrapped it and I came home and 

542
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,120
was like so excited about the 
year. 

543
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,600
But I haven't said that what a 
brilliant thing that I can kept 

544
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,520
me seeing the whole way through 
it, knowing it was coming out, 

545
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,120
knowing that that was coming, 
knowing that we, you know, and 

546
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,480
also there was always a nod the 
season 2 very early on. 

547
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,680
You know, we were all kind of so
haven't season 2 announced 

548
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,920
during lockdown all that It's 
like God send. 

549
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,200
It really is like. 
And what and what's the I was 

550
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,720
going to say? 
What do you get when you do like

551
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,280
a series or a film or whatever? 
There's a lot of the reaction to

552
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,920
that. 
It's different if I say I put a 

553
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,320
sketch of the feedbacks instant,
you know, you're not waiting for

554
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,000
people to for next week for the 
next one to be on. 

555
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
It's there. 
The comments are all below it. 

556
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,000
So when you do like ATV show or 
a film. 

557
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,840
Is it? 
Different have the reaction to 

558
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,960
that and lockdown where like 
you're not bumping into people 

559
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,920
at the shop as much as you would
or, you know, being clocked in 

560
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,320
the street and have a stranger 
say I really like that thing. 

561
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,880
Is it almost like you know that 
the show's gone down really 

562
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,360
well, but you're not really too 
sure yet? 

563
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,960
Yeah, it is a weird, I don't 
feel like because anybody I 

564
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,360
speak to is it you're in the 
like, do you know what I mean? 

565
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,560
Like people are buzzing about 
how successful the show is and I

566
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,400
don't nothing's changed for me. 
Like, anyway, I've been 

567
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,360
recognised once, literally once.
And somebody's went, are you 

568
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,040
your mom from industry? 
And I'm like, yeah, in the 

569
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,520
airport on the way home, you man
from industry. 

570
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,640
And I was like, yeah. 
And he's like happy Christmas. 

571
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,680
Brilliant legend. 
That was it. 

572
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Don't you know when you're like,
that's the only. 

573
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,360
Other than that, there's been no
reaction to it. 

574
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,400
So on that side of things, I 
don't see any, any difference. 

575
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,120
But I know the show's gone down 
well because you see the reviews

576
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,080
and the and the. 
But yeah, it doesn't feel like 

577
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,040
I'm in a massive. 
And how's it gone down in 

578
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,520
America? 
Because it's almost like it's, 

579
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,320
you know, playing the two 
audiences like the the audience 

580
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,960
here in England, that kind of 
thing going on. 

581
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,440
BBC hasn't been on HBO yet. 
It aired first on HBO. 

582
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,360
It's went down like, 
ridiculously well. 

583
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,800
Classic. 
I think they love as well just 

584
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,680
the English accents and all that
stuff. 

585
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,480
They're like, you know, 
Americans love, don't they? 

586
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,040
That's like Downton's. 
Yeah. 

587
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,400
And so if out there, do you 
know, it's like here in 

588
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,160
different accents or different 
world, they don't know. 

589
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,320
But yeah, it's went down like 
really, really well. 

590
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,280
Anywhere DMS? 
It's easy to be honest though, 

591
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,720
shockingly, because I play an 
absolute wrath of a human being 

592
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,440
like. 
Yeah, what a great character. 

593
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,200
He's very troubled and you know,
he's insecure and all that, but 

594
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,960
he's still awful. 
The majority of people are so 

595
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,760
nice, like just being like, I 
hate you, but you're such a 

596
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,080
brilliant actor. 
You made me hit you like all 

597
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,440
really, really nice games and 
there's been a lot of that. 

598
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:39,040
And also like 1, somebody 
messaged me just saying what was

599
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,520
it he said? 
He said watching a few TV series

600
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,800
or TV shows now. 
You're an absolute cunt mate. 

601
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,920
Haven't seen the show yet. 
Like whatever, but there's been 

602
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,600
stuff like that. 
But the matter stuff has been I,

603
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:57,640
I've got messages asking for 
lots of money just being like, 

604
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,840
look, I'm in a really, really 
tight spot. 

605
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,440
Can you give me 25 grand? 
And you're like, of course, 7 

606
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,720
years. 
A lot, a lot of that stuff and a

607
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,200
lot of like, yeah, there's been 
a few odd ones, a few odd ones. 

608
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,640
I've never had that. 
I've never had anybody ask for 

609
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,080
money like. 
It's not really bad Rina, but 

610
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,240
then I'm like, I think it's they
probably do it to everybody just

611
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,480
like those emails you get. 
It's probably the same. 

612
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,480
Yeah, I on with your character 
then. 

613
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,760
Were you like, was there much 
wiggle room for you to put a bit

614
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,880
of a stamp on it or was it 
pretty sad as to what it was? 

615
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,080
Because what strikes me is like 
how natural it is. 

616
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,840
There was a moment where I might
be wrong, but you're like, just 

617
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,920
like reading like football news 
or something to talk about 

618
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,480
Liverpool. 
There was just this one. 

619
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,080
I got this right. 
Share with me. 

620
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,080
Yeah, there's, well, there's a 
moment where you were sitting at

621
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,640
your desk and you're kind of not
off screen, but you're not the 

622
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,000
main bit of that scene and at 
least just. 

623
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,520
This. 
Maybe maybe I'm wrong. 

624
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,600
But I think my brains gone from 
that. 

625
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,200
But there was a lot of that. 
There was a lot of that. 

626
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,600
But the majority of that, as 
much as I don't want to say 

627
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,400
this, I mean, there's a bit of 
improv and I'm like, oh, I don't

628
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,720
want. 
But the boys wrote it. 

629
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,120
The boys wrote all the 
everything. 

630
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,040
They're so clever. 
They like, you know, they they 

631
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:15,320
know those guys and said it. 
I think wiggle room was yes, to 

632
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,760
a degree, but there was nothing 
you wanted to change. 

633
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,000
See, when I read the scripts, it
was very seldom that you go, can

634
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,160
I say it like this? 
And the only times I did that 

635
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,480
was, are rhythms so different 
sometimes? 

636
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,840
And they're so they write 
something and the rhythm just 

637
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,680
always stuck. 
And I fainted awkward so ago. 

638
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,600
Can I say this word or put that 
word there instead? 

639
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,680
But apart from that, not really.
And but what did happen was when

640
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,560
I auditioned for it, he was 
written as like a six foot 

641
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:43,400
CrossFit dude, right? 
And then I auditioned for it, 

642
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,320
which is Julie Hawkin, who's 
cast director. 

643
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,320
You know, I love her and I'm so 
grateful to her. 

644
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,200
Like she, she was like, but what
about if he was like this guy? 

645
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,520
And she threw me in the middle 
of the mix of lads like that. 

646
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,360
And they went Oh my God, Oh my 
God. 

647
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,920
And it changes the whole, his 
whole character changes from in 

648
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,800
my height, my look in comparison
to those boys, them working 

649
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,040
class, all of those things. 
And so then they started writing

650
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,840
it to him. 
Get you? 

651
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,640
Do you know what I mean? 
So initially it wasn't that. 

652
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,200
So there was wiggle room in that
way, but. 

653
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,240
I could. 
I couldn't picture anybody else 

654
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:20,200
playing, not like the the way 
you play it is like, I'm sure a 

655
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,800
lot of people watching or and 
listening. 

656
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,560
Well, I've seen it, but it's 
almost like you're always like 

657
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,040
bubbling a wee bit under the 
surface. 

658
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,880
Like sometimes just a little bit
and then sometimes a lot. 

659
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,760
And I just imagine it's very fun
character to play. 

660
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,760
Class correct, class correct. 
Like me and Marisa who I like 

661
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,120
just harass and believe through 
the whole show. 

662
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,440
Literally worst courses 
together, biggest messages 

663
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,880
together and I get so much crack
in it and it seems weird when 

664
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,400
you watch because everyone's 
think you're so awful there. 

665
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,240
How did you do it then? 
You're like so little crack. 

666
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,560
See, see with Corpson, right 
that that's my big fear. 

667
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:56,080
Like if I'm doing like a 
production, that's well, 

668
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,440
production, not stand up. 
If I'm doing like something for 

669
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,320
TV or film, I with like sketches
and with stand up, obviously 

670
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,560
with stand up, you burst out 
laughing halfway through. 

671
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:10,040
It's like anything can happen. 
But one of my fears is being 

672
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,280
responsible for other people as 
well. 

673
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,600
You know what I mean? 
So if I laugh, I might fuck this

674
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,440
up for three other people. 
I might cause this the run over 

675
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,480
time wise. 
Have you ever got it like real 

676
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,800
bad where you just have to like?
Ask equally anybody use it in 

677
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,720
the class of the ferryman? 
Right. 

678
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,320
Oh well, the Ferryman is is a 
play which. 

679
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Yeah, that's way worse. 
Shows 1500 people on Broadway 

680
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,600
staring at your 1600 whatever it
is like to the point where one 

681
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,400
actor who I had to came in the 
military afterwards has to stop.

682
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:49,320
Connor has to stop and. 
Was it was it different bits or 

683
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,680
would it be what I imagine would
be really hard, which is the 

684
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,440
same one particular thing, one 
particular bit? 

685
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,560
Yeah, that did happen for a 
while. 

686
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,840
That happened for a while. 
I'm the I'm the type of person 

687
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,120
where if something goes slightly
wrong, I think that's hilarious.

688
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,600
Because I'm like. 
Look at the it's 'cause you're 

689
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,960
watching actors freak out. 
So something's fallen or broken 

690
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,160
or something. 
I'm like, 'cause they're like, 

691
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,520
I'm like trying to keep an 
acting and stuff. 

692
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,360
And that stuff cracks me up. 
Or if I see something funny and 

693
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,800
if I clock something funny in 
the audience, anything like I, 

694
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,320
I'm not very professional or 
very good. 

695
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:28,520
And I've read people's on stage 
experience from just and there 

696
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,520
was tenses, but there was one 
time I just didn't speak. 

697
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200
I had lines and all. 
And people look to go and they 

698
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,920
catch it quick them to me look 
away and just go. 

699
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,360
We don't even need them, just 
keep going. 

700
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I, I, I've done one play. 

701
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:46,160
I've done one play like locally.
I thought that I had a moment 

702
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,400
where I knew an actor had gone 
to the wrong page. 

703
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,600
So the guy I'm doing lines with,
I, I know he's about two pages 

704
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,600
ahead and that's going to ruin a
bit of the scene. 

705
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,880
So I in my head thinking on my 
feet, which kind of you do was 

706
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,600
you have to do with stand up 
quite a lot. 

707
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,960
I let me bring him back. 
So I'll improvise a wee bit, but

708
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,000
I'll bring him back a couple of 
pages. 

709
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,000
But I, I brought him to the 
wrong page, which was like 

710
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,679
another 3 pages ahead of that. 
So he took us to four, I took us

711
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:19,280
to 7. 
So audience be like, this is the

712
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,920
most very odd house. 
This is very. 

713
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,280
He said about I thought he'd 
missed a bit where we were 

714
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,080
supposed to be going golfing, 
but that comes way later. 

715
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:35,080
So he said something and I paid 
him up for no pun intended, for 

716
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560
sure. 
We're not meant to be going 

717
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,880
golf. 
I mean, I probably thought I was

718
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,880
doing really subtly. 
I was like, are we not supposed 

719
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,199
to be going golfing? 
What do you mean? 

720
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,960
I look like I though I it's 
that's part of the kick though, 

721
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,760
isn't it? 
Like when you think you don't 

722
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,480
want that to happen, but 
actually it's one of the most, 

723
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,800
like, the most adrenaline you'll
get, the most, like, thrill and 

724
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,840
going can I fix this? 
Can we get this? 

725
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,280
Yeah, yeah. 
And that, whilst it's absolutely

726
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,960
terrifying, is also loads of 
crack as well. 

727
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,760
What what was the the experience
of the Ferryman like? 

728
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,440
Like doing a ROM on Broadway, 
living in New York with I don't 

729
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,160
imagine load other actors from 
from home as well. 

730
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,200
Was that like a was that an 
unbelievable time? 

731
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,800
Yeah, like we, it was like a 
travelling carnival, like all of

732
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,360
us, everybody, and also 
everybody kind of even when we 

733
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,640
started the frame and most 
people kind of knew or knew of 

734
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,280
each other from before and we're
all there together in it. 

735
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,480
And, and then getting to go to 
New York, I mean, just dropped 

736
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,840
in New York to do that show. 
It was like it was epic. 

737
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,840
It really, really was. 
And we had so much crack in it. 

738
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,880
And The thing is, the show was 
very serious and it's 3 1/2 

739
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,600
hours long. 
So like the crack was curtailed 

740
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,360
to a certain degree because 
you're doing 8 of them a week. 

741
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:50,080
So it wasn't as like raucous as 
it could have been or that you 

742
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:54,360
could imagine it could become. 
But but it was amazing. 

743
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,960
It was amazing doing a doing a 
job with like all your mates. 

744
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,760
Yeah, yeah, on Broadway. 
On Broadway too. 

745
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,920
Getting paid to be there and 
like absolutely class was class 

746
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,320
me. 
Me and my dad went to New York 

747
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,960
in March last year. 
Year before? 

748
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,280
Yeah, last year. 
And then I was like, I really 

749
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,320
want to go to Broadway. 
I really want to see like a 

750
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,800
play. 
And I love Frankie Valli. 

751
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,480
I'd absolutely love like Frankie
Valli in The Four Seasons. 

752
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,880
So I was like, let us let's go 
to Jersey Boys. 

753
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,960
Couldn't believe the price of 
tickets online. 

754
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,120
We went and I've got to be 
honest, I don't know where we 

755
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,800
were, but it was not Broadway 
because the guy who played 

756
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,360
Frankie Valli did not sounded 
more like Frank Mitchell, you 

757
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,520
know what I mean? 
Like he was, he did not, like 

758
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,640
they didn't Frankie Valli in The
Four Seasons. 

759
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,840
I don't even know if there was 
four of them. 

760
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,200
I think it was just him and 
three fellas and it was not 

761
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,360
good. 
But yeah, Broadway is something 

762
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,480
like I'd like to go to properly,
you know what I mean? 

763
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,520
Like really go and see like a 
big thing. 

764
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,240
Yeah. 
You go see stuff though. 

765
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,960
It is hitting. 
It's like anything else, just 

766
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,240
hit and miss. 
But it's on bigger scales, you 

767
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,480
know what I mean? 
It's like, but there is 

768
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,960
something magic about it. 
You know, it's Class A bit over 

769
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,800
there. 
That doesn't really happen. 

770
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,400
It doesn't happen in the West 
End or anything like that. 

771
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,160
It's like the Broadway 
community, all the class, all 

772
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,520
hanging up each other. 
Everybody's in touch. 

773
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,800
Everybody's like, like our 
opening night, we got like 

774
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,600
because Bruce Springsteen was on
in the corner. 

775
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,520
We had like a wee letter from 
Bruce Springsteen saying good 

776
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,320
luck in your opening night. 
All the theatres send each other

777
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,920
notes for their opening night 
class. 

778
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,280
If something happens, everybody 
cheques in on each other. 

779
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,000
They do like Sunday brunches 
where you can like pop into a 

780
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
theatre on a Sunday where they 
do a brunch before a Sunday 

781
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,520
matinee. 
Like there's this community, a 

782
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,320
real Sensi community, like, 
which is kind of like nowhere. 

783
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,680
I've never experienced that 
anywhere else. 

784
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,080
Would you have had like any 
mates that were doing other 

785
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,080
plays like in diff like is there
like a little bit of a Belfast 

786
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,920
type like a northern thing out 
there or? 

787
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,120
Who was there? 
I feel like there was at Rack 

788
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,880
and me there was, yes, Chris, 
What's Chris's second he was 

789
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,960
doing? 
He wasn't on Broadway, but they 

790
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,200
were downtown doing a play and 
he's from from home. 

791
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,480
He's also, what's his second 
name? 

792
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,960
That's really bad. 
He'll hate me. 

793
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,600
Sorry, Chris. 
We'll edit it in. 

794
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,160
We'll top it his. 
Name is and then but lastly, 

795
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,320
when I did cripple Venice, man, 
first time around the Irish Arts

796
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,080
centre had a festival in the 
first Irish festival and like 

797
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,040
loads of people from whom were 
over like and that was amazing. 

798
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,000
It was like and also it was my 
first time in New York ever. 

799
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,640
Loads of other people's first. 
We were all running a bit like 

800
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,440
lunatics. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

801
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,320
And so we're going to do that 
play. 

802
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,760
They put that was an Irish cast 
as well. 

803
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,080
They put all of us in these 
apartments facing an Irish bar. 

804
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,760
I think the producers about the 
end of the thing, we're like, 

805
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,400
what have. 
We done here. 

806
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,560
I want to ask you a bit about 
like what you're up to now. 

807
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,480
Like you're doing a lot of 
writing now. 

808
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Is that something you've always 
done, or is that like a a 

809
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,320
slightly newer thing to, or have
you just been writing as you've 

810
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,000
gone along? 
Look kind of new and not new 

811
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,080
since like maybe five years ago,
right? 

812
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,240
And then yeah. 
And then just Captain I, I and 

813
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:07,600
not captain out of like 
desperation to to start, but 

814
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,280
more out of people going, oh, 
that's actually quite good. 

815
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,880
Like do you want to be an 
upcoming thing? 

816
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,640
And now I, I write out of like, 
I love doing it now do you know 

817
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,440
what I mean? 
But initially I just done it 

818
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,920
because it was forward. 
To be honest, it was wasn't 

819
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,720
working and wasn't getting jobs.
And like one, I've tried to 

820
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,800
write myself a role and that, 
you know, it's like. 100% yeah. 

821
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,360
That was that was the same thing
for me. 

822
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,000
I'd be newer to it than that 
still obviously, but but writing

823
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,360
the roles that you want to do 
because the roles that we all 

824
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,720
want to play. 
And you're like, well, if I can 

825
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:39,360
make it happen for myself, then 
that I've got way more of a 

826
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,800
better shot. 
What, what one role you would 

827
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,640
you would love to do, whether 
it's a certain type of 

828
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,000
character, a real character, but
playing them in a film version 

829
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,400
or whatever. 
Like is there a project that 

830
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,840
like is the is the ultimate goal
or or a big passion? 

831
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,680
No. 
What, you know what, No, I there

832
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,520
was a minute of time, but again,
singing would be a problem here.

833
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,160
I'd love to do a biopic about 
Van Morrison and I look like a 

834
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,280
young Van Morrison. 
We don't look madly dissimilar. 

835
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:19,560
If you look at 70s, that would 
be fucking class, you know, And 

836
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,200
I don't think that's been done 
yet. 

837
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,040
I don't know how. 
I always think though, those 

838
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,120
type of things are difficult, 
aren't they? 

839
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,360
Because when someone's life is 
so you're spanning a lifetime is

840
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,080
always difficult to cram at 
India an hour and a half or 

841
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,560
whatever that is. 
No, I mean that would be by the 

842
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,320
way, that would be so much fun 
because what a what a complex 

843
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:43,480
character who has been around 
for so long making some. 

844
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,400
I'm a huge, huge fan and like, 
huge Van fan. 

845
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,080
And I see Van quite a lot 
because he sits outside the same

846
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,960
cafe in Hollywood, like pretty 
much every day. 

847
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,040
And also like someone who was 
doing something at a time when 

848
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,920
this place was in like this 
array and he's doing this thing 

849
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,800
that's like taking over the 
world. 

850
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,120
There's something really special
about that. 

851
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,560
I'd love to tell them to that 
period of time. 

852
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,240
And it's one where like, I mean,
I've never met him personally, 

853
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:16,480
but being from Hollywood, that's
where he lives and small towns, 

854
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,040
he everyone knows about 
everything. 

855
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,160
And people are like, he's very, 
he's very short with people and 

856
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,960
he's, you know, he's grumpy. 
And I think I have zero problem 

857
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,280
about if you're like that with 
everyone, which he appears to 

858
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,640
be. 
Yeah, also by this point, if 

859
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,320
you've heard that a few times, 
surely you should go. 

860
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,440
You know I'm not going to go 
near him. 

861
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:36,480
Yeah, yeah. 
And then also I'd love to do, 

862
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,720
I'd love to do Western and I'd 
love to do and I'd love to be a 

863
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,920
real scumbag like Southern 
America. 

864
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,280
That'd be class, Yeah. 
Form brothers, you know, like 

865
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,600
something that that'd be class. 
Is say you had the so you had to

866
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,880
pick. 
I mean, is act would acting be 

867
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,560
way overwriting for you or are 
they starting to catch up with 

868
00:41:55,560 --> 00:42:00,440
each other? 
I, I, I, yeah, no, yeah. 

869
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,000
Like, I it depends on what that 
is. 

870
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,320
And also like, is it? 
It's like you, like, do you 

871
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,720
like, does writing your sketches
come more to you than act at the

872
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,960
beginning? 
Do you know what I mean? 

873
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,600
It's like, it's a thing. 
It's a whole thing for you. 

874
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,920
It's a whole. 
And sometimes, I suppose it 

875
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:21,520
depends on the on the thing. 
You might love writing one 

876
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,360
script more than you enjoy 
acting in a different thing. 

877
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,640
I guess it's. 
Absolutely. 

878
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,880
And then like when I like I'm 
writing on something at the 

879
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,000
minute with me and, and, and 
we're doing that and there's 

880
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,280
been this year, a few auditions 
have come in where I'm like, 

881
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,080
will that get in the way of this
script? 

882
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,600
Because this script means so 
much to me. 

883
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,760
I'm going to read the script. 
So I don't love it. 

884
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,880
So would I want to be doing this
for three months? 

885
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,040
It would take me away from 
writing this as we're, you know,

886
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,400
there'll be a different role 
that you will know. 

887
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,960
I only want to do that this 
year. 

888
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,120
I think it's that. 
I think it jumps and changes, 

889
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,760
you know, and. 
You can't. 

890
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,320
I mean, a huge problem of mine 
for years was I would, I would 

891
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,080
write something or I'd come up 
with this idea and one person 

892
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:04,080
would react negatively to it or 
tell me like, no, not this time.

893
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,160
I would just leave the idea, you
know, I'd park it and throw it 

894
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:12,000
away and never returned to it. 
And it was only until like I had

895
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,040
a chat with a friend who's stand
up as well. 

896
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,440
And he said when you find the 
one that you really like, like 

897
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,760
don't take no was a I'm not 
something that's the project 

898
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,880
that you know, you and I are 
working on together at a minute 

899
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,400
as well. 
Do you see the thing with that 

900
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:30,080
as well as like you, you, you 
know. 

901
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You know. 

902
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,320
You know, and so it then when 
you know that much and it hurts 

903
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,080
that much that someone says no, 
you know, there's something in 

904
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,280
there. 
And what's what's brilliant to 

905
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,400
watch is someone's like 
integrity, someone's belief, 

906
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,960
someone's like drive, find it. 
That's when things are electric.

907
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,200
And like, if you're like that, 
then you go along with them, I 

908
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,240
think. 
Yeah. 

909
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:53,400
And, you know, it wasn't even a 
thing of of having hurt 

910
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,200
feelings. 
It was just a case of when I got

911
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,240
into doing comedy, all this kind
of thing, I was like 1819. 

912
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,000
And all you're trying to do is 
what you think people want. 

913
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,720
You like commissioners or 
producers, you know, it's like, 

914
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,400
what do you want from me? 
And, and you're more thinking 

915
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,920
about what they want as opposed 
to this thing you want to do. 

916
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,360
So so I would, I would have 
quickly been like, I've got this

917
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,400
idea. 
You ask one person, they might 

918
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080
turn it down, but the next 
person might say, yes. 

919
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,400
But I was, I was always too 
focused on, you know, I have to 

920
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,160
get something made. 
Whereas now it's like, find a 

921
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,640
thing I want to write about and 
then get it made. 

922
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,200
You know what? 
I. 

923
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,120
Mean yeah, who should It's like 
isn't it the revenant? 

924
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,160
Like, didn't they? 
The Revenant is 18 years in the 

925
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,320
making because they refused to 
back down on how they wanted to 

926
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,840
shoot it And like. 
Yeah, I wouldn't go 18 years on 

927
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,280
this. 
No, they give it, give it up, 

928
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,080
get I'd try. 
I'd just really park it. 

929
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,480
I 18 years, he's still pedalling
like that and he's still, still 

930
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,400
like going to be in it and all 
that. 

931
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,600
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, give it 18 weeks. 

932
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,440
Yeah, I play a schoolboy in this
as a 54 year old actor. 

933
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,720
I swear to God, just give me a 
chance. 

934
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,920
I, well, I mean, I think anyone 
can play anything nowadays after

935
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,040
seeing Robert De Niro in The 
Irishman and that's where he 

936
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,760
kicks again the ground. 
Anyone can be any age, that's 

937
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,560
fine. 
That was mad, wasn't it? 

938
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,840
I loved it. 
Everybody hated it. 

939
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,400
I loved it. 
I I liked it because I didn't 

940
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,440
think it was a classic film. 
I didn't think it was a iconic 

941
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,920
film, but I just enjoyed 
watching all those actors 

942
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,280
together. 
And I enjoyed, I enjoyed it for 

943
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,560
what it was. 
But the same where he's kicking 

944
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,000
the guy in the ground and he 
looks like a man of his age 

945
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,960
kicking the guy in the ground. 
Just don't have that in. 

946
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,000
Leave it out. 
Just leave that or or have 

947
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,720
someone off off screen be like 
he's kicking that fell over 

948
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:44,320
there and then kept him going. 
I don't know, I don't know. 

949
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,920
I mean, what do you what like in
the next a year is your, is your

950
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,400
goal to just focus on acting, 
focus on writing? 

951
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,240
Well, it's kind of like I'm 
doing, I go back to industry end

952
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,400
of the year, I'm shooting 
something now here I'm shooting 

953
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,400
something next month. 
So that brings me up to like 

954
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,880
March and then have a wee window
there where one of the things 

955
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,600
I'm writing on, I'm going to 
have to be working on that. 

956
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,600
And then I'd start industry 
again, hopefully and you know, 

957
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,440
mid early next this year and 
then that brings you in the net.

958
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,800
So it's kind of all done. 
And then after that, fingers 

959
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,240
crossed the project me and don't
understand. 

960
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,440
Hopefully we'll be somewhere at 
a point where we're able to to 

961
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,840
do it, you know. 
And so yeah, it's good. 

962
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,840
Just do both and wait and see. 
You know, I got, I got to 

963
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,280
confess something to writing 
this. 

964
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,200
This really embarrassing. 
The thing that we're for project

965
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,960
that we're working on together. 
When I first came up with the 

966
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,000
idea for it before you, you and 
I were in contact. 

967
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,840
I can't, I was doing like a 
treatment and I was putting 

968
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,880
some, some faces on rolls and I 
was like, maybe this person can 

969
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,120
play this person. 
You know, I've never met. 

970
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,760
But I put I put you down and 
thought like, you know, that I 

971
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,480
think, you know, that guy would 
be the guy for this, even though

972
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,960
we've never met. 
And I have like a Microsoft Word

973
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,200
document that's clearly dated 
before we met because I was like

974
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,920
the first time we talked, I was 
going, should I say, because 

975
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,600
that's a fun coincidence? 
Should I have said that to you 

976
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,680
the first time I met? 
And I was like, he will think 

977
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,160
that I'm just saying that, you 
know, just do. 

978
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,960
I I'm really good mates. 
One of my mates is cast the 

979
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,040
director and I'm really like 
brilliant mates, like really 

980
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,400
best friends and I had emailed 
her. 

981
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:29,480
I found in my emails 10 years 
ago sending ACV headshot being 

982
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,640
like would be so with such a 
pleasure to meet up with you at 

983
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,280
some point. 
Very best wishes, your sincere. 

984
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,440
It was such an admirer of all 
things that you work on, like 

985
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,720
it's so embarrassing. 
I couldn't, I couldn't look at 

986
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,320
that. 
I emailed the producer that 

987
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,080
makes the blame game on BBC when
I had done, when I had done 3 

988
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,760
gigs, 3 gigs. 
I sent him an e-mail and I still

989
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,640
have the same e-mail account. 
And I said, you know, just, you 

990
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,280
know, let you know I like the 
programme. 

991
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,520
And just to let you know, I do 
stand up now. 

992
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,000
So if you need anyone, come and 
see me. 

993
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,080
And to be fair, he emailed me 
back. 

994
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,080
Fuck off. 
No, he didn't. 

995
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,640
He said you're. 
Never getting on. 

996
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,360
The yeah, I've been on the Radio
One but doesn't card. 

997
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,760
But he said he was like, listen,
best of luck. 

998
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,040
It's great to see you doing 
stand up, keep it up, that sort 

999
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,120
of thing. 
But it's just funny. 

1000
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,200
The emails. 
Yeah, you were. 

1001
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,320
All you were looking to do is 
like love to meet up, You know, 

1002
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,280
I'd love to get a chat. 
I mean, it's I don't think you 

1003
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,760
should ever lose that. 
You know you can definitely you.

1004
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,400
Ever see how brilliant with 
Bradley Cooper in the audience 

1005
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,040
of the Packer studio? 
Isn't it like, yeah, desperate 

1006
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,520
to know and desperate to be part
of it, like. 

1007
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:44,720
Yeah, very keen, enthusiastic. 
Yeah, I mean that I would cringe

1008
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,000
at seeing, seeing all my emails 
like that again. 

1009
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,480
And it was like, unlike this guy
was the limit. 

1010
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,400
I'd love to see my old e-mail 
name. 

1011
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:58,120
I think it was like Connor fire 
2006 something like it's like 

1012
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,920
flaming fire or something. 
My first e-mail address, but not

1013
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,880
the e-mail address I emailed 
people at. 

1014
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,040
When I started stand up, my 
first e-mail address was Rio 

1015
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,560
Right now this is so weird. 
Rio. 

1016
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,800
Now bear in mind I'm like 13. 
Rio under slash, Ferdinand under

1017
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:23,080
slash rules with az@hotmail.com.
Why the roads just do the crack?

1018
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,440
Why the Z? 
The Z because it was like real 

1019
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,640
Ferdinand rules but I didn't 
want to write it like a nerd so 

1020
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,880
I put his head on the end but so
bad. 

1021
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,320
Remember my mate said to me the 
other day in a message ASL, Do 

1022
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,560
you remember that that was the 
HX location? 

1023
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,840
Remember what was that MSN 
messaging? 

1024
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,720
Yeah, yeah, it was an MSN. 
Stranger out of which? 

1025
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,240
By the way, how many strangers 
out of John MSN Messenger and 

1026
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,960
you just chatted to them? 
I see. 

1027
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,120
When I look back at it, I'm 
like, definitely not. 

1028
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,360
None of that was safe. 
None of it was safe. 

1029
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,600
And I remember there was a way 
before Facebook, like way before

1030
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,480
MSN days, there was a website 
called Face Party, which was 

1031
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,920
like the first. 
It was like a really early 

1032
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,080
carnation of Facebook. 
You probably were on it, 

1033
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,320
Everybody used it. 
And I remember you would just 

1034
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,400
chat the random people like MSN,
but it had pictures. 

1035
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,040
And I remember whenever I was 
about 14, I mean it could have 

1036
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,520
been a 55 year old man, but I 
was chatting to this girl about 

1037
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,240
the same age who lived in 
Wolverhampton, right? 

1038
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,920
Why was it doing it? 
Just quite random. 

1039
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,440
Start chatting. 
And I remember sending a message

1040
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:30,320
being like, I might be in the 
area soon and I was like 14, 

1041
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,200
When was I ever going to be in 
Wolverhampton? 

1042
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,800
Drop me. 
By how creepy would have been if

1043
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,400
I drop by? 
So sketch like so sketch MSN. 

1044
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,920
Messenger Do you remember in MSN
Messenger you could do this 

1045
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,040
thing on Windows Media Player 
where you could let MSN know 

1046
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,720
what you were listening to music
wise so you would try and listen

1047
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,160
to cool music. 
Do you do you remember as well? 

1048
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,240
Bebo likes it was Bebo like she 
used to kill me. 

1049
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,040
Like if nobody sent you love 
that day or if like up friends. 

1050
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,800
So one moved you from the the 
like at really at savage like 

1051
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,680
and having to go to school the 
next day and try not to say 

1052
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,120
anything about it because like 
absolutely gutted. 

1053
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,040
Yeah, you're crying about it and
your dad's like, oh, you're 

1054
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,320
still my top friends. 
You're like I'm your 1 friend 

1055
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,040
Bebo. 
Where are our people accounts? 

1056
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,000
Where are they now? 
You remember Jeeves? 

1057
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,120
I'm from Ask Jeeves. 
Yeah, Jeeves. 

1058
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,520
Just keeping them all, yeah. 
Just pictures and all on there 

1059
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,160
I'd probably like to see. 
Imagine, do you remember that 

1060
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:32,280
time because we're the same age.
The look in Bebo days was the 

1061
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,480
hair was like the same length at
the minute on top. 

1062
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,040
But like, by the way, we were, 
we were on a Zoom call a couple 

1063
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,320
days ago when someone who were 
really nameless slag my hair and

1064
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,320
said it'll look like Peter 
Schmeichel when he played for 

1065
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,040
Man United, which has really got
to me. 

1066
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,280
But do you remember you grew 
your hair a wee bit at the back,

1067
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,720
not like a mullet and like 
flicking out a wee bit? 

1068
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,720
No, me neither. 
Anyway, Connor, great to chat to

1069
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:55,360
you and I appreciate. 
It he's got short back in sides 

1070
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,120
and leave the fringe short short
back in sides one the two on the

1071
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,840
top leave the fringe. 
Now with the fringe, were you 

1072
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,800
going up or you going down? 
Oh, down me I would. 

1073
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,360
I would wax it onto my head like
chimneys. 

1074
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,120
Oh yeah. 
Oh, like the spider, the spider 

1075
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,040
thing. 
I remember going, I remember a 

1076
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,280
guy in my class called Michael 
shaved my head. 

1077
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,440
Like I asked him to shave my 
head warm all over, kept the 

1078
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,400
fringe and would dyed it with 
his mom's dye peroxide blonde. 

1079
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,000
Absolute legend. 
Like genuinely look class. 

1080
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,800
He did all the girls. 
That's good. 

1081
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,000
Love you. 
No I wasn't ahead with the girls

1082
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,800
from primary school. 
The 1st girl I ever kissed was 

1083
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,360
in P7 and shouted out to her if 
she's watching now she's called 

1084
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,520
Rachel. 
Don't know who she is right? 

1085
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,880
And she was only Rachel in my 
class and then it was P7. 

1086
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,240
I went to sometime primary 
school P6 P 7 and one of her 

1087
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:51,400
friends who also knows who she 
is, Anita, came up and said I 

1088
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,560
need a you that was her name. 
And she came up to me and said 

1089
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,000
Rachel like wants to know if you
want to kiss her before we go in

1090
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:02,040
for lunch. 
And I was like 100% went up 

1091
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,800
quick kiss. 
Thought I was the forms right? 

1092
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,840
Thought it was the quarterback 
of the high school football. 

1093
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,080
Team sorry, can I just check did
you have the fringe at this 

1094
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,440
point? 
No, I think I did the fringe as 

1095
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,840
a reaction to what happened 
here. 

1096
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,320
Went up, give her a kiss, 
thought I was the man. 

1097
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,880
Went back into class, found out 
about a week later she was only 

1098
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,720
going out with me because her 
mate theatre and she was best 

1099
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,560
50P to kiss me. 
And that has honestly made me 

1100
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,520
the man I am today. 
And if she's watching you go 

1101
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:36,800
fuck. 
I honestly, I honestly hope 

1102
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:42,040
things have not worked out for 
but but yeah, I mean, yeah, 

1103
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,840
magic imagine I still have a 
real complex. 

1104
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,400
In counselling and all the time.
That's why I want to watch your 

1105
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,600
ad with the cardboard box. 
Therapist literally being a 

1106
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,080
shame I can't talk about this 
anymore. 

1107
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:57,000
Seriously, we've done this. 
Same same. 

1108
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,440
My living room across me there's
a 50 foot cardboard box I really

1109
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,480
need to take care of. 
Are you? 

1110
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,240
Going to carry out. 
Dentistry. 

1111
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,360
Connor, appreciate your time. 
Thank you very much for for 

1112
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,000
coming on.
