1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like our hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Che's phone. Nervous. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. 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Now, these guys have been with 40 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,400 us since the start, really on T with me. 41 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,240 They're the number one in men's below the belt grooming. 42 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,880 And hey, they're doing a lot of stuff above the belt too. 43 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,880 I don't know if you watch the video version and saw the moment 44 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,680 where my knee fell off the leg that's resting on there, but if 45 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,800 you want to go back and watch that might be quite funny 46 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,760 because I really panicked when it happened because it didn't 47 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,600 understand what was happening just in that split second. 48 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,880 But manscape, they have stuff for your knees, stuff for your, 49 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,680 your, what's it what academical for your for your anus. 50 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,680 If you want to tidy up anus, penis, scrotum, what's the in 51 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,840 between? But peranate, peranate peranium, 52 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,520 peranium. They've got stuff, they've got 53 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:40,080 colognes, they've got the lawnmower 4.0 They've got things 54 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,760 for your beard. They've got everything. 55 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,760 The beard trimmer, the beard trimmer. 56 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,280 You know that I use that probably look at me being like 57 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,600 you probably use the garden shears, big man, run the boat 58 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,480 like a Viking. No, they've got everything we 59 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,120 use called tea with me for 20% off and free shipping. 60 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,560 It's in the description as always. 61 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,440 I've had a few people recently like me. 62 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,160 I've heard you talk about manscape that finally bit in the 63 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,640 bullet and I say to these guys, welcome to the club. 64 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,520 And then I say I don't believe you and they say I really have. 65 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,040 I say I don't believe you and they say zip and then they kick 66 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,600 down treasure in pants and I say glad to be of service T with me 67 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,040 20% off from free ship and let's get into this episode. 68 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,280 I've known this guy for many years. 69 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,160 I'm a big fan like so many other people. 70 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,960 We think he's not sure, but he's kind of sure. 71 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,560 He's the biggest selling comedian in the UK. 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,840 God knows what records he's broken. 73 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,720 His stuff online is brilliant, but then when you go see him 74 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,960 live you realise that the live stuff is actually just as good. 75 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:46,240 He is a legend of UK comedy and he's going to be back. 76 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:51,720 He's doing 5 SSE shows. He's coming back in September. 77 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,600 He's loved here like he is in so many places. 78 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,720 Just one of life's good guys as well. 79 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,800 So we'll talk about his successes on this episode and 80 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,440 how everyone's just so happy for him because he deserves it. 81 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,040 He works hard, works harder than anyone, and he's great. 82 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,880 Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy this Tea With Me episode 83 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,960 with the one and only Paul Smith. 84 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,440 Not the fashion designer we're talking just before this, but. 85 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,480 The last time we I know. You were on This is Over on the 86 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,360 The last time I saw you, you were having dinner in the 87 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,960 Clayton Hotel in Belfast. You were doing. 88 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,800 The Ulster Hall that night, Yeah, doing a headline show. 89 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,000 I was there with my mate Dave who runs. 90 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,360 Dave Elliot. Yeah, Dave. 91 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,640 Elliot, which is small comedy club upstairs above a bar. 92 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,600 Dave said. It was like getting a girl to go 93 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,200 over. Let me go, go over and ask Paul 94 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:44,040 if he'd do my club. That's kind of like at the bar, 95 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,280 you know, like playing with this bald hair. 96 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,160 I don't have her. And then I had to go over and I 97 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,440 introduced Dave and I said, look, I said to Dave, he's not 98 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,920 going to, he's doing the Ulster Hall. 99 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,440 He's not going to want to and he's on tour. 100 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,920 He's not going to want to come and do it, but we'll ask him and 101 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,120 I said if you want to drop into. Soft. 102 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,040 Faster. Because you were like, you're 103 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:06,600 like, I might do, but like I might do, but you know, I can't 104 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,320 commit to it or anything. And I said to Dave, Dave's like 105 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,120 he's suicide, but I don't think you'll do it. 106 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,200 And I said I don't think you'll do it. 107 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,440 And then the whole night was over at Pugs. 108 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,320 And then you just like showed up after doing, you know, 1000 109 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,600 people in the Ulster Hall. And it was like, you know, like 110 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,120 it's like someone showing up to five aside when they are up, you 111 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:28,080 know, sort of like, and then but you've got your boots, you know 112 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,080 what I mean? Like a full kit. 113 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,680 So Dave's like, Dave's like I've got to get him on. 114 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,120 She brings you on. And there was about going from 115 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,560 1000 people in the Ulster Hall. There's about 12-13 people in 116 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,200 pubs. And they did not find me funny. 117 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,240 Well, here's here's. Here's the thing. 118 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,400 Here's the thing. Then it was like a tough night. 119 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,360 You went on. People were sort of talking 120 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,160 amongst themselves and it was like, you know, you're chatting 121 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,400 the people in the audience. And I've, I've genuinely never 122 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,080 seen anything like it because you maybe did 20 minutes on the 123 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,360 1st 15. You were just talking to people 124 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:04,120 and then in the, I was like, there's no energy in this room. 125 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,440 And then it just started coming together. 126 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,880 And then it hit and the night was like almost over. 127 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:13,120 And then you brought it back and then everyone was into it and it 128 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,720 was just this like. All I was interested, that old 129 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,240 guy who really didn't want to laugh at me there was like, I'm 130 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,840 staying here so you fucking laugh at me. 131 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,400 That's what you said that. You said that I. 132 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,840 Think I'm called Joe. I remember. 133 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,720 This I don't give a you can all leave your staying and I'm 134 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,160 staying. It's not going to laugh at me. 135 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,640 It's. Like Mick Jagger doing a soul 136 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,720 about Madison Square Garden and then just Boskin and the subway 137 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,920 station. And it was, but it was great. 138 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:40,200 And I love, like, I love that when you're in a city and, you 139 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,320 know, you could just go and do the tour show. 140 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,680 But I want to do sports, I want to do clubs and that kind of, I 141 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,440 think if you, if you lost that desire to do that, can't yeah, 142 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,800 you're not going to do it every night on tour. 143 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,560 But. There's, I think it's important 144 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,040 as well to like I always try and shout out the local clubs and 145 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,360 stuff when I'm on stage because I think a lot of people come to 146 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,600 these talk shows, they don't realise there's comedy clubs a 147 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,480 lot of them, yeah. Or like that's the way you 148 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:04,240 really do see the best comedy. So I like to do that as well. 149 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,160 I asked you, do you have many tour dates left on this tour and 150 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,120 you said it's it's winded down, you have 100 left. 151 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,280 We run it downward. Slow. 152 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:16,560 How many dates is this alter? I think we it's a big game. 153 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,320 I think we were on 215 shows. It was. 154 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,880 Over like a year? Is this like a year? 155 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,360 Yeah, technically, yeah. But there was speed that there 156 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,680 was a bit of a gap. So there was like, I think 157 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,040 there's about 15 shows at the end of last year and then it's 158 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,480 all been since January, kind of just went really hard. 159 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,800 And roughly I met ballpark how many people will this to be? 160 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,520 And I sold 1/4 of a million tickets. 161 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,880 Not long ago I bought myself a McLaren, didn't I? 162 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:47,400 You know, the biggest compliment I can give you is you're the 163 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,640 you're the only person who can get away with, you know, show 164 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,480 when everyone because people that are into like myself and so 165 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,360 many people have seen you since, you know, you started putting 166 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,440 out clips and it's almost like this journey of comedy. 167 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:07,240 But then the cars have just gone up and you can post a vlog type 168 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,640 video of you picking up the keys to McLaren F1 and people like 169 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,520 Paul. Brilliant mate, well deserved 170 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,000 that kind of thing. If if. 171 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,680 If I post a video, if I posted a video of me by myself, a pair of 172 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,560 shoes that were £120, it'd be like you fuck, you're out of 173 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,320 touch. Change. 174 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:28,760 Yeah, I remember you. Were you've got that one my wife 175 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:34,400 bought me. She did shout at my wife, but 176 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,880 but yeah, that just shows how on board with you people are. 177 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:42,200 But see, doing like 1/4, I will talk about like the journey of 178 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,320 like from when you start because I did a gig with you about 13 179 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,240 years ago in the Crown Hotel in Liverpool. 180 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,120 Your long hair. You did. 181 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,320 General, can I am as an aside to that, yeah. 182 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,440 When you did that gig, right, you were supposed you were 183 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,280 supposed to come over about a year before that when we were in 184 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,640 a club called where we started in a club called MV. 185 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,680 Yeah. And you couldn't get over for 186 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,720 whatever reason. And there was a local act called 187 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,280 Andrew Kenny. It doesn't do it anymore. 188 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,920 It was, it was one of them acts. He was like, it was so hit and 189 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,040 miss. He was just like, but he was 190 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,360 just so keen. And he come down that night and 191 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,440 he's like, can I get on, please? We were like, no, no, Shane 192 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,800 Todd, son. And then you turn that you 193 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,000 couldn't make it. She's like, please can I get on? 194 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,960 We heard you can only go on if you're Shane Todd. 195 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:29,720 Yeah, so he went on and all just kept telling the jokes, but 196 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:34,120 dying on his ass and going I'm Shane told everyone and nobody 197 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:42,520 told you that had happened. So I thought you were so shit. 198 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,240 The people 40 was you imagine, remember that Shane had died on 199 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,800 his ass and we were like, yeah. Imagine the Live at the Apollo 200 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,960 hookers were in that night. I know we did feel bad about it 201 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,600 and nobody soldier. So when he came over I was like, 202 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,080 is anyone going to tell him now? I'm not telling him. 203 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,000 Is that why only now am I building some sort of reputation 204 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,440 in Liverpool? That's why I'm now figuring out 205 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,920 why people come to see me in hot water. 206 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,400 They're looking at each other like. 207 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,120 It's so different. What's this guy called Andrew 208 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,440 Kenny and he's not doing anymore? 209 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,080 No, no. Good. 210 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,920 Good, you know. What I'm going to start doing, 211 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,600 I'm going to start doing gigs in Liverpool as good as I can and 212 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:25,080 call myself Andrew Kearney and really set the bar so high for 213 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,920 him and make him go back and I don't. 214 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,760 Think you'd have to do gigs that big deal, yeah. 215 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,640 That's funny, I remember. He was a nice kid, he said. 216 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,520 Yeah. I remember that was when I'm 217 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,080 disorganised, but I've got better at it and I'm bad. 218 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,000 I don't know, but he used to be really, really bad and and I 219 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,840 remember asking for a gig in hot water and this was like way back 220 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,960 in the day would have been one of my first gigs outside of here 221 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,760 and getting a message from Ben Dear Paul who run hot water. 222 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,120 And it was like me, at what time will you be down, up? 223 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,920 And I was at home. Yeah, that must have been. 224 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,840 That must have been the. Time, yeah, I had, I had like I 225 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,040 thought it was a totally I got like the wrong month. 226 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,680 Or something. I think that's why, because Ben 227 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,200 seems like fucking prick, but I still can't. 228 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,720 You've got, you've got to be Shane's heart now. 229 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,160 Sure, I should have done that moment Me like I can't make it 230 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:09,560 over. I'm sorry. 231 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,160 I guarantee I wrote back me a traffics man, you know what I 232 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,640 mean? Like I couldn't just go I fuck 233 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,520 this. I'd still be trying to do still 234 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,920 be trying to do something. That's funny because I remember 235 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,680 there was a this makes so much sense. 236 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,360 There was a Twitter account set up like a parody of me. 237 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,120 Yeah, I think that was, and I kept saying about Catch Me in 238 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:33,520 Liverpool Tonight for months after that went on and he would 239 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,960 be like, I have a DVD coming out, it's called I've Done 240 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:43,640 Another bad. Set but it was so scary though, 241 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,240 I wish I had a video of it because it was so funny because 242 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,560 he just kept progressively getting shit there and going. 243 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:56,400 Shane told everyone. Oh God, I'm so sorry. 244 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,160 I did. I apologise. 245 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:03,280 I was like, yeah, maybe 13 years ago, was in a hotel, hot water 246 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,800 then. You had long hair, did you? 247 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,360 I've tried to block. Them. 248 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,360 Or maybe it was Andrea Kearney. Pretend the debate you. 249 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,880 Did that long? To be fair, No, I did that long. 250 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,000 And you thought that was me. Look, I was going. 251 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,400 You mean trying to find yourself? 252 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,920 Yeah. This is going to be my. 253 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,480 This is going to be my stage persona. 254 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,240 Yeah, I remember that gig because, yeah, it's one of the 255 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,600 first ones I've done. I said at home and I was buzzing 256 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,480 for it and it was great. It was great. 257 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,840 But you sort of gigs like come and go, so you just sort of 258 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,320 expect maybe come back and do this at some point, but you 259 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,000 don't expect hot water to kind of turn into that thing. 260 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,080 And when you look back at gigs you did back then, a lot of 261 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,240 people you look at on the line up like that guy aren't doing 262 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,840 stand up anymore. But that was like you Adam Row. 263 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,360 There's a couple other guys I remember that were on that are 264 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,320 still kind of gigging. Yeah, but yeah. 265 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,440 Why? Why did hot water as a club take 266 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,080 off so much? Why did that stick? 267 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,200 And so other. So many other. 268 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,160 Clubs, I think it's much the same as like if you look at the 269 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,640 Belfast like your comedy scene, everyone in the UK is like 270 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,600 obviously overwork in England study is talking about because 271 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,120 it's might be it, isn't it? They all sell arenas. 272 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,240 Yeah, like everyone of you is like massive though. 273 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,680 It's like there used to be at the end the machine of my school 274 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,280 that and it was like in the PE department of way away from 275 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,360 everywhere else. And if you put any coin into it, 276 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,400 you could pull a button down to get your change back and it 277 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,920 would give you double what you put in. 278 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,760 But I discovered this and never told anyone. 279 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,440 Why? Because it was giving me money 280 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,360 back and I was like, don't fix it. 281 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,880 I said if I tell someone, they'll fix it and it'll stop. 282 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,680 That's like our comedy scene here. 283 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,760 We're trying not to tell anyone about it because we're selling, 284 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,040 we're doing arenas. So we're like, don't let, don't 285 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,480 let anyone, don't question it. Don't do anything. 286 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,320 Just just get as much out of it as we can and let's keep going. 287 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,680 But but liver during Liverpool's like at 2. 288 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,680 I think we had the kind that because we all, we didn't 289 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,400 realise it was getting how big it was getting like the club and 290 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,320 we were all just like because it was a Sunday night club at 1st 291 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,640 and then it went to Sunday and Friday, then Friday, Saturday, 292 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,840 Sunday. So it was a full weekend but 293 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,800 like still a small club and the fees weren't great but like so 294 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,760 we couldn't really. And we had the competition in 295 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,920 the city so like people were putting embargoes on us. 296 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,000 We were struggling to get access certain times. 297 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,080 So we were all just gigging. I, I mean, I don't think I 298 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,160 missed the gig there in like what, in nine years? 299 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,760 And it got to the point where it was every night. 300 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,240 I was just gigging every single night, right. 301 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,080 And we were all just there, all the. 302 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,920 Time full time stand up. Yeah, just full time stand up, 303 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,280 but like it was wasn't the best money, but it was full time. 304 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,680 I wasn't doing anything else. So it was May Row, Rob Summers, 305 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,520 Tony Carroll. So all this like Scouse Axe. 306 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,760 Yeah, just getting loads of stage there. 307 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,680 Yeah, I'm in a place where we were kind of comfortable enough 308 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,080 to go, well, if I fuck up, if I can do any for the one here, 309 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,360 because if I fuck up, they're not going to go. 310 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,440 You're not coming back next week. 311 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,520 So I can just go on and feel free to just say whatever the 312 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,680 fuck I want. And it's a kind of, yeah, gave 313 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,920 us all that freedom. And once one of us were getting 314 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,200 better. Like I try, I wear my shows out 315 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,520 now. I did this by accident about 316 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,600 four years ago. I, I filmed me special in 317 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,080 November and then I never do tour shows in December because I 318 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,800 always do the Christmas runs of the club because it's good for 319 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,800 them. Like it's just they and because 320 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,600 they're, they're a bit mad and there's like fucking set 7 shows 321 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,320 a day. Yeah. 322 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,720 So that's always me. Adam Rowe, like Troy Hawk, just 323 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,920 like just Danny McLaughlin, just killers. 324 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,520 So like got to the got to the start film show in November, got 325 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,640 to the 1st of December. It was like 6 shows a day. 326 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,720 Like I'm doing sets. I'm gonna swap them now. 327 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,840 So I'm going to close some shows and stuff and I thought, fuck, 328 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,480 I've been something material. I've got no material. 329 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,160 I've just put a DVD out right And it's on sale. 330 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,840 Yeah. So now I can't go on and do this 331 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,760 stuff because I'm I'm quite like self-conscious about doing that. 332 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,560 So I was like, shit, what I'm going to do so far, I'm gonna 333 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,880 have to just do new stuff and we have to go go on after Adam Rowe 334 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,880 and Danny Mack and do new stuff, right and hope everyone doesn't 335 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,440 work. I'll come. 336 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,240 He's not as good in real life. Yeah, yeah. 337 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,640 So I went on. I make it was I was fucking 338 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,600 about for the first on by by the end of the first day, I was 339 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,520 like, I've got a solid 20. Like it's right, new 20. 340 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,720 And then by the end of that month, I had the new hour 341 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,480 because I had to, right? And then I was like, I would 342 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:10,000 never have chosen to do that. Do you mean do you mean to kinda 343 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,800 improvise more, riff more and not? 344 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,880 Half more and because you throw yourself in at the deep end you 345 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,720 have to kind of raise the baggage raised and you have to 346 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,120 that kind of meet it. You know what I mean? 347 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,320 So if you following Adam Row and Danny Mac doing new stuff, that 348 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,800 new stuff very quickly has to get very good, Yeah, or you're 349 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,960 just going to get booed off the stage. 350 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,160 So just, it seems to work. So that's how I do my new shows 351 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,280 now. I'll just get on them. 352 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,880 December Christmas shows that everyone's a cons. 353 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,440 Do you, do you think about the fact that Belfast has such a 354 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,680 good scene at the minute, Liverpool, places like Glasgow, 355 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:46,360 do you think that's like a like an industrial working class? 356 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,560 I think Docklands I've got I've got a mad theory about the fact 357 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,920 that it's like you got it because in a dockland city you 358 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,160 got a lot of mishmash of people got a lot of mishmash of men 359 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,040 together. And I'm not trying to be sexist 360 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,480 or yeah, historically would be mentor me. 361 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,920 And the way men seems because we're all Dick heads and 362 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,480 children, don't we can't like be open and go. 363 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,720 It's quite kind of scary being a new place, isn't it? 364 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,720 Right. So the best thing for us to do 365 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,920 is go. The only way we know, no, we're 366 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,240 not equal and we're not going to fight is I'll call you a Dick 367 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,240 head, you call him a Dick head. We all just take the piss out of 368 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,920 each other. And then once you've learned you 369 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,640 can take the piss and be at the pace taken out here in a way 370 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,800 that you can cope with, it kind of just settles out. 371 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,000 That's where the sense of humour comes from. 372 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:31,080 You know, that's such an interest in theory that you're 373 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,240 right because the stuff that works best in comedy clubs and 374 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:38,640 online is that kind of like quick fire replying to people 375 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,600 you do better than anybody else is is bouncing off the audience 376 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,640 when and kind of taking the piss, but in a respectful way, 377 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,560 you know, a line. Yeah, there's a line, Yeah. 378 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:55,120 And that you're right that it is kind of like being being like in 379 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,520 a workplace or something like that. 380 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:00,960 And maybe in places like London. No, it's easy to say like all 381 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,520 the scene in great gigs in London, but it's just massive. 382 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,520 There's two or three great gigs. But but if you did that there, I 383 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,440 think if you, if you went in and were like, all right, mate, 384 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,320 where'd you get that coat? People will be like, this is 385 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,520 this is horrifying abuse. You go to gaol, you go to gaol. 386 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,200 The gaol people be like don't. Do not assume this is a coat. 387 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,640 This is a shot. You know, you go to prison for 388 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,720 that. But like, I think people are 389 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,440 more people. That is more the way because 390 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,800 when I go to Liverpool or Newcastle or Glasgow or a few of 391 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,360 these other places, I don't really feel like I'm away from 392 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,960 home. Whereas when I'm in London and a 393 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,880 few other places, I feel far from even though I. 394 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,760 Feel the same, absolutely the same. 395 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,160 I feel much more to home in Ireland than I do. 396 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,440 Have you, like, you know, got into that Liverpool way of being 397 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,400 in hot water and doing solo shows and that kind of thing 398 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,920 where you just take the piss out of the audience? 399 00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,040 And have you ever gone to like another place in that mood and 400 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,400 find the audience to. Be like, hey, it's now it's I'll 401 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,560 get away with a bit more now because people kind of come 402 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,760 because they've seen that if anything, it's the other way 403 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,160 around. Whatever, Don't do it Enough 404 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,200 people go, oh, you didn't fucking take the piss out. 405 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,360 I mean, like you may. You were 800 seats back. 406 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,720 Yeah, I didn't know you were there. 407 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,080 People get really. He's not. 408 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,600 Taking the piss out of my. Shoes. 409 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,680 I messaged you before the show and John was in. 410 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,160 When you shout John out, that's what we should do. 411 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,960 See. See when you're doing a big 412 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,560 show, see if you read out all the requests people have for 413 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,040 It's My Birthday. Allison just got promoted. 414 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,520 See, if you read those out, you wouldn't have time for the show. 415 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,440 No, you just be. Not only that, if you if you 416 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,920 shows Allison's birthday, I was, Yeah. 417 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,000 And because 6000 people, statistically a lot of them 418 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,760 people have got a birthday and it's my birthday too. 419 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,840 Yeah. I made the mistake of doing it 420 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,920 when I first started because I'm a soft bastard of the sense of I 421 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,480 get these messages. And it wasn't used to getting, 422 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,400 like, messages like, that's. So I'm like, oh, yeah. 423 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,400 OK. Yeah, Allison. 424 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,200 But then they don't say fuck all back. 425 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,800 Yeah, because they don't know that's happening. 426 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:08,000 So I'm like, where's Allison? Is it Allison? 427 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,400 Yeah. Is Allison's best. 428 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,080 It's my birthday. I'll fuck off you. 429 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,640 Yeah, speaking like shadows gone wrong. 430 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,080 Me and William Thompson did a one off radio show on local 431 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,080 commercial radio last weekend playing like rave music. 432 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,040 Give people shout out. Someone wrote it, some like 433 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,720 woman wrote it because I didn't have time to like look at on the 434 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,520 WhatsApp and the radio studio, look at people's profiles, what 435 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,000 each other that kind of some some message comes in. 436 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,520 It says are you 2 showing like you're broadcasting from your 437 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,440 wee bedroom. So like a bit of a slag. 438 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:42,000 I reply on radio live. I said, we're not, we're not 439 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,280 doing it from our wee bedroom. We're we're broadcast from your 440 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,560 ma's bedroom. I mean, well, you're like, hey, 441 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,480 play a song. Text comes in as soon as that 442 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,080 song is playing straight away. My mother died a long time ago. 443 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,640 I was like Jesus. And then me and William are 444 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,840 sitting there. I'm like, we're going to get in 445 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,520 so much shit for this. Then another one text again 446 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,160 wrote. But this was her favourite song. 447 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,920 And it was like. It was like Hadaway, what is 448 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:09,600 love or something? So like, have you, you know, in 449 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,560 in with that crowd interaction and that kind of thing and 450 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,360 knowing where the line is? Have you ever done something 451 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,280 like totally innocuous or responded to someone and like 452 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,640 got like quite a bit of shit for it? 453 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,240 Or put a clip I did. Well, that clip went out 454 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,640 yesterday. It's from a couple of years 455 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,680 where the guy in front of a cancer. 456 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,160 Yeah, and I just immediately went wow, you selfish prick for 457 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,280 bringing that up. I was like, well, how fucking. 458 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,160 Why have you got to make this about you? 459 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,560 We all know it's we all know you've got cancer. 460 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,000 We've seen your Facebook. I always back. 461 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,280 It's malignant and you know your dad go and worry. 462 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,440 Where are you going with this? But you can't like I could see 463 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,920 him laughing. I could see his daughters 464 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,680 laughing at it. So like I'm and I could feel in 465 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,400 the room, it's going mad. So I'm like, you know, you play 466 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,360 in the room, right, Because if it's gone the other way and 467 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,960 gone, I'm so sorry to hear that mean. 468 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 It just would have created such attention. 469 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,040 Of course, I would have never been out to break. 470 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,640 So I actually just immediately go that way. 471 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,160 I could hear Danny. You know, it's funny when you 472 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,560 hear Danny Mac backstage crying, right? 473 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,880 So like this is all like this come off stage and a message. 474 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,400 Really. The camera guy, I was like, did 475 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,160 you get that? He was like, yeah, I went, I'm 476 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,760 not sure about that one, you know, and but then his daughter 477 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,760 message made me go. Thank you so much for. 478 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,000 That breaking their attention. In like a year, yeah. 479 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,920 So like I thought I was Sam put it out but because you clip. 480 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,360 Yeah. So like, you got 90 seconds to 481 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,080 get that in, so you're taking pauses out and shit like that. 482 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,560 So I'm like, fuck sake, man, fucking, I don't know about 483 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,640 this. Yeah, we put it out and fucking 484 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,520 Blair from the club because he's a fucking knob and he loves an 485 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,040 algorithm. He's just, he put too far. 486 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,000 Questionmark. You fucking love it. 487 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,440 You fucking love it. You're asking for. 488 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,120 Yeah. Watch these bad comments drive 489 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,320 this right up here. He put it. 490 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,520 I was again yesterday and people are going mad like people got 491 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,320 and then people are defending it and stuff like that. 492 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,040 Yeah, and it does help the clip. Or fuck me that it's terrified. 493 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,320 The only important thing there is was the guy laughing. 494 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:01,000 How he looked exactly I got him. He came back to the next. 495 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,280 I was there. I put him in a guy 'cause he's 496 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,680 because he he's in full remission, OK, I got a picture 497 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,280 with him yeah. People don't give a fuck about 498 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,920 that. And he goes on the threads and 499 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,880 and like defends me on the threads, right. 500 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,440 Yeah, So like, and his daughters are all defending me, but like, 501 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,840 now it's terrible. He said cancer. 502 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,000 I was like, it wasn't a joke about cancer. 503 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,880 Joke about him being selfish. You're bringing it up. 504 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,720 Yes, That wasn't a joke about. There's another one with him 505 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,680 again. I did Barrow and the show. 506 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,520 It started and I've been on a couple of minutes and I started. 507 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,480 So I'm like just chatting, like saying hello and stuff like 508 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,880 that. And then a guy just gets like, 509 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,280 I've sold this before. I'm pocket but a guy just gets 510 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,680 wheeled in like so slowly though since like so. 511 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,680 Have you seen it? Like so, so painfully slowly. 512 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,760 It seemed to to to only see the clip and not the context. 513 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,880 Seemed like you just started your set. 514 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,960 I have. Right. 515 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,280 So I've been on like literally 2 minutes, said hello, welcome to 516 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,200 the show. Then that happens and I'm like, 517 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,120 Sonny's getting pulled in and there's only disabled space 518 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,240 around the middle of the front row. 519 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,240 He's getting pulled into the space and he's like he's he's 520 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,760 it's a red rag. Yeah, yeah, And it all look and 521 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,760 I could just see them all going. What do you all think I'm going 522 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,840 to say? Like what do you think I'm going 523 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,800 to say so and so, but he's greatly his name's nearly 524 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,200 messaged me all the time and it was like, I don't make, you 525 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,440 know, like events of being better. 526 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,800 And I was like thankful save my life there. 527 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,720 But then I so. If he says no to that. 528 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:42,440 No, so I carried, but I carried on talking because I'm another I 529 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,040 cut it to the so there's two lads and a girl in the front 530 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,000 now. So I thought I'm going to move 531 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,480 away from that because I've got away with me. 532 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,720 So I started talking to the issue and it's like so I was 533 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,760 like I said this, this she misses and he went no, that's me 534 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,400 mum, but she looked quite young this woman, so she was tiny. 535 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,360 My fuck off. You're his mum. 536 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,720 He's fucking massive insurance. I know, Yeah, I went fucking Ali 537 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,360 must have done some damage coming out like you're looking 538 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:08,680 at the block and everyone just said and I was like, shit, I've 539 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:14,440 gone too far. It's the the the. 540 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,000 Subsequent debates in the comments is the wild thing. 541 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:23,000 Yeah, I put out a clip from this podcast and not that long ago 542 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,640 where I said to to two guests, I said would you rather, and this 543 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,920 is the way verbatim is kind of way I said it, would you rather 544 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:36,640 be bombed by like a like a small deck for 5 minutes or, or a 545 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,240 massive deck for one minute? I think that was the question 546 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,400 and when. You make for five and it's 547 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,400 definitely. Exactly. 548 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,560 Well, the more all these people kicked off, a lot of people 549 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,440 kicked off. But and then I kind of held my 550 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,600 hands and I realised I shouldn't, the one option should 551 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,480 have been the real answer, which is a medium sized deck for 2 1/2 552 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,640 minutes, right? But it kicked off massively. 553 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,520 All the comments of like, you know, this is homophobic this 554 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,920 and I'm, I shouldn't apply to comments. 555 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,400 I was like, you know, the guys that I'm asking like are both 556 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,760 not one of the guys who's not heterosexual, right? 557 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,360 So I was like, I'm not, it's not a conversation between three 558 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,680 straight guys. You know, there's a bit of a mix 559 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,920 here and the comments under it that started off like all good. 560 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,320 And then there was a few negative ones. 561 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,960 There was a little bit of back and forth. 562 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,800 And then a subsection of these comments just became like a 563 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,280 Royal Rumble for these gay guys being like some guys like, you 564 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,120 know, I find this really homophobic. 565 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,600 And then other guys like, I'm gay, I love this. 566 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,520 And then other guys like, well, you shouldn't, you shouldn't 567 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,000 love this being gay. Like, and let's get who do you? 568 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,960 Why are you the spokesman for gay guys? 569 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:48,840 And it was just, it was just a big gay storm and I was right in 570 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,480 the middle of it and I've never been happier. 571 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,840 And just sitting. I was like in a tornado of like 572 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,040 a big gay debate and I loved them. 573 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,520 And then there's these gay guys DM and we being like, yo, we've 574 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,480 you know, we've got your back. And then there's cheeky ones 575 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,240 being like, I've got your back eggplant emoji, you know, like 576 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,080 some gay guy was like, so I got some message. 577 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,640 Some guy being like, like, like if it ever came to it, he's 578 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,000 like, I'd suck you off. And I was like, we're not the. 579 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,360 It's not relevant to what we're saying here. 580 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,680 But I mean, it's just the worst thing you can do, I suppose, is 581 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,880 get in the comments. And sometimes I find it hard not 582 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,760 to not the reply and be like, I don't know how you don't see 583 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,120 this or if you have done something wrong. 584 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,520 I don't know. It's hard to like, obviously you 585 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,680 should just not say anything. Yeah. 586 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,400 The. Lunatics. 587 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,320 But yeah, people were a keyword like your counsellor thing where 588 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,920 like you. Yeah, people believe it's an 589 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,240 emotive thing. I can see why it's an emotive 590 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,120 thing. But like, I'm not you're not 591 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,600 watching this stuff. What do you think was? 592 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:51,200 Was there a clip you put out that kind of was the first thing 593 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,480 that like blew up for you and you remember what that clip was? 594 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,160 Yeah, I know exactly what it was. 595 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,360 It was. It's not, it's not, it's not 596 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,120 that. It's basically what it was when 597 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,280 we did when we first started filming at the club. 598 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,960 So we didn't have cameras or not. 599 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,160 And so Paul was like, I'm going to start filming clips and I was 600 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,520 like, no one's going to watch that. 601 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,440 What are you talking about? And he was like, no, And he said 602 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,560 we're going to film. So they had two camera guys in. 603 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,960 So I said, well, let's make it look like good, like live the 604 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,840 Apollo as much as we can. So while I was on, they were 605 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,960 filming the audience. So like cuts aways. 606 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,120 So I was joking with people in those early clips, like all the 607 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,160 laughs you can see, they're mine. 608 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,640 So I had to go out the 10 acts on a Monday night and they're 609 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,360 all getting like 5 minute video. So I had to just go on MC at the 610 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,680 start and then between the axe was just doing as little as it 611 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,200 possibly could to get the next act done. 612 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,000 Yeah, so it goes on. This guy had come off and I knew 613 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,840 the next guy was like he did one liners. 614 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,080 So I'm both to bring him on a guy. 615 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,240 He gets a brand in the middle of the front rooms goes the toilet. 616 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,440 So I thought I'm gonna have to stay here until he comes back. 617 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,520 When you're MC and you know, that's the most difficult thing 618 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,080 I'm seeing when you haven't got to fix time. 619 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,400 Yes. So you could you because it's 620 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,240 people go. How do you how do you get all 621 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,920 these things when you're MC and how how come you pick on PV so 622 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,920 quick and I don't It's a fucking trick 1 You only see the best 623 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,440 things I say because I put them all just clips. 624 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,680 Yeah, 2. Like if you come to the club, 625 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,360 people don't notice it, but you'll go out. 626 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,600 What's your name? I'm Jane. 627 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,840 Are you Jane? What do you do Jane? 628 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,360 I work in admin now. That's lovely. 629 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,400 Move on. No one remembers. 630 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,880 You've done that It's just so like you got that option. 631 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880 When you've got like a 10 minute. 632 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,960 But when you thought I don't know how long he's going to be 633 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,280 so but I just got really lucky? And I picked on this guy and 634 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,640 then what do you do anyway? I could Jaguar and his maiden 635 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,800 name like that. And I'm like, well, has he just 636 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,160 looked at you like a lion then? And his baby? 637 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,120 I mean, you, deaf host, I'll be. Here. 638 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,800 And he's right. He fucking does, doesn't he? 639 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,600 He sells me. And everyone just went mad 640 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,760 because he had the dead nice watch on and all that. 641 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,200 And I was like, What Car have you got? 642 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,400 He went to Range Rover. Like you deaf host, I'll be 643 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,160 here. So I'm jumping around. 644 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,680 Everyone's going fucking mad. And that was that was the clip. 645 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,000 Yeah, because it got his Jaguar Land Rovers massive in 646 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,640 Liverpool. So it got like shared around 647 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,480 their lows. But I went away 60th to Portugal 648 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,760 and I came back after like a week and Paul was messaging on 649 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,280 this clips come mad you know? And I was like yeah you just 650 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,800 don't, it just doesn't make any sense. 651 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,160 Yeah I came back and then I got back late, took the baby to 652 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,040 Tesco to get some milk and bread in there and it was like 3 653 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,160 fucking mad scally lads just followed me around Tesco's and I 654 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,960 was like got mugged in Tesco and then they were like at the end 655 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,000 of the aisles and I kept every time they were like always at 656 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,840 the end just looking down saying what the fuck is that? 657 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,680 And then a woman stopped me for a picture and then someone else 658 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,360 and then someone else. And then people, they all, they 659 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,640 came over and it was like a queue of people for pictures. 660 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,800 And I'm there with the baby thinking. 661 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,160 And he's just, it's, it's, I'm all right with it now. 662 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:32,680 Yeah. Yeah. 663 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,880 But it is weird at the time, you don't know how to be. 664 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,840 Yeah. He just had. 665 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,720 Two cameras going on one time, you don't know which one. 666 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,960 Yeah. And you're like, don't. 667 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,960 Look the one get the wrong camera but yeah, so we're not 668 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,640 did you is it difficult to like do you have a thing where you go 669 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,000 oh I want to put out a clip a week Is it like a formula type 670 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,680 thing I. Don't even, but I don't think 671 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,000 about that at all, right. I don't do any of that because 672 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,520 I'll be honest with you, there's no rhyme. 673 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,840 I keep messing him going because the stuff from Christmas. 674 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,280 Well, because I'll message him sometimes if I do the club 675 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,160 especially, I'll go at the boss bit there. 676 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,480 That was a funny bit. And so and and I've messaged him 677 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,560 every song. Where's that bit? 678 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,720 Oh yeah, it's in the queue. I'm like, that was December, he 679 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,680 goes. Yeah, oh, right. 680 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,440 OK, so I I don't, I think I can literally not work now for three 681 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,720 years and still get a clip a day out right of stuff no one sees. 682 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,320 You've you're like print. You've got a vault. 683 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,680 You know, the way Prince had like. 684 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,560 It's awesome. I don't know where it is. 685 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,320 It's awesome. Yeah. 686 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,360 I don't actually own any of it. I don't own myself at all. 687 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,840 I'm the most stupid business person ever. 688 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,400 Someone is very rich. I don't know if you've seen the 689 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,240 Elvis movie, but at the end when he's in Vegas, you in hot water 690 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,200 with cheeseburgers. I want somebody missing. 691 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,360 She was like, you know, this is you though. 692 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,080 Yeah. I was like, Oh no, it's going to 693 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,880 end the fucking. Just stick an MDMA me and push 694 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,640 him onto the stage every night. 5th, 5th show of the night. 695 00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:03,120 And I'm like, what do you do? Can't do this. 696 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,760 Anyone. You have no response. 697 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,160 To it, you're just asking them. What do you do? 698 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,520 But you know people. Would still love that, you know 699 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,040 what I mean? God, I know that was a 700 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:22,080 horrifying moment staying Captain Tom. 701 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,520 They just said you were the backdated bill. 702 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,360 Because he would do like some of the shit he doesn't. 703 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,880 That film probably would definitely do, you know, like 704 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,200 when he makes the badges go. And I hate, I hate Elvis. 705 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,880 I'm surprised he. Hasn't got. 706 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,920 He probably sent those. He probably starts putting 707 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,680 negative comments and go for combat. 708 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,880 This how he said this about cancer in it just to drive up 709 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:49,680 the algorithm. He's a fucking genius. 710 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,520 That's mad that like because we forget with doing the part we've 711 00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:01,200 done that many episodes of this podcast that, you know, when we 712 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,240 first started doing it, you'd maybe have a clip from a 713 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,320 podcast, but with tech talk and that algorithm picking up things 714 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,000 that are so short. You'd probably have like 20 715 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,640 things from nor long conversation. 716 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,360 And I could just be a sentence like some of the best stuff on 717 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,840 tech talk or Instagram nowadays is is like a sentence nearly. 718 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,840 So you if you are willing to go back, you probably there's a 719 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,480 treasure trove of stuff. But if you were didn't because 720 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,960 the way you boys were doing hot water, that's one thing over 721 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,640 here looking at it. I was always like so jealous of 722 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,280 them and so much admiration for was hot water at different 723 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,920 venues to the point where you'll be like I'm here at half seven 724 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,520 and then I've got to run down the street and do 10 minutes 725 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,280 there. That's cool. 726 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,280 And then and that was because that's. 727 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,360 A. Pass each other on the way. 728 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,480 Yeah, just like we we high 5. What would it? 729 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,120 Because I got a marathon. You're getting a legacy in 730 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,480 sport, you're just getting a Greg's. 731 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,680 Is always a pint. Yeah, pints again. 732 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,760 Do you? Do you? 733 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:01,880 Do you drink on tour night? Sometimes I've been trying not. 734 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,880 I'm training for the fights. I'm trying not to. 735 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,480 I, I this, I come up, I can't resist the Guinness, especially 736 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,960 here because like you just can't get Guinness like that. 737 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,960 I know everyone says it, but you just can't get Guinness like 738 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,800 that back home. Yeah. 739 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,960 So I come here and I'm like, I'll just have one Guinness and 740 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,560 then I fucking. When is your? 741 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,600 Messy November the 4th. MM AM. 742 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,120 MA. Full and it's gonna. 743 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,000 Like keep getting paddled because I've got, I've got the 744 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000 shittest gay leans ever, right. And people keep commenting on it 745 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,960 because I keep emitting pads and stuff every day. 746 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,560 Yeah. And always like this. 747 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,679 Yeah. So it looks like I've got the 748 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,960 fucking BTS or something. So I just picked that guy. 749 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,560 I was like, fucking hell, I'm a baguette. 750 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,000 How many people will be there for the fight? 751 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,719 I don't know. It's in the iodine. 752 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,000 So it's like 18,000 seater. I don't know. 753 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,360 I mean, I just, I don't know. I don't know how he's going to. 754 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,920 We did comedians, charity, boxing, and that was to 1000 755 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,760 people. Yeah. 756 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,840 And like we're still talking about like any excuse to like it 757 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,800 was the best thing and people probably watch or like stop 758 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,920 talking about that. It's the the because it's the 759 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,600 adrenaline is similar to standard, but it's a totally 760 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,480 news thing. Yeah, yeah. 761 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,480 It just like it consumed everyone, that it consumed their 762 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,880 lives, Yeah. Because Paddy was going to come, 763 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,440 Paddy said. He's because Paddy was over, he 764 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,480 was going to, he was going to come and do some pads and spy 765 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,760 with me a little bit. But yeah, I think he just you 766 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,320 think he went this bar when he was over there, went to our spar 767 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,440 when he was over there. I. 768 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,040 Think I was it either being disappointed spas are not as 769 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,080 good as yours right now. What is it? 770 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,120 Our sparse house This A. Question I want to ask what? 771 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,120 Does our spar have? Want to know in Southern Ireland 772 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,840 they have like delis and stuff and yes the food and those spas 773 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,400 is better than restaurants back home. 774 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,040 I say I look for. I swear I had like 3 sandwiches 775 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,280 a day out of one of them spas one day. 776 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,600 I'm just picturing you sitting down do a jam bond with like 777 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,720 proper like, you know, like proper napkin, proper cutlery 778 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,080 being a dish like this down South. 779 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,960 So they have and you know, United Ireland gets to beat it a 780 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,400 lot. But I don't think people ever 781 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,960 consider this. See the cheese they have in 782 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,560 their delis? I don't know what it is, but 783 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,240 it's a lot of it's like grated cheese, but it's a lot of 784 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,160 different colours. Mixed cheese product. 785 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,640 Mixed, there's a Leinster in there or Leicester in Leinster. 786 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,120 There's a cheddar, there's a there's a baby bell, you know 787 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,800 the the like. So why are they? 788 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,080 That's what I'm saying and there's this some cover up. 789 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,200 Why are they so sick? You know what's going on with 790 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,440 the cheese. I would need to find out before 791 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,160 I made a decision. On any kind of yeah, yeah, 792 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,960 unification of the it's. Strange like it's. 793 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,440 Unified the cheese. Yeah, they won't. 794 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,560 Like, they won't talk about it. They will not talk about it. 795 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,920 Yeah, someone you know, when you're in Dublin, next to 796 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,760 whatever, just ask the audience. There'll be a deathly sentence. 797 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,880 What's going on with the cheese? What's going on with the cheese? 798 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,760 We stick the we just have the one cheese, you know what I 799 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,760 mean? We'll tell you what to cheat. 800 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,200 But anyway, it's. Just called cheese. 801 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,720 We just have cheese. Straight up cheese and cheese. 802 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,160 You mentioned earlier about you sent about the cat wanting the 803 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,400 cameras and hot water to look like live at the Apollo. 804 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,200 Yeah, we don't do that anymore. We decided against that. 805 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,680 What do you? Because we talk the audience out 806 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,560 again. Because everyone goes. 807 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,080 I don't want to be. Enough to do, all right. 808 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,360 Yeah, well, maybe. Even if you like because you put 809 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,240 signs of going, you are agreeing to be in the video by being in 810 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,960 the audience. Yeah, but you just I'm not 811 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,640 saying this is bad, but the amounts we were going to give me 812 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,800 mental health problems that yeah. 813 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,800 And you go fuck bastard. Yeah, or like Liverpool be the 814 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,680 same as Belfast would be a lot of guys coming up to me being 815 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,400 like me. I can't be blur my feet. 816 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,840 I'll give you £50 to blur my face because I shouldn't be, you 817 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,560 know, out. But did I want to ask you about 818 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,000 live of the Apollo? Because in 1/4 of a million 819 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:44,480 tickets I don't know who, if anyone, sells more tickets than 820 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,320 you in the UK. Must have, I don't know. 821 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,280 But when you look at live at the when you look at live at the 822 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:57,840 Apollo, you know, I automatically go, well, why are 823 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,600 you? Why do you? 824 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,120 Why are you not being offered your own TV show and this and 825 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,520 that? Or if you no interest in that. 826 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,600 I'm bit funny about live the Apollo we. 827 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,480 I just use that as an. Example we chatted about it, I 828 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,960 chatted to a guy about it who pitched me for it and they were 829 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,560 interested but I said that I wouldn't do any material on it 830 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,280 right because I don't feel comfortable letting them have 831 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,960 control of my material. I've done this for 18 years and 832 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,440 I structure those stories in a particular way. 833 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,200 So if you're going to start cutting bits out, I don't trust 834 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,960 that you know what you're doing, right. 835 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,480 So like, I'm not, and this is not me slagging anyone off. 836 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,000 I'm just saying like, absolutely right. 837 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,040 I don't, I don't listen to. It's just I feel like you've got 838 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,920 your own specific voice. So I I've got really good 839 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,560 comedians who give me points on stuff and I kind of just, it 840 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,800 never fits him at what I'm saying. 841 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,960 Yeah. So I'm kind of a bit funny about 842 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:49,800 that. I don't like them having the 843 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,760 control. They could represent your stuff. 844 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,280 Yeah, yeah. They just, they cut it in 845 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,800 different ways. And so I said, so they were 846 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,000 said, would you consider going on and doing crowd work? 847 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,880 Which I considered for a minute and I was like, oh, that would 848 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,040 be quite interesting doing it. But then I've got nothing to 849 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,320 gain from it because my videos get more views than love the 850 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,080 Apollo and I decide how they're cut together. 851 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,360 And also like, it's, it's a weird situation. 852 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,480 Love the Apollo. You're in there. 853 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,120 The daytime when you film it, the lights are all up in the 854 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,000 audience for good time. Yeah, yeah, They film it in the 855 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,320 day. So because they filmed them all 856 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,080 in one day, don't they? So there's like 5 shows in a 857 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,720 row. OK so like it's it's a tired 858 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,960 crowd. They're not really Again, you're 859 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,600 gonna have the same problem with people as if I pick on someone 860 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,840 and get a really good bit, but I make someone look a bit stupid, 861 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,880 they're not gonna be on a bit live the Apollo get made to look 862 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,720 stupid or. And there might be a celebrity. 863 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:41,200 Called them a non so if you. If you make and see Harry a cry 864 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,200 or something. Yeah yeah, your food shit you 865 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,920 and you'd really constrained the way you're gonna go like and 866 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,360 what you're gonna say like the the the best bit like going back 867 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,200 to the if that thing happened with the cancer which was 868 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,600 absolutely the right thing to the other room if that happened 869 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,160 at live the Apollo. They would. 870 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,280 They wouldn't put that. Absolutely no. 871 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,200 They'd stop the show. I think they'd just stop. 872 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:58,640 Yeah. No, no. 873 00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,960 And then I'd never be invited back. 874 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,120 Yeah. But yeah, so I'm a bit like just 875 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,800 a bit dubious. I've, I've had a few people 876 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,400 approach me about TV stuff, but I've said I won't do stand up on 877 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,760 selling just unless you want to put my special out. 878 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,200 Yeah, Yeah. Entirety. 879 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,880 Then you can buy that if you want to buy it. 880 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,920 But it it's funny how like when you start out, I don't know 881 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,960 about you, but personally, me and the comedians are meets with 882 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,440 here. That's all we talked about was, 883 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,760 you know, the time was Michael Mcintyre's comedy or live at the 884 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,640 Apollo. That was the pinnacle. 885 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,680 That was that was validation. That was like, I'll know I've 886 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,320 achieved something when I've done stand up on TV on a show 887 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,800 like that. And then over time, especially 888 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,640 nowadays, that changes where you look. 889 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,320 I personally look at something like that as like a, oh, that 890 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,040 would be like a nice bonus That would be like, that would be 891 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,840 cool to do that. But I used to actively pursue 892 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:59,320 stuff like that so much to the point where I made my ACT as TV 893 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:04,560 friendly as possible. And it's not and was, you know, 894 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,120 like I'm not you wouldn't watch my set and go. 895 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,480 He couldn't be on TV. There's some stuff you can't use 896 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,040 that not. But the second like I felt 897 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,560 personally that I stopped trying to be what I thought ATV 898 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,640 producer would like. Yeah. 899 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,240 Then I started to enjoy my own stand up so much more. 900 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,840 So it's it's too difficult to do that. 901 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,520 You can't really like they asked me because the guy was really 902 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,440 pushing going what would you what would you like? 903 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,000 You must I said I haven't got any material I could do. 904 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,160 I'll have the Apollo, like none. And they were like, you must 905 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:33,760 have. I went. 906 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,840 I said OK, I said I'll cut the most live of the Apollo bit at 907 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,600 most last show and send it here. This has never been released, so 908 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,000 you could use it if you want to use it. 909 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:47,920 And it was a piece about getting pegged by me missus, a really 910 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,880 graphic piece about what it feels like to be pegged by your 911 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,840 missus. And he just went, yeah, you're 912 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,040 right. Yeah, he said this is no one 913 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,120 else. I'll say well, the rest of it's 914 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:02,520 about taking DMT. So like if you want to go down 915 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,480 that road that's worse than this bit. 916 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,360 Yeah, yeah. So he was like, Oh yeah, I see 917 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,040 what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, you can't It's it's 918 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,720 it's stand up not fun there like that. 919 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,720 If you it's just no fun you. Have all the questions? 920 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:19,160 No. So this is how I know it's 921 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,080 probably that small Dick for 5 minutes is much better. 922 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,040 What size was? Well, do you know what every 923 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:34,560 good story about this I tell you about taking one of the bus I 924 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,680 carry around and it was it was probably the greatest time and I 925 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,880 not being pegged, which was actually better than a force. 926 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,160 It was going to be born. We were talking about this we 927 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,920 got because we got a like a thing. 928 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,600 There's a local de sponsored a couple of like sponsor Freddie 929 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,280 Quinn's podcast and the call Taylor too. 930 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,200 So we end up getting some stuff off them and he sends it across 931 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,680 as like a finger. And I was like, oh fucking hell. 932 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,600 So I got it out and I was like, it's like 6 inch build up like 933 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,080 thing with around the end. But I've always said I've said 934 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,640 that on stage. I've always left said me decks 6 935 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,760 inches, 6.2 inches leans a little bit to the left. 936 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,000 I've said it a few times in jokes. 937 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,600 So I was like, I think bigger than that. 938 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,560 And she was like, yeah, I think it is. 939 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,560 Yeah, I actually got a real that mentioned me there and it was 940 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,720 bigger than I thought it was. I had an extra like I was 7.4 941 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,720 inches inches. Yeah. 942 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,320 And I was like, so I've gained, I've gained 1.2 inches. 943 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,600 Sorry I I could have said 9 points. 944 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,000 Let me let me open that. Let me open that into a subset. 945 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:35,520 So I'll do you for a minute. Let me, let me give me, give me 946 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,600 one. You're McLaren, you can do it 947 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,400 for. 2. Let me ask you this. 948 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,120 Go. To know the actual size, do you 949 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,720 not think? And I don't want to get into it 950 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,680 like I did with the southern cheese. 951 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,360 Different size every day. Different size every No well, I 952 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,480 mean dependent depending if you're an erector though yeah 953 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,200 no, your climate because it. Depending on climate. 954 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,440 No, I don't think that affects mood. 955 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:03,640 Action Altitude. We'll get the tough amount. 956 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,040 It's smaller. My. 957 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400 The Mama I was at sea level at the time. 958 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,600 If you look and you if you were if. 959 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,040 You were at the top of my mouth. If you're a Misha Pichu. 960 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,240 Yeah, I'm allowed to match your Pichu. 961 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,760 I'm not right. It'd be a different measure. 962 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:22,880 There's no, I've, I've said this before, I think a standards, I 963 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,640 think you can have a is. This how you're trying to 964 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,240 justify having a small Willy that you live. 965 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,840 Yeah, but if I was to go below sea. 966 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,120 It'd be massive. I just mean. 967 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,680 If you went enough, somebody in down to the. 968 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,280 Tight I think at. Least that's what happened to 969 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,960 that. So all the Dicks got that big. 970 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,600 That's how I find it. But what I'm saying is I'll 971 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,240 minute. Some days I go, Oh no, oh, ruins 972 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,080 my day when I look, you know. And then some days where I go, 973 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,000 happy days. Happy. 974 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,800 Days I think it's fair, but maybe that's just me, but. 975 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,400 OK. No, I don't actually don't know. 976 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,400 That's interesting, right. I will, I will. 977 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,400 I will look into that. So, so so you. 978 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,360 You realise it was 6 inches? That was to answer your 979 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,920 question, But yeah, yeah, just it. 980 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,480 It allowed me to discover I had a bigger Dick than I've always 981 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,920 thought I had, which is a great day. 982 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, maybe it was just at sea 983 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:19,280 level and it was in a good mood, yes, but I don't think it wasn't 984 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,120 a good mood because I was about to get bombed by me misses so. 985 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,840 Probably trepidation and what do you? 986 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,600 What do you? What's the chat after that then? 987 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,120 Oh, there's no chat, right? There's no one wants to see the 988 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,160 carnage. There's a lot of poo. 989 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:40,160 A lot of poo. More poo than you've ever been 990 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,560 comfortable showing someone else. 991 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,840 If I like. I thought I was clean. 992 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,160 I really made an effort there. I got the showerhead and 993 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:48,920 sprayed, Don't we? Boom. 994 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:49,600 Right. OK. 995 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,240 Just take like. Yeah, yeah, you know what I 996 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,480 mean? Yeah, there's more poo than 997 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,000 Forth is going to be white sheets as well. 998 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:01,160 But too many, yeah. Anything coming up or any Thank 999 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,560 you. Thank you for sharing that with 1000 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,960 me. Yeah, you made me comfortable 1001 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,200 enough to. Share I genuinely thought you 1002 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:13,240 want to say you made me calm and I was like, if I knew that and 1003 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,400 then we had to keep doing the pot, I think so much made it be 1004 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,640 weird. But if I knew you'd just come 1005 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,880 and we were just talking face to face, I'd feel weird about it. 1006 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,480 I'll be honest, I'd feel weird about it. 1007 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,440 I don't know because it would be like. 1008 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,440 You feel happy though. No, I'd be more happy than that. 1009 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,240 But it wouldn't. That wouldn't I would then see 1010 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:38,040 that as a gift that I had like when I make I want to ask you 1011 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:43,360 about more about the the idea that you know, you're selling 1012 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,760 that many tickets you're doing that big of a tour. 1013 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:50,920 Do you think I look at someone like Jerry Cinnamon, right. 1014 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,360 And I, I'm a huge fan of Jerry Cinnamon, not just his music, 1015 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,080 but the way he is so independent. 1016 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,040 And I see you as exactly the same. 1017 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,240 And that you have, well, I thought you were totally 1018 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,880 independent. Now I know that Paul and Ben, 1019 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,480 they own 100% of it. You're the least independent. 1020 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,680 Guy, just let me get a picture in front of it. 1021 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,640 They will not poo. They came out, you know what I 1022 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,160 mean? That's there. 1023 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:27,800 But do you think that that people that helps people really 1024 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,760 buy into you because they know that, look, this is a guy that 1025 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,160 doesn't have these big broadcasters behind him? 1026 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,160 Yeah, big. Agencies and that kind of thing. 1027 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,960 The nicest that are people. I'm not sure how much people 1028 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,400 realise that, to be honest. I think in the world now 1029 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,960 evidence, evidence being consumed through social media. 1030 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,600 So everyone seems kind of the same. 1031 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,840 But I think the nice thing is about like comedians like it 1032 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:56,440 kind of yeah, it's kind of a lot of comedians are really like, 1033 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,240 nice about like how successful you are. 1034 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,560 I mean, that's to your face. I don't have to be in a company. 1035 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,040 And you were. But people seem genuinely happy 1036 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,440 that, yeah, that I'm doing well. And they that's, that's, that's 1037 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,600 a really nice, it's nice from comedians and people that you 1038 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,640 work with and you feel like that. 1039 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:14,800 Yeah, that's almost like, you know, you get a you get a stand 1040 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,360 ovation with the audience, but and you'll be like, yeah, it's 1041 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,000 good. And then you're made to was 1042 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,240 watching show. Could be you had a really good 1043 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,680 set tonight and that's like the thing you're like, especially if 1044 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,040 it's a meet you can bank on giving you the real opinion. 1045 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,720 Yeah, yeah. You know, like, I always 1046 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,080 remember, like, as I was saying before when I did that bit and I 1047 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,160 had Danny Mac laughing like scream and laughing backstage. 1048 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,120 Yeah, he's a hard man to make laugh. 1049 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,320 Yeah. So like. 1050 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:39,600 Or comics, like being, being at the back of the room. 1051 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,960 Yeah, I did Dublin Comedy Festival last year and Tommy 1052 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,440 Tiernan was at the back of the room. 1053 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,000 Now he's there for, but I think he's just walking through. 1054 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,440 But he was there, you know what I mean? 1055 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,200 He was laughing. I was like somebody heard I'd 1056 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,800 say. And he walked in laughing. 1057 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,480 And then he stopped laughing as he walked through and walked on. 1058 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,480 But he was. Just coming, you know. 1059 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:03,560 But he's a fan has them have you got like, say props from a 1060 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,760 really well known comedian or committee and you're a massive 1061 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:12,480 final that meant a lot to. And one an amazing moment was AI 1062 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:17,440 got a random phone call and I was, I didn't know it was and 1063 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:21,600 like I missed the call and I rang it back and he as I knew 1064 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,600 immediately, as soon as the voice says it was John Bishop. 1065 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,280 And I was like, I went hello, I meant hello. 1066 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,440 And he answered that. I won't do an impression, but he 1067 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,640 answered the phone. He went to stop Paul. 1068 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,360 Yeah, he went to John Bishop. I went hello mate. 1069 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,120 It OK like that. I was like events. 1070 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,080 I'm not going to lie to you Paul, I'm having a shit. 1071 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,280 I'll call you back in 5 minutes. Hello. 1072 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,240 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1073 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,000 John Bishop just called me while he was on the ship. 1074 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,360 But yeah, he called and he spoke. 1075 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,400 We spoke for those. There's only met him. 1076 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,560 I've met him once before. I met him on the first gig I 1077 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,520 ever did outside the bill. He didn't even remember it. 1078 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,640 We end up chatting about it and I went on stage and I was a bit 1079 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,920 nervous since I've left just outside Manchester and I went on 1080 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,120 and a guy heckled me for being Scouse immediately and I kind of 1081 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,320 didn't really deal with it and just did me certainly the right. 1082 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,360 And then he went on at the end of 45, he was meant to be doing 1083 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,680 like a little Edinburgh preview and he just went before the 1084 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,800 stars. He picked on a Scouse lad and 1085 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,240 just to annihilated this guy. And I remember thinking because 1086 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,480 John Bishop in a room is fun, like phenomenal. 1087 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,840 Yeah, an amazing MC sort of MCA few times he was so quick. 1088 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,680 And I just remember watching it going, how is he doing this? 1089 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,280 Like, how is he just making this up? 1090 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,160 Yeah, on the spot. And it's just killing it. 1091 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,000 So he's just, he just destroyed this guy. 1092 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,720 And so he had he called me up and was just like, it wasn't 1093 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,200 even like being like condescending. 1094 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,440 He was just like asking me how I was and how I was dealing with 1095 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,000 it all. And it was just such a nice 1096 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,960 thing for someone to do. And he cheques in from time to 1097 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:50,560 time. Yeah. 1098 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,200 Same with Jason Manford as well. He's he's been dead. 1099 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,240 Lovely. Yeah. 1100 00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:56,800 They're probably the mothers too. 1101 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,360 Do you or let me ask you this, who has anyone like shared a 1102 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,240 video or have you have you seen like an Instagram like from 1103 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,200 someone that. Jeremy Piven followed me. 1104 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,680 From Entourage. From Entourage, right, He don't 1105 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:14,920 stand up me well and I was like, I fucking love Entourage me to 1106 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,360 fuck some like fanboy and fuck. I was like Jeremy Pivens just 1107 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,000 followed me. I was, I was like 10 minutes 1108 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,160 before I was going to go on stage and I was like Jeremy 1109 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,160 Pivens, follow me if you're. Going to tell me he he messed 1110 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,680 you back. Said I'm having a shit on the 1111 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,160 home. Wait. 1112 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,000 It's but as a message them I was like may up. 1113 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,000 Thank you so much for the fellow big 5 this big long message was 1114 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,440 thinking I don't like that appreciate it so much scene and 1115 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,560 I was like he's seen it never message you. 1116 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:49,440 By message him right now, message him right now, please 1117 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:54,640 message him right now and just say how are the gigs going last? 1118 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,040 Just say hi. Are the gigs going? 1119 00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,600 Like mate, you know what, I'm half scared that he's unfollowed 1120 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,320 me. I'm gone. 1121 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,320 Oh my God. If he's unfollowed me, I'll be. 1122 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:03,920 Devastated. No. 1123 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,360 OK, don't. Just I'm going to look. 1124 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,440 I'm going to. Look, I'm going to don't what 1125 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:13,640 say you're OK, just say just say Jeremy comma. 1126 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:19,440 Hope all's well a lot question mark. 1127 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,880 I'm not here. Oh, but I'm not going to lie, my 1128 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,520 man, I'm a I'm fumbling card. Yeah, thank you for the follow. 1129 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,040 I'm a massive fan. Hands together, hands up, heart, 1130 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,640 emotion. I think you came all way too 1131 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:38,000 strong. And it's seen and then no 1132 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,080 response. OK, don't reply. 1133 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,280 Don't reply. Yeah, you still follow me 1134 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,040 though. You follow each other on 1135 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,440 Instagram. Hey, big boy. 1136 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:53,160 Yeah, I'm doing tea with me. Just say hope the gigs are going 1137 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,120 well. That question mark. 1138 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,360 How are the gigs going? Hands together? 1139 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,840 Muscle emoji. Muscle emoji. 1140 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,400 If he replies, we're doing a video chat, we're doing a video 1141 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,560 chat. I had. 1142 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,960 I wish I could say I had something, someone of that 1143 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:25,440 level, but I did a ABBCTV stand up thing during lockdown. 1144 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,400 It was called stand up for live comedy on them. 1145 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,560 It was on BBC Three and then it was showing like BBC Two like 1146 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:35,240 11:00 on a Wednesday night. And I still kind of thought, you 1147 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,200 know, this is going to be good. I had a good set out and I went 1148 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,880 it's going to be good. It's going to open doors. 1149 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,720 The one thing that came from it was I checked Twitter the next 1150 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:49,320 morning and I had a tweet from a big name and Twitter verified 1151 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:55,320 celebrity Nick Knowles. This guy, something like this 1152 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:59,520 guy was great love to said. I hit him with a follow, waited 1153 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,320 for the follow back. Send him a DM Nick. 1154 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,560 Appreciate it mate. I'll be gigging in London soon 1155 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,280 if you fancy it. He peven me, He peven me. 1156 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,560 Heaven. Ah, he. 1157 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,840 Peven me Imagine we get to somehow do a show in the future 1158 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,840 and Peven and Knowles are front row. 1159 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:24,320 Peven and Knowles, they were headed off massively I tell you, 1160 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,120 I know this guy who was a producer on BBC and he vaguely 1161 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,640 knew Nick Knowles. He'd worked on a show with him 1162 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,200 because I, I mentioned this to this guy and he went I got Nick 1163 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,920 Knowles story. He said I vaguely knew Nick 1164 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,360 Knowles we're going to show together and on the last day 1165 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,320 Nick Knowles was like, I had a bag of them he's like, I got 1166 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,520 some new head shots done like professional portrait head shots 1167 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,320 and the guy went on nice one Nick knows showed a moment what 1168 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,440 do you think? And the guys like, yes, really 1169 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,760 nice and Nick knows when you can keep up 1 and I wish. 1170 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,680 That's what I want. Nick Knowles headshot. 1171 00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:00,120 You should do that. Do you do? 1172 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,960 You like because I I've seen Jeremy pivot. 1173 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,960 I haven't seen him do accept, but I've seen him when I've been 1174 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,320 in the states, have seen him on the bill on like, you know, I. 1175 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,120 Didn't know he did stand up and. Stand up. 1176 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,360 Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's why. 1177 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,480 Maybe that's why he followed. He drops in some clubs. 1178 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,440 Have you gigged outside of you can? 1179 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,960 Have you done Europe shows you've done with? 1180 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,920 The try, I really tried to get a little European leg, so I said, 1181 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,720 but it just didn't pan out time wise. 1182 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:25,280 But we're going to put some European shows on like Northern 1183 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,480 Europe into like Scandinavian into Germany. 1184 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,240 I've gigged in Germany once, but it was on me, stagged there and 1185 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,040 I was under instruction not to be funny at all. 1186 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,520 On your stag on. Me fair stag do you? 1187 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,000 In a comedy. Club in a comedy club. 1188 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,680 And your mate said don't be. Funny. 1189 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:45,600 The challenge was I had to not be funny at all. 1190 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,400 I couldn't tell a joke or ask anyone what he did. 1191 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,120 I had to literally be as boring as I possibly could be. 1192 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,640 And I still did better than most of them. 1193 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,680 And. Then Freddie Quinn went on. 1194 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,520 It was like I'll jump on and then did his absolute gold right 1195 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,280 after me, just the fucking right and start out like you fun 1196 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,960 snake. But what about this The States? 1197 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,760 Because you would have plenty of fans. 1198 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,440 With them, yeah, I think we could do a little. 1199 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,800 I really would love to go to Australia and Canada. 1200 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,760 I think America's a tough one to do, a told him. 1201 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,840 Because it's really hard to get work visas and stuff. 1202 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,480 I think there's problems around that. 1203 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,760 But yeah, it's just, it's time with me. 1204 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,480 Yeah, with the kids. I have my kids after week and 1205 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,240 then I, I was told Wednesday to Saturday. 1206 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:28,640 So getting that there or taking that time out would be a bit of 1207 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,480 a nightmare. And so Europe would be fine. 1208 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,280 I really do want to. I want to gig in Europe just to 1209 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,320 see how the cat. It's weird, like Southern 1210 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,440 England really struggle with my accent, but like Ireland and 1211 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,880 Northern Europe seem to be really tuned into it for some 1212 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,440 reason. So people will understand you 1213 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,920 more in Munich than London. Yeah, people understand 1214 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,160 definitely Denmark people. People can understand Scouse in 1215 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,720 Denmark so well. I don't know why. 1216 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,760 Yeah, so I'm. Trying to take Dan Agger, maybe 1217 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,520 that's why, you know, play for Liverpool. 1218 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,800 He's. David, maybe. 1219 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,120 And yeah, I'm all being so yeah, yeah, maybe. 1220 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,880 Maybe there's something in? That, I think it's probably our 1221 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,160 accent came a lot from their accent in there, yeah. 1222 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,520 So it's probably something to do with that. 1223 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,600 What are things that you what's like a project outside of stand 1224 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,800 ups that you would love to do? Still may be related to comedy 1225 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,360 but is there like a self funded series you'd love to do or? 1226 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:27,480 I don't know, I'm ADHD pressure. I'm just like every so often I 1227 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,240 go, I really want to write a film, right? 1228 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,880 And I'll just buy a new laptop. I need the new laptop for that. 1229 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,840 And now I need I need final fucking draft or whatever it's 1230 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,720 called spendable 3 grand. Is it there? 1231 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,760 Type for a minute and go, yeah, I'm bored. 1232 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,240 Go back to stand up because the fucking, I know what I'm doing. 1233 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,040 Yeah, I thought, yeah, I would love to. 1234 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,680 I'd love to. I've done a little bit of acting 1235 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,000 and I would like to act a bit more. 1236 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,600 Yeah, I found, I found that quite interesting. 1237 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,680 It was really jar on the face. You know when you're doing loads 1238 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,400 it takes and you're like, I've just said that. 1239 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,880 Because we stand up. Yeah, yeah. 1240 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,440 Like you can't do that with stand up. 1241 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,600 Yeah, it's done. You do it and it's done. 1242 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,280 Do you like like you seem to me? I'm probably like you say it is 1243 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,600 because you have so many clips that just keep coming out. 1244 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,680 It looks like you're doing stand up 24/7. 1245 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,840 Do you like taking time off and having? 1246 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,280 No, I like the idea of taking time off. 1247 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,600 Yeah, really like the idea of taking time off. 1248 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,320 And then I'm off for three days and I annoy you from now because 1249 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,440 I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah, because she'll just sit by 1250 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,840 a pool. She'll just sit by a pool and be 1251 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,760 dead happy. And I'm like, what Time's 1252 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,840 dinner, right? It's 11:00 in the morning. 1253 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,600 Paul, you like activities? You like activities? 1254 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,400 I don't even like activities now. 1255 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:41,400 I just, I like to, I don't know, I need to be gigging. 1256 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,440 If people aren't looking at me, I'm not happy, right? 1257 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,280 And it's I'm a surprise. Yeah, it does. 1258 00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:47,760 Me either. Do you? 1259 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,520 I? I'll do. 1260 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:54,160 If I'm in a hotel on a holiday, I'll do any, you know, when they 1261 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,880 come around the reps, I'll do it. 1262 00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:02,120 Whatever it is, Kids club, kids club, any of it, I'll do it. 1263 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,120 I love activities. I love getting out and doing an 1264 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,360 activity. Measuring your Dick and 1265 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,240 altitude, yeah. Yeah, I love people like we're 1266 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,240 having a Dick measure thing. I'm like, well, we'll need to do 1267 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,480 that every day of the holiday and take an. 1268 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,600 Average because it's not I want to smash this kids because. 1269 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:22,760 It's not. You haven't even got pubes. 1270 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,960 That's. Why I'm banned from bottoms? 1271 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,000 You've got a red coat. Is there? 1272 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:34,160 Is there like a certain venue that you would love to play? 1273 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,120 I'm really looking forward to this one tonight, to be honest. 1274 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,800 SSE yeah, yeah, it's it's a weird one. 1275 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,840 I did the M&S Bank Arena in Lipeel a couple of times that 1276 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:49,560 the full sets up. It was like 9000 people and it 1277 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,080 was an amazing experience for me. 1278 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,800 But I feel like there's the point where it gets too big and 1279 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,160 they're not getting the most out of it. 1280 00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,640 I think the the best venue. My favourite film that special 1281 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,880 is the Olympia Theatre in Dublin. 1282 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,680 I'm doing it for the first. Time is the best comedy venue 1283 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,640 I've ever played. Ban on it holds the atmosphere 1284 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,200 like nothing I've ever experienced. 1285 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:17,360 Advise me on this, right? I do this thing where when I 1286 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,040 want to record an RI kind of throw my eggs in the one basket, 1287 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:27,080 but then I'm a little bit 80 HD two where I change my mind on 1288 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,280 things a lot and that sort of thing. 1289 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:32,080 Like I did around the operation last year in Belfast, recorded 1290 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,720 them all and then ended up going to America a few months after 1291 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,320 that. And just at the time when I just 1292 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,960 want to film the America shows. So that's going to be my special 1293 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,000 is the different America shows. But I'd love to this year just 1294 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,040 pick. It's hard because you do like a 1295 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,880 load of shoes on the tour. You pick one for the special and 1296 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,440 then the next thing you do a different venue. 1297 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,320 You should have done that one. But if you're telling me the 1298 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,600 Olympia. Is incredible. 1299 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,600 Is that where I should? I mean the next door. 1300 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,760 You are right. I mean it. 1301 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,600 Everywhere is different on a different night. 1302 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,840 But I don't think there's a better room for comedy. 1303 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:10,920 Yeah, that I've ever played. Because it's it's like old in 1304 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,280 the best. Ways old a whole. 1305 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,960 It's the, it's the, it's the laugh you get from them. 1306 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,680 It's a wall of people. Yeah, it's, and everyone's just 1307 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:24,120 so afford it because it's Dublin and the gate and it's just even 1308 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,800 down to the fact that everyone who works there loves the place 1309 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,880 and the whole place is just run so beautifully. 1310 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,680 Yeah. And you feel great as you get in 1311 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,640 there. And if like like I got in there, 1312 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,240 they had a bottle of whiskey made with me name on and stuff 1313 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,480 like that from Jameson. And then they've got all fruit 1314 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,160 and bloody like just it's stuff every. 1315 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,680 The green room's incredible. Yeah. 1316 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,560 And it's all like set up like Spinal Tap. 1317 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,280 So they got like the fridges are like Marshall lamps that go to 1318 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,960 11, right? And stuff like that. 1319 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,480 It's just everyone there loves it and it's just, it's just the 1320 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,360 most incredible place. Just got the best atmosphere 1321 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,320 about it. Class. 1322 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:57,760 Really excited for that, man. It's the honestly, I did it. 1323 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,520 I'm doing it again in November because we ended up having to 1324 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,600 put double shows in there because we were going to look at 1325 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:06,760 doing the Three Arena in Dublin. But I would say I just can't not 1326 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,680 go there. Yeah. 1327 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,360 And so that's what I'd rather do. 1328 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,720 Like we did the half Senate night show and I swear I was 1329 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,240 like, I might have pushed this a bit far, but it was great. 1330 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,560 And I had them John Kavanagh come down, you know, kind of a 1331 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,480 coach. So, you know, when you invite 1332 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,480 someone down, you're like, this is the one where they're all 1333 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,920 going to be fucking cunts with the event. 1334 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,920 They were lovely, right? Absolutely lovely. 1335 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,880 The Yeah, it was it was probably the IT was better than the early 1336 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,120 show, if anything. Have you almost run out of in 1337 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,600 Liverpool or you can't? You've done all the venues, 1338 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,320 you've done the you've done. No, I've actually never played 1339 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,440 the Empire Theatre, which is the biggest theatre. 1340 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:44,080 We jump straight from the club to the arena in a weird way, 1341 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,440 right? Yeah, and the bypassed all the 1342 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,440 theatres. Because I was going to say like, 1343 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:50,840 because Belfast, you sort of, I love doing something new. 1344 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,800 I like doing some more different and switching it up and because 1345 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,080 you've given the audience a different experience then as 1346 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,520 well. But we obviously, you know, it's 1347 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,920 a small city. So that's interesting that 1348 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,080 Liverpool would play, shop and play. 1349 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,640 Yeah, so because this year we spoke, I wasn't even going to do 1350 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,200 with doing the arena now, but we because we're the building a new 1351 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,240 club. Yeah, yeah. 1352 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,960 It's gonna be like a 600 seater. Yeah. 1353 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:16,080 So yeah, yeah. So I was just I just put shows 1354 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,480 in there. So we put like 2025 shows in 1355 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:21,880 there class and but then the club's not finished so you've 1356 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,560 had to move all the shows to the arena. 1357 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,520 Will it be finished by Say for Talk Sake November? 1358 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,400 I if it's not then wouldn't wouldn't bother, right? 1359 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,120 So me and you might need to put the hard hats. 1360 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,160 On so I've got, I've got a lot of shows in November there, 1361 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,360 right? OK, shit, I think. 1362 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,760 It should be done by August, but I I chose that this month like I 1363 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,080 suppose to have shows this week. So the last two nights I should 1364 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,560 have been in the field for the first two shows, but it didn't. 1365 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,400 Happen. I've told this on a pod before, 1366 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,080 but when I did hot water a couple years ago there was a 1367 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,920 everyone was in and seated. The fires, the fire left fire. 1368 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,120 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it was vaping. 1369 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,640 It went from no, no, a full fire. 1370 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,240 That was a fire. A genuine real life fire. 1371 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,800 The fire alarm went off and every you know, you do that kind 1372 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,120 of like you're rolling your eyes at people. 1373 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:16,320 And then a manager craned her head into the room and very 1374 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,200 calmly went, There's a fire and. Everyone was like. 1375 01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,080 I like. You. 1376 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,640 There's no like guys form an orderly queue. 1377 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:29,680 It's she was like fucking run. And everyone's like, I had just, 1378 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,720 I went to Liverpool 1 and I, it was winter, it was November and 1379 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,760 I wanted like a big coat. I got this really nice quote 1380 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,760 from Zara to me. I know you got a McLaren F1. 1381 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,520 I mean, they're like, this was £110, right? 1382 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,040 You can save 110 and I pay cash, right. 1383 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,760 So I got this 110 points arrow coat in the green room. 1384 01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,920 I'm about to introduce Futorio to open for me fire. 1385 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,960 Everyone leaves. I look at him like mate, do the 1386 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,000 right thing, but he saves himself. 1387 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,040 I want you know, I'm expecting him to lay his life down for me 1388 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,080 and run in and get the coat. But he does because there's like 1389 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,200 you can see, like someone's like I see smoking on. 1390 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,720 So I run back in like I don't run out straight away. 1391 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,440 I go get the coat, get my rucksack, run up. 1392 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,240 We're all on street level. Everyone who was at the gig, the 1393 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,640 fire engines are coming. They establish there's a fire in 1394 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,680 the kitchen in hot water and I'm like, well, the show's obviously 1395 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,640 cancelled and like an hour's gone by and Adam Rowe had done 1396 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,240 the show before. He takes me across the road to a 1397 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,560 different bar with like a courtyard in it. 1398 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,520 And he goes, he goes, let's just say to the bar man, can you do 1399 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,320 the show here? Because the whole audience are 1400 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,960 there already, but they've started getting carry outs at 1401 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,680 the shop. They're boozing away. 1402 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,200 I'm standing there, people are singing, I'm chatting to people. 1403 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,000 And I'm it was a Late Show anyway. 1404 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,920 So I'm like the show's not going to happen. 1405 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,600 Then the manager was like well this is this happened, This is 1406 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,880 happened loads of times and I was like, that doesn't make me 1407 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,440 want to do this. She's like, we've had loads of 1408 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,880 fires in the basement. And by the way also there was 1409 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,400 like 4 guys you like they? Haven't had loads of fires by 1410 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:10,440 the. Way the fire, one of the firemen 1411 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,200 was like oh there's four guys still painting down there. 1412 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,880 It's like 4 guys like the found in the Titanic. 1413 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,440 Like forget local guys from home in Liverpool still finishing 1414 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:23,760 those things and eventually we did the show and I think only in 1415 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,960 Liverpool would it have worked because it was like 2 hours 1416 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,400 after the show was supposed to be on and it was one of the best 1417 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,840 shows in my life. Yeah, it was brilliant at that. 1418 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,920 Like Spirit of the Blitz kind of. 1419 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,640 Yeah. Yeah, it's happened. 1420 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,840 It happened. It's happened twice to me this 1421 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,720 year on tour. The fire alarms gone off, right. 1422 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,040 And it's both sides. It's been someone who has got 1423 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,520 kicked out, who smashed the thing. 1424 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,240 Oh, really? I'm I shouldn't say that because 1425 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,080 now everyone gets kicked out. It's going to do the same thing. 1426 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,880 Yeah. But we've had to then go outside 1427 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,480 and get everyone back in and I thought the same thing, like 1428 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,600 this is going to be fucked now. Because you're like, that's all 1429 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,240 they'll want to hear me talk about. 1430 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the mad thing is it's like 1431 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,480 it because it happened in the Kings Theatre in Glasgow. 1432 01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,880 So you've got like 1300 people there and you same as you, like 1433 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:05,160 the fire alarm goes off and I'm like, that's a fire alarm. 1434 01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:09,520 And then I'm like, yeah, like use a mad because you would 1435 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,680 literally stand there. You would sit there and ban 1436 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,240 until I tell you that this is. Real. 1437 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:14,240 It's part of it, this. Part of. 1438 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,840 It so realistic. Choking the fucking crazy. 1439 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:25,480 So I've I've seen your cars gradually, you know, improve 1440 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:29,000 gradually go up the levels to the point where at them, and I'm 1441 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,920 not a car guy, but we're at the McLaren F1. 1442 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:37,400 What's a purchase you would love to make that's still like in the 1443 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,600 distance where you go? I want that like, do you want 1444 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,960 like a helicopter or something? I. 1445 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,920 Was actually looking at a plane the other day. 1446 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:51,480 Be serious for you. They're not that much, not yet. 1447 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,480 Like a little plane. Oh no, you don't want to get 1448 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:57,160 one. And you fly it yourself only 1449 01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,440 because you come into the airport to 6 LB a night to keep 1450 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,920 your plane at the airport. No, and then you don't have to 1451 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,760 go through customs. You go for your own little 1452 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,480 customs. There's one fella, put your back 1453 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:07,480 through and walk out the airport. 1454 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,760 They need to increase that because like even if they made 1455 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:11,080 that a Tanner you wouldn't buy my. 1456 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:14,240 Little but even that hold on and then you don't have to pay the 1457 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,520 fucking. You would consider it's 1458 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,520 possible. Yeah, in the future, four seats 1459 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,240 a plane. I might be in a plane, 1460 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,960 commercial flight, yeah, flight pasture. 1461 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,520 And I might look out the window. Look. 1462 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:28,920 How Look how big it is. See Paul Smith on his way to do 1463 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,760 the SSE in a plane. But you can. 1464 01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:35,120 You would not just get a plane, you would learn how to fly it. 1465 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:39,200 Yeah, and then you would just go to go round gigs in your plane. 1466 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:43,520 Yeah, but why not? How much would a call like it's 1467 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,840 a? 150 grammes per plane. 1468 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:51,760 She was in the car. No, the cars you like. 1469 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:55,960 Would you? Would you genuinely consider 1470 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,640 that? Yeah, because I know a guy. 1471 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,160 Oh, no, That's why you shouldn't get. 1472 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,680 No, you know a guy, a guy who can get. 1473 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,240 A guy. A Slovakian guy. 1474 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,080 Really. He's like Paul. 1475 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,040 He's got. 1 He flew to Dublin and we're back there and he's 1476 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,920 like, I flew a milk. No, no, he was trying to get one 1477 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,120 of these. Hi, out of 1010 being like I'm 1478 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,200 definitely getting it. What? 1479 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,319 Where would you be? Well, we misses and I'm not 1480 01:09:23,319 --> 01:09:26,640 allowed. I mean, that's. 1481 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,800 Not I wasn't allowed to buy a car. 1482 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,359 Might you be in 1/2 billet? What's wrong with you? 1483 01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:32,000 Some fucking wife? What you want to let you out 1484 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,720 this weekend? Now she won't let me buy myself 1485 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,760 around. Well, I like that I wasn't 1486 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,359 supposed to buy that car. Right. 1487 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:46,520 I had no intention of buying. I'm saying technically I'm going 1488 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,279 to tell this story. I mean, this is I'm already 1489 01:09:48,279 --> 01:09:50,120 working on this story for my next tour show. 1490 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,840 This is probably going to be the start of it. 1491 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,000 So it could be a little exclusive. 1492 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,600 So you sort of bought the Lamborghini. 1493 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,000 Didn't. Yeah. 1494 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,160 Yeah. So that was a mistake as well 1495 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,000 because I'm just an idiot. So what What? 1496 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,960 I love cars, right? And like. 1497 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,320 I would fucking hope so, I love them. 1498 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,880 And I always like, even like back in the day, I used to go 1499 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,760 around and look at cars in showrooms and stuff. 1500 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,000 So like, and I'd just be a little like day out for me, like 1501 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,880 going looking like sitting in them and stuff like that. 1502 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,960 And and then I went and got because at the start of not the 1503 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,000 last year with the show before I told the story about buying an 1504 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,560 American S class, which it wasn't really, it was AGC 63 S, 1505 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,320 but like people didn't understand what it was. 1506 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,280 So we changed into an S class and I bought it because I went 1507 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:33,760 into the showroom and some rich fellow was there and he, I 1508 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,760 wanted an E Class. But when I said that he went and 1509 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,480 I thought, you cheeky bastard, you don't think I can afford 1510 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:45,440 this and he was looking at this car so I bought it before him. 1511 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,400 Oh, I thought you meant to do. Was that right? 1512 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,720 OK, so he's just another. Thing I was stupid because I 1513 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:56,720 couldn't afford it so so and I have to sell like a. 1514 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,920 Betty, he hasn't. He's the salesman's mate. 1515 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:02,200 He's there every week. If he is, it was a good mate. 1516 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,400 He's just about to buy this fucking. 1517 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,800 Fatty bastard so yeah, so. Who's David Cameron? 1518 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:13,080 No, what if, but so I I end up I had I end up with me with me ask 1519 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,400 last me. So I was talking in for service 1520 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:20,160 one day and we're by me make and now they're all like next to 1521 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,840 each other and Cheshire right. So I thought it was in getting 1522 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,320 something locked up. So first I just won't wander 1523 01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,560 over to Porsche to have a little look. 1524 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,560 And so I walked in. I'm looking around the 9 elevens 1525 01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:34,040 loved them and beautiful. So looking around and a guy went 1526 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,640 no way. So I was like hello mate, I 1527 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,360 watch your stuff all the time thinking amazing. 1528 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:39,760 I was like thank you so much. What were you looking at? 1529 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,800 So I'm just looking at the 9 elevens just like beautiful 1530 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:42,400 cars. I'm aunty. 1531 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,040 I was like yeah, yeah. Even if you ever driven one, I 1532 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,800 was like no no, no. He went talk, give me a minute. 1533 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:49,960 He fucks off, comes back with the key to a 9/11 and goes I'll 1534 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,160 put you on that for an hour and a half go and have some fun. 1535 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:55,720 And I was like 4th. He's winding me up. 1536 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,760 So I'm trying to be cool like this shit happens to me all the 1537 01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,720 time. So I'm like, so I got out, I'm 1538 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,840 driving and out of the showroom that's slowly waving. 1539 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,680 There's a little motorway got into the M53 and I just went 1540 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:12,800 fuck off 1 face. I'm in a Porsche and she's going 1541 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,200 what? I just give me a Porsche for an 1542 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,800 hour and a half And she was like, why? 1543 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,760 I would say don't know. So I'm just fucking I just threw 1544 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,720 this car out everywhere. It's great they took it back and 1545 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,360 he's like, what do you think? I was like, yeah, yeah, because 1546 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,680 I couldn't afford the push, right? 1547 01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,240 So I'm like. He just assumed I could afford 1548 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,680 the push as he thought I was fucking famous to me. 1549 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,440 So I'm like yeah, yeah it's lovely that but he still have to 1550 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,880 never think about it and just never went back. 1551 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,040 So it just progressively thought like, so I'm going around the 1552 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,080 all poor showrooms now just trying to get test drives. 1553 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:46,280 A Porsche did that for a bit and then of course, how cheeky can 1554 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,640 it be? So I was just going out loud and 1555 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,680 stuff with that for that everywhere just down showrooms. 1556 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,400 Used to take that meal a lad when he was off school on a 1557 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,480 little day out, just go and test our cars. 1558 01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:00,400 And then I thought I try Lamborghini, right? 1559 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:05,120 So it goes in and the guy shake the way he's like, he recognised 1560 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,560 me so far. I'm flying here, I'm flying 1561 01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,920 here. Beautiful hurricane in the air 1562 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,360 shoulder with the just gets in and on for me. 1563 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,720 Let's be Revit because I'm not a. 1564 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:15,520 Car. Get Huracan. 1565 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:20,800 That Huracan was 190,000. That is the beautiful right? 1566 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:24,080 Five, yeah, 5 litre V10, amazing car. 1567 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:25,840 So I said, can I have a test drive? 1568 01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,640 No. And I was like, what? 1569 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:32,440 Yeah, no, you can't test drive this unless you put a deposit 1570 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:36,120 down. And I was like, how much is the 1571 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,160 deposit? He was like, what's 10%? 1572 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,880 And I was like I said, what if I don't like to gather and we just 1573 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:48,040 got to deposit bar and I was like, go on then. 1574 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:54,720 So give it 20 grand test size this car and I'm thinking I'll 1575 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,640 just get the 20 grand bar right about that. 1576 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:59,720 Yeah, yeah, be sat at me account for an hour and then be back at 1577 01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,920 me accounts. So I was like test over it comes 1578 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,680 back amazing. It was amazing in it. 1579 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,440 Yeah. But normally that would be my 1580 01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:10,000 point to leave the showroom and go because and walk away and be 1581 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,600 sensible. But he's gone. 1582 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,640 What you think I went to incredible event, incredible 1583 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,280 Auntie. He says you're going to take it 1584 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,920 and it's. I said I'll be honest with you. 1585 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,040 Like because I always have to come up with an excuse. 1586 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,200 So. So I'll be honest with you. 1587 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,560 I love it, but I don't like the colour. 1588 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:29,520 He went well, I said it because I honestly genuinely used to 1589 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,200 have one on GTA right orange one on GTA right and I put a picture 1590 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,120 of it when I got it. So I went used to have an orange 1591 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,920 one. If you had the orange one be the 1592 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,280 one went. You're not going to believe 1593 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,480 this. This is just come in. 1594 01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:44,880 It comes down there in the fucking workshop orange or the 1595 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,720 can just sat there when it's not even for sale yet, but I'll do 1596 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,040 it for you. Remember the good price on it as 1597 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,080 well. It's you've already put the 1598 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:53,440 deposit down. You could have it by Friday. 1599 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:59,520 Yeah, £50. I'm like fuck it, do it and me 1600 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,680 beans gone. What are you doing? 1601 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,240 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1602 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,800 So I'm like, so I just bought it. 1603 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,440 I bought it. When I picked it up to Friday, I 1604 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,120 was like missus, like, what have you done? 1605 01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:09,800 I was like, I don't know, but I fucking love this car. 1606 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:14,080 I'm diving around then fucking the tax man. 1607 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:16,600 Come after me going. You owed us off for that money, 1608 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,880 you know? And I was like, oh shit, yeah. 1609 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,240 So I have to sell the car because I thought I didn't 1610 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:23,960 realise you have to pay tax the year after. 1611 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:28,520 Yeah, so I'm a fucking idiot. So I was laughing at me. 1612 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,320 So I understand. Tell that joke on stage when I 1613 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,600 can't. I couldn't afford that car. 1614 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,720 So I mean, missus like don't do that again. 1615 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,200 So I'm like, but I carried on my little hobby of just driving 1616 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,120 around, going around think. And now because they've seen how 1617 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:43,200 the Lamborghini they were a bit more open to give me because 1618 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,600 then they really fought over the phone. 1619 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,880 So like Ferrari gave me a brand new 296 GTB for the day. 1620 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:50,320 It's like a 350 gun car. How long? 1621 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,760 The whole day. I had the Lamborghini for six 1622 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,560 months, right. And then I had the Bentley. 1623 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,920 Same idea. Stupid. 1624 01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:02,800 I got the boat, the Bentley, because I couldn't get the kids 1625 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:09,160 in the Lamborghini. Most people might have got like 1626 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:14,040 Chrysler Voyagers for the. Stupid. 1627 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:17,160 So I have to sell both of them. So yeah. 1628 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:20,200 So I'm going out, glad to give me a car and cause for that 1629 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,920 Ferrari and McLaren are next to each other. 1630 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,800 So I'm just playing these off against each other for a little 1631 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:28,560 bit, see what I can get. So about two months ago I had to 1632 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,640 pick my missus off from the airport and McLaren's like 9 1633 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,360 minutes away from Manchester Airport. 1634 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,360 So I'll go down a bit early and see what they've got in. 1635 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,760 Have a little mess now. So it goes in the guy straight 1636 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,240 up fucking game on, let's have it. 1637 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:43,120 He said what are you looking at? I said that's so much, I'm 1638 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,720 thinking about something convertible and he's like you're 1639 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,000 not going to believe this perfect car for you. 1640 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:55,080 She's got a brand new 720 S by the lovely X demo, 160 miles an 1641 01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,000 hour because that is new. We got a dead good place on it. 1642 01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,840 I was like let me have a look. So as a look amazing, right. 1643 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,360 It's great though. I'll actually love the colour of 1644 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,920 a number of guys. Like not many. 1645 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,280 It's a great cave when you can get it wrapped. 1646 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,200 Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, that orange callipers and 1647 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,360 stuff on it, orange like stitching and stuff like that 1648 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:15,480 look nice. So he was like can I say, can I 1649 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:18,280 have a test drive? He was like, we don't really do 1650 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:20,560 with those are the posi. I'm like, I'm a fucking do that 1651 01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:22,240 again. Yeah, not doing that again. 1652 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:25,200 I'm not a dickhead. So like so I said I don't really 1653 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,640 want to put a deposit down and I tie that money up for a couple 1654 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,240 of weeks and then I don't like the car. 1655 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:30,960 He's like, so he goes off and talks. 1656 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,320 He's obviously gone and we know who he is. 1657 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,640 He's not taking the piss. Yeah. 1658 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,120 So he'd come back and gone all right, but he come with me. 1659 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,080 So like. On the test, it's not as fun. 1660 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,160 That's like, you know, going on a date with a girl back in the. 1661 01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,240 Day. Yeah, that's it. 1662 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:47,040 Yeah, yeah, it's only so it's over half a bit. 1663 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,000 I was like, yeah, that's fine. Got out. 1664 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,000 I said I've got to go and pick me myself from the airport. 1665 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,520 Left out of that, but he's messaging me. 1666 01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,800 Then I have a couple of days like if you thought about the 1667 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,680 car, if you thought about the car. 1668 01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,440 And I was like, yeah, I'm still thinking about it because I'm 1669 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,120 still going to talk to wife. Not sure how I feel about it and 1670 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,320 stuff like that. So then I got up, I had the day 1671 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:06,240 to myself and I was like, wonder how she can be. 1672 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,520 So I messaged them in the morning saying I want to be. 1673 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,040 I know I know you're not supposed to do this but like I 1674 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,560 really want to see how. Like I bought too many cars now 1675 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,320 and haven't got on with them. I said I'd really want to see if 1676 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,840 I would get on with the car. Like I want to test the sat NAV 1677 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,360 and stuff in it. Not almost. 1678 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,960 It's Lamborghini spin. So I'm like, what the art of 1679 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,640 prick because you can't fucking park them anywhere and people 1680 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:29,800 fucking sit on them all the time. 1681 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,360 So I was like I said, I really want to see how I would get on 1682 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,840 with the car. I need to test the sat Navina 1683 01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,400 because no one hasn't got car play and stuff. 1684 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:41,120 See what the stereo was like and he's like, I can't do that means 1685 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:43,280 I'm a fan if I understand, but like I'm not just not 1686 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,280 comfortable buying a car that I haven't had a few hours in at 1687 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,720 least. So we went. 1688 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,080 So I left it at that half an hour later phones me up and goes 1689 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,800 I'll put it on a four hours come and get it. 1690 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,360 So I was like get in. So dove down when I got it got 1691 01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:56,360 there both to spin and I'll put the roof down. 1692 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,760 As soon as put the roof down starts raining. 1693 01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,400 I was like bastard right? Backup driving now fucking 1694 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,560 gusted feeling in this car because it's real wheel driving 1695 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,640 $700.00 probably you cannot drive it in the rain. 1696 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:08,480 It's terrifying. It will kill you it I tried to 1697 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,680 put me for a dance place and just went fuck off and I was 1698 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,760 like no, I'm not doing that. So dove around for four hours 1699 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,040 took it back and he was like, what do you think? 1700 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,280 I said I'm good. It was raining events. 1701 01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:17,800 I know to pick the bad day for it. 1702 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,160 So then Oh yeah, but he said we'll have a think about it. 1703 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,800 So goes off I'll leave it at that. 1704 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,360 Next day he gets up son is cracking the flags. 1705 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,680 So I'm like I wonder how she here can be here. 1706 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:31,920 So I messaged him back on mate love the car but I've spoke to 1707 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:36,000 me insurance guy right and he said you need to see if it fits 1708 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,840 in your garage. Did you make this up? 1709 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,840 Yeah, I said. Because I wouldn't, I've got a 1710 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,480 new build, it wouldn't fit in my garage anyway. 1711 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,440 So I was like, so I sent him a picture going, I don't think 1712 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,280 it'll fit in here. And if it doesn't fit, I don't 1713 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,720 like I won't know. So he's like I said, kind of 1714 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,680 come on, get the card again. And now it's cheeky kind of get 1715 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:56,400 the card again and just drive it to mine and see if it fits in my 1716 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:57,960 garage and then I'll bring it straight back. 1717 01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:02,160 And he's, I can't really. Give me a minute, folks. 1718 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,320 Off comes back and goes all right to put it on again from 1719 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:05,320 the photos. Come and get it. 1720 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,760 Do you think he was going to speak to someone or do you 1721 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,200 think? No, I think he was as I met the 1722 01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,520 boss. He was speaking after I'll tell 1723 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:15,880 you that. So so I wasn't get it comes out 1724 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,240 of the didn't even go near me house. 1725 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:22,520 It's a roof down. Fucking Mace driving around 1726 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,280 Manchester laughing me. I don't think they're having the 1727 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,760 best. It's such a good car. 1728 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,000 So I'm driving, what is this car retail for? 1729 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,760 It was 270,000, the other one for some flying round. 1730 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:35,360 But he's going to throw in Matt. Oh yeah, for the back, like he's 1731 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:42,200 going to wash it for a minute and Rudy, it's all manager. 1732 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,840 He rings me up about something from where? 1733 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:44,880 And he's like, where the fuck are you? 1734 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,920 It's just windy and stuff because I'm fucking flying 1735 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:48,920 around 100 miles an hour in a fucking convertible. 1736 01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,040 He's like, where are you? I mean, it's a minute McLaren. 1737 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,600 He went fuck off. How the fuck have you got that 1738 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,080 again? I went and I'm a cheeky bastard. 1739 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:58,040 So he went come and pick me up. I went, Oh yeah, you're in 1740 01:20:58,040 --> 01:20:58,720 Manchester. I went. 1741 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,080 All right, give me a SEC. So span round to his, get some 1742 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:03,320 comes in his diary. Come on. 1743 01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:04,760 He's like mate, that's incredible. 1744 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,880 I went to now it's bossing it. He went, I went, he went. 1745 01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,000 I wonder if the camera bag of fits in there because we have a 1746 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,840 big camera bag. I mean, so pops the front. 1747 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,760 I was like, it fits perfect. Isn't it like that? 1748 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,320 He's like, yeah, see, I went, you want to go for a spinning 1749 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,080 event? Yeah, go on. 1750 01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:21,320 So he jumps in like that. So like sweet it turns reversed 1751 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:24,720 into a Nissan Qashqai fucking full on. 1752 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,720 Like because the reversing camera is behind the steering 1753 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,680 wheel so if you turn it to full lock you can't see it. 1754 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:35,240 Right, right, right. So I've just full on and I 1755 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,320 swear, right, I've never seen a, he's a grown man. 1756 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:44,600 And he went so like, oh fucking hell, if I just crashed this car 1757 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,560 and he's like, yeah, I think you've crashed the car, you 1758 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,920 know, and I say so even pull it forward. 1759 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:50,920 So pull the forward a little bit. 1760 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:53,440 And I had the crunch and I was like, shit, someone comes 1761 01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,520 running out of a house, you've crashed into my car. 1762 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,400 It's a fucking 2012 Nissan cash guy, right? 1763 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:02,440 So I know, I'm so sorry I said that because it didn't hit it. 1764 01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:04,600 Odd, right? So I'm, I looked at their car 1765 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,360 1st and I was like, I don't think there's any damage because 1766 01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,520 it's a low car. So just hit the licence plate on 1767 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,560 the car, right? So I'm like, there's no damage, 1768 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:12,120 No damage. I don't think so. 1769 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:13,880 She's like, oh, I'm gonna have to have a proper look because 1770 01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:15,680 it's not my car. And I was like, this is not my 1771 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,120 car. And as I said that it's in the 1772 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,560 fucking ass is hanging off this car because it's all carbon 1773 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,880 fibre. It's designed to just crumble 1774 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,280 yours. Yeah, the ass is hanging off 1775 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,640 this car. So I'm like, what the fuck am I 1776 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,720 going to do here? This is terrible. 1777 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:30,960 This is. Can I can I ask when you take 1778 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:34,400 it, you have to give your. Is your sign you sign this thing 1779 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,840 like an insurance thing? It's just standard. 1780 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,320 So like fucking up. So I'm like, I'm going to take 1781 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,320 this back and tell them now. So a driver back, the guy comes 1782 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:45,320 out like, come on, give me the good news. 1783 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:46,840 They fit in your garage, didn't they? 1784 01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:52,720 I'm like, before we get to that, I've crashed your car and he's 1785 01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:58,000 like comedian like something like I know, I wish I was 1786 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,760 joking. He went to don't if you want. 1787 01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:01,200 I'm really not. I'm so sorry. 1788 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:03,760 I have crashed your car and he's like fuck off. 1789 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,680 She comes out and looks and he's like, Oh my God. 1790 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:09,560 And I was like, I'm so sorry. Well, don't apologise to me. 1791 01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:13,000 It's your car, isn't it? Like, well, because I obviously 1792 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,480 have to make out like, I'm really, I'm buying this car. 1793 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:19,560 So I'm like, yeah, so I said there's a joke. 1794 01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,160 Well, I don't really want it now because it's broke. 1795 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:23,600 And he's like, not amused at all. 1796 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:25,280 So I'm like, I'm like, what am I? 1797 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:28,240 As I said, what happens here? So it's insured that he went? 1798 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,960 Yeah, but the excess is 20 grand. 1799 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:34,000 Oh no. And I was like fuck off even. 1800 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:38,280 Did you not read the form? I was like, no, he reads a form 1801 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:41,680 when someone comes out of the key to McLaren and he goes going 1802 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:42,760 to drive that. You go for hours. 1803 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,880 You go, I'm just going to spend an hour reading the terms and 1804 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,720 conditions of this form. So I was like, fuck sake, what? 1805 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:49,000 I'm going to do it. He went, obviously because 1806 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,360 you're buying the car. We'll try and look after. 1807 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:53,080 Yeah, I'll see what we can do. So I said, how much is that 1808 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:56,480 going to cost you up on the bumper loans, 8 grand and then 1809 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,640 you go to the census and that's if there's no damage behind it. 1810 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,760 I said someone, I'm like 10 grand easy, went easy. 1811 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:04,080 And I was like, Oh my God. So I'm like, oh, what I'm going 1812 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:04,480 to do? Yeah. 1813 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:07,000 So he says, yeah. So he goes away. 1814 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,320 He messaged me the next one and go, we've had the such a look. 1815 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,120 The guy in The Body Shop has got a spare bumper there. 1816 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,880 He said they'll let you have, you'll do all the way. 1817 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,240 No, because you're buying a car and you're in a value customer 1818 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:17,960 we won't look after. Yeah. 1819 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,600 He said we can do all the work and that's £1700 plus VAT. 1820 01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:22,720 So he said. And he said, wow, well Alex 1821 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,440 getting that done and we've got all the finance in place so you 1822 01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:26,600 can pick it up as quick as possible. 1823 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,160 So I'm thinking fucking I want to do, yeah. 1824 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:31,000 So you at this point still have. No, you don't really. 1825 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:34,280 I don't want this car, but I don't want to spend 10 ground 1826 01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:37,160 fixing this car either. So I'm like what he said. 1827 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,040 So yeah, if you send the deposit over then we'll get all the 1828 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,800 finest document to play something and what the fuck? 1829 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:45,880 So then in my, I thought, I'll send the deposit over and then 1830 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:50,400 I'll just let them fix the car and then I'll say I can't get 1831 01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:52,160 insured then because it won't fit on my garage. 1832 01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:56,160 Then they can't unfix the car. They can't just go and smash the 1833 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,720 back of the car again. And then I'll just get my 1834 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,800 deposit back. I'll pay £1700. 1835 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,520 So I was like, all right, So he sent a deposit over. 1836 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:06,640 It goes away, fixes the car. The, the, the, the more. 1837 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:07,920 I'm going to pick it up and bring them on me. 1838 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:08,960 You're not going to believe this. 1839 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,920 I just went to get the insurance that you won't insure the car. 1840 01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:15,080 What you mean I said you won't insure the car, But I'd like to 1841 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:16,960 get a provisional quote off my insurance guy. 1842 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:22,960 So when I'd rang them up, I said he laughed at me going, you 1843 01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,440 can't get insured on my car. Yeah. 1844 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,600 Roughly what? What would that have been? 1845 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:30,120 Do you do you remember? The insurance was £15,800 on 1846 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:33,400 this car, so I was like fuck, he went that's the best course I 1847 01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:36,040 had got Yeah. I mean he said he said me mate 1848 01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,760 would be doing that as a favour. He said I'm in the meeting. 1849 01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:41,960 We're both laughing at Yeah and I was like oh fucking hell. 1850 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:43,840 So that's the ring of what I'm going. 1851 01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:47,360 I said if these call you today, I know you said that like 1852 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,320 ridiculous code said, but just say you couldn't. 1853 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:52,520 He was like OK, because it wouldn't go me garage user for 1854 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:56,640 all right. So I rang rang the the salesman 1855 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,760 McLaren went you're not going to believe he said he said because 1856 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,360 I'm a comedian. Yeah, people won't ensure you 1857 01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:03,560 because they're a comedian. People think that's a joke. 1858 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,840 Now I've either and won't ensure a comedian. 1859 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,200 So it's like they found us as comedian because like I said, 1860 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,600 that was a master of ceremonies, which I used to do. 1861 01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:16,080 He's like they can't ensure it. He's like fuck off. 1862 01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:18,840 I don't go to the can't believe it me dream car. 1863 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,200 So the match you devastate. He went. 1864 01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:21,760 I can't believe something I want to know. 1865 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,400 I mean, I'm absolutely devastated. 1866 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:26,080 I want to know. It's obviously because you're a 1867 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,480 value customer. We want to sell you the car in 1868 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:29,000 the future. I will try my best to get your 1869 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,480 deposit back. And I was like, what you mean he 1870 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,120 went, it's a non refundable deposit. 1871 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:37,080 And I was like, what? Yeah, we always as a standard, 1872 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,480 we do a non refundable deposit because when people spec a car 1873 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:41,360 and don't take it, we have to sell it as used. 1874 01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:43,360 So like we lose money on the car. 1875 01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:45,240 I was like, he went, did you not read the form again? 1876 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:49,560 And I was like, fucking no, fucking start reading forms. 1877 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,760 Well, so I'm like, well, what what do I do? 1878 01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,920 Then he went, I don't mean I said that obviously I'm going to 1879 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,480 try my best, but I don't know whether I'll be able to. 1880 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:57,760 It's just like company policy. It's in the contract that you 1881 01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:00,000 signed. And I was like I said, but 1882 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,920 you've got like loads of money. And he was like, yeah, I don't 1883 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,400 know. Yeah, I was like, well, I'll 1884 01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:06,120 just take the car. Then he was like, well, what are 1885 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:07,440 you going to do with it? You can't get insured. 1886 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:10,360 I'll just fucking look at it. I'll just look at it. 1887 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:14,040 And he'd say, well, we can't release the car unless you have 1888 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:17,160 an insurance certificate. And I was like, fuck, give me a 1889 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:21,960 minute, right. But like when I told him about 1890 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:24,840 this he felt so bad. He gonna want to try and help 1891 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:25,360 you out. Sweet. 1892 01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:27,440 I'd like loads of insurance companies ringing me up so I had 1893 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,280 to make myself look as bad as possible to these insurance 1894 01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:31,760 companies. So they don't, so they. 1895 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:34,320 Don't take care, right? And we got all through them, 1896 01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:36,960 like 10 different ones. So I've rang my insurance guy, 1897 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:38,840 but hang on mate, you're not going to fucking believe this. 1898 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:41,840 It's that quote that you said, that ridiculous quote you said 1899 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:44,240 still there. And he was like, yeah, why I 1900 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:46,840 went non refundable deposit. He starts pissing himself down 1901 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:47,840 the. Phone I was. 1902 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:51,360 Like I know I said I need that now because he won't release the 1903 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:53,960 car and you've got all my money and I can't now leave it with 1904 01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:55,320 them. And he's like fuck sake. 1905 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,400 So I can't see why not leave it with me. 1906 01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,240 It goes away, phones back 10 minutes. 1907 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,720 They make this an absolute shambles. 1908 01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,240 He says, you know my mate's insurance company who's doing me 1909 01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,920 a favour, his insurance company has rang you yesterday not 1910 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:08,120 knowing it was you. You've made yourself look as bad 1911 01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:11,480 as possible to them. So now they won't insure you on 1912 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:13,360 this car. So I'm like, what the fuck am I 1913 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:14,560 going to do? He's like, I don't know. 1914 01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,240 I'm like, well, I need to get insured on this car. 1915 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,800 You know we can't. I've said, well, I have to 1916 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:20,080 because they've got loads of money. 1917 01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:24,440 I can't leave it with them. She went off, she goes away, 1918 01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:26,320 begs them for an hour, they come behind. 1919 01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:28,840 The only way they insure. Yeah, original quotes, but 1920 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:33,360 you've got you got 30 days to get in your garage, but it 1921 01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:37,080 doesn't fit in me garage. So I have to then pay someone to 1922 01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:41,520 extend the garage by a metre into the garden so I can fit 1923 01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:44,080 this garden that I couldn't afford in the fucking first, 1924 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,920 please. Absolutely fucking stupid. 1925 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:49,840 So now I've had to write a joke about it just so I can close 1926 01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:54,760 some of that fucking money back. Reversion into a Nissan cash guy 1927 01:28:55,000 --> 01:29:00,120 has cost you if you clear about. Bully and about Apple to half a 1928 01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:09,880 million Good fucking 2012 Nissan cash guy and I'm going to end up 1929 01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:12,320 in a 2012 Nissan cash guy because of that. 1930 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:16,920 I mean as while I wonder, could you have just like opened it as 1931 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:20,440 an attraction in Liverpool, come and sit in this McLaren and 1932 01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:21,600 Paul's driveway. Yeah. 1933 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,280 You know, sit in for an hour to Tanner. 1934 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,200 I'm gonna have to do something like that. 1935 01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:26,960 Let's start letting it out or something. 1936 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:31,240 This is the most expensive mistake I've ever heard. 1937 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:36,600 Yeah, you'd be. You'd be cheaper buying Pavel's 1938 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:38,920 plane. No, that's why I was thinking 1939 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,360 about it. Seller McCloud got a paint, got 1940 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:44,320 a plane in it. Read the fucking contract and 1941 01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:48,880 Pavel don't. What the bad thing is, I know at 1942 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:51,160 some point in the future, the next time someone shows me same 1943 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,560 conditions, I'm just going to side and I'm not going to read 1944 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:55,680 it because I'm a fucking idiot. Where are you going to park this 1945 01:29:55,680 --> 01:30:01,920 plane? To build a hangar on the back of 1946 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:06,280 yours. No wonder you're considering a 1947 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:09,840 plane. Paul, I massively appreciate you 1948 01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:11,840 coming in. I'm a big fan. 1949 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:15,680 You're an extremely inspirational stand up and I 1950 01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:17,720 think you have a great one. I know Belfast Love Jank, you 1951 01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:19,240 have a great one at all the SSE shows. 1952 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:21,480 I'm going to come to the next one because tonight I've got to 1953 01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:24,920 go to a comedian's wedding. Johnny, Johnny Bo. 1954 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:26,760 He's a guy I fought in the comedian's box. 1955 01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:27,800 How is he? Did you win? 1956 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:30,520 Yeah. She's going to tail him. 1957 01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,600 Swagger in the front of his new wife. 1958 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:37,360 Alpha male in it. First down, step in between. 1959 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:43,880 I'll take this one. I'm just going to walk in, scoop 1960 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:46,800 up all the gifts, take a big wedge cake and just. 1961 01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:49,640 Wait, your boxing glove on? Just punch the cake. 1962 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,320 Paul, thanks very much for that was me. 1963 01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:56,600 Appreciate it. It's been a pleasure. 1964 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:57,360 Thank you so much.