1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Save big on prime big deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:25,960 October 8th and 9th. Zippers, welcome to this episode 5 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,880 of the Tea with Me podcast with me, your big nature and Todd. 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,720 Yes, I'm sitting in a room with all the curtains and blinds 7 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,160 closed because my baby's here too. 8 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,240 I'm by my baby, a dopamine producer, Dan, I'm in my actual 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,560 baby son. Now here's the thing. 10 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,440 It's warm outside. There's a heat wave. 11 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,720 I'm annoyed that my son is warm and I've got to keep all the 12 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,360 blinds windows closed, and I'm annoyed that I can't go out on 13 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,160 bronze in this. So it's an angry start to the 14 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,200 episode, but it's a guest episode. 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,600 Today. I've got my friend Aaron McCann, 16 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,160 fellow stand up comedian straight out of OMA on the pod 17 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,320 and we're chatting, stand up, chatting, everything in between. 18 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,400 But before we start, let me just plug the Patreon, which is 19 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,520 patreon.com/tea With Me podcast and you can get the bonus 20 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,160 episode of the every Monday Me and Britney Spears Dad, AKA 21 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,440 producer Dan. And my standard special from the 22 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,040 Waterfront Hall is there as well in its entirety. 23 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,880 And we're doing much giveaways and we do live episodes and you 24 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,520 can only get it on patreonpatreon.com/TV with Me 25 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,720 podcast. One of my teeth has been really 26 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:35,120 shiny here on the video. I don't know, I'm losing not 27 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,200 wearing hair product either Hair. 28 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,320 It's a good time. My wife's got her haircut and 29 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,400 I'm on daily duty. And what that means is you do a 30 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,560 podcast. That's what that means. 31 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,880 So it's a good time. Aaron McCann's on this is the 32 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,800 Friday episode. We're back. 33 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,760 Let me also plug, we're back on Radio Ulster tonight. 34 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,800 Me and Dave Elliott, the she and Todd show, 6:00 PM BBC Radio 35 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,480 Ulster, Planet order, Reave music, dance music. 36 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,480 It's just a nice time. So zippers make your way over 37 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,720 there. Also, we got merch which is on 38 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,080 the Shopify. So it's she and Todd comedy on 39 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:11,760 Shopify, which is Shopify. Shopify, you get the zipper 40 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,280 T-shirt, money to T-shirt the mugs. 41 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,520 I have a mug in my hand that I'm trying to turn around. 42 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:21,280 I'm making a really, really bad job of it and my mug says 43 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,920 there's Prosecco in here and there isn't. 44 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:28,880 There's tea. It's nice. 45 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,320 So it's a great day outside. I can't go outside. 46 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,560 I've got a baby. Great to have a baby also, but 47 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,760 also great to have a tan and I can't really have that at the 48 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,720 minute, although I have a decent baseline for the tan. 49 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,120 So I can't be too annoyed. I can't be too annoyed. 50 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,480 I've got iron on today. Then we're doing listeners 51 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:49,480 questions. Strap in, my baby needs me to 52 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,360 come and speak to him and that's what I'm going to do. 53 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,200 Keep stepping, keep living the dream. 54 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:01,120 Oh shit, you did not connect the audio. 55 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:06,640 Have you connected the audio? Hello. 56 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,800 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right. 57 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,320 Couple of things to get into straight away. 1 of water is way 58 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,840 too big. One of which is one of which is 59 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,080 this right? I've got a big, big dilemma that 60 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,080 might that might fuck this podcast. 61 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,080 I need your advice on this. Tell me what you would do if you 62 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,560 were in my shoes. OK. 63 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:33,000 So I my laptop is currently on 15% battery and he still he got 64 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:38,040 ready for to record. So my Mac charger, you know, 65 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,800 it's the metallic type charger. It was plugged in at the wall 66 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:46,080 and I moved loads of stuff the the drag the laptop over. 67 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Very Long story short, pulling the laptop charger out, it went 68 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:56,040 straight into my muggerty while it's connected now the light and 69 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,600 stuff still on. But do you think that if I plug 70 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,720 that into my laptop, there's going to be a Chernobyl? 71 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,160 I, I think, I think you'll be all right. 72 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,880 Like, I don't think it'll be a Beirut situation. 73 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,440 I think you should be good. But then again, I'm sort of 74 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,920 thinking you and I might not be the guys that would know like 75 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,080 that side of technology like like let's think about what 76 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,320 we're talking about live electrics. 77 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,600 I've just dipped it into a liquid, a new mere both like 78 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,079 primary. Well, you could just say listen, 79 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:23,680 try to record an episode of the podcast VAR McCann. 80 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,400 And literally my laptop exploded because we were talking. 81 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,720 How much hate? Good hit or I mean it's going to 82 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,560 explode either way. What the other thing I've got to 83 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,840 get into is your e-mail address is very, very traditional, very 84 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,720 straightforward. And it didn't used to be a new 85 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:43,480 on a personal level because I'm 32 year old father and my e-mail 86 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,280 address has a reference to wrestling in it. 87 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,920 But I think I think the people would not expect that of me. 88 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,280 So I think people would just think it was coincidence. 89 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,320 But wrestling fans like yourself will understand the reference. 90 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,120 But did I ever tell you what my I've had two e-mail address in 91 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,480 my life. Did I ever tell you what my 92 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,000 first e-mail address? Was I'm so excited to hear this. 93 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,520 Go ahead. You know who? 94 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,520 Rio Ferdinand. This. 95 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,600 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 96 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:15,080 My first ever Hotmail address was Rio under slash Ferdinand 97 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:22,680 under slash rules with az@hotmail.com and I was, I was 98 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,600 adding everyone's sister, mom and girlfriend, the MSN 99 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:30,320 Messenger, which when you saw Rio Ferdinand rules pop up, you 100 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:36,080 were getting chat I think. I think if I ever for some 101 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,840 reason met Rio Ferdinand, like some sort of corporate stand up 102 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,680 event or some sort of TV thing and told them that story, be 103 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,320 like, that's really fucking weird. 104 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,600 I think the. This Ed makes it the weird 105 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,400 weird. Did you have any other weird 106 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,080 e-mail addresses before your last one? 107 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:57,520 So I had my first like this is the Bebo e-mail address like 108 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,240 when you when you make the address just so you can get 109 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,600 people you don't even have any intentions of using MSN at the 110 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,080 stage. Yeah, it's the thing that comes 111 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:08,040 later is you mature. Yeah, I went for, I was like, 112 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,760 right, make an e-mail address and then they have that at Dot 113 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:16,640 co.uk and I was like, OK, I'm going to go McCann surname safe, 114 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,240 man. Yeah. 115 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,720 RVD. Yep. 35. 116 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,400 No, yeah, but you had that. That was yours up until what, 117 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,320 last year? No, really. 118 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,080 What I I have that e-mail address for you. 119 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,560 That's why I asked you for your e-mail address. 120 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,360 Yeah. I, I think, I mean, I'm keeping 121 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,840 mine as it as it is because not that many people are going to 122 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,560 get it. And I think the people that do 123 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,080 will like it, you know, like if it's someone from a professional 124 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,400 type thing to be more inclined to work with you, whatever. 125 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,000 If they're like, I used to like Wayne Mysterio back back in the 126 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,240 day. This first time we've seen each 127 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,840 other in a long time, even virtually. 128 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:56,960 I got to ask you my first question. 129 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,400 Ask everyone who comes on the podcast. 130 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,280 Do you drink tea? Now? 131 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,200 I don't know if I know this about you because we've known 132 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,120 each other for what, seven years? 133 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,600 Yeah, yeah. And you're a guy who will always 134 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,240 go to the novelty beverage before, like you're not a 135 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,880 traditional beverage guy. I think that's fair to say. 136 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,600 Yeah, yeah, you've been called worse than a than a non 137 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,120 traditional beverage guy. Like if it's like the mad 138 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,600 version of something like milkshake type fucking blended 139 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,080 thing, that's what you're going to have. 140 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,320 Does Iron McCann drink tea? I don't know the answer to this 141 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,440 question. What would you think? 142 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,840 I think in the right sentence, definitely. 143 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,920 I think if someone's died, you'll have a cup of tea. 144 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,800 You know what, you got it square on there. 145 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,120 The right satin be in my house. I don't like outside tea. 146 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,240 Now, is this because you think the tea tastes better in your 147 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,320 house? Yes, you're just comfortable 148 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:56,840 enough. Well, let me ask you this. 149 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:01,240 And what tea bags do you use? Punjana right or die? 150 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:19,040 Right or die? Jan is why you signed up to Bebo 151 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:24,000 in the first place. That was my other Hotmail 152 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,960 address too. The Punjabi Prince. 153 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,480 Oh. Man, this room's too warm. 154 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,559 Should open a window but but I enjoyed that a lot. 155 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:39,720 Poonjana bag dipper at the at lycos.net. 156 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,800 Do you ever remember Lycos used to let you send one free text 157 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,280 message but you had to keep resigning up for it every time. 158 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,000 You don't know how much of my life I wasted signing up for 159 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,680 that. This is the ultimate throwback 160 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,800 episode. Fucking Lycos. 161 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,120 I mean can. You hear me by the way, because 162 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,560 I feel like I have this mic plugged in, but usually you have 163 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,200 to do a thing before it works. So I feel like I'm maybe just 164 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,560 chatting to you through these headphones. 165 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,000 Yeah, No, it sounds. No, it sounds good. 166 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,080 That sounds good. Yeah. 167 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,720 Well, I mean, very, very enjoyable. 168 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,800 So you will, I mean, no one will know. 169 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,040 I didn't know that about you. And you're my friend. 170 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,800 Strangers won't know that about you. 171 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,200 Listeners will not know that the right setting you will drink cup 172 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,440 of tea. Will you just go for any cup or 173 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,640 you? Because this is kind of got 174 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,640 weird that the idea that you need to be in a certain setting 175 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:33,600 to have a cup of tea. Also, I was always a Tetley guy, 176 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,080 and then I discovered Barry's Green Green label. 177 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,920 OK. Yeah, the green label meaning? 178 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:47,920 Right Barry's, Barry's is an Irish tea that comes in a red 179 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,480 box, right? Like a red box like Punjana or 180 00:09:53,520 --> 00:10:05,080 like Punjana or or PG Tips and or or obviously Tipley and. 181 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:20,000 I'm trying to think of more. I can't think of any more. 182 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,760 Someone in the comments section definitely will. 183 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,920 But yeah, so Barry's someone, one of the listeners was like, 184 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,520 you got to try Barry's. I went as the not just for that 185 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,640 reason. I saw Barry. 186 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,360 I got them. I liked it, but I got Yorkshire 187 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,560 tea as well. I like that. 188 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:38,520 Then someone else was like, what you need is the green Barry's 189 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,400 tea, Not green tea, just it's called gold, Barry's gold, Jesus 190 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,120 Christ. Jesus Christ. 191 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,320 Was it like luxury? Like why is it gold? 192 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,240 It's just it's something you would give an ambassador. 193 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,680 This is like black level tea stuff. 194 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,400 I feel like this is this is where you're like in the, you're 195 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,320 in the BDSM of tea essentially. Like you're bored of the kind of 196 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:06,920 normal, kind of standard tea, and now you got A to get a same 197 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,000 level of dopamine, you got to go away, but riskier. 198 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,160 Yeah, I sometimes, I'll be honest, I've got many different 199 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,240 teas in my tea cupboard that I put my hand in. 200 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,320 I don't know what I'm bringing it. 201 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,320 That's here, that's exciting, that's having life on the edge. 202 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I like the visuals 203 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:28,200 of you drinking tea and because you seem very guarded about it 204 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,520 or you like you need to be in the right setting. 205 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,840 So I think it's something you I think you would feel very 206 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,880 vulnerable if people saw you drink tea. 207 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,280 It is a personal thing, I think. Like, do you have a like I was 208 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,720 talking to a friend about this the other day where he was 209 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:45,440 saying he doesn't have cereal in anywhere anywhere but his house 210 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,640 because the experience is too intimate. 211 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:52,240 I wouldn't like anyone to see me eat cereal because when you, you 212 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,120 will get like a little bit of milk here. 213 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,960 So you do like quite a bit of a Hannibal Lecter gets, you know, 214 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,160 I don't like, I don't like people to see me do that. 215 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,280 I don't really eat cereal either. 216 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,080 But do you mean do I have a thing that I don't like? 217 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,480 I don't like anyone to see me do. 218 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,840 Yeah, yeah, well, eat, you know, do lads, you know. 219 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:14,720 Coke. What about the guy who just does 220 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,680 coke in his house by himself? Yeah, just gets the set and red 221 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:23,240 candles. And I don't know much. 222 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,480 I don't. I don't like to watch much of 223 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,080 the day with anybody else talking to me. 224 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,160 OK. What about someone sticks it on 225 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,520 and it's I'm like, I've an 8. They're like films. 226 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,160 You put on film and someone starts, you know, you hit play. 227 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,080 You're 5 minutes into a film and someone's like, what the what 228 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,640 are you at tomorrow? And you're like, no, what are 229 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,360 you doing? What's your film? 230 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,560 Yeah, no, I don't like that either. 231 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,920 I don't like watching films that I had planned to watch if I'm in 232 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,160 a group of friends because of that reason. 233 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,360 Yeah, because, like, you miss one crucial bit and then, you 234 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,800 know, for fuck's sake, like a sex sense, you know, you miss 235 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,760 the part where Bruce Willis is dead and it's just an under 236 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,320 underwhelming film. What? 237 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,440 What's your situation with stand up? 238 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,840 Have you done? You were out of gig that I was 239 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,600 at my first time visually. I've seen you in a long time. 240 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,920 It was a great moment. I. 241 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,560 Enjoyed it? Have you done any like gigs 242 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,160 back? You done a socially distance 243 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,400 stand up. First will be this weekend, I'm 244 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,000 doing the same gig that you did last week for Torio Angeloni's 245 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,840 garden gig. That'll be great. 246 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,080 Yeah, I'm looking forward to it because I went there because I'm 247 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,360 sure you were hanging the same yourself. 248 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:30,120 It's like if someone pitches to you like a garden gig at the 249 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,000 start of lockdown, you might have been like, no, there's no 250 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,480 fucking hope to that. But then you're 5 months date 251 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,160 and you're like, you know what? I would just love to do anything 252 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,320 that resembles a stand up gig, anything. 253 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,560 And then I went down and his is great. 254 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,000 Seem to be I was like he probably has the best and 255 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,200 Victoria was a guy who like lives in London from here. 256 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,880 Well, not like probably originally not like the family. 257 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,400 You've got to think call Victoria Angeloni. 258 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,080 You got to understand he's probably from, I don't know, 259 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,240 Limerick. And then when he, when he was 260 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,200 like, I'm doing this gig in my back garden and it's all 261 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,880 socially distance, as if you probably have the best 262 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,400 intentions for doing that. But actually executing that, 263 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,480 it's going to be really, really difficult in your own garden. 264 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,920 You don't have like staff or anything like that. 265 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,960 I reckon from seeing pictures of socially distance bar gigs and 266 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,760 stuff that have been put back all over the country, I actually 267 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,280 think his is probably the most responsibly ran because 268 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,400 everybody like, even though it was break because when you and I 269 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,760 know when you hear bring your own booze, you're like, oh for 270 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,600 fuck's sake. It's it's going to be rowdy and 271 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,800 stuff. But everybody just wanted it to 272 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,960 be like a really nice night and it was well set up. 273 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,560 Yeah, like APA, it did. It didn't feel just like a DIY 274 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,040 kind of thrown together gig. Felt that it felt great. 275 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,920 And yeah, I was, I was pretty sceptical of it as well. 276 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,000 Are you going to do so any any stand up spoken to about gigs 277 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,080 come back? Some people are like, I'm just 278 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,720 going to do tried and tested stuff because I just want to get 279 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,720 back to being on stage. And then half the people speak 280 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,760 to her like I just can't wait to try new stuff. 281 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,720 What are you doing? Scenarios is like I, I wrote 282 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,920 nothing until literally last week and then last week. 283 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,440 Since then I've been writing like every day. 284 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,520 But for the whole, I mean literally the whole some people 285 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,080 are like, you know, I've already wrote 9, but you know, they take 286 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,840 the odd bit down. I literally didn't even take out 287 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,760 my phone. Take notes. 288 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,040 Intent intentionally. You're like, I just want to 289 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,680 break from this. You just didn't feel inspired to 290 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,040 write anything. I think I did one time, like I 291 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,840 sat down to do it and then I was like, well, what am I writing 292 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,680 this for? Like when's will this be 293 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,480 relevant at all by the time I come around to do and stand up 294 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,800 again? It's just such a weird kind of 295 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,080 thing. And then I was like, when else 296 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,760 will you get the chance to like, not think about it for a while? 297 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,960 So I'll just, I'll just take advantage of it. 298 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:54,120 I mean, it was weird because just show me you put someone. 299 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,000 I put so much pressure on myself that day. 300 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,080 I was like very, very, very nervous. 301 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,600 I don't get nervous the day of the show. 302 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,720 I do get nervous when I get to the venue or whatever backstage, 303 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,880 but on the day I'm I'm fine. I woke up that day like proper 304 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,600 nervous. Like really, really nervous 305 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,680 drove their nervous backstage was even like a bit jittery. 306 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,800 William Thompson had chewing gum. 307 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,160 I hadn't seen chewing gum five months. 308 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,760 I was like, I don't even like chewing as I can have it and he 309 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,680 no. If if you were going to give me 310 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,400 chewing gum, if you had a packet of chewing gum, how would you 311 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,720 give me it if I asked for a bit? I would say it's probably 312 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,720 located in my right pocket. Take it out and then like give 313 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,400 it to you to take and then take your own bet. 314 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,080 All right, OK. I say I wouldn't. 315 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,320 And that's what he did. He did. 316 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:41,520 He threw it to me and I dodged it and let it fall on the 317 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,920 ground. And I went, I can't touch it 318 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,760 because you've touched it now. I think he thought maybe because 319 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,120 he's disabled, it was something like I was saying like you're 320 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,480 disabled. So I can't like him having that. 321 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,280 Like I didn't like it, but I had to say like, no, I because if 322 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,600 I'm giving someone chewing gum, I'm going to work it out of the 323 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,000 pocket into your hand. Yes, yes. 324 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,200 Because it limits the amount of bed you know. 325 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,400 Then I know you only take one bed. 326 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,359 Yeah, no, I'd like to give free rein. 327 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,040 I'm like, you know, let's see what you're about here. 328 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,680 So so how would you react if I if if I took three bits of 329 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,119 chewing gum from your pocket? I wouldn't say anything at the 330 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,040 time. I would. 331 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,839 I would let it. I would let it like, oh that 332 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:20,119 arrest and ferment, but in the back of my head I'd be like, 333 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:23,040 Shane's a greedy cunt. Yeah, three, far too much. 334 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,280 I mean, it's like someone who like, oh, you have a chip and 335 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,319 someone's like can have it and they take a handful. 336 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,440 Yeah, you're like storing that or something. 337 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,720 There's no need for you to take 3 bits of change them ever. 338 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,800 No disrespectful. What are you? 339 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,600 She had to like me. You had to cancel your Belfast 340 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,440 show and I don't know if you're going to tour around that, but 341 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,960 then have you put that all back to next year? 342 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,400 June next year. I remember even whenever it was 343 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,520 getting rescheduled first time round, I was like, oh, I can't 344 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:56,000 see it being this year. And then two weeks later they 345 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,600 were like, yeah, I think you're right. 346 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,240 We're going to do it June next year. 347 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,680 I was the same, unlike the eternal optimist Mickey 348 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,520 Bartlett. Right after that Mikey was going 349 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,880 to be like you see a guy that did the country concert Chase 350 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,080 Rice or something. Mikey was about to do like a 351 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,800 full blown pandemic denier gig which probably he's probably the 352 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,760 only comedian that would have sold regardless because most of 353 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,120 us audiences conspiracy theories anyway. 354 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:29,240 Yeah, I mean, I, I was messaging and being like, do you know 355 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,880 something I don't like if you who, who are you tight with in 356 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,480 the World Health Organisation? Because he was like, listen, 357 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,080 don't worry, it's three days away. 358 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,200 And I was like, I don't know if this is going to happen. 359 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,320 And then at the last minute, he's like, going to have to set 360 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,040 this back. It's like, yeah, global 361 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,800 pandemic, you know? Now, to be fair, part of me was 362 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,680 going, I really hope that he does prove everyone wrong and it 363 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,560 ends up happening like at the last minute because Can you 364 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,200 imagine being like one of the first gigs back for people in 365 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,120 general? It'd be so buzzing and it's at 366 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,000 your gig. Well, that's, that's I think 367 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,960 what's so good about I'm going, I'm going forward with it for 368 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:12,040 this charger, by the way. Shit, It's OK. 369 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:16,080 Yeah, all we're all good. And that's what I think is good 370 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,120 about the likes of these garden gigs because people are just 371 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,720 like buzzing that you're doing it. 372 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,280 And there is, there's a the reason I was nervous when I got 373 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,960 there as well as there's an awkward thing with the audience 374 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,880 for the first time ever that I've been to stand up, the 375 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,280 audience felt nervous as well. Everybody was a bit like out of 376 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,320 their comfort zone. And then once the night started, 377 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,760 it was like, oh, that's fucking lovely. 378 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,960 It just reminds everyone of why they're like going out to to 379 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,920 live stuff. Well, it's nice to know too that 380 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:47,400 like all the shows are selling pretty much instantly, so it 381 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,160 shows how that people are still very much interested in seeing 382 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,760 stand up even in these weird times. 383 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,280 Yeah, I think that's the thing you want not being biassed, but 384 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,520 I think that's the thing you would want to go and see at a 385 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,960 time like this. Yeah, like the comedy club or 386 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:05,000 you know, you just you just kind of escape from things a bit more 387 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,800 and just see driving home like you part of it is just as 388 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,760 missing stand up. Like I I nearly went on way too 389 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,240 long with that gig and I had that thought where it was like 390 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,840 no one's going to mind if I do another 10/15/20 and then. 391 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,200 I, I was like, no, do you know what? 392 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,000 It's, it's been so enjoyable. Like I, I don't want to fuck it 393 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,440 up. So I I just drove home with a 394 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,000 big smile on my face and it's first time for ages I've had 395 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,120 like almost like not being able to sleep adrenaline after. 396 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,920 Yeah, I don't I saw you, you were, you were like proper 397 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,640 proper on form like. I just felt and it was, it was 398 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,160 the excitement there was having been away from it for so long. 399 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:48,080 And whenever you do that gig and you get that first laugh, just 400 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,760 like you, like your heart balloons up. 401 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,560 Not in a bad way like, but you, you just kinda, I don't know, 402 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,720 there's just something about it where I was like, I did not 403 00:20:55,720 --> 00:21:00,240 realise how much I missed this. I had a very interesting thing 404 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,640 happened just before that gig whereby I went up kind of last 405 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:14,840 minute with my, my friend Dom and we go up in the car and he 406 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,160 likes, he's standing over for the night. 407 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,400 So he parks his car up and we get a taxi. 408 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,600 We'll go a taxi in the way there. 409 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,480 Well, first of all, before I tell that right, one of the best 410 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,880 experiences of customer service I've ever had was over Belfast 411 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,120 Taxi Driver whereby I got the bus to Europa Bus Centre. 412 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,880 I come out and you know, as soon as you walk out there's like 3 413 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,800 or 4 taxis lined up right? Aggressively get yes. 414 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:46,000 Yeah, yeah. Like I woke up and the guy said, 415 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,800 come on, you meet me. I hop in the back seat and I was 416 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,720 meeting my friends at woodworkers. 417 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,080 So I get in and he goes, where are you for boss? 418 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,080 And I was like, woodworkers, please. 419 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:05,160 And he goes, fuck that. And I was like, where else will 420 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,240 this happen? And then I was like, oh, it's 421 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,200 beside libraries. Like it's literally the building 422 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,960 beside libraries. And then he goes, why the fuck 423 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,200 didn't you just say love, reason and Isaac, I admit, can you just 424 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:25,760 fucking take me there, you know? What I mean, I mean, I like that 425 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,280 he was perplexed. You didn't know. 426 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,880 He didn't know where woodworkers was. 427 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:35,320 Yeah, like most taxi drivers, most I'm not being like started 428 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,200 up but clear. But most would, if they didn't 429 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:43,000 know where you were looking to go and maybe grab the phone, do 430 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,760 a sneaky Google map, maybe look at like they knew all along. 431 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,240 Ask one of those. Guys, just straight away it was 432 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,040 like. I love that. 433 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,560 I don't know what the fuck that is. 434 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:56,200 So hold on, you went from OMA to Belfast by bus and then you got 435 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,040 a taxi to Woodworkers and then you went to the gig or by? 436 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,240 No, no, that was, that was a separate thing, right? 437 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,800 But but before that. So before the gig, me and Dom 438 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,560 get a taxi right to the Torios gig. 439 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,080 And on the way there I asked the tax man, I'm like, sorry, on the 440 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,240 way mate, could you stop at an off licence? 441 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,160 We're going to like a bring your own booze type of thing. 442 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,320 And he's like, oh, I don't know now I don't know. 443 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,680 Now there's a couple of roads here closing on where the hand 444 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,480 is going to be. And I'm just like, if it's not, 445 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,480 you know, no, I'm not crazy out of the way. 446 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,480 Like if there's something handy on right And he goes I do 447 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,040 actually know Spot. Yeah, yeah, I do. 448 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,960 And I was like, OK, is it like a Russell's or what? 449 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,320 News. I can't even mind. 450 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,680 It would be honest and then it drives us down right and stops 451 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,960 beside this building and goes to me and my friend Dom right lads, 452 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,640 us use there on the right and we get out. 453 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,320 Now this place, I'm not saying any of the place, but it's 454 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:56,000 literally a taxi office. And then we walked in and 455 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,360 there's like a wee hatch. Yeah. 456 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,520 Swear to God, because there's two vending machines, it's a 457 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,400 taxi office. And I was like, it can't be 458 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,240 that. It must be like around the 459 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,360 corner. We walk past it. 460 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,280 The guys do it in the horn being like, right, So we're like, what 461 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,400 the fuck is? So we walk in, we hatch. 462 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,120 I walk up like, kind of like, look around a bit. 463 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,920 Then the guy opens the Hatch and I'm like, you know, like you 464 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,480 feel like you're in a social experiment. 465 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,160 Yeah, yeah. You're like some like Youtubers 466 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,360 going to pop out and say something. 467 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:29,000 And I was like, do you sell alcohol? 468 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,120 Myth? Like, sorry to be really random 469 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,320 here. And he's like, what are you 470 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,520 after? And I was like. 471 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,280 It's like, don't be stupid. It's a fuck. 472 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,400 Then it's. Like but like whenever someone 473 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,080 says what are you after for alcohol, you just wouldn't know 474 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,240 how to react. So I was like, yeah, I'll take 475 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,600 do you do you have Stala? Yeah, you're trying to be as 476 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,040 general as possible. Yeah. 477 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,560 And he goes, I can't do that, mate. 478 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,600 But what I can do is 10 cure, 7 LB. 479 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,320 And I was like, yeah, I'll. Take that offer at all because 480 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,280 because when you're in that situation, you kind of feel like 481 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,240 there's a little bit of pressure on and you'll take what you're 482 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,240 given. So if he had to been like I'll 483 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,600 do you 10 cures here for £58, you go. 484 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,320 That's reasonable. That's reasonable. 485 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,600 The guy scurries, that's how the only way I can describe how he 486 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:28,080 went a scurried, like scurried to the back where it looked like 487 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,400 there was a kitchen. I don't know. 488 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,280 But like tiles of some description and I kinda so I 489 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,520 assume kitchen Tiberia brings me 10 balls of curves and like you 490 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,320 know the way like your mum would have a cupboard where she has it 491 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,760 stuffed full of plastic bags. Yep. 492 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,920 Right. Yep, for like your PE kit or 493 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,960 something. And he gives me one of them 494 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,800 bags, right? And it was the warmest beer I've 495 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,680 ever had in my life. But it was absolutely amazing. 496 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,200 It was, it was a real, genuine experience. 497 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,320 She think it's made text ahead and went stick stick those Coors 498 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,880 on the boiler like the guy doesn't know. 499 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,400 The guy doesn't know you're just supposed to be chilled. 500 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,920 Have you ever heard of this? Not the fact that that you can 501 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,360 actually walk into the taxi depot and buy alcohol, but I 502 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,680 definitely have heard taxi drivers come bring your booze. 503 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,480 I'd always felt like a playground myth to me. 504 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,240 I never actually heard of anyone doing that. 505 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,400 Yeah, no, I've experienced it and it was. 506 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,000 I mean, did you appreciate even the beers warm? 507 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,400 Did you appreciate them more because you were like, it's a 508 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,240 cool way I got these? We'll see. 509 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,440 Because of the fact that everything is so strange now, it 510 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,560 did feel like I was in. It felt like I was in the 511 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,520 Prohibition era where it was illegal to sell alcohol. 512 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,520 Yeah. Yeah. 513 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,800 So I grabbed these 10 warm beers, head to a garden gig and 514 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,600 I was like what the fuck is this year like? 515 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,400 Everything's just a new way of doing things, isn't it? 516 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,640 Like, yeah, even when you said about woodworkers, in my head, 517 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,960 I'm like, what would that be like? 518 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:04,040 Yeah, No, I'm, I'm like a like an old, you know, like a sort of 519 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,640 like Gandalf type guy who's never really experienced like 520 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,800 modern world. What is it like? 521 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,600 You know, I have no idea. Gandalf. 522 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,480 Yeah, when he's, when he's, when he's done a Chinese accent, that 523 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,920 is. But I, I just have no idea what 524 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:28,960 I mean, even the idea like table service and I have no idea what 525 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,000 it's like. And you, you, you will. 526 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,960 This will target your heartstrings. 527 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,920 Back on the radio last Friday, What? 528 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,680 What would I look forward to most about that? 529 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,400 You think if I'm going into Belfast the Dublin Rd. 530 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:46,800 Nandos. So also remind me to tell you a 531 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,200 great Nando story You obviously love. 532 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,240 So it's like happy days. We'll meet Nora before the 533 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,400 radio. Meet Dave Elliott and Dan Quick, 534 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,520 the producer who need to ask you about because he's from OMA and 535 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,320 I just want to play a do you know him because he's from OMA 536 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,240 game and as a boys will meet early Nando's. 537 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,200 It's on me. You know, I'm I'm going to take 538 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,720 the boys out. It's going to be a nice time 539 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,960 turn. By the way, I forgot my debit 540 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,920 card down on the pay for it, but I I like walked up to the door 541 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:18,240 and it was like, you know, that hall and Oates song what I want 542 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,200 you got there. I was like dandering up like the 543 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,280 chicken king is back. You know, the cheeky is boy and 544 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,400 Nando's back and then I put my hand on the door and it just 545 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,760 didn't open. Hey, they're only doing like 546 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,840 collection. Oh no. 547 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,200 And I gotta collect like, you know, I Rep I represent that 548 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,200 store very hard and I have a deep seated love for my heart is 549 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,200 in that shop. So I was like, I've got to get 550 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,640 take out. It's not going to be the same. 551 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,640 I got a kind of Coke 0 when I ordered through the app, didn't 552 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:55,240 put it in. Is that your biggest hit of 553 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,280 lockdown, would you say? What, is that the worst thing 554 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,520 that's happened to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 555 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:08,720 I think it's the worst thing of lockdown for anyone because as 556 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,440 we know, coronavirus is not real. 557 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,680 So this is something that really happened. 558 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,960 Yeah, I actually ordered a face mask on Amazon just as a hoax on 559 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,120 it. Yeah, but you still wear. 560 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,240 I love the idea that somebody would do that but still wear it. 561 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,560 What? I was Robin McShane came down to 562 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,440 Omar, you know, a comedian, Robin McShane from the very fun. 563 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:45,080 And he goes, fuck, this place is bosom. 564 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,800 Now, to be fair, that day Omar very packed, very busy, you 565 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,720 know, and I said as a joke, I was like, oh, the place is full 566 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,240 of pandemic deniers, right? The first guy we walk into 567 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,840 lovely guy right from school, some guy I need to put that I 568 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,200 need to make a clear to start, right, really nice guy, great 569 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,080 guy, really friendly, family oriented, good guy, right? 570 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,400 But he said we are obviously coronavirus came up in 571 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:21,320 conversation quite naturally and that he said he goes, it's 572 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,560 fucking crazy. I fabricated the whole thing is, 573 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,520 and I was like, is he about to spit like a real truth bomb here 574 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:32,720 on what's really going on? And it goes, you know, there's 575 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,000 people, right? This is how stupid it is. 576 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,400 And I was like, right, OK, this guy's common facts, right? 577 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:44,160 He goes, there's people that have had cancer 27 years and 578 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,120 then they get coronavirus and they die and then they're marked 579 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,920 as a coronavirus death. And I was like, first of all, 580 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,040 they still died of coronavirus, right? 581 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,400 But second of all, have you ever heard of someone having cancer 582 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:04,600 for 27 years? You go to the doctors and 583 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,880 they're like, you're like, doc, how long have I got? 584 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,000 And he's like 2 1/2 decades. It's pretty rough. 585 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,480 So there's like you might want to get your affairs in order in 586 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:18,120 the year 2047. You've got a full Jimi Hendrix 587 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,080 left. That's it. 588 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,640 By the way, I'm sorry to say you've got a quarter cent. 589 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:37,560 Things are going to start to move pretty fast because the 590 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,320 next time there's a solar eclipse, you're right, you're 591 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,120 right. You have exactly 27 Guinness 592 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,720 Book of Record. It's left in the shops before 593 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:54,480 it's time to go. Yeah, I mean, the thing, one 594 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,000 thing I I don't like conspiracy theorists being like, you ought 595 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,560 to question everything. I totally see the merit in that. 596 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,200 I don't have time to do it, but I'd see I see the merit in it. 597 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,680 But what I don't like is, and, you know, we're talking about 598 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,000 Mick being a conspiracy theorist and, you know, he definitely is 599 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,960 into him in Congress podcast. But what I like about them is 600 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,840 they they just like debate it. And they're like, this is my 601 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,080 take. This is what I think. 602 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,000 And it's sort of like fucked either way. 603 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,840 But the thing I can't stand online is people who are like 604 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,400 almost smug about it, you know, Yeah, people were like loads of 605 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:32,520 laughing emojis be like saying all you sheep need to wake up. 606 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,560 And there's a guy who DJs on a big commercial radio station 607 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,840 here. I don't you probably won't 608 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,320 figure out what station I'm talking about, but it wouldn't 609 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:47,760 be cold FM now. And he he every day he's like 610 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,520 he's like putting up all these laughing emoji things and he's 611 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,520 like, I called this back in March and it's like, yes, you 612 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,400 and 19,000,000 other people. You're fucking tinfoil hats. 613 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,040 I comment on under one of those things. 614 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,200 Why do I do that? I comment on under his thing. 615 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,640 You put something up about non COVID, like you say non COVID 616 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,840 related deaths or whatever. They've lied to us about this. 617 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,040 And I was like, I just wrote, why do you write about this, 618 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,800 like saying when you called it like you're predicting the end, 619 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,600 the Game of Thrones. Either way, people died. 620 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,680 Yeah, Like, either way, chances are someone, you know, like 621 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,040 their relative or whatever died of coronavirus now. 622 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,880 It's like a grasp of intelligence. 623 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,480 Yeah, it's, it's, it's something to do for quite a lot of people, 624 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,560 I think. And and then you you say, and I 625 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,880 don't know enough about it, right? 626 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,120 But a lot of what I'm seeing is very like in a roundabout way, 627 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,920 pro Trump. I don't know how Trump is doing 628 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,440 it, but I just know a lot of guys I know started off being 629 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,160 like, oh, fuck pedos. And I was like, Yep, I agree. 630 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,280 And then the next thing would be like Trump fucking he hates 631 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,360 pedos and I don't even like them. 632 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,920 That's what they all started saying. 633 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,600 I don't even like Trump, right? But I'm just going to say this. 634 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,480 And now they're just straight up getting fucking Trump 2020 635 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,080 scored into their heads accomplices. 636 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,960 I don't like Trump, but I will defend them online for six hours 637 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,840 at a time. Yeah, I mean. 638 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,560 Which I also love to about a DJ from over here, like being like 639 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,800 writing, like you fucking shape wake up and then 20 minutes 640 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,400 later they've been like, OK guys, so we got the killers here 641 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,239 coming in, Mr Bright sides dropping your seatbelts. 642 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,960 Sorry, what? That personality, it doesn't go 643 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,679 together with that job. You can't, you can't be a 644 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:39,239 Northern Irish DJ and it also be heavily red pulled on right wing 645 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:44,080 forums. We need to look into Pizzagate. 646 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,159 They need to investigate Pizzagate. 647 00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:48,639 Speaking of pizzas, who's having a pizza party? 648 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,679 These guys are it's LMFAO party rock anthem. 649 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,960 Very convenient that they're looking for Madeline McCann 650 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,280 again in the middle of a pandemic. 651 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,640 OK, wake up, people. Eddie here is Ellie Golding. 652 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,600 Strange that Barack Obama's been very quiet during all this. 653 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,360 He's killed himself. This is Ricky Martin, and he's 654 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:32,080 Livin La Vida loca. Speaking of people that are on 655 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,160 Skyscanner for Epstein's island, that's Pharrell Williams speech 656 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:43,920 in Robert Thicke. Oh my God. 657 00:35:51,400 --> 00:36:00,960 Ellen shot JFK this one. Speaking of which, we're flat to 658 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,000 the mat with a party had it's Richie Remo. 659 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,240 The funny thing about all the conspiracy there is they're 660 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,080 probably all right. What do you think? 661 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:23,040 I I literally right if it doesn't immediately affect my 662 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,560 day there and then and what I'm doing. 663 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,600 It sounds terrible but I don't care. 664 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,960 You're right, we get desensitised to so much. 665 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,840 Yeah, right. It was like Brexit. 666 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,880 I I said the only thing I need to know about Brexit is, well, 667 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,520 my bins going in a different day. 668 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,880 That's the number one priority I have is when my bins going 669 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,680 because I've been in that situation before. 670 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,960 We're putting my bin out in the wrong day and that fucking walk 671 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,400 of shame back through your head. Yeah. 672 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,080 With a full bin, because if you have a full bin, you can't make 673 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,840 it seem like it's an empty bin. You're on your way back with 674 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,320 because you've got to drag it a little bit more. 675 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,320 And yeah, that's all I needed to know. 676 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,120 Brexit. They're like, oh, fucking 677 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,840 recession economy. And like, yeah, that's terrible. 678 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,800 But like do we still get paid for gigs? 679 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,840 Exactly. It's weird, yeah. 680 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,000 It's like that thing of and it is probably ignorance in a way, 681 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,640 but I think we're it's just the way we're conditioned now where 682 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,240 you know, you'll you'll read about some tragedy that happens 683 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,560 somewhere in the world, like some complete catastrophe. 684 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,840 But you can scroll through that in the news feed and then read 685 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,760 another article about some celebrity thing. 686 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,960 It's and it's not like you don't care. 687 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,880 It's just that that's just the way it is. 688 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,440 No, almost like. Yeah, I. 689 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,640 Sorry, sorry. No, no. 690 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,480 No, I didn't have a point after that. 691 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,320 It was like it used to be you would you would like see 692 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,000 something like a headline. That was a really terrible 693 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 thing. Like, you know, anything someone 694 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,720 murdered here there and you'd be like, oh shit, that's awful. 695 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:55,160 And then you would have like the day at least to like from like 696 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,600 let it ferment away. But well, there is now if you 697 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,360 take if you do 1 swift scroll of Twitter, it's just tragedy, 698 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,760 tragedy, tragedy, tragedy. Like, you know. 699 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,360 Tragedy, tragedy making it Mickey. 700 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,040 This show still happening, guys, and I'm aware I fuck that up by 701 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,040 calling him Mickety, but these things happen. 702 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,960 I think I'm still good. Mickey's new show on the Oster. 703 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:22,040 All Mickey Tickety talk. Mickey D Boo everything, 704 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,440 everything's Mickey D Boo. It's not make coronavirus. 705 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,960 But then, you know, the way people are like all the 706 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,200 government are saying everyone like their muzzle on us by 707 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,360 putting us these, by putting these face masks on us. 708 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,600 What? What what are they getting out 709 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,880 of it? It's like the whole Flat Earth 710 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,760 thing. People are like the government 711 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,440 know one thing we know about anything is nobody can keep a 712 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,280 secret in the world. Yeah. 713 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,200 Like, and the bigger the secret, the more it's going to come out 714 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,280 at some stage. Yeah. 715 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,960 Do you think there's people with the knowledge and proof that 716 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,200 there is a Flat Earth and they're not saying anyone like 717 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,400 you would know? And also, what are they? 718 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,880 What's the benefit of there being a Flat Earth? 719 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,720 What's the benefit of like, lying the people of it? 720 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,440 I would like to think that if anybody new information like 721 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,720 that, there would be one night at an after party at 3:00 in the 722 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,040 morning. The nights kind of died down and 723 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,400 they're smoking a a fag outside and they just turn to the mint 724 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,200 and go. I have to tell someone this. 725 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,120 Mate, I don't want to melt your head here right? 726 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:35,240 But that listen, I know your taxi is coming in 2 minutes, but 727 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,680 listen, this here you can tell I don't know how to smoke. 728 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,960 Hold up the people you people used to do that in my school, 729 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,000 hold the cigarette the wrong way around and like do something 730 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,800 with it and then they breathe it out and then other people smoked 731 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,920 it. I don't know, it's weird do. 732 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,800 You want to hear something? You'll be very disappointed. 733 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,000 A man? Yeah. 734 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,760 I smoked my first cigarette two weeks ago. 735 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,840 Why now? Here's now. 736 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,320 Here's the thing. Wasn't entered. 737 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,600 Wasn't entered. I haven't been, let's say, 738 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,400 coffee, where it's a barrier you have to overcome and then you're 739 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,640 fully addicted. Well, I have a medical degree 740 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,160 and you just cough there, so I'm sorry to tell you you only have 741 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,960 57 years. I have to live because of that, 742 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,640 my friend. Time is taken. 743 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,040 And if I were you, I would get everything out of the way that 744 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,960 you needed to do. I would take things off that 745 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:35,520 bucket list every decade because right, so you smoke the 746 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,040 cigarette basically, start to finish. 747 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,200 Yes. I'm not disappointed. 748 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,160 I think now that I'm a I'm a dad guy. 749 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,680 You know, by the way, it's it's disgusting. 750 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,360 It's like me until now to say congratulations on this podcast. 751 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,840 I have wish you congratulations obviously personally. 752 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,840 What doesn't count until it's on this podcast? 753 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,240 That's true. Congratulations mate. 754 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,280 I. Appreciate that, but you 755 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,960 definitely run out of like patience for a lot of things. 756 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,480 Like if you told me that before, I would have been like me, then 757 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,600 I would have tried to talk to you at every smoking a cigarette 758 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,320 again. And now I'm like, why would I do 759 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,360 that? Because like you say, you're not 760 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,800 into it and it's just going to be a waste of both of our times. 761 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,200 But at the same time, you're a very naughty, rude boy. 762 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,280 And I don't ever do that. Don't ever do that. 763 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,640 And do you? So I smoked, I smoked, I 764 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,360 remember right. I've never smoked the whole 765 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,520 cigarette in my life. I've probably smoked the 766 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,400 equivalent of a cigarette, if you know what I mean, through 767 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,760 various draws. And when I say stuff like that, 768 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,000 I sound like an undercover police. 769 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,480 Yeah. Various draws, LD's, people you 770 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,000 set in your school. LD's. 771 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,960 What's that? Last draws LD's. 772 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,080 Genuine. I was the thing people used to 773 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:44,800 walk about. LD's. 774 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,080 LD's, LD's. That's hilarious. 775 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,360 Sometimes people have local things that don't make sense. 776 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,240 Like I think I've talked about this podcast before. 777 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:59,440 I worked on a Mace in East Belfast and people used to come 778 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,640 in and go already made things. What think card? 779 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,600 I was like, I don't know what a thing card is. 780 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,320 So it's like, you know, like a phone card or something. 781 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,880 They'll come in like me a thing card. 782 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,840 Put a fibre on the thing card. Dinner card. 783 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,280 That no I'm looking for 50 things on the card. 784 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,520 A thing is a bus pass. OK. 785 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,400 Thing that's a thing. Stick 50 things on that. 786 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,240 Very weird. We say thing for money like in 787 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,640 my group of friends. Oh, like 10 things. 788 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,480 Yeah, we would say like, you know, twenty thing, whatever. 789 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,800 Yeah. Oh just Dang, no S on the end of 790 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,640 it. No, no, no, no Dings. 791 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,320 Or I would look like such a deck in front of your friends if I 792 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,800 was like here. 50 Dings. Oh fuck thank God you told me 793 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,560 that. Nope, I like Nope 20 it's. 794 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,600 Nice. Yeah, I like. 795 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,720 Nope. Nope's good. 796 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,360 Nope. Dreams. 797 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,480 I like it. Nope's good. 798 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,080 Yeah, man. You say Nope, dreams. 799 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,960 The end of dreams. I don't know, just give it a 800 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,040 minute like Who Dreams? Who Dreams is this basketball 801 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,160 documentary that me and my mates Stevie and John were looking 802 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,080 someone to watch one day, just like sitting in the house, maybe 803 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,200 one like Friday night or something. 804 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,480 Someone's like stick something on. 805 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,880 I put on this basketball documentary. 806 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,560 I was like, this might be good. Most tragic Blake thing you'll 807 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,040 ever see. Just some kid trying to get out 808 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,960 of the projects. I think a few of them get out in 809 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,880 this one lad that's fucking still there. 810 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,720 And it was grim. Just made us really sad. 811 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,200 Well, you know. Not a lot of time you've been 812 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,200 looking, you've got to fill a podcast concert, which I think 813 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,400 if you get sad at some point, you just write out that. 814 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,240 Well, The Last Dance is a more upbeat one, I would say in Bath, 815 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,960 if we're talking basketball. Documentary specifically. 816 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:42,320 I thought the Last dance was good and I bought a retro 817 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,000 Chicago Bulls topple Rodman on the back and then, which is 818 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,160 fine, you know, it's a little bit bandwagon, which is again 819 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:53,200 something probably before child. I would have been like, oh man, 820 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,520 people jumping on the bandwagon. I'm just all about the 821 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,280 bandwagon. They just go for the bandwagon. 822 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,000 Nothing wrong with the bandwagon. 823 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,560 What's your biggest change now? Obviously it's very soon to say 824 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,560 like, but what's your biggest change since you've became a 825 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,280 father that you've noticed in yourself? 826 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,680 Put my hands on my hips a lot. OK. 827 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:21,680 Which is a bit of a dad move. And like, like time management 828 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,440 now I just don't have time to do things. 829 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,680 And before I would have tried to please all of the people all the 830 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,040 time. And I just go, Nah, my hands, my 831 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,880 hips. I'm like, Nah, can't do it. 832 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,680 Can't do it. Honestly, I suppose to have a 833 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,600 phone call with somebody last week, I just couldn't ever phone 834 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,000 them back really just didn't have time. 835 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,720 So yeah, I'm still I'm still figuring it out. 836 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,480 I mean, the big change is like I think being like probably 837 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,640 lesbian. So like I'll get like sick and 838 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,240 piss and stuff on my, I mean, that's just my own on like on my 839 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:59,000 T-shirts or like, or like my son will shit on me and you just 840 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,360 give it like a bit of a damp wipe. 841 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,720 But I don't care. I just kind of go about now with 842 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:06,360 a bit like I'm you become more functional as opposed to like 843 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:11,080 fancy, like don't get me wrong, like I can still turn it on, but 844 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,520 it's very, very rare. Like, you know, like if I was 845 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,440 going to the shop, I would. Who is that a? 846 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,720 Magical dwarf did. You just close that. 847 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,320 Did you just complete a level of zeal? 848 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,720 I also love my immediately when who the fuck is that? 849 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:38,200 Like a scene of a horrible yeah, I do notice the I do notice the 850 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,720 patience being cut of you. I like. 851 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,280 You know, you know, that reminds me of does that remind you of 852 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:46,840 anything with me, Me and you just doing 1 like that when we 853 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,960 went to see Drake, right? Which at the time is fine, but 854 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,080 now Drake's kind of way more like of like a like young girl 855 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,160 thing. I think the fact we went too far 856 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,800 to see him, I think it'd be acceptable if we saw him in 857 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,240 Belfast, but we travelled too far to see him. 858 00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:04,120 We went to see Drake in Dublin, you and Doley and me and I was 859 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,120 walking on ahead and you tripped and fell into me as we're 860 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:12,160 walking to the venue. And I felt this like force and I 861 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,920 like went forward and nearly fell and YouTube burst out 862 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,120 laughing because I think you were laughing because you'd 863 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,360 fallen and you pushed me by mistake. 864 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,480 And I just heard you laughing behind me. 865 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,520 And I was like, I never met Dolly before. 866 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,400 Never. I hadn't seen you just on your 867 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,320 own with him. And I was like, maybe this is a 868 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,280 thing they do. They just fucking shove people. 869 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,760 And I was like, I could have, I, it was one of those ones were 870 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,760 like, listen, if I had my hands in my pockets and broke my neck. 871 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,040 So no one. So I, I turn around, I turn 872 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,320 around really angry and I, the fuck are you doing? 873 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,600 And you both looked, you both looked like your dad. 874 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,200 I just lost that after work one day. 875 00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:01,280 And like, and then I, it took me so long to process what had 876 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,400 happened and you were like, like tripped and like momentum carry 877 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,920 me into you. And then I was like, to be fair, 878 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,360 that's way more realistic than the fact that a good friend of 879 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:15,160 mine in many years walking over a bridge and just fucking shove 880 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,640 me to the ground. But sometimes I think about that 881 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,280 and I laugh a lot. Because. 882 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,880 Even if you had to push me, why would I have been not annoyed 883 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,520 about it? Yeah, that level of paranoia in 884 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,200 your default settings mean you should never be a weed guy. 885 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,000 Oh no, what about the time where I spoke to someone we know 886 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,240 about, like I think we're going to a gig and I was like, and I 887 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,520 knew this person would have someone. 888 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,400 I was like, I was not the person you think it is. 889 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,840 I was like, I was like, here, I might be, I might be interested 890 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,080 in that. And the person was like, great, 891 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,880 you go person then was like, I'm not going to the thing, but I 892 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,880 probably get you someone. I was like never really done it. 893 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,560 And then he was like, listen, this guy is going to give you. 894 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,920 And at that point, I was out of my depth. 895 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,720 And I was like, This is why I don't do this and why I'm not 896 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,360 going to do it. And I sent the guy a message on 897 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:07,040 Facebook and said he goes, the guy has Wonka bars, like Willy 898 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,600 Wonka edible bars. And I messaged our mutual friend 899 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,800 and I said, I'm lactose intolerant. 900 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,240 Ask him if there's dairy in it. And he wrote back and he said, 901 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,240 he said, he said never do this. He's like, you don't ever need 902 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,200 to be in this game, you know? Oh my God. 903 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,800 He's like. The part that direct quote from 904 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,360 the person was if I asked my drug dealer that, he's going to 905 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:33,880 think I'm an informant, so that's why I'm not in that. 906 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,320 But that's like a beyond narc thing to say. 907 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,640 You would trust someone who said use this lactose dollar. 100% 908 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,760 and even if he had a said no what have been like what's the 909 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,080 gluten situation? Yeah, that's so funny. 910 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,120 But I like the idea of like a art, like an artisanal kind of 911 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,760 clean eaten dealer. You know a guy who's like, 912 00:48:53,760 --> 00:49:00,760 listen, no dairy, no gluten, no soya, just 100% natural 913 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,880 ingredients. It's bound to be a thing. 914 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,240 Yeah. I I'd say there isn't a market 915 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,800 for it here, but I'd say it's, it's probably a thing. 916 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,920 Oh, no, not here. No, not here, no. 917 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,360 But yeah, LA yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. 918 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,800 I I, there's so much I was going to chat to you about, but we 919 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,480 just never got around to it. And that's what I like about 920 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,320 this podcast and what I like about chatting your podcast, 921 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,320 Dirt Civil, you and Tim. Tim, let me ask you this, Tim, 922 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:37,040 Tim, it's APT as well as hosting the podcast with yourself, Tim 923 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,440 at the minute is doing training with Colin. 924 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:44,040 I am doing training with APT that Tim knows. 925 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,880 OK. And I just, I just, I just like 926 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,760 that, yeah. And I. 927 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,520 Think I know the PT as well that you're on a bit. 928 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:54,280 Matthew, Yes. Have you met him? 929 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,160 Or I know of him because Tim has mentioned that he was training 930 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,400 you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 931 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,400 It's, it's it's fun. I like it. 932 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,560 It's good having like the kind of accountability of it or 933 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,600 something. But I just like the idea that 934 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,800 every local comedian gets like, they're like, you can't share. 935 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,520 It has to be a different personal trainer. 936 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,640 And then, like, whenever we come back to the scene, it's just 937 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,520 just like the Dream boys. Yeah. 938 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,280 It's like the Chippendales just coming out. 939 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,520 Just a bow tie on nothing else. And yeah. 940 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,840 Dirt civil every. What day of the week do you use 941 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,960 to the podcast? We put it out every Tuesday. 942 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,680 Every Tuesday, by the way, the New York work is sensational. 943 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,720 Oh, thank you very much. That is Emily Mcclements, local 944 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,760 girl, very talented. Very nice, very, very nice. 945 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,320 And yeah, so check that out. And you've got your inventorious 946 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,960 gig. You've got anything like before 947 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,240 the end of the year. I don't. 948 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,320 When's your shows next year? February. 949 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,600 OK. I'm going to tour February and 950 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,840 September next year with different shows. 951 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,760 Well, that's a. OK. 952 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,960 Yeah, because this shows I would be doing now. 953 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,360 So it's ready. It was ready before lockdown 954 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,840 because that's the natural what time it was going to have to be 955 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,880 ready. So I. 956 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,520 Feel weird to you doing that show in February do you think? 957 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,600 Because my show is about my ex-girlfriend and now it's like 958 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,880 3 years. Well, the good thing is it's not 959 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,800 topical, so I think it'll be fine. 960 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,280 But what I need to do now is park the material for a while 961 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,360 because I don't want to make myself sick of it before. 962 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,240 I don't want to be doing it for that'll be me doing it for like 963 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,840 a year because we're doing it before lockdown to try it. 964 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,560 So I think park it and almost like either practise the next 965 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:43,600 next stuff or just come up with some fun new stuff that can 966 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,800 throw away after a while. Yeah, that's sensible. 967 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,640 I feel like mine's going to be a little bit tough, tougher sell, 968 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,840 you know, because it's essentially a show. 969 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,360 It's like a breakup show. And then, you know, kind of come 970 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,480 on and you do some self deprecating material with that 971 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,160 and people are like made I've lost my job and people have 972 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,360 died. Like I don't yeah, who gives a 973 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,960 fuck? She ain't got to take away 974 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,360 Nando's. Like there's there's bigger fish 975 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,040 to fry. Lest we forget. 976 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:15,680 And yeah, you're you're Ulster. Hall in June, so next year, 977 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,440 yeah. That'll that'll be class. 978 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:23,240 I mean, it's it must be annoying that that got put back because 979 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:27,360 the best thing would like imagine who was it just got in 980 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,360 just before this was maybe it was Colin. 981 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,120 Colin got in at a brilliant time of. 982 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,360 January, yeah. Doing his plan shows and then 983 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,320 it's like, OK, they're out of the way. 984 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,600 Plan the next ones. Whereas you and I were just 985 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,640 about to go, yeah, so like have it put back. 986 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,800 It's it's sort of like, I definitely feel your pain on 987 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,800 that. So frustrating, but it'll be 988 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,400 you're going to get that filmed. I think so, yeah, I think so. 989 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,840 It'll it'll be it's definitely my biggest solo show yet, which 990 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,840 is crazy to think like I actually wasn't going to do it. 991 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,040 And then I think a couple people you included, I'm pretty sure 992 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,600 like we're like, no, you could do it. 993 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:12,040 Oh, every bigger venue I've done the there has always been a 994 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,360 change of I've always been like, no, not that one. 995 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,440 Yeah. You know, I'm like, no, no, no, 996 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,720 this is the one to stick at. Then Mandela Hall. 997 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,440 It was like, I should just always do this size. 998 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,680 And then all straws like that. It just, it continues to be 999 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:28,560 like, I think there's no, there's not much arrogance in 1000 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,680 the local comedy scene. So no one's like, I should be 1001 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,880 here. You know, it's kind of like you 1002 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,240 do. Yeah. 1003 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,440 No, we all have to talk ourselves into it and give me an 1004 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,520 exclusive, right, Because that's what I'm all about, the 1005 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,120 exclusives. You know the answer to this 1006 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,760 question. What are you going to walk out 1007 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,320 to? You know, You know what you're 1008 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,480 going to walk out. To Igor's fame by Tyler, The 1009 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,680 Creator. Big build up. 1010 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,400 So I think you you put a lot of thought into that. 1011 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:04,560 I do, I actually weirdly put quite a bit of thought into the 1012 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,560 walk on music of a stand up show. 1013 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,800 Like, probably more than you would need to. 1014 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,880 But you. But I think you should because 1015 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,080 it sets a tone. I think it's those two, 1016 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,320 definitely. Set the tone. 1017 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:21,200 I usually walk out to very like, you know, heavy, like BSc music. 1018 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,240 And some people go, you shouldn't do that because then, 1019 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,480 you know, it is where to just grab them. 1020 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,480 Yeah, but you can match that energy. 1021 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,040 Oh definitely, yeah. I mean it's all about how you 1022 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,920 start your set. Yeah, pretty much. 1023 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,200 And I think the best, my favourite walk out music, I'll 1024 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,560 probably use it again, is Rolling Stones Start Me Up. 1025 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,320 It's just like it's it's it's a fun song and it is like it is, 1026 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,520 yeah. Like it's got the guitar. 1027 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,240 And I love their own Stones. I like that. 1028 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,520 Am I right in saying you walked out to trophies by Drake one 1029 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,960 time? I don't. 1030 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,080 I don't think it would have the balls for that. 1031 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,920 I don't think maybe at like a gig we did for fun where 1032 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,320 someone's like, what song? Oh, I know what it was. 1033 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,080 Limelight, one of the charity shows. 1034 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,760 Yes. Yeah, because that like that 1035 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,080 doesn't match me. It records on my demo and then 1036 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:19,840 it cuts. Hello Michael Macklemore was 1 1037 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,440 elect as well. The first time I did Ulster Hall 1038 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,320 was Macklemore. What was the song? 1039 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,200 Fuck I can't remember. Not one. 1040 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,880 I like the big hits but like a song as I really liked. 1041 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,800 Oh, an album cut from Macklemore. 1042 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,320 OK, OK, OK. Cut from Macklemore. 1043 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,160 A demo wasn't a demo. This is one of the album that I 1044 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,600 like. But yeah, that'll be, that'll be 1045 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,000 so much fun. And you will enjoy it more 1046 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,160 because it's been postponed, because it's like, yes, I 1047 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,640 finally get to do this. I hope so because right now I'm 1048 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,720 like, it doesn't even feel like I'm doing it anymore. 1049 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,480 It just like feels very, I don't know. 1050 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,120 But that's because whenever you, whenever we're gigging on the 1051 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,160 scene, whenever you're doing clubs and stuff, you're like, 1052 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,680 OK, I'm doing all this to build up to the big show that I'm 1053 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,240 doing or, or some sort of event. You don't have that at the 1054 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,800 minute. But once, once we start getting 1055 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,720 into more regular gigs, you'll be like, yes, this momentum 1056 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,200 takes me into that, that show. Yeah. 1057 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,200 But it'll be great. I just can't wait to do stand up 1058 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:16,760 again. And. 1059 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:20,920 Sam. Just see all the boys again man. 1060 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,720 Enjoy the enjoy the Punjama. And I'll take the tea as well. 1061 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:31,200 Thanks mate. What we should, what we should 1062 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,640 do is figure it a way next time we're getting together, if one 1063 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,600 of us is em saying get that line in just in between us, you know, 1064 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,640 like set it up every time and then just fucking strike it out. 1065 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,080 Absolutely. Great to talk to you my man, and 1066 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,720 I will see you soon. I love seeing your face. 1067 00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,600 I actually you'll be impressed. I know that that T-shirt you're 1068 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,920 wearing is a little group called Run the Jewels. 1069 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,600 OK. Run the jewels fast. 1070 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,640 Don't mind it yeah so I'm going to change my e-mail address and 1071 00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,760 I'll talk to you soon. Cheers. 1072 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:10,520 Thank you, slippers there we have at my chat with fellow 1073 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,880 stand up comedian and friend of mine, Aaron McCann. 1074 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,200 Hope you enjoyed that. Check Aaron out all social 1075 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,320 media. Here's a podcast called Dirt 1076 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,960 Civil, which you may or may not have mentioned on the podcast, 1077 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,000 but I recorded this. But after the podcast was over. 1078 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,840 So there you go. I also said great guy. 1079 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,800 You might have said some of the podcast that really mugged me 1080 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,160 off. I'm not sure, but let's just 1081 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:34,320 enjoy it for what it was. I've got listeners questions and 1082 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,120 I'd be really sly. I mean, not to answer them now, 1083 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,960 earlier in the week we were back in studio, but that episode's 1084 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,800 not going to be out for a little while. 1085 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,520 And let me see what the zippers are saying. 1086 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,960 By the way, it's so much better being back in studio than me 1087 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:52,680 recording it via Zoom on a laptop that when although 1088 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,040 Windows are closed because it looks like I'm doing a hostage 1089 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,720 video. There you go. 1090 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,280 Casper says. As a comedian, can you deduct 1091 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,000 marijuana as a business expense? I mean, mad question. 1092 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,640 I don't think you actually think I can and and for that reason I 1093 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,600 don't know what the purpose of the question is, but I would I 1094 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,880 would sincerely doubt it. Just poppers, I think. 1095 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,720 Yeah, I would. I would write off about 10 grand 1096 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:20,960 a year in tax just for poppers. Ozen Galley says. 1097 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,280 Don't know what's the real one says. 1098 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,800 What would you do to improve the rubbish that is building up in 1099 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:30,920 Sea Park Hollywood? Again, bizarre question to ask 1100 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,560 me. I think get ready for this, but 1101 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,720 I think the answer might be more bins, something like that. 1102 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,520 Or if it's people from Belfast come to Hollywood for the day 1103 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,360 and they are littering and Magaberry, yeah, just like a 1104 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,840 life sentence. Even if they're not littering, I 1105 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,040 don't think anyone should be allowed down at Sea Park. 1106 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,800 Lesson from north down area. We should be checking people's 1107 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:57,000 address because the people from Belfast come down and they scare 1108 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,440 the people from Hollywood because they play music on their 1109 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,560 phones and they drink Wicked and we don't like it. 1110 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,280 So what would I do? Yeah, just just give the police 1111 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,520 more power. Really. 1112 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:14,320 That's what I would like to see. And then under that then he he 1113 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,600 just has a Twitter back and forth argument with with 1114 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,160 somebody else. And I don't know why I'm I'm 1115 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,720 being dragged into that. But that's just a thing. 1116 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:27,480 We got forwarded an e-mail during the week, me and Britney 1117 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,440 Spears dad to the official tea with me, which is, excuse me, 1118 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,440 podcast@gmail.com. If you ever want to e-mail us 1119 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,600 about anything, you certainly can do. 1120 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,960 And the producer Dan has sent me it. 1121 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:45,240 And I'll be honest, I should have it better to hand, but I 1122 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,880 but I just don't. And producer Dan, the sad thing 1123 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,880 is, will probably slap me for that. 1124 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,800 They'll probably slap me around the face because that's what he 1125 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,400 does. No, we do have more questions. 1126 00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:01,200 They come from the likes of Matthew Merlin, who says, are 1127 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,800 the evenings gone yet? I don't know. 1128 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,200 I haven't been outside in about a month. 1129 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,560 I haven't been outside in about a month. 1130 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:11,440 I I reckon they're gone. But when I like, I think 1131 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,000 whenever I'm allowed to go back outside again and whenever 1132 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,720 you're allowed to like, you know, have play time, which I'm 1133 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,600 not at the minute because you got to just, you know, be 1134 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,840 responsible. Through your child and stuff. 1135 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,400 I mean, my life really just are inside 24/7. 1136 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,080 And I think when it gets here with December, when we are like, 1137 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,200 you know what, we can, we can head out for an hour here. 1138 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,160 I think, you know, get them minded. 1139 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,360 I think I will keep December like it's still the summer. 1140 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,600 So I'll still be going out Hawaiian shorts, putting time 1141 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,320 lotion on and just sort of lying at the back. 1142 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,720 So I hope the evenings are standing. 1143 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,320 But either way, it makes no difference to me. 1144 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,960 Patrick Quinn, AKA Belfast guy in China says how happy are you 1145 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,240 with your most recent gigs? But often do you get a great 1146 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,240 reaction and then just decide to run with that rather than moving 1147 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,680 on to to a plan in your head? All the time. 1148 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,880 Whenever I'm doing stand up, if you say something that comes 1149 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,960 into your head or a bit gets a particular laugh or not a laugh, 1150 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,080 then I kind of improvise like a lot of comedians would do and 1151 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,840 maybe like do a new bit instead or, or I don't know. 1152 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,320 I don't know. It's hard to describe. 1153 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:21,520 Yeah, definitely run with what's happening rather than a plan, 1154 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,840 because you can have a plan set out in your head and then it 1155 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,680 just kind of goes to shit for for for good or bad. 1156 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:32,560 Happy with most recent gig. The gig I did in the back garden 1157 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:38,480 of a local stand up was absolutely incredible. 1158 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:43,280 I did that last week. It was the it's called, by the 1159 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,400 way. I'm sorry, but there's more 1160 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,360 questions but I can't find them on my fucking phone. 1161 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:51,400 And yeah, I did a gig in the socially distance comedy club at 1162 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,400 the top of the Omer Rd, which is run by a stand up and for some 1163 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,320 reason I'll not get his name out in case, I don't know, he goes 1164 01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,440 to Magabry or something for it, even though it's really, well, 1165 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:03,520 socially distance. I was beyond happy with my set 1166 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,360 because I have no, I had no idea how it was going to go with new 1167 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,600 material. I've been rusty for four months 1168 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,680 and I think it was fun. I got it videoed, I got a video 1169 01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,240 for youth charity who asked me to do something and I don't 1170 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,200 think any of it's usable for a youth charity. 1171 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:23,360 So no, I really enjoyed that. Oh, I know what it was. 1172 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:31,720 I know it was from Noah Ballard and he sent me something during 1173 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:36,600 the week and I don't know if I have it. 1174 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,960 And that's not great podcast content. 1175 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,120 And you're doing that. No, I've got it. 1176 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,840 No, no. Ballard visited traditional 1177 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,320 Chinese tea garden last week with at Philip Nesbitt. 1178 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:49,200 And by the way, he's legally changed his name to that, AKA 1179 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,440 the other Belfast guy in China. He says keep sipping. 1180 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,400 And Noah is there preparing some very traditional tea. 1181 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,960 And I like that you're called Noah because that's my son's 1182 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:57,560 name and that's going to make me cry. 1183 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,520 That's not. But I like that you're called 1184 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,400 Noah. And I like that you have tea and 1185 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,840 I like that you're with that Philip Nesbitt. 1186 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,280 But what's, you know, what the zippers really like is there's 1187 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,000 two Belfast guys in China and what I'd really like them to do 1188 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,040 is meet up and have a cup of tea together because I don't. 1189 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,680 One thing I know about geography is China is not that big. 1190 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,680 It's about like Northern Ireland. 1191 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,000 You'll probably get to each other in easily half an hour. 1192 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,480 So just meet up, go to your Starbucks. 1193 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,280 There's probably a Starbucks in China, I would say. 1194 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,960 And then and just have a good time. 1195 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,600 I think the zippers would really like that. 1196 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,560 And maybe we'll make a documentary out of it that goes 1197 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,720 in the Patreon. I'm not too sure. 1198 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,520 I'll need to speak to Britney Spears about that. 1199 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,640 Zippers. Hope you enjoyed my chat with 1200 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,320 Aaron McCann. I'll see you on Wednesday and 1201 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,800 Friday back in the studio, I hope. 1202 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,640 Keep zipping. Visit thepatreonpatreon.com/TV 1203 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,480 podcast for the bonus Monday episode. 1204 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:46,320 Goodbye.