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Because we're just talking about
it before we start the episode, 

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I'm just going to tell you about
when I when I've eaten this. 

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Oh, yeah, don't know. 
But yes, absolutely. 

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So I was 16 when I've eaten 
myself. 

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Can I remember it? 
Because I had, I actually have 

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more. 
I said this before I said again,

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I have more Chester than than 
you would think. 

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Yeah, you've got that nice, sexy
Chester. 

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Yeah, I said that wrong. 
No you didn't. 

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I'm hard from take that umm, all
I do is not is pretty umm. 

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What happened either? 
So did I, I called them Labour. 

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Did you? 
But. 

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I said I'm I'm hard right and 
jokingly I said from take that 

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and then did an impression. 
What does take that could do 

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with eaten? 
It doesn't. 

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Right. 
But I meant when you said I had 

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sexy chest. 
There, I've got then erect. 

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Yeah, off the back of that. 
But what's erections going to 

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take that? 
Because then I pivoted. 

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Right. 
You didn't pivot differently. 

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I pivoted. 
I did because then I went I'm 

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hard and then I jokingly went, 
but from take that meaning I'm 

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not erect. 
I'm just a member of the 90s boy

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band, right? 
And then I did an impression of 

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hard, which is difficult because
you didn't sing a lot and take 

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that. 
Oh, pray. 

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OK, when you said hard, I 
didn't, you were saying Howard. 

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But I would never say Howard. 
Yeah, but you'd said hard and 

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you just said hard again. 
Yeah, but I thought you just 

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went I'm hard from tech that I'm
like tech that makes you hard. 

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Well, but you miss Howard. 
Yeah, the other way one makes me

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hard. 
Mark Owen. 

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That's the one, Yeah. 
Clementine. 

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No, that's. 
I know that was a dirty wank 

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joke, but the fact that I pulled
Clementine out of the back of my

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I. 
Was thinking 4 minute warning 

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which is more than 4 minute 
warning but Clementine's more 4.

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Minute warns also how I have 
sex. 4 minute warnings. 

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What you say when Mark Owen 
comes on TV? 

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Yes, that other people in the 
room. 

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Yeah, I actually give you a form
and I ejaculate so quickly I 

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don't come. 
I I went. 

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Yeah, I went and there's no 
build up to it. 

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Yeah. 
Umm, anyway, you're feeding. 

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Yourself. 
So what happened was I was not a

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house party and there was beat 
there, a deadly party, 

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basically. 
Yeah, there was. 

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There was Veda in the room. 
Yeah, by chance? 

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Definitely. 
That's the difference in working

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class and middle class parties. 
But there's no hold on, Hold on.

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What working class parties were 
you at? 

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I was. 
A little working class parties. 

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No, you weren't. 
Yes, it was Sinn Fein, the 

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working class. 
Party. 

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Yeah, it. 
Was the right of the party 

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whatever invited me? 
Like carry out a bottle of feet.

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The only parties, the only 
parties I went to, people were 

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beating themselves. 
So that tells you you wouldn't 

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even want to go to these 
parties. 

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Actually. 
False. 

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He was at this party. 
What? 

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You were at this party. 
It was up the road. 

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Yeah. 
So. 

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But you wouldn't necessarily 
remember this element of it. 

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So was everybody victim? 
Nobody was it. 

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Was a VAID party VAID? 
Was just there. 

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Somebody's mad a vaid. 
Exactly. 

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So I I must have said what the 
hell is that personally 

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throwing? 
The party goes goes, oh, you put

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it gets rid of all your hair and
I disputed that. 

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I said there's there's no way is
it? 

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You're a quack. 
That's what I said, fool, right?

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But his party was in what year? 
The Victorian Times. 

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And then I said there's no way, 
right? 

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But I said this is hyperbole. 
And then? 

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Hyperbole was the guy who owned 
the house. 

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He was like, no, I swear it gets
rid of it. 

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So, so right. 
So I I said there's no way. 

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She goes, the host goes the only
one way to find out here. 

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And I said, you're right now I 
wasn't going to put it on my 

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head. 
Obviously. 

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The only other place that by law
I could have got out with her at

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that time was the little what do
people call that the. 

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Weed Treasure trail. 
The Treasure Trail, No, that was

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at that time the only bar pubes,
the only real hair visibly I had

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on my body at the time. 
So I said, right, I'm going to 

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do that. 
No, I was going on holiday the 

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next. 
Day, right? 

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OK, perfect time. 
No, that I felt like that was 

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the only wee bit of manliness I 
had that treasure trail treasure

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trails sexy back in the day. 
Yeah. 

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Well, you found it really what I
remember like that being a 

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thought as I was talked about, 
Yeah. 

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You know, umm so so I lathered. 
I was always fat to mine, always

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went like that. 
I was just under the belly. 

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I just got back into me. 
So I I lathered up. 

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I put on too much meat if 
anything, and I laughed. 

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She had 15 minutes. 
That's good. 

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That hair is gone. 
I said it won't be. 

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So I put it on enjoyed the rest 
of the party. 

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I think I put the T-shirt on 
over again right And then I 

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looked up, looked down at this 
thing in 15 minutes later and I 

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could see all the her in the 
same place with the vaid over 

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it. 
So I said there you go. 

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Hasn't worked. 
So I get whether it was a cloth 

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or I've got a kitchen roll. 
Wipe the cream off. 

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Treasure trail goes with it. 
Had to go on holiday feeling 

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like a eunuch. 
I felt like a eunuch. 

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Nick, you wasn't Game of Thrones
over Christmas. 

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Yeah. 
I had nothing there. 

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We did. 
I've always respected victims. 

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I veto the guys. 
Well, sorry, I was at a party 

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where a guy's eyebrows confused.
Hold on you, but you started 

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that by my. 
Genuine. 

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He didn't because at the time we
were trying to shave slits in 

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their eyebrows that to be cool 
boys and I took a shot one or 

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two. 
I was just going for one, but I 

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accidentally once did like a big
eyebrows did like a about 1/2 

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inch gap right. 
So there was like, I was like, 

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but you can. 
Afford that. 

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You can afford that with your 
eyebrow. 

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No, but it was the gap should 
have been there but I don't 

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unibrow with like a thing here. 
So I was going to leave his 

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eyebrows alone and then someone 
was like, we'll try the V1, the 

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V doesn't work and. 
These are the working class 

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parties your working. 
Class party. 

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It was universal. 
People injecting vape. 

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Yeah, exactly. 
But I remember like, yeah, 

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putting the guy's eyebrows and 
he was asleep on the couch and 

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we thought it's not going to 
work. 

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Yeah, like maybe I remember 
thinking because. 

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The thing of the concept of 
that. 

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But I remember being dumb enough
to think, Oh no, Vape knows the 

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difference between pubes and 
eyebrows, so we're going to be 

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safe enough. 
Like, he's not going to be 

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angry. 
And then he like woke up and was

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like, and then just like just 
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But you can, yeah, you can tell.
You couldn't tell you just like 

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no, but you look great, yeah. 
Because I was all like, I think 

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I did the eyebrow thing and 
like, you did too much. 

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Yeah, why don't we? 
Why are we doing that? 

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Do you know what? 
See when it was done right? 

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It look it look good on about 
four people. 

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I it looks good on mixed race 
pop stars like male mixed race 

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pop stars or some like members 
of social crew someone who am I 

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thinking of specifically MC 
Harvey? 

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Yeah. 
We looked at MC Harvey and went.

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See him. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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There was there was narrow 
Caucasian could get wet. 

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Mary, by the way, is another 
good product for getting rid of 

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her. 
There was no Caucasian could get

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away with the slip in the 
eyebrow. 

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No, very. 
Eyebrow What Caucasians could 

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get away with it? 
Peter Andre. 

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Peter Andre, perhaps, but he's 
Greek. 

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Yeah. 
But you still why don't? 

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No, I think he's separate. 
Separate. 

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He's vegetarian. 
Yeah, very few white men could 

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get away with that. 
Did Eminem have one at 1.0? 

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Definitely would have. 
Remember used to see people that

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like guys were in the like, 
fucking like, they're in that 

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like monkeys. 
They were in the like. 

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Rock music would have several of
Australia. 

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Slayer culture, where is it? 
We'll just listen. 

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That fucking disturbed. 
No, that's that's you're mad 

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System of a die. 
No, it's disturbed. 

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No, it's disturbed to go oh. 
Yeah, it's Disturbed to do that,

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but that's what the band says. 
Disturbed do this hello door. 

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No disturbed brought that out 
years later but was like an 

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early 2000s disturbed so the 
seconds is called. 

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You're thinking of that. 
That's not disturbed. 

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That'll be a good punk rock 
cover, Barbie. 

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I can. 
Oh, mysterious car. 

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What's happened? 
To. 

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This pocket. 
I've been on my desk over New 

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Year so this first time I've 
been out and speaking to people.

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It's there's I there's nothing 
worse than a fucking I have good

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days and flu like will he lost 
what he got huh? 

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Then a bed sweating all the 
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Yeah, I'm a Zambic umm. 
Helping them umm should we do we

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well let's intro this up ladies 
and gentlemen well this episode 

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of the TV with me podcast I hope
everybody had a great Christmas 

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great new year. 
Then I'm going to tell you 

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something I hope doesn't offend 
you. 

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I started this year all sick, 
not feeling good in my bed, Exp 

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and warts and I get kidna 
mediaeval thing. 

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Lance Yeah. 
Man with a pointy mask. 

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And then, do you know, man in 
the arm mask, I didn't realise 

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was just one guy until years 
later. 

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I thought, yeah, I thought, you 
know, that's Leonardo DiCaprio. 

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For years I thought Leonardo 
DiCaprio had an identical twin 

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who was also an actor but didn't
really do much after that film. 

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Crazy. 
Fair enough. 

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I. 
Yeah, I felt bad for that other 

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guy. 
I was like, he was good in that 

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too. 
He was good in that like, yeah, 

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he really wore that mask well. 
But I'm coming into 2025. 

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Can I, can I just say this? 
I'm coming in cute. 

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Yeah, I'm coming in cute. 
Dumberly. 

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But it's a trade off, yeah. 
What would you prefer? 

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Cute or smart? 
Yeah, cute. 

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I hate being a sliver. 
But yeah, I felt them, you know,

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I just the new year and I'll 
just just. 

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Do you do a resolution every 
year? 

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Do you? 
No. 

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No, I don't like, I don't like 
all that. 

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Yeah, it's. 
A way life. 

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You should be doing that thing 
anyway. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
You know, agreement. 

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I agree. 
Keep it up all year. 

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I don't know, because it sets 
you up to feel, I think. 

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And then people get all hard on 
themselves when they don't, you 

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know, keep. 
It up like from tech up? 

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I guess no, it's time. 
For me to give up next. 

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Year me to give up but but yeah.
I was close. 

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I'm getting closer. 
Wow, wow, babe, I'm back again, 

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things look, things that are 

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coming up stars in your eyes 
make you missed a good night. 

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Oh, you missed a good night. 
That's going to be. 

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Every fucking green room but 
then since. 

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It's going to be. 
Out all the boys like me, you. 

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Fucking missed you missed out. 
They're all put that hooker down

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and stop taking all this 
cocaine. 

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You're Paul Co host Connor Case.
Yeah, as von Morrison. 

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Unreal. 
He transcended himself. 

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The man I remember and this. 
Is I can croon? 

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He can. 
This is a story that I I've said

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on podcast before, so we can't 
get annoyed, right? 

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But I remember seeing the first 
time I ever saw him sing. 

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He's he's in a band. 
The commitments to the do like a

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commitment tribute thing. 
He words. 

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They didn't, yeah. 
They were like, oh wow. 

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It's just too disturbed. 
But they're committed. 

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But I remember being like, like,
like hold a year you were. 

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I was like attracted to him, 
like real, real attracted to 

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him. 
And I remember like saying about

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his wife came to see him one 
night and I was like, how 

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quickly was your Willy in your 
wife's mouth after she saw you 

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sing? 
And he goes lad. 

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The front door wasn't even 
closed. 

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He's great and. 
He's fantastic and. 

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He became Van Morrison. 
But he'll tell himself, see, 

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whatever he gets a real good, if
you give him a fucking a good 

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set of couple of songs, you can 
see women come to the front of 

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the stage like, yeah, he's just 
a big, big daddy. 

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He's class. 
People say there's people go 

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he's him. 
Yeah, he's him. 

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Yeah, you know. 
Wants him to. 

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Louis Armstrong. 
Yeah, the piano. 

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Anyone could do later? 
I'm strong in furnace. 

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Yeah, it's true that one, 
obviously with the flu. 

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How you feeling, Shane? 
Pedro on. 

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The comments that to me, podcast
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Yeah, Mickey and Willie will be 
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The Mickey and Willie apps going
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We're doing the SSE, we're doing

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the SSE Arena in in May. 
Is that fair to say in the date 

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in May? 
It is in May, yeah. 

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It is, and it's towards the 
enemy. 

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Would that be? 
Right, it is, yeah. 

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Would it be the 20? 
Lower yeah, yeah. 

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You'll be part of it, I'll be 

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You're just doing a disturb 

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Cibbers. 

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What's happening? 
These drones, brother, that's 

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something I kept seeing over 
Christmas in New Year. 

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I must look into. 
I must look into this. 

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And then I went, If one man's 
going to know, it won't be 

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making. 
Me, I can, I'll take a stab, but

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I think everybody got them for 
Christmas. 

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No, but people's people are 
going over New Jersey. 

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Oh, why all that stuff? 
What was the crack? 

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Did that ever get answered? 
I don't really know. 

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I kind of, I don't know. 
I was, no, I think did not put 

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something like that. 
It's they're just military 

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drones that they were out 
looking to make sure there was 

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no Chinese shit coming through. 
So they're just taking them for 

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a spin. 
Yeah, they've got them for 

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Christmas in the military bases.
They're just having a play. 

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Joe Biden's like fucking last 
day at work. 

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Fuck it. 
Get the drones up. 

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The fuck? 
Yeah, but you would, absolutely.

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It's like bringing your video in
from home at school. 

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Yeah, you know, it's like your 
last day. 

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Why not take the drones? 
It's. 

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Porno. 
Do you think he was on them? 

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On the drones. 
No. 

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What do you think? 
So are you saying are you 

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sending your last day of school?
You brought in porn? 

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No. 
I would love the last day of 

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school. 
One of the teachers brought a 

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tape in for us to watch and it 
was porn. 

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No, it was Robert De Niro and 
Ronan. 

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Have you ever seen that? 
Ronan what sort of porn? 

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No matter, De Niro was like just
don't say nothing. 

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Don't say nothing at all. 
Are you fucking me? 

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I don't feel anyone else you. 
I've got nipples running. 

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Could you milk me please? 
Robert De Niro, Roni Keaton, 

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your last day of school. 
I'll be, I guess, an hour and a 

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half. 
Take notes will be a cute at the

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end. 
Why? 

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Why my two years? 
I brought in Mr Toad in London 

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or something that was called. 
I brought the video. 

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That's a weird porn of saying 
that one. 

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That's a lot, lot more awards. 
Last night, three, I brought it 

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in. 
I, I was the video guy, really. 

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I said I got this and it was 
something like Mr Told in 

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London, you know what I'm 
talking about. 

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Mr Told in London or something 
wrong about London. 

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Having a great time. 
Again, middle class we were 

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watching my dad was just tape 
rats and make. 

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Greenwood Primary. 
School that is one thing. 

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Sorry that happened as is off 
topic, but during Christmas I 

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watched my dad just get drunk 
and watch footage on YouTube of 

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old Northern Irish rats. 
Like like like the way black? 

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Gorvaki 96. 
Like the way people might watch 

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like this? 
Like a World Cup final. 

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Or the World Cup, Yeah. 
He's like, I was a fucking good,

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we says here. 
Just for an assist. 

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Hardball douche. 
I know. 

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The Adventures of Toad. 
Yeah, and he's in London for one

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of them to think, OK, people 
popping off everyone, like even 

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the teachers were like, great. 
The one thing I have seen that 

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and the one thing is in London 
it's not really an adventure. 

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He's just on the Tube, like, 
yeah. 

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Herbert Who? 
Herbert. 

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They said Herbert. 
I was trying to do a rabbit, 

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then I realised frogs or toads 
don't do that. 

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To the toads go. 
But I think if you still riveted

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for a toad, I don't think that 
people dispute that. 

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Probably right. 
You know, probably right. 

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I don't think anyway, I think 
you'd have to be a despicable 

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individual, someone riveted as a
toad to go. 

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They don't do that. 
David Attwood just comes up 

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behind me actually making toads 
go toad. 

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But what noise to toads just go 
like that's a sheep. 

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But so my niece got one of them 
VTech things because you're 

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trying to remember them all. 
No toads. 

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Toads probably like red. 
Like, do they probably rivet 

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too, you know? 
Google this for me right? 

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Is it true that's gonna sound 
fucking mental. 

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Sounds out loud that animals do 
have accents. 

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Yeah, I think. 
I think like cats and dogs do, 

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if they're like in a house with 
people from different countries,

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they sort of pick up on 
intonation and stuff. 

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Really. 
Yeah. 

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You, you can hear dog Wolf. 
You know wolf, Wolf for dogs 

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here bark. 
Yeah, fuck off, Fuck off. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Australian dogs. 

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Wolf. 
Yeah, I've heard a couple of 

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shooting cats. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, actually. 
Turned out it was just a guy 

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driving past me in the car. 
I yeah, I think they would have 

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the would have accent. 
It'd be great to know what 

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animals think. 
I always think that. 

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Do you think like I know what? 
I know what a cat thinks a cat? 

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Thanks. 
Fuck you. 

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Yeah. 
Cats are evil. 

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You shouldn't have them your 
home. 

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Umm. 
Dogs. 

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Dogs only think we like. 
But do you think we'll have that

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technology ever to know what 
animals are thinking, or do you 

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think it'd be hard to implement?
I don't know why that's. 

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I don't know why that's puzzled 
me so much, like that question 

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so difficult. 
I don't know what I'm thinking. 

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But where do you start coming up
with that technology? 

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Where do you start? 
There would. 

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Be some weird shit on a dog's 
head and be all. 

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I was in Joxer when we were 
going to meet before this part 

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and I just looked at people in 
suits having like a business 

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meeting and being like, is 
everyone bluffing? 

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Barn. 
Is everyone bluffing? 

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Everyone's bluffing. 
Is there? 

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Is there set of things to say? 
Or who's in charge of the 

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minutes? 
What is that even? 

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What if it's longer than you 
know? 

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Yeah, why you get somebody else 
and if it goes past 59 minutes 

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they're. 
In an R. 

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Yeah, there's an R. 
Oh, I am. 

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Yeah, imagine. 
I was like, imagine. 

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Everyone's bluffing. 
Like the person called the type 

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field first. 
Yeah, that must be the most 

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stressful fucking job in the 
world, I think. 

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Imagine you just fuck it up a 
wee bit. 

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Like you just. 
More stressful than that? 

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You. 
Like you, you told the police 

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over to the dock. 
Off. 

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You'd be off, No. 
Yeah, but. 

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No one else has taken notes, so 
they don't know that you were 

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wrong. 
I was the reader back later. 

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They probably don't do it, 
probably don't know, but. 

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Here's my thing. 
Everyone's blossomed 100% 

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because you're people see all 
the people that are like the 

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people, people doing stuff like 
like like CEO's and all yeah, 

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they, they're like both, but 
they're like our age and 

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younger. 
And I look at that. 

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I remember looking around when I
was younger going none of us are

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going to like. 
I have this thing and it's it's 

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it's been striking me this like 
the start of this year. 

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I'm 38 in March, right? 
Yeah. 

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Listen. 
To this, but it's the first 

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year. 
It's the first year I'm getting 

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like proper nostalgic. 
Like it's the first age where 

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I've gone. 
Oh, I'm not young anymore. 

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Oh, I'm thinking. 
And there's certain things that 

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annoy the fuck out of me, right?
And then I started thinking back

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and I realised I never did 
homework and I started getting 

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flashbacks of the stress I was a
of being in school Monday 

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morning. 
Choose every morning. 

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Do it. 
Do it. 

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Trying to do it before. 
I was teaching like, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. 
How the fuck I got the uni is 

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unbelievable. 
Like I like bluff my way through

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uni. 
I didn't open a fucking book and

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got a 2/1. 
My mock GCSE, you know the way, 

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Like that's what my mock GCSE 
spelled out the letters in them.

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Yeah, that is that too. 
And then and then somehow, 

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somehow I just. 
Got into tech? 

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What the hell? 
Hello. 

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It's been 20 years still. 
But for me, the actual GCSE 

457
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,880
results I got were unbelievable.
As in, if you look at the mock 

458
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,000
exams and what I was projected 
to get versus what I got, it was

459
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,760
like the the the ultimate 
underdog story. 

460
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,680
I pulled out of the bag because 
I just learned some things I 

461
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:06,000
thought might be in the exam and
I I just landed on my feet with 

462
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,720
all of it. 
A cold revision like. 

463
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,600
Yeah, but no, I didn't. 
I wouldn't even say. 

464
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,760
I I think back, all right, I'm 
the same like I remember getting

465
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,000
a be GCSE Mads and I I'm 
telling, you know, I can't 

466
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,560
count. 
Yeah, like I can't fucking do 

467
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,720
counting, counting their 
numbers. 

468
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,160
I can't even. 
I have no money. 

469
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,320
I'm famous. 
I consider I consider myself 

470
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,240
dyslexic but with numbers and I 
don't know what. 

471
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,200
That's a real thing. 
Is that the scalculus? 

472
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,760
It's called, yeah. 
I'm not. 

473
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,760
Yeah, I don't have that. 
I the other day, I don't know, 

474
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,000
again, fuck me, I decided to buy
a puzzler, Right. 

475
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,720
So we books like crossword 
puzzles like fucking Engage. 

476
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,960
That's such an old woman thing 
to even call it. 

477
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,440
Give me a Bring me my puzzler. 
Tell you what, first one it was 

478
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,320
like fuck like fucking stupid 
anyway. 

479
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,320
Yeah, even what do you call Like
it's the crosswords where it's 

480
00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:00,440
not just the vegetable rhymes 
with ashram, right? 

481
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,560
Cryptic. 
Who's doing the cryptics? 

482
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,160
Who the fuck? 
There's others. 

483
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,240
There's ones in that book where 
it's like numbers based 

484
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,480
crosswords and but you have to 
write the word backwards and 

485
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,640
all. 
I'm like, what the fuck? 

486
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,280
I tried. 
This is some CIA thing. 

487
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,400
If you can pass this to go like 
sometimes with your front door, 

488
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,560
like Mr. Johnson, you want to 
come work for the government? 

489
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,240
You're like, no, I'm 90. 
Yeah. 

490
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,200
And a woman. 
I tried to do the a cryptic one 

491
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,360
once on on like a train on the 
way to your gig and I was like 

492
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,520
I'm trying to pass time not 
getting into Hogwarts. 

493
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:33,400
They're so hard, like I was. 
I work in the civil service. 

494
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,560
Yes, you used to do crosswords 
all the time because there was 

495
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,480
nothing else to do, right? 
So I used to, and this is 

496
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,680
because it was broke as well. 
I would get 10. 

497
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,880
Bears loving here. 
And do 10 packs out of 

498
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,440
crossword. 
So we could do it. 

499
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,080
Yeah, Someone has already done 
it. 

500
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,560
Yeah. 
And you're trying to like, not 

501
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,600
read the answers. 
Yeah, And then you're like, 

502
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,880
Blitz is going. 
I must have read some answers 

503
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,520
because I tried the other day. 
I thought it was dead cute. 

504
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,840
New year, new me. 
No drink When I said I was like,

505
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:03,480
Alexa, living room lights move 
and the light moved up, 

506
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,680
crossword, bought a new pen and 
all. 

507
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,240
And then 5 minutes and I'm like,
fuck, I'm going to play. 

508
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,880
Fucking stupid players. 
Yeah. 

509
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,920
I and I hear all the cryptic 
stuff, Fox's foot made of Latin 

510
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,960
ceramic. 
You know, it's, it's never even 

511
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:24,600
the thing it's supposed to be. 
But you're not. 

512
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,960
You're doing dry jam. 
You're going to do more. 

513
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,560
Than I want to try to do dry 
January, February purely 

514
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,160
because. 
This would be like this will be 

515
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,200
like me pulling off like seizing
my GCSE if you can do this. 

516
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,600
Whoever he was, no idea. 
There's this definitely on the 

517
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,640
correct Mr C. 
That's your mom. 

518
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,280
I I just yeah, I'm just going to
try and fucking. 

519
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,880
I know it was going to get fat. 
That's. 

520
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,720
Right, because at the end, the 
last year you said your goal was

521
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,080
just a. 
Fat thing is a dead lost its 

522
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,080
own. 
Since well done brother. 

523
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,320
I got fat done, completed. 
And no, I'm just, yeah, I'm just

524
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,760
going. 
I'm trying to just, I'm too old 

525
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,400
for a night. 
It's just at that point I'm all 

526
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,960
too like I was. 
I sort of, I was sitting on New 

527
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,080
Year's Day and I was like, I can
feed my fucking organs. 

528
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,280
But you we're still young, but 
we're too. 

529
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,840
I'm not 20 anymore, generally. 
I'm officially and have been for

530
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,000
about 15 years. 
Too old to be like 20. 

531
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,240
Fuck it, let's go like. 
Yes. 

532
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,320
You know what I mean? 
Yes. 

533
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,920
So I'm just going to fucking 
take a wee tolerance brick. 

534
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,360
I'm old too. 
Like we're getting old boy you. 

535
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,000
Feel it like it's fucking. 
And sometimes I don't. 

536
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,480
Sometimes I look around and I 
go, we're given into this thing.

537
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,240
Oh, I'm old too. 
Too early. 

538
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,440
So I have a theory, right? 
That because we do a job that we

539
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,760
fucking love, Yes. 
Right. 

540
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,480
And it's not really that hard. 
Yeah. 

541
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,360
Babe, I'm back. 
Again, we have a bum and the 

542
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,880
people you went to school with 
and you go. 

543
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,040
I'm trying to make a point. 
I'm off for a coffee. 

544
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,960
Ever. 
But we were having so much fun 

545
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,080
I. 
Don't know we're not taking that

546
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,280
songs. 
Yeah, but I only know one. 

547
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,760
I'm not even sure of a note. 
I. 

548
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,480
Guarantee you know 10. 
I don't this. 

549
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,920
Could it be magic back? 
That's not even them, it's 

550
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,880
logging. 
Patience, that's not even me 

551
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,000
telling you the name of song. 
Sure. 

552
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,960
No, it's Cher. 
What was the one with the did 

553
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,520
with the woman? 
There was what it. 

554
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,320
Could be magic Lulu. 
Yeah, yeah. 

555
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,560
Remember that one? 
OK, eh, it only takes a minute. 

556
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,840
Oh why I think I'm beside more 
of these. 

557
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:32,640
Umm the umm. 
Rule the world. 

558
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,160
Rule the world, what a song. 
That was one of the new. 

559
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,640
Everything changes. 
I was a back for good for back 

560
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,800
for good. 
And one more. 

561
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,840
Million love songs. 
Million. 

562
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,840
Love, that's a classic, that is,
yeah. 

563
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,640
Sorry, what we said I'm just 
saying if for the rest of this 

564
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,360
if anymore if anytime we say 
hard and we're not talking about

565
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,960
her from big that let's have 
fun. 

566
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,360
But I don't want to go into my 
brain and like if I get home 

567
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,440
tonight, my message that get 
hard for me and I'll be all. 

568
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,440
Here, here. 
Shagger, by the way. 

569
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:15,080
Was he is, He still is. 
I'm saying in great shape, great

570
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,040
dancer. 
And great shape, was he not? 

571
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,520
Was he not the one that was 
rumoured that was? 

572
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,680
He's an orange. 
What? 

573
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,680
Is one on gay was another. 
There was a rumour for a lot. 

574
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,120
I think she's an orange, very 
private guy and I think let's 

575
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,240
not miss you. 
Won't be here again. 

576
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,400
A lot of those guys are not 
private. 

577
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,240
That's true. 
Another thing. 

578
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,520
Another thing. 
You're done with the least 

579
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,160
private guys. 
In the world, I think it's 

580
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,560
really gay guys that he had 
pride. 

581
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,640
Oh, definitely. 
Every fucking year. 

582
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,920
Probably. 
That's a git mask. 

583
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,200
I think, I think there was 
always rumours about Jason 

584
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,000
Orange, yeah, But I think the 
guy just likes keeping his head 

585
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,240
down in that. 
Whatever. 

586
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,280
You I feel like, yeah, I feel 
like it was a remember everyone 

587
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,160
at some point. 
Yeah, all boy band guys to go. 

588
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,800
He's the gay one. 
There has to be a gay one, they 

589
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,320
say. 
You know. 

590
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,720
But then like Stephen Gately 
came out. 

591
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,200
I remember Stephen Gately came 
out. 

592
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,680
My mom went. 
I was about 10 and my mom was 

593
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,160
like, you know, if you were gay,
it wouldn't be a problem. 

594
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,520
And I was like, Oh no. 
And then I was like armour. 

595
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,200
And then I was like, am I giving
off a vibe? 

596
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,000
Right. 
Yeah. 

597
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,800
Remember Barry Manilow came up, 
Did he? 

598
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,120
No, I know. 
He's still saying straight. 

599
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,280
Umm. 
Barry Manilow was gay. 

600
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,840
And I did it and then we did he 
joke there too. 

601
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,240
We what? 
I did. 

602
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,360
We did. 
He joke there, too. 

603
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:23,880
I did. 
Barry, Man. 

604
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,160
You said I got up too early. 
I said Barry Manilow came out. 

605
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,120
You said daddy. 
I said no, I think he's still 

606
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,400
straight. 
I'm really not fucking. 

607
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,320
I know, no, I think, I think 
we're both as it's a new. 

608
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,840
I always think about it like 
this. 

609
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,800
I've always said comedians doing
pods in the new year. 

610
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,480
It's a bit like an old steam 
engine. 

611
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,640
It's on the tracks and it's 
moving, but they're just it's 

612
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,680
getting warming. 
Sometimes need to. 

613
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,680
Pick up a wee bit of place. 
Yeah, at the minute it's hard. 

614
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,520
Isn't it? 
So sorry, you were saying? 

615
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,520
I My mom said if you were gay, 
it'd be all right. 

616
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,880
No, I'm talking way before this.
What was the same for that? 

617
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,600
Getting old, Getting old. 
You're getting old. 

618
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,280
Say saying, saying that, saying 
that. 

619
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:23,360
Great schedule. 
What is that, though? 

620
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,560
Nothing. 
That's just the ice cream 

621
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,200
thought. 
You're getting close to 

622
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:38,880
Hollyoaks for a second. 
That's something. 

623
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,880
Is it? 
But it's just a thing. 

624
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,880
Yeah. 
That's not chopsticks. 

625
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,960
No chop. 
What's chopsticks? 

626
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:51,160
Three things you eat with, so 
you're getting old. 

627
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,600
I can't remember. 
I'm just old. 

628
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,240
I just feel, I just feel that 
like. 

629
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:03,600
You have a theory. 
Yes, my theory is is that we 

630
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,600
don't look as old as people are 
age who do jobs they don't like.

631
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,760
Yeah, do you? 
Know what I mean? 

632
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,960
Like I've I've seen people go to
school or went to school with I 

633
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,320
don't go to school anymore. 
Let's go man, you go. 

634
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,280
Fuck, you look old. 
Yeah. 

635
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,320
But then, then I'm wondering, 
they're looking at me like you. 

636
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,680
Like we've talked before, I 
think about the suit, then 

637
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,720
sometimes it feels weird. 
People want to work in suits. 

638
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,600
It's like, I feel like we're in 
a very modern age, probably the 

639
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,920
most modern age we've ever been 
in. 

640
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,920
And a lot of people, a lot of 
people wearing suits. 

641
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,560
It's like, I don't think anyone 
would care if you weren't. 

642
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,720
I reckon there's do you reckon 
there's still people? 

643
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,400
I think I'd be the kind of 
person, so if I worked in a job 

644
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,360
where I needed to wear a suit, 
right, kind of put a uniform on.

645
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,440
Like with stand up, you kind of 
you get changed before you want 

646
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,880
to do a gig. 
And there's a wee bit of me the 

647
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,600
needs. 
I think if I worked from home 

648
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,000
but was in a job where I used to
wear a suit, I'd still have to 

649
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,320
wear a suit in the house really.
Otherwise I wouldn't do it. 

650
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Really. 
Yeah, if I'm in my jammies, I'm 

651
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,480
not doing any work. 
I'd have to fully be like, let's

652
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,040
go into the office. 
Remember Karen used to wear 

653
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,120
jammies on stage? 
Remember, you wore the onesie. 

654
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:05,800
The onesie? 
Yeah, that. 

655
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,920
Was an area you see a tusi. 
Nice, nice. 

656
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Sorry, can I love you? 
That was an era, wasn't? 

657
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,120
That was an era you look like 
down in the video and Batman. 

658
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,880
I just saw Matilda for the first
time. 

659
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,720
These were your. 
The motion pitcher. 

660
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,760
The motion pitcher. 
You've only said it's it's a 

661
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,680
classic. 
With what? 

662
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,240
Matilda Yeah, it's an amazing 
movie. 

663
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,240
Yeah, it's brilliant. 
I didn't. 

664
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,040
Know that I know the first time.
Seen it for the first time. 

665
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,920
That's insane. 
Really good. 

666
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,000
It's it's yeah, it's fucking 
fantastic. 

667
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,760
Parents are piece of shit. 
They are. 

668
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,280
Do you know what other sign 
you're getting older though? 

669
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,480
What whenever you look at like? 
The parent in the movie. 

670
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,320
Yeah, like when I was watching 
Home Alone over Christmas in the

671
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,120
map up on the screen, I was 
like, fuck you would rightly. 

672
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,760
I think that's the sign of 
getting old. 

673
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,480
I think it is because when it 
was 10 I didn't think that. 

674
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,040
Right I. 
Wasn't looking at Kevin's mad 10

675
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,800
being like but not. 
You were looking at those girls 

676
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,640
from Sweet Valley High. 
Fucking right, twins. 

677
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,760
Remember those twins? 
Oh. 

678
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,920
I remember, remember those 
twins. 

679
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,080
I remember. 
What were they even called? 

680
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,000
Sweet Valley Heisman? 
Who cares? 

681
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,160
Yeah, who gives a fuck? 
Who cares? 

682
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,200
They're women. 
Sexy 1 and sexy two I'm met gay 

683
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,720
who? 
Gives a fuck about their rights 

684
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,800
and their They were so sexy. 
They were pretty hot. 

685
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,920
Who else was it? 
We do this? 

686
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,560
I think we do this probably 
every year We start talking 

687
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,160
about old school babes. 
Right, but let's go that era of 

688
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,280
PV instead, right. 
So the girls between Valley 

689
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,920
High, Yeah. 
Umm, what do you call? 

690
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,840
What do you call the thing? 
And I'm Mr Belding. 

691
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,560
And what was that show Saved by 
the Bell? 

692
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:41,960
The the nodded. 
There not the blonde girl from 

693
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,440
from fucking. 
Kelly Kelly Kapowski. 

694
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,960
The tall one. 
Big, tall, blonde one. 

695
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,560
No, I'm talking about the 
brunette. 

696
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,680
Brunette. 
Brunette. 

697
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,520
Yeah, the brunette. 
Yeah, she was stolen. 

698
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,160
She was gorgeous there. 
Was a couple of girls around 

699
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,200
like neighbour like do you 
remember the what were the three

700
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,880
sisters? 
In Edinburgh. 

701
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:04,640
No in in neighbours, the Holly 
Holly Valance and like her 

702
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,600
sister's staff. 
Well, I didn't know she had 

703
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,159
sisters. 
And and neighbours, yeah, there 

704
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,840
was three of them and they were 
all stunning. 

705
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,480
Remember Holly? 
The Scully? 

706
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,639
Scully. 
Sisters. 

707
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,400
Kiss, kiss. 
Yeah, it wouldn't indeed. 

708
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,239
But when the Scully sisters 
turned up in Neighbours, 

709
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,320
remember that being a do you 
know what this is? 

710
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,840
This is too much. 
This is this is too. 

711
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,440
It's too weird, right? 
But again, I'm just having this 

712
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,440
nostalgia thing. 
Yeah. 

713
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,840
Do you remember how fucking 
horny you were? 

714
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,280
Yes. 
As like a 14 year old. 

715
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,320
Yeah, right. 
And this is don't clip us right 

716
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,120
because, but keep it in, but 
don't clip it. 

717
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,719
I remember one time having a 
wank in my school uniform 

718
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,400
drinking a Ribena Right. 
Like just fully. 

719
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:50,920
Carting a bottle. 
Carton clearly I came into my 

720
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,080
head. 
I remember sitting. 

721
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,679
As in, you were that horny that 
you couldn't even get through a 

722
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:56,360
tat. 
You know, it was, it just had to

723
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,040
come out. 
It was. 

724
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,920
Yes. 
But I just remember having this 

725
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,240
like, like lying on, like my 
arse, like my legs off. 

726
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,240
Lie. 
Standard shit. 

727
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,840
I was lying on the bed, but my 
arson legs were like flat on the

728
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,120
ground. 
So it wasn't lying down on the 

729
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,480
bed. 
It was like it was lying against

730
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,760
the bed. 
Hold on, hold on, hold on. 

731
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:21,880
Do you like this uniform with 
the right bean? 

732
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,760
You're lying down, but you're 
sitting strawberry or black 

733
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,120
currant. 
Strawberry. 

734
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,920
Actually, you tasted it. 
They'd won't be excellent. 

735
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,200
Strawberry in the picture here. 
Just flash into my head the 

736
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,240
other day just being like, I 
can't believe my mom was living 

737
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,160
under the same roof as that 
creepy wee fucker. 

738
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,120
Yeah. 
How was the shame after that? 

739
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,280
I didn't have shame back then, I
just had another wank. 

740
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:51,400
It was. 14 yeah, being horny a 
lot. 

741
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,240
And not knowing what it was 
because no one talked to you, No

742
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,680
one was like we I didn't get any
chats for my parents about like,

743
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,040
thank God, what things? 
Just like there was no birds and

744
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,080
bees talks. 
No, no, but the time, the time 

745
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,400
the birds in the bees chat that 
I got, I was fucking 20 and my 

746
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,600
mom jokingly when I think it's 
time your dad told about the 

747
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,840
birds and the bees and my dad 
said the words, son, get as many

748
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,920
birds as it can, but don't come 
crying to me when you get stung,

749
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,080
right? 
And I was like. 

750
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,960
Why is your dad a 21 year old 
girl? 

751
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,800
He's just, he's just a quick, I 
can do it. 

752
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,040
But I just, I think about the 
fucking filth. 

753
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,080
Yeah. 
Of a fucking teenage boy and my 

754
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,480
poor mother lived in the same 
house as him. 

755
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,360
My dad said again. 
My mom said my dad speak to him 

756
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,400
and my dad speak to him. 
I. 

757
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,120
Gotta talk to the boy and. 
My dad said genuinely. 

758
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,640
Maybe. 
I don't know if he's had it in 

759
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,000
the episode of the party was on.
Always work this verbatim. 

760
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,960
Always wear a decky boot. 
End of conversation. 

761
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,960
A decky boot. 
Always to always, always. 

762
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,480
But really hard to say that 
either when. 

763
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,040
I used to work, yeah, I used to 
wear them day and night. 

764
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,920
Yeah, I wore. 
Them but I, I, I remember that 

765
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,880
age of you talk about me getting
into tech when I used to get the

766
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,880
bus every day in the Belfast. 
Boss. 

767
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,400
Very hard. 
I permanently hard as soon as I 

768
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,320
walked onto that bus. 
When I walked off always hard. 

769
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,920
Just waiting for Gary to take it
away. 

770
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:14,800
I missed. 
It I missed it I missed. 

771
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,720
It back, baby. 
Oh no. 

772
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,000
But yeah, it was like, remember,
like the times that you'd be in 

773
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,120
school is like you come up like 
write something on the board. 

774
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,160
Perfect one. 
It was the perfect one. 

775
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,200
I just missed it. 
Oh man, yeah. 

776
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,720
Always called up, always horny 
like always. 

777
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,560
But it wasn't horny. 
It's not horny the way like 

778
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,400
whenever you're aroused as an 
adult. 

779
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,880
It's just background. 
It's just fucking yeah. 

780
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,120
Somebody hit that with a 
breaker, like, yeah, yeah. 

781
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,080
Yeah. 
Like the idea of even being with

782
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,880
a girl wasn't even interested. 
I just need to drain that. 

783
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,480
Yeah, you are. 
You get. 

784
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,320
Fucking somebody drops a gravy 
chip, all you can do is go. 

785
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:56,160
Yeah. 
And you get home and you're just

786
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,600
the smell of the bedroom 
stinking. 

787
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,040
Your bedroom was clean, that 
room, like a cat. 

788
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,040
There's no cleaning it. 
Everything's covered and come. 

789
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:10,200
The only thing to do is payless.
It was just fucking yeah. 

790
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,080
I think about. 
I think about my having to wash 

791
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,840
my teenage boy underpants. 
Do you know what I mean? 

792
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:21,680
Just fucking skid Marks and jizz
and I had the balls to complain 

793
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,440
about dinner. 
Don't mean I can't believe I 

794
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,320
wasn't beat to death before I 
was 15. 

795
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,640
We're hoping to again fuck up 
you spunky shitty we can't you. 

796
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,280
I can't believe I lived this 
long and I'm starting to think 

797
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,240
about that now as I'm getting 
older. 

798
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,240
But I think, do you not think 
with her, they're gaming and the

799
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,440
social media and all that, 
they're probably not even like 

800
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,320
that anymore. 
They've got porno. 

801
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,320
Yeah. 
Yeah, 100% like that. 

802
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,760
I'm not the now you think sex is
like a fucking UFC fight. 

803
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,880
Yeah, so we were glad. 
We were glad we have feel the 

804
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,920
warmth of a daddy outside. 
Do you mean like you fucking 

805
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,280
you, Curt? 
Somebody in a failure? 

806
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,840
Like you have boys to men got. 
My house for Thomas's class, 

807
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,720
right? 
And but now either. 

808
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,720
Fuck. 
You would have. 

809
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,880
You would have put your hands 
through her hair, you know. 

810
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,640
Yeah, unless you beat it 
exactly. 

811
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,600
Excuse me? 
Like, I don't know where it is. 

812
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,160
That's another thing is 
disappeared pubes. 

813
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,880
Pubes Pubes are good pride and. 
Pubes are class because. 

814
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,040
You would pump them up the. 
Good thing about pubes was 

815
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,320
right, you knew where you knew 
how to find the clip based on 

816
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,920
where the pubes were. 
It was. 

817
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,520
Now imagine. 
Fingering for the first time 

818
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,720
must be a fucking nightmare. 
It was like your bellies real 

819
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,720
long. 
It was like a red a red carpet 

820
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,680
at a premiere. 
Exactly like a red carpet, you'd

821
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,720
wipe your feet for you with 
them. 

822
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,240
You know, it's like nowadays, 
it's like a plane and you know, 

823
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,160
it was like back then, the guys 
waving in the land. 

824
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,680
And now it's like a dolphin's 
back. 

825
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,160
I mean, there's a holder 
somewhere, but I don't know what

826
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,360
it does. 
Must be tough. 

827
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,560
Needle in a haystack. 
Exactly. 

828
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,080
Well, that's yeah, she said the 
first time I did it. 

829
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,400
So it gets bigger when it's not 
as cold. 

830
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,720
We do this inside sometime. 
Imagine our young fellas turn 

831
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,000
off their like imagine they're 
they're going to pop their 

832
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:02,960
cherry. 
They're even called them. 

833
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,880
Here's the other thing. 
It used to be called you. 

834
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,800
Probably have to be a gluten 
free child. 

835
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,200
Whichever. 
It used to be if you would do 

836
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,280
like how many people you'd 
fucking had sex with her finger 

837
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,680
or whatever was your magic 
number, and now it's a body 

838
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,920
count. 
That's how aggressive it's 

839
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,240
getting. 
Did you used? 

840
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,880
It used to be called What's your
magic number? 

841
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,920
You'd be all not telling you 69 
though, right? 

842
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,840
But now it's a body. 
But how aggressive? 

843
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,120
Graphic. 
Yeah, it's not as fucking curvy 

844
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,880
and like, yeah, no, it's like, 
you want a fucking fuck? 

845
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,040
It's gone from. 
I don't want to wait for my. 

846
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:50,880
It's not, Yeah. 
That was the person on the bus 

847
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,960
beside me put. 
That down, he's hard. 

848
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:00,880
I'm shame. 
I used to target after toggle 

849
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,400
back into the waistband every 
day. 

850
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,120
I never had that problem. 
I could be hard. 

851
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,200
I don't think anyone ever saw it
like but. 

852
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:13,080
Just hide it on the machine, 
yeah. 

853
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,920
And then, yeah, we've talked. 
We're not getting into this 

854
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,360
territory. 
This is our resolution. 

855
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,640
But not some Zoo magazine, 
because that's what you were 

856
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,920
buying for the boss. 
See, I never had money about 

857
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,000
them, but I do remember like 
going in EMA. 

858
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,880
Buddy I. 
Remember going to the eastern 

859
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,040
setting an EMA? 
So the tables have turned. 

860
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,960
The tables have turned. 
It was a small table, no food on

861
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,800
them. 
But I remember like used to go 

862
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,560
into easterns and like 
screenshot them. 

863
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,760
Do you mean if one if one 
didn't? 

864
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,520
Have the least screen if. 
One didn't have the sleeve only 

865
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,920
be all. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

866
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,440
And by the way, that's not the 
magazine. 

867
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,880
Remember, like there used to be 
somebody we knew somebody would 

868
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,680
steal porn mags. 
So that was at the thing has 

869
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,520
disappeared is finding a porn 
mag in a hedge. 

870
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,160
Yes, which I like people older 
than us have talked about that. 

871
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,720
That was the thing that lasted 
maybe 30-40 years. 

872
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,960
Oh man was you could walk into a
field anywhere in Northern 

873
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,080
Ireland or the world and you'd 
find a porn mag like. 

874
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,080
Absolutely the remnants of the 
remnants of. 

875
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,960
You know you would find pristine
ones. 

876
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,560
Well, you know what? 
It was an agreement between 

877
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,360
young men, right? 
So what? 

878
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,040
You screenshot it, go home, do 
what you need to. 

879
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,920
Do God's library. 
Exactly. 

880
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,240
The Lord's Library. 
I remember the first time I saw 

881
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,240
like a proper dirty one with 
full virgin. 

882
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:23,920
I'm going. 
I might be. 

883
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,840
Yeah. 
Because that's fucking 

884
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,400
disgusting. 
Yeah, yeah. 

885
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,960
Yeah, it was. 
It wasn't what you thought it 

886
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,320
was. 
The magical butterfly thought it

887
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,120
was, Yeah. 
No magazine, it was some 40 year

888
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,840
old woman with a tattoo and her 
neck going like that. 

889
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:37,360
Yeah, yeah. 
Just trying to open a sports bag

890
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,520
and I was like, yeah, four men 
wanking beside me. 

891
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,480
It's not you mind. 
It's not as. 

892
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,800
Beautiful as I thought you 
thought it'd be like a wee flesh

893
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,400
butterfly. 
Yeah, I thought like something I

894
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,000
don't know that would pop in a 
chariot, pop your zips, but I 

895
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,040
was discussed. 
I was too far. 

896
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,400
Yeah. 
But I just the word needs to be 

897
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,280
more wholesome again. 
I think so. 

898
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,840
As I'm getting older, I'm 
getting more like, can we all 

899
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,120
just chill the fuck right, man? 
Yeah. 

900
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:07,320
And you know what? 
Let's just let's just be nice. 

901
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,160
War. 
What's a good fortune, I tell 

902
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,560
you? 
Absolutely. 

903
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:19,720
Nothing. 
Yeah, yeah. 

904
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,120
I don't know what it's a year of
what those guys in China are 

905
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,760
doing this year for the year of.
Can I not just be the year? 

906
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,480
Nice. 
It's probably the Wrath of the 

907
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,000
Dragon. 
Is it? 

908
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,120
Always is. 
I was, but you know your Chinese

909
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,520
birth year. 
Some people call me. 

910
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,600
The Year of the Woods, Nick. 
As people are calling it. 

911
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,080
So what's what's next? 
Did you have when you were 

912
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,440
wanker in? 
The much of the RAM. 

913
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,840
I I was born snake. 
I'm a fire rabbit according to 

914
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,440
Chinese astrology. 
What does that mean? 

915
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,080
I don't know how it works, but 
it's basically whatever year you

916
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,440
were born and then I'm guessing 
there's a month involved. 

917
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,480
But I'm a fucking fire rabbit. 
I just. 

918
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,240
Started watching squid game 
season. 

919
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,280
Two I've never seen. 
I started watching the first 

920
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,760
series and then it was kind of 
like. 

921
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,520
Here, stopped writing your 
comment under this. 

922
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,560
I'm aware it's not Chinese. 
Unrelated. 

923
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:16,640
So it's one of the other ones. 
Man, can I say I had no 

924
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,760
aspiration. 
See, after the first season, I 

925
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,360
went leave it. 
Perfect season of television. 

926
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,400
Leave it. 
The guy who created it goes. 

927
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,960
I'm not doing anymore. 
Netflix opened up the circuit, 

928
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,200
by the way. 
So I I just have coffee in my 

929
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,680
hand and I'm aware that wasn't a
clear representation. 

930
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,760
Yeah, that's someone opening. 
That's that's. 

931
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,240
Fucking. 
That's me on the bus, I. 

932
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,080
Was fucking Ken Begley but the 
guy got decapitated by. 

933
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,120
Yeah, but that wouldn't what are
you trying to say? 

934
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,400
That's how the show that the 
video will be. 

935
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,960
So what I'm saying is they said 
they weren't doing a second 

936
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,000
season. 
Second season comes along and 

937
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
say yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Hear people talking about 

938
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,760
watching it. 
Yeah, yeah. 

939
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,400
I watched episode 1 a couple of 
nights ago. 

940
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,360
I thought episode 1 of the new 
season was better than any of 

941
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,360
the episodes or episode 2 of the
new season was better than any 

942
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,640
of the episode ones. 
My it goes it's going to get 

943
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,560
better. 
I went, I don't know if I can I 

944
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,400
what an episode that was. 
I need to iced. 

945
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,200
I'm so behind on TV shows right?
I just started watching 

946
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,360
Heartbeat Blue Lights which is 
similar right? 

947
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,440
Very good right? 
Thoroughly enjoying it, only of 

948
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,040
still using 2 episodes to stand 
often. 

949
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,680
I just finished. 
Don't spoil anything for me. 

950
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,080
Well, I mean it's. 
A rough idea. 

951
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,720
Can I say one of the best cast 
things ever? 

952
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,560
It's Yeah, we. 
Often times like it's to get it.

953
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,000
Wrong from here yeah they'll 
bring in too many actors and 

954
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,760
from here just distracting this 
is one we go that person 

955
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,680
actually he's she's a me it just
there are a lot of people 

956
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,480
stealing the show we're. 
Looking forward to watching the 

957
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,080
rest of that. 
But Squid Games, one that I'm 

958
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,560
like, I need to fuck. 
I have you. 

959
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,160
Just seen the first one. 
I I started watching the first 

960
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:00,600
episode and my problem is I 
definitely have some sort of 

961
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,160
fucking Eddie HC. 
I know everyone's diagnosed 

962
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,840
themselves, but I can't watch 
ATV show unless there's somebody

963
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,360
in the room beside me and I put 
the phone down. 

964
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,120
I get so distracted so easily. 
Yep. 

965
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:12,120
So I need to be like, I need to 
be able to go fucking hell. 

966
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,320
I'll say new football. 
I might get a week until it was 

967
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,800
done or something. 
I'd be like finally getting the 

968
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,120
set down and watch a full of 
football match and I spend the 

969
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,040
whole time talking to my mates 
about the match. 

970
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,800
We're not watching the match or 
I'm on Twitter. 

971
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,160
You know, the player does 
something. 

972
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,280
What's a reaction to that? 
So I'm I'm all. 

973
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,040
I also don't watch. 
The thing that sent out, but the

974
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,080
way the MEC TV shows, movies, 
it's second screening. 

975
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,000
There's another thing because 
everyone's doing the same shit, 

976
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,720
yes, So it needs to be. 
It was you meant when you told 

977
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,160
me up. 
They make it really obvious and 

978
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,520
basic and explain everything 
three times because you're going

979
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,560
to miss the first two. 
Yeah. 

980
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,200
Falsely. 
What are you saying about Square

981
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,360
game? 
You had a look that suggests you

982
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,440
put an opinion on this watch. 
The season 2 but there's like a 

983
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,400
mid season break which is 
annoying as fuck. 

984
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,240
Are we caught up there? 
Is the next? 

985
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,760
Better yet, when are we talking?
Like generism? 

986
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,840
Oh. 
For fuck's sake. 

987
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,480
Do you want to real team 
Stranger Things, the final 

988
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,480
series coming out this year? 
I can't believe we're still 

989
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,440
making that. 
It's been so long since the last

990
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,800
series I no longer care about it
and I love that show. 

991
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,320
I loved it and then definitely 
got to a point where I went, Oh 

992
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,600
no, no, not for me anymore. 
I don't know what that point 

993
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,120
was. 
Whatever. 

994
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,920
It was made for making like 80s 
nostalgia. 

995
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,040
Nostalgia. 
Like it's fucking. 

996
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,160
Is it still, are they totally 
reinvented the show or is it 

997
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,480
kind of similar to what it was? 
It's still similar, still set in

998
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,800
like the early 80s or many of 
these, whatever, but it's just 

999
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,360
it's fucking great. 
They still make a cobra guy. 

1000
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,200
Just finished it. 
I haven't, I haven't, I haven't 

1001
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,280
so that it had a meet mid season
break and I haven't watched the 

1002
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,840
second-half because I don't want
to be over. 

1003
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,480
See the wee boy, the main boy 
that got fucked up, Remember in 

1004
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,040
like the second season they had 
the fight. 

1005
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,960
Yeah he fail or whatever. 
Does he recover? 

1006
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,320
Grand 100% here's the thing 
about cobra Kay This should have

1007
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,080
it's another one of those series
where you go you should have 

1008
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,240
left out at one series because 
you. 

1009
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,480
Were the first guy talking about
it. 

1010
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,240
I loved it way before I I paid. 
On YouTube and not. 

1011
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,240
Start on YouTube and I paid for 
YouTube subscription just to 

1012
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,760
watch it. 
I remember and it was fucking 

1013
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,800
great. 
It was kind of dark. 

1014
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,800
Yeah, funny what's happening? 
I think because there's maybe 6 

1015
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,800
series now and basically it's 
the same story every series 

1016
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,920
where the kids are all fighting 
each other than they get along. 

1017
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,520
Then one of them is like, I 
don't like the way you talked to

1018
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,240
me yesterday so I'm going to be 
your arts and nemesis now. 

1019
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,880
And it gets a wee bit like yeah,
just put more down all the 

1020
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,760
rules. 
So when it like but yeah, I 

1021
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,480
still don't want to be over. 
So I haven't watched the 

1022
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,160
second-half of the last series. 
My Karate Pyjamas in the wash 

1023
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,880
so. 
I'm going to, yeah. 

1024
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,360
I love that you're you say that 
the bad guys, I'd love to to 

1025
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,440
fight you, but my karate pyjamas
are in the wash. 

1026
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,840
In the wash. 
So you wave because that's a 

1027
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,720
very low demo. 
You're lucky I'm waiting for a 

1028
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,360
whitewash. 
Yeah, you're fucking lucky. 

1029
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,160
And it will be a whitewash, 
yeah. 

1030
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,240
Right. 
Yeah, be a bloodbath. 

1031
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,880
Then I'll have to wash them 
again. 

1032
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,480
Card Douglas. 
Kung Fu fighting. 

1033
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,480
Phenomenal song. 
Phenomenal song, raises me. 

1034
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,120
Listen back to it. 
One day my sister was begging me

1035
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,800
to do that at Stars and I was 
like, I don't think my career. 

1036
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,440
It's some of the names he throws
in. 

1037
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,640
Yeah, funky Chinaman. 
Yeah, there was funky China man,

1038
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,920
little funky Chinatown and 
little Sammy Chung He just. 

1039
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,840
Little Sammy Chung, Yeah. 
He just throws me just. 

1040
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,840
Throws right there, Yeah, little
like do. 

1041
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,880
You think that's big in Asia? 
That's all. 

1042
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,440
Do you think they like it? 
Maybe it's like their fairy tale

1043
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,280
New York. 
Do you know what I mean? 

1044
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,720
Maybe, like, maybe in Asia, 
like, like we're not going to 

1045
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,920
say Funky Chinaman do. 
They do Christmas. 

1046
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,760
Chinese. 
No, they're not. 

1047
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,440
They're not a mainly Christian 
country. 

1048
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,480
Maybe they do something a 
different day. 

1049
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,800
The new year is different then, 
so probably probably do 

1050
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,360
something more in February. 
Yeah. 

1051
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,800
Hard to get time off work with 
factory though. 

1052
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:49,440
We're not, you forget. 
You like in the factory they 

1053
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,960
just put on they just put on 
Kung Fu fighting for. 

1054
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,400
Them there you go to be in 
Chinese get the new iPhone for 

1055
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,840
Christmas like man for five 
built that. 

1056
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,960
Work man's holiday last month. 
Holiday. 

1057
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,960
I'm on holiday. 
I'm on the factories like. 

1058
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,040
Bad crack. 
Like if you've like they're. 

1059
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,880
Going to knock on the head like 
are they doing more? 

1060
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,520
Any new? 
Lenses can you put in the phone 

1061
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,640
You know what I. 
Mean, you know, apparently 

1062
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:20,640
economically like something like
20-30 years ago China was like 

1063
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:26,360
near rock bottom of like major 
countries and I all of a sudden.

1064
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,560
But I don't the money doesn't 
philtre under the the 

1065
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,800
population. 
It's the same as anywhere. 

1066
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,880
It's like because, because a lot
I think now I could be pulling 

1067
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,160
this completely out of my whole,
but a lot of those companies 

1068
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,760
that were in China are all 
western companies that are 

1069
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,360
essentially using slave labour. 
So they're paying for cheap 

1070
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,960
labour. 
And then because it's still a 

1071
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,600
communist country, the the 
government cons are probably 

1072
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,360
getting digging and getting big 
fucking fancy houses. 

1073
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,040
But the actual people that are 
trying to fucking kill 

1074
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,560
themselves in the factories 
because they're working too 

1075
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,480
hard? 
It seems. 

1076
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,520
America, America is like, oh, 
we're the greatest country in 

1077
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,320
the world. 
You go really? 

1078
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,320
Because I've been there and 
there's fucking human shit on 

1079
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,000
the streets, like. 
I've got some debt, fucking some

1080
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,040
debt, trillions. 
How can they? 

1081
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,640
How can? 
How does everybody owe money to 

1082
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,720
one person who haven't shot 
them? 

1083
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,000
What? 
Like how does every country owe 

1084
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,680
money to who's owes? 
Do you mean what central bank 

1085
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,520
isn't? 
Isn't that easily cancelled just

1086
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,680
to go right? 
I owe you 20 million. 

1087
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,920
You owe me 30 million. 
Tell you what, Why we just call 

1088
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,040
it quits I. 
Think the Central Bank of 

1089
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,080
Central Reserve. 
The central bank, there's a 

1090
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,280
World Monetary Fund, I believe. 
Is there? 

1091
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,240
I don't know anything about 
that. 

1092
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,840
Going ahead, boys, keep talking.
Welcome to my world. 

1093
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,720
So but. 
You know what I mean? 

1094
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,440
Like surely. 
Yeah, yeah, like all these 

1095
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,280
fucking everyone spend the money
on guns and stuff and the poor 

1096
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,760
people are fighting each other 
over resources. 

1097
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,280
Go no, do that guy. 
Everyone owes him money. 

1098
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:48,240
Why don't we just? 
Or they could, like you say, go.

1099
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,600
Don't worry about that. 
Now, yeah, the one guy who I've 

1100
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,480
enough. 
But inflation, maybe, maybe I 

1101
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,280
would do some new inflation. 
Just this, would you do 

1102
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,240
inflation? 
I don't think that. 

1103
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,200
I. 
Think they've tried to do that 

1104
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,880
in places before. 
And then there's always pictures

1105
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,240
in textbook of kids playing 
wheelbarrows full of cash. 

1106
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:07,360
And they're like, this is 
worthless, this money, you know?

1107
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,640
I was one. 
I was 1933 or not. 

1108
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,680
Yeah, I. 
Think we had the same textbook. 

1109
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,680
Yeah, probably. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1110
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,080
Kids in Nazi Germany just 
playing with. 

1111
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,360
Cash. 
I was like, who's hard? 

1112
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,000
Did you write your name the 
inside of it? 

1113
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,640
Yeah, I was trying to take that 
song in the German, but I don't 

1114
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,240
know any German. 
Takes this no. 

1115
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:31,720
Yeah, takes that. 
All I do each night is pray up. 

1116
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,520
It only takes one minute for 
online. 

1117
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,880
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Good times. 

1118
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,920
What? 
What's going to tempt you the 

1119
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,320
most? 
Is there like a drinking thing? 

1120
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,560
Come. 
Is there an occasion? 

1121
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,200
See, that's not a beautiful 
thing. 

1122
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:53,040
So my birthday is the first 
drinking thing I can the 1st so 

1123
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,160
10th of March, just give someone
to buy me a present. 

1124
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,680
So like yeah, my birthday and 
Paddy's there the only two times

1125
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,480
I can foresee at the minute. 
So part part of the reason why 

1126
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,280
I'm like, I really want to stop 
drinking as well as like I had 

1127
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:10,160
two weddings in December, 2 
weddings, like relax skin should

1128
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:14,040
talk about a bitch. 
But yeah, like 2 weddings and 

1129
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,840
then like just Christmas, New 
Year's, all that sort of stuff. 

1130
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,920
I fully went. 
I've drank for a month there. 

1131
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,520
You said before we came on, hope
you won't, Mommy said this. 

1132
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,840
You were like, I had to drink 
loads over Christmas in New Year

1133
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,040
because you had too much drink 
in the. 

1134
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,880
House. 
I had to get out of the house. 

1135
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,520
But I can't have any like you 
couldn't just. 

1136
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,960
Can't cut. 
That's like, it's I know people 

1137
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,680
who had to. 
Yeah, I'm probably an alcoholic.

1138
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,640
I haven't seen anybody about it.
But all the symptoms are there, 

1139
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,480
right? 
Like if it's if I have whiskey 

1140
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,560
in the house, I will come home 
from a gig and go. 

1141
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,360
I'll just have one and then I'll
be all. 

1142
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,360
That's not enough. 
Yeah, I'll take it all. 

1143
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:45,560
But then I go to bed. 
I live in my own. 

1144
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,160
But if you were an alcoholic, 
surely you wouldn't be able to 

1145
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,080
like, see the way you've not you
didn't drink yesterday, the day 

1146
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,040
before, whatever. 
You haven't drank since what? 

1147
00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,200
Day New Year's New Year's Eve, 
so it's been 8 days. 

1148
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,360
But that hopefully makes you 
realise you're not no. 

1149
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,280
No, it makes you go fuck, I love
drinking. 

1150
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,760
Right. 
You want a pot, right? 

1151
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,400
Well, no, it's weird. 
I don't think I think I I love 

1152
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:15,520
drinking, but it's boredom is is
the reason I'll drink. 

1153
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
As opposed to Tuesday, Yeah, I 

1154
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:23,280
mean, fuck it. 
Yeah, I do have this one thing I

1155
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,920
would love to once just like, 
like drink, like fuck, go to 

1156
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,200
sleep, wake up and then just 
start drinking again, Right. 

1157
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,160
So that's definitely alcoholic. 
You want to. 

1158
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,240
Do that. 
Yeah, a dream I have is go. 

1159
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:36,160
I'm going to get 2 bottles, Jack
down right, four big bottles of 

1160
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,120
Coke, smash 1 bottle, pass out, 
wake up, crack the other one 

1161
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:40,720
open. 
Just keep going. 

1162
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,560
But I think part. 
Of that why do you want to do 

1163
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,480
that I. 
Think it's part of me is like, I

1164
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,960
wonder how much I can handle, 
right? 

1165
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,560
Another part of me is thinking, 
I bet you you're actually some 

1166
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,720
sort of immortal. 
Do you know what I mean? 

1167
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,200
I've got like. 
Because there's two options. 

1168
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,240
Either you are or you're not. 
Die like, yeah, I think I've got

1169
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:01,120
like positive body dysmorphia, 
but also have that in in in a 

1170
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,840
soul sense of like I'm probably 
on dead special. 

1171
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:05,320
Yes, I get you. 
I'm. 

1172
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,760
Probably not even normal, even 
though I've had several medical 

1173
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:08,720
conditions over the years. 
Yeah. 

1174
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,000
Yeah. 
Indicated I should really not 

1175
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,560
drink every year. 
Yeah, But yeah. 

1176
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,880
But I think. 
Yeah, if you ever seen that Bert

1177
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,360
Kreischer speech, we talked 
about how much he loves 

1178
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,600
drinking. 
Yes, that's my he's. 

1179
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,280
Never going to quit. 
Fuck, I love that. 

1180
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:23,600
How, How quickly before. 
Because you've done this before,

1181
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,480
you've had times before where 
you've gone off it How quickly 

1182
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,640
before you feel different in a 
good way, you know, like. 

1183
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,800
A week honestly feel like after 
not drinking for a week I'm like

1184
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,720
I feel great. 
And do you get any like 

1185
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:38,040
withdrawal symptoms? 
Not really, because I think. 

1186
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,080
Like people should talk about 
headaches and things. 

1187
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,520
No having any. 
I'm sleeping better like because

1188
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,240
I think for me, like I if I have
a hangover, I've real bad 

1189
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,960
anxiety and I'm hungover, but 
I'll just go, Ah, you're just 

1190
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,520
you're I just damn. 
But then you don't do any work 

1191
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,600
and you end up like, I have one 
e-mail to send and because I've 

1192
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,880
been drinking all month, I 
haven't sent it. 

1193
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,040
Right. 
Like you get loads of stuff 

1194
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,480
done. 
It's it's not it's way more 

1195
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,120
productive than not be a piss 
head like yeah, that's what I've

1196
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,120
learned 38. 
Well, I'm going the opposite. 

1197
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,680
My New Year's resolution. 
I'm getting on it. 

1198
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,680
You'll love it. 
Yeah, it does. 

1199
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:14,680
Wonder Shear skin, same age. 
Yeah, I am. 

1200
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,040
I don't know. 
I, I, I really like, you know, I

1201
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,960
didn't drink much, but we would 
have like gigs. 

1202
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,440
We would have like drank after 
and art gigs a fair bit like 

1203
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,480
back in the day and then I think
it was when the kids came along.

1204
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,640
So that's the thing, I everyone 
else could marry, had kids and I

1205
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,600
didn't. 
So my lifestyle hasn't changed 

1206
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,040
as. 
Well, but I know people, people 

1207
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,320
who drink more when they get 
married. 

1208
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,400
Kids. 
Yeah, but like, you know, I can 

1209
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,680
see how you would, you know, 
because days can be long and 

1210
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,520
you're tired and I can 
understand why you'd want to sit

1211
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,640
and have a drink at the end of 
the day. 

1212
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,200
Yeah, but I the hangover is what
I fear. 

1213
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,680
So that's what put me like, put 
me on, yeah. 

1214
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,520
That's I need somebody with me 
to go. 

1215
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:55,560
Ah, that's enough. 
Wow, that's enough because 

1216
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,760
otherwise I'd be drinking. 
Yeah, Yeah, I need a wee fucking

1217
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,360
no. 
Yeah, I would love it if you had

1218
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,800
an actual wee pet monkey. 
I would love to stop you drink. 

1219
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,680
I nearly bought 1, was drunk 
once, turned out it wasn't a 

1220
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:09,960
monkey. 
Was 1/3 same they love doing. 

1221
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,360
Yeah, the big, big price 
difference, so. 

1222
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,920
You think it was a very 
exclusive ferret? 

1223
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,720
You'd get a ferret for £30 if if
you were getting shot maybe. 

1224
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,360
The time we saw the guy by the 
ferret in. 

1225
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,360
Edinburgh. 
That was for a Tanner. 

1226
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,920
Yeah, and we both went. 
My joke, Mighty. 

1227
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,480
I'd say you're if you're paying 
£30 for a ferret, your mental 

1228
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,040
top and priceless. 
That's a top. 

1229
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,280
Depends on the. 
Year, doesn't it? 

1230
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,040
Like a car? 
Yeah, that's a 2016 ferret. 

1231
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,640
You go. 
Very hard to come back. 

1232
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,760
That's what cost an awful lot to
keep up in the road. 

1233
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:44,000
But but a monkey. 
Monkeys, looks like. 

1234
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,680
You'd know that. 
Come on. 

1235
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,680
What you looking it up? 
What type of monkey? 

1236
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,480
We. 
Ah, good point. 

1237
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,040
Chimpanzee. 
Now you don't want them beaten. 

1238
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,160
Your face off. 
Yeah, you want. 

1239
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,440
What do you call the wee ones? 
Squirrel. 

1240
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:00,280
Monkey. 
Oh yeah, most passive monkey 

1241
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:04,440
wouldn't get yeah. 
Can live up to 25 years in the 

1242
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,080
wild. 
Lifespan can depend on 

1243
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,400
captivity. 
Maybe 10 to 12 years in 

1244
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,840
captivity. 
What about a flattened organ? 

1245
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,640
Yeah, get up. 
Three months. 

1246
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,040
Most people don't live that 
long. 

1247
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,640
The bodies I have to walk 
through every morning. 

1248
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,200
Would you ever get like would 
you want to be pet? 

1249
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,240
I would love to get another dog 
Yeah, definitely. 

1250
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,960
I love animals like I'm a cute 
we dude. 

1251
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,040
I know what spider cute We did 
you. 

1252
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,120
Were like, would you ever get 
like we match and yeah. 

1253
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,120
I've done it before. 
What did you get me and my dog 

1254
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,960
matching pyjamas? 
Like when I was still with my 

1255
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,880
ex, there was matching pyjamas 
in the house for Christmas. 

1256
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,240
The dog had yeah, he didn't like
I was wearing his and he was 

1257
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,080
wearing mine. 
I was I was put AI had a piggy 

1258
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,640
blinders phase went through I 
remember. 

1259
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,480
I don't think you're out of it. 
Yeah, I'm not and. 

1260
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,800
The difference in it's like me 
when I wear sometimes when I 

1261
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,240
wear a baseball cap, I go, good 
luck. 

1262
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,200
I mean everyone. 
All you need to say is a petrol.

1263
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,560
Doesn't suit you, Yeah. 
Because I know how you feel when

1264
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,160
you put that black cap off and 
right, Mr Shelby. 

1265
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,960
Peachy fucking blind Just but he
actually looked like how old to 

1266
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:16,440
do I buy a dog for you like but 
there was one time I were the 

1267
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,240
dog was on the couch and he was 
clearly he was. 

1268
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,920
He was still quite a young dog 
so I'd walked him loads, but he 

1269
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,120
was also he was like fucking I 
want to play some more and I 

1270
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,160
couldn't play anymore as I'm. 
Going He's like also fourteen, 

1271
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,520
yeah. 
And I got energy. 

1272
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,840
Yeah, yeah, energy, right. 
And I was for a selfie. 

1273
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,960
I put like an extra piggy 
blinders hat on the dog and took

1274
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:38,280
a selfie and the dog went as I 
know what he's thinking. 

1275
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,920
He's thinking, fuck this fat 
bastard. 

1276
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,280
You've got you're doing a 
taping. 

1277
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,480
Yes, 1st of February, Mandela 
Hall, take it to flying lads, 

1278
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,640
but 60% sold, you know the last 
few eventbrite.com or just 

1279
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,960
we'll. 
Put the link in the description 

1280
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,680
what's show called or just just.
It's just one night only. 

1281
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,240
So it's just we're just taping 
an hour. 

1282
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,640
Don't know what it is. 
Yeah, don't know what I'm doing 

1283
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,120
yet. 
People asking what material it. 

1284
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,760
Could be Kung Fu fighting. 
Could be for. 

1285
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,880
An hour so. 
I have no idea. 

1286
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,400
It's going to be hard. 
Dead hard. 

1287
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,080
Oh, I'll be there. 
I'll be hard. 

1288
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,960
We can both be hard. 
You be shame I'll be making. 

1289
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,600
And he becomes. 
Build a boy band right now from.

1290
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,280
Loads. 
Boy bands, yeah. 

1291
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,240
I need five guys. 
Can it be bands that also just 

1292
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,080
like in The Beatles, do they 
come to the boy band of their 

1293
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,720
rock band? 
What? 

1294
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,880
Just FYI, I listen because we're
Brian McFarland and Keith Duffy 

1295
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,920
on the pod last week. 
I listen to what? 

1296
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,160
What is it? 
Brian McFadden was on Nikki 

1297
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:41,040
Burns podcast right leaving 
Westlife and I listened to that 

1298
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,000
and then at the end of it, Nikki
Burn goes build your ultimate 

1299
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,680
boy band. 
So I'm taking that concept and 

1300
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:52,240
giving a straight to you. 
You can mix UK an American. 

1301
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,640
But it had to have to be 
exclusive a boy bands like that 

1302
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,600
manufactured. 
Or can it be? 

1303
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,920
Can we like The Beatles? 
Rolling Stones. 100% but the but

1304
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,800
they are going to be doing boy 
band type music right? 

1305
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,360
I'm not saying build a band. 
I would love to see Freddie 

1306
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,560
Mercury singing boy band type 
songs because he blitz it right.

1307
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,320
It'd be easy to him. 
He probably he probably would 

1308
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,680
still be alive. 
He wasn't singing so hard. 

1309
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,560
I think it's what kill him. 
So you're putting him in? 

1310
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,760
Yeah, Brady, Mercury's in, I 
would say to him ago, Freddie, 

1311
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,720
don't sing as hard as just hang 
for Queen, because that's what 

1312
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,800
killed you, right? 
I'm pretty sure. 

1313
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,240
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. 
It was the the reins that killed

1314
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,080
him. 
There's nothing wrong with him. 

1315
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,640
Nope. 
Nothing wrong with him, Right. 

1316
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,640
I'm pretty sure that's what 
killed him, says Freddie. 

1317
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,520
Listen, you're in the band. 
Yeah, we're we're we're having 

1318
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,360
yet. 
Relax. 

1319
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,920
Integrity, relax. 
Yes, yes, yes, umm, very 

1320
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,760
ultimate front man. 
And then I would have you know 

1321
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,880
what I want to be tough. 
Being on a button way boy band 

1322
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,560
with him because he's. 
Yeah, I would have Stephen 

1323
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,840
Gately. 
I mean, I don't know what he's 

1324
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,400
doing right, but it would be 
great to see him back. 

1325
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,920
Umm, I would have you see what's
going. 

1326
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:58,240
Who has dead net? 
Carter just because I like him. 

1327
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,120
You're building a great bonder, 
eh Stephen Gately? 

1328
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,040
Was the voice of boys and by the
way, that's not taking Stephen 

1329
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,120
Gately was the best singer in 
Boys and. 

1330
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,880
I hear you, babe. 
OK, I hear you. 

1331
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:13,000
I want you to know you're heard.
But I think you needed him and 

1332
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,760
Ronan. 
I think Ronan needed Stephen and

1333
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,920
Stephen needed Ron. 
But. 

1334
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
But that's salt and pepper. 
But. 

1335
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,960
It's also like said in West 
because Mark's the best singer 

1336
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,880
in Westlife. 
You don't let him go under that 

1337
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,400
radar. 
Don't let him go under that 

1338
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,760
radar now. 
Mark's the best one. 

1339
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,800
I'd say Mark was big set pieces.
He was the loudest. 

1340
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:31,880
What you want? 
He was the loudest. 

1341
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,600
No Mark, no key change, no Mark.
They're on the start of the 

1342
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,160
whole song. 
If Mark wasn't there, Westlife 

1343
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,800
set down the entire time like 
that, right? 

1344
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,080
Without Mark, they're not 
getting up. 

1345
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,000
I think they're not. 
They're flying without hope, 

1346
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,560
without Mark, right? 
They're walking without feet. 

1347
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,640
They're not flying without 
wings. 

1348
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,920
I think they're they're sitting 
without chairs, without Mark. 

1349
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,520
Shane takes you to the well 
marks drinking it up. 

1350
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,600
No, Shane brought you there. 
Shane takes you to the well, 

1351
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,920
Mark fucking sings out of it and
you go fuck me. 

1352
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,240
And then Mark flies out without 
wings and goes. 

1353
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,840
You're welcome boys, get on my 
back. 

1354
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:06,960
I am fucking. 
I'm a gryphon, I think it's a 

1355
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:08,440
flying dog or something. 
Right, right. 

1356
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,800
Sounds like it's it's Mark 
Field. 

1357
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:10,920
He's not Mark. 
Yeah, So what? 

1358
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,440
I have. 
What is it? 

1359
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,640
Freddie Mercury? 
Yes, we have seen Stephen 

1360
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,200
Gately. 
Yeah, Mark from Westlife. 

1361
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,400
Excellent. 
Nick Carter. 

1362
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,440
Yep. 
Need one more? 

1363
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,800
I've gone no, you've got a 
Backstreet Boy May. 

1364
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,080
You've got. 
You can take some of the 

1365
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,200
instinct. 
Justin Timberlake. 

1366
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,040
Yeah. 
I mean, there's going to be a 

1367
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,560
power struggle between him and 
Freddie. 

1368
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,000
Yeah, yeah. 
Step, JD. 

1369
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,320
Step, brother. 
You know, step aside. 

1370
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,600
Move move to the back of the 
queue. 

1371
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,880
I think you've got a lot of, 
you've got a lot of front men 

1372
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:43,320
there. 
That's what you want though? 

1373
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,120
You imagine 5 front men. 
What a fucking group. 

1374
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,600
Yeah, do you know what I mean? 
Imagine if Ringo had the balls 

1375
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,880
to go. 
Fuck yes, I'm still at the 

1376
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:51,800
front. 
The big. 

1377
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,720
Yeah. 
Instead of that shit they were 

1378
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,080
pedalling all those years, 
right? 

1379
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,320
Yeah, I'd also have Jermaine 
Jackson as a substitute. 

1380
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,640
Doesn't give one. 
Got sick? 

1381
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,760
Yeah, that's a weird. 
He's weird. 

1382
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:05,560
Tried to go in there. 
No. 

1383
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,880
Yeah, but he could win a front 
man too, actually. 

1384
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,720
Yeah, it wasn't for that cracker
ass brother of his. 

1385
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,480
A fucking weirdo. 
Yeah. 

1386
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,640
What about your 5:00? 
You got 5. 

1387
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,960
I'll go, I'll go different to 
you. 

1388
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,880
I'll go. 
Freddy. 

1389
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,000
I like what you've done bringing
him in there, but in my head 

1390
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,560
he's a solo. 
No, he's not solorist. 

1391
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,760
Well, he was. 
He did a couple of, yeah. 

1392
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:35,160
I'm going to go, umm, I think 
your lineups very white and 

1393
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,440
that's OK. 
Do you mean Jackson for some? 

1394
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,680
But he's oh, so he has to be the
other the black guys himself. 

1395
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,320
No, he just happened to be 
laughter thought. 

1396
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,040
Aston Marigold because you can 
do that backflip. 

1397
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,000
Fair enough. 
Very good tool to have up your 

1398
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,520
sleeve. 
People are mesmerised by a 

1399
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,040
backflip. 
Very true. 

1400
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:59,520
So he's in Umm, I'll go, eh, 
I'll go, I'll go Ronan. 

1401
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,160
Yeah. 
Yeah, Ronan Keaton, I'll go JC 

1402
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:10,000
Chase from Bless You and Sing 
because I think he was under the

1403
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:10,920
radar. 
Which you want to see. 

1404
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,200
He was the other guy, not 
Timberlake, but the other guy 

1405
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:18,480
did a lot of heavy lifting. 
Jordan will say as well, what do

1406
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:19,640
you call? 
What do you call the slightly 

1407
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,800
ugly dude from blue? 
Anthony Costa. 

1408
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,920
He was the voice up. 
He was the voice, wasn't he? 

1409
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:30,160
Did you don't think, do you say?
Anthony Costa was the voice. 

1410
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,240
Was he not the best? 
He was. 

1411
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,920
The fourth voice. 
Oh, no, he was not the best 

1412
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:33,600
singer. 
I don't think so. 

1413
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,960
Oh, anyone was good. 
No. 

1414
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,360
Keep going, Becky. 
Keep going. 

1415
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,960
Yeah. 
Don't neglect one of the best 

1416
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,760
singers of his generation. 
The meal. 

1417
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:48,160
Adele, AKA Lee Ryan. 
I'll make you watch a Breathe 

1418
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,280
Easy video, man. 
If you don't. 

1419
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,400
If you keep us up. 
I know you might be fair enough.

1420
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:55,560
Lee, Ryan. 
The Meal Adele, you listen to 

1421
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,080
breathe. 
He's. 

1422
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,680
Not the meal, Adele. 
There's no meal, Adele. 

1423
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:02,000
Adele's the best. 
After Lee Ryan voice of his 

1424
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:10,040
generation and breathe easy when
he does it, there's a moment 

1425
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,520
where he does that where even 
the rest of blue are like Jesus 

1426
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:17,080
Christ Lee. 
So Anthony Costa, any Costa? 

1427
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,720
Jesus Christ, Lee, that's how 
you do something, is the. 

1428
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,040
That's. 
How you do something bad 

1429
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,640
Christian. 
So it's very Jesus Christ, Lee 

1430
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,480
of you. 
Well, him saying breathe easy, 

1431
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:29,880
Jesus Christ, Lee, Oh my God, 
unbelievable. 

1432
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,920
So the best Lee Ryan's in my 
know. 

1433
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,880
Do you know who's a boy band no 
one ever talks about anymore? 

1434
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,600
Remember A1? 
Absolutely banned from a one, 

1435
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:39,840
yeah. 
The binoculars. 

1436
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,880
Always the sun and same old 
brand new you. 

1437
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,960
What a song from them. 
They did a cover version of 

1438
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,760
Wonderful Tonight by Eric 
Clapton. 

1439
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:53,000
Beautiful. 
It's beautiful. 

1440
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,080
Beautiful. 
Yeah. 

1441
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,400
It was in one of those doing 
those like, fucking shitty CDs 

1442
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:57,960
you'd buy with, like, Bay sides.
Yes. 

1443
01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,080
Now that's what I call music or 
something. 

1444
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Well, what they would have with 
I can't. 

1445
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,760
Believe how much boy band 
knowledge I still have. 

1446
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:05,600
No, that's what I call it, I. 
Can't do long division. 

1447
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,480
We're probably one of the best 
ones in terms of having loads 

1448
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,160
hits on there, but you're right,
Tracks won the. 

1449
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,840
Set. 
This one was always a belter. 

1450
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:14,160
By two you were like haven't 
heard. 

1451
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:16,560
That before, by the time you got
to like 20-3, yeah, you'd be 

1452
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,840
having like fix. 
You don't remember them, say 

1453
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,280
later boy band PHIXXI think they
were spelt. 

1454
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,160
They were just after the the 
golden age of boy bands. 

1455
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,120
Because there wasn't that many 
that made it through. 

1456
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:34,160
You mean you had boys when you 
had Westlife 55 for maybe 5 

1457
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,800
songs? 
Yeah, do you mean? 

1458
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,240
Forgetting blazing school 
blazing. 

1459
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:43,360
Not the boy band area, you're 
right, you're right. 

1460
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,400
And then One Direction kinda 
brought. 

1461
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,200
And then that's the last one. 
There hasn't been one since. 

1462
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,080
You're right, there hasn't been 
a the one. 

1463
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,360
The one. 
That gave it a good shot. 

1464
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,920
The one to give it a bash. 
Couple of great songs, yeah. 

1465
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,520
Glad you came. 
And there's some good songs, 

1466
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,880
yeah. 
Silly good, silly business. 

1467
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,920
Yeah, What happened to them? 
One of them is dead as well. 

1468
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:05,880
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

1469
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,240
Is one of them sick? 
Is there another one that 

1470
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,520
wasn't? 
Yeah, yeah, over Christmas. 

1471
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,160
Yeah. 
Oh, really? 

1472
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,280
I don't know. 
She I wasn't a documentary, but 

1473
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,040
this isn't funny, but the 
documentary about the game, the 

1474
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,680
one that he passed away and his 
wife sort of after he died I 

1475
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,080
couldn't watch it. 
Fuck off Heartbreaking. 

1476
01:08:20,279 --> 01:08:21,880
I couldn't watch Very strong 
woman for a player. 

1477
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,880
I see any like I'm gone with 
anything like anything. 

1478
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,600
What did I cry out over 
Christmas? 

1479
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:33,000
I think I cried again. 
Stacey Oh mixed it up for 

1480
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,359
fucking Smithy. 
I was like oh for fuck. 

1481
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:37,279
Hey, wet ice. 
Oh my God, Soaking. 

1482
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:38,880
Drenched. 
I got wet ice too. 

1483
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,880
There. 
That was it. 

1484
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,840
And and do you? 
Do you cry often? 

1485
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,120
It doesn't take a lot for me to 
have a tear in my I wouldn't cry

1486
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:50,000
a lot, but it would. 
It doesn't take a lot for me to 

1487
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,840
go on my way. 
Here, I'm a sucker at a wedding.

1488
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,160
No, never. 
Fucking soccer. 

1489
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:56,399
Never cried away. 
I could be a + 1 of the wedding 

1490
01:08:56,399 --> 01:09:00,080
and a bride. 
She's fucking gorgeous. 

1491
01:09:00,279 --> 01:09:01,760
First time I've ever seen her. 
Oh my God. 

1492
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,640
It doesn't at the breakfast. 
Yeah, I swear to God I'm a 

1493
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:12,800
soccer for a wedding. 
Yeah, I could get emotional 

1494
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,560
easily, but difference and not 
in crying. 

1495
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,359
I think there's a thing to it. 
There's the way man cries. 

1496
01:09:18,359 --> 01:09:22,080
Very different. 
Like I don't go like yes, I'll 

1497
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:27,960
get welled up and then it's that
or like like going for it. 

1498
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:33,160
I remember the last time I fully
cried was at fucking the like 

1499
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,279
the second, the last that was 
with dairy girls, right? 

1500
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,680
And it's a bit where Tommy 
Tiernan has to tell spoiler one 

1501
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,920
of the girls that her mom's 
passed away, right? 

1502
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,800
And he gets out of the car and 
says 2 words. 

1503
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,600
And I remember like putting my 
head in my T-shirt and being 

1504
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:49,840
like. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1505
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:52,160
The there's an episode of Say 
Nothing. 

1506
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:53,640
I was. 
Really. 

1507
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,840
Oh. 
Yeah, Oh yeah. 

1508
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:56,680
But. 
Jerry admits it. 

1509
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:03,640
So glad he's found his truth. 
He's being his real self. 

1510
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:13,520
Umm, yeah, like even, uh, what 
was the juror in between 

1511
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:17,240
Christmas and New Year? 
Was it or was not that I I all 

1512
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,000
the days are blurred, but I had 
to take my youngest up the 

1513
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,960
hospital, eh, like a respiratory
thing and he's fine now. 

1514
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:28,000
But there was a Christmas tree 
up there's like a kids any in 

1515
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,200
the month. 
And once we got through the main

1516
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,640
anything and then we were in 
that one. 

1517
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,040
I was like, I'd been there for 
like an hour and he's lying 

1518
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,400
asleep and I saw the Christmas 
tree and Jenny just had the 

1519
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,400
thought there was kids in here 
on Christmas night and I'm way, 

1520
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,960
yeah, and way I'm like. 
And then the doctors and nurses 

1521
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,800
were so lovely, just like they 
are to everyone. 

1522
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,960
And then I went. 
They'd have been working 

1523
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,000
Christmas night. 
They probably have kids at home 

1524
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,600
or whatever gone. 
Oh man, I'm I the reason I've 

1525
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,240
decided no, not to have kids is 
because I will never stop 

1526
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:02,240
crying. 
And as anybody was bad to like I

1527
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,400
would murder their entire 
family. 

1528
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:07,680
Like I my my level of like, I 
have a six year old nephew who 

1529
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,520
I'm like, I'm waiting for this 
to turn. 

1530
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,120
Like I know you're in P2 and 
it's all nice. 

1531
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,040
Everyone's cute. 
You get about P4, You want to 

1532
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,600
meet a cunt and I'm going to 
fucking beat his dad of there. 

1533
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,240
Yeah, in front of him just to go
leave him alone. 

1534
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:24,760
My son was talking about an 
imaginary friend that he was 

1535
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:28,200
telling me a silly story and he 
said he talked about an 

1536
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,640
imaginary friend who thankfully 
hasn't mentioned before since 

1537
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,400
because that would freak me. 
Yeah, I'd beat your son. 

1538
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:37,440
But he said he said his 
imaginary friend hit him and 

1539
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:41,000
I've been looking for him since.
Like if I find this 

1540
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,280
motherfucker. 
Yeah, I. 

1541
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:45,760
That was, by the way, nothing 
will free me more than if my 

1542
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:50,040
kids genuinely were like, I have
an imaginary friend and he, he 

1543
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,800
says, he says he's going to get 
you or whatever like that. 

1544
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,720
Yeah. 
Or, or one of your kids says 

1545
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,480
this, you know, you say 
something like, but you're only 

1546
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,160
5. 
And he goes, yes, but I lived 

1547
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,640
before. 
Yeah. 

1548
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,920
We're moving house and you're 
not coming. 

1549
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,240
My girlfriend said to me one 
time, have you seen my tarot 

1550
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,520
cards? 
And I just put the kettle in the

1551
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,760
bath. 
I'm done. 

1552
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,560
I'm fucking done. 
I can't have spooky shit in my 

1553
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,800
house. 
Yeah, yeah, I can't. 

1554
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,360
I fucking. 
I won't have a Monopoly board in

1555
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,120
case somebody writes letters, 
aren't tries to contact the 

1556
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:16,920
dead. 
I can't fucking. 

1557
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,840
Imagine you woke up in the 
middle of the night like just 

1558
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,600
sort of restless a bit and then 
and your girlfriend was just 

1559
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:23,080
sitting up with her eyes open 
like this. 

1560
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,280
She talks and sleep happens all 
the time. 

1561
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:26,800
Yeah, she said. 
What if she says she want? 

1562
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,560
What? 
She says I said bolt upright, 

1563
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:29,880
started laughing and then just 
let her down. 

1564
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:31,720
Went to sleep and I was like 
fuck that. 

1565
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,200
What if she was like, I'm a I'm 
a wee Victorian boy, the freak 

1566
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:39,360
you. 
Oh no, I get me red before Gary 

1567
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:46,520
Bardo. 
Do you clean chimneys? 

1568
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,600
It only takes a minute, girl. 
We'll put the tickets for the 

1569
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:57,040
special tape in in the link 
below. 

1570
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:01,200
SSE Arena to me live. 
May the crack is good. 

1571
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,040
Tickets going very fast for 
that. 

1572
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:03,600
Tickets. 
Cool. 

1573
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,400
Takes one I guess. 
Yeah, and that's fast. 

1574
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,240
That's very fast. 
I'm talking fast than a 

1575
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,720
Victorian boy down a gym. 
I haven't fucking been in a 

1576
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,720
couple of year live podcast and 
performed. 

1577
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,200
They're also kind of they're 
great fun, so. 

1578
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,320
What's great time you to be 
important? 

1579
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,600
That's good to be part of it. 
Thank you. 

1580
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,480
We go for lunch. 
I've had a Big Breakfast, but I 

1581
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,120
yeah. 
Going to go for lunch. 

1582
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,000
Namaste. 
Namaste.