1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,880 I'm barefoot and a clearing and a forest. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:07,320 Did you hear that noise and we? Heard this and Karen goes the 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,400 fucks out and everyone's like a Boo. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,240 I know I was like, I was exotic, Kyle. 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,840 Everyone else was like a bull and I was like, right, sorry, I 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,320 don't know every an animal noise ever. 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,280 I've never heard a noise like it wasn't. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,000 An overreaction? I'm sorry, I don't know that's 9 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,480 that's a mum on a holiday under pressure when it's 32°. 10 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,360 That's where I idle. Mentally I'm idle and that's mum 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,960 under. Pressure, you're a you're a too 12 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:44,760 warm holiday mum zippers. 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,160 Welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast with me, she 14 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,960 and Todd. Before we get into this episode, 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,840 let me tell you a few things about a few things. 16 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,160 First of all, Tea with me live sold out at the wall Garden and 17 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,720 Bangor as part of Open House festival. 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:01:00,560 But we're at the Waterfront Hall on the 29th and 30th of 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,640 November. Wow, 29th is pretty much sold 20 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,480 out. Some single tickets left and 21 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,680 tickets up at the back couple of rows, but it's good to sold out 22 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,240 30th. 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He's taken some time off 71 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,400 recently. I'm delayed to say he's eased 72 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,480 himself back into things and he's eased himself into me this 73 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,720 week. Please enjoy this episode of the 74 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,200 Tea with Me podcast with my guest and my friend Kieran 75 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,040 Bartlett. You know, there was a viral 76 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,920 video from years ago of an American kid this week, like 77 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,280 ginger very camp American kid. And he stopped the traffic 78 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,640 lights. Yours in this no. 79 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,600 So girls are recording at the window of a car. 80 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,000 And then he pulls up with his mom and they're playing not 81 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,480 unwritten, but has you better feel. 82 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,920 And he sings the chorus to them. And then as the car is driving 83 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,720 off, he just gets the last few words and you've never. 84 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,600 Seen that? No, always. 85 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,400 You know I enjoy the better staring at the blank. 86 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,760 The gospel choir. Yeah, that's great. 87 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,600 They went like because you never knew he had a sister and then 88 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,560 she is he was sort of on the back burner. 89 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,440 She jumped out with a couple of big songs and then she went away 90 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,560 too. So is it like, do you think 91 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,000 because they were never big at the same time he. 92 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,560 Had he had like a terrible accident, didn't he? 93 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,000 And then she had children and that's why both their careers 94 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,840 dipped. Some mothers thrive and have 95 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:58,880 children career ways. Yes, but as a, as a, a pop star, 96 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,520 you take time off to have kids and your, your window closes. 97 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,440 Like you know what I mean? I mean, I'm speaking from 98 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,120 experience here. Like you know how good was the? 99 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,920 First time you heard got to get through this, but then in. 100 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,000 Bed. Ah, I was. 101 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,120 He made it in his bedroom. That that was that was huge all 102 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:19,080 out there yeah he showed me it before and then I fell on him up 103 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,120 was the terrible accident they help with the life changing 104 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,720 injuries but they. If you're not the one, I love 105 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,520 that it's a great. You know, that's that's a great 106 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:34,520 song for seeing if you've still got it vocals wise, because it's 107 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,160 all soft and all. And then there's the the more 108 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,400 powerful I don't want to run away. 109 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,560 And then there's the fucking. Is there any? 110 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,200 Way OK, just be being serious just do that bit just do the 111 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,520 falsetto but be no no, no, start again start again start again 112 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,680 well be serious with. Just go from the. 113 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,640 Start. Not the start of the whole. 114 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,640 You know what I would. Love. 115 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,480 I would love a note. I would love a note and I'll 116 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,280 sing it where Daniel sings. I kind of get it on the phone. 117 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,600 Yeah, because you're shooting up for this. 118 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,440 I want, I want the note because I don't want to. 119 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,600 I don't want to not sing it where he sings it because people 120 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,360 will go, oh, you're not saying as high as he does. 121 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,400 Yeah, because that's the sort of thing people. 122 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,160 I'll I'll try it as an amateur musician as well to you while 123 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,760 you do this. Oh, as opposed to the 124 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,520 professional singer Kieran Bartlett? 125 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,560 You. Literally are a professional 126 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,640 singer. I'm literally not you've. 127 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,080 Been paid the singer before then. 128 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,120 For a success, a success. Gary Language, a professional 129 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,840 footballer. Former professional footballer. 130 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,720 You're a former professional singer. 131 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,160 Former. But that still means you were a 132 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,720 professional singer at some point. 133 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,280 I've never been paid the singer I've. 134 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,920 Been paid the how many? How many Spotify listeners do 135 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,280 you think this one's hot? If you're not the one with 136 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:46,720 Daniel Betterfield, 624 million. 181 million. 137 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,600 That's not a lot considering how good that song is. 138 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:57,840 And fucking gotta get through. This is only on 86. 139 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,000 Yeah. 9 million, Yeah. That's crazy. 140 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,800 James Dean The the second, the the second single from that 141 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,680 albums in there. That was awful, Yeah. 142 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,200 You'd be James Dean in the movie. 143 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,720 That was the first time he went out of the bedroom. 144 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,240 He did not want the attic. He couldn't see. 145 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,680 Let me get this note down. I can't believe we're doing 146 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:25,080 this. I'm all we're doing at all. 147 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:30,080 I'll never know what the future brings, but I know you're here 148 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,600 with me now. We'll make it through when I 149 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:41,200 hope you are the one I share my life with here. 150 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:45,280 We're into it. I don't want to run away, but I 151 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,880 can't take it. I don't understand. 152 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,040 You're saying like a black guy? Look. 153 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:54,400 Thing I made for you. Then why does my heart. 154 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,240 He's got he's got it. He's got it that I am is there 155 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:07,400 any way that I can stay in your. It's nearly there. 156 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,960 It's not there. No, it's congratulations. 157 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,640 It's all crack. You know you. 158 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,680 You stop being white halfway through that. 159 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,880 That was great. Just my purple. 160 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,920 You transcended race halfway through. 161 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,640 I feel like, I feel like if it was stand up and didn't feel the 162 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,880 pressure that I feel right now, yeah. 163 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,360 You're a BSG. What's a big soulful guy? 164 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,400 Close, Chloe would say big sexy giant, but that's that's that's 165 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,400 just what she calls me. A nice. 166 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,400 That was really nice. I like it was a. 167 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,880 Good song to test your fault Settle. 168 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:40,720 Yeah, you're watching Olympics. Umm no, I was talking about this 169 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,760 or day. The Paris Olympics has had no 170 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,400 impact on me. There's but like no but. 171 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:46,880 What? What? 172 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,320 Let me ask you this then. What Olympics? 173 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,800 What Olympics have had an effect? 174 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:57,840 The 92 Barcelona Shame Barcelona umm, I've, I've watched I I have 175 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,960 vivid memories of 92 Barcelona, 96 Atlanta. 176 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,840 What do you do for 90? Like 6. 177 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,120 But I have I have memories of Lenford Christie and that 178 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,680 Olympics. Look, I. 179 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,200 Have I saw him at the Mary Peters track once? 180 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:13,280 Really, I have memories of the 96. 181 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,120 Atlanta Olympics was Sydney 2000. 182 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,040 I think it might have been. What was Tokyo over there? 183 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,480 Fuck knows. That's the one I remember. 184 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,280 See, when they're in Asia and South America, you never see 185 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,880 them, so it's all on it like fucking two in the morning now. 186 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,160 Standing the knackers. Why you? 187 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,480 So now I was up last night watching the curtain. 188 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,120 Oh yeah, I, I love the Winter Olympics. 189 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,880 We're, we're the, the Winter Olympics. 190 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,160 There's more jeopardy. Does it remind you of cool runs? 191 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,040 It does. It gives me cool romance. 192 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,880 By the time that I coach the Jamaican bobsled team. 193 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:52,520 It reminds me of, it reminds me of the, the, the game we had on 194 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:56,280 the saga for what I think were the 94 Winter Olympics at 195 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,120 Lilyhammer in, in Norway. There was a Sega game of that 196 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,360 which was big in our house. And then just the Winter 197 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:08,680 Olympics, there's more jeopardy. Like a team who have done 2 198 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:13,000 perfect bobsleigh runs can absolutely crash and burn like 199 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,280 or freeze and and lose like and somebody else will sweep in or 200 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,400 like. Do you remember the time? 201 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,200 There's some two things. Speeds getting fucking brilliant 202 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,680 because there was the time when everybody went in their holes 203 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,880 and the person who was in last won the fucking gold. 204 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,840 When they won, one falls and then they all. 205 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:34,240 Fall and then there was one where this was like, I think I 206 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,880 think this was either at the world's or like the last 207 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:43,240 Olympics where some woman, a speed skater like. 208 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,280 Some. Woman some fucking hard on 209 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:51,720 skates right no, some caught that some some speed skater. 210 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,760 You know they all they when, when they're doing say 10 laps, 211 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,040 they all fuck around for six laps, right? 212 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,720 She just went, you know what, on the. 213 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,000 Way. And she lapped. 214 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:08,160 She lapped them and sat at the back the rest of the race and it 215 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,920 was like they all forgot it like they all just like. 216 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,480 So when they do the last lap Clapper, it's only for her, 217 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,160 right. She's on her last lap. 218 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,520 Everyone else is fucking and some of them, some of them get 219 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,640 over the line. Think of one stop more like what 220 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,760 the fuck are you doing? Yeah. 221 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,800 So I love I love the jeopardy of that. 222 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,960 I. Love the visual of you sitting 223 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:29,680 on the couch. Just like showing criticism at 224 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,200 elite winter athletes. I I do it here, I do it for 225 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,440 gymnasts as well. There was a get, there was a 226 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,880 guy, there was an Asian guy who. Was Watts. 227 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,840 It's just. On your. 228 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,960 Yeah, all medics. It was an Asian guy who's 229 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,080 brilliant speeds getting up in the normal ice ball back in the 230 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:44,560 day. Really. 231 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,280 Wait, don't nobody was like way older than like we were kids 232 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,320 going up to the ice ball. Yeah. 233 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,480 And there was one like me, like adult male Asian guy who was 234 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,200 just fucking brilliant speeds. Kidding. 235 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,120 He was like in his mid 40s. Yeah, but he's brilliant. 236 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,400 I haven't seen one minute of the Olympics. 237 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,840 It's born, it is born. It's a born. 238 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,080 But what's all the controversy about the opening ceremony? 239 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,320 I thought people liked the opening ceremony. 240 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,760 They did. They did something about the 241 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,280 Last Supper people were not happy with. 242 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,680 I don't know they depicted. It in a certain way yeah, 243 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,120 exactly. And I think Céline Dion was 244 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,400 would be singing that up. But then. 245 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,360 You know what, you know what the the two great Last Supper jokes. 246 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,800 So one is, you know, do you ever see the paint in the Last 247 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,120 Supper? 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That's betterhelp.com/tea with 286 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,520 me. Stop comparing and start 287 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,160 focusing with better help. The link is in the description. 288 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,840 Back to the episode. What would my Last Supper be? 289 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,600 Tell you what, there wouldn't be 12 religious guys hanging at me 290 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,520 when when I'm doing it. My last What would my Last 291 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,440 Supper be? Interesting. 292 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,120 I would go nuts. We were just not. 293 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,720 Yeah. We were talking earlier. 294 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,320 Bag of KP we were. Talking earlier about how 90s it 295 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:59,000 was to have a the imagery, which you don't see any more in like 296 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 films or anything, of a pirate, a lovely pie resting on a 297 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,920 windowsill being stolen by a villain. 298 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:10,120 I I used to enjoy the, you know, the smell, not the smell hand, 299 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,480 not the hand of the smell of the pie. 300 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,120 That's. What we're talking about, Yeah, 301 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,320 those. And drags you to the pie. 302 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,360 I used to enjoy that. Yeah, that's that's a that's a 303 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,080 unwashed pie that gets you by the smell hand these days. 304 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,240 Look, I was driving the other day. 305 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,840 This is true story. I believe I was on the motorway 306 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:32,560 and a massive stink of pests entered my car. 307 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,160 Like huge like holy fuck, there's pests in my car. 308 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:41,480 And I was like, have I I do. Do you ever do like a wee a wee 309 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,160 page before you leave the house? Yeah, like, no, but I mean like 310 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:50,240 as a as a rule, like I passed no seconds before I leave my house 311 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,760 so that I don't get caught. Right, Right. 312 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,240 Needing a piss out of the house that's. 313 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,840 You guess the police will pull you over. 314 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,400 Yeah, let. Me check out plotter. 315 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,480 I'm sitting there like a Pillsbury to avoid. 316 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:09,680 So they, they, yeah. So I went for a patient and I'm 317 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,600 driving down the road and I'm like, because this has happened 318 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,560 once or twice in my life where I go have I somehow pissed all 319 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,360 over myself and didn't realise that? 320 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,600 You know what I mean? Yeah, like where maybe I've 321 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,240 taken my eye off the ball, as it were, while pissing. 322 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,880 Well, you think if you don't look at your. 323 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,840 Genitals I'm going, I'm going. I haven't maybe I haven't. 324 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,600 I couldn't remember whether I whether I gave myself like a 325 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,760 proper, you know, a stirring arm while I was pissing or not 326 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,920 someone and and it turned out that the smell I I looked down 327 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:45,040 at my my treasures and I hadn't pissed all over myself and I'm 328 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,680 going. Is there a pair of pitchy 329 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,520 fucking cocks sitting in this car somehow? 330 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,400 Is this somebody pranking me? And then I realised there was a 331 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:59,200 massive truck filled with like sheep and cars I think, or I 332 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,640 couldn't tell by the faces, but you. 333 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,240 Could you know? So you're saying? 334 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,319 If you don't. Look at the face of a sheep and 335 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:06,160 a guy. You're like. 336 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,400 I was driving. I was driving past them at this 337 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,160 point and it was only as I drove past them and the smell stopped 338 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,000 that I realised the smell of fish was coming from the truck. 339 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,240 But man, that my media thought was it's always good when you 340 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,520 think you smell like a herd of cattle. 341 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,680 Yeah. Or that that's possible, but. 342 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,720 You say you saw just a face and you weren't. 343 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,119 It could be either it's a keep, you know, a show you don't know 344 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,760 what it is. And then there's a, there's a, 345 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,880 there's a specific smell of manure that can, you can work up 346 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,280 in a, in a two or three day. I haven't had a shower. 347 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,560 I've had the flu sort of stink on yourself or like a, like a 348 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,160 gym stink that you might get sometimes. 349 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,440 And so sometimes when I would be driving in the countryside, I'll 350 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,600 be like. Is that clear? 351 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,760 You're the field. Please let that be the field 352 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,280 right and and to be far the last little times it has been, it has 353 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,080 because I keep a tight ship these days. 354 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,560 Yeah. What are you doing different? 355 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,200 Usually I don't have a loofah. I have a wee. 356 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:09,400 Have a wee, I have a wee like, you know, wee char ball like a 357 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,480 wee yes, yes, later, yes. It's on like a wooden stick. 358 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,720 It helps me get into loose hard to reach our issue. 359 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,440 And is this for the bath of the char? 360 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,520 Sure. I don't. 361 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,000 I don't take baths. See that? 362 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,320 I think I will surprise a lot of people. 363 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,080 Not that I'm not a big a big baler. 364 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah, I could see you being a big bath guy. 365 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,520 I love a bath but I don't do it in the house. 366 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,320 What do you do? In Swiss hotels. 367 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,360 Swiss like genius. Yeah, yeah, like in a nice 368 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,240 hotel. Care will only But that will be 369 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,640 such a barometer of success. Care will only have a bath in 370 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:49,720 Switzerland like. All my boss need to be taxed. 371 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,800 Would you like that where we talk about his Fort not America? 372 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,360 If you could live in another country, where would you live? 373 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,440 This is where we're assuming that the island of Ireland is a 374 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,760 32 county thing here, aren't we? Because if not, I would 375 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,040 definitely. Off this end. 376 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,520 Yeah, yeah. So thanks for that. 377 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,440 Italy. Yeah, I would, I would, I would 378 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,640 do Italy for sure. I, I could definitely do Rome. 379 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,960 But I'm, I'm starting to become intrigued by like the real 380 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,600 Italy, like the, the wheat hounds and all or like, you 381 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,680 know, there's like we passed the shop and somewhere woman making 382 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,720 bread. I was in Genoa and it was shitty 383 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:34,600 as fuck. Really. 384 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,560 I didn't think that, but then everybody there told us, like 385 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,080 walk in the Main Street, a lot of pickpocket there. 386 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:46,280 No, I Naples is a wee bit a wee bit crazy as. 387 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,000 Well, I'd like to go there. It's a it's, it's not an overly 388 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,120 nice city if the area is lovely like Sorrento and. 389 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,040 If you were there right in Naples, sitting outside a pasta 390 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,360 shop on a wheelchair. With nipples. 391 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,360 And somebody went, he's an underworld figure. 392 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,680 What do you think they would think you do? 393 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,960 I I've said this before. I, I believe I have the look of 394 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,520 a trafficker. Yeah, Like I traffic in human 395 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,120 flesh. Yeah. 396 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,760 You know, you're you're from somewhere that's been recently 397 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,640 bombed out. I take all your money and tell 398 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,880 you I'm giving you a better life. 399 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,400 That better life is on some sort of raft that goes somewhere 400 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,560 where bad people are waiting on. And I could see you with glasses 401 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,160 on string and see when you put those glasses on it's just a 402 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,040 look at figure with a. Calculator. 403 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:40,600 Yeah, that's that's for me to go with 2000 of these per bastards 404 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,080 today. I get you. 405 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,600 Know what do you think? They think if they went, if I'm 406 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,560 sitting on a stool and they go in Naples and they go, he's an 407 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,480 underworld figure. You have, you have two looks for 408 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,240 me. One is you could be quite a good 409 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,600 grey man, like a good like a like a good assassin type, you 410 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,640 know? Thank you, I love. 411 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,680 Like a, like a blender, like a like AI blend and like, you 412 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,200 know, and yeah, like, you know, but you blend in the certain 413 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,480 areas and people don't remember you. 414 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,600 They're like, oh, it was just a guy. 415 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,880 It was a grey figure. I don't remember. 416 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,400 You know, you think that started great. 417 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,840 You were like, you could be an assassin and know. 418 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,600 What I mean because because you could, you could pull off the 419 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,640 holy Italian guys know, you could pull off the you could 420 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:29,640 pull off the Italian fashion so you could blend in in Italy. 421 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,000 But then, you know, it's sort of like I could escape to. 422 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,120 Poland, yeah, nobody would think anything. 423 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:40,040 Yeah, or, or you could be like one of those sort of guys who's 424 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,120 worked his way up through something to now run up. 425 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,240 So you used to be like a lowlife kind of maybe like a Gopher, a 426 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,000 wee lowlife drug Gopher, Yeah. And now you're running like a, 427 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,760 some sort of heroin plantation or like. 428 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,600 But you think they? Respect where we rent, boy. 429 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,440 And now you're running like a whole load of rent boys. 430 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,440 Right. Yeah, yeah. 431 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,920 So I'm not the rent B. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 432 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,680 You're the landlord. I could see you being a corrupt. 433 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,640 I could see you being a corrupt some bed distributor. 434 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:15,400 All my things are like all all to do with just with flesh. 435 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,720 But I think they. It's, it's tanning. 436 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,000 It's, it's, it's fucking trafficking people. 437 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,320 It's, it's, it's selling weird mates. 438 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,480 I know like horse meat, but I'm telling you it's beef. 439 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,240 I think people come up to you to rent the sun lounger in Naples 440 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,400 and you're like, you know, €20 for the afternoon but you don't 441 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,200 write them a ticket for it. You're like, I could write you a 442 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,760 ticket or this could cost you €18. 443 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,240 Yeah, I'm definitely that. I I definitely. 444 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,760 My dad used to offer the guys that do that in Tenerife the 445 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,160 option. Say it was €10 ego. 446 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,080 Don't worry about a ticket if you don't want to. 447 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,160 So they give them the option of keeping it, which I thought. 448 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,520 All right, I would, I would definitely be a corrupt. 449 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,360 See, if I was ever a traffic warden here, yeah, I, I would 450 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:05,560 absolutely be the guy who's a complete can't writing tickets 451 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,400 for people, you know, someone sitting on double yellow lines 452 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,440 to pick someone up outside a hospital or something. 453 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,200 I'm, I'll pounce on that and go, yeah. 454 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,480 I mean it can, it can be £45 or it can be 20. 455 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,920 Is it true that they have to write out a certain amount of 456 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,920 tickets in a week? Or I think they have quarters, 457 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,640 yeah. Otherwise they could just walk 458 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,800 about doing nothing really. Is that it? 459 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,920 I think they do mostly walk about doing nothing that I mean, 460 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,160 I mean, here come, come at me, Wardens, don't I? 461 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,960 I I hate their full authority that they have. 462 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,920 I was outside of Cafe Nero getting the, My plan was get the 463 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,680 prom out of the car, get the kids in it, give them in. 464 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,000 Then my wife was ready in there. Yeah. 465 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,160 And I go and move the car. I literally park up on West, 466 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,280 but, but I'm not like stopping it. 467 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,960 I'm on a side Rd. I'm not stopping anybody getting 468 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,480 by. And then I literally stopped 469 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,400 under the traffic ordinar and I start taking the stuff out and I 470 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,280 went, I'll be literally 2 seconds here. 471 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,080 I was dead on. I was like, I'll be two seconds 472 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,640 here. I'm going to fire them in the 473 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,960 prom, leave the prom in. I'll be out of here in 45 474 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,160 seconds. I just thought 43 seconds the 475 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,840 time was going to be there. And you're expecting the traffic 476 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,680 warden to go here? No worries, Take your time. 477 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,720 She goes. He was in oh, she was in human. 478 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:24,000 Shows you need to move the car. I went a well when I'm done and 479 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,520 she went no, but you need to move it now. 480 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:32,840 And I went I could be done by now and I I went through but I 481 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,080 didn't get the tape. Mental, mental. 482 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,320 I there was 1. So. 483 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,120 So I feel if I was telling that story, you would have been gone. 484 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,800 But were you on the double LS? And I'd be gone. 485 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,360 Yeah. Yeah, but what was the double LS 486 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,080 mean? No problem. 487 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,120 Anytime. Was it Anytime. 488 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,680 But also. Joe cracks me up. 489 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,080 People on us, people that don't understand, like parking in 490 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,760 terms of people like maybe not from Belfast on a Sunday at 491 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,800 10:00 PM Yeah, yeah, on street park on Oh, where do I get a 492 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,920 ticket? You. 493 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,880 Don't I know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 494 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,520 Like that here. I I think, I think this should 495 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,320 be a bit more human about it, yeah. 496 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,960 So like, but they do get talked to like. 497 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,800 Shit, everybody hates them and it is probably one of the I I 498 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,480 would suggest that some people hate them more than what are 499 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,120 traditional. Sort of like hate figures. 500 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,360 Yeah, all their authority figures, you know, some people 501 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,640 don't like the cops or whatever. I think. 502 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,760 So I I would personally dislike. What's your opinion on? 503 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,440 I would personally dislike traffic wardens a bit more. 504 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,920 Do you know who I dislike the most? 505 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,320 The speed camera people. Oh yeah. 506 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,600 Oh, I've no respect for them. Of course I'll see them and I'll 507 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,600 be under the speed limit and I'm still human. 508 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,360 I say, yeah, you're fucking scamming everybody. 509 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,960 It'd be lovely to see like the actual speed because yeah, when 510 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,200 you, yeah, exactly when you see if you're doing 36 and a 30 and 511 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,920 then you see them, you don't go down to 29 you don't like. 512 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,080 Eat my life. Yeah, yeah. 513 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,920 Like this way I always drive. This is the. 514 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,880 Do you do this The other cars coming? 515 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,560 No. If there's a speed camera, no. 516 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,680 Just let you know. I won't, I won't do that because 517 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,640 that looks like I'm patting somebody on the head that isn't 518 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,680 there. But I'll I'll I have 519 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,800 occasionally. What do you do? 520 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,440 So I'm driving. I've flashed the lights a couple 521 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,200 of times. All right, I thought you might 522 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,280 come in. All right. 523 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,280 Yeah, Yeah, I don't. I don't doubt I'll just go. 524 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,640 Do people respect the truck? Do you find like traffic wardens 525 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,440 stuff like that would respect your truck more? 526 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,280 No, I think people hear it, although I did expect it. 527 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,960 I got good info off for try to see. 528 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,200 I dislike them as a as a. Concept. 529 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:44,600 As a concept but I have spoken to a couple who were very dead 530 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,120 on but when I speak to them I turn into my mouth speaking to 531 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,080 like a cop or something. Well, I thought you meant like 532 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:50,800 an Eddie. Sir. 533 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,600 Yes, you, Sir. I know you meant like an Eddie 534 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,280 Murphy movie. You'll go away for a minute and 535 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,960 come back as my Bartlett. Yeah, Yeah. 536 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,720 No, I'll. It's just Norbit. 537 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,040 Yeah, no, I'll, I've been over being like, you know when you 538 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,280 know, when you know you're potentially going to get a 539 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,120 ticket. Yes. 540 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,960 So you better sweet talk. Do we do a? 541 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,280 Wee bit of a flirt with the truck. 542 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,000 And I know you just get a Titan. All people send your wankers all 543 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,880 I love. I would never say I like defend 544 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:21,480 you yeah, yeah, yeah, I defend you No, I'd be like I I so I'd 545 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,800 park the truck one day, but the the bumpers were both bumpers 546 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,000 were over the space because. You weren't in the space. 547 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,840 But it was Shane, if you'll allow me to finish because 548 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,280 because so both bumpers were over. 549 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,280 But it was, it was because, sorry, not both bumpers. 550 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,720 The back, the back bumper was over. 551 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:45,160 The person with the person in front of me was also in like a 552 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,960 truck and it was over. No. 553 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,520 You're not your brother, so. I so I spoke, so I spoke to 554 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,120 there was 2 traffic wardens walking about and I'm like why 555 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,720 do you go around in Paris whenever anyway, right so. 556 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,160 Sorry, you're you're in over 2 spaces you see a traffic 557 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,040 wardens. The back of the truck is hanging 558 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,400 over and I'm sitting there and I'm sitting there going. 559 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,800 I've heard stories about like people getting a photo taken of 560 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,600 their, you know, a bumper hanging over or something. 561 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:14,080 But it's actually the wheel if your wheels are within the 562 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,920 space. And this is from the mouths of 563 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,920 two of these traffic wardens that if your wheels are in the 564 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,360 space, you're in the space it is here. 565 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,160 That's what they said to me. And I've and I've gone with that 566 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,520 ever since because it was a white van that was in front of 567 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,640 me that was fucking me up. But his wheels were in, right? 568 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,200 And so if your wheels are in, you're in here. 569 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,720 That's what that's what they said. 570 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,520 They said they wouldn't take it me. 571 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,040 The position of the wheels is irrelevant. 572 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,960 Well. You're like, you're like me on 573 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,640 tech talk looking at scientific advice on supplements. 574 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,440 You see one guy say it in the video will be like seaweed or 575 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,680 cure childhood trauma. And you're like order some. 576 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,520 Seaweed but this was no but this was this was a guy said it. 577 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,280 This was 2 traffic wardens who both went. 578 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,600 We, we never take it for that. Yeah. 579 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,600 And I'm like. Right. 580 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,800 Maybe they said it in sarcastic. Because I even said them, I went 581 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,040 because I've heard like, you know, pictures get taken of like 582 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,160 stuff hanging over the over the line and they're like, no, no, 583 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,680 that's not what they anymore. Yeah. 584 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,640 And I was like, right. And I was like, your trust. 585 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,480 I was like, did you both really want to be police and then get 586 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,560 in? Would your that's. 587 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,160 What I asked him about. Them Would your truck be good 588 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,000 for the environment? Would yours? 589 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,520 And how a truck you have a Jeep low? 590 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,040 Yeah. Is it good for the environment? 591 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,840 Yeah. Does it fuck? 592 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960 No, but mine is actually good for the environment, you know, 593 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,960 it's ultra low emissions, is it? I don't have to pay the charge 594 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,920 in London in the US zone because it's so fresh. 595 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,680 Karen I thought we could do we history things we haven't 596 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,160 plotted together I. Was sorry I was my Peacock pride 597 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,040 plumage coming up. I thought you were doing a Hulk 598 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,920 Hogan. No, no, I'm sure you're. 599 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,680 Not coming for lunch? After this I thought you were 600 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,960 meaning like I was just going to go entirely racist in a video 601 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,120 that I thought was private. Oh yeah, brother, I thought we 602 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,800 could do a history related thing and we've got this article of 603 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,200 the unluckiest people in history and I Glen free hub knobs. 604 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,600 I I thrashed those before the bonus spot recording at like 5 605 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:17,280 John Much is for packages. Yes 360. 606 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,880 Oh my God I thought 250 was mental. 607 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,200 Because they've got you by the balls. 608 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,280 Because they know you need them. Yep, they know it has to be 609 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,840 gluten free. It's like big pharma, you just 610 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,760 have to pay for it. Sorry, what's this history 611 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,600 related thing? So we're looking at the 612 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,360 unluckiest people in history. Mantle, WB. 613 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,360 It's. Forced. 614 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,200 Yes. No one is WB. 615 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,280 It's unlucky, yeah. You know that story about like 616 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,120 where he was He so he was after someone called mall gone 617 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,200 forever, like forever wrote, wrote poems and all about her 618 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:53,080 and was chasing it hard, like and fucking asked her to marry 619 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,400 him a lot of times, right. She just kept going right. 620 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,920 And then she married one of the guys, one of the leaders of the 621 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,520 1916 Rising. I thought everybody said in 19. 622 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,960 70 and he was still floating around. 623 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,480 Yes, we're still floating around. 624 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,880 Who'd you rather your wife married? 625 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,360 Uh, definitely one. Of that he leaves from the 1970 626 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,600 no. Because he's he's getting dumb 627 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,560 noisy for those dirty weird stage kisses that he does. 628 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,240 He did one in Malaysia and they didn't like it. 629 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,320 What does he do you? Know where he, like, plucks 630 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,320 somebody up out of the crowd and cheques her ID and then, like, 631 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,760 licks the back of their throat? Yeah. 632 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,800 Like it's not a normal, like it's not like a we're pulling 633 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,000 somebody up on the stage and, you know, give them a hug. 634 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,240 He like deeply, deeply snogs gets into them. 635 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,840 Like I, you know, like the sort of snog if you saw somebody 636 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,000 doing it in a bar, you would even go all right mate. 637 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,680 Yeah, but you're still looking. But you're not even looking to 638 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,280 stir. You're trying. 639 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,000 You're trying to get your paint. Yeah. 640 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:46,960 Yeah. And somebody you. 641 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,040 Can't get past your ball? Here you know you can hear it. 642 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,120 Yeah, yeah. A lot. 643 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,360 A glimpse into the kissing technique. 644 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:02,640 And then just like, don't fucking say to me do your kiss. 645 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,200 Fuck off. I know how your brain works. 646 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,320 Kiss that, Mike. No, I'm good. 647 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,360 So anyway, don't. Eyes open or closed. 648 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,200 WV it's all closed every time. That would be occasionally open 649 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,800 in the middle to see if her eyes are closed, but I'll close it 650 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,880 again. But then the do you ever? 651 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,320 Touch your face. Rarely there. 652 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,040 So I think you double. I know. 653 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,400 Yeah, just Baker like a vice. I said, is the Baker from 654 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,680 fucking meow meow from fucking what? 655 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,800 What? So so he he asked her mom all 656 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,960 the time. She that marries this guy who 657 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,560 becomes like, you know, a martyr and all that. 658 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,200 And then he's still hanging about and then he he hangs 659 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:50,920 around for her daughter and goes with the daughter for a bit and 660 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,560 then ends up he asked her Mariam like five times or something. 661 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,640 She just kept saying though. And then he ended up bucking 662 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,640 her. And when he did, both of them 663 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,360 agreed wasn't worth a heck. He's played the longest. 664 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,160 Game the longest game ever to end up with a That wasn't great, 665 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,520 was it? Nah, no synergy. 666 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,760 Because he probably did not move in an author back then. 667 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,440 You wouldn't. I I reckon if you ever look at 668 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,560 pictures yet and then you know, he's a poet. 669 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,160 So you're like, he's the sort of guy we wore like a white school 670 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,440 shirt, like in his actual everyday. 671 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,960 Like 8:00 at night. And yeah, and he's not, I bet 672 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,840 he's a guy. I mean, at that time as well, 673 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,120 there's no way he's wiping his whole all the way. 674 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,480 So it's just he's going to have streaky monks and all these, 675 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,560 that sort of guy. Yeah, Yeah. 676 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,320 So he's going to, he's going to get up off like a leather seat 677 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,440 like this, and it won't smell like washing. 678 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,720 It'll actually smell a wee bit like a zosh. 679 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,600 Yeah, Yeah. Let's look at some of the most 680 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,440 unlucky people in history, Costas. 681 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:52,760 Mitts socket mitts attackers. Costa Smiths attack us December 682 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,600 2011 The small Spanish village of Sedero transformed from a 683 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,440 real farming community. India suddenly wealthy enclave 684 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,680 thanks to a lottery win of 950 million. 685 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,040 Oh, I heard about this. So the whole town shared that. 686 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,480 So the whole time we're doing a syndicate. 687 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,280 Yeah. Where they and they won 950 688 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,880 million. Everyone in town shared the 689 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,719 riches except for one man. Their their Christmas lottery 690 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,040 known as El Gordo or the Fat 1 isn't exactly the Powerball you 691 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,159 may be familiar with. Government prints out multiple 692 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:26,600 tickets number from zero, 99,000 and distributes them to local 693 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,040 offices throughout the country. Anyone purchase a single ticket 694 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,040 but then people break them up into tents or fractions, right? 695 00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:38,480 Here You know what though? If if there's only 999, what was 696 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,960 that? 99,000. 99,999 I mean, that's 697 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:47,480 good odds for winning a lottery. Look, 11 and 100,000 because the 698 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,159 odds to win the actual lottery are like, fuck it, you're more 699 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,639 likely to be struck by lightning twice, yeah, than you are to win 700 00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:54,520 that. You're more. 701 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,560 Here's a great fact, You're more likely to die on your way to buy 702 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,800 a lottery ticket than you are to win the lottery. 703 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:07,320 True story. No, I can't believe you can read 704 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,800 that from here. That's like fucking. 705 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:13,280 Well, not read the whole thing, but every day, every year the a 706 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,040 local housewives association in that village would buy a 707 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,520 collection of tickets and everybody bought in. 708 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,960 So it was a way to raise money for time functions, right? 709 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,160 Right, Right. I like the sound of this. 710 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,240 Yeah, they all drained the cash. And then together that year they 711 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:32,840 won 950 million people. But then they won. 712 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,160 People flooded the streets in celebration, waking up Costas. 713 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,200 What's he called here? Costas Mets attackers. 714 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,800 He was a filmmaker from Greece who moved to a barn in the 715 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,400 outskirts of the village with his girlfriend. 716 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,000 I love that. I was like, sounds great. 717 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,920 It was. The Housewives Association 718 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,320 simply forgot to reach out to him that year, leaving him on 719 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,880 the outside looking in as a massive women's were split 720 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,080 between 70 households, 130 grand. 721 00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,040 How many households? 70, each winning between 130 722 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,960 grand and a million. Oh my God. 723 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,720 He said it would nice, it would be nice to have been part of it, 724 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,520 but he didn't hold a grudge. He's but he's going to make a 725 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,080 documentary about the impact the lottery had in the village one 726 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,160 day. Oh my God. 727 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,800 Should that be? But I'll do we film Why? 728 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,720 Does it say why he didn't put in in this one? 729 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,680 I think he lived because he lived on the outskirts of the 730 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,120 village that forgot the wrap his door to say join a few tickets 731 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,560 and. I wouldn't think it's saying 732 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,840 here divided by 71. Would you hold a grudge about 733 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,280 that though, if that was you? I if if I had been paying into 734 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,720 it previously and then the next time somebody in the Housewives 735 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,560 Association forgets, yeah, I'd be like you're. 736 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,920 Real for Garrett. Glass. 737 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,800 Yeah, sort of. So, yeah, yeah. 738 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,640 I thought, you know what, I would do something mental and 739 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,160 I'd be like, well, that's the cost. 740 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,240 But do you think they should have just sorted them out? 741 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,080 Well. You think they should have just 742 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,720 sorted them out? Though I would have, if I'd been 743 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:55,920 in, if I was in a Spanish housewives association, I would 744 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,800 have left Flex film. I would have sorted him out. 745 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,400 I'd have gone here. He normally pet in. 746 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,200 I mean, how much, how much like? A couple euro would take it. 747 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,760 When you wouldn't you at least have gone. 748 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,480 Wouldn't you at least have done somewhere you go? 749 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,240 Let's cover the cost of his house. 750 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,480 Yeah, you know, you know what I mean. 751 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,720 Let's slap up me. Let's buy all the trimmings. 752 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,360 Do you want you want if I was send you right now, do you want 753 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,640 to slap up mail or your mortgage pet off? 754 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,480 What would you take? You would take the mortgage 755 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,880 every day like pays mortgage for fuck sake. 756 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,800 Yeah, or or, you know, do something like that. 757 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:36,520 Falsely, they're all too long. Is there none of them that Who's 758 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:41,760 this Ronald Wayne? OK, January 2022, Apple's market 759 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,240 value had three trillion. The foundation of this was laid 760 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,280 by two men, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak. 761 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,480 But there was a third guy you probably don't know about, 762 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,920 Ronald Wayne. When they decided to form a 763 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,520 company together, they wanted Wayne to have a 10% stake in 764 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,280 order to solve arguments and guide administrative decisions. 765 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,840 One early decision from back before when Apple was previously 766 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,240 incorporated. So Wayne helped Wozniak 767 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,640 understand the importance of Apple having proprietary 768 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,160 circuits. He also helped the more 769 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,080 unconventional ways by designing the Apple's company's first 770 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,000 logo. Was that the the multi coloured 771 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,080 apple? Probably. 772 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,440 Was that their first one? Unfortunately for we and he 773 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,080 would end up cutting ties with the future world bidder before 774 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,680 it took off. He sold his 10% share after 12 775 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,560 days. Oh, you deck, he did. 776 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,000 Sorry, he lasted fucking two weeks. 777 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,160 Not even for that. He got that. 778 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,000 You know what he did? He got to the second Friday. 779 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,240 How much do you think he made though? 780 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,760 It end up being worth 3 trillion. 781 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:43,200 He could add 10% of that. Which would be what, 33 billion? 782 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:50,640 Yeah, it'd be a lot. Fastest furiously giggling. 783 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,240 This. How do you get Google? 784 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,680 They appear in like a wee thing like that. 785 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,400 No. 3 million three. No, no, there's more. 10% of 3 786 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,520 millions, 30 million. I know that and I have 787 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:09,080 borderline academic problems. How many zeros are in that I 788 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:14,480 got? I got 1010% of 3 trillion close. 789 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,960 So he's gone by me. I don't have academic problems. 790 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,280 What? What is a trillion? 791 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,560 Is a trillion? 1000 billions. 792 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,400 That's hard, isn't it? I hate maths. 793 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,400 That's what you said, a Chloe event, you go, I love you a 794 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,000 trillion trillions and then you say. 795 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,280 Truly, truly, billions are some that we would say. 796 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,120 Truly billions. Yeah, like a trillion billions. 797 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,360 Truly billions. But just by itself. 798 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,600 Oh, truly, billions. Yeah. 799 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,680 And then and then a bigger. Truly billions. 800 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,680 And then how do you? And then and then close my eyes 801 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:56,280 and. Anyway, he sold the shares for 802 00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,480 $800. Oh, you Dick, you absolute Dick. 803 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:06,360 But that's like people who even have well over 200 billion. 804 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,760 What do you call it, man? Stewart Stuart Sutcliff, wasn't 805 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,960 he like the 5th Beatle, all right, to be another Beatle? 806 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,680 And he left before the. Yeah, he's like, oh. 807 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,360 When they just had twist and showed. 808 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,800 Yeah. So like that's pretty unlucky. 809 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,440 Who's OK? Up Adolf Sax. 810 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,880 Oh, surely the saxophone guy is he? 811 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,440 He invented the saxophone, but that's hardly the only musical 812 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,000 instrument he put his name to. He also created the Saxo tromba, 813 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,080 the sax horn and the sax tuba Dirty Bastard. 814 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,360 His other claim, The fame former Absurd. 815 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,240 He suffered a comical string of near death experiences to be 816 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,760 right at home in a Harold Lloyd movie. 817 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,600 It started as a young child when he toppled down three flights of 818 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,320 stairs, punctuating this mishap by whacking his head on a rock 819 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,040 and as the story goes, in the coma. 820 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,920 There was also the time he fell into a let stove and suffer 821 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,560 burns across his body. Fuck sake, Sax. 822 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,040 When he nearly joined in a river and was fished out by someone 823 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,640 passing. Dragon, he just called 824 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,520 everything like by his name like that, you know, somebody's like, 825 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,040 what's that in your arm? He's like a Saxo burn, you know 826 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,720 what I mean? He's just burnt himself, or like 827 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,720 I was on a sax corner there. I'd love to play a saxophone, 828 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,640 really. Yeah, it's it's a cool 829 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,440 instrument. Like have you ever played any 830 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,200 any wind instrument, anything like that that has like our 831 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,600 brass, anything that you've to blow into essentially No a 832 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,200 trumpets quite hard. But I've heard a thing the other 833 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,240 day where you were sort of passing around and you just 834 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,160 went. So my God. 835 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,520 When I did an elephant. Is that what it was? 836 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,160 Yeah, why would you think it was? 837 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,720 I didn't know but but that is a good you need. 838 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,680 To buy when I guess I went, I guess. 839 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,080 No, I definitely was not. It was like a high pitch that's 840 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,920 perhaps more like a horse. You definitely went. 841 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,560 Hold on, hold on. Let's appreciate this a bit 842 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,680 more. Close your eyes and imagine 843 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,720 there's a horse outside. Close. 844 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,480 That's pretty good. You question that or you just 845 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,440 go. Well, I know that there isn't a 846 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,560 horse, I said. Or rather, I know I don't know 847 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,680 that, but I know that there's a guy doing a horse impression 848 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,720 there. But like when you did the thing 849 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,360 that you need to be able to do something like that, you need to 850 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,920 be able to do something like that to play a trumpet because 851 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,200 it's the what I call the ambusher. 852 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,280 You know. Is like the shape that your 853 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,080 mouth needs to take and you need to you need to be able to do 854 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,280 that in the trumpet or it won't make sense. 855 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,120 I couldn't play any musical instrument. 856 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,960 That because I had two trumpet lessons before and I actually 857 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,360 have a trumpet. I could see you being have no E 858 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:45,080 bugle. I, I really, I would love to 859 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,600 learn the trumpet, like, I love trumpet music like Miles Davis 860 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,720 and all, but like, I should have started when I was younger, I 861 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,000 thought, I thought, I can't do it now. 862 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:59,160 I could see you leading like a soul lane in New Orleans. 863 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,880 I got yeah for like a funeral or something. 864 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,240 They do those. You don't want a trumpet line. 865 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,320 A trumpet line for a funeral. Come out and do that. 866 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:10,120 You ever see fucking, I mean a business on the heavily racist? 867 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:14,200 Say the guys in Ghana with. No 11 Let Die the the James Bond 868 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,400 movie, which is probably not a great representation of culture 869 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,680 in New Orleans, but. Who's the bond in that? 870 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,440 Mirror. It's mirrors. 871 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,960 First Bond. Because do you know Timothy 872 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,200 Dalton is in the Yellowstone Prickle, 1923? 873 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,840 No, he's the body, but he's fucking great. 874 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,440 But where's he been for years? Why he's not been in more stuff? 875 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,360 I thought he would be really old or dead. 876 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,480 So I think with he does a lot of theatre. 877 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:44,080 So I think with, I think with Bond, the he was there was meant 878 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,400 to be 1/3 Bond with him in it, right. 879 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,680 And it got into it got into development. 880 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,120 Yeah, it got into development health. 881 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,960 So he did. He did. 882 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:58,240 From Russia with love and licence to kill. 883 00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,880 Was he a good blonde? I like. 884 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,120 Them sorry, live in daylight. It's not from Russia with love. 885 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,440 It's all in Russia. He's a good looking guy live in 886 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:11,880 that the living daylights with aha on the they did the thing 887 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,640 they did the music and live in daylight. 888 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,680 Sorry, yes. And so there's the it's the one 889 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:22,080 with the cellist and she she's the, the, the main bond guard 890 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,360 and not like who? Who would be the worst musical 891 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:30,360 act to do a Bond theme? Jedward yeah, or choose 892 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,720 something you know, and act like that. 893 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,960 Or. But if you were talking about I 894 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,640 don't like Adele's Skyfall song. Skyfall. 895 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,000 Yeah, it doesn't go anywhere. Give me, you know, it's a 896 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,480 fucking grip on song, the Chris Cornell one, the fucking oh 897 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,000 here. And don't even don't even start 898 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,400 my own Passy, because we'll be here all day. 899 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,400 You like hers? Some of her ones are class. 900 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,400 Diamonds are forever. Yeah, Goldfinger. 901 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,240 Yeah, I'm saying she's. Good, no. 902 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,320 Go finger. You have to, yeah. 903 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:08,280 Umm who? Diamonds are forever. 904 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:18,920 Yeah, down like this and. Then you you show your old mum 905 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,480 hole. That's what Charles, that's what 906 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,080 she does. Old Mum Hole is definitely like 907 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:28,120 a bluegrass band. You could be Karen Barland, the 908 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:36,880 Old Mum Hole boys. You not you, you're you're a guy 909 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,040 that you know what these who plays. 910 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,000 Bluegrass. You know what Bossy is like? 911 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,560 Bossy is like somebody. She's like somebody's slightly 912 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:49,640 tardy hunt. I'd like a like a caravan sites 913 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,240 summer talent show, right? But she was the biggest star in 914 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,320 the world. She's got it for ages. 915 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,920 She is actually a really good. Singer what other bluegrass 916 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,240 bands could you have been in and it's you and like the guys 917 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,080 you're with rotate but you like to drink I. 918 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,960 Would like it if my name. Yeah. 919 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,360 Well, what about big nips in the moonshiners? 920 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,160 You know big names. This new one by Big Nips in the 921 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,240 Moonshiners. What about? 922 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,720 What about? Let me see. 923 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,600 Big truck in the wheels. Push. 924 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,480 Pushy, pushy. Foot and something like that, 925 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,600 you know, like. Pussy and what range? 926 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,040 Big, big Zeke in the pushy foot. Or you know what I mean. 927 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,400 Or like. Big Zeke, you know, I'll give 928 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,280 you your character background. You started off as a preacher, a 929 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,320 very talented like child preacher, and then you left the 930 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,760 church and went the other way. Oh yeah. 931 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,600 So all of it was like. The Jewish chiefs got on me 932 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,160 back. Bum bum, bum, bum bum. 933 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,680 Reverend. What can it be called? 934 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,160 Something like the Reverend. Love. 935 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,240 Reverend, Reverend Love. Reverend Moonshine. 936 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,360 Reverend Moonshine. Reverend Moonshine and the. 937 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,160 The loved on. The chicken tenders, Do you know 938 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,280 what I mean? Something like that, Like a 939 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,400 reverend. And the. 940 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,720 Chicken and the and the Texas # handler. 941 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,200 Do you know what I mean? Something like here, there's a 942 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,400 guy we've been listening to recently, what's his name? 943 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,440 Jake. Jake Vadalan. 944 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,560 He's like country, yes. So he lives. 945 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,960 He lives as if it's like the 1940s, fifties that no, but that 946 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,120 the music. Though Ah no, he looks Joe. 947 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,080 This looks like I've had a breakdown. 948 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,560 Shane lives like it's the 40s now. 949 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,240 Say again, What news? You're like, man, people are 950 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,760 worried about you. Say God, God, why? 951 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,240 We're going to do something about Pearl Harbour, you know 952 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:38,280 what I mean? I'm not selling any tickets. 953 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,040 Gee, where's? Where this guy, this guy, She's 954 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,480 left you. She's left you, this guy. 955 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,960 That's a bunch of sauce strawberries. 956 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,840 Unbelievable. Down to the set the image 2nd 957 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,200 row left. That's me. 958 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,360 I think he looks like a mad Rick Astley. 959 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,640 He sort of looks like Mark Lamar. 960 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,320 There, what does he do? Like a Buddy Holly kind of 961 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,280 thing. It's kind of more country. 962 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,400 It's kind of like a mix of like Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, 963 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,080 Everly Brothers, that kind of stuff, right? 964 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,800 Really good. Like Marty Robbins. 965 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,040 You ever hear his stuff? He sends that guy cleaned your 966 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,880 window. They're all like, they're all 967 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,280 like he had an album. Marty Robbins. 968 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,480 Called gun gun Slinger ballads or gunfighter ballads, and 969 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,320 they're all like they're all songs and one of them's in the 970 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:37,120 last episode of Breaking Bad, the Fleet, it's got the last 971 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:41,840 that was sort of Breaking Bad. It's called Felina and they use 972 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,080 the song at the start of it. What do? 973 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,640 You think of Post Malone at the minute, you up on his stuff, 974 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,160 He's just taken over the country world. 975 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,240 I need to just say this, though, the fact that they've called it 976 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,360 Felina is really good because Felina is the girl in this song 977 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,360 and the story and the song in this ballad is a guy in New 978 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:04,520 Mexico fancies this woman and somebody else comes in and gets 979 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,920 with her. He cracks up, shoots that guy, 980 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,840 leaves town, and then rides back in the town knowing he's going 981 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,840 to die because he needs to see Felina again. 982 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,720 And that's what Walter White does. 983 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,120 He leaves town and he rides back in and he's going to die because 984 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,240 he needs to see Jesse and his family. 985 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,720 I've broken it apart. Vince Gilligan, if you're 986 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,840 watching, I know you're watching. 987 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,800 I'm ready to work. I'm ready to do whatever you 988 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,960 want. I don't know what your next show 989 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,520 is going to be, but I'm ready. Do you like the what post 990 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,560 Malone's doing in music at the? Minute I don't know what he's 991 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,680 doing. I can't look at. 992 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,560 That, you know, he's a rapper. He's just gone country and he's 993 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:45,320 getting he's doing collabs with everybody and he's going to put 994 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,320 an album so. He's calling who he's calling 995 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,240 Beyoncé. He was doing this. 996 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:56,480 Was he before Cowboy Carter? Well, well, he'd gone more, I'd 997 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,400 say around the same. Have I just bothered Post Malone 998 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,480 or however. No, I'd say he started doing 999 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,240 that around the same time. I have you heard, Cowboy Carter? 1000 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,880 I hate the first song so I won't listen any more. 1001 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,080 Of it was the first one I I like Texas hold them. 1002 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,240 I like up. I like up. 1003 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,200 No, sounds like the gambler I hate probably is really good. 1004 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,160 But posting alone, listen to someone like Homes, he's just 1005 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,640 what he's doing. What I like is he's just getting 1006 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,760 the biggest country stars. He goes, I'll write a sweet 1007 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,160 tune, we'll make a fun video, and he's got an album coming up 1008 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,240 with Dolly Parton, Tim McGraw, Lacombs, all these people. 1009 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,360 It's getting people like me in the country music. 1010 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,920 I've I've been in the country music here. 1011 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,640 I've been being in the country music. 1012 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,320 My dad used to really like Hank Williams. 1013 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,520 Like, he like Hank Williams. You know, he like the guy called 1014 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,760 Hank Snow and he like, he liked a Yodeler guy called Slim 1015 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,320 Whitman. Now, those songs, they were 1016 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,880 fucking hard going. Like, yeah. 1017 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,280 Of course it's yodel. It's like a tape. 1018 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,920 Out on the car and I'd be like and it was, it was you. 1019 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,720 Can you? Not really, no. 1020 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,720 Come on, give us a bit. I, you know, what's that? 1021 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,320 No, I think as far as I can go with it is the sort of the 1022 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,000 start, you know, the start of a little like that, like the, you 1023 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,600 know what you're singing anyway. Yeah, the Garth Brooks vibe of 1024 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:22,040 like sort of, you know, where you sort of just go like, hey, 1025 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,960 I'm nobody, sugar baby now I can't really do it. 1026 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,720 Being serious. Yeah, I don't know what to do. 1027 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,320 I can the other way but. Do you think you could write a 1028 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,080 country album? I would want to do a whole 1029 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,080 album. I could write a song. 1030 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,160 I could write a song on a country song. 1031 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,920 Reverend Moonshine. Reverend Moonshine, that's what 1032 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,880 we're going to go with or we're going to go Reverend Moonshine 1033 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,120 and the chicken tenders or we're going Reverend Moonshine and the 1034 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,920 and the old Mom Hall boys. That's it. 1035 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,320 Reverend Moonshine and the old Mom Hall boys. 1036 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,760 To finish three, I'm in California first OR. 1037 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,240 Separate Oh here three, I'm in California. 1038 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,480 It's on the back burner. We're making a sketch you and 1039 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,840 then we're going to focus. On yeah, we're not. 1040 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,280 We're going to focus on it. I love that. 1041 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,640 Yeah, yeah, we're doing sketches at the moment and then we're 1042 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,800 going to focus on our music career, right? 1043 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,400 What's our song called? So. 1044 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,200 Is it about your preacher type background? 1045 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,600 There's a couple. There's a couple of there's a 1046 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,200 couple of themes that are always interesting and sort of you have 1047 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,440 to decide if you want what what, what type of country songs you 1048 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,520 want it to be. Do you want it to be a fucking 1049 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,200 right or do you want it to be a spiritual or do you want it to 1050 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,720 be a ballad? And if it's going to be a 1051 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:41,560 ballad? Not a ballad. 1052 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,440 Right. OK. 1053 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,160 That's sad though, because if it's going to be a ballad, you 1054 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,960 can go for the is this going to be like a gritty ballad, like 1055 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,760 say something like Thunder Rolls, which is all like I've 1056 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,480 had an affair and my wife's going to fully shoot me in the 1057 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,720 face. Or you can go for like the 1058 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,880 there's a Marty Robbins one is some guy has called his wife 1059 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,240 almost somebody and he's fucking plugged them both and he's 1060 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:09,840 waiting the behind this. Is more I think you're, you're 1061 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,760 on the run because the church is trying to call you back. 1062 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,560 So here's the here's the song. You've got the devil on one 1063 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,400 shoulder, God on the other. Yeah. 1064 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:27,320 And they're pulling in both directions, so you're confused. 1065 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,040 Ripped apart by opposing daddies, yeah. 1066 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,880 Well, let's workshop that title. But they they're trying to pull 1067 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,920 you in all directions. But you, you've got a, you've 1068 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,200 got a taste, you've got a. Taste. 1069 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,680 I really wish I had my guitar with me because it would inform 1070 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,640 this massively. Is there a keyboard? 1071 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,840 Yeah, yeah, if there's a keyboard, I can do some 1072 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,360 rudimentary chords, give us a wee bit of a tune to beat like. 1073 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,680 Bum, bum, bum bum. But it's more like, you know, 1074 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,920 that butter, butter. Oh, like more of like a like a 1075 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,960 sort of country bluesy. Yes, yes, yeah, like Holland 1076 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,720 Wolf. Remember him? 1077 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,080 Dumb, dumb, dumb. Barrel it out. 1078 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:13,800 Yes, Bluesy, They bowed. Yeah, like. 1079 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:18,520 Bone in the field didn't have no front door. 1080 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,360 That's pretty good. Didn't have no front door. 1081 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:29,160 That's fucking good. I was born in a field, but I 1082 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,760 quite like the idea. See, you could go Garth Brooks 1083 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:36,560 vibes with us though and go short of for that up tempo, you 1084 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,880 know, up tempo kind of like, you know, like a hillbilly rap. 1085 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,600 Like see instead of you. And like the nice cowboy hat and 1086 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,640 the expensive shirt. You want to see me and like 1087 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,480 racked dungarees? But it's drawn your. 1088 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,960 Way, Yeah, OK. Sitting at a gas station. 1089 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,560 Do you know what? Do you know what I will say? 1090 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,960 Let me come back to you with us with a guitar and I'll, I swear 1091 00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:01,800 you, I swear we will write this. I will write a song about that 1092 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,200 devil on my shoulder. It's got to be something like 1093 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,600 devil on my shoulder, God in my heart or something like that. 1094 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,160 You know what I mean? Or Angel. 1095 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,280 Angels on my shoulder and the devil in my heart. 1096 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,000 Oh my God, I'm ready. It's too long, though. 1097 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,080 No, no, But that's the line. That's the finishing line of the 1098 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,360 chorus. We'll just call it angels on on. 1099 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,880 My shoulder. They will lay my heart and your 1100 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,280 moaning man. I'm ready. 1101 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,000 Look, I'm fucking meany moaning. I'm on my fucking. 1102 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,920 That's a good place to start, Angel on my shoulder. 1103 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:38,800 In my heart by moaning, moaning, moaning me it Give me a guitar 1104 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,200 or piano, I'll do it right now. I can't even really play a 1105 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,920 piano, but I know enough. I'll do it now. 1106 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,280 We don't, but that'll be. We used to. 1107 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,600 So where's the ground? Get me a bit. 1108 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,240 I need a baby Grant. Get. 1109 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,480 Get. I need a baby. 1110 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:58,080 Grant Yeah, I can't. I do you ever see, ever see John 1111 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,320 Legend just sitting down and playing the piano and just 1112 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,560 singing? I bought his first time without 1113 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,960 any single releases because he was Kanye West back and. 1114 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,240 Did that have or ordinary people? 1115 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:12,000 Yeah, the album was get lifted and it's excellent. 1116 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,240 He's. He's one of the best guys for 1117 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,840 like a noise, for like a. I'm sure he'd be happy to hear. 1118 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,080 That no, but like a like a, you know, in ordinary people he goes 1119 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:25,360 like something like times we get sicker love, sometimes we get 1120 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,360 sicker. Seems like it's harder every 1121 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,040 day. Yeah, yeah. 1122 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,160 And then there's one and giant and the jungle song he does. 1123 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:42,840 I'm a vigilante, but he doesn't always in that too. 1124 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,960 Where do you were like, could you ever see yourself perform in 1125 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:52,720 live music and just music? I would have to rehearse for a 1126 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:55,640 long time because it don't really sing anymore so imagine 1127 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,800 like I hate the way it sounds right now. 1128 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,640 I thought about this earlier. Imagine one night you just 1129 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,120 showed up to The Dirty On and played with Kev on a night on a 1130 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,040 Friday or Saturday night. People would go, that would be, 1131 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,200 I should say, pleasant thirsty goat. 1132 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,840 Just so sorry, Kev, Pleasant thirsty goat. 1133 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,200 I I would be, I would be torturous. 1134 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,480 Do you know that that can be that can get quite rowdy in 1135 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,000 there. Yeah. 1136 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,560 Even like just without me. Yeah. 1137 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,360 So like people's faces being there. 1138 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,640 I hate. That we get a barrier you. 1139 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,240 You would think a barrier would be enough, but me and as Johnny 1140 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,960 and I would tell you, like when we used to play we we have. 1141 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,560 Barrier and enough is another. That's another reverend, 1142 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,840 Reverend Moonshine and the the whole mumble boys. 1143 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,640 That's so funny. Me and Willy are the. 1144 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:53,840 Old man, I just yeah, so like. We we like we like you bottom 1145 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,200 boys. You know, I want I want to have 1146 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,640 you know that you know the old bass thing that's like it's like 1147 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,440 a mop with a big string on it and it's in it like goes into 1148 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,920 like a milk charm type thing, right. 1149 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,040 And you actually make the notes by like how far, like how far 1150 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,200 you're tightening it. What's the most basic instrument 1151 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,840 I could play that actually sounds good? 1152 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,720 A harmonica probably if you had if so, like this is true if we 1153 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,280 if we could, we could literally do this, right. 1154 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,040 I have a have a box of harmonicas, right. 1155 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:28,400 So like, I don't know, because I used to sometimes have a wee bit 1156 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,840 of AI used to, I mean, right, so. 1157 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,800 Now she just passionate there. I thought that you had 1158 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,480 harmonicas. There was a time. 1159 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:44,240 This time was after finished the PhD on a started PC. 1160 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:48,960 Yeah, after I finished the first one I started getting. 1161 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:53,400 I wasn't too well around that time, but then when I started 1162 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,720 getting better again, there was about a year before I was really 1163 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,840 backed in comedy again, where I took music pretty seriously. 1164 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:04,760 So like late 2014 to late 2015, right, I was taken away more 1165 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,200 seriously. I'd improved a lot on the 1166 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,000 guitar. I bought another guitar so that 1167 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,480 I could have one sitting beside me that was like tuned 1168 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,640 differently. And I would do all my weird 1169 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,280 tunings on that one. And so when I was doing some of 1170 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:21,880 that stuff, so, so for instance, the the set would range from 1171 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,520 like, you know, Kings Of Leon and fucking Cooks and stuff. 1172 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,280 Like other people wanted to like stuff I wanted to play that was 1173 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,600 like, I would do Heartbeats by José González and I would do 1174 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,160 like I would do or José González, sorry. 1175 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:39,360 And then I would do like, I would tune from that TuneIn into 1176 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,440 something else and do that. And then at half time we tune 1177 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,920 our guitar right down into like C TuneIn and do some John Martin 1178 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,800 stuff in the second-half while also still doing, you know, the 1179 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,920 shit that people are actually. Asking I want to dance with. 1180 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,400 Some I would sort of go like 3 for them. 1181 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,480 One for me would be the way it was. 1182 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,760 But then some people started like the other weird chit was 1183 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:05,400 done and some of the weird chit required a wee harmonica bracket 1184 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,880 and. The wee harmonica here and you 1185 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,880 could do like. No. 1186 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,200 Did it require it? Yes, because because a couple of 1187 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,240 songs have harmonica in it, so I would like to play it. 1188 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,640 And all you need to do is if I say to you, well, this song is 1189 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,440 going to be in D because there's two different types of 1190 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,000 harmonica. There's the chromatic ones that 1191 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,560 have like every every note in it nearly and you need to know what 1192 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,080 you're fucking really doing to play that. 1193 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,720 And then there's one that's just like this is for the key of D 1194 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,480 And those ones will just nearly anything you do on that will 1195 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,480 sound fine. So I could play that. 1196 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,440 You could play that and then we can get Willie. 1197 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,360 Do you know what we should get Willie? 1198 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,520 We need a bit of precaution here. 1199 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,000 We'll get him an old. An old washboard. 1200 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,720 Yeah. And just fucking scrape it. 1201 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,040 I'd like. To play, you know, the wee box 1202 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,720 that we wouldn't box all the Kahan. 1203 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,160 But it's that harder to play than you think. 1204 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,640 It looks easy as fuck. When when a drummer plays it, 1205 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:59,760 you would see that it you know, but like a civilian could also 1206 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,920 just you. Can. 1207 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:06,720 Get like a you can get like a, you can get a kick, a kick pedal 1208 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:11,200 for it. So if it's just 4-4, you know 1209 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,640 1234 and then you can start out and then like. 1210 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,680 Even though I even I couldn't do that. 1211 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:26,520 I could try to go kick like kick, tap, kick, tap, kick, tap, 1212 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,080 kick, tap. It's already starting though. 1213 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:35,080 I was better in your first go. Yeah, really fast. 1214 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,440 That's like a blast beat, right? You know, like. 1215 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,320 I'm going to Edinburgh tomorrow and I wish it was last year and 1216 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,160 you were in the Fringe because then I could hang out with you 1217 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,680 at the Fringe. And although was that? 1218 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,320 Last year, the year before, last year, remember, we went to Byron 1219 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,120 Burger, remember? Yes, but it was a long queue. 1220 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,160 It took forever. You were shooting at someone. 1221 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,960 I was, well, shouting at someone. 1222 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:55,640 Give off. This. 1223 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,560 Oh yeah, I doubt. Yeah, that's me in a restaurant. 1224 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,120 I'm always so my fan on Anonymous. 1225 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,960 But that was it was a great meeting from what I remember. 1226 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,080 It was a great meal, but it did, it did literally take forever. 1227 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,600 Like we were all pretty much late after that, If you 1228 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,360 remember. Yeah. 1229 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,920 Where? Should I eat after the gig 1230 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,400 because I'm I'm done at 7:20? Depends really what you're in 1231 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,360 the mood for. Suppose if because I have some 1232 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,240 wrecks for. I've got some good recommends 1233 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,400 for Edinburgh if you want like a wee dessert. 1234 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:27,720 Haute cuisine. Oh, sorry, haute haute, not 1235 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,680 haute cuisine, Haute Dolce. You sound like an old for a 1236 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:36,560 while. Haute Dolce is like a dirty, 1237 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,400 just big dessert restaurant. Amazing. 1238 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,360 It's near Gordon Ramsay St Burger. 1239 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,040 It's in that big. Yeah, it's in that big shopping 1240 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:48,160 centre, I can't remember what. It's called St Somethings, yes. 1241 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:53,960 Saint James, Yeah. And then Red Box is near the 1242 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,920 poetry and it's a wee build your own Chinese. 1243 01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,960 No, it's like a wee restaurant. It's lovely. 1244 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,080 You build your own and then they make it. 1245 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,440 Williams. Dinner I need to go and look 1246 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,840 after. Be burger for a fairy dirty 1247 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,320 burger look and it's. Oh, I know where that is. 1248 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,280 It's near the TV, yes. It's great. 1249 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,120 It is great that they would be my favourite. 1250 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,720 Are you delighted not to go in Edinburgh this year? 1251 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:20,600 Yeah, didn't love it. Like, I like the time. 1252 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,640 Yeah. And I like the areas outside the 1253 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,360 time. Yeah. 1254 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:28,520 Rosslyn Chapel was amazing. The the big Da Vinci Code thing. 1255 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:33,000 That was class and we went to a castle called Thurlaston for a 1256 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,120 WE tour and it was brilliant. I like doing stuff like that. 1257 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,760 I didn't love the didn't love gigging every night for a month 1258 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,400 was dog shit. Do you like we're making a 1259 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,240 schedule? Yeah, yeah, do like I'm just, 1260 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:49,000 I'm fucking knockers. So it's very hard to like, but I 1261 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,320 am enjoying it. It's been good. 1262 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,760 I think. I think people are going to 1263 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,560 enjoy it. Some of the stuff we've done has 1264 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,360 been quite. You didn't like being bare feet 1265 01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,240 in the forest? I want but I but I went for it. 1266 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,360 You did it. I definitely. 1267 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,120 I definitely felt for pretty much the rest that day until I 1268 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:07,080 had a shower that there was insects eat me alive. 1269 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,720 And there might have been, Yeah. But it's a. 1270 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,560 Good though, because one of the guys she's working on with us, I 1271 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,600 goes, I'm going to get fucking Lyme disease or something here, 1272 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,080 which is like you get out of a tech, you know, gets into your 1273 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,040 fucking leg or something. And it was all this isn't the 1274 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,280 country set. And I'm like, I'm barefoot and a 1275 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,920 clearing and a forest. Yeah, This is the countryside 1276 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,520 there. Did you hear our ball? 1277 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,920 Did you hear that noise? The water, the ball. 1278 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,160 Don't make me sad. The bull, the ball. 1279 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,560 There was a ball squealing. Dennis Robin played for the 1280 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,240 Chicago Bulls. Yes, he did. 1281 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,760 There was a ball squealing. And you and we heard this. 1282 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,880 And Karen goes the fox out and everyone's like a bull. 1283 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,120 No, I was like, I was like Kyle. Everyone else was like a ball 1284 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,760 and I was like or a poodle and I was like, right, sorry that it 1285 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,280 didn't fucking. You know, I don't know every 1286 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,840 fucking animal noise ever. I'd never heard a noise like it. 1287 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,240 It wasn't. An overreaction. 1288 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,120 I'm sorry, I don't know me fucking out. 1289 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,920 That's that's a mum on a holiday under pressure when it's 32°. 1290 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,400 I don't know any. That's right, that's right. 1291 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,200 Idol mentally. Do you know what I mean? 1292 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,080 I'm Idol and that's mum under. Pressure you're a you're a too 1293 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:18,120 warm holiday mum. Don't make me get fucking old 1294 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,800 mom all out like you know what I mean? 1295 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,040 Diamonds are following the hoops out like. 1296 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,760 You were scared in the Telegraph building too. 1297 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,800 Oh fucking right, I telegraphed building was actually. 1298 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,480 Derelict bar where they have the concerts which is a tiny part of 1299 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,160 the building. Yeah, and we so we were up in 1300 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,000 one of the old. Let me point out we've been 1301 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,280 there the night before, me and Mike filming in the middle. 1302 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,640 So I was only there for like an hour or whatever, but it was 1303 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,560 like there was a, there was a bit, there was like two or three 1304 01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:47,560 minutes, you know, You know, I went down to pick stuff up and 1305 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,280 save me the bother of having to fucking go downstairs and lift 1306 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,640 stuff and all that. But in that minute when you were 1307 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:55,200 away. Because it's very quiet. 1308 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,400 It's very quiet, there's spiders everywhere, there's massive rat 1309 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,200 traps everywhere. I was just shaping myself and 1310 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,600 it's very dark. And do you know what I thought 1311 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,360 to myself? I thought I'll go over to the 1312 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:09,360 window here because there's light coming in and the windows 1313 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,320 are just covered in dead things like literally just fucking 1314 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,760 spider webs and I'll like. Well, we filmed, not to give 1315 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,120 anything away, a torture scene the night before in there, and 1316 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,800 we were like screaming. It was like somebody hostile. 1317 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,600 And then we were loading gear and it was terrifying. 1318 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,680 I actually can't wait to see some of the stuff. 1319 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,800 I can't because I wasn't nerve fat, so I can't wait to see that 1320 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,800 stuff. People are going to love it and 1321 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,800 I think the one in the forest was a lot of fun. 1322 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,960 How good that friends of ours are just in it too, and killing 1323 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,240 it. They're all killing it, Mickey. 1324 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:41,000 Mickey is. Fucking an Oscar level actor. 1325 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,400 This is something I said to you the other day, even we're like 1326 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,200 fucking about. It's enough of acting for me to 1327 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,880 go. It's just hard like. 1328 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,680 Yeah, but you don't make it look hard. 1329 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,040 Oh, it's hard. Like it's like, I mean, no, I'm 1330 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:57,080 because I'm going or to learn. I'm going like I'm fucking about 1331 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,240 and I think it's hard. How hard is it to do like? 1332 01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,840 To be a real actor. To do like, actual shit. 1333 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,440 Like this? Like you mean real like? 1334 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,320 Real, real acting and have it be good. 1335 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:13,440 You need to have a talk. Like that, yeah, but it's going 1336 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,720 to be like, like, I'm not like obviously people like DiCaprio 1337 01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,360 are at like the top of that game. 1338 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,840 But like, it's that's when you realise like, you know, he's 1339 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,120 he's Ronaldo and you're playing Wolsey. 1340 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,960 We were made, you know when. Does it be out October? 1341 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,240 I think, well, no, I think we deliver in October and then I 1342 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,480 don't know when that we haven't got that date yet, but it'll 1343 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,640 probably be, I think it would either be around Halloween or 1344 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,240 Christmas. We'll probably put it out around 1345 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,240 something like that. Do you want to I need to pee so 1346 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,360 bad? Do you want to plug some stuff? 1347 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,000 I'd plug some stuff. Yeah, I will pee. 1348 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,000 Guys, thanks very much for watching and listening. 1349 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,960 Yeah, I need to go 10 out of 10. No worries. 1350 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:51,040 So I'm doing my my Opera House shows 23rd to the 20th of 1351 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,600 September. All singing all. 1352 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:54,520 Music. No. 1353 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:58,400 So it's a musical comedy show. I have all new songs. 1354 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,720 The music is produced by there's going to be extra production on 1355 01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:06,680 it and it's written by me and Gianni, so I'm very excited 1356 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,880 about that. Produced by Gianni, so we're 1357 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,320 doing that. Tickets are available. 1358 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:16,720 goh.co.uk. I'm not touring this show, so 1359 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,120 this is the only chance to come see this show are going to be 1360 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,479 the eight shows that I'm doing on those six days. 1361 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,840 So there's two shows on the Friday and two on the Saturday. 1362 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,399 It's also the last solo show that I'm going to be doing for 1363 01:08:28,399 --> 01:08:32,840 some time because I'm taking a break from from stand up after 1364 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:36,439 this for a bit and I'll only do one or two gigs just to keep my 1365 01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:37,920 toe in the water for a good while. 1366 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:43,840 So I'll be taking an extended break and this is so no tour 1367 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,520 last show I'm doing. Get your tickets If you if 1368 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,640 you're being dead on, you don't care what night you come on. 1369 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,800 Buy tickets for the Tuesday and Wednesday. 1370 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,439 Help me out because they're selling. 1371 01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:57,359 I like a dog shit and that would be great. 1372 01:08:57,359 --> 01:09:00,200 So that's it really. No blasters. 1373 01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,200 Oh absolutely. Yeah, falsely. 1374 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:08,960 Just like fucking No Blasters. No Blasters comes out every 1375 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:14,920 Tuesday on all your podcast platforms over patreon.com/no 1376 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,920 Blasters. We have all our Patreon 1377 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,680 material, all our extra podcasts that come out every Thursday, No 1378 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,760 Blasters, Extra time, quite a lot of. 1379 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,600 Cross pollination as well. There's fair few sippers that 1380 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,120 are on yeah, yeah, and vice versa. 1381 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,800 So. Yeah, so like you recognise 1382 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,840 there's loads of stuff on there as well. 1383 01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,319 Like there's about two years now of patrol material. 1384 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:40,279 Just all like podcasts, My comedy specials are on there. 1385 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,399 We've got Never Mind the Mark blames on there. 1386 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,680 We've got live streams, a cookery segment called Smells 1387 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,720 Bitching, and we've put it all into collections, so you can 1388 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,439 just sort of go in. If you just wanted to watch all 1389 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:54,760 the Smells Bitchins, they're in there. 1390 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,800 So it's a great old time. And that's a Pedro on the 1391 01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:04,360 Confortational Blasters. Other than that, I'm good here. 1392 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:11,000 He's back good feel a wee bit later. 1393 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,200 Yes, 10P. I know sometimes after I do it, 1394 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,200 I feel like I've pitched a pond. Do you ever do that? 1395 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,800 You feel like heavy with piss. Yeah, yeah. 1396 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,120 I have a wee bit of pitch going on like that right now. 1397 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,720 Yeah. Yeah, like I could probably 1398 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,440 pitch, but I'll hold it. Why? 1399 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,040 Oh, wait, you mean like right now? 1400 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:30,120 I thought you remember before you leave and I was going to say 1401 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,600 then you'll break your. Whole no no, I would actually 1402 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:36,080 literally rather hold it now and then pitch seconds before 1403 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:40,640 leaving the building. Love you. 1404 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:41,880 Love you mate.