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How'd the big shows go? 
Unreal. 

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Two of the best nights in my 
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Crowd were amazing, venue 
perfect. 

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We Nando's unreal. 
What's your plan for next year 

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Going bigger and better? 
Next year I'm just going to 

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relax with a big cup of tea. 
Separate welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with Me podcast. 
With me, she and Todd. 

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Before we get into this episode,
let me tell you a couple of 

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things about a couple of little 
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We are sponsored by none other 
than that prize guy. 

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You're going, what is our prize 
guy? 

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Well, if you like prizes, I've 
got the guy for you. 

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You owe. 
Oh, just like an international 

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company or something like that. 
No, no, no company from here. 

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You. 
Oh well, it's coming here doing 

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price stuff. 
How much is he giving away? 

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What, £70? 
So my God, he's giving away £70 

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on a first generation iPod 125 
millimetre. 

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He has given away £125 million. 
I made 7 millionaires. 

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You probably know because you're
such a small place, somebody who

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is one massive on that prize 
guy. 

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I the first time I met that 
prize guy, I then was doing a 

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workout at Sean McComb boxing 
place and I said I just met that

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prize guy and Sean goes he won a
Rolex. 

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I'm point to do is mates, we 
want to Rolex that week from 

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that price guy. 
Huge cash giveaways, sometimes 

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smaller amounts where you pay 
like literally a couple of pence

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or a couple of pound. 
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he's got a caravan car and jet 
ski or 150 grand. 

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And tickets? 
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£50. 
Yeah, 90 P He. 

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Must be mental. 
There's some at I think he when 

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he sends out to his website guy,
he's putting it up wrong. 

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You think there's? 
Mistakes. 

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I think that price guy also has 
that website guy and anyone who 

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works with that something guy, 
the next millionaire he's making

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is a 23rd of February. 
If you don't believe me, go to 

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thatpriceguy.co.uk and see what 
he's all about. 

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I've tell you that we are doing 
a huge live podcast in the SSC 

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Arena in Belfast on the 23rd of 
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It's going to be big. 
It's bold. 

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It's it's Bravo. 
You know, it's probably Simo. 

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It's going to be big. 
There's going to be, you know, 

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your favourite comedian. 
So things you expect, some of 

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your favourite comics, some of 
your favourite team, your 

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regular. 
There's going to be things that 

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you don't expect. 
OK, maybe we have surprises. 

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OK, it's going to be a fun time.
I want to get too much more 

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What I will say is we've 

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oversold the sort of theatre set
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We've made it even bigger. 
We've expanded it. 

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There'll be a point where we 
can't do that anymore. 

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If you want to come take it, 
you're in the description. 

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Go and take a master. 
Come see it. 

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If you want to watch any of the 
older podcasts, go to our 

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Patreon where we've just put up 
our Waterfront Hall episode with

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Mickey Bartlett and William 
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And coming up soon, we'll have 
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We'll have the waterfrontal 
episode with Evaluate Now Ryan 

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and what comedian stars in your 
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Yeah, before that. 
Stars in your eyes. 

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That's what we do over in 
patreonpatreon.com such TV 

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podcast. 
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which is also and we've also got
like 1 offs and we do our our 

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Friday live stream and the bonus
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that we do every Monday. 
This episode of the podcast, I 

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sit down with John Ellis, who is
no exaggeration, taking this 

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sort of football content world 
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This is a guy from here, but 
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here doing massive things. 
John quit his job, which which 

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we talk about in air traffic 
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He was living down in Cork and 
he had what did he say at that 

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point? 
The 7000 followers subscribers. 

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Yeah, when he handled his 
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And 7000 subscribers. 
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could make headway and what he 
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And I just three million 
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world loving his content. 
He's got to work with some of 

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the biggest footballers in the 
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this and go, I'm not into 
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I won't enjoy this podcast. 
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he's not someone who's his 
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or keeping up to date with it, 
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happens to you know, it's 
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You know, everything he does has
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and just such a such a down to 
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dream is absolutely living the 
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getting invited to this and not 
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ceremony. 
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Gareth Bale killing and Bob Bay 
Zinedine Zidane and he's just 

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what they say the million 
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I think it was a million in 
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Six months, so just could have 
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than we did. 
So hopefully he'll come back on.

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He's absolutely brilliant. 
Please enjoy this episode of the

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Tea with Me podcast with my 
guest, John Nellis. 

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It's just get the point where I 
don't know every player's name 

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and. 
What foot they use? 

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But I'm looking at some of the 
Subs going no one drown this by 

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me. 
How do you never heard this 

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guy's name? 
I think that's a sign that maybe

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you're, you're getting older and
losing touch with football a 

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bit. 
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every player, yeah, every team, 
even young players coming in by 

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from like Football Manager, I 
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name and that name. 
But when 1 sneaks in, you're 

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like, yeah. 
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Yeah, who's this guy? 
G Smith. 

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Yeah. 
Get ready for this right, We'll 

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start the episode in style. 
We were talking about mystery 

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football shorts here. 
Yes. 

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So recently this is I live for 
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Thought you were ready to give 
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If you like this, I'll literally
give you it off my back. 

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We have it on it won't fit me 
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A couple of weeks ago. 
So I have, I have a big 

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collection of football tops and 
I have some that have given them

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a sum as well. 
Now I remembered have a literal 

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treasure chest, a plastic 
treasure chest that we got in 

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home base, yeah, by 1994 filled 
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And I just collected my head and
I went, that's in my DAS loft. 

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That's up in the loft. 
Did I get mouldier? 

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Perfectly fine. 
OK, because I was wearing the 95

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red Man United top sharp. 
We count them back like. 

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Actual one. 
Authentic, authentic. 

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I have I have my own size when 
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like five years ago, I count now
on the back and I was wearing it

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and my son who's 4. 
I'm begging the money and I 

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didn't know got them. 
He doesn't know what shit. 

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Yeah, he he said, Daddy, I love 
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Will you get me that top? 
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anymore. 
I go that if I'm, I go if I'm 

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right here. 
That top in his size is in that 

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treasure chest and my dad's loft
with counting that 7 on the 

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back, Call it big Dennis, 75 
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Get up that ladder. 
He gets up a ladder, calls me 

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back. 
We've got it. 

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He brought a treasure chest of 
football tops to my house. 

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You're joking. 
When was this a? 

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Couple of weeks ago, that's 
class and within that treasure 

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chest Nigeria, Nigeria 2000. 
Looks like a golf top. 

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South Korea World Cup. 
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What's on the back? 
Nobody. 

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No, that's class. 
I have a like, you know, from 

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when I was younger, I kind of, I
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I was a chubby wee bastard. 
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I was not changed, but no, I was
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And there's a full of me 
standing in the snow with like a

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pair of black gloves on T-shirt.
But it's the Jamaica. 

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Jamaica, like Kappa. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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Like circa O3 type of time. 
Was it a? 

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Yellow yellowy shirt with a 
black collar. 

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Yeah. 
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like a retro version. 
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Came back in and I have a an OG 
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actually the only kind of the 
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Had a lovely moment very 
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Here comes the first name drop 
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So I and I was like when I was 
about what got me into football 

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was the 2002 World Cup. 
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And I remember at that time. 
Was the same age. 

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I'm 313636 yeah geez, you look, 
you look 36 to look 44. 

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I was common one yeah. 
Anyway, no. 

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So I get into football when I 
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2001, 2002 World Cup, blah blah.
And I, I lived in like the 

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Brazil top from that world. 
I think you said Brazil. 

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No wonder you've got a Brazil. 
Yeah, I lived in that Brazil top

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for like, yeah. 
And it was my school uniform and

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that Brazil top and I've two of 
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It this one just yelling? 
Yes, yes. 

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But I two of them on rotation, 
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Umm, because I worked so much. 
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And Long story short, kept them 
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chubby wee bastard. 
So it still fits me now. 

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Yeah, that's mad. 
But I went to do like a charity 

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game a few months ago and 
Roberto Carlos was playing and I

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had the same Brazil top from 
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years old and brought it over 
and he signed it. 

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It's just one of those full 
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It was lovely. 
So I have it now squirted away. 

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I think we should definitely 
name drop loads throughout this 

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episode. 
Oh yeah OK do I get a name drop 

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password like no one listen? 
To me like. 

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This guy, he's an asshole. 
No, no, no people. 

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If you ask I'll be in drop but 
I'm not going to try and bring 

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every time. 
You so last time I saw you was 

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at the Lauren game me Michael 
and down there and you were 

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shooting a video there where I 
already have done the intro by 

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the way, for this episode. 
In case this feels mental, 

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there's just launching straight.
Raw dog and. 

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Launching straight in and you 
were doing a video where you 

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were trying to meet and say 
hello to as many current or 

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former professional footballers.
Yeah, it's 100 hours to meet 100

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footballers. 
And you were like, ah, you know,

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just so many people here don't 
know who's who. 

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You came to the Oracle of local 
former and present footballers. 

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You you picked out like 5 or 6 
guys who were technically pros. 

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And I wasn't even looking at 
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I was literally just, I felt it.
You just felt their presence. 

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Josh Robinson, Jeff Hughes, 
Albert Watson. 

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And you were like, I don't know 
what who you were planning to 

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meet, but I was like, don't 
worry. 

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This guy's five first team 
appearances for Carrick Rangers.

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Come on, come on. 
Yeah, he's a sure. 

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But like, just like this guy, 
this guy, this guy. 

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Although like I'm not a game 
like I like everyone's probably 

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played like decent level 
football at some point. 

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I was introducing you to guys 
with knowing them. 

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I was like, he's probably played
for someone. 

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But they're all like, Yep, I 
have, OK, you'll do because I 

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was like, I need a hundred of 
them, so. 

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I felt like a weird middle man. 
Yeah, you were. 

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No one wouldn't need that skill 
ever. 

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And like if you need a haircut, 
former Irish League players, 

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give me a shout. 
Yeah, no, you definitely helped 

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us take a few off the list. 
Sippers, let me take a quick 2nd

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to tell you this episode of the 
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We're talking about relationship

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green flags. 
You know, a lot of time people 

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talk about red flags. 
You know, a lot of content you 

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see online is people talking 
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This or this is a red flag in 
terms of things we should avoid.

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But what are the things that we 
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What are the green flags in 
friends and partners? 

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What, what is a green flag from 
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I mean, I like it when, you 
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and they also make tea for you. 
I don't like getting into this 

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What's like, it's always me 

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making the tea, but at the same 
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make the tea, it's not going to 
be as nice. 

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But it's nice to share 
responsibilities like that, you 

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know? 
Sometimes you have to be a good 

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friend back and accept that 
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yours. 
You're right and I say there's a

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lovely cup of tea, but I do it 
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So I think green flags for me 
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sometimes, sometimes nice. 
You do you do some good. 

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Someone will say good job, that 
was a good job you did. 

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Good cup of tea. 
Good. 

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Hey, that's a nice cup of tea. 
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Talk about the feelings. 
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I was blown away by your ability
to just go and talk to anyone. 

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I think within reason, I can't. 
But the idea of just like 

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walking up, putting out your 
hand and getting that 

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conversation going, especially 
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the camera is not in the 
person's face, it's quite 

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subtle. 
But the ability to do that. 

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I wondered when you started 
making videos and content and 

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going out and about, did that 
come to you straight away or 

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have you had to build build that
up? 

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That's a good, that is a good 
question because I've never been

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asked that I liked. 
Like people ask me when I do all

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the time. 
It's like, oh, YouTube or like 

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do you say content career 
influence or whatever it is. 

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But sometimes if I'm feeling a 
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fun, I'll say, oh, I do 
rejection therapy for a living. 

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Because it is, yeah. 
Like I literally do weird shit 

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for a living and ask people 
stuff. 

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That's it. 
It's I naturally I'm quite a 

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chill guy. 
Like I'm really not this big, 

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like hey, what's going on? 
Like personality. 

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But I think The thing is like 
when the camera's on and I know 

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it's a good video and typically 
I'm doing quite nice things with

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people. 
I'm asking people questions. 

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It's probably going to lead to 
them either end meeting a 

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footballer or winning a prize or
going to a match or something 

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nice. 
Most of the time I don't really 

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do stuff that's like, there's no
punching 9, there's no mile 

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intent, there's no making the 
deck out of people. 

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Yeah, which makes it a lot 
easier, like to go and knock a 

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door because it's like I'm 
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they want to come to a football 
match. 

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Yes, I'm knocking their door 
because I want to give them 

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something. 
Yes. 

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But yeah, I think at the start 
it was a lot harder whenever, 

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you know, I think I did my first
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public when I maybe had two or 
three thousand subscribers. 

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And I think what content 
creators is now, and everyone 

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can relate to this is everyone 
can relate to this. 

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We all know someone like locally
or in our life who's like, oh, 

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they think they're we content 
creator. 

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Look at them making these 
cringe. 

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Yeah, I was that guy. 
Well, what to do it at any 

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level, you have to have been. 
You have to have been doing it 

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at a point where nobody was 
watching or whatever. 

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Exactly. 
And everyone at the time thinks 

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that God, look at this Egypt. 
Yeah, but then it gets to the 

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point where you get enough 
subscribers where it's like 

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somebody's doing class. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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It's. 
This weird thing you have to 

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kind of battle through the the 
cringiness of it all. 

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Yes, definitely. 
At the start, it was harder, and

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you've got the people and it'd 
be like, they give you the time 

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and like, what's your challenge?
You'd show them and they'd be 

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like, Oh yeah, you know, Whereas
now it's like, what? 

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Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, 
which is nice. 

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Do you remember your first? 
What was the first thing you 

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were? 
What's the first video you were 

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doing where you were going up 
the people and trying to make 

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something happen? 
So going up the people that to 

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approach them in public? 
Because I remember the first 

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videos I saw from you, you were 
sort of in your house talking to

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camera. 
Yeah, you know, some graphics. 

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Yeah. 
So then what was the first one 

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where you went out? 
It was. 

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It was in like the summer of 
2022. 

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We kind of sounds like a song 
you. 

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Know it sounds like it's kind of
getting into a really deep story

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here. 
We we realised that like short 

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form content was a big thing for
us and we went out in the 

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streets of Cork. 
We asked people basically guess 

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the player's price in fantasy 
football and you went in cash. 

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I wasn't given like most hours, 
like 13 million. 

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I wasn't given another 13 
million. 

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We got like €13.00 right. 
But that was the first thing 

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walking around asking people 
like what's his price in FPL and

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then if they get it right, give 
him the money. 

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That was the first thing we did.
And was that no. 

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Was that were you nervous doing 
that? 

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I was a bit. 
I think it's very different when

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you do it at home as well. 
Yeah, it going out and doing it 

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in like London or whatever it's,
I don't really care. 

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Manchester or Liverpool, you 
see, like today I'm gonna have 

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to go and shoot something in 
Belfast because I try and stay 

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at home a bit more now so. 
I'd be more nervous with that. 

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It's a bit more, I don't know, 
it's a bit like it's home. 

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I think we're more awkward 
people anywhere, like in London,

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no one bats an eyelid. 
You're filming in the street. 

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But we still have that thing of,
like, what's going on there? 

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Yeah. 
People stop and look, whereas in

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those other cities, it's just 
nothing to them. 

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Yeah, there's so much going on. 
Everyone's doing it in those 

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cities. 
I don't know as well. 

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I feel it's like I can go over 
there and I come home and then 

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I'm home. 
Or is it when I'm doing it at 

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home? 
It's like, yeah, making an agent

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out of myself. 
And you might see someone you 

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vaguely know or whatever, and 
they're like, why are you doing 

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this? 
They all, they know what I do if

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I know them. 
Yeah, mind that. 

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Honestly, it's actually it's got
much easier now that I'm bigger 

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because neither have more 
followers and more views and 

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more people recognise me. 
If I just go and pitch up 

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outside Victoria Square, the 
chances are a few people come 

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over and say. 
They're coming to you as well. 

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Once they come to me, I say how 
you can get a photo, no worries.

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But here, can I get you for a 
video? 

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Yeah, and it means I'm actually 
doing a lot less, like cold 

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approaching. 
Yes, which is nice. 

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Have you done one where you you 
had this idea where you're like,

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brilliant, this will be great. 
You go out and film it and it 

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just does, yeah, like wasted 
footage. 

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We've we've came like scarily 
close to wasted, like wasted 

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days. 
But like thankfully we haven't 

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yet. 
The worst video I'd say we've 

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made, I think it's it's came 
together nicely, but the closest

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we ever got to that was, you 
know, and this was a big 

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learning curve for us in terms 
of like pre production and like 

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come up the idea and just it was
all puppies and rainbows and we 

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thought it would be amazing. 
We were like right face your 

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fear, win VIP football tickets 
class because you have to face a

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fear. 
It's great. 

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And then like that actually we 
were like, what can you do? 

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We looked up in London like 
swimming with sharks. 

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So you go swimming with sharks 
and an aquarium over there as 

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you do so then we're out walking
around like the Westfield 

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shopping centre being like 
right, here's what we'll do. 

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We'll ask people what's your 
biggest fear? 

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Someone's going to say sharks 
because everyone scores sharks 

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when they say that. 
We say right, we'll go swim with

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sharks and then you'll get AVIP 
ticket and they'll go, oh, I 

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really want the ticket. 
I'll go and swim with a shark 

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and they'll be really scared. 
Reality is they were more scared

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of like poverty and failure. 
Everyone. 

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I swear to God no one was scared
of sharks. 

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It wasn't one person who said 
shocks. 

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I was like, I'm scared of 
poverty arms. 

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I'm scared of let my parents 
down and I'm like, man, and I 

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was having to go. 
Then what about animals like 

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lions? 
Scared of going to the gym? 

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Yeah, you're sitting there. 
Literally. 

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It was answers like that all day
and then I was like, but we were

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in the place as well. 
We're like, it was right to say 

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West Ham Stadium. 
It was West Ham, Man City, and 

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everyone already had a ticket. 
Right. 

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So it's like everyone who was 
there was there to go to the 

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game. 
So they all had tickets anyway. 

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Yes. 
And no one was scared of sharks.

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And I ended up one stage. 
I was like, you scared of it? 

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And they're like, and I'm 
whatever, they're probably 

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honestly, I'm joking. 
Everyone said like poverty, 

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there's a yeah or hunger or 
something, right? 

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What about an animal? 
I don't know and I said maybe 

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something in the ocean and she 
went I don't know. 

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I said sharks. 
No, I'm not scared of sharks. 

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Probably wheels. 
And I'm like anyway, ended up 

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finding the guy like I mean like
clutch end of the day stopped 

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approaching just started 
shouting is anyone scared of 

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sharks? 
Does anyone want to go to the 

450
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,320
match? 
And this guy is like, sorry, 

451
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,360
what are you doing? 
And then met him and he but like

452
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,480
he didn't, he was just out for a
good day. 

453
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,600
Like he didn't. 
He wasn't really scared of 

454
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,560
sharks, yes. 
And he didn't really give a shit

455
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,200
about the football. 
But also, who are these people 

456
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,880
who are not really scared of? 
Sharks, I know like. 

457
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,960
It doesn't spend. 
I don't spend a large part of my

458
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,920
day thinking about sharks, but I
am scared of them like. 

459
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,360
If I told you there's one, if 
someone told me there's one 

460
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:58,600
shark in like Murloc Beach, like
he mills around in like a 10 

461
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,840
miles square radius and he might
be there, I'd never get in ever,

462
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,800
ever, ever, ever. 
No. 

463
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,000
So I don't get people who go 
swimming in like Australia or 

464
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
surfing. 
I think they are mental. 

465
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,800
I went swimming in Australia on 
Bondi Beach and I was just 

466
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
swimming out and there's quite a
lot of people there, but it 

467
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,120
wasn't packed. 
It's like a Tuesday morning. 

468
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,520
Went swimming out and I was 
like, God, this is class, what a

469
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,720
beach. 
And then there was a moment 

470
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,320
where I stopped swimming and 
just was treading water for a 

471
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,800
while and then I went, well, not
far. 

472
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,840
I went, what the fuck am I 
doing? 

473
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,240
Yeah, who do I think I am? 
Yeah, that's why I'm back. 

474
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,000
But I was trying not to like 
flop, you know, So it took me a 

475
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,120
long. 
Time. 

476
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,840
So I just like. 
Floated back in so but I am 

477
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,360
scared of sharks. 
But I guess in London as well, 

478
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,080
you've more more important 
things to worry about, like the 

479
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,880
guys on more pairs of steel 
phones. 

480
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,680
With knives, Yeah. 
Like if I said, you know, now 

481
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,280
like what are you scared of 
right now? 

482
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,880
It's pretty not sharks because 
we're not really going to 

483
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,000
encounter one. 
No here. 

484
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,320
But if I said do you like like 
you'd be pretty fucking scared 

485
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,640
one if it was in a bath with the
effect. 1000% or a swimming. 

486
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,000
Pool when he bought a water I 
wouldn't terrify we're going to 

487
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,080
be able to just. 
Sit and enjoy the ambulance of 

488
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,640
the bath like. 
Anything in the homework I also 

489
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,640
I can think of very few things 
worse because you're literally 

490
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,600
like like a fish out of water 
still the way around. 

491
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,200
I can think of something worse. 
You haven't had the immersion on

492
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,400
long enough. 
You've got in the bath, you run 

493
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,360
it. 
You're. 

494
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,840
Not enough enough water in the 
bath. 

495
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,280
So you keep on the top it up and
you're, you know, your dad I'd 

496
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,640
bring up, but you know the 
kettle. 

497
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,880
How much really how much? 
What are you getting in that 

498
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,520
kettle? 
So and then and then and then if

499
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,960
a shark were to appear, it's 
just the worst after at that 

500
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,600
point, it'd probably just be 
open to it. 

501
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,160
I mean like. 
Throw the toaster in, baby. 

502
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:33,680
Eat me. 
Yeah. 

503
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,680
Yeah, I'm done. 
Eat me. 

504
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,280
So I say what you mean where 
like you want, you have a 

505
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,080
specific goal of like they say 
this, then I will be able to do 

506
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,720
this. 
But if they don't say this, 

507
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,760
you've got to like crowbar it. 
Yeah, crowbar it in. 

508
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,480
But I think like then like we 
did because that was early days 

509
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,960
and I mean even like, I'm not 
sure when I say, you see booking

510
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,560
the like shark swimming thing. 
I'm paying £500 for VIP tickets 

511
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,120
out of her own pocket. 
That was like a big outlay for 

512
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:57,400
us. 
Oh, I. 

513
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,040
Didn't know you're you're. 
I assumed you've got some sort 

514
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,040
of hookup, or you were. 
Able no, not that video that 

515
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,920
that was early days. 
I mean, the video was still did 

516
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,320
all right at the time, but like,
I don't know, it was a big risk 

517
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,240
for us, whereas now I think 
we're a bit more savvy. 

518
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,760
I am like I work very closely 
with a guy called Alex like 5050

519
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,520
on ever and he's the guy behind 
the camera, the brains, the 

520
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,480
editor does all the sexy stuff. 
I'm just the idiot on the camera

521
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,880
who does the rejection therapy. 
But we now whenever we have an 

522
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,480
idea, I'm much more like Debbie 
Downer about it and pessimist 

523
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,320
and be like, well, here we know 
the reality is because he'll 

524
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,040
have an idea. 
It's like we're going to go and 

525
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,480
we're going to meet 100 
footballers. 

526
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,000
He had that idea a week before 
and I was like, there's no 

527
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,320
mission. 
We're ever meeting 100 

528
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,680
footballers. 
How on earth we meet 100 

529
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,360
footballers, 100 hours. 
It's not even possible. 

530
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,000
We have no contacts. 
We don't have and we just sent 

531
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,640
them. 
We did it and I think through 

532
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,880
doing it as well, we made a lot 
more contacts we can now go back

533
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,480
to because we forced ourselves 
to go out and be LinkedIn 

534
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,360
warriors and meet people and 
make new relationships. 

535
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,680
But all that said, now we just, 
I think we're a bit more savvy 

536
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,880
as to what the reality of 
situations is when back then it 

537
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,720
was all, as I say, sort of the. 
First, the first thing I 

538
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,840
remember seeing you doing kind 
of out of out of the bedroom if 

539
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:12,440
you like is sounds weird was the
Liverpool video where where you 

540
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,480
wrapped doors all. 
Around I was big was the. 1st 

541
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,200
And you brought the guy over. 
I thought that was beautiful. 

542
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,880
Like it was, really. 
Just that was it was. 

543
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,720
Nice being able to do something 
really nice for someone who 

544
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,320
appreciate it was you're 
wrapping doors and basically 

545
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,040
being like come and play it. 
I'm feeling coming up a kick 

546
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,200
about it was a guy who if, 
correct me if I'm wrong, but 

547
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,160
hadn't been out of the house 
much and haven't been having a 

548
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,160
good time. 
Yeah. 

549
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,600
And just being able to deliver 
like it's great when you're, of 

550
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,160
course, when you're like, do you
want to come and see a VIP match

551
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:36,720
or? 
Whatever. 

552
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,600
Yeah. 
And it's just, you know, it's in

553
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,000
every man in the street. 
But when it's someone who like 

554
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,120
needs it and you can see him 
what it means, then that's 

555
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:43,920
great. 
That's the best. 

556
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:49,160
Of I and they say you can't you 
can't really like you can, but 

557
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,840
we don't like pre write that in 
a sense or like look for that 

558
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,560
person. 
Yeah, I don't I what I the line 

559
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,960
I always tread so carefully is 
like the virtue signal line. 

560
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,000
Like I want to do nice things 
and I want to be the nice guy, 

561
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,360
but I'm not walking up the 
homeless people giving them 

562
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,440
football tickets because that 
just looks like I'm a virtue 

563
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,680
signal and prick. 
However, for that video, for 

564
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,720
example, it's like we have this 
once in a lifetime experience to

565
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,400
play downfield. 
I've done it twice just to be a 

566
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,960
prick, but no, like because the 
brands get it every year. 

567
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,040
Yes, but The thing is that even 
just I've done it twice. 

568
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,720
How mad that I'm not even a mad 
Liverpool fan. 

569
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,080
Yeah, How have I done that 
twice? 

570
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,280
Yeah, there's people out there 
who would literally give you a 

571
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,800
bollock to do that. 
Yes, and I've done it twice. 

572
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,480
Yeah. 
So like with that logic, I'm 

573
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,720
like, I can just go and play it 
on field and be like, I played 

574
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,360
it on field and make a video. 
Who gives a fuck? 

575
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,680
I'm like, who would want this 
the most? 

576
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,880
And it's like a Liverpool fan, 
right? 

577
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,680
I know a few, but I'm like were 
if we wanted to knock doors, 

578
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,360
were we knocking on Anfield Road
right outside the stadium? 

579
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,320
And it was just like, it just 
felt right. 

580
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,840
And we did it. 
And it was the first sort of 

581
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,280
touch of like proper virality 
from a long form we've had. 

582
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,440
And it did just help that it was
like we got lucky and the guy we

583
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,040
found, great guy, still in 
contact with him. 

584
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,920
But like he needed that, you 
know, he needed, he needed that.

585
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,920
And it was a lot of stuff that 
happens on camera, but like 

586
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,520
doesn't make the video because 
you want to be sensitive to 

587
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,560
that. 
But like he really needed that 

588
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,960
even more than the video 
probably portrays. 

589
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,640
But that is and it sounds so 
sappy. 

590
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,160
And again, it sounds so 
virtually singly and it drives 

591
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,480
me insane because I'm trying to 
tread that line so carefully. 

592
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,720
But like, that is why I do what 
I do. 

593
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,160
And like why? 
What we do is when I get all 

594
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,840
this cool experiences and cool 
stuff and meeting them Bappe, 

595
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,440
I'm not just going doing 5 
videos about being myself and 

596
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,960
pissing off. 
It's like right, who's the 

597
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,160
French guy I know who can I 
bring to me the best yes. 

598
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,280
Or like you know. 
I know a wee guy who really, it 

599
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,320
would mean a lot to him to play 
at Old Trafford. 

600
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,320
A wee guy. 
Oh, is he you? 

601
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,040
I know a wee guy. 
Old Trafford, right. 

602
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,320
OK, I'll keep that one the 
memory. 

603
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,720
Bank. 
I've done the tour. 

604
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,760
You've never played in the pitch
though. 

605
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,200
Here's the problem though. 
I'll be honest with you. 

606
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,840
See, if I brought you, people 
won't care a lot. 

607
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,640
They'll think you're big enough 
to go and play yourself. 

608
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,320
They will care. 
That no, but they'll be like. 

609
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,560
People will. 
Also, we brought an alert he 

610
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,640
brought, he brought she in 
touch. 

611
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,600
You'll find a lot of you'll find
a lot of problems in the world 

612
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,360
or. 
Sorted out. 

613
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,000
Go away from. 
You by get to play at all 

614
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,320
Trafford, right? 
It will. 

615
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,000
People will love it. 
Because here's the thing, will. 

616
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,040
You cry for me on camera. 
You're exactly yours that people

617
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,920
wouldn't care if I was just I 
guess doing it on nonchalant top

618
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,040
hitting a few top corners. 
Just a few, Trafford. 

619
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,400
What you'll see when I'm talking
about the football top side of 

620
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,200
the kid in the treasure chest of
tops, you'll see that in my 

621
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,760
face. 
I won't be cool. 

622
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,120
I won't be cool. 
I won't just be this class. 

623
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,480
I'll be like, giddy. 
I'll be giddy. 

624
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:39,840
I'll be hyper. 
Yeah. 

625
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,480
You know, I need to be teased at
some point to be taken out of 

626
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,440
there. 
I won't know. 

627
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,960
You should. 
Say that actually I have a 

628
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:49,600
blindfold here for you. 
That would have been good, 

629
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,320
actually. 
Imagine I'd surprise a new year 

630
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,400
now. 
Oh no, I would don't fun. 

631
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,480
I would like. 
You let him in, I'd say. 

632
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:03,480
I I there's stuff like I can 
meet any comedian in the world 

633
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,000
and it's all right. 
It's relatively normal. 

634
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,440
You know it's but I don't get 
even if someone I'm a massive 

635
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,360
fan of it, just it I can, I'm 
composed. 

636
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,760
You know, it's it's not not 
really a big deal. 

637
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,240
I'm making you nervous. 
You're making me nervous right 

638
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,320
now because you have the power 
to get me to Old Trafford. 

639
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,440
But if I was in a situation like
that, yeah, I lose my mind. 

640
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,720
We we played them. 
I saw you play against the The 

641
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,200
Man United Legends I. 
I'm losing my mind. 

642
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,520
I would have. 
Loved an invite to that, but she

643
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,680
didn't get me more of those, did
you? 

644
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,640
We. 
I wasn't wrong on that, I that 

645
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,000
was. 
AI wasn't wrong on the pitch 

646
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,400
dead Old Trafford either. 
But you are now that was a we we

647
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,560
actually talked about that on 
the pod recently where that was 

648
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,480
like a charity day and there was
like kind of three teams playing

649
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,200
against the United Legends. 
So there was like 3 thirds the 

650
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,320
game basically. 
And then I showed up and I was 

651
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,160
like, guy goes, we'll have you 
done for the comedians team. 

652
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,360
I was like, yeah, I'm playing 
for all the teams against, you 

653
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,280
know, legends. 
He's like, I will get your game.

654
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,280
I was like, no, no, no, I'm 
going to start for all the I'm 

655
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,760
not going to leave the pitch. 
So I just was I've run three 

656
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,080
kids through it today. 
I loved it and it was see just 

657
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,560
like did you set? 
The apps down as ours or 

658
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,400
something? 
Look, Yap has had a great 

659
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,800
career, OK, He's not pick Yap 
Stan. 

660
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,560
I didn't set him that. 
I just kind of like there was a 

661
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:26,640
point he sort of when I was 
going to no, he's planning 

662
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,120
something else. 
I'm going to talk to you about 

663
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,320
that. 
We do want you involved with. 

664
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,600
So I can't talk it up too much 
because he will fucking nail me 

665
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,560
in this game. 
But yes, there was a moment 

666
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,440
where I scored my goal. 
There was a moment where Yap 

667
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,200
kind of like, I don't know, he 
just kind of, he's played 

668
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,080
against great strikers before, 
but he just came that he didn't 

669
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,240
fancy. 
I don't know whether. 

670
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,320
You take a ball. 
No, I didn't even a sort of I 

671
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,560
think he was he saw Thunderbolt 
when it was coming to me, right.

672
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,720
OK, but I did. 
I just nestled it right. 

673
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,440
But he he thought like, here 
comes the hammer. 

674
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,760
I. 
You know, saw those thigh 

675
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,280
muscles. 
But that was one of the best 

676
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:07,760
days of my life, really. 
We always play 1000% Borsky, 

677
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,320
Yapstam. 
Where's Brown? 

678
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:15,080
Keith Gillespie, Paul Parker, 
eh, Brian Mcclair. 

679
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,800
So this is like my general, like
when I first got into football 

680
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,240
at the age my son is. 
No, they were the players, 

681
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,760
really. 
Yeah. 

682
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,960
So it was so good. 
And then we're going to sort of 

683
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,680
announce this a little bit, but 
in May. 

684
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,280
Or soft launch is. 
This let me check. 

685
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,680
Can I guess you're going to tell
it hard? 

686
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,440
It's a semi launch. 
A semi launch. 

687
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,480
OK, baby. 
What do you think I'm going to 

688
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,840
tell you? 
You're going to tell me user 

689
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,280
running some game at Windsor? 
Not Windsor. 

690
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,680
We couldn't get Windsor. 
We are going to play at 

691
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,400
solitude, solid solitude. 
Well, there you go. 

692
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,480
Homo club whether united legends
game was yeah which is perfect 

693
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,640
because. 
I've just ruined that and you 

694
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,720
whatever like you say how much 
you like these shoes were and 

695
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:06,240
then. £400. 
Oh no, I've just come in with it

696
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,800
when you're playing. 
Against the 1990 United 

697
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,160
Champions League and we're 
playing at solitude. 

698
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:20,120
Class how many Cedars at? 
4000 class roughly. 

699
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,720
I was sold out and played the 
United Legends game and the 

700
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,680
atmosphere is unbelievable. 
Perfectly included the Irish 

701
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,560
League stadium, we're playing 
tea with me. 

702
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:34,760
I'm not price guy or hosting a 
wee bit of A and we're hosting a

703
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,600
bit of a local soccer and I 
would say. 

704
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,400
Yep. 
And Tommy, which is a local 

705
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,360
mental health charity that's 
like the use of sport to support

706
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,240
mental health. 
We're putting together a bit of 

707
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,600
a team. 
They're putting together a 

708
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,200
Premier League Legends team and 
we're going to have a podcast 

709
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:59,920
team with with that Price guy. 
Previous guests are going to 

710
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:03,800
play against Premier League 11. 
Now I can't I'm not giving 

711
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:08,440
anything away. 
All say is Todd Stan Ding Ding 

712
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,800
run two. 
OK. 

713
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,000
And it's not just Man United 
Legends, Premier League Legends.

714
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,200
And what I'm saying is, now that
you've been a guest on the pod. 

715
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,560
And eligible. 
You're eligible. 

716
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,880
You're available to play. 
I'm eligible. 

717
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,840
You're available to play. 
I am. 

718
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,320
There's only one problem. 
I'm fat, I am. 

719
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,920
I am not great at football. 
See these both See these legends

720
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,400
1st 20 minutes are unbelievable.
They they gas. 

721
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,880
They gas out. 
So bring me on us for 20 

722
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,320
minutes. 
So here's what I'll say to you. 

723
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,480
I'm getting married in June and 
I am going to be doing this 

724
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,920
whole 75 hard thing. 
Yeah. 

725
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,760
I'm thinking of doing like 75 
mildly. 

726
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,160
It's difficult. 75 like 
something. 

727
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,120
Yeah, 75 easy. 
But I do. 

728
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,120
I want to lose a lot of weight 
by just. 

729
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,400
So I might be a good neck by the
end of May. 

730
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,640
Listen. 
And I'll tell you to be mixed. 

731
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,480
I want to be a goalkeeper. 
Is there a problem? 

732
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:05,040
You've got 1 pencil in. 
Eh, well, you can. 

733
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,880
That guy can play upfront. 
My goalkeeper. 

734
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,400
Half, I'll go upfront, then I'll
go on goals, will flip, flip 

735
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,320
flop. 
I'm trying to make myself a bit 

736
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,880
of a goalkeeper. 
You can't imagine you just you 

737
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,600
tip on over from insert name of 
Premier League players plan 

738
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,600
Yeah. 
I'd be, I'd be happy to. 

739
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,400
I do run for the team to be 
honest with you. 

740
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,400
You're not, and then you're 
going to play. 

741
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,800
It from amazing, so I'll save 
them and then I'll score them or

742
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,199
I'll do the opposite. 
What was it was like the head 

743
00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:32,960
did the thing where you like LED
11 penalties in and I apparently

744
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,080
shoot out and then missed his. 
Was it the hair who did that 

745
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,760
like last season? 
Did you see David James doing, I

746
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,840
think it was at Anfield that can
do you see this? 

747
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:47,000
It was like a kid. 
It's like a young fan who I'm 

748
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,800
not 100% sure but might have had
a disability and that's why he 

749
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:55,239
was there and was to take a 
penalty past former Liverpool 

750
00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:58,200
goalkeeper David James, who's 
probably put 50 now. 

751
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,120
And the kid got love him. 
His first penalty, bottom 

752
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,520
corner, decent head David James 
just pass it, tips it past the 

753
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,240
poster like OK, David, he take 
another one here. 

754
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,520
All right, David boom smashes it
away. 

755
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,800
Didn't score. 
The most famous one that's 

756
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,840
Oliver Khan and like 2008 was 
kids were taking penalties 

757
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,360
against them to raise money for 
charity. 

758
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,000
Everyone they scored, he saved 
every one of them. 

759
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,520
That's also like we put your 
mind of do you remember the 

760
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,040
Michael Owen Neville South Hall 
video? 

761
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,000
It's like AI think it's for 
Umbro maybe, or I'm not sure 

762
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,520
what it, but Michael Owens 
pretty young time. 

763
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,280
He's maybe just got into the 
Liverpool team that sort of era.

764
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,320
I'm Neville Southall, the former
Everton keeper is coaching like 

765
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,880
a young teenage goalkeeper and 
the kids are like you can tell 

766
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,360
maybe he plays for a Saturday 
team. 

767
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,160
But Neville says looking moise 
pointers and he's saving shots 

768
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,040
from Michael Owen and Michael 
Owen is like banging them in but

769
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,920
like talking out loud in the 
kids head. 

770
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,560
He's like yes, bottom corner 
strike. 

771
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,280
He just keeps going and Neville 
says falls like Oh well, what is

772
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,480
he says when he puts one in he's
like well done Michael. 

773
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,240
He's 13. 
He keeps roofing the men. 

774
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,560
But we would love to have you as
part of it. 

775
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,680
That would. 
Be I would love to be that would

776
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,480
be genuine because the. 
Balls of that kind of thing is 

777
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,280
like honestly, when I when I 
play in those my I've been I 

778
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,520
want to talk to you about games 
you played in and time you've 

779
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520
been able to do that sort of 
stuff. 

780
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,840
But like even from I'm the first
one I did was against Lemphi 

781
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,080
legends and because I love Irish
league football, I pinch myself 

782
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,960
to I'm like, this is surreal. 
Yeah, and that would the 

783
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,440
Liverpool legends up in Newry 
City And then I get such a buzz 

784
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:39,400
from I get such a buzz. 
Umm, So what was the 1st thing 

785
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,400
you got? 
You got invited to be part of 

786
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,080
whether it was a kick about or 
yeah, going to an event. 

787
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,080
What was the first one? 
We were like God, this is. 

788
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,240
The first thing there wasn't 
even football related though. 

789
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,240
Is this a? 
Football question? 

790
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:49,880
No. 
No it doesn't. 

791
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,000
Need to be because the first 
thing that I was like a wee bit 

792
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,280
out of my depth so weirdly was a
Gary Vaynerchuk interview. 

793
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,080
You know Gary, Gary Vee, he. 
Stole remember a couple of weeks

794
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,920
after we started tea with me, he
started tea with V Did he? 

795
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,080
And I said, listen, Gary, No, he
didn't respond. 

796
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,960
But I said Gary, I tweeted out. 
I tagged him. 

797
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,040
I said, Gary, you watch 
yourself, but it can only be 1. 

798
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,040
He would be last about two 
weeks. 

799
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,480
He got the message or he moved 
on. 

800
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,760
Yeah. 
He probably got the message. 

801
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:22,120
He got a bit scared, yeah, But 
yeah, I actually had a podcast 

802
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,720
years ago about like fantasy 
football and it was run by 

803
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,920
Vayner Media or like Vayner X or
something. 

804
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,240
So like his company? 
Called 1:37 PM. 

805
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,160
It's one of his companies. 
And then through that they were 

806
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,040
like, oh, you want a 30 minute 
interview with Gary type of 

807
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,760
thing. 
So I rock over to the New York 

808
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,800
office and go in and I'm sitting
in his way office talking to 

809
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,840
Gary Vee. 
But it was the first time I'd 

810
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,840
encountered. 
Like before you'd done like, I 

811
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,280
mean the camera stuff. 
I was, I was into that game. 

812
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,600
So rare. 
I've played like the NFT. 

813
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,760
It was during the NFT boom. 
Were you in New York at the 

814
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,360
time? 
I went over to New York for it. 

815
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,480
I was over for something else. 
I went to Miami to go to like a 

816
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,320
match and whatever, but I went 
to New York for a couple of days

817
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,360
and met big Gary Vee. 
But that was a weird one because

818
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,840
it was just like the thing, the 
thing that gets me is I don't 

819
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,160
really get starstruck, 
thankfully. 

820
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,600
And that's just luck of the 
draw, You know, I could have. 

821
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,320
It's not like me trying to be 
cool. 

822
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,280
I really don't. 
I know what you mean. 

823
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,640
Yeah, like I actually. 
Just don't really. 

824
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,600
It's like, how's it going mate? 
The thing that I do get nervous 

825
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,960
about though is like the 
gravity, gravity, gravity, 

826
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,040
gravitas, gravitos. 
What's the word the size of an 

827
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,520
opportunity? 
What's the word? 

828
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,280
Is there a word with gravitas? 
Gravitas of a situation where 

829
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,240
it's like Gary Vaynerchuk, who's
like the biggest grinder and 

830
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,680
hustler in the world and he's 
always at it and he never stops.

831
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,880
If anyone listen doesn't know 
what that was, that was me doing

832
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,080
is. 
Actually, I know it was actually

833
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,720
quite good. 
It wasn't bad, but it's like 

834
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,440
he's took half an hour to his 
super busy schedule and he's 

835
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,840
worth millions to talk to me. 
And it's like if you just go in 

836
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,360
and fumble it and talk shit, I 
don't know. 

837
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,720
It's just like it's more like 
you don't want to waste his time

838
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:53,160
or like when I did the Mbappe 
thing, it's like the size of the

839
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,200
opportunity. 
It's like I have like 7 minutes 

840
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,840
of getting in Bappe. 
If you fuck this up, like the 

841
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,880
contents crap, you're never 
getting in Bappe again. 

842
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,040
You'll never get other. 
But you need. 

843
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:09,480
This needs to be the sort of 
proof case to other players and 

844
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,200
other clubs. 
I can deal with this, so it's 

845
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,800
more like the the size of the 
situation that scares me than 

846
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,640
the. 
Part Gary be was Gary be cool. 

847
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,120
He was really nice, really 
friendly, really present. 

848
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,760
That was what I'd say about him.
He was very present. 

849
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,520
Look me in my eyes for 30 
minutes and talk to. 

850
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,320
Me, I've had that before. 
It's like very successful people

851
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,840
or very well known people where 
they do lock in for a short 

852
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,600
amount of time and in that time 
you feel like nothing else in 

853
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,680
their universe exists bar you. 
It's that ability to make you 

854
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,880
feel like you're the most 
important person. 

855
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,720
Yeah. 
And then it's like done. 

856
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,720
Go to a lot of events and stuff 
in the whole like networking, 

857
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,120
but you're walking on, you're 
talking to people, the worst 

858
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,200
people. 
The people here like looking 

859
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,720
over your shoulder. 
Yes, yes. 

860
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,440
They're talking to you, but 
they're not really they're 

861
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,320
they're looking around who 
they're looking for someone. 

862
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:59,240
Else Zimbabwe thing. 
Zidane was probably the one I 

863
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,840
was most like. 
It's a damn. 

864
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,520
Like that's the one I would have
picked if. 

865
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,880
I know my awkward meetings and 
on story, but I haven't told 

866
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,120
it's it's funny. 
So meets Zadan there, but it's 

867
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,040
like kind of like a wee. 
How's it going? 

868
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,640
Nice to meet you thinking 
there's about six of us standing

869
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,680
around. 
He's 2 agents with him, me, my 

870
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,840
camera guy and one other and he 
only speaks French and Spanish. 

871
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,200
So they're sitting there kind of
chittering away and whatever 

872
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,080
else and I'm kind of catching a 
few words, but they're only like

873
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,600
who do you support? 
So someone's telling Zadan who 

874
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,760
to support and whatever one come
around to me and whatever else. 

875
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,840
And then I kind of at the end of
what I'm like, we're trying to 

876
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,880
again, like, not do the whole 
like starstruck thing and acting

877
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,760
like he's gone, I think. 
Who do you support? 

878
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,640
Yeah, asking Zadan who supports.
And he's just like, you just 

879
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:47,640
look like Real Madrid. 
Yeah, I was like, Oh yeah, yeah,

880
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,040
of course. 
I was kind of thinking more 

881
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,160
like, we local, you know, him to
go like Glen Horne, Lisburn, the

882
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,880
story. 
But no, I just felt like a deck 

883
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,800
in the world. 
But then I think people like 

884
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,880
that probably appreciate more of
a human set. 

885
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,160
Like, yeah, appreciate you. 
Sure, if you're a bit nervous, 

886
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,080
they say it. 
It's better than just being like

887
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,240
like you say like trying to be 
cool or anything like that. 

888
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,120
But in not like the only time 
I've had maybe something like 

889
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,040
that, I've done a lot of stuff 
in the Northern Ireland team and

890
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,640
that's different because is way 
more laid back. 

891
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,440
You're not like someone's like 
when you've 7 minutes with these

892
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,000
guys. 
It's fine. 

893
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,040
They just chat to you've met 
them a lot of times anyway. 

894
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,840
So it's easy. 
But Matt Hummels when Germany 

895
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,600
were here playing, we had like a
case of like you have 5 minutes,

896
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,680
get over here now you 5 minutes 
with him and I and I exactly 

897
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,880
that feeling you had of like 
don't fuck this up. 

898
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,080
Make every question hit, 
establish a connection with them

899
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,480
fast as well. 
And I love that. 

900
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,840
I love the adrenaline of it as 
well. 

901
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:51,520
With someone like say Killian 
and Bobby, is it like cold as in

902
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,240
are you sort of like brought in,
you're like 5 minutes, set the 

903
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:59,360
timer or are they good at? 
It, it depends what can be. 

904
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,640
It depends. 
There's situations where like I 

905
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,720
know when I was at Milan Player 
Access, who was, it was a 

906
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,520
Benicer, someone's agent. 
It was literally like because 

907
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,200
you're told you have 5 minutes 
with five players, blah blah, 

908
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,080
someone will come in and I'll be
grand. 

909
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,920
Some of them you might only use 
4 minutes of them, you might 

910
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,720
take six. 
We try and be strategic with it,

911
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,600
where the last thing is the 
hardest thing for them to walk 

912
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,200
away from to an extent because 
they'll probably be enjoying it 

913
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,760
and I want a finger. 
Trap, yeah. 

914
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,880
But I. 
Don't, said Chinese finger trap.

915
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,560
Is that what that is? 
I don't even know. 

916
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,240
Yeah, probably. 
But sometimes you will get major

917
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,320
going like that's your time, 
time, time and you'll be mid 

918
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,840
shot. 
It's like, well, I thought he 

919
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:45,800
was dead. 
Other times it's so if it's with

920
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,560
so like for example, the Mbappe 
thing was through the brand so 

921
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,240
rare. 
So how that works is so rare. 

922
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:53,040
Have paid probably an extortion 
amount of money for two hours or

923
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,520
4 hours or something of Mbappe's
time. 

924
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,120
He rocks in with millions. 
I don't know. 

925
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,120
I, I think it would be millions.
It's not just for his time, it's

926
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,840
for the brand association and 
for yeah, yeah, yeah, I imagine 

927
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,360
it's millions. 
Anyway, the he rocks up and it's

928
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,560
probably like, right four hours.
Their agent's probably on it. 

929
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,800
But The thing is then it's all 
like so rare to police how they 

930
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,120
use their four hours. 
So they shot a commercial, they 

931
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,040
got them to sign stuff. 
They got photos of them for 

932
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:16,960
their brand. 
They got this. 

933
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,800
And within that it was like, 
John, you're getting 5 minutes 

934
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,280
right now. 
Once you get going, it's harder.

935
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,240
Like if they're like this is 
good shit, they're not going to 

936
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,800
be like, let's call this because
they're not the age and it's 

937
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,840
like good for them too, yes. 
So it depends. 

938
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,160
But the beauty with what we do 
is, and this goes across the 

939
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,520
board with player access. 
I think players are jaded and 

940
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,240
done with what's your goal? 
What's your biggest moment? 

941
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,880
Who's your favourite player I've
ever played Asda Box. 

942
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,200
They're media trained. 
They'll do the same stuff if 

943
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,160
you're going to have them fun, 
for example in Bap Bay. 

944
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,280
I haven't watched that video or 
anyone doesn't have a clue what 

945
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,960
I'm on about. 
Basically I blindfolded a guy 

946
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,200
for like 8 hours and he took it 
off. 

947
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,160
He sat like this for killing 
Mbappe for 5 minutes. 

948
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,400
So Mbappe isn't used to having 
people kidnapped in a blindfold 

949
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,160
in front of them. 
So he walked in the door and it 

950
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,240
wasn't our time but we 
positioned ourselves at the door

951
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,400
so he'd walk in and he'd seen 
him and he was like what's this?

952
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,040
You're like went over him, his 
tickle on his chin and shake his

953
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,520
hand with a blindfold. 
I'm like what the fuck? 

954
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,720
I'm like, this is crazy and he 
thought it was fun. 

955
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,000
And then because he thinks it's 
what everyone in the room is 

956
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,800
like, this is fun, you know what
I mean? 

957
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,080
And they're all like, this is 
great. 

958
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,920
So then he went over and did all
their stuff and then when it was

959
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,400
our time to go over, he's like, 
this is great, right? 

960
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,840
What are we doing? 
And he was bought in. 

961
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,640
He's like, this is class and 
like, I think if we do player 

962
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,440
access with anyone, our thing is
typically fun. 

963
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,680
We'll try and have fun. 
It's a better crack. 

964
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,600
It's a game. 
It's a surprise. 

965
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,800
It's making someone's day. 
It's Anton Gries when dying my 

966
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,800
hair. 
It's it's something fun. 

967
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,680
But they're they'll remember or 
they'll be like, that wasn't 

968
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880
like workout wasn't bollocks 
media training. 

969
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,800
And that stands you in such good
step because they they see you 

970
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,400
again and there's loads of 
people trying to get in a chat 

971
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,920
with them or whatever they go, 
there's that guy that did that. 

972
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,000
Thing, That weird thing. 
Or they tell a teammate. 

973
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,520
Yeah. 
Or viewing with this guy today. 

974
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,400
What? 
Happened the other day. 

975
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,200
I can't name dropping, here we 
go. 

976
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,480
But like honestly, this happened
the other day and I remember 

977
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,840
thinking exactly what you're 
saying. 

978
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:11,040
So Kobe mainly United. 
I kidnapped the taxi driver. 

979
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:14,640
I've usually got a taxi driver. 
Long story short, finally 

980
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,960
supported United, got him to 
drive his state location, asked 

981
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,840
him to put a blindfold on, 
walked him into a building. 

982
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,360
He sat there. 
When he took it off, he sat with

983
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,360
Kobe. 
Man news favourite player. 

984
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,840
Kobe thought that was hilarious.
Thought it was funny. 

985
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:29,520
I happened to be over progressed
at the United SVSFFCSB game. 

986
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,560
The progress team and Cobby's 
walking out and I'm there with 

987
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,440
like, you ever doing something? 
So I'm like trying to shake 

988
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,360
hands. 
The players walk out and he 

989
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,160
comes over and he's like, what's
happening, man? 

990
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,600
Like how's things? 
And ah, and there's just that 

991
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,240
report. 
He remembers you were false. 

992
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,600
You're not just some journalist 
who had the microphone up and 

993
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,960
asked them like. 
Yes, where do you want to be? 

994
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,120
In five years, probably, yeah. 
Yeah. 

995
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,840
So it is. 
It does stand you in good state,

996
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,440
I think. 
And you'll get sometimes after 

997
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,000
the shoots, like the players 
will go and find you on 

998
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,320
Instagram or whatever because 
they're like, he did something 

999
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,920
fun, cool, different that. 
Our class is it when you get 

1000
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,520
when you get it, follow and you 
go, Oh yeah, look at that. 

1001
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,080
I won. 
I'll dropping him, umm, last 

1002
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,920
week and I didn't follow him. 
I'm an appreciator of him, but I

1003
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,760
didn't even think the follow 
Evan Ferguson right in Ireland 

1004
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,000
just out of nowhere just drops a
follow. 

1005
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,840
And I was like, Oh yeah, I just 
love, I just love nice. 

1006
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:22,120
I loved it so much because then 
in my I'm like, he's my mate 

1007
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,040
now. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1008
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,600
Oh yeah. 
Like, Oh yeah, yeah. 

1009
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:25,920
Game. 
Respect game, yeah. 

1010
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,920
But then I don't want to come 
across too strong and because I 

1011
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,680
liked one of his pictures and I 
was like no, no, no, just just 

1012
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,320
chill. 
Just chill. 

1013
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,760
Yeah, like straight away, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1014
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,560
And I was going to do. 
I stopped myself dropping him, 

1015
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,600
you know? 
DM like we love for the season. 

1016
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,080
Brother. 
Yeah, I've been there. 

1017
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:47,960
The ghosted, Yeah. 
Yeah, keep your head up brother.

1018
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,760
We we long move for you in 
January. 

1019
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,280
You'll be banging them in in no 
time. 

1020
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,040
You've got watching you. 
For years, kid, you're going 

1021
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,040
right to the top I. 
Don't think it's all instinct. 

1022
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,480
Make it all instinct. 
Don't overthink it. 

1023
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,320
I think like it is the we follow
and it's like kind of collect 

1024
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,480
them all like Pokémon. 
Do you know what I make my wee 

1025
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:10,040
guilty like thing that I get a 
kick out of now is a. 

1026
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,360
Blindfolded man. 
Blindfolded man, celebrities or 

1027
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,160
footballers, kids asking me for 
a photo or like, recognising me.

1028
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,560
Yeah, that gives me a kick. 
Yeah. 

1029
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,360
This is the most attached from 
reality podcast anyone's ever. 

1030
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,920
Listened. 
But then not because then that's

1031
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,040
the other. 
That's what we're saying about 

1032
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,320
players being like a checker 
deck. 

1033
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,880
Then the the parent or whatever 
is going to is then going to 

1034
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,880
take an interest in you of like 
or want to impress their kids by

1035
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,240
Yeah. 
See your audience. 

1036
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,400
Probably a bit older, but I get 
pensioners. 

1037
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,960
I get loads of like probably 6 
to 14 year olds coming up going 

1038
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,920
crazy at me. 
Yeah, but then if I go to the 

1039
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,240
pub, no one. 
Says right, right, right you're.

1040
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,560
Probably you probably can't go 
for a pint because everyone's 

1041
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,800
like you're a funny guy. 
That's. 

1042
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,800
Not what they say. 
You're not really. 

1043
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,480
Handsome guy. 
No, I know, I know what you 

1044
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,320
mean. 
And I, I realised that my 

1045
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,200
demographics changed slightly 
because last week we did all 

1046
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,800
student union gigs for 
University of Ulster and I was 

1047
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,320
like, demographics changed the 
way. 

1048
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,160
But you know, I was looking at 
the audience like, oh, to me, to

1049
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,200
you guys, sorry, I'm a 79 year 
old man. 

1050
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,800
You know, it's like, I've never 
had that before where I was 

1051
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,240
like, I think I said the phrase 
hello, young people want to walk

1052
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,560
down. 
Oh, you know, my people. 

1053
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,920
Can I ask you before, because I 
want to go back a little bit as 

1054
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:29,000
well about how you got into 
this, but what player have you, 

1055
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,000
who's been the warmest player 
you've met, who's been someone 

1056
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,880
you've met, and when this guy is
just great. 

1057
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:42,120
Oh, there's a few like this is 
the got people always ask who's 

1058
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,800
the next player you've met. 
No one's been a deck like to the

1059
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,360
point that the worst player I've
had was still lovely. 

1060
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,800
But I remember the only reason 
I'd say was bad is it was Tango 

1061
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,360
in the Belly at Napoli. 
But he was lovely, you know what

1062
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,560
I mean? 
He was lovely, but I rocked up 

1063
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,240
and the first thing he said to 
me was like, what time is this 

1064
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:02,640
done? 
I have to come pick up my 

1065
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,840
daughter. 
And I was like, oh shit. 

1066
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,400
I was like, Nah, it's 5 minutes.
If he drives the way he runs, 

1067
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,600
just based on this time it spurs
it probably does take. 

1068
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:16,600
Him just to get your school yeah
he the action patches long off 

1069
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,040
guard by the way so quite often 
I'll like say something they're 

1070
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,880
like oh where you from and then 
they like for some reason give 

1071
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,280
you a bit of a by ball yes, but 
I said him verbatim. 

1072
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,280
I would I went tell you what 
time I give me 5 minutes and you

1073
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,680
won't want to leave. 
It would be my new best mate. 

1074
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,640
Come on, we'll go and play some 
games here, be a bit of crack. 

1075
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,640
And he's like better crack. 
What does that mean? 

1076
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,720
Off you go. 
And he was great, lovely, very 

1077
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,800
present, out of a laugh. 
How'd she exceed later mate? 

1078
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,600
That's as bad as it's been. 
No one's been a Dick. 

1079
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,640
They've all been lovely. 
One who I'd say like I have like

1080
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,720
a nice relationship with is 
Strohenya Pavlovich. 

1081
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,360
He plays for Milan now. 
He's starting centre back. 

1082
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,760
Last few games he's on the bench
for a while. 

1083
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,680
But I met him when I went to 
Salzburg and he was there. 

1084
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,120
But he's just this big lovely 
guy. 

1085
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,200
Very welcome. 
And I was just to be a YouTube 

1086
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,080
there pinging around their 
training ground asking people 

1087
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,640
stuff. 
And then we were waiting on a 

1088
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,400
taxi at the front and he was 
driving out going to like a 

1089
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,480
youth Game Match. 
We wanted. 

1090
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,920
He's going to the match. 
I said, yeah, he's like just 

1091
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,280
want a lift. 
And I said we've ordered an 

1092
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,320
Uber. 
He's like, I don't know where I 

1093
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,080
see you there, whatever. 
Went there and sort of chatted 

1094
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,040
him a bit. 
But like it was a nice kind of 

1095
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,000
another like not a full circle 
moment, but like I went to a 

1096
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,760
Milan game recently and at the 
end had like access in the pitch

1097
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,880
and I went up to he was like, 
oh, what's happening? 

1098
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,880
And like during the EUR he was 
playing and I'd sort of mess and

1099
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,800
be like, ah lad, seen you there.
What a game. 

1100
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,360
And he's like replying like, you
know, just post. 

1101
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,000
I don't know. 
It's just like it felt like it 

1102
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,800
feels like a nice real, yeah, 
yeah thing that's not just like 

1103
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,240
transactional, you know, where 
it's like you come, you make 

1104
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,320
content, you fuck off. 
It's nice whenever it's like, Oh

1105
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,240
no, I'm just a guy too, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1106
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,440
So Pavlovich is probably the one
who have like a soft spot for. 

1107
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,920
I find out with like I think 
when I've have done like support

1108
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,800
or warm up for big name 
comedians, you people go like, 

1109
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,240
who's a Dick? 
Yeah. 

1110
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,400
It would, it's boring how lovely
everybody is, you know, And 

1111
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,640
they're probably successful 
because they are good people. 

1112
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:07,400
They're nice people. 
Umm, I assume like someone gets 

1113
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,720
into what you're doing, they, 
you know, maybe you do a 

1114
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:14,560
journalism degree, you come from
that kind of background and it's

1115
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,520
a, it's a very obvious 
transition into what you're 

1116
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,440
doing, but you're, you're 
bringing in planes and Cork 

1117
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,720
airport. 
I was, yeah, no Runway 35 kid. 

1118
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,440
Now, did you? 
Were you like the guy with the 

1119
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,640
you didn't? 
Do it. 

1120
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,240
You did it with this. 
No, you can tell why I got 

1121
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,040
sacked from City Airport. 
Did you work? 

1122
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,880
There no. 
But look, I don't make. 

1123
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:43,320
Yeah, but you? 
Were you the guy on the ground? 

1124
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,080
No. 
Were you up at Europe? 

1125
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,440
The guitar, yeah, yeah. 
It's telling them to take off 

1126
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,600
land, turn right, climb, 
descend, all that stuff. 

1127
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,280
Did you love that? 
I did genuinely love that. 

1128
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,560
I wouldn't. 
There's no job on this planet 

1129
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:02,640
I'd rather do for someone else. 
I just YouTube kind of took it 

1130
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,400
started off as we said thing and
it got too big to kind of not 

1131
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,160
just go into it full time. 
But what was the point where you

1132
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:13,040
realised you couldn't do both? 
World Cup 2022, it was actually 

1133
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,880
before that. 
To be honest with you, I left my

1134
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,240
job. 
I the thing with air traffic 

1135
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,880
control within Ireland is, I've 
said this before in podcasts, 

1136
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:25,360
but it's like people have jobs. 
Like my partner, she's an 

1137
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,280
engineer, chemical engineer. 
If she leaves that job in a few 

1138
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,680
issues, go back, yeah, might be 
a bit harder, but she'll get 

1139
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,440
recruited, she'll go. 
Somewhere you're in that sector.

1140
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:33,960
Yes, you're title. 
Can just go back. 

1141
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,080
You see with air traffic control
in Ireland, basically what 

1142
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,880
happened was everyone was 
getting trained they're all 

1143
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,600
going off to Dubai or the Middle
East to make a fortune and then 

1144
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,880
they were coming back and the 
Irish aviation three were having

1145
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,320
to train them twice. 
We're training them when they 

1146
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,600
arrive and they were retrain 
them when they. 

1147
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,640
Come back why things cheat like.
Things change policy, 

1148
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,280
procedures, ratings, which is 
like your qualification lapses, 

1149
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,640
loads of things. 
We're getting retrained. 

1150
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,720
And also they were losing staff 
and then having to recruit 

1151
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,200
staff. 
And basically they just said, I 

1152
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,640
don't even, I don't think it 
said on the books, but it's a 

1153
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,760
blanket rule. 
It's like you go, we will never 

1154
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,400
take you back. 
Basically meaning like if you 

1155
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,520
come here, you're here and if 
you go away, we're not taking 

1156
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,280
you back. 
I'd just go on, but we're not 

1157
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,280
taking you back. 
So that kind of meant like if I 

1158
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,600
leave here, I'm done, you know, 
because you can't to come and do

1159
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,560
it in the UK, for example, 
unless you go to like a private 

1160
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,360
airport and like jobs might be 
might come up that often, you 

1161
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,640
might have to go back and train 
and start a lower salary. 

1162
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,520
Long story short, me leaving, 
I'm done. 

1163
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,320
I hand it in my notice one no 
one leaves because of that by 

1164
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,800
the way yeah, jaw breaks or 
anything. 

1165
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,280
No one leaves like no one. 
A few more are starting to 

1166
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,520
leave. 
But anyway, 100 a minute was one

1167
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,680
of like 7000 subscribers and 
that was mental yeah like that 

1168
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,200
was mental, yeah mental, but no 
one leaves. 

1169
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,080
So whenever I did that, they 
were like, we'll give you half 

1170
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,240
time like we'll give you like a 
split thing or whatever yeah, 

1171
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,400
split shifts or whatever it is. 
Can you? 

1172
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,000
Start a mutiny. 
Pretty much honestly, I kind of 

1173
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,840
started and everyone was like, 
OK, maybe if I say I'm going to 

1174
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,280
leave they'll give me that. 
But I did that then for a 

1175
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,480
further six months and then I 
handed him a notice on like the 

1176
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,600
20. 
The straw that broke the camel's

1177
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,440
back was they rostered me for 
Christmas and it was the first 

1178
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,720
Christmas they'd ever rostered 
me for. 

1179
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,320
Now you could argue you were due
one then, but the reality is 

1180
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,360
that there are people who were 
willing to work Christmas 

1181
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,520
because you don't really have to
go in. 

1182
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,360
They're from Cork, it's double 
time deliver on the corner, 

1183
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,520
they're essentially on call for 
the morning. 

1184
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,080
Just don't have a few drinks the
morning in your suite. 

1185
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,720
So I never had to work at 
Christmas because my whole 

1186
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,640
family's up here. 
So I it would always be like 

1187
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,680
send the boys from the north 
home. 

1188
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,040
People in Cork will work it. 
They won't really have to work. 

1189
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,800
Look at double time. 
We're happy the time off, 

1190
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,920
they're happy the double time. 
I got rostered Christmas Eve, 

1191
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,520
Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New 
Year's Day. 

1192
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,680
I just went Nah, fuck that. 
I handed him a notice on the 

1193
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,480
24th of October so that I could 
walk out on Christmas Eve and be

1194
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,200
done. 
So I was. 

1195
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:48,280
Stringer reverse Santa. 
Yeah, one in, one out high 5. 

1196
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,240
That's funny. 
Is Ireland air traffic control a

1197
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:55,840
little bit more laid back? 
No, no, no, I totally air. 

1198
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,320
Traffic, I'd imagine we were 
more casual with it, you know? 

1199
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,760
No, I think it's it's. 
It won't runway Milan. 

1200
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,760
You're like, you just find a 
space, brother, Yeah. 

1201
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:07,840
Brother, it is kind of like, no,
it's, it's very, it's very 

1202
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,400
uniform globally, to be quite 
honest with you. 

1203
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:14,040
There's a lot of very it it 
English is used globally for air

1204
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,600
traffic control, and it's just 
like the same words and the same

1205
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,120
structures and the same way of 
communicating you. 

1206
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,040
Ever, like, is it ever like a 
movie where like there's little 

1207
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,560
calls coming? 
You're like, we've got to do 

1208
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,640
this. 
Go there like. 

1209
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,640
It's it's a fucking hectic job. 
Yeah, they could genuinely is 

1210
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,920
stressful at times. 
Like it's umm, it's, it's what I

1211
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,520
would say is, you know, people 
who work in jobs and they've got

1212
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,960
4000 emails coming in a day. 
That's a chronic stress. 

1213
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,920
And they're getting calls from 
their boss at 9:00 at night and 

1214
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,360
they're having to sort this out 
in deadlines. 

1215
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,120
That's like a chronic stress. 
Air traffic control's like when 

1216
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,240
I'm not at work, I don't think 
about it. 

1217
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,440
I don't care about it. 
No one rings me. 

1218
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,640
No one messes me. 
I don't care. 

1219
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,600
You see, when I walk in and plug
my wee headset in, you're like 

1220
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,720
in, yeah, yeah. 
And you're in for hours. 

1221
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,600
Now, if that's in the winter and
there's no flights, you just 

1222
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,120
chill. 
You might just be chilling. 

1223
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:00,400
But all the time you're sat in 
work maybe 10% of the time is 

1224
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,080
like relatively stressful. 
You're busy. 1% of the time is 

1225
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,160
like holy people could die you. 
Know it's. 

1226
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:08,480
Stressful, but that's like 1% of
you're working on. 

1227
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,680
It's very rare. 
I'd be fucking terrible at that.

1228
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,920
Job. 
Yeah, Not about it. 

1229
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:16,000
Man, I can't concentrate on 
anything like no. 

1230
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,000
I love gaming, right? 
It's kind of like a game in that

1231
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,440
the stakes are pretty high, 
don't get me wrong, but like 

1232
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,200
it's, it's flips around the 
screen. 

1233
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,920
Don't make them hit each other. 
It's like a game. 

1234
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,840
You can't just like exit and not
save it. 

1235
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,360
You know, yeah, you can't just 
restart. 

1236
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,400
I can't like, like I've never 
owned the console in my life. 

1237
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,800
How weird's that I don't have 
the. 

1238
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,320
It's strange to game. 
I can't game. 

1239
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,400
You said you play Football 
Manager. 

1240
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,000
That's on the piece on the mark,
but I mean like I can't like. 

1241
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,000
You can't hold the control. 
You've got an issue with. 

1242
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,680
Thoughts. 
Game like this, don't you? 

1243
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,400
Yeah, because people like 
headset on like that's gaming 

1244
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,760
Football Manager. 
So I'll only play Football 

1245
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,840
Manager if I'm on like a long 
trip, say, like when I was going

1246
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,120
to Dubai there, I'd play in the 
plane there and back. 

1247
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,880
Eh, because it just hit like I 
get bored on planes or I'm going

1248
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,880
to America March, I'll just play
Football Manager. 

1249
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,520
Yeah, every time I'm flying. 
But you know, I don't have the 

1250
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,120
heads. 
I'm, you know, it's a 

1251
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,640
gentleman's game. 
Yeah. 

1252
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,320
Fine gentleman's game, but I 
was. 

1253
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,600
No audio really. 
Is there no new plug in? 

1254
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,800
I've heard of people putting 
audio on for the matches in it, 

1255
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,920
but to me that's like that's a 
bit perverted. 

1256
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,320
I just have like a podcast going
on. 

1257
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,680
I'm just, I'm playing and I 
don't, I don't care about the 

1258
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,840
matches. 
I just want to like, I want to 

1259
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,120
run the club. 
I want to make sure the finances

1260
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,880
are in order. 
I find it to to in the weeds or 

1261
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,360
something. 
And it's very. 

1262
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,000
And I kind of didn't play it 
growing up and then tried to 

1263
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,200
download it like two or three 
years ago and it was like, you 

1264
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,560
know, like hire an assistant 
coaches and this is a nuts. 

1265
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,520
And like, I just thought it was 
like too much to take in. 

1266
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,960
I always needed like a baby 
tutorial and build it up. 

1267
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,240
See, I look for a club I'm I 
look for a club legend like the 

1268
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,000
bringing the system manager, 
because then I can say to the 

1269
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,640
boys like listen, respect them, 
you know. 

1270
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:00,800
Does it work like that in the 
game though? 

1271
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,480
No, there's no function where 
they appreciate you've done 

1272
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,520
that, but. 
In your head. 

1273
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,240
But it's all in my head. 
In the game, it's all in my 

1274
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,920
head. 
Like there's there's things I'll

1275
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,240
be like I'm saying this to the 
boys, but you can't say it. 

1276
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,280
I there's no function say it in 
the game but I feel like 

1277
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,200
somehow. 
They're hearing them. 

1278
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I like asking questions probably

1279
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,120
never been asked before but 
here's a question definitely 

1280
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:29,440
will have been who's a player or
what's an experience that is top

1281
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,080
of your list for something you 
would love to do like do a video

1282
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,080
with. 
OK, well then the top is always,

1283
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,800
you'd guess, number one, it's 
Ronaldo, Messi, because it's 

1284
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:43,200
just like I am very like 
data-driven, YouTube analytics, 

1285
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,520
views, subscribers, whatever 
else. 

1286
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,160
I am all about it. 
And if you get Ronaldo on a 

1287
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:54,440
video, you've completed it. 
Yeah, so Ronaldo, one minute. 

1288
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,360
R9 over Cristiano, but I get. 
But not for a YouTube video. 

1289
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,080
I get what you're saying. 
He doesn't have the same draw 

1290
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,560
and I believe that I would. 
I would. 

1291
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,000
I believe I will get an R9 at 
some stage. 

1292
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,760
I'll meet him at something. 
Yeah, it'll be something. 

1293
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,040
Yeah. 
Cristiano's different gravy. 

1294
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,320
Yeah. 
It seemed messy. 

1295
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,160
Well, let me ask you this then 
say I was able to say I go 

1296
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:16,160
listen after this part, I go 
man, I know Ronaldo. 

1297
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,800
Yeah. 
And I show you on my phone all 

1298
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,760
these like weird. 
He comes all my gigs and 

1299
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,320
disguises and stuff. 
I go fly over. 

1300
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,520
Can get you 5 minutes with him. 
Yeah, but it's quick turn 

1301
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,600
around. 
What are you going to do? 

1302
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,240
With Ronaldo, Yep, I know 
exactly what I'm going to do. 

1303
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,600
I'm going to take someone, I'm 
going to throw them in a 

1304
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:38,560
blindfold to meet Cristiano 
Ronaldo. 

1305
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,440
I've had a few, there's a few 
really good ideas I've got at 

1306
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,400
the minute, yeah that are 
cooking for different things, 

1307
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,960
but none that I could do a tight
turn around with Cristiano in 5 

1308
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,320
minutes. 
It feels like, like if I like 

1309
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,160
the possibilities feel kind of 
endless for what you do. 

1310
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:56,160
And there's so many leagues and 
clubs and players that it must 

1311
00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:01,440
be hard to like, work out your 
focus for like, you know? 

1312
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,520
Because like you could just, I 
don't know, there's just so much

1313
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,200
to me that you could advance 
currently going on. 

1314
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,720
Yeah, there's, there's clubs and
players and there's always 

1315
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,160
something happening. 
So you must, it must be from the

1316
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,560
start. 
You were probably thinking when 

1317
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,800
you started this, like, you 
know, anything you were offered,

1318
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,600
you're like, this would be 
great. 

1319
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,800
You jump on it. 
But now you're obviously in the 

1320
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,440
territory of turning things 
down. 

1321
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,000
Yeah. 
And. 

1322
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,320
That's very recent, like 
literally in the last, I'd say 

1323
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,440
two or three months because it 
goes. 

1324
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,400
Against like you feel weird 
turning anything down because 

1325
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,640
you go, I need this thing to 
survive. 

1326
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:35,400
I need to be saying yes. 
To say no feels it's scary. 

1327
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,800
Like it's definitely scary the 
first times you start to do it. 

1328
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,680
I think like having an agent 
helps there. 

1329
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,120
That's why an agent exists. 
It sounds so wanky, but like the

1330
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,120
reality, I think in the it's 
particularly in the last few 

1331
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,360
months, I don't know if it's off
the back I went in the Tech Talk

1332
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:53,160
award or the Mbappe video. 
The reality is as well, since 

1333
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,640
like August, I think it was 
July, we celebrated a million 

1334
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,360
subscribers. 
We had like 3 million yesterday.

1335
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,120
There's a big difference there 
in terms of like demand. 

1336
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:05,280
So like right now I am like, I'm
not sure when I say like I am 

1337
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,560
like there's, there's, there's 
too much I can't. 

1338
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,120
Do that, no. 
No. 

1339
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,640
And the problem in this industry
is like people will give me like

1340
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,240
48 hours notice or they'll ask 
me do you want to do this with 

1341
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,800
such and such? 
And I'll be like, yes, but we 

1342
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,080
don't have a date. 
I'm like, great. 

1343
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,560
But then they'll all come back 
with the same date. 

1344
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,120
Yeah, it's it's an absolute 
nightmare. 

1345
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:25,400
So then even trying to plan, 
you're like your next two weeks.

1346
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,440
I don't even know what I'm doing
next week. 

1347
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,000
Like, I don't know what I'm 
doing next week. 

1348
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,400
But there's about four things 
that could be happening, yeah. 

1349
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,800
One involves going to Dortmund, 
ones in America, ones in in. 

1350
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,960
Dortmund. 
Dortmund. 

1351
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,640
Do you like Dortmund or 
Dortmund? 

1352
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,560
Yes, Dortmund. 
It's not with Dortmund, it's 

1353
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,480
with a player do. 
You play for Dortmund. 

1354
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,800
And he plays for Dortmund. 
Do that, do it. 

1355
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,840
I'm waiting on him to confirm 
with me. 

1356
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,600
We're trying. 
So this is where I'd love to see

1357
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,800
it going, right? 
We do things that are a bit mad 

1358
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,840
and a bit different and where I 
wanted to go, I think with the 

1359
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,160
likes of Fernaldo starting 
YouTube, more footballers and 

1360
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,080
YouTube, what I want to be, you 
see, whenever you go through a 

1361
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,240
brand, the brand's going to have
some sort of creative brief and 

1362
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,160
they're going to like 9 times 
out of 10, they will dictate 

1363
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,720
what you have to do or like. 
They'll, they won't give you 

1364
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,880
creative control and they'll be 
overbearing and they'll be 

1365
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,320
things that you have to fit in 
and tag lines and this is and 

1366
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,640
that and whatever. 
If you go through a league, you,

1367
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,400
you and you want a player, 
you'll probably have to include 

1368
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,960
a minimum of like 3 or 4 clubs 
so that it's league content, not

1369
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,560
club content. 
If you go through a club, you'll

1370
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,080
probably have to include three 
or four players. 

1371
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,080
So it's not player content. 
It's like it's just there's 

1372
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,680
always an issue, always a 
problem. 

1373
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,320
See if you can just go to a 
player and be like, mate, let's 

1374
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,200
make a video. 
Yeah. 

1375
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,200
Then you just get to do whatever
the fuck you want. 

1376
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,200
Yeah, because the players there 
and they're like a game. 

1377
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,640
So that said, what I would love 
to do is build more 

1378
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,720
relationships directly with 
players to be like, what's the 

1379
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,400
crack mate with this video idea?
You up for it? 

1380
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,960
And then yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
sweet. 

1381
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,520
And and and we live in the time 
where, like you say, like 

1382
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,040
Ronaldo started, but those 
players have their own YouTube 

1383
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,240
channels, yeah, where they want 
that's. 

1384
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,440
Where it's mutually beneficial 
now. 

1385
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:02,240
Like we like I saw like a 1% 
glimpse of we were in Dubai 

1386
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,200
Precision FC. 
You're a team out there and 

1387
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,200
there's loads of like ex Premier
League players that play for 

1388
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,560
them, Jamie Ward, Revell 
Morrison, Harry Order. 

1389
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,840
And we were overdoing a gig and 
shot like a video messing about 

1390
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,080
with them. 
And the players are going like, 

1391
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,040
hey, will you tag me in it? 
And you feel weird that they're 

1392
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,400
at, you're like, surely you 
don't care about this. 

1393
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,000
And they're like, no, make sure 
you tag me. 

1394
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,680
The thing is that YouTube in 
particular is such a like a lot 

1395
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,480
of people listen this. 
Again, talking to demographics, 

1396
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,080
a lot of people listen to this 
might watch YouTube, but there 

1397
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,280
might be of kids who watch 
YouTube. 

1398
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,560
Yeah. 
The thing with YouTube is, it's 

1399
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:40,880
so it's such an art in terms of 
the algorithm and how you build 

1400
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,680
a video and how the video is 
titled and thumbnailed and the 

1401
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,920
structure of the intro and the 
structure of the video that it's

1402
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,800
like you look at Ronaldo and you
look at his channel, right? 

1403
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,600
He has millions of subscribers 
off the bat and his videos are 

1404
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,920
getting millions because it's 
Ronaldo. 

1405
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,000
The videos are actually made 
really poorly from a YouTube 

1406
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,880
standpoint. 
And The thing is that they go 

1407
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:03,600
out and they'll get 50 million 
views because it's Ronaldo that 

1408
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:07,360
it looks like a success when the
reality is he could get 500 

1409
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:09,360
million or you know what I mean,
50 million. 

1410
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,400
So it's that opportunity cost. 
It's, it's the same with a lot 

1411
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,480
of the point is that there's a 
lot of these footballers who 

1412
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,400
come in and they're like, I'm a 
footballer. 

1413
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,720
And they'll go and they'll try 
this YouTube thing and they'll 

1414
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,440
start a video wrong. 
They'll package it wrong, 

1415
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,040
they'll title it wrong. 
And you're talking legitimate 

1416
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,840
Premier League players sticking 
out a vlog and getting like 

1417
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,320
10,000 views. 
That's mad because they don't 

1418
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,840
know YouTube. 
So that's where it's weirdly, I 

1419
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,960
think there's opportunity for 
you to present me in football 

1420
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,640
where it's like, I already have 
millions of subscribers and I 

1421
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,760
know how to get views. 
So like, let me come and shoot 

1422
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,160
with you. 
I've got millions of views for 

1423
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,280
us and tell me, won't subscribe 
to you. 

1424
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,720
And then you're getting massive 
access, like behind the scenes 

1425
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:50,440
with big players, but in a 
really weird way when you assume

1426
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,680
they need nothing because they 
have everything. 

1427
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,720
They don't know YouTube, but 
they all want bigger social 

1428
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,800
medias now because Gen Z and 
where football's going. 

1429
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,800
And gets them a move. 
The places the. 

1430
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,160
Difference of a club going well.
Look. 

1431
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,760
Look at this guy's profile. 
And a lot more than we're 

1432
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,480
thinking after football, they're
doing, you know, they're being 

1433
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,600
advised by their agency and 
they're a bit younger. 

1434
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,320
If they're younger, they're 
probably watching TikTok and 

1435
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,920
they're watching YouTube and on 
their Snapchat. 

1436
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,400
Yeah. 
So they want a bit of that. 

1437
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,200
How do they get that? 
So there's a lot to it. 

1438
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:20,360
I've got a series pitch for you.
It's called We take Shame. 

1439
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,800
It's called. 
Takes you in the matches. 

1440
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,120
OK. 
And I pick matches I want to go 

1441
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:24,800
to. 
Yeah. 

1442
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,600
Look, sometimes it's not even 
filmed, but you just send me. 

1443
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,800
I just take. 
The game and then you can text 

1444
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,880
me and how? 
How was it now It was unreal. 

1445
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,960
Here's the games. 
I want to go to any Dortmund 

1446
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,920
game and be in the Yellow Wall. 
You want to be in the Yellow 

1447
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:38,840
Wall, yes. 
Right. 

1448
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,080
I want to well near I don't know
how I wrote it. 

1449
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,120
I don't want like the only one 
like pushing like push me. 

1450
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,400
I think you look quite German. 
I think it's 100. 

1451
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,800
Percent. 
Yeah, there's no. 

1452
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,400
Issue that night I just don't 
speak and you'll be. 

1453
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,040
Fine. 
I want to go to the Barker Real 

1454
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,440
Derby. 
Yeah, I want to go to that. 

1455
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,880
I want to go to. 
I've never been to a league 

1456
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,440
game. 
I'll probably want to go, unless

1457
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,160
not the game it was. 
I probably want to go to 

1458
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,880
Classical. 
Yeah, I'm not lying. 

1459
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,200
Probably want to go to that. 
I've never been to an Italian 

1460
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,600
game, so I'd like to go to Roma 
Latio. 

1461
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,360
Roma Latio. 
But like again, away from. 

1462
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,120
Not Sancero Lenter. 
Milan Derby. 

1463
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,920
As a sancer getting ripped down 
or something. 

1464
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,960
No, but I think I think enter or
building their own stadium. 

1465
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,040
OK. 
OK, I'll go. 

1466
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:26,640
I'll go. 
I'll. 

1467
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:30,800
Go OK, I have to. 
Go Milan Derby and then let me 

1468
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:36,600
see one more Celtic Rangers a 
game. 

1469
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,280
Yep, I think. 
And I want to build like. 

1470
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,560
I want us to build like a 
separate part of the stadium, 

1471
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,840
like a neutral stand, like. 
So this. 

1472
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:50,400
Up really had like almost out of
the stadium. 

1473
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,360
We're very high, OK, You know, 
like those. 

1474
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,600
Well, I just got us a blimp. 
Just hot air balloon hovering 

1475
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,400
over the stadium, right? 
That'll be ideal. 

1476
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,960
But yeah, I want to go to some 
games. 

1477
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,440
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1478
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:02,440
Cool. 
And I'll. 

1479
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,000
Yeah. 
I'll I'll get working on the 

1480
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
series. 
I'll just be there. 

1481
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,600
I don't really know what I'm 
doing or I don't know what's 

1482
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,720
different. 
There's no angle to it. 

1483
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,080
Yeah, it's just like I'm like, 
Oh yeah, I'm at the game here 

1484
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,520
and then shots me with thumbs up
the camera. 

1485
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,160
And I'll just put up like a wee 
post been like, he said. 

1486
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,560
It wasn't a speedy baser, man. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1487
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,440
Just quote me on that. 
It was it was good it. 

1488
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,920
Was good, he said. 
The football was really good. 

1489
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,400
I love if I was in your 
position, I would just, I'd be 

1490
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,120
just looking so much like 
football gear. 

1491
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,480
So what I what I got to be bit 
of a horn for to be honest with 

1492
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:35,120
you, is I like have a run a joke
with my mate. 

1493
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,200
I work with you, give me we look
there, but I do have we horn for

1494
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:43,360
this, the just collecting random
stuff like and I say this is the

1495
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,040
attic, this is the attic, 
because what I love this one. 

1496
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:48,040
I love the idea of and this is 
it isn't why I do it all not 

1497
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,360
that savvy, but like a big thing
I love about it is I love the 

1498
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,280
idea. 
Can you imagine? 

1499
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:53,440
You mean you mentioned that 
treasure chest? 

1500
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,640
Treasure chest in my day as. 
Well So what I picture is 

1501
01:07:55,640 --> 01:08:00,960
imagine now having a treasure 
chest of random sign stuff and 

1502
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:05,640
memorabilia from games in the 
90s or early 2000s, sign shirts 

1503
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,280
from players of the time and. 
Wouldn't sell one of them. 

1504
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:13,480
It's exactly so I'm currently 
making that chest and my plan is

1505
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,240
like with my son and other kids 
are having all whenever they're 

1506
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,560
like 25. 
She's been like, look at this 

1507
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,399
cool shit. 
Have you, the players you've 

1508
01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:21,319
been doing stuff with it? 
Why are we talking like like 

1509
01:08:21,319 --> 01:08:23,520
this is like, not like. 
See the players you've been 

1510
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,760
doing? 
Is it because I mentioned Horn? 

1511
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:25,600
Have you? 
I think so. 

1512
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,120
Have you been getting them to 
sign stuff? 

1513
01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:29,240
Yes, Yeah. 
Do you know? 

1514
01:08:29,319 --> 01:08:29,800
No. 
Did you get? 

1515
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,880
Anything sent from Sadat? 
No, yes, Mbappe, no Garfield. 

1516
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:40,319
Yes, Mbappe 1 killed who? 
So what I try and get them to do

1517
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:43,120
is I'll say like, can you write 
like 2 John or something? 

1518
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,040
Because I want it to be like, 
this is for me. 

1519
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,720
Yes, I'm not reselling this. 
Yes. 

1520
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,359
So like the Mbappe, there's 
another one's like 2 John, it's 

1521
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,040
easy or whatever. 
And then the problem with the 

1522
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,319
Mbappe 1 is so this is where 
like brands and whatever's come 

1523
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:58,240
in and it melts me. 
So with Mbappe, we pitched an 

1524
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,080
idea which was like Mbappe semi 
YouTube plaque or like, it'll 

1525
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,399
take him 10 seconds and it's 
done. 

1526
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,840
And his team were like, it's not
enough upside. 

1527
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:06,160
We want bigger videos or 
whatever. 

1528
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,399
And I'm like, promise, you're 
giving us no time. 

1529
01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:10,479
So it's like we need things that
are like him doing an action and

1530
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,120
then I can tell the story, 
building up to it. 

1531
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But they said no to it because 

1532
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,120
they said no to it. 
It meant that if on the day I'd 

1533
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,680
went and asked them to sign 
something, it would look like I 

1534
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:19,720
was going over their head. 
Yeah. 

1535
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:21,319
Yeah, yeah. 
But then there were other people

1536
01:09:21,319 --> 01:09:23,040
on the day getting stuff signed.
Yeah. 

1537
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,960
But like, I kind of felt like if
I had went and got stuff signed,

1538
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,040
it would have looked like I was 
undermining them. 

1539
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,439
You. 
Maybe burn a relationship there 

1540
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:30,600
or. 
Yeah, so I just didn't. 

1541
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,640
So when I'm not being got 
nothing signed, but it's a Dan 

1542
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:37,600
Beale, obviously a Cobbie 
Manning, Griezmann. 

1543
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,640
I think I was like random have 
so many re random ones who I 

1544
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,800
like them just as much so 
because I've worked with the 

1545
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,479
player. 
Yeah, actually one of Evan 

1546
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,640
Ferguson. 
I love what you did at the at 

1547
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,160
the ballandoor ceremony with 
your shoes. 

1548
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:52,960
Yes, that's a great video just 
getting a pair of classic 

1549
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,760
football boots turned into a 
pair of shoes. 

1550
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,080
Belfast to the ballandores, that
what you? 

1551
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,880
Got city heel bar Yeah, shout 
out the boys and it's Queen St. 

1552
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,560
There's a pair of. 
Boots I'm trying to get for this

1553
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,040
game. 
We're going to play this charity

1554
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,720
and we're going to play and I 
told Paul that Price guy about 

1555
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,800
it and Paul's kind of guy. 
You mentioned anything he goes, 

1556
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,520
I'll get that done. 
And you're I'm like, you can't 

1557
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,640
get these boots. 
It's a challenge. 

1558
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:16,920
That the original R 998 right? 
Brazil colours, yes. 

1559
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,680
I was like. 
You cannot do it, but he's often

1560
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,320
a mission. 
That I'd love the Ronaldinho. 

1561
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,840
Can always remember the ones 
where you like. 

1562
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,720
Take some of the case, then 
start kicking the original. 

1563
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,480
Temp tempos, yeah. 
But I had a story kind of on 

1564
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:32,040
this recently and that game in 
like November, the charity game,

1565
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,480
I had November, October, the 
Roberto Carlos one for it. 

1566
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:39,880
I had bought a pair of new Total
90's, the gold kind of golden, 

1567
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:46,560
golden like silver, yeah, copper
Total 90s and was wearing them. 

1568
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,040
I'm not joking. 
You see, after runner and I 

1569
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,800
played the game in them, I 
played 1/2 in them. 

1570
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:55,840
They so there's a thing with 
like Nike, the way they used to 

1571
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:58,480
make their shoes and strangely 
someone told me this like the 

1572
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:00,440
week before and I didn't put two
and two together at my entry. 

1573
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,920
It was the guy in the city heel 
bar told me when I was in 

1574
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,440
getting the football boots made,
the football boots made into 

1575
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,560
shoes. 
He was saying to me about like 

1576
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,760
how people bring in things to 
get refurbished and it can't be 

1577
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,320
done. 
Basically, a lot of companies 

1578
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,960
back in like the 90s used to use
this stuff that's almost like a 

1579
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:18,160
foam that it hardens into like a
shoe material, right? 

1580
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,360
Whatever. 
But over time, it degrades the 

1581
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,520
point it becomes like mushy 
foam, right? 

1582
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,200
So you can actually just scrape 
the shoe away. 

1583
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,480
It's really hard to describe, 
almost like, you know that sound

1584
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,960
that like kids get in the bath. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1585
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,400
I don't it just mushes away 
right. 

1586
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,320
I thought nothing of this one 
didn't run around these Nike 

1587
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:36,480
shoes. 
I had AI had A and free kick to 

1588
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:40,240
warm up whatever and like the 
shoe like cracked and it was 

1589
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:43,760
like foam almost like yeah, I 
need to show you this is really 

1590
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,920
crap for someone listen, but 
like they just felt a mush. 

1591
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,160
Yeah, I bought a pair of Valley 
Express told us in the pub 

1592
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,640
before of the remake of those 
Brazil ones, so that, you know, 

1593
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,880
the nightbots that had like, 
almost the ankle sock built in. 

1594
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,880
Yeah, that's all. 
I could get an award down at the

1595
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,400
spa field here for a game 
against shorts. 

1596
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,080
We're playing a plan for 
Hollywood playing League game, 

1597
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,200
and I was, I guess we create a 
summer's day. 

1598
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,480
Got them on a few boys in their 
team. 

1599
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,640
We're looking over at the warm 
up like he must be a player. 

1600
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:16,160
I'm like until the game starts, 
you change your mind and but I 

1601
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:19,040
was like, because it when you're
wearing those boots, you're 

1602
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,160
sending out a statement and that
is I am not good enough to be 

1603
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,800
wearing these, but just let me 
have it. 

1604
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,840
Yeah. 
So I get the ball as like 3 

1605
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,640
minutes into the game and I'm 
playing wide on the right and I 

1606
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,160
like get the ball and loads of 
space and start going up the 

1607
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,760
line. 
And I was like, God, no one's 

1608
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:36,160
coming here. 
So I turn it into a Sprint and 

1609
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:39,480
the boot just like a muppet's 
mouth, just like completely 

1610
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,360
opened. 
I got these off Aliexpress for 

1611
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:44,480
like £25, but just like 
completely like this. 

1612
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,760
So I'd like kick it, use my 
sock, kick it in my sock. 

1613
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:50,800
And then someone threw tape. 
So I had to tape it and it was 

1614
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,120
the sadest sight of all. 
I had to tape it up until the 

1615
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,680
end of the half and it was just.
Like everyone else, left pitch 

1616
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:58,240
was bossing. 
Oh. 

1617
01:12:58,720 --> 01:12:59,640
Man. 
You know what I mean? 

1618
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,680
Everyone was bossing. 
Yeah, and then luckily I had a 

1619
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,800
spare pair of boots was able to 
put on but but I like football 

1620
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,120
gear is my. 
Is here we top sure. 

1621
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,080
Thing and. 
That's all I'm saying, though, 

1622
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,720
is like a price bag goes and 
sorts you out or whatever, you 

1623
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,200
could be in trouble because the 
boots from that area are quite 

1624
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,600
often aren't made to be worn 
anymore. 

1625
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,480
They've just degraded. 
So they're like a nice thing to 

1626
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,880
have. 
But like, now I have a pair of 

1627
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:24,440
total 90s that are mashed up. 
Yeah, from paying 45 minutes 

1628
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,440
football. 
I did that. 

1629
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:28,080
I was buying legit pairs that 
were really all with a bit of 

1630
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,960
damage to try and get them fixed
up. 

1631
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,160
And like you say, you take them 
to places or like there's not 

1632
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,320
these are so badly made. 
Yeah, there's nothing. 

1633
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,480
And I hate modern boots. 
Some of them. 

1634
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:43,720
I've got a new pair recently. 
They're kind of like I, I love 

1635
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,880
the idea of like playing at 
stadiums, doing all that kind of

1636
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:50,000
stuff. 
I wonder is I always talk about 

1637
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,680
soccer rate as being like, yeah,
if I could do anything. 

1638
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,720
That's it. 
It would be like I'm a celeb. 

1639
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:59,320
No. 0 interest 00 not for years 
and 0 interest less than 0 No. 

1640
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,520
No, No. 
I'd love to do like game shows. 

1641
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,360
Your own concept or exist. 
Go on. 

1642
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:06,800
I'd love to just go on game 
shows. 

1643
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:09,560
See basically. 
People on point this and all I'm

1644
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,360
like. 
I'm not quite smart enough to do

1645
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,080
like certain ones, but I think I
give like the weakest like a 

1646
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,480
good crack or like, but like, 
the chase is not for me. 

1647
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:21,560
You see, if you start asking me 
about like 1842 poetry, I'm not 

1648
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,000
there. 
But like, I don't know, I think 

1649
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,760
I'd love the cube. 
That's all like balancing weird 

1650
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,240
stuff that's not. 
I'd love that. 

1651
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,480
Takeshi's Castle like a runner. 
But this is yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1652
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:33,640
Takeshi's castle. 
Imagine. 

1653
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,320
I always wondered how more 
injuries in that probably more 

1654
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:38,600
injuries were. 
Yeah, they're just covering it 

1655
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:39,240
up. 
Different time. 

1656
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,880
Remember they're running across 
the stones. 

1657
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:43,440
Oh yeah, I remember the one 
where it was like a beehive cone

1658
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,720
from above and you'd see it. 
So it was like a, it was like 

1659
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,560
little pentagons right from 
above. 

1660
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,640
And they're these like 3 big 
hairy guys in it. 

1661
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,480
And they had like black tar on 
their hands and you just had to 

1662
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:55,000
run through random doors and try
to get the other side. 

1663
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,760
But you could open a door and 
there would just be a big hairy 

1664
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,720
guy there, but like Black Town, 
and he'd stick in your face and 

1665
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,000
that's what you're put out. 
Some people might want that 

1666
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,360
door, you know, they're like no,
no, no, I knew what I was doing 

1667
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,440
here. 
The the one. 

1668
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:06,320
I love this when you the run and
jump through. 

1669
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,600
The door, I was amazing. 
Some of them. 

1670
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,200
Are. 
You have to do all. 

1671
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,680
You'd be half. 
What I love is they just sent 

1672
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,720
it. 
They said that I'd be walking up

1673
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,880
and like kicking it. 
You know, and Craig Charles 

1674
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,520
commentary on that brilliant. 
He's. 

1675
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:20,000
What a wasik. 
That wasn't what he used to say.

1676
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:24,440
Would you drink? 
Would you want to like create 

1677
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:30,880
your own thing, like a like a 
series, like a show, like 

1678
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,320
something you know, because 
you're you're involved in long 

1679
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,120
form content. 
We've done some spin off type 

1680
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,680
things like as a Patreon special
like we've done Who Wants to Be 

1681
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:40,360
a Millionaire with. 
Comedians, which was. 

1682
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,720
So much fun, yeah, and stars in 
your eyes and things like that. 

1683
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,520
But we've talked before about 
like, is there like an original 

1684
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,160
thing that we could? 
What would you do? 

1685
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,960
We could. 
Do I just wonder is like? 

1686
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,760
If I had an idea, yeah, I don't 
really have an idea though. 

1687
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,000
The thing is as well as like I 
am very much like a YouTube. 

1688
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,920
So it's like to try and take 
that to like traditional TV and 

1689
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,600
it would be weird. 
So for me we need to be like 

1690
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,600
optimal for like YouTube. 
That's what I mean, Yeah, yeah, 

1691
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,720
yeah. 
Do you know this isn't something

1692
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:08,560
I want to do? 
So here's the problem, right 

1693
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,880
with what we do at the minute. 
Everything's such big ideas and 

1694
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:15,200
like we have really good ideas 
and we hold ourselves to that 

1695
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,880
standard that it means there's 
loads of ideas and I'm like, 

1696
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,480
I'll be fun, but it's like it's 
not. 

1697
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,360
We can't make it, but I think 
someone else should. 

1698
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,400
Something that I thought is very
funny. 

1699
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,240
There was a guy when I lived in 
Cork, there was a guy and this 

1700
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:29,840
used to crack me up, right. 
I might be get it wrong of a 

1701
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,160
feeling His name was Richie 
Roast. 

1702
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:32,760
Now I have no idea what this 
guy's I haven't seen Richie 

1703
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,960
roast Richie roasts or something
right. 

1704
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,680
I might be making this up. 
Someone listen. 

1705
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,640
Well, I've heard of this guy, 
whatever that might have even 

1706
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:43,120
been his name, but he was this 
guy from Cork and I used to go 

1707
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,040
around, I think it was around 
just at the back of COVID. 

1708
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,520
He would he'd go. 
He used to take a food reviews, 

1709
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:52,120
but he did this thing where like
every Sunday he'd go to some 

1710
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,840
randomers gaffe and eat their 
Sunday dinner. 

1711
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,360
So you'd have these weak cork 
mommies making a Sunday dinner 

1712
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:03,120
and he's sitting there going 
like like to the camera like 

1713
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:06,440
roasties are a bit soggy. 
You know, the carrots are good 

1714
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,120
that you know, 7 out of 10 or 
whatever and the whole family 

1715
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:10,880
would invite him around. 
Then he'd go round his wee shirt

1716
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,800
and eat, eat, eat the roast. 
That's brilliant. 

1717
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,960
It's hilarious. 
I like the idea within football 

1718
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,880
being like going around rating 
people's like football days out 

1719
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,760
or away days. 
Yeah, maybe you're. 

1720
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:22,040
Home games better like you go 
with proper fans, you go and 

1721
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:25,440
have a few tins here and then we
go here and we grab a Curry and 

1722
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:28,640
then we do this then we what pub
do you go to like I'd love to 

1723
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,640
see like what's your football 
day yes and do that multiple 

1724
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:32,640
clubs. 
Yeah. 

1725
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,680
Probably it's a game with what 
we do, the beauty with what I do

1726
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,000
and the curse. 
But it's definitely the beauty 

1727
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,600
and the reason I love what I do 
is that genuinely anyone can 

1728
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:44,000
watch the stuff I make. 
It's not about football, it's 

1729
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,360
loosely based on football. 
It's not about results, not 

1730
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:47,800
about players. 
You don't need any prior 

1731
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:50,640
knowledge. 
You can be any age and something

1732
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:54,160
like 30% of reviewers are 
female, which is quite high in 

1733
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:59,880
the football, which is great. 
Anyone can watch it. 

1734
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,080
And that for that reason we 
wouldn't do something like that 

1735
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,600
because I'm not going to a 
Plymouth game and doing that 

1736
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,920
because it alienates everyone 
who doesn't give a shit about 

1737
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,160
Plymouth, right? 
I'm not going. 

1738
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,760
I'm not even doing it United 
because. 

1739
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,520
It's only United. 
Fans, only United fans and it's 

1740
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,800
you need to sort of context 
around that. 

1741
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:16,520
Can I pitch you an idea? 
Pitch me the idea. 

1742
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,360
I want to give you this 
disclaimer. 

1743
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,240
My family do this all the time. 
I get pitched a million ideas, 

1744
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,800
me and Alex and the rest of my 
team, Jacob and Seb and the guys

1745
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,360
I work with. 
We have a great relationship 

1746
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:30,880
where we know we know that 99% 
of ideas are a no. 

1747
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,280
This is this is my family can't 
take it. 

1748
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:35,560
My girlfriend can't take it when
she says this is a great idea. 

1749
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,320
And I go Nope. 
And she's like, why? 

1750
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,520
I'm like, well, because the 
packaging is not right. 

1751
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,000
Or what's your retention 
strategy of all this shit? 

1752
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:44,560
I've thought about it to me, but
I'm just telling you I've 

1753
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,360
thought about all I'm very 
likely to say. 

1754
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,720
Does this not look like who 
spends a lot of time thinking 

1755
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:49,520
about retention? 
See if this. 

1756
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:53,040
Is going to be me sending you to
games you. 

1757
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,160
Send me to the Man United 
Megastore with the ground. 

1758
01:18:56,880 --> 01:19:01,120
Here's the catch of new video I 
just come back and tell you. 

1759
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,440
Right, you get access to a 
player. 

1760
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,480
Yep. 
Doesn't matter who the player 

1761
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:11,040
is, OK matters. 
Yeah, probably. 

1762
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,800
The player is messy. 
OK. 

1763
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,680
Right. 
You're going fuck, what am I 

1764
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,040
going to do? 
What's the angle of it? 

1765
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,880
You want me to be a yes man here
before you get into this? 

1766
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:22,560
No. 
OK. 

1767
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,040
You want to be trouble. 
Never. 

1768
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:28,680
It's about like sentimental 
items. 

1769
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,520
OK. 
So the game is called something 

1770
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,000
like Smashed It. 
OK. 

1771
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:34,640
Something like that. 
Don't worry, don't. 

1772
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,320
Worry I need here what the game 
is before I see if it's a good 

1773
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:41,160
name, OK. 
You bring a sentimental valuable

1774
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,560
item. 
Of mine. 

1775
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:47,240
Yes, the player you arranged to 
have some sort of sentimental 

1776
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,960
item of his, but obviously it 
can be in Bel, you know? 

1777
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,360
It's like messy World Cup 
battle. 

1778
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,560
A replica of all of an award 
he's won OK, but maybe not the 

1779
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,400
medal want like more of like a 
trophy or a plaque We're. 

1780
01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,600
Gonna be kicking balls these 
are. 

1781
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:05,080
Top of the crossbar. 
I just knew it right top of the 

1782
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,360
crossbar. 
That's it. 

1783
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,560
On them you just take shots and 
hit each others. 

1784
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,680
Try to smash it and break it. 
Do you know what? 

1785
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:15,480
I'll tell you something. 
It needs fleshed out, but 

1786
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,680
there's something on it because 
there's stakes. 

1787
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,240
The stakes are that your thing 
is broken, which is good for 

1788
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:22,800
YouTube. 
It's an insight into a big 

1789
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,160
footballer's life and they're 
sentimental. 

1790
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,720
Items show the videos. 
Here's the thumbnail. 

1791
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:30,640
That's why Smashed it's good. 
Do you know the first thumbnails

1792
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,800
are going away from that? 
Right. 

1793
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:35,200
The overly embellished shocked. 
Fees, then it is. 

1794
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,440
I don't know, I'm trying what 
that thumbnail would be. 

1795
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:43,320
But yeah, we probably do that as
a short. 

1796
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:44,440
We wouldn't do that as long 
form. 

1797
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:49,280
I want pitched it as a short. 
I think it's a good short. 

1798
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:50,200
I think there's something in 
that. 

1799
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:53,640
This is Massey's World Cup medal
and today I'm going to try and 

1800
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,280
break it. 
That's probably how it would go.

1801
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:59,080
Flip it today I'm going to break
Lionel Messi's World Cup medal. 

1802
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:02,200
And then Messi, they're going 
like park. 

1803
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,760
OK. 
Yeah, or whatever. 

1804
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:07,200
He's he's your YouTube, eh? 
You've had your YouTube pluck 

1805
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,600
sign by certain people. 
Yeah, there. 

1806
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:10,760
Yeah, the plaque could be a good
one. 

1807
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,880
Yeah, There are things you do, 
people. 

1808
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:15,760
I'd love to get to the scale one
day where you could do stuff. 

1809
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,840
Like people have definitely done
this, though, you know, like the

1810
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,960
Lamborghini parked and it's like
you're there with your 

1811
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,320
goalkeeper gloves on and Messi's
picking balls, trying to, like, 

1812
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,440
hit your Lamborghini type of 
thing. 

1813
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,120
I don't own a Lamborghini is the
problem, do you? 

1814
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,360
Remember Nakamura, who played 
for Celtic, was hitting free 

1815
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,840
kicks through the window of a 
moving bus. 

1816
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,560
I don't remember that 
phenomenon. 

1817
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,880
Doesn't surprise me. 
Did you ever see the the Ronaldo

1818
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,200
documentary? 
It was Cristiano Ronaldo back at

1819
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:41,160
the peak of his Parson United, 
and he did all these challenges 

1820
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,560
of kicking a ball through like 
glass panels to see him and he 

1821
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,040
could. 
Be yes for Sky. 

1822
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:48,000
But there was an amazing thing 
he didn't that so they had him 

1823
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,920
and they had Ronald, who was a 
Sunday league player to compare.

1824
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,280
It was like Ronaldo and Ronald 
and Ronald was just this fad 

1825
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:58,960
geezer from Birmingham or 
something and basically the one 

1826
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:01,320
test that really like I was 
like, that's incredible. 

1827
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,880
And at the time, because I was 
young, I thought like Cristiano 

1828
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,040
Ronaldo was gold. 
Yes, it's confirmed now. 

1829
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:10,160
They did this thing where like a
corner was taken and they had to

1830
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,760
head her then and he did that 
and they had her in no worries. 

1831
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:17,200
Then they did it where the ball 
was kicked and after maybe half 

1832
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,120
a second in the air, the lights 
went out and he had to still 

1833
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,960
score it. 
But it was to show that he knew 

1834
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,880
where the ball was going to go 
when he'd already tracked it and

1835
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,520
he was already moving and he 
scored. 

1836
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,800
Then they did it where the ball,
the lights went out the second 

1837
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,720
the ball was kicked. 
So the second the ball moved 

1838
01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:35,200
lights out and he stands there 
and he just shoulders it in 

1839
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,800
right, The lights are like 
night, night vision goggles. 

1840
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:44,440
Then your man's running up and 
the lights go out before he even

1841
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:48,160
kicks the ball. 
And Ronaldo stand on her and I'm

1842
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,440
pretty sure he sticks at the 
net. 

1843
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:52,600
It sounds like bollocks now that
it. 

1844
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,400
Doesn't have eases cards. 
But I think that's true. 

1845
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,600
Part of me wonders, with the 
lights not fully out, but the 

1846
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,920
way they were trying to say it 
is that he can see by the way 

1847
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,800
the person's leg is moving, how 
the ball is going to be kicked 

1848
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,040
and where it's going to go. 
Yeah. 

1849
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,760
Now, now that I've told this 
story, I didn't think it before 

1850
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,600
going to it sounds like a bit of
embellishment. 

1851
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,600
Sounds like there might have 
been a bit of funny business 

1852
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,000
going on here. 
But at the time I thought it was

1853
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:19,400
incredible. 
Yeah, so she didn't smash it. 

1854
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:23,360
The lights are going to go out 
to. 

1855
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:27,480
It's in the dark. 
And the water levels rising. 

1856
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,240
Night vision. 
Got night vision goggles? 

1857
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,280
There's something night vision 
goggles, actually, I might put 

1858
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:32,840
that on my list. 
There's definitely can I score a

1859
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,400
goal night vision goggles. 
That's what it's called. 

1860
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:37,200
That's going on the idea. 
Can I score night vision 

1861
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,040
goggles? 
Yeah, yeah, I have a wee idea. 

1862
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,920
So. 
So, night vision goggles. 

1863
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:42,840
You're playing at the new camp 
at 2:00 AM. 

1864
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,000
Pitch black. 
Here's the hook. 

1865
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,280
You're telling people rap doors 
around Barcelona. 

1866
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:48,480
Do you want to play at the new 
camp? 

1867
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,120
Guys like, yeah, amazing, right?
2 in the morning. 

1868
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,000
No, let's go. 
It's all dark. 

1869
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,400
They have floodlights, so. 
No, don't turn them on. 

1870
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,720
Just playing in the dark. 
We're doing in the dark. 

1871
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,920
Yeah, that'd be great. 
That'd be good fun. 

1872
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,920
Can you score, you know, can you
score in the dark? 

1873
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,480
Can I score night vision 
goggles, anyone? 

1874
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:05,800
That I'm going to do that. 
Yeah. 

1875
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,960
We take a while, but I've got a 
thought. 

1876
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:13,360
We we are going to do that. 
Well, thanks a million for for 

1877
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:15,160
coming on. 
I normally save a guess I go, 

1878
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:17,400
man, you want to plug your job, 
You don't need to plug it. 

1879
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,760
There's no, it's, it's too big. 
It's too big. 

1880
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,080
Still got my name maybe? 
It's just yeah, but the stuff is

1881
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:27,520
your values are brilliant. 
Because I think what I love 

1882
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:32,160
about it is it's it's not, it 
just feels like you're they're 

1883
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,000
watching it and you feel like 
somebody. 

1884
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:36,360
I obviously know you a little 
bit, but it feels like somebody,

1885
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:37,800
you know, I think people don't 
watch it. 

1886
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,720
That's that's what gets people 
in a lot is you and how friendly

1887
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,440
you are to people and all that 
kind of stuff. 

1888
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,760
And it's great. 
It's just so engaging. 

1889
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:49,280
And also just Matt, like you 
never expect people. 

1890
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,720
We talk about this in the pot a 
lot, but you don't expect people

1891
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:56,000
from here to be running the 
world doing that sort of that 

1892
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,200
sort of stuff. 
Yeah, you know this is mad. 

1893
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,640
The ball door was a real 1 where
I was like. 

1894
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,040
I'm sure that was a moment more 
like is. 

1895
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:04,000
There anyone else Irish here I 
don't even know well? 

1896
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,160
If it had been a few years, 
Jimmy, and as we would have been

1897
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,480
hosting it probably a few years 
ago. 

1898
01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:09,080
Remember he did he actually? 
Did he? 

1899
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:09,720
Actually? 
Yeah. 

1900
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,400
And Jimmy knows, but he's ever. 
Got so much shit for the he's 

1901
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,680
wearing a wig. 
That's mad. 

1902
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:16,840
But you're like, why not? 
Yeah, it's the bound door. 

1903
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,920
But what is crazy like because 
I'm going all doing all this mad

1904
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:21,760
stuff, But The thing is I'm from
here live in Belfast and I do I 

1905
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,440
do want to do more locally. 
So thanks for having me on. 

1906
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:25,240
I really enjoyed this. 
But like whenever you reached 

1907
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:28,040
out, it was like, yes, because I
just, I want to do more at home.

1908
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,880
I want to do more podcasts and 
you want to and. 

1909
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:31,360
You like meeting football? 
It's nice. 

1910
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,800
See, when I go on podcast, the 
minute it's always like talking 

1911
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:37,360
with me because like I wanted 
to, I just want to go and talk 

1912
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:40,960
about random things. 
Yeah, you know, So we'll do more

1913
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,040
podcasts on the line, but really
enjoyed. 

1914
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:45,120
It was the last thing you saw 
the cinema if you want to talk 

1915
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,280
about random things. 
Last thing I saw the cinema was 

1916
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,280
Sonic the Hedgehog 3. 
Thought. 

1917
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:54,520
I thought so. 
I brought my 3 1/2 year old, 

1918
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:55,640
because he's big, into his 
Sonic. 

1919
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,400
I thought it would have catered 
him. 

1920
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,640
But no, it's much more of an 8 
year old movie, I'd say. 

1921
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,400
Right. 
A lot less cartoony. 

1922
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:04,080
A lot of in jokes, yeah. 
It'll be adulty jokes that you 

1923
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:06,040
might get. 
Yeah, but yeah. 

1924
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,440
Haven't seen Paddington in Peru 
on Saturday. 

1925
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:10,160
Who? 
Paddington in Peru? 

1926
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:13,200
Oh yeah, yeah, it was all over. 
Paddington one I just it was a 

1927
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:16,160
long journey. 
No, it was it was great. 

1928
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,200
We've seen it before, but my 
someone TV and you just got the 

1929
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:21,440
joke. 
I just got the yeah, but but you

1930
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,240
know what? 
I've seen it twice. 

1931
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:24,560
Thought the first time didn't 
like it because we love the 

1932
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:26,640
other Panda movies I've saw the 
second time. 

1933
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,320
Great. 
Really good. 

1934
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:29,680
Made some Paddington's on the 
list there. 

1935
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:32,040
Paddington and Peru, it's great.
Antonio Banderas isn't. 

1936
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,520
He's the bad guy. 
Banderas. 

1937
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:35,120
Is he the guy who was in Spy 
Kids? 

1938
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,520
Yes. 
What a movie. 

1939
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,120
He's pushing boots and track as.
Well, yeah, he's handsome. 

1940
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,040
He is very handsome. 
Yeah, but I remember the Spy 

1941
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:44,640
Kids was the thing. 
Haven't seen that in the cinema.

1942
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,960
Used to be a cinema on the at 
the Beers Bridge Rd somewhere in

1943
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:49,240
east Belfast. 
It was the cinemas not there 

1944
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,040
anymore and I would sit there 
and I fancied the girl in. 

1945
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:55,880
Last week was it? 
John, thanks very much.

