1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Save big on prime big deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,440 October 8th and 9th. Oh, yes, it's the, it's a 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,720 Wednesday. It's the She and Todd cast. 6 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:25,440 I want everybody to, I want everybody to take your drinks. 7 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,280 All right, If you got a if you got a drink in your hand and I 8 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,960 want you to throw it up in the air right now upon listen to 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,920 this. I don't care whether it's tea, 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,920 coffee, water, patron, it doesn't matter. 11 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,240 Let's just have a great time. What episode of the of the 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,640 podcast is it what nerds care about that it doesn't. 13 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,000 Nothing else matters. You know, in the words of my 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,080 favourite band, Nirvana, nothing else matters. 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,560 It's just, it's just podcast. That and then my phone. 16 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,120 Just baby. Yeah, it did. 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,960 Here you go. And it's Kieran Bartlett. 18 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,880 OK, It's Kieran Bartlett who's in Hayden. 19 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,720 Because all people do is say to me, where's Bumpter, mate? 20 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,200 You know, where's Bunter from the Keith Cruz and Bunter 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,320 videos? And, you know, the person to ask 22 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,160 that question to is Kieran Bartlett, who plays the 23 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:18,560 character of Bunter. And it's a good time, guys. 24 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,960 It really, really is a good time. 25 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:24,200 I feel I felt not creative for the last couple of days. 26 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,920 So what I've channelled that into is practical tasks. 27 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,480 I mean, not like not doing DIY or anything, but like cutting 28 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,480 the grass. You know, I cut the grass 29 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,720 yesterday. What else did I do? 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,120 By the way, if anybody's going, man, it sounds like a building 31 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,760 side outside your house, It is OK. 32 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,080 And also you should know that because you should have listened 33 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,720 to the last couple of podcasts. And if you didn't, but you're a 34 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,720 new listener, then I like it. You know, I like it and that's 35 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,400 good. But also also, if you're any of 36 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,840 the builders who listen to my podcast, you know. 37 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,960 Build. Quieter on a Wednesday morning. 38 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,160 OK. Or just drive a massive lorry 39 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,000 past. All right, that's good stuff. 40 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,920 Enjoy it. Yeah, I just did stuff around 41 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,600 the house yesterday. Sometimes you just need to read 42 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,720 it like that, don't you? I just did stuff around the 43 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,560 house and then a man came around to look at my roof and I've 44 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,680 never felt more like a man myself because. 45 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,240 I held this ladder. I held. 46 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,440 The man's ladder and that's not code for an end and hold this 47 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,200 deck. But what happened was this guy 48 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,880 came around OK, he goes, I need to get up this ladder, mate. 49 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,360 Can you put your foot on the bottom of it? 50 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:38,600 And I said, yes, I can. Although halfway through I was 51 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,440 like, how much pressure should I be applying to this? 52 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,000 Is it just, you know, for Peace of Mind that I'm doing this or 53 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,320 should I be pushing the ladder in? 54 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,360 Then I started to think, what happens if I kick the bottom of 55 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,440 the ladder in? And then he was toppling off. 56 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,000 Who pays for that? You know, if he were to, if he 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,280 were to break his head or whatever. 58 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,000 But but it was all good. And it was chapped with a man 59 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,320 who is a builder. And he was saying things about 60 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,720 being a builder. And I was going, yeah, I know, 61 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:06,040 but I didn't know. I didn't know any of the things 62 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:10,680 he was saying. You know, he goes, I maybe. 63 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,880 I mean, he needs a bit of silicone around the frame. 64 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,320 What do you think? Here's me. 65 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,840 Yep. I go. 66 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,880 I know. Well, thank God you said it 67 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,160 because I've been thinking it all week. 68 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,080 But a silicone around the frame, you know, you can't go wrong, 69 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,160 can you? He's like, yeah, you can't go 70 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,280 wrong. Because if it didn't need that, 71 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,360 then we'll be the point in doing it. 72 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,960 I was like, I know, but I just silicone everything. 73 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,400 You know, my tits were one. Imagine I got a boob job. 74 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:42,240 Imagine I got my material money this year and did what? 75 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,720 Like Katie Price does what loyalist paramilitaries do. 76 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:49,440 Went over to Turkey, you know, which is not the plastic surgery 77 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,480 capital of the world. So you shouldn't go to you 78 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,440 should only go to places that are what people say about them 79 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,880 is they're the insert, whatever it is capital of the world. 80 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:04,360 You know, if you, if you need to go and get life saving medicine 81 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,960 for your, for your knee, although I don't think you're 82 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,960 going to die of anything related to your knee, right? 83 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,720 But I don't know how science works. 84 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:18,640 But you know, if someone's like, oh, you got to go to Ecuador and 85 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,240 you go and it's the knee capital of the world and you should go 86 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,600 to it. But you shouldn't be like, go to 87 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,120 Newton Ards. Why? 88 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,880 There's a guy there who does knees. 89 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,640 Is it what I mean, that is true, you know, paranoid. 90 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,280 But I don't really know what I was saying. 91 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:36,440 But what I'm saying is what I'm saying is I just always agree 92 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,040 with when a man comes out and tells you something about 93 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,120 building and a lot of people might be going. 94 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,840 Can a woman not be a builder? Absolutely. 95 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,960 But in all the times I've needed a builder or a tradesperson to 96 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,680 come out, it's always been a man. 97 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,400 And I hope next time it's a woman. 98 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,000 I hope it is. I hope it is and she'll go. 99 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,080 May need to put some silicone around this and I'll go. 100 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,960 I know, I know. Thank you very much. 101 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,840 Thank you very much. But it's all, it's all sorted. 102 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,000 It's all sorted. I think. 103 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,560 OK. You know, there's maybe a 104 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,680 problem with Maroof that I take care of it. 105 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,760 Yeah. What I mean by that is a fond 106 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,160 man. I don't take care of things 107 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:23,960 myself really apart from myself. Hashtag self-care, you know, I 108 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,120 tweeze in between my eyebrows and brush my teeth. 109 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:31,080 So it's all good. Hey, what fun I've had doing 110 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:35,960 this tour, this stand up tour. I, I've, I've honestly just had 111 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,680 the best time And I think sometimes when you're travelling 112 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,080 around doing shows, you can have nights where you go, I don't 113 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:48,680 know if I'm, I'm enjoying this show, you know, as a performer, 114 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,160 as the person who's written the show and is performing it. 115 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:57,440 You cannot enjoy it. Last year there was just a 116 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:03,120 couple of times where a couple of times where you have maybe 2 117 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:07,560 ones in a row that don't go great and you start to go, Oh 118 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,560 no, you know, but but that's, I'm not really natural. 119 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,200 Like any comedian will will tell you that. 120 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:20,360 But this year I've just really, I've just really, really enjoyed 121 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,200 it. Like sometimes you go and do an 122 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,400 or stand up and you feel like you're working, You know, 123 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,720 you're, you're saying to yourself like, OK, I've got to 124 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,840 try this, I've got to try that. Like you're not saying it out 125 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:29,600 loud. You know what I mean? 126 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,640 Because I would really. That would really be awkward for 127 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,120 the audience if you're on stage. I need to try this. 128 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,240 What am I going to do? I mean, it might get a laugh, 129 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,720 but I wouldn't do it. I'm going to have a sip of tea 130 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,440 here. Bear with me. 131 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,720 Yeah. I don't know if I muted the mic 132 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:53,360 there, but I hope that I really, really hope that it did. 133 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:57,000 Because if it didn't, then what it means is the rest of the 134 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,080 podcast to be muted. And I'm not recording it again 135 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,840 because we've got to go and meet my friend Tony for a walk. 136 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:10,120 So yeah, the tour was great. On Friday I was in Coleraine in 137 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,760 the Riverside Theatre. Riverside motherfucker. 138 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,840 Worst song of all time. But yeah, it's not in Coleraine. 139 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,920 Connor Keys went on before me. It was a good time. 140 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:26,120 You know, certainly some people might say, hey, man, here's the 141 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,480 thing. When I go to a venue, I like two 142 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,080 things. Number one is fruit. 143 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,960 OK, fresh fruit, what? Washed in a reservoir. 144 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,960 And the second thing that I like is a little bit of music. 145 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,800 You know, when people are coming in, little bit of music at the 146 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,720 break, all that kind of thing. And you know, what I like is a 147 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,280 bit of pop music. I like something a little bit 148 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:54,160 funky and in Korean. Did they have, were they playing 149 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,720 Dolly Parton Very, very low down? 150 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,200 They were. Was it still a great night? 151 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,640 It was so, yeah, really enjoyable. 152 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,680 Got that one filmed. And then Saturday night was Uma 153 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,640 Daily's Daily's comedy club in UMA. 154 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:14,480 It was incredible. It was when I say about having 155 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,000 fun, like obviously you want the audience to have fun, but you 156 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,400 want to have fun as well yourself. 157 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,200 And I think Saturday was probably the right balance of 158 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,360 look, we're all having bloody fun. 159 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,240 OK, so again, go to filmed Who? Who am I? 160 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:33,640 Prince going? Yeah, OK, a thin creative guy, 161 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,960 yes. But am I? 162 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,360 Am I guy who's just going around getting everything filmed? 163 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,679 Yes, I am. And what I'm going to do is chop 164 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:45,160 up all that footage and make this very sexy stand up special. 165 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,840 And my MacBook is just that I'm recording this podcast on has 166 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,760 just said, hey, man, your desk's almost full. 167 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,280 So what I'm what I'm going to do is just delete a lot of videos 168 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:01,840 as we talk, as we talk. And you can you can even hear 169 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,920 that going into the trash. But but you know, love is love. 170 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,440 Yeah. The tourist rift on, on Sunday 171 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,960 we did a charity show in the limelight in Belfast with about 172 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:21,200 15 comedians on and I, I think Kieran Bartlett who was kind of 173 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:26,560 running it said that there was 4 1/2 grand raised for motor 174 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:31,280 neuron disease. So you know, it, that it's a 175 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,000 nice time. You know what I mean? 176 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,240 What's better than reason? What's better than raising 4 1/2 177 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,320 grand for modern neuron disease? Not many things, you know, 178 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,720 reason for 1/2 grand for modern neuron disease better than 179 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,520 raising 4 grand, you know what I mean? 180 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,720 So it was, it was good. And obviously once I get because 181 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,280 all the comedians that are for free bar me so, so once I get my 182 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:59,760 cut A4 thousand £4290.00, then there's going to be some money 183 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,640 going to the modern neuron disease people. 184 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,600 Disrespectful to say money, neuron disease people. 185 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,840 But you know, I don't, I don't know exactly what the charity is 186 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,160 called, but I've got a gig you don't want. 187 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,960 Oh, my God. I'm going to promote charity 188 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,160 shows before my own shows here. Pride of Bretton Words. 189 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,640 Not for me to say. Not for me to say. 190 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,600 This Thursday night I am in the Sunflower Bar, OK, In Belfast. 191 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,640 Me. William Thompson, Rory Woods, 192 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:35,080 Diona Doherty, Aaron Butler. OK. 193 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,440 Is there more people there? Could be. 194 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,680 There could be. But I can't remember. 195 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,440 Because I've just been in such a tizzy. 196 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,120 I've been all over. Here's three places I've been 197 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,560 this week. Here, there and everywhere. 198 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,080 OK, I really have from pillar to post, from pillar to post. 199 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,760 And then and why? I just do it for the. 200 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,920 I do it for the love. I don't have money on my. 201 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:05,320 Mind how did Sam Smith get like a full music career? 202 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,800 I was about to say how did he, but then I realised that Sam 203 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,280 Smith wants to be referred to as THEY. 204 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,400 How the fuck did they, right? I think, by the way, I think 205 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:19,680 they is an unbelievable singer. I think they is a special once 206 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,320 in a generation performer, right? 207 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,360 But if I was to sit down with they, I'd be like They. 208 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,720 How come you have such a successful career, but your 209 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,680 first song was that one? Money on my mind. 210 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:38,520 Money on my mind. He's such, he's such a brilliant 211 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,280 singer, like Sam Smith. Oh, such a good singer. 212 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,600 OK. But the first song he sings is 213 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,320 oh, oh, wow, John, John. It's really embarrassing. 214 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,720 Do you ever like have someone open their phone to show you 215 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,800 something on the Internet and there's porn on it from when 216 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,760 they've been looking at it? They're like, oh, no. 217 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,560 And then you go, oh, what the fuck? 218 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,520 Why are you looking at that? That's a that's a monkey fucking 219 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:05,800 a fucking a post box. This was not as embarrassing, 220 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,960 but I had whenever I typed in YouTube there, it brought the 221 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,520 last thing I watched on YouTube and it was a general Fiasco 222 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:16,120 song, You know, so, so I'm definitely a 17 year old girl, 223 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,560 but I think General Fiasco was great. 224 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,560 And last night I was editing a video and I just started 225 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,720 watching General Fiasco videos. So there you go. 226 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:29,680 And I think they were a great band and I know that they're 227 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,680 doing stuff. It is some comeback gigs and I 228 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,720 wish I would do some more because I think they're really 229 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:42,720 good and I think Owen is a great singer and yeah, I think they're 230 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,840 really good. So shout out to General Fiasco, 231 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:50,880 who had for a band that like we're probably going for, I'm 232 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,760 going to guess 5-6 years for the local band. 233 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,800 They achieved a lot and they had some brilliant songs. 234 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,320 So there you go. No worries. 235 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:07,240 But don't worry. Money on me, mind. 236 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,440 I do it for the I mean, I do have money on my mind as well, 237 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,880 but I do do it for the love. But I just don't know how it 238 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,880 sounds how they got a career after that first song, you know, 239 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,080 because he has such an amazing voice. 240 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,640 And then he went in the record label and they were like, big 241 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,080 man would really look. And he goes, hey, don't you dare 242 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,440 call me that said we're looking forward to the first song. 243 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,160 Is it going to be like Whitney Houston? 244 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,400 Like, it's going to be like a ballad? 245 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,120 And he goes, yeah, I'm going to start off singing and then I'm 246 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,680 going. To go money on my mind, money on 247 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,800 my mind. And they still went, fuck it. 248 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,720 You know what, in the long term, it's probably going to pay off. 249 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,760 But let me just have another receptive tea. 250 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,360 And I think, actually, I figured out a way to drink tea there for 251 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,120 the first time, doing podcasts where you won't hear me swallow. 252 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,480 Let me just try one more time. Right? 253 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,200 Yeah. I mean, you can maybe hear a 254 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,720 tiny bit of swallowing. Some people will get full roots 255 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,320 to that. But I think if I really tuck my 256 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,720 chin in, you don't hear it as much. 257 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,440 So you go, what the fuck is this podcast all about? 258 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:19,160 Well, nothing really. But yes, the Sunflower Bar, it's 259 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,200 a charity show. It's for a mental health 260 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,000 charity. It's this Thursday night. 261 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,880 You get tickets on the door, people are going to go. 262 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,760 What time does it mean Never ask me what time a gig is. 263 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,000 OK, here we go. Oh, big round, never ask me what 264 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,840 time a gig is. You know what time gigs are 265 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:39,240 regular gig times usually like 8, half, 8-9 maybe. 266 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,720 But what you do is you Google it, OK? 267 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,040 You don't ask. Getting ready for waterfront 268 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,680 last week, mate. What time will you be on? 269 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:54,920 Hey, I am worried about other things like how can I make my 270 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,840 fingers look smaller on stage? Because I'll be honest with you, 271 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,280 I've got a lot of photos back from the waterfront that I got 272 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,520 professionally done by the Hype Factory. 273 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,720 And I don't know whether they've gone in and photoshopped my 274 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,920 fingers to be longer. But if they have it's good 275 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,600 banter, but at the same time so sly. 276 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:19,680 And then I am doing a night in the Empire with them. 277 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,120 Well, I'm just one of one of many acts. 278 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,200 It's a music and comedy night. I'm just checking the empire 279 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,800 website. I'll plug these really quickly. 280 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,520 And then I've got I've got funny hangs for you is OK, So what 281 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:36,680 about that? Yes, here we go. 282 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,760 It's taken me a wee while. The oh just clicked in the guy 283 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,120 show that it didn't mean to hit, meant to hit load more. 284 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,320 But I clicked on a guy called Jake Clemens and I don't know 285 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,880 who that is but if he's listening I love you. 286 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:54,960 OK, yes, it's a night for Cole. So Michael Cullen was a 287 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,560 beatboxer from Belfast and just a creative guy who was really 288 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:04,600 well known and his friends have come together and organised the 289 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,320 night and it's for a fantastic cause. 290 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,800 So if you want to come down to that, it'll be great. 291 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,120 It's on Friday the 15th of November. 292 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,400 OK, OK. And it's going to be a great 293 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,960 time. There's music and comedy. 294 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,880 So yeah, that's, that's the plugs now. 295 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:28,800 Now I want to do this. I was thinking I was talking to 296 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,240 somebody, another comedian recently about jobs we had 297 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,520 whenever we were trying to make it in comedy when we had. 298 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,120 Money on my mind. And, you know, we were just 299 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,360 trading stories about what bad jobs you had. 300 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:47,000 And I was a dishwasher in a restaurant, which isn't like 301 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,760 that bad of a job, but it's definitely not as good as being 302 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:56,960 a brilliant comedian. And I got thinking about that 303 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,120 before this podcast. So I decided to research the 10 304 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:05,160 worst jobs in history just to see if, you know, being a 305 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,040 dishwasher was worse than these or not. 306 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,800 Now I'm really interested in like, mediaeval jobs. 307 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,119 So the start of this says bad conditions, bad pay and even 308 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,440 worse prospects. If you think that describes your 309 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,680 jobs here compared to these 10 jobs that will be done in 310 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,960 history as the worst of the worst. 311 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,880 So by the way, I need to plug in my laptop charger. 312 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,319 I've had to do this in the podcast before. 313 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,920 It's very embarrassing for everybody, but yeah. 314 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:33,880 I'm plugging it in and you know. You just have to, sometimes you 315 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,680 just have to let people do what they need to do. 316 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:40,640 So that means we can keep, we can keep doing what we're doing. 317 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,400 And also on a side note, we're doing another series on Radio 318 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,720 Ulster. But I'm seeing it as a new 319 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:50,880 series. It's a rebirth because I've done 320 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:56,320 a couple series on Radio Ulster before and I don't think, I 321 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,720 don't think I was giving you what I should have been given 322 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,280 you. Does that make sense? 323 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,800 I was AI was a complacent greengrocer. 324 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:10,680 You you guys want pineapples and I was giving you figs, you know, 325 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,120 and nobody really wants figs. I mean, like all people probably 326 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,400 want figs, but nobody really wants figs unless they're 327 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,560 constipated. And you guys were coming in not 328 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,760 constipated. You just wanted tropical 329 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,320 pineapple. So what you're getting this time 330 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:28,320 is a pineapple medley, OK? And there is only one kind of 331 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,000 pineapple, so it doesn't make sense of pineapple medley, but 332 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,800 it's different sizes of pineapple. 333 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,920 So me and Dave Elliott are going to have a new series for 10 334 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,880 weeks from Radio Ulster starting at the end of this month. 335 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,440 And I'm going to make a big statement here. 336 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,880 It's going to be really funny and we're going to be playing 337 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,920 good music and it's going to be a nice time. 338 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:52,320 So I'm going to say it's like a new series different to what 339 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,760 we've done before. And there's going to be no 340 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,080 sketches. It's just two idiots talking 341 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,080 with intermittent breaks of music. 342 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,960 And if that hasn't sold it to you, I don't know what will. 343 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,640 And the reason I bring it up is I got a text there. 344 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,360 I'm going to drop a name from Stephen Clemens. 345 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:13,320 And he just said, well done. And I say to that, thank you. 346 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,280 But I will say it back in text message form because don't know 347 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,800 if he listens to my podcast now. Here's some of the worst jobs. 348 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,840 OK, I'll. I'll go in reverse order. 349 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:29,720 Number 10, by the way, this definitely sounds like this 350 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,200 definitely sounds like a Snoop Dogg album. 351 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,520 Gong farmer. OK, Gong farmer. 352 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:40,440 Oh yeah, that'd be Bong farmer. Oh yeah, Gong farmer. 353 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,120 So what is it? So I haven't looked at these yet 354 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,120 beforehand, but I'm going to guess that a gong. 355 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:51,960 So to farm gongs and you talk about gongs as awards nowadays 356 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:56,800 people be like, you won a few gongs for that Gong sounds like 357 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,480 gong. I don't know if it's just me, 358 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,640 but gong sounds like someone has made their Dick perfectly 359 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,760 circled. That would be a gong. 360 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,520 You know, somebody's like, oh, I did, I did have a penis, but now 361 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,280 I have a gong. It would just be like a. 362 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,760 Yeah, like a bagel type deck and maybe a gong farmer, somebody 363 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:28,760 who goes and tracks them down for people who are interested in 364 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,320 having gongs. Here's what a gong farmer really 365 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,960 is. The neighbours weren't so keen 366 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,000 on the gong farmer in Tudor times either. 367 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,720 These night workers who did the essential job of clearing human 368 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,800 excrement from England's cesspits and privies were 369 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,480 restricted to living in certain areas. 370 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,880 The fumes were a known job hazard, too. 371 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,640 Yeah, no shit. That's a job hazard. 372 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:52,560 Well, literally shit. And so a gong farmer used to 373 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,440 clear shit from cess pits. I mean, if, if your job is 374 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,680 clearing shit you want to be doing in like the Ritz Hotel or 375 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,240 something, or, you know, like a palace, you don't want to be 376 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,080 clearing it from cess pits. Like that's probably the worst 377 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,560 place to assess pit. Where do you work, man? 378 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,720 Assess pit. Or do you do something cooler 379 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,960 like your manager? Now I clear the shit in the says 380 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,560 but. And a Privy. 381 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,720 What is a Privy? Privys. 382 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,360 It's a toilet located in a small shed. 383 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,400 Yeah. Gong farmer wouldn't be good, 384 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,440 but it sounds like quite exotic off the face of it. 385 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,960 A gong farmer? I'm a gong farmer. 386 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,280 Oh, sweet. No, it's really not clear shit. 387 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,000 And they had to live in certain areas. 388 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,280 Sly #9A sin eater while a sin eater sounds like something from 389 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,880 Game of Thrones, so I'm going to. 390 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,880 I'm going to guess a sin eater is someone who goes around and 391 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,120 murders and then cannibalises people who sin. 392 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,840 But what it really is, is, through a contemporary lens, the 393 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,760 bygone job doesn't sound too bad. 394 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,000 The Sin Eater helps cleanse dying people's souls by taking 395 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,960 their sins and rituals involving eating or drinking at their 396 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,920 bedsides. Surely there's a high job 397 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,480 satisfaction there with a little eel and brown bread thrown in. 398 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:17,600 But in this day, the senator was vilified by the superstitious 399 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:22,320 villagers as a thing unclean. I mean, Senator for being #9 and 400 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,960 the worst jobs in history maybe shouldn't be because one, I'm 401 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,960 gathering there is when someone was dying, the senator just went 402 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:34,600 around, had like a, a soda and a cup of tea with them, like, so 403 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,720 it's not that bad. Also, you're not really going to 404 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,400 get bothered if someone's dying unless they're like screaming 405 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,240 and in pain. You know, they're probably just 406 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,200 like passed out, you know, just slipping in the death and the 407 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:49,160 senators just beside them, you know, having a half and a couple 408 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,840 of sausage rolls and a pint of cordial. 409 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:56,600 I, I would have, you know what? I don't know if I'd hate being a 410 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,960 senator. And so I don't think that's that 411 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,680 part of a job. Number 8 chimney sweep. 412 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,480 I mean, come on, There's people that are still chimney sweeps. 413 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,000 It's not nice to think that they have the eighth worst job in 414 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,280 history. All right, no, because here's 415 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,040 what they said. Children were still being sent 416 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,400 up chimneys to clear out ash and dust in the late 1870s. 417 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,840 They rest injury, accidental death and chimney sweeps cancer 418 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,200 too. I mean, chimney sweeps cancer 419 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,320 sounds horrendous, but then at the same time also sounds like 420 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,840 it might be a bit of a game show, you know, and it's a game 421 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,280 show that you do not want to win. 422 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,840 You know, you definitely want to, You definitely want to go 423 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,120 out at the first stage of chimney sweeps cancer. 424 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,040 Chimney sweeps cancer sounds like a children's cartoon, and 425 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,720 it sounds like it shouldn't be called that because that 426 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,720 undermines it a bit. You've got chimney sweeps cancer 427 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,000 a happy days. No, no, no, it is just actual 428 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,280 cancer. We're just putting that in front 429 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,480 of it. Oh no #7 in the top ten worst 430 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,680 jobs in history model ARC Mudlark. 431 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,320 I don't know what a mudlark is. Sounds like someone who, you 432 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:05,240 know, gets himself into like, a a big bath and mud and just 433 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,440 larks about, you know, having a great time, maybe drinking a 434 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,000 couple of cans and eating a pineapple medley. 435 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,840 But a Mudlark is another tribe in 19th century scavengers. 436 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,400 The mudlarks would pick over the debris of the banks of the 437 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,560 Thames at low tide back in the day when the river was filed 438 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,480 with raw sewage. Not to mention the old dead 439 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,960 body. Well, what were they looking 440 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,080 for? You know, if if you're going to 441 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,600 pick over the debris or something. 442 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,560 Pick over the debris. Like the bins or the back of 443 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:36,320 Marks and Spencer's back in the day when the river was foiled 444 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,640 with raw sewage. Yeah, it still probably is. 445 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,480 Not to mention the old dead body. 446 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,400 I mean, the Mudlark sounds like the shittest scavengers of all 447 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,680 time. 00, right, Right. I was getting. 448 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,560 I was getting scavengers mixed up with savages and I thought 449 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,960 there was some sort of tried to be some sort of scary tribe 450 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:01,160 group but actually all they did was like pick up shit and put 451 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,640 the bread out of raw sewage. Mudlark. 452 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,080 So many scavengers in a river for items of value. 453 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:13,000 I'm a little mad luck. Hate those guys, I don't even 454 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,440 know them. Number six is a torture. 455 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,120 Hey, we all, we all know a few tortures. 456 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,600 My name is Sean Connery and I'm a tosher. 457 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,280 Tarsher. I don't know. 458 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,920 A tarsher sounds like someone who comes up and pinches you, 459 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,360 pinches the back of your knee. In Victorian London, there was 460 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,280 no shortages of bad jobs. The city's tarsher, for 461 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,200 instance, stank of the sewers because they spent their day 462 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,960 scavenging for tradable treasures. 463 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,960 Well, that I mean. Model arcs are just going 464 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,640 through Ross Sewage trying to get some food. 465 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,520 It seems. Tarsers are trying to get some 466 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,200 loot. You know, they're trying to get 467 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,000 expensive. Nice things, but they're down 468 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,080 the series. Umm, yeah, I prefer to be a 469 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,560 tarser than a model arc. You know, not. 470 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:08,160 Definitely sounds like a a song that some singer in the 50s 471 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,680 would sing for. I'd rather be a tarsher than a 472 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:19,440 model arc, for I'd rather be a torture than Oh my Lord yeah, 473 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,920 shout out all my tortures out there. 474 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,080 Number 5 resurrectionist. Now a resurrectionist sounds 475 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,960 fucking class. Why is it #10 In the worst jobs 476 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,520 in history, a resurrectionist? I mean, resurrectionist sounds 477 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,480 like someone who literally brings people back from the 478 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,480 dead. This rather fancy name for body 479 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,840 snatcher or did nothing to redeem the job. 480 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,720 Alright, so it's one of those ones where it's a really cool 481 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,200 name, but in reality, it's terrible. 482 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,720 In order to supply corpses to medical schools, 483 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,200 resurrectionists drag them from the grave, and some even turn to 484 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,080 murder to keep up with demand. All right, fairly sly thing to 485 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,040 do, you know, ringing up a medical school here. 486 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,520 Do you just need a body? Yeah, we do. 487 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,280 We've got a corpse. Well, he hasn't yet, but give me 488 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,680 20 minutes here, you know? And then they would get 5 point. 489 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,480 Yeah, it's pretty sly thing to do. 490 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:13,680 Like, you know, just straight up murder people and you know, the 491 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,360 murder people and then sell them. 492 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,480 You know, I mean, both, to be fair, equally sly as individual 493 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,400 acts. You know, I've always said it's 494 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:29,520 very sly to murder people. And, and I mean, Oh my God, 495 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,000 right. This is, I feel bad saying this, 496 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,400 but I have like loads of files I don't need on my laptop. 497 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,280 And you're probably going. How do you know that when you're 498 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,400 doing your podcast? Well, I keep getting this 499 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,200 message saying I'm such an idiot. 500 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,720 I've been doing video editing for years and I've never deleted 501 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,760 anything. Maybe I should do that. 502 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,000 OK, that's more of a note to myself #4A fuller. 503 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,720 OK, someone's a fuller. I'm a bloody fuller. 504 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,880 Am I right, guys? A fuller And filling is a 505 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,800 manufacturing process that cleans in second woollen cloth. 506 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,800 That doesn't sound that bad. It was a job so bad that it was 507 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,760 left to slaves in Roman times. That's because it involves 508 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,880 wading in urine, a powerful cleaning fluid. 509 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,320 Well, I prefer Lenore, thanks to its high levels of pneumonia. 510 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,640 The Fuller's lot was much improved in the Middle Ages, 511 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,680 when Fuller's Earth replaced urine as a cleanser of choice. 512 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,840 I don't really know what that involves. 513 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,760 Slaves in piss, No one's winning there #3 Weapon boy. 514 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,760 I mean that. That's definitely the job I 515 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,320 would have in Victorian times is a whipping boy. 516 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,160 I'm off to work here, what do you do? 517 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,680 Whipping boy. How does the role of companion 518 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,640 to the to Renaissance Prince strike your fancy? 519 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,520 Yes, Yep, I would do that now I quit stand up to be a companion 520 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,640 to renaissance Prince. Not a problem because you 521 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,720 wouldn't have the pressure of being the Renaissance Prince. 522 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,200 You're just as mate. That may sound like a cushy 523 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,840 number, but the prince's playmate was also his weapon 524 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,880 boy. The stand. 525 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,680 Then you take the finished physical punishment meted out 526 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:10,560 whenever the Prince was naughty. So the Prince is going out to 527 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,720 people being like, here. Do you want to be my mate? 528 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,080 Yeah. Yeah. 529 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,200 Sounds good. You're the Prince. 530 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,640 Yeah. You're going to travel around 531 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,440 with me. We're going to have a great 532 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,520 time. You're basically, like, hanging 533 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,400 out in my palace class. I should just point out. 534 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,160 Yeah. What is it, Prince? 535 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,760 What is it? I should just point out that I 536 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,920 nicked a jar jam from the DA earlier. 537 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:36,920 So you're going to get 6000 lashes and your leg cut off, But 538 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,840 you need to do that for me. But I thought I was a companion 539 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,280 to the Renaissance Prince. If you look in the small print, 540 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,160 you're you're the whipping boy. All right. 541 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:48,040 OK. But maybe it was just if it was 542 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,360 just a little whipped to the backside. 543 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,840 Some of the whipping boys were loving it. 544 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,040 You know, weapon boy is a good job if you're like, say, 18 to 545 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,880 21. But I feel like once you hit 22, 546 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,080 you can't really be a weapon boy anymore. 547 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,960 You know, you wouldn't get the respect if you're maybe up and 548 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,240 maybe you see the weapon boy post as a stepping stone, but 549 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,280 you can't be like a 47 year old weapon boy. 550 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,680 You wouldn't respect your dad if he was going to work as a weapon 551 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,440 boy. But you're dad as a weapon boy. 552 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,440 Yeah #2A snake milker. I mean, snake milker sounds like 553 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,800 a Drake album name. While we're on dangerous jobs, 554 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,160 here's one that still exists today. 555 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,680 Snakes have long been been milked for their venom, which is 556 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:30,280 then used to create an anti venom to treat snake bites. 557 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,120 One renowned milker, Bill Haste. Alright Bill Haste, you're 558 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,560 renowned milker. That sounds like such an insult. 559 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,160 You're renowned milker. He survived 172 venomous snake 560 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,960 bites during his long career and lived to 100. 561 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,720 I mean, what a deck for counting. 562 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,680 I've actually been bitten 172 times here. 563 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,800 All right, Bill, fuck up. He probably lived that long 564 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,320 because he just. He was on a mission to tell as 565 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,280 many people as possible about that number one, the worst job 566 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,680 in history. Leech collector. 567 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,040 I mean, not ideal, not ideal. Not something I'd be that 568 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,960 interested in becoming. Until the late 19th century, 569 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,400 leeches were high in demand from medicinal bloodletting, the 570 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,200 withdrawal of very small amounts of blood from a patient. 571 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,280 This therapy, Despite the demand, Leech gatherers were 572 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,640 poorly paid. Yeah, no shit. 573 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,680 It doesn't sound like you'd be balling out if you're a Leech 574 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,880 collector. Worse still, they often 575 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,640 collected the leeches by letting them latch onto their own legs, 576 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,200 a practise through which they can lose dangerous amounts of 577 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,800 blood. I mean, it felt like that was 578 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800 just one guy who was so fucked off. 579 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,880 He's like. I may as well just let them get 580 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,880 on my legs. You know, just walking back The 581 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,440 Walking back the land head, the tone leeches. 582 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,480 So they're apparently the 10 worst jobs in history. 583 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:46,280 I would like to be the whipping boy, but if I couldn't be, I'd 584 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,160 probably be the senator. And the one I would hate to be 585 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,280 the most would probably be probably the Gong farmer. 586 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,640 OK, so Gong farmer, definitely the name of this week's podcast. 587 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,720 Definitely, definitely, definitely the name of this 588 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,520 week's podcast. I'm going to do some listeners 589 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,120 questions. OK, I'm going to do some 590 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,040 listeners questions. Hopefully there is some because 591 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,000 I only put the call for these out 20 minutes ago. 592 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,280 Hey. Oh, yeah, we got some. 593 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,960 Oh, we got some. Don't anybody worry about that. 594 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,160 We got some. Yep, Yep. 595 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,680 Yep, Yep, Yep. Johnny says. 596 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,840 Have you heard about Ari dosing Bert? 597 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,280 I'd love to hear your thoughts. I don't know what that is. 598 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,520 Ari and Bert are two different people. 599 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,720 I don't know who that is. Oh, fuck yes. 600 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,520 I know exactly who that is. Ari Shafir and Bert Kreischer. 601 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:44,200 Yes. So Ari Shafir and Bert Kreischer 602 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:51,040 are two phenomenal comedians, 2 American comedians and and they, 603 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,080 they're, they do Joe Rogan's podcast quite a lot like that. 604 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,760 Well, they have their own podcast, but they're good mates 605 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,880 with Joe Rogan and they're part of this like collective of 606 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:04,840 comedians that, you know, do shows together and just our 607 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,680 mates, I think. And a bit like what we have 608 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,880 going on in the Belfast comedy scene here, except none of us 609 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,040 have over, you know, £400 in our bank accounts. 610 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,600 That's a lie. That's a lie. 611 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:26,640 You know, David Light has 420. But they they do a thing called 612 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,640 Sober October, which is loads of people do it. 613 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,960 But they like, you know, do a load of podcasts about it, 614 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,920 document all they're doing sort of like roast each other as 615 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,080 well. And Ari Shafir, who by the way, 616 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:44,600 I went to see once in Edinburgh and he, there was nobody on the 617 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,160 slot. So in Edinburgh he had a one 618 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,080 hour slot usually, but there was nobody on after him in his room. 619 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,120 So he's just like, do you want me to just do 2 hours? 620 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,080 And everybody went, yes, yes we do. 621 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,320 Do we need to pay extra? And he goes, no, I'll just do 622 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,880 it. And it was great. 623 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,440 And Bert Kreischer, me and Anna Butler went to see in Dublin. 624 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,720 You might know Bert Kreischer because he doesn't wear a shirt 625 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,159 doing stand up. And he he is really well known 626 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:12,840 for the clip. The kind of I think launched him 627 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,080 even further was the machine story. 628 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,400 So if you haven't seen that YouTube Bert Kreiser and the 629 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,199 machine phenomenal storytelling bit of stand up. 630 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,480 Anyway, have I heard about what happened? 631 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,600 Yes, from listening to the two bears podcast, which is Bert 632 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:34,880 Kreiser and Tom Segura. I think Ari Shaffir spiked Bert 633 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,800 Kreiser as they did a podcast as they did Joe Rogan's podcast. 634 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,760 Maybe, I don't know, I'm I'm slightly behind with podcasts 635 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,440 just a little bit, so I have to properly listen to it, but I'd 636 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,239 love to hear your thoughts. I think he spiked them with like 637 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,040 literal drugs for a bit of a laugh. 638 00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:02,320 My thoughts on that are kind of irrelevant because I don't I 639 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,240 don't know them. I don't know what their what 640 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,400 their friendship is. I mean, I think they're really, 641 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,920 really good friends, but you know, every, every friendship 642 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,920 you have has a different like dynamic. 643 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,520 Some friends, you know, most friends, you probably can't 644 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,520 spike them with drugs, but there's maybe a few friends 645 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,760 where you're like, you know what? 646 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,760 He would love that. He would love it. 647 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,080 With me, it's Dave Elliott, you know, Yeah. 648 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,120 Would it be funny if like the next time Dave goes on stage if 649 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,960 I just spike them with like 6 Viagra? 650 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,720 Yes, it would. And yes, I'm going to do it. 651 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,160 I, I don't know. You would need to know exactly 652 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,280 what their friendship is like. Have they done that sort of 653 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,840 thing back and forth before? Were they in an environment 654 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,440 where it's like, you know what, none bad's going to happen to 655 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,760 him here? I don't know. 656 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,480 I, I, I really don't know if, if Bert Kreischer wasn't horrified 657 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,400 or offended by it or whatever and thought it was funny, then I 658 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,440 mean, off the face of a spiking somebody funny, Absolutely not. 659 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:10,000 But if it's between friends, I don't know, I I need to listen 660 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,520 to the podcast or find out more about it. 661 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,440 But I don't know. I've heard about comedians doing 662 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:19,040 that before. I think I want to say I heard it 663 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,840 on a podcast, but I can't say who it was. 664 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:27,040 They're not based here anyway. But I think a comedian put an E 665 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,840 in another comedian's drink before he went on stage once. 666 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,360 But then the guy who he did it to his best me, it was like, 667 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,000 fuck you, I don't care and still did a good gig. 668 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,520 So I don't know, I mean, I feel like if somebody put, you know, 669 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:45,040 if somebody put a small amount of Monster Energy drink in my 670 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,480 water before I went on stage, I felt like I might pass out on 671 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,160 stage. So I hope nobody, none of my 672 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,880 mates spiked me with drugs before I go on stage. 673 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,520 I would hate that. But I don't know, Johnny, I need 674 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,800 to hear more about it. What a terrible answer. 675 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,240 I mean, completely valid question. 676 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,720 And all I've really answered with is I don't, I don't know 677 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,880 because I don't know them. There's a clip on YouTube here. 678 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,920 Let me see. So it was on Joe Rogan's 679 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:27,300 broadcast. I need to watch. 680 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,980 I need to watch the full thing. Maybe I'll watch that next week 681 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:33,340 and talk about it. But though that sort of group of 682 00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:38,520 comedians out there are just great, you know, the way they 683 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,120 they all have their own podcast that kind of do stuff together, 684 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,920 but then they're known as themselves and it's kind of 685 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,360 what's what's what's happening here, which is great. 686 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:53,280 And you know, someday was good evidence of that of, you know, 687 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,640 loads of comedians on the bill. But we're we're friends first 688 00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:01,160 and foremost. And that, you know, we're kind 689 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,720 of like, we're not OK. We we got to know each other 690 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,120 because of comedy, but but roommates because of so much 691 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,480 more, Michael Boyd says. What's your production for the 692 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,160 Holland game? Holland, Northern Ireland. 693 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,400 I would be really optimistic about A1. 694 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:23,240 All draw I think would be class. I'm sad I can't go to it, but I 695 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,400 tried to go to the game but it doesn't. 696 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,480 It doesn't work for me. It doesn't work for me. 697 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,800 Where's my whipping by? But yeah. 698 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,080 I hope I get a result. Jim McGuire says who's Big Decky 699 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,040 Donnelly's toughest opponent. I mean very niche, you know, 700 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,320 very, very niche because Decky Donnelly is fictional and but 701 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,240 I'll make up a name and big Decky Donnelly is tell us what 702 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:51,960 it was. We we William Winkerton. 703 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,680 OK, so we William Winkerton. There you go. 704 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,480 Jared Watson. When you going to scare your dog 705 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,080 in? I can't for a while because my 706 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,880 dad, because of time has got older. 707 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:08,480 And, you know, my dad does have like quite a dodgy heart and 708 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,560 it's not getting sweeter. You know, one thing that I 709 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,000 discovered about hearts that I didn't know is the kind of if 710 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,920 someone has a bad heart and then, you know, they get older, 711 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:25,400 it doesn't improve. So I could keep scaring my dad 712 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,400 like I'm doing, or I could save it for a while and then do one 713 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,440 big one. And yes, it might be fatal, but 714 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,600 if it was really, really funny, it might be worth it. 715 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,760 I don't know. But, Jared, it seems like some 716 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,080 people want to bring it back. And I will. 717 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,240 Oh, Jared, I didn't. There's a mad sentence. 718 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,080 I didn't know you were Jared. I looked at your picture and I 719 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,480 was like, yeah. Shout it to Jared Watson. 720 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,200 Yeah. OK. 721 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,760 Yeah. I, I, I, I will. 722 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,760 I will scare him a dagging. I'll definitely scare him a 723 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,960 dagging Callum Robinson says Tyson Fury versus Wayne Rooney. 724 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,760 WWE Raw chat to me. So I don't watch wrestling 725 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:12,480 because I'm an adult and triggered 6 guys. 726 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,520 I mean, there's definitely more than six guys who listen to my 727 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,520 podcast. I like wrestling, but but they 728 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,280 hate that. Well, you watch documentaries, 729 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,520 don't you? You you watch TV dramas, Same 730 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,000 thing. Isn't. 731 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,680 But yeah, I used to love wrestling by the way, and even 732 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:34,720 though if if WrestleMania was on at 7:00 PM once a year, I would 733 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,480 watch it as the Royal Rumbles on a Sunday morning at 10:00 would 734 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:44,680 watch it. But but I saw Tyson Fury was on 735 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,560 WWE having a bit of a fight. I think that's that's good. 736 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,480 That's good crack. Like he he is a big character 737 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:57,880 and and can talk on the mic, which seems to be like one thing 738 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,560 that there isn't many of them in wrestling that can do that well. 739 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:07,600 So I think Tyson Fury should keep boxing for another four 740 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,160 years. He should try and just beat 741 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,600 everyone because he is an unbelievable boxer. 742 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,720 And then I think he should go to WWE and just enjoy himself and 743 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,640 he'd fit in really well. Nick Boyd says big question. 744 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,800 Eddie Rockets are five guys. I'm gonna go Five guys because 745 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,640 I'm I'm not well versed enough in Eddie Rockets. 746 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,240 I've been a couple of times, but I feel like I don't know what 747 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,880 the big thing is there Five guys. 748 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:37,360 I know it's burgers and chips, but with Eddie Rockets there's a 749 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,120 bit too much in the menu. You know, I like places that 750 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:46,200 just are what they are. And so I would go, I would 751 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,960 probably go Five Guys and Five Guys is dear, right? 752 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,480 But fuck up about it, you know, but well, it's, it's, it's a 753 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,160 point for a burger. No one's no one's going in at 754 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,800 gunpoint. No one's been dragged into five 755 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,760 guys at gunpoint. Open your wallet. 756 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:06,320 Eat that burger. You know, So I, I'd go five 757 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,800 guys. It is deer, but I think it's 758 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,200 delicious. And is it, is there 4 stone of 759 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,000 salt and all your meals? Yep. 760 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,400 But it's delicious. And I'm sad that I can't have 761 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:23,160 gluten free burger buns with the five Guys, but but that's fine. 762 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,520 I'm going out to America. I talked about it last week, 763 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,600 probably going to talk about every week in the podcast to do 764 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,880 shows in Boston, Philadelphia and Chicago. 765 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,120 So I'm looking to have some juicy burgers when I'm out there 766 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,280 and then to balance it out. Also loads of vegan food, so 767 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,720 much out. But if anybody's living in or 768 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,760 spend time Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and you went to either 769 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,280 an unbelievable burger place, ideally somewhere that isn't a 770 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,760 franchise, I want someone to be like. 771 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,640 Hey, you got to check out wise guys. 772 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,200 Burgers, it's under the pier, you know, I like I like that 773 00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:00,640 sort of stuff or or, you know, really nice vegan place in any 774 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,920 of that them places. Let me know so if right now, if 775 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,760 you know people that live Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago or 776 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,040 you're based out there or you're going to be there whatever, I'm 777 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,680 doing shows at the start of November on the I hope I've got 778 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,680 these dates right. On the 6th of November I'm going 779 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,840 to be in Boston doing my solo show in the Ellis Room. 780 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,680 OK, which is in Boston, yes, 2nd of November, the Ellis Room. 781 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,080 On the 7th of November, I'm going to be in Galway Bay Bar in 782 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,880 Chicago, Galway Galway Bay bar bar bar bar. 783 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,640 And on the 10th of November I'm going to be in Suna Pub and 784 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,880 kitchen in Philadelphia and the streets are Philadelphia. 785 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:50,760 So I would like it if if people came to those because if not, 786 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,640 you know, it's just going to be embarrassing. 787 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,680 So, so let me know if you know people out there or whatever. 788 00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:01,720 We'll probably get a ticket ticket link up this week and and 789 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,800 that'll be great. I can't wait. 790 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,680 I've never been to any of those places before. 791 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,960 So I'm absolutely buzzing to to go out and spend a bit of time 792 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,760 there. And I think Philadelphia is the 793 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,080 only city that I'm just there for basically a day. 794 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,840 So I'm not getting to do loads there, but but I get in early in 795 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,200 the morning so I'll go for a big walk. 796 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,920 But Boston and Chicago, especially Chicago, have got a 797 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,360 lot of time there. So I'm looking to just hang 798 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,040 about. I'm seeing what's happened. 799 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,320 I want to play 5A side football. I want to eat food. 800 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,400 I want to go shopping. OK, So help. 801 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,200 Help me. Yeah. 802 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,520 I'll get ticket links up for that. 803 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,040 And, you know, I appreciate nothing more than when people 804 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,160 sort of say to their mates, you know, I should go and check this 805 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,040 out. Or people who send mates down to 806 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,040 shows or even enemies, you know, if you want to play a prank on 807 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,320 them and get them done, if you think they won't enjoy it, get 808 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,520 them along because I still get paid. 809 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,120 So yeah, I'm really looking forward to that. 810 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,560 Oh, I have a couple questions on Instagram as well. 811 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:11,600 Giles Strutt, the main man Giles Strutt says good morning. 812 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,600 When when the man boy cheeky thinks of his childhood, what's 813 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,880 the first song springs to mind? It's a niche one, but it's a 814 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:24,080 song by a band called Dodgy and it's called Good Enough. 815 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:30,480 And it goes like this. I'm reminded of it because I 816 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,720 went to the Isle of Man with my dad to see the TT, which fair 817 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:38,120 play to my dad, you know, I don't don't like motorbikes in 818 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,320 any way. But he took me to the Isle of 819 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,480 Man for the TT, which is a very specific trip, you know what I 820 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,200 mean? And as much as I don't like 821 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,880 motorbikes in any way, we had a really great time. 822 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,600 And for some reason, I just remember every day he'd listen 823 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,320 to Manx radio because that's Island Mountain radio station 824 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,440 and they do all the TT coverage. And this song was played like 825 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,600 every day. It was an unbelievable summer. 826 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,800 I must have been like, I want to say 8 or 9. 827 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,240 And this was the song that I just feel was played that whole 828 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,600 trip. Here we go. 829 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,320 It's so white, by the way, such a white man song. 830 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:24,200 Here we go. If it's good enough for you, 831 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,560 it's good enough for me. It's good enough for two. 832 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,320 It's what I want to see. I mean, don't, don't be that. 833 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,240 I mean, I'm so annoyed that the words are that If it's good 834 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,160 enough for you, it's good enough for me. 835 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,200 It's good enough for two. It's what I want to see. 836 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,960 No, Make the last word be do If it's good enough for you, it's 837 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,520 good enough for me. It's good enough for two. 838 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,680 It's what I want to do. Makes way more sense. 839 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,280 And I I remember being I remember enjoying the trip and 840 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,680 loving that song with being so fucked off that it didn't say 2 841 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,480 at the end and the band dodgy. If you're listening, rerecord, 842 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,400 rerecord. But yes, I wonderful childhood 843 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,440 and that song, really. Brings it all back. 844 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:14,600 Thank you, Giles. Matthew Merlin, good morning. 845 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,600 Matthew Merlin says bit of I'm in the start. 846 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,040 Fighting Talk podcast is great. OK. 847 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:22,600 You said last week Fighting Talking 5 Live was a good show. 848 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,560 I said I didn't know it was still on the air. 849 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,640 I don't get to listen to it. What you're doing is you're 850 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,600 pointing out that there is a podcast version of it, which is 851 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,920 very sweet of you, and I will listen to it. 852 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,360 Get yourself a Bluetooth FM transmitter and your phone plays 853 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,160 over the radio. Yeah, I remember having one of 854 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,880 those back in the day, but it seems like too much hassle so I 855 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,480 won't be doing it. I will get a new car, I hope. 856 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,760 He also says thanks for the car feedback. 857 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:55,120 Yep, a past comment on Matthew's car and which is the car of a 22 858 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,040 year old hairdresser who's called Kellyanne. 859 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,480 But no, it's better than my car, so good luck. 860 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,200 I drive a Passat. I drive a Passat. 861 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,200 It's it's a, it's a divorced taxi driver's car. 862 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:13,480 OK, it's a fat divorce taxi driver's car and I do not care. 863 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,400 I do not. I don't care for cars. 864 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,600 I don't care for them. If it drives, I drive it. 865 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,600 I was going to get a nice car and then I looked at my Passat 866 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,520 and I went, what would a good car do for me? 867 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,920 Really? I like the Passat. 868 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,560 I'm going to drive the Passat until I can't drive the I'm 869 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,360 going to drive the Passat till I won't drive no more. 870 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,880 And that doesn't really go with that song, but there you go. 871 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,880 Matthew's question is, as well as the radio voice, I'm also a 872 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,200 big fan of your Steven Watson. What TV are you into at the 873 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,440 minute? So you like my, yeah, my radio 874 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,320 voice. Also a big fan of Steven Watson. 875 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,280 What TV am I into at the minute? I'm actually not watching TV at 876 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,120 the minute. Whoa. 877 00:48:55,360 --> 00:49:03,360 I'm a futuristic space man. No, I just, I just haven't. 878 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,760 I just haven't had the bloody time to watch television. 879 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,240 I don't know. I'm not watching the series at 880 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:12,000 the minute. We watch Surviving R Kelly and 881 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,880 my conclusion that is R Kelly, Dirty Bastard. 882 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,960 OK. And I know some people are too 883 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,520 afraid to say it, but I'll say it, R Kelly, you're a dirty 884 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,920 bastard, man, alright? And you should be in gaol. 885 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,600 And yes, you have some phenomenal songs. 886 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,520 I believe I can fly. But that shouldn't be taken into 887 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,040 consideration. You're a prick. 888 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,360 OK, R Kelly, you're you're listening in gaol. 889 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,680 Hey, come closer to the come closer to the laptop you're 890 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,920 listening on. By the way, you shouldn't have a 891 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,520 laptop in gaol. Alright? 892 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:49,080 How did you get it up your bum? Secondly, you're a prick, OK? 893 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,080 And I know, R Kelly, you just sent a big lorry to drive past 894 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,520 my house there and then drop that, but fuck you, OK? 895 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,880 I believe I can play. Still great song, but Yep, 896 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,280 that's it, that's it, that's it, that's podcast. 897 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:12,680 OK and Yep, I've got 2 shows. I've got 2 shows left of my No, 898 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,880 no, I've got more, I've got look, I've got shows. 899 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,120 OK, I'm going to be in Anna Skilling. 900 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,320 I put AG on the end because I can. 901 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,080 Friday the 18th of this month. I can't wait. 902 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,560 It's the Ardoin Theatre and tickets are selling and I'm 903 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,040 delighted about that. So if you'd like to come to 904 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,680 that, I would like to have you. I would like you to come. 905 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,360 I'll be at the Galway Comedy Festival. 906 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,600 People are going. No, you're not. 907 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,840 Yes, I am. Am I doing a solo show? 908 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,120 I am doing a solo show. It's the first year I've done a 909 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,880 solo show at the Galway Comedy Festival and it is on Saturday 910 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,880 the 26th of October at 9:00 in the Mick Lally Theatre. 911 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,360 Tickets are €15. You can get them on 912 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:05,320 vodafonecomedycarnival.com. Wonderful, wonderful. 913 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:12,080 I'm going to be in Liverpool. Alright mate, yes, because I'm 914 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,320 going to be in Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club. 915 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:19,400 Where else would I go? Why would I not go to Hot Water 916 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,000 Comedy Club? Because it's great. 917 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,440 And I went last year and the room was like a wee granny's 918 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,520 living room and it. Was smashing, it was smashing. 919 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,120 And if you went, come back and new people come. 920 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,960 Oh fuck, I've just seen Call and get us on the website for No, 921 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:44,720 no, please. Umm Colin's doing a show there. 922 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,880 I'm doing a show there. Did someone say take over? 923 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,360 No, they didn't. No, they didn't. 924 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,720 Umm, searching my own name here, not getting any results. 925 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,080 That's great. That's fucking great. 926 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,680 Thanks a lot. Hot. 927 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,120 I think the date's the 3rd of November. 928 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:08,640 Hot water she and Todd. Yes, yes, I'm going to be over 929 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:14,600 Sunday the 3rd of November in the ground floor studio Hot 930 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,760 Water Comedy Club in Liverpool. How do you get tickets? 931 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,800 You shut the fuck up and you're on hotwatercomedy.co.uk. 932 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,000 You search. What do you think? 933 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,560 You search? That's right, she and Todd and 934 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,600 you get tickets and you actually buy a lot of them, OK. 935 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,080 And on the night, you also bring cash and you pay me again. 936 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,800 And it doesn't say on the website, but that's the way it 937 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,640 is. Guys, thanks so much for 938 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,080 listening to the She and Todd cast. 939 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,040 If you want to hear more of these, you can. 940 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,880 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Signcloud, the whole deal. 941 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,840 The video podcasts are coming back. 942 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,360 They're coming back, but I've been really busy. 943 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,760 And that's not an excuse. But once I get back into those, 944 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,120 I'm not stopping. I can't stop. 945 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,000 I can't stop, OK? I mean, I can't have done before 946 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,680 and I probably will again. But look, let's enjoy it while 947 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,760 it lasts. Thanks so much for for 948 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,880 listening. Sound like I was going to get 949 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,040 emotional there, but I really wasn't. 950 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,080 I just happened to take a breath. 951 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,520 So thank you very much for listening. 952 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,120 There's been the Shane Todd cast every Wednesday. 953 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:18,760 We love it.