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Prime big Deal days is coming 
October 8th and 9th, which can 

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lead to involuntary deal squeals
like the infamous deal on a new 

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massager squeal. 
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October 8th and 9th. 
Separate Welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with Me podcast with 
me, your dad's sacred boyfriend.

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She and Todd before we start and
I always say the fact Don always

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says, oh, Mike, put yourself on 
like get give Mike a mic and 

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then Mike forgets to give 
himself a mic. 

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But let me ask you this question
and we don't even need the 

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answer. 
Have you seen food before? 

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Because I bought him a tray BIC.
OK, well then the senator got 

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him a tray BIC and you think he 
is a 40 year crack addict just 

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getting the biggest hit of his 
life. 

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I've never seen someone eat 
something as enthusiastically. 

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He's eating with a big smile. 
He's trying to be all quiet and 

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he has a root, but he's enjoying
it and we enjoy we enjoy snacks 

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of all kind on on the TV with Me
podcast. 

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So guys, it's it's Friday. 
It's Friday. 

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We don't know what's going to 
happen with the executive. 

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They're making an executive 
announcement. 

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I think it's too late to say. 
I don't know what an executive 

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is. 
I don't know what the executive 

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Is it the government? 

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Is it all people in the 
government or is it just some of

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them who gets to be in the 
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I don't know. 
But then I don't know. 

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I mean, stand up could stand up,
could be we could be back on, we

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could be back in business 
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weeks we have not been in 
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We have not been in business, 
but I don't know if we if we get

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an update during the podcast, 
like just tell me. 

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But you take your time with that
Trayvik. 

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Just I mean, it's hard to watch.
It's incredible. 

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I mean, you can get, you know, 
you can, anyone can buy those in

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the shop. 
You're Yeah, it is you. 

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I mean, it's bigger than I 
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And then I mugged myself off 
because, well, I mugged myself 

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off through this way. 
Primarily. 

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I have some unknown reason, a 
tower mark on my head or I don't

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have it anymore. 
Up until 5 minutes ago, I had 

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walking through described as a 
cartoon tower mark in my head 

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like I was a body in Wacky Races
that have been yeah, I'm deck 

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dastardly. 
I'm deck dastardly. 

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And by the way, please make a 
note that's in the end of this 

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week's podcast. 
So I don't know how you know 

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when like you know when you have
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your shoe and you're like, Oh 
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When you have a cartoon power 
marker on your head, you want to

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know how long it's been there? 
Because here's the thing, Mike 

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told me about it when he 
arrived. 

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And when you have you been run 
over by the Antel mob because 

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you have tower marks in your 
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And I didn't know, obviously the
tower marks in my head. 

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But then when he told me that, I
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didn't. 
And then I just went out into 

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the town centre of Hollywood and
just did various things. 

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I went in the centre. 
I had a proper like business 

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conversation with the guy who 
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I played electric and I'm all 
like, yes mate, no, what's a 

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crack with a metre? 
And he's looking at me being 

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like, what's happened to you in 
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Why have you survived Peugeot 26
running directly over your 

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forehead? 
It's not mean. 

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It's not even just like a slight
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It was a perfect, it was a 
perfect diagonal mark across my 

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head. 
And The thing is, yeah, I just, 

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I mean, it looks like I've done 
Ash Ash Wednesday, but even more

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aggressively than any. 
It looks like I've done Ash 

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Wednesday in a rush. 
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the priest to do the wee 
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I was just like, I need to get 
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I've got things to do and people
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So, yeah, that's probably, you 
know, Donald done a lot of 

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damage to my street cred in 
Hollywood, which already 

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probably was not. 
That was not very high. 

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I hate it when things I get 
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wee bogey and then you see it 
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that? 
You know, or, you know, or your 

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fly's done. 
People, people don't the older 

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you get, people don't alert you 
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You know, that used to be a big 
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People go insert name of the 
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United or Bottom of the lake and
you go, we're not we're top. 

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We're going to do the treble. 
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done. 
You know, eh, but but no, it's 

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like, it's like almost a, it's 
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acknowledge that someone's fly 
is done is to acknowledge that 

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you have been looking at their 
penile area, at their genital 

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area. 
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do, you could definitely do 
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You know, it was fine because 
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Honestly, the best reaction I've
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school, a primary school during 
PE, I was running these black, I

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was running these black shorts 
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legged in the PE hole before PE 
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And, and I was making a Daisy 
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whatever way my shorts had 
washed, it looked like there was

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loads of grey hairs coming out 
of where my, let's say childhood

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penis would have been around 
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And, and I'm one of the girls in
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reference to it. 
I was like, what the fuck is 

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that? 
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been 7 or 8 years old. 
I said I've started early. 

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And honestly, never before has 
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people lost their minds. 
What made it so much funnier is 

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the fact that they were grey. 
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only had I got puberty, but they
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And that like floored people 
that absolutely floored people. 

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And the janitor loved that. 
He's like, let me see him on. 

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We didn't, you know, in his 
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But yeah, I mean, whenever you 
whenever you made a joke in 

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school used to you All right. 
This is so undignified. 

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I swear you there, there are. 
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what I mean. 
There are Asian businessmen that

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would pay money to stream you 
eating the tray. 

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Big disgusting yet sexual thing 
I've ever seen in my life. 

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It's so I think the fact that 
it's pink as well and you've got

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like your face is a bit pink now
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God, it's just really, really 
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But at the but and I'm also hard
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Yeah, primary school. 
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I was in the school, I was in 
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mime. 
So that's just a little bit a 

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little bit of trivia about me. 
Here's the thing in the audition

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for the strand time primary 
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out of I just felt inspired that
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park, I think. 
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because you had to just go in 
with a song of your choice and I

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sang Amazing Grace and that is 
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That's just true. 
You know, obviously a very 

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inspirational, a very culture 
defining song being sung by a 

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six year old boy from Hollywood.
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realised that actually I was 
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couldn't sing. 
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competitions. 
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never sang. 
There's a lot of one. 

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There's a lot of more talk about
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But before we really launch into
it, let me plug Patreon, not let

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me plug our Patreon. 
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although I will plug Patreon. 
So it's a good idea. 

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patreon.com/team with me podcast
you get, we all like it when we 

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get extra things, but we're not 
entitled, so we can't just 

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expect extra things for free. 
We get this podcast. 

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You get the Wednesday podcast, 
but on patreon.com/tea with me 

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podcast, you get a bonus podcast
that I do every Monday with Don.

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And sometimes they're like as 
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they're they're more bite size, 
but they're very fun podcasts 

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and lesson on the one just 
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I talk a lot about censorship 
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enjoyable, the lesson and it was
certainly one that I text on 

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after we recorded and said, 
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And he said yes. 
So that might that might quite 

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your whistle. 
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once a month. 
We just did one with Dave 

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Elliott, Kieran Bartlett and 
then interviewed a lot of 

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zippers as well. 
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those once a month And the next 
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a half, two weeks time and a 
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So that that's only for zippers.
They get to watch that live and 

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I get to see them on zoom and a 
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see them and they do a lot of on
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Let me just say that patreon.com
section with me podcast. 

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You want to support the podcast?
You can do that there. 

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I want to crack into this. 
I I fulfilled a little bit of a 

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little bit of an ambition, a 
little bit of a a curiosity 

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dream, which was I commentated 
on an actual football match this

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week as one of my alter egos, 
Keith Cruz and it was a lot of 

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fun. 
By the way, I got us tea, but I 

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think I remembered that at the 
time Mark on my forehead, so I 

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forgot to put milk in the tea. 
So this is black tea. 

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I like black coffee. 
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That's real. 
That's not good. 

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It's not good. 
It's just tea is milk makes tea.

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Milk really does make tea. 
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be nothing without milk. 
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Deck, phenomenal. 
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would be abysmal, I think. 
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So I I, I wanted to commentate 
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time just because I love 
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Since I when I studied 
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That was something I thought 
maybe I could do So Portadown 

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Football Club said I put out a 
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They said yes, you know, would 
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a game. 
I am I missed 3 calls since we 

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started in the podcast. 
That's the most calls I've ever 

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received in a day. 
And Portadown said yes, come up 

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commentate in the game for their
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They were playing Linfield and 
when they announced that, some 

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people were raging and not to me
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Like they announced that. 
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of like more Linfield fans than 
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not be listening all. 
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and madness. 
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the middle of a epidemic, 
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And I don't think in the grand 
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commentary is Keith Cruz would 
be in the top 1000. 

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Worst things that have happened 
this year in the top 2000, yes, 

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but not the top 1000. 
You didn't need to get that 

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annoyed about it. 
And people were getting really 

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annoyed. 
And this guy put up one of my 

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favourite tweets ever, which, 
and by the way, I won't I won't 

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really interact with someone if 
their profile picture is a 

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football badge or a footballer 
and just isn't them because I 

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don't know who I'm talking to. 
And this guy put up a tweet, 

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someone under it was like 
brilliant mate, looking forward 

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to it. 
And then this guy on the road. 

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I won't be watching and heard a 
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I heard a few a few others that 
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And the fellow who initially was
like, great mate went when you 

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serious? 
And the guy I wrote, I know of 

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at least four others who will 
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Portadon Football Club would at 
that stage go this is a fucking 

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shitstorm. 
There's four boys here all 

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called jury not listening. 
And but yeah, people were really

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annoyed about it. 
Part of me gets it because I'm 

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like, you might just want to 
watch a football match. 

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You're not getting to go to the 
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Do you really want to hear a 
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boosters, talking about 
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He doesn't want it. 
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take it seriously. 
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weird if I commentated as Keith 
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I'm just providing genuine 
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I was like, let me just have a 
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stand without, so it's socially 
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the fellas would be like, go 
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his life. 
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caring so much about, you know, 
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heard that I was looking to get 
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like where's the nearest chippy 
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Lovely guy must be involved in 
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grand, but the guy just gave me 
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they put it down away shirt, a 
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face mask, a bobble hat, a pen 
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Cruz and I was like, should I 
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appreciate it. 
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It divided people. 
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But I enjoyed it and some people
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I think I'm going to do ones for
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Warrenpoint and then I'm going 
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commentary. 
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It was really good because you 
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is happening in the match and I 
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don't as Keith Cruz, but I 
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having me up. 
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the the vaccine. 
You know, news has come out in 

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the last couple of days that 
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be a vaccine. 
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bringing it in like before 
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And Mike, you look really, you 
heard, you've heard of it this 

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way. 
OK, OK. 

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all these big pharmaceutical 
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really fast and they've tried it
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And my attitude towards it, like
the big debate and any what's up

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group I'm in is would you get 
it? 

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Would you get it? 
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is, yeah, I probably would 
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saying do get it. 
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And the no, like I could be 
doing it wrong. 

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I could be totally wrong. 
I could go this this vaccine 

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actually isn't safe and I could 
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But the people saying do take it
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and top people that work in labs
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take it are like my cousin's 
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don't work in top scientific 
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retail. 
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vaccines in the past or whatever
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know, but they're probably like 
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people who do like chip vaccines
and stuff, you know what I mean?

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Like counterfeit vaccines, 
vaccines have fell off the back 

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of a van. 
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But it's just funny that like 
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is is surely like a good thing 
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elderly people and stuff. 
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to talk about a red rag, do a 
Boo. 

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Whenever the likes of Belfast 
live, the Telegraph release that

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story, everybody, there's a 
there's a faxing. 

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That is when some people see 
that and just like crack their 

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knuckles and they're like love 
clear my diary. 

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I've got to get to work here 
because some of the comments 

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I've seen and I'm going to read 
some of them. 

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I haven't looked at these really
beforehand. 

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We'll just look through the 
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best ones. 
But like, some people are often 

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offering their opinions just 
need to take even 2 minutes. 

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And if you still want to post 
it, post it. 

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But I don't. 
I just think it's funny that 

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they're like, yeah, there could 
be a vaccine for this thing that

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has caused so much disruption 
and death in the world. 

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And some people are like, you 
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I'll stick that my tried and 
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is Lamsep and I'm a wank. 
Here's the thing. 

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All you need to do is pull the 
wire off yourself and drink 

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plenty of Ribena and you'll be 
sweet. 

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And the reason I know what is 
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drives a van. 
So I would know. 

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I don't know. 
I don't know. 

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I'm going to get I'm like, I'm 
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whatever you call these 
companies. 

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Yeah, I'm going to guess there 
is like evil there. 

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I'm going to guess these are 
billion dollar, multi billion 

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dollar, umm, money making 
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The the I think they care about 
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I think they care more about 
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everyday people getting access 
to these things 100%. 

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So so I don't think these 
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stuff are essentially eh, 
Knights in China normal. 

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I don't think they're like 
they're doing this because they 

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just care so much. 
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there will be an element there, 
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it is cash driven. 
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this vaccine. 
I'll probably wait till I get 

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tested on more people. 
But at the same time, as an 

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influencer, I have been working 
with Pfizer. 

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So what they're called Pfizer. 
I've become, I'm working with 

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Pfizer. 
So if you use the discount code 

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zipper, you will get 20% off and
free shipping on your vaccine. 

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So do check that out when you're
getting your vaccine. 

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Just an Instagram live video of 
you. 

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And I want you to just say tea 
with me podcast sent me. 

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I don't know, let's get in. 
Let's get into some let's get 

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into some comments about this 
because the calm, let's face it,

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the comments section is the new 
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And we're not looking for like 
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comments section. 
We're looking for the most mad 

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opinions that we can find. 
And this, this brings it all 

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out. 
OK, hang on. 

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Right. 
So yeah, so the new executive 

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announcement is about to come 
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So that's kind of dominating the
news. 

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But yesterday, yes. 
OK, here we go. 

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So the headline of this is new 
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against COVID, say Pfizer 
comments. 

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Michelle straight away goes fine
for those who have underlying 

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health conditions who wish to 
take it. 

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I'll rely on my immune system, 
thanks. 

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I mean, you don't need to be 
sassy towards the vaccine 

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because the vaccine isn't even a
person, you know what I mean? 

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I think I just stick to my 
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right. 
I love it. 

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Also, what's funny with a real 
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when someone comes in with just 
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Like when someone just feels the
need to be like, listen, let me 

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just fire this in when someone 
like Linda goes a bit of 

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positive news. 
Let's hope the further tests go 

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well. 
It almost doesn't need said. 

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It almost doesn't need said, but
Linda's like, no, let me just 

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throw my weight behind this. 
OK, Hang on. 

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And he goes, brilliant. 
The vaccine that's 90% ready and

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not tested, but you'll hold your
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Phil. 
Philip. 

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I don't know. 
I think Philip might be someone 

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who, you know, is a bit 
sceptical towards the vaccine 

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because he says stick it where 
the sun doesn't shine. 

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I'll take my chances. 
I mean, most people will get it 

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in the arm, but Phillips 
basically saying he wants it 

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rectally, stick it with a 
sundust and shine. 

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So he's in there like taking no 
chances, pants and trousers 

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down. 
He's bent over and he's like, 

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listen, I know you normally do 
this into the veins in the arm, 

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but do me a favour and whack 
this right up my bum because I'm

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not taking any chances. 
It's right, right. 

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So this person follows the theme
of like anytime anyone takes a 

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picture of themself up at 
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Stormont when they're out for a 
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This is said in the same tone as
the people who commented that 

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and always go you could, you 
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You know whoever puts a poster a
picture of of themselves at 

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Stormont, always their friends 
are under a being. 

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Like say they call Brian, you go
Brian, see when you're up earth,

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see if you can be first 
minister. 

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You do a better job mate. 
David goes. 

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I'd suggest that all MPs and 
MLAs take a first dose, let it 

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sit for several months and see 
how good it is. 

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I can see them kicking the door 
in to join the queue. 

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Clown emoji love it when you 
finish up without it's like a 

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punch and say hey, clown emoji. 
Wow. 

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I mean the people that made the 
app. 

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Then Paul says I'll take my 
chances with COVID-19. 

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Paul judgement profile picture. 
You're 95 years old so don't 

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take your place. 
Paul, whatever you do, do not 

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take your chances, eh? 
Oh shit, Janine, but insider 

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info here. 
So it's nothing to do with 150 

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billion Pfizer gets from making 
it before the end of 2020 and 

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then this emoji. 
So a little bit sceptical. 

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Umm, I had a Dorothy would 
approaches precaution as if 

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they're as if they're not, as if
they're going to read this and 

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go, oh, maybe we should test 
this. 

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You know, like Dorothy, like 
listen, do me a favour, make 

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sure you're safe as you possibly
can. 

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Dorothy's the sort of person who
go who goes that. 

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Listen, do me a favour when 
you're going out for a night, I 

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just mind yourself, OK? 
I will mind myself because I 

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wasn't going to mind myself. 
Sherry doesn't trust it. 

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Where's the proper testing for 
these vaccines? 

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Seems like they're just pumping 
them out for. 

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No, pumping them out, not good. 
It takes years to get a proper 

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00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,880
vaccine, right? 
I mean, yeah, but at the end of 

446
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920
the day, it is happening not, 
you know what I mean? 

447
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,360
So it is happening now. 
So if they get it now, they're 

448
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,480
not surely good. 
Michael, I always said they'd 

449
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,680
get a vaccine when Trump lost. 
16 likes. 

450
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:29,240
Oh, for Fox sake, right, Let me 
just enter up the podcast. 

451
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,040
Well, someone has interrupted 
the podcast. 

452
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,840
Dave Elliot. 
No, no, socially distanced. 

453
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,120
I'm glad to see you wearing a 
mask. 

454
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240
What? 
What do you do? 

455
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,280
Do you want a mic? 
What? 

456
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,480
No, I don't know. 
I'm just here. 

457
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,120
Yeah, you're just here. 
We, this is my podcast. 

458
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,880
We don't do. 
You're here for boy time. 

459
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,240
We don't do this together. 
No, we don't. 

460
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,680
But fuck, I genuinely didn't 
know Dave was coming. 

461
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:54,440
Get a mic, there's one that 
there's a stand. 

462
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,560
Get the stand next door and your
mics here. 

463
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,160
I genuinely didn't know this was
this was happening by the way. 

464
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,920
Getting the. 
Band back together. 

465
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,920
No, no, no the bat. 
No, I need. 

466
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:13,320
This I need this I can't stay. 
At home by myself anymore. 

467
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,400
Oh man. 
Listen, I know you took it hard 

468
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,240
that we stopped doing boy time, 
but Mike, is this going to be OK

469
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,040
for Frame if I move over? 
Absolutely nothing? 

470
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,600
Absolutely not. 
But we'll make it work. 

471
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,760
I'm only staying for one minute.
I just had to come back and say 

472
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,840
bring it back. 
No, I need this no. 

473
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,760
I need all probation I. 
Need a hand I need taking that 

474
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,480
to the dump. 
I can't do it anymore, guys. 

475
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,360
I miss you too, Mike. 
I miss my. 

476
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,280
Listeners, no, please. 
No. 

477
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,280
You're not supposed to be here. 
No, no, no, no. 

478
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,720
It's OK. 
No, no, no. 

479
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,880
Why are you so sweaty? 
Please. 

480
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,360
I'm so desperate, I'm desperate.
Are you? 

481
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,040
Are you OK? 
Why are you here? 

482
00:26:54,360 --> 00:27:10,440
I don't even know. 
Yeah, so back to Dave. 

483
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,480
I genuinely don't. 
I genuinely don't know why he 

484
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,040
was here. 
He doesn't even live in this 

485
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,960
time, but it was good to see him
because since we stopped doing 

486
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,760
boy time, that's the first time 
first time I've seen Dave 

487
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,200
Elliott and more up of the 
vaccine comments. 

488
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,240
Any anyway, I probably should 
have looked and picked out the 

489
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,600
best ones because that was just 
a bit rambly, but that's just 

490
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:35,760
what what a podcast is. 
Dave Elliott there flip guy is 

491
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,920
not doing well. 
I mean, to be fair, obviously we

492
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,000
still share. 
I don't know if people know 

493
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,400
this. 
We still share a studio. 

494
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,160
That might explain why there was
a pillow and blanket here when 

495
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,440
we got here and toothbrush and 
stuff. 

496
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,440
I think he's living. 
And hankies. 

497
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,480
Yeah. 
And you know what he was using 

498
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,080
those for. 
I think Willie tears. 

499
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:59,320
I think he I the saddest 
countries on them all time 

500
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:04,960
Willie tears. 
My wife left me and since then 

501
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,120
I've been crying Willie tears. 
And yeah, I mean, what I would 

502
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,640
like is people to reach out to 
Dave Elliott because he needs it

503
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,440
and I won't be doing it. 
We haven't spoken since Word 

504
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,080
Time podcast ended. 
We share the studio, but Mike's 

505
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,520
kind of the middle man and make 
sure I'm not here when Dave's 

506
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,680
here and vice versa. 
But Jesus, that was tough to see

507
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,600
with this executive announcement
today. 

508
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,960
I don't know what the crack with
stand up is. 

509
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,080
I'm hoping that and I'm hoping 
we can announce this hope 

510
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,120
everything works well, but I 
would I hope that we can do a 

511
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,920
run of shows in December, a bit 
like the last Limelight shows 

512
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,400
that did socially destined all 
done properly. 

513
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,720
I'm really hoping that would 
happen. 

514
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,800
That would that would be class 
because the last couple of weeks

515
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,600
it's just been tough with like 
no gigs and no real signing 

516
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,720
gigs. 
You know, I get the idea behind 

517
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,960
the circuit breaker. 
It's so tough on hospitality and

518
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,800
stuff. 
But but if we know that like, 

519
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,280
OK, we're done and then it's 
going to be a bit more normal, 

520
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,640
that will be good. 
But like it's just been shipped 

521
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,080
with like not no gigs and then 
not being able to even plan 

522
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,600
gigs. 
But hopefully there's some sort 

523
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,200
of, there's some sort of news on
that. 

524
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,120
I'm going to do that. 
My battery's went today on the 

525
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,120
laptop, so I'm going to do 
listeners questions. 

526
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,160
So yeah, we've got loads of 
listeners questions I can 

527
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,080
address the state of the place. 
Yes, mother, I can. 

528
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:39,120
So we're I mentioned the podcast
not that long ago. 

529
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,400
We're renovating, we're spring 
cleaning. 

530
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,160
Dave has a wall in this room, 
which is great. 

531
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,280
It's perfect. 
It's the old boy tone wall, so 

532
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,160
it's already painted. 
He's got a sign. 

533
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,960
He's fine and dandy apart from 
having a breakdown there. 

534
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,200
This is my wall, but we have the
design for it. 

535
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,480
But we're a week or two away 
from actually getting the wall 

536
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,000
finished. 
And then we're going to have a 

537
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,800
sign and we're going to have 
shelves and it's going to, it's 

538
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,680
going to be glorious. 
I've got a new chair. 

539
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,640
This isn't it? 
But I've got a new chair I 

540
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,600
built. 
I built this table today. 

541
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,200
And hey, that all comes from 
Patreon money. 

542
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:18,120
And so, yeah, that's why the 
wall is kind of like this. 

543
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,360
Can you see the way Hollywood's 
in? 

544
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,120
OK, cool. 
I mean, it's quite sad to put 

545
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,240
that up, isn't it? 
Because it's like every better 

546
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,760
to just have a blank wall. 
But yeah, the studio will be, it

547
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,840
will be something pretty soon. 
Mark Beatty gets this Twitter. 

548
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,960
First of all, Mark Beatty says 
who's better commentary, Keith 

549
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,880
Cruz or Martin Tyler? 
Yeah, Mark was the guy that 

550
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,160
arranged me going up to 
Portadown to to do the match. 

551
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,080
I message him like the day 
before. 

552
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,960
And I said, mate, there's some 
people like saying they're not 

553
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,960
going to be tuning in, they're 
unsubscribing for this game. 

554
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,320
I was like, do you want me to 
like step aside and not do it? 

555
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,800
Because at the end of the day, I
don't want you to actually lose 

556
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,880
out of money or whatever. 
And he goes, trust me. 

557
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,640
And I thought he was going to be
like, trust me, mate, you're 

558
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,760
brilliant at this. 
It's going to be great. 

559
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,200
He goes, trust me, the amount of
people will lose. 

560
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,760
I'd say we'll get some people 
additionally. 

561
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,840
So we'll make up for all those 
people we're going to lose. 

562
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:21,080
And I was like, OK, and went up 
and Mark and his team, by the 

563
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,360
way, all those guys that do 
that. 

564
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,440
I, I was talking about the Irish
League, all the people that do 

565
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,640
that, all volunteers, like 
they're like media team, they're

566
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,360
streaming the game, they're 
running the social media 

567
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,240
accounts, I think all that kind.
I mean, there's like four or 

568
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,840
five of them more maybe. 
And it's just class to see all 

569
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,720
absolute gentlemen. 
So, so who's better commentator?

570
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,000
Keith Cruiser. 
Martin Tyler cruising 100% like 

571
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,840
Martin Tyler's never going to 
never going to ask his cool 

572
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,840
commentator who he thinks the 
sexiest player in Irish League 

573
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,120
is. 
Simple as that. 

574
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,960
Matthew Mclarty Do you reckon 
Keith Cruz has a shot of cold 

575
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,280
commentary for the Champions 
League final or even bigger 

576
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,640
Northern Ireland's match this 
week? 

577
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,840
I think I can understand why 
people might go Nah would get 

578
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,000
slightly irritating because it's
90 minutes of Crozier and people

579
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,320
only used to like a minute and 
1/2 at a time of Crozier. 

580
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,760
But I'd be willing to take the 
call up. 

581
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,240
There is like a thing of people 
doing their own commentary, like

582
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,520
comedy commentary on football 
matches and sports things and 

583
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,680
all that. 
So I don't know, maybe it would 

584
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,480
do that at some point. 
Alex Mcgreevy, how did you vote 

585
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,880
in the US election? 
And are you still legally dead? 

586
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,360
Yeah. 
I mean, the the thing I find 

587
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,040
quite funny about it is like, 
Trump has obviously gone on 

588
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,760
these huge rants and capital 
letters on Twitter and he's 

589
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,720
like, oh, they're illegally 
voting and all this kind of 

590
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,120
thing. 
And listen, I don't know that 

591
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,840
they're not, I don't have a 
clue. 

592
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,120
I don't know if they're not or 
if anything come with, I don't 

593
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,600
have a clue. 
But I think some Trump 

594
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,680
supporters are doing videos that
I've seen a few of where they're

595
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,360
like caught on, caught red 
handed, stroked, Look at this. 

596
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,400
And then one I saw there was 
this guy dumping mail in ballots

597
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,280
in this box, all for Biden. 
And they go up to the guy and 

598
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,720
they're like, so are they, what,
what are you doing here? 

599
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,640
And he's like, oh, just putting 
these votes in and all he's 

600
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,520
like, they're all for Biden. 
And on the side of the guy's 

601
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:25,400
car, there is a Chinese logo as 
if he's like working for the 

602
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,960
Chinese government. 
But it was like duct, it was a 

603
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,400
four page duct taped on. 
And I think if you're going to 

604
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,080
do that kind of thing, like do 
it well, hire actors, do it 

605
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,320
right. 
Because I, so I don't know if I 

606
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,280
talked about in the last, I 
think they talked about in the 

607
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,000
podcast earlier in the week, 
somebody I know very well shared

608
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,240
a picture of George Clooney and 
Barack Obama on a speedboat 

609
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,880
from, I don't know, years ago 
when they were like, I don't 

610
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,920
know, hanging out. 
And it, there was a photoshopped

611
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,360
young Asian girl in the boat 
with him in this picture, but 

612
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,120
they hadn't cropped around her 
head properly. 

613
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,960
It's like something I would make
on Microsoft Paint. 

614
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,480
And this, I know this person who
is intelligent and like dirty 

615
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,600
bastards. 
And I'm like, who's The Dirty 

616
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,280
bastard in this? 
In this case, who is The Dirty 

617
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,080
bastard here? 
That's like, what about this 

618
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,400
thought? 
You know, I just think how are 

619
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,400
these these guys not getting 
better Photoshop type people? 

620
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,920
Like why is like Mike here not 
getting the call up for, you 

621
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,679
know, far right or far left 
people to be like, listen, can 

622
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:35,239
you edit, you know, can you edit
Lady Gaga into this thing where,

623
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,560
you know, skulls are being 
eaten? 

624
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,440
You do you do a worse job? 
No, you do a great job at that. 

625
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,480
You actually do a lot of that in
spare time. 

626
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:51,679
My hello, michaelfoster.tv. 
But yeah, I mean, I just David 

627
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:53,920
Blevins in the podcast earlier 
in the week who's a journalist, 

628
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,480
a very good one. 
And I was like, he was busy 

629
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,760
saying everyone's a journalist, 
not everyone's news outlet. 

630
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,000
And he's like, but take two 
minutes and look at what you're 

631
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,680
writing or sending out and just 
think, can I back this up? 

632
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,320
Do I stand over this and stuff 
like bad Photoshop? 

633
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:15,920
I mean, Jesus Christ, Clive 
Gilmore says why are the Bakken 

634
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,960
singers on Motown Records so 
negative? 

635
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,520
I love Motown and I don't really
get, I don't really get the 

636
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:30,000
reference why. 
But Clive, give me more info on 

637
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,880
that and we'll, I'll talk about 
it next week because I like 

638
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,640
Motown and you might be on to 
something there, but I don't 

639
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,000
know what it is. 
Jamie Mckevitt, are you a butter

640
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,480
and jam on Toastman or just one 
or the other? 

641
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,160
If jam was if jam, what flavour?
PS Hope you enjoyed the neon 

642
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,080
Osman joke. 
Well, yes, I did because I'm 

643
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,280
looking for a neon sign for the 
podcast background. 

644
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,760
I put out a tweet saying do I 
know anyone that does neon 

645
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,880
signs? 
And Jamie Mckevitt tagged as 

646
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,160
mate and referred to as mate as 
neon Osman. 

647
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,360
And that's rhyme. 
And that's a rhyme with Leon 

648
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,400
Osman. 
It's a pun. 

649
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,040
Leon Osman, who's play for 
Everton and I really enjoyed the

650
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,440
niche nature of that. 
Really, really enjoyed it 

651
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,400
because I'm sure there's more 
famous Leons, not that I can 

652
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,040
think of, but yeah, I enjoyed 
that 10 out of 10. 

653
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,080
But am IA butter and jam on 
Toastman or just one of the 

654
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,080
other? 
Let me flip the script. 

655
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:29,680
I am a jam and honey on Toastman
because what I do is I get my 

656
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:34,320
little gluten free toast. 
I put a spread a jam over it 

657
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,120
usually. 
Raspberry seedless I prefer but 

658
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,280
I can take seeds and then I pour
a little bit of honey on top of 

659
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,800
that jam and honey. 
Good combo after the jam bro, 

660
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:52,920
you know what I mean. 
Triple denim disaster says 

661
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,920
great. 
No such thing. 

662
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,640
Great enchanto. 
I believe we all have some OCD 

663
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,320
to some degree. 
I've been crossing roads before 

664
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,240
and felt that weird feeling of 
having to get across before a 

665
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:05,520
car even sees me, never mind 
gets near me. 

666
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,240
Do you have any old phobias like
this? 

667
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,520
Yeah, I mean, that is, that 
definitely is like an OCD one. 

668
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,360
But I'd say there's a lot of 
people who do that who are like,

669
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,960
I need to not see a car in the 
distance before I cross. 

670
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,240
You know, I'm a thrill seeker 
when it comes crossing roads. 

671
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,640
Like sometimes I'll do it. 
And I'm like, because you're 

672
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,920
saying I'll never run, I'll 
never run across a road because 

673
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,480
what if I triple my lace and 
break my neck and then get run 

674
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:39,240
over by a car? 
So, you know, that's it. 

675
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,600
And I always make sure I'm on 
laces type because of if you 

676
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:46,480
don't, you'll break your neck. 
But crossing a road, yeah, I can

677
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,680
understand. 
Like I, I'm trying to think if I

678
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,400
have any OCD type things with 
driving. 

679
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,280
Yeah, I mean, the obvious one 
would be the temperature in the 

680
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:01,080
car has to be an even number, 
you know, like 20 to 20° or 18 

681
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,200
or whatever. 
But apart from that, not really.

682
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,360
I mean, that is that is, that is
a weird one. 

683
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,040
Sean says. 
Do you remember going into tech 

684
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,560
in the mornings in your wee blue
26 with a ball with a ball of 

685
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,760
jam bones from Spar and a ball 
of jam bones? 

686
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,920
And that's John Hughes, my mom, 
John Hughes, who used to go to 

687
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,960
tech with. 
Do you remember going to tech in

688
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,680
my blue 2O6? 
Yes, but the sad thing is the 

689
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,600
two O 6 was the better of the 
cars I went to tech in because 

690
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,960
bef well, no, that's not true. 
So I used to have a silver Corsa

691
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:44,280
when I started going to Tech and
John, I'm sure you were in that.

692
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:52,640
And my so the Corsa was the 
first car I owned and it cost to

693
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,080
£150. 
My first car, my Corsair cost 

694
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,800
£150. 
One litre flying machine as my 

695
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,960
dad would say. 
It goes like shit off a shovel. 

696
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,560
And I remember like when we were
in Castle Ray Tech and I had 

697
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,880
that car. 
I also remember, sorry, John was

698
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,000
the one that told me that my car
got broken into. 

699
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,920
We used to park at the bottom of
the falls and one day he came 

700
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,040
into class and went, your car 
got broken into your windows 

701
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,600
bust. 
And I was like, ha, ha, and then

702
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,800
got back and realised it was and
there was a note from the place.

703
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,360
Genuinely, my course got broken 
into and they didn't take like 

704
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,680
they didn't take anything. 
They didn't do any damage inside

705
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,280
it because they must have 
regretted, you know, they must 

706
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,200
have broke the window. 
And then we're like, this guy 

707
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,960
drives A1 litre Corsa that 
clearly has a street value of 

708
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,240
seven points. 
It's not like he's going to have

709
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:45,160
a Rolex in the car. 
So and for too long I just like 

710
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,600
had cardboard on the window of 
so bad. 

711
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:54,040
But then I had a 26 the get 
ready for this, my dad did some 

712
00:39:54,040 --> 00:40:00,240
sort of deal and I got that car 
for 50 quid, £50 and it was a 

713
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,200
206 and I had a class on roof. 
It was the video Michael we shot

714
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:08,440
MC Beazer changes with and I 
loved that car but my door got 

715
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,640
fucked basically and the door 
opened and buckled back into 

716
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,000
itself. 
So the whole side of it was 

717
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,080
dented. 
So that car was class until that

718
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,240
happened, and then that was a 
bad look for a long time. 

719
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,600
But yeah, I, I, I used to love 
that because like, like even 

720
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,520
just having a car, you felt like
the man. 

721
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,160
You know what I mean? 
Like, you know, when you, when 

722
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,120
you think back to getting the 
bus, a lot of bad things about 

723
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,360
that. 
It might be raining, you're 

724
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,520
sitting on the bus with other 
people, you might not get a good

725
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,680
seat. 
And also, when you're a young 

726
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:43,640
guy on the bus, you're going 
like the vibrations of the boss 

727
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:50,520
meant that five days out of five
you were, let's just say on the 

728
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:58,960
bus you were hmm, you were 
sounds route, if that makes 

729
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,120
sense, you know now. 
And that was an awkward because 

730
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,240
you then you're like, I hope 
this goes down before I get off 

731
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,840
the bus. 
And I hope that that wasn't just

732
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,880
me, because if that was just me 
that happened to then, then that

733
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,600
is weird. 
But I don't I don't I don't 

734
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,000
think it was. 
In fact, it wasn't because it 

735
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,080
was a guy on the bus just always
get my attention and go look and

736
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,600
show me his. 
And it's weird to get the bus 

737
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,040
with your uncle. 
But I wouldn't have said John 

738
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,360
had a ball of jam bones from 
from spot. 

739
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,240
I wasn't. 
I've never really been a jam 

740
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:33,520
bong guy. 
I don't like I don't like jam 

741
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,640
bones because you don't know how
much meat is inside a jam bong 

742
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,000
until you bite into it, you 
know, and sometimes you get let 

743
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,400
down and sometimes there's too 
much in it. 

744
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,880
So I would more have been 
sausage roll bop kind of guy 

745
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,280
iced finger, coconut finger. 
If you're feeling particularly, 

746
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,200
let's just say not a heteros, 
like not 100% heterosexual that 

747
00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:00,400
day, you know, because the the 
ice finger is the DUP of baked 

748
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,120
goods. 
But the coconut finger, that's a

749
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,640
that's a party at Club 
Tropicana. 

750
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,360
You know, mark bags with the 
apocalypse eminent. 

751
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,800
If you had one last wish before 
you visit the pipe works in the 

752
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,080
sky, what would it be? 
Hashtag good morning. 

753
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,560
The pipe works in the sky. 
Oh yes, I mean now that used to 

754
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,960
be my Friday night back in the 
day was go to Sky Nightclub and 

755
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,160
then finish with the nightcap 
and the pipe works with 

756
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,720
apocalypse. 
At what will my last wish be not

757
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:42,600
to have a tower mark on my head.
Is it fuck, is it like is it 

758
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,440
like I've touched something and 
then I've touched my head? 

759
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:50,560
Oh no, Jenkins, is it noticeable
in the podcast using do what I 

760
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,640
did? 
Fuck, I just did my hair the 

761
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,360
other way. 
This been a terrible day. 

762
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,080
What I did with the podcast will
be my last wish that I didn't 

763
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,960
look like a fucking cartoon 
villain, you know? 

764
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:13,280
Umm, Rory organs. 
Would you rather be blind or 

765
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,400
deaf? 
I mean insensitive, but what 

766
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,520
other would I rather be blind or
deaf? 

767
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,960
Probably deaf because I watch a 
lot of European crime dramas 

768
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:34,680
that are subtitled. 
So for the R that that's on, I'm

769
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,640
OK because I'm still getting to 
see it, whereas if I was blind, 

770
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,240
I wouldn't get to see my 
reflection again. 

771
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:50,720
So ideally neither if there was 
an option for that Philnez. 

772
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,360
But if an island went on sale on
the coast of Ireland, you were 

773
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,640
able to buy it and declare it as
your own country, what would you

774
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,040
call it and what would what 
would some of the laws be? 

775
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:04,200
Yeah, I would buy it. 
I would call it, I would call it

776
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,600
Pipeworks Island and it would 
retain a lot of the etiquette 

777
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,960
from the the business for me 
known as the Pipeworks. 

778
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:21,720
So let's just say it would be 
let's just say if you're coming 

779
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:34,240
over cum, I wouldn't bring the 
family all idle at all bits. 

780
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,400
Do you ever Potter around in a 
shed? 

781
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:42,560
No, no, Oh, fuck, that's a 
horrendous question with 

782
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,720
paedophiles. 
Not that one, but another one 

783
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,200
that I saw there. 
Do you ever Potter about in a 

784
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,480
shed? 
No, I'm not a I'm not a I'm not 

785
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,200
a I'm not a Potter. 
I don't think I ever will be. 

786
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,040
I Potter about in shops. 
Definitely, you know, in in 

787
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,040
like, you know, JD Sports or 
whatever. 

788
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,600
I can Potter around for a while,
but not in it, not if I'm in a 

789
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,960
shed. 
I know what I'm there for. 

790
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,120
And then I'm out. 
I'm in and out like a fiddler's 

791
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,080
elbow. 
Mark wants to see a mockumentary

792
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,400
star on myself and Dave as the 
Spanish singers. 

793
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,400
I mean, yes, yeah, that would be
incredibly enjoyable. 

794
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,240
The Spanish singers trying to 
get a record deal in Northern 

795
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,400
Ireland or just like the Spanish
singers rocking up the working 

796
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:29,520
men's clubs in Northern Ireland,
singing the Penny Arcade in 

797
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,400
Spanish. 
Is he? 

798
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,120
I don't know. 
Why was he here? 

799
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,400
Because he didn't leave anything
off or fuck, I don't know. 

800
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,680
Is he? 
Do you want me to see if he's 

801
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,000
here? 
Let me just message Dave Elliott

802
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,880
and say, are you still here? 
Yeah. 

803
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,120
The Spanish singers singing like
Sweet Caroline in like the Kong 

804
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,600
club on the Newton Rd. 
Enjoyable. 

805
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,080
Especially it was like hidden 
camera just to see the reaction.

806
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,560
What we get, Ryan Bell, who's 
better look at me or Andy 

807
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,800
Waterworth? 
I mean it's close contest when I

808
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,760
don't have oil on my head, but 
when I have oil in my head it's 

809
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,560
Andy for sure. 
Ordinarily probably Andy 

810
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,040
Waterworth. 
Best looking player in the Irish

811
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:22,280
league, 100% Ali Campbell. 
Was that a wee Cliftonville 

812
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,040
number you had on in the gym? 
Also, is Aaron Butler 

813
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,000
homoerotic? 
Two very different questions 

814
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,560
there was it AI was wearing a 
Cliftonville T-shirt in the gym 

815
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,600
earlier Yes, I'm trying to get a
little bit of apparel from all 

816
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,840
Irish league clubs. 
I'm about halfway there and I 

817
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,200
have a Cliftonville training 
T-shirt. 

818
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,680
So yes I was wearing that. 
Is Aaron Butler homoerotic a 

819
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:46,800
main let? 
Well, let me let me look up the 

820
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,040
dictionary definition of 
homoerotic. 

821
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,040
Well that's weird. 
I just typed in homoerotic and a

822
00:46:54,040 --> 00:47:00,960
picture of Aaron has popped up 
and homoerotic tending to engage

823
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,320
or arise sexual interest or 
imply an erotic connection by 

824
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:09,120
one man for another. 
Yes, yeah, yeah. 

825
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,480
Aaron Butler is is homoerotic 
because homoerotic and 

826
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,960
homosexual seem like different 
things. 

827
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,360
But I can. 
I can't. 

828
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,520
I don't know if he's homosexual 
or not, but is I've never asked 

829
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,360
him. 
But homo. 

830
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,880
Is he homoerotic? 
Yes, does he engage or I sexual 

831
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,160
interest from one man to 
another? 

832
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,040
Yes, I'm not mine. 
It's me. 

833
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:36,400
So yes, 100%. 
But we'd have we'd have to get 

834
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,240
him on the pot again. 
The really dig the really dig 

835
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,920
deep. 
Owen Kelly. 

836
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,640
How the fuck is it only Tuesday?
Good question Dave. 

837
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,520
Earlier I posted up a picture, 
ask him for questions and his 

838
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,200
microphone was in shot and he 
just wrote to me this to say do 

839
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,800
not use that microphone. 
Maybe that's why he came down, 

840
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,480
just to make sure we weren't 
using his microphone. 

841
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:02,200
A fucking psycho. 
He's not here, OK? 

842
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,080
Jason says. 
Would today's kids be able to 

843
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,240
cope with the level of banter 
and rake and that was handled 

844
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:11,840
out in school? 
No, no, I mean because it was 

845
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,320
not just for our blow. 
It was physical. 

846
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,280
Like we used to play this like 
game. 

847
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,440
I said game in school where this
really shiny floor, wooden floor

848
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,600
in the assembly hall and people 
would walk through there to go 

849
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,360
to lessons. 
And I remember for about 6 

850
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:29,240
months, if you saw someone you 
knew that's terrible, you would 

851
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,600
literally go to Portal for this 
night. 

852
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,280
You used to just Sprint and then
with two feet slide tackle the 

853
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,600
person onto the hard wooden 
floor. 

854
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,600
And if your hands were in your 
pockets like that, for me, that 

855
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,000
was the line. 
If someone had their hands in 

856
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,240
their pockets, I would never do 
it. 

857
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,480
But if your hands were out of 
your pockets, you were going 

858
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,720
fade overhead. 
Definitely ours over Ted. 

859
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,440
Definitely. 
That was horrendous. 

860
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,440
If that happened now, geez, kids
would like be off school for a 

861
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,360
year to cope with the with the 
fucking trauma of that. 

862
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:04,480
Some of the verbal stuff was was
horrific. 

863
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,120
I'm going to assume that that 
still happens in in school, but 

864
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,840
maybe it was more and not 
acceptable. 

865
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,200
There was an acceptable level of
a back in the day. 

866
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,360
I mean, you would get some days 
you were going to school and 

867
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,360
just get rinsed by your mates. 
Sometimes you were handing it 

868
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,600
out. 
And I think that I think there 

869
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,280
is definitely a difference 
between that. 

870
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,200
I hope there's a difference 
between that and bullying. 

871
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,560
But like if you did something 
wrong in school, like if you 

872
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,000
wore like the wrong thing, 
you're fucked. 

873
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,480
You're so fucked. 
But usually it was in a good 

874
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,240
way. 
With kids now I'll be able to 

875
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,680
cope with that level of banter 
and rake and that was handled 

876
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,040
out. 
I mean, I think what we've 

877
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,880
realised now with hindsight is 
that it wasn't banter and rake 

878
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,640
and it was just assault and 
abuse is what it was. 

879
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,600
But yeah, I mean, it's probably 
good though in a way that there 

880
00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:00,120
is more stuff like, listen, the 
idea of safe spaces, I still 

881
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:05,160
don't really know a lot about 
that, but it probably is. 

882
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,400
I mean, it can only be a good 
thing. 

883
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,360
And you can be like whenever I 
see stuff like a uni is band 

884
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,800
clapping because it can be. 
What was the reason for that? 

885
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:19,240
Because do you remember this 
Manchester University band like 

886
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:23,520
clapping as a way to react to 
stuff because it could offend. 

887
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,960
Maybe it was an autistic thing, 
I'm not, I'm not 100% sure. 

888
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:36,720
Right, But that is different 
than the idea of having a space 

889
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:41,880
where people can go if they're 
feeling like anxious or, and, 

890
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,320
and, and people can go anxiety. 
We didn't have anxiety back in 

891
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,360
my day. 
Yes, we did. 

892
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,680
We just didn't have a name for 
it. 

893
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,040
We just didn't have a name for 
it, you know, like people would 

894
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,760
definitely like fucking feel 
pressure. 

895
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,240
People would panic and stuff, 
but it was just, but like back 

896
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,440
in the day, it was just like 
people would say just being 

897
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,760
weird. 
And now there is like a proper 

898
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,920
term for it and they kind of 
sorted out better. 

899
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,120
So like it does all sound like 
alien to me, like safe spaces 

900
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:13,360
like this, this thing and not 
but but then I'm not in school 

901
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,200
now so I don't know. 
But that's just their reality. 

902
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,360
But back in the day, like, 
there's probably pros and cons 

903
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,720
to it, but like, school was more
of a war zone. 

904
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:28,320
I would say Aaron's asked me 
something I've got to go and 

905
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:34,640
verify before I look at it on 
Wikipedia. 

906
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:48,720
Hang on now. 
Yeah, on the on Wikipedia it 

907
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,960
says that I was arrested for 
drunk and disorderly behaviour 

908
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,360
and was fined 180 LB at Belfast 
Magistrate Courts. 

909
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:01,800
If you listen to or watch the 
podcast, you will probably know 

910
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,640
that on a list of people who 
would be drunk and disorderly, 

911
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,360
I'd be very, very low on that 
list because I don't really 

912
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:13,640
drink and I'm not disorderly. 
So I don't know, it's kind of 

913
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,680
fun to have that out there. 
And people, if they see that and

914
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,080
believe it might go, I wonder 
what it was for, what the 

915
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,640
circumstances are. 
So I'm OK with that. 

916
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:26,840
But apologies to say, weirdly, 
that entry of Wikipedia is not 

917
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,360
true. 
So I was not arrested for drunk 

918
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,840
and disorderly. 
I bribed officials and got away 

919
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,520
with it. 
Lee Mitchell says Northern 

920
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,400
Ireland, much talk about that. 
Yeah. 

921
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,840
Big match on Thursday night. 
I think Northern Ireland will 

922
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,320
win, I think they'll do it and 
hopefully we can just go to 

923
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,040
Europe's Jay McGee says. 
Where's Mike? 

924
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:56,880
I am also MM McGoldrick is a 
fictional character so he is in 

925
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,480
a way here and I will be doing 
more McGoldrick stuff soon. 

926
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,200
I just haven't thought about 
exactly what I'm going to do. 

927
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,800
Owen Campbell ever do a show in 
dairy? 

928
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,160
Owen I've done many to show in 
dairy mate and I dare say I will

929
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,880
do many shows in dairy again. 
Hopefully the tour is going to 

930
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:18,120
be all properly rescheduled and 
Derry will of course be on Ocean

931
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,960
Crossing. 
Says were you, Why are you not? 

932
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,480
And I'm A Celebrity this year. 
Toddy I'm not and I'm A 

933
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:31,080
Celebrity for about 44 reasons. 
And the main one is they weren't

934
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,680
having it in Australia this 
year, they're having it in 

935
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,040
Wales. 
And I was like, guys, no, if I'm

936
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:39,040
going, I want to get a time. 
No, I I don't like the idea of 

937
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,280
doing reality TV. 
And also if I went on I'm A 

938
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,640
Celebrity, there would probably 
be 7 and a half million tweets 

939
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,640
of people saying, I get all 
these celebrity guests. 

940
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,440
But who is this weird looking 
young old guy? 

941
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:56,680
That's also one people will be 
like, who's this guy or girl in 

942
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:01,440
either their late teens or early
40s that's walking about saying 

943
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,640
to people, you know yourself, 
Warren Mercer. 

944
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,360
What? 
Oh, OK, so that that's that's 

945
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,480
not about that's not a podcast 
question. 

946
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,720
That's just something that we 
were chatting about on the phone

947
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,120
about some about some business. 
So so that's unrelated to 

948
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,840
everything. 
I ignore that I've said that. 

949
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,440
Matthew Hewitt says, Hey, Jamie,
hey, Jamie to you too. 

950
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,480
Forever. 
Anybody doesn't know, I asked a 

951
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,880
lot of people to do the podcast,
send them Instagram messages, 

952
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,120
including Snoop Dogg. 
But I copied and pasted the 

953
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,480
message from Jamie Foxx. 
So I said the Snoop Dogg, hey, 

954
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,880
Jamie. 
And I think he didn't get back 

955
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,880
to me because I disrespected him
and called him Jamie. 

956
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,400
And if he ever does get back to 
me, he's like, I'd love to do 

957
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,520
the podcast. 
Why'd you call me Jamie? 

958
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,440
I'll go Northern Ireland. 
That's just slang for like home 

959
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,560
homie player, you know what I 
mean? 

960
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,560
We go, all right, Jamie, mate, 
what's happening? 

961
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,320
Annie Lennox says. 
Walking on, walking on broken 

962
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,640
glass. 
No, it's not Annie Lennox from 

963
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,560
the Eurythmics. 
Annie Lennox said if you went 

964
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,760
and mastermind, what would your 
special subject be? 

965
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:12,520
My special subject would be. 
Let me see, what do I know a lot

966
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:18,840
about my sub? 
My special subject would 

967
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,320
probably be something for 
boringly. 

968
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,040
It'd be something football 
related, you know, the 

969
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:29,120
Premiership or something. 
I don't know. 

970
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:34,280
Or, or the life and work of what
do you call them? 

971
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:39,160
Versace? 
Two questions. 

972
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,800
One, one question left. 
Oh, no, it's just another. 

973
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,000
Hey, Jamie. 
No, it's not. 

974
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,880
Top three places to eat in 
Belfast from B Morris Top three 

975
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,880
places to eat in Belfast. 
These are not like the I'm not 

976
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,720
talking like the Michelin star, 
whatever. 

977
00:55:54,720 --> 00:56:01,080
The three places I like to eat 
are Nandos Nandos Dublin Rd. 

978
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,240
Not in any particular order 
Nandos Dublin Rd. 

979
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,360
Nandos Butcher Rd, Nando's, 
Victoria Square. 

980
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,840
I like my check in. 
I like Nando's. 

981
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,640
Somebody sent me an E voucher 
recently because they're like, I

982
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,920
just joined the Patreon, missed 
some payments, which by the way,

983
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,320
I'm not going to foreclose in 
anyone's property. 

984
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,160
If you can't support the 
Patreon, that's great. 

985
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,840
If you support the Patreon, then
you're like, listen, I'm going 

986
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,720
to drop out of Patreon. 
It's all good. 

987
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,440
But if you ever do that, you 
must reimburse me with checking 

988
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,480
because I love that. 
That was so great. 

989
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,160
But yeah, I just like my 
Nando's. 

990
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,440
I want to plug one thing, which 
is the I didn't drink any of 

991
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,720
this, by the way. 
What I want to plug is 

992
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,840
merchandise Shopify. 
In the description of this 

993
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:52,000
podcast, we post the links for 
the Shopify, which is where all 

994
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,600
the merch is. 
We've got separate T-shirts, 

995
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:59,080
money to T-shirts, mugs, the 
Keith Cruz T-shirts sold out, 

996
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,320
but all the merch is there and 
you can check it out on 

997
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,040
shopifypatreon.com 60 With Me 
podcast. 

998
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,200
If you want to check that out, 
get yourself some extra stuffs 

999
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:14,840
you can do michaelfoster.tv. 
He's the man behind the camera, 

1000
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,440
getting overcoming down on the 
sugar, on the sugar, come down 

1001
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,280
from that tray back, still 
licking his lips like some sort 

1002
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,960
of confectionery pervert. 
And it's all good. 

1003
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,720
I'll get the tarmac off my head 
for next week's episode. 

1004
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,080
Have a good weekend. 
Keep living the dream. 

1005
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:32,560
Keep sipping.