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I'm Michael. 
Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 

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we've got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like how we're hosting of comedy

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events streaming only on 
Peacock, exactly how it's called

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New York After Dark and it's a 
comedy show that only features 

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drop in comic. 
Boom, you nail. 

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Into Michael Chase phone 
numbers. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
Hey, hey, hey. 

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New York After Dark. 
It's some kind of comedy thing. 

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And it's streaming now only on 
Peacock. 

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You love it, zippers. 
Welcome to this outdoor episode 

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of the Tea With Me podcast with 
me, Shane Todd. 

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When I say outdoor episode, it 
does not mean that Bear Grylls 

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or Ray Mears will be on to talk 
about, you know, drinking pests 

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and eating sheep deck. 
If anyone's eaten sheep deck in 

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this podcast, it's going to be 
me. 

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I say we're outdoors because, 
and you can see this in the 

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video version on YouTube, we're 
literally outdoors. 

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I'm doing the podcast in my 
garden. 

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And there was a moment there 
where I tried to push myself up 

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from the seat and the legs went 
up in the air and I felt very, 

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very vulnerable. 
Very vulnerable. 

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But it's all good. 
You might hear a wee bit of wind

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during this podcast, not from 
me, but just from the Lord Jesus

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Christ and Mother Nature. 
You might hear dogs in the 

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background, you might hear lawn 
mowers, you might hear 

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strimmers, you might hear the 
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Guys, we're just going to deal 
with it because I need to be 

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outside. 
Let me just say I have such a 

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great time at the minute. 
It is so good. 

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And I hate that I'm not out and 
about socialising people because

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I love when people say, oh, have
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And I go, yeah, to the garden. 
You know, I'm not really able to

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do that. 
But trust me, my town is looking

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really, really nice at the 
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I mean, I'm working on that and 
there's genuinely people amongst

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us that are working on 
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and I'm working on getting a bit
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But look, we're all just, we're 
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I hope all the, all the 
listeners and viewers are well, 

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I really do hope everybody's 
doing good. 

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This podcast has been one of the
main things that's kept your boy

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in the straight and narrow 
during this. 

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Stop me climbing the walls, you 
know, doing 2 episodes of the, 

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well, three episodes because we 
do the Patreon one, but we plug 

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for that their patreon.com/TV ME
podcast to get the bonus episode

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on the Monday that me and 
producer Dan do. 

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But. 
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I think having loads of stuff to
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during this lockdown. 
I feel like I've I've more to do

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now than I did before all this. 
So one thing that I'm definitely

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going to be doing after all this
is time management. 

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I'm going to make my time 
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need the management time better 
because my time is valuable. 

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You, you knew that we were the 
only I don't like the globe here

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by the way, but you know that 
we're the only TBS podcast 

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around. 
Then I got word that this guy 

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called Gary Vee, who is a 
motivational speaker, multi 

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millionaire billionaire type 
guy, this American guy, Gary 

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Vee, he's decided a couple of 
weeks after we we'd been going 

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to start his pot, his own 
podcast called Tea with Gary 

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Vee. 
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but that was also a call, a call
to action to the tea with me 

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community to the sipper Army, 
because what did what did we do?

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We saw the Gary Vee podcast and 
we said, Gary, you might be 

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worth 7000 million pound, but we
have something a lot more 

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valuable and that is loyal 
zippers. 

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And I said Gary, get the fuck 
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And this week Gary Vee put up a 
tweet saying he was cancelling 

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his Tea with Gary Vee podcast 
because he said there's more 

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important things going on. 
I just want to make a pledge to 

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the listeners right now. 
Even though we're about to have 

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a baby, there is nothing more 
important to me than the Tea 

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with Me podcast. 
I'm never going to desert you 

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guys, so let's all say after me.
Fuck Gary. 

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VV stands for Virgin. 
Good to be back to be in the 

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number one TBS podcast. 
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In the world. 
I'm stepping on a big mug of tea

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here, big mug about door tea. 
I'm not one of these fucking 

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fancy dams that when the good 
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You know, there's people that 
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tea's deck all winter and then 
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out. 
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Get the fuck out of my face. 
So I'm on the tea in the 

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Talked a bit about that this 
last week, but things are things

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are kind of good here and I 
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That that is perhaps a little 
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And we don't know what's going 
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and then we just had a midwife 
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allowed in. 
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because it wasn't wearing 

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treasures and, and everything's 
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And it's mad because I feel, I 
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feel like whenever you're in 
lockdown like this, you, I, I'm,

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I don't really watch or read the
news anymore because it's, it is

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So I'm. 
A wee bit burying my head in the

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sand with all this kind of 
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And I know that's maybe that's 
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it's I think the best thing for 
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For me, it's, it's a bit selfish
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watch the news in a way, but I'm
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I'm taking care of what's in 
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I don't know if that's a phrase 
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Oh yeah, people go. 
It's like your nose. 

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It's always in front of you. 
I don't know what that means. 

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But what I'll say is this. 
I've been making videos, the 

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radio show. 
We're still able to do, which is

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great to be able to do that. 
The more things the better and. 

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I don't know when the song. 
Comes out, you just feel happier

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because I've definitely had 
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I'm like, Oh no, we're going to 
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Of all time to have a baby. 
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things that I think has kept my 
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I had a wobble once, I'll be 
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With you, because that's what 
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We're drinking tea. 
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We're just having a chat. 
I'm trying to remember when it 

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was I think. 
I think we were in the, we were 

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maybe going to the midwife 
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got really, really worried 
about, I know you're allowed out

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for exercise, right? 
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hadn't, you were allowed out to 
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proper lockdown and we were 
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just freaked out and basically 
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Now that's dramatic. 
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like physically tense, you know,
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was it. 
That was my, that was my big 

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Able to laugh at it, but that. 
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that people. 
Are we're all kind of trying to 

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figure out a new normal during 
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One of the things that people 
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have dismissed and being like, 
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Liam. 
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Forced fun was quizzes on Zoom. 
Everybody is doing like a family

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quiz or a quiz with their mates 
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It's now the number one thing in
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We do a Zoom quiz with with. 
Some of our friends once a week.

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The the winners put the quiz on 
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and we sit and have a glass of 
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It's it's the number one thing. 
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doing this. 
And then, like with a few 

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friends, we do a football Zoom 
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Also I liked in this. 
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still interacting with everyone,
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up and being able to go out and 
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And I like it. 
I like chatting with people if 

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there's if there's. 
Things you think that I can be 

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Interactive, like I know like 
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for example, like the quiz, like
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a big quiz for all the tea with 
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Like just a big general 
knowledge quiz or something once

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a week? 
I don't know, I'm open to what 

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you think, but it's like I was 
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Butler today, and it's his 
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Today showed it to that guy. 
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he was asking about the radio 
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He's like, is your Radio Ulster 
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And I said, yeah, we're on for 
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Want to say 2 weeks and then our
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And he was like, you know, you 
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it, you know, you could just do 
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You could just host like a big 
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So stuff like that I'm 
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I have the time to do it. 
I've got the equipment for it. 

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So it'd be interesting to know 
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I should I should do this tea is
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half of it left. 
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soldier on regardless. 
Today I've got them a load of 

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listeners questions I'm going to
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of the podcast. 
This is it's going to be rambly.

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This is just me kind of because 
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days and my wife. 
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too many people. 
So I'm just shooting the breeze.

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I hope that's OK with everyone. 
But yeah, we've got loads of 

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questions. 
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having Jimmy Dornan on the 
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I'm not still dying and out on 
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I had a really good time and 
obviously our numbers for the 

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podcast went up in the space and
then sort of like came down to 

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But the amount of you what? 
I don't know if this is a 

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podcast first, but I'm taking my
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want to. 
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Joss Stone like performs all the
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And I remember thinking that 
that is the most confident thing

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I've ever heard of because 
everyone in the world is 

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paranoid about their feet and 
toes, and especially me, because

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I'm not sure yet. 
I was going to show you that the

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camera. 
There's one pervert for sure 

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with the food fetish going. 
Please do mate, please do mate 

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and I knock. 
I knock out my 10th of the day. 

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I won't because my nails are my 
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just slightly too long for me to
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I I have weird fate because I've

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got this bruise on one of my 
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two months ago that just won't 
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And then here's the main thing. 
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towards the rest. 
Like my toes look like my toes 

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look like they're all standing, 
have a conversation and my baby 

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toe, my baby toe looks like it's
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them, you know, like it maybe 
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It looks like a different, it 
looks like it's from a different

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foot and it's like leaning into 
them going what are you all 

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talking about? 
So I'm not going to show you my 

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feet. 
But I'm barefoot. 

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And that's all good. 
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episode. 
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ask him to do another episode of
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seemed to enjoy it as well. 
So we'll see in the next. 

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Couple of weeks if he'd be up 
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Yeah, we talked in that about 
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celebrities, including Jamie, 
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Lennon at the start of the whole
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They just sort of I guess give, 
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People a smile and it got like 
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entire world and he was talking 
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was just talking about the fact 
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spoke really well about it. 
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that, look, it was just to like 
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I'm just making sure we're still
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by so many press outlets, you 
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Mirror, Metro Vulture, which is 
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America and, and. 
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outlets, the really cool thing 
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those. 
Cheers to everyone who kept 

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sending me those and saying like
here, man, they're talking about

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you. 
They weren't really like. 

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But the good thing about that is
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And I'll put a link in to here's
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podcast where he talked about 
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a wee bit annoyed that they 
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Jimmy Dornan said this. 
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news company that covered it 
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podcast. 
So that was all good. 

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And also, there'll be loads of 
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gets like doorman all on every 
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talking shit. 
But look, the TV podcast changes

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every week. 
Let me just. 

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Strip a little bit. 
Do you want, I want to just put 

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my T-shirt on because I'm 
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there's a wee breeze. 
About, you know, it's catching 

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me off guard. 
Fucking. 

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We'll go T-shirt. 
We'll go T-shirt. 

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But yeah, all those like showbiz
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Has a man ever struggled more to
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I don't know. 
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of ran the story and The Sun 
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know, everybody's like. 
Wow, the sun. 

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You know, The Sun were the only 
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in a link to the podcast. 
So I emailed the showbiz section

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of The Sun and I've done that 
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Anyway, I'm like, I've got a 
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No, I got in touch with them, 
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of an angry e-mail. 
And I was like, you guys did a 

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story on Jamie Dornan and it was
from my podcast. 

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you know, that's, that's that's 
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wrote the story and I did link 
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If you, if you actually read the
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And then she highlighted it for 
me and I just had to go. 

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OK, thank you. 
Thank you. 

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You're very kind. 
So yeah, that was pretty sweet. 

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the podcast and it was cool. 
I mean, a lot of people were 

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going can you like, can you do 
it again and ask him about this?

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Like loads of like Jamie Dorno 
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People were like, why didn't you
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Hey, I don't know if you. 
Can tell this by the podcast 

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right now. 
But what it isn't is hard 

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hitting. 
What it isn't is good 

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journalism. 
What it is, is a young man. 

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What it is is a tanned young man
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fat body talking to people over 
a cup of tea about a lot of 

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different things, mainly 
nonsense. 

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And that's always the way. 
It's going to be. 

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Cheers to that. 
This is probably the last set 

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I'm going to have on the tea. 
Still like it at a drinkable 

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temperature. 
So there we go. 

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I was going to fire it over the 
grass the rest of the tea. 

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But then I think during this 
lockdown, I've grown a lot 

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closer to my grass. 
And I think there's a lot of 

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there's a lot of guys around the
world who listen to and watch 

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this podcast going, I know 
exactly what you mean because 

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honestly, me and me and this 
stuff right here are really 

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connected. 
I painted the fence. 

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I painted the fence. 
You can't see it. 

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You can't see it. 
It's out of shot. 

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But just know it's painted. 
I went to medium oak. 

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I went to medium oak. 
A lot of people were saying. 

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Go go hard, oak, go soft. 
Oak and I said, look, I'm going 

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medium oak and that's the end of
it and I have to do another coat

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on this wall. 
Oh my God, this potentially the 

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worst podcast content of all 
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I'm aware of that. 
So that makes it OK, but I've 

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got to do another coat here and 
then I've got to start this wall

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and I realised I've got too much
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So too much fence. 
Still going to paint it going to

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be a long term project and it's 
all good guys. 

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I have a lot of questions from 
the listeners and I'm going to 

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get through all of those next. 
There's a fucking dog and hey, 

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don't do a podcast. 
And he stopped genuinely, Dr 

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Doctor Doolittle. 
So yeah, we're going to we're 

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going to get through everybody's
questions and it as I say, it's 

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good to like be connecting 
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guest on, I don't really do 
listeners questions because I 

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find it hard to manage my time 
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But but I'm happy to be back 
doing questions again. 

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I think going forward we are 
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week and then me do my own one 
and we'll just stagger out those

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So before before we get into 

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that, we have a quick charity 
read. 

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We do this on every podcast now 
during lockdown because oh hold 

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on, I put a cheeky request in to
get a guest on. 

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Yes, yes, I got a really good 
guest on for next week. 

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That'll be an interesting 
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Not a celebrity guest, but I 
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So we do like a charity read 
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just. 
Give a bit of airtime to a 

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different 'cause every week 
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and this week we are 
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Dervla got in touch and said if 
you could highlight the charity 

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Friends of Africa on your Tea 
with Me podcast, it'll be great.

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Three groups of volunteers were.
Supposed to go out in June to 

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teach build and power and combat
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camps. 
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will very much be at risk, 
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conditions. 
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page on the Friends of Africa 
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essential plot supplies. 
Thanks very much, Dervla. 

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Dervla, there you go, the 
Friends of Africa Facebook page 

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if you just want to check that 
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Sounds like they're. 
Done some great work, but 

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they're being prevented due to 
the current situation from going

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out and do the work that they 
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So you can help on their page, 
which I presume on Facebook. 

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You're just going to search 
Friends of Africa and hey, we're

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Friends of Africa on this 
podcast. 

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I'm all right guys. 
I know everyone said yes, bar 

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one guys a bit racist and when 
no, no friend of mine. 

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And that guy needs to fuck off. 
I was going to say that guy's 

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Gary Vee, but I can't accuse him
of being racist because he has 

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so much money and he'll sue me 
and I don't want that. 

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But what I do want you to do is 
check out Facebook Friends of 

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Africa page. 
Back to the pod zippers. 

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We're back. 
We're back with your questions 

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as well. 
I put up the show for questions 

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this morning. 
A lot of people have got back to

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me. 
These are their questions. 

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I also want to thank everybody. 
By the way, just before we get 

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into these who have signed up 
for the Patreon, there's a 

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little gust of wind. 
I want to thank everybody who 

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signed up to the 
patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me 

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podcast. 
What's great about that is that 

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just keeps supporting the 
podcast through at this time 

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where there is no financial 
support for the podcast. 

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So it it really means a lot. 
You get the bonus episode of 

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main producer Dan every Monday 
morning. 

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Although we are Kieran Bartlett 
on doing this week's, which was 

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hilarious. 
We recorded that a couple of 

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months ago. 
It's really, really funny. 

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So on the Patreon you get way 
more as well. 

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There's like merch giveaways, 
take a giveaway, all that kind 

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of thing. 
So you can check. 

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That out thanks to everyone who 
signed up so far all the 

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patreons yeah here we go we have
questions Tara says rape my. 

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My mug. 
Thankfully she means like a cup 

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and not her face because I'll be
so sly to just RIP people's 

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faces, she says. 
It's. 

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Peach and Raspberry green. 
Oh, she's having Peach and 

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Raspberry green tea in my 
Princess mug. 

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Yeah, Tara, I like. 
It I'm going to give, I'm going 

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to give that 7 out of 10. 
What I like is official merch 

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mugs. 
That's what I'm all about. 

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I don't like unofficial merch 
because that's a lots like a 

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Disney Princess one. 
I wouldn't like it if it was 

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like a knock off 1 because 
there's loads of those sort of 

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things where like, you know, 
it's supposed to be Cinderella 

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and she looks a bit more like 
Mangerella. 

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You know what I mean? 
Like like there's there's 

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there's knock off merch and the 
drone's never as good. 

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And I hate that, you know, it be
like if someone got in touch and

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went man love to send you some 
Man United mugs because I know 

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you're a Man United fan for the 
podcast. 

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And then it, you know, it was 
like Manchester was spelt with 2

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ends. 
I would hate that. 

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I would really, really hate that
so. 

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No, I like that mug. 
It looks like you can get a good

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amount into it and it's like it 
looks fairly wide and sturdy. 

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So good mug topic, Tara says. 
Topic of discussion, Derry 

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girls. 
Get one of them on the podcast, 

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please. 
Funnily enough. 

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Well, Speaking of Derry girls, I
think people that do what I do 

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like. 
Stand up and comedy acting, that

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kind of thing. 
We, we owe a big deal of 

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gratitude to Derry Girls because
that programme has really, 

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really opened the door for 
comedy from here to, to be on 

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like network television, which 
is like, you know, all over the 

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UK, whatever. 
As opposed to just Northern 

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Irish TV, Derry Girls really 
just seem to come out of the 

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blue. 
I hadn't heard much of it 

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beforehand. 
I did. 

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Audition for it. 
Should I tell that story? 

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I'll tell that story. 
I've maybe auditioned for for 

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like 8 things in my life and I 
think I've got. 

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Two of them that's a decent hit 
rate. 

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You've heard me. 
If you used to listen to the 

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Shane podcast, the previous 
version of this podcast, you've 

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heard me talk about line of Judy
when I thought. 

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I got the role for that, but I 
didn't and it was a real 

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embarrassing story. 
But I went in for Derry Girls 

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before the first series. 
It was for the first series. 

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I didn't go in to be one of the 
Derry girls, by the way, I went 

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in to play a role of. 
It's a guy. 

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I don't know if they used the 
role in the end, but it was a 

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guy who. 
Was like being smuggled across 

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the border or he was trying to 
smuggle himself across the 

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border. 
I think they, I think they did. 

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They did. 
They did do the episode. 

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Anyway, it was one of my first 
auditions ever. 

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And there's some actors who 
audition for stuff all the time,

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and they know the crack. 
I didn't really know that for an

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00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,000
addition you're supposed to 
learn your lines. 

446
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,440
I thought that's why that's only
if you get the part you learn 

447
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,080
your lines like I have. 
No, I have no acting background 

448
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,240
and a lot of people who have 
seen any of my stuff are going 

449
00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:01,000
we totally, we totally get that.
So anyway, through through my 

450
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,440
agent, I get this e-mail and it 
says would you be interested in 

451
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,600
going in for this Derry girl 
thing? 

452
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,640
It's going to be in Channel 4. 
I'm banging up for it. 

453
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,800
I like the role, think the 
script's funny. 

454
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,040
I bring the script with me. 
Because I think you just read 

455
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:18,080
off the script, you know, I get 
down to the casting agents. 

456
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,920
And by the way, this is this is 
in a, I'm sure I can say this, 

457
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,120
this is in a place called Carla 
Strong casting, right? 

458
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:31,360
And I don't think I've been in 
before with them, but I've since

459
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,680
been in with them loads of times
and they are like the best guys,

460
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,560
the best group. 
Of. 

461
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,160
Casting agents and directors 
that you can meet. 

462
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,400
So this could have been way 
worse if they weren't so sound. 

463
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,960
So I go down. 
I've got my script with me. 

464
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,160
I think I've got the voice kind 
of where I want it. 

465
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,760
I've got like a dairy voice 
going on. 

466
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,760
I'm like I'll rate mate and that
no, I've I'm kneeling the voice.

467
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,200
I go down. 
They're like, you ready? 

468
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,760
I say yes. 
I've got the script in hand and 

469
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,960
I just start reading now. 
They're filming it and also 

470
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,800
they've got a member of staff 
behind the camera, so you're. 

471
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,200
Reading your lines with them. 
So I'm just like my head the 

472
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,280
whole time is in my script and 
then they stop and they're like 

473
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,760
can you be off book? 
Because it said in the e-mail 

474
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,280
like off book. 
And I genuinely turn around and 

475
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,920
said I am off the book. 
I'm reading off the book and 

476
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,440
then everyone realised I am not 
a natural actor. 

477
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,000
And they went, that doesn't mean
that made, that means you're off

478
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,560
book, like you're not reading 
from the book. 

479
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,040
And I went, oh, that's totally 
different. 

480
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:39,400
I don't know any of these lines 
and they very very soundly gave 

481
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,520
me some time to go away. 
Get a cup of coffee. 

482
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,080
And learn as much of the lines 
as I could. 

483
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,120
And I knew it just wasn't going 
to I really short attention 

484
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,440
span. 
I knew the lines weren't going 

485
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,880
to go in my head in such a short
space of time. 

486
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,280
And, and anyway, I went in and 
did it then it was a disaster. 

487
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,480
I, I had to keep looking at the 
thing and I could tell that they

488
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,760
wanted me to do it. 
Well, I was, it could have been 

489
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,680
way worse if they were Dicks 
about it, but they were. 

490
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,440
They were very, very cool with 
me. 

491
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,200
And since then I've been in with
him a lot of times and, and 

492
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,120
they're great, but fair play to 
them forever asking me to come 

493
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,760
back for another audition after 
this. 

494
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,360
So I didn't think anything of 
it. 

495
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,880
I was like, I knew I haven't got
that. 

496
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,240
And then I found out. 
A year or two later must have 

497
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,280
been like 2 years later that 
that they were like, oh they 

498
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,120
definitely would have considered
you for like strongly considered

499
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,040
you for if you had learnt your 
lines. 

500
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:39,080
So since then I have made damn 
sure that any time I audition, I

501
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,600
know my lines and I've got a new
like technique of learning them.

502
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,480
So that was a big experience for
me. 

503
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:51,840
But Derry girls being so 
successful and so, so well made.

504
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:57,760
So well acted. 
It means that the likes of like 

505
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:02,040
me and BBC, like the BBC team in
London who were who would mainly

506
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,120
make stuff based in London and 
England, It means that they're 

507
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,320
finally going, let's see what 
else is going on in Northern 

508
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,360
Ireland. 
You know, let's see. 

509
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,040
They call it the nations and 
regions. 

510
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:18,840
So sorry if there's a bit of 
background freeze there and it 

511
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,000
means they would go, let's see 
what's happening here. 

512
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,120
What else have you got to offer?
And then they'll stumble across 

513
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,760
maybe somebody like me or or 
anybody else who's like writing 

514
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,080
and performing. 
So it definitely, it definitely 

515
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,800
opened the door and it's a 
cultural phenomenon. 

516
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,320
And I've seen, I've seen quite a
bit of it. 

517
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,720
I haven't. 
I haven't seen every every. 

518
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,320
Episode of it because I'm just 
not a. 

519
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,560
Not ATV guy, but sometimes I've 
like, my wife loved it. 

520
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,440
She watched every episode, so it
would have caught a fair bit 

521
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,680
sitting down with her and Kevin 
Mcaleer being in it is such a 

522
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,680
bonus. 
Every. 

523
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,560
The casting of it was great. 
I say that even though I went 

524
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,400
for Rome, didn't get it. 
The cast not it's perfect. 

525
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,920
And I worked with Jamie Lee 
O'Donnell, I want to say last 

526
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,840
Christmas, yeah, like like a 
year and a half ago on a panel 

527
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,720
show thing for BBC Northern 
Ireland, which people hated, 

528
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,840
called NI Trending, which was 
trending for the wrong reasons, 

529
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,240
I think. 
And I was just on that as a 

530
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,760
guest for a while. 
And so she and she was, she was 

531
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,120
brilliant, real easy to get on 
with, naturally funny and stuff.

532
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,120
And I funnily enough, I said 
funny a lot of times there. 

533
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:33,840
I sent her a message about an 
hour and a half ago to see if 

534
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,840
she would come on the podcast as
a guest, and hopefully she will 

535
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,600
because that'll be really cool 
to talk about. 

536
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,480
We just talk about the effect. 
Of of Derry Girls and because 

537
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000
when you make something, I think
from listening to a lot of 

538
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,760
actors talk, I wouldn't know 
this kind of thing, but I feel 

539
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800
like. 
They never know how something's 

540
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,720
going to go until it, like, gets
broadcast. 

541
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:59,280
You can think you've made the 
best TV show of all time and it 

542
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,000
gets no reaction or the 
opposite. 

543
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,200
So I don't know if they would 
have thought while they were 

544
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,560
shooting it like, God, this is 
going to be, I think important 

545
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,560
television, you know, funny, but
also important for loads and 

546
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,400
loads of different reasons. 
It's obviously like female led 

547
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,480
as well. 
So. 

548
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,960
So it'd be really cool to talk 
about that. 

549
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,800
But yeah, I would. 
I would definitely like that. 

550
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,280
Jamie Lee on the podcast Johnny.
Says have you ever tried red 

551
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,080
Bush tea? 
Nice to have a tea related 

552
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,400
question. 
I don't know what red Bush tea 

553
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,840
is but I'm going to look it up 
here on the phone. 

554
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,320
Red Bush tea? 
Is it a brand? 

555
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,440
I don't know. 
I mean no would answer your 

556
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:49,240
question. 
Oh it's spelt ROOIBOS redbush 

557
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,400
tea. 
It's an it's naturally caffeine 

558
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,840
free, unlike traditional and 
black. 

559
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:58,400
Teas. 
Oh, it's a loose leaf. 

560
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,160
I don't know about that. 
That's a bit like, you know. 

561
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,120
It's a naturally caffeine free 
tea. 

562
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,600
It's part of the pea and bean 
family. 

563
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:17,040
Eh, no caffeine, I mean. 
I like a wee bit of. 

564
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,960
Caffeine I feel like I never 
really noticed. 

565
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,720
Notice a buzz after a cup of 
tea? 

566
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,840
But. 
Here's the thing. 

567
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,000
Johnny could dismiss that and 
say I've never tasted it, but if

568
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,480
I am ever offered it in the name
of this podcast and in the name 

569
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,680
of you and in the name of the 
Father, the Daniel Day Lewis 

570
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,000
film, I will. 
I will sip on it and I'll let 

571
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,280
you know what it's like. 
Jamie says, How many times have 

572
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,480
you said? 
Fuck this, do yourself or your 

573
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,000
wife over the last couple of 
weeks. 

574
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,680
I'm not a big Sayer. 
I'm definitely a swear right? 

575
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,760
I swear quite a lot. 
Because I'm fucking cool and 

576
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,000
hard but. 
I don't know if I say fuck this 

577
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,760
a lot. 
Fuck. 

578
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,680
This here? 
Nah, fuck. 

579
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:05,040
This isn't really in my locker. 
I'd probably say fuck it more. 

580
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,800
Fuck that, but. 
Not, not a lot. 

581
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,680
Honestly, not a lot. 
I'm actually in a real good. 

582
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,480
Zone, you know, I'm trying to 
get my workouts in, I'm working 

583
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,320
exercise, trying to eat well. 
I'm eating like clean meals and 

584
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,120
not out for like as many like 
restaurant. 

585
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,680
Type takeaway food. 
Stuff I don't normally have that

586
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:36,560
much, but but it's it's honestly
been OK. 

587
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,280
It's it's definitely like the 
number one thing is not seeing 

588
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,800
family and friends. 
That's definitely tough. 

589
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,480
But but no, we're we're all 
right. 

590
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:51,680
I think it helps in a. 
Way and with our situation with 

591
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,440
the baby being on the way, 
because we know we have to do 

592
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,720
this for a reason, like do the 
isolation and all that. 

593
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,520
So I'm not saying fuck. 
I'll definitely see if this 

594
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,000
podcast doesn't record properly.
I will say fuck it. 

595
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,720
Fuck it. 
I'll definitely say that, but. 

596
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:10,160
I'm worried at the minute. 
There we go. 

597
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,200
OK, we've got some questions on 
Instagram. 

598
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:21,240
Yeah, Natasha says why? 
Why is Tea with me called Tea 

599
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,280
with me? 
Why the name change from from 

600
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,840
Todcast? 
Yeah, so I used to, if you're 

601
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,520
new to the Tea with Me podcast, 
I used to do a podcast before 

602
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,400
this called The Shame Todcast, 
which was pretty much exactly 

603
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,600
the same, but not called this 
and not I didn't have gas or 

604
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,280
anything. 
I think part of it, Natasha, was

605
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,000
more accountability if I like 
rebranded it because I was doing

606
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,960
those like very lazily, you 
know, it missed two weeks and 

607
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,520
then I do like a 20 minute 
episode and I was just recording

608
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,040
them in my kitchen and I wasn't 
putting much effort into it. 

609
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,320
So I thought if I like announce 
this new podcast and get like a 

610
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:04,240
producer on board, like getting 
down on board was was a game 

611
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:11,960
changer because because his 
speciality is his podcast, you 

612
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,240
know, and that's someone to in 
the world. 

613
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,760
So I have a WhatsApp group with 
him. 

614
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,640
Big Mike, who does normally does
all the video on but obviously 

615
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:26,960
count at the minute for me. 
But it's great with that set up 

616
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,200
because it means that when I was
just doing this as myself, which

617
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:36,840
is what the Shane Todcast was, I
was like, you know, coasting. 

618
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,960
I was freewheeling. 
But with this, yeah, all good 

619
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,960
with this, you know, I have to, 
you know, Dan's messaging me 

620
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,960
going and he's obviously like, 
he's not like my dad or 

621
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,520
anything. 
You know, he's not like, you 

622
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,760
know, a parent being like, did 
you do your homework? 

623
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,960
You know what he is, is like 
here, do you have a chance to do

624
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,800
this, get that done. 
And when you want to do this, 

625
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,800
it's just way better for me 
because then I have someone to 

626
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,360
be accountable to in a way. 
And if I don't do it, I'll be 

627
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,199
honest, guys, he smacks my 
bottom. 

628
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:14,000
He smacks my bottom. 
And then and, you know, some 

629
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,120
weeks I will purposely not do 
stuff so that he does, you know,

630
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,360
just to like get back at him. 
But but he enjoys it. 

631
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,320
Yeah, the name change is just 
just a just a freshen it up a 

632
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,440
bit. 
And I think it was in hindsight.

633
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,679
A good, a good call, Nathan 
Burke says. 

634
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,040
Do you support an Irish League 
team? 

635
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,960
Nathan mate, that I mean that 
is. 

636
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,000
Big that's a big thing with me 
like people wanting to know that

637
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,679
people always want to know what 
school I went to and what mate 

638
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:41,840
what Irish league team do you 
support? 

639
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,320
No girls who ever asked me that 
question. 

640
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,480
But the the the true answer is 
nobody. 

641
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:52,400
And people that know people that
know me know I'm a great guy. 

642
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,120
People that know me will know I 
Gen. 

643
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,800
I genuinely don't support an 
Irish League team but I do have 

644
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,160
a wee. 
I do have a wee bit of love for 

645
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,160
Dungannon Swift because we 
played a comedians football 

646
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:08,400
match like 10 years ago, NV 
South and Umm N Down versus 

647
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,600
South Down, no Northern RV 
Republic and we played at 

648
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,920
Dungannon Swift Stadium. 
I think I I organised it class. 

649
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,600
It was brilliant. 
Nobody showed up but it was good

650
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,280
and it was at Dungannon Swift's 
ground and they showed us like 

651
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,040
real nice hospitality that 
really took care of us. 

652
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,920
They put on referees. 
It was for children in need. 

653
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,880
And since then I've always like 
just looked out for the results,

654
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,800
you know what I mean? 
But I wouldn't like, I wouldn't 

655
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,920
say they got beat and go fuck 
it, you know, fuck that. 

656
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:42,080
And actually about two weeks ago
I, as a joke, put out a tweet 

657
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,040
saying I want all Irish League 
clubs to keep me out with 

658
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,440
training gear so I can practise 
to and keep you UPS in the 

659
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,040
garden. 
And then Newry City and 

660
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,040
Dungannon Swift got in touch and
went on its way brother. 

661
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,400
So that just puts him up my 
estimation and that Dungannon 

662
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,880
Swift sent me. 
A polo shirt A. 

663
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,840
Home top with toilet on the 
back. 

664
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Great. 
And a pair of shorts. 

665
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,120
So I absolutely love that. 
So at the minute they're my #1 

666
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,160
Irish League team. 
But I just, I just like Irish 

667
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,160
League in general. 
I'm just kind of. 

668
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,640
Obsessed with the Irish League. 
We've got more loads more 

669
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,480
questions, Giles Struts says. 
Good morning. 

670
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,880
If you're sunbathing, what is 
your preferred thing to do? 

671
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,520
Sit and listen to the birds or 
get the tunes going. 

672
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,400
And what's your favourite cold, 
refreshing drink? 

673
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,920
I'm OK with either, although I 
definitely like getting the 

674
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,080
tunes on. 
But I'm mindful of neighbours. 

675
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,680
So we know our neighbours beside
us. 

676
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:43,520
They like the tunes, we like the
tunes, but behind and. 

677
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,400
They might be in their gardens. 
Listen to this. 

678
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,120
But a couple of days ago when 
the sun was really good, I 

679
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,480
brought a wee Bluetooth speaker 
out. 

680
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,760
And here's the thing as well, 
when I DJ, if you can call it up

681
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,960
on Ready Wilson on Friday 
nights, there's thousands of 

682
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,040
people listening. 
There is so much more pressure 

683
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,680
on bringing the Bluetooth 
speaker outside and having the 

684
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,240
neighbours judging it. 
That is more pressure for me. 

685
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,440
So I go with eclectic. 
Fuck. 

686
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:22,640
WASP people that saw that in the
video version of the podcast 

687
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:27,280
will know that I'm very fluent 
in in all martial arts because 

688
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,080
what I delivered there was a 
chop to a wasp and I haven't 

689
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,640
seen it since last week on the 
podcast I did talk about being 

690
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,000
allergic to Wasps. 
So there you go. 

691
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,160
He may be heard and he come to 
sort me out. 

692
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,880
I put the, I put the Bluetooth. 
Speaker on last week and I put 

693
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,760
the tunes on because it was 
painting the fence. 

694
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,360
I feel like that's a justifiable
reason. 

695
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,000
You're doing a bit of work. 
You need a bit of music and I 

696
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,280
said to the neighbours of the 
fence. 

697
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,920
Who are a bit older? 
I said, you know, a good bit 

698
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,720
older. 
I said sorry, is is that music? 

699
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:03,600
Too loud by any chance? 
And they said turn it up. 

700
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:10,600
And when they said turn it up, I
said Oh yes. 

701
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,760
And I turned it up just by like 
one or two and I. 

702
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,840
Knew that we're in the party 
zone, everybody's in the party 

703
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,360
zone. 
And I really feel like I stepped

704
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,520
up in terms of song selection. 
You know, we were firing out 

705
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,240
some more time where we're 
getting Stevie Wonder on Bob 

706
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,400
Marley, Martha and the 
Vandellas. 

707
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,040
You know, there was a lot of 
Gladys and you know, everybody 

708
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,040
would have been enjoying it from
child to pensioner. 

709
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,600
And I have been known, you know,
they're calling me. 

710
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,360
They're calling me the class DJ 
and that's a shit nickname, but 

711
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,840
that's what they're calling me. 
I don't feel like now there's a 

712
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:51,280
lot of pressure on me DJ at the 
back or anybody else, but I feel

713
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,360
like a show good etiquette 
asking look, is it OK to play 

714
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,160
this? 
And they didn't just say yes, 

715
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,760
they said, Hey, turn that shit 
up. 

716
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,880
They didn't use the word shit 
but they said turn it up and and

717
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,600
at that moment I went. 
Yes, kindred spirits, that was a

718
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,320
great time. 
If I have to have a. 

719
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Cold beverage. 
You guys know I'm a tea drinker 

720
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,600
but if I have to have a cold 
beverage. 

721
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,800
I've had a few diet. 
Cokes since lockdown kicked off.

722
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,120
Like one or two a week. 
But you know what I'm craving? 

723
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,200
Dr. Pepper. 
Oh. 

724
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,080
Doctor Pepper is. 
Definitely my favourite fizzy 

725
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,920
drink. 
I have about one a month, one a 

726
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,080
month and I really enjoy it. 
Next time I do a bake shop, I'm 

727
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,000
definitely getting the Doctor 
Pepper, Giles also says. 

728
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,640
Will you be sticking it out when
it comes to a haircut or will 

729
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,800
you brave the shave? 
Had to do a DIY sweet head on 

730
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,560
myself the other night. 
Giles, I hope you don't mind me 

731
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,560
saying this, but you're. 
A sexy guy anyway, so it should.

732
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,560
Be fine and you have a nice 
head, but I'm growing my hair 

733
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,080
long. 
I'm probably going to people 

734
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,520
that really know me will know 
this is true. 

735
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,880
I'm going to buy an Alice band 
off Amazon or ASOS or whatever 

736
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,640
and I'm going to just swan about
with an Alice band on doing 

737
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,040
football tricks in my back 
garden. 

738
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,520
So I'm probably going to grow it
out and then genuinely I'm 

739
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,840
thinking of just growing my hair
long. 

740
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,760
So I hope that sits well with 
everyone. 

741
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,320
Sarah Jane Dorman says if Dave 
Elliott were to purchase a not 

742
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,000
so mainstream pet tomorrow, what
would it be and what would you 

743
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
call it? 
Yeah. 

744
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,440
I mean, I feel like that is like
a Joe Exotic type, I feel like. 

745
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,520
That's what we're hinting at. 
If Dave Elliott was to buy, I 

746
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,880
mean. 
I feel like if Dave were to buy 

747
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:28,720
a bear and and they were like I 
could see that because he he is 

748
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,600
a bear himself and I could see 
him in the. 

749
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,560
Bear, you know, playing in the 
garden, I could see him, him in 

750
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,400
a Big Bear in bed together 
fucking, you know, I think he'd.

751
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,840
Like that I could think of the 
instant pictures of Dave Elliott

752
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,520
and a Big Bear in the bath 
together like a big bubble bath.

753
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,320
People would enjoy that big 
Davey exotic. 

754
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,520
Carlos Amigos, Oh yes, great 
name says. 

755
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,360
Oh, he's just called Carl 
Cunningham, but good nickname 

756
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,920
says. 
Love to hear a mention of 

757
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,360
Brentford on the recent podcast.
Just finished working for them 

758
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,200
in February. 
Should be able to get you a 

759
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,000
couple of tickets if you decide 
to see any more Games in London.

760
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,680
Hey, Carl, I really, really 
appreciate that that go. 

761
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,520
Let me just sip on that. 
Yeah, it tastes very sweet. 

762
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,480
Carl, I love football, OK? 
I love football. 

763
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,240
I would love to do that next 
time in London. 

764
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,560
I'd love to go to a Brentford 
game. 

765
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,520
I've managed a football manager 
before, maybe JC Stewart who 

766
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,320
last week in the pod was talking
about or this week was talking 

767
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,400
about going to Brentford 
matches. 

768
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,840
Maybe he comes with me. 
Maybe we said directors box. 

769
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,640
I mean, I know you didn't. 
Eat my grass seed, go away. 

770
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,880
You shit yourself there, you 
bird Dick head. 

771
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,280
But yeah, maybe you mean, I know
you didn't say directors box. 

772
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,320
Maybe we're sitting in the 
directors box with some caviar. 

773
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,000
I like it. 
Also some training gear. 

774
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,560
What I was saying, big guy, what
do I say about sorting away man 

775
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,400
out some training gear? 
Just like a training T-shirt, 

776
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:55,840
matching shorts, maybe socks. 
Appreciate the haircut, man. 

777
00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,240
No seriously, that'll be sweet. 
I'm keen to know what you did 

778
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,360
for them as well. 
Laura Finnegan says Would you be

779
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,880
offended or impressed if someone
told you that Northern Ireland 

780
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,360
accent is great for blocking out
the sound of 11 mice eating 

781
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,800
another in your bedroom walls? 
Follow up question, which local 

782
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,280
comedian has the noisiest 
podcast? 

783
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,480
I don't understand the first bit
of that. 

784
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,840
I really really don't. 
But which comedian has the 

785
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,920
noisiest podcast? 
I don't know, I feel like. 

786
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:32,800
All the all the boys have good. 
Sound levels, I think all my 

787
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,000
mates that do podcasts actually 
have really good sound compared 

788
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,600
to podcasts in general. 
So I don't know. 

789
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,600
I don't know, no idea. 
Good question. 

790
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,040
Matthew Merlin says who's 
Northern Ireland's Joe Exotic 

791
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,520
and Carol Baskin, Northern 
Ireland. 

792
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:56,360
Joe Exotic is 1000. 
Percent Aaron Butler, 1000% in 

793
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,640
every way. 
Those guys are similar in every 

794
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,280
way, if you know what I'm 
saying. 

795
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,560
I mean Aaron will definitely end
up married to a guy and be like 

796
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:10,640
oh I'm OK 1000%. 
And yeah, I could see that guy 

797
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,520
owning a tiger for sure. 
Aaron's either going to Aaron 

798
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,360
turn 31 today. 
He's either looking at the next 

799
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,400
couple of years with two 
options. 

800
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,480
He's either going to go should I
move out of my parents house or 

801
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,920
should I get a tiger and guy. 
Spoiler alert he gets the. 

802
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:28,320
Tiger, him and the tiger dancing
in the garden. 

803
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,560
I love that guy who's no learns.
Carol Baskin. 

804
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,160
Someone that like might have 
murdered her husband. 

805
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,520
I don't know. 
I mean, when I grow my hair 

806
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,880
right next year, I think I'll be
the closest to it hair wise. 

807
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,520
Anyway, we're going to blast 
through these. 

808
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:53,760
We've got a question from Matt 
Thompson who says question not 

809
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,520
to get too political. 
He says at the start, which 

810
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,720
guys? 
I think he's going to get 

811
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,800
political. 
There's a wasp begin, he says. 

812
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,160
Can we take a moment to address 
the age-old bitching battle 

813
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,320
between waged? 
Oh, the aged old bitching battle

814
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,360
between Lions and Barry's tea 
drinkers in the South? 

815
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,360
Personally, I'm a Lions Gold 
Blend man and Barry's drinkers 

816
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,720
are twerps. 
Might you did get political 

817
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:18,000
there and I don't want to start 
any tensions but Lions Gold 

818
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,880
Blend sounds fucking nice and I 
think I have had Barry's tea 

819
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,800
before but it didn't stand out 
for me so. 

820
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,080
I feel like we could do a taste 
test, maybe on the pod or maybe 

821
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:32,200
you could send us If you are a 
man who lives on the our side of

822
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,480
the border, maybe you could send
us some tea to our e-mail 

823
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,360
address at 
teawithmepodcast@gmail.com. 

824
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,200
I don't know. 
Ma'am, but definitely like you 

825
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,880
definitely need to find your 
bag, you know, and just roll 

826
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:52,720
without your favourite tea bag. 
Yeah, let me go to my We 

827
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,360
Requests folder. 
Yeah, we've got some. 

828
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,760
We've got some people hiding in 
there. 

829
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,360
Connor Diver. 
Who's the hardest football team 

830
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:05,560
you ever played against? 
The hardest football team I ever

831
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:10,440
played against. 
Yeah, our Drangers. 

832
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,560
Whenever I played for Hollywood,
we played them about four. 

833
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,240
Seasons ago when they won the 
amateur league and we did a 

834
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:21,000
guard of honour for them at the 
start of the game, so they 

835
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,640
already had us beat because we 
had applauded them under the 

836
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,920
pitch. 
We tunnel and they looked at us 

837
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,440
like. 
What? 

838
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,560
The fuck are you doing? 
So they they were, they were 

839
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,120
definitely the best team I 
played against. 

840
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,720
Favourite. 
Sport Football. 

841
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,200
Fenton Wolf. 
Who was your biggest inspiration

842
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,840
in comedy? 
Probably Richard Pryor. 

843
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,520
Probably my mom. 
Richard Pryor watched a lot of 

844
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,760
his stand up growing up. 
I mean I presume most people 

845
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,000
will know Richard Pryor his 
stand up. 

846
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,160
He's dead now. 
Sly but the RIP bro. 

847
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,320
But on YouTube you'll get loads.
Of a stand up. 

848
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:02,120
Go check that out in the 70s. 
Probably any 80s. 

849
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,720
He was, he was just out on a bit
like Dave Chappelle is now. 

850
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,440
He was just out on his own, just
blazing a trail. 

851
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,200
And yeah, the man LED an insane 
personal life, too. 

852
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,480
So well worth reading up on him.
Richard Pryor. 

853
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,520
Definitely Belfast guy in China 
I mean. 

854
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,000
Tells you all you need to know. 
The username. 

855
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,800
All footballers dream of winning
World Cup are player of the 

856
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,200
year. 
What are your career goals 

857
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,320
within comedy that you would be 
especially proud of? 

858
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,920
Is there a special? 
Is there a specific thing that 

859
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,960
you would really love to 
achieve, like selling out a 

860
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,640
particular venue anywhere in the
world, creating your own show, 

861
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,080
or acting in a certain type of 
role outside comedy? 

862
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,440
Good question, man. 
And it sort of changes for me a 

863
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,720
wee bit. 
I've said on the pod before, 

864
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,840
Radio City Musical in New York 
would be my would be my dream. 

865
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,320
I would definitely, definitely 
love to do that. 

866
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,040
Before I did the Ulster Hall, 
the Ulster Hall was like an 

867
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:06,080
ultimate goal and I think I did 
the Ulster all five times. 

868
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,920
Weird flex but them. 
But that, that still makes me go

869
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,200
flip. 
Do you remember that? 

870
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,720
And then this year, hopefully 
I'm doing the Waterfront again 

871
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,160
and that's cool. 
And then next year, who knows? 

872
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,160
So I don't know. 
You can't really predict it, so 

873
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,640
it's hard to set goals. 
You'd be like, I'd like to do 

874
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,480
this and I'd like to do that. 
But in terms of like a big 

875
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,040
ultimate goal Radio City Music 
Hall in New York would be. 

876
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:37,080
Great, the typewriter Dynasty 
typewriter in LA would be cool. 

877
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,840
I don't think it's that big, but
I mean, I definitely couldn't 

878
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,920
fill it. 
No, but but that, that would be 

879
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,200
awesome. 
Awesome. 

880
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,480
Cool. 
I do the whole set, obviously 

881
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:54,200
with an American accent. 
In terms of acting here, here's 

882
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,800
a bittersweet thing. 
I have an idea for a film. 

883
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,440
I still do, and I've written 
like. 

884
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,560
Quite a few. 
Pages of it, but it's it's not 

885
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,440
that it's not finished yet, 
nowhere near it. 

886
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,400
And it was good. 
I was just going to do it 

887
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,480
myself. 
I was going to get some 

888
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,640
cameramen together, some people 
that work in media. 

889
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,080
We were going to do it for no 
budget. 

890
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,800
We were just going to do it, see
if cinemas wanted it, like 

891
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,360
really, really make a film and 
it's comedy. 

892
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:23,960
It was comedy, but it's set in 
Belfast in the summertime in the

893
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,920
in the like mid 90s and like 
1996. 

894
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,280
And this weather would be per, 
we'd be filming it right now. 

895
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,160
And that's a kicker. 
You know, there's hey, there's 

896
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,360
way worse things happening. 
Obviously at the minute people 

897
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,720
don't get to see family and all 
that. 

898
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,720
But part of me is looking at 
this where they're going. 

899
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,080
I could have made that thing, 
but if it's like my nose, it'll 

900
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,680
always be in front of me. 
Matthew Gibson What about people

901
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,920
who who put milk in their cup 
before hot water? 

902
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,000
They deserve to get stuck in 
every lift they get in. 

903
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,200
See it in tea drinkers. 
I can only agree. 

904
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,400
I can only agree. 
Don't know how. 

905
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,400
I don't know how they can judge 
the overall cup, the cup, the 

906
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,600
finish of the cup. 
I don't know. 

907
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,960
Carl Donaldson says he's got a 
few questions. 

908
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,920
Say you're right. 
I'll just, I'll just pick one, 

909
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,400
he says. 
If you could do a gig at any 

910
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,800
event, oh, we've had that. 
If you were a singer, what would

911
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,760
be your dream collaboration? 
BTS. 

912
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,440
For sure if you're look. 
I'm being serious here. 

913
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,800
If you're having a bit of a 
wobble, as I would call it, or a

914
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,760
blip during the whole lockdown 
and you like watching things 

915
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,200
online for a bit of fun, for a 
bit of escapism, go on YouTube, 

916
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:43,480
Go to James Corden's Carpet or 
karaoke and type in BTS, 3 

917
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:48,480
letters BTS if you don't know, 
they're a Korean boy band and 

918
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,080
you will have fun for 15 
minutes. 

919
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,800
I would love to get involved 
with those guys. 

920
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,720
I think me and JC talked a bit 
about that, so so probably that,

921
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,920
Alana says. 
What's the best primary school 

922
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,320
rumour you ever heard? 
A rumour went around our primary

923
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,920
school that this weird quiet boy
in the year above us used to 

924
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,480
sneak out at night with his 
dad's screwdriver and steely 

925
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,880
eyes off steal the cat's eyes 
off the centre of the main road 

926
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,360
near his house and keep them in 
his bedroom. 

927
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,120
That boy was me. 
I have thousands of them. 

928
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:24,000
I don't know by the way, what. 
We'll leave the questions there.

929
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:36,140
Let me just check the camera. 
Guys, the camera stopped rolling

930
00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:38,620
there, and that's really sad 
because I don't know how long it

931
00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:41,440
had stopped rolling for and 
that's upsetting. 

932
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:45,320
But look, the sun's shining and 
it's all good. 

933
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,040
Things could be a lot worse than
they are right here in this 

934
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,280
garden. 
So I'm looking up at the blue 

935
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,160
sky, I'm looking up at the sun, 
and I'm thinking that's painting

936
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,520
weather and getting stuck back 
into this fence and maybe, 

937
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,120
maybe. 
I'll put up a picture on 

938
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,440
Instagram in a couple of days 
and show you my fence. 

939
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,240
If you've ever been curious, 
this will be the time and coming

940
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,960
up in the next couple of weeks. 
We've got great guests as always

941
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,440
on the pod. 
Really excited to sit. 

942
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,080
Down and chat to some of these 
people. 

943
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,280
The the radio show goes out BBC 
Radio Ulster every Friday night.

944
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,920
The ray of lockdown. 
Join me for that 6 until half 

945
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,840
seven. 
We're having a ball doing those.

946
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,920
We're having a ball, darling. 
So keep your eye on those. 

947
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,440
I'm finally going to plug the 
patreonpatreon.com/TV podcast 

948
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,240
where you get the bonus podcast 
and that means you get 3 a week.

949
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,000
That's insane. 
That's that's insane. 

950
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,200
There's see this one wasp, 
right, that hovers in the same 

951
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,640
place. 
There's another one in our 

952
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,880
garden every week and then they 
fight each other. 

953
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,600
That's so weird. 
Look, there's a Gale blowing 

954
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,120
here. 
I'm going to wrap it up there. 

955
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,120
Thank you very much for 
listening and watching. 

956
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,280
I apologise that this podcast 
was really. 

957
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,400
Rambly, you know, it was just 
kind of just chat with no real 

958
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,600
purpose, but if that's what 
you're into, I hope you find all

959
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,320
you were looking for. 
Zippers, See you. 

960
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,040
Oh, no. 
Oh, no. 

961
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,680
I didn't know whether to give a 
thumbs up or a peace sign there.

962
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,080
And I sort of did both. 
I'll just. 

963
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,760
We have. 
Thank you. 

964
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,960
Bye, Bye. 
Bye. 

965
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,240
Bye.
