1 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,280 Separate welcome to this episode of the two with me podcast with 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,400 me she and Todd couple couple of things to. 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,640 Plug. Before we get into. 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,960 The the the ship. That episode don't got yet. 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:28,120 We are in the waterfront hall 29th. 30th of N1 sold out. 6 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,760 The other one has some tickets left which I know the 30th sold 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,600 out. 29th is just about sold out. 29th sold out some single 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,520 seats left 30th still has some availability to be stand up 9 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:44,680 beforehand the Patreon as well patreon.com says to me podcast 10 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,720 bonus episodes Monday live stream on a Friday. 11 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,080 It's a good time over there. And the rooster Willy T might 12 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,800 might be. It'll be up soon, if not 13 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,720 already, but what is out now is tickets for stars in their eyes. 14 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,360 Stars in your eyes, Round two, bigger and better. 15 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,400 Stars in their eyes. Stars in their eyes. 16 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,200 He hates up, he hates it. Stars in their eyes. 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,480 But we also see stars in your. Eyes Yeah, it's like that praise 18 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,280 guy and everybody says the. Praise Guy so tickets are 19 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,640 available. For that, Patty McConnell. 20 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,640 But it's Patty McConnell. Patty O'Donnell. 21 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,720 I never recall the fucking. Property, the thing that you 22 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,920 are. Cheers, Marley. 23 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,920 No, the we dead stars in your eyes. 24 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,960 Last year at the Limelight, it was a great success. 25 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:32,320 People fell out, people took a thick, people were crossed the 26 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:37,720 way. Hey, who do you think someone 27 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,400 was in the top three and then got told by everyone you 28 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,440 shouldn't have been in the top three And he was upset. 29 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,120 It wasn't me and it wasn't Willie. 30 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,280 It shouldn't have been. That it was the guy who did the 31 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,840 9 minute medal. Every time I say that I had a 32 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,080 minute, you know what? Because it cracks him. 33 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:53,960 Up. You know what? 34 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,080 Connor Keys deserved to be in the top three. 35 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,000 And you know who else? And and I don't want you to take 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,200 it. Well, I disagree. 37 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,000 And you know who else? Dave Elliott. 38 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,720 Dave yes, Kezie vocally absolutely in top three, but I 39 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:10,320 don't think it was the moment. I don't think the song was 40 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,280 getting people going. Everyone's like, that's great 41 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,960 singing and it's a good song. Look. 42 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,200 See, it's not. A day the person who should have 43 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,960 won it, won. Agreed. 44 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,480 And I said that when I was on the set of stage and annoyed 45 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,960 somebody asked who put in furnace. 46 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,760 Who was it Butler? Well, who was it? 47 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,480 Butler. I think Butler was a wee bit I 48 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,400 was. So look what what we're saying 49 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,280 is there's politics, there's tension, but we're doing in the 50 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,160 Ulster Hall, we're going way bigger and and it's going to be 51 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,480 a good time. Do you know what it is a good 52 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,080 time to? People don't realise that like 53 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,120 genuinely, it's better for us than a gig. 54 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,640 Oh the nerd. It's way more nerve wracking. 55 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,400 No, but it's better for us to like the crack, yes, yes, 56 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,040 because of the gig. We're used to doing that all 57 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,440 time, whereas that's a wee bit different. 58 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,040 It's even like the boxing to be a bit different, you know what I 59 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,440 mean? But this is no one's getting 60 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,760 hurt doing this. Why not? 61 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,600 What date is it? What can I just do? 62 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,400 A boxing and stars Nice. So like the top 2 bit the 63 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,120 football each? Way. 64 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,920 Well, if you and another person are doing the same artist, 65 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,600 that's the only way you're going to settle it at the end. 66 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,040 If you spoke with, I don't. Think he would fade me? 67 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,160 What date is it going to be? Wednesday the 18th of December. 68 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,040 Wednesday the 18th of December. Links in the description 69 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,320 Comedian Stars in Your Eyes will be charity prizes. 70 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,080 Currently, tickets are only available. 71 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,960 On Patreon he needed a sugar so. Tickets only will be drunk. 72 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,760 I offered to go back down and get you a. 100% no, not blaming 73 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,240 you. Cheers. 74 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,160 Is that all we need to pump and then manscape? 75 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,720 Look, shave your bollocks, shave your bollocks. 76 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,520 Look, if you've hurry, bollocks, shave your bollocks. 77 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,760 We all shave our bollocks, yeah? Shave each other. 78 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,800 You and Willie, I don't know what she's doing to. 79 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:43,920 Her, on to her. He can't like he can't, so we 80 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,120 have to do it for him. What you mean you see him with 81 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,160 his hand? They can't, but he could. 82 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,520 He could fix it somehow. You know, like people are go 83 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,880 pros in their heads. I think you could. 84 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,440 Do so. I don't know. 85 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,960 You can see it like. You can definitely see it. 86 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,280 Yeah, yeah. And he gets tired like. 87 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:00,520 Yeah, umm, look, all the comedians are smooth or very 88 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,120 smooth down there. We know we all use Manscape 89 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,440 production, Manscape sponsor, a lot of podcasts sponsoring us 90 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,920 since the start. The links in the description we 91 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,880 love all the manscape stuff, especially when we're 92 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,680 travelling. We're on tour and Paddy's right, 93 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,839 me and Willie just back from Cardiff and we we, we shaved 94 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,279 each other up. We're in the same room, but. 95 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:20,680 What products do you really like? 96 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,600 Oh, the lawnmower 5.0 Have you tried that one? 97 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,480 The new one. Well Paddy, I thought the 4.0 98 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,280 was brilliant and I said I can't talk this, but then they brought 99 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,640 it to 5.0. I shaved my arm of it from a 100 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,520 tattoos, you know what I mean? Yeah, half. 101 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,520 That's what it's for. Well, not what it's for. 102 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,000 No, well, it is. You can use your friend, I 103 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,920 think. Like I've shaved my dog with it, 104 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,000 do you know what I mean? Yeah. 105 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:45,040 That's what I call them Deck. The dog slobbery. 106 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:51,880 Which sometimes barks and people see the fence slobbers quite a 107 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,320 bit. And you let strange men pet it. 108 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,320 If they ask nicely, yeah, of course do. 109 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,520 Does your dog bait and we only treat? 110 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,960 Manscape.com you just go to me for 20% off ratio. 111 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,240 Get the ball dealer, you get the. 112 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,920 You get the ball toner, you get the underwear, you get the nose 113 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,000 Clipper. Fucking unreal. 114 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,320 Yeah, Berlin. Berlin, probably. 115 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,280 Umm, my guest today is Paddy McDonald. 116 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,480 Can I tell you something right now? 117 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,880 A colour suits. You think so? 118 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,480 Shockingly well. Does it? 119 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,320 Yeah, full of compliments. Brings out your eyes. 120 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,040 Full of compliments. Never actually noticed your eyes 121 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,120 before. No, I can't get out of them. 122 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,000 I've really in blue eyes. You what? 123 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,200 Radiant blue. I thought you said red and blue 124 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:28,560 eyes. I'll. 125 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,280 Be late. I've seen proper thing, yeah. 126 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,920 Umm, years back from Ibiza. Amazing. 127 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,040 You love it. Fucking love it. 128 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,600 Every year I say I'm going to go to your beef and we have to 129 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,760 never do it now you said last time you were on the pod you'd 130 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,320 been invaded to go on a stag. That wasn't it. 131 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,320 Right, I thought that was it. Everybody thought that was it. 132 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,600 Right. And I was like you've done them 133 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,600 here because you've taken the money, gone on the stag and 134 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,400 you're not with them at any point of the trip. 135 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:00,080 No, you did it be the the more laid back way. 136 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,240 No, no. No, fuck. 137 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,840 So last time you were in Ibiza, you said you had a few drinks 138 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:10,520 but you were taking it easy and this this time you're not taking 139 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,120 it easy. I didn't take it easy at all. 140 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,840 Even last time we didn't like when I arrived. 141 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,200 I was straight in the nightclub on the Wednesday night. 142 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,560 Eden Judge dudes was on. Maggie Woodale was there. 143 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,320 All the fucking people Brandon from being perfect and all we're 144 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,760 fucking just went mod just drinking like just fucking had a 145 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,560 full night of it back in the 6:00 in the morning. 146 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:37,320 Get up at 2 went for a walk, had a bit of tapas and pump back 147 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,960 again. Other side of the island went to 148 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,960 Pasha. Male seed was on Robin suits 149 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,400 fucking on rail. What the fuck was male seed? 150 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,040 She said, she said DJ. She's fucking brilliant. 151 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:49,040 No one. 100% listen all the DJs I know are like she's shit. 152 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,960 She's really not. Did she drop any spice quarters 153 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,040 in the set? She does vocals, but it sounds 154 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,960 like her vocals. I don't know what way she mixes 155 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,040 it in, but it's not a full set of the Space Girl songs. 156 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,800 Like she does a bit of it, but she's fucking very energetic. 157 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,480 Very, very good. It's just sporty space. 158 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,680 Listen, I remember years ago I was going West girl, I was about 159 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,600 1415 space girls with and we were sitting in her house. 160 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,600 First time I met her ma, she's like, here's a question for you 161 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,080 Paddy, which one's your favourite space girl? 162 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:21,040 I went sporty space and she went, why her and I went that's 163 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:26,600 her ma Tiaska. 2 Emil. No, no, I'm trying to fucking 164 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,040 turn it off. Stop. 165 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,120 It's took a photo of the fucking screen. 166 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,200 This is the most all man thing I've ever seen in my entire life 167 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,800 from the ringtone. Phone. 168 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,080 Execution. That phone, that phone gets me 169 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:45,520 in fucking trouble. Swear to God, but Escard escard 170 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,800 text. Big massive fun. 171 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,960 You can get 2 words on the screen. 172 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,920 I said card Frampton, somebody's phone number and he says you 173 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,840 just sent me that the way my dad would. 174 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,640 It was a screenshot. Of their number. 175 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,240 And he's like, that is no use to any fucker. 176 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,080 You can go in and hit share and fucker. 177 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,640 And I was like. Oh, my dad will take a picture 178 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:11,200 of his iPod, a message on his iPod, but he you take a picture 179 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,120 on his phone and send me that. Yeah, instead of the message. 180 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,000 Instead of the message. So, umm. 181 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,920 I just got his math, just like which is your favourite space 182 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,200 girl? And I said sporty space and she 183 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,240 went why her and I went, 'cause she can get her legs right above 184 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,280 her head. Our relationship didn't last 185 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,240 time. I didn't know she could do it. 186 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,800 Oh fuck gosh she doesn't. The video. 187 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,120 She fucking lifts her leg right. Up she we've said it before, 188 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,960 we're talking about who was the sexiest space girl. 189 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,440 She I found her a lot like. I did. 190 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,159 I really liked her. But seeing later years, I think 191 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,720 Mel B. Something about B schools. 192 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,120 She's wild. Yeah, think that's what is the 193 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,280 her. They tried to make her 194 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,920 straightener her, you know? Oh yeah. 195 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,960 And then they were like getting along a bit, some of the space. 196 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,760 Do you know this? What do you mean? 197 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,960 I've heard the rumours like. No, no, but they said they said 198 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:03,280 it. Anger was male B Scary spaces. 199 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,320 Mel B She said it on a chat show or something. 200 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,920 Should be interviewed that her and Jerry were seeing each other 201 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,280 and then Jerry was raging apparently because you don't 202 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,120 want people to know. It's like you, Willie. 203 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,880 Like yes, that's a well known. Yeah, yeah, it's a well known 204 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,480 thing within the. Grocery in a sore relationship. 205 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,440 Yeah, yeah, you ask for the next couple of months, but. 206 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,040 Yeah. You know it is what? 207 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,680 It is. Tell you what, I'd happily be in 208 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,280 a rich It will. He's a gentleman. 209 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,040 She on tour. Great company. 210 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,200 Everybody wants a gentleman. Some people want to wait a 211 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,440 month. Yeah, no, he's like it. 212 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,120 Crazy. He's I'll tell you what, he's 213 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,800 looking good. Do you think so? 214 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:41,760 He showed up at the airport on Tuesday for us going to Cardiff 215 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,720 and I said you look like you have AI philtre on you to take 216 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,520 10 years off your age. He says to me when you're on the 217 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:51,400 pod of days, like Shane's nose and like, man, that's not nice. 218 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,840 So that's not very gentleman. He's a weef, he's a wee boss. 219 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,320 I've always said that he's a wee bastard willing to and. 220 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,280 I was like, well, he doesn't like it. 221 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,760 I was like, it's not Shane. Shane doesn't like like most 222 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,560 people don't like getting told off because you take a bit of a 223 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,240 parade in your parents to. Get told off. 224 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,560 Like like getting told something like that. 225 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,480 No, I, I, I do. Does I do? 226 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,760 Who does? Yeah, but it is funny sometimes. 227 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,280 But I just didn't know. Do you know who you do look 228 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,840 like? There was a defender for Bruce 229 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:25,040 your Dortmund the other night. Fucking like I know you look 230 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,680 Slaughter back, slaughter back. In my head I can't think what he 231 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:32,920 looks like but that'll live around free my head because he 232 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,600 it sounds like someone I would look like. 233 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,120 It just, I was like, he's like, that's. 234 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,720 One of the you bring him up. Good looking fellow. 235 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,280 Yeah, I know. I don't Look, I I do take pride 236 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,280 in my appearance. But the other side of that is I 237 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,880 live off jokes about it. I can take jokes about it no 238 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,840 problem. I think it's more not like if 239 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,800 you're not that good looking and you get Yep, it's no big deal. 240 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,960 Yep. Do you know what I mean? 241 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,280 Yeah, You used it sort of thing. Yep. 242 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,760 So let me take a quick minute. 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Yeah. 280 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,960 Are you done? No. 281 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,920 Does it just go blonder in the summer? 282 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,680 It does but then I get a few greys. 283 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,880 That's why I keep it short on the back and sides. 284 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,040 Pro tip. And what did you like? 285 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,680 36 it's. Not. 286 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,960 Getting great. We're getting old, mate. 287 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,920 If you had a beard, you would see them first. 288 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,600 I think you'd see them, yeah. Like a badger. 289 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,480 But do you like it though you bit of grey? 290 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,480 I prefer the beard went all grey. 291 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,040 Yeah. So it's not ginger. 292 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,760 Yeah. Yeah, because soon I think 293 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,640 ginger about me, but everybody goes you're gender and I'm like. 294 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,040 Nah, if you're beard ginger. 02 TOE 100%. 295 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,080 No, you're boobs that. Was my nickname. 296 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,680 Why Ginger pubes 100%? Oh, you do have Ginger. 297 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,920 Pubes. Oh, so you used to have blonde 298 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,800 hair and ginger pubes and people used to call me two toe? 299 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,760 Right. Like when you play football and 300 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,480 stuff. Christine Broers people had seen 301 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,480 it, Yeah. But they're ginger. 302 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,640 But you, you, you cut them. Ah, but nobody knows now because 303 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,920 man skipped the bollocks out of them, yeah? 304 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,200 Man skipped the bollocks out of them. 305 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,240 So tell me more about Ibiza. Where you stay in in the Old 306 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,560 Town or in the new time? San Antonio, right? 307 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,920 So yeah, always stay in San Antonio. 308 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,720 And I was not too far away from Motion Beach. 309 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:57,760 Who you away with? I'm not. 310 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,360 Telling you. You away with elite elites, no? 311 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,360 Just not saying is this. Some sort of deadly party 312 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,960 situation? Who you away with then, then? 313 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,760 In some local celebs. Then, then. 314 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,200 People from Be Perfect, Mickey Muddell was Who's this crew 315 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,880 you're on the boat with? No, you've changed, Patty. 316 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,400 I've changed I Maggie Modell. That's fucking changing it 317 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,520 totally. Cornet's famous. 318 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,400 Patty's in all White Party out in Ibiza. 319 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,360 Mickey Muddell. Why can you not tell you on the 320 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,360 pressure? We but. 321 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,040 They're coming for you $0.50 going to put no popes about. 322 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,440 All I done was read the big well, no sick. 323 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,720 That was wild. What's up? 324 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,520 Just at anytime $0.50 talks about Diddy, he's done so much 325 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,760 damage to him it's unbelievable. 50 Cent people would. 326 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,760 Love themselves but. Oh no, of course. 327 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:52,040 But like 50s just. Got A50 doing it made the FBI 328 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,520 then investigated or do you think it's one of them once 329 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,240 where they're like let's. Go, I'd say they were going to 330 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,520 invest in, but say it gets more people talking about it and then 331 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,240 when everyone's in, when's he going to get investigated and 332 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,080 there's more pressure on them to do the investigation. 333 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,720 But let's go back to who you were hanging about with. 334 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,120 An Ibiza. Can't say was it? 335 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,640 Was it a bether? Was it nailed? 336 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,800 Was a bether, Yeah, Daphne bether. 337 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,760 It is an island, but Daphne isn't. 338 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,120 So you were just to confirm you were on an island? 339 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,680 Yes, in the Mediterranean, yeah. Right. 340 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,560 And everyone. In Island, now you know what? 341 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,520 I know that right? OK every night so. 342 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,240 You're on an island like you've always been on an island, yes, 343 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,000 so. Were you going for it every 344 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,040 night? Yep, you can't go or not. 345 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,960 Do you know what I mean? See. 346 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,920 You know, the way people watch the sunrise. 347 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,040 Yeah. Is it? 348 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,720 That's not Cafe Del Mar, No. That is same thing, right? 349 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,080 Right. Oh, the watch of sunset. 350 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,120 That's the thing. I was going to say I'd go, but I 351 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,680 would get up early to go and see it instead of staying up all 352 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,400 night. I get up at six or something, go 353 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,800 down and see it. The thing about it is if you're 354 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,200 going to Ibiza then big club for fuck's sake. 355 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,160 Are you taking? Are you delivering for a Chinese 356 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,440 at the? Moment, for fuck's sake, 357 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,240 everybody's fucking up on me. I'm turning us off here. 358 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:08,720 He's doing Apple Pay. Hello, phones for you. 359 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,440 Yes. How's it going? 360 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,960 God knows what celebrity that is Phone. 361 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,160 Them they must know. Party delete all pictures on 362 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,960 your phone. Bar and best Megan Mcdell says 363 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,840 get left it. Party, I love you, but I would 364 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,760 love it if it came out that there was a big group. 365 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:30,200 Use all local local celebrities. For what? 366 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,680 Whatever freaky parties. I love parties. 367 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,040 What would be a? Freaky party here. 368 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,400 What would be a freaky party here, right? 369 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,960 Well, the venue. It would have to be somewhere 370 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,440 like a wee bit like Daddy's daddy has more parties at his 371 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,600 mansion. More like a not like the 372 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:55,280 Merchant, but somewhere. What's that Rabbit Hotel? 373 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,520 What do you mean? What is it? 374 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,120 Just I don't know anything about it but. 375 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,119 You just said, what is it, a rabbit hotel, right? 376 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,920 That's as much as I know about. It's a party there and you and 377 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,119 your mates. What do you know about the 378 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,359 Rabbit Hotel? Like you seem to know something. 379 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,160 I don't know anything about it. That's when. 380 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,720 But it sounds like somewhere people be like, we're at the 381 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,000 Rabbit, Paddy's partying at the Rabbit, and you and your mates, 382 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,400 whoever they are, these showbiz figures. 383 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,920 Yeah, You just pick it out and I don't know what happens. 384 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,040 She's just, you know, you do turn the electric off and then 385 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,760 it's in darkness and whatever happens happens and user all 386 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:36,840 there you Frank Mitchell Bara best Paul Rankin celebrity chef. 387 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,600 He had to say what he was like. People knew. 388 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,320 No, what I mean people are age-old. 389 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,600 No, Paul 21 year old won't know Paul Rankin. 390 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,000 And that's no disrespect to the money was definitely some of the 391 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,680 best soldiers the country's ever seen. 392 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,880 But yeah, I would just, I would, I would find out funny if there 393 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,880 was like, you know, a party scene here, you're part of it. 394 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,400 Well, it's ready. Do you have a big nose? 395 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:14,400 Yeah, I I honestly would love to go to Ibiza, but I don't know. 396 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,840 I just, I couldn't, I could do 2 days of drinking and late night 397 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,880 and I thought the novelty would wear all for me. 398 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:29,440 But was it as as like the last time you went, was that as 399 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,160 meant? But like, if we did offseason at 400 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,640 the minute, so maybe it's no closing. 401 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,280 Parties. Oh the tickets were like serious 402 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,760 price when I was there, like €200 until Pasha which was one 403 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,520 of dearest tickets. Like and that's a free bar. 404 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:47,240 No, that's just in like if you like the cheapest ticket, if you 405 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,040 buy them online early, you can probably get a ticket just into 406 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,840 the venue for €40 or something. If you do it early, but on the 407 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,760 door you'll pay 60 to €90.00 each in. 408 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:02,160 And then the drink, like for a fog and lemonade, it's €4749 a 409 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,640 drink. That is wild. 410 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,160 And then they say they water them down. 411 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,560 Well, not water them down, but you. 412 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,080 Know they don't want them down because the mixtures like over 413 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,720 there they just. Freeport. 414 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,880 So it's like a mod, you do get a quarter drink for it like but at 415 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,400 the same sense it's not worth. What was the most mental thing 416 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,240 you saw when you were there? This time, yeah, we were 417 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,000 sitting, having tapas and this guy, English guy, there was a 418 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,960 bunch of fellas from England sitting beside it. 419 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,400 But we're all big, like, like, look like world champion boxers, 420 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,560 big fucking black dudes sitting at this table. 421 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,880 And they were boisterous enough, but like just amongst themselves 422 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,720 and this guy can walk on down like a wee beam pole. 423 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,320 Wait, guy and he came down, he's like, oh, look at the Iron band. 424 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,960 I've been going mad for 48 hours, 48 hours. 425 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,040 And then he's coming around all the tables and there was 426 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,600 actually a fella from here with his missus sitting at the table 427 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,320 here and he was trying to record them. 428 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,240 I was trying to record them. And then these fellas were like, 429 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,200 so one of them stood up and went I'm going to the toilet before I 430 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,320 smack him. And then he sat down at the 431 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,320 table and that's when I got a record of him and he done like a 432 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:09,760 freestyle rap right till one of the guys and the guy's sort of 433 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,480 like. Why are you robbing to me? 434 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,240 Yeah, yeah. Out of all the tables while and 435 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,160 then he get up and he left and he was walking down your side so 436 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,360 he nearly got killed but the fellow from here stood up to go 437 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,440 to the toilet while it was happening and behind me was a 438 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,280 window. It wasn't the door and he walked 439 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,800 through it, but the drop was like 6 foot. 440 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,000 And I just looked and I looked around you and I went, this is a 441 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,320 fucking this is a fucking setup. Like there's a camera here. 442 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was waiting on Jeremy Beetle 443 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,040 coming out. Yeah. 444 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,200 It was just, it was so much happened at once. 445 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,880 Ibiza with beetle, do you know what I mean? 446 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,960 Yeah, and that then your man came back. 447 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,280 He was like, I don't know, out of the window. 448 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,520 He was like fucking near killed him. 449 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,480 But the I know it was good. So you did what, four days? 450 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,720 Four days and I could have done more, like genuinely could have 451 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,600 done more. I was loving. 452 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,680 I was absolutely limited. Was it like a blow out because 453 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,720 you've been? And only do it after do a big 454 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,120 show, yeah. That's what I was going to say. 455 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,000 But the closing parties, it just did, it worked out to do it this 456 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,640 week because October's mental. So it was just like, no, we'll 457 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,800 go now. And there was a cabin and parry 458 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,360 thing on, but I got the dates wrong. 459 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,840 It was Tuesday night and I went the Wednesday, so I got it 460 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,960 wrong. Missed that. 461 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,560 But like first night Judge Doodle's, second night went to 462 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,960 see Mel C, Robin Schultz, and then the Friday night went to 463 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,480 Amnesia, which was just to see Amnesia. 464 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,280 It was Italian tag, no? So it was a wee bit. 465 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,160 Specialist. Too mental? 466 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,200 See, I only know what these places because of Kevin and 467 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,400 Perry, go large. Yeah, that movie was. 468 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,320 It's just to say you've been, but out of all the night clothes 469 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,560 I've been to, even here, England, anywhere over there, 470 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,440 it's completely, it's not sleazy. 471 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,200 It's like everyone's just there for a good time. 472 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,240 There's no real madness. Yeah, you give it to me nowhere 473 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,120 here. You had that element of heroin 474 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,960 you from and right. Is that your part? 475 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,320 Not. People are going out to fight. 476 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,440 It's not like that, right? Yeah. 477 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,040 Yeah, Genuinely not like that. Yeah, and more couples are 478 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,120 going. I think that's like, it used to 479 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,720 just be large strips or girls strips, Yeah. 480 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,720 And now it feels like it's a bit classier. 481 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,760 Ocean Beach is a bit of a pose fest. 482 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,560 I was going to say I saw you. The story that you put up from 483 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,520 there, Yeah. So. 484 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,920 Is that like, is it? Are people just going there to 485 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,760 take pictures for Instagram and then leave them? 486 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,400 That's, that's it's, you know, when you go to nightclub, you 487 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,240 sort of like, because one of nights we went to Amnesia, I 488 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,600 didn't really give a fuck. I was wearing like a pink polo, 489 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,280 one perfect grey polo. Like it wasn't in colour court, 490 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,320 but think of fuck. It was just like won't do for 491 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,080 dinner. And then we went. 492 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,320 Whereas Ocean Beach, you feel like if they get dressed up, 493 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,440 like The funny thing about it was there was a couple of Asian 494 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,360 girls come in, obviously didn't know the drill and they were 495 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,320 wearing Mickey Mouse jumpers and bum bags and fucking like jeans. 496 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,440 And like all the girls had nothing, like practically 497 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,600 nothing on them. You know that way. 498 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,960 So it was, it's a post fest. Like you'd get the muscles. 499 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,400 And was Wayne Lineker about? Yeah, I'm just standing there 500 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,920 like. Is he like the the Emperor? 501 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,880 Yeah, right. Sitting there and he has a table 502 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,120 and girls were saying. Surely that pool is absolutely 503 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,800 stinking. That's the one thing you'd think 504 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,120 about you when you're there. But you're right, you know, 505 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,200 there's only things you do look at things like that and you go. 506 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,160 But it's more like I think stags and hands go where. 507 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,920 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you book a bed and you 508 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,160 do whatever. Was there a lot of people from 509 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,320 home there? Why There was 4 girls from 510 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,640 Dungevan came over and they were yarn away. 511 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,520 They were about our age, so they were yarn away and they were 512 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,360 dead on. People from Dungevan are 513 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,240 probably just happy to see anyone now because since the 514 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,040 road's been changed, when you're driving the dairy, don't go 515 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,280 through dungeon. People from Dungevan, Dungevan 516 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,200 you're either a dry liner or in there are maybe both a dry 517 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,280 liner. It's like no to put the plaster 518 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,880 board up in the walls. And a lot of people in Dungevan 519 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,240 do that as a joke. Like unbelievable. 520 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,480 Like it's like if you're a dry liner from this country, you're 521 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,640 from Dungeon. Why do you think they're 522 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,880 producing the I've always wanted to know Why do you think they're 523 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,480 producing the best dry liners I. Don't know. 524 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,760 I don't know how. I don't know if there was a 525 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,240 mixture of like joiners and then the one didn't tell it and then 526 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,280 there's just loads of companies, like most of the Bay. 527 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,440 Even when I worked in England, yeah, if you were a dry liner, 528 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,640 you knew you would walk up and go Dungevan, they'd go. 529 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,520 How do you know? Right. 530 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,240 It was just most of them seem to be from Dungevan. 531 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:20,400 Where the best plumbers from? Best Plumbers Belfast you know 532 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,840 right Belfast and Bangor. Best Parks? 533 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,360 Die. Die. 534 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,760 Joiners. That's a mixture, right? 535 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,840 That's a mixture. Yeah, don't given there's like 536 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,160 North Korea now, you know, like they make it seem like there's 537 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,040 people in, you know, when you drive through it, you know, it's 538 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,840 like Kevin in the Home Alone. You know, there's like outlines 539 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,920 of people and shop when those and all be like, I know there's 540 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,760 nobody in there. Yeah, it's just sad because you 541 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,440 just drive through all the time. Yeah, no, it's actually not a 542 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,680 bad place. We were in them, I wouldn't fuck 543 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,280 with them like we were in Cardiff. 544 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:58,240 Uh, last No2 nights ago, two nights ago and kneecap were on 545 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,480 in the same city same night, which was shit for me. 546 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,960 Ticket sales ways, umm, but we went because they were on our 547 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,600 flight there and back. Did they offer you tickets? 548 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,480 Yeah, we went and. What did you think? 549 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,440 I thought. As a neutral As a neutral. 550 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,360 I thought it was wild, in a good way. 551 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,760 It was. The venue couldn't have been 552 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,560 better for the show they were doing. 553 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,240 So it was like if you could picture the old Mandela Hall, 554 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,360 but the even with an even lower roof. 555 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,000 So you walk in. We were, I said, like my show, 556 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,680 probably wrong. They would. 9:45 So we'll get 557 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,760 round for the last bit. I know we'll get round for the 558 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,720 last bit, but when I arrived at the Glee club, they went 559 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,640 everyone's in, you want to just start 10 minutes earlier. 560 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,680 So we were like, yes, well, he went on that. 561 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,520 He said I didn't mind, we're finished early, got an Uber 562 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,560 rounder and we walked in late. So you walked in and then there 563 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,040 was like the doors into the room where it was all on the ground 564 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:56,920 floor. There's some people in the 565 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,320 balcony, but it was like the exact amount of people for the 566 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,360 event. Like you couldn't have got more, 567 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,320 more people person in that's really squeezed in. 568 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,800 So we walked up the balcony and watched from there for about 10 569 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,400 minutes. And then I said, I said the 570 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,080 Willy. I went, we've got to go down in 571 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,200 the thick of this because. Did you go into much but. 572 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,280 I want to get no, I was like, we'll stand on the edge because 573 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,120 I want to get a sense of what it's like donor musically 574 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,600 unbelievable. Listen, see, see, see just the 575 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,720 production and the sound and the way. 576 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,640 Because sometimes you go and see, you know, you're going to 577 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,840 see acoustic music or something, you're like as perfect. 578 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,200 But sometimes the limited times I've been to see like dance 579 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,880 music or even rock or anything like that sometimes don't sound 580 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,800 brilliant life just because of the room or I don't know the 581 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,240 setup. It was unbelievable. 582 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,080 It was. It's like the younger ones night 583 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,360 like when we used to have mod hardcore raves and we rooms. 584 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,640 They got home sweaty and Yep, Yep. 585 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,560 And that's just what it. Is and it's the same thing you 586 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,360 were saying about Ibiza. It was everybody was there for a 587 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,600 good time, for the music and for a good time. 588 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,520 So there was no, because I thought like me as a 36 year old 589 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,360 guy, I'm looking down there going, people are going to be 590 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,960 fighting in that audience because they're so close 591 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,200 together and there's the mosh pit. 592 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,000 They're all just, they'll be throwing drinks, everybody. 593 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,040 Was in an electric picnic and it was the first time properly I've 594 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,200 seen them, but it was the first time probably seen them, yes. 595 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,640 And that was a massive, like, I mean a massive crew. 596 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,720 And the thing that for me was seeing all the young ones, 597 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,960 because for years, like they look up here, they look down 598 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,520 their noses. Whereas here was the fellas from 599 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,480 up here on stage balaclavas and most of the audience had 600 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,640 balaclavas on, which isn't the fucking IRA wing that people 601 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,720 think. It's just it's like a rebellious 602 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,080 thing. And what they've done is down 603 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,280 there Irish language is a four subject that you have to do. 604 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,080 Whereas now they've made a coup. The they really, they were 605 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,600 talking about the Welsh language, so they were talking 606 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,960 about obviously eh, Irish language, them relating at the 607 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,400 wheels and the crowd absolutely loved it. 608 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,680 And it was just, I know I speak to them after and we were on 609 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,840 flight the next day and I was like, as a show, it was 610 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,520 unbelievable. It was brilliant. 611 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,240 And Nick, they're going to fucking Estonia. 612 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,840 And why these be mad places? Yeah. 613 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,240 Where they don't speak Irish, obviously, yeah, but it's about 614 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,680 the rebellious thing that they have on. 615 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,240 And I think if you hit, it's like the Prodigy, it was the 616 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,000 rebel. Yes, the one thing I was 617 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,200 uncomfortable with is it was a sweat box in there and no 618 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,160 wearing coats. Yeah, that's the only thing I 619 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,000 was looking at and going. What's happening? 620 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,280 Here, Maggie Modell wears a hooded top, T-shirt and a full 621 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,600 jacket until they close. It's rare you see a comedian 622 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,800 wearing. Normally we wear AT shirts, 623 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,920 maybe a light jacket and we're talking they're up and down 624 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,960 bunch and about getting involved. 625 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,320 Look at me last year in the Prodigy on stage. 626 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,360 It fucking near killed me. Yeah, didn't near killed me in 627 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,800 that big fucking. And let me tell you, there was 628 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,320 breasts at the show there. Was what? 629 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,040 Breasts. What do you mean people? 630 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,480 We operate us. What are you talking about? 631 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,480 There was a young lady in the audience gotten someone's 632 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,040 shoulders. And just had the top off. 633 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,240 Just got just got them out. With a pierced. 634 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,480 The angle we were at, we couldn't see and God, God love 635 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,000 Willie. He started trying to get 636 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,840 forward. The cerebral quality fairly 637 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,760 leads you when you need to see a dilly the worst. 638 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,880 Thing is, so we were standing like in the back corner, she was 639 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,080 about 10 rows. Back at the scene, the outline. 640 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,360 And facing them is enough. But Willie couldn't see over 641 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,280 people, so I was just describing to him. 642 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,600 I was like, there's someone got their top off and it is trying 643 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,640 to bounce up. My thing about that is you could 644 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,760 Google tits. I know what to be and get 645 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,200 whatever. When it's unexpected. 646 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,760 A sank tip or a flice of a bra. It's just like. 647 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,520 Oh, there was no bra. No, but you know. 648 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,680 What I mean, it's like, like, and then you see them, it's no 649 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,920 big deal. Like, yeah, yeah. 650 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,200 Do you know? But it's just one of them 651 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,960 things. It's just, you see it and you're 652 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,360 like, fuck yeah. Men are fucking weird. 653 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,000 But it was, it was just, it was funny. 654 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,240 The difference between a music concert like that and stand up, 655 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,080 Yeah. Like, how horrified would people 656 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,080 be if you're stand up somewhere? They did so. 657 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,600 I got a copy at one time maybe. What? 658 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,800 Where was it? In Australia. 659 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,040 Right. Where was he? 660 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,440 In the audience. Front row. 661 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,800 And did he address it or did you just look down and see it there? 662 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,320 He just had it out. He had sent me a message but he 663 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,080 didn't see it. And has he gone? 664 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,240 Treasure is down now. He just had it hanging out. 665 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,920 And can you describe it from what you remember? 666 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,600 It looked like a Dick. Yeah, was it, was it impressive? 667 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,480 This is what I don't he drew a dagger on. 668 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,360 I like that. So that was the thing that was a 669 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,120 homage to me. You know what I mean? 670 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,120 Yeah. And did you then address did you 671 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,360 say like right? Did he put it away? 672 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,320 I. Didn't say anything. 673 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,920 I let him keep it. He wasn't stealing the show. 674 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,600 I knew what he wanted to do. He wanted to stand up and turn 675 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,960 around. And I was like, no, ever, ever 676 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,200 address it that way. Yeah, but afterwards he wanted 677 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,560 to get a photo with it out. And I was like, no, no, it's not 678 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,840 happening, you know, And I think when we were getting the photo, 679 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,840 it was, it's the one photo where I'm, I guess so because he's me, 680 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,080 he's going to pull it out, right? 681 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,960 But he didn't. Yeah, no, the show was 682 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,840 brilliant. It was no, I I glad to picnic 683 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,920 blew me away. I was just like, I get, I get 684 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,720 why the young ones are. In Yeah, yeah, yeah. 685 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,880 You know, and they're fucking smashing it all over the fucking 686 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,120 but. Again, the I couldn't say to 687 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,520 them, but it was like how? Old Willie Willie says that he 688 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,040 like he says he thought it was going to be more pro area and 689 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,880 all I was going. That's not what it's about. 690 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,600 From what we were there, there was no. 691 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,560 It's not what it's called. There was actually no mention of 692 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,400 politics. I'm not saying there wasn't, but 693 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,680 I'm saying when we were there a lot of. 694 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,800 Their show, like there was a thing about Palestine and about 695 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,680 there being a ceasefire and the call for that at the start, but 696 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,600 none of it's about, if you hear their songs are actually talking 697 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,720 about being hoods. Yeah. 698 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,120 Yeah. More so than fucking rah, Yeah. 699 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,080 So it's it's good to see. It's just good to see. 700 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,760 So beta was good and then what do you and then you've got SSE, 701 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,640 which already have done by the time this comes out you. 702 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,640 Should have me on last. Week. 703 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,240 I know, I know. But sure, I was in the beef. 704 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,240 Did you have a good time doing SSE do you think? 705 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,400 Do you know? And all I say is it's just feels 706 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,680 weird because every year now it's been Lame Night, Ulster 707 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:26,600 Hall, Waterfront, SSE and everybody's going Oh yes, I see. 708 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,040 But I think like a deck do you, But it's like. 709 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,400 Do you mean it's weird that I feel that feels normal? 710 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,320 It's like I don't have the same, like fuck me, I'm doing the SSE 711 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,560 even though I'm doing it because. 712 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,120 You've done it. Yeah, because I've done it. 713 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,680 But it's not, I'm not taking it any less. 714 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,920 I'm taking it serious, you know, but. 715 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,440 There's no there's no bigger indoor venue you can do so you 716 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,200 can't. You can't only go up to a point. 717 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,200 I just think it's because I haven't changed venue. 718 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,600 Yeah. I think it's just one of it's 719 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,480 took it that way element. But then that's why I like 720 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,560 sometimes dropping down just smaller venue with a bigger run 721 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,720 of shows because because there there actually are there's 722 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,160 places we haven't done and you could do some kind of residency 723 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,840 in it. Not I like the idea. 724 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,840 The excitement of one big night is is brilliant and it's really 725 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,480 hard to top. But like sometimes when you do a 726 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,080 smaller menu and you do a runner shows, you love it. 727 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120 They're bad. Like there's more connection at 728 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,880 the show or something. Yeah, I'm not too worried about 729 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:23,040 recording this one this time because I'm like, if I'm going 730 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,920 to record this one, I'll do it in a smaller. 731 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,960 Venue. Yeah, yeah. 732 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,720 You know, because we've done the recording, the waterfront, and 733 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,000 the guy with the funny laughs in the front row and fucking ruined 734 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,840 it. That's right. 735 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,040 Could you hear him at the time it just happened? 736 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,880 He was right by word than Mike the crowd. 737 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,040 Every two months. And it wasn't a punch like. 738 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,520 It was like, it was like perfect, yeah, there was no ad 739 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,040 like from the show. And then it was just like, 740 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,880 people are going to turn this off because of the laugh. 741 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,040 And that's what people were saying they were like. 742 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,200 Can't watch it? Because of this game. 743 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,760 But nobody addressed it on the night, you know, nobody said 744 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,920 stop laughing. This guys fucking. 745 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,320 Maybe he was sitting there with the girl. 746 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,920 That's what you didn't tell. And I heard the laugh and I 747 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,840 literally fucking went like, where is this fucker? 748 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,239 Yeah. And then he didn't hear it again 749 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,040 after that. I think that's better to do to 750 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,800 to record it in a like do the big show and then do the taping 751 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800 of it. Yeah, and somewhere like Theatre 752 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,040 de Mille or something that's. I think it's wherever you're 753 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,719 comfortable with. Like theatre de Mille was 754 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,080 unreal, really enjoyed. That you know what's class with 755 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,760 that? It's like a mini opera, isn't? 756 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,840 That it's fucking it's just the shape of it or drop. 757 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,760 It's it's every time I've played, it's just being like, I 758 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,920 really loved it, you know, it's just people go, where's your 759 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,760 favourite? I hate that question. 760 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,800 You know what? Yeah, yeah. 761 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,400 Yeah, where's your favourite place to gig? 762 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,600 And you're like, I can't really answer that. 763 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,840 But because your tour never you, you wouldn't be going back 764 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,000 anywhere you didn't like. So you're basically being like, 765 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,120 I like all these venues and in any night one could this one 766 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,159 could be the best one. Yeah, that one might be the best 767 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,000 one. Yeah, like Portaferry is great. 768 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,840 I don't think it's the best like for sound. 769 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,360 No, no. It's not that great. 770 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,440 And people are sitting in hard seats. 771 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,120 That's one thing. When I went to Australia, I 772 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,880 healed that they were putting metal seats out. 773 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,920 I want the audience to be comfortable. 774 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,400 Yeah, yeah, I think the audience to have a fucking comfortable 775 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,160 seat, you know what I mean? And it's not obtainable in some 776 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,520 places but. Yeah, I think I'm going to shoot 777 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:22,920 the show at the minute in them in a wee small theatre down 778 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,160 South somewhere. Just go somewhere different. 779 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,040 Yeah, because I did this with the last year's One Libraries 780 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,560 and I'm about to put that out soon. 781 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,200 But I like just doing a taping of doing early in the late. 782 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,680 Yeah. And that's the best thing. 783 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,080 Why don't search just because the audience is different? 784 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,080 Yeah, just because there's less chance they've seen the material 785 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,760 or whatever I've done. But, and there's a theatres 786 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,480 place called the Wheel Theatre in Wicklow that I'm trying to 787 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,480 get for and apparently it's. Do you know the way people love, 788 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,040 umm, do you know the way the courthouse in Bangor? 789 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,840 People love it because of where it is and people go and see 790 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,120 anything not to disrespect our shows or people will just go and 791 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,560 see it because they love a night out there. 792 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,480 Apparently that's like that there people, people in Wicklow 793 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,360 probably live close enough to Dublin to travel to it, but 794 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,920 ideally they wanted to come to them. 795 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,920 So when you go. I don't think now, but people in 796 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,440 Ireland, like in general, it's just that there is people like I 797 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,720 have people come from Scotland to go to your SSE. 798 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,400 Yeah. Yeah. 799 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,800 Even though you have a gig on in Scotland. 800 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,640 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 801 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,160 Yeah. Which you done the O2 recently, 802 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,720 didn't you? Yeah. 803 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,160 What was it like? Unbelievable. 804 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,520 Yeah. Unbelievable. 805 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,680 Until it next month. It's like, it's like an Opera 806 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,400 House kind of thing. It's old. 807 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,680 See when I heard the old 2, for some reason I picture like a 808 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,080 more modern venue. But it wasn't. 809 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,480 It's just the soul. It's. 810 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,360 An old musical and it's brilliant. 811 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,760 It's really good. Yeah, I'm doing another 24. 812 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,600 The field close to you? Have you been gigging anywhere 813 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,840 recently? You've never gigged before. 814 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:52,240 Let me see. Yeah, I was in Birmingham, Don 815 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,200 Herbert's yard. Right. 816 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,080 For Freddie Quinn. Birmingham was the only place 817 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,160 from last year to and I didn't go back to. 818 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,080 Didn't like it? Do you know what? 819 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,000 I will definitely, I definitely will go back at some point. 820 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,720 But my first impression is it's the grayest place where I've 821 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,440 been. My life, it's just grey. 822 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:17,240 Everybody looks sad and no like no one's buzzing. 823 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,000 You should go to that place. Yeah, maybe. 824 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,360 It's all brand new. It's in the in the car park 825 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,960 where Marks and Spencer's. And The thing is, and it's like 826 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,760 an outdoor teepee, right, that they've built. 827 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,120 It's like a big shed, glorified shed has two wee outdoor areas 828 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:37,040 for eating right and then holds about 400 people right. 829 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,040 And everyone goes to it. And partly the two estates 830 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,680 beside it is all like Irish. Right, right. 831 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,280 OK, because. Your mom was like 80%. 832 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,080 The audience that's in here would say they're. 833 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,120 Irish, Yeah. Did you like it? 834 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,400 I loved few, few people booed a couple of things I said, but. 835 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,360 That were what? Why would they booed them? 836 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,040 As in, were they? Were they I? 837 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,200 Was just trying to be risky we but. 838 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,040 Yes, I get you. Without actually like directly 839 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,400 doing a fucking bit, I'd done something about somebody like 840 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,480 was a comment that can relate to that, and they booed that. 841 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,880 They booted in the way they were like. 842 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,160 Like a panto? Kind of, yes. 843 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,400 Yes, yes. And then another bit just about 844 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:21,640 fucking a bomb or something. What are you? 845 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,840 What are you doing after SSE? Are you turning after? 846 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,840 That Yep. So going to Dublin next week, 847 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,960 the ambassador. Apparently it's unreal. 848 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,240 Yeah, it's just it's meant to be in the Olympia. 849 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,920 I had to move it down. It's just one of them places. 850 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,680 I. Tried to do that with Cardiff 851 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,720 where I was there. Yeah, I'm sort of glad I did. 852 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,880 Exactly a club. Big. 853 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,560 Really big, I know. Oh, trust me. 854 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,360 I done like a club weekend and that and one night was fucking 855 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,680 like 100 people and and then the next name was completely sold 856 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,280 out, right. It's like two different. 857 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,040 Names they all. Why? 858 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,520 Yeah. Yeah, because it's also some 859 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,840 places they'll put curtains across or they'll it just the 860 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,920 room is whatever the room is, so it's hard to get. 861 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,880 I felt bad for Willie because if the place is packed, there's 862 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,320 already the buzz, but you've got to get it going. 863 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,520 And he's only doing 1520, so by the time he's cooking, he's got 864 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,080 to get off. Why is he cooking on stage? 865 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,000 You probably just on live live cricket and. 866 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,720 You're going anywhere. You're not going anywhere you 867 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,760 haven't been. Hopefully get there, Mark, I 868 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,560 have the visa. Nice. 869 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,760 I'm just nothing's been lined up. 870 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,280 Yeah, which is a bit annoying, but hopefully going, they're 871 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,760 going to Nottingham and doing like a wee mini English tour. 872 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:45,120 Nottingham Tan and Ware, London Liverpool, Bristol Gigged in 873 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,160 Bristol before. Bristol's an unbelievable silly, 874 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,760 so it's brilliant. We're like any anatomy it's 875 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,160 still at so that's in November. So it's like just a wee 876 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,280 different thing where it's mostly Irish centres apart from 877 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,920 Bristol. It's like basement 45 or 878 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,560 something as if I know where it is. 879 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,520 But yeah, so just try and we different things. 880 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,560 And what what, what's happening with the boxing? 881 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,640 Is that something you're going to do again? 882 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,840 Yeah, it should have been boxing on the 12th October, but I've 883 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,320 done my ligaments in the angle. Right. 884 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,280 Where would that be? In the Titanic hotel, thank 885 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,280 fuck. Thank fuck you didn't do. 886 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,000 Yeah, because the guy was fading just like it was really taking 887 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:16,760 it up. And that's like. 888 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,320 I'm not. That's not a lot of break in 889 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,960 between. No, the plan is next year that I 890 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,480 have a big fade in England and that's it. 891 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,160 Right. And then done. 892 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,720 That's it, That's it, done. I just want that one big fade is 893 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,400 the plan is to get on the undercard of a big fade and have 894 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,920 a fade and that's it. Like like one of the Misfits 895 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,880 events or something like that. Now here's what we need to do. 896 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,800 Then you need to start planting the seeds where you're going to 897 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,360 fight. Yeah. 898 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,560 Do you have someone in mind? Yeah, who is Stop our laughs? 899 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,240 OK. But he hasn't got back. 900 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,760 He hasn't said anything. I think they need to dangle the 901 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,720 carrot in front of him. He's the only one that I know is 902 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,560 boxed. Yeah. 903 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,600 Freddy said no. Adam Rose said no. 904 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,840 Paul Smith just too busy. Yeah, to be involved in 905 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,280 anything. But yeah, it has to be an 906 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,560 English comedian. Yeah, it has to be England 907 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,520 versus Ireland. It has to be a comedy thing like 908 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,560 2. I'll just be, you know. 909 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,240 Do you know the level of his experience? 910 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,840 I just know that he boxed. Right. 911 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,400 I just know that he trained the box, so he's probably the same 912 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,560 sort of level as me. When they did just mean the 913 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,600 cooks might. I think they just need to dangle 914 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,880 the carrot. That's what they need to do. 915 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,120 Like a pussy. Well. 916 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,200 He's being a pussy. We tell him it. 917 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,680 Have you? How have you gone on to him 918 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,880 before you shoot him at the M? What do you say in your DM? 919 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,880 I'm on the fuck. I don't understand that. 920 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,400 I think you're trying to buck him. 921 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,680 I sort of got I got like Freddie Quinn and stuff to speak to him. 922 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,720 And he has like so he knows about it. 923 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,200 Yeah. But I think people look at it 924 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,480 and go fuck Patty the dagger like it's. 925 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,640 Yeah, when Patty the Dagger messages and says Mom the fuck? 926 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,120 That sounds like a different offer. 927 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,120 But I sort of said. And I'd watch that too. 928 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,880 Yeah, you in Dapper Laughs bombing it up? 929 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:09,720 I'd watch in the Rabbit hotel. I'm like, mourn over Julian 930 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,320 Simmons from this night in the Rabbit Hotel, she and Tov was 931 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,520 telling me. About Misfits would be would be 932 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,640 great, especially in a big venue. 933 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,200 You have. I mean has he? 934 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,560 You don't know if he's done a Misfits 1 before. 935 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,520 I don't know if he, I don't know. 936 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,560 He's done a boxing fight, that's all. 937 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,600 Right, like a celebrity. So. 938 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,200 Yeah, so like the Misfits guys are like, well, who would you 939 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:31,920 fake? Yeah. 940 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,240 And it's going to be this and they have a big Nate plant and 941 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,160 there's going to be big. So it's going to be like an 942 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,320 Ireland versus England, Ireland versus sort of Scotland, 943 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,000 England, Wales, maybe of different celebrities on. 944 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,640 So it's just waiting to see if I get them. 945 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,360 If you didn't, is there anyone else you thinking of? 946 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,560 Schofielder and a boy like that. Too big for Schofield? 947 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,400 Yeah, Too old as well. Yeah. 948 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,520 Who else is there? It's it's one of like Paul 949 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,200 Smith, probably be the fucking. Top Lenny Henry then Henry knock 950 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,320 you out. Think so. 1000%. 951 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,480 Big, big. Fella and he gets his rest too. 952 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:14,920 You've seen his Premier Inn. He's over in the meet up. 953 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,640 He's rested like he's rested. I no I tell any Lenny take, take 954 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,160 any. Probably, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 955 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,440 Wouldn't have to do much drilling. 956 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,480 Trying to think who else? English comedian. 957 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400 English comedy. English or Scottish, I mean, you 958 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,760 could have Scottish, you could be Scottish and say they're 959 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,560 British. So it's. 960 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,800 I don't know loads of Scottish stand ups. 961 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,600 What? Jason Manford. 962 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,480 Jason's more in his musicals than fading. 963 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,600 The heck? Oh, it's fighting top party. 964 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,280 No, I'm just saying I don't. I just don't think that Jason 965 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,000 would be that angry type of person. 966 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,440 Yeah, you have to have a wee bit of anger and you know. 967 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,920 Yeah, yeah. Not taking away from Jason 968 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,360 because he's fitting off his back drilling. 969 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,640 Jeremy Clarkson. Fuck, I'd knock his company big. 970 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,520 I don't give a fuck, I'd knock his content. 971 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,120 Jeremy's got to reach you. I. 972 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,520 Don't give a fuck, I'd knock his. 973 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,080 Content. He's a He's a farmer, too. 974 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,160 I'd not miss content, trust me. Big hands. 975 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,840 I. Sure, he smacked up. 976 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,960 He hit the producer as well. That's why I'm going. 977 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,600 You brought him in for the ring Walk a producer. 978 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,760 That's my trainer. Yeah, I'm going to run names by 979 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,280 you. You tell me how the fight would 980 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,920 go. You've already give me Clarks. 981 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,560 This is the thing you don't really know. 982 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,200 Yeah. But if you want like, you have 983 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,240 to think you're going to win like. 984 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,720 David Mitchell. Knock his Condon. 985 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,520 I agree Barry from EastEnders. Knock his Condon. 986 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,560 No. I'd knock his. 987 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,440 But I'm Barry. Have a gentleman. 988 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,120 No knock his Condon. Ricky Gervais. 989 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,320 He would give you a good goal. He did it, remember, for 990 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,680 Redmond. I think he would give you a good 991 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,280 goal. He thought Anthony. 992 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,080 He would. He would be one that you would. 993 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,360 You couldn't take him lately. I'd say Ricky be one of them. 994 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,880 Once he would fucking, he would learn the art and fucking give 995 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,480 you a bloody nose like. Move it. 996 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:08,600 Move this way over here. Yeah, doing something like that. 997 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,440 But I'm not, I'm not seen by so many people like there's 998 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:19,200 pressure on that. Listen, if I'm going to do this, 999 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,960 like it has to be proper, cap, proper get ready for it. 1000 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,960 And like, not fucking up, Yeah, banging out. 1001 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,560 I'm gonna bang like proper fucking. 1002 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,760 Let's do the business. No fucking about like Maggie and 1003 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,120 fucking your mom the bird. You're in. 1004 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,400 What do you mean in your comfort? 1005 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,920 You think this would be a different? 1006 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,160 Yeah, I found it hard after the first round to hit Maggie 1007 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,760 anymore. I did, yeah. 1008 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,560 And I think the buffers felt the same way. 1009 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,520 Yeah, because we're in a sense. Do you know what? 1010 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,840 I mean, I, I, I, I don't miss not doing, I never, I thought 1011 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,160 I'd change my mind and be like, I'd love the love to do it 1012 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,640 again. I knew when you said it, I 1013 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,640 thought you were bring it this year. 1014 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,960 I would I would just be thank you. 1015 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,920 I would just get further and further away from everyone they 1016 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,640 do training was I will still I keep saying I'll go back and do 1017 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,880 the training a well at some point. 1018 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,680 But massively improved this year. 1019 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,640 But the movement everything like it all seemed to click with the 1020 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,000 issue. I still feel like I'm more 1021 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,960 covered from the fact. You know, I didn't have that 1022 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,960 much time because I had no feet. Yeah, I went on holiday and then 1023 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,360 fucking hurt myself. But no excuse. 1024 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,760 Just like I'm that proper scrabbling. 1025 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,720 Yeah, that that was a proper Scrabble. 1026 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,040 When they did the touch close, I thought it was touching close. 1027 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,160 And he fucking 32 of me. Oh, imagine. 1028 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,840 Yeah, I saw that. Because you do. 1029 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,760 You'd obviously touch two. Stone on me and that's a. 1030 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,360 Take a step back and. Then that's a big difference, 1031 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,800 yeah, which me and Mickey were similar. 1032 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,200 Was there anything said after that You say why you do it or 1033 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:43,840 anything? No. 1034 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,480 I wanted a scrap. He said it was going to be a 1035 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,760 dirty fight. He was the one said that. 1036 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,080 He says he's going to help me out in the first round and 1037 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,160 that's the first time he's fought. 1038 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,320 He had knocked somebody out. You sure used a knife. 1039 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,880 That would be a dirty fight. Didn't need to. 1040 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,200 I busted his face. I had a Matt Hardy grew her seen 1041 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,760 his wig. Yeah, I only knew about it 1042 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,040 because you're talking about it. How? 1043 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,400 The fuck? He had something in the Grove, 1044 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,960 her like, you know what I mean? Technically I should be punching 1045 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,560 every call then instead I'm going to Turkey. 1046 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,000 For UMM, for Dapper Laughs and you do the ring walk with like a 1047 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,320 roll neck black sweater on. Remember, he got counsel and 1048 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,520 then he went Newsnight. And he had the roll neck. 1049 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,080 And he had the roll neck on being like dead serious talking 1050 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,200 about his. You would come across some word 1051 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,520 roll neck. I don't know if you would. 1052 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,160 I'd wear a roll neck, Yeah, not as much, but I would have. 1053 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,680 When it comes in the winter, I like I don't like a cold neck 1054 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,880 dinner. Nah, get a scarf. 1055 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,840 I know. But now I like I, I like, I 1056 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,920 think a role in that kind of jacket looks good, but I think 1057 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,600 too many people wore them now. The point where I I don't wear 1058 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,200 them as much used. To wear them back in the day to 1059 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,400 hey love but. Oh yeah, toothpaste was good for 1060 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,680 that. People used to Nothing's good, 1061 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,600 it just you just have to write it. 1062 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,960 Love Bite was such a good idea at the time. 1063 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,400 And then just the worst the next day. 1064 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,160 OK. Also, there was nothing sexual, 1065 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,560 but we're just sitting there like, and then you thought the 1066 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,840 first one you got, you're like, Oh, yeah. 1067 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,320 Everybody love. Boys, what do I think? 1068 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,400 And it was the worst that you don't see as many of them. 1069 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,080 Or maybe it's because I'm not looking at children's necks, but 1070 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,720 you don't see as many. That's a good thing. 1071 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,040 That's a good thing. These guys are. 1072 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,720 You said that like fucking like, no. 1073 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,800 I'm saying I'm not looking to see if they're there. 1074 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,480 Somebody who looks at next would say that's what I mean. 1075 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,920 No, but you don't say that used to. 1076 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,800 I feel like everybody my age. You're probably not teenage 1077 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,920 Tesco's and youth clubs anymore. No, I'm there. 1078 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,800 I'm just not looking next. You know what I mean? 1079 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,360 You just, that's why you're not seeing them as much. 1080 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,000 You're just not Willie. Willie T seems like the type of 1081 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:50,800 it. Still. 1082 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. 1083 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,240 He would. Well, he would give you 1. 1084 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,080 Not even actually What? About a little bit. 1085 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,520 There's no doubt, There's no doubt If I said well, he just 1086 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,920 for a laugh, give me a lot. I used to suck people's eyes. 1087 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,320 You told me about that and I still don't really. 1088 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,840 It's a lot of bed on your eye. Yeah, but it's not a great. 1089 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,520 Look, no. It was like. 1090 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:14,800 When I was in New Zealand, I burnt my eyelids, Remember I was 1091 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,160 the worst look. Of the kids next. 1092 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,720 Dad, he's looking at me again. My you gonna go back to 1093 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,360 Australia? Yeah, can't wait. 1094 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,400 I miss Australia. Oh, it's fucking unreal. 1095 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,760 I really loved it. Like, yeah, And I didn't realise 1096 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,280 how much I loved it until I got home. 1097 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:37,720 Yeah, it's a cracking place. It is New Zealand and 5050 on 1098 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:41,720 whether I'll go back really. I did a Monday night and it was 1099 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,080 the last night of our tour and that night we were flying home 1100 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,600 and whether it was going to be a 27 hour flight. 1101 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,200 So there was the buzz wasn't there. 1102 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:54,000 I mean, well, he gave it everything and we just couldn't 1103 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,680 get it going and it was like maybe 180 seater or something. 1104 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:02,640 We had maybe 70 in and we just. Jake, It was maybe a Monday 1105 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,520 night too for them. I think if it had been a 1106 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,680 Thursday, Friday, Saturday, it's a better show, but that's still 1107 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,120 not an excuse. I just felt that was flat and 1108 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,880 it's a long way to go because you're doing all the cities in 1109 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,240 Australia and they're obviously. People have no idea. 1110 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:19,600 Like the the the says yeah, like. 1111 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,800 Proper but the first time you're there you don't care because 1112 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,920 you're buzzing, they just be there. 1113 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,960 But if you really worked out how much you'd been travelling and 1114 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,600 the time zone changes and. I was quite like, because I had 1115 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,640 me there. Like there was four days and 1116 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,480 all. I wasn't gigging. 1117 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,680 Yeah, I got quite a bit of time at the start, Yeah. 1118 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,120 And I was like. Which you need because the first 1119 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,400 time I went I said just just put me in. 1120 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,400 So when I arrived at a show that night and then the last night I 1121 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,720 was there was an early she would have 6 so that I get a 10:00 PM 1122 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,200 flight home. And that was not. 1123 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,520 It was literally a case of. He didn't have time at all. 1124 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,960 Go to the airport soon as a walk off stage and they gave me his 1125 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,840 driver who was ex security forces and he is it the same guy 1126 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,160 in there. Huh. 1127 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:01,960 Great. Yeah. 1128 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,000 He's way too much for what it needs to be. 1129 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,560 And you're glad of them, but it doesn't need to be at level. 1130 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,040 I asked him backstage. It was like, sure, right here, I 1131 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,960 can go for a piss. He goes, I've already cleared 1132 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,000 it. I went. 1133 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,360 Was it Brisbane? What do you mean? 1134 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,800 Yes, Yeah. And he took me up to a 1135 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,520 restaurant through the back door. 1136 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,040 Did you get talking to him like his stories? 1137 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,120 Yes, legend. See every single person they 1138 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,600 give. So you get a Rep in all these 1139 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,720 cities and they go. He'll take you where you need to 1140 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,320 go and he'll get you to the venue and anything you need. 1141 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,920 This is your your person. I know it all. 1142 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,680 Everyone they give, I'm telling the audience. 1143 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,760 Everybody they gave me was unbelievable. 1144 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,040 Yeah, I was like, you'd want to just hang out with this person? 1145 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,000 Yeah, he he was the most interesting one. 1146 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,400 But he was, I went to go for a piss and he went wait there, 1147 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:49,240 walked into the room, came back out, He's like good to go. 1148 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,320 I was like, what are you checking for their toilet roll? 1149 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,960 Because surely it's not a security. 1150 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,280 Threat me and him went to Gold Coast for a day, right? 1151 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,640 Like to spend the day at the beach together. 1152 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,400 Yeah. And it was fucking OK. 1153 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,440 Any love bites? One or two but it was like do 1154 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,800 you know what? I'm driving down the road and I 1155 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:12,160 see a House of worked in and I'd be like haha, doors in there. 1156 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,800 It does my kids bodies in right, because you're like I walked in 1157 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,640 there and I'm right such lives in there. 1158 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,360 He was like, yeah, busted a big fucking drug did in that fucking 1159 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,000 fuck and. Killed someone there. 1160 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,280 Yeah, he. Was like fuck sick. 1161 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,840 But he was really interesting. He had some good stories. 1162 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,320 He picked me up from the airport, nerd sure it was him 1163 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,520 pick me up from the airport so they had. 1164 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,120 Limousines for me from every airport. 1165 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,400 Yeah, fucking done my balls. It's so unnecessary. 1166 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,240 I didn't. Have games. 1167 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,440 They put me over the bag. I was like, no, fuck myself. 1168 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,480 And he's like. Yeah, exactly. 1169 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,480 And I think we, from where we're from, would be the only ones 1170 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,080 doing that. I understand a lot of people 1171 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,760 would be happy. Here is on this flight and sees 1172 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,880 me 100%. They'll go a little test wanker. 1173 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,760 Yep, 100%. Yeah. 1174 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,040 You want to take their style. Mr McDonald? 1175 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,160 Yeah, what the fucks all this? The guy goes. 1176 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:02,000 The guy goes, yeah, when you walk out, just keep walk out to 1177 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,520 the middle of this thing and keep looking straight ahead and 1178 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,080 you'll see me like in the distance pull up. 1179 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,080 And I did and then he was behind me. 1180 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,440 He did that. So I'd be distracted like 1181 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,280 looking up here and he's like on behind you might. 1182 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,680 Oh, nice one terrified the rest of that, but Eve ears brilliant. 1183 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,120 Yeah. They all put the be like, what 1184 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,600 do you want to go? I mentioned the 11 of the first 1185 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,040 drivers out. I was like, I don't see a 1186 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,600 kangaroo when I'm here. He's like, I know where they 1187 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,440 are. The only four. 4:00 more was a 1188 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,320 dead one on the centre, yeah. You're not gonna do we sanctuary 1189 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,800 see them? I did. 1190 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,640 I was training every day, just went training somewhere. 1191 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,760 So it was just like here, there and everywhere. 1192 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,120 If you ever placed was Melbourne frat because he went up into the 1193 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,040 mountains the train. This guy Tommy, who moved out of 1194 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,200 Belfast when he's 8 in 1872 and fucking, he was brilliant. 1195 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,640 Like he was fucking sledgehammer and training was unbelievable. 1196 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:55,280 This guy got me on the ring. What the fuck out of me, but I 1197 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,400 needed it. Yeah, yeah. 1198 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,240 He's like you need to be paired. Mate, you don't have to go back 1199 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,560 to him for a double laugh. All 100% training camp going to 1200 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,360 Taylor and if if if like a big fake happens going to Taylor 1201 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:11,360 like for training camp not like. I'm like, what does lady boys 1202 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,120 have to do with your fight preparation? 1203 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:18,400 You like this? You like this one more round? 1204 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,400 Yeah. Like you're not bringing your 1205 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,640 boxing gloves. It will be good. 1206 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,560 Apparently in Thailand you can pull, Hughes was telling us. 1207 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,800 You can go to the bars where they have like muy Thailand and 1208 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,960 anybody can just get involved. And fate? 1209 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,560 Yep. In the bar, there's a ring in 1210 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,520 the middle of it. People just sit. 1211 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,200 Around. That's the wall. 1212 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,480 Did you ever see the guy? He's like a big mom. 1213 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,000 He's wearing a shirt and a pair of treasures and he's faking 2 1214 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,880 at a time. Do you ever see that? 1215 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,560 Yeah, maybe I've seen that style of fighting. 1216 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,360 No, what they're doing like in Vegas and stuff. 1217 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,240 We did talk about doing this where he said one time, no arm 1218 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:54,080 fucking fading and all that. There the many clips I think 1219 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,840 sound of it. Yeah, it is fucking just. 1220 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,360 Yeah. Metal. 1221 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,400 Yeah. It's like you talk about it and 1222 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,000 it's out there like there's nothing. 1223 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,840 It's the freak show. Yeah, there's no. 1224 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,320 Usually there's nothing that hasn't been done. 1225 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,600 If you think about it, it's happened. 1226 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,840 If you think about it, it's happened. 1227 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:13,680 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no matter what it is the 1228 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,840 the fucking somebody has fucking put in a vent on or Donald and 1229 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,160 because of phones and fucking everything's videoed now you see 1230 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,480 it like we we would go oh, there was this ten there was this 1231 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,560 Falcon in there ringing fucking tight on You're going like that 1232 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,000 on Nah, somebody has a fucking there you go. 1233 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,400 Where's it there? Yeah, you did. 1234 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,680 You watch your Vince McMahon documentary. 1235 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,760 No, not yet. Do you know what? 1236 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,400 It's way less of a scandal than I thought it was. 1237 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,960 Hmm. It's just like a history of 1238 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,000 wrestling and it's brilliant for that reason. 1239 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,320 Wrestling would have been a mental thing to be involved in 1240 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,440 woman. Oh yeah, we're watching When You 1241 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:44,840 Were younger. Oh. 1242 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,240 Fuck, I loved it. I loved. 1243 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:51,600 It until I was about 15. Tell the hella wank, do you know 1244 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,640 what I mean? The other one. 1245 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,840 You said as soon as you came for the first time, you went as 1246 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,720 wrestling. Listen for me. 1247 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,200 It's time to start looking for WE. 1248 00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,480 Know. Oh yeah, brother. 1249 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,480 Don't call it The Ultimate Warrior. 1250 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,720 No, we're not. Or the way he shook a ring. 1251 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,280 You definitely stick your toilet when you. 1252 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:11,400 I do. Everybody said that. 1253 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,200 The stage. I've never heard you say shake 1254 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,320 the ropes. No, no, you don't say it out 1255 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:25,240 like this. I say on stage, if you want to 1256 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,560 see my come first, watch New Zealand before the player match. 1257 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,280 Nobody wants to see that. If you if you keep your eyes 1258 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,400 open when you come, you're a Sega puff. 1259 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,080 Yeah, yeah, it's like sneezing. And why would you want to look 1260 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,320 at somebody coming to YEAH? Yeah, do you? 1261 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,280 Know what I mean? Yeah. 1262 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,920 Looking at somebody coming. Yeah, Second. 1263 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,520 Get me off his boss. Exactly. 1264 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,640 I love Who's the Big When you were younger and you're watching 1265 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,240 wrestling, who was the main guy with Hulk Hogan? 1266 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,520 Hulk Hogan, Probably what I love The Ultimate Warrior. 1267 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,920 I just love them. I like the bad guys who have a 1268 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,320 bad boy. Bad guys not like. 1269 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,880 The warrior was a bad guy. Was he? 1270 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,320 I like he was before my time. I mean, I like when everyone 1271 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,200 loves Stone Cold. I like the rock and then when 1272 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,280 the Rock was a good guy. Was after that guy Was, yeah. 1273 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,320 Did you ever go and see it? Yeah. 1274 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,600 You can only have one W, said the Reds. 1275 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,840 Wrestling or waggon. Where did you go and see? 1276 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,960 It was in Belfast can't that would remember and. 1277 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,440 He was funny as fuck. Is that the cameras do know the 1278 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,600 disposable cameras? Yeah, yeah, do that. 1279 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:28,560 So men of ours stood up on like the buyer to get a proper photo 1280 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,760 and the rest of boys pulled this traction bottoms in this trunks 1281 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,560 and fucked I think the bushwhackers. 1282 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,000 I can't remember what a wrestler was, but there was a wrestler 1283 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,240 like just come out and there's this half T lad on the ground. 1284 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,080 It's only a moment. Like your way, Sir. 1285 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,800 How to be mobile phones back Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1286 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,840 But like they couldn't. It was fucking. 1287 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,600 Kings Hall was a brilliant venue. 1288 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,640 I wish I'd done stand up in the Kings Hall. 1289 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,840 I was great. I'm sure people did to stand up 1290 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,320 I'm. Sure. 1291 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,560 I'm not too sure because stand up wouldn't have been Nazis. 1292 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,280 Yeah. Like you think a big act came 1293 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,640 here would have been what do you call him that smoked back in the 1294 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,040 day? American comedian. 1295 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,520 Oh, Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks, he don't know us. 1296 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,440 They're all. Did he? 1297 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,000 Yeah, Pretty. He won. 1298 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,080 Not old me while he was talking about this interior, but not old 1299 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,240 when he died. I was like 30 or something. 1300 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,600 Yeah. I looked older, but most people 1301 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,080 back in the day did look. Yeah, yeah. 1302 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,760 There's loads of American ones I never. 1303 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,840 Enjoy. I'm not in the American comedy. 1304 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,640 I am now, but like Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, these people built 1305 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,800 over. It's like the legends. 1306 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,120 I look at their stuff and go, all right, but I'm not. 1307 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:34,960 That's not my. Company. 1308 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:39,240 Yeah, No, not for me either. I don't watch this much comedy 1309 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,320 now anyway. Yeah, I'm trying to, because you 1310 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,480 don't when you do this job, but I'm sort of trying to force 1311 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,680 myself to. To see it. 1312 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,840 To watch more, Yeah. Do you think you'll adapt your 1313 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,080 sat down for a more world weight all? 1314 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,680 These no, I just think it gets you in the when you watch 1315 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,080 someone, you're going, oh, that's an interesting angle on 1316 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,040 that. You see different styles and I 1317 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,040 think. You found your state. 1318 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,280 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think you have that. 1319 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,640 Like this year, like this show I'm going. 1320 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,000 There's things I should have been doing years ago, like 1321 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,360 material I should have been doing. 1322 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,760 Yeah, stories I should have. Been, but that comes from 1323 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,600 maturity too. Yeah, but you were very young 1324 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,240 when you started. Yeah, Yeah, You know what I 1325 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,800 mean? And then you almost get like 1326 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,000 whatever age you start doing stand up at or start getting 1327 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000 people, some people know who you are, you almost get like frozen 1328 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,360 at that age a bit if you know what I mean. 1329 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,800 Like back in the day, I've been doing kids stuff and none of 1330 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,800 these were doing kids. Stuff, Yeah. 1331 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,000 She didn't have kids, Yeah. And my life and none of these 1332 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,560 were doing that, which was it was good for me in a way because 1333 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,560 again, I had my own sort of thing. 1334 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,160 But then obviously then everybody started getting 1335 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:49,080 married, having kids and yeah, so now users sort of doing it 1336 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,720 nice. Moved away from whatever you 1337 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,440 can, but you know. No, but. 1338 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,120 It's good to see. I think see, even like Stan, I'm 1339 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,320 trying to stay longer in comedy clubs when I'm on, you know, 1340 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:02,000 because kids you like, you show up, you do your set, you got to 1341 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,400 get home. But I'm trying to get there a 1342 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,360 bit earlier, leave a wee bit later, just if it means seeing 1343 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,520 123 more acts just to be around more comedy instead of just the 1344 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,080 only set you're ever seeing or hearing. 1345 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:17,000 I still love doing comedy clubs. Oh, I think if you don't, 1346 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,880 there's there's an issue. Yeah, you're going to have an. 1347 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,160 Issue I still love doing comedy clubs like I've started doing a 1348 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:25,120 bit more like over in Scotland and and I'll take a net that's 1349 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,600 not paying you to be there. If you had to live in a 1350 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,280 different city to do comedy, where would you live? 1351 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,240 It's hard to say. I would say Dairy, but Dairy's 1352 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,000 just because it's a big audience for me. 1353 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,560 The Love Meal Bar, yeah, but there's no comedy scene in the 1354 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,080 sense. So if it was picking somewhere 1355 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:51,760 that has a comedy scene, it'd be hard for me maybe to say 1356 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,720 Edinburgh, Glasgow, one of them too, even though it's not that 1357 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,560 big of a comedy scene. I haven't done America yet, so 1358 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,920 don't know. So can't like New York, 1359 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,680 Sainsbury, fucking Austin Taxon, you just done that there. 1360 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,800 Yeah. How was that that that club? 1361 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,200 Is the greatest thing you'll ever see because every inch of 1362 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,160 it is designed. On purpose, Yeah. 1363 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,280 By comedians. So it's just makes it like, 1364 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,840 yeah. There's nothing. 1365 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,560 You're someplace you look at. You're like, if only the ceiling 1366 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:17,880 was. There. 1367 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,440 When did that happen? Did that happen recently? 1368 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:23,680 No, that was over a year ago. I did not know you'd done that. 1369 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,280 Yeah, so somebody had said to me, and I was like, well, the 1370 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,800 only people I know that could maybe have done it a Sheen or 1371 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,200 Colin. I mean, I haven't heard of it. 1372 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,320 I have like a vault of footage that I just haven't got around 1373 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,040 to editing. So I have that from like all the 1374 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,800 cities you've been in and all that stuff. 1375 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,000 I only know I'm starting to come together. 1376 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,720 Like there's footage now you got of me and him landed in 1377 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:49,160 Vancouver a daily because of the delay and we had to be at the 1378 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:55,000 gig at 8:00 PM starting and that like 7:20 and it's 1/2 hour 1379 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,280 drive from the airport to the club. 1380 01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,000 There's an Asian guy taking us through the airport on a golf 1381 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,840 cart. He's called Tim. 1382 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,920 Rushing to get use. And he's near knocking people 1383 01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,520 over, a nice fellow on the whole thing. 1384 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,760 And I'm like getting changed for the game. 1385 01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,360 I have all this footage, so I'm just starting to put it all 1386 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,280 together. But the mothership is even just 1387 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:17,400 even if you're just there to watch a show, you'd be delighted 1388 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,280 because you're just like, this is like Disneyland for stand up. 1389 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:25,520 Yeah, get the unreal. So this the episode will go out 1390 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,280 when? So I'm trying to think of 1391 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,480 October 16th. So what gigs will you have after 1392 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,800 the 16th of? 24th in the O2. 1393 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,400 In Glasgow. I've announced the play. 1394 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,080 I wrote a play for Christmas, right? 1395 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,720 And I'm in it. It's just a one man play. 1396 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,480 Where's that going to be? It's we're going to have it in 1397 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,200 the rallies in West Belfast, so it's on for. 1398 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,840 In that room, we played it. Yeah. 1399 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,640 So it's going to be on from the 12th till the 22nd. 1400 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,640 That's that's big. Yeah. 1401 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,080 I guess a lot of shows. Yeah. 1402 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:57,960 There's a lot of dialogue. Enlight. 1403 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,840 Yeah. Well, you have to be word 1404 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:00,560 perfect. Yeah. 1405 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,280 And so there's three weeks of rehearsals like in November, 1406 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,000 they're ready for it. So which I've purposely not 1407 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,920 booked down the hang end. Which will be different because 1408 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,680 we can go up and say things whatever we want to send. 100% 1409 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,800 this is a massive undertaking for me, like massive. 1410 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,440 And I've put myself under better pressure to do it, but I've 1411 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,920 always wanted to do it so. And then if you enjoy it and 1412 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,080 that goes well, that can, you can do that. 1413 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:25,280 Yeah, well, it's Christmas shows. 1414 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,480 You can do it anywhere. Yeah. 1415 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,200 But at the same sense, it's one of them ones as I want to get 1416 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,760 into that sort of kind of stuff. But you have to remember that 1417 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,680 when you're writing stuff that maybe don't rate it for 1418 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,080 yourself. Yeah. 1419 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,320 For other people to play it, you know? 1420 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,560 Yeah, Yeah. But that's a hard thing to do 1421 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,800 because you do rate it with your performance in your head. 1422 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,440 I like it. If you became like a real like 1423 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,560 theatre actor, you start addressing roll necks all the 1424 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,600 time. Call people darling, what do you 1425 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,520 want to meet? You're like the lyric. 1426 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,680 We'll meet in the lyrics for coffee. 1427 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,640 Yeah, we're having a party and we're having us. 1428 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,880 Yeah, a suave and the rabbit. Yeah, I'm not. 1429 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,520 I'm not getting into that. We should film us go on the 1430 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:08,120 rabbit for a day. If the Rabbit Hotel want to give 1431 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,240 me in the end of the a spa day wouldn't go. 1432 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,200 We did that. The Rabbit Up Me Woodsy and 1433 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,680 Butler were doing Ballymena, the front page. 1434 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:19,160 You want to book for the gig, take it over Paddy Mcgarkey. 1435 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,520 So we go and do the and uniform page like 25 people. 1436 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,160 We went on the way up, we'll go to the Galagorn and we went to 1437 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:30,040 the spa sauna, did it all and then had a lovely. 1438 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,200 My favourite place. A lovely meal and me and would 1439 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,640 you a bottle of wine, red wine and then went and did a gig, 1440 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,640 died at the gig. It was like the best day of all 1441 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,320 time and I was like, this is going to be. 1442 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,280 Amazing, I'm getting a haircut in the SSC on Friday. 1443 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,120 During the ball, before the show, backstage, yeah. 1444 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:49,960 I like it and I'm getting a rub as well. 1445 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,720 Not by the Barber. Who's robbing you? 1446 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,760 The guy that does the rub for the Belfast Chance, right? 1447 01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,200 So I'm going to rub too. What? 1448 01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,120 Would you be getting robbed? Everything. 1449 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,800 I think I'm going to use his lips. 1450 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,760 To get you all loose before the show is. 1451 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,920 It it was a sort of took out from you. 1452 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,040 She gets a rub. You like that, don't you? 1453 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,440 I got a rub. I'm going to rub in the venue. 1454 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,120 The hotel? Yeah, it sounds worse in 1455 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,040 Amsterdam. Liverpool, same thing. 1456 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,640 Nope. By Tyson Furyka. 1457 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,240 Well, it tells the story. I didn't make that weird when it 1458 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,480 happened by making Willie be in the room as it happened. 1459 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,880 Because it didn't want made him watch. 1460 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,440 Yeah, because then I went and then I went to the. 1461 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,720 Receptionist Does your friend have to be wanking in the 1462 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,560 corner? I said to the receptionist. 1463 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,760 We Willie Wagger We Willie Wagger has a ring to it. 1464 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,440 I said the receptionist, there's a guy come to give me a massage 1465 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,920 and she's like, why are you telling me? 1466 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,320 And I went because I don't want it to be weird. 1467 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,720 And she went weird now. So Glasgow and then what's your 1468 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,120 website? Paddy McDonald, comley.com. 1469 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,560 Pattymacdonaldcomedy.com We'll put it in the link below. 1470 01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,480 I've got the Millennium for and that's near sold out so doing 1471 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,000 Oktoberfest and don't fuck. I'm doing mountains and stuff 1472 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:07,120 damage the 29th of December so it's all happening. 1473 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,960 Ladies, gentlemen, thank you for joining us for this episode of 1474 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,600 TV Podcast. Thank you for Party. 1475 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,480 MacDonald, Jeremy.