1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:13,640 It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my 2 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,720 LGBTS. You're in love. 3 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:29,680 Cause Johnny the government is gay as fuck hello everyone and 4 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:36,880 welcome to gay as fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness he 5 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,720 who is. Well baby, if you are listening 6 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:45,680 to the show on Friday, July 12th, the day that it comes out, 7 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,120 then baby, you are listening on my. 8 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:55,560 Birthday. Yes, it is my birthday today as 9 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,440 we speak. And to be honest, I almost said, 10 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,240 well, I do no podcast this week. It's my birthday. 11 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,000 Fuck that. But baby, I enjoy our little 12 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,560 time together, you know what I mean? 13 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,080 I enjoy whispering a year and like when else do I have Britney 14 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,440 Spears just come by the house so often? 15 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,280 But only when I'm doing the podcast. 16 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,000 I'm here today. You fucker. 17 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,640 I know you are. I know you always are. 18 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,640 It's the right time. Yes, It's my birthday today, 19 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,080 honey, and you know what you should do for me for my 20 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,920 birthday? Why don't you join me over on 21 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,880 the Patreon, huh? That is, that is the gift that I 22 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,120 want. For the 20. 23 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,520 Years of entertainment. That I've given you as well as 24 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,400 this. Free show. 25 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,000 We know what I'd like you to do today. 26 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,760 Go over to patreon.com/gifts of All Time and join. 27 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,680 As a gift to me, even if you just. 28 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,040 Do one month. I will accept that. 29 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,360 As the gift, but I think you'll fall in love with the hundreds 30 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,160 of hours of podcasts that. You can. 31 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:59,240 Get over at the Patreon. It's patreon.com/gayest of all 32 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,040 time. Because there's even just this 33 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:06,040 week's. Episodes honey are Kiki because 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:15,200 last week I went to the only twink disco mansion, twink 35 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:22,480 period disco period mansion 4th of July party and honey, it was 36 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:26,560 a key. It was there were twinks, there 37 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,800 were twunks, there were hunks, there was pouches, there was 38 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,320 straps, there was runway, there was turning it, there were 39 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,560 looks. There were people fucking in the 40 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,920 bathroom. There was hot tub rendezvous. 41 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:43,000 There were celebrities wearing bicycle shorts and I was there 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,880 to enjoy it all. And I'm spilling all the tea on 43 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:53,880 that over on Patreon. And also I recorded this week a 44 00:02:53,880 --> 00:03:01,840 new music video for my new music that will be coming very soon. 45 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,160 Baby. You know, I I really thought I 46 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:10,200 was retired from music, but after man Arias has become a. 47 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,760 24,000,000 streamed. Hit. 48 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:19,000 On Spotify and TikTok and everywhere else I said, you know 49 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,240 what, I think I might need to unretire. 50 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:26,920 So a new album has been recorded and new songs will be released 51 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:33,760 and the first videos for this new Johnny McGovern era Honey, 52 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:39,280 are coming out very soon. And we shot the video this past 53 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,080 week. So I'm spilling all the tea on 54 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:46,080 that and maybe even playing a snippet of the first single over 55 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,760 at the Patreon. All right, well, I am in a great 56 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,280 mood. It is my birthday. 57 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,960 I have a big Magnolia cake just sitting in the living room 58 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,680 waiting and I have them write happy birthday hunty on top of 59 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,760 it. Yes, I got my own birthday cake 60 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,360 because I know what I want, having some friends over and 61 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:08,200 have the cake, watch a little drag race and also record 62 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,600 another podcast for the Patreon. What can I say? 63 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,480 Let's be delicious like the frosting, because the tea this 64 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:20,000 week is sweet. Britney says she's single. 65 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,320 As fuck yes. I know Missy. 66 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,760 Elliott has hit the road and is on tour. 67 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,880 Honey and it made. Me and the Internet think. 68 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:38,360 What is her dating history? Her lesbianic dating history? 69 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,120 Uh huh. We've got a full breakdown on 70 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,440 that, Lily. Allen and Joe Jonas. 71 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:47,280 Are both aware of their wiki feat score and are threatening 72 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,600 to be on only fans doing foot shows. 73 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,640 Tom Daley is shaving his pubes. Ben and Jen spent the 4th of 74 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,120 July apart. Katy Perry and Kesha got new 75 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,240 songs that may or may not be good. 76 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,000 Get into it. Get into it. 77 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,240 Get. Into it. 78 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:24,360 Get into. It get into it, Britney Spears 79 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,800 declares she is what? Single ass fat. 80 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:34,800 That's that's right. Britney is putting the gardener, 81 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:40,720 the felon, the tile installer, Mr. Paul Solis on blast, 82 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,960 sweetie. OK. 83 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:47,800 It and it all has to do with. Remember that shot of Britney in 84 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,000 the car with Paul? OK. 85 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,160 And she's all? Scooched down in the. 86 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,240 Bottom of the car and her heel. Is up on the the. 87 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,760 Windshield and everyone was saying Oh my God, she cracked 88 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,000 the windshield. She broke the windshield. 89 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,240 We know that's fucking a lie. Britney did not crack the 90 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,120 windshield. She was just doing what she 91 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,760 always. Does and put her foot up on the 92 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,760 dashboard that is a. Britney thing I. 93 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,520 Lie putting. My feet on the dashboard. 94 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,560 What's so fucking? Wrong with that? 95 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,840 Damn, hey look. I agree with you anyway. 96 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,040 You remember that picture, right? 97 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,680 And so it was very weird. There was paparazzi everywhere. 98 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,720 She was with Paul and she was like scooching down. 99 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,680 Just, I'm just trying to hide. I was just trying to hide. 100 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,120 Like what the fuck is I supposed to do? 101 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,400 My window was damn open. His window was open. 102 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,560 So I was like, oh. Shit, there's paparazzi. 103 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:49,400 What should I do? Scooch down. 104 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,640 There's only one thing to do, and that scooch. 105 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,720 Down. OK, yeah, you got a scooch. 106 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,200 You just got. When you got a scooch, you got a 107 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:00,240 scooch, sweetie. Anyway, I guess. 108 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,480 Brittany now feels that that was set. 109 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:10,000 Up by Paul, because Paul in that moment was crying. 110 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,960 Oh, we're being harassed, But Brittany says. 111 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:18,840 She thinks he. Welcomed all the attention OK 112 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,400 even though she was scooching down. 113 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:28,960 So she made. Like an Instagram post that will 114 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,400 say story. OK, so now we're like really 115 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,840 like we want this to be means we know it doesn't have to get 116 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,640 deleted manually. It'll be deleted in in 24 hours. 117 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,200 So has her. Doing the. 118 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,200 Picture of the scooch down with the feet up and Paul's like 119 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:46,120 covering his face like. And now so Brittany. 120 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,680 Writes in the story below. This she says. 121 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,720 Why was he? Going 90 in neighborhood with 122 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,320 one pap following, only to roll the window down when the pap 123 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,520 pulls up to the. Side of me Question mark 124 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,880 question mark, question mark. Then he calls his mom. 125 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,640 And says he's being. Harassed. 126 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,800 Why did he? Roll the window down with me. 127 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,280 Crying in the. Seat question mark question mark 128 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,200 question. Mark, also side note, Brittany 129 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,120 is wearing a pair of sunglasses that we saw her in, you know, 130 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,440 probably about 15 years ago. And I gotta say, like, that's 131 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,680 extremely impressive that that's the same pair of sunglasses 132 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,880 'cause I don't think I have any sunglasses that I had 15 years 133 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,600 ago. And I thought Britney would be a 134 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,520 lose your sunglasses type of girl for sure. 135 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,919 I found my sunglasses. They were missing. 136 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,760 They were missing for like what, 10 years? 137 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,919 You know what they were? They were, they were in a couch 138 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:44,200 cushion in the pool house. And ever since I stopped 139 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,360 flashing the guards. One nude pussy. 140 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,400 I haven't been in the. Pool house. 141 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,040 And I think maybe. Maybe it was when I was 142 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,800 stripping down once to do a Pepsi show for one of the. 143 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,880 Guards. That I how I think I was just 144 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,640 wearing those glasses. Then he. 145 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,120 Actually all scared. And ran off when I did it and I. 146 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,440 Threw the glasses down. Cloud Mad and. 147 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,800 Then landed in the couch and I didn't find them for. 148 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,120 Ten whole. Years. 149 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,520 A lot. Happened. 150 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,920 Then I went through the Conservative. 151 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,520 Ship out of the Conservative ship. 152 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,280 You know, got married, got divorced and those sunglasses 153 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:18,200 that whole time were. Just sitting there in the couch, 154 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,280 but I found them. And I wore them when I was 155 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:28,240 sketching down when. Obviously, Paul Solis caught. 156 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,160 The paparazzi on me, he was probably. 157 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,040 Being bad, he left attention. Well, that's disappointing. 158 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,240 I feel so I mean. Can't. 159 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,680 Can't a man? Just be there to give you that 160 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,600 good Dick and not fuck it up, Brittany. 161 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:47,680 Jesus. Then later she shared like a 162 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,240 full post that said that she didn't say anything else. 163 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:56,000 OK so she didn't say anything else and she shared a main feed 164 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:03,680 post that was a a light pink, very light pink box with a quote 165 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,480 mark and it said her. Attitude is savage, but her 166 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,440 heart is. Galled. 167 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,880 That's about me and it's. My fiber place. 168 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,880 Well, I. Guess this means that Britney is 169 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,280 no longer getting that Paul Solis Dick sweetie. 170 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,800 She's back to being single. She's back to being single. 171 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:27,040 When I say she, I mean me. Watch out, guards. 172 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,680 Pushy shows are back. Hey, come here, Johnny. 173 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,800 I'm not falling for it. What I'm not what? 174 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,960 Do you think I'm going to try to pull it on you? 175 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,400 No, I mean, you know, I don't. Care and you know I don't care 176 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,640 about you. You're fucking stupid and dumb. 177 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,120 I only like. Happen to be walking by your 178 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,320 window when I. Hear you mentioning my name, 179 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,240 That's why I come over and talk to you. 180 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,640 It's not 'cause it's Fanny. It's not 'cause you're 181 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,520 interesting. It's not 'cause I want to do 182 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,120 nothing. Oh my. 183 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,640 Gosh, I. Just dropped my pencil. 184 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,240 I'll I'll get it for you. Oh, thank you. 185 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,200 I'll. Get it? 186 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:05,240 Puzzy show Gotcha faggot. Say ya, I don't. 187 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,520 She got me. That was a birthday present. 188 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,440 Pussy show. Thank you, sweetie. 189 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:20,640 Thank you, sweetie. Sexy, confident women 190 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:25,760 empowerment. The new Katy Perry song has 191 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,120 released in. Full and. 192 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,600 What do I want to say about the new Katy Perry song Like And I 193 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:40,280 watched the video. And you know what? 194 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,880 It's it's not bad. It's not a bad song. 195 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,920 It's and of course you know it was we've. 196 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,440 We've mentioned several times I do enjoy. 197 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,520 Sexy, confident. I'd like it better. 198 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,200 If she sang it with a British accent. 199 00:11:53,520 --> 00:12:01,200 Sexy, confident, but. I like it and the rest of it, 200 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,400 you know it's not. Horrible. 201 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,200 The video starts with a. Witch she's putting graffiti on 202 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,600 a men. Working side says women working. 203 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:23,680 Confident. Uh huh. 204 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:32,520 So, so Katie is. So it starts with. 205 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:37,480 Katie and the. Gals sitting on a skyscraper on 206 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,760 a construction. Beam. 207 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:43,720 High in the sky. Giving you the yes we can lady, 208 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,560 Making the. Muscle like the wartime lady 209 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,280 making the muscle with her hair tied up. 210 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,280 Being like, yes, we. Can in the old posters from what 211 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,720 I think World War 2 when the women had to go back to work 212 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,800 honey because all the men were at the wool. 213 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,800 So she's giving you that and. Ever all the. 214 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,440 Girls ever. We're all sexy ladies. 215 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:14,400 We're all sexy girls, OK? Uh huh. 216 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,880 OK, now she takes a thing of whiskey. 217 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:25,680 And she's. Chugging it like now they're. 218 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,720 Pretending to pee at. Urinals. 219 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,800 OK, and there she's waggling that Dick. 220 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,840 I can get behind that. A pretend Dick, then the. 221 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,880 Ceiling. Moves and the urinals. 222 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:42,120 Moving that girl start. Walking to do a sexy dance. 223 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:47,720 And that, Katie, really is. Showing you full boob age in a 224 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,040 stars and stripes star shaped bikini. 225 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:58,600 As well as a very gratuitous. Shot of her big judge going I 226 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,760 mean her body looks really good I mean she just had a baby too I 227 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,320 think so work it out Katy Perry and then there's some kind of 228 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,280 commentary about women selling things because there's like a 229 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,760 call now for a special deal on this and then she gets. 230 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:18,880 Smashed by a giant anvil like. She was Bugs Bunny or something. 231 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,600 She blows her own finger and she's back up. 232 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,280 Verse. Two, this is the. 233 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,840 Under boob section, we're in a street, there's a nun. 234 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,680 Climbing a pole? There's two gay guys kissing. 235 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:43,560 There's a. Now she's putting gasoline in 236 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,800 her own. Ass because she has robot legs. 237 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,160 That is weird. Then there's Trisha Paytas 238 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:53,560 pulling a monster. Truck What is she doing here I. 239 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,720 Guess we now know. That Katy Perry enjoys Trisha 240 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,120 paytas and Trisha paytas ASMR now they're driving in the 241 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,880 monster truck while Katie's trying to put. 242 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,560 Makeup on while. Trisha drives her around. 243 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:10,800 There's a uterus air freshener hanging in the car. 244 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,800 Katie's breaking a. Glass door as she walks through 245 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:20,720 it to go help. A TikTok cutie lady do a tik. 246 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,000 T.O.K Dance. Then she goes ahead and steals. 247 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:31,040 This woman's ring light right off her lawn and she says, who 248 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,280 are you? And she? 249 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,040 She holds up the ring light and guess what? 250 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,800 It looks like a woman symbol. And she's jumping on a 251 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,280 helicopter and she yells, I'm Katy Perry. 252 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:56,080 OK, well, it's been out for. Five hours and it has 927,000 253 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,560 views, which I feel like that is not good for a star of Katie's 254 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,480 caliber. Now we've we've talked about it. 255 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,480 This whole thing is awkward. This feels like a song look, I 256 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,360 don't mind this song and I actually like this video and 257 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,920 like all the underboob. I like the urinals. 258 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,600 I I like it all I mean I like it. 259 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,360 I mean, am IA hot stand for it, No. 260 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,400 But as a boopy Doo boop bop. It's. 261 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:28,080 Fine, go ahead though. You've really chosen badly with 262 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,160 with your with the person you chose to do your woman 263 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,800 empowerment anthem with it's. Been beaten to death. 264 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:41,120 But on XI was looking at Doctor Luke's rape allegations a 265 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,640 thread, and let me tell you, it's pretty brutal. 266 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:50,720 So it's not really making me or the world all love. 267 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,000 Sexy, confident when we're. Thinking about the time that 268 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,840 Doctor Luke supposedly told Kesha, you're an untalented cow 269 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,720 who's lucky to have me and I'll fuck you when I want. 270 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,040 Now that's not cool for this song. 271 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,359 That's not cool, man. So. 272 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,599 I will be interested to see if this works. 273 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,200 I I don't know. It's cute and it feels like. 274 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,640 It could have been a hit like 10 years ago. 275 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:24,880 Is that wrong to say? It feels like a song, that it's 276 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,880 a good song. It's cute. 277 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,320 Feels like a song that maybe was like she, she wrote it. 278 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,640 This is how it should have been. She wrote this song for a lady 279 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,160 deodorant commercial. And then people loved. 280 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,240 It so it was meant to be a throwaway, but then people loved 281 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,040 it so much the radio started playing it back when radio 282 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,120 mattered. So maybe this just needs to be 283 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,600 15 years ago. And then it became a hit on the. 284 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,600 Charts And then she, you know, went all the way with it. 285 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,960 Now that's. Not what happened. 286 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,240 That's what should have happened. 287 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,400 It would have made sense to why this song. 288 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,280 Sounds like a lady deodorant commercial or? 289 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,960 You know, toilet paper commercial. 290 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,040 Or anything about so soft SO. Strong well. 291 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,000 I mean good. Luck under Boo Perry. 292 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,240 I'll be interested to see. I tried to like look in the 293 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,080 comments to see if I could catch a vibe but honey, they are 294 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,800 definitely deleting anything negative because it's all like 295 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:29,160 Katy Perry's pack the Katy. Cat era begins new era. 296 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,560 This is amazing like. There's nobody being like. 297 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:36,640 What about the rapist? And, you know, those comments 298 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,280 were there and they were made interesting. 299 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,600 I mean, and also people in the comments love that Trisha Paytas 300 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:52,080 is there, so God bless. Now also Kesha. 301 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,440 Has a new song. Interesting timing. 302 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,400 I mean the. Battle of the Girls. 303 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,240 Why do we have to pit these women against each other, 304 00:18:59,240 --> 00:18:59,960 Johnny? Huh. 305 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,960 Hasn't. Doctor Luke. 306 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:14,040 Already done that are. You a man 'cause I'm a bitch? 307 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,200 I'm already rich, I'm just looking for them. 308 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,200 This party sucks. I'm about to ditch. 309 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,600 Don't, don't, don't, don't. Even try to kick me shit out. 310 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,880 Earn the right to be be like this. 311 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,320 Oh, you say you love me? That's funny. 312 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,480 Well, so do I. Oh joy. 313 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:50,480 Boy. Joy Ride. 314 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:04,120 OK, now I had heard this is Kesha's new song, and I had 315 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:09,640 heard it briefly, but I didn't really revel in how weird it is. 316 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,920 Now, for as pretty inexpensive as Katy Perry's video is, this 317 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,720 is just a lyric video for Kesha. Now View. 318 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,240 Wise I don't this. Is not the hit that I think 319 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:25,480 Kesha was hoping it would be. It has 529,000 views in eight 320 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,800 days now. That's basically just a little. 321 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,400 That's about half of what Katy Perry has in eight hours, you 322 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,320 know? But I do like this song. 323 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,720 Don't, don't give me shit. I've earned the right to be like 324 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:47,480 this. Good time looking for a joyride. 325 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,680 It's very weird, I mean, but that's. 326 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,640 All these parts are good. Keep picking kickers, I can play 327 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,520 it. It's very interesting Joyride 328 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,520 well. You know I did. 329 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,960 Enjoy Kesha. We hope pride. 330 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,960 So we were rooting for you, sweetie. 331 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:11,600 So Missy Elliott. Is finally out on tour out of 332 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:20,520 this world tour with S1 of my faves and noted zest monster 333 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,240 Busta Rhymes. But she is the headliner, and if 334 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,600 you could believe it or not, that is Missy's. 335 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,960 First headlining tour ever. She's hardly ever done any live 336 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,000 shows. She did a few Lilith Fair dates, 337 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,400 like back in the motherfucking day in the 90s. 338 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:44,160 And she's done spot shows here. Or there now I actually saw 339 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:48,360 Missy. Elliott in a very intimate show. 340 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:53,880 Was just like I was hosting. What's I doing? 341 00:21:55,400 --> 00:22:01,480 No, I was performing for gay pride at this event, but it was 342 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,160 like a. Longer event and then Missy was 343 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,440 came on as the. Headliner, I think. 344 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,240 Anyway, it was one of the last years I lived in New York, but 345 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,400 it was like. At. 346 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,400 A room at Viacom, like just a theatre in Viacom. 347 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,600 And so it was very tiny. I was. 348 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,800 Front wasn't even front. Row. 349 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,400 There were so few people there that it was just like, I almost 350 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,440 felt it was just. You and like 50. 351 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,960 Other people in A room. With Missy and Missy. 352 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,480 Did all her. Hits not with big. 353 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,000 Dancers and everything, but she did have Jasmine Sullivan with 354 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,520 her. Who's saying you? 355 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:40,680 Bust the window out of my car. That was before I even only I 356 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,720 really only knew that about Jasmine Sullivan. 357 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,880 We didn't realize that she was like the ultimate soul diva that 358 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,080 she is now. And like, it was amazing to see 359 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:56,280 Messy do that up close. So I feel very lucky and. 360 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:00,880 Now she can finally. See her in in a big tour, which 361 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,560 of course makes it less appealing to me. 362 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,360 I'm happy I got a chance to see her as I up close. 363 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,280 Missy Elliott has written a lot of hits for people, some of whom 364 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:15,040 people allege to be. Her lovers are lady. 365 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,440 Lovers. Now can you? 366 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:22,720 Look at Missy Elliott and not think that she's a Bulldoggle. 367 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:28,800 Is there any world in which she's actually heterosexual? 368 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,840 I mean, and, and why aren't I mad at her like I was at Queen 369 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,680 Latifah all those years, in fact. 370 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,720 I'm I'm not mad about it. I don't, I don't know why. 371 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,440 I was. So. 372 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,720 Pinched that Queen Latifah wasn't saying she was gay. 373 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,720 But we know Missy's gay. Too obviously. 374 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,960 And she's. Never set up peep. 375 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,920 In fact, she still talks about men and the songs. 376 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,480 But why am I not? Mad about it like I was with 377 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,560 Queen Latifah. Maybe. 378 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,480 Probably because I love Missy much more and I'll just be. 379 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:04,320 Blind to her faults. Because this little article, I 380 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,520 mean, there were actually several of these things that 381 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:12,360 came across my my visage on the Internet was all about. 382 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,920 Missy Elliott's dating. And relationship history. 383 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,680 And it made me think of some incredible songs that she's 384 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,800 written. For ladies who. 385 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:26,320 Have been allegedly lovers and starting with Sherea Jay. 386 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,560 OK, now this was maybe her least. 387 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,480 Famous, but it is. Supposed to be one of her first 388 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,680 or big loves. I mean, supposedly she actually 389 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,800 married Sherea Jay. OK, now Shereya Jay should have 390 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:44,400 been a big star. Should have been a big star. 391 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,160 She was Missy. 'S protege and they work closely 392 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,680 on various projects. Including. 393 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,600 Shereya Jay's debut single which was Banshee Banshee. 394 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,040 I'm fancy. I'm so fine. 395 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,120 I can't stand me. You're just a nominee, baby. 396 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,480 I'm a Grammy. I'm so hot. 397 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,840 Y'all better come fan me. Y'all chicks better look before 398 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,480 you think about this. I got a cool girl. 399 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,840 Can we go to run a mission when we come through the club Pumping 400 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:13,720 into call me a diva if you got a girl, but I can make him leave 401 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,280 us. So we'll need somebody like A2 402 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,280 leader. Me and my crew up and down. 403 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,320 Check me out and look up and down, baby. 404 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,920 I run the war. I run this town. 405 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,760 I write a style. You write in Greyhound. 406 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,120 Where did this bitch come from? Where did this? 407 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,160 Where did this bitch come from? Acting like she she number one. 408 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:44,520 I'm done. Damn. 409 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,960 Man, I'm so banji. And she made a series of. 410 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,320 Videos that were so fucking good. 411 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,480 She's so. Pretty in the face. 412 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,840 Such an incredible dancer, great rapper. 413 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,680 She was then. Featured on like a couple. 414 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,640 MTV. Style like record deal, 415 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,080 competition type shows I think maybe one where. 416 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:15,000 Diddy was the judge. It's it's escaping me. 417 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,800 And she like became. A little. 418 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,320 More well known, but she never. Broke through. 419 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,280 I mean so Shreya Jay was supposed to be a long time lady 420 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,600 friend. Little Kim, There are always 421 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,960 rumors that something happened. I don't know about that. 422 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,320 Little Kim is 50 now. Wow, Olivia. 423 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:39,440 Remember Olivia? From $0.50 posse. 424 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:46,440 What were they fucking called? They were called G unit. 425 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,200 She was the girl in G unit. It didn't really work, but she 426 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,480 sang on candy shop. Now rumors of Missy and Olivia 427 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,360 long got is her last name. Romantic relationships began to 428 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,120 circulate around 2004 when they started working together on 429 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,880 various music projects. Believes that their pat, their 430 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,320 shared passion for music is what initially brought them closer. 431 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,880 And just like everything else, like it's ambiguous. 432 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,880 I mean, Missy does seem to get together with some girls and 433 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,400 have songs that she writes for them. 434 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,920 Now, of course they're throwing in. 435 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,680 Oh, Timbaland, Were they a couple? 436 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:33,330 No de brats they have up here. And just 'cause they're both 437 00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:35,610 bull daggers. Now, look, there's somebody who 438 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:39,490 came out and came out strong. You know, I really got to give 439 00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:43,290 it up for de Brat for being finally out and proud. 440 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,240 Way before Missy, sweetie. OK, Missy's before Missy. 441 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:53,040 Missy's still in the closet. Missy's in this bitch and this 442 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,040 bitch. Is a closet. 443 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,120 I mean, I could imagine that. The brat and Missy ate each 444 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,920 other's pussies like back in the day. 445 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,560 They're also saying there were. Rumors that Faith Evans. 446 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,360 And Missy got together? I don't know about that. 447 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,360 Faith Evans seems pretty straight to me, but who knows? 448 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,520 And now Trina. Supposedly Missy and Trina. 449 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:23,360 Now Missy did. Comment on this herself on the 450 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:27,800 beginning of gossip, folks. Well, I heard Missy begin with 451 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,080 Trina. You know, that's that famous 452 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,280 part. And you know what? 453 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:36,280 Maybe she was. Obviously Trina has said that 454 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,160 she, you know, occasionally likes to eat a pussy. 455 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,240 You know what I mean? The Diamond Princess, I bet 456 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,520 Missy can eat one like a hell of a pussy. 457 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,400 Now here's an here again, more people that. 458 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,360 We think maybe. Missy was having, you know, 459 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,880 affairs with or in love with when she wrote them. 460 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,800 An incredible song, Nicole. Ray, make it hot. 461 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,400 This is one of the best songs Missy has written for anyone 462 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,920 else. It's so good. 463 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,880 I was obsessed with it. She was doing. 464 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:12,200 Cowboy chic in the 90s, honey, when Beyoncé was still saying 465 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,600 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, you know what I 466 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,880 mean? But that was really her only 467 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,600 good song. But she's still singing today. 468 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,440 God bless. That seems like a woman who 469 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,560 could have been Missy's lady friend. 470 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,960 Tweet. Don't forget about tweet. 471 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,400 Oops. Oh, my tweet was another 472 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,480 reported Missy girlfriend. I mean. 473 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,360 It's all very interesting, very interesting. 474 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,280 I would like Missy. I would like you to come out. 475 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,800 It's my birthday. We're both cancers. 476 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:54,360 Let the world know. Do you love Dick or do you love 477 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,440 pussy? Why did she have to make a 478 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,920 choice? Johnny? 479 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,360 Johnny, Why isn't your fucking business Johnny? 480 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,120 Well, because. You know why? 481 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,000 Because I want gay people to be out and gay. 482 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,960 Because we're about to be persecuted. 483 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,720 We're about to be mega persecuted more than ever. 484 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,200 So if you're one of us, stand with us. 485 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,960 Get the point? Good, let's dance. 486 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,040 Lily. Allen found. 487 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:26,920 Out that she had a 5 star rating on Wiki Feet which is where they 488 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,480 have all the celebrity feet pictures and she bragged 489 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,560 recently on a podcast that that was a very rare score to have. 490 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,640 And that she decided. She was going to because of 491 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,720 that. Open a foot. 492 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:47,360 Centric only fans account. And as she. 493 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,560 Did now they don't. She doesn't say how many people 494 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,880 she has, but she did start this Only Fans account. 495 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:59,640 Now this article on pride.com, well, they didn't do the thing 496 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,080 that you're supposed to do, which is join it and then, you 497 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,600 know, at least tell what you see. 498 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:10,880 And is she doing just feet or feet and titty or anything else? 499 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,280 And by also, if this is a recent picture of Lily Allen, she looks 500 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,440 good. Now another person who? 501 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,960 Also is. Is aware of his wiki feat score, 502 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,960 Is Joe Jonas OK? Oh, of course he has. 503 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,560 He has a new. Song out Let's check out what 504 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,680 his song is like. He's He stopped by this podcast 505 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,080 called Therapist to talk about his new single, Work It Out and 506 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:45,360 his upcoming solo album. But he did mention that he's. 507 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,960 Quite proud of and I'm going to. Well, let's just listen to him 508 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:48,680 say it. I'm. 509 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,920 Quite proud of this. I'm going to show you the score. 510 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,680 So what's there's? OK. 511 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,280 My youngest brother was like, oh, yeah, you're on. 512 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,160 I think it's wiki feet. He's like, yeah, He's like, he's 513 00:31:59,160 --> 00:31:59,920 like, yeah, you're on. Wiki feet. 514 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,240 I was like, what's that? That's awesome. 515 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,680 And he tells me about wiki feet. Wiki feet. 516 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,080 Get ready for this. So he's like, he's like, he's 517 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,760 like, yeah, you're on Wiki feet. I was like, oh, cool. 518 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,040 What's that? He tells me about it. 519 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,640 Hold on. Let me see if I can find it. 520 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,680 Wait, you don't have a phone case? 521 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,840 No, I know girl, I need a good for each behavior. 522 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,560 I need the I I need and I'm looking for a pussy case. 523 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,480 My youngest brother's like let's he's like, yeah, all the all the 524 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,240 brothers are on there. I was like, OK, so looking like 525 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:33,000 all right, they're 4.64.7. What are yours rated? 526 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,680 4.9. Out of 55. 527 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,600 I've never been more proud of my life. 528 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,440 Amazing, who has A5? And ever since, ever since I've 529 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,840 got this rating, I'm taking care of these feet way more than I 530 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,480 have been before. You got pedicures? 531 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,360 Yeah, shiny buff. Sometimes I love a shiny buff. 532 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,200 Do you think these are 4.5? I'm going to show you. 533 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,720 Yeah, I do. I was going to say, do you? 534 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,280 Like, I'm not putting these puppies out for free, you know? 535 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,320 You have great feet, do you? Think those are four point 536 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,400 nines. Yeah, I do. 537 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,600 You have great feet. Thank you. 538 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,240 I mean, I like that attitude. I like that attitude. 539 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,120 OK, well that's the snippet and I like his take. 540 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,200 On his foot stuff. Whether I like that song but. 541 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,720 Because. It's such a fun attitude. 542 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,960 I'll give it another listen. And, you know, we, I think he's 543 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,880 hot. He's hot. 544 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,040 I mean, and how can you hate the guy who took his own brother's 545 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,040 virginity when they used to Make Love together? 546 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,240 You know what I mean? Oh, wait a minute. 547 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,720 That didn't happen. That's just something I would 548 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,000 think about. Baby. 549 00:33:55,520 --> 00:34:02,200 Pastor come Gutters is trying. To make a comeback. 550 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,120 Anybody remember Pastor? Combgutters. 551 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,239 Sure you do, right around 20. What 17, Justin. 552 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,320 Bieber was deep into the Hillsong Church, and the pastor 553 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,560 of the church at the time was Pastor Combgutters. 554 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,360 OK, what's? His real name again. 555 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,239 Carl Lentz And there's this famous. 556 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:31,120 Picture famous to me of Justin. And shirtless Carl Lentz, whose 557 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:36,239 jeans are so low, whose come gutters are just right out there 558 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,920 and they're both crossing the street and I think maybe have 559 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,480 their arm around each other. And they did a lot of like 560 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,679 hugging and Justin laying his arm on his head and his shoulder 561 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,159 and more during this era. And we, I always called him 562 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:54,000 pastor come gutters. And I always imagined the 563 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,280 inappropriate lovemaking that they had. 564 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,280 But in the real world, Pastor Gum Gutters was not fucking 565 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,680 Justin Bieber. But he was. 566 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,680 Fucking other ladies while. He was my married pastor at the 567 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,760 church. And. 568 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,720 So he was fully disgraced and. Thrown out of the. 569 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:19,760 Hillsong Mega Church, but now? He is, honey. 570 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,960 He's. Trying to make a comeback. 571 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,640 He's there's a whole ABC News special where he's trying to 572 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,680 make it right. And even to this day, Carl Linds 573 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,960 is still loads. By many online. 574 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,600 Why? Don't you let it fall apart my 575 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,720 whole life. Yeah. 576 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,160 Why couldn't you keep in your pants and keep it in control? 577 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,960 But it wasn't the the primary thing that got me in trouble. 578 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,000 No it. Wasn't a sexual thing. 579 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,920 Was it your come gutters? Looking to have sex or or 580 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,280 looking to commit adultery? You just get your Dick sucked. 581 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,280 Keep brokenness that manifests itself in a lot of different 582 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,640 ways. Calm gutters Dick sucking 583 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,240 tonight. Carl Linds like you've never 584 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,600 seen him before. And the truth is, I was digging 585 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,240 my own grave. The depths of his Dick in his 586 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,320 own grave, recovering. Sex act, I say. 587 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,480 Recovering drug addicts. Recovering sex addicts? 588 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,280 Sure, sure. Sure. 589 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,560 Her darkest moment, that. Was the. 590 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,640 Lowest point for you? I think the lowest point was. 591 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,120 When you fuck Justin Bieber and. The reasons she decided to stay 592 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,320 in the. Mid 2000 I like here. 593 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,520 Come gutters profile. Reached his peak, extending all 594 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,400 the way. To Hollywood. 595 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,160 Oh yeah, they show the picture. They show the picture here and 596 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,560 let me just describe the picture. 597 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,840 It's like it's very erotic picture. 598 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:46,800 It's like Justin and AT shirt and shorts and Carl's like. 599 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,920 Looks like he's. Thumbing the ride down in just 600 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:54,160 like a pair of the. Thinnest shorts just. 601 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,160 Over where his base of his Dick is. 602 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,200 What is the take away from this interview it's about? 603 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:04,600 Trauma, and it's about what trauma produces, and sometimes 604 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,320 it manifests. Well, when? 605 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,160 You are lying. Lying. 606 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,320 Sack of shit your. First instinct is how much do I 607 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:15,360 need to tell to make this work? Aha, OK, Carl, you're not making 608 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,040 a comeback in my book. Your come gutters are probably 609 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,960 gone. And that was the most 610 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,640 interesting thing about you, intriguing thing. 611 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:31,240 You were come gutters most fascinating people of 2017, but 612 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,480 you're no longer that in your comeback. 613 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,960 I'm not buying it. Blessings to your wife. 614 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,640 Tom Daley still looks fucking hot. 615 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,120 That is all. I'm reminded by this because 616 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,920 there's an article on pride.com which is titled the The way they 617 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,400 do a lot of articles on pride.com over selling a small 618 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,880 thing, which is the title, says Watch Olympian Tom Daley. 619 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:03,680 Shave off his happy. Trail and new razor ad that will 620 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:09,840 make you feral. OK, I watched the ad and. 621 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,440 He does. Have look like you do see his 622 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:17,080 tight body in the Speedo and it says like. 623 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,840 New face of Gillette. Scanning, scanning, scanning. 624 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,200 We're looking around a pool we're. 625 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,520 Scanning, scanning, scanning. We're looking. 626 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,240 What do we see? Tom Daley on top of a diving 627 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,560 board. Oh my God, what's he doing? 628 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,560 He's grabbing a razor. And he's trimming the. 629 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:43,520 Lightest amount of happy trail. He's the new body of Gillette, 630 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:47,120 not the new face. That's their joke. 631 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,880 Now did that make me go? Feralpride.com. 632 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,640 You know the truth. It did not. 633 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,880 It did not make me go feral. But did I enjoy that? 634 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:06,680 Yes, I did. Jen and Ben spent the. 4th of 635 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:12,720 July weekend, separately. Oh my God, these four people. 636 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,920 I mean, Jen was in the Hamptons. Ben Affleck was here. 637 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,080 Jen was. Serving it cunt in a flower 638 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:27,280 garden with a pair of riding crop khaki pants, a straw 639 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,760 Birkin, a straw hat and a lady adventurer short sleeve. 640 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,520 Bluson in perhaps the Barefoot Contessa's flower garden. 641 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,960 And Ben was looking harried talking to a valet person in a 642 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:48,680 Plaid shirt in Los Angeles. I mean, I guess they really are 643 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,320 getting divorced, though they are still wearing their wedding 644 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,640 rings. So I guess we can all just pray 645 00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:01,120 that maybe they'll find a way to work it out. 646 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,120 Oh, we're so concerned about these millionaires. 647 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:28,400 What will they now? Well everyone, I hope you 648 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,280 enjoyed today's birthday show. Like I said, it's my birthday, 649 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,160 I'm a cancer and I'm sensitive about my shit. 650 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:41,480 OK, leave me up. Five Star review and join the 651 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,560 Patreon. It's my birthday. 652 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:48,640 Can you say no to the birthday boy even if it's days after the 653 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,120 fact? No you cannot. 654 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,320 I want all of you with them. The sound of my voice. 655 00:40:54,720 --> 00:41:01,160 Go to patreon.com/guess of All Time for not only a gift to give 656 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,840 to me, but for titillating, delightful, fun, joyful, faggoty 657 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:10,880 content to make you forget about the horrors of the world over at 658 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,680 patreon.com/GS of all time. Thank you all so much for 659 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,520 listening to the show. I love doing it with you and I 660 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,360 hope you love listening to it. I'm very grateful for everyone 661 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,000 who listens and I'm. Grateful to be doing. 662 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,400 Seven episodes of Hey Queen live at Dragon next weekend and Be. 663 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:36,160 Receiving a legendary legend. Award for at the Wowee Awards. 664 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,120 I mean, it's pretty. Great, Pretty. 665 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,600 I I honestly only found out about that on social media. 666 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,640 I said love the Wowee awards. Why am I tagged in this? 667 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,720 I said, oh, am I nominated? I said no, wait, the post was 668 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,640 all about how these people are already won. 669 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:57,520 It's an all winners and it's me, Elvira, John Waters. 670 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,600 Nymphya. Wind, Diane. 671 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:15,880 Brill, Elvira, Simon Doonan, TS Madison, and the motherfucking 672 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,880 Teletubbies. OK, baby, I'm in very good 673 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,640 company and frankly, I'm honored I'm not crying. 674 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,200 You're crying. That came at a time when I 675 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,280 really was maybe having a a moment and I looked here and 676 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,120 said, Oh my God, that is the nicest thing that's happened. 677 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,320 So hopefully I'll see you there and I'll definitely see you on 678 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,160 the next episode of Gay as Fuck. Bye baby.