It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my
LGBTS. You're in love.
Cause Johnny the government is gay as fuck hello everyone and
welcome to gay as fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness he
who is. Well baby, if you are listening
to the show on Friday, July 12th, the day that it comes out,
then baby, you are listening on my.
Birthday. Yes, it is my birthday today as
we speak. And to be honest, I almost said,
well, I do no podcast this week. It's my birthday.
Fuck that. But baby, I enjoy our little
time together, you know what I mean?
I enjoy whispering a year and like when else do I have Britney
Spears just come by the house so often?
But only when I'm doing the podcast.
I'm here today. You fucker.
I know you are. I know you always are.
It's the right time. Yes, It's my birthday today,
honey, and you know what you should do for me for my
birthday? Why don't you join me over on
the Patreon, huh? That is, that is the gift that I
want. For the 20.
Years of entertainment. That I've given you as well as
this. Free show.
We know what I'd like you to do today.
Go over to patreon.com/gifts of All Time and join.
As a gift to me, even if you just.
Do one month. I will accept that.
As the gift, but I think you'll fall in love with the hundreds
of hours of podcasts that. You can.
Get over at the Patreon. It's patreon.com/gayest of all
time. Because there's even just this
week's. Episodes honey are Kiki because
last week I went to the only twink disco mansion, twink
period disco period mansion 4th of July party and honey, it was
a key. It was there were twinks, there
were twunks, there were hunks, there was pouches, there was
straps, there was runway, there was turning it, there were
looks. There were people fucking in the
bathroom. There was hot tub rendezvous.
There were celebrities wearing bicycle shorts and I was there
to enjoy it all. And I'm spilling all the tea on
that over on Patreon. And also I recorded this week a
new music video for my new music that will be coming very soon.
Baby. You know, I I really thought I
was retired from music, but after man Arias has become a.
24,000,000 streamed. Hit.
On Spotify and TikTok and everywhere else I said, you know
what, I think I might need to unretire.
So a new album has been recorded and new songs will be released
and the first videos for this new Johnny McGovern era Honey,
are coming out very soon. And we shot the video this past
week. So I'm spilling all the tea on
that and maybe even playing a snippet of the first single over
at the Patreon. All right, well, I am in a great
mood. It is my birthday.
I have a big Magnolia cake just sitting in the living room
waiting and I have them write happy birthday hunty on top of
it. Yes, I got my own birthday cake
because I know what I want, having some friends over and
have the cake, watch a little drag race and also record
another podcast for the Patreon. What can I say?
Let's be delicious like the frosting, because the tea this
week is sweet. Britney says she's single.
As fuck yes. I know Missy.
Elliott has hit the road and is on tour.
Honey and it made. Me and the Internet think.
What is her dating history? Her lesbianic dating history?
Uh huh. We've got a full breakdown on
that, Lily. Allen and Joe Jonas.
Are both aware of their wiki feat score and are threatening
to be on only fans doing foot shows.
Tom Daley is shaving his pubes. Ben and Jen spent the 4th of
July apart. Katy Perry and Kesha got new
songs that may or may not be good.
Get into it. Get into it.
Get. Into it.
Get into. It get into it, Britney Spears
declares she is what? Single ass fat.
That's that's right. Britney is putting the gardener,
the felon, the tile installer, Mr. Paul Solis on blast,
sweetie. OK.
It and it all has to do with. Remember that shot of Britney in
the car with Paul? OK.
And she's all? Scooched down in the.
Bottom of the car and her heel. Is up on the the.
Windshield and everyone was saying Oh my God, she cracked
the windshield. She broke the windshield.
We know that's fucking a lie. Britney did not crack the
windshield. She was just doing what she
always. Does and put her foot up on the
dashboard that is a. Britney thing I.
Lie putting. My feet on the dashboard.
What's so fucking? Wrong with that?
Damn, hey look. I agree with you anyway.
You remember that picture, right?
And so it was very weird. There was paparazzi everywhere.
She was with Paul and she was like scooching down.
Just, I'm just trying to hide. I was just trying to hide.
Like what the fuck is I supposed to do?
My window was damn open. His window was open.
So I was like, oh. Shit, there's paparazzi.
What should I do? Scooch down.
There's only one thing to do, and that scooch.
Down. OK, yeah, you got a scooch.
You just got. When you got a scooch, you got a
scooch, sweetie. Anyway, I guess.
Brittany now feels that that was set.
Up by Paul, because Paul in that moment was crying.
Oh, we're being harassed, But Brittany says.
She thinks he. Welcomed all the attention OK
even though she was scooching down.
So she made. Like an Instagram post that will
say story. OK, so now we're like really
like we want this to be means we know it doesn't have to get
deleted manually. It'll be deleted in in 24 hours.
So has her. Doing the.
Picture of the scooch down with the feet up and Paul's like
covering his face like. And now so Brittany.
Writes in the story below. This she says.
Why was he? Going 90 in neighborhood with
one pap following, only to roll the window down when the pap
pulls up to the. Side of me Question mark
question mark, question mark. Then he calls his mom.
And says he's being. Harassed.
Why did he? Roll the window down with me.
Crying in the. Seat question mark question mark
question. Mark, also side note, Brittany
is wearing a pair of sunglasses that we saw her in, you know,
probably about 15 years ago. And I gotta say, like, that's
extremely impressive that that's the same pair of sunglasses
'cause I don't think I have any sunglasses that I had 15 years
ago. And I thought Britney would be a
lose your sunglasses type of girl for sure.
I found my sunglasses. They were missing.
They were missing for like what, 10 years?
You know what they were? They were, they were in a couch
cushion in the pool house. And ever since I stopped
flashing the guards. One nude pussy.
I haven't been in the. Pool house.
And I think maybe. Maybe it was when I was
stripping down once to do a Pepsi show for one of the.
Guards. That I how I think I was just
wearing those glasses. Then he.
Actually all scared. And ran off when I did it and I.
Threw the glasses down. Cloud Mad and.
Then landed in the couch and I didn't find them for.
Ten whole. Years.
A lot. Happened.
Then I went through the Conservative.
Ship out of the Conservative ship.
You know, got married, got divorced and those sunglasses
that whole time were. Just sitting there in the couch,
but I found them. And I wore them when I was
sketching down when. Obviously, Paul Solis caught.
The paparazzi on me, he was probably.
Being bad, he left attention. Well, that's disappointing.
I feel so I mean. Can't.
Can't a man? Just be there to give you that
good Dick and not fuck it up, Brittany.
Jesus. Then later she shared like a
full post that said that she didn't say anything else.
OK so she didn't say anything else and she shared a main feed
post that was a a light pink, very light pink box with a quote
mark and it said her. Attitude is savage, but her
heart is. Galled.
That's about me and it's. My fiber place.
Well, I. Guess this means that Britney is
no longer getting that Paul Solis Dick sweetie.
She's back to being single. She's back to being single.
When I say she, I mean me. Watch out, guards.
Pushy shows are back. Hey, come here, Johnny.
I'm not falling for it. What I'm not what?
Do you think I'm going to try to pull it on you?
No, I mean, you know, I don't. Care and you know I don't care
about you. You're fucking stupid and dumb.
I only like. Happen to be walking by your
window when I. Hear you mentioning my name,
That's why I come over and talk to you.
It's not 'cause it's Fanny. It's not 'cause you're
interesting. It's not 'cause I want to do
nothing. Oh my.
Gosh, I. Just dropped my pencil.
I'll I'll get it for you. Oh, thank you.
I'll. Get it?
Puzzy show Gotcha faggot. Say ya, I don't.
She got me. That was a birthday present.
Pussy show. Thank you, sweetie.
Sexy, confident women
empowerment. The new Katy Perry song has
released in. Full and.
What do I want to say about the new Katy Perry song Like And I
watched the video. And you know what?
It's it's not bad. It's not a bad song.
It's and of course you know it was we've.
We've mentioned several times I do enjoy.
Sexy, confident. I'd like it better.
If she sang it with a British accent.
Sexy, confident, but. I like it and the rest of it,
you know it's not. Horrible.
The video starts with a. Witch she's putting graffiti on
a men. Working side says women working.
Confident. Uh huh.
So, so Katie is. So it starts with.
Katie and the. Gals sitting on a skyscraper on
a construction. Beam.
High in the sky. Giving you the yes we can lady,
Making the. Muscle like the wartime lady
making the muscle with her hair tied up.
Being like, yes, we. Can in the old posters from what
I think World War 2 when the women had to go back to work
honey because all the men were at the wool.
So she's giving you that and. Ever all the.
Girls ever. We're all sexy ladies.
We're all sexy girls, OK? Uh huh.
OK, now she takes a thing of whiskey.
And she's. Chugging it like now they're.
Pretending to pee at. Urinals.
OK, and there she's waggling that Dick.
I can get behind that. A pretend Dick, then the.
Ceiling. Moves and the urinals.
Moving that girl start. Walking to do a sexy dance.
And that, Katie, really is. Showing you full boob age in a
stars and stripes star shaped bikini.
As well as a very gratuitous. Shot of her big judge going I
mean her body looks really good I mean she just had a baby too I
think so work it out Katy Perry and then there's some kind of
commentary about women selling things because there's like a
call now for a special deal on this and then she gets.
Smashed by a giant anvil like. She was Bugs Bunny or something.
She blows her own finger and she's back up.
Verse. Two, this is the.
Under boob section, we're in a street, there's a nun.
Climbing a pole? There's two gay guys kissing.
There's a. Now she's putting gasoline in
her own. Ass because she has robot legs.
That is weird. Then there's Trisha Paytas
pulling a monster. Truck What is she doing here I.
Guess we now know. That Katy Perry enjoys Trisha
paytas and Trisha paytas ASMR now they're driving in the
monster truck while Katie's trying to put.
Makeup on while. Trisha drives her around.
There's a uterus air freshener hanging in the car.
Katie's breaking a. Glass door as she walks through
it to go help. A TikTok cutie lady do a tik.
T.O.K Dance. Then she goes ahead and steals.
This woman's ring light right off her lawn and she says, who
are you? And she?
She holds up the ring light and guess what?
It looks like a woman symbol. And she's jumping on a
helicopter and she yells, I'm Katy Perry.
OK, well, it's been out for. Five hours and it has 927,000
views, which I feel like that is not good for a star of Katie's
caliber. Now we've we've talked about it.
This whole thing is awkward. This feels like a song look, I
don't mind this song and I actually like this video and
like all the underboob. I like the urinals.
I I like it all I mean I like it.
I mean, am IA hot stand for it, No.
But as a boopy Doo boop bop. It's.
Fine, go ahead though. You've really chosen badly with
with your with the person you chose to do your woman
empowerment anthem with it's. Been beaten to death.
But on XI was looking at Doctor Luke's rape allegations a
thread, and let me tell you, it's pretty brutal.
So it's not really making me or the world all love.
Sexy, confident when we're. Thinking about the time that
Doctor Luke supposedly told Kesha, you're an untalented cow
who's lucky to have me and I'll fuck you when I want.
Now that's not cool for this song.
That's not cool, man. So.
I will be interested to see if this works.
I I don't know. It's cute and it feels like.
It could have been a hit like 10 years ago.
Is that wrong to say? It feels like a song, that it's
a good song. It's cute.
Feels like a song that maybe was like she, she wrote it.
This is how it should have been. She wrote this song for a lady
deodorant commercial. And then people loved.
It so it was meant to be a throwaway, but then people loved
it so much the radio started playing it back when radio
mattered. So maybe this just needs to be
15 years ago. And then it became a hit on the.
Charts And then she, you know, went all the way with it.
Now that's. Not what happened.
That's what should have happened.
It would have made sense to why this song.
Sounds like a lady deodorant commercial or?
You know, toilet paper commercial.
Or anything about so soft SO. Strong well.
I mean good. Luck under Boo Perry.
I'll be interested to see. I tried to like look in the
comments to see if I could catch a vibe but honey, they are
definitely deleting anything negative because it's all like
Katy Perry's pack the Katy. Cat era begins new era.
This is amazing like. There's nobody being like.
What about the rapist? And, you know, those comments
were there and they were made interesting.
I mean, and also people in the comments love that Trisha Paytas
is there, so God bless. Now also Kesha.
Has a new song. Interesting timing.
I mean the. Battle of the Girls.
Why do we have to pit these women against each other,
Johnny? Huh.
Hasn't. Doctor Luke.
Already done that are. You a man 'cause I'm a bitch?
I'm already rich, I'm just looking for them.
This party sucks. I'm about to ditch.
Don't, don't, don't, don't. Even try to kick me shit out.
Earn the right to be be like this.
Oh, you say you love me? That's funny.
Well, so do I. Oh joy.
Boy. Joy Ride.
OK, now I had heard this is Kesha's new song, and I had
heard it briefly, but I didn't really revel in how weird it is.
Now, for as pretty inexpensive as Katy Perry's video is, this
is just a lyric video for Kesha. Now View.
Wise I don't this. Is not the hit that I think
Kesha was hoping it would be. It has 529,000 views in eight
days now. That's basically just a little.
That's about half of what Katy Perry has in eight hours, you
know? But I do like this song.
Don't, don't give me shit. I've earned the right to be like
this. Good time looking for a joyride.
It's very weird, I mean, but that's.
All these parts are good. Keep picking kickers, I can play
it. It's very interesting Joyride
well. You know I did.
Enjoy Kesha. We hope pride.
So we were rooting for you, sweetie.
So Missy Elliott. Is finally out on tour out of
this world tour with S1 of my faves and noted zest monster
Busta Rhymes. But she is the headliner, and if
you could believe it or not, that is Missy's.
First headlining tour ever. She's hardly ever done any live
shows. She did a few Lilith Fair dates,
like back in the motherfucking day in the 90s.
And she's done spot shows here. Or there now I actually saw
Missy. Elliott in a very intimate show.
Was just like I was hosting. What's I doing?
No, I was performing for gay pride at this event, but it was
like a. Longer event and then Missy was
came on as the. Headliner, I think.
Anyway, it was one of the last years I lived in New York, but
it was like. At.
A room at Viacom, like just a theatre in Viacom.
And so it was very tiny. I was.
Front wasn't even front. Row.
There were so few people there that it was just like, I almost
felt it was just. You and like 50.
Other people in A room. With Missy and Missy.
Did all her. Hits not with big.
Dancers and everything, but she did have Jasmine Sullivan with
her. Who's saying you?
Bust the window out of my car. That was before I even only I
really only knew that about Jasmine Sullivan.
We didn't realize that she was like the ultimate soul diva that
she is now. And like, it was amazing to see
Messy do that up close. So I feel very lucky and.
Now she can finally. See her in in a big tour, which
of course makes it less appealing to me.
I'm happy I got a chance to see her as I up close.
Missy Elliott has written a lot of hits for people, some of whom
people allege to be. Her lovers are lady.
Lovers. Now can you?
Look at Missy Elliott and not think that she's a Bulldoggle.
Is there any world in which she's actually heterosexual?
I mean, and, and why aren't I mad at her like I was at Queen
Latifah all those years, in fact.
I'm I'm not mad about it. I don't, I don't know why.
I was. So.
Pinched that Queen Latifah wasn't saying she was gay.
But we know Missy's gay. Too obviously.
And she's. Never set up peep.
In fact, she still talks about men and the songs.
But why am I not? Mad about it like I was with
Queen Latifah. Maybe.
Probably because I love Missy much more and I'll just be.
Blind to her faults. Because this little article, I
mean, there were actually several of these things that
came across my my visage on the Internet was all about.
Missy Elliott's dating. And relationship history.
And it made me think of some incredible songs that she's
written. For ladies who.
Have been allegedly lovers and starting with Sherea Jay.
OK, now this was maybe her least.
Famous, but it is. Supposed to be one of her first
or big loves. I mean, supposedly she actually
married Sherea Jay. OK, now Shereya Jay should have
been a big star. Should have been a big star.
She was Missy. 'S protege and they work closely
on various projects. Including.
Shereya Jay's debut single which was Banshee Banshee.
I'm fancy. I'm so fine.
I can't stand me. You're just a nominee, baby.
I'm a Grammy. I'm so hot.
Y'all better come fan me. Y'all chicks better look before
you think about this. I got a cool girl.
Can we go to run a mission when we come through the club Pumping
into call me a diva if you got a girl, but I can make him leave
us. So we'll need somebody like A2
leader. Me and my crew up and down.
Check me out and look up and down, baby.
I run the war. I run this town.
I write a style. You write in Greyhound.
Where did this bitch come from? Where did this?
Where did this bitch come from? Acting like she she number one.
I'm done. Damn.
Man, I'm so banji. And she made a series of.
Videos that were so fucking good.
She's so. Pretty in the face.
Such an incredible dancer, great rapper.
She was then. Featured on like a couple.
MTV. Style like record deal,
competition type shows I think maybe one where.
Diddy was the judge. It's it's escaping me.
And she like became. A little.
More well known, but she never. Broke through.
I mean so Shreya Jay was supposed to be a long time lady
friend. Little Kim, There are always
rumors that something happened. I don't know about that.
Little Kim is 50 now. Wow, Olivia.
Remember Olivia? From $0.50 posse.
What were they fucking called? They were called G unit.
She was the girl in G unit. It didn't really work, but she
sang on candy shop. Now rumors of Missy and Olivia
long got is her last name. Romantic relationships began to
circulate around 2004 when they started working together on
various music projects. Believes that their pat, their
shared passion for music is what initially brought them closer.
And just like everything else, like it's ambiguous.
I mean, Missy does seem to get together with some girls and
have songs that she writes for them.
Now, of course they're throwing in.
Oh, Timbaland, Were they a couple?
No de brats they have up here. And just 'cause they're both
bull daggers. Now, look, there's somebody who
came out and came out strong. You know, I really got to give
it up for de Brat for being finally out and proud.
Way before Missy, sweetie. OK, Missy's before Missy.
Missy's still in the closet. Missy's in this bitch and this
bitch. Is a closet.
I mean, I could imagine that. The brat and Missy ate each
other's pussies like back in the day.
They're also saying there were. Rumors that Faith Evans.
And Missy got together? I don't know about that.
Faith Evans seems pretty straight to me, but who knows?
And now Trina. Supposedly Missy and Trina.
Now Missy did. Comment on this herself on the
beginning of gossip, folks. Well, I heard Missy begin with
Trina. You know, that's that famous
part. And you know what?
Maybe she was. Obviously Trina has said that
she, you know, occasionally likes to eat a pussy.
You know what I mean? The Diamond Princess, I bet
Missy can eat one like a hell of a pussy.
Now here's an here again, more people that.
We think maybe. Missy was having, you know,
affairs with or in love with when she wrote them.
An incredible song, Nicole. Ray, make it hot.
This is one of the best songs Missy has written for anyone
else. It's so good.
I was obsessed with it. She was doing.
Cowboy chic in the 90s, honey, when Beyoncé was still saying
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, you know what I
mean? But that was really her only
good song. But she's still singing today.
God bless. That seems like a woman who
could have been Missy's lady friend.
Tweet. Don't forget about tweet.
Oops. Oh, my tweet was another
reported Missy girlfriend. I mean.
It's all very interesting, very interesting.
I would like Missy. I would like you to come out.
It's my birthday. We're both cancers.
Let the world know. Do you love Dick or do you love
pussy? Why did she have to make a
choice? Johnny?
Johnny, Why isn't your fucking business Johnny?
Well, because. You know why?
Because I want gay people to be out and gay.
Because we're about to be persecuted.
We're about to be mega persecuted more than ever.
So if you're one of us, stand with us.
Get the point? Good, let's dance.
Lily. Allen found.
Out that she had a 5 star rating on Wiki Feet which is where they
have all the celebrity feet pictures and she bragged
recently on a podcast that that was a very rare score to have.
And that she decided. She was going to because of
that. Open a foot.
Centric only fans account. And as she.
Did now they don't. She doesn't say how many people
she has, but she did start this Only Fans account.
Now this article on pride.com, well, they didn't do the thing
that you're supposed to do, which is join it and then, you
know, at least tell what you see.
And is she doing just feet or feet and titty or anything else?
And by also, if this is a recent picture of Lily Allen, she looks
good. Now another person who?
Also is. Is aware of his wiki feat score,
Is Joe Jonas OK? Oh, of course he has.
He has a new. Song out Let's check out what
his song is like. He's He stopped by this podcast
called Therapist to talk about his new single, Work It Out and
his upcoming solo album. But he did mention that he's.
Quite proud of and I'm going to. Well, let's just listen to him
say it. I'm.
Quite proud of this. I'm going to show you the score.
So what's there's? OK.
My youngest brother was like, oh, yeah, you're on.
I think it's wiki feet. He's like, yeah, He's like, he's
like, yeah, you're on. Wiki feet.
I was like, what's that? That's awesome.
And he tells me about wiki feet. Wiki feet.
Get ready for this. So he's like, he's like, he's
like, yeah, you're on Wiki feet. I was like, oh, cool.
What's that? He tells me about it.
Hold on. Let me see if I can find it.
Wait, you don't have a phone case?
No, I know girl, I need a good for each behavior.
I need the I I need and I'm looking for a pussy case.
My youngest brother's like let's he's like, yeah, all the all the
brothers are on there. I was like, OK, so looking like
all right, they're 4.64.7. What are yours rated?
4.9. Out of 55.
I've never been more proud of my life.
Amazing, who has A5? And ever since, ever since I've
got this rating, I'm taking care of these feet way more than I
have been before. You got pedicures?
Yeah, shiny buff. Sometimes I love a shiny buff.
Do you think these are 4.5? I'm going to show you.
Yeah, I do. I was going to say, do you?
Like, I'm not putting these puppies out for free, you know?
You have great feet, do you? Think those are four point
nines. Yeah, I do.
You have great feet. Thank you.
I mean, I like that attitude. I like that attitude.
OK, well that's the snippet and I like his take.
On his foot stuff. Whether I like that song but.
Because. It's such a fun attitude.
I'll give it another listen. And, you know, we, I think he's
hot. He's hot.
I mean, and how can you hate the guy who took his own brother's
virginity when they used to Make Love together?
You know what I mean? Oh, wait a minute.
That didn't happen. That's just something I would
think about. Baby.
Pastor come Gutters is trying. To make a comeback.
Anybody remember Pastor? Combgutters.
Sure you do, right around 20. What 17, Justin.
Bieber was deep into the Hillsong Church, and the pastor
of the church at the time was Pastor Combgutters.
OK, what's? His real name again.
Carl Lentz And there's this famous.
Picture famous to me of Justin. And shirtless Carl Lentz, whose
jeans are so low, whose come gutters are just right out there
and they're both crossing the street and I think maybe have
their arm around each other. And they did a lot of like
hugging and Justin laying his arm on his head and his shoulder
and more during this era. And we, I always called him
pastor come gutters. And I always imagined the
inappropriate lovemaking that they had.
But in the real world, Pastor Gum Gutters was not fucking
Justin Bieber. But he was.
Fucking other ladies while. He was my married pastor at the
church. And.
So he was fully disgraced and. Thrown out of the.
Hillsong Mega Church, but now? He is, honey.
He's. Trying to make a comeback.
He's there's a whole ABC News special where he's trying to
make it right. And even to this day, Carl Linds
is still loads. By many online.
Why? Don't you let it fall apart my
whole life. Yeah.
Why couldn't you keep in your pants and keep it in control?
But it wasn't the the primary thing that got me in trouble.
No it. Wasn't a sexual thing.
Was it your come gutters? Looking to have sex or or
looking to commit adultery? You just get your Dick sucked.
Keep brokenness that manifests itself in a lot of different
ways. Calm gutters Dick sucking
tonight. Carl Linds like you've never
seen him before. And the truth is, I was digging
my own grave. The depths of his Dick in his
own grave, recovering. Sex act, I say.
Recovering drug addicts. Recovering sex addicts?
Sure, sure. Sure.
Her darkest moment, that. Was the.
Lowest point for you? I think the lowest point was.
When you fuck Justin Bieber and. The reasons she decided to stay
in the. Mid 2000 I like here.
Come gutters profile. Reached his peak, extending all
the way. To Hollywood.
Oh yeah, they show the picture. They show the picture here and
let me just describe the picture.
It's like it's very erotic picture.
It's like Justin and AT shirt and shorts and Carl's like.
Looks like he's. Thumbing the ride down in just
like a pair of the. Thinnest shorts just.
Over where his base of his Dick is.
What is the take away from this interview it's about?
Trauma, and it's about what trauma produces, and sometimes
it manifests. Well, when?
You are lying. Lying.
Sack of shit your. First instinct is how much do I
need to tell to make this work? Aha, OK, Carl, you're not making
a comeback in my book. Your come gutters are probably
gone. And that was the most
interesting thing about you, intriguing thing.
You were come gutters most fascinating people of 2017, but
you're no longer that in your comeback.
I'm not buying it. Blessings to your wife.
Tom Daley still looks fucking hot.
That is all. I'm reminded by this because
there's an article on pride.com which is titled the The way they
do a lot of articles on pride.com over selling a small
thing, which is the title, says Watch Olympian Tom Daley.
Shave off his happy. Trail and new razor ad that will
make you feral. OK, I watched the ad and.
He does. Have look like you do see his
tight body in the Speedo and it says like.
New face of Gillette. Scanning, scanning, scanning.
We're looking around a pool we're.
Scanning, scanning, scanning. We're looking.
What do we see? Tom Daley on top of a diving
board. Oh my God, what's he doing?
He's grabbing a razor. And he's trimming the.
Lightest amount of happy trail. He's the new body of Gillette,
not the new face. That's their joke.
Now did that make me go? Feralpride.com.
You know the truth. It did not.
It did not make me go feral. But did I enjoy that?
Yes, I did. Jen and Ben spent the. 4th of
July weekend, separately. Oh my God, these four people.
I mean, Jen was in the Hamptons. Ben Affleck was here.
Jen was. Serving it cunt in a flower
garden with a pair of riding crop khaki pants, a straw
Birkin, a straw hat and a lady adventurer short sleeve.
Bluson in perhaps the Barefoot Contessa's flower garden.
And Ben was looking harried talking to a valet person in a
Plaid shirt in Los Angeles. I mean, I guess they really are
getting divorced, though they are still wearing their wedding
rings. So I guess we can all just pray
that maybe they'll find a way to work it out.
Oh, we're so concerned about these millionaires.
What will they now? Well everyone, I hope you
enjoyed today's birthday show. Like I said, it's my birthday,
I'm a cancer and I'm sensitive about my shit.
OK, leave me up. Five Star review and join the
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Can you say no to the birthday boy even if it's days after the
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hope you love listening to it. I'm very grateful for everyone
who listens and I'm. Grateful to be doing.
Seven episodes of Hey Queen live at Dragon next weekend and Be.
Receiving a legendary legend. Award for at the Wowee Awards.
I mean, it's pretty. Great, Pretty.
I I honestly only found out about that on social media.
I said love the Wowee awards. Why am I tagged in this?
I said, oh, am I nominated? I said no, wait, the post was
all about how these people are already won.
It's an all winners and it's me, Elvira, John Waters.
Nymphya. Wind, Diane.
Brill, Elvira, Simon Doonan, TS Madison, and the motherfucking
Teletubbies. OK, baby, I'm in very good
company and frankly, I'm honored I'm not crying.
You're crying. That came at a time when I
really was maybe having a a moment and I looked here and
said, Oh my God, that is the nicest thing that's happened.
So hopefully I'll see you there and I'll definitely see you on
the next episode of Gay as Fuck. Bye baby.