1 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:14,080 It's a Kiki with John and Nick G gonna spill all that tea, all my 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,400 LGBTS you're. In love. 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:22,160 Cause Johnny McGovern is gay as fuck. 4 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,600 Well, hello everyone and welcome. 5 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,200 Back to. Gay as fuck. 6 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:43,320 I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He who is. 7 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,160 Well, yes. Hi. 8 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,240 Have you missed me? Have. 9 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,400 Where have I been? Sweetie? 10 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,120 I've been living. OK. 11 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,320 I know. I was told you I was going to do 12 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,720 this show monthly, but maybe life got in the way. 13 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:02,640 I went on a damn road trip across the country couple times 14 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,480 and then up into Canada to Vancouver Island. 15 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,080 Sweetie, I went all over Texas, ran into Mistress Isabel Brooke. 16 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:15,000 Sweetie went into all the the land of Luscious Massacre. 17 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,080 I was. At the mall with the. 18 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:20,800 Big boots honey with the run through creatures went to every 19 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:26,160 gay night life area of Texas honey San Antonio was killing it 20 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,720 went to New Orleans hung with Adam Joseph there went to the 21 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:36,400 nightlife into so into the crawfish boil honey went all the 22 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,200 way down to the danger zone. What's the danger zone? 23 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,520 Florida sweetie. All the way through Florida 24 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:47,760 Wilton Manors, crazy people at crazy things, sleeping on porn 25 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:53,760 sets, fucking boys in church parking lots, getting scammed in 26 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:59,280 Denver by weird guys on Grinder. Went all the way down to Key 27 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,640 West, then all the way up to Chicago. 28 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,440 For what? Well, looks like we were there 29 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,040 right on time for International Mr. Leather. 30 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,520 OK, did we go to a club with a crazy backroom action and porn 31 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,480 stars walking around in tiny denim shorts? 32 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,600 Yes, we did. I mean, honey, there was 33 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,520 adventures. Went to Vancouver Island and who 34 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,880 did I bring on this? My little doggy, My little dog 35 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,080 Chacha came with me too. My homie Andrew, we had a blast. 36 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:31,760 And look, I may not have been giving you shows on this prime 37 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,200 time station, baby, but you know where I was giving all the 38 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,520 fucking details. And of course, that's a 39 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,520 patreon.com/gifts of all time. The entire road trip. 40 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,000 The details, the scandals, the juiciness, the parties, the wild 41 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,480 behavior, the non wild behavior, all of it is over on the Patreon 42 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,880 in detail. Plus we've been watching the 43 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,280 entire last season and just like that suffered through it. 44 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,000 Me and Eric Couture the finale this year and we've got a lot to 45 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,080 say. Plus I've been given all the hot 46 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,840 topics and all my personal business and sexy stories. 47 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,560 That's what you get over on the Patreon. 48 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,440 But in the meantime, I had to come back and give it to you, 49 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,840 OK? It's been a long time. 50 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,840 I shouldn't have left you without faggoty to listen to. 51 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,800 I've been doing that same line since about about 2008, and I've 52 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 never quite gotten the second line right. 53 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,080 But look, there's a lot of shit going down, all right? 54 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,000 And it begins with little Nas X running naked in the street. 55 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,840 What breaking news? Literally up-to-the-minute on 56 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,880 little Nas X walking naked in the street at 4:00 AM and then 57 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,640 getting arrested for. Battery. 58 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:53,200 Oh Lord, Wendy Williams is saying that they are lying on 59 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,040 her and that these new leaked reports of her having dementia 60 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:02,520 are a lie. Plus Britney is singing loud and 61 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,520 strong and the fans think her room is messy. 62 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,840 But Kevin Federline is also about to sing with a new tell 63 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,160 all audio book 'cause he's classy like that. 64 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,079 Plus way more faggoty bullshit. So let's get into it. 65 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:26,840 Get into it, into it, into it, into it. 66 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:37,000 Get into it. No, no, no. 67 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,280 Hey, I'm going to be late to the party tonight. 68 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,240 Where at? You know where it's at. 69 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:46,960 No, go ahead, babe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 70 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,880 Go ahead, babe. No, no, no, no. 71 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,920 Didn't I tell you to put the phone down? 72 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,080 Uh oh. Somebody's going to have to pay 73 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:03,800 for that. Hey, boy, by coming to the 74 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:12,880 party, I am serving you. I am serving you, and you better 75 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,840 be at that party tonight. Oh. 76 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,920 Yes, you're my good side. Every side. 77 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,240 Yes. Cap towel. 78 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:38,720 Shawn Bacon told me that one. Yeah, B. 79 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,640 Yeah. Backy boy once you give it to 80 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:50,840 me, baby. Backy boy, it's going to be a 81 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,880 beautiful. Sunrise give. 82 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,200 Me that phone so I can throw it. I'm going to throw it far away 83 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,000 so you'll never see it again. I don't like phones. 84 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,280 Don't miss the party tonight. Why are you still here? 85 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,440 You need to be telling everybody about the party. 86 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,440 Girl. What's your problem? 87 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:14,280 Make it down. Make it down. 88 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:21,120 Make it down, girl girl. OK now this is quite wild. 89 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,960 So the title is the of this piece on TMZ who broke the 90 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,520 story. Little Nazex roams LA St. nearly 91 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:33,080 naked at 4:00 AM hospitalized for possible OD. 92 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,560 So as you just heard in the video Little Nazex who is 93 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,800 looking good. OK, body is snatched, a perfect 94 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:46,640 pair of white briefs and white cowboy boots or cow gal boots, 95 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,920 honey, and that's it. Walking. 96 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:54,440 I think this is like North Hollywood perhaps that he is 97 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:59,640 roaming because it is so dead in in a way that only North 98 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:04,240 Hollywood would be in a certain time of night and he is just 99 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,440 walking the streets. I mean, he is, where was he 100 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,960 coming from? Where was he going? 101 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:13,400 Who was he with? Because he seems very together 102 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,280 in a way, but in a way that almost you would think that he 103 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:24,880 is doing this on purpose, but he is walking alone, almost nearly 104 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:28,080 naked at 4:00 AM down the street by himself. 105 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,760 And this is a stranger who is filming him. 106 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,400 And the stranger actually got great shots and including, like, 107 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:40,160 the reflection of little Nazix in the car's rearview mirror, 108 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,320 like walking down the street. Little Nazix is just walking 109 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,600 down the street, living his life. 110 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,200 What caused little Nazix to do this? 111 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,000 Where was he? Who was with him? 112 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,760 And what caused him to run out the door and begin a trek? 113 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:03,120 Now the neighborhood he's walking through, it isn't not a 114 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,760 fancy neighborhood, but it's not a not a ghetto we neighborhood 115 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,320 either. It's just like, but it's very 116 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:12,040 like normie strip. I believe in North Hollywood, if 117 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,680 I'm correct about where this is. But where is little Nas X 118 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:22,160 staying that this is near enough for him to go walking down the 119 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:22,880 street? Is it? 120 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,560 It's so bizarre. And he's just like, make sure 121 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,120 you're coming to the party. Hey, girl. 122 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:35,799 And he's like cheesecaking, strutting, voguing, doing moves 123 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,520 and continuing to talk to this person in a relatively friendly 124 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:45,720 manner. But girl, what leads one to be 125 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,440 out on the street in their underwear and cow gal boots 126 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,600 serving for an audience of one at 4:00 in the morning? 127 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:59,680 But Drogas, we must assume it is the Drogas. 128 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:05,680 But what drogas is it? Is this a because he doesn't 129 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:10,920 seem like he's like on I don't really. 130 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,960 I've only taken acid like once. I don't think I know really, but 131 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,720 it it didn't really work. So is it this is it? 132 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,720 Tell me acid heads. Is this an acid type feeling or 133 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,640 is he on mushrooms? I feel like that might be more 134 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,920 mystical. He seems quite together. 135 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:32,960 Is this? I hope not, but does does kind 136 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:41,120 of seem like oh little Nas XI Always thought you had it so 137 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,720 together sweetie. I mean, honestly, if this is 138 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,640 your messiest, it's almost not that embarrassing because you 139 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:53,240 look great. You are still being cute and 140 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,960 glamorous even in the middle of the street like you could have 141 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,720 been. He could be just punking us. 142 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:04,240 And this is a new music video. Shoot for a song called Party 143 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,800 tomorrow night. I hope that's the case. 144 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,000 But hospitalized for a possible OD of what? 145 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,200 I'm trying to think what you OD on that you don't like go, you 146 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:23,440 know what I mean? I guess like you do a lot of 147 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,440 meth, you get into like a state of mania, which maybe this is 148 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,440 like a very glamorous state of mania or he doesn't seem like 149 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,200 it's like ecstasy where he's like Oh my God, whoa. 150 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:43,880 I'm I'm baffled by this now. There was a comment that I wish 151 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,080 it was from him. It said at least my panties was 152 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,800 clean and fresh. Y'all could laugh. 153 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,520 All y'all want my daughter? Coochie clean? 154 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,160 Is that Azalea Banks Who wrote this? 155 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,080 I think this is what this is. Azalea Banks. 156 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,280 Oh my God how did I not miss this? 157 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,080 This is a repost from Azalea Banks because sometimes I 158 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,360 thought it was in Azalea Banks fan account but it's actually I 159 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,640 forgot that Azalea banks is named Azalea banks forever. 160 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,600 That is her account and the description says this is a his 161 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,320 Domino's Pizza moment like mother like son. 162 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,200 And then she says at least my bitch panties clean and fresh. 163 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,240 Y'all could laugh all y'all want my daughter coochie clean. 164 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,640 And if you remember famously, Azalea Banks had started to come 165 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,920 for little Nas X and then he kind of made a comeback and like 166 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:37,720 Cleared Hall being like, look, I've had more success in like 1 167 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,440 album than you had in your entire career because you're 168 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,160 problematic, blah blah blah. And they went back and forth on 169 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,640 Instagram story insults for a while. 170 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:49,560 But I guess this is Azealia Banks imagining this is her come 171 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:58,560 up on him, shady ass. Oh, oh, little Nas XI really 172 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,480 thought you had it together, sweetie. 173 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,840 Oh my gosh. Well, let's all say a prayer for 174 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,080 little Nasak, sweetie. I mean, because look, it ain't 175 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,120 easy. The heavy is the head that wears 176 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,440 the crown. He's one of the biggest gay 177 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,680 stars in the world. That ain't easy. 178 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,720 Every remember, everybody got mad at him for doing too much 179 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,320 with the doing too much in general with the Jesus stuff. 180 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,680 And then he kind of think he had a whole album that he had to 181 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,560 scrap and then he was trying to come back. 182 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,200 But it hasn't been a it's been a little bit of a bumpy Rd. 183 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,280 So who knows? Well, we want the best for our 184 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,640 little Noz X. We love our gay stars and may he 185 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,400 have a speedy recovery. But in the meantime, it could be 186 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,600 worse, like Azealia Banks said. At least my daughter Coogie 187 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,520 Glee. His underwear is just beautiful 188 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,520 and spotless. You know, it would be different 189 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,800 if he was walking down the street stumbling in a pair of 190 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,800 like, dirty, disgusting panties and like with his pants around 191 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,400 his ankles, like looking out of it. 192 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,240 He's not. He's like walking the runway in 193 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,680 spotless white cow gal boots and white briefs with his body 194 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:10,880 snatched serving, which is why it's so bizarre. 195 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,040 Well, little nose acts, we want the best for you. 196 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,280 But in other exciting news that I found from Instagram reels, 197 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:28,840 Britney dancing at a bar, spinning at a bar, twirling at a 198 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,400 bar. And then she also filmed. 199 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,800 Someone is filming her from far away. 200 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,040 And then she's with, as you can see, her security, big security 201 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,480 guards are there. I guess they're filming the 202 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,760 video for her and they're trying to calm her down and she's just 203 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,440 there, hot cha cha cha cha cha. And then they cut in in this 204 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:52,680 clip, I guess, what she posted, which is her, like, really? 205 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:58,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Breaking it down at the bar. 206 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,320 We're breaking it down at the bar. 207 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,560 And she is really doing a hot cha cha. 208 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,240 I mean, hot cha cha, cha cha cha. 209 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:11,040 Look, there's been, I thought, positive moves in the Britney 210 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,120 space. And then I read the reaction of 211 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,600 the fans and they were saying it was negative. 212 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:26,840 Britney, whatever, it updates because I saw this clip. 213 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:33,000 Okay, this clip of her singing. There's a couple clips of her 214 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,320 singing. Wait, I want to get to the one 215 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,680 that is. Hopefully it's not gone. 216 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,480 That's the problem. When you go look for a Britney 217 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,960 clip, you never know if you're going to find it or she's going 218 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,520 to have deleted the caption or what. 219 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,880 But she had two clips earlier this week where she did quite a 220 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:55,240 bit of singing. They better still be there. 221 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:26,840 Goes wrong. That was the most gibberish 222 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,800 thing that I have ever heard in my life. 223 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:41,320 Like what the fuck? Well he don't know now. 224 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,840 Upon multiple listens now, she did delete another clip where 225 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:52,240 she was doing a lot of Britney esque singing like well, well, 226 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,240 well, and it made me think like this bitch still sounds exactly 227 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,600 like herself. She was giving us like a little 228 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:03,400 belting off key, then then a little bit of like, you know, 229 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,560 the thing that she does. Oh, is this her? 230 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,480 That's just her singing to Janet. 231 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,480 I was hoping I would I would find that clip because it it 232 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:21,080 actually these clips made me think, wow, look, she's in kind 233 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,160 of strong voice. Maybe she wants to sing again 234 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:31,120 because though of course we heard No, no, no, no, no. 235 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,040 That wasn't bad. It wasn't until she got to the 236 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:37,480 other part where she's like that she goes off a little bit. 237 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,000 But we know that our star has always gone off a little bit 238 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,120 when things go up high. But she can always pull it off 239 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:51,200 once in the studio. OK, let's try to translate. 240 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:59,680 No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't have to say because we both know 241 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,880 what I'm about to go know very well. 242 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:11,680 He knows I've been faithful. Idiot. 243 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:16,200 She is literally speaking in Britney gibberish, but she is 244 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,280 doing the classics. Britney accent, Britney British 245 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,119 accent too. Well, yeah, maybe she is singing 246 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:28,319 as a commentary on Kevin Federline's audio book. 247 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:32,000 OK, this is how classy Kevin Federline is. 248 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,240 He's he's teamed up with a company called like Listenables 249 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:41,800 or something and it's their first, their first venture. 250 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,520 And Kevin's audiobook. You thought you knew or 251 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,720 something like that is going to be the first one. 252 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,720 And let me tell you, I do want to listen to it. 253 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,120 Of course. You gave you fucking Johnny 254 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,920 McGovern. Britney baby, I haven't seen you 255 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,280 in months, but I was just watching you. 256 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,200 You were singing that song. Damp, damp, damp day. 257 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,160 That's my new sound. No, no, no, no, no. 258 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:19,480 I love that. What are you saying? 259 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,840 Can you understand? Back in English? 260 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:33,440 I'm saying and then I say those aren't words. 261 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:39,520 Yes, they are, you stupid idiot. I bought my son a car because 262 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,640 he's going to love Mommy, because Mommy's going to help 263 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,960 him get a record deal. Because Mommy doesn't have to 264 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,080 pay child support no more. So they want the sugar from 265 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,960 Mommy. They're going to have to do some 266 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,640 dancing for Mommy. Dance for Mommy. 267 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,560 All right, well, we're happy to see you in any touch with your 268 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,640 kids. We want that. 269 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,160 We want. We want what's best for you. 270 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,840 And we'd like to see you do your own. 271 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,040 We'd like you to start recording again. 272 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,400 Maybe just get with danger, you know what I mean? 273 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,960 Just go back to the Blackout crew. 274 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,240 Just work with one person and have them really slay it. 275 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,880 And you just do what you want and then put out, drop an album 276 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,560 at, you know, 3 in the morning, gag the world, and then don't 277 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,920 promote it at all. We'll do the rest. 278 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:33,680 We will do the rest, sweetie, don't you worry, OK fucker, 279 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:38,200 maybe I will. There was a post, well we can't 280 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,200 believe the post and it was like the rumors are Britney is 281 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,200 performing a medley of hits the VM as and even the person who 282 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,000 posted it which was a Britney fan account was like we know 283 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,440 this is bullshit lies 'cause that's just not happening. 284 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:59,920 I wish it was. Wait, there's more information 285 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,480 breaking as we speak on little Nas X? 286 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:10,440 Damn. OK, so little Nas X was arrested 287 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:15,160 for battery after late night incident, Police reveal new 288 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:19,080 details This is not just Jared. More details emerging about 289 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,200 Little Nas X late night incident And now they've learned that he 290 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,160 was arrested on a battery charge. 291 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,360 The rapper was taken into custody after he was found 292 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,400 walking down Ventura Blvd. I was right. 293 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:36,920 Studio City yes wearing just his underwear and cowboy boots my 294 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,920 daughter Coochie clean. The incident happened around 295 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,840 4:00 AM early Thursday morning and I I did hear other reports 296 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,560 that people like you know called it in and it was only one person 297 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,880 that stopped and filmed them. He was transported to the 298 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,160 hospital for treatment as authorities suspected a possible 299 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,000 overdose. Now we know that he was also 300 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,280 placed under arrest upon arrival, the suspect charged at 301 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,080 officers. Oh come on. 302 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:06,480 And was taken into custody. That come on, that's stupid. 303 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,320 That's not battery. That makes it I thought made it 304 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,000 sound like arrested for battery makes it sound like he was 305 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,600 beating his boyfriend up and then went on a Bender in his 306 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:21,040 underwear like he's like Turner. But no, he he was trying to 307 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,400 probably didn't want to get to get arrested so he was fighting 308 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,200 with the cops. Who can blame him? 309 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,240 We're pro little Nas X in this household until we find out 310 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,200 otherwise. He's now in jail in Van Nuys, 311 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,400 not in the valley. Probably for the best of valley. 312 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:41,120 Jail is probably better than LA jail a little less. 313 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:46,800 Ex was hospitalized like 6 months ago for like having 314 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,400 Bell's palsy where he lost like control of one side of his face. 315 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,720 Wow. I mean, this is truly breaking 316 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:03,400 news as it's as it's happening. Well, Lil Nas X, you know what? 317 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,760 I'll, I, I want to hear the details of how this breaks down. 318 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:12,040 OK, before I make any judgements about our precious Prince Lil 319 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:19,040 Nas X has everybody seen? OK, maybe everybody has. 320 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,760 I've certainly been getting tons of people sending me this clip. 321 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:30,840 And then it's a clip of, have you guys seen the clip of me and 322 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:39,280 Kimya Dawson from MTV News like 20 years ago or so that's been 323 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,000 making the rounds on Instagram and TikTok again, this clip 324 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,560 actually comes around every couple of years. 325 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,280 And there's a flurry of people being like, Oh my God, that's 326 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,560 you as a young baby. And this and of course, Kimya 327 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:57,840 Dawson of the Moldy Peaches and many other solo endeavors. 328 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,320 A lovely person who I knew back in the day when we were both 329 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,440 hanging out in the surf reality alternative comedy scene in the 330 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,080 Lower East Side. And she's, of course, become an 331 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,480 icon in her own right with the moldy Peaches, the Juno 332 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,760 soundtrack and all of her solo work. 333 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,680 And she has a kid who's the kids not grown up. 334 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,640 She's a lovely person. She was the host of this new MTV 335 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:25,400 News segment where she went to Webster Hall to see what Electro 336 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,680 Clash was all about. And that was the Electro revival 337 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,920 spearheaded by Larry T, who gets very little FaceTime or credit 338 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,400 in this clip for bringing this to light. 339 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,080 But he's in it a little bit. And Larry T at that time was 340 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:45,840 playing my song Soccer practice in all of the hottest clubs. 341 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,880 He did a club called Berliniansburg. 342 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,800 He had an Electro Clash festival. 343 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,720 And he was the one responsible for really popping it off. 344 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,080 He brought in Fisher Spooner Peaches. 345 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,960 There was, it became a whole scene, though he wasn't the only 346 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,240 one doing it, but he really brought it together and gave it 347 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:06,720 a name, Electro Clash. And this was MTV investigating 348 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,480 what that is. And I remember I was there. 349 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,640 I think I had performed soccer practice that night at Webster 350 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,120 Hall. I'm not sure. 351 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,760 Or maybe I felt bitter that I didn't do it. 352 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,040 But either way, I showed up fresh faith, thin as fuck, 353 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,840 gorgeous and a gay pimp T-shirt. And of course, the MTV cameras 354 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,520 caught me because at that time soccer practice was playing on 355 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,000 MTV Europe and Asia, and it was an international devo. 356 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,160 And so they took some time to film me. 357 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,800 And there's like fun footage of me look, being a goofy cutie and 358 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:43,160 dancing with Kimya and then just other people getting interviewed 359 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,720 about Electro clash. I do remember that night. 360 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,280 I remember the whole thing. And it is a delight to see it. 361 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,520 Check it out on Instagram. It's everywhere. 362 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,960 It's I think it's like, I can't remember what the, the name of 363 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,640 the account that did it, but yeah, look, if you see it, 364 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,640 you'll know. You see me and you say is that 365 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,600 John is a little guy. Oh yeah, it is baby. 366 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,680 But I was still a daddy back then, if you know what I mean. 367 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,960 Yeah, that's right. Fuck yeah. 368 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,160 How you doing? Not well, bitch. 369 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:21,480 Not well bitch. Wendy update very important. 370 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,640 So Wendy, you remember last we talked, Wendy was really hitting 371 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,840 it. And look, if you want my full in 372 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,800 depth Wendy coverage of everything, Wendy, that happens 373 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,760 all the time, I'm always updating over on the Patreon. 374 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,760 That's where you'll really get the deep dives. 375 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,640 But look, Wendy's been trying to get free from this 376 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,720 conservatorship. I can't believe we have another 377 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,960 beloved star still suffering conservatorship, but we do. 378 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,400 Sabrina Morrissey is her guardian, and Wendy Williams is 379 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,360 still stuck in the damn memory ward of that high class nursing 380 00:25:55,360 --> 00:26:00,000 home in Midtown Manhattan. She seems to be, you know, 381 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,680 getting out more often. She's not only just stuck 382 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,920 putting her hand up against the window, waving at fans and 383 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,800 talking to The Breakfast Club on the phone. 384 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,640 Seems like she's able to get in and out and go to dinner and 385 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,320 stuff now. And now a while back, Wendy 386 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,440 called the ambulance on herself and was taken to the hospital 387 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:24,920 where she then put in for a whole round of tests to show 388 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,800 that she was mentally competent. Now, that was the last we heard 389 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:33,280 that she had gotten the lawyer and he was considering suing to 390 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,360 end it. We know that Kevin Williams, her 391 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:40,960 ex-husband, has also sued on Wendy's behalf, but without 392 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,120 Wendy's knowledge to get Sabrina Morrissey out, Serena 393 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,200 Morrissey's trying to get the court to let let her hold where 394 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,920 she's at. But in the meantime, during all 395 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:57,040 of this, a report leaked that Wendy was tested again and that 396 00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:03,040 all of the tests came back, that she did have dementia and 397 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:09,960 aphasia, and that was a leak. Now, Wendy's lawyers hit back 398 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,760 saying, first of all, that's a lie. 399 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,200 We had our own tests. And we don't believe Wendy has 400 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,560 these problems and we're going to prove it. 401 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,120 And we actually want to know who leaked these tests. 402 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,520 And her lawyer, which is like Joe, Joe Tapitico, who's the 403 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:30,040 same person that defended A$AP Rocky from which I believe was 404 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,280 like a shooting charge, some kind of charge. 405 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,000 Anyway, he got A$AP Rocky off and we're hoping he can get 406 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,160 Wendy off too. We wouldn't want A$AP Rocky to 407 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,200 go to jail when he has so many different Birkin bags to carry 408 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,880 and fashion serves to serve. And we need Wendy to be free. 409 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,640 But in the meantime, Joe Tabatico said, I'm going to 410 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,680 investigate and I want to know the Doctor Who Underoath cross 411 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:03,960 examined by me will come through and tell me that that isn't fall 412 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,880 of lies. He's a very yo what I'm talking 413 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:12,120 I'm walking here type of guy. And he and Wendy were outside 414 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,040 Wendy's old nursing home and they did say, you know, and she 415 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,320 said this kind of thing before. So we have to take it with a 416 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,320 grain of salt. Said, well, actually also we've 417 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,520 been talking to people, should we say? 418 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,800 And he's like, not yet. Wendy. 419 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,400 It's like, well, Needless to say, there are things in the 420 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:34,640 works now. Could that mean podcast podcast. 421 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,200 Remember when Wendy was real out of it? 422 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:40,400 She was like, I'm going to do podcast and I thought whenever I 423 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,840 hear the word podcast, I think of Wendy going podcast where she 424 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,200 doesn't know what podcast is. Oh God, you know, look and 425 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:53,600 personally, does Wendy seem slightly off from where she was 426 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,320 when she was really on top of her game? 427 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,520 Yes. But does she seem like someone 428 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,200 who needs full control? How many times can we say it? 429 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,720 No, no one Kanye out there living free, doing weird shit 430 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,600 and acting crazy. No one's Conservatory him just 431 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,760 if because if Wendy's son wants to ruin her life and spend all 432 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,600 her money on his Uber Eats and Chrome Hearts, she seems to want 433 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,280 him to be able to do that. So that's her problem, you guys, 434 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,560 Sabrina Morrissey, it's not right and it's not fair. 435 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,760 It's not right, it's not fair. That's from a classic. 436 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,080 Wendy Williams Live, and she was talking to Wells Fargo. 437 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,280 And Sabrina Morrissey, it's not right, it's not fair. 438 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,520 I need my money. And she does. 439 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,840 Justin Bieber came out with a new album. 440 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,040 You can hear me and Adam Joseph go deep into the critique of 441 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,640 swag. I won't tell you what I think. 442 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,600 Whatever, you can go. So I think I thought it was a 443 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,800 little boring. I did like some of the songs, 444 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,720 including You Come Baby, When You Come. 445 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,480 It's grown on me. But what's really grown on me is 446 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,520 the footage of Justin at his release party, shirtlessly 447 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:15,800 hugging a handsome black guy in a very intimate manner. 448 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,160 And just, they're at the, he has his arm around them and the 449 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,560 other guy's holding his hand and they're hugging. 450 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,720 He's really smiling, just sort of in a way that he did when 451 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,720 remember when he gave a kiss and a hug to Jaden James? 452 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,160 And then there's a part where, like the people say this is from 453 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,200 his listening party. And then you kind of the camera 454 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,960 dips up and it seems like Justin's going in for a kiss 455 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,400 with this man. But we know that's not what it 456 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:51,880 really is. But it does look gay. 457 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,560 It looks gay. Is it gay? 458 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,400 We'd probably not. But does it look gay? 459 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,920 Yes. Is Justin a sensitive guy who 460 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,160 has huggy relationships with his male friends? 461 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,320 Totally fine. We respect that. 462 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,440 We love it, even. He did shoot a video with his 463 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,440 baby and his wife for UConn. That's just them on a vacation 464 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,040 on a yacht. And what a great way to pay for 465 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,680 a vacation on a yacht, honestly, is to make it a video shoot and 466 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,720 be like, yeah, I want to go to the Mediterranean on a giant 467 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,720 yacht. And let's charge that to the 468 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,600 record company, sweetie, OK, Because we're going to shoot a 469 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:37,080 video and the budget is 250,000. That's actually a cheap video 470 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,920 for the, I mean, like, really? You get the video? 471 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,800 He goes on like water skis, kisses the baby's foot. 472 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,280 Oh, what's her name, Gets out of the water. 473 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:54,080 You know, they probably have a nice paid for vacation way to 474 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,720 go. They deserve it, you know what I 475 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,200 mean? He's been through a lot. 476 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:03,640 I hope Justin's just smoking weed, fucking his male friends 477 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:14,720 on the side, and yeah, doing hazing rituals with Shawn Mendes 478 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,600 or whatever. Delightful. 479 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:34,010 Have you guys ever heard of Rufus du Sol? 480 00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:37,280 OK. I have never heard of it, but 481 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,800 it's a like a group of like nerdy kind of like what yacht 482 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,800 rock? Is that what you would consider 483 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,400 it kind of like, I don't know. It's just like white people rock 484 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,920 and they seem like kind of nerdy nice guys. 485 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,360 And the first time I saw of it was heard of it was recently 486 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,880 because some faggot had made a TikTok that was like, if you 487 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,320 want to know where all the handsome men in our LA are, 488 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,360 they're at the Rufus to Soul concert. 489 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,720 And it was like or like with when you want to know my type, 490 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,800 it's all the men at the Rufus to Soul concert. 491 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,200 It was a very handsome man with great bodies and unbuttoned 492 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:16,400 shirts and rope necklaces and crystals and short shorts and 493 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,840 socks with loafers looking handsome of many varieties. 494 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:28,440 And then that same night I saw another TikTok which was of that 495 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,600 same concert which was the Hollywood Bowl. 496 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,520 And it's one of those same handsome men in a flowy 497 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:40,160 unbuttoned shirt beating the shit out of some man or woman in 498 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,160 the damn bleachers, supposedly over a slightly spilled drink. 499 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,720 And the chick gets wild. The girls are yelling at him to 500 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:58,560 stop him. He's trying to ##### going back 501 00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,080 in. He's trying. 502 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,920 I'm going to fuck you up. It's one of those same handsome 503 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,040 men. You know the thing? 504 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:09,639 The moral of the story is you can't trust straight people. 505 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,800 They're doing weird and freaky stuff. 506 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:21,239 Do not trust straight people. They're probably trying to get 507 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,320 you pregnant. Do not trust straight people and 508 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,239 their sneaky children. Do not trust straight men and 509 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:34,600 their flowy unbuttoned shirts doing a gay look from 8 years 510 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,199 ago. We're done with it. 511 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:41,560 Don't trust the straight people who pick up the gay looks and 512 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:47,040 make them straight. Do not trust them. 513 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:56,480 They cannot be trusted. Let that be a lesson. 514 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:04,760 Tom Cruise is supposedly engaged to Anna de Armas. 515 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:10,520 Are you kidding me, Tom Cruise? Now I talked about this in on 516 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:16,840 the Patreon in a little episode that I titled Tom Cruise is now 517 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,000 a tough lesbian named Sandy from Palm Springs. 518 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:30,000 Tom Cruise has his style is currently handsome Butch woman 519 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,080 lesbian woman who lives in Palm Springs with an active 520 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,960 lifestyle. Her name is Joanne. 521 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,320 She has a younger wife. They live in a lovely mansion in 522 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,440 Palm Springs and do a lot of hiking and they have an open 523 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:51,040 relationship because Joanne loves eating other young pussies 524 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,720 cuz she's an active woman. She was married to a man till 525 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:57,000 she was 435. Then she came out, chopped her 526 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:03,760 hair, got a deep tan, moved to Palm Springs and now she keeps 527 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,160 her nails real short if you know what I mean. 528 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,320 That's the look that Tom Cruise is currently giving, in my 529 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:17,120 opinion. She's playing like, you know, 530 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,280 the Jane Lynch role in the Glee community theater musical. 531 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:28,880 Tom, 63, and Anna, 37, engaged romantic proposal in Vermont 532 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:37,120 hideaway bulletproof marriage contract $500 million prenup His 533 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,000 shocking promise 13 years after the Katy divorce. 534 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,160 What is his shocking promise? I'd like to know what is his 535 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:52,240 shocking promise? The shocking thing is, they are 536 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,240 definitely not are. I don't think they're engaged. 537 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:58,520 We would have heard about that. And is I? 538 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,680 I don't know. I keep hearing Anna de Armas's 539 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,880 name, but I don't know who the fuck who is she? 540 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,960 Who is she? What does she do? 541 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:12,200 She's an actress, but from what? And from where, I don't know. 542 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,880 Yep, him and Sandy the lesbian from Palm Springs just walking 543 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,080 down the street. She's such a lesbo. 544 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,160 Skinny jeans, white sneakers. She should be hanging out with 545 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,960 Ellen DeGeneres. Wherever the fuck Ellen 546 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:28,280 DeGeneres move to, that's what they should be doing. 547 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:13,900 Oh, another Wendy thing that I totally forgot about. 548 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:16,580 Wendy is claiming she's being given mystery pills. 549 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:18,260 Let's hear what Wendy has to say about that. 550 00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:23,720 Oh that's a roller coaster. Why am I getting a roller 551 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,880 coaster TikTok? Though I do want to watch this. 552 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,240 Oblivion the Black Hole roller coaster in Italy has an almost 553 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,400 vertical drop and is a favorite for thrill seekers. 554 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:37,240 You can tell that my fucking algorithm has Bigfoot roller 555 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:41,280 coasters, Hermes purses. Wow, this roller coaster, the 556 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,920 oblivion the black hole roller coaster in Italy is very scary. 557 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,880 That's not what I was looking for everyone. 558 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,760 I was looking for Wendy. Why do they keep doing that? 559 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,520 What Instagram? Use your own thing. 560 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,480 Hashtag free. Wendy, get it together. 561 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,040 Here it is. Get these. 562 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,960 Strange pills and I just want to tell you, and I've said I get 563 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:07,880 privately, but there are only two that I know that I take that 564 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,720 I've had all of my life practically the other 6 the way 565 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,360 period. I don't know what these pills 566 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,720 are and I don't care. I went out to CVS and I bought 567 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,120 my own multivitamins. So I have multivitamins and I 568 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,920 have these two pills and one is thyroid and one is Linzess. 569 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,040 You shut up. Don't make a big deal over 570 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,320 Linzess. Shut up. 571 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,880 OK. All right. 572 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,000 I mean, that doesn't seem healthy that she's throwing away 573 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,240 whatever the pills are, but I guess if you're in the home or 574 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:48,440 whatever. And you don't know what you're 575 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,600 giving you, and you don't trust these doctors. 576 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,320 Then throw them away. Wendy, you know what's 577 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,920 interesting? There was an article on who the 578 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:03,600 man who I always assumed was a deeply closeted homosexual, Sean 579 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:09,080 Williams Scott, AKA Stifler from American Pie. 580 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,320 And there's an article where the headline is Sean William Scott's 581 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,680 staggering 6 figure monthly income revealed and it says he 582 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,120 takes home about 110,000 per month because he's. 583 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:27,320 And all of that is because he is in a custody and child support 584 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,920 battle over his daughter. Not with his gay lover. 585 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,400 With a woman. Supposedly. 586 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,680 Sean William Scott doesn't suck Dicks and eat assholes, but he 587 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:44,640 does earn about 45 thousand a month in royalty payments. 588 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,560 Baby, that's being in some hits. If that's the case, I guess that 589 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,160 American Pie money is still good. 590 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,800 He's been in other big hits I guess, hasn't he? 591 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,840 I don't know. And then 31,000 in dividends, 592 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,360 interest payments. So he has a big nut of savings 593 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,800 and then 158,000 cash and checking savings. 594 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,840 So while that sounds like a lot for us poorest to the riches, 595 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,800 that's actually pretty poor. So this is not only a blow to 596 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,400 all of us, making us think that maybe he is not a homosexual, 597 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,480 which is what we always assumed he was, but he's just a normal 598 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:24,040 dumb straight guy who only makes 110,000 a month. 599 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:30,400 You know, they're only fans, girls that are make more than 600 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,320 that per month. So, you know, while I would love 601 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,120 to make that, I would retire if I made that per month and just 602 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,720 never do anything again. Move to Vancouver Island, 603 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,480 sweetie, with a bunch of my young lovers. 604 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:47,600 Oh that'd be fabulous. And last but not least, I've 605 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:55,120 been waiting for a while to finally get some info on all of 606 00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:02,080 the different designers that made costumes for Beyoncé on the 607 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:08,600 Cowboy Carter tour. And normally I knew some faggot 608 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,840 would have the information and give me a video with the 609 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:17,080 countdown of everything but. And that person was forever DC 610 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,880 reposted by Tina Knowles herself. 611 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,280 So Beyoncé had outfits made by Burberry. 612 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,840 D ^2 did a lot of the stuff that the belt, the belts at the top. 613 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,800 Loeve did a whole bunch of fringe western looks for her. 614 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,200 There is some glamorous sparkly, the long sparkly denim coats 615 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:42,080 that was Telfar. Roberto Cavalli did another 616 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:47,480 sparkly patchwork denim fringe bodysuit. 617 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,480 Got Beyoncé's hair so good in this entire tour. 618 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,040 I mean, I'd say she out Carrie Bradshaw. 619 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,800 Carrie Bradshaw? The loweve Plaid shirt with big 620 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:02,840 belt and open skirt. Gorgeous Gucci pantsuit in gold 621 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,040 with fringe. I mean they're almost all sort 622 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,440 of the same item, but they're all, you know, it's all western 623 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,960 wear. The Schiaparelli multi rodeo 624 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:17,440 belt and corset, the mosquino red lace detail body suit. 625 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,360 I mean there are a lot of bodies. 626 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:23,560 Versace old timey gown that came into a body suit. 627 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:30,760 Moogler fringe, fur bikini, atro fur coat and corset and high 628 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,120 boots with the raccoon tail on the back off. 629 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,440 White red cap, red bodysuit and long coats. 630 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,800 Lindsay James. I don't know who she is but 631 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:49,040 lucky her to be in this company. Gold bodysuit with fringe and 632 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:55,520 then the Asian provocateur bodysuit that's kind of like the 633 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,400 Balenciaga body suits where it's naked in quotes. 634 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,360 All the flesh is fabric and it looks like you're wearing a 635 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,600 tiny, tiny bikini, but you're really fully covered. 636 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,840 Love it. Love love, love it. 637 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:18,920 I really look forward to seeing what I got distracted by. 638 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,840 Was trying to say something about Beyoncé and I got 639 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:28,280 distracted by a whole other Instagram post on Azalea Bank 640 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,280 speaks on Little Nas X and what is it? 641 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,760 At least my daughter Coochie clean. 642 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,760 We know that already, sweetie, we know that already. 643 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,960 Oh God, Little Nas X is like jail, like arrest report is up. 644 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:51,520 No new information. No new information girls, no new 645 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,760 information. All right everybody. 646 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:59,000 Well honey, I hope you enjoyed yourself today. 647 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,880 I will be back in one month for more gay as fuck but if you want 648 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,360 morph with me every week you know where to go. 649 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,680 Baby. Go to patreon.com/gayest of all 650 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,640 time. It's where me and my homies are 651 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,480 having so much fun talking about all the gayest shit we can 652 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,280 fucking see. Watch along. 653 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,480 Sturdy gay stuff. Sex stories, fashion, shopping, 654 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:26,040 intrigue and all the rest. So join me over there for lots 655 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:32,280 of gay fun and I'll see you on the next episode of Gay As Fuck. 656 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:36,640 Bye Baby. Rush week is my crush week. 657 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,440 Rush week is my crush week. Rush week is my crush week. 658 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,520 I'm ready to get. Hey, it's a competition for the 659 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,960 dollars. Got to work. 660 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,040 The fellas make him holla. He's not here to make friends, 661 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,720 here to win. Make him money with a little 662 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,600 sin. Are you his daddy? 663 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,960 Are you his son? He's all about the Benjamins. 664 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,320 Professional. He's a pro. 665 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,680 Just tell him where you want him to go. 666 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:17,160 He can drop Bill. The. 667 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:46,240 Rush week is my crush week. Rush week is my crush week. 668 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,360 Rush week is my crush week. I'm ready to get. 669 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,240 Looking so high in the sunshine. Take it all off. 670 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,880 Let it air dry, Scrub it good, make it rain. 671 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,600 It's a homo on the range. Gonna wax it in the back seat. 672 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,960 Rise so clean. Gotta call a taxi. 673 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,240 Take my money. Don't get what it caused that 674 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:14,720 the frat boy. The. 675 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,840 Rush week is my crush week. Rush week is my crush week. 676 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:54,320 Rush week is my crush week. I'm ready to get. 677 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,000 The little fly, I've got to be all fucking corn dogs. 678 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,680 Little body looks so nice. Give them all the dollars. 679 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,240 Don't make them ass wise and leave your wife. 680 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:32,160 It's all going down, all of us. Alpha Phi Alpha could never but 681 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,760 alpha sig.