It's a Kiki with John and Nick G gonna spill all that tea, all my
LGBTS you're. In love.
Cause Johnny McGovern is gay as fuck.
Well, hello everyone and welcome.
Back to. Gay as fuck.
I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He who is.
Well, yes. Hi.
Have you missed me? Have.
Where have I been? Sweetie?
I've been living. OK.
I know. I was told you I was going to do
this show monthly, but maybe life got in the way.
I went on a damn road trip across the country couple times
and then up into Canada to Vancouver Island.
Sweetie, I went all over Texas, ran into Mistress Isabel Brooke.
Sweetie went into all the the land of Luscious Massacre.
I was. At the mall with the.
Big boots honey with the run through creatures went to every
gay night life area of Texas honey San Antonio was killing it
went to New Orleans hung with Adam Joseph there went to the
nightlife into so into the crawfish boil honey went all the
way down to the danger zone. What's the danger zone?
Florida sweetie. All the way through Florida
Wilton Manors, crazy people at crazy things, sleeping on porn
sets, fucking boys in church parking lots, getting scammed in
Denver by weird guys on Grinder. Went all the way down to Key
West, then all the way up to Chicago.
For what? Well, looks like we were there
right on time for International Mr. Leather.
OK, did we go to a club with a crazy backroom action and porn
stars walking around in tiny denim shorts?
Yes, we did. I mean, honey, there was
adventures. Went to Vancouver Island and who
did I bring on this? My little doggy, My little dog
Chacha came with me too. My homie Andrew, we had a blast.
And look, I may not have been giving you shows on this prime
time station, baby, but you know where I was giving all the
fucking details. And of course, that's a
patreon.com/gifts of all time. The entire road trip.
The details, the scandals, the juiciness, the parties, the wild
behavior, the non wild behavior, all of it is over on the Patreon
in detail. Plus we've been watching the
entire last season and just like that suffered through it.
Me and Eric Couture the finale this year and we've got a lot to
say. Plus I've been given all the hot
topics and all my personal business and sexy stories.
That's what you get over on the Patreon.
But in the meantime, I had to come back and give it to you,
OK? It's been a long time.
I shouldn't have left you without faggoty to listen to.
I've been doing that same line since about about 2008, and I've
never quite gotten the second line right.
But look, there's a lot of shit going down, all right?
And it begins with little Nas X running naked in the street.
What breaking news? Literally up-to-the-minute on
little Nas X walking naked in the street at 4:00 AM and then
getting arrested for. Battery.
Oh Lord, Wendy Williams is saying that they are lying on
her and that these new leaked reports of her having dementia
are a lie. Plus Britney is singing loud and
strong and the fans think her room is messy.
But Kevin Federline is also about to sing with a new tell
all audio book 'cause he's classy like that.
Plus way more faggoty bullshit. So let's get into it.
Get into it, into it, into it, into it.
Get into it. No, no, no.
Hey, I'm going to be late to the party tonight.
Where at? You know where it's at.
No, go ahead, babe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Go ahead, babe. No, no, no, no.
Didn't I tell you to put the phone down?
Uh oh. Somebody's going to have to pay
for that. Hey, boy, by coming to the
party, I am serving you. I am serving you, and you better
be at that party tonight. Oh.
Yes, you're my good side. Every side.
Yes. Cap towel.
Shawn Bacon told me that one. Yeah, B.
Yeah. Backy boy once you give it to
me, baby. Backy boy, it's going to be a
beautiful. Sunrise give.
Me that phone so I can throw it. I'm going to throw it far away
so you'll never see it again. I don't like phones.
Don't miss the party tonight. Why are you still here?
You need to be telling everybody about the party.
Girl. What's your problem?
Make it down. Make it down.
Make it down, girl girl. OK now this is quite wild.
So the title is the of this piece on TMZ who broke the
story. Little Nazex roams LA St. nearly
naked at 4:00 AM hospitalized for possible OD.
So as you just heard in the video Little Nazex who is
looking good. OK, body is snatched, a perfect
pair of white briefs and white cowboy boots or cow gal boots,
honey, and that's it. Walking.
I think this is like North Hollywood perhaps that he is
roaming because it is so dead in in a way that only North
Hollywood would be in a certain time of night and he is just
walking the streets. I mean, he is, where was he
coming from? Where was he going?
Who was he with? Because he seems very together
in a way, but in a way that almost you would think that he
is doing this on purpose, but he is walking alone, almost nearly
naked at 4:00 AM down the street by himself.
And this is a stranger who is filming him.
And the stranger actually got great shots and including, like,
the reflection of little Nazix in the car's rearview mirror,
like walking down the street. Little Nazix is just walking
down the street, living his life.
What caused little Nazix to do this?
Where was he? Who was with him?
And what caused him to run out the door and begin a trek?
Now the neighborhood he's walking through, it isn't not a
fancy neighborhood, but it's not a not a ghetto we neighborhood
either. It's just like, but it's very
like normie strip. I believe in North Hollywood, if
I'm correct about where this is. But where is little Nas X
staying that this is near enough for him to go walking down the
street? Is it?
It's so bizarre. And he's just like, make sure
you're coming to the party. Hey, girl.
And he's like cheesecaking, strutting, voguing, doing moves
and continuing to talk to this person in a relatively friendly
manner. But girl, what leads one to be
out on the street in their underwear and cow gal boots
serving for an audience of one at 4:00 in the morning?
But Drogas, we must assume it is the Drogas.
But what drogas is it? Is this a because he doesn't
seem like he's like on I don't really.
I've only taken acid like once. I don't think I know really, but
it it didn't really work. So is it this is it?
Tell me acid heads. Is this an acid type feeling or
is he on mushrooms? I feel like that might be more
mystical. He seems quite together.
Is this? I hope not, but does does kind
of seem like oh little Nas XI Always thought you had it so
together sweetie. I mean, honestly, if this is
your messiest, it's almost not that embarrassing because you
look great. You are still being cute and
glamorous even in the middle of the street like you could have
been. He could be just punking us.
And this is a new music video. Shoot for a song called Party
tomorrow night. I hope that's the case.
But hospitalized for a possible OD of what?
I'm trying to think what you OD on that you don't like go, you
know what I mean? I guess like you do a lot of
meth, you get into like a state of mania, which maybe this is
like a very glamorous state of mania or he doesn't seem like
it's like ecstasy where he's like Oh my God, whoa.
I'm I'm baffled by this now. There was a comment that I wish
it was from him. It said at least my panties was
clean and fresh. Y'all could laugh.
All y'all want my daughter? Coochie clean?
Is that Azalea Banks Who wrote this?
I think this is what this is. Azalea Banks.
Oh my God how did I not miss this?
This is a repost from Azalea Banks because sometimes I
thought it was in Azalea Banks fan account but it's actually I
forgot that Azalea banks is named Azalea banks forever.
That is her account and the description says this is a his
Domino's Pizza moment like mother like son.
And then she says at least my bitch panties clean and fresh.
Y'all could laugh all y'all want my daughter coochie clean.
And if you remember famously, Azalea Banks had started to come
for little Nas X and then he kind of made a comeback and like
Cleared Hall being like, look, I've had more success in like 1
album than you had in your entire career because you're
problematic, blah blah blah. And they went back and forth on
Instagram story insults for a while.
But I guess this is Azealia Banks imagining this is her come
up on him, shady ass. Oh, oh, little Nas XI really
thought you had it together, sweetie.
Oh my gosh. Well, let's all say a prayer for
little Nasak, sweetie. I mean, because look, it ain't
easy. The heavy is the head that wears
the crown. He's one of the biggest gay
stars in the world. That ain't easy.
Every remember, everybody got mad at him for doing too much
with the doing too much in general with the Jesus stuff.
And then he kind of think he had a whole album that he had to
scrap and then he was trying to come back.
But it hasn't been a it's been a little bit of a bumpy Rd.
So who knows? Well, we want the best for our
little Noz X. We love our gay stars and may he
have a speedy recovery. But in the meantime, it could be
worse, like Azealia Banks said. At least my daughter Coogie
Glee. His underwear is just beautiful
and spotless. You know, it would be different
if he was walking down the street stumbling in a pair of
like, dirty, disgusting panties and like with his pants around
his ankles, like looking out of it.
He's not. He's like walking the runway in
spotless white cow gal boots and white briefs with his body
snatched serving, which is why it's so bizarre.
Well, little nose acts, we want the best for you.
But in other exciting news that I found from Instagram reels,
Britney dancing at a bar, spinning at a bar, twirling at a
bar. And then she also filmed.
Someone is filming her from far away.
And then she's with, as you can see, her security, big security
guards are there. I guess they're filming the
video for her and they're trying to calm her down and she's just
there, hot cha cha cha cha cha. And then they cut in in this
clip, I guess, what she posted, which is her, like, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Breaking it down at the bar.
We're breaking it down at the bar.
And she is really doing a hot cha cha.
I mean, hot cha cha, cha cha cha.
Look, there's been, I thought, positive moves in the Britney
space. And then I read the reaction of
the fans and they were saying it was negative.
Britney, whatever, it updates because I saw this clip.
Okay, this clip of her singing. There's a couple clips of her
singing. Wait, I want to get to the one
that is. Hopefully it's not gone.
That's the problem. When you go look for a Britney
clip, you never know if you're going to find it or she's going
to have deleted the caption or what.
But she had two clips earlier this week where she did quite a
bit of singing. They better still be there.
Goes wrong. That was the most gibberish
thing that I have ever heard in my life.
Like what the fuck? Well he don't know now.
Upon multiple listens now, she did delete another clip where
she was doing a lot of Britney esque singing like well, well,
well, and it made me think like this bitch still sounds exactly
like herself. She was giving us like a little
belting off key, then then a little bit of like, you know,
the thing that she does. Oh, is this her?
That's just her singing to Janet.
I was hoping I would I would find that clip because it it
actually these clips made me think, wow, look, she's in kind
of strong voice. Maybe she wants to sing again
because though of course we heard No, no, no, no, no.
That wasn't bad. It wasn't until she got to the
other part where she's like that she goes off a little bit.
But we know that our star has always gone off a little bit
when things go up high. But she can always pull it off
once in the studio. OK, let's try to translate.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't have to say because we both know
what I'm about to go know very well.
He knows I've been faithful. Idiot.
She is literally speaking in Britney gibberish, but she is
doing the classics. Britney accent, Britney British
accent too. Well, yeah, maybe she is singing
as a commentary on Kevin Federline's audio book.
OK, this is how classy Kevin Federline is.
He's he's teamed up with a company called like Listenables
or something and it's their first, their first venture.
And Kevin's audiobook. You thought you knew or
something like that is going to be the first one.
And let me tell you, I do want to listen to it.
Of course. You gave you fucking Johnny
McGovern. Britney baby, I haven't seen you
in months, but I was just watching you.
You were singing that song. Damp, damp, damp day.
That's my new sound. No, no, no, no, no.
I love that. What are you saying?
Can you understand? Back in English?
I'm saying and then I say those aren't words.
Yes, they are, you stupid idiot. I bought my son a car because
he's going to love Mommy, because Mommy's going to help
him get a record deal. Because Mommy doesn't have to
pay child support no more. So they want the sugar from
Mommy. They're going to have to do some
dancing for Mommy. Dance for Mommy.
All right, well, we're happy to see you in any touch with your
kids. We want that.
We want. We want what's best for you.
And we'd like to see you do your own.
We'd like you to start recording again.
Maybe just get with danger, you know what I mean?
Just go back to the Blackout crew.
Just work with one person and have them really slay it.
And you just do what you want and then put out, drop an album
at, you know, 3 in the morning, gag the world, and then don't
promote it at all. We'll do the rest.
We will do the rest, sweetie, don't you worry, OK fucker,
maybe I will. There was a post, well we can't
believe the post and it was like the rumors are Britney is
performing a medley of hits the VM as and even the person who
posted it which was a Britney fan account was like we know
this is bullshit lies 'cause that's just not happening.
I wish it was. Wait, there's more information
breaking as we speak on little Nas X?
Damn. OK, so little Nas X was arrested
for battery after late night incident, Police reveal new
details This is not just Jared. More details emerging about
Little Nas X late night incident And now they've learned that he
was arrested on a battery charge.
The rapper was taken into custody after he was found
walking down Ventura Blvd. I was right.
Studio City yes wearing just his underwear and cowboy boots my
daughter Coochie clean. The incident happened around
4:00 AM early Thursday morning and I I did hear other reports
that people like you know called it in and it was only one person
that stopped and filmed them. He was transported to the
hospital for treatment as authorities suspected a possible
overdose. Now we know that he was also
placed under arrest upon arrival, the suspect charged at
officers. Oh come on.
And was taken into custody. That come on, that's stupid.
That's not battery. That makes it I thought made it
sound like arrested for battery makes it sound like he was
beating his boyfriend up and then went on a Bender in his
underwear like he's like Turner. But no, he he was trying to
probably didn't want to get to get arrested so he was fighting
with the cops. Who can blame him?
We're pro little Nas X in this household until we find out
otherwise. He's now in jail in Van Nuys,
not in the valley. Probably for the best of valley.
Jail is probably better than LA jail a little less.
Ex was hospitalized like 6 months ago for like having
Bell's palsy where he lost like control of one side of his face.
Wow. I mean, this is truly breaking
news as it's as it's happening. Well, Lil Nas X, you know what?
I'll, I, I want to hear the details of how this breaks down.
OK, before I make any judgements about our precious Prince Lil
Nas X has everybody seen? OK, maybe everybody has.
I've certainly been getting tons of people sending me this clip.
And then it's a clip of, have you guys seen the clip of me and
Kimya Dawson from MTV News like 20 years ago or so that's been
making the rounds on Instagram and TikTok again, this clip
actually comes around every couple of years.
And there's a flurry of people being like, Oh my God, that's
you as a young baby. And this and of course, Kimya
Dawson of the Moldy Peaches and many other solo endeavors.
A lovely person who I knew back in the day when we were both
hanging out in the surf reality alternative comedy scene in the
Lower East Side. And she's, of course, become an
icon in her own right with the moldy Peaches, the Juno
soundtrack and all of her solo work.
And she has a kid who's the kids not grown up.
She's a lovely person. She was the host of this new MTV
News segment where she went to Webster Hall to see what Electro
Clash was all about. And that was the Electro revival
spearheaded by Larry T, who gets very little FaceTime or credit
in this clip for bringing this to light.
But he's in it a little bit. And Larry T at that time was
playing my song Soccer practice in all of the hottest clubs.
He did a club called Berliniansburg.
He had an Electro Clash festival.
And he was the one responsible for really popping it off.
He brought in Fisher Spooner Peaches.
There was, it became a whole scene, though he wasn't the only
one doing it, but he really brought it together and gave it
a name, Electro Clash. And this was MTV investigating
what that is. And I remember I was there.
I think I had performed soccer practice that night at Webster
Hall. I'm not sure.
Or maybe I felt bitter that I didn't do it.
But either way, I showed up fresh faith, thin as fuck,
gorgeous and a gay pimp T-shirt. And of course, the MTV cameras
caught me because at that time soccer practice was playing on
MTV Europe and Asia, and it was an international devo.
And so they took some time to film me.
And there's like fun footage of me look, being a goofy cutie and
dancing with Kimya and then just other people getting interviewed
about Electro clash. I do remember that night.
I remember the whole thing. And it is a delight to see it.
Check it out on Instagram. It's everywhere.
It's I think it's like, I can't remember what the, the name of
the account that did it, but yeah, look, if you see it,
you'll know. You see me and you say is that
John is a little guy. Oh yeah, it is baby.
But I was still a daddy back then, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, that's right. Fuck yeah.
How you doing? Not well, bitch.
Not well bitch. Wendy update very important.
So Wendy, you remember last we talked, Wendy was really hitting
it. And look, if you want my full in
depth Wendy coverage of everything, Wendy, that happens
all the time, I'm always updating over on the Patreon.
That's where you'll really get the deep dives.
But look, Wendy's been trying to get free from this
conservatorship. I can't believe we have another
beloved star still suffering conservatorship, but we do.
Sabrina Morrissey is her guardian, and Wendy Williams is
still stuck in the damn memory ward of that high class nursing
home in Midtown Manhattan. She seems to be, you know,
getting out more often. She's not only just stuck
putting her hand up against the window, waving at fans and
talking to The Breakfast Club on the phone.
Seems like she's able to get in and out and go to dinner and
stuff now. And now a while back, Wendy
called the ambulance on herself and was taken to the hospital
where she then put in for a whole round of tests to show
that she was mentally competent. Now, that was the last we heard
that she had gotten the lawyer and he was considering suing to
end it. We know that Kevin Williams, her
ex-husband, has also sued on Wendy's behalf, but without
Wendy's knowledge to get Sabrina Morrissey out, Serena
Morrissey's trying to get the court to let let her hold where
she's at. But in the meantime, during all
of this, a report leaked that Wendy was tested again and that
all of the tests came back, that she did have dementia and
aphasia, and that was a leak. Now, Wendy's lawyers hit back
saying, first of all, that's a lie.
We had our own tests. And we don't believe Wendy has
these problems and we're going to prove it.
And we actually want to know who leaked these tests.
And her lawyer, which is like Joe, Joe Tapitico, who's the
same person that defended A$AP Rocky from which I believe was
like a shooting charge, some kind of charge.
Anyway, he got A$AP Rocky off and we're hoping he can get
Wendy off too. We wouldn't want A$AP Rocky to
go to jail when he has so many different Birkin bags to carry
and fashion serves to serve. And we need Wendy to be free.
But in the meantime, Joe Tabatico said, I'm going to
investigate and I want to know the Doctor Who Underoath cross
examined by me will come through and tell me that that isn't fall
of lies. He's a very yo what I'm talking
I'm walking here type of guy. And he and Wendy were outside
Wendy's old nursing home and they did say, you know, and she
said this kind of thing before. So we have to take it with a
grain of salt. Said, well, actually also we've
been talking to people, should we say?
And he's like, not yet. Wendy.
It's like, well, Needless to say, there are things in the
works now. Could that mean podcast podcast.
Remember when Wendy was real out of it?
She was like, I'm going to do podcast and I thought whenever I
hear the word podcast, I think of Wendy going podcast where she
doesn't know what podcast is. Oh God, you know, look and
personally, does Wendy seem slightly off from where she was
when she was really on top of her game?
Yes. But does she seem like someone
who needs full control? How many times can we say it?
No, no one Kanye out there living free, doing weird shit
and acting crazy. No one's Conservatory him just
if because if Wendy's son wants to ruin her life and spend all
her money on his Uber Eats and Chrome Hearts, she seems to want
him to be able to do that. So that's her problem, you guys,
Sabrina Morrissey, it's not right and it's not fair.
It's not right, it's not fair. That's from a classic.
Wendy Williams Live, and she was talking to Wells Fargo.
And Sabrina Morrissey, it's not right, it's not fair.
I need my money. And she does.
Justin Bieber came out with a new album.
You can hear me and Adam Joseph go deep into the critique of
swag. I won't tell you what I think.
Whatever, you can go. So I think I thought it was a
little boring. I did like some of the songs,
including You Come Baby, When You Come.
It's grown on me. But what's really grown on me is
the footage of Justin at his release party, shirtlessly
hugging a handsome black guy in a very intimate manner.
And just, they're at the, he has his arm around them and the
other guy's holding his hand and they're hugging.
He's really smiling, just sort of in a way that he did when
remember when he gave a kiss and a hug to Jaden James?
And then there's a part where, like the people say this is from
his listening party. And then you kind of the camera
dips up and it seems like Justin's going in for a kiss
with this man. But we know that's not what it
really is. But it does look gay.
It looks gay. Is it gay?
We'd probably not. But does it look gay?
Yes. Is Justin a sensitive guy who
has huggy relationships with his male friends?
Totally fine. We respect that.
We love it, even. He did shoot a video with his
baby and his wife for UConn. That's just them on a vacation
on a yacht. And what a great way to pay for
a vacation on a yacht, honestly, is to make it a video shoot and
be like, yeah, I want to go to the Mediterranean on a giant
yacht. And let's charge that to the
record company, sweetie, OK, Because we're going to shoot a
video and the budget is 250,000. That's actually a cheap video
for the, I mean, like, really? You get the video?
He goes on like water skis, kisses the baby's foot.
Oh, what's her name, Gets out of the water.
You know, they probably have a nice paid for vacation way to
go. They deserve it, you know what I
mean? He's been through a lot.
I hope Justin's just smoking weed, fucking his male friends
on the side, and yeah, doing hazing rituals with Shawn Mendes
or whatever. Delightful.
Have you guys ever heard of Rufus du Sol?
OK. I have never heard of it, but
it's a like a group of like nerdy kind of like what yacht
rock? Is that what you would consider
it kind of like, I don't know. It's just like white people rock
and they seem like kind of nerdy nice guys.
And the first time I saw of it was heard of it was recently
because some faggot had made a TikTok that was like, if you
want to know where all the handsome men in our LA are,
they're at the Rufus to Soul concert.
And it was like or like with when you want to know my type,
it's all the men at the Rufus to Soul concert.
It was a very handsome man with great bodies and unbuttoned
shirts and rope necklaces and crystals and short shorts and
socks with loafers looking handsome of many varieties.
And then that same night I saw another TikTok which was of that
same concert which was the Hollywood Bowl.
And it's one of those same handsome men in a flowy
unbuttoned shirt beating the shit out of some man or woman in
the damn bleachers, supposedly over a slightly spilled drink.
And the chick gets wild. The girls are yelling at him to
stop him. He's trying to ##### going back
in. He's trying.
I'm going to fuck you up. It's one of those same handsome
men. You know the thing?
The moral of the story is you can't trust straight people.
They're doing weird and freaky stuff.
Do not trust straight people. They're probably trying to get
you pregnant. Do not trust straight people and
their sneaky children. Do not trust straight men and
their flowy unbuttoned shirts doing a gay look from 8 years
ago. We're done with it.
Don't trust the straight people who pick up the gay looks and
make them straight. Do not trust them.
They cannot be trusted. Let that be a lesson.
Tom Cruise is supposedly engaged to Anna de Armas.
Are you kidding me, Tom Cruise? Now I talked about this in on
the Patreon in a little episode that I titled Tom Cruise is now
a tough lesbian named Sandy from Palm Springs.
Tom Cruise has his style is currently handsome Butch woman
lesbian woman who lives in Palm Springs with an active
lifestyle. Her name is Joanne.
She has a younger wife. They live in a lovely mansion in
Palm Springs and do a lot of hiking and they have an open
relationship because Joanne loves eating other young pussies
cuz she's an active woman. She was married to a man till
she was 435. Then she came out, chopped her
hair, got a deep tan, moved to Palm Springs and now she keeps
her nails real short if you know what I mean.
That's the look that Tom Cruise is currently giving, in my
opinion. She's playing like, you know,
the Jane Lynch role in the Glee community theater musical.
Tom, 63, and Anna, 37, engaged romantic proposal in Vermont
hideaway bulletproof marriage contract $500 million prenup His
shocking promise 13 years after the Katy divorce.
What is his shocking promise? I'd like to know what is his
shocking promise? The shocking thing is, they are
definitely not are. I don't think they're engaged.
We would have heard about that. And is I?
I don't know. I keep hearing Anna de Armas's
name, but I don't know who the fuck who is she?
Who is she? What does she do?
She's an actress, but from what? And from where, I don't know.
Yep, him and Sandy the lesbian from Palm Springs just walking
down the street. She's such a lesbo.
Skinny jeans, white sneakers. She should be hanging out with
Ellen DeGeneres. Wherever the fuck Ellen
DeGeneres move to, that's what they should be doing.
Oh, another Wendy thing that I totally forgot about.
Wendy is claiming she's being given mystery pills.
Let's hear what Wendy has to say about that.
Oh that's a roller coaster. Why am I getting a roller
coaster TikTok? Though I do want to watch this.
Oblivion the Black Hole roller coaster in Italy has an almost
vertical drop and is a favorite for thrill seekers.
You can tell that my fucking algorithm has Bigfoot roller
coasters, Hermes purses. Wow, this roller coaster, the
oblivion the black hole roller coaster in Italy is very scary.
That's not what I was looking for everyone.
I was looking for Wendy. Why do they keep doing that?
What Instagram? Use your own thing.
Hashtag free. Wendy, get it together.
Here it is. Get these.
Strange pills and I just want to tell you, and I've said I get
privately, but there are only two that I know that I take that
I've had all of my life practically the other 6 the way
period. I don't know what these pills
are and I don't care. I went out to CVS and I bought
my own multivitamins. So I have multivitamins and I
have these two pills and one is thyroid and one is Linzess.
You shut up. Don't make a big deal over
Linzess. Shut up.
OK. All right.
I mean, that doesn't seem healthy that she's throwing away
whatever the pills are, but I guess if you're in the home or
whatever. And you don't know what you're
giving you, and you don't trust these doctors.
Then throw them away. Wendy, you know what's
interesting? There was an article on who the
man who I always assumed was a deeply closeted homosexual, Sean
Williams Scott, AKA Stifler from American Pie.
And there's an article where the headline is Sean William Scott's
staggering 6 figure monthly income revealed and it says he
takes home about 110,000 per month because he's.
And all of that is because he is in a custody and child support
battle over his daughter. Not with his gay lover.
With a woman. Supposedly.
Sean William Scott doesn't suck Dicks and eat assholes, but he
does earn about 45 thousand a month in royalty payments.
Baby, that's being in some hits. If that's the case, I guess that
American Pie money is still good.
He's been in other big hits I guess, hasn't he?
I don't know. And then 31,000 in dividends,
interest payments. So he has a big nut of savings
and then 158,000 cash and checking savings.
So while that sounds like a lot for us poorest to the riches,
that's actually pretty poor. So this is not only a blow to
all of us, making us think that maybe he is not a homosexual,
which is what we always assumed he was, but he's just a normal
dumb straight guy who only makes 110,000 a month.
You know, they're only fans, girls that are make more than
that per month. So, you know, while I would love
to make that, I would retire if I made that per month and just
never do anything again. Move to Vancouver Island,
sweetie, with a bunch of my young lovers.
Oh that'd be fabulous. And last but not least, I've
been waiting for a while to finally get some info on all of
the different designers that made costumes for Beyoncé on the
Cowboy Carter tour. And normally I knew some faggot
would have the information and give me a video with the
countdown of everything but. And that person was forever DC
reposted by Tina Knowles herself.
So Beyoncé had outfits made by Burberry.
D ^2 did a lot of the stuff that the belt, the belts at the top.
Loeve did a whole bunch of fringe western looks for her.
There is some glamorous sparkly, the long sparkly denim coats
that was Telfar. Roberto Cavalli did another
sparkly patchwork denim fringe bodysuit.
Got Beyoncé's hair so good in this entire tour.
I mean, I'd say she out Carrie Bradshaw.
Carrie Bradshaw? The loweve Plaid shirt with big
belt and open skirt. Gorgeous Gucci pantsuit in gold
with fringe. I mean they're almost all sort
of the same item, but they're all, you know, it's all western
wear. The Schiaparelli multi rodeo
belt and corset, the mosquino red lace detail body suit.
I mean there are a lot of bodies.
Versace old timey gown that came into a body suit.
Moogler fringe, fur bikini, atro fur coat and corset and high
boots with the raccoon tail on the back off.
White red cap, red bodysuit and long coats.
Lindsay James. I don't know who she is but
lucky her to be in this company. Gold bodysuit with fringe and
then the Asian provocateur bodysuit that's kind of like the
Balenciaga body suits where it's naked in quotes.
All the flesh is fabric and it looks like you're wearing a
tiny, tiny bikini, but you're really fully covered.
Love it. Love love, love it.
I really look forward to seeing what I got distracted by.
Was trying to say something about Beyoncé and I got
distracted by a whole other Instagram post on Azalea Bank
speaks on Little Nas X and what is it?
At least my daughter Coochie clean.
We know that already, sweetie, we know that already.
Oh God, Little Nas X is like jail, like arrest report is up.
No new information. No new information girls, no new
information. All right everybody.
Well honey, I hope you enjoyed yourself today.
I will be back in one month for more gay as fuck but if you want
morph with me every week you know where to go.
Baby. Go to patreon.com/gayest of all
time. It's where me and my homies are
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Sturdy gay stuff. Sex stories, fashion, shopping,
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of gay fun and I'll see you on the next episode of Gay As Fuck.
Bye Baby. Rush week is my crush week.
Rush week is my crush week.
I'm ready to get. Hey, it's a competition for the
dollars. Got to work.
The fellas make him holla. He's not here to make friends,
here to win. Make him money with a little
sin. Are you his daddy?
Are you his son? He's all about the Benjamins.
Professional. He's a pro.
Just tell him where you want him to go.
He can drop Bill. The.
Rush week is my crush week. Rush week is my crush week.
I'm ready to get.
Looking so high in the sunshine. Take it all off.
Let it air dry, Scrub it good, make it rain.
It's a homo on the range. Gonna wax it in the back seat.
Rise so clean. Gotta call a taxi.
Take my money. Don't get what it caused that
the frat boy. The.
Rush week is my crush week. Rush week is my crush week.
I'm ready to get.
The little fly, I've got to be all fucking corn dogs.
Little body looks so nice. Give them all the dollars.
Don't make them ass wise and leave your wife.
It's all going down, all of us. Alpha Phi Alpha could never but
alpha sig.