It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all that tea.
Oh my LGBTS you're in love. Cause Johnny the governor is
gay. Yes, fine.
Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Gay as fuck.
I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He who is Oh baby, I just got
back from Vegas. Vegas, Vegas, one of my least
favorite cities in the world. I am not a fan of Vegas.
I think everything is motherfucking overpriced.
I think you pay a zillion dollars for hotels that are
shitty. And there's the resort fee.
We hate a resort fee. Everywhere you eat is a zillion
dollars. Even the shitty places.
And the places that act like they're good are actually
shitty. So I'm not a Vegas fan and I
don't go there lightly, but of course I would go there for the
one, the only D Devantes. Yes, I toured with her for many
years, seven years in fact, and I love her.
And she has been starring in her own Vegas residency at the
Horseshoe. And I did go to the preview, the
friends and family preview back earlier this year.
But I wanted to see it again because it was such a great show
and we saw it before it even opened.
And I wanted to see how it had grown and how it had blossomed
over the last several months. She's already been extended once
and it's going through June. And baby, the show is Aya.
Oh my God, it's, you know, Dita is incredible.
And she's done so many incredible burlesque acts over
the years, classics, that she's made her own iconic moments.
And in the show, not only does she perform some of those, but
she sort of sprinkles all of her different acts that she's done
throughout the years with other performers doing them throughout
the show. There's headdresses, there's
glamour, there's staircases. She's wearing outfits that are
so crystaled, so sparkly, so glamorous that you can do
nothing but just stand up and go.
Yes, bitch. I went with my home girls, Julie
and Brandy and baby. We had a lovely time and we were
swept up after the show to go see Dida up in her dressing room
and baby, I mean, such a delight.
I also got to meet burlesque legend, upcoming Jake Dupree,
who was there. He's been starring in the
residences of Kylie Minogue and Christina Aguilera across town
there in Las Vegas. So finally got to connect with
that handsome man and that was really fun.
Took some pictures with Dita, got to chat with her.
And we stayed at the Wynn, which actually was pretty nice because
sometimes when you go to Vegas and it's like, you know, they're
going to someone's going to try to charge you if you're on the
wrong night, $700.00 for a hotel room and you get there and you
say this is $700. And the Wynn was pretty nice,
though any time you go to the lobby of any of these places in
Vegas, you go, this is a fancy hotel because it looks rotted.
But I think the Wynn was pretty nice.
I might return if I ever had to. Had to go to Vegas again, which
maybe you gotta pay me to go other than for a special star.
But if you can, you're still another month left of the DIDA
residency. DIDA Las Vegas baby, do not
miss. The glamour is high though.
We fucking had a bitch of a time getting there, but I mean, we
were planning a girls trip. OK?
Me, Julie, Brandy and we were got the noon flight.
OK, we're going to the noon flight, 37 minute flight to
Vegas. Then we were going to have the
whole day. We were going to go to Meow
Wolf. We were going to just live.
We're going to have dinner. Oh my God.
Well, baby, we got on the plane, everything was great.
We were pumping looks, we were looking fabulous.
Brandy and her Fendi Shaw, I was in my new Balenciaga giant
shoes. We were serving looks ready to
serve Vegas. Right as we were about to be
closing the doors, they said, well folks, it looks like
there's a little bit of traffic and they've pushed our departure
back for one hour. I know that's not good, but it's
all nothing we can do about it. So just sit tight and we'll be
off as soon as we can. So that was a little annoying,
but you know, to be expected. And then I fell asleep, OK, And
I woke up and the cabin was hot. OK, hot.
And you know, that means that they, if I haven't fucking
turned the plane on. And then I looked at the watch
and it was after 1:00. Then I see the captain or
whoever the fuck sort of going in and out of the plane.
And then I see him sort of sigh and grab the loudspeaker and it
says, well, folks, and I knew something bad.
Looks like there's not only a leaky fuselage.
So we're unable to take this plane.
Everyone's going to have to D board and we'll get you rebooked
so everybody has to get off the fucking plane.
Now. I had to really hold myself back
not to yell Boo Boo and raise a thumbs down in the air, but I
restrained myself just to a light Boo.
We all got off and then we were texted by the airline that
you've been rebooked on this flight.
Now I was rebooked for a flight leaving in, you know, one hour.
Julian Brandy, on the other hand, had been rebooked for the
5:30 PM flight and there was no way to get them on the two
flight. So I had to change my ticket to
go down the five. And so we had to just sit there
at the airport for five hours. OK.
And now normally if you're from Los Angeles, you know, the
Burbank airport is like an airport out of 1989.
There's only a security takes 2 seconds.
You can get there 20 minutes before your flight and no
problem, you'll get right in 'cause there's no huge security
lines. You just doop, doop, doop.
You get in, you go. You get on the plane, you go,
you fly 37 minutes, you're there.
Gorgeous. Well, it is not the place to
spend 5 hours because the only thing they have there is one
restaurant slash bar, which is Gafieri's Good Eats or whatever
and one newsstand and that is it.
There is nothing to do. You could look at the posters of
the things that are in Vegas where you're not 'cause they
have all these posters advertising things in Vegas like
oh check out the Mermaid show, get the best bagels in Vegas,
Donuts in Vegas. Well we could look at those and
go, I wish we were having those Donuts in Vegas.
Or you could look at the Starbucks coming soon.
Hope we see you soon. Starbucks coming soon.
That's it. So we, we had to sit there and
ate, ate the the most expensive hamburger at the Guy Fieri bar,
which was trash, just like Guy Fieri and his show and his food.
It was awful. I did spend my time perusing the
tabloids. So we have plenty of juice to
talk about today. Now if you want to hear more
about the Vegas trip, I will be doing an upcoming podcast on the
Patreon at patreon.com/guess of All Time with Julian Brandy
where we will tell the whole story plus some on the fly
recording I did in the airport of us talking about what the
fuck was going on. So if you want to hear that, be
sure to join me at patreon.com/guess of All Time.
But in the meantime, sweetie, well, celebrities have lots of
problems. Celebrity problems are on fire.
Diddy and his puffy face tries to apologize for the leaked
Cassie assault video. We're not buying it.
Once again TMZ is saying Brittany needs conservatorship,
new reporting on drugs and surveillance while she rolls
around nude on a beach. Was Justin Bieber assaulted
multiple times at a party with Diddy in the game?
Has Ben Affleck in quotes come to his senses and is about to
divorce Jlo. Plus we get deeper into the Jlo
hate train and why everybody has turned off.
JoJo Siwa gets drunk at Disney and acts the fool wolf.
Happy 21st birthday. Queen Kelly Rowland is not
having it on the red carpet in con.
And why is Kel Mitchell's ex Taisha Hampton exposing Nick
Cannon for wearing her cheerleader outfit?
Plenty to talk about. So let's get into it, get into
it, into it. The downfall of Diddy continues,
of course. I'm sure by now everyone has
seen the footage that was leaked from a couple years back at a
Century City Intercontinental here in Hollywood of Diddy
chasing Cassie down the hall of the hotel, pushing her down,
kicking her, punching her. This motherfucker is truly evil.
Now this was footage that he thought he had suppressed
supposedly back in the day. The reason why this footage
didn't get released at that time is that Diddy was able to pay
off the hotel with $50,000 and have it swept under the rug.
But the footage is found now Diddy.
And you know this is the same stuff that Cassie said in her
initial statement before he settled the next day happened to
her about him chasing her down the hall and punching her and
kicking her. And look, we all knew it was
fucking true, but now you see it for yourself.
So what are you gonna say now? Diddy certainly is not your
apology that you still have pinned to your Instagram profile
where you say that your name's getting dragged through the mud
and none of this shit is true. That is obviously a lie.
The lie detector determined that was a lie.
Did he tried to make a very pathetic puffy faced apology?
Did. He's obviously been hitting the
filler. Not only is he abuser and a
horrible person and a demon and an evil nightmare, he's a over
filler user. So that's right up there in the
crimes. He looks terrible.
He looks like a nightmare and he should because he's going
downtown now. He tried to make an apology
about how he's praying and he's trying to be a better person.
He just couldn't believe that. And nobody's fucking buying it.
OK, You're a fucking liar and you're going down.
I'm going. Down.
I'm going down. Now people criticized him for
not mentioning Cassie's name, but I think legally he is
contractually bound by the settlement to never mention her
name. But if he had mentioned her
name, would have we felt better about it?
No, we would have not. Now it's pretty much clear that
everything Cassie said is 100% true.
Not that we didn't believe it already, but that's leading to
the question, what other evidence is out there now?
Already did. He's been sued by another model
who claims that she was sexually assaulted by him many years ago.
And apparently she has kept her unwashed clothing from the
assault in a zip lock bag since then.
So maybe the DNA will also tell a story.
Now, of course, this has everybody commenting, all the
Tiktok detectives, of course, and America's number one super
heroine slash super villain, if you're a, if you're a monster
Jaguar, right? The R&B singer turned
whistleblower who has been blowing up conspiracy theories
for years, actually saying all the same shit about what was
what's really going on, supposedly.
Remember, you know her 'cause we've talked about her a lot on
this show, especially when it comes to Diddy and Honey.
She has her sights set not only on Diddy but also on Jay-Z,
Shawn Carter, and she is out for blood.
And in this clip it is like she is a super villain giving her
origin story. Take a listen.
Carter is just as bad as a deadline and I know that's all
fair. I got the scars to prove it.
You wouldn't know what a box cutter feels like going into
your skin and ripping. You can tell you how it feels.
Y'all ain't seen shit yet. That Cassie shit, that's
nothing. Are you trying to say like Jay-Z
put hands on you? So I'm saying Sean Carter
remembers everything he did to me and he's got it on tape just
like Jay-Z. Fuck Jay-Z, and I think it's
time for him to start speaking up about his very good friend.
Come, come, get. And I told you I would.
And I'm going to keep my word and you're going to pay me in
full. I got your boy Diddy by the
nuts. How long you think before I have
yours right here and mine? Super villain origin story,
honey. I like it.
Now that is what Jaguar has been sort of pushing this narrative
that the, you know, the second most evil person is Jay-Z.
Of course, we heard the rumor that he had his mistress, who
was always a really pregnant eliminated, shall we say, when
she was supposed to be going public.
And then I guess as we think from see from this tape, he
she's alleging that he slashed her with a box cutter.
What other evil things could be going on?
And does Beyoncé know about this?
Oh, boy. Interesting.
Also, comedian Eddie Griffin is coming out talking about Diddy
and pushing forward a theory that we talked about previously
back in the everyday rumor about Diddy on the Internet episode.
I believe that's episode 2 of this show.
The theory that Diddy when he came into the industry was being
sexually used by Clive Davis, noted closeted homosexual and
the man behind Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin and so many
countless comebacks of 80s Divas and R&B stars, you know, for the
last 20 years. And Eddie throws a little fuel
on the fire about those rumors. They.
Sacrifice and they, they said you gotta take this shit 'cause
we ain't we, we, we can't be involved.
But daddy's smart. He failed every fuck session.
So he was fucking climb and the motherfucking freak boy that run
Universal Music Group. So he got them on some fuck
tapes. Now.
That's why they raid the house because they got friends in
Homeland Security and the feds and they said get, get there and
get them tapes from this. Try to blackmail us.
That's what I believe is going on.
The dots are connected. Are you in the basement with red
yarn going from one picture of Diddy to Clive Davis to Jaguar
ride to Jay-Z? I'll let maybe you should be
because the dots seem like some things are out there.
We'll just have to see. Of course it's all ledge.
But I mean, when one conspiracy theory comes out to be true,
what is next? Of course, the TikTok detectives
are still going hard on the idea that that not only was Cassie
abused by Diddy, but also possibly Usher and Justin
Bieber. There's been this, there's this
one clip from I think it's like Justin Bieber's maybe 21st
birthday or something like that, and he's at a club with the game
and Puff Daddy. And this has been the same clip
that they've used to make it look like Justin Bieber was
sucking someone's Dick. I think it's Meek Mill's Dick in
the club because he's on his knees and then he comes up out
from on his knees on the camera and looks in the camera like,
oh, I was caught. Now we get a little more context
to it and some other videos of that same night because those
videos are like Justin Bieber were sucking off Meek Mill in
the club being abused. But in this clip it shows Diddy
with Justin the game Meek Mill and so when Justin Bieber had
floppy bleach blonde hair and they are like feeding him
alcohol and shots over and over again and he looks pretty drunk.
And Justin Bieber's in this clip partying next to Diddy and
taking shots. At one point he gets on his
knees to to drink it. And then the caption here is
people believe Justin was assaulted multiple times at this
party. Broken heart emoji.
And of course, so someone has created a song with by we using
AI. That's a Justin Bieber sound
alike song about losing it at a ditty party.
Let's take a listen to that. If you haven't heard
Robots, you did it again. That does sound like a Justin
song though. Justin is not recording and
releasing that song. He's busy worrying about his
pregnant wife and his new baby. Blessings to him.
Hopefully none of that happened to him.
And they all make it out to seem like this isn't a a tease of an
actual Justin Bieber song. But honey, it's just the country
robots making a country song. Well, we'll keep an eye on this
dark fucking dark story as more evidence and more horrors are
released. Because.
You know, they will be. I mean, did you see that video
of it was like an old Snapchat video of Diddy talking to what
we believe is Cassie, who's huddled on the floor under
covers. And he's like, what do you think
about now, girl? Huh.
And it's like a lump under the covers, just hiding under the
covers. I mean, that's fucking dark.
Did he's gonna get what's coming to him?
Hopefully. Apparently in this country, when
billionaires and millionaires do bad things, nothing ever happens
to them. So let's hope that that changes
with Diddy. OK, let's move on to something a
little more fun. And I'm talking about JoJo Siwa
getting drunk on her 21st birthday at Disney.
And thank goodness Diddy was nowhere to be found and I don't
think anybody's going to be abusing this tough bull dagger.
JoJo Siwa baby this. These clips are hilarious.
Birthday embarrassing herself yesterday at Disney World's
Epcot. They clearly wasted.
Pop star tried to start a sing along to her newly released song
Karma, but no one knew the words.
I should have known better. Wish it's like I would have.
Never. Ever.
Yeah, we know it. And just like me, JoJo, have you
learned nothing? That's JoJo Siwa, and she's
drunk off her ass. So JoJo is wearing like a safety
vest with tiger print on it and like a Mickey hat.
And she's I guess it may be Epcot Center where there's a lot
of alcohol to be had. And she is wolfing around honey.
She is blop, blop, blop. And then she's sitting at this
table with lurkers just kind of around and she's trying to start
a sing along to Karma unsuccessfully.
And she's like, oh, come on, come on, come on.
You know the lyrics and all the lyrics.
She's wearing glasses that say finally 21 on the top of the
frames and she's glug glug glugging the drinks and she's
stomping through being led by like sort of an escort as
everyone films her. And then people say that's JoJo
Siwa and she's fucking drunk. Being drunk at Disneyland does
not sound fun to me at all. My first birthday I'm drunk as.
Right now, something about it, my parents supposed to eat.
I got punched in the eye. I was feeling bad.
But I won't get hey, I won't get.
I won't. Get the question is when she was
drunk so drunk was she hanging out with a special lady or two
or three. What are the girls that the
courting process we know from hearing interviews with JoJo
actually on her own podcast is that she gets with girls who
have hit her up on Instagram and she takes him out sometimes at
Disneyland, but that gets pretty expensive.
Or to like basketball games, front row.
Which do you imagine that did JoJo like have a bunch of
different girls since she was like auditioning to be her
girlfriend who all had to go to Disney with her and try to fight
for position. If that was the case, someone
would have been singing along with her song 'cause they all
would have fucking known it instead of the sad one person
knowing it. Oh JoJo, you know what she said.
People's guilty pleasure. They're like, you know what I'm
I'm OK with it. And you know what you are?
You're a less superstar, delusional, not always well
informed showbiz gal. And you know what?
We support you. The Jlo hate train is just on
fire. I mean, and it's not from me.
It's not from me. I do not hate Jlo.
Like I've said so many times, I thought that the music in that
movie was bad. The movie was bad, the the music
was bad, therefore the movie was bad.
You know Jlo. But honey, the hate train that's
going down on Jlo on right now is just the worst.
Jlo has to cancel more shows. They all say.
I mean if I was Jlo I would want to cancel this tour so bad and
just be like fuck it. Like that's what I would do if I
was Jlo right now. I would cancel all gigs and
future product projects for two years, spend it with Ben and my
kids, and that's it. Come back in a couple years.
Two years would be a blink of an eye, but Jlo's not going to do
that. Jlo is not going to do that.
A, she's addicted to working. B, She's probably contracted out
for at least a year, if not two years in advance for projects
that she has to do. So it would probably be a real
rigmarole to pull her out of it. But that is what she should do.
She should go away. Go away.
Don't do it anymore. Cancel the tour.
Those that's another thing she wouldn't want to leave in.
You know, you want to leave on a high like she, she, you need to
get a hit and then go away. But then the temptation is too
much. We'll have a hit after I'm back.
I'm back. Nope, Jlo, just step away from
the spotlight, OK? Let people miss you for a
minute. This will blow over.
We all still love Jlo. She's beautiful, OK?
She's an open book. Too much.
She shared her love letters with Ben with us.
They were horrible. We didn't need to see that.
But you did it. Just all of the outfits alone.
The dancing is always good. The acting's pretty great.
But too much too self indulgent. OK, too self indulgent.
Don't don't do it. Now.
I will be watching Atlas when it comes out.
I think tomorrow or whatever on Netflix, which is her sci-fi
type of movie. I'm gonna get I'm gonna watch.
I'll take AJ lo movie. You know, one of her least well
reviewed movies that was not a hit is one that I really enjoy
enough. OK, There was a lot of wig
acting. She learned to fight.
She was a meek lady and then a tough lady.
I mean, what an acting challenge.
And I enjoyed Mother where she was like a tough assassin who
had to look at her daughter from afar because she had to protect
her. I'm good with that.
That has never been a lady assassin with such soft golden
highlights. But the music thing where this
movie just made everybody roll their fucking eyes and you know
the vultures are ready to get the baldy, but girl, just go
away. But I know you won't listen to
me now. Twitter is full of people
telling stories about the time Jlo was horrible.
And that is funny. Now, you know, there was rumors
and they seemed very true that Jlo had sent out bots to comment
on her post about how nice she was.
And like, one of the comments was something like, she's so
incredible. I had the honor of serving her a
salad at the restaurant she went to the other night.
It was great. And then a very similar comment
appeared on another post of her. So like, I had the honor of
serving her her food at this restaurant, which seemed like
very bot behavior. But anyway, Twitter is just up
to its ear in Jlo horror stories.
And you know what? We can't get enough.
Let's see, here's one. I worked at a private airport on
Long Island when Jlo was still with Marc Anthony.
I can confirm she is a nightmare person.
I have so many stories about her being rude and a nasty person.
It's gross to say, but each time she fails at anything it
delights me. First story?
She had a standing catering order, even if it was only going
20 minutes away that included AKFC Bucket.
Really, Jlo? She was flying out in the AM
before they opened and her team freaked out that we didn't have
it. I was demanded to go get
someone, was given cash by her team.
I drove like a bat out of hell, but I had to beg them to open
early and make one for her. They were excited it was for Jlo
and made one for her, but they didn't give me anywhere near
enough cash so they had to give me a senior citizen's discount
to cover it. As I'm speeding back I look up
and see her flight taking off. Even though they said she
wouldn't leave without it. They just sent me to do that as
a punishment I guess. Second story, she landed at
night and was the only person in our waiting room.
She bugged out that she felt exposed.
It was only me. When she used the public
restroom, she made her security guard block it off.
He threatened the janitor who was vacuuming near the door.
Another person says, I know a realtor who was showing a
property to her and her assistant.
She would ask her assistant what questions to ask the realtor.
The realtor would answer to her and the assistant would be like
respond to me and I'll tell her skull emoji.
Another story from the original person who is at puppy peddler.
He third story she had a rider as I mentioned the catering
company had an accident and the fruit platter didn't arrive on
time. She screamed about it and a line
tech. The guys who direct and fuel
planes had to scramble to a local grocery store and buy
fruit. The guy is covered in literal
jet fuel with his walkie going off about flights landing and
stuff while he's scrambling to grab random fruit etcetera.
He rushes back after buying a platter to present it to this
diva and sees her taking off as she pulls in again just as
punishment. Another person says.
Not to pile on, but I have a friend who worked on a hotel she
stayed eight years ago when she was filming in our city.
Employees were told not to speak to or make eye contact with her.
I get asking for a little privacy but demanding no one
make eye contact is bananas now. There was also rumors that and
again this feels fake, but people were saying that when she
and Ben go out to eat and he leaves a gigantic tip every time
because he's a rich movie star millionaire, which is what you
should do if you're a rich movie star millionaire.
She goes back and takes part of the tip back.
Someone says Ben is an amazing tipper.
She's been seen multiple times going back to the table and
taking the tip. Ben had left back twice in
Vegas. Someone else says I worked for
an appliance repair company that serviced her home.
She'd make them stop what they were doing and leave mid repair
if she was even remotely near the home.
Someone else says. I worked at a huge music event
and there was a gifting tent. She brought a whole entourage
into the tent after hours. Wouldn't let people take pics
with the product. The whole point of getting it
free and she'd let her friends clear out the place.
There was nothing left. Then other things are a little
less, you know, confidence building.
I once saw a behind the scenes show of her music video.
She was so nasty to the entire crew the whole time.
OK, I'm glad you saw a behind the scenes video now someone
fairly says. But at the end of the day, it
sounds like her team's demands were made ahead of time,
apparently well known, and staffing failed to prepared.
You'd think that if KFC was really for her.
And in the morning I have a bridge to sell.
If it's true, it sounds like you need peace about 16 to 20 years
ago. And then the puppy peddler
writes back. It's a power play, like the
specific color M and Ms. You may not know about the culture of
power in Hollywood, but it's all about flexing and service.
Individuals tend to get caught in the fray.
I knew a caterer in Savannah who had a meeting with her for an
event. She wore dark glasses and spoke
through her assistant. He wasn't to speak to her.
He told her assistant, you may inform Miss Lopez that she may
kiss my ass and walked out. I mean, that is the correct
response if you're not a thirst bucket, you know.
But let's remember, a lot of Hollywood stars are horrible.
Probably some of our favourites. That's why you only ever want to
meet celebrities in the right moment or else what are you to
them? Nothing.
Even if they're like, oh, thank you.
Every time I've gone up to somebody that I really liked and
been like, Oh my God, I love you.
It's never been a good encounter.
They're like, thank you, CC Penniston, I'm looking at you.
And I was working that event. I was the host backstage at
Pride with her, and she was performing, and she was
nonplussed by me telling her that.
I've been listening to her my whole life and I loved her so
much more. Jlo shade Ken confirm.
She once came to an LA club unannounced when we had VIP
table and proceeded to tell everyone the real VIP is here
and demanded we give her the whole section.
The club went with it because it's Jlo and all we got for our
money that night was the story. And someone correctly says Jlo
being the actual person in the media tried to make out Mariah
as is. Infuriating.
Glad to see people are waking up now.
Everything I've heard about Mariah Carey is that she is
exactly as she seems, like a diva, but in a nice, fun way.
Darling, what do you think about people?
Still referencing I don't know her.
All these years later, I still don't know.
Her now some of these are just like, wild.
I knew a guy many years back who worked with movies, clean
trailers, said she left her used tampons in the sink.
I mean, it goes on and on and on, but delightful.
Whether they're true or not, who knows?
Now, whether here's another thing we want to know whether
it's true or not. Are she and Ben going to get a
divorce? Oh, God, that's brutal if it's
true. I mean, she just made this huge
bomb movie, which was all about how much she loved him.
She pulled his love letters out and let all the writers read
them and made him be in the documentary.
Oh, God. And then they're gonna get a
divorce. Oh, that's so brutal.
I definitely feel faja on that one.
And for him, it's terrible. Page Six says Ben Affleck has
come to his senses about fever dream Jennifer Lopez marriage.
There's just no way this is gonna work.
Jennifer Lopez is about to be the next Gone Girl.
Oh, yeah, yeah. If there's a way to divorce on
grounds of temporary insanity, he would, shares a fucking cunt.
The insider. He feels like the last two years
was just a fever dream and he's come to his senses now.
Understands there's just no way this is gonna work.
Well, Ben, you married Jennifer Lopez, one of the most famous
women in the world, a thirst bucket extreme who constantly
works and loves attention. And then you're gonna go to the
Emmys and not be able to fucking smile and act and play along.
That's part of the fucking thing.
It's Jlo. You're her show off trophy
piece. I mean, you've got, you can't
expect to look miserable all the time and have everybody be like,
well, still see him. The Grammy nominee, 54, and the
Air actor, 51, first sparked split rumors when she attended
the Met Gala solo earlier this month.
It's Scott Raleigh, despite Jlo serving as one of the exclusive
events Co chairs and then they hadn't been for took photographs
together in a month. Now, of course, everybody in the
Jlo and Ben camp read the same things that everybody else saw.
So immediately they were seen going to Ben's Child Serafina
school play last week as well as being in the car wearing their
wedding rings. And then Ben was walking past
the paparazzi and had his phone out and there was a phone call
coming in and it said Jennifer Affleck.
But also, people said that Ben Affleck has been house hunting
around Los Angeles while living separately from his spouse.
Now Lopez was doing the same, though an insider clarified she
was merely searching for an investment property.
The rumours of divorce mean nothing.
Jlo loves taking time out of her busy schedule to look for
investment properties. They went to Soho House
together. Girl, you know, they called off
their marriage last time. This time they got married.
But they don't seem like a good match unless she wants to take
the time off. But why should the woman have to
take the time off? I just feel like Jlo is way
overexposed and she's trying to get us to take her seriously for
music that we know she doesn't write, that she barely sings.
And people are like, over it. The fakery, which was so
glamorous in the early years. You know, where's thin when you
wanted people to pay like thousands of dollars for a
concert ticket for an album that sucked.
Well, good luck Jlo and Ben. Good luck Ben.
What are you doing? Oh, smoking a cig and drinking a
Dunkin? Mm Hmm.
That's where he's his happiest. I don't think Jlo is happy
smoking a cig and drinking a Dunkin, you know what I'm
saying? Did you guys see the video of
Kelly Rowland at CON telling off that security guard?
It was interesting. And my favorite thing, of
course, is to look at the girl who reads the lips, OK, She's
she reads the lips and she'll tell you what's going on.
And it seemed like what was happening was, you know, when
they're, when you're at CON, you do something called the stairs
or whatever. And it's the huge red carpet
that go up these stairs and it's zillions of press and
everybody's there and it's like a mega red carpet.
It's very large. So Kelly was doing it.
I think she's appearing in a film and she was posing for her
photos. And then this, I'm sure the
security guard woman was being pressured to move it along.
And she just a little too aggressively was shooing Kelly
up the stairs and then rudely blocking the shot of
photographers to get her to keep moving.
And now Kelly tried to be nice and in the lip reading she at
first says thank you, don't touch me because the woman is
kind of shoving her. And she says and she says
something I guess to telly doesn't like.
She says do not talk to me that way.
I'm not a child, you're not my mother.
Do not talk to me like that and do not touch me because this
woman keeps shoving her along and Kelly is finger out not
having it. Which you know what I
understand? Kelly didn't fucking dress up
and come to fucking Con to have some security lady usher her off
the carpet that she's doing for free to promote this movie.
Though. I'm sure you know it's all part
of the contract for these people to go and get dressed and
whatever, but that's a lot of effort to be shushed and shoved
by a little security lady. OK, so though it is unfortunate
for Kelly because all we see is her being like, like.
And with that double whammy of her ditching out on the Today
show a while back when supposedly they were unhappy
with her dressing room. So they did.
She walked out on hosting the full second hour or else.
The other thought was that she was upset because they kept
teasing like we'll find out what Kelly thinks of Beyoncé's new
album. There were, you know, I don't
think she commented on why she left, but either was that she
didn't like her dressing room or she didn't like that they were
asking about Beyoncé too much. And I think that also falls
under the same thing. The dressing room.
I mean, come on, it's the Today show.
It's an old building. They probably they have
supposedly one really nice dressing room for the biggest
star and who was already there, Jennifer Lopez.
So you know, saw we but the, you know, size of the dressing room.
Give me a break. But asking too much about
Beyoncé when she's doing promoting her own thing.
I got it and security lady I definitely get So you go Kelly.
Now look, I don't really know too much about Kel Mitchell from
Keenan and Kel, but we know that he has continued to work in show
business, though not in the most high profile jobs and his
ex-wife, a woman named Taisha Hampton.
It went on some podcast to expose him and Nick Cannon.
Now the thought is that this seems like Nick Cannon and him
were in a sexual relationship. You know, like it was murdering
there it. Was murdering it.
But it's a little unclear. But supposedly, well, I'll let
her tell you what happened. 18, probably just turned 18 years
old. So I'm like OK, so but I wasn't
really my plan to so I never told Kel that I was actually
coming. So I just popped up and it was
sometime maybe between like I don't know, like 9 and 10 or
like 8:00 and 10:00. I know it was in the evening and
I popped up and I like open door.
I don't really hear anything, but I kind of hear like a
television on or maybe like some talking.
And I go into the guest room and Nick is on the bed in my
shirting outfit with his like little skinny legs and he's got
like white socks on and my entire full cheerleading outfit.
And my cheerleading outfit is like different from I think what
people are used to. It's the kind where it's like a
turtleneck. It's like, you know, like long
turtleneck. And it's kind of the very tight,
you know, like sitting around like the waist and arms.
So it was funny. I will say it was funny, but it
wasn't like like that kind of funny.
But the question is, was he wearing his cheerleader outfit
so he could suck your husband's Dick?
Or as a joke? That is unclear, but it is
interesting. Crazy.
And last but not least, these motherfuckers are just still at
it at TMZ trying it with this bitch.
Oh, you talking about me? Of course I am, fuckers.
Oh, gonna give me a conservatorship again, huh?
I'd rather die Britney just relax on the beach and roll
around in shallow water totally nude that I can do so stupid.
TMZ is saying Britney Spears conservatorship vital to
survival. New reporting on drugs comma
surveillance. Britney Spears is in increasing
danger of hurting herself or others, or even worse.
So say numerous people in and around her life and they're
scared for her and believe the only path is long term survival
is another conservatorship. No it is not.
Let her do whatever the fuck she wants.
It is her fucking life. Nobody should force her to do
anything. If she's got a fucking problem
she can choose to deal with it or not deal with it, but it is
not anybody else's choice. Multiple sources with direct
knowledge tell TMZ Britney's mental health has been in a
tailspin since the conservatorship ended and they
took her off lithium. These fuckers.
They say she's often not taking the meds that stabilize her that
tracks and she is drinking that tracks and using various drugs
that tracks. Which is especially dangerous
because she has substance abuse problems that sent her rehab
multiple times. If we remember the rehab were
forced rehabs and they never got her off of any drugs.
We're told Britney has a radical mood swings and often goes into
rages that end in physical violence if they don't.
Shut up, I'm gonna beat the shit out of.
Them hold it. There are times when it's so
impossible to communicate with her because she can't engage in
rational conversation. And then, of course, they go
into the felon talking about their fight at the Chateau
Marmont, hurting her ankle. And she paid thousands of
dollars in repairs to the Vegas hotel room They also got into a
fight in, right? This all feels like, you know,
they're all trying to get her again, They're all trying to get
her. TMZ says our sources have asked
us to post this story because they believe without people
understanding the reason for the surveillance there would be no
way a judge would have the balls to withstand public pressure to
create a new conservatorship. That that'll never happen.
No way. And it better fucking not baby.
Everyone's responsible for their own shit and let her be
responsible for her own thing, good or bad.
It's her fucking life and her decisions to do whatever she
wants. She's not endangering anyone
else. The kids with their father the
felon can take care of himself. This is what grown up people do.
If you're fucked up, you're fucked up.
Maybe you need help, but like you can only be the one to
decide that you need the help. Can't be forced upon people who
are going to just grub your fucking money.
What's up everyone? Our podcast From Trauma to
Triumph is back. We just released.
A new episode today featuring the creator of the profound
therapeutic technique Somatic Experiencing, Peter A Levine, we
talked about. So that is Wade Robeson,
remember that is so supposedly Brittany cheated on back in the
day, her choreographer and creative director for a while
before they did it. And then the whole thing with
Justin happened who did some great work with Brittany, Wade
Robeson who also was supposedly molested by Michael Jackson.
And Brittany made a very long post on that.
She says watch till the end. It warms my heart to see an
older man, not Wade Robeson, just an older man, take his time
to speak on such a subject. Come on, let's talk about
question mark, question mark question mark dot dot dot.
Is there trauma? And then there is trauma?
There is trauma and then there is trauma.
All caps. The thing I thought was
beautiful is that he said it's not necessary for you to
remember all the details of your trauma.
For 13 years I was forced to see doctors and talk about my
personal life against my will, and I was right the whole time.
You take it to God and if God isn't listening, like when I was
in that place for four months against my will, literally not
OK at all. I took it to place of strength
where no one should ever be burdened with.
It was a state of mind, of desperation, fear and loss of
all the people I loved and I would die for if no one was
around. I don't want to remember those
things, but I can now see I can't face my past.
But I now see if I can't face my past, how do I move forward?
I don't know where I've been. It's called block it out and
just survive. That's when kids turn to
substances because they can't accept reality.
I realized I fucking hate alcohol and I'm sorry to let the
news peeps down, but I don't do drugs.
I don't take drugs. When I was younger I felt
fearless. I'm older now, things have
changed. I wish the world would too.
I have one therapist. I probably don't talk to him as
much, but I want it. But I wanted to share this
because it genuinely touched my heart.
See this older man, whoever he is, speak on something that's
incredibly sensitive to my heart.
There is a complete understanding of what he's
saying. And I think I'm going to cry for
the rest of my life now. God bless you.
Oh, she's not talking about Wade Robeson when she says an older
man. She's talking about the
therapist who's the older man. But Wade Robeson interviews him
on the podcast. Then there's this.
What could have been an Only Fans post that made a lot of
money. That water is the sound of
Britney just writhing around naked in shallow Clearwater in
the sand. And she says hell out of my ass.
Wow. Mostly her posts have had no
captions. But when she gives us a caption,
baby, she gives it to us. Good.
I don't do drugs and I don't drink.
Sorry, peeps in the news media. Well, I hope that's the case and
they best not try to put her back in conservatorship.
You've got that right, dumb. What do you call me dumb?
Yeah, I hate you. Well, I get it.
I love you though. Everybody does.
But I hate my fans. All right, Thank you, Brittany,
and thank you all for listening. Look, why don't you leave me a 5
star review on iTunes and write a nice review.
I mean, it's the least you could do for all the years of
entertainment I've given you mostly for free.
And if you really want to connect, why don't you join me
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part of it, and it is my most uncensored self.
So yeah, why don't you don't just think about it.
Just go over and join the Patreon gayest of all time,
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happy, huh? You'll get hundreds of hours of
podcasting delights and I'll continue to live my modest niche
celebrity life. Very niche.
The tiniest niche. But you know what?
Like Dorian Corey said, it's a fame.
It's a small fame, but you take it, you accept it, you'll have
the adoration, you'll know all the applause.
And I do and I do. Agreed, Britney.
We're going to go out with a with a creation by the robots.
I just discovered this. It's somebody using AI to have
Beyoncé cover Nicki Minaj, fuck the club up and super freaky
girl now. To me this is the best use of
AI. Having our stars do things they
might not do so we can enjoy them.
I'm ready for a full AI seasons of Golden Girls.
Okay, just write new episodes and have AI make the girls look
like they're back. OK?
I want to hear Martha Walsh do the entire Beyoncé catalog.
I want to hear a lot of those things that maybe our stars
won't do. So this I can appreciate.
So let's take a listen. This is by channel 408 on
YouTube and you can get it there.
All right, everybody, we'll see on the next episode of Gay as
Fuck. I ain't got a lot.
They really streaming you say pictures of crowning Fuck around
and lose it now I am the way, the only way when I'm telling
you know you'll become invisible.
Yeah, high heels on my titties, so tangle bonnet that's on my
titties caught me. But ten months when I ride the
dicky, I still got the juice. I will never slippy like a
Mickey. Stay in your Corrie lane, bitch.
I'm not eating. I know that these kind of bang
like Kitty. I am such a catch throwing your
meaty. I want to play with Kitty.
Give me my heart and give me. Give me my heart and give me my
heart and then take away too high and I will give me my 10.
Give me, give me my 10. Give me my Tim.
Then take away. So I ate it up again.
Oh, she's all right. That girl's all right with me.
Yeah, I can lick it, I can ride while you slip inside and I can
do all the little tricks and keys up inside it.
You can smack it, you can grip it, you can go down and kiss it.
Every time you leave me alone, he always tell me he misses.
He wants a FFREAKFREAK girl a a a crazy girl.
The fattest alive, you know the prettiest didn't come until I
arrive. I don't let get to me.
I take thing man. If they try I've got a Princess
face. Love body.
Yay ass fuck put. My finger in his ass personally
so I know his. Ass was loose.