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It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee 
gonna spill all that tea. 

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All my LGBTS, you're in love 
because Johnny McGovern is gay. 

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Yes, fine. 
Hello everyone, and welcome to 

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Gay as Fuck. 
I am Mr. John T Mcguffin and as 

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always, I am he who is Baby 
Pride season continues to roll 

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on. 
When all the stars were out in 

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full force here in West 
Hollywood last weekend, Baby 

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Kylie was there. 
Don't you was there, Adam 

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Lambert was there, Kesha was 
there. 

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Janelle Monáe was there that one
gay guy who's a plus size model,

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he was there. 
Ah, they all were there. 

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And baby, if you want to hear 
all the details of what stars I 

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saw, who sucked, who was 
incredible, who what movie star 

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and popular personality, who was
performing her music was 

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terrible and lip synced the 
whole time. 

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Well, I'll tell you all about it
over on the Patreon where this 

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coming week you'll get my in 
depth tea on what went down in 

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West Hollywood Pride and my VIP 
experience and who I loved and 

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who I hated. 
Because, honey, I've got 

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opinions and you know I'm going 
to share them with you. 

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And if you want my uncensored 
opinions, thoughts, and feelings

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on everything, you got to go 
behind the paywall, sweetie. 

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And that is over at 
patreon.com/gayest of all time. 

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But honey, today, oh, it's a 
juicy show. 

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Lots of unfounded rumors that 
I'm reporting as if they were 

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fully true. 
Plus Britney's ex Dick pics hit 

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the Internet. 
Is Zachary Quinto a monster? 

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Mm hmm Jlo and Ben? 
Are they getting divorced or was

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it all a cover so she could 
cancel the tour? 

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Is Busta Rhymes a zest monster? 
By the way, that is my new 

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favorite way to describe someone
who is gay or in the closet gay 

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and that is a zest monster. 
Thank you for that one, Gen. 

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Z. 
Did Nicki Minaj have her pussy 

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eaten by Meg the stallion Jaguar
Wright? 

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Think so. 
The Hollywood herpes tree? 

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Yes sweetie, that's a thing, OK.
And it includes a lot of your 

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favorite stars. 
Is Britney trying to murder us 

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all by showing us the ring? 
Mm hmm, I think. 

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I think she might have. 
I think finally we know that she

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hates her friends because she's 
trying to kill him with the 

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ring, if you know what I mean. 
Whoopi Goldberg puts the habit 

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back on for the anniversary, 
Sister act two and the details 

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of Whitney Houston's autopsy, a 
TikTok investigation. 

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Plus, Troye Sivan looks like 
he's sucking a Dick, but now 

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he's singing into a microphone. 
He is killing it. 

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We're going to talk about all 
that stuff today. 

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All good as fuck. 
So let's get into it, get into 

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it, into it, into it, get into 
it, into it, get into it. 

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Well, this week I was alerted by
listener Todd F, who sent me a 

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little something from the very 
interesting Reddit thread 

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Celebrity Penis and Baby. 
Guess whose penis has leaked? 

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Yes, it is, sweetie. 
He did have a great big Dick. 

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Yes he did. 
And it looks very turgid, honey.

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Very turgid. 
Yes, I'm talking about Sam 

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Ascari, formerly married to 
Britney Spears and one hot piece

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of earth. 
And look included in this 

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celebrity Dick's Reddit thread 
is also some great. 

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I'm assuming these are like 
Instagram pictures he's posted. 

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Or maybe the body. 
I guess maybe I just maybe I was

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just like I knew he was hot but 
God when you really look at what

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the muscles look like. 
I mean he is a personal trainer.

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He is a model. 
But maybe the muscles are 

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muscling and the Dick is digging
'cause even in these clothed 

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pictures he is giving full VPL 
honey. 

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And I'm talking head included 
and veins. 

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Wow. 
I'm zooming in right now. 

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But baby, I don't have to. 
Just imagine what it looks like 

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from zooming in to what it looks
like underneath fabric though. 

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Speaking of underneath fabric, 
in the other picture posted on 

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the Reddit thread, it's him in 
red shorts and the Dick is 

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swinging and the cum gutters are
cum guttering and the ABS are 

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ABS. 
But most importantly, is the 

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third image here on the Reddit 
thread. 

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Now can we be 100% sure that 
this is him? 

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No, because we only see the 
corner of this man's this face. 

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I'm sorry to this man. 
We only see the corner of this 

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man's face because most of the 
screen is taken up by a big, 

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thick, juicy, turgid Dick 
getting jerked, and now it looks

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very good. 
Now, does the corner of the face

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look like Sam Ascari's corner of
the face? 

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Yes, it does. 
But wow, I'm just, you know, 

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he's jerking it up and down and 
then you really get it. 

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It has girth and it has length 
and he's laying there out like 

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he was out of the shower 'cause 
he's still has a towel around 

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his waist, but he has pulled 
that big, it's big, big Dick out

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and he is jerking it for the 
camera or for whatever lady or 

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gentleman that he is sending 
these two. 

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Hey, we send it to me. 
Say you want your alimony. 

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You're going to send me some 
thick you need. 

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PS Oh, well, OK. 
I'm addicted to your sick pics. 

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Oh, all right, sweetie. 
Well, you got to have your 

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entertainment somehow, and it's 
just on a GIF loop. 

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And let me tell you, I could 
watch this for a while. 

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I would like to see that 
inserted in something. 

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Well, isn't this a classy show? 
Yes, it is. 

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That's why you listen to it. 
Well, congratulations Sam Ascari

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on having a big turgid thick 
long Dick and a very nicely 

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trimmed beard and good nipple 
action and nice muscles and con 

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gutters and leg muscles And you 
know what, Sam Iscari, we you've

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got it going on. 
I see why Brittany wanted to 

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marry you. 
After all, you seemed like a 

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nice guy too. 
But you were probably sick of 

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all the bullshit. 
What do you mean bullshit? 

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I mean that, sweetie. 
Seems like you're a lot to 

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handle. 
Me. 

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It's him. 
I was easy. 

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I was breezy. 
I love to spin. 

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I love to get to The Cheesecake 
Factory. 

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Well, you know what? 
I'm not gonna argue with you on 

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that. 
Other news is Sam did just get a

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big new gig. 
He will be on the next season of

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The Traders. 
Now. 

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I tried watching The Traders and
I honestly I got bored, but I 

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did enjoy seeing the clips on 
social media and I will enjoy to

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see Sam Ascari in hopefully 
tight clothing. 

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Maybe he'll have to jump in a 
lake and then the tight clothing

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will be wet. 
Tight clothing on the Traders. 

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So congratulations Tim. 
That's a big gig for someone who

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we're we only know because he 
was married to Brittany. 

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That's right, I'm a star maker. 
Other people on the Traitors 

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include Bob Harper. 
Remember him? 

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A noted homosexual who is a 
trainer and host of The Biggest 

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Loser. 
Oh, Bob the Drag Queen. 

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After touring with Medalta, he's
now going to be a traitor. 

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He'll be very good. 
I bet he'll have a really good 

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social game. 
If there's one thing that Bob 

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the Drag Queen can do, it's get 
in with people. 

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Socially, he's very appealing, 
very charming and smart, so 

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that's pretty fun. 
Brittany Haynes, Who the fuck is

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that? 
She was on Big Brother and 

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Reindeer Games. 
OK, well, we don't care about 

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her. 
Carolyn Wigger, We don't know 

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who that is. 
She was on Survivor as second 

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runner up. 
Who cares? 

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Chanel Ion, now that's good. 
That's from the Real Housewives 

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of Dubai. 
She's the glamorous 1 Chrishell 

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Strauss from Selling Sunset. 
I do not watch that but we know 

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who she is. 
Ciara Miller from summer house, 

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Danielle Reyes from Big Brother 
while they're really just doing 

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a lot of Big Brother and 
survivor people who Dolores 

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Catania from real house as of 
New Jersey or as Wendy Williams 

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would call her black Dolores 
even though she's not black. 

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Zorinda Medley honey, if they 
have alcohol there the traders 

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are going to be very spicy 
because this is 1. 

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Bitch, you seem so together when
she's not drinking and so fucked

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up. 
And a while they flurry when she

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is drinking. 
Oh sexy alert Dylan Efron. 

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That is Zac Efron's little 
brother, who is unlike Zac 

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Efron, still good looking, but 
he is really good looking. 

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Maybe he will be a roommate with
Sam Ascari and one of the 

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challenges will be that they 
have to show control their folk 

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and Dirks hope so. 
One can dream. 

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Some people from The 
Bachelorette, someone else from 

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Survivor, Some part of the royal
family. 

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Lord IVA Mountbatten. 
What the fuck? 

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A WWE wrestler? 
Oh, interesting. 

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Boston Rob Mariano from Survivor
Honey, Boston Rob managed to 

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really work Survivor pretty 
good. 

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He competed on the 4th, 8th, and
20th seasons of Survivor before 

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finally winning Survivor 
Redemption in 2011. 

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And he is still married to the 
woman he met on Survivor, his 

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wife Amber. 
Well, congratulations to him and

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you know what? 
He will make it interesting. 

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He will make it interesting. 
God bless Robin Dixon from 

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Housewives of Potomac. 
She is off Housewives of Potomac

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but she is on traders. 
Sounds good. 

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Traders will be less stressed 
than being on Potomac. 

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God, they're being on a house 
life show is rough. 

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They just want to rip each other
to shreds and that's what we 

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love. 
But doesn't mean it seems like 

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it would be easy to be on it. 
Of course, Sam Iscari mm hmm And

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like we said, hopefully he'll 
have a hard Dick the whole time.

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Tom Sandoval mm hmm oh, 
America's villain. 

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Everybody hates him just so, so 
much. 

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Who cares? 
But he will be on there. 

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And you know what? 
He's also good to look at. 

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I mean, I really do not care 
about his personal business, but

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maybe he'll be in a three 
bedroom with Dylan, Ephron, Sam 

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Ascari and it'll turn out that 
there's only one bed and they 

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all have to sleep in the same 
bed in the middle of the night. 

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They'll all start to come closer
and closer and closer, and then 

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they'll start snuggling because 
they'll think they're with their

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lady friends. 
They're not. 

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They're with their buddies. 
They're with their trigger 

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buddies. 
And then they'll start to rub. 

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They'll all search you a little 
horror, and then they'll wake up

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and look, Oh my God, bro, your 
Dick from my fucking hole. 

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Probably. 
That's probably not going to 

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happen. 
But, you know, maybe they could 

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teach them a lesson on, you know
what, What happens to cheaters. 

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They get double penetrated by 
minor celebrities. 

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Yeah. 
Get them more Survivor Piecens. 

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Someone named Tony Valachios. 
I remember him on Survivor. 

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And he won two seasons of 
Survivor. 

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Wow. 
They're making sure that this is

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going to be a competitive 
season, honey. 

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And a good looking one. 
Well played. 

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Well, I like that, honey. 
Just with just with the good 

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looking men's is maybe I will 
have to check out the Traders 

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season 3. 
Now let's talk about Brittany. 

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Yeah, I'm talking about me. 
Yes we are. 

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Brittany made the weirdest post 
this week, which is, or should I

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say Axela made the weirdest post
this week and it's already been 

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taken down. 
OK, well, Britney shared the 

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entire contents from the cursed 
videotape that is featured in 

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the horror movie The Ring. 
OK, to all of her 42,000,000 

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followers. 
So she wrote in her caption. 

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Because when you you press play 
first it's a black screen and 

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then it's like, and you're like,
what is this? 

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So is my Instagram not working? 
And then you see the fucking 

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ring, OK. 
And we know what that means. 

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If you've seen the ring, you 
know what's up. 

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So the caption said. 
Does anybody remember this movie

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where they held a little girl 
captive too long and she finally

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comes out of the TV walking on 
her hands and knees and 

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destroyed half the nation? 
Y'all stay cozy. 

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Y'all have nothing to worry 
about at all. 

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Love y'all. 
So if you haven't seen The Ring,

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it's a movie where if you watch 
the cursed videotape of The 

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Ring, all you do is you see the 
ring and you see the clips of 

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some girl climbing out of well 
and then in seven days you die. 

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Of course, the comments said. 
Imagine if we all die in seven 

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days because Britney Spears 
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Instagram and someone else said 
Britney Spears just lobbed the 

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ring video onto the timeline and
I'm obsessed. 

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Imagine she just casually cursed
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post Mother Mayhem. 
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Britney was like what should I 
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How about the footage from the 
Ring? 

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Stay cozy y'all. 
Stay cozy, y'all. 

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You know what? 
Thank you Britney for keeping it

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perverse. 
We like that though. 

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We like that very much. 
OK, let's get the Jlo stuff out 

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of the way. 
Jlo took my advice and she 

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cancelled her concert tour 
because honey, nobody was buying

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the tickets to that. 
Nobody wanted to pay all that 

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much money to see fucking Jlo 
lip sync. 

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And after seeing Pride this 
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lip sync a lot and not Kylie 
Minogue, she definitely sang 

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live. 
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and knew the artist was lip 
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money to sit close so I could 
see them and hear them, I would 

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be fucking pissed. 
So who wants to go see Jlo 

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pretend to sing or sing badly 
because we know she's taking 

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voice lessons. 
But honey, it's just not that. 

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It's never going to be that 
good. 

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OK, let's get loud. 
Now. 

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Of course, Jlo had to pretend 
that she was upset, that and it 

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was a tough decision to make to 
cancel the tour that nobody was 

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coming to and that she didn't 
want to fucking do and that she 

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shouldn't have done. 
Like I said, she needs to take a

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step back, go into hiding, 
disappear for just two years and

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not disappear, like never show 
your face, but just don't try to

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sell us anything for a couple of
years, OK? 

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You know, just you people who 
are interested can read the Jlo 

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newsletter. 
And you, you two years will be 

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gone on a blink of a eye, Jlo. 
And then you'll be back and 

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everyone will miss you and your 
glamour. 

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And you know, we'll have seen 
you every once in a while doing 

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chic mom style with the Birkin 
bag and an oversized blazer or 

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whatever the hell you're gonna 
do when you're picking up the 

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kids from school. 
But we don't need you to try to 

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sell us anything else. 
We don't need any more movies 

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currently that you probably have
a couple in the can that we're 

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going to have to suffer through.
See, this is the problem. 

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She's probably has at least a 
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coming out over the next couple 
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contractually obligated to do 
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And this is the problem. 
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stop the presses. 
I'm not doing. 

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I'm not doing one more thing. 
But she can't. 

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But anyway, she had to pretend 
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the tour and she said I'm 
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devastated about letting you 
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Please know I wouldn't do this 
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absolutely necessary. 
I promise I will make it up to 

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you and we'll all be together 
again. 

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I love you all so much. 
Until next time. 

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Now I guess we're supposed to 
believe that she's not canceling

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the tour because of a poor 
taking sales. 

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She works. 
She's canceled the tour because 

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she needs to work on her family 
for her and Ben. 

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Now this is the thing people are
now starting to think like wait 

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a minute, it was the whole 
divorce rumors thing planted to 

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give her an excuse to cancel the
tour. 

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Is everything actually OK with 
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Has he been acting all this 
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Unhappy because he knew she was 
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Who knows? 
Who knows? 

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I mean, they have been seen 
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They were going to Violet's 
graduation. 

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That's been Affleck's daughter. 
I mean, Live Nation did say that

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Jennifer's taking time off to be
with her children, family and 

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close friends. 
I mean, if you had to cancel 

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your tour and get divorced, 
drama, but I guess. 

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Jennifer Lopez is the Elizabeth 
Taylor of this generation. 

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You know, she's going to have a 
lot of high profile 

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relationships. 
She's going to look glamorous. 

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She's going to do do it all and 
she's going to be up. 

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We're just going to be with her 
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downs. 
And eventually she'll just be 

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with hanging out with gay guys 
in her 80s at the Abbey and 

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we'll be living. 
We'll be living. 

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You know who's probably 
disappointed with all those 

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people who were booked on the 
Jlo tour as dancers? 

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So that's somebody who's gone on
a big celebrity star tour 'cause

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you know, I toured with D 
Davonte's. 

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It's that's the life. 
I mean, it is fucking fabulous. 

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You stay at fabulous hotels, you
perform a glamorous venues and 

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you can Make Love to gentlemen, 
new gentlemen in every city. 

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And let me tell you, that is 
probably one of the best parts 

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of it. 
So all of Jlo's faggot dancers 

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that we're planning to stay at 
The Four Seasons and suck a lot 

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of Dicks are shit out of luck. 
But you know what Jlo did after 

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she cancelled her tour? 
She stepped out for lunch and 

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shopping. 
And why shouldn't she? 

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She's rich millionaires. 
Just have lunch and go shopping.

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That's what I would do if I was 
fucking Jlo. 

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I'd have lunch and go shopping 
in a lovely Gucci dress. 

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You know, like someone actually 
wrote a whole, like, defending 

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of Jennifer Lopez. 
Mexican actress Elisa Gonzalez 

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did come to the defense of 
Jennifer Lopez on social media, 

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and she said. 
I have to say, the level of 

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bullying that this woman has 
received in the last few months 

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is so disturbing and 
heartbreaking. 

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How can you complain about 
someone being mean while 

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enjoying being mean about them? 
People are humans, make mistakes

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and have personal things 
happening while also having to 

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be constantly perfect in the 
public eye. 

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The world is a pretty 
complicated place. 

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The best thing we could be doing
now is be kind. 

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We have no clue what people are 
experiencing and that is true. 

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You know, I was talking to my 
personal trainer about Jlo and 

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he doesn't really care about 
lady style pop culture at all. 

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And he said, what about Jennifer
Lopez, that she's a horrible 

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person. 
That's how quickly the hate of 

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Jennifer Lopez just crashed on 
the shores of humanity over the 

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last couple months. 
So Jlo enjoys shopping and 

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lunch. 
She did show up in an oversized 

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blazer and Birkin bag picking up
her kids from school and she 

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looks stunning so. 
Just do that. 

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And enjoy Ben Affleck's Berg 
Dirk, because if you've seen Ben

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Affleck stick in that Gone Girl 
movie, Bitch Berg 

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Northwest. 
This is a little bit old news by

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now, but I didn't talk about it 
because we didn't have a new 

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show last week. 
Northwest performed at the 

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fucking Hollywood Bowl in The 
Lion King. 

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Whatever 25th anniversary 
performance and boy did she 

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fucking suck. 
And this This is just Napao baby

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explosion. 
I mean, and look, you can't 

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blame N they Kim Kim K was 
probably like, do you wanna star

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in The Lion King, sweetie? 
And she said, yeah, mommy. 

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And she brought her and 
supposedly they were auditioning

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kids showbiz kids who can 
actually sing for the part of 

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young Simba in the Hollywood 
Bowl concert. 

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And then they at the auditions, 
they said, OK, well, we have one

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more person that we wanna bring 
in front of the casting team. 

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And in walked Kim K and 
Northwest. 

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And the producers all just 
probably drooled and had their 

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eyes bug out and saw a dollar 
signs in their eyes. 

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And they said she's cast no 
matter what. 

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She was terrible. 
I mean, if you saw the footage 

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of Northwest, she was wearing a 
little furry hoodie. 

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Now, of course, Kris Jenner, 
Kanye, everybody's in the 

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audience cheering her on. 
But if I had paid a lot of money

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to go fucking see this and 
Northwest came out and did the 

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performance that she did, I 
would have been very annoyed 

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because she what it looked like 
was footage from a mid level 

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elementary school production. 
Off key singing, clunky 

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movement. 
Things that you expect when you 

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see regular kids perform, 
they're not usually good. 

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Why? 
Because they're stupid, dumb 

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little kids. 
But when you go to the Hollywood

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Bowl and you pay top dollar to 
see all professionals celebrate 

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the legacy of The Lion King, you
don't expect to see neppo #1 

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tromp out in a furry hoodie, 
sing off key and think that 

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they're amazing. 
Now this is just putting 

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Northwest in the line of fire 
and open for criticism because 

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you know, now we all can see, 
huh, you suck, you're not good. 

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But who was good at what, 12 
honey, if I went back to my home

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recordings. 
Cause look, I've been wanting to

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be a person of note and star 
since I was like that age and I 

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was making little songs in my 
room and little videos. 

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And if I And I am thankful that 
there was no Internet at that 

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time and I couldn't upload all 
of my embarrassing performances 

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to the Internet because they 
would be there for everyone to 

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enjoy. 
And you know what? 

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They were off key and clunky, 
just like Northwest in The Lion 

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King. 
Uh huh. 

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Now look, she can make us eat 
her our words when she gets her 

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shit together later in life and 
she'd be like, that was a really

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great learning experience for 
me. 

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But for now, it's just it's what
I guess that's the whole thing. 

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The Kardashians just they don't 
care, Just lay down in the the 

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train tracks and let the train 
of public opinion run over you 

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because that's what they do. 
But I mean, if I was one, I 

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mean, the, the The funny thing 
was, was when they showed like 

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N's performance and Tiktoks and 
then they showed like all the 

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other kids that, you know, 
auditioned for it singing the 

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same part and how much better 
they were than her. 

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Well, good luck N OK, you have 
an album coming out. 

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So I guess get used to criticism
because if they're letting you 

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release an album so young and 
putting you out there, it's just

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gonna keep happening. 
Because so far, she has not 

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proven herself to be talented, 
OK at all. 

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I mean, her dad is Kanye West, 
but her mother is Kim K who's 

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beautiful but not really very 
talented. 

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So is Zachary Quinto a monster? 
Oh my gosh, I love stories about

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celebrities being douches as 
long as I don't have to 

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experience it. 
Zachary Quinto went to a 

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Toronto, Canada restaurant and 
then was called out for being a 

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terrible customer. 
The Eatery Manila posted a 

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message tagging Zachary in their
Instagram stories, and it went 

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like this. 
Zachary Quinto, an amazing Spock

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but a terrible customer, yelled 
at our staff like an entitled 

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child after he didn't reply to 
two texts to inform him his 

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table was ready. 
And refusably, the empty tables 

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in the dining room weren't 
available for him despite being 

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politely informed they were 
spoken for. 

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Made our host cry and the rest 
of our brunch diner is 

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uncomfortable. 
Mr. Quinto, take your bad vibes 

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somewhere else. 
We have many other lovely 

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celebrities join us at Manila, 
but you are not one of them. 

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He's a monster. 
I mean, looking at his face, you

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could say he looks like he could
be a monster. 

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What he should be doing is 
having brunch with JVN and Jlo. 

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They can all be monsters 
together. 

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I don't think Zach, I think he 
declined to comment. 

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The Sister Act 2 cast reunited 
on The View for the 30th 

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anniversary of Sister Act Two. 
And boy, does that make me feel 

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old. 
Because honey, I remember when I

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was in college and Sister Act 
two came out. 

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Let me tell you, I was so 
excited. 

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Was it? 
College. 

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Maybe I was in a summer program 
and it was late high school. 

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Well, whatever it was, when 
Sister Act Two came out, I was 

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so excited and the first of all,
the day came out. 

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I went to see it in the theater 
and I also bought the 

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soundtrack, like the morning, 
you know, stuff. 

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The new music usually comes out 
on Tuesday, and this is when 

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they were still like record 
stores. 

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So I would think I went to like 
Sam Goody and I was the first 

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person in line to buy the Sisser
Rack 2 soundtrack, which 

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coincidentally for Pride Month, 
did include Aretha Franklin's 

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version of Pride or Deeper Love,
which was really fantastic. 

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Well anyway, Whoopi Goldberg 
rolled out all the kids except 

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00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,360
Lauryn Hill from Sister Act Two 
and brought him on The view to 

448
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:58,160
celebrate the 30th anniversary. 
Oh Happy Day. 

449
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,200
Oh, happy day. 
Well, you know what? 

450
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:06,960
Whoopi Goldberg, when you see 
her back in the habit, if you 

451
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,480
don't mind the pun, she looks 
almost exactly the same. 

452
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,360
We can. 
We're sister Act Three. 

453
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,560
We can do that. 
It would still be. 

454
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:19,440
Good, it would still be good. 
I can't believe Lauryn Hill 

455
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,800
didn't show up to do her solo. 
She did show up. 

456
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,200
She was 4 hours late so she 
missed the show I guess. 

457
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,760
No she did not. 
I'll have to watch Sister act 

458
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,920
two again. 
I mean, I remember loving that 

459
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,560
as a young man. 
All right, Are you ready to get 

460
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:41,200
into some completely unfounded 
rumors and gossip from TikTok? 

461
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,440
Well, I am. 
Let's start with more, OK? 

462
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,160
Jaguar, right? 
the Super villainous slash 

463
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:58,920
superheroine of exposing Diddy, 
Jay-Z, Justin Bieber, Usher. 

464
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:05,600
I mean, honey, she's made now a 
full sub career of in quotes 

465
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:10,840
exposing people now and I, we 
can't tell whether everything 

466
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,760
she says is true. 
But you know, obviously with the

467
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,560
Diddy stuff, she was talking 
about Diddy and all the fucked 

468
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,720
up shit that he was doing for 
many years before the latest 

469
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,040
Diddy rigamarole started to come
about. 

470
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,040
So she's gotten a lot of 
credibility and that has LED her

471
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,400
now to even push her theories 
further. 

472
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:37,280
So and she's hanging out with 
Tokyo Tony, okay, She they're 

473
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:43,600
hanging out smoking weed at a 
party and she is just pushing 

474
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,200
more wild theories. 
And you know what? 

475
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,720
We enjoy it. 
Let's listen to her latest one, 

476
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,400
which is her talking about Megan
the Stallion and Nicki Minaj. 

477
00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:02,520
I seen the video Megan ate the 
for the for the 16 feature every

478
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,560
I seen the video she done it at.
The house. 

479
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,720
No, no, no. 
Look, ask me. 

480
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,000
The stage I've seen it, that was
disturbed. 

481
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,920
No, no, no. 
I've. 

482
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,600
Seen this? 
Video. 

483
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:26,880
No, 16 bars, like I'm just 
saying like, yeah. 

484
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,240
You thought a lot of 
accusations. 

485
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,760
I can't, but I could tell you 
who got it. 

486
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,800
So if you couldn't quite 
understand what was going on 

487
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:41,240
there, Jaguar Wright was 
claiming she's seen the tape of 

488
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:47,280
Megan the stallion going down on
Nicki Minaj so she could get the

489
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,400
hurt. 
The 16 bars from Nicki on her 

490
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:55,000
song. 
OK, that, you know, would I love

491
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,520
that to be true? 
Sure. 

492
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Does it seem a little wild? 
Yeah. 

493
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:04,160
But who knows in the Illuminati.
What goes on in the hip hop 

494
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:09,360
Illuminati? 
Well, darling, OK, another 

495
00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:16,520
Tiktok rumor that's been going 
on that is pretty interesting is

496
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:22,600
Busta Rhymes Zest monster. 
Now, you know, the kids have 

497
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,719
been calling if something is a 
little gay, they call it zesty. 

498
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:31,360
And so this former bodyguard has
come out and is talking about 

499
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,960
Busta Rhymes. 
And then somebody else also made

500
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,320
another video talking about 
similar thing about Busta 

501
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,120
Rhymes. 
So the question is, is Busta 

502
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,440
Rhymes girl and is that why he's
always seemed lightly 

503
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,159
homophobic? 
Because the lady doth protests 

504
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:54,280
is you match. 
Seen you talking about Busta 

505
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,880
Rhymes before. 
Oh yeah. 

506
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,480
Some of your. 
Videos Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah. 

507
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,240
Super possessed monster for sure
bro. 

508
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,200
That's my thing bro. 
Like there's been common 

509
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,720
knowledge though, like all my 
promoter homies would always 

510
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,520
say, man, you know, we got to 
break some. 

511
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,120
We got to bring some old. 
They call them, I'm not going to

512
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:22,200
say they call them fun boys. 
They say we got to have some fun

513
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,160
boys in the section for Buster. 
Faggots is what they mean to say

514
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,320
if. 
A ghost face killer before you 

515
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:33,160
feel me being around him, You, 
you, you hear things. 

516
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,280
You felt me. 
My damn, like my auntie, like 

517
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,760
the biggest Busta Rhymes fan, 
you feel me? 

518
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,080
Like every cookout, she playing 
it all. 

519
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,160
His little fast rapper, all of 
that. 

520
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,680
Him and Craig Mack playing that 
bro on my soul. 

521
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:55,000
I'm out with a group of people. 
At this time I was with Don 

522
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,880
Benjamin. 
You familiar with her? 

523
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,280
No, never heard of her. 
Model dude. 

524
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,880
Like a model guy. 
He was going to like some rapper

525
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,240
and stuff. 
His name is Don Benjamin. 

526
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,480
I'm out with Don Benjamin and 
the club. 

527
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,880
We ended up going to Busta 
Rhymes in there. 

528
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:16,440
So he got it was a little lawyer
guy that was with us and the 

529
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,880
little lawyer guy we was with, 
you know, he was a gay dude, 

530
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,200
Super cool filming, good guy, 
bro Busta Rhymes wanted him and 

531
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,720
his section so bad. 
It goes on and then there's 

532
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,360
another guy that talks about how
Busta Rhymes saw him at the 

533
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,520
club, then grabs his hand and 
want to bring him to his 

534
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,400
section. 
Interesting. 

535
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,160
I mean that would make sense. 
Why? 

536
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,960
Because Busta Rhymes raps are 
quite artistic and unique and 

537
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,440
well done. 
And what do homosexual people 

538
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,120
do? 
Things that are unique, artistic

539
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:54,360
and well done. 
And it was like I said, it would

540
00:36:54,360 --> 00:37:00,200
explain his seemingly homophobic
moments because he was the lady 

541
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:07,840
doth protesting at you match. 
All right, let's get into more 

542
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,440
unsubstantiated rumors. 
This one is interesting. 

543
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:17,480
Soulja Boy's boyfriend exposed. 
OK, so. 

544
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,960
Tasha Kay, who gave us the. 
It was murder in that interview 

545
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,680
with the guy who supposedly saw 
Will Smith fucking Dwayne Martin

546
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,600
as well as many other. 
You know she loves an 

547
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,960
unsubstantiated rumor with a 
deep interview. 

548
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:39,200
And this is a queen who is 
talking about his time when he. 

549
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,320
Apparently was Soulja Boys 
little Superman. 

550
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:49,080
That hoe is boyfriend and he 
talks about identifying Soulja 

551
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,880
Boy's Dick. 
Apparently it goes to the left. 

552
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,360
Let's take a listen. 
I loved it. 

553
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,760
I loved it. 
I had some Lou, it was Louvie. 

554
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,240
It was everything and it was 
perfect. 

555
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,000
And he was like, take this, you 
wipe it, right? 

556
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,800
Like he kept like he's very like
into like the race playing stuff

557
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,000
and then but but here's the 
thing. 

558
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,240
I don't know if this was really 
him or it was like drunk him or 

559
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,560
like, no, I'm nervous. 
I'm like, is he going to hurt 

560
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,920
me? 
Is he making music? 

561
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,000
I'm so nervous. 
I go up the stairs and I'm just 

562
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,400
heartbeating, you know what I 
mean? 

563
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,480
He's like, hey, what's up? 
And I was like, hey, what's up? 

564
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,600
He was like, you get down and I 
was like, oh, am I gay? 

565
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,280
Yeah, I'm gay. 
I get in there and at that 

566
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,600
moment I have to go. 
I go from professional like a 

567
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,280
fan to like, you're about to 
have sex with him, right? 

568
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,840
So he pulls his Dick out right. 
And that thing was big. 

569
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,400
Tasha no skinny man got. 
Big no, that thing was big 

570
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,840
Tasha. 
But most skinny man got, I'm 

571
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,080
gonna be honest, that thing was 
like fat and it goes, here's the

572
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,240
thing that makes a difference. 
It goes to the left. 

573
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,800
OK, Like Tasha, it's long and it
goes to the left. 

574
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,920
Oh, OK. 
So yeah, to the left. 

575
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,360
To the left, to the left, 
everything. 

576
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,560
But I got to be serious. 
Look, he was like bias, his 

577
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,120
inner bias who want to come out.
It was but. 

578
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,280
Go ahead, go ahead. 
Guys, I did like yo, I was like 

579
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,560
shaking like if I do this, is he
going to hurt me? 

580
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,680
Because in my community you 
could be with a rapper or a 

581
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,320
straight guy like that or a hood
ass crip or blood right. 

582
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,320
I've been there and done that 
when whenever they they come 

583
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,280
today since the whole look up 
what the like, that's what 

584
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,240
happens and you could lose your 
life like that. 

585
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,760
That's why a lot of transgender 
women die. 

586
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Interesting. 
Now, I did stop paying $12.00 a 

587
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,400
month for Tasha Kay, so I do not
have the inside details on that 

588
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:45,600
interview, but you know, it 
looks like he now he's a little 

589
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,840
more thick, but it looks like he
met Soulja Boy when he was kind 

590
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:55,880
of a little white twink. 
And you know, Soulja Boy must 

591
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,680
love a white twink. 
Here's another one that's fully 

592
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,720
unsubstantiated but also 
interesting. 

593
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:09,640
It's. 
The The Hollywood Herpes tree. 

594
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:15,640
OK, now it's a We can't put all 
of our faith in this because 

595
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:20,920
it's merely an infographic that 
I found online, but it is 

596
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,360
interesting. 
Now, at the top of the Hollywood

597
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,760
herpes tree is Derek Jeter. 
OK. 

598
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:33,000
And then the next level down is 
all the women that Derek Jeter 

599
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,840
was with who supposedly he gave 
herpes too. 

600
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,000
That includes Jessica Alba, 
Mariah Carey, Scarlett 

601
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,080
Johansson, Jessica Biel and all.
What's her name? 

602
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:56,000
Who's married to Nick Lashay? 
What the fuck is her name? 

603
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,720
You know who I'm talking about. 
And then another arrow pointing 

604
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,560
to a box that says most of the 
free world's remaining female 

605
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,600
population. 
And then below them is all the 

606
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,320
men that they have been with 
that they supposedly gave herpes

607
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,400
to. 
So for Jessica Alba, that 

608
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,400
includes her husband, that guy 
who was the movie producer or 

609
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:23,640
the PA turn movie producer Mark 
Wahlberg, Mariah into Eminem, 

610
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:30,600
Scarlett Johansson with Ryan 
Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, 

611
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,560
Jared Leto with Jessica Biel, 
Justin Timberlake. 

612
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,360
Well, he got a double dose of 
herpes. 

613
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,120
Ryan Reynolds. 
Wow, they Ryan Reynolds and 

614
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,720
Justin Timberlake been fucking a
lot of the same gals. 

615
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,920
And for old, what's her name, 
Lachey, it's Nick Lachey. 

616
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,600
And then, of course, from then, 
they show on the bottom of the 

617
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,440
infographic just a huge crowd of
people supposedly just saying, 

618
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,800
you know, showing the large 
amount of people that these 

619
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,240
stars have fucked. 
Now, what is interesting about 

620
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,920
this is that perhaps now, look, 
we got to take this really grain

621
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,440
of salt. 
And we don't want to shame 

622
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,200
people who have herpes because 
it's nobody's fault, OK? 

623
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,720
But it is interesting. 
But think about it. 

624
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,960
If Derek Jeter gave Mariah Carey
herpes and then she gave it to 

625
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:32,680
Eminem, would that be the reason
for that very bizarre beef that 

626
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,840
they had in the aughts? 
You know what I'm talking about.

627
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,320
Remember when he was so mad at 
Mariah? 

628
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,000
They had a very strong beef, 
like they had gotten together 

629
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,360
and then they were no longer 
friendly and she had to write 

630
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,840
why are you so obsessed with me?
And he rapped about her. 

631
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:55,040
Well, was that because the Derek
Jeter Hollywood Herpes tree made

632
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,840
his way from Mariah to Eminem? 
Who knows? 

633
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,080
Are all of your favorite stars 
part of the Derek Cheetah Herpes

634
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,640
Tree? 
We just do not know. 

635
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,320
But let's take this with a grain
of salt. 

636
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,080
This is from a website 
calledholycandy.com, so this is 

637
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,600
all probably just unfounded 
conjecture. 

638
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:22,760
Of course on Reddit it says 
there is a related post and it 

639
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,800
says how did Derek Jeter give 
out herpes to everyone without 

640
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,720
repercussions legally in public?
Shame everyone loves Derek 

641
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,240
Jeter. 
Seems like different guy. 

642
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,160
Decent guy. 
But if you search though he gave

643
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,800
herpes to a lot of celebrities 
and a chunk of New York women. 

644
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,080
How did sweet seeming girls like
Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel 

645
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,760
Scarlett, so Jan Johansson and 
so on get tricked into getting 

646
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,080
herpes from someone who is a 
known herpes giver? 

647
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,640
Oh wow, did all of them have sex
without protection or do you 

648
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,320
think? 
Or did it jump the condom? 

649
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,520
That doesn't happen. 
Or did oral give them herpes? 

650
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,080
Couldn't he be sued or charged 
for knowingly giving out herpes?

651
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:06,400
And of course, I think they go 
back to this infographic. 

652
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,640
And now someone in the comments 
does say first start with having

653
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,680
herpes isn't shameful. 
Yes, most adults have the oral 

654
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,320
form and most of them got it 
through harmless kisses from 

655
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,880
grandparents when they were 
young. 

656
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,680
And he says it's possible Derek 
Jeter didn't realize he was. 

657
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,600
He passed it on 'cause he was 
having an outbreak. 

658
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,680
Now, that is important to say. 
We don't want to make anyone 

659
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,560
feel bad. 
Look, things happen, people get 

660
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,000
whatever it is, it is what it 
is. 

661
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,000
Well, God bless everyone. 
I hope everyone's all safe and 

662
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,640
fine but. 
It was an interesting concept. 

663
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:47,040
Now let's go to a TikTok that 
did the work for us and took, I 

664
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:53,320
mean, some old work, old 
homework and got into the 

665
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:59,200
details of Whitney's autopsy, 
which I did think was 

666
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,480
interesting. 
Let's take a listen. 

667
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,680
She is 42 pages long. 
Her death was ruled an accident,

668
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,200
and even though it was 
speculated that she was found in

669
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,920
her bathtub, she actually 
wasn't. 

670
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,480
Someone did in fact find her 
face down in her bathtub, but by

671
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,480
the time the paramedics got to 
the hotel, she was laying in the

672
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,160
living room of her hotel room. 
The 1 LB. 

673
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,720
Once her assistant found her 
dead inside of her bathroom of 

674
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:28,920
Room 434 at the Beverly Hilton 
Hotel, she called the paramedics

675
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,720
and the body was removed from 
the bathtub and put on the 

676
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,000
floor. 
Substance abuse. 

677
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:37,160
Perforation of posterior nasal 
septum due to snorting coke. 

678
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,640
Heart disease 60% Narrowing of 
right coronary artery. 

679
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,600
Pulmonary edema. 
Mild emphysema, the yomus of 

680
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:50,240
uterus, congestion of the right 
colon, skull burns, abrasion of 

681
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:53,920
the left forehead, abrasion of 
the left hand, abrasion of the 

682
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,760
right lower leg, and superficial
incision of the upper lip. 

683
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,360
She has a near scar on the 
anterior left forearm, a faint 

684
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,960
scar at the anterior pelvic 
broom, a scar at the area of the

685
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,160
left hip, and two piercings on 
each ear. 

686
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,480
Now let's get into this hefty 
list of the substances that were

687
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,080
found in her blood or her urine 
at the time of death. 

688
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,920
In her blood, she had two types 
of benzos and cocaine. 

689
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,680
In her blood and her heart, she 
had ethanol, cocaine, fentanyl, 

690
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:24,000
opiates, ibuprofen, more benzos,
marijuana, and more alcohol. 

691
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,400
She also had MDMA, also known as
Molly or ecstasy. 

692
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,880
Whoa, that's a lot. 
I liked that someone was doing 

693
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:36,120
this old homework for us. 
I mean, that's God bless. 

694
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,720
Now, remember, there was that 
whole, and there's like a lot of

695
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,320
conspiracy theories about 
Whitney's death. 

696
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:47,360
I mean, remember, she handed a 
secret note to Brandy right 

697
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,320
before, like days before she 
died. 

698
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,440
And Brandy has never said what 
was in the note. 

699
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:57,800
And then there is the thought 
that the evil Illuminati thought

700
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,760
that Whitney was worth more dead
than alive and then somebody 

701
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,560
offed her to get, you know, to 
profit on it. 

702
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:09,800
Maybe evil Clive Davis or oh, 
what's her name, You know, the 

703
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,200
her sister-in-law who is now 
running the Whitney estate. 

704
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,760
People thought that maybe she 
was somehow involved. 

705
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:25,320
I mean, and it is just so weird 
and suspicious that Whitney was 

706
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:31,280
found in the tub though, and 
then that Bobby Chris died in 

707
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:40,880
the same way a year later. 
Like whoa whoa whoa. 

708
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,840
Rest in peace Whitney. 
Sorry to be mentioning your 

709
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,120
autopsy, but it was an 
interesting TikTok. 

710
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:51,840
JoJo Siwa was in London and 
being a bad girl, she was doing 

711
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:56,000
her same kiss look but this time
it was a rainbow kiss look. 

712
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,320
And this weekend she will be in 
Los Angeles. 

713
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,720
I bet she'll be wearing the same
kiss look. 

714
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,800
Drama. 
Some days I look. 

715
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:16,720
At him here it's like, what the 
fuck are you? 

716
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:32,720
I got me a sausage roll. 
Right away she's nasty, but it's

717
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,360
iconic. 
So you gotta go songs that's not

718
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,840
even you sing it. 
Ah JoJo, Ah JoJo, God bless. 

719
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,680
I mean she's she is like a 
sausage roll. 

720
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,360
It's horrible, but it's iconic. 
I guess we've really just let 

721
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,240
the Standish for iconography go 
low. 

722
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:52,560
But I will not be paying to see 
her at La Pride this weekend. 

723
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,680
And as much as I can appreciate 
Ricky Martin for a sexy man who 

724
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,840
gets a boner at Madonna 
concerts, I don't really care 

725
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,680
about. 
Ole Ole Ole. 

726
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,920
You know what I mean? 
Like not enough to go see it, 

727
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,280
but JoJo will be there and you 
know where I will see it? 

728
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,800
I'll see it on Instagram and I 
bet she'll say some dumb shit 

729
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,120
just like she did here. 
Now there was a read of JoJo 

730
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,640
that someone put online that I I
did enjoy. 

731
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:23,720
So let's let's just enjoy this. 
This is from Michael Gursky on 

732
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,240
Instagram. 
Apologies in advance for 

733
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,440
Wilding, my roasting has no 
boundaries. 

734
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,200
We're going in on JoJo Siwa 
looking like what a Florida 

735
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,360
trailer park resident envisions 
wealth to be. 

736
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,120
Louisiana swamp prescription 
pill kingpin looking as Portland

737
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:46,160
ME backyard wrestler looking as 
you look like you snort C4 in 

738
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,480
the curves locker room where you
were banned previously conceived

739
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,400
in a port a potty at a Limp 
Biscuit concert. 

740
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,800
Last night was a movie. 
We shotguns some low carb 

741
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,960
monsters looking like you do 
meet and greets out of fireworks

742
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,520
tent in India. 
Looking like the founder of a 

743
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,480
dating app that matches you with
someone who's also in an Arby's 

744
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,760
drive through currently. 
Oh did Netflix reboot the group?

745
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,880
LMFAO. 
Meet the creative mind behind 

746
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,040
fun dip dildos Looking like a 
brat stall and My Little Pony 

747
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,080
got stuck in the machine from 
the fly together. 

748
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,520
Looking like a female pimpu 
traffics behind Denny's. 

749
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:28,040
You look like somebody sprinkled
coke on a pack of gushers. 

750
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,360
Looking like you were on a 
roadside zoo. 

751
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,800
That's just a ferret. 
Several small reptiles. 

752
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,800
Bad influence in a 90s Nick 
cartoon. 

753
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,600
Looking as if meth were more 
prevalent in 1950. 

754
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,520
Doctor Seuss would have drawn 
you. 

755
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,760
You look like your childhood 
crush was Slimer from the 

756
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,480
Ghostbusters. 
Why do I feel like you dip dead 

757
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,760
rodents in glitter and give them
to your partner as a sign of 

758
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:58,120
affection? 
And that's a Reed that's not 

759
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:07,440
just a Reed. 
That shade and let's send on a 

760
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,880
positive note. 
I just came across some Janet 

761
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:23,080
Jackson in concert footage and 
baby Miss Janet Jackson looks so

762
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:29,120
good. 
I mean she's, she's of course a 

763
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,480
little thicker. 
She's a woman in her 50s. 

764
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,640
But she is dancing, she is 
moving, she is grooving. 

765
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:41,200
She is in a sparkly jumpsuit 
slash suit with a tie, a sparkle

766
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,280
tie and high boots. 
And she is doing all the fucking

767
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,800
moves like she's always done her
hair in beautiful braids and she

768
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,560
is moving and fucking grooving. 
Let's give it out for Janet 

769
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,920
Jackson, who is just as good as 
ever. 

770
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,600
You know what I mean? 
She has so many hits. 

771
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,400
Rhythm Nation, anyone? 
I mean, the entire album control

772
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:07,440
anyone of the Janet album, even 
the songs that came later. 

773
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,000
I mean, God bless her. 
And we're we're so lucky to have

774
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,640
her and have her still 
performing and be looking good 

775
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,240
and being sweet. 
God bless Janet Jackson. 

776
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,320
That's all I wanted to say. 
God bless Janet Jackson. 

777
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,720
Thank you for all the 
entertainment sweetie. 

778
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,560
Thank you for all the 
entertainment. 

779
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,880
Yeah, so tell me what you want 
to do. 

780
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,360
I don't do nothing stupid. 
I know what is happening in 

781
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,600
front of you. 
All it is, is love on the boom. 

782
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,600
Let's go when the DJ play this 
week. 

783
00:52:53,600 --> 00:53:01,320
Oh, just like no one's fighting.
I'm gonna dance all night and I 

784
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,240
don't care. 
Go stop the fighting and I'm 

785
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:16,040
gonna show you how to burn. 
Well, honey, I hope you enjoyed 

786
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:20,880
today's gay AF look. 
Can you do me a favor? 

787
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,640
We're at let's see how many 
where, where what are we out on 

788
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,920
these reviews? 
They're they're a little slow in

789
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:34,360
coming in, but we are at, I 
believe 172 reviews. 

790
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,640
OK, which doesn't sound like a 
lot, but when I look at other 

791
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,320
podcasts and some of them have 
8:15, I say thank God that's not

792
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,440
me. 
Do we want me to feel? 

793
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,960
Do we want me to spend time 
looking at other podcasts and 

794
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,640
comparing my reviews to theirs? 
No. 

795
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,800
So just. 
Do. 

796
00:53:51,800 --> 00:54:00,800
Dad a Favor 179 reviews OK, so 
that's fabulous now, Jesse B 

797
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,080
Ward, longtime listener, said. 
Always great quality content on 

798
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,400
all your podcasts. 
I've been listening since the 

799
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,520
very beginning when I searched 
gay and Apple podcast. 

800
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,920
Thank you Jesse and Viva la diva
444. 

801
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,600
Love her. 
This is the best podcast that I 

802
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,600
see for last before falling 
asleep. 

803
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,400
Johnny has the night tea to send
me off with a smile. 

804
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,960
I love your show and I love you.
I think that is a huge 

805
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,480
compliment because I only listen
to my favorite. 

806
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,360
Shows with right before I fall 
asleep. 

807
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,320
And then Jute Hare said. 
I'm an elder lesbian who's 

808
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,280
wasn't listening to Johnny 
Governed for over 15 years. 

809
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,920
He's so funny, extremely 
entertaining. 

810
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,000
This is a podcast I listen to to
get my pop culture fix. 

811
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:47,080
I especially love the episodes 
that Britney Spears is on. 

812
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:47,480
Thank. 
You. 

813
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:54,880
So be like these lovely stars 
and write me a nice review, OK? 

814
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,240
Do I have to beg? 
No, we don't. 

815
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,960
Because like what's? 
It's only an amorphous thing. 

816
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,800
It only just makes me feel 
better. 

817
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,400
And it makes people who look at 
the show think, huh, a lot of 

818
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,040
people like it. 
Maybe I'll give it a try. 

819
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:12,440
You also post about the show. 
You could tell a friend about 

820
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,080
the show. 
You could listen to it in the 

821
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,440
car with a friend and maybe 
they'll start listening too. 

822
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,080
Because honey, it's a crowded 
market out here. 

823
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:25,680
You got a really push to try to 
make yourself heard and known. 

824
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,880
And how many times can I 
reinvent myself? 

825
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,640
So I need your help, darling, I 
need your help. 

826
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,760
Write a review, share with a 
friend, and if you really want 

827
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:38,680
to support me and give yourself 
hundreds of hours of podcast 

828
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:43,480
delights going over to the 
patreonpatreon.com/gayest of all

829
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:50,800
time, there are 444 episodes of 
podcasts on the Patreon for your

830
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,760
delight. 
So that's a lot of that's a lot 

831
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,920
of gay shit, baby. 
That is gay as fuck. 

832
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,360
All right, everybody, I love 
you. 

833
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:03,160
Hope you're continuing to have a
lovely Pride Month and I'll see 

834
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,080
you next week on Gay as Fuck. 
Bye baby. 

835
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,560
I'm gonna shut this down. 
Kitty cat. 

836
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:30,480
Meow meow, meow, meow meow. 
Miss Jackson helps she wear the 

837
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,760
crown. 
Brand new sound. 

838
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,280
Got a brand new style coming 
with the like Boom boom. 

839
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,040
Wow. 
Janet Jackson, come soon. 

840
00:56:54,160 --> 00:57:16,680
Tell me what you 
want to do. 

841
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,120
That's how I burn it up. 
Ain't no sitting down. 

842
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,480
You got to keep it up and you 
must seek out the whole room. 

843
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:35,520
Jumping on it is the motion from
the 2nd to drown. 

844
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,640
You got to happen. 
And bringing up beat. 

845
00:57:38,640 --> 00:58:31,720
It's so hot. 
Make it work make it work make 

846
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:38,520
it work make it work make it 
work make it work make it work 

847
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,720
make it work Make it work make 
it work Make it work make it 

848
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,840
work. 
Tonight we. 

849
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:51,080
Gonna come all together. 
Let me see your heads up high. 

850
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:44,680
Burn it up. 
Burn it up. 

851
00:59:51,680 --> 01:00:00,800
Just how I burn it up. 
Just how I burn it up. 

852
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:16,440
Just how I burn it up. 
Just how I burn it up.

