It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee gonna spill all that tea.
All my LGBTS, you're in love because Johnny McGovern is gay.
Yes, fine. Hello everyone, and welcome to
Gay as Fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcguffin and as
always, I am he who is Baby Pride season continues to roll
on. When all the stars were out in
full force here in West Hollywood last weekend, Baby
Kylie was there. Don't you was there, Adam
Lambert was there, Kesha was there.
Janelle Monáe was there that one gay guy who's a plus size model,
he was there. Ah, they all were there.
And baby, if you want to hear all the details of what stars I
saw, who sucked, who was incredible, who what movie star
and popular personality, who was performing her music was
terrible and lip synced the whole time.
Well, I'll tell you all about it over on the Patreon where this
coming week you'll get my in depth tea on what went down in
West Hollywood Pride and my VIP experience and who I loved and
who I hated. Because, honey, I've got
opinions and you know I'm going to share them with you.
And if you want my uncensored opinions, thoughts, and feelings
on everything, you got to go behind the paywall, sweetie.
And that is over at patreon.com/gayest of all time.
But honey, today, oh, it's a juicy show.
Lots of unfounded rumors that I'm reporting as if they were
fully true. Plus Britney's ex Dick pics hit
the Internet. Is Zachary Quinto a monster?
Mm hmm Jlo and Ben? Are they getting divorced or was
it all a cover so she could cancel the tour?
Is Busta Rhymes a zest monster? By the way, that is my new
favorite way to describe someone who is gay or in the closet gay
and that is a zest monster. Thank you for that one, Gen.
Z. Did Nicki Minaj have her pussy
eaten by Meg the stallion Jaguar Wright?
Think so. The Hollywood herpes tree?
Yes sweetie, that's a thing, OK. And it includes a lot of your
favorite stars. Is Britney trying to murder us
all by showing us the ring? Mm hmm, I think.
I think she might have. I think finally we know that she
hates her friends because she's trying to kill him with the
ring, if you know what I mean. Whoopi Goldberg puts the habit
back on for the anniversary, Sister act two and the details
of Whitney Houston's autopsy, a TikTok investigation.
Plus, Troye Sivan looks like he's sucking a Dick, but now
he's singing into a microphone. He is killing it.
We're going to talk about all that stuff today.
All good as fuck. So let's get into it, get into
it, into it, into it, get into it, into it, get into it.
Well, this week I was alerted by listener Todd F, who sent me a
little something from the very interesting Reddit thread
Celebrity Penis and Baby. Guess whose penis has leaked?
Yes, it is, sweetie. He did have a great big Dick.
Yes he did. And it looks very turgid, honey.
Very turgid. Yes, I'm talking about Sam
Ascari, formerly married to Britney Spears and one hot piece
of earth. And look included in this
celebrity Dick's Reddit thread is also some great.
I'm assuming these are like Instagram pictures he's posted.
Or maybe the body. I guess maybe I just maybe I was
just like I knew he was hot but God when you really look at what
the muscles look like. I mean he is a personal trainer.
He is a model. But maybe the muscles are
muscling and the Dick is digging 'cause even in these clothed
pictures he is giving full VPL honey.
And I'm talking head included and veins.
Wow. I'm zooming in right now.
But baby, I don't have to. Just imagine what it looks like
from zooming in to what it looks like underneath fabric though.
Speaking of underneath fabric, in the other picture posted on
the Reddit thread, it's him in red shorts and the Dick is
swinging and the cum gutters are cum guttering and the ABS are
ABS. But most importantly, is the
third image here on the Reddit thread.
Now can we be 100% sure that this is him?
No, because we only see the corner of this man's this face.
I'm sorry to this man. We only see the corner of this
man's face because most of the screen is taken up by a big,
thick, juicy, turgid Dick getting jerked, and now it looks
very good. Now, does the corner of the face
look like Sam Ascari's corner of the face?
Yes, it does. But wow, I'm just, you know,
he's jerking it up and down and then you really get it.
It has girth and it has length and he's laying there out like
he was out of the shower 'cause he's still has a towel around
his waist, but he has pulled that big, it's big, big Dick out
and he is jerking it for the camera or for whatever lady or
gentleman that he is sending these two.
Hey, we send it to me. Say you want your alimony.
You're going to send me some thick you need.
PS Oh, well, OK. I'm addicted to your sick pics.
Oh, all right, sweetie. Well, you got to have your
entertainment somehow, and it's just on a GIF loop.
And let me tell you, I could watch this for a while.
I would like to see that inserted in something.
Well, isn't this a classy show? Yes, it is.
That's why you listen to it. Well, congratulations Sam Ascari
on having a big turgid thick long Dick and a very nicely
trimmed beard and good nipple action and nice muscles and con
gutters and leg muscles And you know what, Sam Iscari, we you've
got it going on. I see why Brittany wanted to
marry you. After all, you seemed like a
nice guy too. But you were probably sick of
all the bullshit. What do you mean bullshit?
I mean that, sweetie. Seems like you're a lot to
handle. Me.
It's him. I was easy.
I was breezy. I love to spin.
I love to get to The Cheesecake Factory.
Well, you know what? I'm not gonna argue with you on
that. Other news is Sam did just get a
big new gig. He will be on the next season of
The Traders. Now.
I tried watching The Traders and I honestly I got bored, but I
did enjoy seeing the clips on social media and I will enjoy to
see Sam Ascari in hopefully tight clothing.
Maybe he'll have to jump in a lake and then the tight clothing
will be wet. Tight clothing on the Traders.
So congratulations Tim. That's a big gig for someone who
we're we only know because he was married to Brittany.
That's right, I'm a star maker. Other people on the Traitors
include Bob Harper. Remember him?
A noted homosexual who is a trainer and host of The Biggest
Loser. Oh, Bob the Drag Queen.
After touring with Medalta, he's now going to be a traitor.
He'll be very good. I bet he'll have a really good
social game. If there's one thing that Bob
the Drag Queen can do, it's get in with people.
Socially, he's very appealing, very charming and smart, so
that's pretty fun. Brittany Haynes, Who the fuck is
that? She was on Big Brother and
Reindeer Games. OK, well, we don't care about
her. Carolyn Wigger, We don't know
who that is. She was on Survivor as second
runner up. Who cares?
Chanel Ion, now that's good. That's from the Real Housewives
of Dubai. She's the glamorous 1 Chrishell
Strauss from Selling Sunset. I do not watch that but we know
who she is. Ciara Miller from summer house,
Danielle Reyes from Big Brother while they're really just doing
a lot of Big Brother and survivor people who Dolores
Catania from real house as of New Jersey or as Wendy Williams
would call her black Dolores even though she's not black.
Zorinda Medley honey, if they have alcohol there the traders
are going to be very spicy because this is 1.
Bitch, you seem so together when she's not drinking and so fucked
up. And a while they flurry when she
is drinking. Oh sexy alert Dylan Efron.
That is Zac Efron's little brother, who is unlike Zac
Efron, still good looking, but he is really good looking.
Maybe he will be a roommate with Sam Ascari and one of the
challenges will be that they have to show control their folk
and Dirks hope so. One can dream.
Some people from The Bachelorette, someone else from
Survivor, Some part of the royal family.
Lord IVA Mountbatten. What the fuck?
A WWE wrestler? Oh, interesting.
Boston Rob Mariano from Survivor Honey, Boston Rob managed to
really work Survivor pretty good.
He competed on the 4th, 8th, and 20th seasons of Survivor before
finally winning Survivor Redemption in 2011.
And he is still married to the woman he met on Survivor, his
wife Amber. Well, congratulations to him and
you know what? He will make it interesting.
God bless Robin Dixon from
Housewives of Potomac. She is off Housewives of Potomac
but she is on traders. Sounds good.
Traders will be less stressed than being on Potomac.
God, they're being on a house life show is rough.
They just want to rip each other to shreds and that's what we
love. But doesn't mean it seems like
it would be easy to be on it. Of course, Sam Iscari mm hmm And
like we said, hopefully he'll have a hard Dick the whole time.
Tom Sandoval mm hmm oh, America's villain.
Everybody hates him just so, so much.
Who cares? But he will be on there.
And you know what? He's also good to look at.
I mean, I really do not care about his personal business, but
maybe he'll be in a three bedroom with Dylan, Ephron, Sam
Ascari and it'll turn out that there's only one bed and they
all have to sleep in the same bed in the middle of the night.
They'll all start to come closer and closer and closer, and then
they'll start snuggling because they'll think they're with their
lady friends. They're not.
They're with their buddies. They're with their trigger
buddies. And then they'll start to rub.
They'll all search you a little horror, and then they'll wake up
and look, Oh my God, bro, your Dick from my fucking hole.
Probably. That's probably not going to
happen. But, you know, maybe they could
teach them a lesson on, you know what, What happens to cheaters.
They get double penetrated by minor celebrities.
Yeah. Get them more Survivor Piecens.
Someone named Tony Valachios. I remember him on Survivor.
And he won two seasons of Survivor.
Wow. They're making sure that this is
going to be a competitive season, honey.
And a good looking one. Well played.
Well, I like that, honey. Just with just with the good
looking men's is maybe I will have to check out the Traders
season 3. Now let's talk about Brittany.
Yeah, I'm talking about me. Yes we are.
Brittany made the weirdest post this week, which is, or should I
say Axela made the weirdest post this week and it's already been
taken down. OK, well, Britney shared the
entire contents from the cursed videotape that is featured in
the horror movie The Ring. OK, to all of her 42,000,000
followers. So she wrote in her caption.
Because when you you press play first it's a black screen and
then it's like, and you're like, what is this?
So is my Instagram not working? And then you see the fucking
ring, OK. And we know what that means.
If you've seen the ring, you know what's up.
So the caption said. Does anybody remember this movie
where they held a little girl captive too long and she finally
comes out of the TV walking on her hands and knees and
destroyed half the nation? Y'all stay cozy.
Y'all have nothing to worry about at all.
Love y'all. So if you haven't seen The Ring,
it's a movie where if you watch the cursed videotape of The
Ring, all you do is you see the ring and you see the clips of
some girl climbing out of well and then in seven days you die.
Of course, the comments said. Imagine if we all die in seven
days because Britney Spears posted The Ring video on her
Instagram and someone else said Britney Spears just lobbed the
ring video onto the timeline and I'm obsessed.
Imagine she just casually cursed 42.2 million people with one
post Mother Mayhem. I mean that is perverse that
Britney was like what should I post today?
How about the footage from the Ring?
Stay cozy y'all. Stay cozy, y'all.
You know what? Thank you Britney for keeping it
perverse. We like that though.
We like that very much. OK, let's get the Jlo stuff out
of the way. Jlo took my advice and she
cancelled her concert tour because honey, nobody was buying
the tickets to that. Nobody wanted to pay all that
much money to see fucking Jlo lip sync.
And after seeing Pride this weekend and seeing some people
lip sync a lot and not Kylie Minogue, she definitely sang
live. But if I went to a whole show
and knew the artist was lip syncing and I paid a lot of
money to sit close so I could see them and hear them, I would
be fucking pissed. So who wants to go see Jlo
pretend to sing or sing badly because we know she's taking
voice lessons. But honey, it's just not that.
It's never going to be that good.
OK, let's get loud. Now.
Of course, Jlo had to pretend that she was upset, that and it
was a tough decision to make to cancel the tour that nobody was
coming to and that she didn't want to fucking do and that she
shouldn't have done. Like I said, she needs to take a
step back, go into hiding, disappear for just two years and
not disappear, like never show your face, but just don't try to
sell us anything for a couple of years, OK?
You know, just you people who are interested can read the Jlo
newsletter. And you, you two years will be
gone on a blink of a eye, Jlo. And then you'll be back and
everyone will miss you and your glamour.
And you know, we'll have seen you every once in a while doing
chic mom style with the Birkin bag and an oversized blazer or
whatever the hell you're gonna do when you're picking up the
kids from school. But we don't need you to try to
sell us anything else. We don't need any more movies
currently that you probably have a couple in the can that we're
going to have to suffer through. See, this is the problem.
She's probably has at least a couple of other movies that are
coming out over the next couple of years and that she's
contractually obligated to do press for.
And this is the problem. I mean, if I was Jlo, I'd say
stop the presses. I'm not doing.
I'm not doing one more thing. But she can't.
But anyway, she had to pretend like she was sad about canceling
the tour and she said I'm completely heartsick and
devastated about letting you down.
Please know I wouldn't do this if I didn't feel it was
absolutely necessary. I promise I will make it up to
you and we'll all be together again.
I love you all so much. Until next time.
Now I guess we're supposed to believe that she's not canceling
the tour because of a poor taking sales.
She works. She's canceled the tour because
she needs to work on her family for her and Ben.
Now this is the thing people are now starting to think like wait
a minute, it was the whole divorce rumors thing planted to
give her an excuse to cancel the tour.
Is everything actually OK with Ben?
Has he been acting all this time?
Unhappy because he knew she was gonna have to cancel her tour?
Who knows? Who knows?
I mean, they have been seen together.
They were going to Violet's graduation.
That's been Affleck's daughter. I mean, Live Nation did say that
Jennifer's taking time off to be with her children, family and
close friends. I mean, if you had to cancel
your tour and get divorced, drama, but I guess.
Jennifer Lopez is the Elizabeth Taylor of this generation.
You know, she's going to have a lot of high profile
relationships. She's going to look glamorous.
She's going to do do it all and she's going to be up.
We're just going to be with her on the roller coaster, ups and
downs. And eventually she'll just be
with hanging out with gay guys in her 80s at the Abbey and
we'll be living. We'll be living.
You know who's probably disappointed with all those
people who were booked on the Jlo tour as dancers?
So that's somebody who's gone on a big celebrity star tour 'cause
you know, I toured with D Davonte's.
It's that's the life. I mean, it is fucking fabulous.
You stay at fabulous hotels, you perform a glamorous venues and
you can Make Love to gentlemen, new gentlemen in every city.
And let me tell you, that is probably one of the best parts
of it. So all of Jlo's faggot dancers
that we're planning to stay at The Four Seasons and suck a lot
of Dicks are shit out of luck. But you know what Jlo did after
she cancelled her tour? She stepped out for lunch and
shopping. And why shouldn't she?
She's rich millionaires. Just have lunch and go shopping.
That's what I would do if I was fucking Jlo.
I'd have lunch and go shopping in a lovely Gucci dress.
You know, like someone actually wrote a whole, like, defending
of Jennifer Lopez. Mexican actress Elisa Gonzalez
did come to the defense of Jennifer Lopez on social media,
and she said. I have to say, the level of
bullying that this woman has received in the last few months
is so disturbing and heartbreaking.
How can you complain about someone being mean while
enjoying being mean about them? People are humans, make mistakes
and have personal things happening while also having to
be constantly perfect in the public eye.
The world is a pretty complicated place.
The best thing we could be doing now is be kind.
We have no clue what people are experiencing and that is true.
You know, I was talking to my personal trainer about Jlo and
he doesn't really care about lady style pop culture at all.
And he said, what about Jennifer Lopez, that she's a horrible
person. That's how quickly the hate of
Jennifer Lopez just crashed on the shores of humanity over the
last couple months. So Jlo enjoys shopping and
lunch. She did show up in an oversized
blazer and Birkin bag picking up her kids from school and she
looks stunning so. Just do that.
And enjoy Ben Affleck's Berg Dirk, because if you've seen Ben
Affleck stick in that Gone Girl movie, Bitch Berg
Northwest. This is a little bit old news by
now, but I didn't talk about it because we didn't have a new
show last week. Northwest performed at the
fucking Hollywood Bowl in The Lion King.
Whatever 25th anniversary performance and boy did she
fucking suck. And this This is just Napao baby
explosion. I mean, and look, you can't
blame N they Kim Kim K was probably like, do you wanna star
in The Lion King, sweetie? And she said, yeah, mommy.
And she brought her and supposedly they were auditioning
kids showbiz kids who can actually sing for the part of
young Simba in the Hollywood Bowl concert.
And then they at the auditions, they said, OK, well, we have one
more person that we wanna bring in front of the casting team.
And in walked Kim K and Northwest.
And the producers all just probably drooled and had their
eyes bug out and saw a dollar signs in their eyes.
And they said she's cast no matter what.
She was terrible. I mean, if you saw the footage
of Northwest, she was wearing a little furry hoodie.
Now, of course, Kris Jenner, Kanye, everybody's in the
audience cheering her on. But if I had paid a lot of money
to go fucking see this and Northwest came out and did the
performance that she did, I would have been very annoyed
because she what it looked like was footage from a mid level
elementary school production. Off key singing, clunky
movement. Things that you expect when you
see regular kids perform, they're not usually good.
Why? Because they're stupid, dumb
little kids. But when you go to the Hollywood
Bowl and you pay top dollar to see all professionals celebrate
the legacy of The Lion King, you don't expect to see neppo #1
tromp out in a furry hoodie, sing off key and think that
they're amazing. Now this is just putting
Northwest in the line of fire and open for criticism because
you know, now we all can see, huh, you suck, you're not good.
But who was good at what, 12 honey, if I went back to my home
recordings. Cause look, I've been wanting to
be a person of note and star since I was like that age and I
was making little songs in my room and little videos.
And if I And I am thankful that there was no Internet at that
time and I couldn't upload all of my embarrassing performances
to the Internet because they would be there for everyone to
enjoy. And you know what?
They were off key and clunky, just like Northwest in The Lion
King. Uh huh.
Now look, she can make us eat her our words when she gets her
shit together later in life and she'd be like, that was a really
great learning experience for me.
But for now, it's just it's what I guess that's the whole thing.
The Kardashians just they don't care, Just lay down in the the
train tracks and let the train of public opinion run over you
because that's what they do. But I mean, if I was one, I
mean, the, the The funny thing was, was when they showed like
N's performance and Tiktoks and then they showed like all the
other kids that, you know, auditioned for it singing the
same part and how much better they were than her.
Well, good luck N OK, you have an album coming out.
So I guess get used to criticism because if they're letting you
release an album so young and putting you out there, it's just
gonna keep happening. Because so far, she has not
proven herself to be talented, OK at all.
I mean, her dad is Kanye West, but her mother is Kim K who's
beautiful but not really very talented.
So is Zachary Quinto a monster? Oh my gosh, I love stories about
celebrities being douches as long as I don't have to
experience it. Zachary Quinto went to a
Toronto, Canada restaurant and then was called out for being a
terrible customer. The Eatery Manila posted a
message tagging Zachary in their Instagram stories, and it went
like this. Zachary Quinto, an amazing Spock
but a terrible customer, yelled at our staff like an entitled
child after he didn't reply to two texts to inform him his
table was ready. And refusably, the empty tables
in the dining room weren't available for him despite being
politely informed they were spoken for.
Made our host cry and the rest of our brunch diner is
uncomfortable. Mr. Quinto, take your bad vibes
somewhere else. We have many other lovely
celebrities join us at Manila, but you are not one of them.
He's a monster. I mean, looking at his face, you
could say he looks like he could be a monster.
What he should be doing is having brunch with JVN and Jlo.
They can all be monsters together.
I don't think Zach, I think he declined to comment.
The Sister Act 2 cast reunited on The View for the 30th
anniversary of Sister Act Two. And boy, does that make me feel
old. Because honey, I remember when I
was in college and Sister Act two came out.
Let me tell you, I was so excited.
Was it? College.
Maybe I was in a summer program and it was late high school.
Well, whatever it was, when Sister Act Two came out, I was
so excited and the first of all, the day came out.
I went to see it in the theater and I also bought the
soundtrack, like the morning, you know, stuff.
The new music usually comes out on Tuesday, and this is when
they were still like record stores.
So I would think I went to like Sam Goody and I was the first
person in line to buy the Sisser Rack 2 soundtrack, which
coincidentally for Pride Month, did include Aretha Franklin's
version of Pride or Deeper Love, which was really fantastic.
Well anyway, Whoopi Goldberg rolled out all the kids except
Lauryn Hill from Sister Act Two and brought him on The view to
celebrate the 30th anniversary. Oh Happy Day.
Oh, happy day. Well, you know what?
Whoopi Goldberg, when you see her back in the habit, if you
don't mind the pun, she looks almost exactly the same.
We can. We're sister Act Three.
We can do that. It would still be.
Good, it would still be good. I can't believe Lauryn Hill
didn't show up to do her solo. She did show up.
She was 4 hours late so she missed the show I guess.
No she did not. I'll have to watch Sister act
two again. I mean, I remember loving that
as a young man. All right, Are you ready to get
into some completely unfounded rumors and gossip from TikTok?
Well, I am. Let's start with more, OK?
Jaguar, right? the Super villainous slash
superheroine of exposing Diddy, Jay-Z, Justin Bieber, Usher.
I mean, honey, she's made now a full sub career of in quotes
exposing people now and I, we can't tell whether everything
she says is true. But you know, obviously with the
Diddy stuff, she was talking about Diddy and all the fucked
up shit that he was doing for many years before the latest
Diddy rigamarole started to come about.
So she's gotten a lot of credibility and that has LED her
now to even push her theories further.
So and she's hanging out with Tokyo Tony, okay, She they're
hanging out smoking weed at a party and she is just pushing
more wild theories. And you know what?
We enjoy it. Let's listen to her latest one,
which is her talking about Megan the Stallion and Nicki Minaj.
I seen the video Megan ate the for the for the 16 feature every
I seen the video she done it at. The house.
No, no, no. Look, ask me.
The stage I've seen it, that was disturbed.
No, no, no. I've.
Seen this? Video.
No, 16 bars, like I'm just saying like, yeah.
You thought a lot of accusations.
I can't, but I could tell you who got it.
So if you couldn't quite understand what was going on
there, Jaguar Wright was claiming she's seen the tape of
Megan the stallion going down on Nicki Minaj so she could get the
hurt. The 16 bars from Nicki on her
song. OK, that, you know, would I love
that to be true? Sure.
Does it seem a little wild? Yeah.
But who knows in the Illuminati. What goes on in the hip hop
Illuminati? Well, darling, OK, another
Tiktok rumor that's been going on that is pretty interesting is
Busta Rhymes Zest monster. Now, you know, the kids have
been calling if something is a little gay, they call it zesty.
And so this former bodyguard has come out and is talking about
Busta Rhymes. And then somebody else also made
another video talking about similar thing about Busta
Rhymes. So the question is, is Busta
Rhymes girl and is that why he's always seemed lightly
homophobic? Because the lady doth protests
is you match. Seen you talking about Busta
Rhymes before. Oh yeah.
Some of your. Videos Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Super possessed monster for sure bro.
That's my thing bro. Like there's been common
knowledge though, like all my promoter homies would always
say, man, you know, we got to break some.
We got to bring some old. They call them, I'm not going to
say they call them fun boys. They say we got to have some fun
boys in the section for Buster. Faggots is what they mean to say
if. A ghost face killer before you
feel me being around him, You, you, you hear things.
You felt me. My damn, like my auntie, like
the biggest Busta Rhymes fan, you feel me?
Like every cookout, she playing it all.
His little fast rapper, all of that.
Him and Craig Mack playing that bro on my soul.
I'm out with a group of people. At this time I was with Don
Benjamin. You familiar with her?
No, never heard of her. Model dude.
Like a model guy. He was going to like some rapper
and stuff. His name is Don Benjamin.
I'm out with Don Benjamin and the club.
We ended up going to Busta Rhymes in there.
So he got it was a little lawyer guy that was with us and the
little lawyer guy we was with, you know, he was a gay dude,
Super cool filming, good guy, bro Busta Rhymes wanted him and
his section so bad. It goes on and then there's
another guy that talks about how Busta Rhymes saw him at the
club, then grabs his hand and want to bring him to his
section. Interesting.
I mean that would make sense. Why?
Because Busta Rhymes raps are quite artistic and unique and
well done. And what do homosexual people
do? Things that are unique, artistic
and well done. And it was like I said, it would
explain his seemingly homophobic moments because he was the lady
doth protesting at you match. All right, let's get into more
unsubstantiated rumors. This one is interesting.
Soulja Boy's boyfriend exposed. OK, so.
Tasha Kay, who gave us the. It was murder in that interview
with the guy who supposedly saw Will Smith fucking Dwayne Martin
as well as many other. You know she loves an
unsubstantiated rumor with a deep interview.
And this is a queen who is talking about his time when he.
Apparently was Soulja Boys little Superman.
That hoe is boyfriend and he talks about identifying Soulja
Boy's Dick. Apparently it goes to the left.
Let's take a listen. I loved it.
I had some Lou, it was Louvie.
It was everything and it was perfect.
And he was like, take this, you wipe it, right?
Like he kept like he's very like into like the race playing stuff
and then but but here's the thing.
I don't know if this was really him or it was like drunk him or
like, no, I'm nervous. I'm like, is he going to hurt
me? Is he making music?
I'm so nervous. I go up the stairs and I'm just
heartbeating, you know what I mean?
He's like, hey, what's up? And I was like, hey, what's up?
He was like, you get down and I was like, oh, am I gay?
Yeah, I'm gay. I get in there and at that
moment I have to go. I go from professional like a
fan to like, you're about to have sex with him, right?
So he pulls his Dick out right. And that thing was big.
Tasha no skinny man got. Big no, that thing was big
Tasha. But most skinny man got, I'm
gonna be honest, that thing was like fat and it goes, here's the
thing that makes a difference. It goes to the left.
OK, Like Tasha, it's long and it goes to the left.
Oh, OK. So yeah, to the left.
To the left, to the left, everything.
But I got to be serious. Look, he was like bias, his
inner bias who want to come out. It was but.
Go ahead, go ahead. Guys, I did like yo, I was like
shaking like if I do this, is he going to hurt me?
Because in my community you could be with a rapper or a
straight guy like that or a hood ass crip or blood right.
I've been there and done that when whenever they they come
today since the whole look up what the like, that's what
happens and you could lose your life like that.
That's why a lot of transgender women die.
Interesting. Now, I did stop paying $12.00 a
month for Tasha Kay, so I do not have the inside details on that
interview, but you know, it looks like he now he's a little
more thick, but it looks like he met Soulja Boy when he was kind
of a little white twink. And you know, Soulja Boy must
love a white twink. Here's another one that's fully
unsubstantiated but also interesting.
It's. The The Hollywood Herpes tree.
OK, now it's a We can't put all of our faith in this because
it's merely an infographic that I found online, but it is
interesting. Now, at the top of the Hollywood
herpes tree is Derek Jeter. OK.
And then the next level down is all the women that Derek Jeter
was with who supposedly he gave herpes too.
That includes Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, Scarlett
Johansson, Jessica Biel and all. What's her name?
Who's married to Nick Lashay? What the fuck is her name?
You know who I'm talking about. And then another arrow pointing
to a box that says most of the free world's remaining female
population. And then below them is all the
men that they have been with that they supposedly gave herpes
to. So for Jessica Alba, that
includes her husband, that guy who was the movie producer or
the PA turn movie producer Mark Wahlberg, Mariah into Eminem,
Scarlett Johansson with Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake,
Jared Leto with Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake.
Well, he got a double dose of herpes.
Ryan Reynolds. Wow, they Ryan Reynolds and
Justin Timberlake been fucking a lot of the same gals.
And for old, what's her name, Lachey, it's Nick Lachey.
And then, of course, from then, they show on the bottom of the
infographic just a huge crowd of people supposedly just saying,
you know, showing the large amount of people that these
stars have fucked. Now, what is interesting about
this is that perhaps now, look, we got to take this really grain
of salt. And we don't want to shame
people who have herpes because it's nobody's fault, OK?
But it is interesting. But think about it.
If Derek Jeter gave Mariah Carey herpes and then she gave it to
Eminem, would that be the reason for that very bizarre beef that
they had in the aughts? You know what I'm talking about.
Remember when he was so mad at Mariah?
They had a very strong beef, like they had gotten together
and then they were no longer friendly and she had to write
why are you so obsessed with me? And he rapped about her.
Well, was that because the Derek Jeter Hollywood Herpes tree made
his way from Mariah to Eminem? Who knows?
Are all of your favorite stars part of the Derek Cheetah Herpes
Tree? We just do not know.
But let's take this with a grain of salt.
This is from a website calledholycandy.com, so this is
all probably just unfounded conjecture.
Of course on Reddit it says there is a related post and it
says how did Derek Jeter give out herpes to everyone without
repercussions legally in public? Shame everyone loves Derek
Jeter. Seems like different guy.
Decent guy. But if you search though he gave
herpes to a lot of celebrities and a chunk of New York women.
How did sweet seeming girls like Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel
Scarlett, so Jan Johansson and so on get tricked into getting
herpes from someone who is a known herpes giver?
Oh wow, did all of them have sex without protection or do you
think? Or did it jump the condom?
That doesn't happen. Or did oral give them herpes?
Couldn't he be sued or charged for knowingly giving out herpes?
And of course, I think they go back to this infographic.
And now someone in the comments does say first start with having
herpes isn't shameful. Yes, most adults have the oral
form and most of them got it through harmless kisses from
grandparents when they were young.
And he says it's possible Derek Jeter didn't realize he was.
He passed it on 'cause he was having an outbreak.
Now, that is important to say. We don't want to make anyone
feel bad. Look, things happen, people get
whatever it is, it is what it is.
Well, God bless everyone. I hope everyone's all safe and
fine but. It was an interesting concept.
Now let's go to a TikTok that did the work for us and took, I
mean, some old work, old homework and got into the
details of Whitney's autopsy, which I did think was
interesting. Let's take a listen.
She is 42 pages long. Her death was ruled an accident,
and even though it was speculated that she was found in
her bathtub, she actually wasn't.
Someone did in fact find her face down in her bathtub, but by
the time the paramedics got to the hotel, she was laying in the
living room of her hotel room. The 1 LB.
Once her assistant found her dead inside of her bathroom of
Room 434 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, she called the paramedics
and the body was removed from the bathtub and put on the
floor. Substance abuse.
Perforation of posterior nasal septum due to snorting coke.
Heart disease 60% Narrowing of right coronary artery.
Pulmonary edema. Mild emphysema, the yomus of
uterus, congestion of the right colon, skull burns, abrasion of
the left forehead, abrasion of the left hand, abrasion of the
right lower leg, and superficial incision of the upper lip.
She has a near scar on the anterior left forearm, a faint
scar at the anterior pelvic broom, a scar at the area of the
left hip, and two piercings on each ear.
Now let's get into this hefty list of the substances that were
found in her blood or her urine at the time of death.
In her blood, she had two types of benzos and cocaine.
In her blood and her heart, she had ethanol, cocaine, fentanyl,
opiates, ibuprofen, more benzos, marijuana, and more alcohol.
She also had MDMA, also known as Molly or ecstasy.
Whoa, that's a lot. I liked that someone was doing
this old homework for us. I mean, that's God bless.
Now, remember, there was that whole, and there's like a lot of
conspiracy theories about Whitney's death.
I mean, remember, she handed a secret note to Brandy right
before, like days before she died.
And Brandy has never said what was in the note.
And then there is the thought that the evil Illuminati thought
that Whitney was worth more dead than alive and then somebody
offed her to get, you know, to profit on it.
Maybe evil Clive Davis or oh, what's her name, You know, the
her sister-in-law who is now running the Whitney estate.
People thought that maybe she was somehow involved.
I mean, and it is just so weird and suspicious that Whitney was
found in the tub though, and then that Bobby Chris died in
the same way a year later. Like whoa whoa whoa.
Rest in peace Whitney. Sorry to be mentioning your
autopsy, but it was an interesting TikTok.
JoJo Siwa was in London and being a bad girl, she was doing
her same kiss look but this time it was a rainbow kiss look.
And this weekend she will be in Los Angeles.
I bet she'll be wearing the same kiss look.
Drama. Some days I look.
At him here it's like, what the fuck are you?
I got me a sausage roll. Right away she's nasty, but it's
iconic. So you gotta go songs that's not
even you sing it. Ah JoJo, Ah JoJo, God bless.
I mean she's she is like a sausage roll.
It's horrible, but it's iconic. I guess we've really just let
the Standish for iconography go low.
But I will not be paying to see her at La Pride this weekend.
And as much as I can appreciate Ricky Martin for a sexy man who
gets a boner at Madonna concerts, I don't really care
about. Ole Ole Ole.
You know what I mean? Like not enough to go see it,
but JoJo will be there and you know where I will see it?
I'll see it on Instagram and I bet she'll say some dumb shit
just like she did here. Now there was a read of JoJo
that someone put online that I I did enjoy.
So let's let's just enjoy this. This is from Michael Gursky on
Instagram. Apologies in advance for
Wilding, my roasting has no boundaries.
We're going in on JoJo Siwa looking like what a Florida
trailer park resident envisions wealth to be.
Louisiana swamp prescription pill kingpin looking as Portland
ME backyard wrestler looking as you look like you snort C4 in
the curves locker room where you were banned previously conceived
in a port a potty at a Limp Biscuit concert.
Last night was a movie. We shotguns some low carb
monsters looking like you do meet and greets out of fireworks
tent in India. Looking like the founder of a
dating app that matches you with someone who's also in an Arby's
drive through currently. Oh did Netflix reboot the group?
LMFAO. Meet the creative mind behind
fun dip dildos Looking like a brat stall and My Little Pony
got stuck in the machine from the fly together.
Looking like a female pimpu traffics behind Denny's.
You look like somebody sprinkled coke on a pack of gushers.
Looking like you were on a roadside zoo.
That's just a ferret. Several small reptiles.
Bad influence in a 90s Nick cartoon.
Looking as if meth were more prevalent in 1950.
Doctor Seuss would have drawn you.
You look like your childhood crush was Slimer from the
Ghostbusters. Why do I feel like you dip dead
rodents in glitter and give them to your partner as a sign of
affection? And that's a Reed that's not
just a Reed. That shade and let's send on a
positive note. I just came across some Janet
Jackson in concert footage and baby Miss Janet Jackson looks so
good. I mean she's, she's of course a
little thicker. She's a woman in her 50s.
But she is dancing, she is moving, she is grooving.
She is in a sparkly jumpsuit slash suit with a tie, a sparkle
tie and high boots. And she is doing all the fucking
moves like she's always done her hair in beautiful braids and she
is moving and fucking grooving. Let's give it out for Janet
Jackson, who is just as good as ever.
You know what I mean? She has so many hits.
Rhythm Nation, anyone? I mean, the entire album control
anyone of the Janet album, even the songs that came later.
I mean, God bless her. And we're we're so lucky to have
her and have her still performing and be looking good
and being sweet. God bless Janet Jackson.
That's all I wanted to say. God bless Janet Jackson.
Thank you for all the entertainment sweetie.
Thank you for all the entertainment.
Yeah, so tell me what you want to do.
I don't do nothing stupid. I know what is happening in
front of you. All it is, is love on the boom.
Let's go when the DJ play this week.
Oh, just like no one's fighting. I'm gonna dance all night and I
don't care. Go stop the fighting and I'm
gonna show you how to burn. Well, honey, I hope you enjoyed
today's gay AF look. Can you do me a favor?
We're at let's see how many where, where what are we out on
these reviews? They're they're a little slow in
coming in, but we are at, I believe 172 reviews.
OK, which doesn't sound like a lot, but when I look at other
podcasts and some of them have 8:15, I say thank God that's not
me. Do we want me to feel?
Do we want me to spend time looking at other podcasts and
comparing my reviews to theirs? No.
So just. Do.
Dad a Favor 179 reviews OK, so that's fabulous now, Jesse B
Ward, longtime listener, said. Always great quality content on
all your podcasts. I've been listening since the
very beginning when I searched gay and Apple podcast.
Thank you Jesse and Viva la diva 444.
Love her. This is the best podcast that I
see for last before falling asleep.
Johnny has the night tea to send me off with a smile.
I love your show and I love you. I think that is a huge
compliment because I only listen to my favorite.
Shows with right before I fall asleep.
And then Jute Hare said. I'm an elder lesbian who's
wasn't listening to Johnny Governed for over 15 years.
He's so funny, extremely entertaining.
This is a podcast I listen to to get my pop culture fix.
I especially love the episodes that Britney Spears is on.
Thank. You.
So be like these lovely stars and write me a nice review, OK?
Do I have to beg? No, we don't.
Because like what's? It's only an amorphous thing.
It only just makes me feel better.
And it makes people who look at the show think, huh, a lot of
people like it. Maybe I'll give it a try.
You also post about the show. You could tell a friend about
the show. You could listen to it in the
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Because honey, it's a crowded market out here.
You got a really push to try to make yourself heard and known.
And how many times can I reinvent myself?
So I need your help, darling, I need your help.
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All right, everybody, I love you.
Hope you're continuing to have a lovely Pride Month and I'll see
you next week on Gay as Fuck. Bye baby.
I'm gonna shut this down. Kitty cat.
Meow meow, meow, meow meow. Miss Jackson helps she wear the
crown. Brand new sound.
Got a brand new style coming with the like Boom boom.
Wow. Janet Jackson, come soon.
Tell me what you want to do.
That's how I burn it up. Ain't no sitting down.
You got to keep it up and you must seek out the whole room.
Jumping on it is the motion from the 2nd to drown.
You got to happen. And bringing up beat.
It's so hot. Make it work make it work make
it work make it work make it work make it work make it work
make it work Make it work make it work Make it work make it
work. Tonight we.
Gonna come all together. Let me see your heads up high.
Burn it up. Burn it up.
Just how I burn it up. Just how I burn it up.