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It's a Kiki with Johnny Nick G 
gonna spill all that tea. 

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All my LGBTS. 
You're in luck cause Johnny 

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McGovern is gay as fuck. 
Hello everyone and welcome to 

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Gay as Fuck. 
I'm Mr. John to Mcgoverness. 

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He who is Well honey, it is a 
wild and crazy week for me 

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because I am prepping to host 7 
episodes in Two Days of a Queen 

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at Drag Con. 
So I am prepping. 

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I am getting ready. 
I'm having my looks put 

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together, I'm having my face 
reconstructed. 

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Now I'll be talking to Jimbo, 
Shay, Coulay, Lalaree, Envy, 

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Peru, Ketamine, Lolita Banana, 
and the entire cast of House on 

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Fire. 
Baby, this is going to be wild. 

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I mean, these episodes are going
to be shot in 30 minutes and we 

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got to get it in Wham bam. 
I mean, we've really have some 

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great shows planned, A lot of 
hot topic questions, lots of 

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games. 
It's going to be exciting. 

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Like I'm like, honey, this is 
what I really live for. 

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I mean, hosting the show on the 
floor. 

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I mean, they're building the set
of the show on the floor of Drag

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Con, which it's pretty exciting 
because years ago we tried to 

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price out what it would cost to 
really get and build up the set 

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of a queen at Dragon. 
So it could be like a photo type

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experience. 
And honey, I think it was like 

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$25,000. 
I mean, it was going to be very 

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expensive because you have to 
have all the union talent bring 

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in everything and put it all 
together. 

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I mean, that was going to be 
expensive. 

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So the fact that World of Wonder
is putting it together like this

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for these live tapings is very 
exciting. 

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They're also doing tapings of, 
of course, bring Back My Girls 

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with the legendary TS Madison 
and Ravens touch ups and she's 

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interviewing and doing make up 
talk. 

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I mean that's the show that I 
want to fucking watch. 

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Love Raven. 
Now today you're going to be 

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getting a special Patreon 
preview of something real gay. 

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I mean something, yes, yes, yes,
yes, also. 

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And even, I don't know if it's 
heart warming, but you know, 

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something's going to be warm. 
But before that, look, there's 

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one thing that I could not live 
without us being able to talk 

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about, which was Brittany's 
monologue. 

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Are you? 
Talking about my monologue. 

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Yes, I certainly am talking 
about your monologue. 

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Well. 
It's pretty great. 

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I think I might would have 
pulled. 

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Brittany, I mean, I know you 
like to stay off the mic, but 

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would you do us the honor of 
reading the monologue that you 

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recently posted to Instagram? 
I mean, it would mean so much to

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the listeners and to your fans. 
Now we know that you hate my 

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fans. 
Yes I do. 

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I really do hate them. 
They love you so much. 

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They won't need this and do 
that. 

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You know what I'm going to do? 
Nothing. 

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I'm going to Grace. 
I'm going to take pictures of 

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Grace, OK? 
Oh, that's why I learned to 

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fucking Greece, OK. 
I also have mayor of prostitutes

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in Greece, but you're never 
going to see that. 

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Why? 
Because I can keep a fucking 

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secret, OK? 
OK, but Brittany, can you please

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give us the official dramatic 
reading of this fantastic piece?

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I mean, I'm thinking of 
auditioning for Juilliard next 

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year and I'm going to do this as
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I'm. 
An author. 

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OK me on Broadway. 
Oh, Brittany, how about that? 

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How about that? 
I'm like a Maya Angelou. 

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Like a white Maya. 
Angelou Well, will you do us the

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honors, please? 
Well, I guess I could come 

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closer to the Mac and not just 
like the old days. 

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I'm right here in the center of 
the ring, just like, all right. 

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Well, here's a little piece that
I shared recently to Instagram. 

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Have you guys ever seen the 
movie Serendipity? 

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Kate Beckinsale? 
question mark. question mark. 

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question mark. 
Well, let me tell you, if you 

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haven't, you definitely should. 
Exclamation. 

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More exclamation, more 
exclamation point. 

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I adore Kate Beckinsale, 
especially because she's from 

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London. 
British flag. 

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I realized how incredibly cruel 
people were talking about her IG

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saying she needs more age 
appropriate content. 

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She's in her 50s and I thought 
it was pretty badass how she 

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responded with a mini bow in her
hair looking literally four 

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years old. 
Thumbs up. 

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Thumbs up. 
Not as bad as some of my 

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comments saying it's sad that 
I'm as old as I am and dancing 

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every single day on IJ. 
Exclamation point number one. 

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OK, I hardly ever dance and 
number. 

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Two. 
I'm not poor at all. 

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I have more ligature in my left 
toe than any ground man or woman

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on earth. 
And if you don't believe me, how

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long do you think I should keep 
this going for? 

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Exclamation point, exclamation 
point, exclamation point, 

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question mark, question mark. 
In my transparent opinion, 

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wealth and health isn't relied 
solely on cash in your bank 

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account, which I have lots of 
that too. 

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Realizing my quest and my own 
fucking interest and how I 

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demonstrate and serve back these
wise ass assholes just as Kate 

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did. 
I taught dance class last week 

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to a couple of teenagers. 
A lot of kids were too thin and 

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some were too big. 
I know what it's like to be 

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judged, so it's ridiculous and 
stupid subject initially, but I 

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think it's important to end 
caps, help each other, and 

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invite each other to places that
have our souls grow. 

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It's good to see others doing 
painting class, dance class. 

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What have you seen lately? 
Question mark, question mark 

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question mark. 
What are you going to do to help

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someone out and bring their 
dreams to life? 

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Despise being like me and Kate 
haters saying we're too old or 

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don't have the appropriate 
content. 

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Do you think perhaps they might 
be offended by what they see? 

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Would a condescending approach 
be better? 

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Like inviting those exact people
to my class and letting them see

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how my students are nourishing 
and living in camps their lives.

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Question mark, triple 
exclamation point. 

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It's good for the soul, yet 
frankly it's not condescending 

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in caps at all. 
It's being dot dot dot dot dot 

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dot dot dot dot dot dot a smart 
ass and damn those are usually 

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pretty attractive. 
On the flip side, there are 

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actually people that do help 
others out and mean well that 

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don't embarrass and demoralize. 
Another exclamation point, Time 

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5. 
I personally believe that being 

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vulnerable enough to ask someone
for inspiration or help 

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incredibly beautiful. 
But ironically in the world we 

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live in with how incredibly 
cruel people can be, yet be 

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extremely careful you allow your
circle with your heart. 

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I didn't write this part but I 
mean like you Mama, you daddy, 

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you Jamie Lynn, you Sam Ascari, 
you Gardner, you guard. 

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I'm gonna do a photo shoot with 
Kate and tell the Osborne family

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who's the most born family known
to mankind to kindly fuck. 

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Off what? 
Brittany, what was that last 

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minute fuck you to the the 
Osborne family Fuck. 

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Damn, I want to let everyone 
know that I think they're 

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fucking stupid pieces of shit. 
Sharon, you look weird. 

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And I was in picky. 
Ozzy, he's weird and dumb. 

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Old. 
What's her name? 

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She's dumb. 
And Jack, he's dumb. 

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Fuck them all. 
The sister nobody knew. 

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Fuck them. 
Stupid Osbourne family. 

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Well, that's it. 
That's all you needed, I think. 

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See ya. 
Bye fuckers. 

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See you next week, you dumb 
bucks, stupid listeners. 

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I hate you. 
I hate you most of all. 

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John, Governor. 
I know, but listen up listeners.

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This week on Gay as Fuck, I'm 
giving you another chance to 

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take a peek into the fun that 
I'm having over on the Patreon. 

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It really is where the joy in my
life comes from. 

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The shows, the people that I'm 
doing the shows with on there 

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and the interaction of the 
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It, it is the most fun. 
You know what I especially love 

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about everything we're doing 
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It's faggoty ass fuck. 
And so today I want to share 

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with you a special episode from 
the of the Patreon series Men or

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G, where we do deep dives on all
things gay, gay history, gay 

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life, gay culture, gay sex. 
And we are doing a deep dive 

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this week. 
Balls deep, one might say. 

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On to the gay porn classic big 
guns. 

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OK, me and Teddy Marcus talk 
about the men, the style, the 

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arc types, the dialogue bro, and
the elements that made Big Guns 

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one of the greatest gay 
pornographic films of all time. 

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And if you like what you hear, 
you can hear new episodes of 

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Energy over on the Patreon, as 
well as, like, you know, just a 

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million other shows. 
I'm doing up to three podcasts 

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week with a lot of my homies 
from gay pimpin, Adam, Joseph, 

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Eric Couture, of course, Mr. 
Teddy, Margus, Julian, Brandy 

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episodes are on there. 
Old Linda James episodes are on 

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there talking to, you know, my 
homo. 

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Homies of all types are on 
there. 

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We're talking fashion, glamour, 
excitement, wieners, balls, man 

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area sexy stuff, celebrity 
gossip. 

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Things are rough, you know what 
I mean? 

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It's a rough time in the world, 
and if you need a little place 

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to take a brain vacation where 
we just talk about lots of gay 

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stuff and live in a fantasyland,
then you're going to want to 

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come over and enjoy yourself and
decompress your brain for a 

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little bit with me on the 
Patreon. 

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OK, patreon.com/gays of all 
time. 

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And, you know, there's like 
hundreds of episodes of just 

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delightful gay homosexual 
enjoyment. 

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All right, so here is the big 
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Deep dive, balls deep. 
Let's get into it. 

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Get into it, into it. 
Get into it, into it. 

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Get into it. 
The 

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well, well, well well well well 
well. 

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Welcome to another gay tastic 
episode of Energy Energy, the 

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show where me and Teddy go deep 
on everything gay and especially

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dirty gay stuff. 
Balls deep, Johnny, we go balls 

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deep. 
Now, this movie really is the 

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reason why this show is what it 
is, because we started with 

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international mail and then we 
said, God, we need to talk about

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big guns. 
And then we said, wait a minute,

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that's a whole show, us talking 
about inappropriate gay stuff in

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detail in the dirtiest detail. 
And because we're on Patreon, 

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there's no haters to worry 
about. 

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We can be as as gay 
inappropriate as we want 

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thinking. 
As dirty as I wanna be and we 

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picked the right film, Heller. 
Oh did we ever. 

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Ladies and gentlemen, today on 
Menergy we are going to be 

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talking about the classic 
Catalina adult gay masterpiece. 

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Big guns, honey. 
When you say masterpiece, you 

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are not lying. 
I I watched it again after so 

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long and it's, it holds up and 
it's brilliant. 

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It's not only is it brilliant, 
but the acting is top notch. 

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The stories, the story is 
classic. 

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The the, the, the, the, the 
looks of the actors, the bodies,

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the we. 
We all have all seen gay porns 

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where you don't get all those 
bad story but hot people you 

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know interesting concept but the
guys aren't hot enough. 

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Well in Big Guns they did it all
and this music will set the tune

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the. 
Tone for. 

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A William Higgins production Big
Guns. 

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And they're not joking about The
Big Guns starring Mike Henson. 

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Mr. Mike Henson. 
Now I think this was made around

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87. 
Am I right about that? 

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Yeah, 87 it came out in 87. 
Catalina video was like at the 

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top of their game. 
William Higgins directed pretty 

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much every porn in the universe.
All the good ones, all the good 

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ones. 
And Mike Henson, like, he's in 

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every scene. 
Like it's so funny that you're 

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like, oh, they know Mike Henson.
Oh, there's Mike Henson. 

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Oh, you look, Mike Henson. 
William Higgins, the director, 

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was responsible for some of the 
greatest porno movies of the 

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century. 
But it's so funny because when 

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we look back at this movie 
through the the the sands of 

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time, I thought this was made in
the 70s. 

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It wasn't until recently that I 
realized it was made in 1980. 

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Motherfucking 7. 
It looks and it feels like a 

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time far gone from that even. 
It's so good. 

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It was so good. 
What else did William Higgins 

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do? 
I know he did big guns because 

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this is a masturbatory classic 
for me. 

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And then he also did the Young 
and the Hung, which would told 

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which I will tell you changed my
eye when I saw it, I said this 

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is what I'm interested in. 
I see. 

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Ah, very nice, William Higgins 
did. 

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He did Boys of Venice, which is 
that was like late 70s. 

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He did one called Pacific Coast 
Highway. 

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And it was like about these 
hitchhikers, you know, trying to

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hitch a ride in Malibu, man. 
And then they get to the Malibu 

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mansion. 
They're like, we're bored. 

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It's raining. 
Why don't we just fucking do it?

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OK, Let's do it like perfect. 
Like you can't. 

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His scenarios were perfection. 
He wasn't afraid to have 

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brothers have sex. 
OK, that was a theme. 

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And a lot of his other ones. 
I think one of his movies was 

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called Brothers Can Do It. 
Yeah, yes. 

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It was actually he just, Oh my 
God. 

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And then he became like a mogul 
because of that. 

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Like he just, it just became 
like a whole studio system. 

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Right. 
And then he was. 

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These were when these porns were
made, when porns were still shot

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on film. 
Yeah, where they and they, what 

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do you call it? 
They like gorilla filmed it in 

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the Palm Springs Hotel, like 
every hotel that they have been 

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in, every single one of the 
Williams Higgins production. 

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I was like, oh, I know that 
hotel. 

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I was in there. 
Wow. 

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Really, really interesting, 
right? 

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Of course, because they were 
here in Hollywood, probably. 

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Yeah. 
And so a Palm Springs really 

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like when there's even a scene 
in Big Guns where they're going 

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to Palm Springs that literally 
looks no different than it does 

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now. 
I was like, wait, this is 87 

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Palm Springs. 
It has not changed an iota. 

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I mean, now these now big guns, 
I mean, we should we just get 

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into it? 
I mean, there's just so much to 

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say. 
The stars of big guns are so 

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hot, so classic porn and they 
have a variety of sexy men of 

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different types from twink. 
To daddy, you, you name it. 

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It runs the gamut from trade to 
nerd to school to paperboy. 

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I mean, it's all of it and all 
of these. 

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Classic tropes is what William 
Higgins put in his movies. 

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It was like the paperboy fucking
the client, brothers fucking 

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each other. 
Military, of course. 

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Shooting range. 
The shooting range. 

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I forgot. 
What about that scene? 

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Hello. 
Of course, that's one of the 

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best ones. 
That is one of the best ones. 

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It's so good. 
And you know, I've gotta say 

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this about William Higgins. 
Like the way he directed it, it 

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was it was just, and the 
performers were just, they knew 

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what they were doing and they 
knew how to do it. 

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Take the opening scene with Mike
Henson is laying in his bed and 

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he's waking up and it's so hot, 
like he's wearing his little 

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tighty whities and he's turning 
all around. 

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And when he gets up and decides 
what, he says something like 

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it's too fucking cold to go to 
school and then gets undressed 

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again. 
But as he's bending over the 

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chair to look out the window, he
does this arch with his back and

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his butt hole spread. 
You're like, this is perfection.

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I mean, yes, the actors who 
starred and started the music 

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came up again, 'cause I was 
trying to, I was looking at all 

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the different stars. 
Interesting. 

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OK, I mean, we're talking about 
just these now. 

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There's not one big story in 
this movie. 

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It's not like they're trying to 
do some boring story. 

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They are. 
They are doing they're, they're 

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following one character, but we 
only really know about him is 

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that he's a sexy guy. 
He's on leave from some sort of 

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the base or barracks or 
something. 

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Right. 
He's a military guy on leave. 

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Now it's like this. 
Little. 

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Bro Mike Henson to the people, 
Teddy. 

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I mean give because I'm staring 
at him right now. 

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He's just showed me his hole. 
He is he's a lean, tight, 

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perfect swimmers, tight body, a 
little bit of muscle, light 

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dusting of hair. 
Currently he's he's nude, but 

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he's like he he to look out the 
window where he'll show his butt

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hole. 
He puts on his socks, which of 

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course are the long kind with 
the stripes because he's cold. 

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So he's got a he's peeking out 
the window. 

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He also doesn't even sit down to
put the socks on. 

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He literally can balance on one 
leg and put his socks on. 

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And I was like, you go Mike 
Henson, your flexibility is just

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phenomenal. 
He he's giving you a tanned body

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with the classic perfection of 
the underwear tan line. 

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He's got that. 
He's such a typical, I want to 

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say 80s, but it, well, I guess 
it could be 80s, the typical 80s

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hair, but he's got that smolder 
in his eye. 

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That's just these dark, 
beautiful eyes. 

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It's too cold to go to school 
today, but it's never too cold 

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to Jack off. 
I wrote that down. 

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Wait, I literally wrote that 
down verbatim in quotes. 

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Too fucking cold to go to 
school. 

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It's never too fucking cold to 
jerk off. 

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And then he he jerks off in a 
manner where he he just is 

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humping the bed to give us all 
so hot, beautiful view. 

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Of his never regions. 
It's so beautiful. 

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Which are. 
Beautiful, you know. 

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Should be made into a sculpture 
if you're talking about a 

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perfect hole. 
A showroom noon, never to shit 

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hole right it is it. 
It's smooth, it's clean. 

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How old balls better? 
Than during the making of this 

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like 25 or something. 
He was born in, He was born in 

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63. 
And so this was 87. 

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He was 24. 
Yep. 

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All right. 
OK, He's just, he's got that. 

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He's kind of got like he's like 
that bad boy, frat boy, kind of.

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Yeah. 
It's like Poppy. 

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Frat boy of the 80s 'cause he 
has a big bouffant. 

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Not a bouffant, but like that. 
Blow dried honey. 

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She's blow dried. 
Cut his Dick is big but not too 

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big, but you know, certainly in 
perfect in proportion to the 

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rest of his stunning. 
Body I when this came out I I 

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liked him and I thought he was 
cute. 

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He was not like my favorite and 
I know he pop but when I look at

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it now, honey, this is classic 
adult porn perfection to me it 

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is. 
I mean, you not since Miss Joey 

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Stefano hit the world. 
He'd been so enamored with a 

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perfect. 
I mean, he starred in a lot of 

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these William Megan's once, 
didn't he? 

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Yeah, in the in the Hung too. 
He was in, he was in Nevada 

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them. 
Because William Higgins used a 

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lot of these same guys in all 
the movies, playing always these

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different arc types of porno 
maleness. 

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He was uncredited in power tool.
Now I don't know if you know 

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power tool. 
I'm aware, but the other tool 

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might not be. 
Power Tool is Jeff Stryker's 

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big, big claim to fame. 
Like the big budget, The biggest

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budget? 
Ever pornography, ever, ever, 

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ever. 
And then he was in, you know, 

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young and the hung and he in hot
pursuit and he did a lot. 

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He did a lot. 
You know what? 

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The thing that blows my mind 
because I I knew a couple of 

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porn stars of that era, of 
course. 

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This is when talking with a 
senior really has its benefit. 

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I'm they would only not Mike 
Henson at this point, but 

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literally gay porn, you know, 
exploded kind of around this big

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guns era and they used to only 
get paid per scene. 

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It was still the way it goes. 
Really. 

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Still. 
Yes, steady they were probably 

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making big money compared to 
what they make now. 

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They would not. 
And since the only it's not 

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since the only fans revolution 
that porn stars are making any 

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money. 
In fact, they probably made more

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per scene in this era because 
the profits were bigger. 

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Probably. 
You're probably absolutely 

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right. 
And so he's in so many scenes. 

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So for this one movie, he did 
pretty well. 

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I mean, again, he got no 
royalties. 

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If we're going to break down the
illusion he got no royalties, he

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got nothing for this. 
He probably made like 2500 bucks

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or $3000 eighties money which is
more like almost 8000 or 10,000 

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now now but like he never got a 
royalty for this shit. 

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So you know we are enjoying 
ourselves on the back of the 

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frozen youth stolen from Mike 
Henson and all the rest. 

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Yeah, but they had a damn good 
time, honey. 

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And they had good. 
Doing it, yeah. 

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Look, it just, you know, it just
is, it's just, it's, it's 

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perfection. 
And he was perfection. 

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And he did he he gave you 
quintessential gay male porn 

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star. 
He's currently on my screen 

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giving quintessential gay male 
porn star. 

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What's he doing on your screen 
right now, Johnny? 

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Busted a load, he busted his 
load 'cause he's like, I'm not 

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going to school, I'm so erotic. 
I'm gonna hump the bed, I'm 

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gonna toss all my hair around, 
I'm gonna eat my own cum, I'm 

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gonna do all of it. 
That's And that's just what a 

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normal 80s frat guy on leave 
from the military does. 

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And even the way I'm glad you 
said eat my own cum, even the. 

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Way glad you said ate my own 
cum. 

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Even the way he did it, it was 
just so natural and organic. 

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It wasn't forced. 
He'd like reached down, picked 

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it up, and he gently grazed his 
tongue with a. 

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Cure. 
He's curious. 

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He's a young man now. 
I am watching him get dressed 

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from this session and the camera
starts on his perfectly arched 

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back as he slides on his jeans. 
His acid wash jeans. 

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And what does he say, Johnny? 
That's fine. 

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What does he say? 
I just. 

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Missed it, he said. 
Well I'll tell you I wrote it 

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down and he wait a SEC. 
He put I, I, oh, I noticed that 

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he puts the tank top on it's 
winner. 

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Hello. 
He. 

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Puts the tank top on and he 
tucks the tank top in. 

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OK, so good. 
This is a if you have the. 

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Body for it, it's a great outfit
and then he says something here 

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he's about to. 
Say too cold for school, but it 

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ain't too cold to hang out to go
hang out. 

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To go hang out. 
We all know what that means. 

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Because This is why I thought 
this was the 70s, because this 

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was just, it was just living. 
OK, Now we're in another scene, 

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Summertime. 
It's a different character. 

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It's a young blonde twink type 
in a matching, almost a jumpsuit

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look. 
It's a it's a green earth green 

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shirt, earth green jeans. 
Loafers. 

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White socks and loafers. 
He's Michael Jackson And then 

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wait, wait till Heath comes 
around the bend from the bike. 

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He's got like a Fanny pack on 
or. 

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Something. 
Oh, he does. 

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He does. 
He's coming. 

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What? 
What? 

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I don't remember what happened 
in this. 

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His butt hurts, remember. 
And he goes tell to tell Mike 

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Henson why his butt hurts. 
Do you remember why his butt 

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hurt? 
Watch it. 

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Well, I was out collecting the 
debts on my paper route and 

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well, I finally got hold of Mr. 
Egan. 

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He's never home to the airlines.
And I finally caught him and I 

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came in and he had me sit down 
on the couch. 

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So I did and he, he started 
writing his check for me for the

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money he owed me. 
And he sat down on the edge of 

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the couch and he wasn't wearing 
anything but a robe. 

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But when he sat down, it fell 
out. 

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But I'm almost sure he did it on
purpose because. 

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He. 
He's not only hung, but it 

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looked like a deadly weapon. 
Oh. 

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My God, it looked like a deadly 
weapon. 

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And well, I couldn't help but 
stare and he caught me looking 

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at it and I had to give him a 
blowjob. 

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You want it? 
Sure. 

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Yeah. 
Mr. So and So was not worried 

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about sexual harassment charges 
now, so here we are. 

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00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:49,440
So Mike Henson is now we find 
out he's roommates with another 

452
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,000
sexy young man in college who 
who's wearing like who comes 

453
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,200
home in a pink like polo with 
the collar turned up and he's 

454
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,360
telling him about his paper 
route. 

455
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,920
OK. 
So this is questionable, 

456
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,000
obviously and. 
He's the paper, but he's the 

457
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:09,760
paper. 
You know what? 

458
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,680
What blows my mind is I 
completely thought this scene 

459
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,320
was I, I remember this scene 
because, first of all, Chad 

460
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,800
Douglas, I can't. 
I love it. 

461
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,560
I love the way. 
Describe Chad Douglas for those 

462
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,480
who aren't familiar. 
Can I do it and and Chad Douglas

463
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,960
is such a typical like he looks 
like a village people person 

464
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:34,480
like from the 70s almost with 
this curly thick black hair, a 

465
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,960
almost a handlebar mustache, but
trimmed you know from 70s into 

466
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,920
80s hand the mustache bushy, 
hairy, thin, muscular. 

467
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,360
Lazy looking lean. 
Talk of death. 

468
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,680
Thank you very much Long. 
Face not ugly, but not quite 

469
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,240
attractive. 
Right, exactly. 

470
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,760
But this was, at the time, my 
favorite scene in the whole 

471
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,440
freaking film. 
And I thought he was a pizza 

472
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,200
boy. 
That is a different film, Teddy,

473
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,840
and that is called the Pizza Boy
William Higgins, and that is 

474
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,720
also William Higgins, and that 
also is worth its own show 

475
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:19,440
because it the lines, the sexual
archetypes, the classic tropes. 

476
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,200
Yeah, it is 'cause I think it's 
Chad Douglas in that scene as 

477
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,720
well, and he flips the guy over 
the table and fucks the pizza. 

478
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,920
Boy. 
And it's like a paper boy. 

479
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,360
There's a. 
Lot of like all these essential 

480
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,640
workers used to get benefits. 
And Chad Douglas was famous for 

481
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,560
saying shut up and suck. 
Right. 

482
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,400
Chad Douglas seemed like your 
Uncle Vinny's friend. 

483
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,920
He wasn't ugly. 
He wasn't whatever. 

484
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,240
He was long and hairy, long in 
the face, big kind of poofy 

485
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,760
hair. 
But when he took that Dick out 

486
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,120
of his pants, the Dick was a 
monster. 

487
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,960
It was he was hung, he was 
hairy, he was horny, baby. 

488
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,680
And you know, they he played 
this role in multiple films and 

489
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,800
now I never really always found 
him that appealing. 

490
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,240
But the paperboy goblin, a 
gigantic cock is appealing no 

491
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,600
matter who the cock is attached 
to. 

492
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,520
But this is where I think 
William Higgins shines. 

493
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,720
The scenario is you get off on 
the scenario, even if they're 

494
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,600
not your favorite looking 
actors. 

495
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,360
Right. 
This is where this is where you 

496
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,840
Teddy, you're so right. 
This is where this movie shines 

497
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:32,040
is because we've seen these 
tropes millions of times in 

498
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,360
porn. 
But when it's done, it's such a 

499
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,600
good, well acted. 
Manner and believable. 

500
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,400
With all the things and I mean 
just done so well, you're like, 

501
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,320
this is the hottest thing I've 
ever seen, though you've 

502
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,400
probably seen the customer in 
the paperboy a million a. 

503
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,040
Million times. 
But like Chad, Douglas is in 

504
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,320
that white robe. 
He's got nothing underneath it. 

505
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,040
He turns around to give them the
right to chat. 

506
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,680
He sits on the edge of the 
couch. 

507
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,840
And then? 
Just with the full. 

508
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,440
Robe open and the robe opens. 
I mean, how many little boys 

509
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,480
thought of that? 
And no matter who it was, you 

510
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,240
know, whoever your dream man 
was, you're like, right? 

511
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,640
Exactly. 
It's a, it's a classic, you 

512
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,120
know, male, gay male trope in 
your youth when you see somebody

513
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,520
stick by accident and they, they
play off those type of things a 

514
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,800
lot in this movie. 
Yeah, and this has What's this 

515
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,760
kid's name? 
This kid's name is Kevin Wiles, 

516
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,960
right? 
He was fine, but because there's

517
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,680
another super bottom named Kevin
in this movie, all others are 

518
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,400
eclipsed by the beauty and grace
of the the one that comes at the

519
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,080
end. 
But we do get some very close 

520
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,640
up, kind of like gaping whole 
shots of this kid. 

521
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,440
Oh, this is a like, this is like
a meeting at the at themen.com 

522
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,960
HR. 
They're like, what did we get on

523
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,080
back on that? 
Teddies alternate life is like a

524
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:03,360
porn producer for a studio. 
Well, we've got a lot of great 

525
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:09,120
gaping hole shots, which we've 
seen the numbers, people love 

526
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,560
them. 
We round the numbers through the

527
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:16,360
gaping hole computer and this is
what it's at An average of 14 

528
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,600
and half of gaping hole shots in
the entire film, mostly in the 

529
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,120
Chad Douglas Kevin Wiles scene. 
Kevin Wiles is though very 

530
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,920
appealing sexy fake blonde of 
the era. 

531
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,960
The styling of him in the pink 
polo with the collar turned up 

532
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,720
so perfect. 
A win to win. 

533
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,440
It is a win and a half. 
It's flawless. 

534
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:47,880
OK, so of course the paperboy 
gets paid by his client and. 

535
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,120
Then what is What does Kevin 
Williams say the ending line is?

536
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,160
Oh, the perils of being a 
paperboy. 

537
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,480
I mean, I haven't seen this in a
minute, this scene, and it's 

538
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,160
good. 
Oh, he's wearing on his shoes. 

539
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,880
What are those boat shoes with 
the the little rope on the 

540
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,040
outside? 
Oh, the docks. 

541
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,199
Docksiders, and he's wearing 
them, and now he doesn't have 

542
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,480
socks on. 
He took his socks off, but he's 

543
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:19,080
still wearing his Docksiders 
while he's getting fucked on the

544
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,280
countertop by Mr. so and So Who 
works? 

545
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,280
Who did? 
Who wouldn't even pay his paltry

546
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,239
bill? 
Cash, I guess. 

547
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,000
All right. 
Yeah. 

548
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,000
He had a check. 
He paid him with a check. 

549
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:36,239
Oh, Chad Douglas, I miss you. 
Chad Douglas is the part of the 

550
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,040
other part of the Chad Douglas. 
And I'm looking at Chad Douglas.

551
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,719
I'm saying, you know what? 
He is a handsome man. 

552
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:46,480
He had a mullet, a baby mullet. 
So the IT was a regular fluffy 

553
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,480
80s haircut on top, blow dried. 
But at the bottom, the mullet 

554
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,679
was just like little curls all 
the way across, so it gave him 

555
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:58,560
an extra sleazy touch. 
That he was definitely sleazy. 

556
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,000
I mean, he was perfect for these
roles. 

557
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,400
Perfect. 
Absolutely perfect. 

558
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,280
Well, oh wow, he really did put 
it in. 

559
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,240
I mean, I'm now seeing all the 
different angles and it's big. 

560
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,720
It is big. 
William Higgins likes to get 

561
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,440
every angle of his boys being 
plowed. 

562
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,160
William Higgins was an artist 
now? 

563
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,240
What the fuck? 
Why did William Higgins move to 

564
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,040
Czechoslovakia? 
Do you know the story? 

565
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,760
I don't know this story, but 
that would be a good deep dive 

566
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,440
one day too. 
Just to do the whole listeners, 

567
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,360
William Higgins who made these 
great movies at one point picked

568
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,960
up and moved to the Czech 
Republic or one of those things 

569
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,240
and now exclusively makes porn 
there. 

570
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:41,560
So that feels shady to me in 
some. 

571
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,280
Way his most recent I couldn't. 
Find anything on a quick 

572
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,160
Internet search? 
No, his most recent one was 

573
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,760
called Double Check 2009. 
I mean, he did go to the place 

574
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,280
where the most handsome men are 
in Eastern Europe, where like 

575
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:02,040
that Bellamy type of guy is like
just walking down the street. 

576
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,040
But it does. 
It lacks the charm and the 

577
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,320
everything of his earlier work 
like it. 

578
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,480
Well, he he says here that in 
something that I'm reading right

579
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,560
now, it says that his that game 
porn movies were so bad that he 

580
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,640
just said, screw it, I'm going 
to make them myself. 

581
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:24,040
And it alludes to some sort of 
the legal climate in US is what 

582
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,400
made him move to Amsterdam, 
where his distributor was, and 

583
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,160
then later relocating to Prague 
because it was cheaper. 

584
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,320
And then when the laws in the US
change, he just said I'm not 

585
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,040
coming back. 
Well, he probably made a wise 

586
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,080
decision, didn't he? 
I think so because he could live

587
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,640
in a. 
Frog it up. 

588
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,280
I mean, just off of big guns 
alone. 

589
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,400
I, I I know. 
He was not making any money from

590
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,520
big guns either. 
Chichi La Rue bought the 

591
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,360
Catalina catalog and I think she
was getting all the money for 

592
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,080
that. 
Come on, She she girl. 

593
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,880
Maybe he got he must have some 
kind of ownership in it, but I 

594
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,000
would assume after all these 
years, it probably went through 

595
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,720
so many different hands. 
Who knows? 

596
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,120
That's a paper trail of billing 
that would be difficult to 

597
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,520
navigate. 
And I do remember that, you 

598
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,640
know, I used to, you know, watch
Catalina and William Higgins and

599
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,080
then there wasn't Catalina, 
William Higgins. 

600
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,520
Then it was like William Higgins
presents like. 

601
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:26,680
So something went down for sure.
OK, now here we are at the next 

602
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:32,240
scene, so let's hear the dog. 
Oh yeah, he's still coming. 

603
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,360
OK, he's coming, he's coming, 
he's coming, he's coming, he's 

604
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,360
coming, he's coming. 
Afterglow, afterglow, he's 

605
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,480
coming again. 
Shoot whipping the come around 

606
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,680
guess. 
You have to say that the perils 

607
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,320
of being a. 
Paperboy. 

608
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,240
Oh wow, Oh wow. 
Now they're leaving the house. 

609
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,640
Mike Henson's wearing the 
tiniest denim shorts and a gym 

610
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,240
bag. 
I love him. 

611
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,720
And now we're in a new scene. 2 
new characters. 

612
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:03,120
We're in a loft apartment with 
windows on the ceiling and brick

613
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,000
on the wall. 
So good. 

614
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,560
Definitely a a Catalina Studio 
exclusive apart. 

615
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,000
Right, OK. 
And we meet two new guys. 

616
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,800
We don't really know much about 
them, so here they are. 

617
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:20,560
So you. 
Want to be here? 

618
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:28,000
Yeah. 
He's laying on his friend's bed.

619
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,600
What did he find under the 
pillow? 

620
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,240
This is my protection 40. 
Five, it's a gun an. 

621
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,120
Issue really? 
I'd learn how to use one with 

622
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:44,560
all the crazies running around. 
Now they're on the shooting 

623
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,080
range, they go to the shooting 
range. 

624
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,960
They these men are both 
extremely handsome. 

625
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:58,040
OK 80's porn archetypes. 
Cheekbones, blow dried hair, 

626
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:03,680
perfect bodies, skin supple mask
for mask. 

627
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,120
Totally mask for mask. 
Square jawed. 

628
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:12,600
Shooting guns in tank shirt. 
They look like, they're like, 

629
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,920
you know, the stars of the 
wrestling team grown up. 

630
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,320
This is like these are the hot 
jocks of the military. 

631
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,680
That's exactly what they look 
like. 

632
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,560
They also look like the cover of
International Mail. 

633
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,880
Hello. 
They're of course really 

634
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,120
beautiful. 
We like this aesthetic, so now 

635
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,640
he's has his arms around him and
he's showing him how better to 

636
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,600
shoot and he's helping him at 
the shooting range. 

637
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:41,080
Once again. 
Sexual tension is big time here.

638
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,840
He's really impressed with his 
buddy. 

639
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,640
There's another fantasy come to 
life, you know, with his arms 

640
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,720
around him, grabbing his, you 
know, triceps. 

641
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,800
Right. 
It's a very like forbidden, 

642
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,280
because obviously they're just 
two straight Bros. 

643
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,520
But as he's shooting, he starts 
lightly rubbing on him in a very

644
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,400
erotic manner. 
Down to his stomach and then 

645
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,840
he's going down even further. 
Crotch, crotch. 

646
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,840
Now he's grabbing the whole 
crotch. 

647
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,320
So there's no more secrets in 
this relationship. 

648
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,960
But the other guy keeps shooting
because he's not going to 

649
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:31,680
acknowledge it right now because
he's deeply closeted up. 

650
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,960
They're kissing on the range. 
You know, the woman who works at

651
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,320
the range is like, I've seen 
everything. 

652
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:42,440
I've seen it all now. 
Once again, another great shot 

653
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,520
of the two of them kissing, you 
know, touching, feeling, going 

654
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,560
down there. 
They're. 

655
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,920
Making Now they're back to the 
apartment and they are taking it

656
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:56,440
to another level. 
I mean shooting guns makes you 

657
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,520
horny. 
They're horny for each other, 

658
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,600
their unspoken passion. 
They've been showering together 

659
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,200
for years, and finally they can 
do what they've always wanted to

660
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,720
do. 
Lots of hull shots in this scene

661
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:14,080
I wrote down. 
I've got a couple notes. 

662
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,000
Lots of hull shots in this 
scene, so that's a power. 

663
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,320
The gaping cold, the gaping hole
counter has the count here. 

664
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,960
I think there's 3 1/2 at this 
seat. 

665
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,840
Right, and there's just like 
there's a lot of like undressing

666
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,920
of like, you know, the pants 
down to the tighty whities down 

667
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:36,240
to just covering the Dick down 
to revealing all and then he 

668
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:42,080
starts to suck his Bros Dick. 
I mean, this is just the 

669
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:47,200
perfection of the the bodies is 
like wow, wow, true. 

670
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,800
And then what I also loved was 
you didn't know who was going to

671
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,240
fuck who. 
You were like, wait, okay, who's

672
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,280
going to fuck who, right. 
Except with the Chad Douglas 

673
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,600
Kevin wow scene. 
But every new in this scene, 

674
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,520
This scene, yeah. 
This is what the scene is all 

675
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,920
about. 
That and showroom new holes 

676
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,200
because the holes are showroom 
new. 

677
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,800
Did you see the whole shop? 
Oh yeah, I'm looking at one 

678
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,760
right now. 
It's a, It's A and you're like, 

679
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,800
that hole is direct from the 
store. 

680
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:19,640
They just ship, it's never 
taking a shit at. 

681
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,680
All not even taking a shit. 
It's the perfect. 

682
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,000
And of course, while he's 
sucking his Dick, you know he's 

683
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,320
naked. 
His buddy has pulled his tank 

684
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:34,720
top over his neck. 
Classic look. 

685
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,120
That is such a good look. 
And then he's wearing his. 

686
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,880
What do you they're like 
international male foreign 

687
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,680
lesion pants? 
Wearing a foreign because the 

688
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,400
friend now goes down starts 
sucking his Dick, but the 

689
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,480
military pants that he's wearing
are extremely detailed. 

690
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,920
They do look like a an 
international male exclusive. 

691
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800
I mean, this is a good scene I'm
telling. 

692
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,560
You This is a great scene. 
It is. 

693
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,680
Now this, Now we get to the bed 
and the power struggle here is 

694
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,560
what is interesting because as 
we, the audience, are not sure 

695
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:18,200
who's going to fuck who, 
apparently our characters also 

696
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,840
don't know who's going to fuck 
who. 

697
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,880
And they would get some gaping 
hole shots from the other end 

698
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,960
this time. 
But the the person whose 

699
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:31,720
apartment this is is seeming 
like he's taken the lead. 

700
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,440
The guy's still wearing his 
white socks. 

701
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,560
He's lining himself right up. 
Yeah, did you see the the boob 

702
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,560
stains on the bed? 
I'm obsessed with them. 

703
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,840
He's still wearing the tank top 
over his shoulder. 

704
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:58,160
He'll never take it off. 
Now there's a line that's coming

705
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,880
up that is is a classic line. 
I'm trying to wait to see when 

706
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,960
it comes up because of course I 
found it very erotic at the when

707
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:10,880
I first saw this because he's 
fucking his buddies, fucking his

708
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,600
buddies, got his socks on the 
tank tiles rolled up over his 

709
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,880
head and the guy's taking it for
some of her his first time 

710
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,080
taking a man Dick. 
He's doing well. 

711
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,280
He's doing a good job for first 
time. 

712
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
We can guess that this isn't the
first time for the two of them. 

713
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,240
OK, the music is fading again. 
We're seeing perfect buttholes 

714
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,160
in every direction. 
Perfect buttholes in every 

715
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,400
direction. 
Now he's fucking him. 

716
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,200
He's going deep. 
I think this is where the line 

717
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,880
is coming up. 
It's a classic line. 

718
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,440
You love it, don't you? 
That guy says that a lot. 

719
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,320
This is like an ASMR moaning 
podcast right now. 

720
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,840
Not hating it, just. 
Waiting for this, for the line. 

721
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,760
It's so good when he's really 
bringing them home and they're 

722
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,800
both still wearing their socks. 
Which was so hot. 

723
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,960
I mean, and this guy's got 
another big one. 

724
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,360
Yeah, and the squirting is 
wonderful, very powerful. 

725
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,520
The. 
Powerful squirting the powerful 

726
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,760
squirts of these two actors. 
The I mean again, remember this 

727
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:50,200
was before Viagra. 
This was before like they had to

728
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,920
like do this for a long time and
just stay in the morning. 

729
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,320
Collapse on top of one 
another's. 

730
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:02,880
Side I mean wow OK I did not 
remember the mega the mega jizz 

731
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,600
explosion. 
Yeah, that was that. 

732
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:10,080
Character, I mean, like, it's 
really he should, they should go

733
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,400
back in time and give an Oscar 
for best jizz. 

734
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:24,840
Best jizz in a movie from 1987 
goes to I mean, so they're 

735
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,160
taking it home. 
Where is the line I? 

736
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,440
Don't know, but you know they do
it again, right? 

737
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,280
Yeah, of course. 
That's where the line comes up. 

738
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,880
OK, They're jizzing. 
They're jizzing, they're 

739
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,080
jizzing. 
Now he's lying on the bed. 

740
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,280
He's like, no turnover. 
I'm going to do it again. 

741
00:46:45,280 --> 00:47:05,200
One more time. 
Going in. 

742
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,800
Sorry for all the moaning, but 
I'm waiting for this line, 

743
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,360
OK? 
Because he's really banging him 

744
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:34,840
hard now and he's slapping his 
ass. 

745
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,640
Did you hear that, Teddy? 
What'd he say? 

746
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,840
He said don't hit my ass too 
hard or my girlfriend or wonder 

747
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:49,320
what I've been doing. 
Yes, thank you, William Higgins,

748
00:47:49,440 --> 00:48:06,920
he wrote it as well. 
This buddy doesn't care. 

749
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:13,160
Fuck your girlfriend, man. 
I mean, don't make my ass too 

750
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,320
red. 
And then he just really. 

751
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,600
He's bringing it home. 
He is bringing it home. 

752
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,280
Oh wait, what did he say? 
I think he says something like 

753
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:29,920
give this to your girlfriend. 
This is what you love going up 

754
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,720
your ass, don't you? 
It is the Jeff Stryker school of

755
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,400
you like this, don't you? 
That happened a lot in these is 

756
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,560
this era of films. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

757
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,200
And that was the. 
Internalized homophobia, 

758
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,040
everyone. 
If you weren't wondering, that 

759
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,840
is the internalized homophobia 
of where one person is like, 

760
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,040
yeah, you like this, you dirty 
little fucking faggot. 

761
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,200
Yeah, I do like it. 
Fuck yeah. 

762
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,400
You know, that's all 
internalized, but it's part of 

763
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,920
the it's part of the world. 
I mean, it's part of this world 

764
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,320
in particular. 
Well, I mean, think about it 

765
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,880
though, because what, you know, 
we, we were repressed for so 

766
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:17,120
long that when you got to be 
free and and fuck around, the 

767
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,960
fantasy of it, you know, 
surpassed the the reality of the

768
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,840
situation. 
And then then once again, these 

769
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,320
were made strictly for for 
fantasy. 

770
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,120
Hello. 
Agreed. 

771
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,080
OK, so now they fuck, they fuck 
twice. 

772
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,920
They're like, fuck your 
girlfriend man. 

773
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,080
They're in the loft. 
The Loft has an art of like a 

774
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,160
fish of a surfer. 
A cowboy. 

775
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,880
OK, now they fall. 
They fall on the bed. 

776
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:51,360
Yes. 
Fade to blackened. 

777
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:03,720
Oh. 
OK, so now that was just that 

778
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:06,440
sequence. 
That sequence is over now, it 

779
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,200
turns out. 
Mike Henson our. 

780
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,120
Star. 
He's back. 

781
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,520
Is back now. 
What is the name of the actor 

782
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,840
who is the blonde in the bed 
with? 

783
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,240
I tried. 
I don't know, I tried to. 

784
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,240
I watch the credits so many 
times that I can't. 

785
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:25,760
I have it off on pornhub and I 
think they say who the I can't 

786
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,880
figure. 
Out who it is. 

787
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,960
Kevin Wilde, Johnny Davenport, 
Kevin Williams, Mike Henson. 

788
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,040
I think it might be John 
Rocklin. 

789
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,800
This is. 
Yeah, I thought, I thought that 

790
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,160
too, but John Rocklin, I looks 
more like the other one, but 

791
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,640
they kind of look so similar. 
I couldn't, you know, I'm. 

792
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,640
Pretty sure that this John 
Rocklin is the guy we like. 

793
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,480
Do you like this? 
Don't you, that guy? 

794
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Oh God, Now I'm just now it's an
Internet hole because like I'm 

795
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,600
going like, you know, anything 
you click on one of these sites,

796
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,920
it's like you're down a hole of 
like webcam holes and Dicks and 

797
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,600
then pussy somehow get in there 
and you're like, oh God. 

798
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,480
Well, don't make me wait for the
next scene, Johnny, please. 

799
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,720
OK, well here Mike Henson comes 
to visit his friend who's 

800
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:16,000
playing laying in bed with his a
gun and his underwear. 

801
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,320
So here's what happens. 
I'm going. 

802
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:30,440
PS. 
My tension just late, you know, 

803
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,640
sits on the bed, relaxing in his
friend's loft where he just 

804
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,360
pounded out his military. 
But. 

805
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:40,480
Yeah, I love what happens next. 
Out there in Palm Springs. 

806
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,160
About time to take a dip Ready 
Johnny? 

807
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,440
Please. 
OK, now we see a 70s sitcom 

808
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:58,680
style mother and father with son
come into the hotel. 

809
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,800
Look at the way this son walks 
with the like the suitcase like 

810
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,680
so. 
Oh, honey. 

811
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,600
So the parents in this scenario,
because we our heroes are, are 

812
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:15,400
at the table drinking Pepsis 
into Palm Springs, their shirts 

813
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,520
off and they see like literally 
like GAIL Gordon and Ethel 

814
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:24,440
Mertz. 
And like GAIL Gordon, the dad is

815
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:29,080
wearing like a a bucket hat, 
sunglasses, white socks and 

816
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:34,760
white shoes and like a a safari 
shirt and short ensemble. 

817
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,320
The Ethel Mertz lady is wearing 
a 50s style day dress with a big

818
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,480
purse and a big duffel and a 
floppy hat. 

819
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,200
So perfect and this thing is 
just trailing behind. 

820
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,840
Heaven, what's his name again? 
Williams. 

821
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:56,480
Kevin Williams plays their 18 
year old son, I guess we're 

822
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:03,000
going to say, and he is 
following them into the motel 

823
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,400
that. 
Guy's a. 

824
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,560
Hot number. 
Huh. 

825
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:21,000
That guy's a hot number, huh? 
Then we get back to the comedy 

826
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,400
of Mom and Dad and they're very 
handsome son, though they are 

827
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,200
not very attractive. 
And they can't. 

828
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,440
Their dad's had trouble getting 
into the hotel room, which makes

829
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,720
me laugh. 
Now our heroes are out by the 

830
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:39,160
pool and they are lurking 
because of course Kevin Williams

831
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,600
is going to the pool in a white 
Speedo and. 

832
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,760
To do like gorgeous white. 
Now Kevin Williams is giving you

833
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:56,000
the epitome of eternal twink, 
California eternal trink cherub 

834
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,560
sex doll. 
Yep, all those things. 

835
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,520
Yep, innocent. 
I don't know. 

836
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,520
Hey, I'm going to go swimming. 
I'm just here with my parents. 

837
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,640
Perfection. 
Right in my white Speedo no one 

838
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:23,680
will notice me. 
I can get them 100 bucks. 

839
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:30,440
Betcha I can get them now. 
This is where the film takes a 

840
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,360
turn into things which people 
might not appreciate. 

841
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:41,360
Today's world impersonating a 
massage therapist? 

842
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:47,000
It's breaking and entering into 
a hotel room under false 

843
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,480
pretenses. 
I'm going to back you up. 

844
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,200
There was no breaking and 
entering. 

845
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,800
He let him in. 
Right. 

846
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,880
So they're going to be back in a
couple hours. 

847
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,080
White Speedo Kevin Williams is 
there. 

848
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,320
No, you're not. 
Yes, I am. 

849
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,440
You ain't even going to touch 
him. 

850
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,000
And how are you going to prove 
it to me? 

851
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,080
Just wait and see. 
I'll go over there, do it, come 

852
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,360
back and tell you. 
Yeah. 

853
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,000
And I'm supposed to believe you,
huh? 

854
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,480
Yes. 
I've got a better idea. 

855
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:19,280
What? 
This little outfit CID boys back

856
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,920
at base let me use. 
See that little window right 

857
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,320
there? 
And this. 

858
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:40,120
So he takes out a huge home VHS 
video recorder and puts it in a 

859
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:44,960
bag so that John Henson can 
secretly videotape and broadcast

860
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,760
his indirect. 
He has a complete surveillance 

861
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,600
system with him on his trip to 
PS. 

862
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,840
Right from the base, the boys at
the base lent it to him and he 

863
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:02,280
has a mini TV which is as big as
what would you, How big is that 

864
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,000
Teddy? 
What would you compare that to? 

865
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,440
Like a box of that, a bottle of 
whiskey comes in. 

866
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,160
Yeah, that's absolutely the size
of it all. 

867
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:16,560
Right. 
Oh my God. 

868
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,520
I don't know about this, I'm 
just about to go pretend I'm a 

869
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:25,000
massage therapist to win this 
bet, but this might this might 

870
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,200
be too much. 
Thousands of dollars that they 

871
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,880
just let me take on my vacation 
to. 

872
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:35,000
PS. 
There's the socks. 

873
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,480
Right. 
I mean, he's got to have his 

874
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,040
mini shorts, he's got to have 
his socks. 

875
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:42,560
Well, those mini shorts are my 
favorite. 

876
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:47,200
You know that I just absolutely.
This is a classic male look, 

877
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,120
mini shorts and high socks. 
I had go go boys dressed like 

878
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,840
that for years. 
It's just perfection. 

879
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,240
It is William Higgins. 
You deserve Oscars upon Oscars. 

880
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,200
Do it and then talk about it 
bro. 

881
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,560
Here's the bag. 
Here's where he goes into 

882
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,640
perpetrate a fraud that I guess 
everyone is happy in the end. 

883
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,120
This is perfect. 
I'm. 

884
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,240
Here to get a massage with room 
15 Order. 

885
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,280
I did not order a massage. 
You sure? 

886
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,000
I've got the ticket right here. 
It's been paid for and 

887
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,280
everything. 
Well, perhaps my parents did, 

888
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,240
but they're not here right now. 
Can we talk about his accent? 

889
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,600
Can we stop? 
We have to stop it right here. 

890
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,160
Because here's where the 
perfection comes the the 

891
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:35,720
perfection, the perfection of 
Kevin Williams is starts now. 

892
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,400
Right his face is perfection, 
his body is perfection, the 

893
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,680
styling of his outfits and the. 
Perfection. 

894
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,400
And his acting as horny teen. 
Is that's what I'm. 

895
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,040
Talking about that's what I'm 
talking about. 

896
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:53,680
That's what that's what would 
get you off back in the day 

897
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,680
before the shaved head and the 
the and then now you have like 

898
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,480
the, the, the, the, the plumber 
comes and the plumbers, the 

899
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,440
twink and he's like, I'm here to
fix your pipes. 

900
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,280
Like we don't buy it. 
We buy this. 

901
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,400
Very believable because we've 
already got a full movie of Mike

902
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,200
Hanson, so we know that he's a 
stud who doesn't want to go to 

903
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,000
school. 
He wants to jerk off, OK? 

904
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,400
He wants to do whatever it 
takes. 

905
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,960
Yes. 
He's only been so long to be off

906
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,240
base, so he's got to have fun. 
And Kevin Williams, just so 

907
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:29,800
like, I didn't order a massage. 
Not I didn't order a massage. 

908
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,920
I mean, Kevin Williams face at 
this when he was probably he's 

909
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,960
probably like 21 or something in
this movie. 

910
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:40,320
He is so and he did age well. 
He still was very handsome as he

911
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:47,440
got older, but the the frozen in
time youthful beauty in this is 

912
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,280
quite astonishing. 
It's perfection. 

913
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,240
Now these now I can't handle it 
from here on. 

914
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,240
I'm I'm. 
I'm speechless. 

915
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,360
Well, I've never had it beside 
before. 

916
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,880
Oh, you'll love it. 
It's great for muscles and 

917
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,960
everything. 
Come on. 

918
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,920
I mean, it's been paid for. 
Why waste it? 

919
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,320
Well, OK, good. 
OK. 

920
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,000
She goes into the hotel room. 
I love the bed, a double bed and

921
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,560
a cot. 
Love it. 

922
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,160
Well, we can start out by you 
laying on the bed. 

923
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,600
Why can't you lay on this bed? 
Well, this is my bed and that's 

924
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,200
my parents bed. 
This is where I sleep. 

925
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,240
Perfect, my bed. 
This is my parents bed. 

926
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,960
What is that accent? 
I just can't quite face it. 

927
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,240
It's like North Dakota. 
It's like Midwest. 

928
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,440
It's like right? 
It's not California. 

929
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,920
It's perfect. 
It's perfection. 

930
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:43,720
I can't. 
So you get these close-ups of 

931
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,920
each guy so as if they're stare 
at the camera, as if they're 

932
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,840
talking to each other. 
So you get a picture of 

933
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:56,000
innocence with Kevin and then 
Mike Henson giving you like a 

934
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:01,680
like romance sex eyes with both 
of the blow dried hair is just. 

935
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:07,040
Yeah, and and Kevin's like like 
brassy blonde looks like a a 

936
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,760
baseball player, apple pie 
loving Chevrolet. 

937
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,400
Exactly. 
He looks like apple 

938
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,880
motherfucking pie straight off 
the bus from Iowa. 

939
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:22,080
For he's corn fed, milk fed, 
farm race, he's all of that the.

940
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,000
Twink archetype that twinks wish
they were. 

941
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,680
I mean, right? 
Break it down sharp. 

942
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,200
Absolutely. 
OK, let's. 

943
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:35,360
Continue this most moves to the 
bed places the camera bag. 

944
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,400
Sure. 
Go ahead. 

945
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,720
Go ahead and take your shirt 
off. 

946
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,400
I'm going to put some oil on 
your back, OK? 

947
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,160
Kevin Williams looks a little 
confused every time, like, oh, 

948
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:52,760
OK, I guess so. 
So good. 

949
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,520
We know from this music that 
they're about to fuck. 

950
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,160
My favorite. 
This is my favorite line coming 

951
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:23,440
up. 
50 bucks. 50 bucks. 

952
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:31,760
How many do you do a day? 
About three $150.00. 

953
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,000
Wow, that's some pretty good 
money. 

954
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,080
Do you do ladies too? 
Here we go, here we go. 

955
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,440
Do. 
You ever get the best run with 

956
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,480
them? 
Sometimes you know one thing 

957
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,640
leads to. 
Another look. 

958
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,520
One thing leads to another 
eyebrow raise. 50 bucks you get 

959
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,400
pussy too. 
OK, please stop it. 

960
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,120
Please. 50 bucks you get pushy 
too. 

961
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,920
Wow. 
Yes. 

962
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,080
Whoa. 
For 50 bucks you get pushy too. 

963
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,800
Perfect. 
It's so perfect. 

964
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,360
So well acted. 
It's so perfect. 

965
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,800
Look how playful my case Mike 
Henson is such a playful, 

966
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,320
playful, playful I think. 
It's time to do your legs. 

967
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,560
Go ahead, get comfortable. 
No problem. 

968
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,760
Better take your shirts off 
because I don't want to get oil 

969
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,920
on them. 
I don't want you. 

970
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,000
And here's another William 
Higgins where he he just 

971
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,920
absolutely is the master of dove
directing porn. 

972
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,440
The the shots that he does when 
he's massaging his legs and his 

973
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,200
ass is just he cannot not be 
horny they. 

974
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,680
Went down to my aunt and uncles,
back to 3-4 homes. 

975
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:02,000
Oh, really? 
Hands are traveling. 

976
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,240
He's wearing Speedo brand Tidy 
1. 

977
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,360
Of it. 
But look, let's touch the net 

978
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:07,800
sack. 
Let's touch the sack. 

979
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,040
And he's like, interesting going
on. 

980
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,800
He gives a little eyebrow raise 
to kid. 

981
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:23,320
Oh my God, I can't. 
Well, I don't think we should do

982
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,920
that. 
Why not? 

983
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,600
Well, I kind of get a problem 
down. 

984
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,000
There. 
Oh my God, he's so adorable. 

985
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,280
He's so adorable. 
I won't. 

986
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,400
Even. 
Know little grin. 

987
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,440
I kind of got to come. 
Then we cut to the perfect of 

988
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:41,800
television in the other room, 
the tiny bread box sized 

989
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,520
television and the buddies 
watching. 

990
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,800
He's like oh man, I lost my 100 
bucks. 

991
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,360
Oh, poor thing, you lost your 
100 bucks. 

992
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,800
Even the way Kevin lies there, 
like, I don't know what's going 

993
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,800
to happen. 
I mean, the performance is very 

994
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:02,160
good, very good. 
Oh my God, perfection. 

995
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:06,800
This scene was classic and. 
Just the layers of undressing, 

996
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,080
you know what I mean? 
Like it's not there. 

997
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,520
Don't just get naked right away.
Right. 

998
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,880
He's actually he's giving him a 
rub all over. 

999
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,040
Grazing the penis. 
Just grazing it. 

1000
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:27,640
Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom Doom When
you now you're going to I want. 

1001
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,000
My 100 bucks. 
I want my 100 bucks man. 

1002
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,320
Guess I better jerk off. 
Exactly. 

1003
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:40,560
Yes, yes. 
Like, it worked, I think, just 

1004
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:48,280
like the technology. 
I mean, OK, the Kevin Williams 

1005
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,600
face, when he's like, do you 
like that? 

1006
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,520
Huh. 
He looks at him, raises his 

1007
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,880
eyebrows up. 
He's like, yeah, feels. 

1008
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:58,400
Great, it's great acting great. 
It's just great one. 

1009
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:10,240
Thing leads to another. 
And now you're getting a scene 

1010
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:15,880
of Mike getting ready to fuck 
the guy with the massage oil and

1011
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:21,440
then the buddy it's. 
Perfection. 

1012
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:27,960
I can't stop saying perfection. 
Roll over, I'll show you 

1013
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,400
something that feels even 
better. 

1014
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,880
You ever let a guy touch you 
like that before? 

1015
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:36,280
No, I never have. 
So many, so many erotic tropes. 

1016
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:40,840
And their faces that he makes is
so like, like really, really 

1017
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:44,720
like interested in confused and 
curious all at the same time. 

1018
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,240
Yeah, the acting, the layers, 
the character, it's all, it's 

1019
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:52,080
all happening. 
I mean, of course it goes a 

1020
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,120
little further and then we know 
exactly where this is going to. 

1021
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,000
It's the best scene in any talk.
About a showroom New Whole Kevin

1022
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:11,160
Williams spread the hole and 
then he's winking at He's 

1023
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,880
winking at. 
So sweet. 

1024
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,960
It's just such a beautiful 
lovemaking scene. 

1025
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:20,400
I mean it, They're so attractive
that it is almost sweet. 

1026
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,520
And their performances and their
energy together do make it like 

1027
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,320
it's not gross. 
It's like not. 

1028
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,960
At all. 
Not at all. 

1029
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,120
It's just they're making sweet, 
sweet love. 

1030
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,000
Johnny Wheat. 
Fucking love, man. 

1031
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,840
And while Mike Henson finally is
revealing slowly, he loves to 

1032
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,320
take his underwear off slow. 
And we know where this is 

1033
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,960
headed. 
We hope that GAIL Gordon and 

1034
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:51,440
Ethel Mertz won't be home early.
Well, they're going to her, her 

1035
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,840
sister, his aunt's house, so 
they're going to be a while man 

1036
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:58,120
and. 
We know. 

1037
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,680
Well, there goes there goes the 
Dick right in there. 

1038
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:08,160
I mean and and no problem. 
Once again, ass virgins have no 

1039
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,600
difficulty getting fucked in 
these movies. 

1040
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,840
You know, because there's a lead
up. 

1041
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,680
It's the builds up, it's the 
relaxation, it's the massage. 

1042
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,640
It's there. 
Yeah, it's just this is like, 

1043
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:26,440
this is what Bros do. 
And like the the kissing and the

1044
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,840
I mean, like, it's like they're 
in love. 

1045
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:35,200
And in fact, at the end of the 
scene, I think he does say that 

1046
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,560
he's in love with them. 
I don't remember that, but let's

1047
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,560
get to that. 
Well, he's tongue in his ear. 

1048
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:46,240
He's doing all of it. 
I mean, they, they get it going.

1049
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:50,560
The guy's jerking off. 
I mean, there's a long scene. 

1050
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,080
Oh, at this point now the he, 
he's saying fuck me. 

1051
01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:02,680
So, you know, he's this is it. 
He's a power bottom for life. 

1052
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,240
It's. 
Holding on to the ass now he's 

1053
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,720
getting jackhammered up and jizz
rainbows. 

1054
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:18,520
Jizz just squirts. 
OK, well here's what here is the

1055
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:23,520
scene. 
Comes back to the room. 

1056
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:31,920
Oh oh jizz jizz jizz jizz now. 
Also the transitions out of each

1057
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:37,960
scene is a freeze frame and then
the screen square style spins 

1058
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,479
out into nothing and then spins 
back to the next scene. 

1059
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,000
A classic 80s movie transition 
I. 

1060
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,359
Love it. 
I love it. 

1061
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,319
I love it. 
I got it ready. 

1062
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,840
I won. 
I can't take it. 

1063
01:08:51,840 --> 01:09:13,720
You can't take it. 
He couldn't take the money 

1064
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:17,960
because he was too special. 
It was two times on. 

1065
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:20,080
And that's exactly what it was 
like. 

1066
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,080
It was too special. 
Now he's got the piece. 

1067
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,680
Of mail. 
He got a piece of mail at the 

1068
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,279
motel and it's a credit card, an
American Express card. 

1069
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:32,680
So. 
Perfect have. 

1070
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:37,920
A good time I will. 
Like I'm going to stay here and 

1071
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:42,160
fucking another military people 
and there's a good shots of Palm

1072
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,840
Springs with the wind turbines 
now. 

1073
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,359
What's going on now? 
Who is who are we seeing now? 

1074
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:53,080
Now we're seeing two guys from 
the base who are going to go and

1075
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:56,080
they're, I don't, I think they 
may be heading back, but they're

1076
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,600
going to stop in Palm Springs 
1st. 

1077
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,880
And this is the scene where I 
was telling you about that. 

1078
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,880
Palm Spring hasn't changed at 
all, and they are they. 

1079
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,520
Hitchhiking. 
They are hitchhiking so they 

1080
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:12,040
picked up like this other then 
they go to that hotel. 

1081
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,200
Oh no, it's it's Mike Henson 
picking them up. 

1082
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,560
That's right, it's their buddy 
Mike. 

1083
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:21,840
Mike Henson is wearing a 
sleeveless sweatshirt zip up 

1084
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,960
with the collar cut off so the 
hood cut off. 

1085
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,200
It's Teddy Marcus Wear. 
I love it to death. 

1086
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,480
I love. 
It other guys are wearing all 

1087
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,360
white. 
One of them is wearing a Teddy 

1088
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:38,240
Marcus round Gucci esque 
sunglasses, a white sweatshirt 

1089
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:43,240
and a the acid wash Jean. 
Yeah, it's like, it's like beach

1090
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,720
club. 
What was the name of that brand?

1091
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,520
Go ahead and go to Palm Springs.
I'm ready to get it started. 

1092
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:51,360
Start partying. 
Let's go. 

1093
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:59,360
All right, all right, let's go. 
Let's go party. 

1094
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:03,440
Let's go get it. 
Let's go get each. 

1095
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:05,600
Other all night in the motel I 
forgot. 

1096
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,640
This is this is another great 
scene where they're all in the 

1097
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:12,600
hot tub, which is such a rare 
thing They do the whole hot tub 

1098
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,160
scene and there's no sex in the 
hot tub. 

1099
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:18,120
The sex happens outside of the 
hot tub when they find those 

1100
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,720
fundies. 
That scene turned the shit out 

1101
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:25,040
of me on. 
Now they've go to a new motel 

1102
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:29,120
which is decorated in all white 
80s style, but looks very 

1103
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,880
similar to the other motel, 
actually just a slightly bigger 

1104
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,520
room. 
It's so mauve, it's so mauve. 

1105
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:38,720
But they do Johnny McGovern saw 
have fake plants above the bed. 

1106
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,520
I love it. 
Oh no, there's the bed. 

1107
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,200
And then now they're all like, 
let's get in the hot tub and 

1108
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,920
they're all wearing acid wash 
jeans. 

1109
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,640
They all have. 
They have the exact. 

1110
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,680
They almost all look like twins 
because they are all pumping the

1111
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,200
same exact hair. 
Look. 

1112
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,280
They all have dark hair. 
They're all wearing tiny 

1113
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,280
whities. 
They're all wearing skinny gold 

1114
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,880
necklaces. 
Right. 

1115
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,360
And then the tiny whities get 
wet in the hot tub, the drinking

1116
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,080
Bud Lights. 
It's like such a great. 

1117
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:06,000
Mike Henson's wearing a thong. 
He reveals a thong. 

1118
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,160
Of course he does, because it's 
Mike Henson. 

1119
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:13,520
He's the star. 
I will not to this scene if 

1120
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:15,360
anyone else is wearing a thong 
now. 

1121
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:18,000
The hot tub is not that big for 
three people. 

1122
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:20,480
No, but watch that nothing 
happens in the hot tub, which is

1123
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,920
my favorite part. 
You're like this, this, this 

1124
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:28,240
forced you to edge. 
Because back in the day when 

1125
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:31,320
Teddy was jerking off to this, 
you had to get up and go to the 

1126
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:34,720
VCR and press Fast forward. 
Now, so you watched it and you 

1127
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,640
were just edging, waiting, like 
wait, what's happening? 

1128
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,800
They're not doing anything. 
But then they got out and you 

1129
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,160
could see, like see through 
because they had the tidy 

1130
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,600
Weddies on and they're wet. 
William Higgins, take all my 

1131
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:47,960
money. 
They're just they're their 

1132
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,600
underwears wet, their Dicks are 
showing through, they're having 

1133
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,800
beers, they're just totally 
relaxed. 

1134
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:56,720
They get out of the hot tub, 
they're drying off. 

1135
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,880
Then I don't remember how this 
all begins. 

1136
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,240
How the sex begins. 
They're putting on the robes. 

1137
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:05,880
Right then he they find the 
girlfriend's fundies. 

1138
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:15,760
My favorite scene. 
The girlfriend's fundies, I 

1139
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,920
don't remember. 
That the fundies, it's the 

1140
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:21,000
underwear that you could two 
people could fit in and they 

1141
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,280
dare each other to try them on. 
Really. 

1142
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:28,240
I don't remember this at all. 
Oh my God, this was so good 

1143
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,160
because. 
Then I see a box of fundies in 

1144
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,200
the suitcase. 
Mike Henson, you know, we'll 

1145
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,120
watch when they put it on, he 
pushes this. 

1146
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:38,640
Is shot at a different time 
because Mike Henson now has a 

1147
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:43,400
much more blunt bang. 
It is straight across his 

1148
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:47,280
forehead. 
Because the guy who was supposed

1149
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,440
to do the scene didn't show up. 
So they're like, oh, call Mike, 

1150
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,400
all right. 
So the fundies are a pair of 

1151
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,920
underwear that you were supposed
to wear at the same time as 

1152
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,960
someone else. 
Teddy, when did you do this 

1153
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,040
craze? 
Oh my God, I I bought fundies. 

1154
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:03,320
They were in my car forever. 
I never used them. 

1155
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,760
They have. 
Two sets of leg holes. 

1156
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:08,680
So you go, I guess, front to 
front with whoever your friend 

1157
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:09,760
is. 
With your girlfriend, you do. 

1158
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:10,680
With your girlfriend, you don't 
do. 

1159
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:14,240
With your girlfriends. 
Yeah, so good. 

1160
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,880
He's like, why I'm on. 
Yeah, what? 

1161
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,960
Oh shit, there's enough room for
everybody else in this thing 

1162
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,240
too. 
You can take the whole classroom

1163
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,760
with you. 
You could take the whole 

1164
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:28,360
classroom, he says. 
Oh, and jump in. 

1165
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,080
No fucking way in my. 
Fuck no man, I could jump in. 

1166
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:41,840
Oh my God, it's so hot. 
Look how hot I. 

1167
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,760
Mean it is good. 
Yeah, and then he pushes him on 

1168
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:51,120
the bed, which is such a fucking
dorm thing to do. 

1169
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:59,600
Guys And now they're in the 
they're rolling around nude. 

1170
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:04,200
They're in their naked horseplay
joint underwear horseplaying 

1171
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,360
around 2. 
Dude, we're not gay. 

1172
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,520
We're just fooling around. 
Don't fuck. 

1173
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:16,360
These are my girlfriends. 
Tickle Fest taking his robe off 

1174
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,880
too. 
I'll be nude and tickle you 

1175
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:21,880
guys. 
Oh my God, so good. 

1176
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:28,480
I mean the this acting is again 
quite good, very believable. 

1177
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,680
And they're really like, really 
kind of wrestling. 

1178
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,360
Like, dude, don't touch my Dick,
dude. 

1179
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:43,120
Extended wrestling scene here. 
It's perfection. 

1180
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:48,960
Oh my God. 
Remember when the when the 

1181
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:58,120
action begins. 
Now they're starting to feel 

1182
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,240
each other's holes. 
And you know, that's what that's

1183
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:03,360
exactly how it starts. 
The whole counters here I'm 

1184
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:11,840
checking I got my pen. 
This is a buffet of asses that 

1185
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,600
should be in the Hall of Fame of
asses. 

1186
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:24,680
Of course. 
I mean, the anticipation is 

1187
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,400
killing me right now. 
But that's that's, that's 

1188
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:32,400
William Higgins. 
Edging, I said. 

1189
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:36,920
Edging. 
Now one of their friends. 

1190
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,520
Now they're slapping their 
friend's ass and holding his 

1191
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:42,160
legs spread in the air. 
And there's boners. 

1192
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:53,520
Now we finally have boners. 
Oh, my God. 

1193
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,880
Oh, it's Mike Henson's hole in 
the air. 

1194
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,760
Yeah, Mike. 
Mike's like, I'll show you guys.

1195
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:04,160
He grabs the other guy and he's 
like, I'll start spanking you. 

1196
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,400
Almost finger in the hole I 
like. 

1197
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,880
It don't you? 
I like it, don't you? 

1198
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:17,680
They say there's so much in this
movie now they're spanking the 

1199
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,320
hole. 
They're not spanking the ass 

1200
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,840
anymore. 
No, Spank the hole. 

1201
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,840
Uh oh. 
We've slowed down a little. 

1202
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:32,280
What's happening? 
Are they turned on? 

1203
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,080
They're nude with Boner, so we 
can only guess what's going to 

1204
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:40,040
happen next. 
They all have blunt bangs. 

1205
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:45,160
Suck it, suck it. 
Down it's tall. 

1206
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:50,480
Suck on it bro. 
And also note the fake plants in

1207
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:54,040
this room are fantastic. 
I would definitely have this. 

1208
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:58,520
Tommy was production designer. 
And then OK, once the Dick 

1209
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:01,040
starts getting sucked, it's all 
happening. 

1210
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:05,680
I mean, the military buddies are
just going for it. 

1211
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:07,880
We're going to lick the hole. 
We're going to. 

1212
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:11,600
I mean they just do it all one 
now one guy is putting their 

1213
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,520
Dicks together and he's sucking 
them both at the same time. 

1214
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:17,120
That to me was unbelievable. 
I don't think I've ever seen 

1215
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,560
that before in a movie. 
I was like do what you would do 

1216
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:22,080
if you were going to do a double
fuck of someone where the Dicks 

1217
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:25,520
have to get as close together as
they possibly can so you have to

1218
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,560
go taint to taint with the other
person. 

1219
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,960
So hot to me. 
The caressing of buttholes and 

1220
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:34,200
big guns is just beautiful. 
I mean, they were going to call 

1221
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:37,000
it caressing buttholes test 
well. 

1222
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,080
It's so. 
Oh my God. 

1223
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,480
I mean, in again, I'm afraid of 
perfection. 

1224
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,880
They all fuck each other. 
Everyone fucks everyone. 

1225
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:47,680
They fuck at the same time. 
They, this wasn't one of my 

1226
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:50,920
favorite scenes, but looking 
back on it, it's high quality. 

1227
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,440
High quality and it's long. 
I mean, I have to Fast forward 

1228
01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:58,760
like 25 minutes, OK. 
And then they of course take a 

1229
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,440
shower. 
They eat each other's cum. 

1230
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:05,560
In that tidy. 
Shower in a mod Shower built for

1231
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,640
three. 
It's built for one Teddy Margus 

1232
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,680
and three, I guess, William 
Green's. 

1233
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:15,600
Military guys off base for the 
weekend trying to have a little 

1234
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:20,280
fun. 
So hot and. 

1235
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:22,720
Not having a homosexual panic, 
they're just cool. 

1236
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:28,040
Don't bend over to get the soap,
man. 

1237
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:33,040
Ted, Teddy then. 
Now what the hell? 

1238
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:36,520
They're still OK. 
Now I'm remembering the rest of 

1239
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,520
this movie. 
I was like, how much longer is 

1240
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:41,400
this fucking movie? 
Well, there's two more scenes. 

1241
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,480
Actually. 
The next two aren't are not as 

1242
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,600
special as the. 
Well, now we're with Mike and 

1243
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:50,640
the guys in full uniform and 
they go out to a bar in their 

1244
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:53,480
full dress whites. 
And there's ladies. 

1245
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:56,320
Non sexual roles for ladies are 
playing in this one. 

1246
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,280
They look really beautiful 
though in those whites. 

1247
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,840
The Epulets. 
Like pussy dropping. 

1248
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,280
Yeah, definitely. 
And then John, the other John 

1249
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:09,000
Rocklin shows up in his dress 
whites. 

1250
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,360
I guess they're all wearing 
their dress whites right before 

1251
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:12,480
they have to go back to the 
base. 

1252
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,960
That's said, this is the last 
night. 

1253
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,360
This is it. 
The last night. 

1254
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:23,280
OK this is a military bar 
because there's some extras 1 

1255
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:27,960
semi handsome one and one not 
attractive one who's like 

1256
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:29,400
something one of the producers 
hey. 

1257
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:42,280
Son, how are? 
You this is the, this is the. 

1258
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:47,760
Oh my God. 
You carry on there. 

1259
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,760
I'll be back here with the rest 
of the party. 

1260
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,800
I'll carry on here. 
Oh, that's why they're at a 

1261
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:57,520
special military party. 
There's a woman there. 

1262
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,880
The guys are looking like they 
like them. 

1263
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:04,240
And now these are two different 
guys. 

1264
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:08,320
Yeah, because those are the two 
that oh. 

1265
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:12,120
Because he tried to hit on some 
girl and she threw his her drink

1266
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,680
on him so he had to take his 
shirt off. 

1267
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:17,960
Right then they go out to the 
tiki Hut, which how that popped 

1268
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,800
up don't know. 
Conversation, he's like you're 

1269
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:22,880
just grab, grab, grab. 
And he's like, I really wanted 

1270
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,760
to make it with her though. 
I mean, this was definitely the 

1271
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,840
80s. 
But I really wanted to make it 

1272
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:41,800
with her. 
This guy who's talking has 

1273
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:46,160
something that bothers me. 
No sideburns. 

1274
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:53,480
Oh, like he has a regular 
haircut except it ends at the 

1275
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:56,440
top of the ear. 
Oh yeah, I don't like doing 

1276
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,120
that. 
Weird. 

1277
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,400
It's very strange. 
Cut. 

1278
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,400
Very strange cut. 
Just a side note. 

1279
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:04,320
Yeah, this is because probably, 
you know, we're going to need 

1280
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,120
you to get a military cut. 
No way, dude. 

1281
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:10,160
Maybe I'll just do my sideburns.
So in this scene we have again 2

1282
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,800
military guys. 
He's going to show him how to 

1283
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,680
seduce a woman by touching his 
erogenous zone. 

1284
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:17,240
Yeah, this. 
I actually use massage. 

1285
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:20,360
They're out. 
At the tiki bar at this bar. 

1286
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,880
But apparently nobody comes out 
there because they can just get 

1287
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:27,280
nude and suck each other's Dick 
right behind the bar where their

1288
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,480
full military party is happening
inside. 

1289
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:36,320
They're addicted to risk. 
All right, So they fucked. 

1290
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:40,360
This scene is a little, I mean, 
after the high Academy 

1291
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,960
award-winning of the rest of the
film. 

1292
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:47,200
Yeah, it's really hard to. 
I mean, again, these guys are 

1293
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:49,720
very good looking. 
They have hey, Dicks. 

1294
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:53,280
The sex is good. 
You know, again, it's like, I've

1295
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,400
never done this before. 
I mean, that is of course always

1296
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,000
interesting. 
Right. 

1297
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:02,480
And it's to me like I used to 
Fast forward this like, Nah, OK.

1298
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:07,800
Yes, this was definitely after 
we've gotten to such heights of 

1299
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:11,880
Eroticism with this movie, this 
it's a little hard to compare, 

1300
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:15,280
you know, with the rest. 
So while this is a quality 

1301
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:18,360
scene, it's not. 
It's just not like America's 

1302
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,680
latest butthole parade like some
of these other ones. 

1303
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:25,600
But for me, it kind of the scene
never really fit into the rest 

1304
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:29,160
of the movie anyway. 
Like I don't the tiki part was 

1305
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:31,520
like, OK, wait, what? 
Like I don't get it. 

1306
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:34,480
I know we needed a scene with 
their military uniform on. 

1307
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,520
There were so many other things 
they could have done. 

1308
01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:40,320
And like you said, not that it 
wasn't hot, it was hot, it just 

1309
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,160
wasn't. 
It just didn't fit. 

1310
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,120
Well, it's like they had to do 
another scene with two different

1311
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:48,240
guys that could film on a 
different day and they only had 

1312
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:50,600
to have that one. 
It's like quick interaction with

1313
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:53,920
the boys at the bar. 
So Mike Henson had the day off 

1314
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,640
and they didn't have to pay him 
another day rate. 

1315
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,720
So then what is our final scene 
here? 

1316
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:02,640
I'm having some buffering 
issues. 

1317
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,800
OK. 
The final scene is the three of 

1318
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:08,320
them, and like a survival 
military, they. 

1319
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,160
Still fucking like this tiki bar
is. 

1320
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:15,080
They've just, they're out in the
Hut behind the bar supposedly, 

1321
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:19,160
and they are just taking it home
like nobody's there dancing. 

1322
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:25,880
Like nobody's watching sweetie 
while I'm OK. 

1323
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,480
So now we cut to the next day, 
right? 

1324
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:32,160
They're they're in, they're back
at the base, they're in camo and

1325
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:36,360
they're like playing paintball, 
like a survival game, right? 

1326
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:40,360
Because that's what you do when 
you're at the homosexual 

1327
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:44,480
military camp, is it? 
When you're at the homosexual 

1328
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,320
boot camp, right? 
Where they put stuff food to 

1329
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,160
make you horny, like in the porn
book I read when I was in 

1330
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:53,840
college, Mike and the Marines, 
rather than that book, they took

1331
01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:58,360
only the sexiest people and they
put them in a special platoon 

1332
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:02,680
and then they put stuff in their
food to make them extra horny 

1333
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,400
and then they sat back and watch
them fuck each other. 

1334
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:08,840
What's interesting about this 
scene is that there is no sex. 

1335
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:11,560
Like they, it literally is like 
a precursor for it's like a 

1336
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:15,400
cliffhanger. 
They, they, they, they play the 

1337
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:18,360
game. 
The one person loses, they'd 

1338
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,880
strip him down to his underwear,
hang him up from a tree, and 

1339
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:24,360
it's over. 
Right, because they're, it's 

1340
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:27,760
crazy, dodging back and forth. 
They're playing paintball. 

1341
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:31,240
They're wearing deep scoop tank 
tops. 

1342
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:34,200
Military. 
Issue once again International 

1343
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,680
Mail. 
So international mail, like the 

1344
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,680
military, this is the military 
through the eyes of 

1345
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:44,240
international mail, 1000%. 
The loser who loses the paint 

1346
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:51,120
game when they have to take off 
his his pants and he's got those

1347
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:56,480
teeny tiny micro camo undies. 
You know, army regulated undies.

1348
01:25:56,520 --> 01:26:00,600
Part of course. 
It just is like, oh come on. 

1349
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:06,400
So whoever loses has to get 
strung up in his underwear. 

1350
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,400
Overnight. 
Overnight. 

1351
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:13,520
Something like that. 
Yeah, He hangs overnight in his 

1352
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:14,360
underwear. 
Dude. 

1353
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:15,840
So humiliating. 
So humiliating. 

1354
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,560
And then it's over. 
No, I. 

1355
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:24,160
Don't agree with? 
This. 

1356
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:40,000
Rough rough and the the the 
military issue bikini thong in 

1357
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,880
camo is really the key. 
I'd like to be a part of that 

1358
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:46,480
platoon who doled out those 
undies. 

1359
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,640
Right, Private, Get here. 
Get your thong on Private 

1360
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:56,480
Sergeant Teddy Marcus for voting
for the homosexual troops. 

1361
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,720
Yeah, and like, they start to 
tease you, like something's 

1362
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:01,880
going to happen, you know, 
'cause they can't. 

1363
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:08,320
Leave them hanging in the tree. 
And then done get. 

1364
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,800
Off on that. 
Oh my God. 

1365
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,120
Now the other either like 
getting off on that and Mike 

1366
01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:28,640
unbuttons his pants. 
If the Admiral could see you 

1367
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:32,240
now. 
Both unflithed in their pants. 

1368
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:34,960
If the Admiral could see you now
and he's they're all wearing a 

1369
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:38,960
military issue camo bikinis. 
So good. 

1370
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:49,360
Freeze frame to be continued in 
Hot Rods The Young and the Hung 

1371
01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:52,160
Part 2. 
OK, now Teddy, I'm understanding

1372
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:55,240
what that is. 
So it wasn't called Big Guns 

1373
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:59,640
Two, it was called Hot Rods 
Young and the Hung 2, which was 

1374
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:03,800
a sequel to probably the 
greatest classic porn ever, The 

1375
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,400
Young and the Hung. 
Right. 

1376
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,680
We'll have to cover that in 
another episode because. 

1377
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:12,880
I would if it's they did do an 
unofficial sequel for big guns 

1378
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:16,080
two though in like 98 but there 
it was. 

1379
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:19,160
No, it wasn't. 
By then it was all over. 

1380
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:22,360
It was that was the bad era of 
porn that happened in the late 

1381
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,720
90s. 
That was that weird waxed, 

1382
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:27,760
plucked Falcon era. 
Yeah, it was. 

1383
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:31,440
It was not appealing. 
This was the peak. 

1384
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:37,200
This big guns 1987 was the peak.
So much so that in 2005 it did 

1385
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,720
win a gay VN for Best Classic 
gay film. 

1386
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,520
So. 
Much so that when I was watching

1387
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:44,680
this at the office alone because
no one else is there, I was 

1388
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:48,000
feeling very horny. 
I was like, Oh my God, this is 

1389
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,720
inappropriate. 
I am horny at work, not safer 

1390
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:53,200
work. 
NSFW. 

1391
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,320
Right. 
Luckily I'm the only person in 

1392
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:56,480
the building. 
Hooray. 

1393
01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:59,760
Still, to me, still classic, 
classic. 

1394
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:01,760
Perfection. 
Perfection. 

1395
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:06,880
The first time I saw it, about 
talking about manergy, sweetie, 

1396
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:10,600
the menergy about menergy. 
Bump, bump, bump. 

1397
01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,960
Incredible, Incredible. 
I agree. 

1398
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:17,960
Thank you. 
William Higgins, Mike Henson, 

1399
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:22,280
Kevin Williams, John Rockland, 
Kevin Wiles. 

1400
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,880
What's his name and all? 
Douglas, Chad. 

1401
01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,800
Douglas, Jeff Quinn. 
Come on. 

1402
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:31,440
William Higgins. 
Stellar. 

1403
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,720
Down to you. 
Stellar. 

1404
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:38,960
Now have you ever seen Kevin 
Williams first day on the set of

1405
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,760
The Young and the Hung? 
I mean of of big guns. 

1406
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,640
No. 
Where would I see that? 

1407
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:46,400
I think there's, if you look up 
Kevin Williams, they call it 

1408
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,080
Kevin Williams audition, but 
it's not. 

1409
01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:50,680
It's like behind the scenes on. 
YouTube. 

1410
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:55,840
No, I think it's on my vidster. 
Oh, Kevin Williams audition. 

1411
01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:56,840
No. 
Whoa. 

1412
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:01,040
Yeah, and it's it's from this 
same day and this scene and it's

1413
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:04,040
like him like talking like oh, 
OK, that. 

1414
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:05,440
Sounds. 
What's it on xhamster? 

1415
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:09,000
Probably. 
They have this thing called 

1416
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,520
Vintage 455, The best of Kevin 
Williams. 

1417
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:17,120
Guess what I'm doing tonight? 
I'm pretty sure I know Kevin. 

1418
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:23,520
Williams an audition. 
Oh, he's just, honey, that it's 

1419
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:27,400
just that, you know what it is? 
I just, it's, I was that 

1420
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:36,760
innocent once too, you know? 
I sounded like this, but I I was

1421
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:43,840
a little more cherubic. 
My hair was a flax and blonde. 

1422
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:48,440
I mean, Kevin Williams, a real a
winner. 

1423
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:49,720
A winner. 
Angel, Angel. 

1424
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:52,600
And you know what? 
Also, we have to, we have to 

1425
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:58,680
give our props to Mike Henson 
that he he carried a whole film.

1426
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:01,440
He did. 
Oh, they've, they've taken a lot

1427
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:04,320
of copyright notices on this 
Kevin Williams material. 

1428
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:09,240
Of course. 
All right, well, everyone, that 

1429
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:14,320
was a little link to to Big Guns
to Watch for free online in case

1430
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,160
you wanted to see this. 
Of course, we'll be in the 

1431
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:20,280
toolkit. 
And yeah, we'll see you next 

1432
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:21,400
time. 
On what Teddy? 

1433
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:27,000
Managi's Managi. 
Exactly. 

1434
01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:21,800
The. 
The. 

1435
01:33:37,000 --> 01:34:25,640
Music. 
None. 

1436
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:47,400
You can come on in the bathroom.
You can come here again. 

1437
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:52,400
We all never feel like you're 
smoking it to me 

1438
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:56,920
the 
the.