1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:09,800 It's a Kiki with John and make G gonna spill all the tea. 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:20,320 All my LGBTS, you're in luck because Johnny McGovern is gay 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:31,560 as fuck. Hello everyone and welcome to 4 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,920 Gay as Fuck. I am Mr. Johnson governess. 5 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:43,000 He who is yes, everyone, gay as fuck is back the show where pop 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,920 culture and dirty gay stuff meet. 7 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,840 And now look, I know you're saying Johnny, what the fuck? 8 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,560 You said you were going to be doing monthly episodes in the 9 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,160 last month. Where was my fucking episode 10 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:56,400 brah? Well baby daddy had some health 11 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,840 issues. I had a tooth that got infected 12 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,600 that ended up making my whole face blew up and leading me to 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:07,560 some seriously excruciating and long lasting dental pain. 14 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,520 We don't need to get into it, but Needless to say it took me 15 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:17,920 over a month to get over it and honestly, I still, the PTSD from 16 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,960 it is still pretty strong if I were to say so myself. 17 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,640 I mean it. Look, if you want to hear all 18 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,680 the details and wonder where the fuck I am when I'm not doing 19 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,840 this show right here, well baby, you know where I am. 20 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,120 I'm over at the guest of All time Patreon where even through 21 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,960 literally having an infection in my tooth led to my face getting 22 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:44,840 all blown up, I was still doing motherfucking podcasts OK 23 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,480 including one called Am I Pretty? 24 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:54,640 Because I look so crazy as well as feeling terrible. 25 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,520 But in the beginning it just looked crazy. 26 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,640 My face was all swollen and I was taking pictures of it and 27 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:04,120 sending it to my friends being like the Botox and fellow 28 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,520 looking like troll because my lip was gigantic. 29 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,720 My eye was swollen shut. Oh what do you what can you do 30 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,280 when something like that is happening to you other than to 31 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,320 take a photo of it and troll your friends asking if they 32 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,520 thought your cosmetic surgery looks good. 33 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:25,600 Needless to say, all of that is cleared up, but it's quite a 34 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:29,000 tale and you know where you can hear all about it over at 35 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,400 patreon.com/gist of All time. Now also over at Patreon, that's 36 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,800 where you're going to see the uncensored videos for Dad Rave, 37 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,160 Bussy. I mean, baby, if you're not 38 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:48,200 watching the uncensored Dad Rave and Bussy videos, are you even 39 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:53,200 living? We did many Wendy emergency pods 40 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,120 and we did listening parties for Lady Gaga's new album, Selena 41 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,280 Gomez new album with the country critic Adam Joseph. 42 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,520 I mean, lots of fun stuff over there. 43 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,520 But for now, I got a lot of fun stuff for you here today. 44 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:15,360 We have some great updates. Wendy Onasia has been found, 45 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,880 Robert Irwin's son is swinging his big snake around. 46 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:25,560 Gaga Chella happened. And of course we got Azalea 47 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:29,520 Banks tweeting all about her opinions on Gaga Chella. 48 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,720 Conspiracy theory Queens are still trying to tell us that the 49 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,680 person and all the Britney Spears videos is not Britney 50 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,560 Spears and that they believe it's Jamie Lynn Spears with the 51 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,720 filter on. And the story just never seems 52 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,160 to end. So look, there's so much to get 53 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,880 into. There's only one thing we can 54 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,880 do. And what is that? 55 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:54,280 Well, you know, let's do, you know, get into it, get into it, 56 00:03:54,280 --> 00:04:10,040 into it, into it, get into it, into it, get into it. 57 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,280 Let's talk first. Naja Robinson, OK, We love 58 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:20,120 Onaja. We, we stand Onaja. 59 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:28,240 OK, Onaja in her few short months in Pakistan managed to 60 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:37,400 give us so much good content. So much me mobility, so many 61 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,600 quotes. Respect for the law, respect for 62 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,240 Allah, respect for her law, respect for the law. 63 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:49,040 I'm going to need 2000 or more and land Shabana. 64 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:54,680 This is my team Shabana. If anything you hear isn't the 65 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:59,200 truth, remember it's not true. I mean, it just goes on and on. 66 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:03,760 And I know I'm not exact quoting everything, but like, the spirit 67 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,960 is there. And the last we had previously 68 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:12,160 heard of her was someone had seen her being escorted off a 69 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:19,880 flight to New York when by the authorities in Dubai and that 70 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,520 was all we heard of them. There was radio silence. 71 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:27,400 We were afraid that our Queen Onasha, who brought us so much 72 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:31,600 pleasure in such a short period of time was possibly had fucked 73 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,640 with the wrong people 'cause remember we saw her in Dubai 74 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,320 smoking in public. You know women ain't being 75 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,080 allowed to be smoking in public now. 76 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,680 Not that that's a big offense, but they can choose to do 77 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,600 whatever the fuck they want in Dubai. 78 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,800 It is a country built on slave labor. 79 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,480 So they were just, they could do anything to her. 80 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,760 I mean, she remember she's threatened someone in the video. 81 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,480 She said, Oh, if I, if I, if you talk to me again like that, I'm 82 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,480 going to burn you with the cigarettes. 83 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:10,880 And so, you know, all of us who thought like those are all not 84 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:14,240 don't seem that much, but like, you know, they can really do 85 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,640 whatever the fuck they want to you in Dubai thought, Oh my God, 86 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,400 maybe that she just chose the wrong authoritar to fuck with. 87 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:26,040 And it's not like the lovely angels in Pakistan and Shabana 88 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:30,440 and all of them who were so honestly sweet and caring and 89 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:35,000 protective of Onaja. I mean, Viva la Pakistan, that 90 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:39,520 was the greatest publicity that Pakistan has gotten in a long 91 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:43,160 time. But all of that is to say, she 92 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,440 was gone. We were worried about her. 93 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,760 I was honestly can very concerned that no one seemed to 94 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,240 be really that upset about where the fuck she was. 95 00:06:51,640 --> 00:07:00,440 And then, Oh, Happy Day, honey, because right on the streets of 96 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:06,440 New York City, sweetie. Listen, I didn't go to jail. 97 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,400 I wasn't stuck in Dubai. It was a situation that happened 98 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,720 in Dubai that I couldn't get over at the time. 99 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,840 And that was it. How long was it? 100 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,560 I was there for a month. Wow. 101 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,040 That's the package thing. That's the package thing. 102 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,840 Yes, I was. That is so precious. 103 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,080 And that is you end up getting out like you can get in trouble 104 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,000 like empty or actually I'll keep all that right back. 105 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,440 So you guys that later. OK, so I want to ask this, are 106 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,760 you? Yes, I am. 107 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,640 Maybe we are together. We want to stay with you. 108 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,960 This is jury guy. No, this is one guy. 109 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,560 This is my husband. So you met someone else? 110 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,920 No, this is my husband. Niguel Hamed. 111 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,080 His his last name must have his mother's last name. 112 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,040 Wait. So how did you meet this guy 113 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,040 while we were out here? No, we met actually on a 114 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:05,360 romantic day. You know, we had a a basic the 115 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,960 incident, right? But is he yes, he is, you know, 116 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,320 so have you? So when you plan on going back, 117 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,080 you know, we're going to discuss that. 118 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,960 But right now we're all staying in New York. 119 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,240 So it's real big. It's real big. 120 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,600 It's real big. So we have been eating. 121 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,840 Wait, wait. So we got to ask you, So you 122 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,720 were asking for your money in your land. 123 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,280 We got to ask you, did you get the money? 124 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,560 Did you get the land? Listen, they called you that 125 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,919 land. They won't give that 20 K to 50 126 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:38,240 KL. I like that because I feel like 127 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,320 you were on my thing that. So did anyone give that to you? 128 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,000 We have to raise anything. Well, they was going to give me 129 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,880 those pumpkin K every week, but I left. 130 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,200 So we're going to see what they're going to work on while 131 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,560 I'm not there. I do have ships that have my my 132 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,440 Facebook and I love people in real. 133 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:09,960 Life. So they caught her in front of 134 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,320 the Brooklyn Chop House. Honey, she's got a new wig. 135 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,760 She's got a regular all the foundation. 136 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,200 She's not all chalk powdery looking like she did in Pakistan 137 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,240 when she'd have her makeup already moisturizer and she was 138 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,520 on the motherfucking desert and probably dry. 139 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,520 She's looking fresh, she's looking creamy. 140 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:32,680 She's got her FUPA really working it and a pair of like 141 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:40,400 very thin track pants but they almost look like nurses track 142 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,840 pants. Anyway, she was spotted by the 143 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,120 shade room. They started to get the tea from 144 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,320 her. Now apparently you remember, I 145 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:51,240 don't know if you remember, back when she was with Shabana in the 146 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,760 hospital, whenever she would, she would pose her photos. 147 00:09:54,960 --> 00:10:00,000 She would do this one where she would bring draw her finger 148 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,440 under her nose like she was smelling the finger. 149 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:07,600 OK, And that's kind of like almost like that little Kim move 150 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,520 where she's, you know, she she kind of doesn't cheat her little 151 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,080 Kim doesn't more like she's looking looking, but this is 152 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,160 more like the smelling the finger. 153 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,400 Anyway, that is apparently her new pose because the end of this 154 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,520 little session on the street, she's posing for the photo. 155 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,640 She's got her finger on her nose sniffing it. 156 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,760 Can someone explain to me? Comment below. 157 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,520 Like and subscribe guys. Comment below if you can tell me 158 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,760 what the fuck the significance of the sniffing the finger is 159 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,960 other than like I'm smelling your bullshit. 160 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,960 My name is Onasha and I've got bullshit of my own. 161 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:46,120 To give you. Now, the information that we we 162 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:50,120 got just in that little interview was that she was still 163 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:56,160 with her husband, Ahmed Hameed, or whatever the fuck his name 164 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:01,600 is, who has also been doing his own interviews with the press. 165 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,360 Because I like, why not? Everybody's got to get a little 166 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,040 bit of that fame. And I'm sure he doesn't want 167 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,600 that fame to go away. So he's like, huh, maybe I'll 168 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,840 move to New York with my new wife, Onaja. 169 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,480 Why not? So she's planning to bring her 170 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,120 husband to New York. You know, she has other kids, 171 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,040 one of who said she's extremely bipolar and she was having a 172 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,760 mental break when that's got to be the one of the most 173 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,360 satisfying mental breaks we've ever seen because it gave us so 174 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:41,360 many great quotable lines. One more she does. 175 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:46,560 She acknowledged that she has, you know, chips with her face on 176 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,120 it. In Pakistan, they made own Naja 177 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,880 chips, like a snack, like the sack chip sack. 178 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,320 So hopefully she's getting her royalties for that. 179 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,800 Or maybe she got a buyout, which you probably would have been 180 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,080 maybe a little more appropriate when you're dealing with a 181 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,800 Pakistani chip company and you don't live in Pakistan. 182 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,080 Maybe just get that buyout instead of worrying about 183 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,440 collecting royalties. Remember, she was supposed to 184 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:13,240 have her Bitcoin. So hopefully that was a buyout 185 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:18,040 too, because I don't think we're, I mean, would I buy 1 186 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:22,000 onasia Bitcoin perhaps can I get a physical version of it? 187 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,280 I guess that that would be going against the point of a Bitcoin. 188 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:30,120 But you know, if I could have it on a frame with Onasia's face on 189 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,400 it, I would consider, would consider. 190 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:40,000 And so now she's back, OK, She's back and she is going around 191 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,360 Brooklyn and she is doing promos pretty much like people are 192 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,800 excited to see her. She's doing all of her catch 193 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,200 phrases, respect to the lab, respect to a lot. 194 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,200 Now all. She doesn't know all her catch 195 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,160 phrases, to be honest. Like she doesn't. 196 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,280 First of all, you could hear her, you know, getting respect 197 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,400 to the loud, respect to the loud, respect to the loud, 198 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,080 respect to getting that a little bit wrong. 199 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:08,200 I don't think she is quoting herself saying 2000 or more, 200 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,400 which is really something she should be quoting. 201 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,040 She should be making T-shirts that say or more. 202 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:21,360 It's just so she's doing promos in all these different shops 203 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,600 like she's getting her hair done. 204 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,800 And so she's doing like a little, she's posting on the 205 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:31,320 real own Asia Robinson. So she is doing like when you're 206 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,960 in Brooklyn, comes down to Shorty's wig cap shop. 207 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,800 They got all the best wig caps. Respect to the live, respect to 208 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,520 the live, respect to the live, respect to the live. 209 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:46,440 So she's doing her catch phrase and then she's shouting out all 210 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,920 all the different places she's at. 211 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:52,280 She's in some place wearing kind of a tacky like hoodie, 212 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:59,120 distressed hoodie and track pant combo and somebody off cameras 213 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:04,640 like you know that that hoodie cost two $2500. 214 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,680 She's like, damn. Respect to the law, respect to 215 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,120 the law, respect to the law, respect to the law. 216 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,480 So she's out there just doing her little. 217 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,640 She's doing her little dance, whatever it takes to get that 218 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,920 cash. And you know what? 219 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,400 That is what we want for her, whatever it takes. 220 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,160 Now, what do we really want for her? 221 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:27,880 We want her on the Traitors. We want her on Celebrity Big 222 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:32,080 Brother. We want her own reality show. 223 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,600 Oh well, she should be on 90 day Fiance. 224 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,880 Are you fucking kidding me? I don't even watch a show, but I 225 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,280 would start watching for a naija, sweetie. 226 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,800 My God, yes. I'm I'm. 227 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,360 I can't be the profer for person one to think of this. 228 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,840 I mean, anybody from 90 day Fiance must have been at her 229 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:55,600 front door knocking because what a coup that would be. 230 00:14:55,600 --> 00:15:02,120 What a catch. So do I think we're ever going 231 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,080 to get any more good quotables from Onaja? 232 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,800 No. Do you know? 233 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,880 Well, maybe, and if she gets a show or something like that, but 234 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,520 I mean, like, will we ever recreate the magic is what I'm 235 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,040 trying to say. Will we ever recreate the magic 236 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,560 of those weeks in Pakistan when she was the biggest star in 237 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,640 Pakistan and the camera crews were following her everywhere 238 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:30,640 And she was just, she was with that that holy man. 239 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,320 And she was yelling at him and she was yelling at the press and 240 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,240 she was just demanding the money. 241 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,040 Like, we're not going to. It's just never going to be as 242 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:45,680 good and authentic as that. So much like we've learned to 243 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,240 accept that Britney Spears will never be on tour and dancing 244 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:54,560 again and that Wendy will not have a show every day on TV 245 00:15:54,560 --> 00:16:00,160 again, Onasia will probably not be hilarious again. 246 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,320 But it doesn't mean we can't still love all three of our 247 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,880 Divas, you know what I mean? I'm putting Onasia right up 248 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,360 there. I mean, that's a lot of work. 249 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,800 She got in my heart pretty deep in just a couple weeks in 250 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:16,240 Pakistan, honey or more, 2000 or more. 251 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,080 Now, Speaking of Wendy and Brittany, let's get into those 252 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,840 Queens because there's shit going on now. 253 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,840 I thought things were moving along in a very positive manner 254 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:35,560 in the Wendy Williams case, because, you know, TMZ did that 255 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,920 Saving Wendy documentary, so a lot of more people became aware 256 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,520 of it. She did the interview at the 257 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:45,160 window. OK, She was at the window 258 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,680 dramatically. They couldn't come up to film 259 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,040 her, so they went to the street and pointed a camera up at her 260 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:54,040 window at the facility that she's locked up. 261 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,720 And and she did a dramatic interview at the window, like 262 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,200 crying and holding her hand on the window. 263 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,359 And, you know, it just made Wendy Will called into the view. 264 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,440 Wendy was making it known that she she was on The Breakfast 265 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,200 Club. She was doing multiple 266 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,560 appearances. She did a longer interview with 267 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,040 TMZ. And it made us think that like, 268 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,040 OK, maybe Wendy isn't still all together. 269 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,400 She seems a little off still. You know what I'm saying? 270 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,839 You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? 271 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,599 You know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying? 272 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,440 But she used to say, you know what I'm saying a lot anyway. 273 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,680 But still, she's definitely, you know what I'm saying a lot. 274 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:36,960 She does seem as together as she has seemed in years, so much so 275 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,880 that I even thought, well, maybe, you know, when she gets 276 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,800 out of this, maybe she could have a podcast, you know, 277 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,880 heavily edited one that didn't make her sound like, you know, 278 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,760 because half of it is just sometimes she sounds out of it. 279 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,280 Even if she sucks. She's like, you know what I'm 280 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,080 saying? You know what I'm saying? 281 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:57,160 You know what I'm saying? So I thought things were looking 282 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,120 good, but things are still weird. 283 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:06,280 So now TMZ recently reported that the guardian, this woman 284 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:10,520 named Sabrina Morrissey, who's been in put in charge of Wendy 285 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:19,000 thanks to Wells Fargo, has been sent TMZ an official letter 286 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,680 saying stop saying that Wendy cannot leave the facility 287 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,680 because that's just not true. She can come and go, she likes. 288 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,560 And then you get Wendy calling them and being like, well, 289 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,320 that's not true. Because last night I was 290 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,120 supposed to go out to dinner with my niece Alex, and they 291 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,920 wouldn't let me out and they wouldn't let me go. 292 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,800 And I was supposed to go to dinner with my new lawyer 293 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,440 because she has a new lawyer, which is the same lawyer who got 294 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:46,000 A$AP Rocky off in his last trial. 295 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,240 Now, I can't remember what the fuck A$AP Rocky was being 296 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,680 accused of, but whatever it was, it was dramatic. 297 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:59,280 And this lawyer, a guy named Joe was the person who got him off. 298 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:04,480 So now this guy is Wendy's personal lawyer now. 299 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,040 So he is going to be there shepherding her through 300 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,280 hopefully getting out of this guardianship. 301 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,880 And the question remains right now at TMZ was asking is why 302 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,000 they haven't they just directly said judge and the guardianship. 303 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,560 But maybe it's because the judge seems like a royal fucking 304 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:27,480 can't. Because just the other day the 305 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:34,520 judge, this fucking nasty bitch judge told Wendy, your career is 306 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,200 over. You once had a career, but it's 307 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,400 over now. You'll never have a career 308 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,920 again. So apparently Wendy went to 309 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,960 court and the judge was pissed at her basically for all the bad 310 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,440 publicity that she and Sabrina are getting. 311 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,240 Because remember, the judge is the person that appoints the 312 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,520 conservator, the guardian, and that's lucrative financially for 313 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,240 the person who gets it posted as that job. 314 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:06,280 And she's been very sweet with Miss Sabrina Morrissey. 315 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,840 This judge always be giving her guardians and making her rich 316 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,480 so. She was given Wendy what for 317 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,640 about that? She was given Wendy's niece 318 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,840 saying that if she tries to take Wendy out of the facility 319 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:28,480 anymore, she's going to put her up on charges in the court. 320 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,440 And then the judge said that she thought Wendy's family was 321 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:38,800 completely no good in general and then went into going off on 322 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,960 Wendy's career, saying you may have had a good career at one 323 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,240 point. I heard you did. 324 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,080 But your career is over. There's no more career. 325 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:51,200 You're it's over now, which how fucking dare you? 326 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:55,200 Where is it? This judge, this nasty fat bitch 327 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,720 judge. OK, I'll say it out loud. 328 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,760 This nasty fat bitch, Judge. Who is it for her to tell Miss 329 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,280 Wendy Williams that her career is over? 330 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:10,560 I don't think that's any of your fucking business, Judge. 331 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,120 About whether Wendy's correct me. 332 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,120 What is your qualifications, Judge? 333 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,880 Judge Bitch. JFB. 334 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,320 Judge. Fat bitch. 335 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,200 Is that harsh? I don't care. 336 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,080 I'm Wendy's defender. We're not going to have any fat 337 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,120 judges talking bad to Wendy like that. 338 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,360 How dare, how very dare. Now is she right that Wendy's 339 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:38,120 family is perhaps touch shady? Yes, not Denise, Alex, but 340 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,760 definitely the son, definitely one of some one of the brothers, 341 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:47,200 but not everybody. And again, judge, mind your 342 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,040 mind, your fucking business, judge. 343 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,480 I mean, I guess that is the judge's business. 344 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:58,720 But now, hopefully this now hopefully her new lawyer will, I 345 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,320 don't know, get them as what do you do when the judge is a 346 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,760 fucking cunt? I guess you got to apply. 347 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,160 You have to go to again, it's all along process. 348 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,800 You got to either try to get another judge or make a formal 349 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,840 charge against that judge is a reason why you should have a new 350 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,080 judge for the case. I mean, and that's going to piss 351 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:22,200 off the judge even more. Well, how very dare they really, 352 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:31,960 and in other how very dare they do like I thought that we were 353 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,560 over with the conspiracy theories on Britney Spears right 354 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,000 now over on the Patreon. You know I'd be going deep 355 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,200 anytime there's anything interesting happening. 356 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,640 I'm Brittany and things have been pretty quietly, but these 357 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,280 damn they reels have been coming up. 358 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,760 I mean, so here's one that comes up I gotta. 359 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,400 Be honest with you because this doesn't look like her, you know, 360 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,520 maybe, maybe the. Conspiracy theory still right? 361 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,480 Imagine that. But they're not going to do 362 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,040 that. They're not because even though 363 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,360 deep down they can look at this and tell, hey, something's not 364 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,560 right here. This could be a deep fake. 365 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,120 They're not going. They're going to keep running 366 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,840 with the narrative that that's her because that's what's 367 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,480 drawing it in the cloud for their page. 368 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,440 They don't like. They don't they can say all they 369 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,520 want to. They care about Brittany. 370 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,760 They care about the cloud that that Brittany's name brings. 371 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:23,520 This is not my usual content up until like a year, year and a 372 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,720 half ago and I slowly started getting into this content 373 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,800 because I truly want Brittany to receive justice and I'm tired of 374 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,080 seeing people talk shit about her. 375 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,320 But I am a metaphysical spiritual creator and. 376 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:39,520 You, oh Lord. Yeah, we all know the sooner 377 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,840 people realize this isn't her, the better off everyone will. 378 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,560 Be there's a lot of like photos going back and forth back and 379 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,760 forth. We're trying to sew like this is 380 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:54,600 obviously not her. Oh, Exila Maria River Red. 381 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,800 I mean, I'm looking over at on her page and like we get a shot 382 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:06,160 of her in revealing panties, topless freckle boob shot with 383 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,720 her Michael Kors from the 2000 sunglasses. 384 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:22,560 So a boob close up of her on the beach, the water catching her 385 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,480 just having fun on the beach. I mean it looks like her. 386 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,160 Here's her like, staring at herself in the mirror. 387 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:36,720 I mean, seems like her of course. 388 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,560 It's me, stupid. It is Brittany. 389 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,960 Hey, I know you're standing there. 390 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,400 What's up, sweetie? What's up sweetie? 391 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,560 You know what's up? Is that once again I come in 392 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,000 here and say hi just 'cause you only live like. 40 miles from my 393 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,160 house. And I, I see, I come in just 394 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,320 thinking, I wonder what are you seeing? 395 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,760 Maybe 7-7 on podcast. What are you doing? 396 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,520 You're talking shit about me. You want to face me? 397 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,560 I'm this American dream after they see everything. 398 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,880 Brittany, that's not the case. Oh yes, it is. 399 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:16,120 You want to pass man? We don't want to pass up Y'all 400 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,560 Brittany, we just want the best for you. 401 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,640 And can we look closely at you? Are you a body double or not? 402 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:28,080 That is stupid. I just, I, I, I hate everyone 403 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:34,560 and I hate every, I'm sick of everybody and all I want to do 404 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,920 is stare at myself. I'm fucking traumatized and I 405 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,200 want to do spinning videos and that's it. 406 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,600 Can you guys all just give it a fucking rest? 407 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:51,000 Jesus, what are you going to do when my son? 408 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Becomes a big pop star. Are you going to torment? 409 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,600 Him like y'all did to me. Probably. 410 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:01,120 Well, fuck you, Johnny McGovern and fuck you conspiracy 411 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,880 theorists. OK, I'm me. 412 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:13,120 And who else Get out like that? See, it's obviously me. 413 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,120 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool. 414 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:16,800 Fuck you. It's. 415 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,560 Just me here, Brittany. I'm just fucking with you. 416 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,040 I gotta go. But don't jump out the window. 417 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,240 Bye. Wow. 418 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,760 Only live on the 2nd floor, so sure, she's fine. 419 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,320 Yep, there she is. She's running across the parking 420 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,760 lot and jumping over the fence. Good on you, sweetie. 421 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,320 Good on you. Now, one thing that we did find 422 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,160 out, actually interesting that we found out is that, well, I 423 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,040 don't know what this means breaking Britney Spears fired 424 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,840 her sales representative and hired someone new to manage your 425 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,200 finances. Matthew Siegel, who's who who 426 00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:00,840 got hired is the commercial manager and owner of NKSFB 427 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,640 Financial Company, which is responsible for the big fortunes 428 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,280 of Beyoncé, Drake, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, the weekend, 429 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:14,400 Rihanna and Kylie. Jenna OK very respected company 430 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,880 as they say. Michael Caine who got fired had 431 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,960 been put in place by Brittany's father to replace Lou Taylor. 432 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:27,560 Remember Evil Lou after he they was suspended as a conservator 433 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,200 of her estate and person and Michael Caine and also been 434 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,440 Michael Jackson's manager on his last tour and was suspected 435 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,160 being involved with the singer's death. 436 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,320 So a perfect person to put in charge of Britney Spears if you 437 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,080 wanted her to accidentally die, die. 438 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,360 For nothing daddy, you fuckers. Exactly, Britney. 439 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,640 Exactly. I'm glad you got rid of that 440 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,400 fucking these people and you got yourself someone new. 441 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,240 Good. Whoever Beyoncé got, that's 442 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,480 good. That's what we want. 443 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,560 Now. Britney was not at Coachella, 444 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,080 but girl, all the rest, they all the rest were there. 445 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,240 Justin was there, Haley was there. 446 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,920 All the influencers were there. All the children were. 447 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:16,520 They are. I was not there and I had no 448 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,720 absolutely 0 interest in going to Coachella. 449 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,880 I mean, maybe with an artist pass, backstage pass and all the 450 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:31,520 trimmings like a golf core, a golf cart zipping me back and 451 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,760 forth. Lunch at Nobu, I did see that 452 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,080 they had like a whole stage built that had a Nobu in it and 453 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,240 you could make your reservation and basically have your 454 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,240 McDonald's style Nobu. Now, I've had Nobu a couple 455 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,240 times and I got to tell you, I didn't think it was that fucking 456 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,160 great. I thought it was kind of, I 457 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,240 mean, of course the crispy rice is delicious. 458 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,880 It's like a crispy rice, a little bar with some, you know, 459 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,840 chopped up salmon on top. Delicious, really good. 460 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,080 But now everybody makes it. You can buy it at Bristol Farms, 461 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,400 you can buy it anywhere. Everything else is just, man, it 462 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,400 was like tasted basically like my local sushi spot. 463 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,480 Is it good? Is it tasty? 464 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,240 Yeah. But is it like out of this world 465 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,400 and worth a huge fucking price that you get? 466 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,200 Is it that different than any other fucking sushi you're going 467 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,440 to get from a nice sushi spot near you? 468 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,960 No, it's basically the same. And I saw the video of the 469 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:33,520 people trying the food at the pop up at Coachella. 470 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:40,440 And I was just like, so lame. You're eating Nobu pop up at 471 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,080 Coachella. I'm sure that was $1000. 472 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,960 I mean, dumb, dumb, the whole thing stuff. 473 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,080 But that didn't mean that I didn't enjoy it the way a smart 474 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,880 person of course shall, which is through the television, because 475 00:29:54,880 --> 00:30:02,600 I did want to see what was going on with our girls, our girls 476 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:09,400 being Lady Gaga, Missy Elliott and Benson Boone. 477 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:17,040 Now Benson Boone did a lot of flipping and a lot of singing 478 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,600 and a lot of tight jumpsuit wearing and Cape wearing. 479 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,640 And I fast forwarded through his piece because I'm not like 480 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,320 caring that much about his music, but I do like his toy 481 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,520 body and I like his pop * antics and I love his flips. 482 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:37,160 And he did a majorly big flip and he ended with a queen song. 483 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,960 He said Mama. And he really sang the shit out 484 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,920 of it. I mean, he was saying his mic 485 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,600 was on. He was sweating and singing and 486 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,480 having a lean, tight body. And damn, he's only 23 years 487 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,760 old. Damn. 488 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,840 His star has risen. And I believe that he is 489 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,400 homosexual. That is what I believe. 490 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,800 He look gay. He feel gay. 491 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,720 I think he going to be gay. That is my opinion that Benson 492 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:13,600 Boone is a homosexual. Now then again, I believe Benson 493 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:20,200 Boone is Mormon so that could be a confusing issue. 494 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,920 But making, you know, confusing me because sometimes Mormon and 495 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:30,160 gay seem similar, especially if they're sucking Dick in magic 496 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,000 underwear and a missionary boys video. 497 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,240 Well, I think he's yeah, he seemed good to me. 498 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:42,720 And he's very body con and he has a fat sweet ass and he loves 499 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,040 wearing speedos and underwear and all the rest. 500 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,440 And I I think he's a a Dick sucko, or at least I hope he is. 501 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:55,880 Then of course I watched Missy. Now I had watched Missy when she 502 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,480 went on tour with Sierra and Busta Rhymes and when I say 503 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,440 watch, did I go to the concert? No I did not. 504 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,200 I watched it on YouTube from many different angles and the 505 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,000 show she did at Coachella was basically an extra glam version 506 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:15,600 of what she did on tour. Which I now look. 507 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,320 I will never in my life say a bad word about Missy. 508 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:26,320 The hits are unbelievably deep. She's saying she performed all 509 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,240 her hits. Not even in their full form or 510 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,440 she performed all hits. I should say not all her hits. 511 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,760 She prefer she performed our hats. 512 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,960 She performed all hits and still there wasn't enough time to cram 513 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,080 in every hit, even giving just some of the hits halftime. 514 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,760 We didn't get pussied on filming. 515 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,240 Now, I mean, we didn't get a a bunch of things. 516 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,960 We didn't get hit him with the he stop him with the high. 517 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:02,200 Now those are my personal hits. We didn't get a Nicole Ray make 518 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,000 it hot cameo. You get a little Kim cameo we 519 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,480 didn't get. We didn't get any of that stuff. 520 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,200 We didn't even get a Sierra cameo. 521 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:14,240 We got no cameos. I now, like I said, so Missy can 522 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,000 do no wrong. She's perfect. 523 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,760 We're so lucky to have her still be on tour, still be doing 524 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:25,440 things. That said, I find that the live 525 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:30,880 show leaves me cold. There's a zillion dancers and 526 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:37,400 there's so many layers of sound that you can't really tell 527 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:42,320 whether the mic is on and if it is, what parts she's singing and 528 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:47,040 what part are over. Just backing tracks. 529 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,120 And of course she's dancing her ass off and she's she's a 530 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,240 middle-aged person, honey. I don't expect her to be singing 531 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,960 out Louise and doing all those dance moves, but I would have, I 532 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,400 couldn't tell. And I was listening what she 533 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,080 what she's saying, if anything, or if it was a full lip sync 534 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:11,920 show and it looked good And she, the dancers were great. 535 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:17,800 She was great, great energy. But it felt canned, felt canned. 536 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,880 And honestly, the excitement of the audience also felt canned. 537 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:23,639 Anytime they cut to the audience, they weren't losing 538 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:25,440 their fucking mind. They were kind of like bopping 539 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,440 along. Then it was time for Gaga. 540 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,800 Chala, honey. And look, I'm not the greatest 541 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:39,840 Lady Gaga stand, but I did want to see what the fuck she was 542 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,760 doing. She said she'd been thinking 543 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,679 about it. It was all she could think about 544 00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:50,159 for, you know, since she announced and up until then, and 545 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,159 you know what? I think she did a pretty 546 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,239 incredible job. She built what she called an 547 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,080 Opera House in the desert, some multi level set. 548 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,600 And then the set was of course extended out using the digital 549 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,360 screens. And she's just, you know what 550 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,240 the biggest thing, biggest takeaways? 551 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:12,200 The mic was fucking on. OK, the mic was fucking on. 552 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:17,520 Now look, do I think anyone will ever do it better then Beyoncé's 553 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,320 homecoming? No, I do not. 554 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,520 I think that was one of the greatest concerts I've ever seen 555 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,960 on video and even that I wouldn't have liked to have been 556 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,080 in in in person for one of the greatest concerts I've ever 557 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,400 seen. Incredible vision, so sick, 558 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,000 gorgeous, perfect. But then again, I love almost 559 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,720 all Beyoncé songs and I love everything Beyoncé does. 560 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,840 Lady Gaga, on the other hand, is not always to my taste. 561 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:50,400 But what the reason I bring up Beyoncé, not just because she's 562 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,200 number one in my book, is that even Beyoncé, I wasn't sure how 563 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,760 much singing was happening. Now we know it's a quite a bit, 564 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,080 but you know, there's a lot of multi layer sections and I think 565 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:09,720 it's the same with Gaga, but the mic was on in a lot of it. 566 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,160 And anytime, you know, I think Lady Gaga was like, make sure 567 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,040 you don't turn my mic down when I'm breathing heavy, because I 568 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,280 want everybody to fucking know that I'm singing live bitch. 569 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,040 And she really did an incredible job. 570 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:29,280 I mean, she did she, she opened the show in this giant, you 571 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,040 know, top of a hoop skirt. And then she opens it and 572 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,160 there's a cage and all the people are in the cage. 573 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,120 And there's opera singers. And there's different versions 574 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,480 of her past self from like in the outfits, the McQueen outfits 575 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,680 she wore in the different paparazzi performances and 576 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,520 videos in the past and some of those other looks. 577 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:54,320 And she's fighting skeletons in the graveyard and she's, you 578 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,560 know, she's doing it. Did I love every moment? 579 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,760 I thought the skeleton ballet where she was dancing with the 580 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:07,680 skeletons to Zombie boy was a little stupid little cringe. 581 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,640 But almost everything else was great. 582 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,560 Even though what she loves to do is be like she loves to. 583 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:21,480 Scream. But she can really sang her 584 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,360 fucking asshole saying abracadabra, she saying shame 585 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,080 the heads she gave. She didn't give us disco stick 586 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,640 love game. But you did get paparazzi, you 587 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:37,560 got other songs. So escaping me now. 588 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,880 She did a lot of the new stuff, even the songs I didn't love. 589 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,320 I mean, she did the in the sha, La La La La la alone on piano. 590 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,480 Who cares about that? She sang lots of the new album I 591 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:54,280 can be your toy, because Zombie boy I that's one of my least 592 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,640 favorites. But I did like Garden of Eden 593 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:02,080 and some of the other ones. Of course, disease was great. 594 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,120 That was her like that was the part in the in like where she 595 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,080 was fighting the skeletons that I liked. 596 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,320 That wasn't that was actually dancers with skull faces. 597 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:17,480 Later they all were dancing with, you know, skeletons, like 598 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,120 waltzing skeletons. That was kind of dumb. 599 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,200 But the rest of it was fucking good. 600 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,760 And she sang her ass off and she looked great. 601 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,520 She looked honey, she was, she went on as epic honey. 602 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,640 She went on as epic was she just was working out quite a bit. 603 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,120 Lots of dancing. Paris Gobol was the 604 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,880 choreographer. I mean, good on ya, Lady Gogo. 605 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:47,120 Good on ya. Now Speaking of good on your 606 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:51,360 Lady Gaga, there was somebody wishing well from Lady Gaga. 607 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,920 Well, from afar. And that was of course, Azalea 608 00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:02,680 Banks, Lady Gaga's current number one fan, and of course, 609 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,200 the she had something to say about all of Coachella. 610 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,600 And we love that. Now currently one of my home a 611 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,240 homie besties, Stephen Raines, is in Paris. 612 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,920 And by the time this show comes out, he will have seen Azealia 613 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:22,160 Banks in concerts in Paris. And you know that we're going to 614 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:27,280 break that down 100% song by song on the Patreon as soon as 615 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,280 it happens. Now, remember, 10 years ago, 616 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,360 Azealia Banks performed at Coachella, and that's where she 617 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,920 did that iconic megaphone performance to Anna Wintour. 618 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:47,880 You know, I'm fucking so good. Now what she had to say about 619 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:53,600 Gaga at Coachella was I actually really like Gaga's performance. 620 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,720 I never said I didn't. I just don't think Coachella was 621 00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,240 the right venue or format because personally I would have 622 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,120 loved that whole Mayhem set Purple Rain style on DVD. 623 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,520 Honey, there's so many parts of it you couldn't catch because 624 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,600 it's like cutting to the audience and the crowd. 625 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,160 It was just a lot of going going on. 626 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:18,200 She spells AW www.n NNNN stop trying to instigate everything. 627 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,720 Damn. She definitely is. 628 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,960 Is 5. Toes down for Lady Gaga, she's 629 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,280 not letting anybody talk shit and get get that fucked up. 630 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,200 She said that was like a lot of production money that definitely 631 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,440 needed to be solidified in a form film format because it was 632 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,000 cool and looked very expensive. I don't like the graveyard part, 633 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,440 that's just weird juju in my honest opinion. 634 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,640 But I did enjoy the rest of it. I really don't like Paris's 635 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,760 choreo in general but Gaga tour you can always count on her. 636 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:57,560 Just throw some kind of zazz into the mix now. 637 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,440 Someone else said mad cuz Gaga put more effort into a single 638 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,400 performance than Azalea has toward a new album in the past 639 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:09,000 decade. And then Azalea says every 640 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,720 artist has had the 5 million outfit changes. 641 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,720 I'm talking about the entire Coachella, Coachella, Indy, all 642 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,040 origins. Do not even call for one fucking 643 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,880 outfit change. Lord fucking hate this new music 644 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,320 simulation so much. Yes, it's a chop for American 645 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,880 Music and the glamour of the American Music industry in 646 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,480 general. Like damn we are fried. 647 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:37,680 And then she goes in on the she keeps going in on the Coachella 648 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,240 Nobu. The spicy tuna roll of it all is 649 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:44,240 just like damn. I see why people hate Americans 650 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:49,400 now. 350 desert omakase at Coachella for now. 651 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,640 Wow omakase in the desert. I've seen enough and then we see 652 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,760 this very annoying video that I couldn't even finish watching, 653 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,880 which is reminds me when you listen to it, you remind me of 654 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,360 that little girl who's like. Yeah, it was really good. 655 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,880 It was like a like a touch of like pepper and like a touch of 656 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,880 of spice and like a hint of like a cheese. 657 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,960 You're eating a salad. You know, like I just like a 658 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,320 hint. Adding a little bit of citrus 659 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,640 and you have the scallions, like a little bit of freshness. 660 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,640 OK, so now we are trying our nikiti. 661 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:34,080 It includes Torah. On a paper fucking plate. 662 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,000 I mean, bitch, please give me a break. 663 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,600 That looks just so dumb. I mean, I guess maybe if you 664 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,360 were there you and you had to look at your other options for 665 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,920 eating a $300.00 Omakasi and a Nobu pop up sounds good, but 666 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,400 just when you look at it on a paper plate and whatever, it's 667 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,800 just such a fucking money grab. Barf burgers with cheese. 668 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,160 And if you're wondering what's going on with Azalea Banks in 669 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,440 Paris before we hear about the concert, here's what she's 670 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,360 saying. No, listen, you know Azealia 671 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,120 Banks has a very, very, very tight relationship with her 672 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,880 fans. You know, then y'all be on the 673 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,440 Internet reading me and I was talking shit about me and me, 674 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,120 like telling me about myself. And you know, sometimes you, you 675 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,080 know, sometimes you really need to hear about myself. 676 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,480 I thank you guys for that. Right? 677 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,360 But this whole fucking tour, right? 678 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,600 The whole tour I've been on this whole tour and then the girls in 679 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,280 Pari and gay Pari talking about shit to my own. 680 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,760 She this Oh, she hey, wiggies cheap. 681 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:43,480 Oh, why why did she do this? What are you doing Azalea for me 682 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,400 to show up. I showed up. 683 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,840 Look, you see, I got I got I got a little a little graphic 684 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,040 lineup. You know, I tried to give a 685 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,360 little like a coup from all for the girls. 686 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:57,400 You know, the Parisian girls. Yeah, bitches ain't watching 687 00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:01,040 fucking ass. If I come back out there 688 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:06,320 tomorrow and you're out there smelling like boof, like boof 689 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:13,680 Boo jignon and fucking fromage. I'm a read y'all bitches? 690 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,800 Oh, 'cause y'all bitches been reading me this whole fucking 691 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,040 tour. Bitch been stressed no sleep one 692 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:32,440 city a day and the French girls been like no I'll give fuck your 693 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,440 bitches better. Wash in between that pussy lips, 694 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,200 wash in between your butt packs and shave that. 695 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,960 Underarm here girls. And then with the last thing she 696 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:47,800 said about the Nobu fucking outpost was I'm sorry this post 697 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,760 is irking me so much. The next time any Red Bull event 698 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,880 hits up any artist to do anything, run them for the 699 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,080 coins. Us artists cannot live in a 700 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,480 world we are so thirsty for opportunities in spotlight that 701 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,640 we're ultimately allowing them to create this shrinking world 702 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,400 where what we do has little to no value. 703 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,520 And it's more about the sponsor shaking hands and the art. 704 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,280 This whole Coachella is such a brand orgy. 705 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,640 I don't think any of the promoters like even care what's 706 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,680 going on anymore. It's kind of heartbreaking. 707 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,960 Honey, you can always count on an opinion from Miss Azalea 708 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,760 Banks. Thank you God for that. 709 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,080 We love that. Thank you gay Jesus shady ass. 710 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,920 Have you ever been shaded by Padma Lakshmi High? 711 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,800 Attention and I try not to get involved in these little things, 712 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,560 but I can't help but respond or at least comment. 713 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,400 There are these two women that go around critiquing 714 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,600 restaurants. In quotes, air quotes. 715 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,920 Recently went to Sema, which is a South Indian restaurant here 716 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,120 in New York. And, you know, they say things 717 00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:00,080 like they've lost faith in the Michelin Guide, and I'm pretty 718 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,640 sure Michelin doesn't give a shit about you either, or what 719 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,200 you think about anything, let alone food and. 720 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,920 Just. Attempt before you go off 721 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,320 flagging other cuisines, maybe you should understand them a 722 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,640 little bit more. Or at least, I don't know, learn 723 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,640 how to pronounce the dishes you're actually critiquing. 724 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,520 I got news for you, there's no tiki anything in Indian cuisine, 725 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,200 not in North or South Indian cuisine. 726 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,360 So I don't know what you're talking about. 727 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,080 And by the way, sunlight isn't made for you. 728 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,280 It's not. It's made for us. 729 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,680 And I'm pretty sure that if nobody but they see's went there 730 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:41,640 for the rest of its existence, it would still be booked solid 731 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,400 for the next decade. So, you know, maybe you do go to 732 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,280 that place. You love the Briani cart, Bri 733 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,840 Itni. Just I don't know, you guys seem 734 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,280 like nice girls. I can only judge you by how you 735 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,120 judge, so I just think you should do a little bit more 736 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:04,480 research. I mean, what do you do when you 737 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:08,000 make a nasty review of an Indian restaurant and then Padma 738 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,840 Lakshmi comes to read you for Falfa? 739 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:17,680 Oh Brietni Brianna Brietni. Oh baby, you don't want to be 740 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,280 shaded by Miss Padma who tells you that that Indian restaurant 741 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,640 is not for you, bitch. Ouch. 742 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,680 I just was looking for some check and take a. 743 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,200 Damn Brittany, was that you? Yeah. 744 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,000 Fuck. Now Padma's mad at me. 745 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,720 OK, and now last but not least. Well, there's 22 items that were 746 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,960 in my last but not least categories here. 747 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:50,880 One was there was quite a stunning photograph of Shawn 748 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:58,240 Mendes in black bikini underwear coming out of the ocean. 749 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:04,960 And wow, I can't tell whether these are fake or whether he 750 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,080 actually was wearing such a skimpy tiny black bathing suit 751 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:16,320 with his cum gutters on display. I can't tell whether this is a 752 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,960 troll of me because it looks so good. 753 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,480 I mean, his body. It's Shawn. 754 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,120 Whoever is eating Shawn Mendes hole is a lucky man. 755 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:28,480 You know what I mean? Whoever the daddy that is the 756 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:33,920 owner of the good boy tattoo on Shawn Mendes baby, he's a lucky 757 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,400 man. Now finally last in more 758 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:44,600 celebrity Dick news. Well, looks like Robert Irwin's 759 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,400 son has decided that. You know what? 760 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:54,400 I'm hot, I've got a thick cock. And I'm ready for the world to 761 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:59,600 see me buddy. He did an underwear campaign for 762 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,600 bonds where they put him with giant snakes and other phallic 763 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:11,960 type of creatures. Spiders on him but mostly thick 764 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:16,640 snakes wrapping around him as his thick snake. 765 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,320 Is their visible penis line at all? 766 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:25,640 I mean, fully, if you zoom in, you know, normally they give you 767 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,600 piece of bread on these underwear shoots. 768 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,520 And when I say piece of bread, I mean whatever they're doing, 769 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,160 they're making sure that you actually are not seeing the Dick 770 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,560 through the underwear. But baby, on this Bond shoot, if 771 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,800 you do a zoom in to the boxer brief, that old Irwin Junior or 772 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,440 whatever the fuck his name is, is wearing, baby, you can see 773 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,120 the deck, you can see the head, you can see the ball shape. 774 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,560 I'm you can see it all. And you know what I say to that? 775 00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:03,360 Slow clap to standing ovation. Let's go. 776 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:20,280 Thank you for this first trap. Well, everyone, look, if you 777 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,240 enjoy what you hear today, there's only one place that you 778 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,480 need to go and that's over to patreon.com/gears of all time 779 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,920 where I'm recording up to three podcasts a week. 780 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,800 It's where you'll see all my uncensored music videos, plus 781 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,240 even more uncensored music video content that doesn't even hit 782 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:43,760 anywhere except on Patreon. And I'm talking pop culture. 783 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,160 I'm talking all my gay pimping with Johnny McGovern homies and 784 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,960 having a gay old time. So come along if you like this, 785 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,680 you'll like that. 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Mind your business. 798 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,560 Got religious reasons? Can't express while I'm lighting 799 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,960 up another cigarette. Yes, kids up my business, it's 800 00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,160 religious. Well, I'm smoking cigarettes, I 801 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,280 get suspicious. Got my eyebrows strong. 802 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,400 Feeling vicious, making money moves. 803 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,520 So malicious. Kids up my business. 804 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:17,480 It's religious. From Pakistan straight to Dubai. 805 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,720 Now they call me Queen. Ain't that some shit? 806 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,280 Fuck your expectations. Ain't no rules. 807 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,600 You supposed to build my own tools? 808 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,880 I'm never could, baby. That's all news. 809 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,000 Got a pad of snow? Yeah, that's my move. 810 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,080 Every screenshot is calculated. Every message is walking 811 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,520 straight. A call me stammer. 812 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:47,120 I call her Faith. No money shit in this estate. 813 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:56,800 Where's the girl I thought I knew was anything you said? 814 00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:02,720 Even true truth is what I'll make it to be. 815 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:09,480 Reality is what these hands are created, drawing power with each 816 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,320 new line above these browser crown shrines. 817 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,240 Can't tell you my business, it's religious. 818 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:22,720 Rob, I'm smoking sleep. The rest of the situations got 819 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,920 my eyebrows drunk, feeling ambitious, making money moves, 820 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,600 it's so malicious. Can't tell you my business, it's 821 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:34,520 religious. Won't come catch the suspicious 822 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,600 from Pakistan straight into a bar. 823 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:44,640 Now they call me queen. Ain't that some shit I turn 824 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:49,280 filters into real life from catfish to royalty. 825 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,040 That's the power of. Being me. 826 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,520 I. Put my finger in his ass 827 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,160 personally so I know his ass was loose.